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Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your

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hosts Ash and JD.

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Since we didn't do it until the end of the last episode I do just want to give a shout

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out to Tanya's Tales Dog Grooming.

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She designed the new logo that we've got but not only is she talented with the artistic

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sort of things, she obviously is a dog groomer.

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You can go onto her Instagram which is tanyas.tails.doggrooming.

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Also the website which is the same tanyas.tails.doggrooming.co.uk.

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Give her a look and if she's close enough to you obviously you'll get a good price.

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I think she's giving a 50% discount which she might.

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But to be fair if you do want her services just tell her where you've come from she might

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give you a discount, I don't know.

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I don't get one anyway.

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So that new shiny logo that you've seen is from her.

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Send her some love, follow her on Instagram and all that.

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She's got a lot to do, you should be doing it for us by now as well but not all of you

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are but we'll save that for another debate.

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So we've had another bit of a strange week though really haven't we?

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All happening mate, all happening.

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So a couple of weeks ago there was the alien sightings in Peru, these glowing figures and

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now we've had these little mummies that have been x-rayed in Mexico but the bodies were

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found in Peru.

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Yeah in a mine in Peru, an alkyne mine or something like that?

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Yeah which they've been carbon dated to around 1000 to 1500 years old I think.

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Because I couldn't find out when they got discovered.

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So they've been sitting on them, not literally, they found them I think it was 2016 or 2017

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so they've had them for a good five years or so.

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And what did you think when you saw her mate?

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What was the first thing when you've seen her?

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Well the initial imagery, I will put the picture on for anyone who is watching on YouTube if

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you haven't seen it already.

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So initially it looked like a man standing there with two mummified cats in a coffin.

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That was just a first glance.

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So then as you sort of look into it and see the close-up pictures, they're bigger than

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a cat, they're strange looking, they've got little nosies, I think they've got three fingers.

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Three fingers yeah.

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They were quite a skinny, just pure, well not to say nasty but anorexic looking thing,

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whether that's just because of the mummification process.

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And I'm sure the Mexican government claimed that there was eggs inside, that when they

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x-rayed them you could see eggs.

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That's the strange thing though because with the x-ray pictures there's implants of some

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sort which looks like a shoulder support, almost like a T-bone shape, metal shoulder

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support.

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And then the eggs are the same, light consistency, so with x-rays most things are invisible essentially,

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it's translucent.

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So the bones, the denser the object the more light it shows, so the bones are translucent

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as well essentially on an x-ray.

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And then with the metal that's why it's shiny, it's a solid image on the x-ray.

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Now eggs, if you were to x-ray an actual egg you'd see through most of that as well, it

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would only be the slight bit of the bones of what's grown inside of you.

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But the shell itself would barely be visible, so for it to be as solid of a loss as the

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metal implants that are inside of the body.

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I felt that quite strange really.

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When I first seen them I was just like, the fucking fake.

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So while I was doing just a little bit of information I found out that apparently these

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got debunked in 2021 and not only that, the ufologist that presented the, has been found

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is lied before in the past.

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And the one thing that I thought was strange was, isn't it weird how you can see vanadins

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look like?

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That's how they look like, so small, big head, three fingers.

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So it's mad how you can see vanadins, oh that's how he looks like.

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So I thought that was a bit strange.

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But I just thought as soon as I saw them I was just like, who the fuck is going to believe

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this?

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Well going on to how you say, as soon as you hear the word ADN or ET, you have an instant

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picture in your mind.

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But is that down to because they've been visiting for all these years that it's instinctual,

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that it's an inbred memory in your mind?

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When you tell Hollywood perceived it, so you see that and I find that quite strange, you

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tell Hollywood perceived you as one person, so maybe, I don't know.

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Yeah, I did think it was quite similar looking as well though, to the actual old film ET.

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So I know we've, again I'll put a picture up of ET, I know he had a little bit of a

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chubby belly, but if he was to be mummified and then you'd just seen the skeleton essentially,

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to me that was not quite similar.

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Because that elongated skull.

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Yeah and it was quite a flat face with a small nose, look what them aliens had and long fingers,

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so when he's touching out, he peels the cut on the finger, whatever it is.

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It's been a long time since I've seen it to be honest.

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I was never really a fan as a kid of that film really.

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I feel like it was one of those films that was quite overhooked.

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Was it Drew Barrymore as well?

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Yeah, Drew Barrymore and I drew him.

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I don't want to pick a part of the film, but just in the fucking basket of the bike and

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he's just flying through the air.

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It's iconic mate.

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God, bullshit mate.

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We'll say this, the alien scene has been hot this year, it's been lovely mate.

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Yeah, it's boosting up, like one we were saying the other week.

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I suppose everything is conspiracy nowadays and that's one of the things with this,

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it's going to stay a conspiracy until the two subjects get tested by a world scientist

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and then I can either debunk it scientifically or whatever.

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If not, it's going to stay as a conspiracy theory.

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Yeah, well I know NASA was having a press conference the other day as well,

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and they were meant to have been saying what evidence that they've got of alien life forms

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and I didn't see much come out of that either really.

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So they got asked the question and one of the people at working at NASA says

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until the subject gets tested, it's going to stay as what it is basically,

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conspiracy theory.

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Also a fun fact going off topic as always,

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it reminded me because when I thought, so you know Russia's got Hitler's school,

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they've never let no one else test that, which I've always thought was weird

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because obviously mine have been another conspiracy theory.

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But yeah, I always thought that was weird how you've got this subject,

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you've presented it, we've got this person, we've got these aliens,

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why wouldn't you want to send them out just to get validation?

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Well I feel with the likes of Russia, individual states and countries are going to try

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and hold that as much as they can for the scientific benefit.

