Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts
Ash and JD. So, I know we've just spoke about it but the Logan Paul, Dylan Dannis, KSI and
Tommy Fury, they had their press conference yesterday as of the moment when we're recording,
a few days ago when you good people are listening to us. So yeah, I know you didn't watch any
of it, it was a bit of a mad one to be fair. I know with all this YouTube boxing and that,
it's always been quite an event really. I remember when it was KSI and Logan Paul, all
the dramas with them wearing the wigs and just fighting on stage and everything, but
it's still an ongoing trend apparently. Do you like KSI as a boxer? He's entertaining
as a boxer I think because obviously he's not got the pure natural talent of a proper
professional boxer, but he's just always got just that random roundhouse, almost David
Hay-esque of like, if it hits right, if it lands properly, you don't know what's going
to happen, you expect that knockout but you've just not properly seen it. Do you not think
he's just been pulling with the right people? Do you remember that Mexican guy? Yeah, Pineda.
What an absolute shambles that was. Oh yeah, yeah. After I watched that, I was like, that
can't be real. I couldn't have been the main event because he was absolutely shambling.
Well, because that first fight, well. Yeah, because he had two fights now. That was the
second one. That was the second one because the first one was about people that actually
knew he was a rapper. There's a group of them and he took it, sure, no, listen, and he fought
again and he really slid down after the second fight. I can't remember. So yeah, he was fighting
against him. Swarms? Swarms. Swarms or something like that. Yeah, so he fought against swarms
and then the professional fighter was for the end as the main guard. So yeah, that was
a bit of a comical one really because that Pineda, as soon as he gets touched, he was
just holding the back of his stand up. But I know because I'd seen it afterwards, he's
done that with his normal professional fights anyway. Oh, okay. He's a bit of a flapper
a lot of that. Right. And then because Kiosar's latest fight, sorry, yeah, previous fight
was against, what was his name, Four Nails or something? And he out-bought him for the
win. He won on the north but then he got realigned in an old contest didn't he? Yeah, so again,
because I'd watched that. Now to be fair, Kiosar was more energetic, not necessarily
technical but he was the better boxer on the north and to be fair, he was just unlucky
because the way he swung his hook and I know that he got called off, the win was cancelled
but it was a natural movement. As he's through the hook, the arms followed and it's just
it's caught him. But he was out cold. He wasn't going to win that fight. So yeah, he just
couldn't take it. He'd come out with interviews afterwards, Four Nails, saying that's an MMA
move and the gym that he trains in, it's an MMA gym, he trains with MMA fighters and this
and that. So just take it, you lost to a YouTuber. He just couldn't handle it. Sorry, the thing
I've seen, I've seen all the press conferences, I just saw clips on TikTok and it was Tommy
won eight rounds but then Kiosar won six rounds. They always think eight rounds, I would want
eight rounds just to see if he goes distance, just got more rounds. Well it's because he's
done it as a compromise because Tommy wanted it at a higher weight compared to what Kiosar
fights at. And so because Kiosar is going up a fair amount on weight, he obviously hasn't
got the endurance for a longer fight really. But he's all down to money as well because
I remember with one of them where Saltpappy was fighting someone else and they were on
about more rounds and he was like, I ain't getting paid enough to do more rounds. So
essentially, let's just say he's getting 50 grand a round, they're only paying 200,000
for however many rounds it was. He's like, so I'm not going to do anymore because I'm
not getting paid for it. So it's all going to be down to that as well. Obviously he's
in partnership with The Zone and Mizfix Boxing so I don't think it's more so about the money
with him. It's more going to be Tommy Fiori because they're all just about the money at
that. Some of them are just really ridiculous, like they've done that Tag Team one I believe
on the last event and I- You're going to know I'll be on Limb Watch any of you. It was so
shit. I don't know how Tag Team can work with boxing. It had that Pineda in it. Yeah, I
knew he was- And to be fair, he was weighing in the two other, the other two lads and one
got hit, quickly went over to his corner and tagged the gears. It's a failure. I just,
another trying to like make it relevant and more. Well, to be fair, so with the pre-sales
of at this point with KSI, Tommy and Logan Dance, the pre-sales, it's already got smashed
records and that and so it's predicted to be the highest grossing pay-per-view event
for boxing of all history. By Nukai? No, all. Okay. Yeah, because obviously, you know, KSI's,
you know, I think across all platforms, he's got something like 40 million subscribers.
Logan Paul, obviously he's built a big wrestling fan base now because he's done 12 months or
so with the WWE. Have you seen him wrestle? It's only little bits that I've seen on-
He's a good wrestler. He's a really good wrestler. He's everything that you want for it really
with the personality, the showboat, the, you know, entertaining the crowd, isn't it? He's
a good heel in wrestling and he's got his belt for his now. Is it like 6'3", 6'4"? Yeah,
I mean, obviously when he first started boxing originally and that as well, the shape that
he got into for that, now he's just a unit, isn't he? He's so big. He's always had a big
frame but it- Yeah, he's just, he's up to it and he's defined it as well, isn't he?
Yeah, his physique is really good. Yeah, he's done well. So obviously it's his first time
back since- The Mayweather fight. That's last time he
fought. It was the Mayweather one, yeah, the exhibition which he believed he won that as
well. I remember seeing on his podcast because I watched it, Mayweather didn't pay him for
it or up to that point still didn't pay him. Yeah, which that's been claimed by a lot of
people. I don't know how that works. I think because if you're doing it, you're not going
to not get paid are you? Because I thought you get paid, I thought boxing worked is as
soon as you leave the ring, you get paid a check, you get given a check and then you
get, I think it's a month later, it depends if you've got any sales in terms of if you've
got that in your agreement in your contract. Yeah, I think there's a couple of stages for
it. So how many you get per sales for yourself. I thought you got like a set purse, whether
you win or lose basically just for getting into the ring and then you get like a winning
big if you won afterwards then as well. That's what I thought.
I suppose it's different to every, I suppose there is-
Yeah, I suppose it is. The promotion is, isn't it I suppose?
And obviously there's that many different ways of doing these contracts and that these
days, I mean again, because they all do private bets on it, obviously personal bets between
each other and that as well, don't they? So I imagine he's got to pay to a certain degree,
but it's not like he's in once of a couple of million from an exhibition for which he's
absolutely minted, isn't it?
Which if this podcast like went up and they said to you, Joe, what's up shaggy? Would
you do it?
Well, yeah, it depends on who wants the beef, any wants the smoke.
Yeah. Another podcast host.
I mean, obviously all comes down to a lot of time because if I'm still working-
Nah, it's a point where obviously you're kind of like, you know, the social media sort of,
it's kicking off whatever. So that's your job now.
