1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,200 Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:19,880 Ash and Jay and Dee. So this week we thought we'd switch it up a little bit and get the 3 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:26,640 emails out of the way first. We've had our favourite female email us back again, little 4 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:33,200 Kirstie. I thought you were going to say Danny Dan. No, no, no. Danny's waiting for fucking 5 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:40,640 David's reply, isn't it really? Yeah, so Kirstie, she says that you guys kill it, I don't know 6 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:47,960 what we've killed this time but I'm guessing she's happy with whatever we said. So she's 7 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:55,600 asking, she says, so now that I'm single, have you got any date and advice? So considering 8 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:01,600 I'm married and you're basically married, I suppose. She's come to drive people. Yeah. 9 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:11,840 I'd say the main thing really is just be yourself. There's no point trying to act differently, 10 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:19,480 put on a fake personality, persona, whatever, when you start to think to someone and going 11 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:26,440 out on dates, just be honest, don't make anything different. Don't try and be someone you're 12 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:32,480 not because when it all comes out afterwards, it's just going to be a drama then. So the 13 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:37,760 way I was when I first got with the missus, I basically laid it out on the table and thought 14 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:43,960 look, I'm a cunt, I'm not going to change, this is how I am and that's it. And she puts 15 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:50,480 up with me. So yeah, there's no point fucking. She puts up with me. She definitely has to 16 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:56,400 these days. But look, because I know a certain person, one of our friends, they try and keep 17 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:04,040 their different groups apart so they'll keep the family separate, friends separate and 18 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:09,280 then partners separate. And then work life. Yeah, so it's like, you can't beat all that 19 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:16,080 because your partner's going to end up being involved with everything that you do. So if 20 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:20,320 you're trying to be a different person around them, as opposed to when you're with your 21 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:25,040 friends or anyone else, you need to just be the same because it's just going to cause 22 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:30,040 arguments and that in the long run. We've had plenty of friends over the years where 23 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:34,120 they're trying to come out for a drink or whatever, but then they're having to lull 24 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:40,120 into the missus and they just have arguments, dramas and split up and they're back together 25 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:46,280 and fucking. It's just because they're not being honest and having the real talk about 26 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:51,640 that. They're not having this real talk. Yeah. They didn't ask us for the address. So I'd 27 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:56,840 say that's more in my mind at body sport really. No, yeah, no, I agree. Mine's just 28 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:04,280 sunk similar. Oh, we're just, you know, you're only going to take your time. You know, don't 29 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:11,640 rush into it, but also don't be blind if someone does come and you do feel the connection there. 30 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:18,480 Don't be, you know, I'm having some time to myself. You know, don't be blind for you. 31 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,880 Well, don't be blind to it if it's, you know, if the feeling's right, but if the feeling's 32 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:30,360 not right, just keep moving. You know, there's no rush. There's no, it'll come and then, 33 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,320 you know, then hopefully you do find someone that you don't have to adapt, not adapt because 34 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:40,840 I suppose everyone will have, everyone adapts to some way from being a one person to a couple, 35 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:47,120 but you know, there's compromise there. Yeah. Cause once, once you do start to settle down, 36 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:53,160 you will, as you say, compromise. Yeah. It's not compromise makes it sound worse than what 37 00:03:53,160 --> 00:04:00,320 it is. It's more of just agreeing with each other to bond just the right balance. Yeah. 38 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,800 I mean, you know, it would be just, it could be just something trivial like, you know, 39 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:09,440 I love pizza, you love Chinese, let's get Italian food instead then. And it's like me 40 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,720 and my partner, she told us the whole house and I felt the towels compromised. Yeah. You 41 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:20,640 know what I mean? And I'll clean the lampshades. No, but yeah, don't rush it, but don't be 42 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,960 blind if it happens sooner than later, but don't push for it. And then, you know, when 43 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:32,280 it's there, hopefully, hopefully it's going to be the right one in the long run. And I 44 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:39,480 would say if there's a lad that you've got friends with and they want to start going, 45 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,800 like taking you out on a date or whatever, just be honest with them. If you don't see 46 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:50,600 them as relationship material, just tell them. And it might end the friendship, but it's 47 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,640 worth it in the long run. Because if you get friend zoned or if you're putting someone 48 00:04:54,640 --> 00:05:00,520 in the friend zone, it's a drama to happen. Well, do you think Kirsty should do what happened 49 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:06,720 to you on your stag do and suck a dildo and then go around the club show and random people 50 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,240 it to see? I suppose that would work if she wants to have one of the stans. Don't know 51 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:20,440 how good that would be trying to find a partner for life really. Otherwise, if that kind of 52 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:29,320 thing works, I probably would have settled down 20 years ago. Yeah. Also, if you don't 53 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:35,480 know what Kirsty's full personality is like, you know, trying not to sound rude, but. We 54 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:41,320 know she's into dolls. That's one thing we've established. Yeah. We don't know if she's 55 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:54,680 a complete slag or if she's a quiet girl that doesn't really do much. Yeah. Don't be afraid 56 00:05:54,680 --> 00:06:00,520 to take up the arse with your new boyfriend as well. Well, she's young. She's young. So 57 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:08,000 you know, she's probably already done it. We've established that, you know, this new 58 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:20,680 generation of doing some wild stuff. So yeah, little freaks. Yeah. Yeah. But it does help 59 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:30,720 being exploratory with the sexual. You know, I suppose we'll get onto it later, but you 60 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:36,000 probably should not everything, but try a few things once. I suppose in summary, just 61 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:43,240 be yourself. Don't push it, but don't ignore it. Yeah. You know, also, I will always sound 62 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:48,680 about that enough because we've never really. Yeah, Tinder was early before. It was early 63 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:55,080 because before I got rid of Mrs. I was on it and what was he? Plenty of fish was on 64 00:06:55,080 --> 00:07:00,880 that. Is that what's that one hinge and boom is the thing hinges one. And there's one where 65 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,400 you can leave voice notes. I don't know if all of them can do it now. I don't know. I 66 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:13,200 think there's bumble isn't that? I really don't know. There was a few back then as well. 67 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:20,000 So we touched on this. I think it was after part where if someone does come up with a 68 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:25,840 good, if you do, if you do go, sorry, if you do go on Tinder or you aren't hinged, cursed 69 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:32,120 it and someone does drop a good pick up line, don't ignore it. Yeah. Remember because you 70 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:38,840 remember what we spoke about before. Yeah. Cause it is disheartening as a man when you're 71 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:45,320 putting in an effort to start a conversation and then you get in next to nothing back, 72 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,560 especially if it is Tinder where you're both matching and that's how you can start talking 73 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:56,440 to each other. Then don't just wait for them to send the first message and then if they 74 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:01,240 do, unless it's something stupid where they're trying to send a big picture straight after 75 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:07,040 back with barely even. Yeah. Oh, hi, hello. Yeah. Yeah. Just try and have the conversation. 