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So if it is, when it's just a body of sorts, it's going to be down to

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dissecting, getting the biological things, like how does this body work?

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The main thing would be the technology side, so if they did have a craft,

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a ship of some sort that's crashed, they're going to try and again dissect all that technology,

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which again when you start looking through and you see the conspiracy theories,

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we've had them for years and there's a load that are about to drop at some point soon.

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Well that's what I mean, like when, if you said, when does a conspiracy theory

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stop being a conspiracy theory, because everything is a conspiracy theory, until it gets proven.

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So I don't feel like these people wouldn't just go, here we go, just fucking test one of them.

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NASA, NASA you come here and don't send it, you come here and test it.

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In regards to that.

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Well it's like if you're trying to set a world record, you can't just go lift 600 kilos in your home gym

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and say I'll set the record, you need officials there.

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So yeah, they should do, but I don't know, they're just fucking, it's too fucking,

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me, me, me, when it comes to all these countries, they just want the glory for themselves.

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They never want to share it out, share the wealth, share the technologies or anything through that.

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But they'll be sharing the fucking nukes sooner or after, won't they?

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It's still on edge with Putin, fucking wanting to drop some bombs.

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And then I know North Korea, old Kim, they've got a new submarine out now,

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which he's claiming it's the best submarine ever, the most deadliest.

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He can kill everyone, everywhere on the planet in an instant.

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So, a little, what I would ask him is, how would he know we can destroy everyone on the planet

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without firing one? And two, if you don't let outside stuff get in,

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how do you know it's better than everything else?

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Do you know what I mean? I mean, they can't afford to run the streetlights at night.

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I know. That's because he was building his submarine or anything.

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Do you know in North Korea, you have to have a picture of him, that's a certain size.

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At any point, officials can come in and if it's got, if they wipe the thing running,

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you're running prison for it.

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Yeah. And it's like, they have the cars just driving around,

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singing his name and preaching him and all that as well, don't they?

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And it's just all propaganda, isn't it?

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You can't do nothing, even just all the channels, it's just programmes about him, isn't it?

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Yeah. Madness.

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I find it fascinating, between North Korea and South Korea, there's a district zone,

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so you can't go into this zone.

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And the South Koreans and North Koreans put their tallest officers,

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so the ones that look more threatening.

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Five foot five.

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So in that culture, a five foot five would probably be an average height,

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so they put the tallest soldiers, and all they do with that is,

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because it's a bit where you actually can cross,

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North Korea have those biggest soldiers looking at South Korea's biggest,

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and all they do is just stare at you with their holding guns and all that.

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Imagine it's high fever season and one of them sneezes,

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and they're like, that's it, they start popping around at each other.

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It's mental.

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Well, from one strange story to an even stranger person.

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Fucking Sam Smith's been at it again, hasn't he?

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It's just absolutely disgusting.

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Now, you've been on about Sam Smith since we started this podcast, and rightly so,

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because of an absolute fucking diff.

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It's not an agenda, but he's a fucking pratt.

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Right, yeah, so if you haven't seen this video, please check it out.

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It's Sam Smith's TikTok, of course.

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So I'm going to play the audio for you now,

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and Jason describe what he's singing in his best words.

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So here we go.

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So it starts on...

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Oh, God, I can't even do it.

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Sam...

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Right.

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So, sorry, Jack, I know I've asked you...

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The one thing that is fucking annoying me straight away,

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the caption is Tinky Winky's gay.

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So he's putting the kid's cartoon character and saying he's gay

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while he's wearing Tinky Winky knee-high boots with denim shorts,

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with a striper T-shirt with a little kid eating apples.

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So take that as what you will.

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Obviously, the tops will be tied on him, obviously.

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I mean, he has lost a little bit of weight from when he was rolling around.

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Yeah, I mean, he had it to lose, so...

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But I know you're not keen on this...

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I wasn't the same man, but this person...

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He's a man at the end of the day with all the bullshit.

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At the end of the day, he's just gay,

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and he has to help with the propaganda,

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the confusion bullshit that's all out there.

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But to think it's acceptable,

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because he's not doing it in a comedy sketch or anything.

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No, no, no.

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He's doing it being legit, thinking he's fucking clever,

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just prancing around with these fucking boots on,

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the stupid little fucking jean shorts, and the top.

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I think he's got a bit of fucking jewellery on as well.

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Did he have earrings on or something?

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Yeah, he had earrings with his beard on.

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With his beard, full on grown.

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But the thing, he does this,

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obviously to get people talking, obviously we're talking about it.

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So, you know, but...

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I mean, there was talking about it on Piers Morgan's show,

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and it's just...

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He's the one who's pushing this.

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You know, there's...

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He's one of the main reasons that's pushed this non-binary topic.

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But when you walk around with...

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Nihal, Tinky Winky, Tee Tee...

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It's just like, why kids TV show?

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Why's he got to be set as gay?

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Yeah, and then why's he got a striped T-shirt of a young kid eating an apple?

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It's not sitamay, that is, that whole outfit.

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Yeah, no, Joe, I do want to say, you have...

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Well, you've said it before...

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I'm not saying that it isn't nice, but it's just...

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The imagery there is draw kids' eyes.

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You know, if any kids are searching Teletubbies or Tinky Winky,

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that's going to pop up on the day, because it's a popular video at the moment.

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Right, and one thing I know, Lise, sorry for this...

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Sorry, I'm not.

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So, I was reading the comments, and about 95% of the comments were just pure hate.

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Tinky Winky, Tinky Winky...

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Was pure hate, I mean, there's 3,605 as this part's going out.

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That's being recorded, sorry.

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But, you know, he doesn't get rid of the comments, because he knows it's pushing out, so...

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Yeah, more clicks, more views.

