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Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talk Podcast, your hosts Ash and

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JD. So, since it's back to the shitty international break, with the football again this week,

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we haven't really got any rants about football, apart from the usual suspects being back in

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the team. Fair enough, Harry Maguire's paid. Obviously, I pulled no-one to the other day

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and then 23 minutes before that, since the last call-up. A valid, valid call-up. Henderson's

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retired, so why he's in the team, I don't know. Phillips, I think he's paid 60-something

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minutes since the last one as well, but these were the years, Gareth Sopratt, and he knows

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it. Wouldn't get a fucking job on the top team anyway. So, I thought we'd go on to the

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next best thing, Miss Bit Boxy. So, we was on about it recently anyway, when there was

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a press conference, when he was kicking off with Logan and Dylan Dannis. It's never been

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out the news, has it really? There's always something going on. Yeah, but on that last

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one, just as a little reminder for anyone that didn't really watch it, there's a lot

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of shit-talking as always, but the highlight of it mainly was Logan getting a cake at Dylan,

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and ended up throwing it at him, and then John Fiori, Tom Fiori's father, gobbling

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off a lot, moaning that they're all fucking chatting shit, and it's about fight talk,

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but none of it was, and then he was the one who ended up causing all the commotion by

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kicking the tables and everything around him, trying to cause a fight. So, after watching

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yesterday's fucking press conference, because as we are, it is tomorrow night on the 14th

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of October, when the 40s, it was a bit of a shit-show again really. Yeah, because it

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was the final weigh-in. No, so the weigh-in and the face-off is this afternoon. But this

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was like the final press. Yeah, the final press conference. So, it seems pretty trashy,

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doesn't it, in respect to a normal boxing card. It seems to be trashy the way it's approached,

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obviously, the way Dylan Dallas is getting sued from Logan Paul, the way what Dylan Dallas

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done to Logan Paul by these misses. It's all in our... Well, a lot of that's American,

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always really, where you've only got to fucking look at someone in the wrong way, and you

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can get in a lawsuit. So, yeah, the slander and whatever else that he's getting sued for,

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it's jokable. Because Logan Paul's team put in the contract where... So, I can't remember

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who did it. A boxer years ago just went in the ring, the bow rang, and he went out the

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ring. He just basically walked out. So, basically, to get your purse, you need to be in the ring

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by the bow girls. So, you can just walk out, no matter what you're getting paid. I think

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his lives have changed, that he has to fight, if not a case of... Because Logan Paul's team

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were worried that as soon as the bow goes, Dylan Dallas is going to just jump out of

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the ring. Yeah. But I know there was... I don't know his name, but there was the replacement

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sitting there waiting. Yeah, I can't remember his name. I think... Was he... I believe he's

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another UFC fighter as well. But, yeah, he was there. They spoke to him a couple of times,

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didn't really have much to say. He's just waiting for Dylan to back out. But he was

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speaking to two of the press conference, because there is actually a lot of faults.

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It seems more than usual. Yeah, well, it's working out. So, about six hours worth of

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faults. Are they still doing the tag team on this shit? Back forfeit? Oh my God. The

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tag team, it's just fucking... It just doesn't work, does it? Yeah. I've not watched any

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of them, because you don't need to, to understand how shit's going to be. Because obviously

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there's no mystery around it, how a tag team works, because we've all watched wrestling.

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So once one of them is fucking getting battered, if they can, they quickly get to the corner

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and fucking tag him. It'd be good if they could do a log wrestling where the tag, they

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have like 10 seconds or so to gather them. So you get 10 seconds basically two on one.

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Maybe not. That'd be good if that was the case. Yeah. Well, I know if they were saying yesterday,

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because Dylan White always seems to fit these press conferences. And he was up on the top

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tier shouting down... What's his name? What? Jerick Ta'Zorah? Might have been Ta'Zorah.

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Because I know, I say he's always up them ones. Yeah, Dylan White was up them ones.

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He was Ta'Zorah. Sorry. Yeah, because I say he does... He was even up the Jake Paul, Tommy

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Fury one as well. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Jay. I know. To be fair, both are shit. So that's

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why it's easily confused. Don't hurt me. But yeah, so he was shouting down whatever bullshit.

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And so they were saying how they're already planning about changing from three minutes

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to four minute rounds for the tag team ones. So that incorporates a bit of a time lapse

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of the swaps in and out. Because you think it could just easily be fucking as soon as

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you're in, you're tagging the other person in and then you're swapping around. So it'd

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be like fucking you'll need VAR to have time on or something. It's... I've just been tacky

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when I think of these like TikTok cross... Well, I was just like, social media, whatever,

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because it's not just TikTok. But these crossovers, whatever you want to call them, I find them

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quite tacky. I find them quite horrible to watch sometimes. Yeah, some of them are really

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cringy. You can see the people that's actually taken serious and committed to it. And you

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can see the people that just doing it just to get exposure, bit of an easy pay, I suppose.

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But it's definitely good money because a lot of them are getting paid more than what actual

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professional boxers get paid. I think actually on the last one, if this show becomes more

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successful and he offered you boxing, would you take it up? Yeah, yeah. I remember the

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answer was as long as we had time to actually train. Yeah, I mean... Because I wouldn't

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want to just walk in, fucking... No, you had as long as everyone else had. I can't. I can't.

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I'd be getting fucking knocked out in front of fucking... Yeah, but that's assuming that

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whoever it is you're fighting against, he's strong enough to physically knock you out.

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Do you think about some of my height and my size? They're not going to be a small guy.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they're not going to be small. I don't know what that

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is. That's 15, though. That's 15. I'm sure that's 15, Stan. Yeah, they're about as many

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as that. Yeah, so that's heavy. Yeah, it doesn't mean they can fucking hit though, does it?

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That's true. You know, fucking... But yeah, as long as I have enough time to physically

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train, then yeah, I'll do it. Fucking two months of training or three months of training

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for fucking 30, 40 grand. A lot of these are just free rounds as well. Yeah. For nine

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minutes. Fucking... Yeah, easy one. Fucking I'll do it. I'll smash a lot of them off as

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well, to be fair. Fucking posse holes. Yeah, so starting off with the first lock of the

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card, the prime card section. You know, I mean, what we got there, that's... We've actually

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done a little bit of practice time for a change. Yeah. So we have got the list of fighters.

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So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten fights before the co-main

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and the main fights at the end. So that's 12 fights in total. The Ryan Taylor, he's

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dropped out. So he swarms against Ed Matthews now. I like Ed Matthews. I can't tell you

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who he is. Oh, my... On TikTok, him and his mate HHS. Oh, is he that fucking... He lives

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in Dubai and that lock. Yeah, he's in Dubai, but HHS lives in Dubai. But yeah... But he's

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a bit of a fucking nonsense. So he's a bit muscly. What do you mean? Oh, no, no, no.

