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Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts

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Ash and JD. So, I know we've just spoke about it but the Logan Paul, Dylan Dannis, KSI and

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Tommy Fury, they had their press conference yesterday as of the moment when we're recording,

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a few days ago when you good people are listening to us. So yeah, I know you didn't watch any

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of it, it was a bit of a mad one to be fair. I know with all this YouTube boxing and that,

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it's always been quite an event really. I remember when it was KSI and Logan Paul, all

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the dramas with them wearing the wigs and just fighting on stage and everything, but

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it's still an ongoing trend apparently. Do you like KSI as a boxer? He's entertaining

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as a boxer I think because obviously he's not got the pure natural talent of a proper

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professional boxer, but he's just always got just that random roundhouse, almost David

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Hay-esque of like, if it hits right, if it lands properly, you don't know what's going

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to happen, you expect that knockout but you've just not properly seen it. Do you not think

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he's just been pulling with the right people? Do you remember that Mexican guy? Yeah, Pineda.

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What an absolute shambles that was. Oh yeah, yeah. After I watched that, I was like, that

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can't be real. I couldn't have been the main event because he was absolutely shambling.

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Well, because that first fight, well. Yeah, because he had two fights now. That was the

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second one. That was the second one because the first one was about people that actually

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knew he was a rapper. There's a group of them and he took it, sure, no, listen, and he fought

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again and he really slid down after the second fight. I can't remember. So yeah, he was fighting

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against him. Swarms? Swarms. Swarms or something like that. Yeah, so he fought against swarms

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and then the professional fighter was for the end as the main guard. So yeah, that was

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a bit of a comical one really because that Pineda, as soon as he gets touched, he was

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just holding the back of his stand up. But I know because I'd seen it afterwards, he's

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done that with his normal professional fights anyway. Oh, okay. He's a bit of a flapper

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a lot of that. Right. And then because Kiosar's latest fight, sorry, yeah, previous fight

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was against, what was his name, Four Nails or something? And he out-bought him for the

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win. He won on the north but then he got realigned in an old contest didn't he? Yeah, so again,

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because I'd watched that. Now to be fair, Kiosar was more energetic, not necessarily

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technical but he was the better boxer on the north and to be fair, he was just unlucky

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because the way he swung his hook and I know that he got called off, the win was cancelled

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but it was a natural movement. As he's through the hook, the arms followed and it's just

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it's caught him. But he was out cold. He wasn't going to win that fight. So yeah, he just

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couldn't take it. He'd come out with interviews afterwards, Four Nails, saying that's an MMA

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move and the gym that he trains in, it's an MMA gym, he trains with MMA fighters and this

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and that. So just take it, you lost to a YouTuber. He just couldn't handle it. Sorry, the thing

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I've seen, I've seen all the press conferences, I just saw clips on TikTok and it was Tommy

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won eight rounds but then Kiosar won six rounds. They always think eight rounds, I would want

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eight rounds just to see if he goes distance, just got more rounds. Well it's because he's

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done it as a compromise because Tommy wanted it at a higher weight compared to what Kiosar

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fights at. And so because Kiosar is going up a fair amount on weight, he obviously hasn't

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got the endurance for a longer fight really. But he's all down to money as well because

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I remember with one of them where Saltpappy was fighting someone else and they were on

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about more rounds and he was like, I ain't getting paid enough to do more rounds. So

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essentially, let's just say he's getting 50 grand a round, they're only paying 200,000

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for however many rounds it was. He's like, so I'm not going to do anymore because I'm

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not getting paid for it. So it's all going to be down to that as well. Obviously he's

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in partnership with The Zone and Mizfix Boxing so I don't think it's more so about the money

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with him. It's more going to be Tommy Fiori because they're all just about the money at

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that. Some of them are just really ridiculous, like they've done that Tag Team one I believe

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on the last event and I- You're going to know I'll be on Limb Watch any of you. It was so

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shit. I don't know how Tag Team can work with boxing. It had that Pineda in it. Yeah, I

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knew he was- And to be fair, he was weighing in the two other, the other two lads and one

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got hit, quickly went over to his corner and tagged the gears. It's a failure. I just,

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another trying to like make it relevant and more. Well, to be fair, so with the pre-sales

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of at this point with KSI, Tommy and Logan Dance, the pre-sales, it's already got smashed

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records and that and so it's predicted to be the highest grossing pay-per-view event

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for boxing of all history. By Nukai? No, all. Okay. Yeah, because obviously, you know, KSI's,

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you know, I think across all platforms, he's got something like 40 million subscribers.

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Logan Paul, obviously he's built a big wrestling fan base now because he's done 12 months or

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so with the WWE. Have you seen him wrestle? It's only little bits that I've seen on-

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He's a good wrestler. He's a really good wrestler. He's everything that you want for it really

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with the personality, the showboat, the, you know, entertaining the crowd, isn't it? He's

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a good heel in wrestling and he's got his belt for his now. Is it like 6'3", 6'4"? Yeah,

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I mean, obviously when he first started boxing originally and that as well, the shape that

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he got into for that, now he's just a unit, isn't he? He's so big. He's always had a big

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frame but it- Yeah, he's just, he's up to it and he's defined it as well, isn't he?

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Yeah, his physique is really good. Yeah, he's done well. So obviously it's his first time

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back since- The Mayweather fight. That's last time he

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fought. It was the Mayweather one, yeah, the exhibition which he believed he won that as

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well. I remember seeing on his podcast because I watched it, Mayweather didn't pay him for

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it or up to that point still didn't pay him. Yeah, which that's been claimed by a lot of

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people. I don't know how that works. I think because if you're doing it, you're not going

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to not get paid are you? Because I thought you get paid, I thought boxing worked is as

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soon as you leave the ring, you get paid a check, you get given a check and then you

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get, I think it's a month later, it depends if you've got any sales in terms of if you've

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got that in your agreement in your contract. Yeah, I think there's a couple of stages for

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it. So how many you get per sales for yourself. I thought you got like a set purse, whether

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you win or lose basically just for getting into the ring and then you get like a winning

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big if you won afterwards then as well. That's what I thought.

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I suppose it's different to every, I suppose there is-

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Yeah, I suppose it is. The promotion is, isn't it I suppose?

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And obviously there's that many different ways of doing these contracts and that these

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days, I mean again, because they all do private bets on it, obviously personal bets between

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each other and that as well, don't they? So I imagine he's got to pay to a certain degree,

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but it's not like he's in once of a couple of million from an exhibition for which he's

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absolutely minted, isn't it?

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Which if this podcast like went up and they said to you, Joe, what's up shaggy? Would

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you do it?

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Well, yeah, it depends on who wants the beef, any wants the smoke.

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Yeah. Another podcast host.

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I mean, obviously all comes down to a lot of time because if I'm still working-

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Nah, it's a point where obviously you're kind of like, you know, the social media sort of,

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it's kicking off whatever. So that's your job now.

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Yeah. So if this was funding or so, I didn't have to do-

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Graphed.

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Yeah, my normal graphed life. Then yeah, because you'd have the time to be able to train.

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Yeah, because you'd want to try and-

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Yeah, it's like when you see a lot of these YouTubers when they've gone from just playing

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the games in the bedrooms and then they've started hitting the gym and they're all toned

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and whatever now. It's like the fair play to them, they've gone from a fat mess to in

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good shape. Well, on the other end, they've gone all the time because they spend, and

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they're also just recording a video a day. Then they're sending that footage off to an

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editor. So they've got literally 20 hours, a lot more than a couple hours sleeping and

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that. They've got the rest of the day to go to the gym. So yeah, I think if it was sustainable

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income from the social media sort of things, obviously we need more of you people at home

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to share it out, your friends, family and everyone and start earning some money really.

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It is just all out of the pocket still these days. I'm not complaining, we do always appreciate

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everyone who does have the time on their day to listen to us two dickheads. The Rummy Ants

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and Deck is what we've been called.

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Could you imagine me and you doing Saturday Night Takeaway mate? I'm nervous doing this

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podcast.

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I don't know. I don't think I'm doing intros no more. I mean, I suppose it just worked

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the same, just me and you, me chatting and you just charming in every now and again.

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Just giving a little bit here and there.

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Yeah. So yeah, I'd smash someone's face in.

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But wouldn't the fall of getting knocked out on television and then keep doing my show

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and my show and wouldn't that make you want to do it?

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No, I don't think I'd be that bothered because it's still going to open doors up to more

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of an audience, more people that don't know you are going to find out about you and then

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if the blog has broken nose or whatever, then they'll start listening.

