Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts
Ash and JD. Well, last week we brought you the news that you probably already knew about
those alien mummies and now we've just seen that they are actually finally being tested
a bit properly aren't they? Yep, but Mexican doctors that confirmed the bodies as non-human
and one apparently is a female. So I wonder which one that is then. Well hopefully the
testing goes alright, you know, monks are eating all their tacos and having some tequila
that we actually get to see some reports on what's going on. Yeah, it'd be nice to get
them examined somewhere else than Mexico because they're not going to go against their government,
do you know what I mean? Yeah, so it'd be nice if another country could examine them.
Yeah, well I wonder if they're going to, well I doubt they're going to send them back to
Peru since they've already taken them from there, but you know maybe some of Donald Trump's
scientists can have a look at them because we'll definitely get all the truth over the
origin of the bodies then wouldn't we? As long as it doesn't touch them up too much
though is. Feeling for the crotch to see which one is the female. He loves a bit of copping
dirty old Trump. So the news was there hasn't been much going on. We've had Storm Nigel
looking at tack in the place. So I've been away this week, only just a little holiday
linkage away and the wind, just absolutely terrible. We had over on Tuesday morning just
to do a bit of shopping and the country road that we was on, it was one of those narrow
lanes and then you've got the deep sea of a side and the road hasn't been properly,
well it never would have been properly tarmacked in the first place and then you've got patches
where it's been refilled on the potholes and it was just reminding me of the big dip at
the roller coaster in Blackpool. It was literally up and down and you've got bits that you'd
lean left and right because one bit's lower than the other and with the wind added on
as well, you know it's bad when I've got both hands on the steering wheel holding tight.
Up and down with all that and it was horrendous. Obviously with the wind it brought the rain
for most of the time I was away as well which didn't bother me too much. I'm still out walking
the dog. He had his little rain back on which I remember holding in the picture here but
he just hates it. You put it on him, he's not like your dog. He hates getting dressed
up and he's all fucking embarrassed and then as soon as we get out, as soon as he gets
a bit of attention he's like alright yeah I'm alright then I'm all fucking. So yeah
tolling around with that on, bless him. But even though it's got a hood you can't put
it over his head. You try and put it over his head and it just covers his eyes straight
away. But I find it weird, so you find it with your dog as well, it's like he's got
a built in body clock. So it's like they know what time it is in the morning, what time
you're getting up so they're sort of awake at the same time. As and when I do have nothing
to do on a weekend it's like come 2, 3 o'clock. He's starting to go out as well, it's like
come on and he's pottering around and he's sort of like ushering me towards the door,
come on let's go out. So even while we've been away, I mean he's not been too bad but
you know come 4.30am because I'm normally up around that time anyway. He's up and I
swear he does it on purpose, he's like come into the bedroom and you know when they're
licking the paws. And he's like boy you've had all night to do it, why have you got to
do it now? And like even you've had the chance when we've got back in to have done it the
night before, why have you got to do it in the morning? Because he knows he's waking
me up and again he knows that I'm awake as well because he comes around the side of the
bed and I'm trying to just keep my eyes closed pretending I'm asleep still. And he just knows
and he's just like pull on me like come on then dad, I can get up. So I just find it
strange how they've got that internal body clock and he just loves a good sleep and that
but he's got that much energy, he still wants to be out all the time. Because literally
any time I got up, because he knew we was awake, we're not in our normal home, so it's
any time I've got up, he's like yeah come on then, let's fucking go out. Even though
I kept taking his collar off, he's like get up, his towel's going and he fucking goes
because I had the collar on the table, so go to eat sniffy. I suppose if he had another
brain cell he'd pick it up and fucking bring it over to me but he's not that clever. Or
he is, he's just fucking a bit ignorant. I do think they've just got a sense for stuff
because with our dark alpha, if he's coming out on a walk with us or in the car, he knows
it before we've even said anything. So when he knows he is, we've had him say anything
he'll wipe by the door. For some reason he just has this sense, I don't know what it
is, because we don't say certain words, we're actually not to say certain words because
it's getting mixed up. So if we'd be like his head movement, it'd be yeah or no but
as soon as we're getting ready, he must be able to smile, I don't know what it is, if
we're getting ready and he's coming, without even saying a word, he's getting all hyped
up, he runs towards the door but he's not, just sits in the landing being miserable.
So I think they've got a sense for this kind of stuff. Yeah I think they can definitely
sense your energy, almost like an aura, how you can see, not how we can see but how mediums
can see a colour around each person, so the colour represents what mood or energy they've
got. So maybe it's something similar to that. Which I find strange as well, have you seen
any of those videos where it's the dog oil filter, so it shows what the dogs see, so
essentially what colours they see everyone at. It's like that TV programme, Blue Me?