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A lot of them are saying... So, the first one was, I missed last Sam Smith, and he just commented back, yawn.

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Well, that's what a lot of people are saying, that I just missed the old Sam Smith.

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Yeah, because when he first came out, songs were good, you know, there was no issues or anything,

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and he actually did some good, you know, with the awards show saying,

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there should be more women's awards and whatever, and then obviously he just took it too far,

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then won him, you know, non-binary awards and whatever.

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Where does it fucking stop?

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Well, it made me laugh, because I'm going to read some of the comments,

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I once said the name of the comments, but the first one is, it's given me,

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I've got sweet in the back of my van vibe, so have you just touched on there, so you're not the only one, Jay?

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And then someone's put, it's given me something like, what, Blitziaga were doing in Plainside?

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And then, I think some words are blocked for the reactions, I think I remember the strokes from some building with kids.

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Have you watched The Sound of Freedom?

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And then someone, obviously, you're a few trolls, you are a true force to be reckoning your fuck off.

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But a lot of them is, I missed it, I missed it old, Sam Smith.

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You know, it's just, he's went too far, did he lose it there,

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and he got the absolute last date, and then someone's put Fashion Queen, no, he's not a queen.

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So, he's Sam Stirling on Binary, it's just like, iconic.

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Oh fuck off.

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I didn't know, I want them boots, so cute, but a lot of them are, to be fair, a lot of them,

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I'd say it's less than 94 now, there's a lot more fucking, trying to fucking tell him he's perfect,

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and he's doing the barn fire.

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So that's his fucking crew that are jumping on his back, you know, trying to defend him.

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It's like, did you see, it was the Ballon d'Or, not the Ballon d'Or,

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but it was the best under 21 in the world, under 21 football player.

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Have you heard about this?

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I've seen some of the least nominations.

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Okay, so basically, and this is the power that he has, these fans will do,

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so the one who was leading, I can't remember who it was, sorry, you should have, sorry,

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I didn't know it was going to go here, so the person who was leading the race to be crowned

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the best under 21 footballer in Europe, he said to Dean Long, Tyler Swift,

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so all her fans then have gone and voted for everyone else, and he was winning Ballon 30%,

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and now he's got no chance of winning, because all the Swifties are like...

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Yeah, because didn't Drew Bellingham say that he's a Swift fan?

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Yeah, so that's, he's pushed it, so he said he won the Tyler Swift fan,

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and Drew Bellingham asked him, and he was like, yeah, I'm a Swiftie,

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so everyone now is blasting him up, but, you know, these kind of people,

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I've had this kind of following, but I'm just going to show you the picture now,

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I've stopped here, just tell, you know, look at that.

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Well, again, you know, it's like he's stuffing his fucking little pants as well,

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I reckon he's got fucking, he's got one pair of socks down there.

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He's wearing shorts, but like, girls' shorts, they're tight, high-waisted, but...

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He's got a full-grown beard with earrings, as you do.

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Yeah.

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Have you ever thought about wearing girls' earrings with your beard, mate?

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I've never wanted to wear earrings in general.

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It's a t-shirt, mate, the t-shirt's a bit weird for me.

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Yeah, it looks like it's a t-shirt that he's bought off of Wish.com,

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because the material looks a bit too stretched out and, like, printed on ink.

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And it's a strong t-shirt with the kid wearing a strong t-shirt on it as well.

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He's an apple, it's just, it's weird.

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It's like, who's that kid?

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Is that meant to be a picture of him when he was a child or something?

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Oh, then I'm out.

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Yeah, it's just absolutely fucking...

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It's like, it screams nuts, you know.

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It's like Piers Morgan used to say when he heard that buzzer,

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it was like, oh, it's gone nuts, and I wish we had one then.

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Yeah.

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Not something similar, but something totally different at the same time.

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You know, a buzzer like that.

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Yeah, weird.

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Yeah, but back to the Ballon d'Or nominations while that's still in my head.

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How's Harry Kane in it?

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Harry Kane in it?

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Yeah.

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He's literally just gone to Bayern Munich and he's already in the running for it.

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You would have thought that it should be Harlins to lose,

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but I reckon it got to Messi because everyone fucking wanks out at Messi.

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Yeah.

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We all know right now that.

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I think Harlins are going to win it purely because...

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I don't think he will.

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I think Man City are going to pay him off.

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You know, they'll pay off Ibiza to get rid of their fines.

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FIFA love Messi too much.

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FIFA love and ESPN.

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Have you ever seen, you know, since he's been to America?

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Oh, yeah.

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They do a five yard pass and they're wanking over it.

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They're going fucking out.

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Yeah, but that's why, because it's more American at the moment,

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that's why I don't think Messi will have it.

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If he was still a PSG, then it'd still be an out on for him.

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But when you break down his numbers, he had an average season for PSG.

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Yep.

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And then, you know, he did win the World Cup, which is fair enough,

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but, you know, when you look at what won the Triple...

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No, if Messi was to have Harlan's season,

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and Harlan was to have Messi's season, Messi would win it.

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Yeah, yeah, Harlan would need to be the equation.

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Yeah, but, yeah, sorry, it's got a bit of a tangent.

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Yeah, yeah.

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While we're still on the fucking football section

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of this non-footballing podcast.

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Which is better than footballing.

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Yeah.

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So I didn't watch the game last week,

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or on Tuesday against Scotland.

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But it's just, again, it's all been turned into a fucking Harry Maguire

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fucking, or just a circus act.

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You know, he didn't need to come on against Scotland,

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and then he does, and he scores an own goal.

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I saw Ukraine's goal,

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and Harry Maguire is holding another one of his own players,

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which stops them from actually defending the situation,

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and then the Ukraine player scores the goal.

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And it's...

