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Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts

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Ash and JD. So, I thought I'd start off with something that's just annoyed me. The weather's

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not too good outside. I know the other week we moaned about it was too hot, but it's not

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too cold or anything, it's just raining. And I don't care about the rain, it doesn't bother

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me. What bothers me is how everyone forgets how to drive in the rain and the snow. I'm

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not discriminating against the rain, you know, it happens with the snow as well. But literally,

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fair enough, there's a lot of surface water on the motorway. So, I understand not everyone

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wants to go at 70, but if you're not going to go at 70, why not be in the left lanes

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like you're supposed to be? I literally spent at least two minutes in lane one, so as you

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know, the M6, four lanes for the majority of you. So, I'm in lane one and undertook

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countless cars because they were in two, three and four, doing at lot 50 to 60. And I'm at

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70 in lane one. No one, like I'm looking in the mirror, no one's pulling into the lane

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behind me afterwards thinking, oh yeah, I should be in the left lane. But why are they

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doing it? They're just fucking morons. It really does annoy me. These people have a

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license and don't know what to do. They just shouldn't be on the road.

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The worst when it's not raining and they're still doing that.

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Yeah, you know, obviously these fucking space cadets are doing that on a regular. They're

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just middle lane hoggers and I continuously see these signs over it saying, always keep

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to the left when not overtaking. And you see people just ignoring it as well. Just completely

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oblivious. And then as I've got off the motorway, this donor has fucking come from the road

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lane to carry on on the M6 all the way across to get off at the junction. So he's put in

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front of me. Yeah, he put his indicator on, but he done it late so he's over the boy lines.

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And then as I'm going around and around about, he's dawdling. So I've overtook him, but I've

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got in the lane still to go for my exit. And as I've looked, he's on his phone. So he's

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on a holder, he's tapping away on it. And he knew that I saw him. So I slowed down because

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I was going to give him a roll round and he's quickly put his hand down. He's not touching

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his phone now. So I'll just give him a quick flag, like one cap and I pulled off. And so

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he must have been readjusting his sat nav on his phone because even though he's in the

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left lane, he's decided to do a full U-turn on the roundabout then as well. I know sometimes

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we'll take the wrong exit or whatever, but you know, it's not hard to just follow, especially

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if it wasn't a hard junction to be at. You know, you're on a motorway, it's not telling

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to go off, stay on the motorway. If you've got off and you're confused, it will tell

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you to go straight back on immediately. People are just idiots. Warm me up. Really grown

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as more gears. So I kept eating soil for a little bit because obviously I've been here

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for a little while doing more graft in this house of yours.

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Yeah. But no, just going back, it is annoying on the motorway when people just doesn't,

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well, don't pull over when you're behind it. It just, and there's the room, you don't

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know on the take up and it's like, you don't want to, but you have to sometimes. And as

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I said, it's the worst when it's not raining. So I remember, I can't remember where, wherever

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he's going and two cars. So slow line, middle line doing 60, none of them's moving ahead.

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I was literally just, yeah. And it's just sort of, what he's doing.

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So the missus calls it lorry wars when they're trying to overtake each other. Oh yeah. Because

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once the hit lock a bit of an incline, one will go faster than the other, but then they

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get back onto a level surface and they're both doing the exact same speed. And neither

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of them will just look either step back to go back in front of each other or whatever.

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They just stay at the same speed. And the M 42 when he, once you get, I don't know what

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the junction number is, but when it goes down to two lanes, when you're heading up to Tamworth

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and that anyway, that's one of the worst motorways. I don't know why it's so class as a motorway,

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but yeah, it's two lanes and they're always overtaking each other. And again, there's

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signs at certain parts aside, no overtaking for lorries and yet they still do it. And

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my brother's one of these dickheads, he actually does it and he's openly admitted. He barely

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even looks in his mirror. He just whacks on the indicator app and if he's got enough room,

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he pulls out. Obviously meaning the driver in the right lane has to slam on the brakes.

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He doesn't care, he's a lorry wanker. So it's just really is a nuisance. So I've just had the van

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fixed injector problem, whatever it was. So I had no power essentially struggling to get to like 55,

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60. So I was staying in the left lane all the time and I'd still be undertaking people.

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I just don't get, if your car can go up to the speed, I'll get it. If you're trying to

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conserve fuel on a long trip, but most of these people aren't, they're doing the same 10 mile

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trip on the motorway every day. So they don't need to conserve the fuel. If you can do 70 comfortably,

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do it. Or at least 65 and just stay in the left. Read the road properly, understand when you're

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about to overtake and it's fine. I always feel if you can't do 64 or 70 on the motorway, you

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should maybe not just go on the motorway and just take the I-roads and just avoid motorways

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altogether. Cause you probably be there at about the same time, how slow you go in. Yeah. Cause

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it's, especially when there's less to do on the motorway, look, all you gotta do is just keep at

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your speed and just make sure you're not going to hit into someone as you're overtaking, changing

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lanes and just pay attention to the other cars. Oh, a day about to hit on the brakes, or better

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be active in case this happens. No, it's not hard. No, it's not. And no, when I drive on the motorway

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and I can see it's like whatever motorway I'm on, I can see it's pretty empty. I just whack on cruise

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control. So much more is now out. Just, just that's it. And it's left line, takeover, cut back in.

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If I need to go into the fast line, do it, cut back in. Yeah. It's really not hard. I do find it a bit

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more easy to switch off when it is in cruise control though. Cause you, you find that you're not

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paying as much attention because you're not touching the pedals for any reason. Oh, not that I drove

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the worst car often, but cause that's got the cruise control and I'll do it. I'll whack on cruise,

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I'll stick it on. And then because you, when I'm driving motorway, I'm always paying attention to

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what speed I'm doing as well as looking at everything else. So you're a bit more aware

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of the cruise control. The amount of times you just, you literally do just so now and then you're like,

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oh shit, I'm here now. No, cause yeah, I think it's cause all you have to do is really just focus on

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what's, you know, just the current front end, just if you need to just indicate, there's nothing more

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to it than that. It makes it too easy. And you think of all these Teslas and that, no, where they

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literally are self driving. So all you can do is just sit there, put your destination in, press go

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and it goes. It's mental. So it's, and they actually work on the UK motorway. Oh, I don't know,

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to be honest. Cause I know I've seen videos obviously in the US, Hololays. I haven't really

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seen no one cause I assume you still could have your hands on the wheel. Well, I think it has a

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function. You have to touch the wheel log every four seconds or so. So it knows it like you've

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not fallen asleep. So literally you can just, yeah, just hold the steering wheel and then it still does

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its job. Um, but I've always, I don't know too much, you know, we're reaching off the, one of those

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top cars. What's the top Alex anywhere? Also, if I could afford a Tesla range car, I don't think

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I'd get a Tesla. But you would get one. No, I would have. No, they're just not, I don't think

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they're pretty looking. They look all right. It's just that they're not efficient enough as what

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they should be because I know the price for charging the car, it's thought 70 odd pound,

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but like three hours of charging at the services. Well, at a fast charge. Yeah. I know. And it's

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thought you're paying that to get 400 miles out of a petrol or a diesel car anyway. So it's,

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it's not efficient enough. Yeah. It's not for me, man. It's yeah. Hopefully it does get better.

