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Hi everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast

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with your host Ash and JD. So first of all just have to say sorry we are a day late

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obviously I went to Poland we'll talk about that a little bit in a little while

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and then just grafting and that ain't it you know. Too much graft. Don't have enough time. That's it.

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Too many things to do not enough days not hours in the days nothing but anyway I

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thought I'd start off with a normal little fucking rant. That's what we're here for.

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So no but wait do you reckon anyone's like another one or they're like

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I suppose it just depends on what I rant about for really. Yeah see yeah

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Bits and Smith they're all like woo. It's not about him this this time even though

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he's about another prick though. So we've just had the England team announcement

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come out the other day. Oh okay. Southgate he's just got no balls whatsoever. Calvin

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Phillips in the fucking team played zero minutes this season. For cool. Harry

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McGuire back in the team as well. He's in there as well. Played zero minutes for Manchester United this season.

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Last season he played more minutes for England than he did for Manchester

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United as well and Southgate has still picked him. I know we've said

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numerous times we don't want this to be a football style podcast you know we

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will bring you up from time to time but I just don't see why he has to keep

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picking these favorite players. It's like you're getting rewarded for failure.

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Well it is you know McGuire was offered the chance to leave Manchester United. West Ham had a

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bid of 30 million accepted. I was fucking ready to crack open the champagne but

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he's refused to go because he wanted the rest of his pay. Yeah from his contract.

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So he's on around 200 grand a week at United. Which has just gone back up

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because they've got back into the Champions League. So it's like 2-4, they're now 2-50.

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No no so because of the burn in the Champions League the whole team had like a 50% reduction pretty much.

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So even though he put next to zero or imports back into the Champions League.

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So he's happy to sit on the bench and wouldn't accept the 6 million

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that was offered as a payout. So essentially he was offered a fairer worth of wages.

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So you get 6 million plus West Ham's contract plus whatever sign-on bonus you'd get from that.

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So in theory you would say it would have balanced back out. Thereabouts he

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might have been a few quid short. Over the last two years maybe of his

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United contract he probably would have been 50 grand a week now maybe.

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It comes to that cliche I would you rather be in a top club to sit on the bench for more money

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or a lesser club and play for less money I suppose. Well I think unfortunately

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which we're seeing a lot now with the Saudi League coming in with ridiculous

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prices and wages for all of them. Neymar's just gone is on fucking

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300 million a year or something isn't it. I would love to put this out there to you.

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Do you think, email us what you think about what I'm saying.

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Do you think anyone has had less. Now what I'm going to say, I always thought he would have done more.

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Neymar sorry. Neymar sorry not another guy like.

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So when he, sorry just in terms of Neymar I always thought he was expected to be

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and I always thought he would be with Messi and Ronaldo.

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It should have been your hire. But to me he just always traced the money.

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He went to PSG, he gave him what he wants. He has his sister's birth birth every year.

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He's always conveniently injured. And he has that parade that they do in Brazil every year.

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That big one. He's always there. He's always injured at that time.

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And I just feel like for him now to go to Saudi Arabia when he's already,

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was he on 500 grand a week after tax at PSG. I mean it's just purely

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unbelievable money and he's fairly won that. And I thought you know just go and

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prove it one more time that you you are the world's best or want to be of

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regard as one of the world's best. But I feel like even at Barcelona he was he

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weren't even the fourth best player there because he had Messi Suarez.

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In the S there.

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Yeah in the S he was there.

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And Chavvy was there as well when he first joined.

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So I thought it's like Harry Kane in terms of now that he's gone by Munich

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you know obviously he's on a world winter office but he's gonna do more stuff now.

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And I always feel with Neymar, his career more underwhelming. Is it underwhelming?

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Yeah it was underwhelming definitely. He's had all the potential to be as big as Ronaldo.

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But I think now we even go into the Saudi League you can't put him in the same bracket as

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definitely not Ronaldo and Messi. The likes of Ronaldinho and CR9 and all that as well.

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You know them being world-class players of their time he can't be brought into the same sentence.

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So here's what I don't understand with footballers in terms of Neymar situation.

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He's on £500 a week at PSG all while sorry.

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Probably gets paid millions of pounds in loyalty bonus.

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He targets he's probably going millions of pounds you know.

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Yeah in the league.

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Why do you need to go to Saudi Arabia?

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And I know he's getting really good money but when's there enough money just to enjoy football?

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Now I understand Henderson's point of view because his contracts, don't get me wrong,

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in every day's life it's £50,000 a week it's awesome.

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I understand when Henderson goes well I'm 32, 33.

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Yeah and he's not going to be able to achieve much more if he stayed in England essentially.

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And he'd be on the bench, he'd be in rotation for £700,000 a week.

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I get it. I think no one was like I don't get that.

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But with the Neymar one I mean I've read some of the things he's supposed to be getting

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it's absolutely ridiculous.

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But why does he need all that?

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Well he definitely doesn't.

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You know he's not the kind of player that's going to go on after retirement to be a world

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class coach or anything.

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He's just going to ride on his name for as long as he can really or maybe a cameo in

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films or something.

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Still do adverts like what Beckham does.

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At least Beckham actually made something of himself after the game.

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And also sorry his boot deal with Neymar, no his boot deal but his sports deal with

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Puma was the most expensive at the time.

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So I just feel he's just got lazy and he's just thought fuck it I'm just going to get

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more money to do less.

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Sorry I know we've went off there but the Neymar one has always bothered me because

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when there's some people and you think they should have had a better career.

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He definitely should have done.

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And have you seen any of the clips of his first couple of games over there?

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It's literally it's just like showboating FC.

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Every player is trying to do fucking pirouettes and fucking Megham and there's one in particular

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he's got flick deep and you know when the ball goes over yours and the defenders head

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he's done that.

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And then because he's done it so easily he's stopped he's already in the penalty box he's

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stopped flicked it back over the sound defenders head out of the penalty box again just so

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he could take him up.

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And like these players are just standing around like I want to fucking break his legs.

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So I think it's because we've seen it when he's playing for Brazil and he's doing all

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the showboating where players get pissed off and they'll start booting.

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So it's going to get to that point pretty soon I think and someone's going to break

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his leg.

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So sorry just sorry just bring everyone back to the Harry Maguire situation.

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It's just when's enough money as a footballer just a six million quid for Fyling.

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Yeah.

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You stand in the Premier League at West Ham in Europe.

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They are.

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They won the Europa League.

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So they're being in the Europa League.

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So European football.

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Yeah.

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Six million player.

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I assume it'd be about 150 grand a week at West Ham.

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It would have been around 100 grand mark.

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So obviously with a six million from United it would have back up to about 115ish.

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And then he would have been playing week in week out.

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And he warrants his position if he was selected again in the England team.

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But I keep hearing all these stupid excuses as well for these fucking fake fans these

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Southgate Brown nosers saying how oh yeah but Philipps and Maguire have never put a

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foot wrong for England.

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Maguire plays in a back five for England and he blatantly pushes and guides and tells the

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other players and defenders around him where to be where he knows there's going to be an

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error.

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He's not involved in it.

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And he's just he's a shambles of a footballer.

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He's rolled his luck.

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He got relegated with two teams.

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How can he still be fucking making a living at the top tier of football.

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Don't get me wrong I know you know I haven't started off too well this season.

