1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Hi everyone and welcome back to the Real Talking Podcast with your host Ash from JLD. 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:21,000 So this week I've been listening to the podcast, well I've been listening to the podcast. 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:31,240 I heard an interesting topic, they were asking the question, imagine that ELOCK or some other rich 4 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:54,240 people have managed to colonise Mars and basically what six people would they take with them to help build a new society. 5 00:00:54,240 --> 00:01:01,240 So I'd give that a little twist though, you can all sit there like everyone else and say who would want there. 6 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:06,240 But what I want to know is who would want there. So let's change the scenario. 7 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:11,240 It's not that big of a one size fits all, if you could have dinner with certain people who want to have dinner with you, 8 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,240 it's like who wouldn't want to have dinner with you. 9 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,240 Yeah, which I think that's a good shot actually, we'll bring that one on to next week. 10 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:27,240 So yeah, let's just imagine that Earth's about to collapse completely, you know, Putin's launching a nuke finally 11 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:34,240 and we've got these space ships that are about to go off the Mars or wherever, but we've been a bit of a 12 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:48,240 trap what the other week was the airports, systems gone booked and there's the double booked pre-seats, three people, for some reason Elon's turned around and says to you, 13 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:59,240 Ash, you need to decide what three people can't want, who are you saying isn't allowed to come on this spaceship with us. 14 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:04,240 The context will do it as famous people, people that everyone knows, we've got several people. 15 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:08,240 Oh, we're doing my three, then your three or we're doing one each. 16 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,240 Yeah, we'll do one each. 17 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:17,240 So I think we might have the same. So if we have the same, I would choose someone else. 18 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,240 We can do it. 19 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,240 Well, we'll see how many we get. 20 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:34,240 So obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 21 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:42,240 So my next one would be. 22 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:57,240 Now, what would you remember the reason why? 23 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:24,240 We was out at the main queue. 24 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:30,240 So I think that's a little interesting fact, which I didn't know at the time until we happened is you only hear the cheering. 25 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:36,240 So when Berman comes to the X factor and the crowd isn't made for the noise. 26 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,240 So yeah, obviously, it's all fake. 27 00:03:39,240 --> 00:04:03,240 Yes. 28 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,240 It's essentially a load of bullshit because the worse people that Wi'Lah on TV, 29 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:11,040 on TV people have listened to them outside one of the floors before they even get to the TV 30 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:16,560 stage and obviously it's for story and everything that's why they're so arrogant when they're coming 31 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:21,600 so I think they're doing well because they're seeing people that can't see not making to the 32 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:28,560 TV rounds where these people can't see them making it and as I said the cheering they're saying to 33 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,680 I can't keep cheering but that make a noise yeah and literally have to throw your hands in your hair 34 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:41,440 and just not move your mouth and it's quite cheering-worthy and then when you see you can't 35 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:46,880 unsee so now when I see canola like on x-factor I just know they're not really cheering and you can 36 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:52,000 see people are going yeah just doing that but opening the mouth while they're cheering 37 00:04:52,000 --> 00:05:00,160 yeah I know that's going to be quite controversial to be because he's a people's favourite you know 38 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:04,480 fucking everyone even we're not at that conversation more than one 39 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:10,560 he's like it's a snake's heart he's a piece of shit also I'm gonna go I mean when that 40 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:19,040 leaves this morning and go Alison Hanlon yeah I'm like why is she on TV I know she was on 41 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:23,680 like a fucking big variety of people I don't think she even wanted no no and 42 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,760 well fair play she's managed to yeah she's done a career yeah so when I see her on tv she's 43 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,480 interviewing the box and that's getting me strange question 44 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:41,120 yeah he better answer podcast tonight well definitely you know not not many people watch tv 45 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:47,680 so 46 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:06,880 we do not need his shit opinions on a new planet yeah and also he says stuff 47 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:13,920 so he's I still that doesn't make sense to be right above yeah he just cracks me up someone 48 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:19,280 that was less than an average fucking player has managed to bullshit his way onto the fucking 49 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:24,880 media and he thinks he can create songs everyone else is fucking tactics and 50 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:49,920 fucking dollar play whatever you know descending up the man's city the other week casamero less of a fucking thing he grabbed his car out and he thought he should be arrested he should be sent down for fucking years and then it happens for fucking I think he's robbery he's literally put his hand around his throat oh now you know that was just a misjudgment he should have just been like fuck off you fucking prick absolutely top short 51 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,920 yeah 52 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:03,680 so the extra one since we both had sam smith there so more replacement of that jami oliver 53 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:18,080 the other? instead of call me like unbelievable identifiesestyle 54 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:22,080 All he could look at the cameras was your fucking best mate, he's an old superman on the planet. 55 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,080 But no, he's a god shot, fucking other people, fucking, uh, 56 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,080 didn't know if he'd worked in a restaurant, then he'd caught up in tears and fucking this and that. 57 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,080 That's the reason why fucking a lot of his restaurants have shut down. 58 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,080 Because his staff stopped working for him, they literally just walked out. 59 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:42,080 And yeah, you know, he's just a fucking TV smart, he's a prick in the world. 60 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,080 Yeah, I don't know what. 61 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:52,080 So, sorry, I've got two in mind with the both sisters, so I'm gonna go to Kardashian. 62 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:56,080 Because, I don't know what she does. 63 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,080 I mean, if anyone watches people from Kardashian, she doesn't even direct herself. 64 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:08,080 So, it's sort of, her profile is something that probably, well, it's the same shit every season. 65 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:13,080 We've seen him go out for food, thinker about something that's not an issue to which person he's part of. 66 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,080 Yeah, because how did they even have arguments? 67 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:23,080 One of them was, I can't make my personal assistant do my fucking manam passion week, 68 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,080 or Paris fashion week. 69 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:32,080 And so she was like, no, she needs to be a, oh, a starless orange, a starless, no, I'm gonna be in a bit of a, 70 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,080 fuck you now, aye. 71 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:40,080 So yeah, I'm gonna go, the best thing about Kim Kardashian is probably her. 72 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,080 Yeah, big old guy, yeah. 73 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah, we've got the best news about the fucking G-Sport. 74 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,080 He's definitely there for the understandings of that guy, yeah. 76 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,080 Plus, you know, he's always getting to repeat his old banders. 77 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,080 Yeah, boy, he's really bad at the old banders. 78 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,080 Yeah, it's just that child will really worry. 79 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,080 I think I've done that, yeah, but I don't cry, I think. 80 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,080 I've only listened to it a couple of times. 81 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,080 You need to listen to it a few times to, for them. 82 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,080 Yeah, yeah. 83 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:15,080 I did that with the fumes, overall, he's a bit out there, a bit trained, you know what I mean? 84 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,080 Once you've played it four or five times, you know. 85 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,080 Get the rhythm on the G-Sport. 86 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,080 So, we've got S6 now then, we've got Sam Smith. 87 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 88 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,080 So, one for us, so Sam Smith. 89 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,080 Sam Smith, three. 90 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,080 I don't know, Eric. 91 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,080 Three. 92 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,080 Alison Hammond. 