1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,240 Hello everyone and welcome to the Real Talking Podcast with your host Jay Deek and me Ashleigh. 2 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,440 Well for the listeners at home that's going to be weird. 3 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,440 That's a special one. 4 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:25,200 Yeah, yeah, and it was a fucking backwards for them, the OCD people out there. 5 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,200 But it's Ashleigh and Jay Deek. 6 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,200 He's just fucking meadow. 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,880 Some of them are always the same sign. 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,880 The first couple of episodes we did do that. 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,880 We swapped in the screen. 10 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:38,600 We alternated and then something that I think I might bring back at some point is doing 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,600 the singing intros. 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,600 To be. 13 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,520 Yeah, because some of those were fucking funny back in the day. 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,520 It's like back in the day, months ago. 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,520 Back in the day. 16 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,520 Back in the day. 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,520 During the war. 18 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,520 Like that scrubs. 19 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,920 You always remember that scrubs song. 20 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,920 That's what the intros always remind me of. 21 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,520 Yeah, scrubs are so out there. 22 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:04,720 Yeah, so for everyone, it is the week after, but for all of us, it's back to back. 23 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,480 So the YouTube watchers log out last week. 24 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,600 We are still in my place. 25 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,800 My fault again, because I'm going away next week. 26 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:21,280 So while you're watching and listening to this, I'm away having a hopefully a good time. 27 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,400 Excuse me throwing stuff at the moment as well. 28 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:29,400 The dogs fucking just getting some extra treats and trying to not have them in the way. 29 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:34,320 Yeah, so anyone that has emailed from the last show to this show, don't worry. 30 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:38,360 It's obviously because you haven't said the emails yet as of the recording. 31 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,480 Yeah, so we will read them. 32 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,560 We'll read them on next week's as you listen to it. 33 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,560 Yeah. 34 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:50,760 So yeah, just sit back, relax and let us be music to your ears. 35 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,080 Do a radio voice, actually. 36 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,680 Do your best radio voice. 37 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,560 Do your best radio voice. 38 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:05,840 All I've got is the DJ voice of the ad now. 39 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,880 So you're listening to the Real Talking Podcast with Ash and JD. 40 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,520 Sit back, relax, these smooth jams. 41 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,760 You know when you were speaking about that, you know what comes to mind, emotional fear, 42 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,280 and voice silly, which was probably, you know, when we're done the playlist, we're 43 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,680 going to move your playlist. 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:29,080 I would put voice silly emotional fear is the greatest playlist ever. 45 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,320 Now, I know people are like, listen to this one. 46 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,440 Yeah, emotional fear with Fernando. 47 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,480 Fernando, real ones for the Real Podcast. 48 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,360 Yeah, for a game, it was the best fucking playlist. 49 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,760 Oh, and good song. 50 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,880 We're talking about this Saturday because they've just announced that they're going 51 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,240 to drop information for GTA 6. 52 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:57,320 Yeah, I've seen a couple of old screen grabs, still pictures and that, and obviously the 53 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,320 graphics look great. 54 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,760 I think it's meant to be like all the previous maps as one whole one. 55 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:09,240 So I've heard that, but I've previously heard as well. 56 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:15,320 So voice silly Miami with Las Vegas and San Francisco. 57 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,040 So it's like three cities. 58 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,040 Well, I've heard the same. 59 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,400 It's the previous cities, old cities. 60 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,400 Yeah, they're all together. 61 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,920 Have you seen there's a game coming out? 62 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:26,720 I don't know if it was fake or anything could end, which is like a GTA version of London, 63 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:32,600 but you know, I only saw something about that this morning, whether it's actually in production 64 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,320 or or it being made or something. 65 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,320 I don't know. 66 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,320 The getaway isn't it? 67 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,760 It was a bit like GTA. 68 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,760 Yeah. 69 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,560 And was it taxi driver as well? 70 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,560 Was it? 71 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,560 Driver. 72 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,560 Driver. 73 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,560 Yeah. 74 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,000 Sorry, the dogs just fucking being a little bit. 75 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 There's after some treats. 76 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Yeah. 77 00:03:51,000 --> 00:04:00,120 But yeah, the playlist again, we grew up with some good playlists on songs. 78 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,520 Remember the Nipah Speed ones? 79 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,080 Yeah, Tony Hawk as well. 80 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,080 Tony Hawk had some good ones. 81 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,080 And Thief a lot of Thief. 82 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,080 Yeah, old school Thief. 83 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:13,800 Yeah, but otherwise, I know we've said it before. 84 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,680 I remember just playing Boise City and just just driving around listening to emotional 85 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,680 FM. 86 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,720 Do you remember when I had a good fucking playlist, even though it was four fucking songs? 87 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,360 Does anyone remember a website called Soul Cool? 88 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,360 Was that the fucking the chat room? 89 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 90 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,400 And you'd create your little avatar and you had five songs. 91 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,240 I remember Dora La Di People, Kanye West was one of them. 92 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,240 Yeah, it was. 93 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,240 And you could invite them to your house. 94 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,240 I think there was a Nickelback song or something that was like Nickelback anyway. 95 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,120 I was here and I know someone like that. 96 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,640 You see, it went to another number. 97 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,640 Like they're an ever-nonsense song on there or something. 98 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:54,920 Yeah, you know, I'd have to fucking Google it and get the fucking list of that bangers. 99 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,680 But also a few paedophiles in there. 100 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,680 Let's get this right because there used to be you could go and cam and used to see 101 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,960 third year old men wanking on cam. 102 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,960 You know, and falling in your old girls getting the tits out all in the same chat room. 103 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:08,960 Yeah. 104 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,080 And just for a bit of context, it was when we was like 15. 105 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,080 Oh, yeah. 106 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,640 That we was on this little chat room thing. 107 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,640 Question. 108 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,640 If you ever go to your dick out on webcam. 109 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,640 No. 110 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,640 I thought you would. 111 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,640 You know what I thought you would have? 112 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,640 No. 113 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,520 Right, so little story told now then. 114 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:31,480 I got catfished fucking hard on MSN back in the day. 115 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:38,920 So I imagine you remember it back when MSN was a thing for me at the proper old school 116 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:46,920 desk top computer, a shitty log Argos, but computer standard with the slide. 117 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,920 Yeah. 118 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,520 You had your keyboard and the mouse on, you know, the screen off. 119 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,160 And I didn't have like a normal computer chair. 120 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,800 I had old school, blue, see through, blow up chair. 121 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:03,960 So, you know, you can already fucking just hear the squeaks of the moving back and forth 122 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,760 getting on enough and that love fucking it was awkward. 123 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,800 I remember because again, it was stuff like that. 124 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,800 So calling that just random chat rooms. 125 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,840 I remember speaking to this bird. 126 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:21,200 Well, young lady, same age of me at the time, you know, fucking 15, whatever it was. 127 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:26,320 And on the picture, fucking little darling, any log, you know, obviously, I don't want 128 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,520 to say fucking noncy with any of these coming out. 129 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,520 It was of the same age. 130 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,520 Yeah. 131 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,520 15 year old me fucking. 132 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,280 You sort of a 15 year old at the time was. 133 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:41,160 So yeah, fucking a lot with MSN. 134 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,680 You could do like voice notes on there. 135 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,480 There was like camera mode and that as well. 136 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,400 And then look, if you was online and you saw the other person was online, you could go 137 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,400 off and on again. 138 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:56,560 And it would look ping up with another cashier saying that Jamie is online. 139 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,160 Fuck you wouldn't say it on that. 140 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,280 It just pop up. 141 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:05,000 So you do that if you wanted someone to fucking get the attention of someone to start speaking 142 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,520 to you, not that I was a big log back then, but you know, it was a thing. 143 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:14,240 But yeah, anyway, I started speaking to this girl fucking through whatever fucking chat 144 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:19,680 room, ASL fucking that old school, any age, sex, location. 145 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,720 Sorry, I wonder chat rooms are still a thing. 