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Lucky to be a top four club at the end of last season really overachieved a bit.

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But he wasn't a part of it and he shouldn't still be a part of it.

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If Luke Shaw and Vran were fit because they're both currently injured he'd be fifth choice

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centre back.

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Yeah because Luke Shaw then goes centre back doesn't he?

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Yeah and it's that bad that we've handed Johnny Evans a year long contract as well.

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So even with Shaw and Vran injured he's still fourth choice centre back.

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Is that behind Martinez, Lindy Lough and then Evans is going to be in front of him.

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He's 34 if he didn't have the best of seasons last year for Leicester you know so I think

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that's ten hard ways to say you should have gone.

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Get the fuck out the door.

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How many years has he got left on his contract?

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Two years left on his contract.

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So after this one he'll be on his year.

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So it's just a disgrace.

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I understand for some footballers it's a short career, short time to be able to earn money.

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So yeah do as much as you can to earn what you can.

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But when you run 200 grand a week and that.

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And you're not playing and you're still going selected for England.

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You know we could go on the whole episode about how players piss us off and that.

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But it's just Southgate, he's got no bottle to choose players that are actually in form

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for the clubs.

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When he first came in I'm sure he said we'll select players that are playing.

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And based on form.

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And based on form.

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And he hasn't.

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Because team Sterling's been okay and he's not been put into the team.

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Because he never has had Tamori from AC Milan.

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He always plays decent at AC Milan but he never gets in the squad.

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Ward Prowse has played all roles.

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He obviously had a decent enough season last year.

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Even though he was part of a relegated Southampton.

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But he's coming into the West Ham team, he's playing all roles.

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Not even had a sniff.

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And again Chris Mourning, he's had a good couple of years over in Italy for Roma.

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Not been included.

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Obviously if there was all the nonsense a couple of years ago with Greenwood and Foden

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piss arse around in the hotel.

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Dropped Greenwood, keeps Foden.

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I think that's probably a little bit to do with his race.

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But he is, he's just a shit house and he shouldn't be England manager.

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He's boring football.

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And we've all enjoyed the women's football, unlucky to the ladies not to win in the final.

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But that's the most international football I've watched.

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When it comes to the men's I don't get involved.

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We've got an international break coming up, I believe it's next week.

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Is this friendly, the break?

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I think it's for qualifications.

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You don't watch, I don't watch any of them.

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I only watch...

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It's always boring football.

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Yeah, we're 3-0 against Macedonia.

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Teams that we should be playing, smooth, silky, attacking football.

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It seems that Haru Maguire is a needed to play, even if he was the best player in the

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world.

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It's just not needed and it should always be big scoring results but it never is.

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Even against the teams of the Macedonians and that ilk it's a back 6-7 because it's

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the forward defenders, whether you want to count the goalkeeper in there or not.

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So the midfielders are drawn into defence and it's just the attacking players at the

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front, three of them.

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It's just boring to watch.

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I'm sick of it, don't get me wrong, I'm sick of a lot of minority games with the way that

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we play.

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But you know, in clubs you can't choose it.

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You can choose to stop supporting them but it's hard.

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It's hard on free England because obviously the women's team are doing well.

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The under-19s that have won the Euros.

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Under-19s, I think the under-21s are always doing well as well.

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And you've got this really good generation of players.

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How did we get far in the last World Cup now?

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Qatar?

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That seems like a fucking morning.

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Causes was it?

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Yeah.

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We've had a busy time for them to get replaced.

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Right, lobbying the semis actually.

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To be fair, the England games in Qatar, I've barely paid attention to them.

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I watched pretty much every other game, especially the first week because I'd gone away for the

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And as of the...

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It was only to Yarmouth, great Yarmouth.

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Yarmou!

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As we got there on the Friday, that was when the first game kicked off.

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Qatar?

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Ecuador was it?

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I can't remember.

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I don't know.

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The actual football fans that were listening will know.

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It's been that long now to be fair.

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So yeah, I watched pretty much every game.

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I think the one England game I actually missed.

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Well, yeah, the first England game.

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I missed a lot the first half an hour because we were out walking the dog.

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It's not like the arcades were open or anything.

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It was fucking nearly Christmas.

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I just put slapping around.

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I was like, oh yeah, football's on.

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We're led back now.

230
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Fucking yeah.

231
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I'm just bored of it.

232
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Fucking safe gate.

233
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I missed when Sam Allardyce had it for that one game.

234
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Even though he's long ball FC, he's just punted up.

235
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He still wants to attack and he had the players available to be able to play attacking football.

236
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I would have loved him to stay.

237
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I suppose though, if anything, if there was a challenge at the England manager position,

238
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who would have it?

239
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You'd love to see the logs of Eddie Howe.

240
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Obviously he's not going to leave Newcastle into this four state really.

241
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I know people have said about Brendan Rodgers before.

242
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No, overrated.

243
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Hence why he's gone back to fucking Scotland because it's the only place that he can win

244
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any trophies.

245
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I think it's a bit of an old fashioned thing that's still in a lot of die hard England

246
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fans minds.

247
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There has to be an English manager.

248
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There's a lot of managers out there.

249
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One of Mike Bassey.

250
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Yeah, you know, it's a fucking lot.

251
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The logs of a Mourinho would be funny and you know it's going to be attacking football.

252
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It's not always going to be sitting there.

253
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Probably Mourinho would be attacking.

254
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Because he'd have the players for the attacking side.

255
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You know, the defence is there solid enough.

256
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If he actually played the role of defenders.

257
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He wouldn't be picking McGuire for starters anyway.

258
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You know, Caldwell, Chelsea, he's playing well.

259
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You know, not getting picked.

260
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Younger, better defender than McGuire.

261
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Fucking hands down.

262
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And Mourinho would pick him on the form because obviously he hasn't got the budget to be able

263
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to buy the players.

264
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So he'd actually be looking at them all.

265
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Again, Paciatina is struggling at Chelsea at the moment.

266
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But when he was at Southampton and Spurs, next to no budget, actually training the players,

267
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bringing the youngins in and all that.

268
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He'd be a good one for international teams.

269
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You know, there's plenty out there.

270
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It doesn't have to be fucking Southgate who struggled to be a Middlesbrough manager.

271
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But yeah, as I said, we could go on and on about football.

272
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Well, we're still on football actually, on fucking little congratulations and slash happy

273
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for Mason Greenwood.

274
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He's gone on loan.

275
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It's Galatasaray.

276
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No, not Galatasaray, Gatafé.

277
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Again, I know there's going to be a lot of controversy about it.

278
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But it is a season loan.

279
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Hopefully he gets his form back, starts banging in the goals and then...

280
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You seemed at one point, Manu, was going to keep him.

281
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There was a kind of...

282
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Deep ones, yeah.

283
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What the reaction was like.

284
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Yeah, but it all kicked off.

285
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There was fucking on about rioting and strikes within the fucking staff and that.

286
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But I think 12 months away, about 12 months, he's there until June.

287
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So, you know, no one wants to whatever away.

288
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Getting some form and then I'd love to see him back.

289
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But, you know, he's getting himself back out, he's going to start playing football again.

290
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And that's the main thing, you know, he's guilty in the eye...

291
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Sorry, innocent in the eyes of the law.

292
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But guilty in the eyes of the public.

293
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But again, not to all the public.