93 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,080 Three. 94 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,080 Dami Alaba. 95 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,080 Three. 96 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,080 Kim Kardashian, who does she know? 97 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,080 I think I've heard, oh, I think a pair of like, easy English people. 98 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,080 Oh, yeah. 99 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,080 You just forgot many of that, didn't you? 100 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,080 Well, that's it, yeah. 101 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,080 That's it. 102 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:49,080 Anyway, I think it's great, you should look forward to going out and playing with them. 103 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,080 Well, he didn't even want to go, fucking, that's what I'm going on about. 104 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:56,080 I would say, they're even an average player. 105 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,080 Wouldn't be in a Premier League team these days. 106 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,080 Yeah, he thinks he's fucking... 107 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,080 But he said he'd be worth £50 million or something like that. 108 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,080 Yeah, it was some shoot-off, I thought, no, he wouldn't. 109 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,080 He'd be fucking lucky to be playing with fucking Exxon. 110 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,080 He was fucking the one guy footballer. 111 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,080 Even I wouldn't have enough. 112 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,080 You'd probably catch it. 113 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,080 No, just oxygen thing. 114 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,080 You've got one of that, like, before you. 115 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,080 I think that would be a factor of the scripture, of the play. 116 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:24,080 And also, obviously, he's a combined guy. 117 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,080 He's a combined guy. 118 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,080 He's got the most fucking... 119 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,080 Yeah. 120 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,080 The most police. 121 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,080 He's got a lot of charisma about him. 122 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,080 He's got the most... 123 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,080 As well, when Dreyf really speaks, he sounds like a good guy. 124 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,080 He's got that charisma about him. 125 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:45,080 You know, as well, Dreyf, in fact, Gabby, is just, yeah, as you said, average... 126 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,080 For that, no, no. 127 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,080 Yeah, for that, yeah. 128 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,080 He's funded, he's been working for the whole career. 129 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:55,080 Well, because of what I've heard from several people, 130 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,080 the main one being Mark Goldbridge, 131 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:02,080 because he actually does his own show on Talksport, 132 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,080 he says about how, when they've got the headphones on, 133 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,080 they've got producers in the background saying, 134 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,080 this will get us fucking clicks and views and fucking debates going on. 135 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,080 So I don't even think it's Gabby who barks the shit that comes out of his mouth. 136 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,080 It's the producers, Tanny. 137 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,080 But still, if he was as good as he fucking thinks he is, 138 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,080 he wouldn't be saying that bullshit. 139 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,080 No. 140 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,080 Of course, if he don't mean it, he should be saying it. 141 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,080 Yeah, yeah. 142 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,080 And then he has to back what he said down there. 143 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,080 So I think Lee's just him, Lord. 144 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,080 I think that's just an interesting guy. 145 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,080 Yeah. 146 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,080 He's just irrelevant. 147 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,080 That's all he is. 148 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,080 That Jamie Harris just does that. 149 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,080 He'd be fucking shit. 150 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,080 You know, soon as... 151 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,080 I've never been a fucking fan of his critics. 152 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,080 The way he used to fucking... 153 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,080 It's like about four or five more of the time. 154 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,080 Even when he never used to be in the team. 155 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,080 Yeah, and he'd... 156 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,080 No, just calling him lazy and this and that. 157 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,080 But fucking... 158 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,080 No, fair enough. 159 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,080 I'm fact... 160 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,080 You know, I have to laugh. 161 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,080 He had about 30 minutes the other week and then he was injured again. 162 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,080 Yeah, for the first five. 163 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,080 You know. 164 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:06,080 But when he was in the actual fucking team, he only had to play for France. 165 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,080 That was when he got his performances in. 166 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:13,080 As an United player, I can say, the second half against Man City, 167 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,080 when he pulled his back and scored two goals, he ended up winning three-two. 168 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,080 It's the only game that comes to mind, actually, when he actually played well. 169 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:25,080 You know, he overrated, yes. 170 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,080 Had the ability, yes. 171 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,080 Did he use it? 172 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,080 Lack of motivation. 173 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,080 You can tell that about a lot of players these days. 174 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,080 They get all the money and they're all... 175 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:41,080 But at least you can fucking laugh at him. 176 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,080 He's a bit... 177 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,080 It's all key choice to be ruthless like Ward King. 178 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,080 Ward King has a point. 179 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,080 And, you know, Ward King's always calm and calm. 180 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,080 He's aggressive with it, you know, if he's missing out. 181 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,080 But he's not slagging off a player for the wrong reasons. 182 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,080 Ward King will say someone's crap for X, Y and Z. 183 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,080 Not just say the easy thing is that the laser... 184 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:09,080 That's the fucking reason why they're played bad today. 185 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,080 And that's it. 186 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,080 Not just, oh, there you go. 187 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,080 Yeah, you didn't play at a good standard even, you prick. 188 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,080 I remember when Cronoak, as soon as it hit the man's game, 189 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,080 and he had that woman, I can't remember. 190 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,080 Also wasn't Laurie Woods. 191 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,080 Oh, what is it now? 192 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,080 She's just one man off the corner. 193 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,080 And she chaps... Oh, you know what? 194 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,080 A lot of them. 195 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,080 We'll have to put it some slide. 196 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,080 That could be another topic. 197 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:39,080 Worst footballers have ever made their potential. 198 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,080 So that's one of them. 199 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,080 Anyway... 200 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,080 Thank you for that one. 201 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:50,080 So going from, obviously, people who take over the world 202 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,080 to a show that's on Netflix, Encounters. 203 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,080 Yes. 204 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,080 So it was a long day of work for me yesterday. 205 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,080 And when I got back, I put Netflix on. 206 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:07,080 And sorry, so Encounters, I only got it on my Netflix this week. 207 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,080 Which, at the moment, when we're recording, 208 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,080 it's the 30th of September. 