Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talk Podcast, your hosts Ash and
JD. So, since it's back to the shitty international break, with the football again this week,
we haven't really got any rants about football, apart from the usual suspects being back in
the team. Fair enough, Harry Maguire's paid. Obviously, I pulled no-one to the other day
and then 23 minutes before that, since the last call-up. A valid, valid call-up. Henderson's
retired, so why he's in the team, I don't know. Phillips, I think he's paid 60-something
minutes since the last one as well, but these were the years, Gareth Sopratt, and he knows
it. Wouldn't get a fucking job on the top team anyway. So, I thought we'd go on to the
next best thing, Miss Bit Boxy. So, we was on about it recently anyway, when there was
a press conference, when he was kicking off with Logan and Dylan Dannis. It's never been
out the news, has it really? There's always something going on. Yeah, but on that last
one, just as a little reminder for anyone that didn't really watch it, there's a lot
of shit-talking as always, but the highlight of it mainly was Logan getting a cake at Dylan,
and ended up throwing it at him, and then John Fiori, Tom Fiori's father, gobbling
off a lot, moaning that they're all fucking chatting shit, and it's about fight talk,
but none of it was, and then he was the one who ended up causing all the commotion by
kicking the tables and everything around him, trying to cause a fight. So, after watching
yesterday's fucking press conference, because as we are, it is tomorrow night on the 14th
of October, when the 40s, it was a bit of a shit-show again really. Yeah, because it
was the final weigh-in. No, so the weigh-in and the face-off is this afternoon. But this
was like the final press. Yeah, the final press conference. So, it seems pretty trashy,
doesn't it, in respect to a normal boxing card. It seems to be trashy the way it's approached,
obviously, the way Dylan Dallas is getting sued from Logan Paul, the way what Dylan Dallas
done to Logan Paul by these misses. It's all in our... Well, a lot of that's American,
always really, where you've only got to fucking look at someone in the wrong way, and you
can get in a lawsuit. So, yeah, the slander and whatever else that he's getting sued for,
it's jokable. Because Logan Paul's team put in the contract where... So, I can't remember
who did it. A boxer years ago just went in the ring, the bow rang, and he went out the
ring. He just basically walked out. So, basically, to get your purse, you need to be in the ring
by the bow girls. So, you can just walk out, no matter what you're getting paid. I think
his lives have changed, that he has to fight, if not a case of... Because Logan Paul's team
were worried that as soon as the bow goes, Dylan Dallas is going to just jump out of
the ring. Yeah. But I know there was... I don't know his name, but there was the replacement
sitting there waiting. Yeah, I can't remember his name. I think... Was he... I believe he's
another UFC fighter as well. But, yeah, he was there. They spoke to him a couple of times,
didn't really have much to say. He's just waiting for Dylan to back out. But he was
speaking to two of the press conference, because there is actually a lot of faults.
It seems more than usual. Yeah, well, it's working out. So, about six hours worth of
faults. Are they still doing the tag team on this shit? Back forfeit? Oh my God. The
tag team, it's just fucking... It just doesn't work, does it? Yeah. I've not watched any
of them, because you don't need to, to understand how shit's going to be. Because obviously
there's no mystery around it, how a tag team works, because we've all watched wrestling.
So once one of them is fucking getting battered, if they can, they quickly get to the corner
and fucking tag him. It'd be good if they could do a log wrestling where the tag, they
have like 10 seconds or so to gather them. So you get 10 seconds basically two on one.
Maybe not. That'd be good if that was the case. Yeah. Well, I know if they were saying yesterday,
because Dylan White always seems to fit these press conferences. And he was up on the top
tier shouting down... What's his name? What? Jerick Ta'Zorah? Might have been Ta'Zorah.
Because I know, I say he's always up them ones. Yeah, Dylan White was up them ones.
He was Ta'Zorah. Sorry. Yeah, because I say he does... He was even up the Jake Paul, Tommy
Fury one as well. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Jay. I know. To be fair, both are shit. So that's
why it's easily confused. Don't hurt me. But yeah, so he was shouting down whatever bullshit.
And so they were saying how they're already planning about changing from three minutes
to four minute rounds for the tag team ones. So that incorporates a bit of a time lapse
of the swaps in and out. Because you think it could just easily be fucking as soon as
you're in, you're tagging the other person in and then you're swapping around. So it'd
be like fucking you'll need VAR to have time on or something. It's... I've just been tacky
when I think of these like TikTok cross... Well, I was just like, social media, whatever,
because it's not just TikTok. But these crossovers, whatever you want to call them, I find them
quite tacky. I find them quite horrible to watch sometimes. Yeah, some of them are really
cringy. You can see the people that's actually taken serious and committed to it. And you
can see the people that just doing it just to get exposure, bit of an easy pay, I suppose.
But it's definitely good money because a lot of them are getting paid more than what actual
professional boxers get paid. I think actually on the last one, if this show becomes more
successful and he offered you boxing, would you take it up? Yeah, yeah. I remember the
answer was as long as we had time to actually train. Yeah, I mean... Because I wouldn't
want to just walk in, fucking... No, you had as long as everyone else had. I can't. I can't.
I'd be getting fucking knocked out in front of fucking... Yeah, but that's assuming that
whoever it is you're fighting against, he's strong enough to physically knock you out.
Do you think about some of my height and my size? They're not going to be a small guy.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they're not going to be small. I don't know what that
is. That's 15, though. That's 15. I'm sure that's 15, Stan. Yeah, they're about as many
as that. Yeah, so that's heavy. Yeah, it doesn't mean they can fucking hit though, does it?
That's true. You know, fucking... But yeah, as long as I have enough time to physically
train, then yeah, I'll do it. Fucking two months of training or three months of training
for fucking 30, 40 grand. A lot of these are just free rounds as well. Yeah. For nine
minutes. Fucking... Yeah, easy one. Fucking I'll do it. I'll smash a lot of them off as
well, to be fair. Fucking posse holes. Yeah, so starting off with the first lock of the
card, the prime card section. You know, I mean, what we got there, that's... We've actually
done a little bit of practice time for a change. Yeah. So we have got the list of fighters.