294
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Everyone that I've actually spoken to about this whole situation have said it's bullshit,

295
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you need to be playing.

296
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It's because you heard the recording and there's that recording of it.

297
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Yeah, if the recording, the pictures and all that wasn't put out there, it wouldn't be an issue.

298
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And also, it's just one of them, the woman that pulled out the recording is now got a baby with.

299
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Yeah, married.

300
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So it just seems like one of those relationships where it's dramaful.

301
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Yeah, yeah.

302
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Do you get what I'm saying?

303
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So, I think that's how it feels really bad for an injured career.

304
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Yeah.

305
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:29,760
No, that's how it seems to me, like it would have been Jerry McQuile.

306
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Oh yeah, I know.

307
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Good old Jerry Springer episode as well.

308
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Jerry.

309
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Right, that's football done.

310
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Yeah, we'll get up for that.

311
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,760
So we shall move on to the emails we've got.

312
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My favourite part.

313
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Yeah.

314
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So, Kersi's back again.

315
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She loves it.

316
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Yeah.

317
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Hi Kersi, thanks for the email.

318
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She just says, hi guys, nothing new to say.

319
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No new rag dolls in my loft.

320
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Yeah, she's got the bantas.

321
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I can keep it real.

322
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,760
She's just looking forward to hearing these stories you're holding back.

323
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Stop being stingy.

324
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:16,760
Well, you're going to have to wait a little bit longer Kersi, because next week's episode is number 25.

325
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So, you know, a little bit of a landmark as some people would see it.

326
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So, I've got a story loaded, ready to come out for you.

327
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I don't want to drop any hints, but yeah, we're going to have a bit of a fun episode.

328
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Every episode's always fun, you know.

329
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But we'll do a couple of stories, try and find some outlandish wood giravas or something.

330
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I don't know, if you've got any ideas, let us know.

331
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Email us.

332
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Email us in general if you've got any questions for episodes.

333
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Realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

334
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Tweet us or X, whatever everyone's calling it now.

335
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X's going to give it to you.

336
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It's Ash and JD.

337
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Again, YouTube, Realtalkingpod.

338
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Drop on the comments or that on there.

339
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But yeah, the stories are going to come.

340
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We'll find you before you email us, Kersi.

341
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Yeah.

342
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,760
So, this one, we've got Mark Jones.

343
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Mark Jones.

344
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How we doing Marky boy?

345
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Wee.

346
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Hold your chaps and join the pod.

347
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,760
Fair play to you for having a go.

348
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:44,760
Anyway, I work as a prison guard and see all sorts of characters come and go.

349
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My question for you is have all of you ever been arrested?

350
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If so, what for?

351
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And then, if you were to do hard time.

352
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Hard time.

353
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That got a cape on or something.

354
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,760
Don't drop the soap.

355
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:10,760
So, if you were to do hard time, what do you think your crime of choice would be?

356
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:16,760
And he says, I ask the second question because some of these guys actually choose to be locked up.

357
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,760
Yeah, okay.

358
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,760
You know what?

359
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,760
I've always thought, so, Mike Jones.

360
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:34,760
So, if I was homeless and had nothing and I was starving and I was cold, wouldn't you do something to get arrested to get fed and clothed?

361
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,760
So, I understand boys, some people do it from that aspect.

362
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,760
Yeah.

363
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,760
Do you want to answer the question first on that?

364
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,760
What was the first one?

365
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,760
Sorry.

366
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,760
Have either of us been arrested?

367
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760
No.

368
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,760
I've not been arrested.

369
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,760
I've been pulled over several times.

370
00:22:52,760 --> 00:23:03,760
The one time, ironically, I was watching the fucking England game the night before, had a few fucking beverages.

371
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:09,760
I had a good enough drink, about nine pints or so.

372
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,760
And then the next day, we was going away, probably to Yarmouth again or something.

373
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:21,760
But I had to go to the post office because whatever should have been delivered, you get the red card through the door.

374
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,760
So, Mrs. got in the van with me.

375
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,760
I think we was going to go shopping or something as well.

376
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,760
So, driving to the post office.

377
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:33,760
And as we were going around the corner, police were doing stops, doing the breathalyzer tests and that.

378
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,760
Obviously, because the football had been on the night before, they were doing it for that reason, to catch people drunk driving.

379
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,760
Mrs. is fucking flapping it straight away.

380
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,760
She said, oh, you had a load to drink last night.

381
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,760
You know, blow over, blow over, we'll fucking deal with it.

382
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,760
He's what he is.

383
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:56,760
So, I pulled over, had a chat with the officer, blew a complete zero.

384
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,760
And even Art was surprised about it, to be fair.

385
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Fucking, because I'd had six hours sleep.

386
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,760
Yeah.

387
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,760
So, I was expecting it to still be an assistant.

388
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:10,760
And then he's like, again, because I was honest, he was like, did you have a drink last night?

389
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,760
I said, yeah, you know, good few pints watching the football.

390
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,760
So, he was like, obviously, I've got a breath load, you know.

391
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,760
So, he was like, all right, fair play, zero.

392
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Check the rest of the van.

393
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:28,760
And there was one tire, I couldn't have done a fucking check for how big of a break is still.

394
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,760
He's like, well, that one's barely legal.

395
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:39,760
So, since you're on the system that I've checked you out, if you get pulled again and you haven't done it, you're going to get a fine and whatever.

396
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:45,760
So, I ended up fucking going to the post office, then went to, well, QuickFit or whatever.

397
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:50,760
Ended up having to get three new tires, fucking 200 pounds just before going to work.

398
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,760
I was gutted.

399
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,760
Well, why didn't you just get four then?

400
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,760
Well, all four I was just going to have to get the one done.

401
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,760
But they were like, God, these are about to go.

402
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,760
So, you know, just have these done as well.

403
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,760
Because when you get the back one, I tend to get, if it's been a wall above.

404
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,760
Yeah, yeah, I understand.

405
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,760
But then if you got three, I suppose you should just go four.

406
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,760
Yeah, I think one of them was my spare tire, actually.

407
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,760
Oh, God.

408
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,760
If I remember right.

409
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,760
But yeah, I was gutted anyway.

410
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,760
But the other times it was just stupid. I remember one time.

411
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,760
We'd been to cinema.

412
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,760
I don't know if it was us collectively or if I'd been on a date or something.

413
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,760
Top sugar.

414
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,760
Yeah.

415
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,760
So, I just remember driving back anyway.

416
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:39,760
And I'd seen the police car come around the corner and then they were behind me for like five minutes.

417
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:45,760
So, obviously, they're checking the plates and they're fucking checking insurance, tax and MOT and all that.

418
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,760
And then I've pulled up outside.

419
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,760
And as I've jumped out of the van, pulled up right next to me.

420
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,760
And they've got the red out the window because they're trying to smell the breath to see if you have had a drink.

421
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,760
And I was like, you're all chaps?

422
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,760
Yeah, yeah, where you been?

423
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,760
Just been to the cinema.

424
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,760
Okay, you had anything to drink?

425
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,760
No, I've been to the cinema and I've drove back.

426
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:11,760
Because it was before you could really buy bottles or anything in the cinema.

427
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:20,760
And the one who was the passenger side, he says something fucking proper sarcastic.

428
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,760
And obviously, he's trying to make me bite, but I didn't.