209 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,080 So it's been on, I think it was literally yesterday, 210 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,080 or it's been on all week. 211 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,080 So it's been half an hour of it, and then that goes in. 212 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,080 And then the boys were talking to what's going on, 213 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,080 doing their head nods and that, and then that goes in. 214 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,080 So, yeah, from what I've seen, 215 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,080 we're really wild. 216 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:34,080 And it's the... 217 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,080 Interview with the, what were, school children 218 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,080 and the adults now. 219 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,080 Are you back in the 70s? 220 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,080 Yeah, I was back in the 70s. 221 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,080 Obviously, that's the first episode. 222 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,080 I wanted to speak about the first episode. 223 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080 Yeah. 224 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,080 Because it's the Flora Hyde and Triangle. 225 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,080 And it got me thinking. 226 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,080 You know, it got me thinking, because I thought, 227 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:59,080 would you rather see an alien or an alien-spider spacecraft 228 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,080 or a ghost and have video footage? 229 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,080 Or would you rather capture knowing you're going to get 230 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,080 screwed tomorrow and be alive? 231 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,080 So what would you like to see? 232 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,080 You know, we talked about seeing a ghost, and we... 233 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,080 Yeah, we've gone over aliens several times. 234 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,080 You sure, we've mentioned a few times, just one. 235 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,080 Is that a fact? 236 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,080 Every month there's something going on in the dining room. 237 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,080 I think... 238 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,080 Because the hardest thing with avro is pre-meeting. 239 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,080 Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. 240 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,080 You're going to get real noise, you're going to get people saying it's not... 241 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,080 Yeah, oh, that's a really good question. 242 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,080 I think... 243 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,080 It depends on the interaction, because 244 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,080 if it was an alien, that's visibly... 245 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,080 Say they're in the garden. 246 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,080 So let's just say the sound scenario, you've got your camera far, 247 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:53,080 you're in a field, you're on a seat, an alien just walks past. 248 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,080 Well, I mean, it's not like in the corner it pops out, 249 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,080 visibly walks across or flows or whatever. 250 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:05,080 So, not the scene, was it the poor kind or something? 251 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,080 It was a banging film as well. 252 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,080 And it walks past. 253 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 254 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:16,080 So something like that, or the capture of ghosts, visibly, exactly all of that. 255 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:20,080 To the point where you've got a perfect footage. 256 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,080 Whatever one, it's the perfect footage. 257 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Well, I think because the way that they can deconstruct all the video evidence these days, 258 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,080 as I've seen with ghost ones, where they'll go to all the infrareds, 259 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,080 and all the black and white, they've got different textures. 260 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:42,080 So essentially, as long as they can do that with recording, 261 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,080 of not being able to prove that it's not something that's been layered over. 262 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,080 Yeah, I think with video, obviously, because it's a destroyed video 263 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,080 and you haven't added any white. 264 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,080 Yeah, as long as there's no editing that's done to it, 265 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,080 and they can prove that nothing's been edited. 266 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:06,080 It's not that photographic of course being on the Spaceman Beyond the Go. 267 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,080 Remember that one? 268 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,080 I can't remember the name of the... 269 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,080 It's called something called Spaceman Beyond the Go. 270 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,080 It's a little girl and her dad is somewhere in the countryside. 271 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:19,080 He takes three snaps of his daughter, Mike, and her dad. 272 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,080 But in the second one, it's like a little spaceman behind her. 273 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,080 I don't know if that's it. 274 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:30,080 So, which, because if you watch episode one, you'll know what I'm on about. 275 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:36,080 Dias says that the men in it will like silver spacesuits, 276 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,080 which, when I was watching, Colin resembles... 277 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,080 Is that towards the end then? 278 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,080 Yeah, episode one, yeah, sorry. 279 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:47,080 So, we call it resembles, what they were talking about, the picture. 280 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,080 Resembles the image in the picture. 281 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,080 So, yeah, so in this picture, that takes three snaps. 282 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,080 On the second one, and everyone was saying it's fake, 283 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,080 so it was a Dao camera, so the guy went to Dao, 284 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,080 and Dao said, no, I'm not going to do this. 285 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:07,080 So, we'll have to... 286 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,080 If you could find it, send it to me, 287 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,080 because you know exactly what it is, 288 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,080 then on the YouTube side of the video, I'll put it in. 289 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,080 And then if there's a direct website link, 290 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,080 I'll put that on the description as well. 291 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,080 So, anyway, so that's what they're saying that the spaceman looked like, 292 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,080 but that was a big talk. 293 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,080 So, I'll put it in. 294 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,080 One last two. 295 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,080 Yeah, so, going back to the concept. 296 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:37,080 So, I think I go for ghosts, because with an alien, 297 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:43,080 assuming that it's humanoid, the physical shape of the alien, 298 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:50,080 it's easier to have someone in a costume to be able to walk across 299 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,080 than it is for a ghost, because at least, 300 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,080 again, assuming that the ghost is going to be semi-transparent, 301 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,080 and then almost floats across, 302 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,080 it would be harder to fake that, 303 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,080 so it would be more realistic. 304 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,080 Whereas, as I say, you see these videos of the Sasquatch bigfoot, 305 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:13,080 so obviously, it's easier to say, 306 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,080 that's just the tall front, with the fucking hair and costume, 307 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,080 walking through the woods. 308 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:23,080 Again, with the life-less monster, 309 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,080 well, that's just a life that's in the water, 310 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,080 and then walking extra on deck. 311 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:33,080 So, it's easier to fake a physical, stunning object 312 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,080 moving across the screen for a ghost, 313 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,080 assuming that it's going to be floating, 314 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,080 you can see through it, and certainly breathe, 315 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,080 and yet it would be harder to fake. 316 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,080 Yeah, I know what you're saying, yeah, 317 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,080 with the fucking hair and costumes, 318 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,080 I'd rather see that than pull myself. 319 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,080 I'd love both, really. 320 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,080 Now, I can't remember what episode it is now, 321 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,080 but if you go back, Graham, 322 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,080 we have done the ghost episode, 323 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,080 we've had several of my experiences. 324 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,080 Also, with the ghost, it's got me thinking. 325 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,080 It's just an alien sort of book, 326 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,080 having a triangle, I don't know, 327 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,080 sometime, it's in Wales. 328 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,080 That's not too far from us. 329 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,080 And we've got a huge Welsh following. 