146 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,120 It's going to be like I've grown and he was so sure. 147 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,120 Yeah. 148 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,120 Yeah. 149 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,120 Go on. 150 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,840 So yeah, started speaking to this girl and she only just had the profile picture on 151 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:35,840 her phone. 152 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,840 She'd never fucking go on the camera. 153 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,840 Anything. 154 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,200 And to be fair, it felt like fucking months. 155 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:46,600 I was probably only speaking to her for three weeks or something. 156 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:53,840 And then finally she's fucking gone onto the camera and an absolute state fucking, like 157 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,000 10 dress sizes bigger than the girl that was on the profile picture. 158 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:01,360 Fucking obviously nothing longer fucking boat race all over the place. 159 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:06,320 I mean, what do they expect it's going to happen when that like literally, I remember 160 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,200 just like laughing a bit and then fucking just just cutting it off, like just signing 161 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,680 off the whole computer. 162 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,680 Yeah. 163 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,680 Yeah. 164 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,680 Yeah. 165 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,680 Fuck you. 166 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:21,080 Just just completely warped that one off of the fucking grid. 167 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,080 Absolutely. 168 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,080 Render. 169 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:28,480 Fortunately, it was before I was drinking and that so I was probably would have still 170 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,480 went there back in the day. 171 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,600 I was in a sale of 19 year old, 20 year old J.A. 172 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,600 Yeah. 173 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,600 Wouldn't have fallen about it. 174 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 No. 175 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:43,600 What a turn did my actually probably would have the challenge time the beast. 176 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,600 A lot of them weren't challenges though. 177 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,400 You know, we'll be honest. 178 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,560 You know, don't rung. 179 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:56,120 There weren't all months that I fucking was with and I don't say to be nasty or anything. 180 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:02,160 It was just I went for the a lot of the 12 and one o'clockers. 181 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,960 The 10s of threes. 182 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,200 Very rarely the fucking the three and four o'clockers. 183 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,120 You know, because normally I'd pulled before them. 184 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,280 I mean, I do love the 10s of threes. 185 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:20,160 I mean, 10, 10 to three girls are I literally literally if you haven't if you see lads, 10 186 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,960 like obviously clubs, clubs are free. 187 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,960 10 to three. 188 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:27,880 So I was pulled the guy after the mingas, they got 10 minutes to work up 10 to three. 189 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:28,880 Yeah. 190 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,320 So yeah, not often busy guys anyway. 191 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,320 Yeah. 192 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,280 Fucking good old guys. 193 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,120 J.A. is just my I can't. 194 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:45,120 I can't imagine now going clubbing three o'clock trying to pull. 195 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,120 No. 196 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,760 Oh my God. 197 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,760 Just give me some food. 198 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,760 Yeah. 199 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,760 Come get me just fucking. 200 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,760 Yeah. 201 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,760 I mean, I'm not gonna be here until 10 o'clock. 202 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,760 I'd be ready to go home anyway. 203 00:09:54,760 --> 00:10:00,280 You know, fucking I was at the pub last weekend and literally I struggled fucking 10 o'clock 204 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:05,080 to still be out and then fair enough got back home and I still had another beer and chatting 205 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,840 with my mate and that little boy. 206 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,840 Yeah. 207 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,840 It was fucking hard. 208 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,840 Didn't have to think about it. 209 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840 You need prep now. 210 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,840 Yeah. 211 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,840 Yeah. 212 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,840 Prep for is before Thursday, Friday, Saturday. 213 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,840 Well, it was routine. 214 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,640 When we was doing that all the time, because we knew. 215 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:23,440 Yeah, first I would go for a couple of drinks, Friday would go in out, Saturday would go 216 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:28,120 in out, Sunday we're gonna have a couple of drinks, couple of games, a snook and whatever. 217 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,840 It was just the routine money. 218 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:30,840 Yeah. 219 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,840 Not these days. 220 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,960 I don't know if we used to afford it, man. 221 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960 Fucking hell. 222 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960 Yeah. 223 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,640 And you think we weren't on any gear or anything, either. 224 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,120 All these people are fucking on the sniff and that fucking cocaine. 225 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,320 I don't know how to do it, man. 226 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,320 Fucking hell. 227 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,120 Not for me, mate. 228 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:52,320 Just stick with me, Bev's or Desperado's. 229 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:59,360 So yeah, not anything that I was thinking we was gonna talk about, but never any arm 230 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,720 in a bit of little trip down memory line is that? 231 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,720 No. 232 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,720 Well, sorry. 233 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,720 You got some. 234 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,720 No, no, no, you carry on. 235 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,720 Sorry. 236 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,720 Yeah. 237 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,480 So something that is a little bit of a trip down memory line, which you'll realize the 238 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,040 link in a minute, you know, little swag way. 239 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,200 So I saw, I don't know if it was lad Barber or something, but I saw an article the other 240 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,840 day of goats having regional accents. 241 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:28,760 So in general, everyone knows that different areas have got different accents. 242 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,320 You've got your bromies, your scouts and this and that. 243 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:36,600 And again, for the American listeners, you know, you Texas and fucking New York, your 244 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,320 Boston's and all that, they've all got different accents. 245 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,320 Yeah. 246 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,320 Alabama's as well, because they're not. 247 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320 Yeah. 248 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:46,160 So they're all in the cities and fucking all that jazz. 249 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:51,080 So yeah, but I saw this, I had to fucking laugh. 250 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:56,600 So yeah, just madness in general that, so they've done the studies, you know, so goats 251 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:02,800 between the different farms and different regions and that have got a different dialect, 252 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:07,240 the sound different, so different pitches and the way that they do the fucking the noise 253 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,720 is it's different from where they are based. 254 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:17,520 And so it reminded me when it was a one of the times we was after like, yeah, I'm a four 255 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,520 something. 256 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:23,440 And one of the lads bought up, you think cows have different accents. 257 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,000 And it was something like 20 minutes. 258 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,000 We're all doing like a scarce cow and this and that look new. 259 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,360 No, but that just for ages, we're just moving in different accents. 260 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:38,560 But that comedian, there was a comedian, I think his name was Lee Mack. 261 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:42,920 That done that joke about cows having different accents like, well, that must have been after 262 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,920 we've done that. 263 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,840 Yeah, it's got a big member. 264 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,760 This was like fucking 12 years ago, which when we done that. 265 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,760 Yeah. 266 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,960 I mean, I don't know if the geezer heard like watched him and the breeding watchable ever 267 00:12:53,960 --> 00:13:00,600 but I mean, because he done the joke was like, like, like millions cows going and then a 268 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,240 scarce, a scarce cow going. 269 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:09,360 But literally, this is what we was doing just in the car driving fucking off to holiday 270 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,600 for a little carrot cheek, cheeky caravan holiday. 271 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:17,920 You know, talking of accents, I've seen somewhere that obviously accents are disappearing. 272 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:23,680 So, so for instance, you know, you cut me your way, or you always have a lawyer that 273 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,400 accents disappearing. 274 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,600 It's more turning to more of a sovereign. 275 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:33,320 So it was it was called a certain it weren't cut me, but it's called something. 276 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:38,440 So basically, it's losing it because basically what's what's happening is you you're not 277 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,360 picking up now is where me and you was we was growing up and people was only growing 278 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,040 up with accents of people around you. 279 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,840 So you see just, you know, you you've done in the TV, you heard something different. 280 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:53,040 But now I've seen, you know, a lot of people are moving different areas. 281 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:59,920 All these cities are so diverse with not just people from different cities, it's, you know, 282 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:04,760 all the different cultures of, you know, you, you Romanians, you Polish and everything 283 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,320 going every, everyone everywhere. 284 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:16,320 Yeah, I remember fucking Scotland and a Pakistani taxi driver with a full on thick glass of 285 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,560 age and accents and that and you just don't expect that. 286 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:25,360 But yeah, I can see being a thing actually though, yeah, because everything is so diverse. 287 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,360 You know, times are changing. 288 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:31,600 And now because kids on the phones more and obviously I mean, kids are probably on their 289 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,880 iPads from three and they're listening to a various of accents. 