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I know what and also, sorry, it's a quick, you're there, man. They're more bad for the environment

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because the, the, the, and now I'm on a bad lot for the batteries or the stuff to have to dig.

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And it's big badly. Yeah. So you're going to put all these batteries that's bad for the environment

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into a car. Yeah. Put these, all these cars onto a diesel, Lorry and puts them onto a ship that will

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put some onto a plane. Yeah. It's just like, it's a massive carbon footprint. Yeah. It's just, just,

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yeah. And I love it when you see one that's broken down and then they're using the diesel generator

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or a diesel vehicle to recharge it back up on the side of the road. So you just defeated the whole

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object. But the amount of these electric cars that I do see that are broke down just because

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it's like a computer error essentially, the hazards of flashing all the lights are flashing

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like they're an ambulance or a police car. And you just see the owners just standing next to them.

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I don't know what's going on. And I love it. I've done it a few times. You drive past and you're

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like, can't park there, mate. And you know, it's going to be an expensive fit. Yeah. You just know

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it like anything like that. It's not just a matter of just like plugging it in, getting the diagnostics

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and all. It's boring. It's everything. It's reprogramming and whatever. It's just, god.

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That's why I'm happy with my van. You know, I would be happy with, well, I'd be more happy with it if

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I had electric windows, but it's the price you pay for security. I don't know. It's all Fort Knox.

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I was saying the other day, it was, it's, because I've got, even though it's a small van, I just have

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everything in there. Well, it's, it's not Mary Poppins bag. Just running out everything. So I need that.

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Yeah. I've got one out. Just move things around. There you go. That's it. Got it. All the graft in the bag.

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The graph mobile. You know. It's just. The graph mobile. I know they used to call one the old

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vans out there, man. But I never really got that one. I don't, I'm not one of the people that gives

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their car or van a name. No, it's a bit strange. Yeah. My dad's, he's always give these, well,

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I don't know if he's done it, the van he's got at the moment, but he used to call these vans,

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well, after, you know, your players. So he's had gigs, scores, Beckman, all that. I don't know.

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It's a bit sad. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously I appreciate them as footballing legends, but yeah, to,

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to name your vehicle after them. Yeah. It was a bit strange, but he's never been the 40th

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anyway, as I have, Frank. Yeah. Never been good at moving houses, ever, has he? No. Can't move that

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furniture or anything. Can't pivot. That's it. So I know we took a bit of tangent from the quick

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little rant that I had. Keeps the time moving. Keeps you entertained at home. No. And I'm sure

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people have gone through the same experiences. Oh, they definitely would have. You know, if you've

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got any driving pet peeves or anything that just winds you up really, you know, do send us an email,

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realtalkingpod.gmail.com or tweet us at Ash and Jay D. Or even leave a comment on the YouTube

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videos, real talking pods, you know, anything you want to have a moment about, we'll happily

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talk about it and give our opinions on it as well. So we're moving on from that now then.

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We haven't done it for a little while, so I thought I'd bring up some of the fest holes.

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We'll see. Well, obviously I've read them. We'll see your opinion on it. Yeah. It's the fake. Some

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of them, you just seem like obviously fake, but then it's like, is it that fake where it's real?

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Do you know what I mean? Like it just no. Yeah. So, uh, first one I've got for us is I used to be a

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pizza delivery driver and every time someone ordered a two litre fizzy drink, I shook it loads

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just before I left my car. Buy your Fanta from Tesco like a normal person. I think that's true.

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I think it's true, but what a nubbish thing to do. Yeah. It's just unnecessary. Yeah. Just absolutely

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no need. Why is he hard? You're a delivery driver. You're getting paid to deliver the goods,

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like pizza, whatever. And having a bottle of puff is just part and parcel. You get a meal deal.

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Yeah. Why are you going to go to Tesco to get a drink? Yeah. And then order a pizza. You're not

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going to do that. Especially as a sailor, you get these meal deals where you get a personal

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size pizza and fries and a bottle of puff. So what's the issue with it? You're doing it

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because you incentivise to buy that meal deal that comes with the bottle of puff. So just a nub.

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Absolutely no reason, no need for it. So number one, when my husband is not around, one of our

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cats sniffs his empty glass of water. Sometimes he sticks his face in and licks the glass.

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I never say anything to my husband. So again. I don't think there's nothing wrong with that.

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Yeah. Well, one, it's a bit of a fucking nub thing for the wife to be doing. If you cat sniffing the

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glass and licking it and that, just get the glass and swap it for another one, clean the glass.

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And also I'm thinking, why is the husband using the same glass day in, day out without cleaning it?

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And I was going to say on that basis then, surely the cat might do it when her glass is left.

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The same thing. Yeah, the husband doesn't say anything. Yeah, then he doesn't say anything.

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Yeah, so they're just both knobs to each other. So if that's the case,

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they shouldn't be married really, should they? Or the perfect one in here.

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They could be perfect for each other, but it's just, oh, I just don't get why the same glass

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is just being left out. Cause I'm not going to use the same glass constantly for the same drink.

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You know, I'm rotating my cups for all the cups of tea and coffee that I have.

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Like if I'm at home and I'm drinking tea all day, I'm not going to keep changing a cup every time,

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but I'm not going to use that same cup for like seven days in a row. It's going to go in the

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dishwasher or if it's one of me wash cups that can't go in the dishwasher, it just gets hand

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washed. What I'm just trying to do. So yeah, that one done my head a little bit. I thought I'd just

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get that one out there. So another one, if there are three empty urinals, I will purposely use the

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middle one simply to make the choice more difficult for newcomers that come in today.

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Well, I don't know how I feel about that. So because there's right, there's urinal ethics.

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Yeah. You go straight to the end one. Yeah. And then that way if someone else comes in,

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you miss the middle one, then he should go to the other end. Yeah. That's just life.

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Yeah. You've got to leave the gap because even if you walk into a toilet, there's three urinals and

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there's man on the left, man on the right and the middle one's empty. Yeah. You wait, unless

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you're completely desperate, you can't hold it in. You wait for one of them to be free or go into

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a cubicle. So again, that's just another no-hair. There's just no need for it.

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It is ignorant. I don't know if he's trying to think that he's got a massive slung and he wants

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people to see or something. That's why he does it. Just no need for it. But no, I mean, well,

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I would say no one looks, but I've known people. Again, yeah, there's someone from our group that

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used to perps who do it the amount of times he'd be one of them. Yeah. And I've just seen him

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trying to look over and I'm like, fuck off. What are you being a perp for? He was a strange

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cunt anyway. I'm sure you know which person I'm on about. Not the listeners at home actually.

