1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,960 Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts 2 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:19,640 Ash and JD. Well, last week we brought you the news that you probably already knew about 3 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:26,240 those alien mummies and now we've just seen that they are actually finally being tested 4 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:34,080 a bit properly aren't they? Yep, but Mexican doctors that confirmed the bodies as non-human 5 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:40,280 and one apparently is a female. So I wonder which one that is then. Well hopefully the 6 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:47,000 testing goes alright, you know, monks are eating all their tacos and having some tequila 7 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:52,880 that we actually get to see some reports on what's going on. Yeah, it'd be nice to get 8 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:58,920 them examined somewhere else than Mexico because they're not going to go against their government, 9 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:04,360 do you know what I mean? Yeah, so it'd be nice if another country could examine them. 10 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,320 Yeah, well I wonder if they're going to, well I doubt they're going to send them back to 11 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:13,720 Peru since they've already taken them from there, but you know maybe some of Donald Trump's 12 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:19,000 scientists can have a look at them because we'll definitely get all the truth over the 13 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,280 origin of the bodies then wouldn't we? As long as it doesn't touch them up too much 14 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,200 though is. Feeling for the crotch to see which one is the female. He loves a bit of copping 15 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:34,920 dirty old Trump. So the news was there hasn't been much going on. We've had Storm Nigel 16 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:41,160 looking at tack in the place. So I've been away this week, only just a little holiday 17 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:47,760 linkage away and the wind, just absolutely terrible. We had over on Tuesday morning just 18 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:56,240 to do a bit of shopping and the country road that we was on, it was one of those narrow 19 00:01:56,240 --> 00:02:02,480 lanes and then you've got the deep sea of a side and the road hasn't been properly, 20 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:08,640 well it never would have been properly tarmacked in the first place and then you've got patches 21 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:14,760 where it's been refilled on the potholes and it was just reminding me of the big dip at 22 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:19,480 the roller coaster in Blackpool. It was literally up and down and you've got bits that you'd 23 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:24,040 lean left and right because one bit's lower than the other and with the wind added on 24 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:30,720 as well, you know it's bad when I've got both hands on the steering wheel holding tight. 25 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:37,360 Up and down with all that and it was horrendous. Obviously with the wind it brought the rain 26 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:41,480 for most of the time I was away as well which didn't bother me too much. I'm still out walking 27 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:49,000 the dog. He had his little rain back on which I remember holding in the picture here but 28 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:54,560 he just hates it. You put it on him, he's not like your dog. He hates getting dressed 29 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,960 up and he's all fucking embarrassed and then as soon as we get out, as soon as he gets 30 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,440 a bit of attention he's like alright yeah I'm alright then I'm all fucking. So yeah 31 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,920 tolling around with that on, bless him. But even though it's got a hood you can't put 32 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:12,880 it over his head. You try and put it over his head and it just covers his eyes straight 33 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:20,520 away. But I find it weird, so you find it with your dog as well, it's like he's got 34 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:26,400 a built in body clock. So it's like they know what time it is in the morning, what time 35 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:34,080 you're getting up so they're sort of awake at the same time. As and when I do have nothing 36 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:41,080 to do on a weekend it's like come 2, 3 o'clock. He's starting to go out as well, it's like 37 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,280 come on and he's pottering around and he's sort of like ushering me towards the door, 38 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:50,400 come on let's go out. So even while we've been away, I mean he's not been too bad but 39 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:56,720 you know come 4.30am because I'm normally up around that time anyway. He's up and I 40 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,040 swear he does it on purpose, he's like come into the bedroom and you know when they're 41 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,920 licking the paws. And he's like boy you've had all night to do it, why have you got to 42 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:11,400 do it now? And like even you've had the chance when we've got back in to have done it the 43 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,800 night before, why have you got to do it in the morning? Because he knows he's waking 44 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,720 me up and again he knows that I'm awake as well because he comes around the side of the 45 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:23,600 bed and I'm trying to just keep my eyes closed pretending I'm asleep still. And he just knows 46 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:29,160 and he's just like pull on me like come on then dad, I can get up. So I just find it 47 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:36,160 strange how they've got that internal body clock and he just loves a good sleep and that 48 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:41,280 but he's got that much energy, he still wants to be out all the time. Because literally 49 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:47,080 any time I got up, because he knew we was awake, we're not in our normal home, so it's 50 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,400 any time I've got up, he's like yeah come on then, let's fucking go out. Even though 51 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:57,160 I kept taking his collar off, he's like get up, his towel's going and he fucking goes 52 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:03,240 because I had the collar on the table, so go to eat sniffy. I suppose if he had another 53 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:08,160 brain cell he'd pick it up and fucking bring it over to me but he's not that clever. Or 54 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:13,240 he is, he's just fucking a bit ignorant. I do think they've just got a sense for stuff 55 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:22,760 because with our dark alpha, if he's coming out on a walk with us or in the car, he knows 56 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:30,400 it before we've even said anything. So when he knows he is, we've had him say anything 57 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:35,960 he'll wipe by the door. For some reason he just has this sense, I don't know what it 58 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,680 is, because we don't say certain words, we're actually not to say certain words because 59 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:49,800 it's getting mixed up. So if we'd be like his head movement, it'd be yeah or no but 60 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:54,240 as soon as we're getting ready, he must be able to smile, I don't know what it is, if 61 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:59,440 we're getting ready and he's coming, without even saying a word, he's getting all hyped 62 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:04,440 up, he runs towards the door but he's not, just sits in the landing being miserable. 