Yeah. So if this was funding or so, I didn't have to do-
Graphed.
Yeah, my normal graphed life. Then yeah, because you'd have the time to be able to train.
Yeah, because you'd want to try and-
Yeah, it's like when you see a lot of these YouTubers when they've gone from just playing
the games in the bedrooms and then they've started hitting the gym and they're all toned
and whatever now. It's like the fair play to them, they've gone from a fat mess to in
good shape. Well, on the other end, they've gone all the time because they spend, and
they're also just recording a video a day. Then they're sending that footage off to an
editor. So they've got literally 20 hours, a lot more than a couple hours sleeping and
that. They've got the rest of the day to go to the gym. So yeah, I think if it was sustainable
income from the social media sort of things, obviously we need more of you people at home
to share it out, your friends, family and everyone and start earning some money really.
It is just all out of the pocket still these days. I'm not complaining, we do always appreciate
everyone who does have the time on their day to listen to us two dickheads. The Rummy Ants
and Deck is what we've been called.
Could you imagine me and you doing Saturday Night Takeaway mate? I'm nervous doing this
podcast.
I don't know. I don't think I'm doing intros no more. I mean, I suppose it just worked
the same, just me and you, me chatting and you just charming in every now and again.
Just giving a little bit here and there.
Yeah. So yeah, I'd smash someone's face in.
But wouldn't the fall of getting knocked out on television and then keep doing my show
and my show and wouldn't that make you want to do it?
No, I don't think I'd be that bothered because it's still going to open doors up to more
of an audience, more people that don't know you are going to find out about you and then
if the blog has broken nose or whatever, then they'll start listening.
Yeah, it's probably the platform.
Yeah, so.
Yeah, I suppose this explosion, some kind that you just can't, you just wouldn't be
able to generate yourself.
It's just going to be a win-win situation. I think that's why the majority of them do
it really.
We'd have to do a tag team one day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The thing is, because I'm quite a big guy. The other guys wouldn't have to be quite a
big guy.
Yeah, it would be kind of awkward with the white classes, wouldn't it? I don't know,
we'll save that for when it comes around.
Yeah, so back to the press conference there. I mean, I didn't watch the whole thing, but
the, it started off with Dylan coming out and he was wearing the.
Toy Story.
Yeah, the little green idea of hats, which was, Logan made it famous from when he did
that.
The Japanese.
Yeah, the video in the forest. So obviously Dylan's trying to take the piss out of that.
Because Logan probably used to wear some wacky stuff, didn't he?
Yeah, yeah, it was all sorts of.
He used to just wear some mad gear and do some mad things.
Yeah, so yeah, he'd done that. And then, I think it was Tom that had come out next with
his dad, John, Big John. And then it was KSI and Logan. And it was just chaos from the
start really.
Yeah.
You know.
I think they were just trying to sell as much as they can. Well, that's what they're there
for.
It's funny because as I say, obviously it's always been a thing with the YouTube and boxing,
a lot of press conferences and weigh-ins and stuff where it's all just shouting over each
other, I've got the better, like this thing, this and that.
This one, I thought no one was good on the mic. No one like Conor McGregor, because him
on the mic.
That's where it's going to lead to. He sort of took it to the next level when Greg had
been there.
I remember when they'd done the world tour when he was fighting, like Mayweather. And
I think they'd done five. I think one was in New York, one was in LA, I think one was
in London.
Yeah, it was all over the place.
They'd done like three or four before the fight.
Yeah.
And he...
Everyone, he was just there as well. He's on a different planet and he's McGregor.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's really comical. So I think a lot of it, because they're trying to copy that
and get that same reaction, it's always a bit of a reach.
Because they're always imitating, aren't they? Rather than crying.
Yeah. And again, you've seen a lot more of what Dylan's been putting on the social media
on Twitter about X. I've only seen a couple where it's Logan's missus in the middle of
the Tate brothers. And he's got, if I say what happens in this picture, I'll get jail
time and whatever. So yeah, you've seen him put more pictures on.
Yeah. So we'd all started. I didn't know he was even engaged. And then I've seen a video
of him proposing and he said, yeah, the next thing you know, because you know why we work
with TikTok when you're that algorithm.
Yeah.
And I was like, what the fuck's going on here? The next thing you know, it was just someone
saying how this Dylan has put out like a load of photos of her with loads of deceptives
and saying she's been running for it. Because she used to go over to Capra for two years.
Well, what under 25 year old hasn't.
Yeah. Because he made that big of him at the press conference where Logan Paul said, my
girl's house is worth more than your net worth. And he went, yes, probably because Leonardo
paid for it. But yeah, Jamie Foxx, I think Harry, not Harry, Daniel Radcliffe, he obviously
got in there and won the pictures. So it's not saying that she's obviously slept with
all these people. Obviously it is just photos with them. But it's just, you know, when you're
around LeBron James was one of them and a lot of like American celebrities like, you
know, in the TV scene. So me and you, I didn't recognise a lot of her.
Yeah.
But you said there was Jamie Foxx. There was a few I reckon. There was Daniel Radcliffe,
LeBron James, you know, the Tate brothers, Leonardo DiCaprio. So it was just, you know,
every day just coming out with you, coming out with you.
Well, I think it's a part of like just the circle that she hangs around with because
it's like how a lot of the footballers' wives, they've like been with other footballers and
that before settling with, like said once, look, Rebecca Varder. I know she was with
a lot of footballers before she finally got here.
And Pilar Andrade, weren't you?
Yeah.
Pilar Andrade was also here.
Yeah. So before she finished off with Jamie. Yeah, she got around a lot.
It's not just that. He's put videos of her, I don't know what programme or what internet
website was for, but she was like, you know, I was sucked the dick in a football stadium
once and like a lot of, you know, so it's just paying her in a certain way. And then
you have people like, do you remember, do you know Leah the Pug? She's the Adam 22,
is his name Adam 22 when he let her get shagged by that porn star.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
So she's
She's defending it, you know, saying that this Dylan's like, you know, just a creep
and whatever. But you know, when you see these pictures, you just, you just, sometimes you,
mind just takes you there like, obviously this happens.
She's a part of the younger generation of any. So, you know, it's probably just the
norm for him. She's probably going around to Lebron James and Leonardo DiCaprio with
a video of herself choking on a rubber dildo money. You know, that's probably how she's
gotten with all these celebrities.
And you know, there's a pure bias you can't, you know, you can't start judging people
on the number that they've got.
But I think this Dylan's a black cow.
Well yeah, he's not a professional fought for two years or so. I think he's only had
two professional fights, lost one because he got towed in his bollock or something.