Well yeah, because apparently that's a good programme to put on for dogs because they
can see everything. It's the colours, that orange and blue and grey colour? Yeah, it's
almost like a dull yellow colour as well, so it'd be interesting to see. But, sorry,
die burning again, how do they know that that's how they see? Because it's not like you can
just, like an overhead projector, you know, fucking old school vibes there, it's not like
they can just shine a light through a dog's eye to project it onto a wall to see what
colours are there. Science, we're not smart enough. If anyone knows how to figure that
out, please let us know, email us in at realtalkingpod at gmail.com or exus on Twitter. The thing
is though, that would be interesting to know is how they do that. I suppose we could just
Google it, what's the fun in Googling? God, that's Jeeves. But yeah, if you go along with
those things, again, I suppose if there's any medians out there, how can you see the
colours or how do you feel the energy? It's strange, but you know, sense is above our
understanding as human beings of where we lie on the spectrum of the world. Some people
are just a bit more in tuned. Again, I suppose it's almost like a Spaldy sense sort of thing
when you get those goosebumps and you think something's around or even just on the more
easiest one that we can all definitely relate to. You know, like you're sitting there in
your car and you just look and someone else has looked at you at the same time. You have
that awkward moment, you know, do you carry on looking or do you quickly look back away?
That's always a bit of a strange phenomenon. I've had this a few times when you have someone
that's got the same car as you because you know it's your own car. Yeah, yeah. You give
them a look and then they look and then you've got the little nod. Yeah, nod of approval.
They're not going to go and know that I've got the same car. I mean, I'll do it if it's
a chic colour of a car. Yeah, yeah, that's crap. Also, talking of mediums, we said we
was going to do like a ghost. Remember, I think it was like episode eight. So if there
is any mediums that can facilitate us doing like, you know, yeah, just a ghost tour or
whatever. Or even just a soul kick reading or something. Yeah, that'd be good. Get one
of those. You know, see this is what I don't get with soul kick readings. I've had about
three and I've all said, I've even had the card one. Is it tarot cards? Yeah, tarot reading
yet. And if all says I won't be rich, but I'll always have a lot of money. Fuck me. I don't
know when that's coming in because everyone I've had is I remember the tarot card one
was just money. I don't know how it works. And then I've seen another one. She's like
money. And then the last one we've seen a few, a few weeks back at something. She says
the same thing. Money. And I'm like, I don't know what they're saying because it's not
happened yet. So I'm due. I'm due at win basically. Well, I think it's down to when I win the
euros, which hopefully is to not. So I can have which I brought some scratch cards that
for the first going off topic. Yeah. Brought some scratch cards. I was like, I fuck you
spent 20 quid, got the five pound ones, you know, cause I'm after it. Yeah. And I, yeah.
I was speaking to the light. So up the road, my sister's little test go express and asked
her the question, what's the most you ever seen anyone win? She went, I've seen someone
with 300 grand on a scratch card. I went, did he call up and just go straight down to
what? And I know what it was for. If you win X amount of money, you are going to send your
ticket off or you've, you've got to go with your ticket to I think the place in what?
I think the word. But she said, no, you call him off and um, they read the code and something
and then someone comes up to you even for 300 grand or it's all done over like phone
and emails, you just show them. And obviously some, there's more to it than just that. But
you don't have to go to offer to claim it. But it's, it's someone walking up to you and
then they put the money into your account. I'd still just be going straight. Yeah. Fuck
that. Yeah. I'm knocking the door because you could just imagine it. Like you've won
a hefty amounts, you know, more than just a couple hundred pounds and you sit in there
for like three weeks waiting for fucking Joe blogs to turn up. I'll be fucking straight
there. You'd call them up and knew how long it's going to take. I will be up yours. It's
like, I'm coming down now. Yeah. Are you open tomorrow morning? If not, I'm fucking heading
over. Well, imagine that though. Imagine on the drive down, you'd have to put your life,
your ticket somewhere, get some mouse to draw it and then just look at your ticket. Make
sure you don't. Imagine if you lost it. Yeah. Windows wouldn't go down. Windows wouldn't
stay up the whole time. It's a good question. If you've ever won some money on the library
and you went to cash lane and, but then have you ever lost it? What was the amount that
you would have won? If you know that'd be good to know. Cause it's going to be something
that's one lot of 20, couldn't scratch car then fucking, you know. Yeah. I mean, I've
done that. I've lost the lot small winnings. Yeah. Someone's won like 10 grand and lost
it. Oh my God. Well, yeah, when it was an old paper slip up, but yeah, you've reminded
me because I know it happened again recently where we've the national lottery app. Obviously
you can set it up so it automatically takes the money out and it will pre order your tickets
by every Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday or Saturday, whatever games you're playing automatically
do it. And I know there was a big one, I think it was probably two years ago now where the
young girl, I say young girl, she was 21 or something. Her and a fella that woke up in
the morning, seeing the results and all we've won, we've won off a couple of million pounds.
But because they didn't have enough money in their accounts, the ticket never actually
got purchased. And so they couldn't claim anything. And I remember reading the story
and the lad was like, Oh yeah, you know, these things happen. No, no, no, no, there'd be
a fucking murder service or if it was something like that, I'd at least be divorced in the
misses if it was that. Knowing that you could have been a millionaire and it was just because
you didn't have 20 quid in your fucking account. I know it's all right.
Spending like on some goose. Yeah. Yeah. Or like to rub salt in the wounds. It was like
the last 20 quid and it was a shit takeaway. Yeah. Like a horrible troll. Yeah. This Chinese
cost me 2 million. Yeah. And peas and onions in your curry. Fucking horrible. Well, yeah,
I know I'm sure it happened again recently as well where it was the same thing, but it
just got no sympathy because if that transaction hasn't gone through on their end, they are
not going to give you the money. You know, it doesn't matter if you've got proof over
weeks and months or whatever, if you constantly getting them numbers, you haven't got it.