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I think there's a bit of a thing with these ones to be honest. I didn't pay too much attention as

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I said though. So lockdown 2020, a neighbour was having a 50 strong garden party. I didn't hesitate

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to call the police. Within 30 minutes they arrived and shut you down, escorted everyone out and

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subsequently found the owner. Life affirming moment for me. Again, what a knob thing to do.

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I mean, some people took it way serious. Some people just took it not serious at all. So I think

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just two neighbours on each ends. Yeah. I imagine that they don't get on anyway. I suppose it's how

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you found it. Yeah. If someone's having a party during the day and that, yeah, there was the

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restrictions. He was always meant to stay in a bubble of five and all that bollocks. But

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if it's in the middle of the day, let them be. Let them have the little party or it's not

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harm. They all get sick and die. That's on them. But if he went on to like 10, 11 o'clock at night

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and that then yeah, fair enough. Have a little moment. But put a mask on, go knock the door,

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say come on, you're taking a piece of it now. I'm reading in between the lines and he's just jealous

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of that person. Jealous that he didn't get him foiled. Might be that. Yeah. You know what I'm

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saying? Might have been seeing at home. I'd say six wanks. Couldn't get any more out. And yeah,

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it was just real sad that he's got no friends. Can't even have four people around. So have a

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little party or anything. Neighbours got birthday on the go. Yeah. He won one of them. Yeah.

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Probably racist or something as well, you know. Logs being paid.

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Get pissed off.

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So another one here. Had the father-in-law over helping with a bit of groundwork. He has a

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distinctive mole just at the top of his butt crack. The wife keeps asking, why are we gone off?

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Doggy style. Why do you keep looking like that much to pull him off? Yeah. So I'll get that the

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facts. Look, your man's there, he's working away and then the ass cracks popping out because it

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happens when you're grafting away. Cheeks just like to say hello sometimes. But I don't get why

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your man is thinking about his father-in-law's fucking ass while he's trying to have sex.

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So that's his personal problem there. He shouldn't. Look, is his wife a similar shape

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to be when she's bent over and he's trying to give her a good scene? Unless she's got a mole as well.

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You should have put more detail on there, shouldn't there? Because I mean,

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out of context, you shouldn't really make. Yeah. Because if you are doing that and there isn't a

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mole there, it shouldn't pop in your head, ah, father-in-law's got a mole in his ass.

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This is putting me off. So he's got some personal issues. Yeah. He has got some. He needs to

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man up a bit as well to be honest. If your wife wants you from behind, give me that.

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Slipper fingering. Yeah. I mean, it's not pegging for women, is it? It's just anal.

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Again, this isn't me. This is a fess hole. Well, girlfriend always, lately, finishes herself off

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after sex. Used to think it was hot as fuck, but now, a year later, I just feel sexually

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inadequate. Right. I think you should do. I mean, it might just be one of them where she loves to

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finish off that way anyway. Well, if he's not doing the job and she's having to do it herself,

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he's not good enough, is he? Seems that way, mate. You don't have many comments on this. I

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feel like this might be your confession now. No. Because obviously, it goes back to kinks and that.

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So her kink at the end might be to finish yourself off. Yeah. But obviously, because he's broadened

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up, it seems like it's a him problem. Yeah. But I'm about, just in general speaking, it might just

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be a thing for her. But being that he's feeling that way, it must not be, I suppose. Yeah. I'll

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get it that women, they're all different. It takes some different ways to get off. Not everyone

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can get off through penetration. It has to be like stimulation through other ways and whatever.

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But surely he should be thinking, I'll give you a hand. Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah. Or at least.

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But you're only doing it before. Yeah. He's happy finishing and then letting her finish

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herself off. Yeah. So why don't you just do the other way around? Yeah. So you go on him side.

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Yeah. He should be getting her off first. So she finishes herself. So then that way he's not going

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to feel inadequate. Yeah. No, just to look nice. This is a little lesson for the male listeners out

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there. Well, all the females. From the top sugar. Yeah. Top sugar's a boss. Look, it's not a race.

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It's not a race that you want to come first in. Literally. You want to finish second or if there's

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a group, finish last essentially. You're having the most fun while coming last. Literally.

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But what if you just want to get yours? Yeah, but that's selfish then though, isn't it?

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Yeah. Yeah. You're still going to get yours at the end. You've got to make sure everyone in

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this situation is happy. Why? Again, you haven't got enough comments here. I'm not the self-reclined

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top sugar. All I'm saying is you should just do it the other way around then. Yeah. And then that

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way there'd be none of that. Yeah. But it was then maybe she can watch him loudly masturbate and come

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all over himself or something. Whatever he's into. Make her feel sexually inadequate then. Yeah.

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If you're out there listening and that was your first hole, give us more advice. Not advice,

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sorry. Give us a bit more information. We want to know why you're so insecure about it and why

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can't you? Pleasure you later. It's a bit of a shame really. I've got the tips for you, mate.

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I love you, hey. Don't worry about that, kid. So another one here. I'm a heterosexual woman.

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Use Twitter to watch porn. I find lesbian porn more erotic purely for the more female-centric

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pleasure and literal stimulation is best for my orgasm. I think this was his missus.

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My phone has branded me, my phone though has branded me as a lesbian and I'm getting targeted

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as a lesbian. So there's a couple of things to read out of that. Fair enough, I get it that she's

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seeing the women get pleasure so she can imagine it herself. Yeah, I think that's what many

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girls do though, I can imagine. Yeah, because no one really likes to watch porn and then it's

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like the camera spins to the man's face and he's there like, oh yeah, oh yeah, whatever,

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fucking, you know, it's never enjoyable is it? You just want to see the good stuff. Right.

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And the good stuff for us is the woman. So I'll get that completely. But it just stems onto how

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the phones and everything are always listening to you. You know, there was something the other week,

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so I've got my new TV, Amazon Fire TV, so it's already got a fire stick pre-built in

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and obviously everyone knows you can get the hack for your fire stick. Yeah. And so I haven't said

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it to anyone, I haven't looked at anything, I just had to thought, I wonder if you can do those same

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hacks that you do on a fire stick straight onto the TV and as I'm scrolling through TikTok there,

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I started seeing videos for getting codes for the fire, look, they're doing the fire stick thing,

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got different download apps and that. I haven't even said it to anyone, I've just thought. Did

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you not even search it? No, I've done absolutely nothing. It was like the day after I got the TV

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as well. Just, yeah. I stored it on an old time and it was the next day after I'd finished,

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I don't even think I had the TV switched on, just flicking through the phone and it's coming up with

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the programs. That one's weird, isn't it? Because with her one, because she's watching it. Yeah,

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because she's basically looking at it. And also, why is she going through Twitter to watch you?