76 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:11,200 Don't just ignore me. But as I, yeah, if they're coming out with a stupid comment, try to wait 77 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:17,960 then just be like, nah, don't worry about it. So yeah, I don't know enough about the 78 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:22,680 dating apps and that these days to really know. I mean, we're, it's not that we're past 79 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:28,200 it. It's just that we're settled everywhere. You know, we're both, we don't need it. Yeah. 80 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,840 We don't, we don't. Ain't got enough time anyway. Fucking hell, if I ever split with 81 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:37,440 my mom, this is, I really don't know how to find the time to fucking find another person. 82 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:44,120 Would you not just do that like dangerous swipe on Tinder where you just swipe. No, because 83 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:48,960 I've been catfished before, man. So I wouldn't want it fucking being dangerous. Or I've got 84 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:54,880 some fucking, oh, the fucking, that trans person that everyone keeps slagging off. Where 85 00:08:54,880 --> 00:09:00,760 it's the man, that's the woman. She's now a woman, but big fucking junkie, fat face 86 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:04,760 and all that. You've got to see some of the clips. I know who you want to talk about. 87 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:08,160 I just don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking horrible teeth and all that 88 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:13,360 as well. I saw her click the other day. There was a few people reacting to it. So she's 89 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:19,440 in the back of an Uber or whatever. And it's like, guys, I've had to leave the club because 90 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:25,680 all the men are being shit. And so she's left a lot of time, 10 o'clock and it's like, no 91 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:31,040 one's fucking try talking to her and that. But she's just a state anyway. Yeah. I know 92 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:36,400 who you want to talk about. Yeah. She's been on that one where it's like no response or 93 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,320 whatever, where it's the couple of lads and they're all like, I know there's loads of 94 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:45,840 them. They have a group of girls in and it's like, they're just trying to, it's just like 95 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,280 it's flying in. Yeah. It's that same thing every week. Yeah. I know how much you want. 96 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:56,240 Let them fucking say, oh yeah, well I deserve to do your OnlyFans or whatever. Yeah. But 97 00:09:56,240 --> 00:10:00,480 you do that and then no man's going to want to be with you. Yeah. Do you want a husband 98 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:04,680 and all that. But I hate that. And then one's a shit. Some of the comments are funny, the 99 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:10,160 back and forth with them. The way that the women don't like the answers. When they just 100 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:17,440 lay down facts and that where it is like mild depression and fucking. Yeah. You want equal 101 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,360 rights, but you expect the man to earn more money and fucking you wouldn't date someone 102 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:28,040 that works in McDonald's and whatever. It's not that I love watching them and that, but 103 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,880 it's funny watching their reactions when they haven't got anything to say. Now I'm not going 104 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:37,680 to date someone from McDonald's where a man doesn't give a fuck what you do. As long as 105 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:43,720 you fucking going to be loyal to her. Yeah. Be loyal to us and fucking say, we'll give 106 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:50,120 you as much as we ever can. And that's all we'll ever fucking draw and do it. Cause another 107 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:58,240 bit of advice for you here first now. It's so easy to keep a man happy and I don't know, 108 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:06,560 it's literally like three things. So well fed. Cause a fucking hungry man is an angry 109 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:15,040 man. But if the bed is full, always going to be happy. Good sex life. Now don't get 110 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:21,240 me wrong. I know that like you have your monthly times and you're not always going to be in 111 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:28,160 the mood, but regular release is always going to keep a man happy as well. Cause basically 112 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:32,840 he's getting at home. He's not going to be looking anywhere else. He's not going to fucking 113 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:41,760 accept any advances from girls showing dildo gagging videos while out in the club. And 114 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:47,200 it's just going to keep him happy. And then the third one I'd say is just a bit of assurance, 115 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:53,600 just appreciation. Just saying, yeah, I'm glad you've done this for me this week or 116 00:11:53,600 --> 00:12:00,840 whatever. Thanks for getting the car washed. Just a little thanks every now and again. 117 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:07,160 It's nice just to say I appreciate you this week. There's probably more to it than that, 118 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:12,640 but I'd say at least the first two definitely. You're always going to keep a man happy. As 119 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:18,080 I say, blowjob every now and again doesn't go out of miss either. Well, he wouldn't know 120 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:23,040 who would make it worse. Would he? No, no, no. And I mean, again, we don't know if you're 121 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:31,720 a spirit or a swallow up, but just taking it is a bit of a ways out. Because it definitely 122 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:38,560 came to the right place for this advice. All the best advice. And all the real talk. It's 123 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:43,280 only ever real talk. That's why we named it. Yeah. We do need a guest think about it. And 124 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:49,840 we need lucky guest. Yeah. Well, to be fair, if any of you people that do listen, want 125 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:58,200 to come on and have a conversation, even if it was just going to be a phone call, a fucking 126 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:06,400 video chat or whatever, then we can arrange that. Just to have a chat. I mean, again, 127 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:13,480 I mean, not enough for you to send an email is really all it is. So we're just, you know, 128 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:17,520 only three of you at the moment. It's a bit fucking disrespectful really. Remember the 129 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:25,400 day when we used to get zero. I'm still chuffed when we get one. Honestly, when JD does all 130 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,400 the emails, when he tells me we've got an email, honestly, he just makes it worth it. 131 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:35,440 So thank you for emailing. No, yeah, we appreciate it. Honestly, obviously, taking time out just 132 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:42,560 to do an email means a lot to us. Yeah, yeah. And we hope that a voice will, you know, give 133 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:48,720 you the relationship. Yeah, hopefully we've not put you off with some of our stupid comments 134 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:57,680 there. But in general, when we were being serious, you know, it's actual advice. And 135 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:03,640 then yet for anyone else that does want to send an email, it's realtalkingpod at gmail.com 136 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:11,760 or twitters at jd. Again, on the YouTube real talking pod, you can always leave a comment 137 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:18,840 on the video there. So yeah, hopefully, because it's happened with that. She should be at 138 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,800 that was some good advice there, Joe. So we've done a lot of other advice anyone else could 139 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:27,480 ever give that would be any better. Really. So some wisdom that just came down. Yeah. 140 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,600 I mean, apart from where do we get from winning like a ticket, there's not much else you can 141 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:39,200 achieve. I'm afraid is that then get a good man. Well, she's listening to a good podcast. 