I did read this was about, this was, I think maybe during COVID times. Sorry. The set for
life. Someone played it for the first time, played the lottery for the first time and
then won it. Didn't win the 10 grand for 30 years. He won the 10 grand for one year.
It's 120 grand on his first ticket mate. Well, again, I know that happened. It was a set
for life one where it was the 10 grand for whatever. And again, it was the girl's first
ticket. I think she was 19 and she'd never played it before. And she's just like, Oh
yeah, I'll get a set for life one. And then yeah, banged it first draw. I've played the
lottery in some like every kind of format, you know, the games, the fucking set for life,
the Thunderball, the fucking the lottery, the Euro, the most I've ever won is 200. It was
246 or 286. It was the most I've ever won in one go. I got five numbers. I'm like, mate.
Yeah, five numbers. You're thinking you fucking get a big win there.
No, it was, it was just, I remember that happened to me the other week. I had three numbers
on set for life and I thought, I'm sure if you get three numbers on set for life, it's
a hundred quid or some 50 quid for liquid. Sorry. Or something like that. And look, because
one was a bonus for all of everybody's income. So I just got lucky. It's fucking annoying
any. Oh, and then you get that message. You've won after the change in that though, because
I've got a message saying you've won a lucky dip rather than you've won a prize. Yeah.
Cause I try not to do it for the app too often because the amount of times I wake up in the
morning and you're getting that email log into your account because you've won a prize
and you fucking, it never logs straight in. It fucking the app staying or the fucking
internet staying. And then when you see your current balance, it's like five pounds. Like
what the fuck. It's fucking so annoying. Also, these scratch cards I brought some, don't
fuck all. I'm a five pound one, one five pound. They've got to stop that. It just doesn't
make sense to me now. You just, just don't make me win morning back. Just, just, there
should be like, it should be a free ticket. Yeah, it should be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Cause if it's like that or have the minimum as 10 pound that yeah, it's fucking, I fucking
hate it. I know the fucking, it can be a bit frustrating, but you know, be aware, be responsible,
gambler responsible. Yeah. There's all the phone numbers and websites that you can reach
out to if you feel like you've got a bit of a problem. Cause it is frustrating fucking
is, but yeah, I'm going to stick another 10 around the euros in a bit anyway. Oh, it's
all gambling and that in general. Um, very rarely I'll sling on a fucking, you know,
we've five different football results or whatever. Never did a horses or the dogs or anything.
The only times I've ever done that is the few occasions where we've been to the dogs
or the horses. Um, it's just never been more of a cup of tea really. Talking of which,
when we, when was your life? So that, uh, the dogs. Yeah. Stratford. Yeah. I picked
it up on the old boys. I can't remember his name and he was telling me about this horse
that's going to run in the Irish, the Irish national. Yeah. So like the Irish version
of the grand national, their equivalent, like this horse is going to win. This horse is
going to win. And, uh, so I was in the bookies the day after that and I was telling my, my
eyes, this horse is going to win. I think it was like 81 or something like that. And
my, my got no chance and checked it. Fucking what? No, no, but your mom was telling me
he had like a couple hundred quid on him. So it was a few grand. Obviously. Yeah. I
imagine that was Chelsea guys because he was always in the bookies when we was living in
the pub fucking literally because we've most pubs, you have multiple TVs around and we'd
the skyboxes. You can set up a lot of big cities. Yeah. So where he would always sit,
it would always be that TV was just on channel four or whatever. Add the race, you know,
and we had the bookies literally next door as well. And he'd be fucking in and out. So
obviously his name is Gags, uh, but Chelsea guys, cause he was a Chelsea fan. Uh, years
ago we would always put the Chelsea to win three one Eden has a hazard score. Um, I think
that bet would be like a five pound bet. Yeah. When it would come through, it'd get like
300 odd pounds. Yeah. And you'd know, obviously you'd know that that had happened in general
because the game would be on most of the time and you'd see fucking hazards score. But if
you didn't know that it scored and it was a three one results fucking, you'd know definitely
because Gaz had come in always by me a fucking point or two as well. I mean, to be fair,
he was the same bloke had a burger panel to, you know, back hauling that as well. So, uh,
he went, show off a few. I remember, um, talking about cause the nearest have ever come to
winning. It was 200 grand and I've done it with my old, my, yeah. So, and I remember
it, we had, we, everything was in and the last game was the half five kickoff and he
was a, I want to say it was, see, I remember car new miss, but I can't remember if he was
playing for me, this rap or he was playing for West Brom against me, this rap. And at
the last it was no, no one won. And if he would have scored this fucking the most easiest
fucking goal you could have scored, he was 200. So I'm, we would have won any fucking
span of it. Yeah. It was like 256 or something. This was before you could cash out. This was
like, so this is a wall ago. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you, you probably more enough, but you'd have
to have gone off to the up or back to bookies book and I remember it was like the early
fifth minute he just scored out of the bar. I remember it was, no, but the highest one
that I almost won. Um, I think it was 80 something thousand and that was off of a pound and it
was fucking leads that let me down. And you know, it wasn't a big accumulator. There was,
I don't know, eight or 10 teams on there roughly. So, you know, good enough amount of teams,
but it was just a pound bet and every result was fucking on the ball, just leads, just let
me down and they were winning as well. And they just went back to the typical leads and
fucking, yeah, just chin me off. Um, I suppose I could have, should have definitely cashed
out, but you know, you thinking, yeah, you've got it, you've got it in the bag. Nah, didn't
happen. Uh, almost yet. Fucking just don't do much gambling in general. Um, it's not
something I ever really wanted to get into because I can have a bit of an addictive
personality and I probably would fucking get into it a bit too much. Well, we're still going
to do that thing as well with, um, yeah, the ruler. We are going to fucking do it one of these days.