330 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,080 Yeah. 331 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,080 It'd be interesting to see if anyone 332 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,080 who's had any encounters with aliens 333 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,080 or spacecraft or whatever, email in. 334 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:37,080 And if you do live in the Broadhaven area, 335 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,080 and these aliens are still being seen, 336 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,080 that'd be great. 337 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,080 I'm sorry, in 1977 this happened, 338 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,080 so we're all back. 339 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,080 Yeah, I've only... 340 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,080 The first half would be that I did actually watch. 341 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,080 I can't wait to fucking watch the rest of it. 342 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,080 It'll probably be tomorrow that I'll carry on watching 343 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,080 some of the manager in a week. 344 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,080 But yeah, I love the programme, it's all that. 345 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,080 Yeah, it gets you thinking, doesn't it? 346 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,080 Yeah, because it's still documentary, 347 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,080 but yeah, it's a real long... 348 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,080 It's a Solway... 349 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,080 Yeah, Solway-first basement. 350 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:20,080 So obviously, if you watched episode number one, 351 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,080 just Google that, and then what they describe it 352 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,080 is basically what's in this picture, 353 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,080 and that's from 1964. 354 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,080 What does that say it's from? 355 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:37,080 So, 23rd May 1964, 356 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:41,080 fireman, photographer and local historian, Jim Tenter, 357 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,080 he was the one who took the photograph. 358 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,080 So yeah, we've seen a picture of a young lad, 359 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,080 I'll put these on YouTube, 360 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:55,080 and I'll put the link of this in the description as well. 361 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,080 We've seen a picture of a young man standing in a field, 362 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,080 what he brings an arc on, he's fair-played. 363 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,080 Probably hasn't done that in the 80s. 364 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,080 And then he looks long. 365 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:12,080 When you see a bear or something, 366 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,080 you see people with the little balloon, 367 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,080 or like a birthday shop, that would be easy. 368 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,080 And you can get a little Spider-Man balloon that's inflated. 369 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,080 To me, it looks like it's a little Spaceman balloon, 370 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,080 that's just sort of on a stick that's just popped up beyond the head. 371 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,080 But you can see it's quite far back. 372 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,080 So if you have watched episode number one, 373 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,080 obviously you'll know what I'm talking about when I describe the aliens 374 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:39,080 wearing a silver suit with bean, I think they said 7.9 feet tall. 375 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,080 Just watch it. 376 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,080 And then obviously, I remember this picture obviously, 377 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,080 when I was watching it, it's on that. 378 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,080 I've seen that before. 379 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,080 Yeah, but then I remember this picture. 380 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,080 The one bit I saw, I don't know the lad's name, 381 00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:00,080 but her mum and dad bought this old manor house or something, 382 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,080 into a hotel, and there was two men that knocked on the door, 383 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080 the one not. 384 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,080 They didn't see a car approach the venue, 385 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,080 or see a walk of the pack, it was basically a door knock. 386 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,080 And what looked like old density queens standing at the door, 387 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,080 both in suits, with the hair, sweat patch, 388 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:23,080 she said we've got almost, look, hated our hair. 389 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,080 And they spoke in unison to the mother, 390 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,080 saying they're going to come back with whatever it was. 391 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,080 And that reminded me of another video, there's been several of them, 392 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:37,080 but there's one in particular, where you see these two men in suits. 393 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,080 And it's referenced in the Men in Black. 394 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,080 Yes, it's referenced in the Men in Black. 395 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:48,080 So there was a bald, the manager of the hotel, in one of the videos, 396 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,080 another one, the brassic and the pack manager. 397 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,080 But again, identical bald in the suits, 398 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,080 but it's worked as he's got the body collecting body. 399 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,080 So that reminded me of that. 400 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,080 I can't make it watch the wrestling to be honest, 401 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,080 it's the kind of thing that I do in the election. 402 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:14,080 It's the same talker programme, but people join on, essentially, 403 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,080 so not the Jack of Garments one and all that, 404 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,080 but Noel Stork, I love all their programmes. 405 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,080 It's a new one. 406 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,080 It's getting thinking, isn't it? 407 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:26,080 So you see what happens, especially when it's the one 408 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,080 where you've got the real old interviews, 409 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,080 the old encounters one has, 410 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,080 that speak to the actual people who have had the experiences. 411 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,080 I did see this morning, there's a new one coming out on BBC 412 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,080 in a couple of weeks, I believe, there. 413 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,080 It's Steve Coogan. 414 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:47,080 So he's done loads of programmes over the years anyway. 415 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:55,080 He plays Jimmy Savile, and it's going to be the Savile story. 416 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,080 I don't know what it's going to be called. 417 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,080 I only just saw... 418 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,080 It's going to be on the BBC. 419 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,080 It's going to be on the BBC. 420 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,080 It's a bit hard, isn't it? 421 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:06,080 Yeah, it's their favourite one, isn't it? 422 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,080 I mean, I won't be watching it on the BBC 423 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,080 because we don't support the TV artists. 424 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:17,080 None of us have been there long since. 425 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,080 I wouldn't, to be fair, but the recent plays have been 426 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,080 what the BBC said. 427 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,080 The Session, not the... 428 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,080 All of that, not very likely. 429 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:32,080 But yeah, I think that's going to be an interesting one to watch. 430 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,080 I've been to the trailer, I don't know much about it, 431 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,080 but all I saw was a... 432 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:42,080 ... whatever one of those looking page-by-page is saying... 433 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,080 You've made a lot of the laptop art, have you not? 434 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,080 ... saying how there's been backlash after the trailer 435 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:55,080 because people aren't happy about the story of Savile being promoted, essentially. 436 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,080 But that's just like saying the story about Jack of Dharma 437 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,080 and the other ones being promoted. 438 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,080 If that hadn't been someone else who'd just do that anyway. 439 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,080 Yeah, it's not celebrating the launch of the movie. 440 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,080 It seems like it's going to be... 441 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,080 Look at the Bapky series, isn't it? 442 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,080 Yeah, so divided the recent Jack of Dharma series 443 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,080 whilst we've had that last American Horror Story and... 444 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,080 The X-Men one's not that far from being released, is it? 445 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,080 Yeah, X-Men one. 446 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,080 It seems like it's going to be that style of programme. 