142 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:50,840 So that's two good men. Yeah. So you've almost Yeah, you can't have us. We just ruined her 143 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:58,680 down. Yeah, sorry. First, but onto the next theme. Oh, no. So Danny G did email him. Oh, 144 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:11,680 yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I love how we subject to talk. So obviously, he's listened to the 145 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:19,080 last one. He's, he's appreciating the self proclaimed title of top shag. And he's gonna 146 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:26,240 keep the stories coming then JD. Well, she got actually something embarrassing this time. 147 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:36,480 So when I read this the other day, there was a few that came to mind. But the standard 148 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:48,520 one. So I won't give too many details on people that I was with. Basically, I was chatting 149 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:58,120 to this girl a good few years ago. It was fucking feels like 18 or 19. So yeah, a good 150 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:03,400 few years ago. And the conversation ended up being oh, yeah, having a few people around 151 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:09,560 more and having a drink and that little fucking come around there. Oh, yes, sweet. few beers 152 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:19,440 went round. And it was just me and his other lads. Her, her cousin and her mom. And we're 153 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,880 all sitting in the living room watching fucking X Factor or pop oil or whatever it was back 154 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:31,400 then. No, to be fair, it didn't bother me too much because I knew fucking what I was 155 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,520 getting at the end of the night. So I'm like, yes, I'm having a drink and that having a 156 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:42,120 chat with everyone. And the lad that was with because we're watching pop all over. Yeah, 157 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:52,560 yeah, JD sings as well. And fucking I weren't in the mood for it. But yeah, the mother starts 158 00:16:52,560 --> 00:17:02,480 bedroom and she's asking me to sing fucking James Blunt's fucking good ball model. So 159 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,120 to be fair, I've had a good couple of tins at this point. So you know, the brave juices 160 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:12,920 doing its job. But I don't know the whole song. And I'm there looking at this one. You 161 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:20,000 let you down. Fucking by my lover. So pretty much I've stopped after the first chorus. 162 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:28,400 But while I'm singing, I'm looking at the mother. She's crying. I'm not either. I'm 163 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,760 fucking angelic to her right now. Look, the voice is that beautiful that she can't hold 164 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:41,720 the tears back. Well, she's mentally disabled. So that's a bit of a lot. So I was like, you're 165 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:51,640 all right. Because yeah, it's just we buried that dog to that song. So they had a dog funeral. 166 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:58,040 And as he's getting fucking put into the ground, it was James Blunt's good ball model. But 167 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:04,720 what a strange song to be fucking having when you're burying your dog. She probably taught 168 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,480 me more details about it, but I can't remember the full details. So she was asking me to 169 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:15,120 sing it again and again and again. I was like, I'm not singing anymore now. Because I'm just 170 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:20,960 feeling so awkward. If it would have just been like, yeah, I just love that song. Yeah. 171 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:25,600 But now that I know it was- And every time, obviously she cried every time you was to 172 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:30,280 sing it. Well, she would have done if I sang it a second or third time. It was literally 173 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:37,880 just that once. I didn't do it again. So yeah, it was a bit awkward for a half an hour or 174 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:46,760 so at that point. But me just being a man, carried on drinking anyway. And it was not 175 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,040 a strange set up as a house, but you're walking through the front door, you're straight in 176 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:56,440 the living room. Then you had like a dining room, then the kitchen and then the bathroom 177 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:03,600 was at the back of the house. So I've gone to the toilet just to have a wee, not a poody 178 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:09,160 stop. And then as I'm walking back through, I've grabbed myself another drink out of the 179 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:14,640 kitchen and the mother was coming through at these points and she stopped me and she's 180 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:21,840 grabbed me to try and kiss me. And I've just fucking shit myself. I've grabbed her, I'm 181 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:27,800 like, what are you doing? She's like, I just can't help myself. And I'm not trying to fucking 182 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:34,160 beat myself up or anything, but yeah, she was full on trying to fucking grab me. Don't 183 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:40,840 get me wrong, she wasn't a fucking unattractive woman or anything. She was probably mid-40s 184 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:45,960 or something at that point. So she looked all right, but I'm there to bang her door 185 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:53,360 to run off. So I'm just fucking, I couldn't get out of the kitchen quick enough. So I 186 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:58,640 quickly got out and I've just sat there all just fucking nervous and that. And a couple 187 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,280 minutes later, she's coming, the mother has, we just sat down, nothing's happened. So God 188 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:08,560 knows how many times she's tried fucking doing that. So that was the embarrassing part of 189 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:17,280 the story because after that I banged the door upstairs and then. Strangely enough, 190 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,720 that's not the only time that's happened to him. 191 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,720 That's happened again? 192 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:28,320 I don't know if that was before or after this point, but back when I used to do the couch 193 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:35,080 rewires, it was the first week of working for this company. I got put on this house 194 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:43,080 and the chap that was also new to the firm that was put with me, he was a real mad bastard, 195 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:50,080 fucking proper Jamaican. He would chase the walls with an axe, not a hammer and a chisel, 196 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:57,680 with a fucking axe. So the mess was just ridiculous anyway, but he'd be drinking, he'd have a 197 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:03,080 big two litre bottle of coke and he'd have rum or something in it. So he'd be drinking 198 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,160 that throughout the day. He didn't drive, so a couple of times he asked me to take him 199 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,960 to the shop and he'd be full of fucking old four cans and whatever. He'd be drinking 200 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:18,280 them the rest of the day as well. So on the Friday morning, as I've gone to the yard 201 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:24,240 to get the last of the materials and whatever, the bullman's pulled me to the side and he 202 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,880 was like, Jack, you're not in trouble but I've got to ask you a question. To be honest, 203 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:36,640 I can't remember the chap's name, but he's so and so drinking on the job. I said, well, 204 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,360 not on the job that I know of, but I've took him to the shop, he's got some cans and he's 205 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:48,160 very protective over his fucking bottle of coke. But I think he's drinking the cans around 206 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,720 us all because he never actually drank in front of me, but he's buying them and I didn't 207 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,960 see him putting them back in the fucking van as I dropped them off at the yard or whatever. 