He's mainly just famous because he was a training partner with Conor McGregor. So yeah, he
was hit and miss whether he was actually going to turn up to the press conference.
Because I can't remember who's, who is his backup, but Logan Paul was signing to him
just trying because he's going to pull out.
Which I think he would because I think Logan Paul would just run for.
I think he will to be honest.
But I think Tommy Fury is going to be a KSR. I want him to, I want KSR to get knocked out.
It will be.
Do you like the Sidemen?
I used to watch a good bit, not like religiously.
Do you not find them irritating that?
More so now, but I think it's just the same as everything you know, your taste changes,
you get older.
Yeah, that Ethan.
He was one of the ones that was sort of like referencing where, you know, there were fat
and then they trained and got, you know, healthier.
Yeah, he was more funny when he was fat lad.
You know, now he's lost the weight, he's a big head.
Obviously he's got his misses and a lot of the baby now.
So you know, bare with all that.
Simon, he's got his charity, MM7.
Because that Simon does a podcast with Randolph.
Randolph, yeah.
Which again, so Randolph's a rapper on YouTube and he's done the majority of songs with KSI
or Pesky Time and this and that.
Obviously early KSI days.
He's actually got some more old music to be fair.
I love that the one has Lou Geer beyond him and not the Leeds badge and the one has Nanook
and Forrest and then Umber on beyond him.
Well, that's pretty cool.
But I was saying that their podcast isn't doing well.
It's a few months ago that the numbers are dropping.
I've not listened to this for a long time, to be honest.
I think that's the thing, I think you've got to, because you will plateau at some point.
Yeah, yeah.
It's finding your audience.
I mean, you know, as it is, we do this every week in terms of, and he does get, not saying
we're obviously, I'm not saying we're playing rules on the rise, but.
It has been, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, it would be.
Again, we appreciate it.
You know, obviously we're, what's this 23 episode or 22, sorry.
This will be number 23.
23, sorry.
Yeah, so, you know, and I suppose they're probably hundreds in and it's still trying
to find to stay relevant and, you know, I suppose and be different at the same time.
Yeah, it's like, you know, we struggled a little bit sometimes to try and find something
to talk about.
I know a lot of you were just going off on tangents.
I mean, we've already done it again now.
But I feel that's what makes this podcast a bit different to other podcasts is because
it does go that way.
Yeah, yeah.
Because that's how conversations go and you talk about one thing, you need to do another
thing, then you go back to where you were just ready to start and point.
I know you do it yourself and then when I'm listening back to it and I start laughing,
especially when you called Kirsty a puppet shagga.
He does apologise again for that.
He didn't make it, Kirsty.
Back to the press conference again.
We will get to the end of it at some points.
So yeah, between Dylan and Logan, there wasn't much really going on.
It was just it's looked as you said, they were trying to get the upper hand.
Yeah, just trying to get the best dig in it.
But it don't matter.
This will always fall.
So if me and you was going to do a challenge boxing match, I would never give it because
I couldn't give it and then get knocked the fuck out.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to sort of just just stay quiet.
We'll see what happens.
Hopefully I don't get knocked out.
Yeah, yeah.
Obviously then, Torso and Fury's dad started off.
Yeah, so I get it.
I don't get it.
I don't see why John Fury was saying, come on, then have an arm wrestle you two right now.
Because it's not the 80s and no one arm wrestles these days.
No one brought a blade in.
I think the last time I saw us with that was a Van Damme film.
No one does it.
Then he's shouting in the background.
He's just kids and you're fucking you're talking over each other.
Nothing's getting done.
And then all of a sudden he starts punching the table, slaps off the bloody nine badge things.
And then he kicks the one table and he's fucking rare, rare, rare, rare.
And then he boots another table and then that's it.
It's just chaos on the fucking stage.
They're all trying to fucking get to each other.
And I have to laugh because I was as I was looking at it, there's four of them holding John Fury back.
And there's just one person holding Tommy and he's doing the fake pushing into him.
And then you see KSO is doing it as well.
And then he's just laughing.
You see stuff like, yeah, you see stuff like it's not if you really wanted to, you're not getting held back that much.
But these are so with Dice on the contract.
So if Dice was to hit someone, obviously Dice there and sort of two more of the past or not a potential of their money.
So there's all these, no one really wants it in terms of that.
It is just a sally.
And then when it comes to the face off, they were trying to get a screen to put in front of Logan and Dylan Dennis.
I didn't see this.
I saw the Tommy Fury and KSI when KSI gave me Nick The Bush.
Yeah.
So because they couldn't even find Logan and Dylan from the back, they've just done one or something.
So yeah, they managed to get KSI and Tommy out and that literally was straight away just head to heads.
Chating shit to each other, pushing the foreheads.
And it was like 10 seconds after he's just fucking pushed him.
And then it's all kicking up on the stage again.
So, oh God.
So I appreciate that they've got to do stuff like that because they're drawing the audience.
They're getting the logs, the views, the clicks.
Yeah.
But it is just a bit much.
Just like, it's not even going to slap his head in and that's it.
Just leave it at that.
Just have your pictures and fuck off.
But it's going to be interesting, I think.
Yeah.
I'll watch it.
Obviously talking about KSI and Logan Paul, you've had some pride.
Now, I've had some pride.
Now for the life of me, I can't understand what the hype was about.
Well, no.
Because it doesn't go wrong.
It's a drink.
It's at some point, it's like 24 quid.
I think even some is going for like 100 quid.
Yeah.
It was at Dick Adwerney.
Waky Wines.
Waky Wines, yeah.
It's got 200 pounds for the box of six or something.
Okay.
So it was pretty early when it first came out.
But I just walked into a shop and there was some there.
It was like 1 pound 50 a bottle, which that's borderline acceptable for a bottle of pot.
Well, you said that's how much you are now.
Or even Coke.
I saw some.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
You generic brands.
Yeah.
It is.
It's borderline.
I mean, I don't really drink much pot to be fair.
So I bought the, I don't know what the flowers are, but the red one and the green one.
Red one was okay.
The green one, you know, it was drinkable.
Do you have the ice pop one?
It's only the red and green that I've ever tried.
Cause my partner said it tastes like medicine.
I'm guessing not the good one.
No, I just, I didn't get the high point.
It was mental.
Cause I remember walking to Asda and you saw people crowding around as the manager or whoever's
wearing the pantyhose and hasn't even unwrapped it.
And they're just ripping the pantyhose off the trolley.
And they're fucking getting them out.
It's like, you know, even there was one day I'd got back from work.
So when I'm walking to Dug, I've got my headphones on, noise cancelling, listening to music or
some podcasts or whatever.