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Yeah, it's probably the platform.

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Yeah, so.

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Yeah, I suppose this explosion, some kind that you just can't, you just wouldn't be

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able to generate yourself.

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It's just going to be a win-win situation. I think that's why the majority of them do

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it really.

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We'd have to do a tag team one day.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The thing is, because I'm quite a big guy. The other guys wouldn't have to be quite a

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big guy.

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Yeah, it would be kind of awkward with the white classes, wouldn't it? I don't know,

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we'll save that for when it comes around.

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Yeah, so back to the press conference there. I mean, I didn't watch the whole thing, but

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the, it started off with Dylan coming out and he was wearing the.

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Toy Story.

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Yeah, the little green idea of hats, which was, Logan made it famous from when he did

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that.

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The Japanese.

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Yeah, the video in the forest. So obviously Dylan's trying to take the piss out of that.

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Because Logan probably used to wear some wacky stuff, didn't he?

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Yeah, yeah, it was all sorts of.

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He used to just wear some mad gear and do some mad things.

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Yeah, so yeah, he'd done that. And then, I think it was Tom that had come out next with

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his dad, John, Big John. And then it was KSI and Logan. And it was just chaos from the

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start really.

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You know.

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I think they were just trying to sell as much as they can. Well, that's what they're there

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It's funny because as I say, obviously it's always been a thing with the YouTube and boxing,

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a lot of press conferences and weigh-ins and stuff where it's all just shouting over each

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other, I've got the better, like this thing, this and that.

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This one, I thought no one was good on the mic. No one like Conor McGregor, because him

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on the mic.

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That's where it's going to lead to. He sort of took it to the next level when Greg had

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been there.

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I remember when they'd done the world tour when he was fighting, like Mayweather. And

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I think they'd done five. I think one was in New York, one was in LA, I think one was

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in London.

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They'd done like three or four before the fight.

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Everyone, he was just there as well. He's on a different planet and he's McGregor.

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Yeah, he's really comical. So I think a lot of it, because they're trying to copy that

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and get that same reaction, it's always a bit of a reach.

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Because they're always imitating, aren't they? Rather than crying.

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Yeah. And again, you've seen a lot more of what Dylan's been putting on the social media

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on Twitter about X. I've only seen a couple where it's Logan's missus in the middle of

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the Tate brothers. And he's got, if I say what happens in this picture, I'll get jail

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time and whatever. So yeah, you've seen him put more pictures on.

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Yeah. So we'd all started. I didn't know he was even engaged. And then I've seen a video

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of him proposing and he said, yeah, the next thing you know, because you know why we work

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with TikTok when you're that algorithm.

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And I was like, what the fuck's going on here? The next thing you know, it was just someone

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saying how this Dylan has put out like a load of photos of her with loads of deceptives

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and saying she's been running for it. Because she used to go over to Capra for two years.

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Well, what under 25 year old hasn't.

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Yeah. Because he made that big of him at the press conference where Logan Paul said, my

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girl's house is worth more than your net worth. And he went, yes, probably because Leonardo

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paid for it. But yeah, Jamie Foxx, I think Harry, not Harry, Daniel Radcliffe, he obviously

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got in there and won the pictures. So it's not saying that she's obviously slept with

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all these people. Obviously it is just photos with them. But it's just, you know, when you're

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around LeBron James was one of them and a lot of like American celebrities like, you

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know, in the TV scene. So me and you, I didn't recognise a lot of her.

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But you said there was Jamie Foxx. There was a few I reckon. There was Daniel Radcliffe,

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LeBron James, you know, the Tate brothers, Leonardo DiCaprio. So it was just, you know,

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every day just coming out with you, coming out with you.

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Well, I think it's a part of like just the circle that she hangs around with because

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it's like how a lot of the footballers' wives, they've like been with other footballers and

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that before settling with, like said once, look, Rebecca Varder. I know she was with

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a lot of footballers before she finally got here.

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And Pilar Andrade, weren't you?

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Pilar Andrade was also here.

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Yeah. So before she finished off with Jamie. Yeah, she got around a lot.

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It's not just that. He's put videos of her, I don't know what programme or what internet

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website was for, but she was like, you know, I was sucked the dick in a football stadium

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once and like a lot of, you know, so it's just paying her in a certain way. And then

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you have people like, do you remember, do you know Leah the Pug? She's the Adam 22,

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is his name Adam 22 when he let her get shagged by that porn star.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So she's

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She's defending it, you know, saying that this Dylan's like, you know, just a creep

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and whatever. But you know, when you see these pictures, you just, you just, sometimes you,

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mind just takes you there like, obviously this happens.

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She's a part of the younger generation of any. So, you know, it's probably just the

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norm for him. She's probably going around to Lebron James and Leonardo DiCaprio with

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a video of herself choking on a rubber dildo money. You know, that's probably how she's

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gotten with all these celebrities.

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And you know, there's a pure bias you can't, you know, you can't start judging people

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on the number that they've got.

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But I think this Dylan's a black cow.

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Well yeah, he's not a professional fought for two years or so. I think he's only had

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two professional fights, lost one because he got towed in his bollock or something.

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He's mainly just famous because he was a training partner with Conor McGregor. So yeah, he

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was hit and miss whether he was actually going to turn up to the press conference.

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Because I can't remember who's, who is his backup, but Logan Paul was signing to him

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just trying because he's going to pull out.

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Which I think he would because I think Logan Paul would just run for.

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I think he will to be honest.

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But I think Tommy Fury is going to be a KSR. I want him to, I want KSR to get knocked out.

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It will be.

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Do you like the Sidemen?

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I used to watch a good bit, not like religiously.

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Do you not find them irritating that?

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More so now, but I think it's just the same as everything you know, your taste changes,

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you get older.

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Yeah, that Ethan.

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He was one of the ones that was sort of like referencing where, you know, there were fat

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and then they trained and got, you know, healthier.

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Yeah, he was more funny when he was fat lad.

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You know, now he's lost the weight, he's a big head.

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Obviously he's got his misses and a lot of the baby now.

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So you know, bare with all that.

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Simon, he's got his charity, MM7.

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Because that Simon does a podcast with Randolph.

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Randolph, yeah.

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Which again, so Randolph's a rapper on YouTube and he's done the majority of songs with KSI

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or Pesky Time and this and that.

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Obviously early KSI days.

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He's actually got some more old music to be fair.

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I love that the one has Lou Geer beyond him and not the Leeds badge and the one has Nanook

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and Forrest and then Umber on beyond him.

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Well, that's pretty cool.

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But I was saying that their podcast isn't doing well.

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It's a few months ago that the numbers are dropping.

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I've not listened to this for a long time, to be honest.

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I think that's the thing, I think you've got to, because you will plateau at some point.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's finding your audience.

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I mean, you know, as it is, we do this every week in terms of, and he does get, not saying

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we're obviously, I'm not saying we're playing rules on the rise, but.

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It has been, yeah, definitely.

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Yeah, it would be.

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Again, we appreciate it.

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You know, obviously we're, what's this 23 episode or 22, sorry.

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This will be number 23.

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23, sorry.

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Yeah, so, you know, and I suppose they're probably hundreds in and it's still trying

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to find to stay relevant and, you know, I suppose and be different at the same time.

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Yeah, it's like, you know, we struggled a little bit sometimes to try and find something

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to talk about.

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I know a lot of you were just going off on tangents.

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I mean, we've already done it again now.

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But I feel that's what makes this podcast a bit different to other podcasts is because

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it does go that way.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Because that's how conversations go and you talk about one thing, you need to do another

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thing, then you go back to where you were just ready to start and point.

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I know you do it yourself and then when I'm listening back to it and I start laughing,

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especially when you called Kirsty a puppet shagga.

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He does apologise again for that.

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He didn't make it, Kirsty.

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Back to the press conference again.

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We will get to the end of it at some points.

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So yeah, between Dylan and Logan, there wasn't much really going on.

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It was just it's looked as you said, they were trying to get the upper hand.

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Yeah, just trying to get the best dig in it.

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But it don't matter.

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This will always fall.

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So if me and you was going to do a challenge boxing match, I would never give it because

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I couldn't give it and then get knocked the fuck out.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You got to sort of just just stay quiet.

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We'll see what happens.

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Hopefully I don't get knocked out.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Obviously then, Torso and Fury's dad started off.

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Yeah, so I get it.

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I don't get it.

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I don't see why John Fury was saying, come on, then have an arm wrestle you two right now.