208 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:05,080 So I ended up carrying on to the job. They've sacked him fucking as he's turned up. So a 209 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:10,760 couple of the lads say, so fucking how do we get the fucking job finished? So when he 210 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:16,760 gets towards the end of the day then, the lady at the house was like, oh, it's a shame 211 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:21,200 you're going to be finished today then. Because I can't remember her daughter's name. She's 212 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:28,800 really fancy, she's like, fuck off, fuck off. All embarrassed and that. I've come out with 213 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:36,400 some bands that whatever I did, top jagger boards. Top jagger roots. All the roots back 214 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:44,080 in the day. And so again, the more of us just slow the fucking, yeah, we'll grab a little 215 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:51,360 bit of a house party later if you want to come round. Not yet, so. Fucking. So after 216 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:57,320 I'd finished, fucking went home, had a shower and that, grabbed a slab of fucking carly. 217 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:06,040 So 24 cans that was. Fucking drove there. And so I'm sitting there, I'm not, so more 218 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:12,240 people turning up? No. Fucking it was just me, the mother and the daughter sitting there. 219 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:19,920 The, I think it was just the mother's boyfriend, he stayed in the bedroom playing his fucking 220 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:26,560 X-Facts or something. So I didn't even get to see him. I don't have a conversation. So 221 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:31,080 sitting there fucking drinking away and that. Probably was fucking watching X-Factor or whatever 222 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:36,360 again, to be honest. I really don't know what I was watching. But yeah, drinking away. The 223 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:43,960 youngins had a fucking phone, I say youngin, she was like 18, 19, fucking, yeah she wasn't 224 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:53,360 a child. I ain't into that. So she's had a phone call from a friend and I can hear a 225 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:59,800 friend fucking crying down the phone or whatever. So some bullshit, she had a night with her 226 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:07,080 friend and she's like, I'll be back in half an hour. So she's left to go and fucking sort 227 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:14,600 her friend out. And again I'm just fucking sitting there, we had a conversation, whatever. 228 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:23,640 And then she's got up and literally just fucking straddled over me on the sofa. I didn't fucking 229 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:29,920 hold back on this occasion. So she's kissing me, I'm confused as fuck and scared at the 230 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,800 same time. Because obviously a fella's upstairs playing the computer, he can just walk down 231 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:40,640 at any moment. Fucking. So that's happened for like 30 seconds or whatever. Then she's 232 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:46,640 got off me, gone into the kitchen to make another drink. And as soon as she walked in 233 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,600 the kitchen, the daughter's come back home then. So just missed out on that. I'm not 234 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:59,280 fucking out, my heart's racing. And then, I don't know, sat down and had a light rumble 235 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:04,200 in my bath, she's like, yeah I'm gonna go to bed now. So again the daughter's gone into 236 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:10,680 the bathroom to go to the toilet and the mother's fucking straddled me again. And I'm fucking 237 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,640 trying to push her off of these footnags. I'm like, nah, fucking she's there. The other 238 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:21,720 daughter at home, as soon as I got her off me, she's fucking come out of the bathroom 239 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,800 then. I must have been read or something with embarrassment. Because I was fucking shitting 240 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:36,480 myself. Yeah, so she's gone up to bed, fucking again, done the deed as you do. Wrapped the 241 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:43,520 world. And then in the morning as I was leaving, the mother's like, I'll just have a quick 242 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:51,280 chat with you. And she was saying sorry about what she'd done. I was like, don't say anything. 243 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:57,120 Fucking, yeah, never ended up seeing that girl again after that. I don't know what. 244 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:02,320 But yeah, I was fucking, my arse was twitching, man. Literally, I was saying, he's upstairs, 245 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,720 he could come down at any point. Even though he was playing a lot of the computer, it's 246 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,960 not like he was making noise, he wasn't shouting. I suppose it was really before headsets and 247 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,360 playing online and that. So I don't know what he was playing. So literally, he could have 248 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:24,120 come down, I wouldn't have heard. So I was just scared, man. Oh yeah, it was a good night 249 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:30,120 to be fair. Yeah. Yeah, I had a last drink. And there wasn't many counts that I took back 250 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:37,560 home. But yeah. So yeah, it happened twice. There is more stories, but hopefully, Dan. 251 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,440 I was going to say, there's a few. There's one that makes me. I know your way to that 252 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:48,440 story. It's not my story to tell. Nah. But I'm going to fucking. It's like, there's next 253 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:56,280 level. That's like JD holding back. Yeah. I feel we're going to save that story for 254 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:05,080 a special episode. Because to be fair, there's a lot of detail in that story. Even just the 255 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:10,440 build up for it. There's a lot of details that need to be told. I can't just fucking 256 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:19,400 roll into it. We need to build up. Yeah. Baby steps. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, thanks for that, 257 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:27,240 Dan. Hopefully that's suffice for this week. Do you reckon Danny Drew is a top shagger? 258 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:32,360 I think he needs to tell us. Cause like he's once, no, it's like, I don't know if he's 259 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:40,120 like, he's giving off a bit of Virgil vibes. I don't know if it's just like seeing if your 260 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,400 competition to him, like is he like, does he think he's a top shagger? There's no competition. 261 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,480 I'm married. I need to know. Yeah. All right. He might be my book like back in the day top 262 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:54,440 shagger. I don't know, Dan, you need to get some more information on yourself. And you 263 00:27:54,440 --> 00:28:01,320 married single with someone. Hey, do you need relationship advice? Yeah. Right. Can you keep 264 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:08,280 it up since you asked me that last week as well? Cause that's what it was. You must have 265 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:13,800 done it a few times. Oh, he did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That must, that's probably why, you 266 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:21,000 know, he's the one that done that vessel, which isn't on last week's episode. That's 267 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,880 a bank episode for people, but yeah, maybe he's the one that can't keep it up. But watches 268 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:34,600 his Mrs. Fucking twine go ahead. So maybe, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for your mind. Yeah. 269 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:42,360 Thanks for that. Um, David, uh, you need to go as well. Yeah. I think that we might not 270 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:49,560 listen to him. He's just a scroll with a left. Yeah. Um, but again, yeah. Uh, anyone that 271 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:56,680 does want to send in any emails, any questions, uh, you want to give some banter to Danny 272 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:05,880 jail or else he's asking for it. And he wants something, man. He wants some attention. Yeah. 273 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:17,160 He's already done. Yeah. So I think we should move on again. Now. Yeah. I think it kind of 274 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:23,320 leads in to what we've, well, what all the corner can speak about. Anyway, we touched 275 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:30,040 on it the other week. Kinks. Yeah. Well, this is, this started because I said I'd rather 276 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,600 get pissed on then get pecked. And you said you'd rather get pecked and pissed on. Yeah. 277 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:39,640 Which for me, so that just says like, obviously people have weird, not weird, but different, 278 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:47,160 obviously different tastes. So, you know, we're just thinking over fetishes are there 279 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,720 like that, you know, ignore the dog in the background. Yeah. 280 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:03,880 It looks like, yeah. It's all right. People don't mind the dog barking in the background. 