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Do you know what I'm on about though? He's fucking... So he was born and raised in India,

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but come over to the UK when he was like fucking, I don't know, 12 or something. So essentially,

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he was fucking chatting up 14 and 15 year old girls and he was trying to justify it,

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saying that's a part of my culture. Oh, no, no, I don't know about this. Because H, he's

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the one with the fucking blonde hair, he's like 40 something. No, no, HHS. Oh, probably

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a bit. Yeah, so that was in Marbella. Started off, they got big, they done like live vlogs

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and live streams from Marbella when I was about 18. Okay. And they got really big.

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I mean, yeah. Yeah, so it's not... I do like it. And then what they do, they go on lives

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with girls and chat them up. And it's funny, they're just trying to like, some of the stuff

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they come out with is fucking funny. But you haven't seen him for a while, I know. But

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he swarms. He won the last fight, didn't he, against that Jack Ryan, if I remember. I

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think he batted him. Well, he didn't really batter him. It was just like two, three punches.

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And he couldn't say that. Because I think he was meant to have been fighting again shortly.

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I don't know when, but I'm sure he was meant to be fighting again anyway. Who's that? The

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one that swarms beat last time. Yeah, that too was falling again. It was a real match.

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It shows how much I fucking pay attention. Yeah, so Swarms was supposed to be first in

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Jack Ryan or Ryan Tyler, whatever his name is. But obviously he's dropped out because

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he got arrested. So now Ed Matthews is taking his place. So looking at that, Joe, what's

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your prediction for Ed Matthews versus Swarms, mate? I'd just go with Swarms just because

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I don't think he's done anything crazy, has he? I don't think he's had any fights as far

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as I know. Well, he won't be fighting for it, will he? No, I mean, the solid de Bruyne,

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it's not the most accurate because it shows the fight records and it's got Swarms as 0-0-0.

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But then above it's got Ashford Webb, all the zeros as well. And yet she's got the fucking

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women's lightweight championship or whatever. I hate the bouts as well. It's fucking shit.

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Well, they are laughable. But yeah, so I'd go with Swarms just because I know he's had

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a couple of fights. Yeah, I'd wanted Matthews to win, but no, I'm going to back him, Ed.

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Come on, Shia. And then so what's the next fight? So then the next one after that is

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Ashford Webb and the Brummie Villa fan, Alexia Grace. I can't stand either of these two.

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They're such bags. I mean, just anything just to get traffic to the OnlyFans. I mean, I

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go into the OnlyFans, it's shit as well. I mean... I can't say I've seen any of them.

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No, I haven't seen any of the OnlyFans. But what I'm saying is I go into it, they're just

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fucking boring as fuck. Well, most of them are anyway, aren't they? Yeah, there was all

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the drama. They should have had the fights, I don't know, last month or the month before,

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but they were all back and forth giving each other shit. And then on a couple of days before

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the fights, they ended up wrestling each other. Yeah, and she spine busted through the table.

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Yeah, straight through the table. Fucking Dave under the tables. Logan Paul had given the

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fucking WWE knowledge for that one. And yeah, Ashford was fucking concussed and fucking whatever

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in the back of an ambulance. Oxygen and fucking all sorts. So it's actually being continued now.

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It's the fights back on. I'm sure this girl, Alexa Grice, has got no teeth. I'm sure she wears...

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She's bare most of her teeth. No, no, the ones you take out completely, man.

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So, Veneers. No, I think Veneers got all of you... Oh, man.

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I think... Ventures. Ventures is the whole people's one.

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Yeah, so they can take him out. I'm sure she... Anyway. Probably has, man. I don't know.

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Ashford wear. This is what's going to happen in this fight. It's going to punch her and she's

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going to keep turning in the back. Alexa Grice keeps turning in the back, right?

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Yeah. I can only say Ashford will win just because, again, she's got more experience.

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She's really small, that one is as well. By the way, they're both tiny, but...

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Yeah. So I'm going Ashford wear down there.

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Yeah. What's the next one, man? So the next one, let's say, it's strange seeing the names.

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Sam Gumbly, who is SX artist, and then Deji Aruri, which, again, I know he's an artist.

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I cannot think of his actual fucking name. DTG, that's his name.

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Who is this? Are these YouTubers or TikToks, I mean?

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To be fair, SX, he's done a lot of songs with JJ, KS on, been on with Rick Ross and fucking all

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sorts. To be fair, you would know some of his songs if he was the brother of mine. Otherwise,

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DTG, I haven't got a clue. Fucking... I think it's safe to say a lot of them, we won't have

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a clue where they are because we're just out of that generation now. We are too old for it.

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Yeah, you're not going to know everyone, are you? I mean, there's 12 fights or 24 fighters.

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So, yeah, it's hard to follow everyone's group. But yeah, looking at that, I'm going to go Deji.

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Go on, Deji. Well, I've only slightly leaned towards SX a little bit just because he's been

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out on the ring walk several times. So he's already felt the atmosphere. Fair enough, I know it's

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different actually being in the ring for a fight, but it's all I can fucking just slightly lean.

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But otherwise, I can see this being a bit of a dead fight. Maybe one I'll get a lucky punch

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and knock the other one out. But until then, I don't know. So then next one, again, I don't

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know who the fuck these are. Chase De Moor and Frankie Love. It's another bout one. If I remember

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rightly, Chase is the current winner, the current holder of these bouts. How about bouts? It's like

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just the eight series in, not the eight series of the... Well, because before Misfits, they already

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had the boxing scene going anyway. So it's bouts that have just continued from there.

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I don't know any of these two, so I'm just going to go Chase just because he's the champion. Yeah,

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he's got the bout. So that's all I can assume. And then the next one, looking a lot of people's

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favourites, both sides as well, to be fair. Saul Pappé and Slim. Slim, he was never going to be

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involved in any of the boxing. He was literally like last year, someone dropped out. I don't know

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who he was against now, but someone dropped out. He got fucking asked if he wanted to do it. He was

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like, yeah, fucking. And he ended up winning after a week's training. And he's just carried on.

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He's actually not too bad with his technicality. And to be fair, he can take a fucking bit of a

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beating as well. Yeah. Because Saul Pappé lost his last fight, didn't he? He did, yeah. What happened?

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He just lost on points, didn't he? It was against Anthony Taylor, that was, which he's fighting

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against tomorrow as well. So we'll get on to them. I mean, Saul Pappé's too, well, I suppose for me,

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too flamboyant at times. I really like the way he boxes. But he's lost even more weight again.

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He's an inspiration for a lot of these people. But again, I know I've said it before, if you're

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earning money from just making videos, that you haven't really got to spend much time on it. You

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just basically record it and pass it on to fucking your editors. So then you've got potentially 10

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to 14 hours of being awake during the day to train. So yeah, I know I'd feel like still if we was at

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that point. So are you having on this one, mate? It's going to be a hard one to call because I

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know that Saul Pappé, he's got a good punch on him, a lot of power, but I know that Slim can

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take the punch. So I think if it comes down to points, it could be Saul Pappé, but Slim's always

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got that chance of just knocking him out. It's going to be a tough one. I think most people

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would want Saul Pappé to win, but you can't rule out Slim. And he had a bit of a rant about that.