447 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,080 So that's what I will want to watch it, I think, from that. 448 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:33,080 Yeah, it's looking like a good couple of months worth of TV, 449 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,080 to be fair. 450 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,080 Not that it's TV, but TV Plus, we've got a launch of season two. 451 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,080 It's a nice holiday for us. 452 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:49,080 So in the UK it's Friday 6th October, but America is in a bit of a rush on the days. 453 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:53,080 Yeah, I can't wait to watch that, to be honest as well. 454 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,080 Yeah. 455 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,080 We're having enough time for it. 456 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,080 We're going to do it. 457 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,080 Not enough hours in a day, or days in a week. 458 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,080 We've got to do what we need to do. 459 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,080 Yeah. 460 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,080 Any of the Welsh following, if you are near... 461 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,080 Fawrhaven, yeah. 462 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,080 Yeah, if you're near there... 463 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:18,080 Or you've got a family, or you've heard anything since that instance. 464 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,080 Basically, if you've heard anything still going on there. 465 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:30,080 Yeah, do email us in at realtalkingpod at gmail.com or exos, ash and jd. 466 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:35,080 Or comment it on the YouTube channel, realtalkingpodcast. 467 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,080 So that leads us onto... 468 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,080 More emails. 469 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:45,080 Yeah, so we've got first email to get. 470 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,080 We've got... 471 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,080 Oh, we've got a question for us. 472 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:55,080 So, if you had a magic button that gave you 10 grand every time you pressed it, 473 00:27:55,080 --> 00:28:01,080 would a random person go to the site on how many people you gave? 474 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,080 I wouldn't press it a few times, but now that... 475 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,080 Well, I mean, you've got quite a good odds there, right? 476 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,080 7 million people in the world. 477 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,080 It's not a big A1 random. 478 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,080 It's a fair amount, well, in the context. 479 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:19,080 Potentially someone that you know, a family member or whatever that could go. 480 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,080 It's a 1 in 7 video chance. 481 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,080 Yeah, I wouldn't keep pressing it, actually. 482 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,080 I would like, I suppose, 1 in 10 new car. 483 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,080 You know what I'm saying? 484 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,080 Yeah, yeah. 485 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,080 Yeah, yeah, quick double tap on that. 486 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:36,080 I think you're doing at least 10 times a year right now. 487 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,080 Yeah, I'd say so. 488 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,080 You would stop working every month. 489 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,080 Yeah, yeah. 490 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,080 You're looking at least 10 times a year. 491 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080 Actually, yeah. 492 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,080 The rest of you large. 493 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,080 Yeah, so, yeah, at least 300 people. 494 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,080 Yeah, or at least. 495 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,080 Yeah. 496 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,080 You know what, you've got another day as well. 497 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,080 Yeah. 498 00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:01,080 Maybe a bit more, let's say about 400 times, mate. 499 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,080 Is that 400 grand then, that's about right. 500 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,080 Yeah. 501 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080 Yeah. 502 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,080 Yeah. 503 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,080 Probably 24 times a year, maybe. 504 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,080 Yeah. 505 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,080 I mean, it's one of them, until you started pressing the button, you started living that long. 506 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,080 Yeah. 507 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,080 You and that one, I'm one of them. 508 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080 Yeah. 509 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,080 At the minimum, you're going to need to tap it once a month. 510 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,080 Yeah. 511 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,080 10 times a year, something like that. 512 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,080 I mean, again, depending on how you're going to go to Vegas then as well, isn't it? 513 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,080 Yeah. 514 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,080 Then you wouldn't need to gamble because you're just going to make some messes. 515 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,080 You do it for the fucking fun though, don't you, Abloh? 516 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,080 Fuck you. 517 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,080 Yeah. 518 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,080 Tap the button, I'm ready. 519 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,080 Fuck you. 520 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,080 Yeah. 521 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,080 And you're not bothered, are you? 522 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,080 You do it, live you for the fucking life, aren't you? 523 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,080 I mean, I don't know if something. 524 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:50,080 Oh, if you could change the button to someone specific that you wanted to fucking just pop. 525 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,080 Then yeah. 526 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,080 Fuck you. 527 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,080 I have a list of people I can understand. 528 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,080 Yeah. 529 00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,080 Well, you know, you drive them down the road, someone pieces you up, like, fuck you up, whatever. 530 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,080 You're on the bottom of a fucking line. 531 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,080 Yeah. 532 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,080 Fuck you. 533 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,080 Yeah, so a lot of people. 534 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,080 Yeah. 535 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,080 Yeah, starting off at least 10 a year. 536 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:14,080 I think as you said, you just get used to that lifestyle. 537 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,080 Yeah. 538 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,080 It just depends. 539 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,080 I mean, again, it's not. 540 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:27,080 Well, if you started doing it at a shit load, would someone be able to fucking figure out 541 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,080 this is what's going on? 542 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,080 No, no. 543 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,080 It's just like, no, it's magic going on. 544 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,080 No one's figuring it out. 545 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,080 Again. 546 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,080 No one can figure it out. 547 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,080 Yeah. 548 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:46,080 But then again, when you just tuck it in 20 times, right away, get somebody going, yeah. 549 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,080 Rather than once every time. 550 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080 So when you just like. 551 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:55,080 I think I would tuck it a few times. 552 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,080 Get somebody. 553 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,080 Stop working. 554 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080 Yeah. 555 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,080 Yeah. 556 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:04,080 So initially, what you're saying is you're going to bang it out 20 times. 557 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,080 Yeah. 558 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080 Hey, I'll give you more, bitch. 559 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,080 20 times, that's 200 grand. 560 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,080 Yeah, 200 grand. 561 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,080 So you're going to pack more, bitch. 562 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,080 You're going to fucking do it so you're not going to have to work 12 months. 563 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,080 Yeah, I wouldn't work. 564 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,080 I don't know if I'd pack more, but I'm probably not that. 565 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,080 Yeah, I don't want to bother people. 566 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,080 No, no, I might have to. 567 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080 Yeah, but you. 568 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080 You know what? 569 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,080 You know what I'll do? 570 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,080 100 times. 