And there's two young boys across the road.
I see them a lot, to be fair.
They're like seven or eight.
They're literally the primary school kids.
And they had this, I saw them as I drove past them originally.
They had the little paper sign saying prime for like three pound or whatever.
So I'm walking to Dug and I could hear them shouting over.
I thought I'm not entertaining them.
But the shoutings trying to see if I wanted to buy some of the prime.
No, I'm not going to talk to them anyway.
So it was just a ridiculous, I mean, it's still hard to find on the shelves these days, really.
I only brought some because when I was an elder, it was a special boys.
And I was just like, never seen these before.
So I picked up the red one and the green one, which I think is lemon and lime or just lemon.
Anyway, that was the best one, the green one.
But yeah, I just didn't know what the hype was about.
I just literally, when I had it, I was just like, yeah.
Yeah, it's just another drink.
Yeah. But again, that's down to the KSO and Logan Paul's just social media.
Not output really.
They've got that much of a fan base that they just sold the numbers.
I know KSO was on Good Morning Britain, whatever it is.
And he was like, he says, we thought we had enough.
We thought we'd made enough and shipped enough out to the shops, but it just wasn't enough.
There was a lot of TikTok accounts going around.
And as soon as there was a delivery, they'd post it on.
And then people were just driving for miles and miles to go to Lougham and Asda or wherever and just raiding the shops.
It literally was just chaos money.
A lot of rampage, just riots and everything just for a bog standard drink.
And I love the way that the rip off ones are around as well.
It's not the same coloured bottles and it's not fuel or something.
Yeah.
I haven't tried any of them.
Fucking hell.
Yeah, it just makes you laugh though.
You can't be in a good rip off, can you?
Yeah.
Like Alice Fitt, remember that for Red Bull?
Yeah. Some of them Red Bull rip off ones are horrendous.
It just tastes like petrol, doesn't it?
There you go, Inna.
Well, not really. I've never been wholly affected by caffeine to be fair.
I remember one time coming back from Worcester when we'd been on the beers.
Really?
I don't know who was driving but we'd stopped off at the petrol station.
I grabbed two of the cheap ones which were like 49p each.
I remember downing them and then literally fell asleep five minutes later in the car.
If I have one, I can't sleep. If I have one too that I can't sleep.
It doesn't affect me much. To be fair, it's mad because I went into the shop earlier and there were two Red Bulls.
I grabbed two of the tropical ones. It was like £2 for them.
I never have them. It was just because I saw them in my life that I was like, oh yeah, tropical flavour, sugar free,
three calories per tin as well. Fucking all the savings.
But now I only brought that up because obviously they're both there and they both had all the Prime.
I think Casuality's Prime Nicholas had all the beverages on there.
Yeah, it's one of the sponsors for the zone as well.
Which again, the sponsor Barcelona.
And Bayern Munich now as well.
Yeah, Bayern Munich now as well.
I think they're alright.
Fair play. As I say, just from going as kids, playing FIFA and whatever and that.
Just on a camera, reacting, fucking all that.
They've done well. Fair play to them.
I've got nothing bad to say about them on that side of things.
Obviously it's the gravy train we're all chasing after these days.
We all want some of that YouTube money.
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Twitter or X, whatever you want to call it these days.
It's at Ash and JD.
Why is he calling the X now?
I've not said anything like that.
I thought you were doing a lot of the forever or something.
Yeah, I was like, what did I do?
But why is he just?
I think because he started a new crypto, didn't he?
Because X.
Yeah, I think that's why he changed it to Xgon.
Give it to you.
Or D-Generation X.
Suck it.
That one's better, isn't it?
Yeah.
So yeah, going on from that lot now then.
So as you will be listening or watching to this, I shall be in Poland.
Really?
So I told you about the brother's stag doing the other week.
Yeshimesh, mate.
Kubusz.
That's for the Polish.
Honestly, Polish people know what I'm saying.
Yeshimesh.
Bravo.
No, honestly.
No, it's because you've done it and I just had to borrow it in my head there.
Yeshimesh, they're nice.
Some Kubusz out there.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just used the Kubusz translate or something.
What are you going to Poland for?
Rockclaw, is it?
Roadclaw?
So is it for any concentration camps?
Because something that I've always wanted to do.
Oh, I really couldn't tell you.
So if you have time, you should definitely check that out.
Yeah, sure.
Rockclaw is where the wedding is, I do believe.
It's where I've been checking the weather for anyway.
I've seen somewhere, I don't know if it's...
Obviously the beer and food is really cheap over there.
Yeah, so it leads me onto a nice little story that was actually.
So it's almost five times the exchange rate.
So essentially one pound of our money is almost five schlattys.
Do they not have euros?
No, it's not euros.
It's schlattys, I believe it's called.
I should know because as I'll tell you now.
I don't know why it's such an effort or it has been such an effort for me to exchange money.
So last week I went, because conveniently for me in my local ASDA,
there's one of the little money stations.
So I went there on Thursday or Friday and wanted to exchange 300 pound.
And I've got one of the ASDA travel money cards.
So I'd asked the lady if I could have 150 pound worth of the schlatty on the card.
And then the other 150 has the cash.
So that way if I go somewhere and they don't accept cash, I've got the card to pay.
And so the lady's had a quick look.
There was only 82 pounds worth of Polish schlatty there.
So she's had to order some for me.
So Monday I've gone there and this old man,
I think he's not long started working at the ASDA because I've only recently started seeing him hovering around.
I say hovering in the polotis way because he's sort of curved over.
He hasn't really got a hunchback, but he's just old, just leaning forward.
Just timid.
Yeah, he's got the timid frame.
He's in your way.
He probably would have been if he wasn't the other side of the screen.
So I've placed an order for some Polish schlatty.
And he's just whipped out his case.
He's pulled out an envelope with the money in it.
He's like, oh, hang on, what's the name for it?
And he's already got it in his hand.
So it must have just been me that asked for some anyway.
So the professionality just wasn't in the window in the first place.
So I gave him the name.
So he was 730 schlatty as the cash.
And I thought, right, so there's 300 pound.
I want half of it on the card, half as the cash.
And he's tippy tapping on his calculator on the computer.
And then he's like, if I do this, you'll lose 7p.
Yeah, because he has to, yeah.
Do you understand?
From what I thought was I'd lose 7p just because of them doing a transaction and whatever exchange.
But no, he must have had OCD.
So going off the 730 that he had as cash, he was trying to make it an even number to go onto the card.
So he's asking me this and that.
I'm like, mate, just type it in. I don't care if you have to take a difference off of the 300 pound cash towards the cash there and then offset it on the card.