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He was saying how he's always seen as the underdog. No one really writes him or likes him

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because there was a fucking Twitter poll and it was like 70 something percent voting for

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Saul Pappé. He was moaning about that. But in his way, these fucking people just have the favourites.

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Before fucking this boxing lot, I didn't have a clue who either of them were.

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I saw Saul Pappé do his TikToks. To be fair, I've not seen any of his TikToks anywhere.

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He used to do this like, you know, the Saul Pappé. But they were different. He used to do like...

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Yeah, but he still does all that because it's a part of his entrance and his celebration and that,

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isn't it? So that would be a good one to watch, to be honest. I'm going to go with Saul Pappé for me.

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Yeah. And then that's actually for a title. So neither of them have got the belt. So they've

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made this one for them. It's a misfit middleweight title. So yeah, that'll be interesting to watch.

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And now the main one that you definitely want to watch is the tag team one. So fucking Alex

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Wasabi. He dropped out of his last one, or it might have been the one before. He was going to

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fight KSO before. On the day that KSO did the two fights in the one night. So it was going to be

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Wasabi and then Roknader at the end. That KSO did the two fights was absolutely shit.

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It was. Again, he was the first one to do it. So he's always going to be in the history books for it.

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This shouldn't count though. I mean, that Pereira Pineda, he was terrible. And he's supposed to be

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professional as well. Well, he is, yeah. At that point he was, I think he was not.

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Febben O'Neill was strong, wasn't he? No, I don't think he'd actually fucking won a fight.

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Yeah. He'd had like 15 fights. So yeah, Alex Wasabi and Nick Perrette.

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You know, again, Wasabi, I only know him just from fucking little bits of YouTube and then all the

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the beef back and forth when he was meant to have been fighting JJ. And then Pineda, again,

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he's a fucking people's favourite. I don't know what, just everyone seems to love him with-

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I think it's just because he's a clown. I think it's like, I think it's a sarcastic love him.

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They don't love him because he's good. They love him because he's shit. So it's like, whee.

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Yeah, but he has the Undertaker's starting theme as well when he comes out.

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I'm sorry, this tag team concept is a load of bollocks, isn't it? It's a load of bollocks.

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Again, because that's with B. Dave. He's just sort of like a hellbent really.

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But again, with that bit of the press conference, he's fucking,

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he's literally just saying to Perrette, look, yeah, Sam, you want to fucking have a scrap,

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but as soon as we get him, I'm just going to tag Pineda in and he's going to knock you both out.

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So that's just defeating the object of having it as a tag team.

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Mate, that's a bit of the easiest job there, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah. But hopefully he was saying it just to fucking mourn him up. But otherwise,

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sure, there should be some sort of rules. You can't, if you're in the ring, you've got to-

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Yeah, you've got to at least know your seconds or something.

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Or throw a minimum number of punches. Or one change per round. So you can't, you know.

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Yeah, we'll see about that. You have to laugh because Pineda still can't speak a word of

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English. He's got a fucking proper hillbilly as a partner and the tag team champions as well.

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Why is there a fucking belt for it? I don't know. I mean, it's not a title for it, but

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yeah, it just makes you laugh. Sometimes it feels more of a mockery than it.

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It does, yeah. And again, another one that doesn't speak English. Windenez Nunes.

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Sorry, who are we having them for the tag team? Oh, sorry, I'm prediction.

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Obviously, I think Windenez. Yeah, you just lean towards fucking Pineda

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and B-Dave. Just because Pineda's an actual fucking boxer.

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That's it. I've not seen

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either of the other two fights. But yeah, we'll see what fucking happens with that.

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And yeah, so Nunes and my mate Nafe, which is, no, Nate, not Nafe, sorry,

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which is his YouTube or whatever fucking name. They were both friends.

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Not physical friends beforehand. They've been speaking on Instagram and whatever,

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back and forth, because Nate's over in, I think, Thailand all the time doing his videos.

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And the other lad, Nunes, is Brazilian. Yeah, couldn't speak English.

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But yeah, they had a polite conversation. Nate gave him a present, which was like a

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load of Thailand or Korea, wherever the fuck he's been anyway, a load of sweets

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and food and that from where he's been. I'm sure it was Thailand anyway. And yeah,

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and it's like, yeah, got this present. He got up, give it to him, dad, a hug.

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And it was like there was no, no man to stare at whatsoever. Yeah, it was like, yeah, well,

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obviously I want to win, but we'll see. We'll get in the ring and hopefully I'll win.

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And that was from both of them. And he's like, all right, fair enough.

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So I can't see much going on with that fight really. For it to be so high up on the card

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rating, you know, you'd expect one where there's nothing going to happen really to be lower down

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one of the earlier fights. So considering it's, what have we been looking at, one, two,

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third, fourth, before the co-main events, hopefully it's just, it's going to actually be a bit more

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dry. Yeah, I think it's different when you're in the ring, because no, no. They did say that,

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obviously when it comes to the ring, we won't be as friendly with each other. But yeah, I wouldn't

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have a clue on. I'm going to go more on mate night then. Yeah, they've both had a fight,

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but as I said, he saw that we were on, he doesn't have their actual fucking records, so I don't know.

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Yeah, otherwise to be fair, Nunes did look a bit of a fucking rough cunt just from his appearance.

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Plus being Brazilian, you'd expect him to know how to scrap a little bit.

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So yeah, just for the sake of it, I'll go with Nunes then.

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And then, was it King Kenny? King Kenny and Anthony Taylor. Again, it's another title fight.

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That is misfit light heavyweight title. Now, Anthony Taylor, is he actually a professional

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boxer? Because he's had loads of fights hasn't he? I think he was Jag Paul's trainer for the

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Tommy Fury fight. Then he fought Tommy Fury before Jag Paul. Tommy Fury beat him.

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And then he's just jumped onto the misfits. Yeah, onto this corner scene. He's not great.

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He's not a great boxer. No, he's more of a character than anything. He keeps fucking

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trying to see. Was he in the UFC fight or something? He might have been then. That picture he had the

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gloves on then, didn't he? Same age as us, 34. Yeah, he's got the mouth. I've only seen him

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just defeat Saul Poppidaw. I've not seen him win any other fights. He probably has. I don't know.

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I think I'm going to go with King Kenny for all of them too. Because I like him a bit more.

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Yeah, Kenny has actually got some good technical skill when it comes to the boxing.

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Taylor's a bit sluggish and I think he's more power than technique. So he's got the potential

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to knock him down. But Kenny, he stands out as the favourite for me. And then I can't think of

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his other kids' names now. So Real Name, Nuruddin Shahbaz. It's Deans. Deans are great. Yeah,

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yeah. Deans are great against Waleed Machine. This was just a lot of shit talking again.

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Fucking hell. So Waleed was just sitting there taking their abuse. Deans was saying that he

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did bring a present for him, but they wouldn't let me bring his sister on stage. It was kicking

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off between him and his dad and his uncle. So Waleed's dad and uncle or whoever it was,

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were in the fucking crowd shouting at him. But you couldn't even hear what they were trying to say.

