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Hi everyone and welcome to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your host

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Ash in JD. So it's been a bit of a quiet week news wise, you know, who cares about Pokemon's

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going on in the world really. It's always something to me. Yeah and there's too much

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political stuff that we can't really do. Yeah I was literally going to say there's no

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right answer I think with this one. Well I think the main thing that I will bring up

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of what's gone on this week is the uproar on the new Marks and Spencers Christmas advert.

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Oh yeah I've seen this with the Christmas party hats. Yeah but there's more to it than

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that because there's literally everyone that's been offended from all aspects of life have

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made their voice be heard about this now. So it starts off with changing Christmas to this

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Christmas. What? So it's thismas instead of Christmas they're taking the Christ out of

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Christmas and they've changed it to this. So Christmas has now got pronouns. Yeah it's

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weird because it's not called a Christmas sale anymore it's called a winter sale. They've

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already. And what should be a winter sale what can't it just be a holiday sale because

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it is it's the holidays it's not just the Christmas is it you know there's everyone

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else's holidays. So it's literally just one thing after another isn't it. Yeah. It's like

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you just can't get a fucking break. Oh no well so again so it's I'll briefly break down

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yeah but in general for anyone that hasn't seen it. So yeah it starts off with thismas

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instead of Christmas there's the one chap no it's all celebrities I don't know who they

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are to be honest but yeah there's the chap he's holding the little Christmas angel or

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mother Mary whatever it is in his one hand but then in his other he's got the empty cardboard

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of a bog roll, toilet roll and so he puts that onto the top of the Christmas tree and

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then shakes his head at the traditional little fairy whatever it is. Which yeah I'll get

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onto that in a minute. Then there's the lady that's she's decorating a gingerbread house

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then she gets the flamethrower and starts burning the marshmallows which is pointless

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as well and then there's whatever little table Christmas scene and the lady another lady

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ends up getting the Christmas hats and throws them into the tree cuts or the hedge trimmer

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thing so it all shoots up in the air looks like glitter falling back to the floor. I

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think it ends with one of them little dickhead alf's alf on the shelf thing flowing through

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got one of them twatting and then another lady picks it up and she just has a little

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shaky grip. Yeah sorry I was gonna say I've only seen the Christmas hat bit picture with

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the Christmas hat and he seemed it looked like he was in the fire pit or whatever he

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was. No so it's when these tree surgeons come around and they take a tree down they'll

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throw the branches into one of these machines that just treads all the branches and that.

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What she's even got one of those out in Christmas I don't know. Literally I've seen it. Sorry

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this month. I've seen it and I was just like no I don't care like I scrawled up but I didn't

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know that I've had that much bullshit in. Look just stop trying to make a statement like

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literally just stop. Yeah. It's too much too often. They've tried to be too woke with it

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that's what the problem is. Who cares. If I was seeing something that says this month

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on it I'm never ever picking it up. Fucking bastards just fucking keep just picking it

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up. Fucking hell. So that's the initial problem as soon as it comes up with this month instead

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of Christmas that's what people have started off with initially but there's no need for

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it you know everyone knows it's Christmas doesn't matter what religion you are looking

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for. Whether you believe in a god or Santa or fucking Easter bunny or whatever doesn't

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matter. Everyone knows it's Christmas it's the holiday season so just leave it as it

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is or don't even just don't even change the word just this holiday season just whatever

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no need to fucking mess with it. What they have then I don't know the fella's name but

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him trying to look the judging shaking his head at the traditional top of the tree ornaments

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being a star an angel whatever you know just shaking his head as if to say look this is

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disgusting while we've even got it in my hands. Well there's just no need for it. Fuck man.

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Now fair enough I've seen other people over the years and on the TV and that where they'll

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put when the kids have made one at school. Yeah. You put that on the top and a lot of

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people don't know. It doesn't mean it's just an ornament on the tree doesn't mean anything

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just an ornament. I think we've got a fire like a fire of Christmas and Santa Claus that

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sits on ours. Yeah I don't know if you're that bothered about what goes on the top of

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your tree what have you got to tree in the first place. What are these people I mean

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some people just beg you for the money and that I would never do anything like this just

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hasn't happened there's not many things you believe in but that Christmas feel you still

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get it fair enough you don't like pearly but that feeling you get it you know. Yeah you

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know for me like Christmas hasn't been the same since being an adult really because it

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is easy to the kids and obviously we haven't got any kids so it's not been the same. No.

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But having a dog at least as well because you're getting a lot of presents for the dogs.

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I want to but obviously when you have the Christmas tree or the ornaments are. Again

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yeah because I haven't really decorated the house for a good few years. Yeah. Because

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well you know before and it was the whole pub downstairs when I was living upstairs

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all of that was dead date so I didn't need to do anything tomorrow and then when I've

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been living in the house I've got a little tree that I made myself a little wooden one

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but you know it's not as sad I've got no kids so I don't need to put presents everywhere

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I don't need to decorate you know it's just sort I want to see I'll just walk into home

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bargains or whatever or as that we've got it's very odd. I have to admit I like my house

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looking like a bit of a gratter. I've got all the little ornaments out the lido. Yeah

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I mean I don't know I just think nostalgia I think that nostalgia feel that you can't

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replicate this you know. Yeah I think because of me I have that many different well I'd

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say that many different but obviously mum's house decorations there going to dad's decorations

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it was too mixed in a broken childhood essentially you know before was parents going around to

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meet dads and there was no you know all the brothers and sisters there and it was just

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too busy so apart from when I had my initial alone time on the Christmas morning opening

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my own presents that was the main thing I enjoyed about it. No I think you should do

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this yeah get your own tree mate your own ornaments. We'll see how that one goes. No

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I think you should don't get a real tree well some people might be saying I get a real tree

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but. No because even when I had a little tree before it was just a little two foot tall

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the fibroctic one yeah yeah it was that one literally just a plastic black tree yeah I

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mean yeah it's just since I've been coming through it I haven't done any of the Christmas

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decorations but. Yeah going back to it I mean literally it's just nonsense yeah a nonsense

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out there for nonsense. As I say if you're bothered about what's going on on top of your

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tree don't have a tree yeah you shouldn't be celebrating it whatsoever no you are. So

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there's that and then when the lady starts burning the marshmallows on the gingerbread

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ice that's symbolising burning traditions on her blog no fair enough if she was just

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roasting the marshmallows sound which is literally there she starts burning the Christmas cards

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and everything to say we're burning away yeah this this holiday we're burning away the traditions.