281 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:14,440 It's organic. Yeah. Real, real, real, real, real dog. It's a cat. It's a cat. It's a cat barking. 282 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:25,400 So yeah, it kind of sounds to thinking what all that. Yeah. Well, before we start, 283 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:33,560 what would be your limit in terms of, so you'd get pecked. No, it's not that I would, but I'd 284 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:43,480 prefer that to getting pissed on. So yeah, any bodily functions, so getting pissed and shit on, 285 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:50,680 I wouldn't be able to do that because I'm just, I think I'd throw up everywhere. I'm not into 286 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:58,600 the dominate tricks. Yeah. Sorry, you're going, sorry. Yeah. So I'm not into anything like that. 287 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:04,360 You know, I'm getting old, I ache enough as it is. So I don't need anyone fucking like whipping me 288 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:14,360 or stamping on my buttocks or anything, which that is an insane one. Lord, how men enjoy getting the 289 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:20,920 balls fucking stamped and kicked and whatever. Oh God, it's just strange. And like getting walked 290 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:26,200 around like a dog as well. You've seen when they do all that. Yeah. So what I've seen, the majority 291 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:34,040 of the men that do that, where they're like high flying business people. They're literally 292 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,320 because they're always in control and they're telling everyone else what to do, that they 293 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:44,600 need that reverse. That's what they have to do. Yeah. They have the dominate tricks to get them 294 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:49,800 on the lead and fucking do all that. Because there's another weird one at the moment. I say it's weird. 295 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:55,800 I think it's just because it's a younger thing or something, but I don't know what the name of it 296 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:03,320 is, but basically these women get paid by, I'm assuming mainly men anyway, to just be nasty to 297 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:09,720 them. So it would be like, yeah. So it'd be sent like 50 quid and then they'll send a voice note 298 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,280 saying, you're a cunt and fucking you're an ugly prick. You've got a little dick or whatever. 299 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,080 Seen fucking print screens where they're getting hundreds and hundreds of pounds just to get, 300 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,800 just to tell someone that they're fucking a piece of shit or whatever. 301 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:33,080 I don't, I wouldn't fucking want that. I mean, someone can pay me. Yeah. If someone wants to 302 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:39,080 fucking send us some money. I mean, we'd be happy for the money anyway. But yeah, if you just want 303 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:45,000 us to slag you off, I know we've been giving top banta and top advice for free. What's your 304 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,720 charge cost? You have to do things about it. Yeah. You owe us two more emails. 305 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:56,680 Get someone else to subscribe and listen to us. We need more fans. 306 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:06,280 But yeah, there's, there's a lot of fucking, there's a lot out there. Yeah. I don't want to 307 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:13,320 say nasty and say, you know, it's just not your taste. People are fucking weirdos. Yeah. 308 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:22,680 So I suppose my limit, I'm a bit vanilla really when it comes to that. You know, 309 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:32,040 see, cause I like to just keep it basic, you know, sex is sex. Fucking, you know, 310 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,720 I don't really even do any fucking role play. I suppose if the missus wanted to fucking dress 311 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:43,800 up and whatever, then we do that. But no, I'm not going to fucking get a boy, but breaking 312 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,000 butt plug and let her in charge of the fucking remote while I'm doing the shop as or anything. 313 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:56,040 You know, fucking not more puppeteer. Now, there is a lot out there, isn't there? In terms of all 314 00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:03,080 the stuff. Yeah. Obviously you want to be pissed on. So what's your limit? No, no. And I reckon, 315 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:10,280 you know, the listeners would agree. You'd rather get pissed on than get pegged. Like that's how I 316 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:17,160 see it, but obviously you're sitting the opposite way. But for me, you get pissed on in the shower, 317 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:22,600 then you shower. Yeah. You've got to be in the bath or shower. If you've been pegged, you've been 318 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:29,240 bummed. It's like some things went up there mate. And I did the poison trigger up there one time and 319 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:33,080 I was bad enough. Yeah. That was because you couldn't get things out. And then yeah, yeah. 320 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:39,000 Yeah. It's a, you're probably the idiot. You never have that problem again there. Loosen your butt. 321 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:47,320 I haven't had it since. Fucking got to put lube on that glove. Fucking loved it, didn't you? 322 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:53,560 Best orgasm of your life. Of the American pie. Is that actually a thing? It must be a thing. 323 00:34:53,560 --> 00:35:00,680 And it is meant to be. I reckon you will try that mate. No. You've mentioned you love pegging. 324 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:08,600 I've never done anything like that. Because again, not that I know of any way of anyone in our friend 325 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:14,280 group, but when you hear of other groups of lads and the way that they'll sit there and watch porn 326 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:21,720 together and the first one that gets hard is gay. I know it's always been a stupid thing. 327 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:32,600 And then the way you hear them say they've fucked the sofa and whatever. I've never 328 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:38,920 even tried anything like that. Especially when you go through puberty and all that, 329 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:45,800 you're a young lad fucking, you want to just come and come everywhere. But I never looked at my 330 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,640 fucking sofa when I was a kid. Looking at the cream leather sofa and thought I'm going to stick 331 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:55,800 more dick in that. Never crossed my mind. Because it just wouldn't have felt nice. It would have 332 00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:01,240 fucking... Sweaty leather that everyone's already been sitting on. Feet all over it, 333 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,240 hands all over it, whatever. What would I want to stick my dick in that? They're not going to 334 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:11,240 clean it afterwards then as well. I don't see the obsession with people. But again, 335 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:15,640 younger generation might be different. I don't know. The thing that I've never understood is 336 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:27,240 lidy boys. Because they're not lidy boys. They're just men with tits. They're not girls with a dick. 337 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:32,920 There was born my own and just had... Yeah, the breast implants. 