290 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:39,560 Well, again, yeah, the YouTube culture, the American's and all that. 291 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:47,200 So apparently like you, you know, your region dial dialect is changing. 292 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,560 So it's a good thing for a few areas. 293 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,680 I mean, I mean, I don't know how you feel about your accent. 294 00:14:53,680 --> 00:15:00,480 Again, I don't know if I've said it on the podcast before, but I do think a lot about 295 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:06,040 how I try and pronounce words just purely on the basis that the Brummi accent is shit. 296 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:10,800 And I don't want to talk slow and stupid, not sound stupid. 297 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:16,640 Anyway, which a lot of brummies do and especially the yam yams and good loads. 298 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:21,360 Just one of my peaves where people get mixed up with the Black Country accents. 299 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,840 I mean, just the even type stuff backwards. 300 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,840 I'm what? 301 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:37,560 Yeah, yeah, more, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's hard to put and say, yeah, 302 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,160 I'm is it draws anyway. 303 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,160 Yeah. 304 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,160 So we won't get down that route. 305 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,320 The Black Country accent. 306 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:50,800 But I used to have the period of time that I'd be spending over at my dad's wine when 307 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,200 I was living there and that lot, but the Arbacher and that. 308 00:15:54,200 --> 00:16:01,480 And so I took duck and I got so sick and tired of being called duck and like, are you okay 309 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,480 duck? 310 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,480 Essentially was what they're asking. 311 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,480 I'm like, yeah, quacking, mate. 312 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480 Because I'm not a duck. 313 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,760 But fucking just call me. 314 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,720 Well, again, I suppose people might think the same. 315 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:21,680 My main go to his log or art mates or art buds are still say Babelart, which what we're 316 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,280 seeing as the relative to the females out there. 317 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:31,200 But you know, it's fucking better than getting called a con, Danny. 318 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:37,400 But yeah, it's just, yeah, yum yum's and all that. 319 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,080 Just fucking get it in the bin. 320 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,440 Here's a question for her. 321 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,680 Is anyone for you had a different accent? 322 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,520 So we're from me once with someone said, Oh, do you know who's from Birmingham? 323 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,840 You've had to tell him you're from Birmingham to them real eyes. 324 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:59,680 No, I've had it where so we've made me to uncle's work and together all the time, but 325 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:05,440 I've picked up the phone and they've thought that I was yeah, like either Chris or John. 326 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:10,320 But I suppose that's just pure because we're together all the time. 327 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:15,680 We're going to speak quite similar with how we say things and that anyway. 328 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,280 And then again, well, to be fair, Chris is brought me accent. 329 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,760 It's still there a little bit, but you know, he's lived over Worcester Bay and at the 30 330 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,760 years ish. 331 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,400 So it's not, it's not like ours. 332 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:34,040 I do have some comments saying that they can tell him a Bromie, but it's not as thick as 333 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,560 most of us, which again, I'll do just say it's because I think about what I'm saying. 334 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,920 I don't want to sound like a retard. 335 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:47,200 But I was no, I imagine you've been to the States a couple of times. 336 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:53,120 I imagine you've had it where they just see you as lockdown to now be or something. 337 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,120 Yeah. 338 00:17:54,120 --> 00:18:03,360 So a lot of people when I'm out of the UK, I think Australia, when we were in California, 339 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,480 this thing used from Australia. 340 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:12,640 No, you know, now that you said that, I suppose it could be seen quite easily with the Bromie 341 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,120 twang block, almost look good day. 342 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,120 Yeah. 343 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,320 Almost a fucking, you know, barbecue. 344 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,320 Yeah. 345 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,080 I suppose it does kind of make sense. 346 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,680 At least it does in my head a little bit for Australia. 347 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,680 Yeah. 348 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,680 People are going to be like, I'll put the fucking one. 349 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,680 Yeah. 350 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,680 I mean, yeah, but I tell you what the other one I have is, um, it's from Australia. 351 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:37,000 And when I went to Amsterdam to actually drive, I picked us up because we didn't want to get 352 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 the trams all over. 353 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,360 And, uh, no, it was just one of them. 354 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,520 And, uh, it jumped in the car. 355 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:47,880 It was like, and, uh, it was like, oh, and Birmingham was like, yeah, it's, you know, 356 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,680 he's like, it's so heavy. 357 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680 It's so heavy. 358 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,680 Like, why, why? 359 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,680 I was like, I don't know. 360 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,680 I'm like trying. 361 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,680 I don't know. 362 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,680 I don't know. 363 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,680 I don't know. 364 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680 I don't know. 365 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,680 I mean, 366 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:03,200 the best one was, uh, when I was in Poland, my brother's wedding the other month. 367 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,680 And, uh, I know all fucking around Europe straightaway, but I popped into the shop and 368 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,080 I, I know you're still there listening. 369 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:15,200 Um, but yeah, walked in, got myself a bottle of water, uh, because I wasn't getting it 370 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,200 out of the mini bar. 371 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:21,680 Um, but yeah, got straightaway thought, oh my God, I love your accent. 372 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,680 I could listen to you all day. 373 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,360 And straightaway I was like, well, funny you should say that we have a podcast. 374 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,880 So I promoted us. 375 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,800 Like all of you should be doing back at home. 376 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,960 Uh, don't forget to like, share, subscribe and download. 377 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,640 Um, we do appreciate it. 378 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:41,920 Uh, but yeah, fucking that, that would be the best compliment about my accent. 379 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:48,800 Uh, because you don't, I know people at home are sitting there listening to us in any way 380 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:54,120 in general, but you don't expect people to want to listen purely because of our accents. 381 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,240 Um, so yeah, it's nice to know that people do like us. 382 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,840 So there is another question. 383 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:04,120 Has anyone thought you was different nationality before looking at you? 384 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:09,000 So they've said the four you was, but then you've had to go on a British or when you've 385 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,360 talked they've said, oh, you know, you're from England. 386 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:17,600 Uh, well, no, it's, it's like, I mean, just being like ginger in general, though, they 387 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:22,360 sort of know that there's the Celtic, uh, Scottish and Irish in me, which there is. 388 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,200 Um, Blue Wards now. 389 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,480 No one's ever looked at me and thought, oh, is he Scandinavian or something? 390 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,920 Cause I've just got nine of them looks. 391 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,920 Um, yeah. 392 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:38,240 I mean, again, when I do have the hair fucking braided up and whatever, or bold and soil. 393 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:44,120 Um, I mean, again, yeah, it's just the Celtic look, the fucking, yeah, I've not been, not 394 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,040 been confused for more Nigerian heritage right now. 395 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,160 You know the one that gets me, people speak to me in Italian. 396 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,160 Well, because you've got the olive skin though. 397 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,160 What? 398 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 It happens all the time. 399 00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:02,400 And like they're speaking, it's like, even a, going back to Amsterdam, a woman came up 400 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,040 to me speaking French and I'm like, I don't know what he's saying. 401 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,040 Oh, English. 402 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,040 Yeah. 403 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,360 Look, look, I don't know why it's the olive skin. 404 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,360 That's all it is. 405 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,360 But I get it's telling a lot. 406 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,280 I mean, yeah, when was in Cyprus? 407 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:20,240 Um, I remember this geezer come up to me. 408 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:25,680 Uh, they said like, I mean, he spoke to me like a few senses in Italian, I don't know 409 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,680 what you mean. 410 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,680 And he's like, Italian. 411 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,680 No, no. 412 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680 And I was like, no, no. 413 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:34,080 He's like, oh, I'm like, look, the hand, the hand's question's never a thing. 414 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,560 I was just like, it was like, where are you from? 415 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,560 I was like, you can't. 416 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560 And he's like, hi, yeah. 417 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,560 And he said something to his misses. 418 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,000 And it was like, wait, wait, where do you think he from? 419 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,720 But like, well, a lot of it is all the hand gestures. 420 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:53,920 Um, I think it's like the tip top video, this woman and she winds up a Italian boyfriend 421 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,920 all the time. 422 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,960 Um, like there was one of them. 423 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,840 She fucking, uh, with a pizza. 424 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,880 She was, uh, rolling it off. 425 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,520 And he was like, no, you can't do that. 426 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,320 You're looking, you're going to do this and that spaghetti. 