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So I'm just trying to find the cast to it just oh you got the girl from um. I think

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said lasso. Sophie Anispekstamay the uh. Oh. Again the chap. Oh that the chap. Yeah yeah

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again I don't know his name. I mean you can tell. Yeah. So yeah burning away the Christmas

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traditions um and then with the the destruction of the Christmas hats it's uh all these uh

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protesters because of the everything that's going on with Iran and all that moments they're

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saying that it's the same colours as the flag so it's disrespectful to the flag and everything

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that's going on but you know yourself you have a Christmas pop up your body you get

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a little paper hats yeah and you generally have green green white blue gold depending

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on how much you spend on your bloody Christmas crackers so it's it's not like someone sat

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there and thought I know I'm gonna get these specific colours because I don't know what's

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going on and I want to prove a point but no one's more you know what the irony is they're

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trying to make a statement and be politically correct just to come back at them so that's

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a good thing but it's still it's just nonsense on top of nonsense it's just fucking ridiculous

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because they've done too politically correct there's no straight family and it's represented

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in the advert it's all from different diversities and nationalities and whatever so you've got

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if you want to be a bit extreme with the wording you've got the EDLs the true Brits Brexit

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mean Brexit people moaning that well I'm gone where's the the normal white family that are

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happily married with a couple of kids sitting there so literally anyone that wants to have their

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opinion their little cry about it has moaned and so I'm surprised the advert wasn't taken

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straight down off the TV it's just when you think about stuff like this for me it's just how far

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is he going to go yeah I mean you think this year compared to last year in terms of like all this

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stuff this year has been mad to be fair obviously before the stop oil protests and fucking everything

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obviously you know the dramas in Ukraine and then Iran and all that now as well just give us a break

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any yeah well just you know just look three months just give us a break bring down prices to shoot

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yeah just give us a break on our just stop throwing shit in my face just let me relax

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yeah because especially we've got these wars that are going on why are people so fucking upset about

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an advert not why are people I can't believe there's that many people watching normal tv to

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see this happen to have a fucking moan about it anywhere especially these younger ones that are

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fucking moaning about it why aren't you fucking sitting there watching youtube and fucking netflix

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and how have you seen this advert to fucking be upset about it fucking morons yeah it's it's a

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hard one especially with this conflict or war if you want to call it because obviously there's that

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religious aspect to you don't really want to get too involved in have I'll be honest I don't know

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enough about everything that is going on to give an opinion about it you know it's it's almost like

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modern day hit the shit really because they don't like each other they want it that way but

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the others want it this way look fucking you know I'm just surprised that we haven't given more I

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say quickly the government hasn't just posted off more money they don't want to give for Ukraine

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because I feel like that's what they all want to do all these other countries want to have a war

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just so they can get the aid money coming in from us I just yeah I mean but again that's a

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fucking bang for someone else yeah I was just gonna start talking about it but no that's what I have

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like I was just gonna lead to just sizing the foot now to the side that there's no yeah we'll leave

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that we'll leave that yeah let's just say we don't know yeah that's not yeah we're surprised we're

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still on the actually we still got a show before we've been canceled four weeks six weeks in

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now it was like week three really well yeah well at least we can openly say the first two episodes

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that are no longer unless you already had it and not on but it's not because of stuff that I said

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or anything it's just because it just the one yeah there was pilot episodes if you will yeah

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more so I really want that yeah I mean but yeah this stuff I mean I know a lot of people

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don't probably feel the same just just feels one thing after another like it is you know it's

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gonna be hard this Christmas last Christmas without before the energy prices going up but again

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because the bills are gonna be higher this year even though apparently the energy bills are lower

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but it's the standing charges have gone up so it's more or less the same yeah it's it's

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fucking ridiculous you know you know obviously it doesn't bother me I'd happily sit there with no

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heating on because I'll just put a blanket on or put the fucking jumper on or whatever and I don't

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want that house too hot because of the dog was being an ascomal moose they prefer a couple of

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audits um so it doesn't bother me and again because the missus will have the heating on and

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she'll still be pajamas dressing gown one or two blankets on as well and it's not the house I had

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it last week well I've got home well from leaving here last week I've got home the heating's on it's

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roasted but I'll fucking have me shower and that I mean shorts and t-shirts sitting there sweating

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and she's there all layered up while the heating's on still you know you just buy some money the way

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I obviously but her argument is that she pays the gas and electric so it's her money which uh you

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can't argue with that what to do not do moan about it at least anyway fucking ginger beach they were

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yeah I think it's just it's just a fucking advert at the end of the day it's and it's

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literally the first so it's the first I think so as there's got an advert I well what I'm saying

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is there's still room for plenty of bullshit adverts to come out well at least we'll hope John

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John will just bring them at least they'll look at what's going on with these and they'll probably

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change in a couple of things in their adverts you know but I think was it like a little penguin

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or something with theirs last year or a year before um you can't beat the cola ones any the

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classic ones where the screen goes obviously because you don't fit on your voice they have to

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go in a little bit is it coming oh that is again I don't want to we need this quick

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well it literally is as soon as Halloween's done everyone's fucking out like that that's it

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yeah I'm surprised well again I don't listen to the radio while I'm at work anymore I bet

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there's already Christmas sounds fine it would be nice to have a boy Christmas though mate

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now I mean just nothing not just nightclub toilets I mean outside you want snow

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snow yeah not Columbia marching powder like we've got a bit of skins but well yeah no it'd be

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a bit

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not where you're linking yeah well uh yeah nah well we've never really had a white Christmas

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to have it no we had one where it had a blanket of snow probably about I want to say about

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right by there about 20 hours ago yeah literally where we could properly enjoy no no no you can

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have snowboard flights or where I grew up um boards of grain bottom bones in football ground

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I remember a bit of snow when I was a kid at that point and yeah from there nothing uh I mean again

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since I've lived in Coventry but you know you think I've had with me old Alaska and then this one

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that's about 10 years worth so I've had two proper snow dogs never had but once I've had good snow

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and that was with Maddie with the last one because I remember that walking around and literally

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everyone coming out with the same comments looking oh you need a sled so that dog can pull you on

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it yeah yeah you know you're not the first one that's just says that walking up

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that's the only reason why I want snow just so the dog can enjoy you know there's I remember last

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year there was a little bit or it might have been this year still then a little bit of snow for two

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hours barely covered the floor and I let him out in the garden he's fucking jumping up trying to

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bite you in the air and all that no worries now I suppose just because we're we're in the city

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centers essentially yeah there's too much uh the lot of pollution just like the lampposts you know

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stops all the uh the spread of snow really um yeah we just don't get enough of it if we were to leave

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you more of the countryside yeah more Scotland I know and more north but yeah but even when we did

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have a bit of a flutter I don't know if it was last year or the year before heading out toward

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uh Dad's Way not Derbyshire and that they had a good bit of snow um but yeah just not enough for

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us really that's one thing I'm always envious of America about yeah you know when you look

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suburban America it looks perfect no matter like what again spring summer fall with the

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you see the Christmas films as well forces it uh obviously it's exaggerated you see like the

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white Christmas in New York and all that not home alone but a Rockefeller tree yeah it's like

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fucking oh have you seen have you seen they've got that tree out now you know when you just said the

