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Hi everyone and welcome to this spooky episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your host

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Red Skull and whatever the bob piece is.

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So it's Halloween and we're all fucking very scared.

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Scared of little bastards knocking on the doors.

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Literally I was gonna say the same thing. The only thing we're scared of is the door

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bar keep going.

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Mate I'm gonna get a little hug later.

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Thank you.

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So since it's the season.

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You're not a horror film fan are you?

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No no.

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It's no point asking your favourite horror film.

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No no I mean for me mate.

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I mean I've spoken about it before on here and they're just driving me crazy because

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they're all the same.

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Like not in terms of you know there's different mood but I mean yeah it does nothing for

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me.

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I find them boring quite funny.

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I don't get it.

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Well that's the thing with the majority of the ones that all do load watching is just

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because they're funny.

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They're hilarious.

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I remember when we was in school.

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I think we were 12 or 13 and it was the first time The Exorcist was being put onto national

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TV since it was released in the cinemas.

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Yeah.

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And it was all I don't know 11 o'clock at night.

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I remember sitting up with my sister to watch it.

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I just laughed my head off the whole time.

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Blair especially with all the energy starts projectile bombing it over you.

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Yeah.

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It's fucking quiet.

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It's what I said before about Jeepers Creepers.

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If you see someone throwing a body or something conspicuous down a well or something you just

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ignore it and just fucking carry on.

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Yeah.

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Go tell someone they can do something about it.

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Yeah.

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And then just carry on.

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Yeah.

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But yeah I mean yeah for me.

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I've got to take these off.

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I can't see anything.

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Yeah.

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Fucking hell.

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Well that's the end of the Hannaway special.

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But as a kid growing up I enjoyed watching the Freddy Gruber films.

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In general they were scary enough because I was a child but I just found it so funny.

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He was just comical.

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The one line as he'd come out with and then just the stupidness his arm stretching out.

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Yeah.

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You know the first one was the first movie role for Johnny Depp as well.

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Right.

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Young pre-alcoholic amber herd drama Johnny Depp.

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And it's loosely based on a real life story.

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So.

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What a real life character.

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Not character it was an actual person.

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Where they didn't differ on the name.

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His name literally was Frederick Kruger.

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Sounds German.

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Yeah I don't know where he's from to be honest.

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But obviously he wouldn't actually go into people's dreams because that's not a real

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thing that you can do.

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But he was a hypnotist.

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So he was a part of a circus and he would go all around and stuff.

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And over the years he just built up his technique to be able to hypnotise people.

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And obviously what you see when they get him to do stupid things.

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So they'll walk around pretending they're a duck or barking like a dog.

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He started off with them things.

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And then gradually got more skilled with it.

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But basically there was a woman that he was madly in love with.

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But she was like nah don't want to do it.

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You're a waste man.

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Hypnotiser then she's mine.

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That's basically what happens.

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So after nagging and nagging he finally got her to come to one of the circus shows.

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And then obviously got picked around and cried.

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It's a hypnotiser.

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And obviously it's going to get a little bit graphic now.

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So if you're a bit squirmish, tough shit.

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So he ended up hypnotising her.

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But not blatantly doing anything in front of all the people.

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He essentially just got subliminally put a message in to make a meet up with him after everyone had gone home and that.

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And so then he could pull her back under again.

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He ended up raping her numerous times and eventually killed her.

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So that's where the premise of, or one of the possible premises of the film come from.

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They're essentially because hypnotism is going into her sleep.

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So that's where the dream nightmares come from.

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And yeah, Freddy Krueger and his legend started off from there.

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I mean how many films are made of that to be fair?

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It's quite an ongoing saga really.

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Yeah, I haven't watched any of them.

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You've missed out man.

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Not even Freddy vs Jason.

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So Jason being out of her team.

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Yeah, because he crosses it off at the end doesn't he?

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Yeah, I watched that by issue as well.

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Jason, that's who he wants.

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Because that's who would think, when they get him down and they all run out.

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You've got him down, you've got him trying to kill you.

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When was the last time you had a bad dream?

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Well...

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And isn't it funny, sorry, when you're a kid your bad dream is something so stupid.

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Yeah, it's been a while since I've had an actual bad dream.

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But I used to have a recurring sort of a nightmare.

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So when I grew up fucking 4th degree, it was like I'd be running up the road into town.

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And do you remember near the old mailbox, body NIA, there used to be this big statue thing.

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I don't know what it was, but I just remember it was like a big dirty white statue.

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And people would get up and stand in between it and that.

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But anyway, that ended up being in the dream.

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But essentially I was in the dream, I was being chased by the kind and the undertaker from the old WWF.

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And it was just, I don't know what...

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I'm with the NIA as well.

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I remember that statue trying to hide in between it.

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I remember as a kid going into town and just jumping up on it and walking in between all the people, whatever the fuck it was.

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But yeah, it was like I'd try and hide from them in that bit.

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And I don't know what, because I was never scared of the undertaker or anything as a kid.

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That was just the scary, they're after me, I'll hide here.

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Fucking weird.

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But it was a nightmare.

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I don't know, I've not really had any nightmares.

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How about yourself?

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No, no.

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I mean sometimes my fantasies to me, like I shit up in the middle of the night when I've been star-lost.

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Lose my breath.

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But I can't even back dream or anything.

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I mean quite often I'll still have the stupid ones when you've just fallen asleep.

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And you feel like you've fallen.

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Yeah, you trip over and you fall over and you give the whole body a jolt.

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Fucking so annoying that is, especially when you can't feel it and you start on yourself.

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And you do really like, you're in the middle of the bed like, I ain't going nowhere.

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It's a fall.

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To me, it's more likely for me to fall off the bed.

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Because even though I've got a king size, I'm always on the edge of the bed.

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Because the missus will either sleep in the middle or I've got the fucking dog up and down off the bed.

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And he fucking steals the space.

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But even last night, when he's gone on the bed at one point.

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And I remember giggling to myself because you know when you see on the films or the TV programs,

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the tape drawing of a dead body on the floor.

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And it's always like the legs are separated, one knee is bent and the arms are out.

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I was literally like that essentially.

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The arms, the right arm is underneath my head.

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Touching the wall essentially because I was lying on it as well as the pillow.

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Then my left arm is tucked up, holding the blanket.

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Because if I don't hold it when it's cold, the missus will take all of it.

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And because with the dog getting on, he gets on and he pulls it off me as well.

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And then literally the one knee is up towards my chest, the other leg is out right.

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And the dog is just lying in between my legs.

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I'm like, this is not enough room for this.

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Fucking kills it.

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God, but obviously we'll let them do what we want.

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Well, what they want.

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Oh yeah, fucking.

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It's just mad when he sleeps.

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Sleep and dreams. Mad.

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Obviously we need sleep and dreams.

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I mean, reoccurring dreams.

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Yeah, people think they have a meaning behind them when you have a recurring dream.

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Well, let's see if you can figure out any kind of meaning to this reoccurring dream of mine then.