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Twitter's got everything though, hasn't it? Yeah, but I thought it'd just be, obviously,

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to just easier, just obviously go on the hub. I don't know, because another podcaster that I've

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listened to, he says that he does the same because it's like, it's little almost previews,

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it's like two minute clips. Oh, so it's like. Like a lot of movies and whatever. So it might be just

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that, she's like scrolling through and then, oh yeah, that one's interesting. I'll border that,

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I'll find another one now. I suppose just similar to when we are flicking through TikTok and YouTube

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videos and whatever. It's just a short quick burst or squirt, whatever she's doing. And then

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onto the next one. But yeah, it's just the phones and everything. Obviously the electors and Googles

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and all that are always listening as well. It's just, it's mad. I hate to think where it's going

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to be in a few years time. You literally just kind of have a thought, oh, I need some milk.

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Next thing there's milk man at the door. Not just a chef, but I thought it'd be a lot.

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It's too much. They shouldn't be able to read your thoughts. Let alone just constantly,

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continuously give you the branded ads for what you're looking at. No, but I think going back

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to it, I do think that's a normal thing for a female. So it's just the thing that now the

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lesbian ads are coming up. Yeah, it's unfortunate. But she's getting hers anyway. I reckon that's

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the previous one's Mrs. You know, he's just not doing it for her. He needs to up his game.

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I've only got a couple more now. So I've genuinely never understood the controversy surrounding

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peeing in the shower. Literally wash it away as you do it. You wash yourself too. There's nothing

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disgusting. And I'm always proud to be a shower pair. No, I thought I'd ask you this question.

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Then I'll take it. You don't do this. I've never ever thought about doing it.

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So do you ever look, say you start watering the grass or you wash your hands and you get the

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feeling, Oh crap, I need to go for a wee now. So let's just say you get the hose out, you start

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watering the grass and then because of the water flowing, it makes you need to go for a wee.

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Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. So do you never have that feeling when you're in the shower?

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No. And also I've never, because you know, pissing the pool and pissing the sea.

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Oh, no, no. In a swimming pool or in the sea. No. Cause that's, I suppose to say it's probably not

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as bad, but in a swimming pool, no, you can't do that. Cause there's everyone else, really

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needs disgusting. Yeah. I mean, I've just never, I've just never thought, I've never put the two

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together. I've never ever put the two together. Well, I think you should give it a try. It's

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going to change it off. No, I mean, it's efficiency fucking, you know, you're in there and literally,

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I'm not saying try and force the shit out, but you know, but no, it's just like, if you're in there

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and then the sensation comes that you need a wee, you're not going to stop, get out, have a wee

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and then get back in the shower. I've actually done that. That's just so, well, just the waste of time

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that is. So clean of me. No, cause it doesn't matter, does it? You're making your feet dirty

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again or getting out, having a wee and then getting back into the shower. No, you shouldn't be pissing

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in the shower. No, because the pipe that comes from under the bath, where the water goes down,

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that connects to the same pipe as the toilet anyway. So it just goes to the same place.

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Well, it's just so quickly secret. But also, what we spoke about off the pod is when you come a

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certain age, you like to sit down and have a wee. Especially in the night time. Yeah, because it's

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quiet. You're not having to worry about trying to aim and miss the target and it's just comfortable.

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You just fucking sit down, do wee and it's done. I know we've, like America's toilets, the water

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level is quite high. So we've asked the water in the toilet is quite low, but America and I imagine

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some other countries, it's a really high level. So they probably wouldn't feel the same because

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you've got a big floppy dick and you're sitting down to have a piece and it's sitting in the water.

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Boy, what do you mean? I don't know why, it's just their plumbing systems. I don't know why.

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Do you remember the episode of symptoms where I think they went to Australia just to see if the-

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Yeah, that was an old one where- Yeah, the toilets, well, was it the opposite way or whatever it was?

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Yeah, I know flat earthers and that will disagree with his theory. But-

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These guys, these guys.

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Depending on if you're in the Northern or Southern hemisphere, the gravity essentially makes your

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water spin in opposite ways. So for us, the water spins anti-clockwise where for Australia,

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it's clockwise. I know it's obviously more science that I don't know what a technical

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de-science is for, but yeah, it's literally just North and South, it just spins different ways.

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No, but sitting down in the middle of the night to have a wee, it's acceptable.

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Yeah, it is underrated.

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Yeah, let's say you're not getting any mess and it's quiet. So if you try not to wake the other

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up or, you know, apart from the flush of the toilet, which I know not everyone does for a wee,

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which that cracks me up.

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Sometimes after me, sometimes I forget in the middle of the night when I'm tired.

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Like this or that. I can get it, like understand in the middle of the night not doing it, but

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when it's during the day and it's like-

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You're walking in this piss.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What the fuck?

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But it's saving water. Who cares? Just, it stinks.

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They're the people that piss in the shower, those ones that want to save water, mate.

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Yeah, but I piss in the shower, not every time. And on, when I use a toilet for a number two,

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I'll check to make sure every little bit has gone. And if it hasn't, sometimes it doesn't always

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go away. You get a secret flow to come back up out of nowhere or there's still some tissue that just

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hasn't gone down. So you give it another flush and then you check for any stains, give it a clean,

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flush again. I'll flush fucking 10 times if I have to.

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What's going on, Jack?

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No, I'm just kidding. If I have to, I'll flush every time because I don't-

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Double flush.

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I don't, yeah, or say if it has to be three, four times, whatever, not just to get rid of the dump,

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but if you haven't cleaned and then flush to clean the brush and then there's still something that

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you missed, so you could give it a little clean and then flush it again.

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Well, I have a thing. So when I'm done pooping, I flush the poop away and then start-

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. No, I don't think I've ever done that.

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Okay, well, you would really.

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Just so that's gone. Don't worry about it.

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Yeah.

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Next task.

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Then you don't look at it either, do you? I'm not saying that I turn around and have a look,

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but I know some of our people, our friends and our dude, I know that a lot of people listening

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can relate to it when you open up WhatsApp and you see a poop.

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What when your mate has a really big shit, does he feel the need then or a really runny one?

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Yeah.

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So then put it in the group.

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It cracks me up, that does.

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It's just like, it's just like, it's almost like sprayed.

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Yeah, literally. They've sat down and it's just like,

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blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And then it's like, I need to take a picture now.

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Oh God, Lord, that kind of sharing is not caring.

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So it's part of the reason-

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It's a ball in the head.

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It is, it's fucking against more human rights, that is.

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Lord, literally, it's part of the reason why I don't use WhatsApp

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because I just don't like being in all the group chats and then just getting random pictures

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and they're still saved to my phone.

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So I'll open up the gallery sometimes and it just be a fucking shit picture.

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Literally, it just cracks me up.

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Fucking some of the stuff that gets put on.

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Oh, oh God.