338 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,120 Yeah, that's literally it. That's what I want to be. 339 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:44,840 But it's just something that I've never understood. The fast go tall and lidy boys. 340 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:51,160 Because it's... Do you remember the Jeff video? I don't know if it was an arm. 341 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:51,960 Oh, sure it was an arm. 342 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,440 And it was like, Jeff's going to be the dick of it. That was funny. 343 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,640 It was funny, yeah. 344 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,200 You don't go... 345 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:05,240 Yeah, it's not for me. But again, that's because we're just... 346 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:12,440 Not that we're out of the towns or anything, but we've just always been heterosexual men. 347 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,640 We don't... Well, I know I don't, personally. Anyway, fans always about same-sex relationships 348 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:29,720 or whatever. Again, I know it was around when we was kids and that, but it wasn't something that we 349 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:35,400 wanted to do. It was always just... Only had eyes for girls, basically. 350 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:43,480 That's just our inclination. Now, I know for a vast majority, it is different. Obviously, 351 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,600 we've covered it numerous times on previous episodes. We're not going to go down a tangent 352 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,280 now, because if you do want to listen to those rants, listen back to previous episodes. 353 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:52,780 We've grown. 354 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,760 It's not that we've grown. It's just we've ranted enough about it. 355 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:07,320 I mean, I know there was a lad that was... I'll say a lad. Another trans person I was 356 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:12,360 speaking to the other week, and he was saying that his niece is in a relationship with 357 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:20,280 a non-binary or something. Even he was saying, I just feel like she feels pressured to have to 358 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,680 be in this relationship to be accepted by everyone else that she's around. 359 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 360 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:31,320 I hope that's not the case with a lot of these people these days. But I wouldn't be surprised 361 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:36,200 if it is. They're trying to fit in, so they're doing something that they're not comfortable with. 362 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000 But as I say, we're not going to get into a rant about it. I'm fucking sick of all these 363 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,640 fucking queers. Jokes. I am joking. 364 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:53,640 Now, yeah, as I say, we've gone over it. The opinions are out there. Sam Smith's a dickhead. 365 00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:01,640 But yeah, I'm not going to get pissed and shit on. You're not going to get pegged. 366 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:07,240 So let's talk about some other strange kinks that we've seen. 367 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:07,740 Let's do. 368 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:11,980 Let's do. Now, some of these surprised me actually when we ran through them. 369 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:17,420 Yeah, so I wouldn't have necessarily known most of these, to be honest. 370 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,180 And they've all got weird names. 371 00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:19,680 Yeah. 372 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:24,620 So who makes the names? Look, if you're into something, who then decides that name for that 373 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,620 thing? Do you know? 374 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:32,380 I don't know. I mean, it was probably a man that made the name because that was always the way 375 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:39,020 it was. Most of the lady parts are named after men. That was just, you know, 376 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,860 bond as keepers sort of rules, weren't it? 377 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:43,900 Like when you find a plenty. 378 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,300 Yeah, you got to call it after yourself, ain't it? 379 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:46,800 That's it. 380 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,180 Real talking, funny. 381 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:49,980 Real talking. 382 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:59,900 So literally the first list that I clicked on, we've already had a quick read and this is why 383 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:03,740 I'm going to fucking go through it now because this is just baffling somebody's stuff. 384 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:09,020 So the first one on the list, I'm pretty sure everyone will know, but it's a necrophilia. 385 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:10,700 So it's a razzle to corpses. 386 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:18,300 But how would you, sorry, but how would you know you get a razzle to dead bodies without seeing it? 387 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,300 I don't know how you figured this out. 388 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,020 Yeah, how do you know? Like, oh, that's what I mean, sir. 389 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:28,380 Yeah, I can only imagine that initially it would be just from watching films and 390 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:29,420 that character. 391 00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:31,580 Yeah, like when they're doing the autopsy or something. 392 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:35,580 Yeah. And so then you feel yourself get a bit fucking aroused. 393 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:36,700 A bit twingey. 394 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:37,500 Yeah, get a bit stiff. 395 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,300 A bit keen. 396 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:38,800 Yeah. 397 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:41,420 I don't know. 398 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,700 But then to actually act on it as well. 399 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:49,660 But there's only a few jobs, literally a few jobs that you'd be able to do that. 400 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,620 And I'm on about jobs. 401 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,180 Yeah. 402 00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:56,540 You know, obviously you can kill someone and then defeat Jeffrey Dahmer style. 403 00:40:56,540 --> 00:41:02,860 But, you know, literally you've got to work in a hospital or a morgue or a funeral home. 404 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,060 That's pretty much it. 405 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:06,060 That's it. So you get your kicks. 406 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:12,780 Well, I mean, it must be harder for women to have that fancy, like that kink fetish, 407 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:20,300 because unless the corpse is died after having some Viagra or something, it's just a fucking 408 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,820 soft little cock anyway. 409 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:26,620 But it's just like the visual of it though. They don't want to... 410 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:27,120 I don't know. 411 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,500 So I know that... 412 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,780 I'm asking like, you know, my... 413 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:34,060 Yeah, yeah. I've got all the details on it and all. 414 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:40,300 I know that we've, men have been arrested for it, because it is illegal, necrophilia. 415 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:47,020 It's because they know that they've done it because as they've done another autopsy, 416 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:50,140 they've found all the semen in there and that's how they've trapped it to the person. 417 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:56,060 Again, slowly going off topic. I don't know if it was on the radio or if I read it somewhere, 418 00:41:56,060 --> 00:42:02,460 but there was a lady that had been in a coma for, I don't know, say three years or something. 419 00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:02,960 Yeah. 420 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,660 And she fell pregnant while in this coma. 421 00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:06,460 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 422 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:10,460 And it was like, I don't know if it was like the maintenance guy or... 423 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:11,900 Oh, no, that one was a nurse. 424 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,100 Yeah, it was one of the nurses. 