63 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,760 So I think they've got a sense for this kind of stuff. Yeah I think they can definitely 64 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:18,580 sense your energy, almost like an aura, how you can see, not how we can see but how mediums 65 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:25,520 can see a colour around each person, so the colour represents what mood or energy they've 66 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:30,280 got. So maybe it's something similar to that. Which I find strange as well, have you seen 67 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:37,960 any of those videos where it's the dog oil filter, so it shows what the dogs see, so 68 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,320 essentially what colours they see everyone at. It's like that TV programme, Blue Me? 69 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,000 Well yeah, because apparently that's a good programme to put on for dogs because they 70 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:51,520 can see everything. It's the colours, that orange and blue and grey colour? Yeah, it's 71 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:58,000 almost like a dull yellow colour as well, so it'd be interesting to see. But, sorry, 72 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:03,800 die burning again, how do they know that that's how they see? Because it's not like you can 73 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:09,760 just, like an overhead projector, you know, fucking old school vibes there, it's not like 74 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:16,000 they can just shine a light through a dog's eye to project it onto a wall to see what 75 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:25,040 colours are there. Science, we're not smart enough. If anyone knows how to figure that 76 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:36,280 out, please let us know, email us in at realtalkingpod at gmail.com or exus on Twitter. The thing 77 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:40,360 is though, that would be interesting to know is how they do that. I suppose we could just 78 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:51,480 Google it, what's the fun in Googling? God, that's Jeeves. But yeah, if you go along with 79 00:07:51,480 --> 00:08:01,440 those things, again, I suppose if there's any medians out there, how can you see the 80 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:08,920 colours or how do you feel the energy? It's strange, but you know, sense is above our 81 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:16,720 understanding as human beings of where we lie on the spectrum of the world. Some people 82 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:24,640 are just a bit more in tuned. Again, I suppose it's almost like a Spaldy sense sort of thing 83 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:33,800 when you get those goosebumps and you think something's around or even just on the more 84 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,960 easiest one that we can all definitely relate to. You know, like you're sitting there in 85 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:43,000 your car and you just look and someone else has looked at you at the same time. You have 86 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,760 that awkward moment, you know, do you carry on looking or do you quickly look back away? 87 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:53,520 That's always a bit of a strange phenomenon. I've had this a few times when you have someone 88 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:57,160 that's got the same car as you because you know it's your own car. Yeah, yeah. You give 89 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:02,160 them a look and then they look and then you've got the little nod. Yeah, nod of approval. 90 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:09,520 They're not going to go and know that I've got the same car. I mean, I'll do it if it's 91 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:15,640 a chic colour of a car. Yeah, yeah, that's crap. Also, talking of mediums, we said we 92 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:20,680 was going to do like a ghost. Remember, I think it was like episode eight. So if there 93 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:29,600 is any mediums that can facilitate us doing like, you know, yeah, just a ghost tour or 94 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:35,000 whatever. Or even just a soul kick reading or something. Yeah, that'd be good. Get one 95 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,880 of those. You know, see this is what I don't get with soul kick readings. I've had about 96 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:44,920 three and I've all said, I've even had the card one. Is it tarot cards? Yeah, tarot reading 97 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:50,720 yet. And if all says I won't be rich, but I'll always have a lot of money. Fuck me. I don't 98 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:55,400 know when that's coming in because everyone I've had is I remember the tarot card one 99 00:09:55,400 --> 00:10:00,520 was just money. I don't know how it works. And then I've seen another one. She's like 100 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:09,120 money. And then the last one we've seen a few, a few weeks back at something. She says 101 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,640 the same thing. Money. And I'm like, I don't know what they're saying because it's not 102 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:20,240 happened yet. So I'm due. I'm due at win basically. Well, I think it's down to when I win the 103 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:25,000 euros, which hopefully is to not. So I can have which I brought some scratch cards that 104 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:30,720 for the first going off topic. Yeah. Brought some scratch cards. I was like, I fuck you 105 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:36,920 spent 20 quid, got the five pound ones, you know, cause I'm after it. Yeah. And I, yeah. 106 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:44,440 I was speaking to the light. So up the road, my sister's little test go express and asked 107 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,880 her the question, what's the most you ever seen anyone win? She went, I've seen someone 108 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:54,440 with 300 grand on a scratch card. I went, did he call up and just go straight down to 109 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:59,840 what? And I know what it was for. If you win X amount of money, you are going to send your 110 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:04,920 ticket off or you've, you've got to go with your ticket to I think the place in what? 111 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:11,000 I think the word. But she said, no, you call him off and um, they read the code and something 112 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,680 and then someone comes up to you even for 300 grand or it's all done over like phone 113 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:20,240 and emails, you just show them. And obviously some, there's more to it than just that. But 114 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,720 you don't have to go to offer to claim it. But it's, it's someone walking up to you and 115 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:29,200 then they put the money into your account. I'd still just be going straight. Yeah. Fuck 116 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,320 that. Yeah. I'm knocking the door because you could just imagine it. Like you've won 117 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,800 a hefty amounts, you know, more than just a couple hundred pounds and you sit in there 118 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:42,920 for like three weeks waiting for fucking Joe blogs to turn up. I'll be fucking straight 119 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:49,520 there. You'd call them up and knew how long it's going to take. I will be up yours. It's 120 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:55,520 like, I'm coming down now. Yeah. Are you open tomorrow morning? If not, I'm fucking heading 121 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,160 over. Well, imagine that though. Imagine on the drive down, you'd have to put your life, 122 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,760 your ticket somewhere, get some mouse to draw it and then just look at your ticket. Make 123 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:09,360 sure you don't. Imagine if you lost it. Yeah. Windows wouldn't go down. Windows wouldn't 124 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:15,640 stay up the whole time. It's a good question. If you've ever won some money on the library 125 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,400 and you went to cash lane and, but then have you ever lost it? What was the amount that 126 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,080 you would have won? If you know that'd be good to know. Cause it's going to be something 127 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:27,280 that's one lot of 20, couldn't scratch car then fucking, you know. Yeah. I mean, I've 128 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:34,480 done that. I've lost the lot small winnings. Yeah. Someone's won like 10 grand and lost 129 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:44,600 it. Oh my God. Well, yeah, when it was an old paper slip up, but yeah, you've reminded 130 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:52,800 me because I know it happened again recently where we've the national lottery app. Obviously 131 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:59,920 you can set it up so it automatically takes the money out and it will pre order your tickets 132 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:04,320 by every Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday or Saturday, whatever games you're playing automatically 133 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:10,520 do it. And I know there was a big one, I think it was probably two years ago now where the 134 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:16,840 young girl, I say young girl, she was 21 or something. Her and a fella that woke up in 135 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:23,720 the morning, seeing the results and all we've won, we've won off a couple of million pounds. 136 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:28,640 But because they didn't have enough money in their accounts, the ticket never actually 137 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:34,640 got purchased. And so they couldn't claim anything. And I remember reading the story 138 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:40,160 and the lad was like, Oh yeah, you know, these things happen. No, no, no, no, there'd be 139 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:44,920 a fucking murder service or if it was something like that, I'd at least be divorced in the 140 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:52,200 misses if it was that. Knowing that you could have been a millionaire and it was just because 141 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,920 you didn't have 20 quid in your fucking account. I know it's all right. 