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Yeah, not just from our group chat, but fucking so many other ones that I get put into.

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I'll just leave most of them.

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Whenever I do go on, it's just annoying.

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I've got sense in the, well, you would have got it as well, but I've got the most gruesome video

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and they're the worst ones.

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You know, the ones that when you see it, they're just in your mind for a few days.

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Oh my God, this one, I want to go.

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It's just like, I didn't need to see that video.

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I don't even look at most of them because I know that fucking something stupid's gonna come along.

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And then there's always the obvious ones where it's like trying to bite you and then at the end it's the live walk music.

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Because everyone has them, everyone knows they're a fag now.

373
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So I've walked past someone and I've heard, you know, I didn't know it was my dunny mother there.

374
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:34,960
Yeah.

375
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,960
Yeah, it's not fun, it's not clever.

376
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,200
Well, you got any more?

377
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,640
Yeah, yeah, I've still got a couple.

378
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,920
I've got a couple.

379
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:52,080
So, I'm 45 and still can't tell the time with an analogue clock.

380
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,240
I'm a charlatan engineer.

381
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:02,080
So at the age of 45, I don't see how this man, well, sorry, I'm assuming it's a man,

382
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,800
how this person can't read a normal clock, an old school clock.

383
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:12,880
For anyone that is of the younger generations, it's a clock, usually on a wall that has

384
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,080
a big hand, little hands and then a second hand.

385
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,080
So it literally ticks away.

386
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,040
You've got your big hand pointing for the hour.

387
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,160
No, the big hand, sorry, fucking up.

388
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,280
I'm sounding like a fucking retard there.

389
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,080
Big hand is for the minutes, the little hand is for the hour.

390
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,800
And like, how can't they just know?

391
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,360
Right, you've got me, wait, is it that way around or is it the fuck, right?

392
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,560
Yeah, because the little hand is pointing at the hour and the big hand goes...

393
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,560
Yeah, and then the second, yeah, yeah, yeah.

394
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

395
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,500
Factual.

396
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:50,320
I know it can be confusing because everyone's got a digital clock always on the phone or

397
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,720
the watches, you know, your Fitbits and Apple watches and whatever.

398
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:58,320
It's always just saying the exact time of what it is.

399
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,520
So you don't really have to look at it for 45.

400
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:07,440
It's, I kind of get it if it was like a 16 year old or whatever,

401
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:13,440
but now that doesn't know how to tell the time that way because everything is digital.

402
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,600
It's only really older people that do tend to have a clock on the wall.

403
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:24,480
I don't have one because I can't handle fucking, you know, it's like a bum's going to go off

404
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,360
and crack me up.

405
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:31,120
Yeah, also, a sidenote, I don't know if it's with all Europeans, but most Europeans.

406
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:36,480
So, you know, for us, if we was going out in the night time, I said, yeah,

407
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,600
we'll be ready by seven.

408
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,040
You know, it's seven p.m.

409
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,120
You wouldn't go 1900.

410
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:47,920
Yeah, I feel like most Europeans have that way of approaching time.

411
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:54,640
So I remember one time I went to, we was in Turkey, but we were speaking to a German lady

412
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,640
and we wanted a taxi for four o'clock.

413
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,240
She was like 1600.

414
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,680
I was like, no, four o'clock.

415
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,560
She's like, you want in the morning?

416
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,480
I was like, no, no, four p.m.

417
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,560
It's like 1600, I was like, yeah, just like that.

418
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:09,520
Yeah.

419
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,600
So just your perception of.

420
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,440
Yeah, it's almost because we use it for the military.

421
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,440
Also, what do you America?

422
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,200
This is sorry, I'm going off here.

423
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,200
So we go date.

424
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,440
So die month.

425
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,160
Yeah.

426
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,280
So, but I got month die.

427
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:27,600
Yeah.

428
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,120
So I would go.

429
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,080
This is confusing.

430
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:30,320
Yes.

431
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,200
If it's the second of the second, it's locked.

432
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,280
So the second of February and the year.

433
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:45,280
But then if it's the if it's the 28th of February, it's it's to 28.

434
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,320
Yeah, it's it's it's like it literally is.

435
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,280
I don't know.

436
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,400
I've always fought this.

437
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,040
And I've fought ever since it was September 11th.

438
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,920
I've always got boys in September 11th, not 11th of September.

439
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,080
Yeah.

440
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:01,520
And it's and then when you when you grow old and you see where on the movies and they do like

441
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,640
I don't even know what you'd call it, like a date stamp on the movie.

442
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,040
Yeah.

443
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,800
And obviously it's always month die.

444
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,600
So surely that takes over.

445
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,680
So you then this tick off that tick off.

446
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,120
That's like how would not.

447
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,800
But audio leaders actually doing a great hand.

448
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,440
Yeah.

449
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:19,600
Yeah.

450
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,640
Try and explain.

451
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:25,840
So yeah, it just seems like if you if you think about it like logically, you would think

452
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:31,280
the day ticks, then the month would tick, then the year would tick, not having the date

453
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,320
stamp on the movie.

454
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:38,320
So you're saying the first one staying still and then the second roll or tick in does that

455
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,320
make you know what I'm saying?

456
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:46,000
Essentially, counting up in numbers, you've got zero, zero, zero.

457
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,480
Yeah.

458
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,320
On a three digit timer essentially.

459
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:57,520
As it goes up from the right one up to nine, that column goes back to zero and the middle

460
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,960
one goes up to one.

461
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,520
Yeah, you'd expect it to go through.

462
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:06,320
But that's that's it's always a British thing because that's how we've always done it.

463
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,600
We should be able to see it the way around.

464
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,000
Yeah.

465
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,680
The Americans, they love to do things opposite to us.

466
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,360
You know, they don't like spelling the words the same way, you know, they speak the same

467
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,560
language and even the way that they actually tell the time is long.

468
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:23,920
So we say.

469
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,240
And it's quarter two.

470
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:26,960
Yeah.

471
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,160
Where there's it's like it's two forty five or.

472
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:32,800
What's it?

473
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,560
I don't know.

474
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,160
I know that they say it weird anyway.

475
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,560
Where it's yeah.

476
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,920
When it's gone past the 30 minutes mark, so it's half past one.

477
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,160
Yeah.

478
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,480
And then it's quarter two.

479
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,800
But then it's 45 minutes past.

480
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,240
No, that's just it's an awkward way of saying it.

481
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,720
I always find it strange in America as well.

482
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,760
That when you fill up, you have to.

483
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:05,120
So when we filled up and when we went there, you have to go into the petrification,

484
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:12,560
give them the money first, then go out and obviously put the nozzle in and fill up.

485
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,000
So you pay first as we're here.

486
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,720
You you pay after unless you pay on your card.

487
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:22,480
And obviously, yeah, you know, I think that's more of a fucking shit.

488
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:28,320
British culture thing because well, not culture, but industry thing because.