And I'm telling you, when you get to a grand, if you was to boil up, you'll take that money out
straight away. It's not all record. I was to get more 50 quid to about 300. I'd fucking want to
take it out. But then all your tarot readings are going to be wrong then. No, we'll do it. We'll
fucking, we'll arrange it for one of these episodes. We're just going to fucking just do it.
So you can, people can watch it on the camera as well so that I can see. Yeah. If I can figure
that out, then I will do it. Just about now. I had to put pictures over the fucking video, man.
It could be like, whoa. Yeah. No, I think that no, if we want to fucking make it, I'll put it up.
God. Be in the studio for starters. Just couldn't get enough. It just, you'd want to cash out,
right? Yeah, definitely. Fucking. Well, I'd be wanting to cash out on a whole bigger,
not just off of a fucking grand water. 50 quid. Yeah. Oh, well, we'll see when we get to it. I
still reckon we can't do it. So we've got to have a couple of drinks here. A bit of Dutch courage.
It's too grand to take out there. Yeah. We'll get there one day. Yeah. Fucking. So something I did
see the other week, which I did mean to bring up, but I fucking keep forgetting. So there's been
an AI singer that's actually been making their own music and have got their own fucking
record deal. So obviously we've, have you seen the Eric Carpenter? Yeah. Those things are fucking,
a lot of people fucking abused it a bit to be fair, because obviously there was the fucking
Bangab. Cause every time we touch, I get it. Yeah. Fucking a few of us, but some of them were just
fucking just too much. So they were trying to push it, just to be stupid songs that just didn't
fucking do enough. I should have fucking got it quickly. So Warner music has made history by
signing a record deal with Noon Noori, which is the first AI virtual pop singer and Instagram
influencer. So when we say AI, it's just someone just put this voice together. No, it's so it's a,
it was an AI program that I believe it was. So Noon Noori is unlike any other artists that she
exists solely as a visual entity on the internet, free from human limitations such as ageing,
fatigue and sleep. So obvious cause it's fucking computer program. So I believe it was just made
to essentially make songs, which is already breaking the rules of AI because they're not
meant to have freedom of thought and speech. They're meant to just stick within their programming
limits. But then someone just type the words and it says the words, cause that's how they do with
other artists don't they? They just type the words and then it's generated. It just generates. So
it's not like she's making up the songs herself. She's getting told the song to sing and then
obviously it's a bit more softer than just that, but you know, she's not really thinking, no,
this is a tune. I'm going to say this here. So it's a dunk on it there. But yeah, from what I've seen,
this AI character is literally making their own songs. So obviously, yeah, originally with the
program, you know, well, it's all songs in existence have been fed into me. And then it's
been sort of pushed towards the pop category for what it wants, whoever created it wants them to
make pop songs. And so they started off by doing little songs on Instagram and then yet they've
been given a record deal and it just makes you think where's it all going to lead to? If they're
allowing them to do songs, what's next? Because I know actors in Hollywood are scared that,
you know, the voiceover roles, it's going to be given to AI. Yeah, always Q's been doing a lot
about it. Cause even with the deepfake technology as well, you know, you see a lot of them, there's
a dedicated Tom Cruise one, which you'd imagine that he looks similar enough anyway, because he's
already doing the impersonations of Tom Cruise. Because even though the deepfakes going over the
top of you, you've got to get the mannerisms right, the voice right and just look the way that you're
acting. So yeah, the deepfakes of that, they're a bit scary as they are anyway, because, you know,
where does evidence get cross contaminated, falsified, if it is going to get into that,
you know, anything, any illegal activity, trying to deepfake that it was someone else.
I imagine there's deepfake porn or something as well. I bet it'll be something stupid like
Scarlett Johansson's getting railed by a load of geezers where it's not actually her.
Obviously, Roll 36, I know I've brought it up before, but yeah, if you can think of it,
it's been done. So I imagine that it has. And then again, there's a load of those deepfakes where
it's a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger over the face of someone else and it to be a film or a song and
fucking, obviously it says, said other person with the face and the voice and some of them have
bought from it. The technology is just getting a bit too much now really, you know, where is it
going to come to? But at least we know that on the, on the internet, the internet is going to
be a bit of a problem. I don't know where it's going to come to, but at least we know that on the
robot side of things, there's still a bit fucking lacking on it. Cause have you seen any of those
ones where it's not the robot machine making a hot dog? No, but I was watching, so I don't know
how long this season's been out, but it's called Olivia Atwood's getting filthy rich and it's season
one. So basically it's, she basically goes and speaks to like people that do girlfriend experience,
which is basically just escorts, you know, only fans, but she doled into the one way, it's like
dolls. And there's a place called the Lamington Spa that do life-like dolls, you know, and he says in
two years, that I will be robotic. So I don't know when this came out. I think it was this year, but
I think it was a few months ago, but he reckons in two to three years that they'd be, would be robotic
robotic and have actions to your emotions that I suppose. Yeah. I know that they've been around
for a while to be fair, not completely AI, but with some of these higher end sex dolls. I mean,
the one, the start off at 10 grand. Yeah. And I think it's a 20 odd grand for the most, you know,
if it's customary, how you want it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, cause he literally is just a catalog
Jews hair, skin tone, all the color, breast size. Here's the thing. Obviously you said, where does
it end? So on the show, it says that the sex industry is worth 30 billion a year by 20 further.