142 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:03,680 Spending like on some goose. Yeah. Yeah. Or like to rub salt in the wounds. It was like 143 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:08,840 the last 20 quid and it was a shit takeaway. Yeah. Like a horrible troll. Yeah. This Chinese 144 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:16,200 cost me 2 million. Yeah. And peas and onions in your curry. Fucking horrible. Well, yeah, 145 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:22,640 I know I'm sure it happened again recently as well where it was the same thing, but it 146 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:28,120 just got no sympathy because if that transaction hasn't gone through on their end, they are 147 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,800 not going to give you the money. You know, it doesn't matter if you've got proof over 148 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:37,000 weeks and months or whatever, if you constantly getting them numbers, you haven't got it. 149 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:46,960 I did read this was about, this was, I think maybe during COVID times. Sorry. The set for 150 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,480 life. Someone played it for the first time, played the lottery for the first time and 151 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:58,480 then won it. Didn't win the 10 grand for 30 years. He won the 10 grand for one year. 152 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:04,440 It's 120 grand on his first ticket mate. Well, again, I know that happened. It was a set 153 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:11,080 for life one where it was the 10 grand for whatever. And again, it was the girl's first 154 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:17,000 ticket. I think she was 19 and she'd never played it before. And she's just like, Oh 155 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,000 yeah, I'll get a set for life one. And then yeah, banged it first draw. I've played the 156 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:29,240 lottery in some like every kind of format, you know, the games, the fucking set for life, 157 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:35,920 the Thunderball, the fucking the lottery, the Euro, the most I've ever won is 200. It was 158 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:42,880 246 or 286. It was the most I've ever won in one go. I got five numbers. I'm like, mate. 159 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,160 Yeah, five numbers. You're thinking you fucking get a big win there. 160 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:52,640 No, it was, it was just, I remember that happened to me the other week. I had three numbers 161 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,800 on set for life and I thought, I'm sure if you get three numbers on set for life, it's 162 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:01,160 a hundred quid or some 50 quid for liquid. Sorry. Or something like that. And look, because 163 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,840 one was a bonus for all of everybody's income. So I just got lucky. It's fucking annoying 164 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,440 any. Oh, and then you get that message. You've won after the change in that though, because 165 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,760 I've got a message saying you've won a lucky dip rather than you've won a prize. Yeah. 166 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,880 Cause I try not to do it for the app too often because the amount of times I wake up in the 167 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:22,760 morning and you're getting that email log into your account because you've won a prize 168 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:27,400 and you fucking, it never logs straight in. It fucking the app staying or the fucking 169 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,600 internet staying. And then when you see your current balance, it's like five pounds. Like 170 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:36,400 what the fuck. It's fucking so annoying. Also, these scratch cards I brought some, don't 171 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:42,880 fuck all. I'm a five pound one, one five pound. They've got to stop that. It just doesn't 172 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:48,000 make sense to me now. You just, just don't make me win morning back. Just, just, there 173 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,480 should be like, it should be a free ticket. Yeah, it should be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 174 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:58,440 Cause if it's like that or have the minimum as 10 pound that yeah, it's fucking, I fucking 175 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:05,360 hate it. I know the fucking, it can be a bit frustrating, but you know, be aware, be responsible, 176 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:11,160 gambler responsible. Yeah. There's all the phone numbers and websites that you can reach 177 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,400 out to if you feel like you've got a bit of a problem. Cause it is frustrating fucking 178 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:22,240 is, but yeah, I'm going to stick another 10 around the euros in a bit anyway. Oh, it's 179 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:29,160 all gambling and that in general. Um, very rarely I'll sling on a fucking, you know, 180 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:34,680 we've five different football results or whatever. Never did a horses or the dogs or anything. 181 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:39,520 The only times I've ever done that is the few occasions where we've been to the dogs 182 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:44,120 or the horses. Um, it's just never been more of a cup of tea really. Talking of which, 183 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,360 when we, when was your life? So that, uh, the dogs. Yeah. Stratford. Yeah. I picked 184 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:52,320 it up on the old boys. I can't remember his name and he was telling me about this horse 185 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:58,920 that's going to run in the Irish, the Irish national. Yeah. So like the Irish version 186 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,720 of the grand national, their equivalent, like this horse is going to win. This horse is 187 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:08,240 going to win. And, uh, so I was in the bookies the day after that and I was telling my, my 188 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,800 eyes, this horse is going to win. I think it was like 81 or something like that. And 189 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:19,180 my, my got no chance and checked it. Fucking what? No, no, but your mom was telling me 190 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:23,040 he had like a couple hundred quid on him. So it was a few grand. Obviously. Yeah. I 191 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:28,160 imagine that was Chelsea guys because he was always in the bookies when we was living in 192 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:35,460 the pub fucking literally because we've most pubs, you have multiple TVs around and we'd 193 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:42,760 the skyboxes. You can set up a lot of big cities. Yeah. So where he would always sit, 194 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:49,080 it would always be that TV was just on channel four or whatever. Add the race, you know, 195 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:54,480 and we had the bookies literally next door as well. And he'd be fucking in and out. So 196 00:18:54,480 --> 00:19:02,680 obviously his name is Gags, uh, but Chelsea guys, cause he was a Chelsea fan. Uh, years 197 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:11,360 ago we would always put the Chelsea to win three one Eden has a hazard score. Um, I think 198 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,480 that bet would be like a five pound bet. Yeah. When it would come through, it'd get like 199 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:20,560 300 odd pounds. Yeah. And you'd know, obviously you'd know that that had happened in general 200 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:25,480 because the game would be on most of the time and you'd see fucking hazards score. But if 201 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:30,400 you didn't know that it scored and it was a three one results fucking, you'd know definitely 202 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:35,360 because Gaz had come in always by me a fucking point or two as well. I mean, to be fair, 203 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:41,680 he was the same bloke had a burger panel to, you know, back hauling that as well. So, uh, 204 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:49,080 he went, show off a few. I remember, um, talking about cause the nearest have ever come to 205 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:57,440 winning. It was 200 grand and I've done it with my old, my, yeah. So, and I remember 206 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:03,520 it, we had, we, everything was in and the last game was the half five kickoff and he 207 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,560 was a, I want to say it was, see, I remember car new miss, but I can't remember if he was 208 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:13,680 playing for me, this rap or he was playing for West Brom against me, this rap. And at 209 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:21,120 the last it was no, no one won. And if he would have scored this fucking the most easiest 210 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,080 fucking goal you could have scored, he was 200. So I'm, we would have won any fucking 211 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:29,920 span of it. Yeah. It was like 256 or something. This was before you could cash out. This was 212 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:34,400 like, so this is a wall ago. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you, you probably more enough, but you'd have 213 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:39,440 to have gone off to the up or back to bookies book and I remember it was like the early 214 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:46,320 fifth minute he just scored out of the bar. I remember it was, no, but the highest one 215 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:55,120 that I almost won. Um, I think it was 80 something thousand and that was off of a pound and it 216 00:20:55,120 --> 00:21:00,560 was fucking leads that let me down. And you know, it wasn't a big accumulator. There was, 217 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,720 I don't know, eight or 10 teams on there roughly. So, you know, good enough amount of teams, 218 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:12,400 but it was just a pound bet and every result was fucking on the ball, just leads, just let 219 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:17,520 me down and they were winning as well. And they just went back to the typical leads and 220 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:25,360 fucking, yeah, just chin me off. Um, I suppose I could have, should have definitely cashed 221 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,520 out, but you know, you thinking, yeah, you've got it, you've got it in the bag. Nah, didn't 222 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:37,200 happen. Uh, almost yet. Fucking just don't do much gambling in general. Um, it's not 223 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:42,640 something I ever really wanted to get into because I can have a bit of an addictive 224 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,120 personality and I probably would fucking get into it a bit too much. Well, we're still going 225 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:53,360 to do that thing as well with, um, yeah, the ruler. We are going to fucking do it one of these days. 226 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:57,520 And I'm telling you, when you get to a grand, if you was to boil up, you'll take that money out 227 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:03,360 straight away. It's not all record. I was to get more 50 quid to about 300. I'd fucking want to 228 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:12,640 take it out. But then all your tarot readings are going to be wrong then. No, we'll do it. We'll 229 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,840 fucking, we'll arrange it for one of these episodes. We're just going to fucking just do it. 230 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:25,040 So you can, people can watch it on the camera as well so that I can see. Yeah. If I can figure 231 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:29,200 that out, then I will do it. Just about now. I had to put pictures over the fucking video, man. 232 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:35,440 It could be like, whoa. Yeah. No, I think that no, if we want to fucking make it, I'll put it up. 233 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:41,040 God. Be in the studio for starters. Just couldn't get enough. It just, you'd want to cash out, 234 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:46,560 right? Yeah, definitely. Fucking. Well, I'd be wanting to cash out on a whole bigger, 235 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:57,120 not just off of a fucking grand water. 50 quid. Yeah. Oh, well, we'll see when we get to it. I 236 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:02,960 still reckon we can't do it. So we've got to have a couple of drinks here. A bit of Dutch courage. 237 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:13,840 It's too grand to take out there. Yeah. We'll get there one day. Yeah. Fucking. So something I did 238 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:22,400 see the other week, which I did mean to bring up, but I fucking keep forgetting. So there's been 239 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:32,640 an AI singer that's actually been making their own music and have got their own fucking 240 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:40,400 record deal. So obviously we've, have you seen the Eric Carpenter? Yeah. Those things are fucking, 241 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,640 a lot of people fucking abused it a bit to be fair, because obviously there was the fucking 242 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:54,480 Bangab. Cause every time we touch, I get it. Yeah. Fucking a few of us, but some of them were just 243 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,920 fucking just too much. So they were trying to push it, just to be stupid songs that just didn't 244 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:09,600 fucking do enough. I should have fucking got it quickly. So Warner music has made history by 245 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:18,080 signing a record deal with Noon Noori, which is the first AI virtual pop singer and Instagram 246 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:26,480 influencer. So when we say AI, it's just someone just put this voice together. No, it's so it's a, 247 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:36,400 it was an AI program that I believe it was. So Noon Noori is unlike any other artists that she 248 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:44,080 exists solely as a visual entity on the internet, free from human limitations such as ageing, 249 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:50,080 fatigue and sleep. So obvious cause it's fucking computer program. So I believe it was just made 250 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:57,680 to essentially make songs, which is already breaking the rules of AI because they're not 251 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:04,720 meant to have freedom of thought and speech. They're meant to just stick within their programming 252 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:10,080 limits. But then someone just type the words and it says the words, cause that's how they do with 253 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:16,880 other artists don't they? They just type the words and then it's generated. It just generates. So 254 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:22,320 it's not like she's making up the songs herself. She's getting told the song to sing and then 255 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:27,520 obviously it's a bit more softer than just that, but you know, she's not really thinking, no, 256 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:36,880 this is a tune. I'm going to say this here. So it's a dunk on it there. But yeah, from what I've seen, 257 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:45,680 this AI character is literally making their own songs. So obviously, yeah, originally with the 258 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:53,520 program, you know, well, it's all songs in existence have been fed into me. And then it's 259 00:25:53,520 --> 00:26:00,960 been sort of pushed towards the pop category for what it wants, whoever created it wants them to 260 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:09,840 make pop songs. And so they started off by doing little songs on Instagram and then yet they've 261 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:17,760 been given a record deal and it just makes you think where's it all going to lead to? If they're 262 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:26,240 allowing them to do songs, what's next? Because I know actors in Hollywood are scared that, 263 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:32,080 you know, the voiceover roles, it's going to be given to AI. Yeah, always Q's been doing a lot 264 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:38,320 about it. Cause even with the deepfake technology as well, you know, you see a lot of them, there's 265 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:46,880 a dedicated Tom Cruise one, which you'd imagine that he looks similar enough anyway, because he's 266 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:53,680 already doing the impersonations of Tom Cruise. Because even though the deepfakes going over the 267 00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:00,960 top of you, you've got to get the mannerisms right, the voice right and just look the way that you're 268 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:10,480 acting. So yeah, the deepfakes of that, they're a bit scary as they are anyway, because, you know, 269 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:18,960 where does evidence get cross contaminated, falsified, if it is going to get into that, 270 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:24,240 you know, anything, any illegal activity, trying to deepfake that it was someone else. 271 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,440 I imagine there's deepfake porn or something as well. I bet it'll be something stupid like 272 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:36,160 Scarlett Johansson's getting railed by a load of geezers where it's not actually her. 273 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,320 Obviously, Roll 36, I know I've brought it up before, but yeah, if you can think of it, 274 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,920 it's been done. So I imagine that it has. And then again, there's a load of those deepfakes where 275 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:55,280 it's a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger over the face of someone else and it to be a film or a song and 276 00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,880 fucking, obviously it says, said other person with the face and the voice and some of them have 277 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:08,240 bought from it. The technology is just getting a bit too much now really, you know, where is it 278 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:13,840 going to come to? But at least we know that on the, on the internet, the internet is going to 279 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:18,560 be a bit of a problem. I don't know where it's going to come to, but at least we know that on the 280 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:25,040 robot side of things, there's still a bit fucking lacking on it. Cause have you seen any of those 281 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:32,880 ones where it's not the robot machine making a hot dog? No, but I was watching, so I don't know 282 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,720 how long this season's been out, but it's called Olivia Atwood's getting filthy rich and it's season 283 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:46,160 one. So basically it's, she