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So it's not even an actual place.

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But quite often I'll have the dream of going to this holiday destination.

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It's, I don't know, let's just say it's going to be next but it's not.

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It's going to be.

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And you have to drive through a theme park, like an amusement park.

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So you're driving through where people are just walking, going to the little games where you're going to fish the duck or whatever.

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Drive through all that and then you run essentially a caravan size.

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And then I drive along and go to this caravan lodge thing that I ended up, each time I ended up staying in for a couple of days.

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It's not a real place. I don't know why that is a reoccurring dream.

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It's quite often surprising.

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So what I got from that is like the amusement park, zombie land.

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You're in the car. That's why you're in the car, the zombies.

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Maybe.

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And then you're in the caravan park because obviously it's a safe place.

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Because the zombies. Maybe that way.

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Keep on the spooky thing.

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Keeping the real topics going.

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Also, sorry, Halloween in America looks so much, it looks good.

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Well, have you not found that leading up to this Halloween it's been sort of more publicized?

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Yeah, every year it's getting more publicized.

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But what I'm saying is, it looks like you want to be a part of it.

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That's where Me and You Above says we don't answer our doors.

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Where in America people want them to knock the fucking door.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I think it doesn't help with here.

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The price of the sweets and the chocolate bars and that sort of thing.

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And they're normally pasted to kids as well.

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Yeah, they're all dickheads and they need a slap.

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But yeah, it is more of a family event over in America really.

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The kids going out in proper triptatry in Brazil.

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It is just like, if you ain't got no sweets, they're expecting a fucking hang or something.

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So, nah, I ain't rich. You're lucky to get a little handful of Haribo, man.

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But I think it's mainly because of the price.

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I can't afford to spend 50 quid on a load of sweets.

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But just handing out kids that I don't know, I've never seen before.

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Well, the last Halloween, I can't remember the last Halloween I remember the one before.

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Me and Kai, my partner, got loads of stuff in for it.

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And I was smashing the Quindabenos, I loved them, couldn't get enough of it.

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And then I felt bad because it's obviously teenage with a mask on.

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And this little lad called me, all dressed up, all proper like my normal hours to do when you're a kid.

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I had nothing left for him, I had to put on my box of fingers, like a whole box of fingers.

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Chocolate fingers, yeah.

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Yeah, a bunch of the clowns.

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Did you ever do the tricky trick when you were a kid though?

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Once or twice, but we don't need for the money.

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I remember doing it once as a kid, back in Boise Green, my mum fucking walked with me.

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I think I had a black bag over me and then just a bit of make up to be a vampire or a dragon or something.

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The black bag was the game, not just a garbage kid or something.

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Fucking yeah.

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You went as a rubbish bin mate.

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So I was like, how do I fucking glue the black bag back together and put it in the bin?

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Sewing up the holes from my arms and heads.

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Yeah, it's fucking, it is.

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This country has been trying to copy a lot of Americans' traditions and that really.

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Obviously the school things have been changing for a couple of years, it's getting more like the American high schools and that.

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I mean again, the high school here now as well, don't they?

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When did that change? It was always primary and secondary school for us.

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And then sixth form, which was essentially 12 and 13 wasn't it?

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Yeah, Infa Junior, senior as well.

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But now it's high school and they're not even proper schools now are they?

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They're all academies and colleges the class does as well.

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They're not the one I'm fucking here to show, it's too hard for these kids really.

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But they should be fucking big little bastards on TikTok all the time, maybe should that.

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And when you were a kid, I can't remember, it seemed like ages before the next half term,

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but it seemed like they were smashing an age rule a week the longer this half term.

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Yeah, it's not these fucking international football breaks as well, I think it's every other week man, it's fucking ridiculous.

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Because it's the half term now for Halloween and then I don't know if that'll be like until Christmas or...

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Yeah, it's only off in six weeks, Christmas I think.

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Yeah, yeah, it's fucking, it's not long isn't it?

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Fucking nearly there. Fucking everything's coming off now though, ain't it?

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I'm feeling like shit though, ain't it, with the dogs?

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Yeah, I do try and look decent, store as more dog a little bit.

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I've put the firework YouTube videos on just to try and ease him, but he's just a little pussy hole anyway,

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you know, just to fucking, as I said the other week, another dog, little dog barking out the window as he draws past.

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And he's like ready to run away, oh mate, chill out man.

236
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Fucking, so yeah.

237
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But I think he should be more used to the fire now, because there's a lot of Indian weddings and that around more than a year.

238
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They're always banging off the bottom of the works, so you'd expect him to be a bit more chill, but he's not.

239
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He's just scared of fucking, just random noises.

240
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There's not much you can do about it, he's just fucking, deal with it.

241
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Hope he doesn't fucking piss in the house.

242
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Which he won't, he hasn't done to be better so.

243
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Yeah, yeah.

244
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Well, I suppose we'll lead off of the spooky Halloween stuff then.

245
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The scary stuff mate.

246
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And since we was just talking about dogs, you got a little dog fact now, ain't you?

247
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Yeah, so Bobby was the world's oldest dog, his dog, the age, 31.

248
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No, sorry, 31, sorry, sorry, I'm just saying, he says 31 there, then 31, he has some 31, sorry.

249
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31 years old, so in dog years, seven times more, isn't it?

250
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So, what, 210? Jesus.

251
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I don't have no idea, but yeah, I mean, would that make you harder?

252
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Because he's been in there for so long.

253
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What I'm trying to say is, so if you've had a dog for 12 or 13 years, yeah, it's still, 12 or 13 years.

254
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And you mourn the loss of the dog, but after 30 years, it's got to hurt.

255
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I don't know if it would hurt as much though, because you're expecting it more.

256
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Because it's like where your Inan and Grandad goes, because you already know that they're old, so you're expecting it.

257
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So it's not as, even though it is sad and emotional, but it's not, you're prepared for it.

258
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But it's like 30, yeah, that's fucking, he's got 210 in our years, that's fucking old.

259
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But to put it in perspective, he was born the 11th of May, 1992.

260
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92. 92 mate. So.

261
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So he's got more missies then? Yeah, there you go.

262
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So yeah, it was, it's alright.

263
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Right about the time when I just mentioned the missies, she's not that old.

264
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No, so obviously, I'm just looking at his early life.

265
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He was born as one of four male puppies in an outbuilding where his caretaker's family stored wood.

266
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His brothers were all buried alive.

267
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Buried alive? Buried alive, it's called after birth due to Acosta's family.

268
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That's the family I remember. Also because they couldn't keep all four puppies.

269
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They couldn't, but I don't know, buried alive I suppose because you want to kill them, wave away.

270
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You just give them away wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah, I mean.

271
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Mad. Yeah. So, yeah, due to Acosta's family not wanting to take care of more animals,

272
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since Bobby blended in with the wood of the shed he was born in, Acosta's father did not see him when he was collecting the puppies.

273
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Oh shit, so when he saw three puppies, he was like, nah, I'm having this.