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Everyone's fucking trying to defend Harry Maguire,

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saying he's a good player.

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He's not.

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These people aren't watching him play, and it's just stupid.

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And then the fact that his mum asked to jump onto Twitter to defend him,

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now, fair enough.

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Look, if people are slagging him off personally,

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then, yeah, it's wrong.

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But as a footballer, you should get...

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He's going to get a critique for his performance.

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Yeah, it should be allowed for people to have their opinions on his performances.

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I mean, it's just not fair.

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If me and you was getting paid £190k this podcast, and it was poor,

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I'd fucking have Lord Dime, I fucking...

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'd fucking slag him off.

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But to be fair, fucking...

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If we was getting a corner money for the podcast,

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it would be one of the best fucking out there,

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because we'd have all the production value,

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and the fucking team to make it as good as it...

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Well, not saying it's not as good at the moment,

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but it would be out there,

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because we'd have the money to push it out there.

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But, you know, you've got all these footballers

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that are on that corner fucking money,

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and they're fucking just...

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They're not good enough for that money.

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They should be training all day long.

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All the shit's going on with Sancho again this week as well.

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He's been disciplined because he's late,

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he's not putting the effort in in the training.

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And then you've got all these pundits,

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Jamie O'Hara, Gabby's fucking moving off again,

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saying that Ten Hogs fucking disrespecting the team.

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No, Sancho is disrespecting the team while turning up late

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and not putting the fucking effort in.

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And then he had to tweet up for fucking over a week,

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slagging off the manager, saying,

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no, I am putting an effort in.

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I will always fucking be in the squad.

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You need to go and not mark Goldbridge's podcast

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and speak about my new...

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I'd love to fucking have a chat with Mark, to be fair.

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Just a little thing that I've always wanted from a distance.

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So, when we're in the Olympics, it's Team GB.

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When we're done, GB.

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I think golf is...

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Is it English?

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So, why are sometimes I'll be knowing as a...

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So, Olympics, it's...

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You know, like in... Sorry, GB.

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GB. But then in football, it's England, Scotland,

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Wales, Northern Ireland.

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Wouldn't it... Isn't it time?

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Or do you think it would all...

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How would you feel about UK having not England,

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Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland having one team,

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like a UK?

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So, like West Germany and East Germany.

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Because that's basically... I know that was too...

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Well, you know, I had a bit of a different...

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I've always wondered why we're not had a UK football team

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or GB football team, but in the Olympics, we do.

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Yeah.

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I've always thought that.

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I suppose it's just been down to fucking spreading the

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wealth out more, really, because the governments,

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the individual countries can earn more money having their

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individual teams.

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But overall, it would be quite an interesting team, really.

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Because they're always... Can you imagine England with

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prawn and bale?

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And then, you know, Scotland always have good goalkeepers

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as well.

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You know, like McGregor, they always have decent, solid players.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I've always wondered that.

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When do we... If any of these possibilities, does that ever happen?

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Yeah, I don't think it would because, again,

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look, Scotland, they don't want to be a part of the UK.

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They haven't wanted to be for as long as I can remember.

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But that's not Texas.

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Texas not being one of being part of America,

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it's just some things you can't help.

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Yeah, it's kind of tough shit.

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Yeah, it's...

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You know, because that's where...

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When we go to war, it's not England, it's UK.

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So when, you know, if this country was to go,

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then we're all together, arm in arm.

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I've always thought that the dynamic of this football, but...

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Football's a strange sport though, really, isn't it?

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Because the passion and the aggression that comes out of the fans,

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you don't have that with us.

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You know, the Welsh...

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Not the Welsh, sorry.

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Shout out to Welsh fans.

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The rugby, all the fans are mixed in the grounds and now the fans,

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even though it's competitive, there's no aggression with it.

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And it's all a good laugh.

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They can all have a point and that together afterwards.

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Whereas with the football, it's always been about the firms, the fights,

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the fucking, like, individual pubs.

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Obviously, we've got it in Birmingham, where it's a blues pub or it's a biller pub,

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you know, and especially on match days,

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you can't cross fucking breed in them places, you have to stick to your own.

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You know, tennis and that, again, people like the players,

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but it's not...you never see anyone having a photo for a fucking tennis match,

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game, whatever it is.

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Erm...

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You know, even with the NFL, you don't see any votes or anything kicking off.

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Any time that you do, it's just because they're too drunk

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and the fans just pointing their wunks themselves.

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Not full fucking team against team.

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I think in America, the worst team-team is the hockey, because fans, they're...

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Yeah, but that's allowed in the actual game.

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Yeah, so that's why I think it expands to the crowd, doesn't it?

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Yeah.

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It's a weird one, I think.

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Yeah, it's just football, it's always been...

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It's just had aggressive fans.

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You know, because it's not just the UK thing with the aggression as well.

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You know, you've got your ultras in fucking Poland and all that.

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It's a bit...

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Yeah, you know, a lot of them, obviously, they take you too far with the racism,

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but, you know, when it is the international games and stuff,

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you can't go anywhere near those crowds.

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You have to be escorted around safely, don't you?

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So, yeah, it's weird that you just don't have it with other sports, do you?

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No.

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Yeah, it's strange.

468
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000
It was just something that I've always thought about, probably out there.

469
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
If you've got any views or opinions on it, email us.

470
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Yeah, email...

471
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Tweet us.

472
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
X.

473
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
X us.

474
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Is it called X us now, then, or is it still...

475
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah, so when I get a notification email from Twitter,

476
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000
it says X, in brackets, formally Twitter.

477
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Right.

478
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
So, yeah, it has been officially changed.

479
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000
How long they're going to keep saying formally Twitter, I don't know.

480
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Right.

481
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Because everyone knows it's X now, they really don't know.