I don't need it to be exact amounts.
I just want you to take my 300 pound and fucking do your job.
You've got 730 there.
Put the rest of it on the card.
Doesn't have to be an exact number.
So he's making a mess of it.
I've ended up having to pay an extra one pound 38 just so he could get 730 on the card as well.
I just don't see why it's such a fucking hassle.
I've got five people standing behind me.
Is it just not the case that it's 301 pound and 30 pence to get the 700 slow that you wanted?
Was that what the lady already done that, well, the previous Tom told you how much it's going to be?
No, so I didn't know exactly how much it was going to be.
It was just there was 730 on the cash.
And so all he had to do was whatever English sterling it was for that 730, just needed to take that off and then put the rest of the sterling onto the card as the title.
But he's trying to make it a brown number.
I didn't care if it was 724 and 58 cents, whatever the individual lot of pennies are.
I wasn't bothered about that, but he just wanted it to be a brown number.
So it was like 20 minutes of standing there and he just what he was trying to do, he couldn't get his words out.
I'm like, just type the number in on the computer.
It will give you the number that it has to be.
I don't know why you're making it awkward.
So yeah, I ended up an extra £1.38, which I didn't have any change on me.
So he's had a fiver off me and then give me change back.
I'm like, oh, God, it's so awkward.
People are looking at me. I'm like, it's not my fault.
It's him. I know you're after you euros or whatever, but it's not me. It's him.
Look, yeah, done that. Thanks, Pat. The wedding arrangement of well, I read the messages to you.
This is early on. He was laughing at it.
So it's like a Polish tradition where it's a three day wedding.
Three day. Yeah.
So do you go hard every day or do you filter up or filter down?
I'm going hard tomorrow at four o'clock in the morning when I get to the airport,
cooking breakfast and beers.
I think I'm a pillow as any kid.
That's it for the top show go.
Yeah. Married. Top show go.
So yeah, none of that these days.
But it's a bit of a surprise for me bro for a nut.
No one knows I'm going because it was a late drop out for me auntie not being able to go.
So yeah, I'll pay for the transfer and then I'm going then.
So it's going to be a surprise for the brothers and sisters that are getting the same flight tomorrow morning.
And then I won't see the brother that's getting married until Friday.
And yet he doesn't know I spoke to him last week.
So yeah, you know, make sure you have a good time and that, you know, best wishes for the day.
So yeah, it's going to be quite funny to see his expression.
I'm going to try and record it.
I mean, I suppose if I can, I might be able to put it on a video edit of episode 24.
To be fair, that's a bit of funny enough reaction.
I know what I've got in my head, but it might just be like, fucking hell, do you know what you're doing now?
Yeah.
I think it's going to be interesting to see her face.
He's missed his face because no doubt she slagged me off saying, I can't believe the brother's not coming.
Even though none of them come to my wedding.
Just because I'm going to sound like a bit of a, well I can't say that, but I am a can't say anybody so I don't care.
With my wedding, no kids were allowed.
Because the way I see a wedding is an adult party for adults to have fun.
So when kids are running around, you're not enjoying yourself to the maximum level.
You're not having the realest of time because you're looking after the kids.
Well yeah, and you know, everyone's different.
So obviously it was yours when your partner's died.
You used to, like that was your choice.
So just had to be that way, innit?
And when you've got kids, it's an excuse then to go home.
I remember saying to you on the board at your wedding, just an excuse, I've got to go back to the kids.
Yeah, and then I appreciate that.
But when you've got over 12 months to get a babysitter and you don't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This isn't a rant by the way.
It's already been discussed between them and that and me.
It wasn't an issue.
All weren't bothered.
It was their lives at the end of the day because it was a good day.
Good food.
Really good food.
Good beers.
Yeah, so I'm not looking forward to the kids entertainment section and all the kids running around.
But it's like, not my wedding.
How's your period going?
Because obviously you're losing polders.
Yeah, so because of the venue that had to pay for, I think it was something like 120 worth of meals and that.
But it's something stupid.
Like 40 odd people dropped out.
Yeah.
I'd say drop date.
It's just people couldn't go because obviously it's quite an upheaval and expense to get over to Poland for what is essentially three days of a wedding.
Because originally I wasn't going to go.
It's literally just because I dropped out.
And again, if my wife wasn't working at home for a couple of days, I wouldn't have been able to visit a dog.
I'm not going to put him in a kennel or get someone else to look after him because Sam's having a child really.
I'm not going to put the child in a foster home for a couple of days going on like that.
I'm not going to put the dog in a kennel for a couple of days.
Are they going on the honeymoon?
I don't know.
They'll be spending another week in Poland after the wedding.
That's why.
Obviously, I know when people get married, like in Soyprost, they have the honeymoon there as well.
I know some people actually have the wedding in Soyprost and then when they come back, they have like a little social club party there.
So anyone that couldn't make it can obviously make an overview of it.
Yeah, yeah. I believe he's doing something like that when he comes back.
But I know basically when he comes back, so overall he would have spent two weeks in Poland.
Then when he comes back, he's literally straight back to work.
So it will just be once he's recovered from his...
Well, it's only going to be Saturday because he's not going to be able to get up and carry on drinking on Sunday and Monday like the tradition states.
So he's going to really struggle.
He rang me a couple of days after he was stuck doing it and he was still feeling rough.
As I said, the lads that wanted me stuck do go.
Only a couple.
Yeah, as I say, it's quite expensive.
My younger brother, his missus and the two kids, that was over a thousand pounds for the floats.
Well, for four knots, three knots.
Three knots. So yeah, Thursday, Friday and Saturday knots.
So we've landed Thursday morning. And then you've got to spend money as well.
Yeah, yeah. So it is quite an expense.
But as long as they're both happy at the end of it, that's always a main thing.
So yeah, hopefully next episode I'll have some events, some funny stories to tell.
I don't know how it will translate of a Polish woman trying to deep throat her daughter on a video to her.
She might have to have some subtitles on it if she doesn't speak English.
I think I will just Google translate everything.
It's a bit like mainstream Wales really where they don't speak English.
They can, but they won't.
Yeah, yeah. Well, it should be an interesting and fun weekend.
When I did check the other day, it was meant to have been thunderstorms, probably Saturday and Sunday.
But it's changed now. It's just raining Saturday and Sunday.
But hopefully that doesn't ruin the wedding too much.
It's still going to be hot though, 30 degrees inch there.
So I've got my factor 50 ready.
Got to keep this ginger skin nice and white.
So yeah, that'll be an interesting few days for her.
Yeah, and hopefully some funny stories for the next episode.
So to round it off, we could just do a couple of little would you rather's then.