274
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Because he blended, because he had that dark brown coat.

275
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Fucking hell, lucky little bastard.

276
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Yeah, so apparently, according to the Guinness World Records, Bobby was the oldest ferrified living dog,

277
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as well as the oldest ferrified dog in history, being 30 years and 266 days.

278
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See, that's what I'm, so, so, some say it's 31. Yeah, so it's just people around.

279
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he previous overtook a dog called Blueby, which was a female Australian cattle dog,

280
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who was 29 years and four months when she was euphemized. So. So she was put down. Yeah, yeah.

281
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I'm guessing, again, 29, so that's still 200 in our years. So she was put down because of old age then.

282
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Yeah, so yeah, sorry, it's great. In honour of Bobby's 31st birthday,

283
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100 guests were invited to celebrate the occasion, which was marked by eating meat and fish.

284
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So it was 31, sorry, sorry, just on the wiki page, I'm looking at it, it's got a few.

285
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just cross contaminating the facts. Yeah.

286
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So little little Bobby's went to Doggy Heaven, the little rainbow bridge, and I'm sure he'd be whiling for his family.

287
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Yeah. So from one old to another old then.

288
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

289
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I've heard a little story the other day on the radio. So the UK's oldest person.

290
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And so she is 114, Eiffel, Caterham, Caterham.

291
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Yeah, Eiffel, 114 years. You don't hear any Eiffels anymore, do you mate?

292
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Well, no, it is an old person. Yeah, 114, fucking.

293
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And there was an interview, obviously, with her.

294
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And the person asked her what was her secret for living so long.

295
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So she had two points to make, drink at least one pint of Guinness every day and don't marry until later in life.

296
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So I'll do one of those things. Yeah.

297
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Yeah, that's to be fair, I don't drink Guinness every day. I'd love to, fucking hell.

298
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So when was she born and if she was? So born August 21st, 1909.

299
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She lived through post-World Wars, obviously.

300
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Madness anything? Yeah, so born the First World War.

301
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So born the Second World War. Right, it's just a couple of years later. Ah shit, here we go again. Fucking hell, madness.

302
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Yeah, because she would have been a kid for the first one, then an adult for the second one.

303
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Yeah, yeah.

304
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It's like you see people now, like 50, 60, now they're on death doors, struggling to walk. Yeah. And now, Ethel, yeah.

305
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Again, it's like back in the day, people looked older than what they were. Yeah.

306
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Like when you see those high school, like those old high school, yeah, 18 and then they've got what? Yeah.

307
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You think that's why the dress don't present themselves? Yeah, part of the fashion back then, well, you know.

308
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Yeah, just madness that was, fucking. Yeah, so yeah, 114, Ethel, going strong still. Let's see.

309
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But she isn't the oldest person in the world. That record currently stands. So this is the currently oldest person.

310
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Yeah, in the world. So Maria Braniats, she's a Spanish lady and she's 116.

311
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So, yeah. I don't know if I'd want to get to that age, mate. It's like, is it a struggle to do anything at that age?

312
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I think because we only know of people of that age at the moment. Yeah.

313
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I think in another 20 years when, just because everyone in general is healthier, they're more fit, gym and fucking whatever.

314
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Plus because of the retirement age, you know, by the time we get into our 60s, retirement age is probably going to be 90.

315
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So you're going to have to fucking just keep going, ain't it?

316
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What I always found as well is when retiring, that's what sort of kills you.

317
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Because you start, unless you've got a proper hobby, something to properly do.

318
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You know, even, I know a lot of people that have got the money, did the golf, don't they?

319
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But for the likes of my granddad, as soon as he fucking retired, he was already a fucking alcoholic anyway.

320
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And then he semi-retired. So, I don't know if it's still a thing, but there used to be providence loans.

321
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So you could get a couple hundred quid off and put the, whoever.

322
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And he used to just go around on a Friday and just collect a couple of quid of the weekly payments and just take it back to whoever.

323
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Someone used to knock on the door.

324
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Yeah, that's what my granddad used to do literally, you know, if it was a farmer a week or something.

325
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He'd take that and go drop it off to whoever he was.

326
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Yeah, my mum used to do that job.

327
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Yeah, well, it was a fucking thing. That's why I'm not sure if it's still a thing or not.

328
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Oh, it can't be, can it?

329
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I suppose it took over one of the fucking payday loans and stuff.

330
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Yeah, I just was...

331
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But yeah, so I'd done that and then once he'd stopped giving that and that was eating, drinking all day, drinking and fucking everything on him then.

332
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He didn't have a hobby. He had nothing to do.

333
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That's why he was out collecting the money.

334
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He was trying to keep your mind going down your inner side of mind.

335
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So, yeah, I think by the time we get closer to them ages, it will be completely different again then.

336
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I mean, I already can't wait to retire.

337
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I just want to win the fucking lottery, fucking, you know, so not necessarily retire or just do whatever the fuck you want.

338
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Yeah, yeah.

339
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Literally. Yeah, fucking...

340
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You know, 34 years ago, we would be classed as middle-aged men now.

341
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It's maddening.

342
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I feel it.

343
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:55,920
But when you think of 34, it's not a middle-aged...

344
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I know when we were kids, middle-aged was 40.

345
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But technically it's not though, is it?

346
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Because when we were kids, it was sort of like in your 70s, that was seen as good in ins.

347
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You know, you believed the good Lord.

348
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:16,920
But now you think it's more like in the 90s, it's sort of like...

349
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I'm not being... I haven't fact-checked anything, but 90 seems like a common age to be fucking passing away now.

350
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So we've still got another 10 years to be middle-aged.

351
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But I don't know, man.

352
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,920
It's just the concept of getting older.

353
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Years are going by quick as well, aren't they?

354
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,920
Well, again, you know, we say it every year.

355
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,920
Even this year is flowing by as well, isn't it?

356
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,920
I think as you get older, you just feel quicker and quicker.

357
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There's nothing in general to look forward to.

358
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Because when you're in school, I'll put it into fucking...

359
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:57,920
I'll clarify this. When you're in school, you're always looking forward to that hard turn, to that summer vacation and all that.

360
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It just seemed to drag because you was always looking forward.

361
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,920
And I remember the stupid fucking porting.

362
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,920
I can't wait until I'm 18 and fucking this and that.

363
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,920
Yeah, so I don't have to go to school, sorry.

364
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,920
Yeah, and it's like...

365
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,920
You sort of wish your life away as a kid.

366
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,920
And then it's like once you fucking work and it's all, well, that's it.

367
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:24,920
Apart from bank holidays, which I don't really have one, being self-employed or...

368
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,920
Oh, yeah.

369
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,920
Well, Christmas, we'll have a bit of time off on Christmas and thinking...

370
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So because it's just the same shit day in, day out, it's like nothing changes.

371
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Not even the weekends, fucking obviously they go too quick.

372
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That's why I would make a point if I had enough money, I'd just do three days a week.

373
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So it would be more days off than actually working and it should be that way around.