482
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Yeah, email address, realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

483
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Twitter, X is at Ash and JD.

484
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,000
And then YouTube, Real Talking Pod.

485
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
If you want to see what we'll apply.

486
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Yeah, if you haven't already.

487
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:50,000
And for the people that do watch the videos, don't forget to log, share, subscribe.

488
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000
And then, again, we adjust the podcast, listening only, download.

489
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000
It makes a difference because we can see the actual interaction of people,

490
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
how many people are downloading and listening.

491
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
I know I can see how many people are listening on Spotify,

492
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
but it's just easier if you download.

493
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000
You know, it's always appreciated.

494
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,000
So, since we've gone on to talking about emails,

495
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
we have got a couple emails again.

496
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:23,000
When my phone decides to open up and not go on to the wrong email.

497
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Fuck yeah.

498
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Yeah, but thank you for everyone that does emailing

499
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
and takes the time out of the day to email.

500
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
We do appreciate it.

501
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000
It really is appreciated.

502
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000
It's not that it makes it easier for us because it does,

503
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,000
but if you've got questions and that,

504
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
it's easier for us to interact with you

505
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:54,000
than to just allow them to start ranting about Harry McGraw again.

506
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Obviously, we've had the emails, we just see downloads.

507
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000
So, when people email, he knows that actually people are listening

508
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
and are interested.

509
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah, and enjoying it as well really.

510
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
So, little Kirstie's emailed back in.

511
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Right, she's at it again.

512
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Yeah, hi guys, did you watch the Sidemen charity game?

513
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Also, if you was picked for a game, what position would you play?

514
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
So, I'm guessing you didn't watch that game.

515
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Not the whole game, no.

516
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I watched Beats and then obviously I watched a lot of the highlights.

517
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
I watched it.

518
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
It was definitely more entertaining than what I would have felt

519
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000
watching the England games would have been.

520
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Stephen Troyes, he's a funny fucking comedian.

521
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
He does the commentary doesn't he?

522
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Yeah, commentator, and you're listening to him

523
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
and you think, fucking hell, you're pushing it a bit there.

524
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000
He says stuff so willing and so clean with you.

525
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,000
You could see, I think it was Lawrence who was the other commentator

526
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
and you could hear him trying to hold in the laughter

527
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000
and not wanting to comment or continue what he's just made a note of.

528
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:08,000
But yeah, he's like a little bit of a golden bean to me.

529
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:15,000
But just in general, it was entertaining just watching these non-footballers

530
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
just have a go.

531
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
But Mr. Beast played a lot to be fair.

532
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
The one thing I will say is speed gets better.

533
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I know obviously he looks a lot better every year doesn't he?

534
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

535
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
He's so fast, he's fucking wrecking it.

536
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
He is, yeah.

537
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000
But he just needs to practice on his actual shooting.

538
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I think he's 100 mile an hour in his head as well as his feet.

539
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000
So he's getting there and then he's not able to put in.

540
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
His head's moving quicker than his legs are.

541
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
And it's not with the penalty, it's like he slowed down too much there.

542
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000
He should have just fucking whacked it.

543
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:57,000
But yeah, I thought a strange fucking...

544
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Just like a ball card essentially was Angry Ginge.

545
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000
So he's a YouTuber streamer.

546
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
He's made a couple of appearances on the United stand

547
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
with Mark Goldbridge and the rest of the team.

548
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
So yeah, he's a Man United fan.

549
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000
I've seen some of his clips before and out anyways.

550
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:21,000
He's playing GTA V and starts shouting at the other people playing the game.

551
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
But he actually played quite well.

552
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
And he was rocking the Sunday league, Sunday Coles as well.

553
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Yeah, yeah, had them fucking beasts on.

554
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
All black.

555
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
You know when you wear all black, you know,

556
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
because you can't have all the gear with no idea.

557
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
So to be safe, all black boots, there's no pressure there.

558
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
The more colourful your boots, the more pressure there is to do well.

559
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Well, you know, it just goes back to the old Phil Goen's one,

560
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
the bloody pink boots.

561
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
If you're any fan, you shouldn't...

562
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I remember I picked up the yellow pair of F50s.

563
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000
So this is... I don't know if you remember them.

564
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,000
There was a yellow pair and there was a blue pair, F50s.

565
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:11,000
And I've always had... I normally stuck to like, normally black boots.

566
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:16,000
But these were the first time I went drastic in a lot of bright orange boots.

567
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
And I remember, like, one of the lads coming up to us, he was like...

568
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Yeah, he was like, you can't be fucking shit wearing that.

569
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000
That's always stuck with me, even when I...

570
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
So I brought the orange hyperphenams as well after that.

571
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah, it's just... Yeah.

572
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,000
So I mainly just had black boots when I was younger.

573
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yeah, but when you were a keeper...

574
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Well, yeah, I didn't really have to have much.

575
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Yeah, I mean, keepers just need all black, nightic, or the aliac ones.

576
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000
But it was always the Preds that I had, the old Predators.

577
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000
So it was the black and red ones, like black with the red stripes.

578
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
The most outlandish ones that I got was...

579
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Again, it was only just because of Beckham, really, but it was the white Preds.

580
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Oh, with the blue?

581
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:08,000
It wasn't the blue ones that I got, it was silver on them.

582
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
But yeah, that was the most colourful.

583
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
It was just the brightest pair that I ever had.

584
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
But yeah, so the game itself, I did watch it.

585
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,000
It was like 2.4 million that they raised as well.

586
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:29,000
And to be fair, it got kickstarted because Prime, obviously, KSI and Logan Paul,

587
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,000
they donated 250,000 straight off the bat.

588
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000
But still, yeah, 2.4 million, that's a fucking achievement.