Right, now this starts wrong because this started on an episode that obviously, what happened?
Did the fall get corrupted all?
Yeah, the recording equipment's literally every time now.
We do a pre-check, a couple of mod checks just to make sure that the recording equipment works.
The camera, we had the video footage, but there was no audio with me.
Which I don't know what's happened with the camera pretty much since then as well.
Because a lot of the time I don't really need to use what we record for a microphone.
It sounds okay and not on the camera.
But we want that pristine, real sound coming.
Coming in your ears.
So this starts from the episode that obviously we couldn't pull out.
Which was two episodes actually.
It was two, yeah, because we went out.
So we don't want before we went out and then we came back and then we didn't.
Yeah, because it was episode 10.
I know we've already said it on a previous one.
But for all new listeners, thanks for listening and tuning in.
It was originally episode 10 which was the jubilee week.
No, jubilee, sorry, the coronation week.
That's the one, yeah.
For Sausage Fingers.
So we actually made an effort as well.
We had the flag on the background and some little handheld flags as well.
I was going to get a crown, but I didn't want to spend so much money on it all.
So that was the original episode 10 then.
The last episode 11 as well was a bit of a drunken...
It was kind of like a game show one, wasn't it?
It was kind of like gimmicky like that.
The question was, and we have to work around a few other episodes,
would you rather get pegged or get pissed on?
That was a more recent one.
The one that was on the last episode was the greener one.
Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The next one was would you rather have no hair at all or just be covered in hair?
Yeah, be as hairy as a gorilla.
That's it.
And you said...
I'd be hairer.
And I said I'd be bald.
Yeah, and you just weren't, weren't you?
You wouldn't accept why would you rather answer?
Well, this is why it's great because then going on, I said I would rather get pissed on
and JD said he'd rather get pegged, which is a bit gay.
But, you know, so that's who we are.
It's only gay if you push back though.
No, it's just, it's just so, it's real gay.
Real talk.
Right, I've got one for you.
Go on then, I'm ready.
Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?
See, looking in 150 years, I don't know what that's going to achieve because, you know,
let's just say you've seen a flying car or something.
What are you going to benefit from that?
Because it's not like you'll be able to really get the technology from it.
Yeah.
And use it now.
Plus, we wouldn't understand it.
I barely understand how to use this fucking equipment really.
So, I suppose it just has to be 10 minutes because at least then...
Yeah, 10 minutes because the way you'd be able to utilise that would be watching a football
bang on a bet.
Yeah.
So, it's about to score, stick a hundred quid on and, you know, if you go into a casino,
you know what number's going to come up on the roulette machine and stuff.
Yeah, it's an easy lie.
That's the, well, that's the only answer for me.
10 minutes into the future.
It wouldn't work for the lottery because you have to get your ticket and now, look,
and now before it's drawn, it's caught off.
You could go to the casino and do that stuff.
Yeah, casinos and that, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, 10 minutes.
Noise-bedding on the football.
Yeah.
Horse racing and that as well.
Essentially, any instant gambling into the way forward for that, then.
Yeah.
No, I thought that was an interesting one.
But yeah, no, I'd agree with that one.
10 minutes.
Yeah.
Just for that reason alone, mate.
Yeah.
So, I've got one here for you then.
Go on then.
Would you rather brush your teeth with clean toilet water from your own toilets or drop
your phone in a pot of water?
So, portable toilets.
I'd rather brush my teeth.
So.
Or a toilet spartly, mate.
I know it'd be the toilet water for me as well because one of my pet peeves is not having
a clean toilet.
Don't get me wrong, I don't scrub it every day, but one of the worst things is when I
go into a customer's house and that and they've not got the toilet brush out and a bit of
bleach and cleaned it.
There was a job the other week.
Oh my gosh.
Literally.
The downstairs toilet, the guest toilets, there was just scotters all over the place
and it's not, and that's not from us, by the way.
Because it's just horrendous.
When our kid goes to the toilet, you always know when he's going for a dump because he
not bleaches the toilet and everything.
I think he does it to dry the stench, but it never works.
But yeah, I just don't see, it's lazy, it's ignorant.
And you wouldn't do it in your own house, would you?
Yeah, so why you think it's acceptable for strangers essentially to come in and see the
shitty toilets?
Horrendous.
So yeah, I'm always cleaning them on, making sure.
When I'm having a full, deep clean of the whole bathroom, don't bother with my raguels
because I'm going to wash my hands anyway.
I'll get my hands with a scourer or a sponge or whatever and I'll get around the new bed
and everything, give it a good proper fucking clean.
Yes, we're in agreement with that one.
Toilet water.
Did they ever tell you there's someone's shit on the floor at work?
Oh God.
I don't think you did.
No, obviously we do talk about shit a lot, don't we?
Real shit.
But yeah, no.
Same again, going to work one morning, Gaffer calls us.
He went, did you use the toilet last night?
I was like, yeah, yeah.
And he was like, what did you do that then?
I was like, what did you bring?
He said, you should have found the floor.
I was like, no, no, I'll look.
I said, no, it wasn't, I thought that I just obviously had to took a piss.
But I know it was the last one in there, that bag, so I locked it up.
So anyway, the next day I've come in, there's shit on the floor.
Same with Aysen or what?
No, no, no.
So when I went into work, the Gaffer's called and said, did you go to the toilet last night?
I said, yeah.
And he started having a go at me thinking it was me.
And I was like, I only had a piss, what have I done?
And he was like, someone's shit on the floor.
It must have happened in the time of opening up in the morning and me coming in.
Yeah.
And yeah, mate, I had a look in there and he was literally, it went by the shit.
The toilet seat wasn't even down, so it was up.
And then there was some shit on the rim, not on the seat.
And then on the floor.
Like, who does that?
And then not pick it up.
Yeah.
I mean, that's embarrassment, shame.
And I'm guessing...
Just don't do it.
Yeah, there must have been still half cut from the knob before or something to not even attempt to do any cleaning.
Absolutely shocking.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Some people can do it because I know with one of our mates, I don't know if he quits or got sacked from kicking off.
But it's like he'd go into the bathroom at work and there'd be shit all over the walls and all over the toilet itself.
And I just don't know how some of these people can do it.
I get it with different cultures.
You come from a different country and you're not used to having civilized toilet systems.
But surely you think this is amazing.
It's not what I can use now to get rid of these stuff out of me.
And you just use it.
Have you seen those ones in Japan where it shoots water up your bum?
Yeah, a little cheeky guy.
Yeah, but it's proper high tech.
So it's like it don't just shoot water.
I'm sure it cleans, it steams and everything.
Yeah, they've got all sorts of different ones.
So it don't smell and everything.