425 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:17,740 Yeah, so it was a nurse that had fucking, well, you know, essentially raped her. 426 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,240 Yeah. 427 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,660 She's not consenting. 428 00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:23,940 I'm sure it was the person, I don't know what you'd call him, you know, where they change, 429 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,580 change him obviously, because then they change him and stuff like that. 430 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:27,700 Is it a cat? 431 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:29,620 No, fucking hell. 432 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,420 Yeah, we know what we're trying to get at. 433 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:36,820 It's one of those people that just, you know, changes the clothes, whatever. 434 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:37,320 Yeah. 435 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:37,820 Yeah. 436 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:38,860 Yeah, yeah. 437 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:42,420 So that happened. I know there was another story where... 438 00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:47,140 Hey, how do people, some people's word, like... 439 00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,100 Yeah, it is different word. 440 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,140 Just to see someone just like in a coma. 441 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:55,380 I suppose with that, it's just thinking that you're going to get away with it. 442 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,740 You just spoke about the fear of getting caught. 443 00:43:00,180 --> 00:43:02,340 Can you imagine the fear? 444 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:06,020 Well, I suppose that's probably a part of it, isn't it? 445 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,460 Maybe just a part of the thrill. 446 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:11,380 I don't know. 447 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:17,460 But again, I know there was another story where there was multiple cases over years and years. 448 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:29,300 With the dead bodies, finding out somehow that they'd been sexually assaulted as the corpse. 449 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:33,140 And it ended up being the maintenance man. 450 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:36,900 So he'd be there changing old clothes and that, and then like, 451 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:41,540 oh, another dead body, I've lost my dick in that. And then it weren't literally until like he was 452 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:48,420 about to retire that he got caught and then he got locked up. So literally he worked all his life. 453 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:53,700 And then as he's about to retire, gets fucking done. So spending the last of his life in prison. 454 00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:59,300 I don't know what sort of sentence you'd get for that because they're already dead. 455 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,180 I don't know. Yeah, what kind of life sentence? 456 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,220 Obviously. 457 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:09,940 On life sentence? I probably should. Well, I say I probably should, 458 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:15,380 but I wasn't planning on telling that story. So, you know, maybe next time I'll do a bit of research. 459 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:22,420 So necrophilia, wrong. I don't avoid classes of fetish, but don't do it. 460 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:25,140 That's not a fetish, that's just illegal. 461 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:25,700 It's wrong. 462 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,300 It's disgusting. It's disgusting. 463 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:34,660 The next one is coprophilia, which is the arousal to feces. 464 00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:36,900 So as we've already touched on poop. 465 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,540 Yeah, I'll start some more. I want to get shit on. 466 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,860 This might be a bit funny as well. 467 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:47,940 Yeah. Do you remember when two girls drunk up was a thing? 468 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:48,500 Yeah. 469 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:52,580 And you know, being kids and fucking actually listening to everyone clickily. 470 00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:59,220 I couldn't even watch it as well. I watched fucking beats and then go 471 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:02,420 because whoever you weaved a lot. No, no, it's finished now. You look again. 472 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:05,860 And there's fucking another bit of shit being called into a glass or whatever. 473 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,380 It's like, that is disgusting. 474 00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,820 But to even fucking do that in the first place. 475 00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:13,540 I want to know. 476 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:18,820 This is so like, who thinks of that? Who thinks they're going to record it? 477 00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:23,060 And who thinks I'm going to ask this person that I like doing this with shit? 478 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:27,380 And I go, yeah. And then you ask another, you know, three people. 479 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,820 Well, you ask three people and you film it or whatever way around it was. 480 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:33,380 How do you is that a community for that? 481 00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:35,540 There's got to be someone. I mean, I imagine there is, yeah. 482 00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:39,700 Because if there's a community for fucking people to share pictures of kids, then 483 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,460 also a community of that. 484 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:43,940 Would you get paid then when you take a dump 485 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:49,300 and put it in there and show them you're done just like that or just need to be in person? 486 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,940 Well, would be a bit of a strange audition, wouldn't it? 487 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,260 Mm hmm. 488 00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:58,020 Just one. Just go on out on the floor there and see what you got. 489 00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:01,300 But you know, all the senses from me, the smell. 490 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:04,900 I don't know if any of you is out there listening. 491 00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:07,300 It just works. 492 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,060 Obviously, it's a shit plan. 493 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:13,060 Let us know. Tell us what you find fun. 494 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:15,380 It must be hard. There must not be many people into that. 495 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,500 I bet it's bigger than we expect. 496 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:18,820 Yeah. 497 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:20,820 I don't want it to be. 498 00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:23,860 I don't want to even think about it. 499 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:24,660 I can imagine. 500 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:30,100 I can say like out of every thousand people, there's like fucking probably like 120 that like it. 501 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:33,380 I wouldn't want it to be that high, but I would not be surprised. 502 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:40,020 This one's for all the Japanese people out there. 503 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:40,660 Konnichiwa. 504 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:47,140 Throterism, which is the arousal of touching a stranger in crowded places. 505 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,740 Why is that like for Japan now? 506 00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:57,940 Because that's what a lot of them do on the because with the trains and that literally pushing them in 507 00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:00,580 just so they can shut the doors. 508 00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:05,860 And that's where a lot of these girls get all felt up and fucking finger out and all that. 509 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:11,540 I don't know how you fucking love. 510 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:18,820 Because it's not like you can fucking really do anything to try and get your dick in and that. 511 00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,980 Because you're that squash thing. 512 00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:27,780 So to me, I don't know how to fucking really enjoy it causing someone fucking his comfort, 513 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:28,420 his pleasure. 514 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:33,140 But again, that's just obviously personal preference and didn't worry. 