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Because Dean was just fucking gassing over the margins. He's almost, he only won the last one.

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Just thought out of nowhere because he did get knocked down and then he just managed to get back

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up and fucking hit him and knocked him out there. So this one's a rematch. So yeah, I don't know,

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fucking hopefully just because of how much of a cocky country he is, I want Waleed to win.

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I think that's sad, am I? Yeah, because literally. You always like to see the cocky ones get fucked up.

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Yeah, because even that after fucking, literally just at the end of the press conference,

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he was saying, yeah, I know Slim's just come out of it, but I feel like I'm always the underdog and

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I'm fucking trying to give himself a sympathy, a bit of a sob story. But it's not, no, because

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you're always fucking mouthing off and fucking giving it a big I am. So no one sees he was an

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underdog. Maybe just probably don't know yet. You say a bit of a cunt. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely is.

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Next up we got Logan Paul and Dylan Dannos. He threw, there was a bit of a bit of uproar because

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obviously in the last press conference yesterday, as we did the podcast, he asked you through a

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microphone at Logan Paul. Did you see that? Well, there was some bottles being thrown around.

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And so Logan Paul threw a prime bottle at him, like underhand. Yeah. Yeah. And then he's just

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came with another hand, like probably. I full away dashed the mic. It's cut Logan Paul underneath

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his arm. Yeah. So there was unsure if that thought was going ahead. I don't know. Logan was on Twitter

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saying he's trying to get it fucking called off and whatever, but he's got no chance. The thoughts

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that I had. And to be fair, he fucking, did you see the clip at all? The one from getting thrown?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen several different ones as well. I can fucking, the one of them

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slowed down a little bit and Logan reflexes, he fucking done quite well. How close in the speed

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it was to move as much as he did because somebody looked like it didn't even touch him. But it

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obviously did because there was a bit of blood drawn. But yeah, again, just a lot of shit talking.

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You know, just before. This has been a lot of shit talking. Yeah. Yeah. And just be fair,

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even if Dylan Dennis loses, he's won. Do you know what I mean? Because you can't come back from some

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of the stuff he's pulled out. No, no. He's definitely earning the money. He should have

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fought against KSI a couple of months ago, but he pulled out of that one. So this time he's actually

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going to carry on. Well, as long as he does come back tomorrow, we're assuming that he is going to

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because he's gone from all this aggro so far. So yeah, he's going to earn a lot of money out of it.

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I know that he was again, shit posting again on Twitter. And then he was at him, saying on

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free next week, give me so and so, I'll fought this again and whatever. So I think he's now that he's

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got a bit of fame back around him again. He's going to try and pursue a UFC career again.

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I think Logan pulled it safe. If they have a rematch in UFC. Yeah. I don't know if it's actually

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been so under the grid. But not UFC, but like, you know, not in UFC. It would be on this fix again.

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It wouldn't be under the Dynamo Watch UFC. Just purely down to money as well. Because, you know,

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no one gets big money in the UFC still do that. I mean, Logan Paul's in fucking great shape

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when they've been a wrestler. He looks a little bit smaller. Well, I was looking at him yesterday.

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What do you reckon he's cut a little bit? I feel like he has. Yeah. What's that falling out?

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Let's just say. I believe he is as a heavyweight, but he does not say. Yeah. Maybe is it light heavyweight?

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Yeah. I mean, he's 6'2", isn't he? Logan Paul's got there. So, 6'4".

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Yeah. Around 80 kilos. So I don't know what weight class that would come under then.

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I mean, you'd imagine it should be the same as the KSR Fury one then as well. Yeah, you're the same.

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So they're about the same. They're 40. But I'm actually looking forward to this one because,

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as we say, yeah, Logo, WWE, obviously a lot of it's fake, but you've still got to be an athlete,

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you know, to be able to do it. Because it's more chance of getting injured than, you know, actually

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fucking the dramas of winning or losing. Because obviously there's that many different fucking moves.

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You know, we won't get into Benoit's cripple of crossface fucking saga.

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Proper finish in May. He finished his family.

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But yeah, you know, there's just even jumping off the top rope like he has done through a person,

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through a table and all that. You know, it's fucking, it's a dangerous game and it makes you

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realise how serious with these, they're still classed as professionals, but these smaller

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wrestlers that, you know, they literally are banging fucking fluorescent tubes off of each

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other's faces, doing like what mankind used to do, fucking getting pole-drived onto fucking

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like thumb tacks. I saw a clip the other day, there was literally like a fucking window

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about a foot above a table and they've jumped off of a cage through the fucking, like these panes

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of glass onto the table. So you've got all the fucking glass and everything that you've got.

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Fucking glass and everything that you've landed on as well. And it's just, look, that's for pennies

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as well, not like fucking hundreds of thousands and millions of pounds, look, these WWE styles get.

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You know, so yeah, it's crazy. But yeah, I feel like Logan, he's going to win that just

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because he's got more experience over the last couple of years being in the ring.

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But I will, sorry, sorry, I can't answer that. Yeah, yeah, no, but obviously, yeah,

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Dylan, he has got that UFC background. So you'd expect him to be able to handle the

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fall to be better. I'll take it you was going to go for Dylan then? No, I think Logan will win,

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but I would like Dylan to win just because I don't know what Logan Paul's about anymore.

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He's just fucking, you know, it's three stages, isn't it? Where I don't like,

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he likes a redemption story or something. Yeah, I think a lot of them do. But I mean, it's just,

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apart, he's always been looking obviously with his fucking suicide for his fucking drama. And then,

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well, it was a care sort of really pulled him back out with this fighting stuff.

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And then, yeah, went down a little bit with his mishap. I don't know, he's just not paying

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people straight back off. It's not, it's pocket change for him. It's good enough for him. Yeah,

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it's not 1.2 million or something. So he could have just paid him straight off, but

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I suppose there's legal reasons why he hasn't been able to do it straight off.

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Well, yeah, that's the co-main event. So then the, well, they should have had to face off afterwards,

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but because of the drama, that never happened. Yeah, they had like a post-slim. Yeah, so there

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was the metal cage that was set up and then it was a perspex screen in the middle. But yeah, because

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of the little bit of blood that was drawn, that was just pulled back and they never actually went

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in. Even though Dylan was still there. But yeah, chaos sign Tommy. Again, I was just laughing at

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that because Tommy's sitting there all smug at first and he's like, look, I'm looking you in the

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eye, I'm telling you no. Jake was a better foe, so I'd never took any of it serious, but I have

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been this time and come round one, he's not going to, he's going to be crawling out the ring. Then

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he's changed it to round two and then it's round three. And then JJ actually comes out, which I

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know it's a money thing and it's stalled to them, but it was just, it was night and day from the

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fucking, the way that they were appearance. Tommy's there and just some fucking tracksuit bottoms and

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a Man United kit. And then JJ is there, bright, luminous fucking green. Look, his prime bottle

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green looking suits, which he's probably paid fucking thousands and thousands of pounds for,

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but it just looked plain and over the top. Then he had his big prime chain on as well, which that's

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not fucking a quarter of a million pounds. And yeah, he's just, he's, he's entertainment still

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though, because he's, he's fucking. I don't like him. Well, yeah, I know. I think he's a right dude.