374
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,920
Got to find the right balance, eh?

375
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,920
So...

376
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I think my balance would be zero working day and seven chill days a week.

377
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,920
I think that's right for me. That sounds good.

378
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,920
Yeah, but where I'd want to be, it wouldn't really be hard work.

379
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,920
It's just, you know, if I'm in the lottery, I would just want to buy properties

380
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and essentially project manage, do a bit of more and then send them on.

381
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I wouldn't really get my hands dirty.

382
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,920
So we've spoken about this before, but I don't understand that because if you're...

383
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,920
It depends on how much you've got off course.

384
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:34,920
So you'd want the Euro million, which is enough, 25 million or whatever.

385
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,920
You would still want to do that then?

386
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,920
Yeah, it would just be more higher end properties.

387
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,920
I wouldn't do anything like that.

388
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,920
I'd give it a good go at spending it.

389
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,920
Yeah, it's just because I know that for people, I didn't do anything.

390
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,920
I would just hit the drink all day long.

391
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,920
You also do hear these stories when people with a lottery just blow it straight away.

392
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Do you remember that one?

393
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920
The big man.

394
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The Scottish lad?

395
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,920
I don't know if he was Scottish.

396
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,920
He won 9 million.

397
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,920
Yeah, he bought a load of jewellery.

398
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,920
Yeah, he got a million quid for rights and now he just bought a player.

399
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,920
Yeah, he was all on from...

400
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,920
He was called a lotto loud one.

401
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,920
The Sunnys player used to call him lotto loud.

402
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,920
Probably, I don't know.

403
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,920
I know after three years, he was all gone and he was back on the beans again.

404
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,920
Oh, shit, was that Sunnys player called like all the way?

405
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,920
It's silly, isn't it?

406
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,920
Yeah.

407
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,920
Best part about it was Banspring.

408
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,920
Yeah.

409
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,920
Kids nowadays don't understand about page readers.

410
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,920
I know.

411
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,920
They love Nuts and Zoo Magazine.

412
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,920
Fucking.

413
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,920
They used to love buying them.

414
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,920
So is it easier now with the laptop?

415
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,920
Well, that's the most of it.

416
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,920
That's the most of it.

417
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,920
Yeah, it was a grind for us back in the day.

418
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,920
I know we said it before, but back on the old dial up internet and that.

419
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,920
And they said that he was fucking waiting for just a picture to load.

420
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,920
Pouring on the DVDs.

421
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,920
Fuck, you know, VHS format, VHS.

422
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Fucking hell.

423
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,920
I jumped on VHS player the other day.

424
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920
Isn't that true?

425
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,920
So, mom, she fucking.

426
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,920
Did you what?

427
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920
She probably did.

428
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,920
I didn't have a scar later or anything to test before.

429
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,920
Yeah, she cleared out a load of stuff.

430
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920
Some of the stuff was mine.

431
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,920
And in the bags was a VHS player and an old stereo.

432
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:24,920
And it was an old stereo as he had a CD player on the top and he had a tape player in the bottom bit as well.

433
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,920
Oh, separate.

434
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,920
No, so it was one duty.

435
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,920
It was only a small one.

436
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,920
Yeah, four inches, six inches tall.

437
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
But yeah, the CD player on the top.

438
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,920
Press it down and it springs off.

439
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,920
Put the CD in.

440
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,920
And then at the bottom, you have to press the stop slash eject button.

441
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,920
The little door to open and you just slide your cassette in and out.

442
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,920
It's like what I said to you before, you know, like when you miss.

443
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,920
Like if you used to go to a kid's net, how do you answer the phone?

444
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,920
Obviously me and you would do that.

445
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,920
Yeah, so it's the fist closed with the pinky out and the format.

446
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,920
Kid's net out, that or that.

447
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,920
Yeah.

448
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,920
So literally just hand out, fucking loud.

449
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,920
Mad.

450
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,920
Sorry, have you been watching Planet Earth and BBC Three?

451
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,920
Yeah, I've been watching the new one.

452
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,920
Oh, sorry, BBC One is new.

453
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,920
Planet Earth, sorry, I think it's called...

454
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,920
Planet Earth Three and you've been watching BBC One and BBC Two before.

455
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,920
I've not watched any of it yet, no.

456
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,920
Because it wouldn't be the same without David Attenborough.

457
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,920
I know, I've spoken about this before.

458
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,920
Honestly, it's like who's going to do that?

459
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,920
And like who's going to...

460
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,920
Me, it's the point where...

461
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,920
It's his voice, his tone, the way he delivers it.

462
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920
It's just like...

463
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920
Makes you feel like he's there.

464
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

465
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,920
Yeah, it does actually, it feels like your grandad did it to an extent.

466
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

467
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,920
I don't know, because obviously you've got Brian Cox who does the space buttons.

468
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,920
I think it's going to be... Yeah, that's a good shot.

469
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,920
But you wouldn't want Brian Cox because...

470
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,920
You don't have to... No, he's got a suit.

471
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,920
He could, but look, it's just getting past...

472
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920
Hang on, he was just talking about the stars last week

473
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,920
and now he's talking about these fucking penguins over there.

474
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920
Just acknowledgeable.

475
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,920
Yeah, but it would have to be someone like Lord Kim anyway.

476
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,920
That's a good shot, yeah.

477
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,920
You wouldn't want Lord...

478
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,920
The Lord of Jeremy Clarke to...

479
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,920
Because he's fucking...

480
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:28,920
No, I don't know...

481
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,920
He's trying to tell you about the polar bears and fucking shit.

482
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,920
Maybe Joe Rogan, he's got a nice stormy telling voice.

483
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:43,920
Yeah, why don't you just let us know who you'd have as a David Attenborough's replacement.

484
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,920
It's going off to the cliff today.

485
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,920
Yeah, email us your suggestions.

486
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Just started somewhere, let it up anyway.

487
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:57,920
Yeah, email us your suggestions at realtalkingpod at gmail.com

488
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,920
or you can always comment on the bottom of the YouTube video,

489
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:08,920
Real Talking Podcast or XTweet at Ash and JD.

490
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,920
Yeah.

491
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,920
Yeah, that would be quite an interesting one.

492
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,920
It's that interesting, it'd be sad when it happens, when he does pass.

493
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,920
In a war's head, there's not a great deal of people.

494
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,920
I only say because obviously we've been talking about time now, how fast it's got.

495
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,920
He spoke about when he first went to an island, I think it was called Roy Island,

496
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,920
where some breed of turtles go to breed, have to breed to live eggs.

497
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,920
And he said when I first came here in 1953 or whatever he was,

498
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,920
black and white and looks about 18.

499
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,920
Yeah, mental, isn't he?

500
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,920
Is he about an age? Is he 90? Is he about age?

501
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Yeah, he's...

502
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,920
He's done well.

503
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,920
He's definitely done well, good innings.

504
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,920
But yeah, I think he's a lot older too, so he can't fucking...

505
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,920
Fair play to me.