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Because it's not the 80s and no one arm wrestles these days.

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No one brought a blade in.

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I think the last time I saw us with that was a Van Damme film.

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No one does it.

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Then he's shouting in the background.

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He's just kids and you're fucking you're talking over each other.

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Nothing's getting done.

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And then all of a sudden he starts punching the table, slaps off the bloody nine badge things.

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And then he kicks the one table and he's fucking rare, rare, rare, rare.

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And then he boots another table and then that's it.

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It's just chaos on the fucking stage.

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They're all trying to fucking get to each other.

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And I have to laugh because I was as I was looking at it, there's four of them holding John Fury back.

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And there's just one person holding Tommy and he's doing the fake pushing into him.

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And then you see KSO is doing it as well.

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And then he's just laughing.

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You see stuff like, yeah, you see stuff like it's not if you really wanted to, you're not getting held back that much.

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But these are so with Dice on the contract.

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So if Dice was to hit someone, obviously Dice there and sort of two more of the past or not a potential of their money.

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So there's all these, no one really wants it in terms of that.

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It is just a sally.

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And then when it comes to the face off, they were trying to get a screen to put in front of Logan and Dylan Dennis.

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I didn't see this.

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I saw the Tommy Fury and KSI when KSI gave me Nick The Bush.

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Yeah.

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So because they couldn't even find Logan and Dylan from the back, they've just done one or something.

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So yeah, they managed to get KSI and Tommy out and that literally was straight away just head to heads.

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Chating shit to each other, pushing the foreheads.

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And it was like 10 seconds after he's just fucking pushed him.

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And then it's all kicking up on the stage again.

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So, oh God.

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So I appreciate that they've got to do stuff like that because they're drawing the audience.

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They're getting the logs, the views, the clicks.

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Yeah.

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But it is just a bit much.

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Just like, it's not even going to slap his head in and that's it.

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Just leave it at that.

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Just have your pictures and fuck off.

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But it's going to be interesting, I think.

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Yeah.

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I'll watch it.

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Obviously talking about KSI and Logan Paul, you've had some pride.

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Now, I've had some pride.

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Now for the life of me, I can't understand what the hype was about.

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Well, no.

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Because it doesn't go wrong.

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It's a drink.

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It's at some point, it's like 24 quid.

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I think even some is going for like 100 quid.

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Yeah.

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It was at Dick Adwerney.

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Waky Wines.

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Waky Wines, yeah.

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It's got 200 pounds for the box of six or something.

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Okay.

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So it was pretty early when it first came out.

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But I just walked into a shop and there was some there.

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It was like 1 pound 50 a bottle, which that's borderline acceptable for a bottle of pot.

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Well, you said that's how much you are now.

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Or even Coke.

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I saw some.

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Oh, sorry.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You generic brands.

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Yeah.

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It is.

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It's borderline.

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I mean, I don't really drink much pot to be fair.

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So I bought the, I don't know what the flowers are, but the red one and the green one.

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Red one was okay.

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The green one, you know, it was drinkable.

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Do you have the ice pop one?

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It's only the red and green that I've ever tried.

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Cause my partner said it tastes like medicine.

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I'm guessing not the good one.

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No, I just, I didn't get the high point.

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It was mental.

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Cause I remember walking to Asda and you saw people crowding around as the manager or whoever's

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wearing the pantyhose and hasn't even unwrapped it.

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And they're just ripping the pantyhose off the trolley.

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And they're fucking getting them out.

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It's like, you know, even there was one day I'd got back from work.

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So when I'm walking to Dug, I've got my headphones on, noise cancelling, listening to music or

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some podcasts or whatever.

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And there's two young boys across the road.

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I see them a lot, to be fair.

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They're like seven or eight.

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They're literally the primary school kids.

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And they had this, I saw them as I drove past them originally.

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They had the little paper sign saying prime for like three pound or whatever.

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So I'm walking to Dug and I could hear them shouting over.

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I thought I'm not entertaining them.

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But the shoutings trying to see if I wanted to buy some of the prime.

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No, I'm not going to talk to them anyway.

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So it was just a ridiculous, I mean, it's still hard to find on the shelves these days, really.

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I only brought some because when I was an elder, it was a special boys.

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And I was just like, never seen these before.

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So I picked up the red one and the green one, which I think is lemon and lime or just lemon.

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Anyway, that was the best one, the green one.

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But yeah, I just didn't know what the hype was about.

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I just literally, when I had it, I was just like, yeah.

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Yeah, it's just another drink.

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Yeah. But again, that's down to the KSO and Logan Paul's just social media.

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Not output really.

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They've got that much of a fan base that they just sold the numbers.

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I know KSO was on Good Morning Britain, whatever it is.

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And he was like, he says, we thought we had enough.

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We thought we'd made enough and shipped enough out to the shops, but it just wasn't enough.

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There was a lot of TikTok accounts going around.

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And as soon as there was a delivery, they'd post it on.

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And then people were just driving for miles and miles to go to Lougham and Asda or wherever and just raiding the shops.

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It literally was just chaos money.

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A lot of rampage, just riots and everything just for a bog standard drink.

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And I love the way that the rip off ones are around as well.

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It's not the same coloured bottles and it's not fuel or something.

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Yeah.

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I haven't tried any of them.

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Fucking hell.

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Yeah, it just makes you laugh though.

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You can't be in a good rip off, can you?

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Yeah.

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Like Alice Fitt, remember that for Red Bull?

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Yeah. Some of them Red Bull rip off ones are horrendous.

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It just tastes like petrol, doesn't it?

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There you go, Inna.

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Well, not really. I've never been wholly affected by caffeine to be fair.

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I remember one time coming back from Worcester when we'd been on the beers.

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Really?

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I don't know who was driving but we'd stopped off at the petrol station.

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I grabbed two of the cheap ones which were like 49p each.

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I remember downing them and then literally fell asleep five minutes later in the car.

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If I have one, I can't sleep. If I have one too that I can't sleep.

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It doesn't affect me much. To be fair, it's mad because I went into the shop earlier and there were two Red Bulls.

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I grabbed two of the tropical ones. It was like £2 for them.

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I never have them. It was just because I saw them in my life that I was like, oh yeah, tropical flavour, sugar free,

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three calories per tin as well. Fucking all the savings.

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But now I only brought that up because obviously they're both there and they both had all the Prime.

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I think Casuality's Prime Nicholas had all the beverages on there.

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Yeah, it's one of the sponsors for the zone as well.

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Which again, the sponsor Barcelona.

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And Bayern Munich now as well.

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Yeah, Bayern Munich now as well.

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I think they're alright.

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Fair play. As I say, just from going as kids, playing FIFA and whatever and that.

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Just on a camera, reacting, fucking all that.

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They've done well. Fair play to them.

444
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,600
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445
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,600
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446
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447
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448
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450
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451
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452
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453
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454
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455
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,600
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456
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:41,600
And I feel, I don't know, as I said before, emails just makes you seem worthwhile because you can get in some correspondence.

457
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:48,600
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458
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,600
It makes it easier.

459
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Yeah, because we're just answering questions and again, we go off on the tangents.

460
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:04,600
But yeah, if you want to send in a message, it's realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

461
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,600
Anything you want to say really, any questions, you need some advice.

462
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,600
We've got the real advice, the real talk for you.

463
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,600
So real.

464
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,600
Twitter or X, whatever you want to call it these days.

465
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:23,600
It's at Ash and JD.

466
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,600
Why is he calling the X now?

467
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,600
I've not said anything like that.

468
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,600
I thought you were doing a lot of the forever or something.

469
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,600
Yeah, I was like, what did I do?

470
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,600
But why is he just?

471
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,600
I think because he started a new crypto, didn't he?

472
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,600
Because X.

473
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,600
Yeah, I think that's why he changed it to Xgon.

474
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,600
Give it to you.

475
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,600
Or D-Generation X.

476
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,600
Suck it.

477
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,600
That one's better, isn't it?

478
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,600
Yeah.

479
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:56,600
So yeah, going on from that lot now then.

480
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:03,600
So as you will be listening or watching to this, I shall be in Poland.

481
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Really?

482
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,600
So I told you about the brother's stag doing the other week.

483
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,600
Yeshimesh, mate.

484
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Kubusz.

485
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,600
That's for the Polish.

486
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Honestly, Polish people know what I'm saying.

487
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Yeshimesh.

488
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,600
Bravo.

489
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,600
No, honestly.

490
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,600
No, it's because you've done it and I just had to borrow it in my head there.