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Well, I can't, I hope Tommy's absolutely knocks him out. He should though, he should because he's the

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professional boxer. But it's going to be so embarrassing for him if he loses. And I mean,

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now I think it's just, it's just an easy payday. I mean, I mean, I think he got five million for

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falling Jack, Jack Paul. And I was getting a couple of million for doing this. Yeah. Yeah.

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It'd be on at least the same anyway. Yeah. I mean, even if I can say half, 7.5 million for two fights,

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you don't, you're all right. Well, yeah, yeah. You're still laughing. Um, but just for the,

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the fury name needs to win. So that's what it would be funny if he doesn't actually win. Um,

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but the worst part about this press, this section of the press conference was just his dad again,

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gets involved too much. Yeah. Well, as I say, with the last one, the way he was moaning that,

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oh, you're all chatting shit. It's, it's not about the YouTube and all this and that it's about the

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fight. And then certainly he was wanting them to show up and actually talk about the fight. But

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then yesterday it was literally as soon as KSI sat down, he's standing to the side, gobbling off,

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gobbling off, shouting fucking, wouldn't let anyone get a word in edgewise. And it's like,

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man, just chill out. Well, just let them talk, let them have the shit talk between each other.

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And then fucking go on from there. But then even fucking Tommy's turn around at one point,

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fucking yeah, dad, you can, you tell him, you tell him dad's and I was like, you just fucking

365
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:04,240
look like a child there. And then he's turned to the crowd and he's all, all right, who thinks

366
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:08,800
we should get a chair for my dad to sit down next to him? So no, he's not sitting next to you

367
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:14,800
because of this reason. So, you know, just tell him to shut up. Like you're not helping yourself.

368
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:19,200
You're not looking professional there. You keep trying to say that you're the big guy out and

369
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,440
that you're going to win and fucking knock him out within three rounds that it was at the end. But

370
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,240
just turn around and say, dad, I've got him in it. You know, let me just fucking be me.

371
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:35,200
But he's, he's trying to fucking avoid the fury name too much. At least he come across that way

372
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:41,760
yesterday. And then JJ is coming out with the sparring partners. He's like, you're not taking

373
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:47,200
me seriously. You fucking, you've sparred against people that are at the end of the careers and

374
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,400
fucking have never done anything. They're weak people. So you've not taken me serious. You're

375
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:58,320
lying. And he didn't even know the names of any of the people that have been sparring. So it's

376
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:06,480
questionable whether he has taken it as seriously as what it's claimed. So yeah, I think broadly,

377
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:12,160
it is the most, like definitely needed to be the main card just because of how hot-talked it is.

378
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:19,280
Because it's not the end of the world, as you say, but it's more career damaging for Tommy than it

379
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:25,040
is JJ. I don't know, because then Misfits kind of saw his feet. Yeah, he's not a part of it,

380
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:31,680
well, ownership boys. He was, you know, his business idea. And then essentially, I think

381
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:37,680
he's more of a solo partner with it, but he's definitely involved with it. But, you know,

382
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:43,600
this is a kid that started off literally just shouting over his videos playing FIFA, did a

383
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:51,200
little bit of music before fucking his actual number one songs and all that. But he's still got

384
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:57,680
enough to pull back on. Obviously he's with the Sidemen. He's got a good fucking music career

385
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:04,480
behind him as well. And it doesn't matter. He can always turn around and say, yeah, well,

386
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,800
I'm not a professional boxer. I should have got battered. Which he will say if he does lose. Yeah,

387
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:16,880
yeah, he's going to have to. So it's going to be harder for Tommy, because if he does lose,

388
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:24,400
then he can't carry on with professional fights. No, I think he could. He could, but he's not going

389
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:32,640
to be as big as what he's saying he's going to be. Because I wouldn't be surprised if Tommy loses.

390
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,880
He must have rematch clause. I think if Tommy loses, because if Tommy wins, he's fighting like

391
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:48,000
a boy. I know he says that he would knock him out as well. Yeah, because that bit of beef has been

392
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,480
going back and forth for years. But Tommy dodged the pair of them for fucking years anyway.

393
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,200
Because I remember with the Jake Paul, Tommy Ford, he was... But overall it was a good career

394
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,760
choice because he maximised his money for it. He's had to do it, because at the end of the day,

395
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:09,600
he's still mostly popular. Other than being a fury, he's mostly popular. For Love Island,

396
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:16,800
Mali Ma is in his misses. And then there's a lot of videos out there, him fucking

397
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:25,840
cheating on his misses. Mali Ma? Yeah, yeah. So one that I saw, I don't know,

398
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,240
it's AZ and RB for us or something. He was in a knockoff anyway. And there was two girls there

399
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:34,400
and he's like, yeah, yeah, fucking on Tommy. And then he takes his top off and fuck you.

400
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:41,440
Then he ends up walking off with the pair of them. Yeah, I've heard other stories and that as well.

401
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:47,840
I don't know if it actually did make a new story that didn't come out. Obviously they've got a

402
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:56,000
child together. Yeah, it's... Try to keep up in the house. Yeah, yeah. I don't have enough time to

403
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:02,480
keep up with my own love, let alone fucking... Mali Ma is. Yeah, Mali Ma is fucking up.

404
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,800
And they called the kid Bambi as well. I wouldn't be surprised. It's going to be a new drawing.

405
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:15,200
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, to be fair. I've got a lot of running around to do in the morning,

406
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:22,080
so I might end up having to take a power nap before. Because I think it's from like six o'clock

407
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:29,280
is when it's all starting, UK time. So they're expecting the final fights before 12.

408
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,560
So I'm guessing they're expecting like 11 o'clock fucking ring walk maybe.

409
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:41,280
So yeah, I'm probably going to be a bit tired. We're going to start drinking as early as I

410
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:48,000
like to on a weekend. But that's a main problem. I suppose it's better than when it's over in

411
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,560
log Abbe Dabbe or whatever in the fall. It's at four o'clock in the morning. Fucking eight then.

412
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:58,000
Abbe Dabbe was really early. Was he really? I'm sure it was. Well, when it's in Vegas,

413
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000
it's fucking stupid. Yeah, well, we are. Remember we watched... I was... Because I watched Ricky Aston

414
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:08,320
documentary. Yeah, and do you remember? Yeah, back at mine. Yeah. That's the thing, when it's in

415
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:14,560
Vegas, it is like literally four o'clock ring walk time. Well, I don't see why it has to be...

416
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,960
Well, even when it's in the UK and it's, you know, like at 10 o'clock or four and that long,

417
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,800
I don't see why it has to be so late. Because especially when it's a Saturday.