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day of Halloween yeah yeah so I've seen a video of him getting the tree out of there fucking on

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but as I said when we was living in the pub we'd have the the tree up that already had the

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Christmas decorations on then there'd be the uh like the black sheeting and looking spider webs

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and whatever put on so after the Halloween party once all the customers were out that was he

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fucking probably packing up the DJ stuff and then the staff would be taking the Halloween decorations

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off the tree and then it's already ready yeah I remember fucking helping out putting all the

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Christmas decorations up and that it's just not it needs to just be the last couple of weeks of

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December you know it's 12 days of Christmas sort of raising all sorts of well you know I don't want

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to be a scrooge to everyone yeah as long as you're out there but there's someone around the corner

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for me they're back the fucking they never took the lights down basically and I just some of the

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mornings I'll be walking with the dog and the lights will be just on well the actual Christmas

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lights outside yeah so it's the the multicoloured ones hanging from the uh what the yeah the

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guttering bit outside the house it's like every now and again they'll just pull them on so

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fucking but even like summertime walking around four o'clock in the morning with the dog and there

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are not the weird yeah the weirdest experience it is weird don't you see like that because I remember

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uh walking around strafford upon ivan in one of the hottest days ever and I don't know if they still

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got it but I had a Christmas storm so like you walk outside it's short t-shirt it's hot you go in

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it it's all Christmasy it didn't you know it didn't feel right was it debinums that used to

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have in Birmingham town sense there was literally I don't know if it was like a whole floor or

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fucking like a section of the shop there was Christmas all year round oh I'm not too sure

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about that there was definitely somewhere it sounds like a debinums thing if I remember rightly

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debinums was like yeah yeah because they've got like a john dubby's corner and all that

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as well I'm sure there was a section which was all year around just Christmas you think must be

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soul-destroying listening to the Christmas songs every day of the fucking year wow I couldn't do

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it I remember being on a job a couple years ago as well and this plumber I mean he was a rock

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spice cadet anyway but you know shouldn't be on the tools but uh he's sitting there and he's like

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don't you think it's strange well he's proper mad that every year he listened to the same Christmas

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songs every day over Christmas and I just looked at him because he was being serious I'm not but

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don't you think it's mad that we listen to the same songs every day on the same radio station

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and he just couldn't grasp it you know yeah but every day on this radio station it's a repeat

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between like the Arctic Monkeys Ed Sheeran songs yeah the same 10 songs yeah it's not over and over

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I'm not so don't you think that's more mad more strange than for six weeks of the year listening

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to fucking Rykeri and the Pogues and that but he just couldn't get it I say he was a weird character

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anyway did you remember back in the day there was a university you could call him up who was in

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America and you could call him up and ask him to sing a song and people would sing a song yeah

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it was the students weren't it yeah yeah and uh so people would ask them to do like British Christmas songs

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yeah and they'd have no idea they just got like winged yeah yeah yeah I remember we used to do it

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where uh look uh I'd come to yours on the Christmas like the morning or whatever and we'd just start

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ringing people and just sing 50 carols and that that was fun it was funny but like an hour yeah

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yeah and then we'd go off and have a couple of beers turn uh turn the corduroy day up so they

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did not I think we did with a couple of them anyway because we did it like three years in a row

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fucking sad but to be fair because we were still not fresh out of school so we was more into

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Christmas at that point right I was still getting oh but you know what I mean because we were still

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getting more childish peeps which which I have to laugh about that you know it's not hard to get us

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presents is it yeah just looking anything I know what you're gonna ask oh I don't know

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it's not hard though is it because you can look man I'd be happy fucking if the missus got me a

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sky electrics or something for Christmas because I'll just sit there walking just every now and

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again just bang it out on the floor and fucking start playing with you the sky electrics though

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yeah no I was gonna say what what was your favorite Christmas present you've ever received

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I thought you were gonna say what for Christmas no no just a blowjob I'll go after that mate um

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I'd say it was uh getting off and I had a load of Power Rangers toys because it was um I had the

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original Megazord and all that uh and then I remember the one in particular it was when uh

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I can't remember the name of the Megazord but it was it was the next one he had the big green

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got orb on the chest because he weren't locked Samuron and he weren't the ninja ones he was still

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the original uh money morph and Power Rangers but he was not the second or the third Megazord

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and uh he was he was quality anyway because fucking look he'd have got the remote control and

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essentially wheels on its feet and you'd be able to move forward but he was all on a lead and that

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though still yeah it weren't advanced enough to be fucking wireless remote control just that and just

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the old action figures you know getting my old Power Rangers toys and just fucking

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it's not even proper plays she's got fucking smashed her heads against each other and that

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so I'm holding me sister's life fucking love to get out on that yeah she's got she's got a few

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things up there and she's got some Pokemon cards as well potentially no they were in the garage

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I was lucky Swirls Barker chucked them all when he entered the garage on Ironman fucking crazy

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because I don't know the fucking shoulders I mean it probably wouldn't have been worth

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as much as it could be because I never had them in plastic cases but still would have been nice

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just to have the fucking collection at least fucking lowers all the original Pokemon though

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original from the new one 51 well the new the new set but what the new is set that's out is

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Pokemon one five month but it's just the original ones so I started doing them 2019 again but then

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the hype caught off pretty if you went from paying like 30 pounds like versus you

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Sabrina's Gangar like obviously not great it's like fucking 90 pounds

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yeah to be fair though if I had the fucking money I mean it's just the artwork from there yeah yeah

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yeah if I had enough money I would be buying all shit like that I remember doing a job years ago

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and uh obviously this chap had money because the display cabinets there were several glass

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ones and there's a lot of different shells and stuff there was all sorts on a um there's a

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teenage ninja turtles uh like star wars look all in separate bits and that dog was in the boxes as

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well some some were in boxes and some of them just had his from his own childhood just put

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in these glass cabinets and stuff looking I just remember looking at all I'm thinking that's

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probably what you know I'm talking about 15 years ago or so I remember thinking oh that's probably

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a lot 20 grand worth of fucking toys there just on their own fucking I don't know what they'd be

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worth now oh sorry you know um the original pokemon cards if it was the first issue ones you know

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wizard of the coast ones you know the original ones where you had charizard or venus or the old

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artwork if you had one of them sealed in good condition that's worth a hundred grand there

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mentally it's just my it honestly just go back to a 10 year old you just buy one put it in a lunch

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box surround people right put in lunch box store away for 20 years yeah

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it was different back then it was different now because like how people had the fucking

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willpower to not just tear open the boxes of the toys and just what we start playing about

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well I wouldn't say I think our generation is the last generation where you're going to get

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nostalgia because maybe kids don't have anything like that to go back to a phone tablet games on

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you know yeah yeah well that's what it did uh what was the digital artwork stuff what was that

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cool nft yeah yeah it is it's just all fucking you know fortnite skins and whatever that's what I'm