491
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,600
Yeshimesh, they're nice.

492
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,600
Some Kubusz out there.

493
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,600
Yeah, I don't know.

494
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,600
I just used the Kubusz translate or something.

495
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,600
What are you going to Poland for?

496
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,600
Rockclaw, is it?

497
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600
Roadclaw?

498
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,600
So is it for any concentration camps?

499
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,600
Because something that I've always wanted to do.

500
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,600
Oh, I really couldn't tell you.

501
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,600
So if you have time, you should definitely check that out.

502
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,600
Yeah, sure.

503
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Rockclaw is where the wedding is, I do believe.

504
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600
It's where I've been checking the weather for anyway.

505
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,600
I've seen somewhere, I don't know if it's...

506
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,600
Obviously the beer and food is really cheap over there.

507
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,600
Yeah, so it leads me onto a nice little story that was actually.

508
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:18,600
So it's almost five times the exchange rate.

509
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:25,600
So essentially one pound of our money is almost five schlattys.

510
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,600
Do they not have euros?

511
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,600
No, it's not euros.

512
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,600
It's schlattys, I believe it's called.

513
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,600
I should know because as I'll tell you now.

514
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:40,600
I don't know why it's such an effort or it has been such an effort for me to exchange money.

515
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:46,600
So last week I went, because conveniently for me in my local ASDA,

516
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,600
there's one of the little money stations.

517
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:57,600
So I went there on Thursday or Friday and wanted to exchange 300 pound.

518
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,600
And I've got one of the ASDA travel money cards.

519
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,600
So I'd asked the lady if I could have 150 pound worth of the schlatty on the card.

520
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,600
And then the other 150 has the cash.

521
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:16,600
So that way if I go somewhere and they don't accept cash, I've got the card to pay.

522
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,600
And so the lady's had a quick look.

523
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,600
There was only 82 pounds worth of Polish schlatty there.

524
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,600
So she's had to order some for me.

525
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:32,600
So Monday I've gone there and this old man,

526
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:38,600
I think he's not long started working at the ASDA because I've only recently started seeing him hovering around.

527
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:45,600
I say hovering in the polotis way because he's sort of curved over.

528
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:51,600
He hasn't really got a hunchback, but he's just old, just leaning forward.

529
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,600
Just timid.

530
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,600
Yeah, he's got the timid frame.

531
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,600
He's in your way.

532
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,600
He probably would have been if he wasn't the other side of the screen.

533
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:07,600
So I've placed an order for some Polish schlatty.

534
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,600
And he's just whipped out his case.

535
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,600
He's pulled out an envelope with the money in it.

536
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,600
He's like, oh, hang on, what's the name for it?

537
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,600
And he's already got it in his hand.

538
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,600
So it must have just been me that asked for some anyway.

539
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:23,600
So the professionality just wasn't in the window in the first place.

540
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,600
So I gave him the name.

541
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,600
So he was 730 schlatty as the cash.

542
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,600
And I thought, right, so there's 300 pound.

543
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,600
I want half of it on the card, half as the cash.

544
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:45,600
And he's tippy tapping on his calculator on the computer.

545
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,600
And then he's like, if I do this, you'll lose 7p.

546
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,600
Yeah, because he has to, yeah.

547
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600
Do you understand?

548
00:36:54,600 --> 00:37:01,600
From what I thought was I'd lose 7p just because of them doing a transaction and whatever exchange.

549
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,600
But no, he must have had OCD.

550
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:12,600
So going off the 730 that he had as cash, he was trying to make it an even number to go onto the card.

551
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,600
So he's asking me this and that.

552
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:28,600
I'm like, mate, just type it in. I don't care if you have to take a difference off of the 300 pound cash towards the cash there and then offset it on the card.

553
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,600
I don't need it to be exact amounts.

554
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:35,600
I just want you to take my 300 pound and fucking do your job.

555
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,600
You've got 730 there.

556
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,600
Put the rest of it on the card.

557
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,600
Doesn't have to be an exact number.

558
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,600
So he's making a mess of it.

559
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:50,600
I've ended up having to pay an extra one pound 38 just so he could get 730 on the card as well.

560
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,600
I just don't see why it's such a fucking hassle.

561
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,600
I've got five people standing behind me.

562
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:04,600
Is it just not the case that it's 301 pound and 30 pence to get the 700 slow that you wanted?

563
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:09,600
Was that what the lady already done that, well, the previous Tom told you how much it's going to be?

564
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,600
No, so I didn't know exactly how much it was going to be.

565
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,600
It was just there was 730 on the cash.

566
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:28,600
And so all he had to do was whatever English sterling it was for that 730, just needed to take that off and then put the rest of the sterling onto the card as the title.

567
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,600
But he's trying to make it a brown number.

568
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:41,600
I didn't care if it was 724 and 58 cents, whatever the individual lot of pennies are.

569
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,600
I wasn't bothered about that, but he just wanted it to be a brown number.

570
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:53,600
So it was like 20 minutes of standing there and he just what he was trying to do, he couldn't get his words out.

571
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,600
I'm like, just type the number in on the computer.

572
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,600
It will give you the number that it has to be.

573
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,600
I don't know why you're making it awkward.

574
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,600
So yeah, I ended up an extra £1.38, which I didn't have any change on me.

575
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:09,600
So he's had a fiver off me and then give me change back.

576
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,600
I'm like, oh, God, it's so awkward.

577
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,600
People are looking at me. I'm like, it's not my fault.

578
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:21,600
It's him. I know you're after you euros or whatever, but it's not me. It's him.

579
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:31,600
Look, yeah, done that. Thanks, Pat. The wedding arrangement of well, I read the messages to you.

580
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,600
This is early on. He was laughing at it.

581
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:40,600
So it's like a Polish tradition where it's a three day wedding.

582
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600
Three day. Yeah.

583
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:47,600
So do you go hard every day or do you filter up or filter down?

584
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,600
I'm going hard tomorrow at four o'clock in the morning when I get to the airport,

585
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,600
cooking breakfast and beers.

586
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,600
I think I'm a pillow as any kid.

587
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,600
That's it for the top show go.

588
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,600
Yeah. Married. Top show go.

589
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,600
So yeah, none of that these days.

590
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:12,600
But it's a bit of a surprise for me bro for a nut.

591
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:18,600
No one knows I'm going because it was a late drop out for me auntie not being able to go.

592
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:24,600
So yeah, I'll pay for the transfer and then I'm going then.

593
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:30,600
So it's going to be a surprise for the brothers and sisters that are getting the same flight tomorrow morning.

594
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,600
And then I won't see the brother that's getting married until Friday.

595
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,600
And yet he doesn't know I spoke to him last week.

596
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:42,600
So yeah, you know, make sure you have a good time and that, you know, best wishes for the day.

597
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,600
So yeah, it's going to be quite funny to see his expression.

598
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,600
I'm going to try and record it.

599
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:55,600
I mean, I suppose if I can, I might be able to put it on a video edit of episode 24.

600
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,600
To be fair, that's a bit of funny enough reaction.

601
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,600
I know what I've got in my head, but it might just be like, fucking hell, do you know what you're doing now?

602
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,600
Yeah.

603
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,600
I think it's going to be interesting to see her face.

604
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:16,600
He's missed his face because no doubt she slagged me off saying, I can't believe the brother's not coming.

605
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,600
Even though none of them come to my wedding.

606
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:29,600
Just because I'm going to sound like a bit of a, well I can't say that, but I am a can't say anybody so I don't care.

607
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,600
With my wedding, no kids were allowed.

608
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:39,600
Because the way I see a wedding is an adult party for adults to have fun.

609
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,600
So when kids are running around, you're not enjoying yourself to the maximum level.

610
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,600
You're not having the realest of time because you're looking after the kids.

611
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,600
Well yeah, and you know, everyone's different.

612
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,600
So obviously it was yours when your partner's died.

613
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,600
You used to, like that was your choice.

614
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,600
So just had to be that way, innit?

615
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,600
And when you've got kids, it's an excuse then to go home.

616
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,600
I remember saying to you on the board at your wedding, just an excuse, I've got to go back to the kids.

617
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Yeah, and then I appreciate that.

618
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:14,600
But when you've got over 12 months to get a babysitter and you don't.

619
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

620
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,600
This isn't a rant by the way.

621
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,600
It's already been discussed between them and that and me.

622
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,600
It wasn't an issue.

623
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,600
All weren't bothered.

624
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,600
It was their lives at the end of the day because it was a good day.