basically goes and speaks to like people that do girlfriend experience, 284 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:54,560 which is basically just escorts, you know, only fans, but she doled into the one way, it's like 285 00:28:54,560 --> 00:29:01,360 dolls. And there's a place called the Lamington Spa that do life-like dolls, you know, and he says in 286 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,760 two years, that I will be robotic. So I don't know when this came out. I think it was this year, but 287 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:11,200 I think it was a few months ago, but he reckons in two to three years that they'd be, would be robotic 288 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:19,600 robotic and have actions to your emotions that I suppose. Yeah. I know that they've been around 289 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:26,880 for a while to be fair, not completely AI, but with some of these higher end sex dolls. I mean, 290 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:34,160 the one, the start off at 10 grand. Yeah. And I think it's a 20 odd grand for the most, you know, 291 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:40,320 if it's customary, how you want it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, cause he literally is just a catalog 292 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:45,280 Jews hair, skin tone, all the color, breast size. Here's the thing. Obviously you said, where does 293 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:55,600 it end? So on the show, it says that the sex industry is worth 30 billion a year by 20 further. 294 00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:02,320 It's due to be worth 60 billion. So it is more, it mean you can get a little something. I don't 295 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:07,360 know, create some think and get a little piece of that pie, mate. Maybe that's how I'm car reading. 296 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,440 Yeah. Well, maybe that could be the future. What's missing? 297 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:21,760 I'm not on about like a sex robot, but what's missing? We can get in there. Well, yeah, 298 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:27,280 that's what I was going to say. I think maybe we could create our own sex dolls of ourselves. 299 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:32,400 Well, they do do that. So the person offered this literally out with, they used to go on the 300 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:38,400 wall and basically a grand for everyone. The sub if they get her measurements and whatever, 301 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,560 she said, she got her own one in the end, but then she said she, she wasn't going to do it. 302 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:49,840 But the one thing that knocks me is well, she goes around these only funds houses and she asks 303 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:53,920 the same two questions that the fucking everyone asks. And he fucking pisses me off. That's all 304 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,400 you can ask. And only fans. Yeah. What did you get into it? What are you getting? Well, not that. 305 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,440 How much do you make a month? Yeah. And what's the best month you ever had? 306 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:09,280 And the one girl, like in a hundred, 180 grand a month, like 180 grand a month, 307 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,760 month. Yeah. Some of them might order that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's this one that's 308 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:20,160 dog ugly. And she said, Oh, I might close to a million pounds this year. What? Who's, who's 309 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:27,120 subscribing to that? Oh, I don't know. It's cause a lot of fucking artists are on there as well. 310 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:32,720 I think they're tall. He goes on there. Um, again, look, I don't know what the content is 311 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:38,800 going to be because he's actually doing it. Yeah. He goes for naked on there. Yeah. I think you 312 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:44,480 have to, to my, you just have, I know he goes for naked on there. Cause I've seen some of the 313 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:50,160 videos, you know, it gets sent in the group chats and that. Yeah. But, uh, what's that one? Bella 314 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:55,840 Thorne. I think she was the first one. It's happened since she was the gingerbread. Yeah. 315 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,400 The one I used to be on that Disney show. I can't remember what it was. I've seen her in 316 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,760 some crappy films and that. Yeah. I don't know what the Disney program or whatever was. 317 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,520 I'm pretty sure she was the first one to make a million dollars in her first month. Obviously 318 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:18,000 it's happened since that, that, uh, WWW, WWW E wrestler. That's just stopped wrestling now. 319 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,320 She wanted to do a long sword wrestling, but wrestling said you can't do only fans. 320 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,160 Yeah. So she's chose only fans because she's making a million pounds more. 321 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:31,840 Nah, fair do. But it just, it pees me because, and then they're all like, you know, we'll work. 322 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:38,080 No, you fucking don't. You just dress up, do a little video. Yeah. It's not fucking, you know, 323 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:43,760 but then it's people apparently. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, fair fucking place for a lot. The end of 324 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:52,160 the day, they're taking advantage of the fucking nature of a man, of most men, the way that they're 325 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,720 fucking dirty animals that just want to see tits and pussy and assholes and that all the time. 326 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:03,520 And yeah, they're fucking, they're getting the money for it. So I don't blame them. I mean, 327 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:10,240 if we was going to get a couple of grand a fucking week and that just for, you know, taking pictures, 328 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,600 I think fucking I'd probably be doing that myself. So if you want to see, then email us in 329 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:23,520 at realtalkingpart.gmail.com. Even if you just want some fake pics or something, send us 50 quid. 330 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:28,240 What fucking? There's that geezer, there's that geezer actually. I don't know his name. That wears 331 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:36,320 socks. I think he was a, I don't know. So what he does all day is wear socks. Yeah. Yeah. So they 332 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:44,960 ask you to do certain things. Like I'm sure one person wanted someone to wear socks or put bread 333 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:53,280 in socks and then send it with the bread. Fuck me. I'll do it that way. Fuck you. It's mad though. 334 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:58,320 And because you think, boy, did I want that piece of bread. Like all they're going to do is just eat that bread then. 335 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:06,560 It's mad. Well, when that woman was sat in jars of farts and that a couple of years ago, 336 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:11,680 she was making bank on that as well. Fucking it's just mental. So you just got to find that niche, 337 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,760 that gap and then that's it, man. Even for the money I'm in 60 billion. I mean, I think 338 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:21,760 we're missing something here. Yeah. We'll have to have a brainstorm after hard because we don't want 339 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,880 any of the listeners to stay in our ideas. But if you've got any good ideas, feel free to send them in. 340 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:33,360 Yeah. We'll help promote it and pattern it for you. We'll take it slow. So that's a sex pie. 341 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:42,400 Cream pie. Like warm apple pie. Oh God. American pie. They don't make movies like that anymore, 342 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,880 do they? No. No, they wouldn't be allowed. Just can you imagine pitching that now? 343 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:52,480 Can you imagine pitching that idea with the idea with stiff flat and just couldn't, 344 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:58,240 but just too controversial? No, you struggle with films like that these days really. Anyway, 345 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:03,440 don't you? It doesn't hit the same, does it? No. Again, because look, Tropic Thunder, 346 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:10,640 I think we've brought it up before, but Robert Downey Jr. proper blacking off. And that wasn't 347 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:17,040 even the worst thing about the film either. It was some big jackals. What was he called? 348 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,080 A lot of simple jackals. Simple jackals. 349 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:31,280 You can't have films like that now as much as we'd want to. Because I'll say a lot with the 350 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:37,520 comedians and when they're doing the little shows and that and people getting offended by the jokes. 