So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten fights before the co-main
and the main fights at the end. So that's 12 fights in total. The Ryan Taylor, he's
dropped out. So he swarms against Ed Matthews now. I like Ed Matthews. I can't tell you
who he is. Oh, my... On TikTok, him and his mate HHS. Oh, is he that fucking... He lives
in Dubai and that lock. Yeah, he's in Dubai, but HHS lives in Dubai. But yeah... But he's
a bit of a fucking nonsense. So he's a bit muscly. What do you mean? Oh, no, no, no.
Do you know what I'm on about though? He's fucking... So he was born and raised in India,
but come over to the UK when he was like fucking, I don't know, 12 or something. So essentially,
he was fucking chatting up 14 and 15 year old girls and he was trying to justify it,
saying that's a part of my culture. Oh, no, no, I don't know about this. Because H, he's
the one with the fucking blonde hair, he's like 40 something. No, no, HHS. Oh, probably
a bit. Yeah, so that was in Marbella. Started off, they got big, they done like live vlogs
and live streams from Marbella when I was about 18. Okay. And they got really big.
I mean, yeah. Yeah, so it's not... I do like it. And then what they do, they go on lives
with girls and chat them up. And it's funny, they're just trying to like, some of the stuff
they come out with is fucking funny. But you haven't seen him for a while, I know. But
he swarms. He won the last fight, didn't he, against that Jack Ryan, if I remember. I
think he batted him. Well, he didn't really batter him. It was just like two, three punches.
And he couldn't say that. Because I think he was meant to have been fighting again shortly.
I don't know when, but I'm sure he was meant to be fighting again anyway. Who's that? The
one that swarms beat last time. Yeah, that too was falling again. It was a real match.
It shows how much I fucking pay attention. Yeah, so Swarms was supposed to be first in
Jack Ryan or Ryan Tyler, whatever his name is. But obviously he's dropped out because
he got arrested. So now Ed Matthews is taking his place. So looking at that, Joe, what's
your prediction for Ed Matthews versus Swarms, mate? I'd just go with Swarms just because
I don't think he's done anything crazy, has he? I don't think he's had any fights as far
as I know. Well, he won't be fighting for it, will he? No, I mean, the solid de Bruyne,
it's not the most accurate because it shows the fight records and it's got Swarms as 0-0-0.
But then above it's got Ashford Webb, all the zeros as well. And yet she's got the fucking
women's lightweight championship or whatever. I hate the bouts as well. It's fucking shit.
Well, they are laughable. But yeah, so I'd go with Swarms just because I know he's had
a couple of fights. Yeah, I'd wanted Matthews to win, but no, I'm going to back him, Ed.
Come on, Shia. And then so what's the next fight? So then the next one after that is
Ashford Webb and the Brummie Villa fan, Alexia Grace. I can't stand either of these two.
They're such bags. I mean, just anything just to get traffic to the OnlyFans. I mean, I
go into the OnlyFans, it's shit as well. I mean... I can't say I've seen any of them.
No, I haven't seen any of the OnlyFans. But what I'm saying is I go into it, they're just
fucking boring as fuck. Well, most of them are anyway, aren't they? Yeah, there was all
the drama. They should have had the fights, I don't know, last month or the month before,
but they were all back and forth giving each other shit. And then on a couple of days before
the fights, they ended up wrestling each other. Yeah, and she spine busted through the table.
Yeah, straight through the table. Fucking Dave under the tables. Logan Paul had given the
fucking WWE knowledge for that one. And yeah, Ashford was fucking concussed and fucking whatever
in the back of an ambulance. Oxygen and fucking all sorts. So it's actually being continued now.
It's the fights back on. I'm sure this girl, Alexa Grice, has got no teeth. I'm sure she wears...
She's bare most of her teeth. No, no, the ones you take out completely, man.
So, Veneers. No, I think Veneers got all of you... Oh, man.
I think... Ventures. Ventures is the whole people's one.
Yeah, so they can take him out. I'm sure she... Anyway. Probably has, man. I don't know.
Ashford wear. This is what's going to happen in this fight. It's going to punch her and she's
going to keep turning in the back. Alexa Grice keeps turning in the back, right?
Yeah. I can only say Ashford will win just because, again, she's got more experience.
She's really small, that one is as well. By the way, they're both tiny, but...
Yeah. So I'm going Ashford wear down there.
Yeah. What's the next one, man? So the next one, let's say, it's strange seeing the names.
Sam Gumbly, who is SX artist, and then Deji Aruri, which, again, I know he's an artist.
I cannot think of his actual fucking name. DTG, that's his name.
Who is this? Are these YouTubers or TikToks, I mean?
To be fair, SX, he's done a lot of songs with JJ, KS on, been on with Rick Ross and fucking all
sorts. To be fair, you would know some of his songs if he was the brother of mine. Otherwise,
DTG, I haven't got a clue. Fucking... I think it's safe to say a lot of them, we won't have
a clue where they are because we're just out of that generation now. We are too old for it.
Yeah, you're not going to know everyone, are you? I mean, there's 12 fights or 24 fighters.
So, yeah, it's hard to follow everyone's group. But yeah, looking at that, I'm going to go Deji.
Go on, Deji. Well, I've only slightly leaned towards SX a little bit just because he's been
out on the ring walk several times. So he's already felt the atmosphere. Fair enough, I know it's
different actually being in the ring for a fight, but it's all I can fucking just slightly lean.
But otherwise, I can see this being a bit of a dead fight. Maybe one I'll get a lucky punch
and knock the other one out. But until then, I don't know. So then next one, again, I don't
know who the fuck these are. Chase De Moor and Frankie Love. It's another bout one. If I remember
rightly, Chase is the current winner, the current holder of these bouts. How about bouts? It's like
just the eight series in, not the eight series of the... Well, because before Misfits, they already
had the boxing scene going anyway. So it's bouts that have just continued from there.
I don't know any of these two, so I'm just going to go Chase just because he's the champion. Yeah,
he's got the bout. So that's all I can assume. And then the next one, looking a lot of people's
favourites, both sides as well, to be fair. Saul Pappé and Slim. Slim, he was never going to be
involved in any of the boxing. He was literally like last year, someone dropped out. I don't know
who he was against now, but someone dropped out. He got fucking asked if he wanted to do it. He was
like, yeah, fucking. And he ended up winning after a week's training. And he's just carried on.