589
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
About any for one go.

590
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:46,000
And then with their foundation, the spread it out between several charities.

591
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:55,000
So fair play to them. We donated as well, as a real talking podcast.

592
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Little donation for us, so we fucking contribute to it.

593
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:06,000
But yeah, it's nice to see that these lads, it's not just from sitting there playing games

594
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000
and out on the computer and putting it out on the platform, the YouTube and that,

595
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
they're actually doing things.

596
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I know there's been the Mini Mincer, I think it's MM7 foundation for a couple of years and that.

597
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
So they are doing things with the wealth.

598
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
So fair play to them. It's quite good.

599
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
So where would you play though?

600
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Well, it's still been goals for me. I've still got the reflexes.

601
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
I'll make all the saves.

602
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Yeah, I just can't go wrong with it.

603
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:44,000
But any problems to get put outfield, I think I'll just stick in the centre back position really.

604
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Get some fucking tackles in because you know yourself, even though I was a goalkeeper,

605
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I wasn't afraid about putting my fucking foot in.

606
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,000
That was the worst part, when we did use to play the Sunday league and that fucking,

607
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Sunday league tagging up as it is, but when the lads are still turning up,

608
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
fucking half-cut from the night before.

609
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
It's not a proper football, mate.

610
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I think it was one of the last games that I played in the Sunday league.

611
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000
It was like 9-2, we got battered.

612
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Not through any fault on my own from conceding fucking all the goals.

613
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Because it was like seven of them with fucking one-on-one chances.

614
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,000
When I say one-on-one, there was like three strikers against me.

615
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:31,000
And I remember at one point, it was like six or seven that's already gone past me

616
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
and I'm just pissed off.

617
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
And the lads running towards me and I didn't even go for the ball,

618
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I just fucking booted the legs out from underneath him.

619
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
And the refs come over, just shaking his head.

620
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
And I should have got centre, but he was just like,

621
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
lads, don't do that, just give me a yellow.

622
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,000
That team was literally the worst team ever.

623
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
It was the most...

624
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
You wouldn't learn playing football from that.

625
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
You've had one goalkeeper and ten attackers.

626
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Literally. It was so hard.

627
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000
But yeah, that's still simply goalkeeping.

628
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,000
So yourself, you've been all over the place really on the football pitch, haven't you?

629
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
But what's your preferred position, what place would you want to play?

630
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Attacking right. That would be...

631
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
So I used to, when I used to play football,

632
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I used to play attacking right or if we had no centre mid,

633
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
they used to ask me to cover centre mid.

634
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
So yeah, I'd stick to one of them.

635
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I'd say probably more centre mid now because the sprint speed is probably gone.

636
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Yeah, you've got to have the legs to be able to do the man rings still.

637
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Last time I played football, I tried sprinting.

638
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
I thought, fucking hell, I'm running slow motion here.

639
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Because you know, I mean, everyone goes through,

640
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
you know when you add a bit of pace about it, yeah.

641
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:53,000
You know, as an attacking player, you know, you beat a man and run off from him.

642
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
And we was playing against these 19 year olds in this power league.

643
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
And I got round them and I remember the one kid going,

644
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
you could tell he used to be good when he used to be younger.

645
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Oh my God, he fucking killed me because I'm like, I get what he's saying.

646
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I told the lads, because he said, one lad asked how old I was and I said, I'm 34 now.

647
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
He's like, you're not 34 and all these mates are calling him guys

648
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
and he's telling me off and everything.

649
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,000
And yeah, I said I haven't played football for like five years now.

650
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Probably six, well, I said five years, but probably more like six years.

651
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000
But you know, the one thing with football, you've got to keep playing it because otherwise you just lose.

652
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Well yeah, if you're not playing week in, week out, training every day and that,

653
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:43,000
then you know, not necessarily your touch, but the stamina, the pace.

654
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Outside the touch as well, mate.

655
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:54,000
For me, I suppose everyone's different, but for me, I like being, I had this thing,

656
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000
I like to be the filliest person on the team. No one was going to outrun me.

657
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000
That's more the manager used to put me, that's my thing.

658
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:10,000
No one was ever going to, I'd sprint up, sprint back. No one's, that's, you know, the basics, basically.

659
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Yeah, yeah. And you was doing it after three as well, you know.

660
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
No, I was, I was getting, I was paying through, mate.

661
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Well, yeah.

662
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I was paying five out of the gate.

663
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
I don't miss them days, to be fair.

664
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
But I am thinking of doing it after 34 of next year.

665
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
About that.

666
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah, a bit slower.

667
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Yeah.

668
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Yeah, let's do that. But thanks for your email as always.

669
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Yeah, yeah, appreciate it.

670
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Yeah, thank you.

671
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:38,000
When it fucking opens again, his phone's been doing more editing lately.

672
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Right, and then we've got Mark Jones again.

673
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Mark Jones.

674
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Shout out Marky boy.

675
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yep.

676
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,000
So if I, if I could, then I would send the video.

677
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
But if it's still on the system, I won't be able to get it.

678
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000
So, fair enough.

679
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Yeah.

680
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I mean, it would have been nice to have seen that, fucking.

681
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Yeah.

682
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Seen that lad fucking piss himself.

683
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000
So, his puts. I have another little story though.

684
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
I've always been on rotation shifts.

685
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
So basically some weeks are days, others are nights.

686
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
So one time on a night shift, I was having a little wander around,

687
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:20,000
and as usual, peeking into the cells, just to see, just to make sure they are asleep.

688
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I started to hear whispering, a few cells down.

689
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,000
So I went to the window, ready to knock, and tell them to go to sleep.