351 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:44,000 And at the end of the day, it's jokes. You're there to have a laugh. And if there's something 352 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:50,320 that you've not loved, just it is what it is. Don't get fucking upset on that. Fair enough, 353 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:54,480 if they're fucking full on pointing at you, saying that you're a baby rapist or something, 354 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:59,040 you get offended. But if they're making a joke about something, just fucking don't. 355 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,400 That's what you're there for, isn't it? Just let it go, man. Just fucking chill out. 356 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,760 There's just no need for fucking some of these people. You can get a bit fucking on top. 357 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaking of fucking on top really, I thought I had a bit of a strange one the other day. 358 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:24,560 So I say it was a Y. When it's CX, which I haven't been into one for fucking years, 359 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:29,360 to be fair. So that would go away. Shopping or anything. Apart from food shop, 360 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,480 because that's essential. But yeah, just walked in, had a fucking mooch. 361 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,560 I had to laugh anyway, because there was these two foreign dudes, I don't know what they were, 362 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,280 but to each other that weren't speaking English. They were trying to sell this Bluetooth speaker. 363 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:50,720 And the gaze of the owner being as polite as he can. And he's like, yeah, so if you get a 364 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:56,640 voucher, you'll get 26 pound. Or if you want it as cash, you'll get 23. And they're like, 365 00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:01,280 well, we want more money. Yeah, but you can only spend this voucher here. You can't spend it 366 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:07,280 anywhere else. All right, cash then. Then you haven't got a charger with you. So we've got to 367 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,320 take money off of that instead of a huffing and puffing. So we're going to get 21 pound 50 for 368 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:17,040 this little fucking Bluetooth speaker. I don't know what brand it was or anything. But Jesus. 369 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:26,240 Anyway, so they're there for fucking ages. So this young lady that's fucking called me around, 370 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:32,320 because I'm buying this game, 12 pound bag of shit, might take it back. But that's not the point 371 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:41,040 of the story. So she's there. She's got a short pink hair, multicoloured nails, fucking wearing a 372 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:48,480 beanie, all the piercings and that everywhere. Surprisingly, she wasn't dressed that strangely. 373 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:57,600 But she served me. Because I'm trying to figure out what's going on with this Bluetooth speaker 374 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:02,640 situation. So I wasn't paying attention for a minute. And she's handed me the game then. 375 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:07,680 She's going, oh yeah, I'll put the receipts in the case for you. I was like, all right, yeah, 376 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:15,680 thanks, bab. Bam, face up on that fucking. Because I just assumed her gender. She wasn't female, 377 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:22,080 but she didn't appreciate it. So I just didn't pay attention. I just walked off. The missus is 378 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:27,840 standing over the side then, looking at DVDs of all fucking things. Like. Yeah, and he's looking 379 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:34,960 at DVDs now. Yeah, everything's on Netflix and fucking Amazon Prime and that. Oh God. But yeah, 380 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:44,480 so ended up buying two DVDs. What DVDs? Fuck you. I don't know, man. Look, I think the bomb was like 381 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:50,720 vampire's assistant. What do you even watch the DVDs on? Well, where it was, it was a DVD player. 382 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:58,560 Otherwise, it's going to have to be fucking the PlayStation, honey. Yeah. So yeah, two DVDs. 383 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:06,400 Don't know what fucking the second one was. But then I think because I'd assumed this lady's gender 384 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:16,160 and. Insulted about calling her bab. She fucking had an awkward long stare with my missus then. 385 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:23,360 Look, I couldn't tell whether she wanted to fucking try and chat her up and get a number or something. 386 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:29,040 Or she wanted to fucking switch on her because she's married to me. And it was just weird. Look, 387 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:36,080 I'm staring at her while she's staring at my missus. And the tension was just growing. 388 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,320 And then as we walked out of the shop, I fucking said straight out of wow, I was like, well, 389 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:45,440 that was awkward, wasn't it? Yeah. Did you say how filthy her nails were? I was like, 390 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,000 that's what you took from that interaction. Like the way she was just staring. And I noticed the 391 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,880 nails were painted, but obviously I didn't see the dirt under her nails. But it was just weird. 392 00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:00,320 I mean, bab, bab's an old word. I've never called anyone bab. I would do it all the time. No, 393 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:07,120 you thought, you know, cheers bab. Muckat, say that a lot. Nice one Muckat. Cheers mate. Thanks for 394 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:16,640 that. I suppose, yes, we're an older generation. And then we're for the people that are always 395 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:22,720 around, work boys and all that. It's just, it's part of their language barrier. So it's just what 396 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:29,440 I would pick up as well, isn't it? Bab. Yeah. And then not long after that, because we did a quick 397 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,720 little food shop then as well. There was two Sam Smiths in there as well. Fuck yeah. When you say 398 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:39,840 Sam Smith was wearing Teletubby boots. There wasn't at that particular moment, but I could imagine 399 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:48,960 that they would love to wear those Teletubby boots around. Yeah. They didn't recognise me anyway, 400 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,600 so thank fuck for that. You know, his community's not got onto the real talking podcast yet. 401 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:59,360 I don't think any community has just yet. Well, the Welsh community's there. They're fucking loving 402 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:06,720 it, aren't they? We've got a good few fucking fans over in America and out as well. Yeah, 403 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:15,760 San Diego. Speaking of fans, we have got an email. Kirsty's emailed in again. I think Kirsty's our 404 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:20,800 number one fan now. I think Danny G's just fucking fell off a little bit. I think he's been a little 405 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,360 bit. I think Danny G's just fucking fell off a little bit. I think he's got no fucking stories 406 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:32,880 to come out about his reason. Yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah, he's backed off a little bit, hasn't he? 407 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:40,320 Pussyhole. No, Dan, hopefully you're all right and you haven't just stopped listening because you're 408 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:48,240 crying in the corner all the time. Anyway, Kirsty, thanks for the email. Maybe it's just a few 409 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,640 episodes behind. He's been listening to this for about two weeks and he's like, what's he saying? 410 00:41:53,840 --> 00:42:01,600 Well, I'll wait for his response. So, Kirsty says, hi guys, loving Mike's stories. So, 411 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:06,240 I think everyone was loving Mike's stories. Oh, Mike's a fucking little legend of the chat. 412 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:13,680 Right, so during my time working at McDonald's, I was asked to get some more fries from the 413 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:20,400 walking freezer, as you do. Fucking gotta share that workload, ain't you? When I opened the door, 414 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:28,720 I was supposed to find the manager banging a coworker. Fucking hell. Fair play. It's always 415 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,480 the manager, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I reckon the manager was like a 24 year old male and the girl 416 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,400 was like 18, like, you know, that way around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The manager's gonna be older. 