It's due to be worth 60 billion. So it is more, it mean you can get a little something. I don't
know, create some think and get a little piece of that pie, mate. Maybe that's how I'm car reading.
Yeah. Well, maybe that could be the future. What's missing?
I'm not on about like a sex robot, but what's missing? We can get in there. Well, yeah,
that's what I was going to say. I think maybe we could create our own sex dolls of ourselves.
Well, they do do that. So the person offered this literally out with, they used to go on the
wall and basically a grand for everyone. The sub if they get her measurements and whatever,
she said, she got her own one in the end, but then she said she, she wasn't going to do it.
But the one thing that knocks me is well, she goes around these only funds houses and she asks
the same two questions that the fucking everyone asks. And he fucking pisses me off. That's all
you can ask. And only fans. Yeah. What did you get into it? What are you getting? Well, not that.
How much do you make a month? Yeah. And what's the best month you ever had?
And the one girl, like in a hundred, 180 grand a month, like 180 grand a month,
month. Yeah. Some of them might order that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's this one that's
dog ugly. And she said, Oh, I might close to a million pounds this year. What? Who's, who's
subscribing to that? Oh, I don't know. It's cause a lot of fucking artists are on there as well.
I think they're tall. He goes on there. Um, again, look, I don't know what the content is
going to be because he's actually doing it. Yeah. He goes for naked on there. Yeah. I think you
have to, to my, you just have, I know he goes for naked on there. Cause I've seen some of the
videos, you know, it gets sent in the group chats and that. Yeah. But, uh, what's that one? Bella
Thorne. I think she was the first one. It's happened since she was the gingerbread. Yeah.
The one I used to be on that Disney show. I can't remember what it was. I've seen her in
some crappy films and that. Yeah. I don't know what the Disney program or whatever was.
I'm pretty sure she was the first one to make a million dollars in her first month. Obviously
it's happened since that, that, uh, WWW, WWW E wrestler. That's just stopped wrestling now.
She wanted to do a long sword wrestling, but wrestling said you can't do only fans.
Yeah. So she's chose only fans because she's making a million pounds more.
Nah, fair do. But it just, it pees me because, and then they're all like, you know, we'll work.
No, you fucking don't. You just dress up, do a little video. Yeah. It's not fucking, you know,
but then it's people apparently. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, fair fucking place for a lot. The end of
the day, they're taking advantage of the fucking nature of a man, of most men, the way that they're
fucking dirty animals that just want to see tits and pussy and assholes and that all the time.
And yeah, they're fucking, they're getting the money for it. So I don't blame them. I mean,
if we was going to get a couple of grand a fucking week and that just for, you know, taking pictures,
I think fucking I'd probably be doing that myself. So if you want to see, then email us in
at realtalkingpart.gmail.com. Even if you just want some fake pics or something, send us 50 quid.
What fucking? There's that geezer, there's that geezer actually. I don't know his name. That wears
socks. I think he was a, I don't know. So what he does all day is wear socks. Yeah. Yeah. So they
ask you to do certain things. Like I'm sure one person wanted someone to wear socks or put bread
in socks and then send it with the bread. Fuck me. I'll do it that way. Fuck you. It's mad though.
And because you think, boy, did I want that piece of bread. Like all they're going to do is just eat that bread then.
It's mad. Well, when that woman was sat in jars of farts and that a couple of years ago,
she was making bank on that as well. Fucking it's just mental. So you just got to find that niche,
that gap and then that's it, man. Even for the money I'm in 60 billion. I mean, I think
we're missing something here. Yeah. We'll have to have a brainstorm after hard because we don't want
any of the listeners to stay in our ideas. But if you've got any good ideas, feel free to send them in.
Yeah. We'll help promote it and pattern it for you. We'll take it slow. So that's a sex pie.
Cream pie. Like warm apple pie. Oh God. American pie. They don't make movies like that anymore,
do they? No. No, they wouldn't be allowed. Just can you imagine pitching that now?
Can you imagine pitching that idea with the idea with stiff flat and just couldn't,
but just too controversial? No, you struggle with films like that these days really. Anyway,
don't you? It doesn't hit the same, does it? No. Again, because look, Tropic Thunder,
I think we've brought it up before, but Robert Downey Jr. proper blacking off. And that wasn't
even the worst thing about the film either. It was some big jackals. What was he called?
A lot of simple jackals. Simple jackals.
You can't have films like that now as much as we'd want to. Because I'll say a lot with the
comedians and when they're doing the little shows and that and people getting offended by the jokes.
And at the end of the day, it's jokes. You're there to have a laugh. And if there's something
that you've not loved, just it is what it is. Don't get fucking upset on that. Fair enough,
if they're fucking full on pointing at you, saying that you're a baby rapist or something,
you get offended. But if they're making a joke about something, just fucking don't.