489
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,920
You have people that drive.

490
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,560
Yeah.

491
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:36,080
You put them on, put the fuel in and unless it's one of the machines where you can say

492
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:42,960
to exact log price or later, which it's so hard these days to try and rattle it.

493
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:48,400
You get to know 98 pence and you try and flick it to get it bang on the zero.

494
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,240
And it's just so hard.

495
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:54,720
And also you think about it when you tap in it, you're not really getting

496
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,400
what it's saying is coming up on it.

497
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,080
So I just literally hold it and just let go.

498
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,120
They're not it.

499
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:05,360
So if it's like 29, like 87 or 30 pound 50 from trying to put 30.

500
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,080
You're triggering everyone's OCD.

501
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:13,520
No, literally, I just put it in, hold it, then round about just let go.

502
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,280
And if it's close enough, it's close enough because I think about it.

503
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,560
If you're trying to get you don't get in 15 pence worth of fuel.

504
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,120
It doesn't matter.

505
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,400
It doesn't make a difference.

506
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,320
Yeah, but it's as I say, that's that's just an OCD thing.

507
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,320
Because if you've got 20 pounds in your pocket.

508
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,440
Oh, yeah.

509
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,400
No, if you're paying, sorry, if you're paying on your car, cash, sorry.

510
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:32,640
Yeah.

511
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,080
But you know, if you're paying on your card.

512
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:34,240
Yeah.

513
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:37,280
So you put your card details as annoying.

514
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:42,080
Well, yeah, if you're paying cash, oh, yeah, you will try to get bang on

515
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,560
because I'm one of them people that always has a couple of loose pennies in the bag.

516
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,440
So if it goes over by that one thing, I'll get it out and make a point of giving up the penny.

517
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:59,520
And then if I stop and it's at 99p and I'm thinking, I know I'm not going over by 2p.

518
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,080
I'll make sure I'll get that penny back.

519
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:06,800
Well, one of our mates, I want to say, he filled up, you know who it is, we'll tell the story.

520
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,640
He went on, just fill it up.

521
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,880
I'm just putting it in, I don't know.

522
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:17,520
So anyway, I'm watching him fill it up and he puts, it was like £27.89.

523
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,520
No, sorry, was it like that?

524
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,880
It was, anyway, it was like that.

525
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,360
And I was like, why have you put £27?

526
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,480
But he purposely did it, he didn't let go.

527
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,280
And he's walked in, paid, the man was like, funny number.

528
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,480
He's like, yeah, yeah.

529
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,400
So he's come out and I was like, how can we put that much in?

530
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,280
He's like, don't know.

531
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,760
Like, purposely, don't know funny number.

532
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,200
Just, so the next person comes and goes, huh?

533
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,920
It's like nowhere near a market.

534
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,720
Yeah, he's done that just because he's a gobshaw.

535
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:56,960
Yeah, I know you're on about and he always wants a bit of an attention of some sort.

536
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,720
So that's why he's done that.

537
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:08,080
But when I filled up yesterday, the person that was before me, it was £30.01.

538
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:15,920
And then I started feeling up, it was beeping up the road and the price was a bit higher.

539
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,840
So I didn't want to put too much in.

540
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,320
Then I wasn't paying attention because essentially I thought I'll put 20 in.

541
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,680
Then I wasn't paying attention.

542
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,000
So it had gone over 20, so I thought I'll stop at 30.

543
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,560
Yeah.

544
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,880
And I inflicted on him, I was like, what's going on?

545
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,240
So I inflicted on to £30.01 as well.

546
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:37,280
Why is it a common thing though, like an honour in the raw way, it has to end in a zero or five.

547
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:46,880
So it has to be 30 quid, 35 quid, 40 quid, 45 quid, you know, 25, 20, 15, 10, it can't be £30, 45.

548
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:53,840
Yeah, I think that's just down to people's unhidden OCP of one in round numbers.

549
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:59,440
But honestly, people try nuzzling if you're paying on your car, whack it.

550
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,640
And when you're done, if it's round about that number, let go, shake it.

551
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:10,400
If it's £20.89 or £30.15, it's all right, just let it go.

552
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,440
It's done.

553
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,400
People won't do that.

554
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,320
I know you're trying to give some real talk.

555
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,800
Just real talk, just real advice.

556
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,880
People ain't gonna hear that.

557
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:24,000
Don't worry about it, honestly, that 11p you won't see in terms of money.

558
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:31,920
So with my accounts, so if I did something like that, I've got it set up as round up.

559
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:39,840
So if you pay like 11p over a pound, that 89p is going to go into the savings account.

560
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,520
So I don't mind doing stuff like that because it's in my head, it's still rounding up to that pound,

561
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,200
to that solid number.

562
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,200
But for people that don't have to do all that.

563
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,480
Actually, sorry, that might be a good thing to do, to do that all year.

564
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,480
And see how much you've saved.

565
00:46:54,480 --> 00:47:02,080
Because you think about how much you'll buy a can of Monster or whatever and it's £1.99.

566
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,680
So that penny is going to go straight into the account.

567
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,680
So yeah, it would be handy for some people to do that.

568
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,440
Because what I'm saying is obviously, if you was having a pension and you filled it or,

569
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:25,120
like say you got 29 pound, add in 9p and you round up to 30 quid, you won't see that 11p

570
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,160
different in terms of mileage.

571
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,200
But if you've done that throughout the year, and obviously you just, you know,

572
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,080
what you said you had one of those where it goes into a savings account.

573
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:34,560
Yeah.

574
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,320
Then you've got like 20 quid to whack in.

575
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,200
You'll see that, mate.

576
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,480
Probably wouldn't be 20 pound with, well, even if it was 20 pound,

577
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,400
the price of fuel are going up again.

578
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,280
So that probably ended up being like five litres.

579
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,080
It's just a joke.

580
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,520
It really, I noticed it yesterday, it had gone up.

581
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:59,520
And even last week, because as you know, I've got three petrol stations right next to me,

582
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,040
Asda, BP and Atexico.

583
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,080
Yeah, Asda's been on 144.

584
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:10,640
Now I know everyone sees it's 143.7 or 43.9.

585
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,240
I'll just round it up to the whole number.

586
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,360
So it's been 144 for about five weeks.

587
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:23,280
The BP and Atexico were having a bit of a war and went below the Asda.

588
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,080
That lasted on three days before they went higher again.

589
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:31,520
And then, yeah, last week it's gone up to 145, the Asda-Ras.

590
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,920
And now it's 148.

591
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,480
Yeah.

592
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,880
And it's just, I don't know how they're getting away.

593
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,800
They're putting these prices back up again.

594
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,840
Fuck disgraceful.

595
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,040
For the American listeners, that's litres, not gallons as well.

596
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:43,540
Yeah.

597
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,400
It does everything properly.

598
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,400
But then, what the fuck, that much?