417 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:43,440 Yeah. Without saying anything, grabbed the fries, near the door and left. A few weeks later, 418 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:49,680 same coworker was promoted to shift manager. Well, I'll see why she was doing it then. 419 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:59,520 Fucking hell. Fucking legend. After the incident, both of them ignored me and didn't acknowledge 420 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:06,640 what happened. So, yeah, fucking. But see, no, go on, sorry, I meant to let you go on. Yeah, yeah. 421 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:12,320 I took advantage of this situation though, and would take longer breaks or lunches without any 422 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:18,320 complaints. That's it. If anyone complained, they would cover for me by saying that they'd allowed 423 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:23,920 for me to take a longer break. They never confronted me about what I'd witnessed, 424 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:30,240 but they knew that I had something on them and my extended breaks were an unspoken agreement for 425 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:37,520 my silence. However, I always made sure to help coworkers and would jump back in to work if I saw 426 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:43,520 someone struggling. So, yeah, fucking fair play. At least you fucking did the right thing and 427 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:50,080 jumped back on when you was needed. And then she says, have you, have either of you had anything 428 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:56,560 similar? That's a great story actually. I was just going to say actually, I was going to say, 429 00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:01,360 I wouldn't know what to do in that situation. I think I would have to be like, after what was 430 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:08,080 used to do. Just so they know I've seen it, but not have that unspoken, you know, rules that she 431 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:14,320 was like, I would be like, well, I ain't telling you, but I've got to get something. Yeah. Well, 432 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:22,240 going off of that, I'll tell you, you've had no experience. No, I've never, I mean, the only thing 433 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:29,280 I can vaguely remember is we went out to Nolingham, me and my brother and one of the other lads, 434 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:38,400 and some people was fucking in the car. But literally, you couldn't see anything because 435 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,360 it was dark. And once they noticed, they both got grabbed from the back and ran into the front. And 436 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:50,000 that was it. But, no, not off the top of my head. No, I can't. I can't. Well, I've had pretty much 437 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:57,440 the same thing fucking happen. Not that I was working at McDonald's. So back when I was living 438 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:07,040 in that pub, I'll say I won't say any names, but if anyone does know me and knows where I was living 439 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:14,240 and who was working there, they're going to know exactly who it was. So back with the old dog, 440 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:22,240 I was about to take her out for a walk. And then as I've opened the door, I've shouted back to the 441 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:28,800 missus, whatever it says. But because of... Yeah, but because you were layout, so in your layout, 442 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:35,280 layout is that. So JD's like flower pond, or you want to call it above the pub. 443 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,640 When you walk out the front door, you'd have the offices to your left. Yeah. So before you would 444 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,480 go down the stairs, so the main office for the manager and assistant manager would be... Yeah, 445 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:49,280 that was on the left. And then on the right was like a little storage room as well. So have you 446 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:56,000 all come out your front door? Yeah. So I've opened the door, turned around to say whatever to the 447 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:06,080 missus and the dog on the extendable lead has wandered off to the left. Now, as I've followed 448 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:14,640 through then, I've just seen the backlash of commotion of the manager sort of awkwardly sitting 449 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:21,360 there and the other girl quickly sort of like wrapping a cardigan or jumper, whatever it was, 450 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:27,440 back around herself and trying to follow your arse to the back. You caught the reaction from 451 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:32,000 you coming out the door, what was the thinking process? Yeah, because it was like, ah, shit, 452 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:41,520 the dog, fucking hell. And then they've started to cover themselves up. So for starters, why was the 453 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:46,320 door fucking open in the first place? Yes, knowing that your front door is literally... But it's not 454 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,840 just about my door as well. It's in case any other staff come up the stairs to get like fucking 455 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:58,720 change out the safe or whatever. They shouldn't have left the fucking door open. So I had to laugh 456 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:02,400 about it. I was like, oh, sorry about that. Come on, man, they fucking got her out of the office. 457 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,600 So that's all you said at the time? That's all I said. 458 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,160 At the time, that's all that got said between any of you at the time? 459 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,520 Yeah, because I'd already heard rumours that... It was going on. 460 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:19,600 Yeah, stuff was going on between the bare men anyway from staff. So I just laughed about it. 461 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:27,360 I was like, yeah, so it's happening then. I can't say too much about it because they're 462 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:33,040 fucking did listen. It's going to get even fucking... Well, fucking, I don't care. 463 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:41,840 So he's missed his work at the pub as well. So obviously it was more bait that if anything 464 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:47,920 was to come out or fucking she was to walk in. The only God send on his behalf really is because 465 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:53,680 they had kids that never often worked the same shifts together. So it was less likely for her 466 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:58,000 to catch you. It's still a lot of rules. You work in the same workplace as you miss it. So even if 467 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:03,280 rumours got around, and then not only that, you've got a front door right next to the office, 468 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,680 the office door wide open where you can come out your door and anyone can come up the stairs. 469 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:13,280 Yeah. So they're playing it hot as where in Kirsty's stories there was playing it cold. 470 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:18,400 Because they're in the freezer. Fucking good call back there. That was a real good one. 471 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:29,360 So yeah, after that, I'd always be given at least one free coin from this chap then as well. 472 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,840 And nothing got said? I didn't need to say anything. 473 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:38,480 I was just thinking, look, because it's not my business. So I don't care. You're going to do it. 474 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:43,200 Whatever. So the first transaction with the first point, what happened? Did he literally just go, 475 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,120 Jack, don't worry about it. Yeah. Because I was going to pay. He was like, no, no, it's all right. 476 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,640 You can have a free one. I was like, all right, I'll sign on. Never going to turn down a free 477 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:56,160 point. And then it just carried on. So like every time he served you, not every time, but like- 478 00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:02,000 No, it's not like I'd get fucking eight free points a day, but it was like fucking one or two 479 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:08,960 when he'd serve me. Yeah. So yeah. And then with the other person in question, does she give you free? 480 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,480 No. But did she have any reaction like action like with you any- 481 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:20,160 No, I never said much really. Well, she never said anything about it. There was an incident 482 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:30,000 a good few months after that where she went off the rails. She was out drinking on all sorts of 483 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,240 drugs and she was ringing him up at like three o'clock in the morning. Obviously trying to get 484 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:43,520 through to him, sending text messages, voice mails and stuff. Apparently saying stuff. 485 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:48,560 And then she was found the next day, well, she fell asleep in a field or something, 486 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:53,520 because she was completely fucking off her face. Have you got away with it? I don't know. 487 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:59,120 Maybe he didn't get away with it after all the move ups. 488 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:09,440 Probably was. Yeah. But yeah, that was the, well, I'd say pretty much the same situation really. 