625
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,600
Good food.

626
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,600
Really good food.

627
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Good beers.

628
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Yeah, so I'm not looking forward to the kids entertainment section and all the kids running around.

629
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,600
But it's like, not my wedding.

630
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,600
How's your period going?

631
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,600
Because obviously you're losing polders.

632
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:49,600
Yeah, so because of the venue that had to pay for, I think it was something like 120 worth of meals and that.

633
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,600
But it's something stupid.

634
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,600
Like 40 odd people dropped out.

635
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Yeah.

636
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,600
I'd say drop date.

637
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:12,600
It's just people couldn't go because obviously it's quite an upheaval and expense to get over to Poland for what is essentially three days of a wedding.

638
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,600
Because originally I wasn't going to go.

639
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,600
It's literally just because I dropped out.

640
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:29,600
And again, if my wife wasn't working at home for a couple of days, I wouldn't have been able to visit a dog.

641
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:35,600
I'm not going to put him in a kennel or get someone else to look after him because Sam's having a child really.

642
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:41,600
I'm not going to put the child in a foster home for a couple of days going on like that.

643
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,600
I'm not going to put the dog in a kennel for a couple of days.

644
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Are they going on the honeymoon?

645
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,600
I don't know.

646
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,600
They'll be spending another week in Poland after the wedding.

647
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,600
That's why.

648
00:43:53,600 --> 00:44:00,600
Obviously, I know when people get married, like in Soyprost, they have the honeymoon there as well.

649
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:09,600
I know some people actually have the wedding in Soyprost and then when they come back, they have like a little social club party there.

650
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:15,600
So anyone that couldn't make it can obviously make an overview of it.

651
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,600
Yeah, yeah. I believe he's doing something like that when he comes back.

652
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:28,600
But I know basically when he comes back, so overall he would have spent two weeks in Poland.

653
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,600
Then when he comes back, he's literally straight back to work.

654
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,600
So it will just be once he's recovered from his...

655
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:44,600
Well, it's only going to be Saturday because he's not going to be able to get up and carry on drinking on Sunday and Monday like the tradition states.

656
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,600
So he's going to really struggle.

657
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,600
He rang me a couple of days after he was stuck doing it and he was still feeling rough.

658
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,600
As I said, the lads that wanted me stuck do go.

659
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,600
Only a couple.

660
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,600
Yeah, as I say, it's quite expensive.

661
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:05,600
My younger brother, his missus and the two kids, that was over a thousand pounds for the floats.

662
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,600
Well, for four knots, three knots.

663
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,600
Three knots. So yeah, Thursday, Friday and Saturday knots.

664
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,600
So we've landed Thursday morning. And then you've got to spend money as well.

665
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Yeah, yeah. So it is quite an expense.

666
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:25,600
But as long as they're both happy at the end of it, that's always a main thing.

667
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:35,600
So yeah, hopefully next episode I'll have some events, some funny stories to tell.

668
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:42,600
I don't know how it will translate of a Polish woman trying to deep throat her daughter on a video to her.

669
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:48,600
She might have to have some subtitles on it if she doesn't speak English.

670
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,600
I think I will just Google translate everything.

671
00:45:52,600 --> 00:46:00,600
It's a bit like mainstream Wales really where they don't speak English.

672
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,600
They can, but they won't.

673
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,600
Yeah, yeah. Well, it should be an interesting and fun weekend.

674
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,600
When I did check the other day, it was meant to have been thunderstorms, probably Saturday and Sunday.

675
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:16,600
But it's changed now. It's just raining Saturday and Sunday.

676
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,600
But hopefully that doesn't ruin the wedding too much.

677
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,600
It's still going to be hot though, 30 degrees inch there.

678
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600
So I've got my factor 50 ready.

679
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:32,600
Got to keep this ginger skin nice and white.

680
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,600
So yeah, that'll be an interesting few days for her.

681
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:41,600
Yeah, and hopefully some funny stories for the next episode.

682
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:47,600
So to round it off, we could just do a couple of little would you rather's then.

683
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:56,600
Right, now this starts wrong because this started on an episode that obviously, what happened?

684
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,600
Did the fall get corrupted all?

685
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:04,600
Yeah, the recording equipment's literally every time now.

686
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:12,600
We do a pre-check, a couple of mod checks just to make sure that the recording equipment works.

687
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:20,600
The camera, we had the video footage, but there was no audio with me.

688
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,600
Which I don't know what's happened with the camera pretty much since then as well.

689
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:30,600
Because a lot of the time I don't really need to use what we record for a microphone.

690
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,600
It sounds okay and not on the camera.

691
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:39,600
But we want that pristine, real sound coming.

692
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:47,600
Coming in your ears.

693
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:52,600
So this starts from the episode that obviously we couldn't pull out.

694
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Which was two episodes actually.

695
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,600
It was two, yeah, because we went out.

696
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,600
So we don't want before we went out and then we came back and then we didn't.

697
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600
Yeah, because it was episode 10.

698
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,600
I know we've already said it on a previous one.

699
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,600
But for all new listeners, thanks for listening and tuning in.

700
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,600
It was originally episode 10 which was the jubilee week.

701
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,600
No, jubilee, sorry, the coronation week.

702
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,600
That's the one, yeah.

703
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,600
For Sausage Fingers.

704
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,600
So we actually made an effort as well.

705
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:29,600
We had the flag on the background and some little handheld flags as well.

706
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,600
I was going to get a crown, but I didn't want to spend so much money on it all.

707
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,600
So that was the original episode 10 then.

708
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:42,600
The last episode 11 as well was a bit of a drunken...

709
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,600
It was kind of like a game show one, wasn't it?

710
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,600
It was kind of like gimmicky like that.

711
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:51,600
The question was, and we have to work around a few other episodes,

712
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,600
would you rather get pegged or get pissed on?

713
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,600
That was a more recent one.

714
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,600
The one that was on the last episode was the greener one.

715
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,600
Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.

716
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:08,600
The next one was would you rather have no hair at all or just be covered in hair?

717
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,600
Yeah, be as hairy as a gorilla.

718
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,600
That's it.

719
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,600
And you said...

720
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,600
I'd be hairer.

721
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,600
And I said I'd be bald.

722
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,600
Yeah, and you just weren't, weren't you?

723
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,600
You wouldn't accept why would you rather answer?

724
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,600
Well, this is why it's great because then going on, I said I would rather get pissed on

725
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,600
and JD said he'd rather get pegged, which is a bit gay.

726
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,600
But, you know, so that's who we are.

727
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,600
It's only gay if you push back though.

728
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:36,600
No, it's just, it's just so, it's real gay.

729
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,600
Real talk.

730
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Right, I've got one for you.

731
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,600
Go on then, I'm ready.

732
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:48,600
Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

733
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:59,600
See, looking in 150 years, I don't know what that's going to achieve because, you know,

734
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,600
let's just say you've seen a flying car or something.

735
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,600
What are you going to benefit from that?

736
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,600
Because it's not like you'll be able to really get the technology from it.

737
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:10,600
Yeah.

738
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,600
And use it now.

739
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,600
Plus, we wouldn't understand it.

740
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,600
I barely understand how to use this fucking equipment really.

741
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:23,600
So, I suppose it just has to be 10 minutes because at least then...

742
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,600
Yeah, 10 minutes because the way you'd be able to utilise that would be watching a football

743
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:29,600
bang on a bet.

744
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,600
Yeah.

745
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:36,600
So, it's about to score, stick a hundred quid on and, you know, if you go into a casino,

746
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,600
you know what number's going to come up on the roulette machine and stuff.

747
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,600
Yeah, it's an easy lie.

748
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,600
That's the, well, that's the only answer for me.

749
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,600
10 minutes into the future.

750
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:51,600
It wouldn't work for the lottery because you have to get your ticket and now, look,

751
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,600
and now before it's drawn, it's caught off.

752
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,600
You could go to the casino and do that stuff.

753
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,600
Yeah, casinos and that, yeah.

754
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,600
Yeah.

755
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,600
Yeah, 10 minutes.

756
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,600
Noise-bedding on the football.

757
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,600
Yeah.

758
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,600
Horse racing and that as well.

759
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:10,600
Essentially, any instant gambling into the way forward for that, then.

760
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,600
Yeah.

761
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,600
No, I thought that was an interesting one.

762
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,600
But yeah, no, I'd agree with that one.

763
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,600
10 minutes.

764
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,600
Yeah.

765
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,600
Yeah.