506
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,920
Without knowledge.

507
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,920
Yeah.

508
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,920
Well done.

509
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,920
Let's move on from this war window, shall we?

510
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,920
I'm just moving in scarily.

511
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:21,920
So last week, obviously we had our little rants and whatever about the Misfits boxing events,

512
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,920
so we didn't really have any time to go over our emails.

513
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,920
And one in particular was from Kirsty.

514
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,920
So the first email says,

515
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,920
Hi guys, I did tell him...

516
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920
So for anyone that doesn't know anyway,

517
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:45,920
Kirsty asked for some advice about her new boyfriend being a bit overwhelming, a bit clingy,

518
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,920
texting a bit too much, you know, all of a dubbing.

519
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,920
Strong.

520
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,920
Yeah, we gave some top notch, real talking advice.

521
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,920
I don't know what I thought it was, mate.

522
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920
Yeah.

523
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,920
So yeah, after that, her response was,

524
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:05,920
she had told him to listen to the podcast before, but he's not into podcasts.

525
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,920
So I tell him he's a shit gay.

526
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,920
No, I get it, because before we started doing podcasts, I never listened to a single one.

527
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,920
You didn't know.

528
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,920
No, no, no, no.

529
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,920
Yeah, I've been into him for a couple of years now.

530
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,920
But I've changed a lot over the years.

531
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,920
I remember thinking, I'm always going to listen to Radio 1,

532
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,920
not with the new music.

533
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,920
New?

534
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,920
Yeah.

535
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,920
Now you're going to Radio 2, mate.

536
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,920
Nah, nah, to be fair, no.

537
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920
Is he going to be Arches or something?

538
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,920
I don't know, mate.

539
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,920
Fucking...

540
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:42,920
I started listening to Radio X just because Chris Mores obviously went from Radio 1 and he made that.

541
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:50,920
Then I went more onto Talksport, and then it was pretty much from Talksport that I went on to fucking listen to podcasts and that thing.

542
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,920
I would listen to people chat shit on Talksport, which you know that happens all the time.

543
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920
Do you know what I mean?

544
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,920
Fucking Django R.F. fucking R.F.

545
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,920
This is endless.

546
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,920
So yeah, it was just a natural progression really.

547
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,920
But yeah, I barely listened to Radio these days.

548
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,920
I didn't even know Ed Sheeran had released a new album a couple of weeks ago.

549
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:20,920
One until fucking... I think I clicked on Spotify or something, because he was like, Ed Sheeran, I'll have you.

550
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,920
Listen to it once, okay.

551
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,920
Nothing to brag about.

552
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,920
But anyway, yeah, Kirsty.

553
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,920
Yeah, the prior email beforehand was about her boyfriend being clingy.

554
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,920
Look, Tinky, he's clingy the right way.

555
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920
It was too much for her.

556
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Yeah, she just wasn't in the same space as him.

557
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,920
So yeah, if Tony to listen to the podcast, he's not into them.

558
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,920
I'll keep you posted on what happens.

559
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:54,920
And I know from then, we have got an update.

560
00:35:54,920 --> 00:36:03,920
That's what she says.

561
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:08,920
So here with the updates on what went down.

562
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:13,920
So went out for a meal and after a few drinks, I got the courage to have the chat.

563
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,920
The chat as well.

564
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,920
So she was about to lay on our fucking exposure to him.

565
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:26,920
I was open about how I loved him, but he was overwhelming me and all that.

566
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:32,920
He sat there silently for a couple of minutes and I thought he was going to cry.

567
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,920
Imagine if he did start crying.

568
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,920
Just sitting there like...

569
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,920
You don't love me.

570
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:46,920
I felt myself turning red from the embarrassment as I tried to think of an excuse to leave or something.

571
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,920
He then kind of huffed and said, I thought girls wanted all this attention.

572
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,920
What am I supposed to do then?

573
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,920
So he sat there, held himself back from crying and then started to get a little bit angry.

574
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,920
Fucking needs to give his head a wobble.

575
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Told him to dial it in and we can still go out and see how things go.

576
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,920
They ended shortly after that.

577
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,920
He's been distant but we're still chatting.

578
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:22,920
So he might have just taken the conversation in.

579
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,920
And then he's gone too far the other side.

580
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,920
Well yeah, because obviously he's seen Rocky as being a big fucking arse.

581
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,920
But they're still talking.

582
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:38,920
So I think he's took the invoice and now he's like, I won't text everybody.

583
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,920
Oh fucking, sorry for the conversation.

584
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,920
So yeah, fucking...

585
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:53,920
So it's interesting because Izzy listened to her and was like, well she doesn't want me to.

586
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:59,920
So he's already just... when I see him was just like...

587
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:07,920
Well since they're still talking I imagine he was just like, alright I'm trying to take on board what you're saying then.

588
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,920
Hopefully for his sake.

589
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:15,920
Otherwise if he's going to have that attitude he's never going to fucking get anywhere in the RV really.

590
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,920
So yeah, just keep us posted.

591
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,920
It's interesting, it's going to be interesting to see how this ends up.

592
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:27,920
If he's already been out again as of by the time you listen to this or if you're going out again

593
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,920
just let us know, how was it?

594
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,920
Was he alright again?

595
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,920
Has he still been fucking...

596
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,920
Obviously he's not texting as much and been fucking clingy.

597
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,920
But yeah, Izzy fucking...

598
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,920
Izzy's switched on a bit now, Izzy.

599
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,920
Being a bit more manly as some might say.

600
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,920
We'll see.

601
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,920
Just let us know, let us know what the fucking sketch is.

602
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,920
How is he now?

603
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,920
Has he started listening to the podcast?

604
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,920
This is what we want to know.

605
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,920
Because if he has listened to the podcast that would make it awkward.

606
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,920
For him yes.

607
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,920
Well for her.

608
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,920
Because no, you told...

609
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,920
Yeah, well you know.

610
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,920
He took their advice.

611
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:19,920
Yeah, but you know, he could have always messaged us originally and asked for advice.

612
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,920
He could still ask for advice now.

613
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,920
He could cry, I'm sure.

614
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920
He's had to turn it around.

615
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,920
Not that it's fucking ended or anything.

616
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,920
But, you know, give him some advice on how to be...

617
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Just not a noise, essentially.

618
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,920
Don't fucking be a beg.

619
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,920
He won.

620
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:45,920
He's like, really like, obsessive stalkerish.

621
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,920
Yeah, more like the new Freddy Gruber.

622
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,920
Yeah, fucking...

623
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920
Just let us know.

624
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,920
We want to know what happens from here on out.

625
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,920
And if he does start stalking, call the police.

626
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920
So yeah, thanks for that Kirst.

627
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,920
Thank you.

628
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,920
And then we've got an email from Lauren Phillips.

629
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,920
I think she's emailed before.

630
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,920
Yeah, I think she has.

631
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,920
Yeah, hi Ash and JD.

632
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:20,920
Ooh, did you see about the man that drank 2000 pints in 200 days?