I'd love to try one of them.
I'd love to go to Japan actually.
I think we spoke about that.
I think we did, yeah.
There is, I think it's called Toshi,
where it's a little attachment that goes onto the toilet.
And it's a little home bidet.
They're not that expensive to be fair.
I'm sure there's discount codes or something.
But the last I saw, they were like a hundred pound.
No, it's really bad.
No, and apparently you can do it yourself.
I don't know what I'd be able to do it myself anyway.
So off from that shit talk again.
Right, so number one, Ash.
So would you rather be a genius and know everything?
Already have.
Or be amazing at any activity you tried?
Now I know which one I'd rather be.
I suppose be amazing at any activity.
Yes, aye.
Because again, I know I've not played football for a long time.
Still got the skills as a goalkeeper.
I'll get onto that in a sec.
But yeah, I suppose that literally does go onto anything.
Look, yeah, I want to draw this picture.
Chess, football.
Yeah, you just go, never done anything before.
I just haven't got.
I'm pretty much there on the graph level anyway.
But yeah, I've still got the techies when it comes to being a top class goalkeeper.
Wow.
So there was one incident the other week.
You know what it's like when you get home on a Friday, you've picked up some bebs on the way home.
And they've not come out of the fridge at room temperature.
So you put one in the freezer, get it nice and cold.
And I would open the door and the can slid out and I caught it before it hit the floor.
And the wife was standing behind me and she's looked at me and I was like, still got it.
And then it was another one the other day.
As I was doing a bit of plasterboarding or whatever, I turned around and the six foot spirit level
has started to slide and was going to hit the other lad on the head.
But I've already started to move and I've turned around awkwardly, caught it.
And it was about six inches from hitting him on the head.
Just still got the catwalk reflexes.
We're talking about graph and measured up spirit levels.
I put some pictures of my banger.
Honestly, you'd be proud, mate.
Use your little Phillips head screwdriver as well.
Yeah, mate, that's a lot.
I did have sticks.
I did for some suncars but not for that.
Another sticky thing you put on the back.
Yeah, mate, honestly, banger.
Not a miller.
Good. I'll get my level out next time.
Would you rather get a face tattoo of something you choose or a tattoo in a discreet area
but someone else chooses it randomly?
Discreet one.
I think anything there...
I suppose you could get a little tear there.
Yeah, I mean, if I was willing to shave the beard,
I could get something on the jawline and then shave the beard back out again.
It wouldn't be too much of a stretch for me because I'd still have the neck tattoo.
But I wouldn't want anything on the face.
Because of the beard, I haven't got much free skin on the face, really.
You'd just rather get out the way.
Let's all choose a pea dummy, arse cheek or whatever.
You're saying, don't you?
Discreet tattoo it is there.
Yeah, so I'm here for me.
Sorry, I've just lost my...
I did see a good one and it was,
would you rather have the ability to read minds
or the ability to move objects with your mind?
So, I wouldn't want to...
Well, so is it read minds or hear everyone's thoughts?
Am I choosing when I get to read minds
or am I just constantly getting everyone's thoughts?
Do where you can literally, you get to...
Yeah, if I'm choosing...
You can just go into like, walk past him, see what he's saying.
You can then kick that off.
Yeah, so if it's that, if I'm choosing to read them, then yeah, I'd have that.
Because as cool as it would be to be able to, you know,
Matilda would have written, start moving a glass of water and shit.
Yeah, I think it'd just be...
It's always out of money.
Matilda was so overrated.
I fucking shit made it.
Yeah, I didn't really enjoy it too much.
Again, there's a lot of them that I didn't like.
Harry Potter and that, fucking dead.
Lord of the Rings, dead.
I watched Lord of the Rings.
I watched any of them.
I remember the first Harry Potter when we was in primary school.
They'd put it on, because we used to all of the days
that the TV would get wilding.
I remember the best days.
TVs used to be like a semi-detached house
and you couldn't pick it up and move it around easily.
You'd be on a big trolley and get wilding into the classroom.
I remember, it was like bittersweet, TV coming.
I was like, fuck yeah.
As you know, as you are, when you're 10, 11,
and bring the TV, Romeo and Juliet, oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, well, most of the time I never paid attention to the films, really.
But I just remember that Harry Potter being put on
and I just went to sleep.
I watched Lord of the Rings for five minutes a week
and I thought, yeah, that kid probably deserves
to be locked under the stairs and just went to sleep.
Also, Harry Potter, have you watched any more of them?
No.
Your man's rich, basically.
His mum and dad were rich, left him fucking shitloads of coins in the bank.
Why don't you saw his mate, Ronner?
Ron's got holes in his clothes.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
I get it, yeah, if his mate's fucking a piss tramp and I don't know.
Well, Ron's family needs to be poor.
You've got loads of money and you live with them.
Yeah, I don't know, I would.
How can you be poor if you've got magic as well?
I know, you can be giving tricks on the street,
but not any busking and shit.
Yeah, and just like...
Pen and teller.
On one of the scenes, they go in a little tent,
it's like a big tent, so just do that, it's your house.
What, like the tardies?
Tardies?
Yeah, something like that, yeah.
The fucking blue phone box anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dr.
Real nerds, mate.
All the nerds.
All the knowledge, all the scientific shit.
Yeah, no, I was just watching, I was just thinking about that.
Also, you ever watch Braveheart?
Yeah.
Never watched it?
Not for a long time.
So like, I've been told I don't watch man films,
so I watched the first one.
Yeah, well that's gay, I think.
Mate, really gay?
To be fair, I do enjoy the film.
I've not seen the second one, Maverick, yet.
Also, who wears jeans on a bitch?
Who wears, oh, oh my God, who wears jeans in a gym?
Weird people out there, mate.
Yeah, it was just a part of those times though, Ernie.
Well, jeans on a bitch is part of...
You're saying that was a thing?
For Americans back in the 70s or 80s or whatever.
Do you remember, so I can't remember any other movie where I've seen jeans on a bitch.
I've seen it, I was like, mate, are you playing volleyball?
Yeah, it's, I don't know, it's...
You just, like the ripped jeans and all that, like the ripped shorts.
Wouldn't you rather just whack your jeans off like that British me girl boxes?
Or would have just been wearing just swim shorts or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's a normal thing to do.
But what I'm saying is if you rocked up and all the other lads are playing volleyball in jeans,
oh fuck me, I'll be higher.
Rock these jeans off, play my boxes.
I don't know, maybe there was Fanta Ballet Boys or something.
Denny.
But yeah, I've not watched the second one.
Also, they don't make man films now, do they?
That's what I'm trying to think of.
What man film should I recommend for you then?