766
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,600
Just for that reason alone, mate.

767
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,600
Yeah.

768
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,600
So, I've got one here for you then.

769
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,600
Go on then.

770
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:27,600
Would you rather brush your teeth with clean toilet water from your own toilets or drop

771
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,600
your phone in a pot of water?

772
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,600
So, portable toilets.

773
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,600
I'd rather brush my teeth.

774
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:36,600
So.

775
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,600
Or a toilet spartly, mate.

776
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:45,600
I know it'd be the toilet water for me as well because one of my pet peeves is not having

777
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,600
a clean toilet.

778
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:53,600
Don't get me wrong, I don't scrub it every day, but one of the worst things is when I

779
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:59,600
go into a customer's house and that and they've not got the toilet brush out and a bit of

780
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,600
bleach and cleaned it.

781
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,600
There was a job the other week.

782
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,600
Oh my gosh.

783
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,600
Literally.

784
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:13,600
The downstairs toilet, the guest toilets, there was just scotters all over the place

785
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,600
and it's not, and that's not from us, by the way.

786
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,600
Because it's just horrendous.

787
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:23,600
When our kid goes to the toilet, you always know when he's going for a dump because he

788
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,600
not bleaches the toilet and everything.

789
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:30,600
I think he does it to dry the stench, but it never works.

790
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:35,600
But yeah, I just don't see, it's lazy, it's ignorant.

791
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,600
And you wouldn't do it in your own house, would you?

792
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:42,600
Yeah, so why you think it's acceptable for strangers essentially to come in and see the

793
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,600
shitty toilets?

794
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Horrendous.

795
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,600
So yeah, I'm always cleaning them on, making sure.

796
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,600
When I'm having a full, deep clean of the whole bathroom, don't bother with my raguels

797
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,600
because I'm going to wash my hands anyway.

798
00:52:54,600 --> 00:53:00,600
I'll get my hands with a scourer or a sponge or whatever and I'll get around the new bed

799
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,600
and everything, give it a good proper fucking clean.

800
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,600
Yes, we're in agreement with that one.

801
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,600
Toilet water.

802
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,600
Did they ever tell you there's someone's shit on the floor at work?

803
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,600
Oh God.

804
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,600
I don't think you did.

805
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,600
No, obviously we do talk about shit a lot, don't we?

806
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,600
Real shit.

807
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,600
But yeah, no.

808
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,600
Same again, going to work one morning, Gaffer calls us.

809
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,600
He went, did you use the toilet last night?

810
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,600
I was like, yeah, yeah.

811
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,600
And he was like, what did you do that then?

812
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,600
I was like, what did you bring?

813
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,600
He said, you should have found the floor.

814
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,600
I was like, no, no, I'll look.

815
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,600
I said, no, it wasn't, I thought that I just obviously had to took a piss.

816
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,600
But I know it was the last one in there, that bag, so I locked it up.

817
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,600
So anyway, the next day I've come in, there's shit on the floor.

818
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,600
Same with Aysen or what?

819
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,600
No, no, no.

820
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:56,600
So when I went into work, the Gaffer's called and said, did you go to the toilet last night?

821
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,600
I said, yeah.

822
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,600
And he started having a go at me thinking it was me.

823
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,600
And I was like, I only had a piss, what have I done?

824
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,600
And he was like, someone's shit on the floor.

825
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,600
It must have happened in the time of opening up in the morning and me coming in.

826
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,600
Yeah.

827
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:18,600
And yeah, mate, I had a look in there and he was literally, it went by the shit.

828
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,600
The toilet seat wasn't even down, so it was up.

829
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,600
And then there was some shit on the rim, not on the seat.

830
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,600
And then on the floor.

831
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,600
Like, who does that?

832
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,600
And then not pick it up.

833
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,600
Yeah.

834
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,600
I mean, that's embarrassment, shame.

835
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,600
And I'm guessing...

836
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:41,600
Just don't do it.

837
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:48,600
Yeah, there must have been still half cut from the knob before or something to not even attempt to do any cleaning.

838
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,600
Absolutely shocking.

839
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600
Yeah.

840
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,600
Well, I don't know.

841
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:59,600
Some people can do it because I know with one of our mates, I don't know if he quits or got sacked from kicking off.

842
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:08,600
But it's like he'd go into the bathroom at work and there'd be shit all over the walls and all over the toilet itself.

843
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:13,600
And I just don't know how some of these people can do it.

844
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,600
I get it with different cultures.

845
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:22,600
You come from a different country and you're not used to having civilized toilet systems.

846
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,600
But surely you think this is amazing.

847
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,600
It's not what I can use now to get rid of these stuff out of me.

848
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,600
And you just use it.

849
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,600
Have you seen those ones in Japan where it shoots water up your bum?

850
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,600
Yeah, a little cheeky guy.

851
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,600
Yeah, but it's proper high tech.

852
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,600
So it's like it don't just shoot water.

853
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,600
I'm sure it cleans, it steams and everything.

854
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,600
Yeah, they've got all sorts of different ones.

855
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,600
So it don't smell and everything.

856
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,600
I'd love to try one of them.

857
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,600
I'd love to go to Japan actually.

858
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,600
I think we spoke about that.

859
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,600
I think we did, yeah.

860
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,600
There is, I think it's called Toshi,

861
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,600
where it's a little attachment that goes onto the toilet.

862
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:06,600
And it's a little home bidet.

863
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,600
They're not that expensive to be fair.

864
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,600
I'm sure there's discount codes or something.

865
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,600
But the last I saw, they were like a hundred pound.

866
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,600
No, it's really bad.

867
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,600
No, and apparently you can do it yourself.

868
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,600
I don't know what I'd be able to do it myself anyway.

869
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,600
So off from that shit talk again.

870
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,600
Right, so number one, Ash.

871
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,600
So would you rather be a genius and know everything?

872
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,600
Already have.

873
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,600
Or be amazing at any activity you tried?

874
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:41,600
Now I know which one I'd rather be.

875
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:45,600
I suppose be amazing at any activity.

876
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,600
Yes, aye.

877
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,600
Because again, I know I've not played football for a long time.

878
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,600
Still got the skills as a goalkeeper.

879
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,600
I'll get onto that in a sec.

880
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,600
But yeah, I suppose that literally does go onto anything.

881
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,600
Look, yeah, I want to draw this picture.

882
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,600
Chess, football.

883
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,600
Yeah, you just go, never done anything before.

884
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,600
I just haven't got.

885
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:16,600
I'm pretty much there on the graph level anyway.

886
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:21,600
But yeah, I've still got the techies when it comes to being a top class goalkeeper.

887
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,600
Wow.

888
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,600
So there was one incident the other week.

889
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:32,600
You know what it's like when you get home on a Friday, you've picked up some bebs on the way home.

890
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:36,600
And they've not come out of the fridge at room temperature.

891
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:40,600
So you put one in the freezer, get it nice and cold.

892
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:49,600
And I would open the door and the can slid out and I caught it before it hit the floor.

893
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:55,600
And the wife was standing behind me and she's looked at me and I was like, still got it.

894
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,600
And then it was another one the other day.

895
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:05,600
As I was doing a bit of plasterboarding or whatever, I turned around and the six foot spirit level

896
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,600
has started to slide and was going to hit the other lad on the head.

897
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:15,600
But I've already started to move and I've turned around awkwardly, caught it.

898
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:19,600
And it was about six inches from hitting him on the head.

899
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,600
Just still got the catwalk reflexes.

900
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,600
We're talking about graph and measured up spirit levels.

901
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,600
I put some pictures of my banger.

902
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,600
Honestly, you'd be proud, mate.

903
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,600
Use your little Phillips head screwdriver as well.

904
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,600
Yeah, mate, that's a lot.

905
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,600
I did have sticks.

906
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,600
I did for some suncars but not for that.

907
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,600
Another sticky thing you put on the back.

908
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,600
Yeah, mate, honestly, banger.

909
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,600
Not a miller.

910
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,600
Good. I'll get my level out next time.

911
00:58:54,600 --> 00:59:01,600
Would you rather get a face tattoo of something you choose or a tattoo in a discreet area

912
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,600
but someone else chooses it randomly?

913
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,600
Discreet one.

914
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:11,600
I think anything there...

915
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,600
I suppose you could get a little tear there.

916
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:20,600
Yeah, I mean, if I was willing to shave the beard,

917
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:25,600
I could get something on the jawline and then shave the beard back out again.

918
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:30,600
It wouldn't be too much of a stretch for me because I'd still have the neck tattoo.