429
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,760
And I was like, right, I'm going to go to bed anyway.

430
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,760
So, yous have a safe note then officers.

431
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,760
And I just turned around, walked off.

432
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,760
And you could see them looking at each other like they wanted to get me for something.

433
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,760
I thought they couldn't.

434
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,760
Another time, again, they've done the check around the van.

435
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,760
Nothing wrong with you.

436
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,760
And I was like, no, it's beard anyway.

437
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,760
You can crack on.

438
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,760
And I thought, did you really just pull me over just to say no, it's beard?

439
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,760
That was body poachers.

440
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,760
Fuck you, that was.

441
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,760
Fuck you.

442
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:55,760
So, yeah, arrestee boys, no.

443
00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:02,760
I think the most likely reason I'd get arrested would be full road rage.

444
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,760
Because someone's done something and I'm just like, nah, fuck you then.

445
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:11,760
I just smashed the van off into their car.

446
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,760
Yeah, I mean, we've all had the thoughts of how we'd kill someone.

447
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,760
Or should we've all got the flag?

448
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,760
I'm sure you've said it on air before.

449
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,760
Oh no, I won't do it anymore.

450
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:28,760
I won't say it on air because some cunt will be fucking using it, killing her.

451
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,760
I'm not fucking, oh no, that's respect.

452
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:41,760
I'm sure that you've got someone that you would happily fucking just like ring the neck, just like write them off.

453
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,760
There's got to be at least one person that you know.

454
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,760
No, I'm just going to say it.

455
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,760
That every time you see you're like, oh, I wish she was dead.

456
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:54,760
No, I know what you said, but I'm never full of that.

457
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,760
I've never, I've never been too over-customed with wine.

458
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,760
Well, people at home, back me up there, fuck you.

459
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,760
You don't need to know how you do it.

460
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,760
But if you want to, then yeah, I'll keep you anonymous.

461
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Yeah, sending any messages and that of one, if I'm right for saying you thought of it.

462
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760
You're not even wrong.

463
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,760
I wish people wasn't there like would just fuck up and die.

464
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,760
But I never thought I'd be the one to do it.

465
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,760
I've had that a good few times over the years, to be fair.

466
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,760
Yeah, say your opinion on the matter.

467
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,760
You know, you don't have to say who you'd kill.

468
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,760
Sure, some of you might want to bomb Sam Smith to death.

469
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,760
Fucking.

470
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Oh God.

471
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,760
He's getting it for no reason.

472
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,760
That's what she said.

473
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:53,760
So yeah, I'd say most likely being just because of road rage.

474
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,760
You know, I'm not a thief.

475
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,760
I don't need to fucking burger or anything.

476
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,760
Yeah, I mean, so you think if you used to go to prison, that's why it most often because of that,

477
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:11,760
because someone's fucking doing something they shouldn't be doing.

478
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,760
Or, you know, they're just being a dickhead.

479
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,760
So I don't just say fuck this and I'll just hit them with the band.

480
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,760
Into their car, not physical person.

481
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,760
I'd say that would be most likely because you know what?

482
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,760
I mean, I've had a few road rage rants on here anyway.

483
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,760
And it's just annoying.

484
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,760
There's something about driving where I think it's because it's,

485
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,760
if someone wants to fuck up that bad, he can obviously end your life.

486
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,760
That's why it's so rageful.

487
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,760
But the same story, when people drive slower, if not more rageful, you know,

488
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,760
when you're still going somewhere and someone's doing something.

489
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760
I've done it again on the way here earlier.

490
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,760
You know, I'm staying in the left lane.

491
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:54,760
So lane number one, for the non-English people,

492
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,760
the left lane is just the first lane.

493
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,760
So on the motorway, it's all 70.

494
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,760
Unless there's an accident or whatever and it's all just so down.

495
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,760
Every lane is 70.

496
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:13,760
So lobbies tend to always stay in the first lane because they max out around 50-55.

497
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,760
And then you overtake, you move back into the left lane,

498
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,760
and that's the rules of the road.

499
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,760
So I've stayed in the left lane for a good five minutes again.

500
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,760
And there's four lanes on this M6, and every other dickhead,

501
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,760
two lobbies on the tuck as well.

502
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,760
And I'm like, what are yous doing?

503
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,760
And so I did it a couple of times earlier.

504
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,760
It's a regular occurrence of mine.

505
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,760
Nice little Bruce Burness away on the seat.

506
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,760
Makes me smile at least anyway.

507
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,760
I'll give a little bit of a two to the horn and a thumbs down.

508
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,760
They know that I disapprove of their shit driving.

509
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,760
Yeah, there's no need to be in that second lane.

510
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,760
No.

511
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,760
If the slow lane, obviously once you overtake, just cut back in.

512
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,760
Yeah, it's not hard.

513
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,760
Now, fair enough, you can anticipate,

514
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,760
well, if I move over now, in five seconds, I'll be moving back again to overtake that vehicle.

515
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760
So yeah, that's sound.

516
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,760
But when it's open, there's next to no one on the road.

517
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,760
There's no need.

518
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,760
I remember coming back from yours early in the morning one time,

519
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:19,760
and all I do is cruise control, 70, cruise control, there you go.

520
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,760
And there was just no one else there.

521
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,760
I'm driving down, all to see.

522
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,760
Quiet, in the second lane, there's no one.

523
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,760
I looked beyond, there's no one.

524
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,760
The audience, they look forward, there's no one.

525
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,760
Is it in the second lane?

526
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Yeah.

527
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,760
Look, I just drove past it.

528
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,760
It wasn't even doing 70.

529
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,760
In the slow lane, like, just fucking...

530
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,760
It's annoying.

531
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,760
And then I always look in the mirror as well to see if any of them pull back in.

532
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Yeah, after.

533
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:52,760
And I'd say 98% of them, even after I've given them the phones down,

534
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,760
they still don't move back in.

535
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,760
And it is just annoying.

536
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,760
So yeah, I think that would be one worse lot with a fucking scenario.

537
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:06,760
Well, the only time I've ever got close to being arrested is one night when I was taking a piss,

538
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,760
and the police come out of nowhere, stout style.

539
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,760
Like, honestly, there was like...

540
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,760
Honestly, I don't know where they're still though.

541
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,760
Hiding in the bushes.

542
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,760
And like, mid-flow as well.

543
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,760
See, like, we do.

544
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,760
I'm like, look, so the place, like...

545
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:28,760
Well, I've started, but then you know what it's like, you get a bit straight, but I'll get stayed.

546
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,760
Yeah, you do.

547
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,760
So I'm like, that's...

548
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,760
This was when I was young, this was.

549
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,760
I can't remember where I was coming back from.

550
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,760
I imagine uptown, so it would be an off-road street or something.

551
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,760
Maybe Soliol.

552
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,760
I can't remember where I was coming from, but I remember I was walking back

553
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,760
a long distance anyway.

554
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,760
So I'm having a piss.

555
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,760
And I can't remember who was with me.

556
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,760
I'm like, oh, that's...

557
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,760
One minute, I'm having a piss.

558
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,760
And they was like, we should be doing that.

559
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,760
And like, trying to talk to...

560
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,760
I've already committed the crimes, let me finish the list, you know.

561
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,760
And I was like, what were you doing?