427 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,720 She was cutting spaghetti while eating it. 428 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,160 And he's like, no, no, what are you doing? 429 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,800 Like ready to fucking chin her up. 430 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,960 They're like so passionate and violent at the same time. 431 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960 Yeah. 432 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,440 The Italians, the Greeks and all that, they really are the very, I mean, I would do it 433 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,600 quite a lot to be fair. 434 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:28,160 Um, I think it's quite an old fashioned thing as well to be expressive with your hand while 435 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,160 talking. 436 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:34,760 I suppose the youth don't really understand about it these days because just the hands 437 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,920 are always occupied by the phones and the trials that they hold on the board. 438 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,000 You get me, bro. 439 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:47,440 See, I know sometimes I'll be sitting at home and I'll fucking, I'll have me hands 440 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,760 like under me fucking me pyjamas or my shorts or whatever. 441 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,160 But I'm not fucking playing with my balls. 442 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,600 Uh, I'll just, just be fucking, I'll just, just hand on the leg. 443 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,160 I'll just touch and skin. 444 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:06,360 Um, but again, look, so, so don't fucking play with me balls all the time. 445 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,600 But, uh, you know, if you got itchy bollocks. 446 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,400 You did a little pinch and twist. 447 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,760 Don't physically fucking scratch your bollocks now. 448 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,760 Do you? 449 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:21,040 I kind of like grab me from underneath and pull it even if it's an itch. 450 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,400 I kind of just like, if you got no connection, handle, whatever you physically nails on, 451 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,320 right, you don't do that with your body. 452 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:31,040 So yeah, it's almost like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 453 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,040 it's mad at it. 454 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,720 Well, fucking how that's just a universal male thing. 455 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,720 But I'm doing a lot talking about it. 456 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720 It's your bollocks now. 457 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:42,520 I can't say anything, but, um, yeah, it's just all men fucking know how to fucking do 458 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,520 that. 459 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,520 Like it's just accepted. 460 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:51,760 Um, I mean, I don't fucking do it, but a common one is when the fucking, uh, scratching their 461 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,720 ass and sniffing the fingers. 462 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:59,080 I think it's fucking ball that is, but I know fucking in general, it's not known out of 463 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,400 10 fucking blokes do that again with scratching sniff with the balls as well. 464 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:09,400 And it's just, oh God, like if you sniffing, you've got a doubt in your head. 465 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,400 So like, don't do it. 466 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,400 It's fucking weird. 467 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,400 I've even seen fucking people. 468 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,880 Well, I'll fucking scratch a bit of wax out of me every time, Tom, if I have to, but, 469 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,880 uh, scratch it and then look at it and then fucking licky. 470 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,080 And again, fucking nose pickers. 471 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:34,320 Again, obviously with the, the line of work I do fucking on the tools, brick, sword or 472 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,320 something like that. 473 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:41,880 I pick my nose a lot, but I don't fucking look at it and then fucking eat it. 474 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,360 It's absolutely disgusting. 475 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,840 I know talking about that. 476 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,080 I'm sorry to go cringe. 477 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:50,360 I know there's bear lads on this, on this now that's tasted the wrong cup. 478 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:54,360 I swear to God, I swear to God, I know some of you's out there. 479 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,920 I can know about three of my mates have done it and I'm going to say the name, but I don't 480 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,440 know if we'll fact three of them have done it. 481 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,680 Daniel's definitely done it. 482 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,680 We got a couple of Daniel mates probably fucking all brave and to be fair. 483 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:15,520 But yeah, no, 100% no, sniff the God, not for me. 484 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,520 Not more cup of tea. 485 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:24,320 No, no, not saying there's fucking anything wrong with the partners doing it all, but 486 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:29,240 yeah, you don't, you don't taste your own serum there. 487 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,160 But yeah, so back to the nose picking. 488 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:40,920 It's, it's good for kids to pick the nose and eat the bogies because lots of obviously 489 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,320 it's not build up. 490 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,920 It stops bacteria, germs and whatever good going in. 491 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:53,760 So as the pick the nose and eat the bogies, it helps build up the immune system. 492 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,920 So I've been saying this for years. 493 00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:01,840 This is part of the reason why all the kids these days have got fucking allergies, fucking 494 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,480 everything fucking wrong with them under the sun because everything's too clean now. 495 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,800 I mean, I know you're going to start doing it fucking soon enough anyway, where everything's 496 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,120 going to be fucking sterilized and fucking X, Y and Z. 497 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:20,760 But show me a person that show me a 55 year old who's got a nut allergy, but no one's 498 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,840 fucking in general over our age, it's very rare for someone to have a proper allergy 499 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:32,640 block that yes, in general, some people have allergies law, but all these kids now are 500 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,160 fucking allergic to fucking everything. 501 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,920 It's the high fever one, I guess may mind high fever can come fucking out of the blue 502 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,920 or get it. 503 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,960 I thought I was getting a couple of years ago, so it can just come out of nowhere. 504 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:50,600 But the, but all the fucking lot. 505 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:57,720 The celiacs gluten fucking allergies and fucking, yeah, as I know, allergies and whatever, 506 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,280 fucking, it was never a thing when we was a kid. 507 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:09,880 I know in primary and secondary school, I don't ever remember a kid having a nut allergy. 508 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,640 And if there was, it wasn't severe enough that you couldn't get a snickers fucking 509 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,640 law nearer. 510 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:22,160 But it's that much now, I mean, fucking three of my nieces are that bad, you can't even fucking 511 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,720 talk about chocolate around them, let alone fucking have any near them, because they're 512 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,000 ready to fucking pass out. 513 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,160 It's all horrendous. 514 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:34,880 But as I think it stems down to the fact that everything's clean. 515 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,280 He has just bought a wife. 516 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,280 It's not me. 517 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,760 So just cool away. 518 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760 Yeah, fucking. 519 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:44,080 It's just bulk barten. 520 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,800 And his ass is in more direction as well. 521 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,200 So fucking coming straight out of somewhere. 522 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,200 Yeah. 523 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:55,200 So, you know, you think when we was kids fucking out on the streets all the time, playing football 524 00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:00,640 out in the rain, fucking, not that I ever fucking ate a mud pod, but you'd be playing 525 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,640 in the mud. 526 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,440 You'd be fucking doing this and that. 527 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,560 The disinfectants, like your, your, your death toll sprays and all that, they're all 528 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:15,200 99.9% bacteria killing and that these days, where it wasn't that when we was kids, you 529 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,800 know, you had a fucking dirty kitchen side, a bit of warm water, wiping up the stain and 530 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,240 fucking this and that. 531 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:27,240 So because everything's so clean now, the kids can't get any immune system boosted 532 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,240 up. 533 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:34,160 I wonder if that's got something to do with obviously when kids were growing up, back 534 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,000 in our day and further, they used to spend more of the time outside. 535 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,480 Well, yeah, I was having this conversation every week. 536 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,400 I've seen, I don't see kids playing outside anymore or nothing like that, which is understandable 537 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,160 because it's just why the world is now. 538 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,160 Yeah. 539 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,160 But what my argument to that sort of thing is this, paedophiles have always been around 540 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,640 and yes, fair enough, there's fucking the knife crimes. 541 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,680 I think more that I'm on aspect now with it though, isn't it? 542 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:05,280 Well, yeah, you think like, so if, if my fucking daughter was like 13 or whatever on TikTok, 543 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,800 I'd be more worried about that because of the potential fucking grooming and stuff on 544 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,280 the TikToks and fucking Facebooks and all that. 545 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:19,840 Whereas like out on the street, going to the park, fucking playing football, Kirby, well, 546 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,720 I bet these kids don't even know what Kirby is, man. 547 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,720 Lucky track it. 548 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,720 Yeah. 549 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,800 Fucking, you know, knock door run, ding dong, ding dong dash, fucking different regional 550 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 ones. 551 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,800 The kids in school still play. 552 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,800 What's it called? 553 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 Now heads down, thumbs up. 554 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800 Remember that? 555 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,000 That one, they probably would, but there was, was it British Bulldog? 556 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:44,440 That and, what was that one fucking? 557 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,480 What's the time, Mr. Wolf? 558 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,480 A lot of fucking. 