919
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,600
But I wouldn't want anything on the face.

920
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:38,600
Because of the beard, I haven't got much free skin on the face, really.

921
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,600
You'd just rather get out the way.

922
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,600
Let's all choose a pea dummy, arse cheek or whatever.

923
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,600
You're saying, don't you?

924
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,600
Discreet tattoo it is there.

925
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,600
Yeah, so I'm here for me.

926
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,600
Sorry, I've just lost my...

927
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,600
I did see a good one and it was,

928
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,600
would you rather have the ability to read minds

929
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,600
or the ability to move objects with your mind?

930
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,600
So, I wouldn't want to...

931
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:16,600
Well, so is it read minds or hear everyone's thoughts?

932
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,600
Am I choosing when I get to read minds

933
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,600
or am I just constantly getting everyone's thoughts?

934
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,600
Do where you can literally, you get to...

935
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,600
Yeah, if I'm choosing...

936
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,600
You can just go into like, walk past him, see what he's saying.

937
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,600
You can then kick that off.

938
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:39,600
Yeah, so if it's that, if I'm choosing to read them, then yeah, I'd have that.

939
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,600
Because as cool as it would be to be able to, you know,

940
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,600
Matilda would have written, start moving a glass of water and shit.

941
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,600
Yeah, I think it'd just be...

942
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,600
It's always out of money.

943
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,600
Matilda was so overrated.

944
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,600
I fucking shit made it.

945
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,600
Yeah, I didn't really enjoy it too much.

946
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,600
Again, there's a lot of them that I didn't like.

947
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Harry Potter and that, fucking dead.

948
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,600
Lord of the Rings, dead.

949
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,600
I watched Lord of the Rings.

950
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,600
I watched any of them.

951
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,600
I remember the first Harry Potter when we was in primary school.

952
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,600
They'd put it on, because we used to all of the days

953
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,600
that the TV would get wilding.

954
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,600
I remember the best days.

955
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,600
TVs used to be like a semi-detached house

956
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,600
and you couldn't pick it up and move it around easily.

957
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,600
You'd be on a big trolley and get wilding into the classroom.

958
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,600
I remember, it was like bittersweet, TV coming.

959
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,600
I was like, fuck yeah.

960
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,600
As you know, as you are, when you're 10, 11,

961
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:43,600
and bring the TV, Romeo and Juliet, oh, what the fuck?

962
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,600
Yeah, well, most of the time I never paid attention to the films, really.

963
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,600
But I just remember that Harry Potter being put on

964
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,600
and I just went to sleep.

965
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,600
I watched Lord of the Rings for five minutes a week

966
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,600
and I thought, yeah, that kid probably deserves

967
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,600
to be locked under the stairs and just went to sleep.

968
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,600
Also, Harry Potter, have you watched any more of them?

969
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:04,600
No.

970
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,600
Your man's rich, basically.

971
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,600
His mum and dad were rich, left him fucking shitloads of coins in the bank.

972
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,600
Why don't you saw his mate, Ronner?

973
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,600
Ron's got holes in his clothes.

974
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,600
I don't know.

975
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,600
You know what I mean?

976
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,600
I get it, yeah, if his mate's fucking a piss tramp and I don't know.

977
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,600
Well, Ron's family needs to be poor.

978
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,600
You've got loads of money and you live with them.

979
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,600
Yeah, I don't know, I would.

980
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,600
How can you be poor if you've got magic as well?

981
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,600
I know, you can be giving tricks on the street,

982
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,600
but not any busking and shit.

983
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,600
Yeah, and just like...

984
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,600
Pen and teller.

985
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,600
On one of the scenes, they go in a little tent,

986
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,600
it's like a big tent, so just do that, it's your house.

987
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,600
What, like the tardies?

988
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:44,600
Tardies?

989
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,600
Yeah, something like that, yeah.

990
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,600
The fucking blue phone box anyway.

991
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

992
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,600
Dr.

993
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,600
Real nerds, mate.

994
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,600
All the nerds.

995
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,600
All the knowledge, all the scientific shit.

996
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,600
Yeah, no, I was just watching, I was just thinking about that.

997
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,600
Also, you ever watch Braveheart?

998
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,600
Yeah.

999
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:03,600
Never watched it?

1000
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,600
Not for a long time.

1001
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,600
So like, I've been told I don't watch man films,

1002
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,600
so I watched the first one.

1003
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,600
Yeah, well that's gay, I think.

1004
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,600
Mate, really gay?

1005
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:20,600
To be fair, I do enjoy the film.

1006
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,600
I've not seen the second one, Maverick, yet.

1007
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,600
Also, who wears jeans on a bitch?

1008
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,600
Who wears, oh, oh my God, who wears jeans in a gym?

1009
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,600
Weird people out there, mate.

1010
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:37,600
Yeah, it was just a part of those times though, Ernie.

1011
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,600
Well, jeans on a bitch is part of...

1012
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,600
You're saying that was a thing?

1013
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,600
For Americans back in the 70s or 80s or whatever.

1014
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,600
Do you remember, so I can't remember any other movie where I've seen jeans on a bitch.

1015
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,600
I've seen it, I was like, mate, are you playing volleyball?

1016
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,600
Yeah, it's, I don't know, it's...

1017
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,600
You just, like the ripped jeans and all that, like the ripped shorts.

1018
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:07,600
Wouldn't you rather just whack your jeans off like that British me girl boxes?

1019
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,600
Or would have just been wearing just swim shorts or something?

1020
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's a normal thing to do.

1021
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:18,600
But what I'm saying is if you rocked up and all the other lads are playing volleyball in jeans,

1022
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,600
oh fuck me, I'll be higher.

1023
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,600
Rock these jeans off, play my boxes.

1024
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:28,600
I don't know, maybe there was Fanta Ballet Boys or something.

1025
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,600
Denny.

1026
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,600
But yeah, I've not watched the second one.

1027
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,600
Also, they don't make man films now, do they?

1028
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,600
That's what I'm trying to think of.

1029
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,600
What man film should I recommend for you then?

1030
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:46,600
If you've got any at home, man films, you know, real men films,

1031
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:51,600
like, you know, Real Men Crisps, McCoys, Yorkie Bars.

1032
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,600
Yeah.

1033
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,600
Rocky.

1034
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,600
No, I watch your Rocky.

1035
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,600
I know you watch, that's what you're classed as a man film.

1036
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:05,600
So I think Neil said, well, my mate had to watch Predator

1037
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:08,600
because there's a scene where, is it Arnold Schwarzenegger's in the first one?

1038
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:09,600
Yeah, yeah.

1039
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,600
And he goes up to that geezer and he goes, he played Apollo in Rocky.

1040
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,600
Yeah.

1041
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,600
And was like, something you son of a bitch.

1042
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,600
And then they both do that.

1043
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,600
Oh, that's what we think, Rambo.

1044
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,600
Never watched Rambo.

1045
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,600
He said, you haven't watched Rambo?

1046
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,600
That just kills people.

1047
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,600
Fucks girls.

1048
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:30,600
Yeah, because I think Rambo 5, he was just ridiculous at one point

1049
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,600
because he's literally like...

1050
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,600
Yeah.

1051
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:39,600
He's there with a big galact guy and there's hundreds of these fucking foreign soldiers

1052
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,600
running towards him and he's just like...

1053
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,600
You just see blood flying everywhere.

1054
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:44,600
It's always funny.

1055
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:51,600
So is it, wait a minute, he's been left in the jungle alone five times by accident or on purpose?

1056
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,600
No, no.

1057
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,600
Spoilers alert for anyone that hasn't watched the more recent ones.

1058
01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:01,600
The last one that I saw, it was like, because essentially he's retired,

1059
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,600
he's got his own farm and whatever.

1060
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:12,600
And I think someone got kidnapped, I don't know, say it's his goddaughter or something like that.

1061
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,600
I'd had a few drinks when I watched it.

1062
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,600
So then, yeah, it ends up raging war against them.

1063
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:23,600
And then digs a load of trenches himself by hand, plants bombs.

1064
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,600
They come to kill him at his own place.

1065
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,600
He ends up fucking them up.

1066
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,600
Yeah, definitely manly films.

1067
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,600
Is John Wick a manly film?

1068
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:35,600
I've never watched one of them.

1069
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,600
John Wick.

1070
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,600
Is there any movies that have carnal roots?

1071
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:39,600
I've not seen them.

1072
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,600
I don't know.

1073
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,600
Tay Karnadai man films, I've watched them.