He's actually not too bad with his technicality. And to be fair, he can take a fucking bit of a
beating as well. Yeah. Because Saul Pappé lost his last fight, didn't he? He did, yeah. What happened?
He just lost on points, didn't he? It was against Anthony Taylor, that was, which he's fighting
against tomorrow as well. So we'll get on to them. I mean, Saul Pappé's too, well, I suppose for me,
too flamboyant at times. I really like the way he boxes. But he's lost even more weight again.
He's an inspiration for a lot of these people. But again, I know I've said it before, if you're
earning money from just making videos, that you haven't really got to spend much time on it. You
just basically record it and pass it on to fucking your editors. So then you've got potentially 10
to 14 hours of being awake during the day to train. So yeah, I know I'd feel like still if we was at
that point. So are you having on this one, mate? It's going to be a hard one to call because I
know that Saul Pappé, he's got a good punch on him, a lot of power, but I know that Slim can
take the punch. So I think if it comes down to points, it could be Saul Pappé, but Slim's always
got that chance of just knocking him out. It's going to be a tough one. I think most people
would want Saul Pappé to win, but you can't rule out Slim. And he had a bit of a rant about that.
He was saying how he's always seen as the underdog. No one really writes him or likes him
because there was a fucking Twitter poll and it was like 70 something percent voting for
Saul Pappé. He was moaning about that. But in his way, these fucking people just have the favourites.
Before fucking this boxing lot, I didn't have a clue who either of them were.
I saw Saul Pappé do his TikToks. To be fair, I've not seen any of his TikToks anywhere.
He used to do this like, you know, the Saul Pappé. But they were different. He used to do like...
Yeah, but he still does all that because it's a part of his entrance and his celebration and that,
isn't it? So that would be a good one to watch, to be honest. I'm going to go with Saul Pappé for me.
Yeah. And then that's actually for a title. So neither of them have got the belt. So they've
made this one for them. It's a misfit middleweight title. So yeah, that'll be interesting to watch.
And now the main one that you definitely want to watch is the tag team one. So fucking Alex
Wasabi. He dropped out of his last one, or it might have been the one before. He was going to
fight KSO before. On the day that KSO did the two fights in the one night. So it was going to be
Wasabi and then Roknader at the end. That KSO did the two fights was absolutely shit.
It was. Again, he was the first one to do it. So he's always going to be in the history books for it.
This shouldn't count though. I mean, that Pereira Pineda, he was terrible. And he's supposed to be
professional as well. Well, he is, yeah. At that point he was, I think he was not.
Febben O'Neill was strong, wasn't he? No, I don't think he'd actually fucking won a fight.
Yeah. He'd had like 15 fights. So yeah, Alex Wasabi and Nick Perrette.
You know, again, Wasabi, I only know him just from fucking little bits of YouTube and then all the
the beef back and forth when he was meant to have been fighting JJ. And then Pineda, again,
he's a fucking people's favourite. I don't know what, just everyone seems to love him with-
I think it's just because he's a clown. I think it's like, I think it's a sarcastic love him.
They don't love him because he's good. They love him because he's shit. So it's like, whee.
Yeah, but he has the Undertaker's starting theme as well when he comes out.
I'm sorry, this tag team concept is a load of bollocks, isn't it? It's a load of bollocks.
Again, because that's with B. Dave. He's just sort of like a hellbent really.
But again, with that bit of the press conference, he's fucking,
he's literally just saying to Perrette, look, yeah, Sam, you want to fucking have a scrap,
but as soon as we get him, I'm just going to tag Pineda in and he's going to knock you both out.
So that's just defeating the object of having it as a tag team.
Mate, that's a bit of the easiest job there, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah. But hopefully he was saying it just to fucking mourn him up. But otherwise,
sure, there should be some sort of rules. You can't, if you're in the ring, you've got to-
Yeah, you've got to at least know your seconds or something.
Or throw a minimum number of punches. Or one change per round. So you can't, you know.
Yeah, we'll see about that. You have to laugh because Pineda still can't speak a word of
English. He's got a fucking proper hillbilly as a partner and the tag team champions as well.
Why is there a fucking belt for it? I don't know. I mean, it's not a title for it, but
yeah, it just makes you laugh. Sometimes it feels more of a mockery than it.
It does, yeah. And again, another one that doesn't speak English. Windenez Nunes.
Sorry, who are we having them for the tag team? Oh, sorry, I'm prediction.
Obviously, I think Windenez. Yeah, you just lean towards fucking Pineda
and B-Dave. Just because Pineda's an actual fucking boxer.
That's it. I've not seen
either of the other two fights. But yeah, we'll see what fucking happens with that.
And yeah, so Nunes and my mate Nafe, which is, no, Nate, not Nafe, sorry,
which is his YouTube or whatever fucking name. They were both friends.
Not physical friends beforehand. They've been speaking on Instagram and whatever,
back and forth, because Nate's over in, I think, Thailand all the time doing his videos.
And the other lad, Nunes, is Brazilian. Yeah, couldn't speak English.
But yeah, they had a polite conversation. Nate gave him a present, which was like a
load of Thailand or Korea, wherever the fuck he's been anyway, a load of sweets
and food and that from where he's been. I'm sure it was Thailand anyway. And yeah,
and it's like, yeah, got this present. He got up, give it to him, dad, a hug.
And it was like there was no, no man to stare at whatsoever. Yeah, it was like, yeah, well,
obviously I want to win, but we'll see. We'll get in the ring and hopefully I'll win.
And that was from both of them. And he's like, all right, fair enough.
So I can't see much going on with that fight really. For it to be so high up on the card
rating, you know, you'd expect one where there's nothing going to happen really to be lower down
one of the earlier fights. So considering it's, what have we been looking at, one, two,
third, fourth, before the co-main events, hopefully it's just, it's going to actually be a bit more
dry. Yeah, I think it's different when you're in the ring, because no, no. They did say that,
obviously when it comes to the ring, we won't be as friendly with each other. But yeah, I wouldn't
have a clue on. I'm going to go more on mate night then. Yeah, they've both had a fight,
but as I said, he saw that we were on, he doesn't have their actual fucking records, so I don't know.