418
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,400
It's just so you can make a damn here, I suppose. Yeah, but everyone's fucking...

419
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,280
Look, when it's a fight at Wembley, for example, or well again, you know, anywhere in Vegas and that,

420
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:38,080
the British, I suppose it is just the British mentality that's coming out of me. It's just

421
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:43,120
everyone's drinking all day and then you go into it. And then you fucking... That lagging,

422
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:48,320
you don't even remember it, like being at the voice. You can imagine how many fucking... I think

423
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:54,160
the Brits actually do that. Plus it's sort of, you know, you go out to London for the day,

424
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,120
get some food. You know what you're doing on the North, you don't have to plan ahead,

425
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:02,800
go back to your hotel. Yeah, if you're being sensed. I think you make a day. But when you're

426
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:10,640
but when it literally is you're on the fucking pot all day, you know, it's the British thing,

427
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:15,520
same as with the football and that as well. When it's on lights, everyone's drinking all day and

428
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:22,320
you're looking, you end up having more thoughts. Yeah, well, a little sad story. I told Jadidis,

429
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:28,400
I went for a pub lunch because we were talking about the British mentality and then

430
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:33,200
we went for a pub lunch. We were looking at about two o'clock and there was these old boys there.

431
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:38,480
I was like, oh, there was about 40, 50, you know, that age. You know, and then...

432
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,240
Middle-aged, though, isn't it? Yeah, the younger lad, like obviously there's about six of them,

433
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,920
and then the younger lad, the group, he's obviously arrived, like comes over and goes,

434
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:51,040
you OK, boys? And I was laughing. It was just sad mentality, don't you think?

435
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:55,280
Well, yeah. And so it's top tier joke. What it is, because...

436
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,040
Like banter, sorry. Because obviously I text you straight back,

437
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:05,280
that guy gets you. Fucking, you know, I did it racing myself. I was driving, saw my brother,

438
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,840
I was like, OK, boy. Fucking, I'll give him a little beep as well. You know, that's just

439
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,680
fucking old school banter that is. Fucking, there's not an awful bit around those guys.

440
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:22,640
So, yeah, four o'clock tomorrow. Hopefully, overall, I'm expecting it to be a good afternoon.

441
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,280
Yeah, I just hope it's not trashy, because I keep saying after I watch one of these events,

442
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,560
I am watching them again. I am watching them again. I end up watching them.

443
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,760
Well, yeah, you get hooked in just because of all this shit talking.

444
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:42,160
But yeah, hopefully it is. We'll see soon enough, anyway. The

445
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:50,480
weighing in the face off is this afternoon as we're recording at the moment. So I'll watch that.

446
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,800
And if anything fucking interesting happens, I'm sure we'll talk about it next week.

447
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,120
And we can obviously see how we got right and wrong.

448
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:08,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. So we've gone on about the fucking misfits for long enough now.

449
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:14,000
So let's get into a couple of emails that we've got.

450
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,720
Favorite part.

451
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,840
Yeah. So let's save that one for a minute.

452
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,800
It's fucking.

453
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,040
Who we got? Who we got?

454
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,960
So we've got Gursy here again.

455
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,320
Sorry, all this fucking phone doesn't load and everything got proper.

456
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,960
Rose. So hi guys. Are you Gursy?

457
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,720
So in need of a little advice. Oh, Ashley's getting ready now.

458
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,840
So I've been out on a couple of little dates with this lad, not a puppy.

459
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:51,280
No little ragdoll then. I like him, but he's been a bit OTT.

460
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280
So over the top. So probably not.

461
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,800
Yeah, I thought it was like a spelling mistake. I was looking at it all confused.

462
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,120
So being over the top, like a lot of messages and mushy stuff.

463
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:08,000
How do I tell him to calm down a bit about upsetting him in advance?

464
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,400
Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?

465
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:16,960
If you've got something you've got ready to say, go on then. Honestly, just honesty with him.

466
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:22,000
Just be honest because you don't want to set it up wrong where you feel like you can't engage in a

467
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,240
proper conversation. Just be honest. Just say, you know, just tell him how you feel.

468
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:30,080
Like you don't have to get mushy or if you're not there, just say it to him. I'm not there.

469
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,560
Just be honest. I mean, no one wants to get lied to or dragged along.

470
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,960
So I would just be honest and be like, look, I'm not going to get it wrong.

471
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,000
I'm not saying you don't have to go your way over the top.

472
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,560
Obviously you can word it better in a way that suits you more and your relationship more.

473
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,320
But I would honestly just be honest with him.

474
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,440
And just obviously you want to start what could be a relationship.

475
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,280
I know you've done just having a few days with him, but obviously you like him enough

476
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:02,560
to message us, to ask for a voice. Because obviously you want it to go the right way.

477
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,160
And obviously this is something that's maybe splintering off and you're thinking,

478
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,160
I don't know if this is not so much the right path to carry on.

479
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:15,200
Just it's an igloo. I get it. Just be honest. I mean, that way there's always communication.

480
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,200
Don't rely. That's me.

481
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,840
Well, yeah. Sorry.

482
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,200
Oh, it's also real advice there.

483
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,880
Yeah, real. And also thank you for the email. We do it from, we do it honestly.

484
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,560
So what I would say is firstly, tell him to start listening to the podcast as well.

485
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,360
Because then he's going to hear the advice directly.

486
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:40,560
No, that'd be worse though, because then he'd be like, you can speak them about it.

487
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:40,800
Yeah.

488
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,000
And get a ruined voice.

489
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,240
Yeah.

490
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,480
I don't know, mate. I don't know.

491
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,960
I feel like this is a golden move here.

492
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,560
If you do do what J.D. is saying, can he just give us an email in here? What happened actually?

493
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,240
That'd be fucking brilliant.

494
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:57,760
Yeah. Yeah. Get him to listen. Get him to give his thoughts on it.

495
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,120
Unless he starts crying and we don't want to hear that bullshit.

496
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,680
But yeah, no, just be honest with him at first and just say, look, you're being a bit full on.

497
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:12,160
Let's just fucking tone it back a bit. You know, I don't need, I'm assuming he's fucking not

498
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,880
sending kisses on the fucking tether.

499
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,680
Yeah, just being like, I'm at home. I can't wait to be with you.

500
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,320
Yeah.

501
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,200
See you again.

502
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,400
Just tell him to slow it down.

503
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:24,880
But that happens at first. It does eventually slow it down. But I suppose it must be happening

504
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,240
as she's put it over the top. Look, it's more than she wants.

505
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:34,320
It's more than she wants. I think it's a bit of an age thing as well, because when we were,

506
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:40,480
you know, younger, I wasn't too bad with it. But yeah, I do a little bit of that with the texting.

507
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,960
When I first got with the missus, I fucking nicked it all in the bud straight away.

508
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,400
I can't be texting all day. I haven't got time for that.

509
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,680
I don't send kisses on texts or fucking anything.