562
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,760
And they like... I felt like I was going, what the fuck do you think?

563
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,760
I was like, maybe it's good.

564
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,760
They was like, you can't do that there.

565
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,760
I was like, well, where's public toilets?

566
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,760
And they were like, this and that.

567
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,760
I was like, you ain't going to piss yourself.

568
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,760
You know what I mean?

569
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,760
But honestly, that's the closest...

570
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,760
But I was like, I don't know.

571
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,760
It was all right in the end.

572
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,760
I think it just started off a bit that way.

573
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,760
But all we would do to do jail time is rob money.

574
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,760
Because I think if you're going to do the crime, it's going to be worth it.

575
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,760
If you're going to go to jail, it's going to be worth it.

576
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,760
And also, it wouldn't be like nothing major bank robbery.

577
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,760
We're doing major time.

578
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,760
So let me tell you, an incident happened at work.

579
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,760
I was next door to work.

580
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,760
And I dealt with a lot of cash.

581
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,760
Now one day, I don't know, I think it was an insolid job.

582
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,760
So every Friday, they'd take all the cash to the bank.

583
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,760
But they'd do it every Friday, 9 o'clock in the morning.

584
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,760
And obviously, this is what I think was an insolid job.

585
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:06,760
One time, the guy that carried the cash got jumped.

586
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,760
Obviously, he got his head kicked in, took the money, ran down the canal.

587
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,760
The police come with him about half an hour after that.

588
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,760
And the sphinx was just here, he was like, no, no, no.

589
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,760
I said, do you think he'll ever catch him?

590
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,760
And he was like, honestly, unless he cashes in any of the checks, which he would have.

591
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,760
Never going to catch him. He's gone.

592
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,760
And I went, how much was it?

593
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,760
He said about 50k. 50k.

594
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,760
But to be fair, it's... Sorry, that's what I would do.

595
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,760
Yeah, yeah. It's not...

596
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Yeah, it probably was most obvious, an insolid job.

597
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,760
But it's not that hard to suss out the routine.

598
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,760
Especially when it's every Friday, 9 o'clock.

599
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,760
You've just said that and I've remembered that already.

600
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,760
Yeah, to the point where on a Friday, I see if they've started doing it again.

601
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,760
From there, I'd love to see if someone's carrying the bag money.

602
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:06,760
I did used to see the person that got booted up every now and again.

603
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:12,760
On a Friday, carrying these, not backpacks, like rugs.

604
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,760
Like a small gym bag sort of thing?

605
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,760
Yeah, like a gym bag, sorry. Like two of them.

606
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,760
I've walked in there a few times to sort out paperwork and give them money, whatever.

607
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:29,760
I've walked in one time and they've had about, I would say, about 30k on the table.

608
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,760
About 30k. Yeah, yeah, about 30k.

609
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,760
And I remember going back and thinking, fuck me.

610
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,760
You know, you just send yourself up.

611
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,760
But yeah, I suppose that's what I would do.

612
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760
But that's what I thought was an insolid job, just because...

613
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,760
Or someone's told something like me telling you.

614
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,760
Yeah, yeah. It's easy to sort that out.

615
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,760
And if the police come to me, I'd give a different...

616
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,760
No, it was 6 foot 4, I think he went that way.

617
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:58,760
Yeah. Well, I remember when I was living in the pub and the missus was running it.

618
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,760
Even though the post office was literally over the road.

619
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,760
You know, it wasn't hard to know what they were going over there for.

620
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,760
And a few times I offered to go over with a few of the staff.

621
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,760
Because all you know, just from me sitting there, what they're doing.

622
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,760
Yeah.

623
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,760
Because it was every couple of days as well.

624
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:21,760
Because I think, depending on the time of the year, if anything had been on and that.

625
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,760
You know, he'd have...

626
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,760
Well, not he, whichever person it was.

627
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:30,760
Would have between 6 and 24 grand walking over the road.

628
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you know, it's worth the risk.

629
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,760
Especially if you can just get a wire.

630
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,760
You know, we had a friend that worked in the bookies and he said the same thing.

631
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,760
It was like, if I was going to do anything, I would do this.

632
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:48,760
Because when he changed bookies to get to the post office to walk along an alleyway.

633
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,760
Yeah.

634
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,760
And he said, I would just wind the alley, take the money, run away.

635
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,760
Yeah, but he'd run away before anything worked.

636
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,760
Because I know where you're on about.

637
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,760
In fact, he...

638
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,760
No, no, I thought it was someone else.

639
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760
Oh, no, no, sorry.

640
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,760
I'm on about...

641
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Yeah, I was getting confused because the person I was thinking of is always in the bookies.

642
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,760
Oh, right, no, no, no, sorry, no, no.

643
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,760
So, yeah, yeah.

644
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,760
So, yeah, yeah.

645
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

646
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,760
He, like, I think...

647
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,760
Oh, sorry, I was about to say that.

648
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,760
Yeah.

649
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,760
But yeah, I was for...

650
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,760
And he said that and that's why it's always stood in my mind.

651
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,760
If I was to do anything, it'd be a cash job.

652
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,760
Couple of grand.

653
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,760
Yeah.

654
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,760
I think if I was going to choose to do a crime, yeah, that's the one that you're actually going to do.

655
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,760
Because everyone needs money, everyone wants money.

656
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,760
So you are going to rob of some sorts for that way.

657
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,760
The thing in today's world, everyone, no one carries cash.

658
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,760
No, which is a shame.

659
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:53,760
I've seen some shops posting signs in the window saying that cash is still golden.

660
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,760
We don't have a cash machine.

661
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,760
Look at the card readers.

662
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,760
There's a cash machine around the corner.

663
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,760
So draw some money out and pay it out.

664
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:14,760
There was, I don't know where the pub was, but they interviewed him on, I think it was that news channel that fucking Piers Morgan's on and that.

665
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,760
He's a GV news or whatever.

666
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:23,760
So they interviewed him and he was all, I don't have any card transactions.

667
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:31,760
When it comes to the barrels of beer and whatever, go to the wholesalers, give them cash, take the stock.

668
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,760
And then it was all 50 pence less per point.

669
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,760
Yeah.

670
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,760
Because he's not paying for any transactions.

671
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:48,760
I'm saying it's like you have to pay like a grand or whatever per week because of all these card transactions.

672
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,760
So you're losing on every time you tap your card.

673
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:57,760
And then at the end of the month, when you try and get your money from the bank, you have to pay for that as well.

674
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,760
So you pay twice just to get your money.

675
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,760
So he's like, I'm sick of it.

676
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,760
It's just a pure cash only pub now.

677
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:10,760
And obviously it's easier to fill the books that way, but he's already been on the news.

678
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,760
So he's going to have to make sure he gets it spot on.

679
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,760
No, no messing around.

680
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:22,760
But yeah, I think I'd love cash to still be a thing.

681
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:28,760
You know, even yesterday driving around, you pull up at these traffic lights and you get the homeless people,

682
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:34,760
which aren't always homeless and a lot of them are homeless because of fucking drugs and all that.

683
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,760
And then they're coming up to the window with a cup.

684
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,760
And the one lady yesterday, it's like a fagging amazing one.

685
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,760
Any change?

686
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,760
Oh God. My window was down because it's a hot day.

687
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,760
Just blowing a smoke in the van.

688
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,760
I was fucking choking.