690
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,000
But to my horror, as I show my torch through the glass,

691
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I was greeted with the one lad, crouched forward with his hands on the top bunk,

692
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:49,000
while the other lad, while the other lad, I've lost it there,

693
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:57,000
while the other lad was reaching around, went near my, was fingering into it.

694
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I was going to say, you know, he's probably got some of these stories of mine.

695
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Fucking hell.

696
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Why is he reaching around though?

697
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
I don't know.

698
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Maybe they're not looking each other in the eye or something,

699
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000
so it's not to be all the way again. I don't know mate.

700
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Not to be all the way again. I don't know.

701
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
You can't do that.

702
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:27,000
So fingering into, both of them whipped their heads at me,

703
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
whipped their heads at my bright light through the window and scattered into their beds.

704
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:37,000
After a moment of me picking up my jaw, taking a deep breath and holding in the laughter,

705
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,000
I told the lad to wash his hands and get to sleep.

706
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Perfect response.

707
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Get that off your finger, kid.

708
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
That's a good spread lad.

709
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I've definitely not got a video of that.

710
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I'd be worried if you did.

711
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:00,000
There's probably so many things he could say, but he probably can't.

712
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
It's stuff like that.

713
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000
It's one of them, he's probably thinking of ones I can say.

714
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000
That's fucking quality. That's fucking hell.

715
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
What do you reckon they're doing? Not to be all the way again?

716
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:21,000
It must have been just like, I imagine they've been in there for a little while,

717
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:27,000
they haven't had no action, and so then they've just started talking about it.

718
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
I just don't see...

719
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
How does that come about?

720
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:37,000
How does the conversation progress onto,

721
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:46,000
alright lad, let me fucking stand there, spread a good, hands fucking holding onto the top bum,

722
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
and you fucking stand behind me, finger blast my arse,

723
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
box fucking me up as well.

724
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000
I don't see how that gets onto me.

725
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:02,000
So, there must have been fucking just like wanking in front of each other all the time,

726
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000
and then for anger, yeah, I'll fucking, I'll have a whack on that.

727
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Yeah, maybe they were working up towards fucking bombing each other or something,

728
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:19,000
because it's not like they've got a constant supply of fucking lube, have they?

729
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:25,000
So, having a bit of a finger fucking bumped first, just to get them ready for it maybe.

730
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,000
But like you say, if these have got like missus, partners outside, how do you look, you know,

731
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:37,000
like you with that guy that got fingered and fucking whacked, and like your missus going to sit next to that,

732
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,000
you've been having fun, yeah, it's been alright, Dave's alright,

733
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
like a Sam, ain't he Dave?

734
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Like, you know, we're getting along good, you know what I mean?

735
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000
How can you not go, like, you're just fucking finger blasting me.

736
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000
But it's the same as, well, people cheat, how they can fucking just go back to the rubber half and...

737
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yeah, but it's like gay cheating, like it's...

738
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Cheating, cheating, cheating.

739
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Yeah, full stop, but I mean like it's the fact like where they are, spread out, just get in, just get in.

740
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And then I wonder if that was the start of it.

741
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,000
I wonder if they said anything to Mike after, because he's got to, you know,

742
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,000
because I've got to be worried that maybe if you told someone then, you know, Tony's missus...

743
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Oh, mate, you would fucking tell the rest of your fucking staff.

744
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
But then with the staff, you know, because obviously there must,

745
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000
some staff must get along with some of their like, prisoners, so like it's then,

746
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
you've got to be worried then that it gets around.

747
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
I'd be walking past them all the time, like fucking, your hands playing out of that.

748
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
You wash your hands after that.

749
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Yeah, fucking, oh God.

750
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Well, I imagine since they were fucking embarrassed,

751
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:54,000
they didn't do anything the rest of that night then, but did they fucking get back on to it the next night?

752
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Well, maybe they'd done it before as well, it was the first time they got caught.

753
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Yeah.

754
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Oh.

755
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000
It's not, is it going to be returned?

756
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Is it just that one that fucking was getting all the fucking, the finger wanks,

757
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
over the doony back to each other?

758
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I suppose Mark's not going to know the answer to that really.

759
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
No.

760
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Well, that was, yeah, that was a fucking quality story.

761
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Really appreciate that.

762
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Thank you.

763
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Mate, send us in some more, any other ones that you've got to be fucking,

764
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I mean, I suppose I can't fucking really say because I've not been locked up in that,

765
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
but I just, I wouldn't be able, as of the moment,

766
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
mental state, I wouldn't be able to fucking do that.

767
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
People bank off another geezer or fucking let them, won't they?

768
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Mate, I can't even piss in front of other people, can you imagine?

769
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Well, yeah, you fucking.

770
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I can't imagine.

771
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
I just can't even imagine being in prison.

772
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
No.

773
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000
It's just, you know, I've seen some of them go on TikTok live.

774
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Have you ever seen it?

775
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I've not seen it.

776
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
This guy is doing TikTok live.

777
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
I think he was making some noodles, but he puts it in the kettle

778
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
because obviously the cook not put it in the kettle.

779
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000
And he was cooking like the food of the decent to be fair.

780
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Like, you know, yeah.

781
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000
It's not, it's not locked up how it should be though.

782
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,000
You know, they're fucking, they're in there and it's meant to be a punishment.

783
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
But a lot of the time they're just fucking living the life out there,

784
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
having a good fucking time.

785
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:34,000
So yeah, it's fucking, it's strange, but I couldn't do it.

786
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
It's not like the American ones because American ones seem, it's literally just a bed.

787
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,000
You all have one TV that you all watch, don't it?

788
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
It seems like.

789
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Yeah. When you see it on the films.

790
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
It's like a communion room, isn't it?

791
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
An hour a day or something.

792
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:57,000
And then it's like the outside time they're allowed in the fucking courtyard.