Yeah, otherwise to be fair, Nunes did look a bit of a fucking rough cunt just from his appearance.
Plus being Brazilian, you'd expect him to know how to scrap a little bit.
So yeah, just for the sake of it, I'll go with Nunes then.
And then, was it King Kenny? King Kenny and Anthony Taylor. Again, it's another title fight.
That is misfit light heavyweight title. Now, Anthony Taylor, is he actually a professional
boxer? Because he's had loads of fights hasn't he? I think he was Jag Paul's trainer for the
Tommy Fury fight. Then he fought Tommy Fury before Jag Paul. Tommy Fury beat him.
And then he's just jumped onto the misfits. Yeah, onto this corner scene. He's not great.
He's not a great boxer. No, he's more of a character than anything. He keeps fucking
trying to see. Was he in the UFC fight or something? He might have been then. That picture he had the
gloves on then, didn't he? Same age as us, 34. Yeah, he's got the mouth. I've only seen him
just defeat Saul Poppidaw. I've not seen him win any other fights. He probably has. I don't know.
I think I'm going to go with King Kenny for all of them too. Because I like him a bit more.
Yeah, Kenny has actually got some good technical skill when it comes to the boxing.
Taylor's a bit sluggish and I think he's more power than technique. So he's got the potential
to knock him down. But Kenny, he stands out as the favourite for me. And then I can't think of
his other kids' names now. So Real Name, Nuruddin Shahbaz. It's Deans. Deans are great. Yeah,
yeah. Deans are great against Waleed Machine. This was just a lot of shit talking again.
Fucking hell. So Waleed was just sitting there taking their abuse. Deans was saying that he
did bring a present for him, but they wouldn't let me bring his sister on stage. It was kicking
off between him and his dad and his uncle. So Waleed's dad and uncle or whoever it was,
were in the fucking crowd shouting at him. But you couldn't even hear what they were trying to say.
Because Dean was just fucking gassing over the margins. He's almost, he only won the last one.
Just thought out of nowhere because he did get knocked down and then he just managed to get back
up and fucking hit him and knocked him out there. So this one's a rematch. So yeah, I don't know,
fucking hopefully just because of how much of a cocky country he is, I want Waleed to win.
I think that's sad, am I? Yeah, because literally. You always like to see the cocky ones get fucked up.
Yeah, because even that after fucking, literally just at the end of the press conference,
he was saying, yeah, I know Slim's just come out of it, but I feel like I'm always the underdog and
I'm fucking trying to give himself a sympathy, a bit of a sob story. But it's not, no, because
you're always fucking mouthing off and fucking giving it a big I am. So no one sees he was an
underdog. Maybe just probably don't know yet. You say a bit of a cunt. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely is.
Next up we got Logan Paul and Dylan Dannos. He threw, there was a bit of a bit of uproar because
obviously in the last press conference yesterday, as we did the podcast, he asked you through a
microphone at Logan Paul. Did you see that? Well, there was some bottles being thrown around.
And so Logan Paul threw a prime bottle at him, like underhand. Yeah. Yeah. And then he's just
came with another hand, like probably. I full away dashed the mic. It's cut Logan Paul underneath
his arm. Yeah. So there was unsure if that thought was going ahead. I don't know. Logan was on Twitter
saying he's trying to get it fucking called off and whatever, but he's got no chance. The thoughts
that I had. And to be fair, he fucking, did you see the clip at all? The one from getting thrown?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen several different ones as well. I can fucking, the one of them
slowed down a little bit and Logan reflexes, he fucking done quite well. How close in the speed
it was to move as much as he did because somebody looked like it didn't even touch him. But it
obviously did because there was a bit of blood drawn. But yeah, again, just a lot of shit talking.
You know, just before. This has been a lot of shit talking. Yeah. Yeah. And just be fair,
even if Dylan Dennis loses, he's won. Do you know what I mean? Because you can't come back from some
of the stuff he's pulled out. No, no. He's definitely earning the money. He should have
fought against KSI a couple of months ago, but he pulled out of that one. So this time he's actually
going to carry on. Well, as long as he does come back tomorrow, we're assuming that he is going to
because he's gone from all this aggro so far. So yeah, he's going to earn a lot of money out of it.
I know that he was again, shit posting again on Twitter. And then he was at him, saying on
free next week, give me so and so, I'll fought this again and whatever. So I think he's now that he's
got a bit of fame back around him again. He's going to try and pursue a UFC career again.
I think Logan pulled it safe. If they have a rematch in UFC. Yeah. I don't know if it's actually
been so under the grid. But not UFC, but like, you know, not in UFC. It would be on this fix again.
It wouldn't be under the Dynamo Watch UFC. Just purely down to money as well. Because, you know,
no one gets big money in the UFC still do that. I mean, Logan Paul's in fucking great shape
when they've been a wrestler. He looks a little bit smaller. Well, I was looking at him yesterday.
What do you reckon he's cut a little bit? I feel like he has. Yeah. What's that falling out?
Let's just say. I believe he is as a heavyweight, but he does not say. Yeah. Maybe is it light heavyweight?
Yeah. I mean, he's 6'2", isn't he? Logan Paul's got there. So, 6'4".
Yeah. Around 80 kilos. So I don't know what weight class that would come under then.
I mean, you'd imagine it should be the same as the KSR Fury one then as well. Yeah, you're the same.
So they're about the same. They're 40. But I'm actually looking forward to this one because,
as we say, yeah, Logo, WWE, obviously a lot of it's fake, but you've still got to be an athlete,
you know, to be able to do it. Because it's more chance of getting injured than, you know, actually
fucking the dramas of winning or losing. Because obviously there's that many different fucking moves.
You know, we won't get into Benoit's cripple of crossface fucking saga.
Proper finish in May. He finished his family.
But yeah, you know, there's just even jumping off the top rope like he has done through a person,
through a table and all that. You know, it's fucking, it's a dangerous game and it makes you
realise how serious with these, they're still classed as professionals, but these smaller
wrestlers that, you know, they literally are banging fucking fluorescent tubes off of each
other's faces, doing like what mankind used to do, fucking getting pole-drived onto fucking
like thumb tacks. I saw a clip the other day, there was literally like a fucking window
about a foot above a table and they've jumped off of a cage through the fucking, like these panes
of glass onto the table. So you've got all the fucking glass and everything that you've got.