689
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,760
But I had no change on me anyway.

690
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,760
Yeah.

691
00:39:50,760 --> 00:40:00,760
You think of how these actual homeless people are going to be able to survive off the few quid a day that they do get from people being generous.

692
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:10,760
When it's a completely cashless society, not the planning for, I think in four years, 20, 20, 20 is in my head anyway.

693
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:16,760
You know, it's not like they're going to be able to carry a card reader because they're going to have to keep it charged.

694
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:23,760
And then they're still going to need a bank account, which a lot of homeless people don't have, or actual homeless people don't have a bank account.

695
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,760
Just to have a bank account, you need a home address to let us go to.

696
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,760
Obviously you can't put it to a street corner.

697
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,760
Yeah. So it's going to be going to be strange when it actually gets that way.

698
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,760
Even just the little things like you think people busking and that.

699
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,760
You know, they they will have to have card readers to get their little tips.

700
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,760
But what do you think back in the day?

701
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,760
I mean, it still happens now anyway, but you walk past someone's there, it gets a hard hat on the floor.

702
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,760
You just chuck a couple of quid in and that's all going to be completely gone.

703
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,760
Even a few years time.

704
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:05,760
I don't see it anywhere. I don't walk around town centres or anything.

705
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:11,760
Too many people man. That'll be around people in general. Just fucking annoying.

706
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,760
I'm not getting back into a rant again. That one's gone.

707
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:19,760
So Mike, I hope that answers your question. Thank you for the email.

708
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,760
Let us know about some of these characters.

709
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,760
But there are some lads in there, but also some faggots in there as well.

710
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,760
Yeah, yeah.

711
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,760
I reckon it's like, you like some of them for what they did.

712
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:36,760
Also, there was that MMA fighter. I can't remember his name.

713
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:41,760
Did he kill someone? He killed someone because he found out he was trying to molester his daughter.

714
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,760
I think it's Vanquish or something.

715
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:50,760
Yeah, I know the story you're on about. I don't know if he killed him, but he definitely beat the shit out of him, didn't he?

716
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,760
Yeah, stuff like that.

717
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,760
Stuff like that?

718
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,760
They'd be respected, but not in prisons.

719
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:04,760
They're not going to be fucking coming in as a fucking rapist, batterer or whatever and not be respected.

720
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Because I know there's no fucking person.

721
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:16,760
You see it on the films and the programs and that, that they have sections that they're like, right, their card's marked because they're vulnerable.

722
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,760
Yeah, vulnerable wings and all that, aren't they?

723
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:23,760
But even like, it's just like, they're a sex offender of whatever, rapists and that.

724
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:32,760
So as soon as they know that they've done that type of crime, then they'll make you go and fucking shank them or whatever.

725
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:39,760
So, yeah, I've seen it with a couple of people interviewed.

726
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:48,760
I don't know what the podcast scored. It's the other clip that I see from time to time of like ex-prisoners and there was one saying, yeah, he was a sex offender.

727
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,760
Well, apparently he was.

728
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:59,760
So it was his new cellmate. And then, yeah, the gang leaders in the fucking prison says, look, yeah, he's here, his card's marked.

729
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:05,760
You've got to fucking do me. You know, so it might not just be on the films and that.

730
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,760
But then again, it's not going to be every fucking prison is it?

731
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:14,760
You see the fucking prisons that we've got over here and it's just a fucking like a little holiday home.

732
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,760
They've got the PlayStations, TVs, fucking.

733
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,760
Yeah, you don't mind going backwards, you know, when you've got all that.

734
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,760
Yeah, you've got all that. Yeah, you'd fucking, you'd never want to leave.

735
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:29,760
It's ridiculous. You know, I'm not saying bring back the death penalty, but some of them do deserve to die.

736
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:36,760
I was on some of the stuff should. I think anything, you know, if you take a life.

737
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,760
No, everyone, you know, depending on the circumstances.

738
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:47,760
But that the nurse that she was on the news about two weeks ago, I think she killed a few babies.

739
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,760
Oh, yeah. And she got a life sentence.

740
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,760
She was just killing a lot of babies. She should then get.

741
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,760
Yeah, I only saw a little bit about she got jumped in prison as well.

742
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:07,760
Yeah. So it's a fucking you know, you've gone through all the training and that to be a nurse, a doctor or whatever.

743
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,760
And you start fucking around with the patients.

744
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,760
But I suppose this book would be good to get.

745
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:19,760
Mark's the only obviously because now he's in there, I suppose, would have to be not sensitive in his prison.

746
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,760
Obviously, he's due to the to protect that. Yeah.

747
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:32,760
You know, from someone that's maybe not affected personally, but knows someone who knows someone who knows someone.

748
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,760
Yeah. You know, you know, you really are in a position and obviously, but you do have care is to everyone, I suppose.

749
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,760
Yeah. It's interesting. It's an interesting thing, isn't it?

750
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,760
Really? When you think about it. Yeah.

751
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,760
Yeah. You know, do you turn a blind eye from time to time?

752
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,760
You get a few biscuits because normally biscuits in your back pocket.

753
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,760
Yeah. Do you take bribes and get people cigarettes and stuff?

754
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,760
You know, sneak a bit of contrabanding.

755
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:08,760
Have you ever stuck a mobile on your bumhole to sneak in for a prisoner?

756
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,760
Oh, you know, sorry. Oh shit. Can I say?

757
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:20,760
So I know someone who, right, I've got to be careful. I know someone who used to be in prison.

758
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:25,760
And what he did is that's the only one. No, no. I'll tell you after.

759
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:34,760
So he got his mum to visit him and went to the toilet, but then perhaps he went to the wrong toilet and then put something.

760
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:41,760
In like the system. Yeah. But while he was in the toilet, he cut a little hole from the scrolling board on the toilet.

761
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,760
Yeah. And then she put like the phone and everything in there and pushed it back.

762
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,760
And then when she came out and said, sorry, I went to the wrong toilet.

763
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,760
And when he left, he went to the toilet. Went out and got the phone. There we go.

764
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,760
Yeah. Stuff like that. Yeah.

765
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:04,760
You've got to have your wits about you because there's like anything that can happen will happen there.

766
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,760
Any corner. Any.

767
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,760
When I ask a question, thank you for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

768
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,760
Free share that Mark. That's Mark's first, isn't it? It is, yeah.

769
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:20,760
Yeah. Marky J. MJ. Hopefully not like that.

770
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,760
Please don't be a nonce.

771
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:29,760
But yeah, back us in your fucking info. Let us know about any of the cats that are in there.

772
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:36,760
Fucking actual cats. Cats is like an old slang sort of term for a person, characters.

773
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:42,760
And also cats is like cat B, cat C, cat I, prisons. So universal there Johnny.

774
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:47,760
Yeah. All the fucking links there. All the real talk there.

775
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,760
That's all we do. Real times.

776
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,760
Real prison time.

777
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,760
That's not what the sketch is Mark. Fucking.

778
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,760
Obviously if you've got any more questions about that as well.

779
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,760
I've got a question for you actually Mark.

780
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:11,760
What's the maddest thing that you've seen while working as the guard?

781
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,760
Yeah, his base or some stuff.

782
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,760
Doesn't have to be anything specific. I'm giving you a wide range.