559 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,480 I can't remember that one. 560 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,480 It was fucking gay to be fair. 561 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:57,480 They're all gay now in a big way. 562 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,480 You wouldn't do that. 563 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480 No. 564 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:09,080 So say fucking on the wall, so you got a fucking, you're facing the wall and it's like the rest 565 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,080 of the kids are behind. 566 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,080 On the traffic at the step. 567 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080 Yeah. 568 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,080 They're walking towards the wall. 569 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,640 Oh look what they used to do on Takeshi's Castle. 570 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,640 Kinda, yeah. 571 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,360 And so it's like, they've got to get to the wall and so it's like, what's the time, Mr. 572 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,360 Wolf? 573 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,600 And he'd be like three o'clock and like, they'd step forward a little bit and then it'd be 574 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,200 like dinner time and he'd turn around and run and then grab someone. 575 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,320 And that's it, you're out. 576 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,320 No, you're not. 577 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,320 Fucking, yeah. 578 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,320 I was thinking of Takeshi's Castle's where, you know, when they're that person that's 579 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,880 counting and then after they try to walk and then when they're trying to have to stop. 580 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,200 But they've got like the big ball suits on. 581 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,240 For us, that was stuck in the mud. 582 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,160 Yeah, I know because you got tacked just stuck in the mud and someone had to go under your 583 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,160 arms. 584 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,880 Oh yes, so what was it? 585 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,160 Well, I suppose it was a lot of fucking musical statues then, I mean. 586 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,160 Yeah, I suppose. 587 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,160 God. 588 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,160 I mean, I had loads of them. 589 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,080 But again, fucking, we had all these games, didn't we? 590 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,080 Fucking, yeah. 591 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,440 God, I dread to see what it's walking the fucking playgrounds these days. 592 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,000 I imagine it's literally just quad bikes. 593 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,760 No, I reckon it just on the phones and I know just quad bikes. 594 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,240 Yeah, phones, quad bikes. 595 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:20,840 Yeah, just gangsters, just tough boys. 596 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,280 No, worried about the ups. 597 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,160 Also, if you're furlying up, go up. 598 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,640 The fucking day. 599 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,640 I don't know. 600 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,760 Yeah, it's crazy. 601 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,600 I mean, again, I know I've said it enough times, I say to customers that all the time 602 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,920 there's no fair factor in the look for these guys. 603 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,840 You know, they all need a good fucking slack. 604 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:50,720 But yeah, I mean, we could reminisce on the good old days, the hours and hours really 605 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:57,880 long, but since we haven't done it for a little while, I thought I would bring out some of 606 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,720 the old fest holes. 607 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720 Right. 608 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,280 So in general, fest hole, most of you will know about it anyway. 609 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:10,600 It's, you know, people giving confessions on the Twitter. 610 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:16,600 You see, I've done with these though, it's hard to, you know, I think because of that 611 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:22,560 crazy not that you automatically assume they're fake, but you know, that's what I suppose. 612 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,280 Well, some of them will be definitely. 613 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,280 Yeah. 614 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,800 Well, I like to think that I weed them out. 615 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,800 Yeah. 616 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,720 And I find the good ones. 617 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,520 So got one here. 618 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,720 Wife has bought a stove kettle working from home. 619 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,240 I challenge myself to have a wank before it whistles. 620 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,240 Haven't lost yet. 621 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,240 No. 622 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,840 I mean, you said that going forward on another stove once. 623 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,840 Yeah. 624 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,520 Well, it depends on how good you are. 625 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:58,600 So if it's an electric stove, we'll take fucking like 20 minutes to heat off the gas one. 626 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,240 If you've got enough, like the rice and out of water in there because it's a bit of a 627 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:07,480 pet peeve of mine, the Mrs of law mostly fill up the kettle to make herself one cup of tea. 628 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,840 I'm like, no, just put in, it shows the little cup symbols on the side of the kettle. 629 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,280 So just put in where it says minimum line or two cups and then it takes off 30 seconds 630 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,400 to boil. 631 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:23,000 So yeah, if you do that one with a stove as well, then you're looking at minute, two 632 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 minutes. 633 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,440 So that brings us back to what we was on about the other week. 634 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,440 We're a kettle challenge. 635 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,440 Yeah. 636 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,440 The kettle challenge. 637 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,440 John and Ben went out and he's running. 638 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440 He always wanted it. 639 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:39,280 So yeah, I think that's Mr. Green that sent that one in, but he's not married. 640 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,520 So yeah, obviously it can't be a lot of that one anyway. 641 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,560 Fucking, you know, you're not going to make it. 642 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560 Now that one's reasonable. 643 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:50,120 But then like, well, he found the time to mank all the time. 644 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,440 But come where is he ranking more the Kettles? 645 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,800 Hopefully not next to the cattle. 646 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,800 Well, because if you accidentally sleep or if you get common, the cattle needs more 647 00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,800 burning and that. 648 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:05,480 Or if it's in his car, I don't need milk in this to your beach. 649 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,480 Making a coffin. 650 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,480 What's cream with that? 651 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:16,600 So another one, a colleague recently invited me to a private you less vandalism Facebook 652 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,600 group. 653 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:24,080 There's been an uptick in people reporting that the police have taken an interest in 654 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,880 the actions. 655 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,720 So basically this decade fucking goes on for a little bit. 656 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:35,120 So this decade, I say we all a lot of us have seen the. 657 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:40,440 I forget a fucking name the group now, but the go around finding the you less fucking 658 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,440 bands that are parked. 659 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440 Oh, yeah. 660 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:48,120 Destroy more block and they're not the don't necessarily vandalize on that book. 661 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:53,720 They'll park up in front of it and they'll make it awkward for the drivers to continue 662 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:59,960 recording and so this decade he's been invited in a Facebook group and he's reporting them 663 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,120 to the police. 664 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,120 What a fucking. 665 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,240 Well, it's nice man. 666 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,640 There's no need for it. 667 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,640 Ignore it. 668 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,800 This is some Tory come that's wrote that one in. 669 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,400 Well, he's got the money to pay. 670 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,200 Yeah, or he doesn't drive. 671 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,200 Yeah. 672 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,720 Yeah, I bet it's a bike one. 673 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,720 Karen. 674 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720 Yeah. 675 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,720 Yeah. 676 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,720 Fucking give his helmet. 677 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,720 Not even in the proper boy. 678 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,840 And as well, even as a boy, and he still has to be in the road. 679 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,840 Yeah. 680 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,840 Yeah. 681 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,840 Well, I don't know if you did see, but there was a fucking dickhead. 682 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:38,360 So I creased someone with the dash cam recorded it basically because of the drone beyond and 683 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,520 they had a stick look at a meter and a half. 684 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,640 Lord sticking out to his right. 685 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,440 Essentially forcing drivers to go around the stick. 686 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,320 He's fucking van man in front of these car at the dash cam anyway. 687 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,480 We saw fuck you and fuck you stick. 688 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,480 It's the stick. 689 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,480 The side please just spot around. 690 00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,320 I was like, yes, that is exactly what I would have done. 691 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,320 You don't need to do that. 692 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,440 You don't need, you know, you know, thinking that's all the bugs doing that. 693 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,440 It just makes you a target. 694 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,320 That reminds me when I ate that cycle is before. 695 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,320 Okay. 696 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,480 So I'll start telling the story anyway. 697 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,280 So I'm going to have to since I bought it up now. 698 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,000 I didn't hit the cyclist in a bad way or meaning. 699 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,680 So we was heading from Birmingham town centre towards like one of ours. 700 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,200 I don't know what we've done, where we was coming from, whatever. 701 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:35,320 Basically we was bored of blues ground and it was like, as it starts going up the hill, 702 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,840 there was this black man on his bike and he was proper swaying left to right because we 703 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,160 was going up the hill. 704 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,920 So he was pedaling hard, but he was bouncing left to right. 705 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:50,320 And as I've gone past him, he's gone on his right as he's pedaling down and the mirror 706 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,480 has hit his arm or hit him on his leg or something. 