That's what you're there for, isn't it? Just let it go, man. Just fucking chill out.
There's just no need for fucking some of these people. You can get a bit fucking on top.
Speaking of fucking on top really, I thought I had a bit of a strange one the other day.
So I say it was a Y. When it's CX, which I haven't been into one for fucking years,
to be fair. So that would go away. Shopping or anything. Apart from food shop,
because that's essential. But yeah, just walked in, had a fucking mooch.
I had to laugh anyway, because there was these two foreign dudes, I don't know what they were,
but to each other that weren't speaking English. They were trying to sell this Bluetooth speaker.
And the gaze of the owner being as polite as he can. And he's like, yeah, so if you get a
voucher, you'll get 26 pound. Or if you want it as cash, you'll get 23. And they're like,
well, we want more money. Yeah, but you can only spend this voucher here. You can't spend it
anywhere else. All right, cash then. Then you haven't got a charger with you. So we've got to
take money off of that instead of a huffing and puffing. So we're going to get 21 pound 50 for
this little fucking Bluetooth speaker. I don't know what brand it was or anything. But Jesus.
Anyway, so they're there for fucking ages. So this young lady that's fucking called me around,
because I'm buying this game, 12 pound bag of shit, might take it back. But that's not the point
of the story. So she's there. She's got a short pink hair, multicoloured nails, fucking wearing a
beanie, all the piercings and that everywhere. Surprisingly, she wasn't dressed that strangely.
But she served me. Because I'm trying to figure out what's going on with this Bluetooth speaker
situation. So I wasn't paying attention for a minute. And she's handed me the game then.
She's going, oh yeah, I'll put the receipts in the case for you. I was like, all right, yeah,
thanks, bab. Bam, face up on that fucking. Because I just assumed her gender. She wasn't female,
but she didn't appreciate it. So I just didn't pay attention. I just walked off. The missus is
standing over the side then, looking at DVDs of all fucking things. Like. Yeah, and he's looking
at DVDs now. Yeah, everything's on Netflix and fucking Amazon Prime and that. Oh God. But yeah,
so ended up buying two DVDs. What DVDs? Fuck you. I don't know, man. Look, I think the bomb was like
vampire's assistant. What do you even watch the DVDs on? Well, where it was, it was a DVD player.
Otherwise, it's going to have to be fucking the PlayStation, honey. Yeah. So yeah, two DVDs.
Don't know what fucking the second one was. But then I think because I'd assumed this lady's gender
and. Insulted about calling her bab. She fucking had an awkward long stare with my missus then.
Look, I couldn't tell whether she wanted to fucking try and chat her up and get a number or something.
Or she wanted to fucking switch on her because she's married to me. And it was just weird. Look,
I'm staring at her while she's staring at my missus. And the tension was just growing.
And then as we walked out of the shop, I fucking said straight out of wow, I was like, well,
that was awkward, wasn't it? Yeah. Did you say how filthy her nails were? I was like,
that's what you took from that interaction. Like the way she was just staring. And I noticed the
nails were painted, but obviously I didn't see the dirt under her nails. But it was just weird.
I mean, bab, bab's an old word. I've never called anyone bab. I would do it all the time. No,
you thought, you know, cheers bab. Muckat, say that a lot. Nice one Muckat. Cheers mate. Thanks for
that. I suppose, yes, we're an older generation. And then we're for the people that are always
around, work boys and all that. It's just, it's part of their language barrier. So it's just what
I would pick up as well, isn't it? Bab. Yeah. And then not long after that, because we did a quick
little food shop then as well. There was two Sam Smiths in there as well. Fuck yeah. When you say
Sam Smith was wearing Teletubby boots. There wasn't at that particular moment, but I could imagine
that they would love to wear those Teletubby boots around. Yeah. They didn't recognise me anyway,
so thank fuck for that. You know, his community's not got onto the real talking podcast yet.
I don't think any community has just yet. Well, the Welsh community's there. They're fucking loving
it, aren't they? We've got a good few fucking fans over in America and out as well. Yeah,
San Diego. Speaking of fans, we have got an email. Kirsty's emailed in again. I think Kirsty's our
number one fan now. I think Danny G's just fucking fell off a little bit. I think he's been a little
bit. I think Danny G's just fucking fell off a little bit. I think he's got no fucking stories
to come out about his reason. Yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah, he's backed off a little bit, hasn't he?
Pussyhole. No, Dan, hopefully you're all right and you haven't just stopped listening because you're
crying in the corner all the time. Anyway, Kirsty, thanks for the email. Maybe it's just a few
episodes behind. He's been listening to this for about two weeks and he's like, what's he saying?
Well, I'll wait for his response. So, Kirsty says, hi guys, loving Mike's stories. So,
I think everyone was loving Mike's stories. Oh, Mike's a fucking little legend of the chat.
Right, so during my time working at McDonald's, I was asked to get some more fries from the
walking freezer, as you do. Fucking gotta share that workload, ain't you? When I opened the door,
I was supposed to find the manager banging a coworker. Fucking hell. Fair play. It's always
the manager, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I reckon the manager was like a 24 year old male and the girl
was like 18, like, you know, that way around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The manager's gonna be older.
Yeah. Without saying anything, grabbed the fries, near the door and left. A few weeks later,
same coworker was promoted to shift manager. Well, I'll see why she was doing it then.