571 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:34,080 Yeah, because you've got better logs of fucking all the people in the prisons and fucking 572 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,080 terrorists and. 573 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,080 Bad people. 574 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:43,080 Yeah, Sam Smith's, Fipsco, Bill's, you've got more chance of those people going first 575 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:48,080 before any of your immediate friends that you wouldn't want to go. 576 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,080 So, you know. 577 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:55,080 I mean, you've got a good potential of going off in half an inch, I'll agree with that. 578 00:31:55,080 --> 00:32:02,080 Yeah, because once the odds got to 50-50, you're going to start getting that. 579 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:09,080 I think I would just tap it like 90% of the time. 580 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:24,080 I think I'll start off just an initial kick-banging. 581 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:32,080 Yeah, I don't like driven houses. 582 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,080 Say that sort of thing. 583 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,080 That's the way you're supposed to roll. 584 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:51,080 Yeah, can you, can you just. 585 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:59,080 300 times and then you do the 10 times and fuck that 50. 586 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:06,080 So from now until we pass, about 50,000 times then? 587 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,080 There you go. 588 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,080 Great luck. 589 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,080 Lucky now. 590 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,080 Cheers for that first. 591 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,080 That was a good question. 592 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080 Thanks for your question. 593 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,080 What's our next one? 594 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,080 Monk. Oh Monk, your boy is on the fucking case again. 595 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,080 We've got another story for us. 596 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,080 Cool. 597 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080 Strapping people. 598 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,080 Let's see, what is up with these guys? 599 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,080 Hi lads. 600 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,080 So a fairly recent incident for you. 601 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,080 Oh, fucking new in my head. 602 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,080 Thanks, yeah. 603 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,080 Getting it soggy. 604 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,080 Fucking crazy. 605 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:48,080 We had a new chap coming, who was on the larger side of the lot. 606 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,080 Infested him from his family. 607 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,080 He was out of juice man. 608 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:59,080 Within a few hours he was moaning and kicking up when he was hungry. 609 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,080 The big portions weren't enough for him. 610 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,080 So yeah, back then he was coming. 611 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:12,080 These went on for days, then it changed to stomach ache. 612 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,080 So he stopped moaning, then he was hungry. 613 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,080 Now he's moaning, then he's got stomach ache. 614 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:23,080 Then onto violence, sickness and diarrhoea. 615 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:33,080 Luckily we have cleaning staff because his cell was a horror show. 616 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:38,080 He's been sick and shit all over his fucking cell. 617 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,080 I couldn't do that. 618 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,080 Who has to clean up? 619 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,080 Just cleaning staff. 620 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,080 That's what he says. 621 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:54,080 I couldn't work, couldn't get any of the jobs that I was doing. 622 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,080 I'd do any job that I had to do. 623 00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:03,080 I had to physically go in and clean up the sick and shit in that bar. 624 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:09,080 Luckily we have cleaning staff because his cell was a horror show. 625 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:19,080 Turned out to quench his hunger, he started to steal people's bars of soap. 626 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:26,080 My bars of soap? 627 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,080 I'm guessing they were scented or something. 628 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,080 We thought, oh this smells horrible. 629 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,080 Yeah, different bar blood flow. 630 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:38,080 The built up bacteria has surely been tartar. 631 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,080 What the fuck is that? 632 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:45,080 Because bars of soap are just sitting there covered in fucking grime and pews and shit. 633 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:51,080 I thought you could buy your own food or a biscuit. 634 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,080 I suppose if he'd only just been there for a couple of days. 635 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,080 I'm sure he'd come around a few times. 636 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:04,080 He'd probably bought some biscuits. 637 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,080 Of course if he's rubbing up his family's but they don't want to employ the biscuits. 638 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,080 They get to clubbing. 639 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,080 Yeah. 640 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:16,080 Have you seen that? They've cooked the food. 641 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,080 I've seen some of the videos. 642 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,080 Yeah, doing noodles and having the kettle. 643 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,080 Yeah. 644 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,080 That's a man of the wise, isn't it? 645 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,080 Obviously not. 646 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,080 I wonder who formed the cells as well. 647 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,080 I don't think he used a northern fork. 648 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,080 I reckon he just fucked up the fucking... 649 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,080 He fucked up the entire thing. 650 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,080 Yeah. 651 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:42,080 He filled up bacteria and destroyed his insides rather than cleaning them. 652 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:47,080 He ended up being in the hospital for two weeks. 653 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,080 He stopped using soap and moved on to shower gel. 654 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,080 I assume he's not eating soap. 655 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,080 He can't be all there. 656 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,080 He's had a job for. 657 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,080 Yeah, I think the last bit he's joking there. 658 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,080 He's not using soap, he's using shower gel. 659 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,080 It's alright because the rest of the story... 660 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:13,080 I just want to think someone would be that hungry to eat a bar of soap. 661 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,080 Well, yeah, it's just some fuck you. 662 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,080 Apologies for the awkward little... 663 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:29,080 maybe bit there, but just a few tech difficulties. 664 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:33,080 Anyway, yeah, the bar of soap eating impact ones. 665 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:39,080 Yeah, I think he's just that hungry. 666 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,080 He's sitting there in the bar of soap, 667 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,080 but he's like, I'm going to eat this. 668 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,080 And then he's well, I don't know, 669 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,080 he might convince himself that he's dead or what. 670 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,080 He's kind of qualitative or not. 671 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,080 So he's gone for a shower. 672 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,080 Or he's gone to the shower area. 673 00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,080 So now he's managed to grab everyone else's bar of soap. 674 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,080 And then where's he been? 675 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,080 Has he gone back to his cell? 676 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,080 Now he's effing in the shower. 677 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,080 What if he's dead? 678 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,080 He could just hide beyond the place. 679 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,080 Yeah, under his man boots and shit. 680 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,080 And then after he's took the first boy, 681 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,080 he'll be like... 682 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,080 He's still dead. 683 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,080 Yeah, he must have been disgusted by it though. 684 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,080 He must have enjoyed it. 685 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,080 I imagine he's had a couple of bars, 686 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,080 scram them all in one, 687 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,080 and that's what's fucked his stomach. 688 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,080 If he's had one on its own, 689 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,080 he's been okay. 690 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,080 It must have been a large quantity. 691 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,080 Yeah, he must have had a lot of fucking 4, 4, 5 in one. 692 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,080 And then it's just fucking 693 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,080 huggled in his guts and that. 694 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,080 And fucking come out both ends of him. 695 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,080 What's not right? 