510
00:47:51,680 --> 00:48:02,400
I just went out of that fucking mentality and fucking lovey dovey stuff before I got with the missus.

511
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:07,600
Yeah, but this person who's cursed is obviously one of the day friends with.

512
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,800
That might be him as a person, aren't you? As a whole. That might, he might be over the top.

513
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,800
He might not do it down. So.

514
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:20,800
Yeah. I'm shedding everyone's blood. That was just me being me because of fucking missus.

515
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,840
Being a man.

516
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:28,480
That's experiences. But it's that and fucking. There was too many times where if I did anything

517
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,520
slightly like that, then it would give the wrong impression.

518
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:39,040
So I fucking, the amount of times that there's fucking girls assuming that we're in a full

519
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,480
blown relationship, just because I've sent a couple of text messages,

520
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,880
you're fucking a little bit out of hand at one point.

521
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:52,640
Well, that's another story for Top Shagga fucking segments. But yeah, just fucking.

522
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,200
Tell him to just ease it off a little bit. You know, tell him you appreciate fucking.

523
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:03,600
Well, if you do appreciate what he's trying to get at, just tell him just to hold it back.

524
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,720
Just say, look, you know, I want to carry on seeing you and see where this goes,

525
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:13,360
but we need to just fucking ease off this mushy shit.

526
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,360
That's not what I like. Communication is key. No matter where you are in a relationship,

527
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,960
wherever you're at the beginning, you know, whether you've been together five years,

528
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:26,000
10 years, it's just all about communication. So you might as well start off on the right path.

529
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,960
Yeah. Yeah.

530
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,840
So it doesn't happen down the line where it's aggressively gets,

531
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:36,960
I say even more over the top. So, you know, then it gets more, more overbearing for yourself.

532
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:42,960
So just have the conversation, just say however you would word it and just say, look,

533
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:49,840
I appreciate it. I love that you do this, but it sometimes a bit, a bit too much,

534
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,160
a bit overwhelming sometimes because I don't know how, I don't know how right to react.

535
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,240
I don't want to say the wrong thing that leads you on. I don't want to say too little and think

536
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,120
I'm not where you are at. So just honestly, communication is good.

537
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah. And then, yeah. And then, yeah, if I don't know what the lads name is,

538
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,880
but if you're actually listening at this moment, you haven't turned it off or started crying or

539
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,760
whatever, you're still listening. I know he is. I would fucking love it. I would rather,

540
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:25,040
don't get me wrong, I'd love to take my voice, but I'd rather, I'd rather he take JD's advice

541
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,800
and listen to the podcast, just to listen to our responses and see which one she went with.

542
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:38,080
Well, this is a direct message for him. If he's listening, just as the old saying goes,

543
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,640
treat him mean, keep him keen. Now I'm not saying start giving her a fucking slap.

544
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:48,960
Just ignore her for an hour or something. You don't have to respond straight away.

545
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,600
Just make it seem like you're a bit busy, but you've still got time for her.

546
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,560
And then. But I hope Kirsten doing that thing where, you know, when they leave you like,

547
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:04,960
I'm red and you're like, I know you've been on your phone. I can, because that winds me up.

548
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:10,000
Yeah, that's annoying. As long as you're not doing that to him, Kirsten, I think you'll be fine.

549
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:17,360
Thank you. I'm guessing she's not though, since if he's texting too much and she's finding it

550
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:24,560
overwhelming, then I'm guessing it's not because she's not texting back. But yeah, it's a, you know,

551
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,480
get him to listen to the podcast. Listen to the podcast, listen to the real voice. I'm sure he'd

552
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:34,240
be happy that you've went down this path for them, followed JD's advice. Just randomly go, you know,

553
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:40,640
there's a podcast. I think you're perfect for it. Yeah. Hopefully that's a new subscriber for us.

554
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:46,960
Yeah. An extra download a week. Yeah. And then if I'm going to call him Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, you are

555
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:56,000
listening. Jeff, who does? He wasn't as Jeff, but yeah, hopefully that's not the case. Jesus.

556
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:02,400
Fucking you might need to escape from it. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff, you are listening and you want to

557
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:08,000
give your daughter the story. Oh, that'd be perfect. Email us in realtalkingpod at gmail.com

558
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:18,000
or you can tweet us, ex us at at ashenjd or drop a comment on the YouTube. Yeah. Real Talking Pod.

559
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:27,440
Yeah. So hopefully that helps you anyway, Chris. We do appreciate your email and if you don't get

560
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,880
him to listen or if he chooses not to listen, let us know what the sketch is. Fuck you.

561
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:37,360
You email us back in and say what's happened after this situation. That's if you do listen

562
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:43,520
to either of us, you know, it's probably already fucking ended by now. Um, but we can't all be that

563
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:52,240
optimistic. Uh, right now we'll finish it on this one from Mark Jones. Another story. Got another

564
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:59,360
little fucking story. Yeah. Fucking little stretch for this. Um, all right lads. Uh, all right Mark.

565
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:07,600
Mark. So apparently the soap eating is a common thing. Well, kind of. Uh, I was speaking to a

566
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:13,920
colleague, didn't say I was sending stories to a podcast. That's probably fucking a good fucking

567
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:21,040
shout there because it, well, surely if that was to fucking come out, you'd get in some sort of.

568
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:26,560
Well, then again, it's like if it's a common thing, it's and he's, he's his real name. Yeah.

569
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:32,080
He's just reading my name. Mike. Oh, but I'm sorry. Yeah. But like, yeah, if you're sending in

570
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:36,560
stories to do with your job, surely you're going to get a bit of a fucking yellow card about it.

571
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:42,720
But yeah. Um, well, whereas, uh, speaking to a colleague, yeah, didn't say I was sending stories

572
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:50,080
to a podcast, but he said where he used to work, they would down shampoo and shower gel almost like

573
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:58,160
a drinking game. I don't know what's wrong with people. Uh, someone do it for shits and giggles,

574
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:03,520
what literally shits. Yeah. If the soap's giving you a shit soap, uh, shampoo and that is any,

575
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:10,160
others were forced as a punishment of sorts. So yeah, a lot of stupid people out there.

576
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:17,360
Oh, I just don't, I don't get it. Yeah. Again, is it, is it because it's younger people or something?

577
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,920
Cause I wouldn't imagine, you know, I don't know how long it's been a thing for.

578
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:30,960
It's a, it's a weird, I kind of half understand as a punishment, but then he's at a punishment.

579
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,800
I can't physically abuse you. I can't stab you or whatever. So I'm going to fucking force this

580
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:41,360
shampoo down your neck. Or is it like a fee for punishment? You know, when you fucking, you get

581
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:45,280
bats and you have to do a Facebook site or something. Or maybe it's one of them. And you know, like,

582
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,760
if you do eat, obviously you get pulled into the hospital ward or whatever. So you like, you might

583
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:57,360
get better food or something there. Because you see these videos. There must be a benefit to do it.

584
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:04,880
But just then just for doing it. It's just people are just fucking stupid. It's like

585
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,640
that stupid trend a couple of years ago when they were eating the toy parts.