Fucking glass and everything that you've landed on as well. And it's just, look, that's for pennies
as well, not like fucking hundreds of thousands and millions of pounds, look, these WWE styles get.
You know, so yeah, it's crazy. But yeah, I feel like Logan, he's going to win that just
because he's got more experience over the last couple of years being in the ring.
But I will, sorry, sorry, I can't answer that. Yeah, yeah, no, but obviously, yeah,
Dylan, he has got that UFC background. So you'd expect him to be able to handle the
fall to be better. I'll take it you was going to go for Dylan then? No, I think Logan will win,
but I would like Dylan to win just because I don't know what Logan Paul's about anymore.
He's just fucking, you know, it's three stages, isn't it? Where I don't like,
he likes a redemption story or something. Yeah, I think a lot of them do. But I mean, it's just,
apart, he's always been looking obviously with his fucking suicide for his fucking drama. And then,
well, it was a care sort of really pulled him back out with this fighting stuff.
And then, yeah, went down a little bit with his mishap. I don't know, he's just not paying
people straight back off. It's not, it's pocket change for him. It's good enough for him. Yeah,
it's not 1.2 million or something. So he could have just paid him straight off, but
I suppose there's legal reasons why he hasn't been able to do it straight off.
Well, yeah, that's the co-main event. So then the, well, they should have had to face off afterwards,
but because of the drama, that never happened. Yeah, they had like a post-slim. Yeah, so there
was the metal cage that was set up and then it was a perspex screen in the middle. But yeah, because
of the little bit of blood that was drawn, that was just pulled back and they never actually went
in. Even though Dylan was still there. But yeah, chaos sign Tommy. Again, I was just laughing at
that because Tommy's sitting there all smug at first and he's like, look, I'm looking you in the
eye, I'm telling you no. Jake was a better foe, so I'd never took any of it serious, but I have
been this time and come round one, he's not going to, he's going to be crawling out the ring. Then
he's changed it to round two and then it's round three. And then JJ actually comes out, which I
know it's a money thing and it's stalled to them, but it was just, it was night and day from the
fucking, the way that they were appearance. Tommy's there and just some fucking tracksuit bottoms and
a Man United kit. And then JJ is there, bright, luminous fucking green. Look, his prime bottle
green looking suits, which he's probably paid fucking thousands and thousands of pounds for,
but it just looked plain and over the top. Then he had his big prime chain on as well, which that's
not fucking a quarter of a million pounds. And yeah, he's just, he's, he's entertainment still
though, because he's, he's fucking. I don't like him. Well, yeah, I know. I think he's a right dude.
Well, I can't, I hope Tommy's absolutely knocks him out. He should though, he should because he's the
professional boxer. But it's going to be so embarrassing for him if he loses. And I mean,
now I think it's just, it's just an easy payday. I mean, I mean, I think he got five million for
falling Jack, Jack Paul. And I was getting a couple of million for doing this. Yeah. Yeah.
It'd be on at least the same anyway. Yeah. I mean, even if I can say half, 7.5 million for two fights,
you don't, you're all right. Well, yeah, yeah. You're still laughing. Um, but just for the,
the fury name needs to win. So that's what it would be funny if he doesn't actually win. Um,
but the worst part about this press, this section of the press conference was just his dad again,
gets involved too much. Yeah. Well, as I say, with the last one, the way he was moaning that,
oh, you're all chatting shit. It's, it's not about the YouTube and all this and that it's about the
fight. And then certainly he was wanting them to show up and actually talk about the fight. But
then yesterday it was literally as soon as KSI sat down, he's standing to the side, gobbling off,
gobbling off, shouting fucking, wouldn't let anyone get a word in edgewise. And it's like,
man, just chill out. Well, just let them talk, let them have the shit talk between each other.
And then fucking go on from there. But then even fucking Tommy's turn around at one point,
fucking yeah, dad, you can, you tell him, you tell him dad's and I was like, you just fucking
look like a child there. And then he's turned to the crowd and he's all, all right, who thinks
we should get a chair for my dad to sit down next to him? So no, he's not sitting next to you
because of this reason. So, you know, just tell him to shut up. Like you're not helping yourself.
You're not looking professional there. You keep trying to say that you're the big guy out and
that you're going to win and fucking knock him out within three rounds that it was at the end. But
just turn around and say, dad, I've got him in it. You know, let me just fucking be me.
But he's, he's trying to fucking avoid the fury name too much. At least he come across that way
yesterday. And then JJ is coming out with the sparring partners. He's like, you're not taking
me seriously. You fucking, you've sparred against people that are at the end of the careers and
fucking have never done anything. They're weak people. So you've not taken me serious. You're
lying. And he didn't even know the names of any of the people that have been sparring. So it's
questionable whether he has taken it as seriously as what it's claimed. So yeah, I think broadly,
it is the most, like definitely needed to be the main card just because of how hot-talked it is.
Because it's not the end of the world, as you say, but it's more career damaging for Tommy than it
is JJ. I don't know, because then Misfits kind of saw his feet. Yeah, he's not a part of it,
well, ownership boys. He was, you know, his business idea. And then essentially, I think
he's more of a solo partner with it, but he's definitely involved with it. But, you know,
this is a kid that started off literally just shouting over his videos playing FIFA, did a
little bit of music before fucking his actual number one songs and all that. But he's still got
enough to pull back on. Obviously he's with the Sidemen. He's got a good fucking music career
behind him as well. And it doesn't matter. He can always turn around and say, yeah, well,
I'm not a professional boxer. I should have got battered. Which he will say if he does lose. Yeah,
yeah, he's going to have to. So it's going to be harder for Tommy, because if he does lose,
then he can't carry on with professional fights. No, I think he could. He could, but he's not going
to be as big as what he's saying he's going to be. Because I wouldn't be surprised if Tommy loses.
He must have rematch clause. I think if Tommy loses, because if Tommy wins, he's fighting like
a boy. I know he says that he would knock him out as well. Yeah, because that bit of beef has been
going back and forth for years. But Tommy dodged the pair of them for fucking years anyway.