707 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,400 And you started laughing straight away. 708 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,600 You know, you just hit him fucking rare, rare. 709 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,400 I was like, fuck that dickhead. 710 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,480 But then where we was, there's always that the traffic lights and there's always a lot 711 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,880 of fucking traffic there. 712 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,520 Just before you hit the park, he's well, it was a park or Lloyd's CSB. 713 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:16,840 So we've hit the traffic lights there and he's fucking caught off the windows down 714 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,360 and he trolling gobbling off to me. 715 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,680 I was like, fuck off your dickhead. 716 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,680 You shouldn't be in the road anyway. 717 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,680 This was years ago. 718 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,720 This was, you know, fucking probably 15 years ago. 719 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:28,280 Right, yeah, because I just remembered you was laughing. 720 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,280 You were at Australia. 721 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,280 I thought, fuck it. 722 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,280 I just hit you. 723 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,520 I remember, I want to say was was in the car park and you come out and I was like, she 724 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,520 fucking hit me. 725 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,520 Now you hear her. 726 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,640 The woman in the red car. 727 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,840 When you come out and click the car on the turn. 728 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,840 Oh man. 729 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,840 I didn't hear that car. 730 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,840 I was like, you fit that car. 731 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:51,840 And he was like, did I look back and the fucking was like. 732 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,840 I thought you were a week. 733 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,360 But I think I did. 734 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:07,840 Well, so I was reversing and then our kids walking behind us like I'm looking in the 735 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,240 mirror to make sure I don't eat him because he's decided to walk behind me. 736 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,240 You know, so I'm making sure I don't eat him. 737 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,520 No fucking as I spun the wheel. 738 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,960 I thought because where I was, I thought I've dipped in the fucking car park lock. 739 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,960 Well, it made a bit of a foot and I think I caught this out. 740 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,960 It was parked up. 741 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,960 But I don't know if the mark was already on the bumper of the Audi or not. 742 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,960 I couldn't tell on my bank because the bands are fucking. 743 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,960 It's already like dented and scuffed up and all that. 744 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,960 And the thing is, if you was to be honest with me, look, I don't know if it did. 745 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,960 Then he's got a scratchers in the gut. 746 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,960 Yeah, he was. 747 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,960 Yeah, you did do it. 748 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,960 Yeah. 749 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,960 So I don't know. 750 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,960 I just hit the putt hole that I thought I went for. 751 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,960 But because I was like, hang on, there is a scuff there. 752 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,960 No fucking. 753 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,960 And it's a white scuff. 754 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,960 I've got a white van, but there was no mark. 755 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,960 There was no black panes or anything on the van. 756 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,960 Yeah. 757 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,960 And as I said, it's already dirty and fucking everything. 758 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,960 So I don't know if I literally had done anything. 759 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,960 I might have done a mark not. 760 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,960 But there's cameras around there and he hasn't fucking. 761 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,960 He hasn't made any complaints anyway. 762 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,960 So I don't think I actually did. 763 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,960 Just talk shit anyway. 764 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,960 I'll give him a fucking bit of tea cause. 765 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,960 So, yeah, so fuck's all please anyway. 766 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960 And then we've got another one here. 767 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,960 I really try to avoid talking shit at work. 768 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,960 But when I do, I lock the other. 769 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,960 Sorry, not talking. 770 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,960 I'll start again. 771 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,960 I really try to avoid taking a shit at work. 772 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:50,960 But when I do, I lock the other cubicle from the outside with a coin. 773 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,960 As there's no way I'm shitting in tandem inches away from another bloke. 774 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,960 I get that. 775 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,960 Now this is where we're ying and yangi. 776 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:01,960 Yeah. 777 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,960 Because you, you can't even stand in a cubicle. 778 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,960 No, sorry. 779 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,960 You can't stand at your rhino on your own. 780 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,960 So if it's no, cause it's not. 781 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,960 Well, we've someone else there. 782 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,960 Sorry. 783 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,960 We spoke about the etiquette when it comes to stuff like this. 784 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,960 You ever first, you go to the side one. 785 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,960 You just go, like if there's four, you go to the end ones. 786 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,960 Yeah. 787 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,960 If you walk in, definitely if there's three, you go to the left or the right. 788 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,960 You never stand in the middle. 789 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,960 And there's nothing worse than having someone else's splashback. 790 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,960 Yeah. 791 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,960 Especially on the night out when the lagging. 792 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,960 The worst. 793 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,960 And I agree with what this guy is saying. 794 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,960 Because I remember I don't like having shit in public toilets. 795 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,960 But I remember I needed a shit in the airport. 796 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,960 And long story short, it was at the time where I just couldn't poop. 797 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:54,960 So I thought, I remember smashing some coffees and I'm going to have a shit before John Pond is playing. 798 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,960 And I went into, I remember ready for, I went into the end cubicle. 799 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,960 She was like, twice as big for 10 minutes. 800 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960 We saw her pulling because the geezer next cubicle was having a shit. 801 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:11,960 And he could see it was like some big 50 year old man called Dave or whatever. 802 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,960 Just, I mean, it just, you know, when it hits the pan. 803 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,960 Yeah. 804 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,960 Some dense cheese. 805 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,960 And then look that graph of it. 806 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,960 Oh, look, you shitty, mate. 807 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,960 Well, he must have been constipated. 808 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,960 No, he were, mate. 809 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,960 No, he must have been holding it in for a long time. 810 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,960 To fill that kind of release. 811 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960 I just think he's a big lad. 812 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,960 That was just a fit. 813 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,960 But yeah, I mean, I get what these geezers saying. 814 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,960 I respect that. 815 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,960 See, no, I'm the opposite. 816 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,960 Because if you've got to go, you've got to go. 817 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,960 No. 818 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:50,960 Again, so the last time I was in the airport, I hadn't eaten because I do my intermittent fasting. 819 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,960 Before going away, I didn't eat for like 36 hours. 820 00:41:53,960 --> 00:42:02,960 So I had breakfast and as soon as that had went down a treat, by the way, it was like, my body was like, hang on, you need to go to toilet now. 821 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,960 So fucking went and all airports as well fucking 10 Q because whatever. 822 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:14,960 And yeah, as soon as one opens fucking warm seat wasn't happy about that, but you got to go, you got to go. 823 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,960 And then fucking I weren't holding back. 824 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:26,960 I ain't gonna fucking sit there trying to be quiet and fucking thought everyone knows that you're in there to have a dump. 825 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,960 So you just go just fucking. 826 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,960 It is what it is. 827 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,960 And if it smells, it smells everyone else is thinking anyway, fucking. 828 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,960 Then if it's loud, if it's fucking gassy, whatever, just fucking. 829 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:38,960 It is what it is. 830 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,960 We're all fucking people. 831 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960 Then they're like, oh shit. 832 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,960 Yeah, but no one likes to be here and other people shit. 833 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:51,960 Yeah, but if you in the toilet, it doesn't matter in a public bathroom. 834 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,960 No, I get the public. 835 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,960 Everyone else is doing it. 836 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,960 Yeah, if you go in there knowing that person next to you, shit in any. 837 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,960 Well, you're hoping the sheen because they're having a wank. 838 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,960 That's when you don't want to be in there. 839 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,960 That's the weird thing as well. 840 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,960 So when I went to America, we used public toilets. 841 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,960 There's no, there's gaps underneath and on top. 842 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:21,960 So if someone stands up and walk past, they can see you having a shit because it's only like, it's like literally outside five foot something car. 843 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:29,960 And obviously it doesn't, it's not all the way to the ground like ours is there's a gap and you can see for the gaps of where the hinges on the door. 844 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,960 It's, it's a lot of them over here. 845 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,960 I have a big gap on the hinge side as well. 846 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:42,960 Yeah, but that's annoying because it's one thing you're having a fucking shit next to someone and walking in the public toilets, but you don't want to be making all contact. 847 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:43,960 Yeah. 848 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,960 You know, if I wanted to make all contact, I'll be having me phone on selfie mode. 849 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960 Fucking. 850 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,960 Nah, it's not Roller Titans. 