696 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,080 The mentality of some people. 697 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,080 I don't know what's fucking wrong with that. 698 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,080 When you see these programs, 699 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,080 people eating tissue and fucking... 700 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,080 I remember one where 701 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,080 she was eating a piece of plasterboard and that. 702 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,080 It's not plasterboard, it's jaw perception. 703 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,080 It's fucking... 704 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,080 There's some old weirdos out there 705 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,080 that are not welcome. 706 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,080 There's no... 707 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,080 No benefits. 708 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,080 It's not sustainable in your body. 709 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,080 It's just eating something 710 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,080 because of a weird craving in your head. 711 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,080 Like any... 712 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,080 If you've got a craving of chocolate 713 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,080 and fucking... 714 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,080 I really feel like cheese on toast and all. 715 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,080 Yeah, but who sits there and thinks, 716 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,080 I just want to get that toilet roll 717 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,080 and that pilot's oaf and 718 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,080 what's wrong with that? 719 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,080 What... 720 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,080 It is just a psychological thing, isn't it? 721 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,080 I suppose. It's strange. 722 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,080 Have you finally ever been that 723 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,080 kind of a problem? 724 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,080 I know it's so interesting to you. 725 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,080 Yeah, I've done a lot. 726 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,080 It's made by some people, too. 727 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,080 Yeah. 728 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,080 It must have been 729 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,080 scented or something. 730 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,080 Sure enough, it sure does. 731 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,080 If it's a big laugh 732 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,080 and you've got this old 733 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,080 little laugh and fucking big laugh 734 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,080 and it's happening where? 735 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,080 Like a loafer breath? 736 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,080 Like the left over, so it's going to go out 737 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,080 in a few days. 738 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,080 I suppose you could have done that, but I've heard about that. 739 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,080 I don't think you'll learn yet, mate. 740 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,080 Yeah, it must not be long. 741 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,080 I wonder what you've seen from his family as well. 742 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,080 Is that his warbinds in here? 743 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,080 Or is he just dropping it off? 744 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,080 Well, yeah. Piece of shit, mate. 745 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,080 Well, what do you... 746 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,080 Or was he just stealing money so he could get some more fucking kebabs and that? 747 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,080 I wonder if he's seen himself. 748 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,080 Right, and that. 749 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,080 The rest he's put down 750 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,080 and put in the soap and the background. 751 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,080 I don't know. 752 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,080 He's not going to watch with me, though. 753 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,080 I know Mike, so 754 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,080 I'll keep that as a shelter. 755 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,080 I know Mike saw some stuff. 756 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,080 Yeah. 757 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,080 He's not going to hate it, you know. 758 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,080 Fucking adventure. 759 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,080 Yeah. 760 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,080 That kid must have fucking loved the story. 761 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,080 I bet his shit's not enough, though. 762 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,080 He was fucking all over the 763 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,080 room and out the room. 764 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,080 Motherfucking... 765 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,080 Looking last. 766 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,080 I mean, would it... 767 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,080 Would this have been sway-cawning as well? 768 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,080 How is it? 769 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,080 How is it? What way is it, man? 770 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,080 You made it that close, then? 771 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,080 I couldn't do it, though. 772 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,080 You couldn't go in the top room. 773 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,080 Did I have a room there? 774 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,080 I don't know. 775 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,080 I know you always see them doing fucking 776 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,080 American Monopoly and I don't know if you can 777 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,080 think over it, but there's a lot of the ones 778 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,080 where I've seen the fucking prison talks 779 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,080 and fucking video and that 780 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,080 where a lot of disabled people 781 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,080 cook in their own food and that. 782 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,080 They've got the role in the visual itself, so it's a role 783 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,080 on the table, TV, 784 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,080 PlayStation, posters, fucking 785 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,080 stuff. Have you seen that one 786 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,080 from the way I've been, Mark? 787 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,080 It's like a new... 788 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,080 It's a new 789 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,080 system that we can't introduce 790 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,080 where it's like a whole town 791 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,080 more than a prison. Yeah, it's like a whole 792 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,080 society, isn't it? 793 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,080 You can leave. 794 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,080 I remember one of them was earning more than 795 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,080 a prison guard was earning. 796 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,080 The families were in that, though. 797 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,080 I don't think the prison... 798 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,080 I don't think the 799 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,080 family can sell them, but they can go to 800 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,080 the family and the guy. 801 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,080 But then they have to be packed all the time. 802 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,080 Even then they can take 803 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,080 the car lessons and do the kind of 804 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,080 courses. But you think lots of crime's over there 805 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,080 really, like... 806 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,080 I mean, that's where you get crime everywhere. 807 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,080 I suppose that's the volume. 808 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,080 Then they send the names and that. 809 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,080 But not what? What do you... 810 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,080 Most of the rest of the world really. 811 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,080 Yeah, you know, North Wales 812 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,080 speak better English than most of us as well. 813 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,080 Especially Gabby in Fonville. 814 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,080 Yes, it's... 815 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,080 It's different worlds, isn't it? 816 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,080 Over there, really. 817 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,080 The American one seems really 818 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,080 hard-core, really. I suppose. 819 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,080 All that, just the pilot, the shooting. 820 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,080 I can't imagine making... 821 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,080 Imagine that, yeah. Nine of them 822 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,080 top of the... 823 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,080 One of them top of the morning. 