Because I remember with the Jake Paul, Tommy Ford, he was... But overall it was a good career
choice because he maximised his money for it. He's had to do it, because at the end of the day,
he's still mostly popular. Other than being a fury, he's mostly popular. For Love Island,
Mali Ma is in his misses. And then there's a lot of videos out there, him fucking
cheating on his misses. Mali Ma? Yeah, yeah. So one that I saw, I don't know,
it's AZ and RB for us or something. He was in a knockoff anyway. And there was two girls there
and he's like, yeah, yeah, fucking on Tommy. And then he takes his top off and fuck you.
Then he ends up walking off with the pair of them. Yeah, I've heard other stories and that as well.
I don't know if it actually did make a new story that didn't come out. Obviously they've got a
child together. Yeah, it's... Try to keep up in the house. Yeah, yeah. I don't have enough time to
keep up with my own love, let alone fucking... Mali Ma is. Yeah, Mali Ma is fucking up.
And they called the kid Bambi as well. I wouldn't be surprised. It's going to be a new drawing.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, to be fair. I've got a lot of running around to do in the morning,
so I might end up having to take a power nap before. Because I think it's from like six o'clock
is when it's all starting, UK time. So they're expecting the final fights before 12.
So I'm guessing they're expecting like 11 o'clock fucking ring walk maybe.
So yeah, I'm probably going to be a bit tired. We're going to start drinking as early as I
like to on a weekend. But that's a main problem. I suppose it's better than when it's over in
log Abbe Dabbe or whatever in the fall. It's at four o'clock in the morning. Fucking eight then.
Abbe Dabbe was really early. Was he really? I'm sure it was. Well, when it's in Vegas,
it's fucking stupid. Yeah, well, we are. Remember we watched... I was... Because I watched Ricky Aston
documentary. Yeah, and do you remember? Yeah, back at mine. Yeah. That's the thing, when it's in
Vegas, it is like literally four o'clock ring walk time. Well, I don't see why it has to be...
Well, even when it's in the UK and it's, you know, like at 10 o'clock or four and that long,
I don't see why it has to be so late. Because especially when it's a Saturday.
It's just so you can make a damn here, I suppose. Yeah, but everyone's fucking...
Look, when it's a fight at Wembley, for example, or well again, you know, anywhere in Vegas and that,
the British, I suppose it is just the British mentality that's coming out of me. It's just
everyone's drinking all day and then you go into it. And then you fucking... That lagging,
you don't even remember it, like being at the voice. You can imagine how many fucking... I think
the Brits actually do that. Plus it's sort of, you know, you go out to London for the day,
get some food. You know what you're doing on the North, you don't have to plan ahead,
go back to your hotel. Yeah, if you're being sensed. I think you make a day. But when you're
but when it literally is you're on the fucking pot all day, you know, it's the British thing,
same as with the football and that as well. When it's on lights, everyone's drinking all day and
you're looking, you end up having more thoughts. Yeah, well, a little sad story. I told Jadidis,
I went for a pub lunch because we were talking about the British mentality and then
we went for a pub lunch. We were looking at about two o'clock and there was these old boys there.
I was like, oh, there was about 40, 50, you know, that age. You know, and then...
Middle-aged, though, isn't it? Yeah, the younger lad, like obviously there's about six of them,
and then the younger lad, the group, he's obviously arrived, like comes over and goes,
you OK, boys? And I was laughing. It was just sad mentality, don't you think?
Well, yeah. And so it's top tier joke. What it is, because...
Like banter, sorry. Because obviously I text you straight back,
that guy gets you. Fucking, you know, I did it racing myself. I was driving, saw my brother,
I was like, OK, boy. Fucking, I'll give him a little beep as well. You know, that's just
fucking old school banter that is. Fucking, there's not an awful bit around those guys.
So, yeah, four o'clock tomorrow. Hopefully, overall, I'm expecting it to be a good afternoon.
Yeah, I just hope it's not trashy, because I keep saying after I watch one of these events,
I am watching them again. I am watching them again. I end up watching them.
Well, yeah, you get hooked in just because of all this shit talking.
But yeah, hopefully it is. We'll see soon enough, anyway. The
weighing in the face off is this afternoon as we're recording at the moment. So I'll watch that.
And if anything fucking interesting happens, I'm sure we'll talk about it next week.
And we can obviously see how we got right and wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. So we've gone on about the fucking misfits for long enough now.
So let's get into a couple of emails that we've got.
Favorite part.
Yeah. So let's save that one for a minute.
It's fucking.
Who we got? Who we got?
So we've got Gursy here again.
Sorry, all this fucking phone doesn't load and everything got proper.
Rose. So hi guys. Are you Gursy?
So in need of a little advice. Oh, Ashley's getting ready now.
So I've been out on a couple of little dates with this lad, not a puppy.
No little ragdoll then. I like him, but he's been a bit OTT.
So over the top. So probably not.
Yeah, I thought it was like a spelling mistake. I was looking at it all confused.
So being over the top, like a lot of messages and mushy stuff.
How do I tell him to calm down a bit about upsetting him in advance?
Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?
If you've got something you've got ready to say, go on then. Honestly, just honesty with him.
Just be honest because you don't want to set it up wrong where you feel like you can't engage in a
proper conversation. Just be honest. Just say, you know, just tell him how you feel.
Like you don't have to get mushy or if you're not there, just say it to him. I'm not there.
Just be honest. I mean, no one wants to get lied to or dragged along.
So I would just be honest and be like, look, I'm not going to get it wrong.
I'm not saying you don't have to go your way over the top.
Obviously you can word it better in a way that suits you more and your relationship more.
But I would honestly just be honest with him.
And just obviously you want to start what could be a relationship.
I know you've done just having a few days with him, but obviously you like him enough
to message us, to ask for a voice. Because obviously you want it to go the right way.
And obviously this is something that's maybe splintering off and you're thinking,
I don't know if this is not so much the right path to carry on.
Just it's an igloo. I get it. Just be honest. I mean, that way there's always communication.
Don't rely. That's me.
Well, yeah. Sorry.
Oh, it's also real advice there.
Yeah, real. And also thank you for the email. We do it from, we do it honestly.
So what I would say is firstly, tell him to start listening to the podcast as well.
Because then he's going to hear the advice directly.