586
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:16,880
Toy parts. Toy parts. It's Americans fucking washing tablets. So like Ariel. Yeah. They were

587
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:22,960
fucking eating them and it was like making them fucking like ill. Yeah. Like fucking really ill.

588
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:27,360
So yeah, I think surely it's fucking younger people that are doing this. I don't know.

589
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:32,240
Doing it for the fucking crap. Oh God. Also, how does this become a thing? I always like stuff like

590
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:38,320
this. Like who was like, do this. And then it's a forfeit and now that's become a thing. I don't

591
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:45,120
know. Any trend starts. I don't know. There's loads of little tricks. Did you know like for blue

592
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:51,040
tack they use toothpaste? So you know, to put pictures on. But to take the blue tack back up?

593
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,120
No, no. So I don't know. Obviously not. I have blue tack in prison. Oh sorry. Yeah. So sorry.

594
00:55:55,120 --> 00:56:00,080
Yeah. So sometimes I thought it was a fucking like if I've got a poster on me fucking bed

595
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,320
and then toothpaste to take it off. I'm sorry. Just in terms of the jail. So I'm sorry. Because

596
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,920
obviously we spoke about before some of the stuff. The cooking, the Kelo's there and everything.

597
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:14,400
Obviously. I don't know. I put toothpaste on it and stick it to the wall and the axe. Yeah. I can't

598
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:20,160
say I'm surprised because if you haven't put the lid back on your toothpaste properly, it does sort

599
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:25,840
of go sticky and a bit hard. So yeah. I'm just saying because obviously there's a lot of little.

600
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,400
When it comes, I know it's a different one. It is a different one. Yeah. So then yeah.

601
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:37,040
You can put that into fucking everything. A prime example is one that I tell customers a lot.

602
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:42,400
So like your stainless steel fridges, appliances, your coker hoods and that.

603
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:53,360
So renowned for getting fingerprints on. But if you get baby oil and fucking rub it in like

604
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:59,120
essentially the same as polishing shoes. So wipe those stainless steel surfaces with baby oil.

605
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,440
That gets rid of the fucking fingerprints and prevents it from being longer. But who figured

606
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:10,800
that out in the first place? Oh, I'll run out of soapy water. This baby oil is wet. Let's use that.

607
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:18,240
How do people think of these things? And you can go further back. Who thought that chicken's just

608
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:23,040
dropped that brown thing out of its arse hole? I wonder what happens if I stick this over some heat.

609
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:31,680
Again, cows milking. Oh, well that little cow is drinking that. So I can drink that then.

610
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:37,200
What? Just mad. Fucking evolution, ain't it? Science. Real talk. Science.

611
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:46,080
Right. He's still got half an email there. So quick story anyway. During visitation the other day,

612
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:52,320
I noticed some strange facial expressions on one of the lads sitting at a table with his partner.

613
00:57:52,320 --> 00:58:00,320
So as I moved around to get a better look, I noticed he was receiving a foot rub.

614
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:10,800
His lady had popped her trainers off and was massaging his knob over his trousers.

615
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:16,400
Safe to say I abruptly stopped them and he's no longer my friend.

616
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:22,880
Yeah, well he wouldn't be. The first woman to touch him with your eyes. Well, I don't know how long he's been in for.

617
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,640
So obviously it's not the same one that's getting the reach around. Mate, that'd be brilliant if he was.

618
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:38,160
I'd be even better if he was. Oh god, the same one just getting stuffed over by my boy at the top.

619
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,280
All I want to do is cum. Yeah, he's just got to keep the cup blocking him.

620
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,280
Very good kid.

621
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,200
Foot rubs, I know we've spoken about fetishes before and I thought.

622
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:57,600
So she's fucking, like at least been foot slapping around a bit. So her feet, socks,

623
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:02,640
trainers, they're gonna be fucking stinking a bit. Unless she just drove. Yeah, but still,

624
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:07,280
like there's gonna be a certain amount of time that those socks and trainers have been worn.

625
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,760
Some people love it. And he's fucking. We was gonna buy these kinks, you know.

626
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:21,040
But then look, so he's gonna be in a situation then. He's fucking just spunked and he's gonna

627
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:25,440
fucking, surely it's gonna be a noticeable fucking spunk patch on his fucking trousers. How's he

628
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,000
gonna fucking get away with that? Mom, you just don't care. Get to that point where you just don't care.

629
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:38,240
You just want it needed. I don't know, man. Some people are fucking just weird. Yeah, just the foot

630
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:45,360
rub in general. Look, the climaxing, you know, we all need a fucking an actual foot massage from

631
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,840
time to time, you know, fucking release a bit of tension, but not that kind of fucking tension.

632
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,800
Some people love it, mate. Some people might prefer it with the feet.

633
00:59:52,800 --> 01:00:00,400
But fucking. But people buy. People suck. So people love it. I know, I know.

634
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:06,800
I think we're just too vanilla to fucking enjoy stuff like that. It's a weird, well,

635
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:15,520
it's mental. Absolutely mental. Appreciate it, Mog. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, you know what to do to

636
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,640
send in another story. Let us know if he's the same, lads. He'd be brilliant if he was.

637
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:26,160
Yeah, just full on cock plucked all the time. He'd be fucking great. Like he's the one getting

638
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:33,520
one as well. Yeah. Fingering his own asshole. Getting a fucking foot rub. It's strange.

639
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:41,840
Well, yeah, we've got that one friend that I know that he'd fucking, I bet he's all over it and

640
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:49,840
a fucking getting it all the time. Horrible madness. Yeah, appreciate it. Yeah, thank you.

641
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:56,720
I mean, yeah, keep them coming. Fucking, I'll drop the links and that again, because the

642
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:02,320
fucking camera just didn't want to work last week, even though I thought it had.

643
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:09,360
So there was only the audio last week and we had the little sponsor of Keymento. Key-ma-mento.

644
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:16,880
Key-ma-mento. So I'll drop those links in the description again and I will put the pictures

645
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:23,840
of the keyrings over the YouTube video as well. They'll be floating around in a couple of different

646
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:28,160
places to be fair. So if you're watching and you're fucking off, well, okay, fucking off.

647
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:34,400
Because last week's was a big fucking big tongue. Hopefully that's all of the fucking

648
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:42,400
technical issues over with again for a little while. But yeah, if not, there'll be another

649
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:48,800
apology. So hopefully you've enjoyed. Don't forget to like, share, subscribe and all that

650
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:53,600
fucking shit. He's know what to do. He's just been doing it enough. But the ones that do the

651
01:01:53,600 --> 01:02:00,480
meat, we appreciate it. And any final words Ash? No, I just thank you again for your emails and

652
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:05,600
you know, they make the show worth a while. We'll have some validation I suppose. But yeah, no,

653
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,400
thank you for everyone who listens and then just make sure you download please. Just every little

654
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:31,040
helps. Yeah. And in the wise words of Ady G, keep it real. We'll see you later.