Fucking hell. Fucking legend. After the incident, both of them ignored me and didn't acknowledge
what happened. So, yeah, fucking. But see, no, go on, sorry, I meant to let you go on. Yeah, yeah.
I took advantage of this situation though, and would take longer breaks or lunches without any
complaints. That's it. If anyone complained, they would cover for me by saying that they'd allowed
for me to take a longer break. They never confronted me about what I'd witnessed,
but they knew that I had something on them and my extended breaks were an unspoken agreement for
my silence. However, I always made sure to help coworkers and would jump back in to work if I saw
someone struggling. So, yeah, fucking fair play. At least you fucking did the right thing and
jumped back on when you was needed. And then she says, have you, have either of you had anything
similar? That's a great story actually. I was just going to say actually, I was going to say,
I wouldn't know what to do in that situation. I think I would have to be like, after what was
used to do. Just so they know I've seen it, but not have that unspoken, you know, rules that she
was like, I would be like, well, I ain't telling you, but I've got to get something. Yeah. Well,
going off of that, I'll tell you, you've had no experience. No, I've never, I mean, the only thing
I can vaguely remember is we went out to Nolingham, me and my brother and one of the other lads,
and some people was fucking in the car. But literally, you couldn't see anything because
it was dark. And once they noticed, they both got grabbed from the back and ran into the front. And
that was it. But, no, not off the top of my head. No, I can't. I can't. Well, I've had pretty much
the same thing fucking happen. Not that I was working at McDonald's. So back when I was living
in that pub, I'll say I won't say any names, but if anyone does know me and knows where I was living
and who was working there, they're going to know exactly who it was. So back with the old dog,
I was about to take her out for a walk. And then as I've opened the door, I've shouted back to the
missus, whatever it says. But because of... Yeah, but because you were layout, so in your layout,
layout is that. So JD's like flower pond, or you want to call it above the pub.
When you walk out the front door, you'd have the offices to your left. Yeah. So before you would
go down the stairs, so the main office for the manager and assistant manager would be... Yeah,
that was on the left. And then on the right was like a little storage room as well. So have you
all come out your front door? Yeah. So I've opened the door, turned around to say whatever to the
missus and the dog on the extendable lead has wandered off to the left. Now, as I've followed
through then, I've just seen the backlash of commotion of the manager sort of awkwardly sitting
there and the other girl quickly sort of like wrapping a cardigan or jumper, whatever it was,
back around herself and trying to follow your arse to the back. You caught the reaction from
you coming out the door, what was the thinking process? Yeah, because it was like, ah, shit,
the dog, fucking hell. And then they've started to cover themselves up. So for starters, why was the
door fucking open in the first place? Yes, knowing that your front door is literally... But it's not
just about my door as well. It's in case any other staff come up the stairs to get like fucking
change out the safe or whatever. They shouldn't have left the fucking door open. So I had to laugh
about it. I was like, oh, sorry about that. Come on, man, they fucking got her out of the office.
So that's all you said at the time? That's all I said.
At the time, that's all that got said between any of you at the time?
Yeah, because I'd already heard rumours that... It was going on.
Yeah, stuff was going on between the bare men anyway from staff. So I just laughed about it.
I was like, yeah, so it's happening then. I can't say too much about it because they're
fucking did listen. It's going to get even fucking... Well, fucking, I don't care.
So he's missed his work at the pub as well. So obviously it was more bait that if anything
was to come out or fucking she was to walk in. The only God send on his behalf really is because
they had kids that never often worked the same shifts together. So it was less likely for her
to catch you. It's still a lot of rules. You work in the same workplace as you miss it. So even if
rumours got around, and then not only that, you've got a front door right next to the office,
the office door wide open where you can come out your door and anyone can come up the stairs.
Yeah. So they're playing it hot as where in Kirsty's stories there was playing it cold.
Because they're in the freezer. Fucking good call back there. That was a real good one.
So yeah, after that, I'd always be given at least one free coin from this chap then as well.
And nothing got said? I didn't need to say anything.
I was just thinking, look, because it's not my business. So I don't care. You're going to do it.
Whatever. So the first transaction with the first point, what happened? Did he literally just go,
Jack, don't worry about it. Yeah. Because I was going to pay. He was like, no, no, it's all right.
You can have a free one. I was like, all right, I'll sign on. Never going to turn down a free
point. And then it just carried on. So like every time he served you, not every time, but like-
No, it's not like I'd get fucking eight free points a day, but it was like fucking one or two
when he'd serve me. Yeah. So yeah. And then with the other person in question, does she give you free?
No. But did she have any reaction like action like with you any-
No, I never said much really. Well, she never said anything about it. There was an incident
a good few months after that where she went off the rails. She was out drinking on all sorts of
drugs and she was ringing him up at like three o'clock in the morning. Obviously trying to get
through to him, sending text messages, voice mails and stuff. Apparently saying stuff.
And then she was found the next day, well, she fell asleep in a field or something,
because she was completely fucking off her face. Have you got away with it? I don't know.
Maybe he didn't get away with it after all the move ups.
Probably was. Yeah. But yeah, that was the, well, I'd say pretty much the same situation really.
Yeah. It was always fun. I remember saying to the missus, because she came out on that.
I was going to say, did you tell her about it? Yeah, I told her straight away.
Because your missus was the assistant manager there.