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saying so like a kid now that's 10 playing fortnite playing whatever games for 10 year old players

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now watches whatever the watch now you know you didn't have the action figures to back it

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games to back it so when he's like fun he's like used to watch that there's nothing else to go to

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that's where silo we've seen actually needs ninjatoes power rangers you've got games

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fucking action figures yeah a lot costumes you know I suppose the main one that

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a lot of people still get really now he's just the legos isn't it yeah they're expensive

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I know yeah fucking I know and also I get it you felt it then he can't touch it

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because he's fucking it yeah well again back to another job on uh when I was on the couch for

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you boys uh there's a lot of the accounts ones you have to put trunking around you can't

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chase into the walls whatever but uh the one job in particular uh in the I don't know if it was his

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bedroom now but uh hanging from the ceiling there was not the fucking the death star with any important

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all that I remember saying to the other lad that was with us be fucking careful because that's all

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worth a lot of money and he spun around fucking with a bit of trunking in his fucking hand

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swatted the fucking falcon I'm like whoa like it didn't fall but you know it's just hanging on

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string and he's fucking up and I remember the one room in the house was here as well fucking

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there's a lot so people used to have a thing called bookshelves so you for all the younger

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listeners you get a do you remember bookheads bookheads so yeah it was essentially a bookshelf

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but it was all these dvds and I remember glancing along and it literally there was no porn there

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it was thousands of dvds not one porn I couldn't believe it absolutely shocking got the right mind

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so I started away from that it was it was before it was easily accessible on the phones and yeah

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that's still in it so yeah you mean do you remember you had to try for it horrible horrible times

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the fucking magazine imagine them doing that now imagine going to the shop and just casually just

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buying the magazine so I used to so obviously uh the son and the daddy star would have page break

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but then there was the uh the daddy sports as well which literally was all just tits and that and so

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on a product I used to buy one of those for our problem all fucking as soon as I get in the van

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he'd have a quick fucking look okay pretending to flick the nipples on this fucking tits and

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out oh look at that one oh he used to make his product he fucking loved it and then like come

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10 o'clock we'd stop and have breakfast and that and he'd be fucking straight into it just looking

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at it you never read I mean that paper had no story yeah there's nothing to read from daddy's

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form we never attempted to read any of the articles anyway just be fucking just gazing at the

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fucking the woman's tits and fucking I suppose you never even looked at the faces well yeah he

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used to make his broad eyes that was uh one of the the perks of really because he it would mean that

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you're definitely having a break so you can fucking chill for half an hour whatever because you'd be

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looking at it no I used to get myself the nuts and zoom magazines from time to time

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but uh yeah none of that these days literally is just on the phones any so I'm saying so like

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kids now I don't know what they're gonna refer back to besides old phones like you remember

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it's right because it will all just be on the internet to just pull that up in a fucking

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instance any well I'm throwing my sisters the other day and I was saying to my mom

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uh so my niece and nephew were upstairs they're both just fucking they were on the phones or

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playing the playstation whatever so well would she not go out with her friends or anything and

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then will he not go out with his mates and go to the park and play football or anything

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my mom was saying no they're not allowed out but none of the other kids go out and do anything

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either it's just all sitting on the fucking playstations and fucking uh well on the tiktok and

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that and so it's mental because we we'd be out all the time and I remember when like I put one my

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parents just say about those we are at the time and now time to change I used to think it was time

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absolute bollocks but it again we don't have most of the time yeah you don't see kids playing

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and to be fair I can't blame at the moment with the way I think is it just I mean paedophiles

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were around when we were kids I just mean just kids with knives and everything just yeah yeah

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it just seems more violent but I don't know if that's because you're growing up so you're not

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lying to me but yeah there's no fair factor with the kids these that you know they're not scared of

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not they talk to you like you're on a microphone or they give it yeah yeah yeah they're not afraid

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of getting a slap from just a random adult or anything you know I remember you know if I have

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all went into someone's garden you'd be nervous to knock on the door and ask for it you'd have to ask

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for it yeah if it's right back yeah you know fucking it was yeah you wouldn't want to do anything

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and if if you was doing anything naughty and the place was a child past you're all fucking running

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away yeah whereas now they'll stand there and they'll go after the place officers and you know

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I've seen a couple of videos where they've broke into the place car and they're getting all the

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gear out and stuff it's like you wouldn't even dream of doing that when we was kids and it was

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more so the factors well if one of the the adults that you you know your balls gone in the garden

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and they would to fucking bring up or if they knew your mum and dad like it's that fear factor

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shit when I get home I'm gonna get a fucking idea there's none of that now obviously you can't even

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fucking tell your kids off that I don't fucking smack them I remember one time and I don't know why

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I think I might mention it before we was on this uh

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I won't say the factory but behind that score there's a long road at one point it comes to

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a dead end you know the field and you cross over the field and you come out at the bottom of another

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area I don't know say where it is just uh so yeah and I remember I think I'm not me and my mate

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was walking I'm just sorry I had this thing I was dashed out the car didn't realise the man was in

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the car and not what a boy would a boy would anyway so he's chased especially for you because

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that was completely out of character then but I literally just choked on the van I threw it

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didn't think he was in the car but I did aim for the car I'm fucking through it he was in the car

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he ragged it down his road and me and my mate sprinted but then comes to a dead end where you

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obviously can't drive into the field yeah so he span his car run I just jumped in a bush

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literally just completely in a bush like first push just jumped right into it anyway he was like

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I know you're fucking live you're fucking bricks losing his head as you do it as you wouldn't yeah

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anyway by 10 minutes I would um I said to Adam yeah I said to my mate I said uh

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I said uh I'll come around in a minute we'll have a chat whatever so I went around

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about half an hour and I went knocked his door you've got to come round that's the

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gaze is knocked on my door he wants to speak to us and he was like no I was like yeah yeah

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and he went along with it like to the top he's like obviously glad he was asked to walk around

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the corner so I am really that yeah mate but he that that did happen though yeah yeah where

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if they knew who you was and who your parents are they'd go around and then yeah you know I wasn't

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a naughty child at all and I'd get a fucking holiday for no reason but again that was different

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times uh you know that fucking from a rough Irish family and that and grew up having beatings for no

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reasons or whatever and so it was just so built in look I'm not happy I'm putting it out onto the

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kids then and it was just a part of the times in general never did me any harm you know I still

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flinch from time to time but it was a bit major it was just yeah it's just kind of growing up

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wasn't it yeah you know God forbid if I actually was fucking all right not me younger brother uh

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little fucker always was getting into things fucking and the amount of times love he's broken

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fucking his legs his arms and all sorts of that from fucking around on motorbikes what moped and

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stuff and he'd hurt himself so bad and still be a rod well I remember we break his arm not crying

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but he cried because dad told him off yeah that that's what I'm talking about the fear back that

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look he didn't care about what he was getting up to and whatever but as soon as that would find out