599
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,080
I love seeing those memes where it's like the Americans would use anything

600
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,320
just to start working the metric system.

601
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,680
Oh, because they only use Fahrenheit rather than...

602
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,280
Yeah, Fahrenheit, the preferred kilometres and that.

603
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,360
And it's just stupid things.

604
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,120
It's like three tables long.

605
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,000
It shouldn't just be like 1.2 metres.

606
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
It's fucking...

607
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,200
They'll just do anything.

608
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,240
Fucking madness.

609
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,440
So I think this is more last one on the Festivals night.

610
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,520
Roy?

611
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:26,080
I had a drunken Tinder swipe, a swipe session a few weeks ago.

612
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,240
The next day I matched with my sister.

613
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,120
We have avoided each other ever since and still haven't spoken a word of it.

614
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,360
Roy, so a drunken Tinder swipe for me is

615
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,640
you would just quickly swipe right on everything just to get them all in.

616
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,200
I think that's what he must have done.

617
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,840
Because, you know, that's what...

618
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,520
When someone says that to me, I think...

619
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,800
Because you get so many swipes unless you're paying for the premium.

620
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,120
I don't know how it is these days.

621
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:53,620
Yeah.

622
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,840
It was literally early doors when I did use it.

623
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,080
I mean, we're looking at like 10 years ago or so.

624
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,760
I think when I did use it,

625
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,760
I think you could...

626
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,120
I don't know.

627
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,160
I've really done enough.

628
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:12,800
Yeah.

629
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,000
I think there was only swipes back in the day.

630
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,800
But at the moment, I think it's like early or something swipes

631
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,160
unless you pay for the premium.

632
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,760
Roy.

633
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,200
And then you can actually see who's...

634
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,040
There's a bit more to it.

635
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,480
I've never used the thing.

636
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,480
It's only because, obviously, when some of the lads used to use it.

637
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:30,800
Yeah.

638
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,680
And I used to say, you know, doing it on my own was like, no, I've run out.

639
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,520
So I would assume, because I've seen lads that just do fucking...

640
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:38,640
Yeah.

641
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,120
Swipe right.

642
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,360
I think swipes were, yeah, yes, he's...

643
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,440
Anyway, whatever yes he is, obviously, this guy has done it drunkenly.

644
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,720
Bash them all out.

645
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,120
Fuck it.

646
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,480
Whatever matches is a match.

647
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,200
I mean, obviously.

648
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:54,000
But the biggest question, why is his sister matching with him if he's drunk?

649
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,560
Yeah.

650
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,120
Look, was she drunk doing the same thing as well?

651
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,520
You know, it's...

652
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,240
I'm glad I don't have to do anything and all that.

653
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:05,360
It was such a fucking hardship trying to do...

654
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:12,240
To be fair, I had the same message that I just had copied and I've pasted it to everyone that was a match.

655
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,800
Now, do you have...

656
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,560
Well, it was just a generic one.

657
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,440
Oh, yeah.

658
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,160
It was, oh, yeah.

659
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:25,120
If you could have any animal as a pet in the world, what would it be and what...

660
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:30,720
What would it be and what... And you'd get just boring ones most of the time.

661
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,920
Be like, fucking...

662
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,080
Oh, yeah, just have a dog or just have a cat.

663
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,920
I'm like, no, fucking you can have anything.

664
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:41,680
And so, some people come out with, oh, yeah, I'd have a lion and blah, blah.

665
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,520
And I used to just always say I'd have a penguin because it was funner.

666
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:52,320
And, you know, I prefer it to be cold than hot because it's easier to warm up than it is to cool down.

667
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,680
And it's like, yeah, like Mr. Puppies Penguins.

668
00:51:55,680 --> 00:52:01,920
Have you seen the TikToks where people are messaging girls on Tinder or whatever ones

669
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:08,080
and it's got like the football commentary over it?

670
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,080
It's like, where of?

671
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,960
When they get the number.

672
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,640
Have you ever seen one of their ones?

673
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,440
No, I've not seen their ones, no.

674
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,720
No, they're really good because obviously...

675
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,840
I'm sure now that you've spoken about it, my phone's going to listen and give me some...

676
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,920
So, as it starts off, you just see the screen, you see all these types,

677
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,200
and you see what she's saying.

678
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,560
Sometimes you're buzzed.

679
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,560
Obviously, you're always buzzed at the number at the end.

680
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:32,320
But, yeah, so you could tell by the commentary if it's a hit or miss.

681
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,560
It's a miss if it's the loan or miss if it's World Cup free kick one.

682
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,960
But, yeah, there's a Ronaldo and a Guerrero on it.

683
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,880
The score basically is a Guerrero.

684
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,240
And it's fucking funny.

685
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:42,480
It's fucking...

686
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:46,720
They'll come out with some outrageous stuff, like funny stuff that I would never even think...

687
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:50,080
Because some of them, you can voice now rather than just texting.

688
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,360
So I love them singing.

689
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,000
Oh, right.

690
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,560
Yeah.

691
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:58,240
Well, because again, I know there's one that a woman has to send a message first as well.

692
00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,840
Oh, is that...

693
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,640
Bumble or something?

694
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,140
Bumble.

695
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:03,440
So at least that...

696
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,760
Yeah, that gives a bit more of a feel to you.

697
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,680
No, I think I prefer that one, actually.

698
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,960
Yeah, because I used to remember...

699
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:18,560
You'd get a match and you'd send messages and you'd get no replies most of the time.

700
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,600
I said, well, why are you matching if you're not even going to reply?

701
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,600
Or the ones where it was a dead chat back.

702
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,800
I said, I'm trying to have a conversation here.

703
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,360
Yeah.

704
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,400
You're just not interested.

705
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,600
You're not investing.

706
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,080
So a lot of it, I just chained so many up.

707
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:40,320
But I saw a video the other day where this lady was challenged by a friend to pretend

708
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,120
to be a male.

709
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:47,680
So he'd give her pictures of himself to set up a Tinder profile and see what it's like.

710
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,960
And so she's set it up and she's all happy.

711
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,600
She's like, yeah, yeah, I'm going to be fine.

712
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,320
It's going to be great.

713
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,240
I'm going to speak to some girls.

714
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,280
The friend was a good looking male from what she says.

715
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,040
So yeah, it's going to be really easy.

716
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,520
I'll get all the hits and matches, whatever.

717
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,440
And it was day one.

718
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,760
I've not really had much success.

719
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,800
I've had a couple of matches, but not really spoke to anyone.

720
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,320
And it was day seven.

721
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,040
She was into it.

722
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,880
She's like, I'm getting tripped.

723
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,240
I've spoken to like shit.

724
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:19,840
No one wants to really talk.

725
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,880
And I've not been able to arrange a date or anything.

726
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,760
And I was like, yeah, you see what it's like for us.

727
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,960
That's what I said before.

728
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,760
To be a top shagger like I was back in the day.