633
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,920
No.

634
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,920
I saw his story.

635
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,920
I saw it floating on Ladd Bible or whatever.

636
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,920
He drank what?

637
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,920
2000 pints in 200 days.

638
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,920
Points of lager?

639
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,920
Yeah, points of lager.

640
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,920
So go on, write that down to us.

641
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,920
So he's drunk.

642
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:40,920
Yeah, 200 days straight, essentially he's drank 10 pints a day, 200 days.

643
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Because I remember seeing it, I think it was with Ladd Bible.

644
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:51,920
He was a day or two away anyway.

645
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,920
Is it Gonsai no Komasai?

646
00:40:53,920 --> 00:41:00,920
Yeah, and then I heard a little bit on the radio that, I don't know what the geese's time was,

647
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,920
but yeah, he's on his last day of drinking 2000 pints.

648
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,920
Was there a reason why he started drinking 10 days for 200 days?

649
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,920
Or was he just the kind of person that just enjoyed it?

650
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,920
Well I doubt it was for a world record or anything.

651
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,920
I mean, imagine the tolerance after that though.

652
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:25,920
Well, I mean, just doing it for the first couple of days, you'd feel a bit shit, wouldn't you?

653
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:35,920
Us these days, I reckon at least 10 years ago or so, I reckon I could have given it a good fucking effort.

654
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,920
But otherwise, yeah, I don't think it was...

655
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920
Let me just try and get some of the details.

656
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,920
He's got to hear that.

657
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,920
He doesn't.

658
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,920
Yeah.

659
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,920
Before he said that, first of all, he says it's 24 but he looks 24.

660
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,920
Yeah, he looks a bit weber.

661
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,920
But 2000 pints won't do that to you.

662
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,920
Yeah, it looks like it, mate.

663
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,920
So, I'm just trying to...

664
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,920
What was his name?

665
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,920
John May?

666
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,920
John May.

667
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,920
Spout the American wife, I'm not understanding.

668
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,920
You've got that wrong, I think.

669
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:26,920
So, yeah, 10 points a day, 200 days, sheer swords at a task, unrelenting, crashing hangovers.

670
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,920
I reckon after two, three weeks or something, surely your body would start to get used to it.

671
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,920
Yeah.

672
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:43,920
The hardest bit would have been those first few days when he's down the tent, woke up absolutely staining, done it again.

673
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,920
I mean, again, I wonder what time he started in the dialogue.

674
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,920
Would it be like as soon as he's woke up, he's had to have hair in the dark?

675
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,920
Yeah, he'd be throughout the day, or was it after work as much as he's had?

676
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,920
Yeah.

677
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920
So...

678
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,920
He can't be after work as much as he's had.

679
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:10,920
He's only after spending almost 8,000 pounds, putting away 360,000 calories worth, fucking hell.

680
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:24,920
So, it was a self-imposed challenge, so it wasn't for a world record or anything, apparently.

681
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:31,920
He smashed 19 points on the last day, so he'd done an extra 9 points. What the fuck?

682
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:36,920
Jesus, he looks a bit bonhoc, doesn't he?

683
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,920
Yeah, so...

684
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,920
He had the last day smashed, no worries.

685
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:44,920
19, so 2,000 and 9 points in 200 days, fucking...

686
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,920
I mean, to be fair, how are you supposed to celebrate it? You're not going to go for a beer, are you?

687
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920
No, no.

688
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920
On the Madrid, it looks like, on that picture there as well.

689
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,920
Yeah, on the Madrid, on that one.

690
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:55,920
Oh, that's a heavy one as well.

691
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,920
And not a cheap one, eh? Or is he fucking up?

692
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,920
Nah, not premium, mate.

693
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,920
Yeah. So, yeah, I heard about him.

694
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,920
No, I didn't hear about that, but...

695
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:13,920
It'd be good to find out why he did it. Like, why he self-imposed on himself, or put himself onto this task.

696
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:19,920
So, there's a quote from him, I was drinking the same amount before, it was just a normal life,

697
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,920
and somehow I turned it into a job.

698
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:30,920
So, how the fuck can you turn it into a job? Don't tell me he's getting paid to do this. Jesus, man.

699
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:40,920
Wouldn't really call it an incredible achievement, I'm just a drunk on the internet, he said after reflecting on his efforts.

700
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,920
Yeah, he was.

701
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,920
I mean, it is alcohol, he's been fucking out.

702
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,920
Yeah, I mean, 19 points, mate.

703
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:46,920
Yeah.

704
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,920
We're the only ones who do test.

705
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:53,920
Yeah, but 10 points a day as well, that's his shoes, that is, I think.

706
00:44:53,920 --> 00:45:02,920
I was doing football content at the time, made another video about football, and, you know, surely, what if you're doing football content?

707
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:10,920
And all the comments were asking for an update. In the end, I've just completely changed the content to me drinking points, essentially.

708
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,920
So, I'm guessing he's been doing videos and stuff.

709
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Yeah, so he's probably done tons of top-line and all that.

710
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,920
How annoying are these NPCs and that, mate?

711
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:30,920
There's this one geezer, you should be able to report him because he's standing outside a shop in New York or whatever and he's just like,

712
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,920
Ugh, yeah, yeah.

713
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,920
I'd have to shout at some academy before I was walking past him.

714
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,920
And he has the pink hair, that one, what a fucking dip.

715
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,920
That's a proper weirdo, that.

716
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,920
You know what I don't like about TikTok, when they're begged for the gifts.

717
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:55,920
They should ban that, they should have a thing where you can send them gifts if you wanted to, but they can't ask or just mention gifts or...

718
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,920
Yeah.

719
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920
Because, have you seen that Luke Benny?

720
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,920
Probably.

721
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:04,920
He used to do that, get out thing. Have you ever seen that?

722
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:05,920
I don't know.

723
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,920
Oh, mate, it already does now.

724
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,920
Again, I probably know if I'm fucking sorry.

725
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,920
Just a few of them are just begged for the gifts, though.

726
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,920
But people send them, so it's...

727
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,920
I know, but it's like that Jack Jones as well.

728
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:21,920
He was fucking doing it all, asking for fucking, well, I don't know, gold or whatever the fuck it is on there.

729
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,920
Or to be a moth.

730
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:28,920
Yeah, so people were paying him to fucking be a moth and then he'd fucking moan about them not doing the fucking job.

731
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,920
So, I'm not gonna just page you the ten, I'm gonna page you the entire thing.

732
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,920
Yeah, you're a dweeb anyway.

733
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,920
Yeah, so anyway, I saw him, Ashton said.

734
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,920
Now he's all know about the facts of it as well.

735
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,920
Fucking...

736
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,920
He was 25 going on 34, though, earlier in the pictures.

737
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,920
Yeah, yeah, he looked more like a rock as well.

738
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:48,920
Whatever.

739
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:54,920
He hasn't been the dentist since he was six years old as well.