851 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960 Okay. 852 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,960 So this bloke who done the first order and you need to man up a little bit or recognize. 853 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,960 Have you got anymore vessels or? 854 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,960 Well, I'll just give this last one here. 855 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,960 So this is from an electrician. 856 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,960 I don't know that because he starts off with electrician here. 857 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,960 I have a pair of long nose pliers in my toolbox. 858 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,960 Well, it's where you want to have all your tools really anyway. 859 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,960 But I use them mainly for plucking out straight ear hairs. 860 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,960 The satisfaction as they pop out is better than sex. 861 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,960 This doesn't sound like a person that has a lot of sex to me. 862 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,960 Yeah, always just had really bad sex. 863 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,960 And why are you fucking on a job? 864 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,960 Fucking plucking out your hairs. 865 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:45,960 Now it's this type of dickhead that gives electricians love myself a bad fucking name. 866 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,960 So you go to the job, you do the fucking work and fucking get paid. 867 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:56,960 Electricians and plumbers and that the fucking love the ones that do it solely all the time. 868 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,960 Just ridiculous, ungrateful money and do fuck all. 869 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,960 So annoying love fucking the amount of them that are fucking put to shame over the years. 870 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,960 Well, going in banging it out the job not another shit. 871 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,960 And they're all looking at me like what are you doing in that first pass for? I've got stuff to do. 872 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:21,960 Fucking, the amount of them because I fit a lot of kitchens and bathrooms and that these days as well. 873 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:27,960 When it's not me doing the electric sort of plumbing, it just holds up so much time. 874 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,960 Because I'm waiting for this other country fucking do it. 875 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:34,960 Like I'm waiting for them to turn off, do we not got the stuff to the going out of fucking. 876 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:40,960 Whereas I'll just turn off unprepared. I've got X amount of fucking stuff on the band anyway. 877 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:46,960 Just do it. Just don't know in general, they're all fucking Egypt. 878 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:54,960 So I'm glad that the company that I was doing the country was for lost the contract for it. 879 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,960 Because that was when I went on to doing all the kitchen fits and everything. 880 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,960 And you know, I'll do pretty much fucking everything these days. 881 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,960 It's just so much better, you know, do all myself. No fucking around. 882 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,960 Just no hassle. You know, got a good team around me really. 883 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,960 But yeah, so we'll leave that on the fessoles. We've had a good couple of days. 884 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,960 Well, I've got a few questions for you. 885 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:27,960 What's the most what's an embarrassing thing you've done and never told anyone about? 886 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:33,960 Hmm. You wrote so. 887 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:39,960 I mean, this stems back to fucking one of the older episodes. 888 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,960 I don't know what number episode it was, but there was the story that fucking. 889 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:53,960 I mean, obviously I told you and everyone that listens about when I fucking was gonna shit myself and I shit in the fucking million trees around the corner. 890 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,960 So there was a time. 891 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:08,960 I think it was black hole that I went to with Jim Bob and someone else. 892 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,960 But yeah, it was a fucking. 893 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,960 Well, as you do, well, lads just fucking. 894 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:22,960 I mean, it was worse in a sense because we was fucking on the vodka, but Vodka and lemonade from stupid o'clock. 895 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:28,960 Again, I don't know if we fucking went to the chip or something. 896 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:34,960 I don't remember basically is who's at the club fucking like. 897 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,960 Like it out my head and fucking shy myself. 898 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:48,960 So I've ran to the toilet fucking look at the cubicle was empty of gunning realize it's all in the fucking box. 899 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:54,960 Yeah, he's already got. Yeah, it's all in the boxes, man. 900 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:59,960 So I fucking I've just took the boxes off. 901 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,960 There wasn't really any in the James. 902 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:07,960 I had a little bit to fucking clean out of James, but not like the box has caught it all. 903 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:14,960 So I've claimed me also fucking hopefully all fucking that needs to be cleaned up. 904 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,960 But yeah, what me asking that and the boxers just went behind the toilet. 905 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,960 I couldn't take them out and try and fucking put them in the lucky lucky man's. 906 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:28,960 Honestly, lads, how many times have you seen a pair of boxes in the toilet in the cubicle? 907 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:35,960 It's too many. Too many lads are shooting themselves and I have because I've seen too many boxes from the back the toilet. 908 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,960 It's fucking. 909 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,960 It's because you just have to you know, you don't have to shoot yourself. 910 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,960 I didn't plan on shit. I didn't plan on fighting. 911 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,960 It just fucking came out of my own. 912 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:51,960 Right. What's the cringiest thing you've ever done for girl? 913 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,960 It's got here girls or girls number. 914 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,960 So what's something he looked back on and go that was big cringe. 915 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:05,960 So again, is it just in general or log? 916 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:15,960 Wait, so it's done for girl. So I assume that's your site to get a girl's number or to get girls attention. 917 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:26,960 Um, I don't know. I mean to fucking the younger listeners, dead sea is not when I'd be on the fucking karaoke or something. 918 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,960 But that one for the girl in general. 919 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:37,960 When you look back and you've got to be all hours, be cringe on that. 920 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:44,960 All I'm thinking about is the first fucking girlfriend that I was with and that was a lot pretty much the whole time was fucking cringe. 921 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:50,960 I was young and stupid and first love and I didn't talk. 922 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:58,960 I mean, cringe not for me, but for the fucking missies when I proposed to her. Do you remember that? 923 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:04,960 Yeah, obviously it wasn't cringe for me. She was. 924 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,960 She wasn't expecting it. 925 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,960 So I'll get the story because obviously people don't know. 926 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,960 So we was living in the pub. I was DJing and it was a birthday. 927 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:21,960 Yeah. And also, which do you have a few beers? Do you know how? 928 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,960 Because I remember you going go to the bar. 929 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:29,960 So Jodie said two things to me. When I proposed, play the song. 930 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:35,960 Yeah. And I was like, all right. And then he went, when you go to the bar, give me a drink. 931 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,960 So why I'm in the queue to the bar? He does it then. 932 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:45,960 So I'm like, and then you look at me as the same. Why are you playing the song? 933 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,960 To be fair. 934 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,960 You're playing yourself. 935 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,960 It was busier in there. 936 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:58,960 And that was shit for getting. Yeah, it wasn't too bad at first, but it was typically because it should have been two minutes for you to get served. 937 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,960 10 minutes, 10, 15 minutes. 938 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,960 Yeah. And so because obviously I didn't pay attention that you was fucking. 939 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:06,960 Yeah. 940 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,960 You see him back in. 941 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,960 Yeah. So but yeah, so it was the missies birthday. 942 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,960 I was DJing and. 943 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:20,960 Literally everyone was there. Loads of family, her family, my family, friends and that. 944 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,960 And it's not like it was a special fucking birthday. 945 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,960 She was fucking none of the wiser. 946 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:32,960 She just thought people said I had said I had a birthday, but I'd already preempted to everyone that this was going to happen. 947 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,960 And so I started giving a fucking little bit of a speech. 948 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,960 Well, called her up fucking because she wasn't working at no because it was a birthday. 949 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,960 Called her up next to me, give a little fucking speech. 950 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,960 And then I asked the question. 951 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:49,960 Fucking because even when I started giving a speech, she just thought I was embarrassing her because it was a birthday. 952 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,960 And then obviously, yeah, ask the question. 953 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:58,960 And yeah, she fucking embarrassed the fucking I suppose cringed out, but I was. 954 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:06,960 No, the only things that can fucking think of really is just the generic stupid first love, first girlfriend fucking. 955 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,960 The stupid stuff you do when you're fucking teenagers or any. 956 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,960 The green. Yeah. 957 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,960 I saw as for me the cringes thing I've done is you know when he takes a girl. 958 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:17,960 Yeah. 959 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,960 And then they don't look nowadays. 960 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:26,960 If they don't text you back, I would never take out the fucking leave him just fucking if you're not taking whatever. 961 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,960 But then you send them those texts again, you're right. 962 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:36,960 When I look back, I think that was cringe because you just ignored me for four or five hours and I had to send a sign text. 963 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:37,960 I would never do that now. 964 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:43,960 So that's that's something that when I think about go and it was to one person as well. 965 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,960 And after that, I never did it again. 966 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,960 Pretty much after that first girlfriend, I was like, well, I'm gonna have got fucking mugged off with her. 967 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,960 I'm not going to be locked up with anyone else. 968 00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:00,960 So it was from then I was like, you even want to fucking talk or you don't want to know if I got blank on the text fucking. 969 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:01,960 I weren't bothered. 970 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,960 I mean, the Mrs. Does It To Me All the time. 971 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,960 I'm definitely not bothered. 