1074
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,600
Again...

1075
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,600
I should watch them actually.

1076
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,600
No, because I see that the one that we're going down, the Perflot, man films.

1077
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,600
We should do one of these.

1078
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,600
Do a, obviously, leave this for now.

1079
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:57,600
What, another top three?

1080
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:05,600
Well, not top three man films, but what we define as man films.

1081
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,600
Do you know what I mean?

1082
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,600
Well, I was pretty much going to say what I thought.

1083
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,600
I'm going to go on.

1084
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,600
Yeah, it's sort of just old school, I think.

1085
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:19,600
So as we've already said, it's a lot of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1086
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,600
Because again, you could probably say The Terminator is more of a man film.

1087
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,600
I've never watched one of them as well.

1088
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,600
The first couple are OK.

1089
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:32,600
I've not seen any of the later ones with Kristen Barlin and that.

1090
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,600
John Claude Van Dam films.

1091
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,600
Yeah, my dad just...

1092
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,600
Kickboxer.

1093
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,600
Kickboxer.

1094
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,600
Lethal Weapon is our man film.

1095
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,600
Lethal Weapon, Mel Gibson, yeah, Geyser.

1096
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,600
Again, Breitbart.

1097
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,600
They just don't do them anymore, do they?

1098
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,600
They don't, they really don't.

1099
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,600
You heard about this Snowboy thing?

1100
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,600
Yeah.

1101
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,600
The actress just being like, she's playing Snowboy,

1102
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,600
but then being anti-Snowboy in terms of...

1103
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,600
Yeah.

1104
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,600
No, just legit...

1105
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,600
Legit just being anti everything about the movie.

1106
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:01,600
Yeah, and then...

1107
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:02,600
Like the Richard Mena.

1108
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,600
The...

1109
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,600
What the fuck?

1110
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,600
There they...

1111
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:14,600
The shorter people are kicking off about it because it's not on the seven dwarves anymore, is it?

1112
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,600
It's just going to be seven normal-sized people.

1113
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:18,600
Yeah.

1114
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,600
Why can't it be dwarves though?

1115
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:25,600
Because of the woke society that we live in.

1116
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,600
I don't get why not.

1117
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,600
It's just stupid fucking...

1118
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,600
It is, it's just being too politically correct.

1119
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,600
It's called Snow White.

1120
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:35,600
And the Seven Dwarves, yeah.

1121
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,600
Okay.

1122
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,600
I take it it's got to be called Snow White than anything.

1123
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,600
I imagine so, yeah.

1124
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,600
Disney fucked it up at the moment, didn't they?

1125
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,600
Well, it's not, did you see it the other week

1126
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:48,600
when the trailer dropped for the new Willy Wonka film?

1127
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,600
No, I didn't.

1128
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,600
So obviously you know of the Oompa Loompas.

1129
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,600
Originally were played by dwarves.

1130
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:04,600
So with the new one it's Hugh Grant as the Oompa Loompa bat.

1131
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,600
So obviously Hugh Grant is a normal-sized person.

1132
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:08,600
Right.

1133
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,600
And they've seed-jawed him down to a little orange man.

1134
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,600
And people kicking off about that, it's a shit really.

1135
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,600
Yeah, that, that, that, yeah.

1136
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,600
What the fuck's going on?

1137
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,600
I don't know.

1138
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:27,600
Again, I know we've said it before on one of the podcasts

1139
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:31,600
with Brendan Fraser, the film The Whale.

1140
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,600
Again, I've not seen it.

1141
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,600
No, I haven't seen it.

1142
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,600
You know, people moaning about that.

1143
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:39,600
Why can't you get a morbidly obese person to play this fucking character?

1144
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,600
It gets too much sometimes.

1145
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,600
Who gives a shit really?

1146
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,600
But I get it with the dwarves kicking off

1147
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,600
for not having the dwarves in the film.

1148
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:54,600
But there was, I can't think of what the film was now, but,

1149
01:09:54,600 --> 01:10:00,600
your man from Hot Fuzz, Sir Knox Holman Begg, the other one, Nick Rost.

1150
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:01,600
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1151
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,600
Him and a couple other people.

1152
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,600
Again, normal-sized people.

1153
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:08,600
They have a seed-jawed to look like dwarves essentially for whatever that.

1154
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,600
It was like a fairy tale style film.

1155
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,600
And a lot of people moaned about that.

1156
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:20,600
If you can't get all the actors that you need for it.

1157
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:25,600
Look, essentially there's controversy, because they've got moaned at

1158
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:29,600
for normal-sized people being portrayed as dwarves.

1159
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:34,600
And then if it was dwarves, they'd get moaned at for making them look stupid or something.

1160
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:39,600
So there's just no win situation out of it really, is there?

1161
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,600
Because I heard there might be a recasting.

1162
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,600
I don't know if it's true or just, or...

1163
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,600
What? No what?

1164
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1165
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:47,600
I wouldn't be surprised.

1166
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:52,600
Because what she said, they already know it's going to flop, like The Little Mermaid,

1167
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:56,600
and obviously Eternals, they had one on a remake,

1168
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,600
but the latest one with that was called Eternals, which flopped as well.

1169
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,600
I don't even know what it was.

1170
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:06,600
Apparently they're going to do, is it Rapunzel?

1171
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,600
There is Rapunzel.

1172
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,600
Yeah, they're going to do a live one of that.

1173
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,600
Okay.

1174
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,600
Yeah.

1175
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:15,600
Why did they keep doing the same story and change it? Why doesn't it do a new story?

1176
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:19,600
Well, it was like when they did the live action version of fucking The Lion King as well, I mean.

1177
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,600
So...

1178
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:24,600
No, that one was true though. That one sticked to the animation.

1179
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:28,600
Yeah, it was the same film, but they don't need to keep remaking it.

1180
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:34,600
Yeah, so if they keep remaking them and they're changing what Maya did,

1181
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:38,600
that movie, just do a different movie.

1182
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:44,600
Well, even touching back to Willy Wonka, look, this is the third iteration of Willy Wonka then.

1183
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:45,600
Johnny Depp done one.

1184
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,600
Yeah, Johnny Depp done one.

1185
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,600
I didn't see him that long ago.

1186
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,600
You know what, I bet that was fucking...

1187
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,600
I've never watched it.

1188
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:56,600
...15, 16 years ago or something like that.

1189
01:11:56,600 --> 01:12:01,600
Yeah, I don't get it. How many times can you retell the same story?

1190
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,600
Yeah.

1191
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:07,600
So, a bit like how many times can you rant about it, Sam Smith as well?

1192
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:08,600
Real.

1193
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,600
I mean, a lot to be fair.

1194
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:11,600
You know, he's been quiet though, hasn't he?

1195
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,600
He has. He's obviously listened to us and, well, listened to me.

1196
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:20,600
He's probably took a look in the mirror and thought, I need to tell myself how bad I've been a dickhead.

1197
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,600
Which hopefully he does.

1198
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:32,600
Well, I think on that insults, we shall pull that apart. A bit longer than normal.

1199
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:37,600
But yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you still are. Obviously, they still are. They love us.

1200
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:45,600
Yeah, but yeah, please email in. You know, we do like anything, just any questions, just any thoughts.

1201
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,600
Just please email in, as we said earlier. It makes it all worthwhile.

1202
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:54,600
It really does. We do always appreciate it. You know, it literally can be about anything.

1203
01:12:54,600 --> 01:13:01,600
If you want to just say hello, any questions, any advice, you know, try and slack us off or whatever.

1204
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:06,600
Dan, you're slacking on it. David has been scared off.

1205
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,600
David don't listen no more.

1206
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,600
I don't know. He's probably locked out. Is there email address or something?

1207
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,600
I can't see us losing David.

1208
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:26,600
Guys, hopefully you've not emailed him because you, you know, get balls deep all the time.

1209
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:34,600
I don't know what the tone would be for a woman really. You know, obviously for men it's like balls deep and everything.

1210
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,600
Would it be fudge? Oh, that's a good one.

1211
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,600
Fulfilled, let's just say. Hopefully you're fulfilled.

1212
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:42,600
Fudge fulfilled.

1213
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,600
Yeah, full of that cream.

1214
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,600
That cream? No?

1215
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,600
Real talk. Appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed it.

1216
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,600
Don't forget to like, share, subscribe, download, all the things. You know what to do.

1217
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,600
I don't need to keep reminding you. But yeah, don't forget, do it please.

1218
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:12,600
Thank you. See you next time. Peace.