824 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,080 Yeah. 825 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,080 I mean, look, in the sand, 826 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,080 you're hanging on a sheet log, doing your art. 827 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,080 You know what I mean? 828 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,080 What would you prefer, though? Wake up, 829 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,080 be a sailmate having a sheet 830 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080 next to you, or 831 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,080 wake up with a cup of 832 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,080 coffee and having 833 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,080 a fat man? 834 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,080 I mean... 835 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,080 I don't think there's a winner there, but... 836 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,080 Come here. 837 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,080 Or someone that would offer a hand for you. 838 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,080 I don't know. 839 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,080 I'll reach you. 840 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,080 Oh, God. 841 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,080 No, it's just... Yeah, I don't know. 842 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,080 I just... 843 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,080 I don't know. I'll prefer a sheet, 844 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,080 because if you've got to go, you've got to go. 845 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,080 You can fucking go with that 846 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,080 at once. You can literally 847 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,080 wait until you're on the road to find the one you can. 848 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,080 The law for these prisoners, 849 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,080 I have to look in. 850 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,080 Yeah. 851 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,080 Hopefully we don't get caught 852 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,080 for making the law sick. 853 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,080 We don't have to be in the 854 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,080 prisons ourselves. 855 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,080 Yeah, okay. 856 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,080 What the fuck is that? 857 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,080 Is it country now? 858 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,080 Yeah. 859 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,080 So, 860 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,080 because we've had some technical difficulties, 861 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,080 which we've just got 862 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,080 to get in the fucking world at, you know, 863 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,080 we are going to leave it there now, 864 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,080 because we've lost a lot of time today. 865 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,080 I'm still going to edit all this 866 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,080 and get it into your earlobes 867 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,080 as quick as possible. 868 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,080 So, appreciate you 869 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,080 having it a little bit later today. 870 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,080 We do try and get it out 871 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,080 for around about 10 o'clock or something more in these days. 872 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,080 But sometimes, it's what I've learned. 873 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,080 Yeah. 874 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,080 Honestly, if you've got any more questions, 875 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,080 just feel free to email. 876 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,080 You know, just, you know, any 877 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,080 questions that you want us to answer. 878 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,080 Always, real talking podcasts. 879 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,080 Real talking podcasts at gmail.com. 880 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,080 At Ash and JD on the Twitter, 881 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,080 at Techspace. 882 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,080 Real talking podcasts on YouTube. 883 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,080 Again, not just stories, 884 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,080 if you've got 885 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,080 any fucking questions 886 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,080 that you want us to answer. 887 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,080 Anything you'd rather solve, anything like that. 888 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,080 More like that fucking 889 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,080 questions. 890 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,080 That was a funny little question, really. 891 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,080 Magic buttons. 892 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,080 Oh yeah, and 893 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,080 if you do live in a book-hanging area, 894 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,080 you want something like this. 895 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,080 To be fair, it doesn't have to be that. 896 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,080 Yeah, just one hot spot, yeah. 897 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,080 Yeah, if there's anywhere else out there, 898 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,080 you know what, 899 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,080 anywhere that we can pop to. 900 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,080 Have a bit of a fucking 901 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,080 close-up or a fucking idea of the spot we're in. 902 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,080 You know, as well. 903 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,080 I don't know what they're doing in there. 904 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,080 I don't know, it's just, 905 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,080 it's so bad that they've opened this place 906 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,080 and they have these, 907 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,080 I don't know, scaffolding 908 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,080 you know, so you can get an 909 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,080 aerial view so you can see more well. 910 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,080 And then you can see across like the valley. 911 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,080 And they have them there, 912 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,080 I forgot what they're doing, scaffolding. 913 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,080 I don't know, they're like in there. 914 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,080 Yeah, I've not heard of anything like that. 915 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,080 So you get a whole bunch of points, 916 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,080 it's all scaffolding and stuff. 917 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,080 Essentially, it's not the, 918 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,080 over here there's a lot of the 919 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,080 door upon, like, cutting the door upon, 920 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,080 shed, but it's a shed with a big window. 921 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,080 I've got pictures like that. 922 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,080 Oh yeah, the birdwatchers. 923 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,080 Yeah, the birdwatchers and the 924 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,080 sit down with the binoculars and all that. 925 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,080 That's expensive, isn't it? 926 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,080 I did an exhibition show a couple of years ago 927 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,080 and just saw the stamp. 928 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,080 Some of the binoculars, a lot forward-branded. 929 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,080 Yeah, it just looked like some birds. 930 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,080 Apple bird mount, 931 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,080 the robin seat, 932 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,080 the wing. 933 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,080 It's expensive, 934 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,080 for instance, because it's fucking crazy. 935 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,080 For a rally, 936 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,080 again, 937 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,080 it's not very expensive. 938 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,080 I don't know what I'll do, 939 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,080 sometimes just go off on random shoot. 940 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,080 We always do, one at the very end. 941 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,080 These people are like, 942 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,080 I've just finished, I'm fucking going to have a wank. 943 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,080 I'm going to have a wank. 944 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,080 If someone's sitting there and listening to us 945 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,080 and I'm going to wank at the same time, 946 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,080 I don't know what to do. 947 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,080 Well, let us know. 948 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,080 We're talking about gmail.com. 949 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,080 Yeah, where's a strange place? 950 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,080 What's the strangest thing you can do here? 951 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,080 I think there's some sort. 952 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,080 Yeah, yeah. 953 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,080 Reach around. 954 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,080 Yeah. 955 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,080 Yeah. 956 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,080 Appreciate it as always. 957 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,080 Thank you for coming. 958 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,080 Not that much. 959 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,080 Emails, questions and all that. 960 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,080 Have you had a full seat next week then? 961 00:47:54,080 --> 00:48:16,080 Yeah.