740
00:46:54,920 --> 00:47:00,920
Right, so yeah, Lawrence says, also, if you could try and set a record, what would you do?

741
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,920
Ooh, that is a good one, actually.

742
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,920
So, setting a record, I mean, you've got to try and think about what you can do with that.

743
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,920
Yeah.

744
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:16,920
I know when I was a kid, when I did play football all the time, I was good at the old keepy ups.

745
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,920
Ooh, that would be hard, wouldn't it, because there's loads of people that can do keepy ups.

746
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,920
Have you seen the ones that can do keepy ups and they're just walking down the string and doing fucking hours?

747
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,920
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to fucking try and do that now.

748
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:31,920
It would have been more achievable when we were younger.

749
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,920
I don't know, Graff, Danny, fucking...

750
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,920
I don't know.

751
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:44,920
I think I was going to start out promptly, I was going to do like a fucking fasting one,

752
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,920
because I've done 36 hours fasting and fucking, it's still all wrong.

753
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:55,920
I know that fucking people fast for fucking days and days, so that would be quite hard, actually.

754
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,920
I mean, I would love to break the record for having the best Pokemon card, actually.

755
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,920
You weren't rich enough to play that high.

756
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,920
It's like physically, like what could I do physically or something along those lines?

757
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,920
Well, that's a good one.

758
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,920
I think...

759
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,920
You should try to do 11 points a day, mate.

760
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,920
Easy.

761
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,920
You should try.

762
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:22,920
I think if we were going to try and achieve something, we'd have to do, I don't know,

763
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:28,920
what's the record for how many hours or something in a hot air blower?

764
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,920
We know what we should try to do is, you know, because we spoke about doing Ghost Hunt,

765
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,920
set the record, the longest Ghost Hunt non-stop, something achievable like that.

766
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,920
How many Ghosts caught on camera in one stream?

767
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,920
I bet there's no record on that.

768
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,920
We're going to miss that one.

769
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:51,920
I've seen one where they do 48 or 72 hours, we just smash, like stop over there and everything.

770
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,920
Yeah, so, trying to do it in a fucking haunted house.

771
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,920
Yeah, just achievable, isn't it?

772
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:00,920
And obviously, I think...

773
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,920
Better ask that, get some food in, fucking couple of meals in a week.

774
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,920
Is it?

775
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,920
Is it?

776
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,920
Fucking...

777
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,920
I feel like it's here.

778
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:14,920
Yeah, well, that's probably going to be the fucking, one of the easier ones then.

779
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,920
Someone's at the door.

780
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,920
Yeah, I think fucking, yeah, there's not much that we'd be able to do, I don't know.

781
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:30,920
I mean, I would like to do a kind of physical one, that'd be really challenging.

782
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Not that I'd be a gugging, but you have people like that, and I smash 50k runs every day, so...

783
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,920
Oh yeah, fuck that.

784
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,920
But it's having time for stuff like that anymore, with real people, real day lives.

785
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:49,920
It would be nice if we get big enough to do like, I've seen other streamers do it, where they do like 24 hours live.

786
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:58,920
It'd be great to maybe try to get the longest ever, some live podcast or whatever I've got.

787
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,920
That'd be a good one.

788
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:09,920
Yeah, I mean, I've, well, I know we haven't spoken about it, but I would like to do a live stream as a charity fundraiser.

789
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:16,920
Well, obviously, we need more of you people to like, share, subscribe and download at home.

790
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:22,920
Because obviously we'd need a bigger audience to get donations.

791
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:28,920
If it was just the people at the moment, we only got like 20 quid for six hours for a charity.

792
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,920
Don't get me wrong, 20 quid for a charity is still a fucking nice thing to do.

793
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:41,920
But we had a good following, getting loads of donations for cancer research or whatever.

794
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:50,920
So yeah, if we were going to do a world record live podcast or something, then yeah, finding it as a charity thing as well.

795
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,920
It's having a time and that.

796
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,920
We'd have to fucking see what records there are already.

797
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,920
Yeah, if it used to be YouTube, what does the answer part?

798
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,920
I mean, like, it just has to be, yeah.

799
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:06,920
Yeah, because if we're going to have a week off work to do a fucking ghost hunt or the...

800
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,920
No, sorry, go on, go on, go on.

801
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,920
No, as I said, we've got to have the week off work.

802
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:20,920
So the other thing that I used to think I'd love to do that is, is it called the cannonball run or the gunball run where you draw from New York?

803
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:21,920
Both assignment that.

804
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,920
Yeah, so I would love to get that record.

805
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,920
That's achievable.

806
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,920
You just need the right card with the right people.

807
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,920
So that'd be a great one to do as well because...

808
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,920
That could be a future special.

809
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,920
Yeah.

810
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:33,920
To get enough money to be honest.

811
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,920
You wouldn't want to rush that one though.

812
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:40,920
Because obviously, if it was just me and you, you'd be like...

813
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,920
Yeah, content of any mind.

814
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Yeah.

815
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,920
Yeah.

816
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,920
No, no, thank you for that.

817
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,920
To be fair, I am going to try that one.

818
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,920
Because actually, the summing card would be achievable.

819
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,920
Yeah, try to push your limits and just put your own eyes on it.

820
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

821
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,920
Thanks for that, Lauren.

822
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,920
Yeah, thank you.

823
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:05,920
Kevin coming and we've got an email from Carl.

824
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920
Carl E. Boy.

825
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920
All right, that's...

826
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Got a question here.

827
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:17,920
If you was to be a gladiator in the Roman days, what would be your weapon of choice?

828
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,920
Fucking...

829
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,920
Oh, here we go.

830
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:26,920
I mean, you wouldn't want one of them Malle's things where it's the fucking ball on the giant...

831
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,920
Nah, you wouldn't want to shit on it.

832
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,920
Imagine if you hit yourself.

833
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,920
That's the thing, you more or less need to fucking go like that.

834
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,920
Or you twat someone and they'll be fucking deflected with a shield.

835
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,920
And then he bounces back and it's in your fucking head.

836
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,920
Maybe like a spear, but the Spartans had.

837
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,920
No luck though.

838
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,920
But are you throwing it or you...

839
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,920
No, no, I keep it just for distance.

840
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,920
I know you can obviously dodge and if you had a sword.

841
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,920
I don't want to say a sword because it just seems like the obvious.

842
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,920
Yeah, I'd probably go for a fucking axe.

843
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,920
Like a double-ended axe.

844
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,920
Or maybe a bow and arrow.

845
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,920
But again, you're limited.

846
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,920
You've got to make sure you keep that distance from the vaulting against them, eh?

847
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:12,920
Yeah, but if we start off, you're quick enough to rip each...

848
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,920
Yeah, but we're not fucking part of a green arrow though, are we?

849
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,920
The Horde coin.

850
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,920
Yeah, yeah, Horde coin for the barb or whatever the comics.

851
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,920
No, I'm gonna go spear.

852
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,920
That was the...

853
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,920
Spare? Yeah.

854
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,920
Big difference.