Was the assistant manager there as well. So she's got some kind of,
she's in just any member of staff. No. And obviously that's her office as well.
Yeah. And what happened with her? Does she have any words of him or-
Yeah, she, well, she didn't have a conversation with him or Bay or the other girl.
She just had the similar attitude of, yeah, they can do whatever they want. Just fucking,
it's not my business. But I remember just saying to her, if you have a choice,
anything like that with you, I will fucking cut his throat. And yeah, she fucking was a bit scared
for five minutes at that point there. But to be fair, fucking, it's a, I would think a reasonable
reaction because if anyone's trolling on your missus, you've got a right to be pissed off.
And then obviously be more pissed off if your partner reciprocates that attention then as well.
And not that she would, but she better not because I'll fucking break her neck as well.
Ginger bitch. But thanks for that, Eamon. Yeah, thank you for that.
I mean, any more stories from anyone or any questions, just feel free to email us.
You know, we keep saying it, but it really makes the podcast worthwhile. It actually,
you know, for me, it proves that people are listening and are enjoying the content,
where they're listening to every week. And one asks us questions and tell us stories.
So thank you for your email. And yeah, if any of you's got any questions or stories,
please just email into us. Yeah, yeah, it is much appreciated. So again, yeah, the email address,
realtalkingpod at gmail.com. X Twitter handle is at Ash and JD. Obviously the YouTube page,
real talking podcast. Do you know one of our YouTube had 10 views? Yeah. I was like, cause I
was going through one's got like two. Now it's obviously just where me and you've probably just
watched it. It's got a view. It was good. I was like, who's watching it? Yeah. Yeah. Um,
again, if you're watching it on the YouTube, you know, do stick along, subscribe as well while
you're there, um, share it to your friends and family and that anyone that you think he's gonna
enjoy listening to us as much as you do, or maybe even more. Um, you know, it is appreciated. It's,
it's, uh, something we talked about for a while. It was getting into a podcast, doing one. Um,
so yeah, knowing that there's people out there listening and enjoying it, it is appreciated.
And so the more of you's that do share and even just the downloads, you know, if you're on
Spotify and that and download, you know, we can visibly see how many people are definitely
listening, you know, cause you can't always go off of the download stats because there's more
people that listen than actually download. So, you know, it is appreciated if you can do it. Um,
you know, it doesn't take up any space on you, the voice, your phone or your laptop or whatever.
And then it's like after 30 days, it automatically removes itself as well. So it's not going to stay
there forever. Um, so yeah, it is appreciated. Uh, yeah. Any, any more stories than that,
please do send them over. Yeah. I've looked any sex stories as well. I feel like a bit risky in
there. So yeah, you know, like Mike's one, the standing finger reach around.
Why fucking your mates story. Fucking quiet. Um, cause you can imagine how, you know, these are
just obviously two of our listeners that are coming with these stories. I can only imagine what,
what other people see and probably don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Especially with the younger generation.
Yeah. Well, we've all, I mean, I mean, it's nothing to them, is it? So, no, no. Um,
but again, it doesn't have to be a sex story. If you've got something you want to just fucking
share, which you can, uh, again, you know, we're here for a voice cast. They personally had some
great advice from us. You know, she was, um, I wonder how she's getting on with our voice.
Do you reckon she's doing all right? Well, she did sound the other email that she's not with
any rag dolls anymore. Um, yeah. So, uh, yeah, you know, she's, she's taking it for us well.
Or again, you know, we, we gave, uh, our experiences on, I don't know if it was like episode five or
six, uh, paranormal activity anyway. If you've got any ghost stories or anything. And as we touch on,
if you are a medium or, you know, you can get us in with a ghost or we've got to get those cameras
on our heads. Like the phone. Yeah. Imagine that. I know. Yeah. The fucking 360 view. I know we've
touched on it before, but I was watching a ghost thing again on TV. Fucking so fake and settle.
It's just fucking, if I'm in a, if I'm a ghost hunter or whatever the right term is anyway,
not hearing a noise. I'm not really a ghost buster. Actually, when we do our ghost,
when we do it, if someone, if someone sorts us out, we should get the ghost busters out for
your boy with ghost hunting with the go pros and that fucking, that'd be fucking awesome.
Yeah. Just don't cross the streams kid. I've got it. Yeah. I did see some the other day, uh,
that it's one near me, uh, commentary way, uh, for a ghost tour, but it was on it's well,
not what it's going to be held on the 18th of November, but I'm away that week. So I can't go
I'm kind of wondering if it could just be obviously me and you and obviously, so
yeah, so there's no contamination of sorts. Yeah. Cross contamination. Yeah. Yeah. No,
we definitely need to get something sorted. Um, and we are the guest thing. It's something that
we really both want to get to a blog, you know, guest on the podcast. So we are,
we are trying to figure that out. How could we get and who would be best for the part that would
get the part? Yeah. So yeah. So yeah, if any of you just want to jump on yourselves, um,
don't necessarily have anything that needs to have any interesting stories or anything in particular
going on, you know, you can just come on and just have a fucking chat and then we'll have a laugh.
Um, you know, if you've got a big enough space, you're not too far away. We can always come to
you as well. Uh, yeah. So we'll wait for your interactions again. And as always hope you've
enjoyed that has been another edition of the real talking podcast. Hope you've enjoyed it. See you
later. Bye bye.