No, that'd be worse though, because then he'd be like, you can speak them about it.
Yeah.
And get a ruined voice.
Yeah.
I don't know, mate. I don't know.
I feel like this is a golden move here.
If you do do what J.D. is saying, can he just give us an email in here? What happened actually?
That'd be fucking brilliant.
Yeah. Yeah. Get him to listen. Get him to give his thoughts on it.
Unless he starts crying and we don't want to hear that bullshit.
But yeah, no, just be honest with him at first and just say, look, you're being a bit full on.
Let's just fucking tone it back a bit. You know, I don't need, I'm assuming he's fucking not
sending kisses on the fucking tether.
Yeah, just being like, I'm at home. I can't wait to be with you.
Yeah.
See you again.
Just tell him to slow it down.
But that happens at first. It does eventually slow it down. But I suppose it must be happening
as she's put it over the top. Look, it's more than she wants.
It's more than she wants. I think it's a bit of an age thing as well, because when we were,
you know, younger, I wasn't too bad with it. But yeah, I do a little bit of that with the texting.
When I first got with the missus, I fucking nicked it all in the bud straight away.
I can't be texting all day. I haven't got time for that.
I don't send kisses on texts or fucking anything.
I just went out of that fucking mentality and fucking lovey dovey stuff before I got with the missus.
Yeah, but this person who's cursed is obviously one of the day friends with.
That might be him as a person, aren't you? As a whole. That might, he might be over the top.
He might not do it down. So.
Yeah. I'm shedding everyone's blood. That was just me being me because of fucking missus.
Being a man.
That's experiences. But it's that and fucking. There was too many times where if I did anything
slightly like that, then it would give the wrong impression.
So I fucking, the amount of times that there's fucking girls assuming that we're in a full
blown relationship, just because I've sent a couple of text messages,
you're fucking a little bit out of hand at one point.
Well, that's another story for Top Shagga fucking segments. But yeah, just fucking.
Tell him to just ease it off a little bit. You know, tell him you appreciate fucking.
Well, if you do appreciate what he's trying to get at, just tell him just to hold it back.
Just say, look, you know, I want to carry on seeing you and see where this goes,
but we need to just fucking ease off this mushy shit.
That's not what I like. Communication is key. No matter where you are in a relationship,
wherever you're at the beginning, you know, whether you've been together five years,
10 years, it's just all about communication. So you might as well start off on the right path.
Yeah. Yeah.
So it doesn't happen down the line where it's aggressively gets,
I say even more over the top. So, you know, then it gets more, more overbearing for yourself.
So just have the conversation, just say however you would word it and just say, look,
I appreciate it. I love that you do this, but it sometimes a bit, a bit too much,
a bit overwhelming sometimes because I don't know how, I don't know how right to react.
I don't want to say the wrong thing that leads you on. I don't want to say too little and think
I'm not where you are at. So just honestly, communication is good.
Yeah. And then, yeah. And then, yeah, if I don't know what the lads name is,
but if you're actually listening at this moment, you haven't turned it off or started crying or
whatever, you're still listening. I know he is. I would fucking love it. I would rather,
don't get me wrong, I'd love to take my voice, but I'd rather, I'd rather he take JD's advice
and listen to the podcast, just to listen to our responses and see which one she went with.
Well, this is a direct message for him. If he's listening, just as the old saying goes,
treat him mean, keep him keen. Now I'm not saying start giving her a fucking slap.
Just ignore her for an hour or something. You don't have to respond straight away.
Just make it seem like you're a bit busy, but you've still got time for her.
And then. But I hope Kirsten doing that thing where, you know, when they leave you like,
I'm red and you're like, I know you've been on your phone. I can, because that winds me up.
Yeah, that's annoying. As long as you're not doing that to him, Kirsten, I think you'll be fine.
Thank you. I'm guessing she's not though, since if he's texting too much and she's finding it
overwhelming, then I'm guessing it's not because she's not texting back. But yeah, it's a, you know,
get him to listen to the podcast. Listen to the podcast, listen to the real voice. I'm sure he'd
be happy that you've went down this path for them, followed JD's advice. Just randomly go, you know,
there's a podcast. I think you're perfect for it. Yeah. Hopefully that's a new subscriber for us.
Yeah. An extra download a week. Yeah. And then if I'm going to call him Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, you are
listening. Jeff, who does? He wasn't as Jeff, but yeah, hopefully that's not the case. Jesus.
Fucking you might need to escape from it. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff, you are listening and you want to
give your daughter the story. Oh, that'd be perfect. Email us in realtalkingpod at gmail.com
or you can tweet us, ex us at at ashenjd or drop a comment on the YouTube. Yeah. Real Talking Pod.
Yeah. So hopefully that helps you anyway, Chris. We do appreciate your email and if you don't get
him to listen or if he chooses not to listen, let us know what the sketch is. Fuck you.
You email us back in and say what's happened after this situation. That's if you do listen
to either of us, you know, it's probably already fucking ended by now. Um, but we can't all be that
optimistic. Uh, right now we'll finish it on this one from Mark Jones. Another story. Got another
little fucking story. Yeah. Fucking little stretch for this. Um, all right lads. Uh, all right Mark.
Mark. So apparently the soap eating is a common thing. Well, kind of. Uh, I was speaking to a
colleague, didn't say I was sending stories to a podcast. That's probably fucking a good fucking
shout there because it, well, surely if that was to fucking come out, you'd get in some sort of.
Well, then again, it's like if it's a common thing, it's and he's, he's his real name. Yeah.
He's just reading my name. Mike. Oh, but I'm sorry. Yeah. But like, yeah, if you're sending in
stories to do with your job, surely you're going to get a bit of a fucking yellow card about it.
But yeah. Um, well, whereas, uh, speaking to a colleague, yeah, didn't say I was sending stories
to a podcast, but he said where he used to work, they would down shampoo and shower gel almost like
a drinking game. I don't know what's wrong with people. Uh, someone do it for shits and giggles,
what literally shits. Yeah. If the soap's giving you a shit soap, uh, shampoo and that is any,
others were forced as a punishment of sorts. So yeah, a lot of stupid people out there.
Oh, I just don't, I don't get it. Yeah. Again, is it, is it because it's younger people or something?