855
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,920
I don't think it's called an axe, but you know when it's got the axe head on both swords.

856
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,920
Yeah.

857
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,920
So it's always got the old bat symbol on a stick and you think that because you know...

858
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,920
It's heavy though, mate.

859
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,920
Yeah, but you've got the momentum because you're holding it at the bottom.

860
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,920
You fucking give a little spinny spin.

861
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,920
Fucking 360 no luck.

862
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,920
Fucking head gun.

863
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,920
Hopefully theirs, not yours.

864
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,920
How mad is that though?

865
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,920
Imagine that now, like watching people fight to the death.

866
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,920
Yeah.

867
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,920
What a crazy thought actually.

868
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,920
Yeah, it's just extreme USC and all that really, isn't it?

869
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,920
Fucking...

870
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,920
Yeah, what real consequences.

871
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,920
You've got to know, like, if one of yous get out you've got to fucking kill the other one.

872
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,920
Fucking madness.

873
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:22,920
But even if they survived, you know, I used to send like fucking tigers or something out as well.

874
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,920
Yeah, I'm thinking if the battle was dead they'd just let the lions in.

875
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,920
This is boring me.

876
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,920
Fucking open the gates.

877
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,920
I loved that as well.

878
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,920
Yeah.

879
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,920
Can you imagine the atmosphere in the fucking old Coliseums and that?

880
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,920
Yeah, I reckon it's like VAR and even when they get like a VAR, like, they shouldn't go their way.

881
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,920
You know, because it was really tense.

882
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,920
It was really quiet.

883
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,920
Yeah, they've got the thumbs up, thumbs down.

884
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,920
Like, fuck with his head.

885
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,920
And he's in gripes.

886
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,920
Yeah.

887
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,920
You think, look, we're all religious.

888
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,920
I loved watching people get each other.

889
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,920
Loved it.

890
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,920
Fucking Catholics.

891
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,920
Weird bunch.

892
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,920
I mean, oh, oh.

893
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,920
I was never fucking...

894
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,920
Ed Wessey was also.

895
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,920
He was never official.

896
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,920
Yeah, it's just mad because obviously you got that...

897
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,920
I know we've been fucking deep in it a little bit again now.

898
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:22,920
You got to be fucking of the extreme radicals of the Islam and fucking whatever else.

899
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,920
You know, the natural terrorists.

900
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,920
We did just take a dark turn.

901
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,920
Yeah.

902
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,920
I'm still thinking about the Spiers of Barbaros, mate.

903
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,920
It's just what I'm getting at is the fucking, like, the Catholics, the Roman Catholics,

904
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,920
enjoyed watching them people get each other and that.

905
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,920
And fucking, obviously, invaded country after country.

906
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,920
What would that say?

907
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,920
Fucking come over there and kill you.

908
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,920
And then, look, it's still a thing today, really, where, look, in the religion, it's like,

909
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,920
no, don't like you, so I'm going to fucking kill you.

910
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,920
Not just Catholics, fucking, you know, as I say.

911
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,920
Just the terrorists and that.

912
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,920
Just a really touchy thing, isn't it?

913
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,920
Because, you know, you're following something that was written years ago.

914
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,920
And in a sense, it's outdated.

915
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,920
But today, it's a sort of seeing how today's life is because...

916
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:19,920
And then you tell people this, but it's got a bit of open to it.

917
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,920
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to go down.

918
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,920
Yeah, we'll say that.

919
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,920
We're not ready for that.

920
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,920
Yeah.

921
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:33,920
We'll open all of the non-believers' minds one day with our religion, with real talk.

922
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920
With real talk?

923
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:36,920
With real talk.

924
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,920
Yeah, thanks for that call.

925
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,920
Cheers, bud.

926
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:45,920
Yeah, fucking Roman gladiators.

927
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:46,920
Yeah.

928
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920
Nice going with that, Peter.

929
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,920
Well, it was just normal back then, wasn't it?

930
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,920
Yeah, man.

931
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:58,920
Plus, you know, fucking, you was in there because you was a prisoner.

932
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,920
Or you was a fucking soldier.

933
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,920
Because they used to have it so...

934
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,920
So, if I remember correctly, the water system used to come in as well.

935
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,920
They used to flood a little bit.

936
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:11,920
I suppose they could flood.

937
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,920
Yeah, I'm sure...

938
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,920
It's his way to clean all the blood up, isn't it?

939
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,920
I might be wrong in that, though.

940
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,920
But I'm sure they uncovered something where...

941
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:21,920
Yeah.

942
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,920
Well, I don't know.

943
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:25,920
Yeah.

944
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,920
Probably had the same looking architects as the pyramids, didn't they?

945
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,920
Vagans.

946
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,920
That's it.

947
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,920
Yeah, no, fucking...

948
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,920
Nice one for that call, anyway.

949
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,920
And yeah, he's know what to do anyway.

950
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,920
We say it every week.

951
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,920
We don't log to seem log with Badger in Honobé, fucking...

952
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,920
You know, sharing and all that.

953
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,920
But we do appreciate it, you know, fucking it does help as well.

954
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:54,920
We get to see who's actually interacting with us with all your emails and that.

955
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,920
So, yeah, keep him coming, fucking.

956
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,920
Mortem area.

957
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,920
I'm gonna say it makes our job easier.

958
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,920
Not that it is a job.

959
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:08,920
No, it is literally, we come here, we speak about what we want to speak about,

960
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,920
then we just wing it.

961
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,920
But it's noticed that, you know, we've said it before,

962
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,920
validation with people actually listening and enjoying and asking us questions.

963
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,920
So thank you for that.

964
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:24,920
And it gives you more of an insight of what goes on in our little brains.

965
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,920
What makes us tick.

966
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:35,920
I feel like, you know, when people on other podcasts ask questions,

967
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,920
they're like sometimes, you know,

968
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,920
What, each one again?

969
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,920
I don't know.

970
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,920
Yeah, I'm saying I don't believe some of them because it seems to fall into the format

971
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,920
that they're speaking about, does that make sense?

972
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,920
Yeah.

973
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:53,920
You know, I'm saying, I think it's produced to ask, you know, I'm sorry.

974
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,920
Because they've got the producer that looks at the emails and then they'll be like,

975
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,920
Oh, yeah, I can tie into this question from this blog email app.

976
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:06,920
So let's have this topic so we can come on to it.

977
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,920
I don't know, we'll find out when we get a producer.

978
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,920
We'll be able to do it.

979
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,920
Otherwise, it's just all fucking us.

980
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,920
Real.

981
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,920
Yeah, real waiting for that first guest.

982
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,920
Yeah.

983
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,920
Again, yeah, if he's around and you want to come on,

984
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,920
let us know.

985
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,920
Real Talking Pod at gmail.com.

986
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:35,920
On the YouTube, Real Talking Podcast and ex Twitter at action J.

987
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,920
So yeah, I think I'm not know.

988
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,920
We'll end it there and we'll see you next week.

989
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:50,920
Peace.