729
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:33,280
It was effort.

730
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:38,560
We have to put in a lot of effort and work in to be able to get these ladies.

731
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,080
I've seen one of them wall back where, so this guy is that.

732
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,520
This guy is that.

733
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,520
He set up two Tinder accounts, both with him.

734
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,120
There was him 100%.

735
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:56,480
But one was like more of a good image in terms of, you know, just him with his dog.

736
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:02,720
You know, you know, and then the one was just like him, like topless, smoking, drinking whiskey.

737
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:08,240
And the nice one, he'll be polite and on the like the the other account, he'd be a bit.

738
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,160
A bit tightish.

739
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:15,200
Yeah, just well, yeah, it just a bit more assertive.

740
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,280
Yeah, yeah, like I'll be fucking in a while.

741
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:17,440
Yeah.

742
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:23,440
He had more matches and hits and dates set up with the one where he's being nasty to one

743
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,560
than the one where he was being nice.

744
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,560
I'll have to.

745
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:36,400
Yeah, I know some women like it that way when you are assertive and you say, right,

746
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,160
we're doing this.

747
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:38,720
Let's go.

748
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,240
Fucking you know, especially when it comes to just the basics of

749
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,480
you trying to plan a night out just for a basic meal.

750
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,280
Where do you want to go?

751
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,040
I don't know.

752
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,640
You need to just say, well, let's go to such and such.

753
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,520
We'll have a meal there, not have some drinks and whatever.

754
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,480
Preferring that way.

755
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,240
That's another little pet peeve.

756
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:00,720
My stop.

757
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:01,600
Just make your mind up.

758
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,720
Tell me what you want to do because you're not happy with anything.

759
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,400
So what do you want to do?

760
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:11,280
So you spin it around and say, we're doing this and then happy with that.

761
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:11,520
Yeah.

762
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,280
Plus enough.

763
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,560
Give me a little back ender.

764
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,840
Put that bitch in her place.

765
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,280
Wait a minute.

766
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,200
Don't condone violence.

767
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,880
Well, what was the first one to start laughing?

768
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,680
I fucking forgot.

769
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,720
Oh, is he sister?

770
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:26,880
Yeah.

771
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,600
Brother and sister.

772
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,760
That's if he was drunk, supposedly.

773
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,160
The same crown of his sister.

774
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:36,240
I'd say, yeah, she's picked a match as well.

775
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:42,000
So unless she was doing the same or, well, yeah, she must have been doing something the same

776
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:49,600
to have got that match because if it was a friend, because obviously we've done it before where,

777
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,680
look, we do the matches for a friend or whatever.

778
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,960
So if it was a friend of hers swapping through,

779
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,600
surely she'd know what her brother looks like.

780
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,040
Yeah.

781
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,600
So whether she's done it just as the wine door to see fucking what's happened.

782
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:07,760
But I don't know.

783
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,480
It's just fucking.

784
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,480
I don't know if that one's real.

785
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:17,040
If it was an accident, you just say, when you age block, sorry, sis, I'm fucking lagging.

786
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,880
Obviously I didn't look at your picture.

787
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,120
I just drunk and swiped.

788
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:21,360
Yeah.

789
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,960
I assume that you done the same.

790
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,080
Because all he was doing, sorry, so it's group again.

791
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,080
All he was doing, he had a few beers.

792
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,440
He went to get fucked.

793
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:29,940
Yeah.

794
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:30,440
Yeah.

795
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:32,420
Just smashed them through.

796
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:35,300
Open up one with much daring that quick message.

797
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:41,220
We, I don't know what you would say, but drop some Riz games to get called Riz now as well.

798
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:41,780
Yeah.

799
00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:43,780
I don't know why it's called Riz.

800
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:46,740
Like, is it a person or something?

801
00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:48,820
Who is and what is Riz?

802
00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:50,420
I really don't get it.

803
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:54,180
It's like, fucking I don't see what was wrong with saying like you've got game.

804
00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:58,660
Well, I used to like lyrics when they used to say.

805
00:57:58,660 --> 00:58:01,620
Yeah, because that's relating to chatting them up.

806
00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:02,180
Yeah.

807
00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:03,380
So yeah, that's sound.

808
00:58:05,300 --> 00:58:05,700
I don't know.

809
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,540
I'll just stick to the title of Top Shagger, ain't it?

810
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:10,740
Danny G knows.

811
00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:13,380
Danny G.

812
00:58:14,740 --> 00:58:15,140
Right.

813
00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:22,820
So to be fair, we've gone on for a lot longer than expected with the Fess holes.

814
00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:26,100
It was a lot calmer approach in today's podcast.

815
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:26,340
Yeah.

816
00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:31,380
Yeah, just the randomness, you know, always the real talk as well.

817
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,340
Always mate.

818
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:36,500
And well, we've enjoyed it anyway, we've had enough laughs.

819
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:41,300
Also, yeah, you know, if you do have any questions or anything, you know,

820
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:46,340
just please just like follow, subscribe and email, just slide in those DMs.

821
00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:48,820
We're just like, you know, nice and smooth.

822
00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:49,780
Yeah.

823
00:58:49,780 --> 00:58:50,980
You know, just.

824
00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:51,540
Not too deep.

825
00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:54,500
Easy in, be gentle.

826
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:59,940
You know, even if you know, if you want to say something nasty or whatever, just.

827
00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:01,220
Yeah, just send us anything.

828
00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:05,540
Yeah, we'll happily talk about it on the podcast.

829
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:10,900
Read any and all comments, emails, messages, whatever.

830
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:17,380
Don't forget to subscribe as well, though, because over,

831
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:23,620
but less than half the people that subscribe, sorry, less than half the people that download

832
00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:25,940
are only subscribers.

833
00:59:25,940 --> 00:59:26,500
Yes.

834
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,820
So if you're downloading, subscribe.

835
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:33,700
And again, if you're just listening in general, just press a little subscribe,

836
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,060
the like and the download.

837
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:36,340
It really does help.

838
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:37,780
You know, it's always appreciated.

839
00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:43,620
Yeah, it just, it just for us, it just, it's more so we can tell how we're performing.

840
00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:46,820
Yeah, we, we log, because, you know, we're not,

841
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:52,580
because, you know, if you're not going to take time out your own day and send us an email or

842
00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:56,900
any comments or anything, then, you know, it's a way that we know that you are actually

843
00:59:56,900 --> 01:00:00,420
enjoying it and appreciating us two dickheads chatting shit.

844
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:04,740
We're best part of an hour at least every week for you.

845
01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:07,540
So, yeah, I know what to do.

846
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:11,540
And I say, if it's on the YouTube that you're watching, the socials and everything are on there.

847
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:12,600
Yeah.

848
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:14,500
Hope you enjoyed it.

849
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:15,700
We will see you next time.

850
01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:16,260
Bye bye.

851
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:24,820
Peace.