793
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Isolation, I think in there and it's still.

794
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yeah. And they always seem to have a gym as well, don't they?

795
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Well, just that one fucking bench press fucking.

796
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Yeah. It's normally like a pull up bar, a chest press.

797
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Yeah. You know, it's all fucking, but that's just going up to films and I imagine it's going to be.

798
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
It's going to be pretty similar, I mean.

799
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Yeah. Pretty close. They're not going to fucking just make it all up.

800
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Yeah. It's just too much of a fucking luxury forum over here, isn't it?

801
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
It makes me think about fucking, was it Mean Machine, was it?

802
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
When they played a football against the Garms.

803
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yeah.

804
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Fucking Jason Statham in goal, a fucking not job.

805
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Danny Dyer.

806
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Danny Dyer. What a fucking Donald he is.

807
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Just happily fucking letting his daughter go on Love Island and knowing she's getting riled and fucking everything.

808
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Just promoting it by his people, isn't it?

809
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
You know, more cool, your daughter, Danny as well.

810
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
After himself.

811
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Yeah. I mean, it's a bit fucking.

812
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Is Lynn Dearing going to be fine as well? I don't know.

813
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Yeah. I mean, it's a bit fine when the fucking, the men do it as well, isn't it?

814
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,000
So, you know, fucking call my own son Jamie. Nah. I'm not going to do that.

815
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Yeah, I thought you could have called him Junior though.

816
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Yeah. Yeah. That's what they all get called then Junior.

817
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000
In your case, it would be Jai Jai? Jamie Junior?

818
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Yeah. Nah. I'd probably keep the initials the same.

819
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:32,000
So, still be Jai Deelog. But yeah, I wouldn't fucking stick with Jamie again.

820
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Not the way it's spelt either. I had that drama again the other day.

821
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Fucking. Because for anyone that doesn't already know,

822
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
because I don't know if I've already said it before on the pod,

823
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
it's Jai M.E.

824
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Yeah, strange.

825
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Well, it's just fucking, just backwards.

826
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Any, dad had, you put that way because apparently he had a cousin that spels it that way.

827
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
But then when you speak to everyone else in the family,

828
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000
they haven't even got a cousin called Jamie, let alone a fucking spelt it that way.

829
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
It's just not this less.

830
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Fucking. Well, it's never been the full ticket anyway as a fucking half-prank.

831
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And so, yeah, because of that, I always had fucking issues with school,

832
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,000
or new teachers, I had to pronounce it, because a lot of game, I mean,

833
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:28,000
well, Alexa calls me Jaime, because I think that's how you pronounce Spanish.

834
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Again, because with French, it's how you spell.

835
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
So when you introduce yourself, it's Jemma, Jai M.E.

836
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:43,000
And that initial start of the sentence, Jemma, that's J-A-I-M-E.

837
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
So, you know, the French would get confused reading it as Jemma, Jemma,

838
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000
if I was to put it as a text or write it down.

839
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:56,000
But then, Lord, the banks, because obviously with official documents,

840
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
your name has to be spelled right, doesn't it?

841
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
And the amount of times I had to fucking go into fucking the bank and say,

842
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:07,000
no, you put it wrong again, because they'd be fucking doing whatever the job was.

843
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Think that it's been spelled wrong on the system.

844
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000
They kept changing it back to J-A-M-E.

845
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,000
And then, yeah, again, the other day, even though it's sent it as a text message,

846
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:22,000
so all they had to do was just copy or press on it on the phone,

847
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000
and it's already on their email then,

848
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
they'd still changed it or tried to toy with it.

849
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
And I'm like, I haven't got your email.

850
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
I've definitely sent it.

851
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I'm like, yeah, but have you done this?

852
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Oh, but that's spelled wrong.

853
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
No, no, that's how it's spelled.

854
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Lord, trust me, it's how it's spelled.

855
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
And then even at the end of it, I thought,.com?

856
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I'm like, no,.co.uk.

857
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
I'm like, I've had this email address for over 20 years.

858
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
So it's back when you could have an email address as.co.uk.

859
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
So that's how it is.

860
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
I've had 10 attempts just to get an email.

861
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
And you think, fucking hell, it's not hard.

862
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Just fucking read it.

863
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Just read it.

864
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
It's not...

865
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Oh, fuck, people.

866
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Fucking bad as fucking drivers.

867
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
God.

868
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,000
So, yeah, thanks for the email, Mog.

869
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Send us some more stories, man.

870
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Fucking, we need it.

871
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Any more funny ones like...

872
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Well, to be fair, anything.

873
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000
If you got any fucking, anything controversial, virtual.

874
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Sure, yeah.

875
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Yeah, something that is a bit borderline of what you can and can't say.

876
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,000
And to be fair, yeah, if there is any fucking pictures or videos that you could send him,

877
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
then, yeah, bang it over.

878
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Oh, fuck you.

879
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000
We'll have a giggle over that as well.

880
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Well, yeah, appreciate your emails.

881
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Anyone else that wants to send in any questions and that, please do.

882
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:59,000
So, again, it's realtalkingpod at gmail.co.uk.com.

883
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
You can confuse yourself.

884
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
God.

885
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
X at Ash and JD.

886
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
YouTube's real talking podcast.

887
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
So, yeah, we're going to call it a pod there now, then.

888
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
That's good.

889
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
I want to watch some football later.

890
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Some actual football, not shitty international.

891
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
And then I'm away for the week.

892
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000
So, hope you've enjoyed it.

893
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Shout out again to Tanya's Tales dog grooming.

894
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Go check her out, Instagram and the websites.

895
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
The links will all be in the description, I think, anyway.

896
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
And, yeah, we'll see you next week, then.

897
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Thanks for listening.

898
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Peace.