Cause I wouldn't imagine, you know, I don't know how long it's been a thing for.
It's a, it's a weird, I kind of half understand as a punishment, but then he's at a punishment.
I can't physically abuse you. I can't stab you or whatever. So I'm going to fucking force this
shampoo down your neck. Or is it like a fee for punishment? You know, when you fucking, you get
bats and you have to do a Facebook site or something. Or maybe it's one of them. And you know, like,
if you do eat, obviously you get pulled into the hospital ward or whatever. So you like, you might
get better food or something there. Because you see these videos. There must be a benefit to do it.
But just then just for doing it. It's just people are just fucking stupid. It's like
that stupid trend a couple of years ago when they were eating the toy parts.
Toy parts. Toy parts. It's Americans fucking washing tablets. So like Ariel. Yeah. They were
fucking eating them and it was like making them fucking like ill. Yeah. Like fucking really ill.
So yeah, I think surely it's fucking younger people that are doing this. I don't know.
Doing it for the fucking crap. Oh God. Also, how does this become a thing? I always like stuff like
this. Like who was like, do this. And then it's a forfeit and now that's become a thing. I don't
know. Any trend starts. I don't know. There's loads of little tricks. Did you know like for blue
tack they use toothpaste? So you know, to put pictures on. But to take the blue tack back up?
No, no. So I don't know. Obviously not. I have blue tack in prison. Oh sorry. Yeah. So sorry.
Yeah. So sometimes I thought it was a fucking like if I've got a poster on me fucking bed
and then toothpaste to take it off. I'm sorry. Just in terms of the jail. So I'm sorry. Because
obviously we spoke about before some of the stuff. The cooking, the Kelo's there and everything.
Obviously. I don't know. I put toothpaste on it and stick it to the wall and the axe. Yeah. I can't
say I'm surprised because if you haven't put the lid back on your toothpaste properly, it does sort
of go sticky and a bit hard. So yeah. I'm just saying because obviously there's a lot of little.
When it comes, I know it's a different one. It is a different one. Yeah. So then yeah.
You can put that into fucking everything. A prime example is one that I tell customers a lot.
So like your stainless steel fridges, appliances, your coker hoods and that.
So renowned for getting fingerprints on. But if you get baby oil and fucking rub it in like
essentially the same as polishing shoes. So wipe those stainless steel surfaces with baby oil.
That gets rid of the fucking fingerprints and prevents it from being longer. But who figured
that out in the first place? Oh, I'll run out of soapy water. This baby oil is wet. Let's use that.
How do people think of these things? And you can go further back. Who thought that chicken's just
dropped that brown thing out of its arse hole? I wonder what happens if I stick this over some heat.
Again, cows milking. Oh, well that little cow is drinking that. So I can drink that then.
What? Just mad. Fucking evolution, ain't it? Science. Real talk. Science.
Right. He's still got half an email there. So quick story anyway. During visitation the other day,
I noticed some strange facial expressions on one of the lads sitting at a table with his partner.
So as I moved around to get a better look, I noticed he was receiving a foot rub.
His lady had popped her trainers off and was massaging his knob over his trousers.
Safe to say I abruptly stopped them and he's no longer my friend.
Yeah, well he wouldn't be. The first woman to touch him with your eyes. Well, I don't know how long he's been in for.
So obviously it's not the same one that's getting the reach around. Mate, that'd be brilliant if he was.
I'd be even better if he was. Oh god, the same one just getting stuffed over by my boy at the top.
All I want to do is cum. Yeah, he's just got to keep the cup blocking him.
Very good kid.
Foot rubs, I know we've spoken about fetishes before and I thought.
So she's fucking, like at least been foot slapping around a bit. So her feet, socks,
trainers, they're gonna be fucking stinking a bit. Unless she just drove. Yeah, but still,
like there's gonna be a certain amount of time that those socks and trainers have been worn.
Some people love it. And he's fucking. We was gonna buy these kinks, you know.
But then look, so he's gonna be in a situation then. He's fucking just spunked and he's gonna
fucking, surely it's gonna be a noticeable fucking spunk patch on his fucking trousers. How's he
gonna fucking get away with that? Mom, you just don't care. Get to that point where you just don't care.
You just want it needed. I don't know, man. Some people are fucking just weird. Yeah, just the foot
rub in general. Look, the climaxing, you know, we all need a fucking an actual foot massage from
time to time, you know, fucking release a bit of tension, but not that kind of fucking tension.
Some people love it, mate. Some people might prefer it with the feet.
But fucking. But people buy. People suck. So people love it. I know, I know.
I think we're just too vanilla to fucking enjoy stuff like that. It's a weird, well,
it's mental. Absolutely mental. Appreciate it, Mog. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, you know what to do to
send in another story. Let us know if he's the same, lads. He'd be brilliant if he was.
Yeah, just full on cock plucked all the time. He'd be fucking great. Like he's the one getting
one as well. Yeah. Fingering his own asshole. Getting a fucking foot rub. It's strange.
Well, yeah, we've got that one friend that I know that he'd fucking, I bet he's all over it and
a fucking getting it all the time. Horrible madness. Yeah, appreciate it. Yeah, thank you.
I mean, yeah, keep them coming. Fucking, I'll drop the links and that again, because the
fucking camera just didn't want to work last week, even though I thought it had.
So there was only the audio last week and we had the little sponsor of Keymento. Key-ma-mento.
Key-ma-mento. So I'll drop those links in the description again and I will put the pictures
of the keyrings over the YouTube video as well. They'll be floating around in a couple of different
places to be fair. So if you're watching and you're fucking off, well, okay, fucking off.
Because last week's was a big fucking big tongue. Hopefully that's all of the fucking
technical issues over with again for a little while. But yeah, if not, there'll be another
apology. So hopefully you've enjoyed. Don't forget to like, share, subscribe and all that
fucking shit. He's know what to do. He's just been doing it enough. But the ones that do the
meat, we appreciate it. And any final words Ash? No, I just thank you again for your emails and
you know, they make the show worth a while. We'll have some validation I suppose. But yeah, no,
thank you for everyone who listens and then just make sure you download please. Just every little
helps. Yeah. And in the wise words of Ady G, keep it real. We'll see you later.