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it's like our shit off it's that anticipation and it's the anxiety yeah yeah you're gonna get

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that yeah because the one time in particular uh I think it was a bodgy spanner and literally you

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could see fucking he'd scratched all the skin off his fucking ribs and that lock and fucking his arms

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broken everything so you can see all on flesh blood fucking dripping and that and uh it was an

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fa cup game I don't know it might have been the final but I remember it was mainly against Portsmouth

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and I'm sitting there I could see him come into the living room like cautiously he said weren't

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crying just fucking scared um God dad I've hurt myself and God dad's telling to fucking shut up

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football was on you had to be quiet when the football was on couldn't say I couldn't even

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celebrate you know I couldn't not know fucking have a lot of people do shouting at the tv what

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are you fucking nothing I was a kid I weren't swearing at the tv or fucking a basketball or

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shoot well there's nothing to celebrate bringing in my new family that's one of the

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but anyway yeah he's like no but dad's I've hurt myself and so as dad's looked at me he's

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fucking sending his arm broken all that he's got all twatted him around the fucking heads

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that'll help me but he's pissed off he's had to take him to the fucking hospital while the games

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are all just sat there and said oh cool because I knew if all would have said so we've all got to

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00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:00,480
slap as well and I've done nothing I was sitting there watching the game fucking so yeah that that

386
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:07,200
was you wouldn't have talked good stuff just a bit in the same like room well I used to get a smack

387
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:13,440
if the rest of them because like chores they'd go out on the fucking morning to you know carboats

388
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,920
or whatever uh well not carboats because we'd go with them on carboats we'd say to the garden

389
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:23,200
center yeah so I'd be there from the age of like eight looking after the younger brothers and

390
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:28,720
sisters and if the house wasn't tidy so we'd all be told like yeah you've got to do the fucking

391
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:34,400
vacuuming fucking cleaning the fish tank and whatever and if the jobs weren't done I'd get

392
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:39,920
the smack so I ended up having to do most of the fucking housework and fucking if it weren't done

393
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:45,200
right like he'd walk along like rubbed the fucking dust on the fucking you know the fireplace whatever

394
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,840
to detail it that is me I remember

395
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:58,320
half uh so when we was like 12 or 13 yeah church road near the grave he was in that fucking house

396
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:05,120
yeah man and uh I remember with that I'm looking they just weren't listening and I remember

397
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,840
thinking hang on I'm fucking old enough now I don't need to be here and put up with this shit

398
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:15,440
so I literally I assisted the brother who's two years younger than me I was like fuck you and your

399
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:22,240
shit I'm going and so I got on my bike but the curves were fucking tall I saw that ice

400
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:28,240
and I didn't lift the fucking front tire up enough did I and I fucking smashed the tire up and that

401
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:33,440
fucking tall book and so that's more quarter-weighted fucking the wood of half now I fucking walked back

402
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:39,440
with me broken bike and that and uh well an hour or so like when he's got home he's uh

403
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:45,120
realize I'm not there I've left the restroom to it uh and he's come round and mom actually stood up

404
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:49,760
to him and told him to fuck off long you know I'm not a babysitter no I didn't see him for a couple

405
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:57,840
weeks after that yeah that was that was just a part of the times you know we we do live in different

406
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:04,080
times these days that's it uh fuck you know all these because of a fucking christmas hat that's

407
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:11,840
um that's what we do I know just the real talk you know what actually fucking uh I do want to

408
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:16,480
actually shout out to fucking Mark Goldbridge I'm convinced he's fucking listening to us

409
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:24,560
heads up give us a fucking show what why do you think that because a fucking fair few times now

410
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:30,880
he's giving like fucking well as he's talking about he keeps dropping in real talk real talking

411
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,840
at look about scenarios all fucking awesome like you know it's even that moment but he keeps saying

412
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:41,360
real talk and he never used to come out with any of that but I don't know maybe that's you just wish

413
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:48,640
for thinking if Mark if you are listening get him on I'll watch you both mind about my new

414
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:54,160
night welcome on the podcast don't have to just talk about my united but uh yeah gold bridge

415
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:59,840
stage football is his podcast um no more yeah if you want me on the united stand up you know

416
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:08,240
the bad angry ginger on there so oh come on as well thank you uh and so yeah if um any of yous

417
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:14,080
have got any emails or anything that yous want to send to us any questions that yous have got

418
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,200
uh or just a fucking sad other than that yous know what it is it will be all in the descriptions

419
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,640
again on the youtubes for everyone that does watch youtube it's bouncing around on the screen

420
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:32,560
from time to time but yeah email us realtalkingpod at gmail.com uh I need to be fair I'm never on the

421
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:37,360
twitter or I know we haven't had any messages on twitter but if you feel like slugging the

422
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:47,760
dms on it on x it's at ash and jd so we have got a couple emails right it's what you've looked

423
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:55,280
a lot forward to no it is in the morning um so carl's dropped us a another questionnaire uh

424
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:02,000
all right lads if someone broke into your house while you were having a shit would you wipe first

425
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:08,960
or get straight up no no it so for me if i'm chilling and someone comes in the house i'm

426
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:14,640
uh i am also if they're in my presence they're going to shoot throwing at them imagine that

427
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:20,800
i think that'd be a tactical no because no no one's gonna in the toilet yeah yeah what do you

428
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,800
think about it that's tactical because they're gonna be like i've got shirmey yeah they'll be

429
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,280
freaking out because of that thing yeah i've got feces on my face i'm gonna have pink on that that's

430
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:34,800
it yeah but now stride up my stride i think it depends on what kind of shit you've had though

431
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,840
no no no because let's just say you've got a bit of a dodgy stomach and it's just

432
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,760
fucking it's liquid i can go all over the floor rather than someone take your shit

433
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,520
but yeah like if it's fucking if i don't know it's gonna be fucking dripping down my leg

434
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:02,320
as i fucking get up i'd have to have just that quick tactical no no you'd have to do my get some

435
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:08,960
tissue clog your door yeah if it's still coming out yeah yeah you just plug it good to go look

436
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:15,280
otherwise if it was a fucking a dirty one where look it's all over my arse and that i'd at least

437
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,400
it's not our phone but we all know it happens and so i'd at least just grab the roll and work

438
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:26,000
the whole roll just to fucking get an excess up not like physically fucking do the normal technique

439
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:32,560
of two sheets off folding wide fold wide yeah you know i wouldn't go through that yeah i'm fucking

440
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:39,600
i'm not gonna fully clean in if it's a fucking if it's a solid log the way it should be then uh

441
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:45,360
yeah yeah straight up fucking down also what a brilliant strange question at the same time

442
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:50,400
because you can tell he's thought about it it was like well he's probably i bet he was having a

443
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:56,080
hell of a shit yeah he's probably heard a noise speaking who's that if someone was to come out what would i do yeah