If you've got any at home, man films, you know, real men films,
like, you know, Real Men Crisps, McCoys, Yorkie Bars.
Yeah.
Rocky.
No, I watch your Rocky.
I know you watch, that's what you're classed as a man film.
So I think Neil said, well, my mate had to watch Predator
because there's a scene where, is it Arnold Schwarzenegger's in the first one?
Yeah, yeah.
And he goes up to that geezer and he goes, he played Apollo in Rocky.
Yeah.
And was like, something you son of a bitch.
And then they both do that.
Oh, that's what we think, Rambo.
Never watched Rambo.
He said, you haven't watched Rambo?
That just kills people.
Fucks girls.
Yeah, because I think Rambo 5, he was just ridiculous at one point
because he's literally like...
Yeah.
He's there with a big galact guy and there's hundreds of these fucking foreign soldiers
running towards him and he's just like...
You just see blood flying everywhere.
It's always funny.
So is it, wait a minute, he's been left in the jungle alone five times by accident or on purpose?
No, no.
Spoilers alert for anyone that hasn't watched the more recent ones.
The last one that I saw, it was like, because essentially he's retired,
he's got his own farm and whatever.
And I think someone got kidnapped, I don't know, say it's his goddaughter or something like that.
I'd had a few drinks when I watched it.
So then, yeah, it ends up raging war against them.
And then digs a load of trenches himself by hand, plants bombs.
They come to kill him at his own place.
He ends up fucking them up.
Yeah, definitely manly films.
Is John Wick a manly film?
I've never watched one of them.
John Wick.
Is there any movies that have carnal roots?
I've not seen them.
I don't know.
Tay Karnadai man films, I've watched them.
Again...
I should watch them actually.
No, because I see that the one that we're going down, the Perflot, man films.
We should do one of these.
Do a, obviously, leave this for now.
What, another top three?
Well, not top three man films, but what we define as man films.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, I was pretty much going to say what I thought.
I'm going to go on.
Yeah, it's sort of just old school, I think.
So as we've already said, it's a lot of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Because again, you could probably say The Terminator is more of a man film.
I've never watched one of them as well.
The first couple are OK.
I've not seen any of the later ones with Kristen Barlin and that.
John Claude Van Dam films.
Yeah, my dad just...
Kickboxer.
Lethal Weapon is our man film.
Lethal Weapon, Mel Gibson, yeah, Geyser.
Again, Breitbart.
They just don't do them anymore, do they?
They don't, they really don't.
You heard about this Snowboy thing?
Yeah.
The actress just being like, she's playing Snowboy,
but then being anti-Snowboy in terms of...
Yeah.
No, just legit...
Legit just being anti everything about the movie.
Yeah, and then...
Like the Richard Mena.
The...
What the fuck?
There they...
The shorter people are kicking off about it because it's not on the seven dwarves anymore, is it?
It's just going to be seven normal-sized people.
Yeah.
Why can't it be dwarves though?
Because of the woke society that we live in.
I don't get why not.
It's just stupid fucking...
It is, it's just being too politically correct.
It's called Snow White.
And the Seven Dwarves, yeah.
Okay.
I take it it's got to be called Snow White than anything.
I imagine so, yeah.
Disney fucked it up at the moment, didn't they?
Well, it's not, did you see it the other week
when the trailer dropped for the new Willy Wonka film?
No, I didn't.
So obviously you know of the Oompa Loompas.
Originally were played by dwarves.
So with the new one it's Hugh Grant as the Oompa Loompa bat.
So obviously Hugh Grant is a normal-sized person.
Right.
And they've seed-jawed him down to a little orange man.
And people kicking off about that, it's a shit really.
Yeah, that, that, that, yeah.
What the fuck's going on?
I don't know.
Again, I know we've said it before on one of the podcasts
with Brendan Fraser, the film The Whale.
Again, I've not seen it.
No, I haven't seen it.
You know, people moaning about that.
Why can't you get a morbidly obese person to play this fucking character?
It gets too much sometimes.
Who gives a shit really?
But I get it with the dwarves kicking off
for not having the dwarves in the film.
But there was, I can't think of what the film was now, but,
your man from Hot Fuzz, Sir Knox Holman Begg, the other one, Nick Rost.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Him and a couple other people.
Again, normal-sized people.
They have a seed-jawed to look like dwarves essentially for whatever that.
It was like a fairy tale style film.
And a lot of people moaned about that.
If you can't get all the actors that you need for it.
Look, essentially there's controversy, because they've got moaned at
for normal-sized people being portrayed as dwarves.
And then if it was dwarves, they'd get moaned at for making them look stupid or something.
So there's just no win situation out of it really, is there?
Because I heard there might be a recasting.
I don't know if it's true or just, or...
What? No what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Because what she said, they already know it's going to flop, like The Little Mermaid,
and obviously Eternals, they had one on a remake,
but the latest one with that was called Eternals, which flopped as well.
I don't even know what it was.
Apparently they're going to do, is it Rapunzel?
There is Rapunzel.
Yeah, they're going to do a live one of that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why did they keep doing the same story and change it? Why doesn't it do a new story?
Well, it was like when they did the live action version of fucking The Lion King as well, I mean.
So...
No, that one was true though. That one sticked to the animation.
Yeah, it was the same film, but they don't need to keep remaking it.
Yeah, so if they keep remaking them and they're changing what Maya did,
that movie, just do a different movie.
Well, even touching back to Willy Wonka, look, this is the third iteration of Willy Wonka then.
Johnny Depp done one.
Yeah, Johnny Depp done one.
I didn't see him that long ago.
You know what, I bet that was fucking...
I've never watched it.
...15, 16 years ago or something like that.
Yeah, I don't get it. How many times can you retell the same story?
Yeah.
So, a bit like how many times can you rant about it, Sam Smith as well?
Real.
I mean, a lot to be fair.
You know, he's been quiet though, hasn't he?
He has. He's obviously listened to us and, well, listened to me.
He's probably took a look in the mirror and thought, I need to tell myself how bad I've been a dickhead.
Which hopefully he does.
Well, I think on that insults, we shall pull that apart. A bit longer than normal.
But yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you still are. Obviously, they still are. They love us.
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David don't listen no more.
I don't know. He's probably locked out. Is there email address or something?
I can't see us losing David.
Guys, hopefully you've not emailed him because you, you know, get balls deep all the time.
I don't know what the tone would be for a woman really. You know, obviously for men it's like balls deep and everything.
Would it be fudge? Oh, that's a good one.
Fulfilled, let's just say. Hopefully you're fulfilled.
Fudge fulfilled.
Yeah, full of that cream.
That cream? No?
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