783
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:24,760
Have you walked into any of the inmates bombing each other or something?

784
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,760
69ing off the bunk beds or whatever. I don't know.

785
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:36,760
Or just doing this train. Fucking human centipede. Just with dicks and bumholes.

786
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:45,760
Any faults or whatever. Or if you've seen some shady shit. Another one of the guards pulling out a phone out of the bomb hole and that.

787
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,760
Doesn't have to be sexually orientated. But yeah, let us know.

788
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,760
That's a good question. Solid question on this Johnny.

789
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,760
Cheers mate. Solid podcast there.

790
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,760
Here for all the real topics. We just want to cover the real nuts.

791
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,760
Right, so have we got one more there?

792
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:10,760
Yeah, so. Connor left it a little bit too late. But Danny G is back at it again.

793
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,760
He loves it.

794
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:17,760
Fucking. He's after a bit of beef there.

795
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,760
He's got. J.D. ain't got the Riz.

796
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,760
Fucking.

797
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,760
This Riz man.

798
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760
It's a new thing.

799
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:33,760
I know, but it's like. Riz a Ruh? It seems like it's a fucking bag of cocaine or something.

800
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:39,760
You got any Riz? Riz la? Fucking. Nah kid. Ain't about no Riz.

801
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,760
So you got no Riz?

802
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:46,760
Singing for pussy is dead.

803
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:52,760
So all we thought Danny G was older. But now Danny G must be about 20 years old.

804
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,760
Yeah, yeah. He's definitely older than us.

805
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,760
Fuck yeah.

806
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,760
And he's after what I was.

807
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,760
Singing for pussy is dead.

808
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,760
To be fair, it is a bit dead now.

809
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:08,760
Yeah, but the thing is back in the day. Fucking. You start singing a couple of lyrics and that.

810
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,760
And it just got the fucking juices flowing and the panties dropping.

811
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:19,760
Dan, you don't understand. I bet you're there with some fucking shitty little grime MC bollocks playing on your fucking phone.

812
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,760
I bet you Danny G, yeah.

813
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,760
Obviously, it does all these Riz over his phone. I think that's the difference.

814
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:33,760
Yeah, you know, when we was, you know, calling back in the day.

815
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,760
Danny G's after like Google that means mate.

816
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:44,760
But when we was a lot younger, going out, trying to woo the women, it was an effort that had to be put in.

817
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,760
Well, yeah.

818
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,760
He was never Riz.

819
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,760
No, no, he was hard mate.

820
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:55,760
As I said, there was never women coming up to us with videos of them fucking sucking on a dildo and that.

821
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,760
Danny G.

822
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,760
I can't believe it. I thought Danny G was 30 or 40.

823
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:04,760
I don't know, man. Let us know how old you are, you little prick.

824
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,760
I think he's about 40 as well.

825
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,760
Fucking Tim Westwood.

826
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,760
Was good.

827
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,760
Yeah, it was an effort to put in and it was never easy.

828
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:24,760
I mean, to be fair, there was a short period of so long, you know, fucking derbyshire days and that where I had to put no effort in.

829
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,760
I was just giving fucking text messages and that.

830
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,760
You want to meet up, fucking sound.

831
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:35,760
But, you know, that was just because fucking when you're good at your job, you don't get to pass the round, don't you?

832
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,760
I don't have advertised for my business.

833
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,760
Devlin's installations.

834
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,760
But yeah, it's, you know.

835
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,760
I think what we should do, Jay, obviously you're married now.

836
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,760
Yeah, that's the ultimate restart is being married.

837
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,760
This fucking game's over, game's won.

838
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,760
You don't have to raise anyone up now.

839
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,760
Boy, you look like the kind of guy that would leave voice notes, singing the names.

840
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,760
Have you ever seen one of them?

841
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,760
Where they like improv the name.

842
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,760
We're saying that, voice notes wasn't around when we were fucking...

843
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,760
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

844
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,760
Now you would be that guy.

845
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,760
I don't know.

846
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:18,760
And I think that because maybe Danny G's jealous because he can't sing and he ain't got the riz like that.

847
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,760
Maybe he's looking for you.

848
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,760
Maybe he needs you to take him under his wing.

849
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,760
Be the fucking...

850
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,760
Be the Barney Stintzer.

851
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,760
Yeah.

852
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:34,760
But it's whether he can handle all this fucking riz.

853
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:39,760
You know, mate, look, I'll just drop you for you know, you've got to be a smooth talker.

854
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:43,760
You can try and do all that bollocks, like the negging and all that.

855
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,760
What's negging?

856
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,760
Negging so you look...

857
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,760
Oh, I like the colour of your dress.

858
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,760
Makes your nose look smaller.

859
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,760
So it's a backhanded compliment.

860
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,760
Right, yeah.

861
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:04,760
You know, again, your glasses make your eyes look beautiful because their eyes are horrible or whatever.

862
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
I don't know.

863
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,760
I never had to do any of that.

864
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,760
Right.

865
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,760
You've just got to be fucking real.

866
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,760
You know, Kersie's an audience voice.

867
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,760
She loves it.

868
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:21,760
But you can't be a fucking dickhead thinking that it's just all easy stuff.

869
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,760
No, but I think that's what it is now, don't I?

870
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,760
I mean, as I said, I went out last week and...

871
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,760
Go on, yeah.

872
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,760
Ashley's got the story this week there.

873
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,760
So...

874
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,760
I haven't even heard this.

875
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,760
What was that?

876
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,760
This is exclusive.

877
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:42,760
Yeah, no, I went out last week and as I said before, I never really get pissed, but, mate, I was fucked.

878
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:48,760
So anyway, we went out to Kozol and, you know, I'm sitting at the bars.

879
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,760
You do see some braids and stuff like...

880
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,760
It's literally...

881
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:59,760
People just come up, say stuff that you just wouldn't think of saying.

882
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,760
And you're like, fucking hell, that can't work.

883
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,760
And you see, you see, works, mate.

884
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,760
You're like, fucking hell.

885
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:12,760
So, maybe Danny G, he's got some quite nice singing nowadays.

886
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,760
He's dead.

887
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,760
He probably is nowadays, but I don't know.

888
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,760
What's the new thing then?

889
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,760
What's your channel blind, Dan?

890
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,760
Like, generally, we want to know a bit more about you.

891
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,760
What's your fucking story?

892
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,760
Also, I'll do it because if you are 30, don't say it.

893
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,760
Yeah.

894
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,760
I only found out what 30 means.

895
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,760
Certified.

896
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,760
Yeah, so Giz was coming over, I was like, no, you're one of the surly ones.

897
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,760
I was like, surly?

898
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,760
What was he trying to say, you were certified?

899
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,760
He was like, basically, some customers are shit basically and don't talk to me.

900
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,760
Oh.

901
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,760
Because I chat to them.

902
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,760
How old's your barber?

903
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,760
24.

904
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,760
Fair enough.

905
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,760
He says some stuff and I have to ask him.

906
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,760
That's why I was like, what was that, mate?

907
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,760
Nah, fucking...

908
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:02,760
I mean, to be fair, like, language is a mad thing really because it changed a lot while

909
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,760
we was kids.

910
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:09,760
There's always the words that get recycled, sick and fucking...

911
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,760
Well, I suppose sick's the main thing really, isn't it?

912
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,760
Which sick was always, oh, that's really good, that is.