444
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,080
but also it's if you're having a piss would you just because that being more awkward one

445
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,640
because you know how it is sometimes to stop the flow so that'd be pretty more of an awkward one

446
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:11,440
well i mean sometimes the fucking the dog will not uh because i'll shut the door wherever i'm

447
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,680
having a piece of a shit mouth so sometimes they'll fucking essentially head put the door

448
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:24,480
and open it up so when that happens man he's a fucking dog's a dog's fucking i'll get it but

449
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:31,360
you need you you fold me into those sometimes oh yeah and he'll just fucking nudge the door

450
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:36,400
lord i'm sure he jumps up and tries to fucking hit the handle but he hits it with that much force

451
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:42,480
the whole door just slams open um so yeah when i've when he's done that sometimes and i'm having a

452
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:48,560
piss i can't stop it because again weird dog he'll try and fucking come and sniff the stream

453
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:55,040
and so move so i'll have to stop mid flow fucking push him away or fuck up your little dickhead

454
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,640
because i just think is that be more of a better one because if say you're having a piss and

455
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:05,600
someone then comes up you can just piss and i'm like get away yeah i mean well because my bathroom's

456
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:13,440
upstairs downstairs i'm so what are coming up yeah i'd either high keep the high ground mate

457
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:21,760
but i'd because i'd hear them coming in i'd fucking i'd have a bit more time to be able to fucking

458
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:27,760
stop and then run down or whatever that is a a brilliant strange question yeah thank you for

459
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:34,080
that you should have told us what message back what would you do that situation you wiping and

460
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:39,760
what what made you ask the question was you he's gonna he must have been out there yeah if he

461
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:45,760
weren't that's a bit strange if he wasn't having a shit that's i don't want to say weird because

462
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:54,560
you know just you wouldn't be walking thinking about having a shit and so on but it's i imagine

463
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,840
it was he's just he's sitting there and then i don't know fucking his mom and dad come in or

464
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:06,240
something or obviously i don't know much about carl he might be living on his own but say someone's

465
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:11,360
come into the house and he's thought oh shit who's that yeah and then yeah it's probably popped in his head

466
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:23,200
yeah but now thank you yeah nice one carl um who's this karsik oh karsik karsik oh so are we doing a

467
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:29,520
back check is this revelants to the other emails we found previous the subject is new updates okay

468
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:36,080
so do you want to give everyone the rundown yeah so for all the new listeners out there karsik

469
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:43,360
long time fan plenty of emails in she loves it um she's not at the best of luck with men uh

470
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,400
was shagging a puppet before as well

471
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:57,520
uh so with this new fella anyway uh he was being a bit overwhelming yeah um he was not too much

472
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:03,280
texting too much too soon too lovey-dovey after fucking day one essentially so she took it out

473
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,640
of voice told him to just take a step back calm it down really in a little bit she ain't going

474
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:17,120
nowhere yeah and uh then after that chat he went a bit funny yeah we're still speaking um so this

475
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:25,440
is a new update then uh so after all of your fabulous advice i can't i can't that's what she's

476
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:34,800
fucked i can't say that's so after all your fabulous advice i've had to end another relationship

477
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:45,680
now just to clarify ash is not laughing at you he's just laughing at the situation it's just like

478
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:54,400
we've always doing a good thing mate she's well so uh this time though wasn't because of all the

479
00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:00,160
previous stuff all right yeah yeah yeah so not to do with the boxing not to do with the texting or

480
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:08,480
anything i mean our voice was just spot always is always real talk real advice uh so we had a couple

481
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:16,000
more dates since the last email and on the last one went back to his yard no so back to his house

482
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:22,320
then he was after some sexy times i'm guessing well uh i should have known as soon as i walked

483
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:32,080
in that i wasn't in for a good time the flat stunk mess everywhere right so for fucking

484
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:39,280
men lads fucking well women as well anyone that's fucking going out and dating out if

485
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:45,920
you're intending to bring someone back have a fucking told you yeah no just yeah just just

486
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:52,560
it doesn't have to be fucking immaculate but just well so yeah it's the flats a mess

487
00:48:53,600 --> 00:49:00,480
fucking so it stinks open a fucking with it yeah put a fucking in the air fresheners whatever

488
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,400
uh mess everywhere dirty dishes and all that god these guys are so funny yeah

489
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:12,480
i'm just only jeff fucking leaves on his own here as well or with a fucking roommate yeah but you know

490
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,240
if you like all used to do you living on my own and that it was essentially one plate or one bowl

491
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:26,800
that i'll be using wash it fucking let it dry up put it away okay it's not hard so yeah if you're

492
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:32,400
fucking if you're going out on a date and that just make sure it's order just in case you never know

493
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,640
and make sure yourself as a person's told you as well if you're thinking i'm going to get something

494
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:41,120
on make sure you groomed you're all nice and clean and that just imagine you're going through that

495
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:47,120
you're going to get some because you didn't do the dishes yeah yeah fucking oh that's annoying that

496
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:53,360
it's annoying fucking uh so dirty dishes and all that i thought it was best to go straight to the

497
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:58,160
bedroom so she weren't messing around and she wanted you know what she wanted yeah uh but that

498
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:05,760
was even worse dirty clothes and sheets all over the place again you've got to have clean bedding

499
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:11,440
i mean the dirty clothes just throw the corner got them washing or whatever yeah or locked in

500
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:17,440
you know if it's a floor where you've got you you wash clothes folded and just put onto the floor

501
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:24,080
then yeah fucking well just dirty clothes and i've thrown everywhere you can't have that fucking it's

502
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:30,320
lazy it's ignorant fucking you shouldn't be fucking happy bringing someone back if it's like that you

503
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:36,640
know i mean that's why you have at least the fucking living room tidy so you can say oh sit

504
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,480
here for a minute i'll grab us a drink i mean you're fucking you'd run and sort your bedroom out

505
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,280
quickly or something yeah i suppose the bed minimum you would just get the shelf your bed just

506
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:51,840
keep it all in the corner and do your bed yeah it's fucking that's annoying that is um the

507
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:58,160
dirt sheets all over the place if i wasn't drunk then i would have left what my buddy wanted released

508
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:05,920
so yeah she she knew what she wanted yeah so i let him have a go that's what she's got there

509
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:13,040
worst experience of my life couldn't find my clip with fingers or tongue got closer to my belly but

510
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:21,520
belly but i'm guessing he was fucking steaming as well you know if she knows what she's talking

511
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:26,560
to she's talking to the top shaggy or any idea so i feel like he should be fucking asking for this

512
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:32,880
i think he needs yeah uh looking big smile so we had no chance of a blow job

513
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:40,080
seriously i'm saying you clean your house clean your fucking self also didn't you have no like

514
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:48,400
insight in the previous times meaning that he's this money guy well because i know fucking one of

515
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,920
our old friends in particular would always fucking have loads of aftershave and fucking