489 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:15,840 Yeah. It was always fun. I remember saying to the missus, because she came out on that. 490 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,160 I was going to say, did you tell her about it? Yeah, I told her straight away. 491 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,040 Because your missus was the assistant manager there. 492 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,160 Was the assistant manager there as well. So she's got some kind of, 493 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:30,400 she's in just any member of staff. No. And obviously that's her office as well. 494 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:36,320 Yeah. And what happened with her? Does she have any words of him or- 495 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,320 Yeah, she, well, she didn't have a conversation with him or Bay or the other girl. 496 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:47,360 She just had the similar attitude of, yeah, they can do whatever they want. Just fucking, 497 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:52,400 it's not my business. But I remember just saying to her, if you have a choice, 498 00:50:52,400 --> 00:51:00,560 anything like that with you, I will fucking cut his throat. And yeah, she fucking was a bit scared 499 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:07,200 for five minutes at that point there. But to be fair, fucking, it's a, I would think a reasonable 500 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:12,240 reaction because if anyone's trolling on your missus, you've got a right to be pissed off. 501 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:20,000 And then obviously be more pissed off if your partner reciprocates that attention then as well. 502 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,240 And not that she would, but she better not because I'll fucking break her neck as well. 503 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:29,920 Ginger bitch. But thanks for that, Eamon. Yeah, thank you for that. 504 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,720 I mean, any more stories from anyone or any questions, just feel free to email us. 505 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:40,480 You know, we keep saying it, but it really makes the podcast worthwhile. It actually, 506 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:45,920 you know, for me, it proves that people are listening and are enjoying the content, 507 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,160 where they're listening to every week. And one asks us questions and tell us stories. 508 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:54,960 So thank you for your email. And yeah, if any of you's got any questions or stories, 509 00:51:54,960 --> 00:52:00,480 please just email into us. Yeah, yeah, it is much appreciated. So again, yeah, the email address, 510 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:11,680 realtalkingpod at gmail.com. X Twitter handle is at Ash and JD. Obviously the YouTube page, 511 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:20,480 real talking podcast. Do you know one of our YouTube had 10 views? Yeah. I was like, cause I 512 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:24,720 was going through one's got like two. Now it's obviously just where me and you've probably just 513 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,440 watched it. It's got a view. It was good. I was like, who's watching it? Yeah. Yeah. Um, 514 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:36,720 again, if you're watching it on the YouTube, you know, do stick along, subscribe as well while 515 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:42,480 you're there, um, share it to your friends and family and that anyone that you think he's gonna 516 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:50,320 enjoy listening to us as much as you do, or maybe even more. Um, you know, it is appreciated. It's, 517 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:59,520 it's, uh, something we talked about for a while. It was getting into a podcast, doing one. Um, 518 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,920 so yeah, knowing that there's people out there listening and enjoying it, it is appreciated. 519 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:08,080 And so the more of you's that do share and even just the downloads, you know, if you're on 520 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:14,480 Spotify and that and download, you know, we can visibly see how many people are definitely 521 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:20,000 listening, you know, cause you can't always go off of the download stats because there's more 522 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,600 people that listen than actually download. So, you know, it is appreciated if you can do it. Um, 523 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,760 you know, it doesn't take up any space on you, the voice, your phone or your laptop or whatever. 524 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:34,160 And then it's like after 30 days, it automatically removes itself as well. So it's not going to stay 525 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:41,280 there forever. Um, so yeah, it is appreciated. Uh, yeah. Any, any more stories than that, 526 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,680 please do send them over. Yeah. I've looked any sex stories as well. I feel like a bit risky in 527 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:55,040 there. So yeah, you know, like Mike's one, the standing finger reach around. 528 00:53:55,040 --> 00:54:01,440 Why fucking your mates story. Fucking quiet. Um, cause you can imagine how, you know, these are 529 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,760 just obviously two of our listeners that are coming with these stories. I can only imagine what, 530 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:11,360 what other people see and probably don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Especially with the younger generation. 531 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:17,360 Yeah. Well, we've all, I mean, I mean, it's nothing to them, is it? So, no, no. Um, 532 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:24,960 but again, it doesn't have to be a sex story. If you've got something you want to just fucking 533 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:29,200 share, which you can, uh, again, you know, we're here for a voice cast. They personally had some 534 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,680 great advice from us. You know, she was, um, I wonder how she's getting on with our voice. 535 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:38,320 Do you reckon she's doing all right? Well, she did sound the other email that she's not with 536 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:45,440 any rag dolls anymore. Um, yeah. So, uh, yeah, you know, she's, she's taking it for us well. 537 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:55,920 Or again, you know, we, we gave, uh, our experiences on, I don't know if it was like episode five or 538 00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:01,760 six, uh, paranormal activity anyway. If you've got any ghost stories or anything. And as we touch on, 539 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,240 if you are a medium or, you know, you can get us in with a ghost or we've got to get those cameras 540 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:13,200 on our heads. Like the phone. Yeah. Imagine that. I know. Yeah. The fucking 360 view. I know we've 541 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:19,680 touched on it before, but I was watching a ghost thing again on TV. Fucking so fake and settle. 542 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:27,840 It's just fucking, if I'm in a, if I'm a ghost hunter or whatever the right term is anyway, 543 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:34,480 not hearing a noise. I'm not really a ghost buster. Actually, when we do our ghost, 544 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:41,040 when we do it, if someone, if someone sorts us out, we should get the ghost busters out for 545 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,040 your boy with ghost hunting with the go pros and that fucking, that'd be fucking awesome. 546 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:53,360 Yeah. Just don't cross the streams kid. I've got it. Yeah. I did see some the other day, uh, 547 00:55:54,160 --> 00:56:01,280 that it's one near me, uh, commentary way, uh, for a ghost tour, but it was on it's well, 548 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:06,960 not what it's going to be held on the 18th of November, but I'm away that week. So I can't go 549 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,120 I'm kind of wondering if it could just be obviously me and you and obviously, so 550 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:19,680 yeah, so there's no contamination of sorts. Yeah. Cross contamination. Yeah. Yeah. No, 551 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:24,800 we definitely need to get something sorted. Um, and we are the guest thing. It's something that 552 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,440 we really both want to get to a blog, you know, guest on the podcast. So we are, 553 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,960 we are trying to figure that out. How could we get and who would be best for the part that would 554 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:41,440 get the part? Yeah. So yeah. So yeah, if any of you just want to jump on yourselves, um, 555 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:48,080 don't necessarily have anything that needs to have any interesting stories or anything in particular 556 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,560 going on, you know, you can just come on and just have a fucking chat and then we'll have a laugh. 557 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:57,760 Um, you know, if you've got a big enough space, you're not too far away. We can always come to 558 00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:07,280 you as well. Uh, yeah. So we'll wait for your interactions again. And as always hope you've 559 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:13,680 enjoyed that has been another edition of the real talking podcast. Hope you've enjoyed it. See you 560 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:29,040 later. Bye bye.