913
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,760
Oh shit, that's sick, that is.

914
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:25,760
Because I know people older than us says that when they were younger as well.

915
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,760
Oh, that's fire.

916
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,760
I never loved that.

917
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,760
That was fucking overrated.

918
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,760
Oh yeah, that's hot.

919
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,760
Don't touch it then, burn yourself.

920
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,760
That's fire.

921
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,760
Oh yeah, hot.

922
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,760
Fucking, you know, still one of the best ones is that guy.

923
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,760
You're never going to get rid of that.

924
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,760
Because it is.

925
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,760
And if someone's guy, that's certainly, it's strife.

926
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,760
So, you know, just be inclusive.

927
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,760
I think we need to bring it back.

928
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,760
No one says it anymore.

929
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,760
You can't even get cancer with my...

930
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:57,760
Honestly.

931
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,760
We don't mean it in...

932
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,760
No, that's dead.

933
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,760
Yeah, that's dead, yeah.

934
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,760
We don't mean it in the negative, homophobic way.

935
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,760
Nah, just, you know.

936
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,760
Just a bit of banter.

937
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,760
So, to answer Danny G's question.

938
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,760
Sorry, was it a question actually, or was it a statement from him?

939
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,760
He wants a bit more fucking...

940
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,760
Stories, he wants a story out.

941
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,760
Yeah.

942
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,760
Well, to be fair, because we're coming up to another now.

943
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,760
I haven't even talked about the fucking wedding yet either.

944
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,760
True.

945
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:40,760
So, I think we're going to save that for episode 25 as well, because some shit went down.

946
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,760
So, yeah, listen to episode 25, which will come out next week.

947
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,760
Next week.

948
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,760
We're going to try and get it on time.

949
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,760
Definitely on Saturday.

950
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,760
We've got finished work early on from Friday.

951
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:57,760
I mean, we'll discuss the plans off the record, but yeah, try and get the record done on Friday.

952
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:03,760
Ideally, if not Saturday morning, get it in your ears as quick as possible.

953
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,760
Because, yeah, we don't want it to be late.

954
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,760
We'll be sounding great.

955
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,760
Always lyrics.

956
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,760
Just come.

957
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,760
Fuck you.

958
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,760
As always, fuck you.

959
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,760
Don't forget, like, subscribe, share, download.

960
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,760
Yous all know what to do.

961
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,760
Thank you for everyone that has emailed.

962
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Thank you for everyone that's listened.

963
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,760
Thank you for everyone that's downloaded.

964
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,760
Shout out to the fucking Welsh gang out there as well.

965
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,760
In Wales, the fucking downloads just do bits, mate.

966
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,760
We need to start speaking Welsh, don't we?

967
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,760
They need to learn English.

968
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,760
True.

969
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,760
Only the old school, rural ones need to learn English.

970
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,760
Get with the Times Welshies.

971
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,760
Please don't stop listening to us.

972
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,760
We'd appreciate that.

973
00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:00,760
If any of yous are Welsh that hasn't already emailed, just drop us a little on.

974
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,760
Let us know what the score is.

975
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,760
Ask us a question.

976
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,760
Obviously, being episode 24, we do want a little question box.

977
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,760
We want as many as we can.

978
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,760
As many as we can.

979
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:16,760
We don't mind doing a longer episode if it's full of questions.

980
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,760
Just banging in.

981
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,760
YouTube, realtalkingpod.

982
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,760
realtalkingpod.gmail.com

983
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,760
And on Twitter, it's at Ash and JD.

984
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,760
Also known as X.

985
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,760
X gonna get ya.

986
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,760
Elon's gonna get ya.

987
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,760
All gonna get it.

988
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,760
Bitcoin, crypto, it's the future.

989
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,760
I ain't got any of it.

990
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,760
I'm gonna be a broke motherfucker.

991
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,760
Unless yous all start paying some money.

992
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,760
The more people that listen, the more we're gonna earn.

993
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,760
We haven't earned anything.

994
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,760
Also, I had those people on TikTok that beg for gifts.

995
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,760
So they become semi-successful and now need to live on it.

996
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,760
I ain't doing anything so I don't get gifts.

997
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,760
You've seen the latest one where it's the AI characters.

998
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:16,760
Whoever's watching it says something and they do the reaction for it.

999
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,760
So it's like double motion.

1000
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,760
Oh, it's like the NPC thing.

1001
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,760
Yeah, yeah.

1002
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,760
If they get a gift like a hat, they're like, fuck yeah.

1003
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,760
God, it's so fucking cool.

1004
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,760
That is dead.

1005
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,760
There was even one the other day I saw this girl.

1006
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,760
Real-life Simms character.

1007
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:39,760
She's got trying to fucking walk around doing the Simms movements.

1008
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,760
How are you not getting slapped in the face for that, man?

1009
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,760
But that's one thing we can promise people.

1010
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,760
If we do anything from this podcast, we'll never be like that.

1011
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,760
No, no. We're not gonna change.

1012
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,760
We're always gonna be just chatting shit, having rants.

1013
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,760
I'd like to be rich and have a rant about something.

1014
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,760
Yeah, but that's rich rants, problems, rants then.

1015
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,760
Future, action JD problems.

1016
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,760
Yeah.

1017
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,760
My ride's a bit broken.

1018
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,760
It'd be a fucking more expensive band for me, wouldn't it?

1019
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,760
Yeah. A Cadet.

1020
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,760
Yeah, maybe.

1021
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,760
Probably more like a Transporter.

1022
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,760
Because they're bigger.

1023
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,760
Everyone's Googling that, they're in a graft now.

1024
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,760
Yeah, yeah.

1025
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,760
Always, yeah, just got a little seat-train at the moment.

1026
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,760
Not a grafted band though, to be fair.

1027
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,760
Fucking proper graft.

1028
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Order graft.

1029
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,760
Anyway, yeah, sorry.

1030
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Once again, thank you everyone for emailing, listening, downloading.

1031
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:46,760
And obviously episode 25 next week, so please email in anything and everything.

1032
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,760
Mod Jones, if you can get back to us on that.

1033
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,760
Yeah, mate.

1034
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:50,760
Danny G.

1035
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,760
We want to know what's going on in that prison.

1036
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,760
Don't tell us where it is, but we want to know.

1037
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,760
If Danny G. can screenshot off some of his riz that he's selling up on Tinder

1038
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,760
or on Tinder or whatever platform he uses.

1039
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,760
I don't think he's got balls.

1040
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,760
No, I think he would, you know.

1041
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:06,760
I will see what, mate.

1042
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,760
I'm backing Danny G.

1043
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:12,760
Okay, okay, we'll see.

1044
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,760
Just give us information about you, Dan, as well.

1045
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,760
I know we have asked before, but age.

1046
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,760
Don't need to know where you live.

1047
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,760
Don't need to know your penis, always.

1048
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:29,760
Don't grow a penis.

1049
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,760
Don't send us a picture of you.

1050
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,760
You're going to dig big now.

1051
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,760
Mate, you send me a picture of your dick.

1052
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,760
You're getting blasted on Twitter.

1053
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,760
Oh, fucking hell.

1054
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,760
So yeah, hope you've enjoyed.

1055
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,760
We'll see you next week.

1056
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,760
Peace.

1057
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:54,760
Bye.