516
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,440
go through all the cannellinks every day because the one fucking shower okay

517
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:06,720
you do know i'm one of them anyway um we ain't seen him for a long time uh but yeah fucking

518
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,720
well it's just just you're going out on a date now just fucking clean everything

519
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:18,720
fucking annoying that there's no prep work in that i've got a prayer yeah uh give him a handy for

520
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:25,280
like 30 seconds and he dribbled all over me so he's come fucking straddling yeah i will say this to

521
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:31,120
him they all can't be with us you know but you know it's like no no whatever totally through his

522
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:39,120
chat place real story yeah so you know your christmas apple in canada you open them up oh

523
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:44,560
oh chocolate i'll have that you open one of them chocolates far down

524
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,560
you know that's what i'm it's the all can't be winners and i mean you win some you lose some

525
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,560
that was shit that was no that was that was a great do you want me to edit this out and you

526
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:02,240
know this day no all i'm saying is the all can't be winners so what you're saying is

527
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:09,040
if you open that little window and the chocolate's not in there you're disappointed yeah but that's

528
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:16,640
doesn't stop you opening again the next day but what i'm saying is i can't i can't back him on

529
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:26,720
anything else besides a privilege well that's the person that i'm on about anyway was the one with

530
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:34,320
a kettle challenge fucking so the kettle challenge was fucking he like one of our mates went to make

531
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:40,800
the fucking brew pop a tea and the other lad went upstairs and by the time the kettle had boiled he

532
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:45,680
was back down he'd already fucking done the day hence it's called the kettle challenge to anyone

533
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:53,360
so he sounds like she had a really bad time so just a little bit more um so give him a handy

534
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:59,600
for like 30 seconds and he drew them all over me i couldn't hold him laughing anymore and he told

535
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:07,440
me to leave so i said i'd put too much pressure on him after the talk so because of fucking uh

536
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:15,040
fucking top advice then uh shame i can't find a top shagga i'm taking her my married man

537
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:22,160
there'll be another one out there looking uh can't wait for your next bit of advice right well she is

538
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:28,800
that a question or no no that's okay so to summarize it i've had a few drinks she's ended up

539
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:33,600
going to is the house is a mess the one into the bedroom the house is the bedrooms a mess clothes

540
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:41,680
everywhere smelly knobs smelly knob sunny bed sheets 30 seconds go jay there it's just all on

541
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:49,600
him like you know yeah did she put too much pressure no no no no i agree no no no look so

542
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:57,280
is it just an excuse that he just come too quick but he's got his yeah wow wow wow you know he's

543
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,800
not really that he's got his fucking little satisfaction so he ain't gonna really be that

544
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:10,960
bothered um but obviously none of it's fucking i think to be fair you were drunk you probably

545
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:16,560
shouldn't have been as drunk when you're about to go back for a first time but if you're drunk

546
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,720
surely you should have been a bit more than 30 seconds he should have been more fucking

547
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:25,600
you obviously weren't drunk enough them was it and as you said he's he got his he got his let's see

548
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:31,920
at least someone got theirs yeah i mean that's a positive thing yeah um but you

549
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:43,040
even that's not hard excuse the pun on jeff sense well you know even if you don't know where the

550
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,760
click is if you go in fucking muffed all of you you just fucking you're gonna hit it yeah you

551
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:55,680
told me it's got to fucking go fucking in the wrong place at least once you know but yeah uh so yeah

552
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,600
she knows herself a bit anyway she's saying one side for there with the fucking mess and

553
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:06,960
fucking all that so you you brought it on yourself a little bit she wanted it yeah you was hoping you

554
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:13,760
could fucking push past all that and have a good time but obviously no look you were meant to be

555
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:20,080
fucking yeah i think you don't i think yeah yeah i think you probably i mean i don't know if he

556
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:27,760
finished it really boy so i can get out and whatever but we'll say that kirsty yeah yeah yeah yeah uh

557
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:34,240
the end of the day now fucking he's put the pressure on himself like thinking that our advice

558
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:40,880
is a lot too much pressure on that's fucking that's his own thing but as i reckon he's just

559
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,120
using the excuse he doesn't pop the camera well maybe he's just an up or a thorn you know

560
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:50,320
there was fernando atero as a liverport there was fernando atero as a chowse

561
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:58,480
you know he couldn't stop scoring when chelsea couldn't score i don't know if these lads

562
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,160
probably scoring too much stuff

563
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:10,080
yeah fucking now just just crack on there's no again don't rush into anything go on and say see

564
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:17,680
before there's plenty more out there um you know we can't give the advice on fucking tinder or

565
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:26,240
anything but you know i did actually see um i think it was a tiktok uh it was of women taking

566
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:32,560
advice from a lot of parents to try and find uh like a fella out doing normal things so there

567
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:38,560
was one where she's gone to the pub uh like a sports bar and she's waiting to get fucking the

568
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:44,160
attention of a man and all struggle for conversation and then after the game whatever

569
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:51,040
okay whatever sporting thing was on the tv she's left and she's not well that was a dead end uh

570
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:56,720
all the men that were there were even as a part of a group watching the sports let's just say

571
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:03,680
it's football watching the football and then the others were there with the misses so no one even

572
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:09,680
looked at me but there's a there's fucking uh flea market down the road so i'm gonna go there

573
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,120
and she thought yeah just for the couple so i had no chance of meeting anyone there

574
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:19,760
um went somewhere else no chance of meeting anyone there was she american i think that one was yeah

575
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:25,120
so do you find it strange to me like either just seem scoped people inside a lot to look here can

576
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:31,440
they can i get your number you know yeah well i mean we cornered things long no i mean not the

577
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:38,160
same i've never seen anyone playing in world cup in like a coffee shop i'm and oh yeah it was

578
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:43,840
always not the problem yeah i don't know how yeah after some courage got put into them but yeah yeah

579
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:49,120
uh and then there was another one where she's gone to like a classy bar she's all dressed up

580
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,400
and not sitting there with a glass of wine and then it skips to afterwards and she's like yeah

581
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:01,920
not one person would even look at me let alone come over and try and fucking say hello uh and so

582
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:08,480
the the point of all this it's it's like how all the chivalry is dead you know no one's no men are

583
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:13,760
confident to go up to women and try and start a conversation because they're scared to get rejected

584
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:20,080
and i think it's the other side of it is because it's so easy to do it all on the the text in the

585
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:26,720
fucking tinders or whatever i think you're getting all of that orcness and that out on the fucking on

586
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,200
your mobile essentially you know you haven't got to go through that fucking awkward striking up a

587
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:36,960
conversation out just fucking on the street or whatever it's it's all it's supposed to be

588
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:44,400
easy to let the person go when you have them physically yeah yeah yeah um yeah i think that's

589
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:50,800
what it is now uh yeah fucking i mean even with my missus it was because she worked beyond the bar