972 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,960 You know, so yeah, looking. 973 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,960 I suppose that's about it really looking on the gringiness. 974 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,960 Right, so one sec. 975 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,960 It's just literally. 976 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,960 All right, here we go. 977 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,960 You can tell we do all the prep. 978 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,960 Yeah, no, yeah. 979 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,960 It's because there's a few good ones. 980 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:30,960 I don't know which one. 981 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:39,960 Obviously, I want to get the one that's the best. 982 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,960 All right, let's just go for this one. 983 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,960 Let's go. 984 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,960 What's one thing that's pretty deep? 985 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,960 What's one thing you would change about yourself as a confident guy? 986 00:53:48,960 --> 00:54:01,960 Well, the first one that comes tomorrow is so for a couple of years, I had the shave back and sides with the long care, you know, mainly known as the top nut. 987 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:06,960 And so for the last like eight, nine months, I've been growing this back and sides out. 988 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,960 So that would be the main thing I've changed at the moment is just to have it all the same length because. 989 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:17,960 You know, I mean that mad transitions phase of we, you know, the two different lengths. 990 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,960 It's not too far off now. 991 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,960 I can tie it all back and not all of it falls back out again now. 992 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,960 So that bit of main thing I changed really. 993 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:33,960 You know, I suppose a lot of people would say fucking bigger dick and that, but you know, it's not the size of the hammer. 994 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,960 It's how you fucking hit the nail. 995 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,960 And I've never had any complaints, mate. 996 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,960 You got anything you change about yourself. 997 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,960 Yeah, stress. 998 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,960 I wish I could just relax a little bit. 999 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,960 I really wish I could just relax. 1000 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,960 It's always been like that though. 1001 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,960 It's something in my mind. 1002 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,960 It has to be done. 1003 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,960 I just, just one thing. 1004 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,960 Fucking hell, I've tried, I've tried, but I just can't. 1005 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,960 You just need to start drinking more. 1006 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,960 Again, because you've made the comments maybe four lock. 1007 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,960 It's not that I'm laid back. 1008 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:17,960 It's just that if it's something that I can't do, I know that I can still get it sorted. 1009 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,960 So work wise, if I can't do the plastering, I've got a plasterer. 1010 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:22,960 I can't do the gas. 1011 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,960 I've got a gasman that will do it. 1012 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,960 So I'll take that. 1013 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,960 I know, it wasn't always like that. 1014 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:33,960 But yeah, just in love in general, something's gone wrong. 1015 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,960 Well, yeah, I'm not, we pissed off about it or stressed about it or whatever. 1016 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,960 But in general, it's like, well, it's going to get better. 1017 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,960 I do hate, well, there's shit going on. 1018 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,960 We fucking mum's out of the moment, which obviously you know about. 1019 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,960 I probably will mention it on another episode. 1020 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:56,960 Well, yeah, in general, it'll all get fucking sorted. 1021 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,960 I'm not going to fucking stress about it. 1022 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,960 I'll just fucking just crack up. 1023 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,960 There's bigger things in life. 1024 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:08,960 The best one that I like to fucking talk about to people and that is when we went out for 1025 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,960 Ryan's birthday last year or whatever it was. 1026 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,960 So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1027 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,960 I make Ryan, he's a cerebral palsy. 1028 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:20,960 And with his care group, he's got a lot of Down syndrome friends and that. 1029 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,960 And we was at the party. 1030 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:28,960 Amazing lads fucking all having a beer and that one of them fucking party popping all over the place and that. 1031 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,960 And I remember you turn around and saying to me because obviously we've always got some shit going on, 1032 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,960 but you was going through a bit of stuff at the time as well. 1033 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,960 And I remember you turn around and saying puts all into perspective, doesn't it? 1034 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,960 Yeah, these people, they're living with it, dying, dying out. 1035 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,960 Got problems, daily problems. 1036 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,960 And they just didn't give a fuck. 1037 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,960 They were living their best lives. 1038 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,960 I mean, when I go proper deep into it, I do think of that tiger song. 1039 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,960 I come in the name of song, but the lyrics goes. 1040 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,960 Here's my stress in when I should just be happy that I can. 1041 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960 Do you know what I mean? 1042 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,960 So, yeah, there's the quote of the podcast. 1043 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:10,960 Again, I was on about it to one of our mates, Super Week. 1044 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:16,960 You know, the times that we've been in yours, talking about fucking our hair and that, 1045 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,960 you've got thick hair, I've got a big fucking head of hair. 1046 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:24,960 And we're both like, I do have fucking nightmares about fucking going bald. 1047 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:25,960 I think yeah. 1048 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,960 It's just, it's just fucking. 1049 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:32,960 There's, there's Usain with the rose reverse there, isn't it? 1050 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,960 Cause you're like, don't worry. 1051 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,960 Yeah, but that is fucking, I have nightmares about it. 1052 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,960 But we've both got a good fucking, obviously fucking people that watch on the YouTube. 1053 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:45,960 I've got fucking the hairs fucking past me nipples on that vlog. 1054 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,960 But it's like, ah, if it went, I'd be fucking so devastated. 1055 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,960 But yeah, it goes to get it fucking done and that. 1056 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,960 It's just the longevity of why like obviously it's, it's a long process. 1057 00:57:55,960 --> 00:58:02,960 Cause you have to, you have to have two or three in other states. 1058 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,960 The process of just hoping that it catches as well as others have. 1059 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:11,960 But it's, it's the fact that we're both not showing any signs of fucking bald and that. 1060 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,960 And yet it's a fucking problem. 1061 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:20,960 But when you was growing up again, the, the, the old school is on the podcast that do watch in that as well. 1062 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:26,960 They would have seen you when you had your fucking, your curtains and then you've gone back to you, you should walk back in solids again. 1063 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:35,960 So when you was growing that day, it was fucking the effort, the maintenance, fucking, like the problems of fucking, you had of having it that long. 1064 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,960 And it's like, oh, it's a problem. Oh, we've got all this hair. 1065 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,960 It's a fucking issue. And then you've got all people out there that are like, oh, I wish I had hair. 1066 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,960 I wish I had that problem. 1067 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:51,960 But it's fine. People, that's got fine flat hair. Wish to have curly hair. 1068 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,960 And then people that's got curly hair, wish just had fine hair. 1069 00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:02,960 Because I really sometimes, you're so jealous of people that can just like, literally get back in the morning, throw their hair back. 1070 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,960 And they look cool. Because if I do that, I look like I've been electrocuted, like frizzled. 1071 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:08,960 Yeah. 1072 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:14,960 Yeah. But I've got some more, but just, let's go back to them once because these ones. 1073 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,960 Give us one more. And then we'll call it because we're already hitting our back. 1074 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,960 Right. 1075 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:25,960 I know you're all enjoying it. I don't want to drag it out too much for you. 1076 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,960 What do you just want to give us one more? 1077 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,960 Who is someone you wish you could apologize to? 1078 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,960 Oh, fucking hell. 1079 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,960 Apologize to. 1080 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:42,960 Oh. 1081 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:50,960 No, we don't have to be something magic. Just some day you might have something for, maybe I was out of order. 1082 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:56,960 No, the first one that comes to mind is Uncle Martin, may he rest in peace. 1083 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,960 No matter the times you wanted to go fishing. 1084 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:04,960 Don't worry, it's not like I promise him, yeah, we'll go fishing next week or whatever and let him down. 1085 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:10,960 He asked me so many times, he wanted me to come and I never did go. 1086 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:21,960 So yeah, I'd apologize for not just not spending more time with him in that sense because, you know, he fucking it always does end fucking sooner than you expect. 1087 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:28,960 I mean, it was undercars for a long time with him. I started calling him Mr. Wong because raving alcoholic drinking the soda all the time. 1088 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,960 He started turning yellow. 1089 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,960 You know, so yeah, it was a bit of a racist nickname. 1090 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,960 He never said it to his face. So fuck me. 1091 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:43,960 He would have fucking stabbed me up. No, yeah, it's the only fucking one really. 1092 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:49,960 As I was just relating to, really, I try not to fucking dwell on things, with regrets or anything. 1093 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:55,960 Shit is what it is. In general, we can't change what's going on. 1094 01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:02,960 Yeah, you can say sorry and fucking try and pretend like you mean it, but you really give a fuck at the end of that. 1095 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:07,960 I don't. And yeah, I'm that depressing shit. 1096 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:17,960 Hope you've enjoyed. And again, yeah, as you all know, real talking part at gmail.com, Ash and JD on Twitter, the X-Beer. 1097 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:33,960 Love yous and we'll see you next time. Peace.