590
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:58,320
and fucking you know you've been to my advances that's the best thing she ever did um before yeah

591
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:06,240
it was never really fucking just out walking about that i ever fucking just stopped oh yeah

592
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:12,000
you're all bad do you want to go get a bottle to ice or anything um so yeah i can't really give

593
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:19,360
advice on that side of what would you find so yeah well just i suppose she's gonna have to start

594
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:25,440
betting on really ain't she you know uh while they're at home and you're texting and that just

595
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:30,800
fucking just say oh just send us a selfie or to try and gauge if there's mess in the background

596
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:36,320
or anything fucking um or facetime i suppose that's a fucking good way anyway if they're

597
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:42,080
tunneling around the house you can see if the house is a mess or if you tell them this story

598
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:48,880
they probably would clean the room then and probably try not to tell them this story of

599
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:56,560
oh no no what she needs to do is any any future potential suitors just say yeah lad listen to

600
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:05,120
these two yeah whatever episode fucking listen to me that's it plug us in anyway and she'll uh

601
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:11,840
probably partially scare them off because they'll know that she's sending in messages or emails and

602
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:20,640
that so which is frankly yeah so it'll weed out the the wrong ends then because they're not

603
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:25,040
gonna be happy about let's just get the cream of the crop there yeah and hopefully you get the cream

604
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,280
in the roll crop then not just over your hand

605
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,320
and

606
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:37,440
that's the voice just get them to listen to the real talking podcast fucking get the

607
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:44,400
realest of all the voices uh well yeah appreciate that hopefully fucking you'll get there one day

608
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:49,040
um but again don't rush it you know she was only young weren't you i can't remember her age now but

609
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,800
you know you're young enough you don't need to rush it man fucking help just

610
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,760
just get on living any just be out there it's a story now you've got a story to tell yeah yeah

611
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:03,760
and you've told him right and then i know we've gone on for a bit but we have got another one

612
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:11,440
from mikey jones like drones oh so uh all right that's so with this new program on channel four

613
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:16,960
called banged up actually have you seen any of that just literally just saying like a trial at

614
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:22,960
world four just i know that that fucking ricky from a standards is any and i don't know who else

615
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:28,560
to be fair but uh yeah it's not i've seen a lot of clips of the party in the south and all that

616
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:37,520
not any um not because the prison guard was sort of one of the women prison guards on the tiktok

617
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:43,280
video she was there smoking with them having the bar it's all like those nicks oh yeah really uh

618
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:48,720
prison guards they're all like actors in there i know is it also i think the prisoners have reformed

619
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:54,720
or something right well yeah the woman that was the prison officer that was in the video she did

620
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:58,880
a fucking she was getting backlash on social media or whatever so she was like look you know

621
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:04,240
it's not fucking real you know well they're doing it as a part of the show so just just watching

622
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:13,280
for a sense time at high school um well so yeah uh it's it's put a lot of stuff on edge luckily for

623
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:20,960
you oh don't give a shit because i've not done anything wrong so this leads me to the story of

624
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:27,040
a night where there was a bit of a birthday party so you know it's just mad like prison shouldn't

625
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:31,760
be able to fucking have a fucking birthday party or shit but can you imagine it though you fucking

626
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:39,040
you locked up hello yeah you know you get a little cake and shit yeah terrible um

627
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:46,640
so i was new to to this particular prison so i didn't really know the inmates turned out this

628
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:53,200
man was the top dog and it showed lights on lights gates open free room on the floor and music

629
01:03:53,200 --> 01:04:02,080
blasting you'd be pissed off when you're fucking out uh what i was shocked with though was the participation

630
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:09,520
of the staff with the party so this one is one of them ones then uh heavy drinking doing drugs

631
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:16,560
smoking and sniffing and fornicating so i wonder if one of the prison guards was giving the old

632
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:25,600
rich around finger blasts looking back up um oh i didn't see anything in person but the stories

633
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:32,160
of female staff doing all sorts flooded the wings immediately the next day shame their husbands

634
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:40,800
didn't know what happened fuck you know what i tell you what you see some stuff that you obviously

635
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:48,880
well we know he's seeing some stuff yeah yeah yeah but i mean you know so so that's mad then

636
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:56,560
so obviously as i says that female uh lock guard was just saying it's all fake it's friends time

637
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:01,200
and you know it's not real and then mark your boys fucking come out saying i know it does

638
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:09,920
yeah i know i'm feeling clarence uh played my night mark yeah no yeah it's it's it's it's just

639
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:14,880
ridiculous you shouldn't be allowed to fucking have a fucking party you know you're in there for a

640
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:20,800
reason fucking you've done wrong and not the staff doing drugs everything as well yeah and fucking

641
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:25,440
like i'm getting the prisoners and that as well ball the merit fucking i don't know

642
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:30,400
outrage imagine that like you miss his fucking he's a prison guard

643
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:35,440
no like taking them condoms into work for that that's it to you isn't it

644
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:43,040
oh she couldn't look she'd lose her obviously her job and then obviously her marriage or

645
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:48,960
definitely the marriage but obviously if it's fucking looks you would think he would just have

646
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:55,920
you wouldn't keep it quiet quiet yeah the inmates isn't no no but what i'm saying is so if if your

647
01:05:55,920 --> 01:06:03,040
partner did that to you and obviously you're going for divorce obviously so the husband

648
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,920
yeah so then obviously he would obviously take it for whatever you want yeah yeah i mean oh yeah

649
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:15,200
um yeah we've all found out one of the fucking ballwalks bosses have done anything can i have

650
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:21,520
fucking taken all to the top of fucking the company i think just anything goes in prison

651
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:27,280
or if you can like if where there's a will there's a way to yeah i don't know how to get all the

652
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:35,680
prison guards on so to do that in terms of like lights on free run music drugs like i don't know

653
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,480
what is free for yeah he said he was like the top dog so obviously must have a bit of money that

654
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:46,960
he's fucking yeah it must have sunk over for them to let them but for the pretty guys it's like

655
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:51,680
are they all doing fucking favors with each other and that as well they're all like oh easy fucking

656
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:57,600
you know look oh yeah let us have this party and fucking i can get a new fucking car for you or

657
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:05,680
whatever yeah yeah yeah but now fucking anyway after that being annoying you know appreciate

658
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:11,520
my yeah thank you um we love your little stories yeah and thank you for everyone that's emailed

659
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:18,400
yeah and uh again use all know sketch fucking you know log subscribe um download and that as

660
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:24,240
well and sharing any you know sharing doesn't do any harm it takes two seconds just fucking

661
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:29,680
finger on your facebook or whatever the fuck it is i don't know um or at least just fucking say

662
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:36,240
to your mates and that well yeah listen to these details chat shit for an hour fucking yeah um

663
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:42,560
i think we'll leave it at that now yeah and uh yeah we shall see you as fucking next week then

664
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:59,360
yeah nice goodbye