515 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:38,020 You know, I'm not fucking out there to fucking hurt people and that kind of thing. 516 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:38,740 Not willingly. 517 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:45,140 You know, I'm all do with words sometimes, but to be fair, if you're offended by anything, I'll say 518 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:48,180 just give you a red a bubble, any. 519 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:52,580 So next one on the list, 520 00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:57,780 Leufophilia, which is the arousal to stone and gravel. 521 00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:58,660 That's a lot. 522 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,020 Why are you walking across the walking on this train? 523 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,700 There's a fucking stone and gravel. 524 00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:04,180 Fuck you know. 525 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:06,900 Look at the curves on that. 526 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:12,340 I have seen a lot of people walking around barefoot, not just lightly, but you know, 527 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:14,260 fucking you think about it over the years. 528 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:17,460 You just see someone walking on the street with no shoes and that. 529 00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:19,700 And they're harmless people. 530 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,420 My no, the fucking love of videos. 531 00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:23,220 Also going to be. 532 00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:26,660 Yeah, yeah. 533 00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:31,540 No, it's one thing to enjoy the fear of the sanding your toes when you're walking on the 534 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:32,180 beach. 535 00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:32,900 No, hot sand. 536 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,420 Yeah, that ain't fucking making my dick hard. 537 00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:41,380 Well, yeah, plus I don't walk barefoot on the beach. 538 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,980 Yeah, no, not for me. 539 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,580 Oh, gravel. 540 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:45,780 It looks like a bag of gravel. 541 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:46,580 We think so. 542 00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:50,580 Oh, you got to rub your fucking dick on it. 543 00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:51,780 Oh, God. 544 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:52,580 No. 545 00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:59,780 Acritice is the arousal of the sun's rise. 546 00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:01,780 A lot of vitamin D there. 547 00:49:01,780 --> 00:49:03,780 Kid. 548 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:05,780 Too much debt. 549 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:08,580 Like Spain, Morocco. 550 00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:11,780 Fucking Australia. 551 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,780 Fucking behind all the time. 552 00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:15,780 I could have walked out the door, keep your guard in your clothes. 553 00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:17,780 Vampire. 554 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,780 Stop. 555 00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:21,780 Because we've got a bit of sun. 556 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:23,780 Sunshine. 557 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,780 Sunshine, Gary Neville. 558 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,780 So we've got a bit of the sun out today. 559 00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:31,780 And you're just walking down the road. 560 00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:36,980 Everyone's walking past you and you're there fucking teasing all over the place and you 561 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:38,980 are in your pants. 562 00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:40,980 Imagine if you got that one and the gravel one. 563 00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:42,980 So you're outside in the sun. 564 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,980 Just in heaven there. 565 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:46,980 Orgasmic. 566 00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:48,980 I bet there's not a ginger person with that one though. 567 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:50,980 I can't be out in the sun. 568 00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,980 This is giving me a bit of sun on my arm. 569 00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,980 Imagine if there was. 570 00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:56,980 It's all billy sway. 571 00:49:56,980 --> 00:50:00,980 You're getting fucking hard because you're getting sunburned. 572 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,980 Getting cancer. 573 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:04,980 Sunburned willy. 574 00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:06,980 Sunburned willy. 575 00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:08,980 Fuck that. 576 00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:10,980 That'd kill. 577 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:12,980 I got burnt off as a cube. 578 00:50:12,980 --> 00:50:14,980 I would not want that. 579 00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,980 I'm more Neville Regions. 580 00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:18,980 I'll tell you though, sorry. 581 00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:22,980 To go back on that one, I suppose if you did like the sun you would be a nitrist. 582 00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:24,980 I suppose. 583 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,980 You know what? 584 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,980 I may be going with the other one as well before that maybe. 585 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:30,980 Yeah. 586 00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:34,980 I bet that there is a fetish of people getting sunburned. 587 00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:36,980 I bet people love that. 588 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:42,980 Because as much as I didn't like getting sunburned, it was a nice feeling pulling the skin off. 589 00:50:42,980 --> 00:50:46,980 So I bet there's some people that fucking jizz all over that as well don't they? 590 00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:50,980 I've got a weird fetish. 591 00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:52,980 But not a sexual one. 592 00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:54,980 You've let all the listeners down. 593 00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:55,980 I know. 594 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:57,980 Bruise pain. 595 00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:01,980 My partner has a bruise. I can't help but push it. 596 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:03,980 But I don't bruise easily. 597 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,980 I haven't had a bruise for a good three years. 598 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:11,980 But every time I get a bruise, I just spend the whole time pressing it, pressing it, pressing it, grabbing it, squeezing it, squeezing it. 599 00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:16,980 And the pain, I like it. 600 00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:18,980 I kind of get what you mean. 601 00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:20,980 It's a nice pain. 602 00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:28,980 Depending on where I get a bruise, whether there's a bit of a satisfaction of the little pain or not. 603 00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:33,980 Because the amount of times I've swatted my shins, that's not a nice bruise to press. 604 00:51:33,980 --> 00:51:35,980 Because it hurts. 605 00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:39,980 But I get it if you've whacked your arm and you've got a bruise on your arm. 606 00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,980 It can be. 607 00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:45,980 Again, I'm not getting hard over it. 608 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,980 I get what you're saying. 609 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:50,980 I'm just because we're on about weird things. 610 00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:52,980 And this is real talk. 611 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:56,980 So we've got to give you our real opinions. 612 00:51:56,980 --> 00:52:05,980 But again, similar to the bruises, if I've got a cut on my leg or my arm, when it scabs over, do you pick the scab off? 613 00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:07,980 No, no, no. 614 00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:09,980 I've never done that. 615 00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:12,980 Not Lord Compton every ten minutes as soon as it's dropped. 616 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:15,980 But I'll sit there and pick the scab off. 617 00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:19,980 No, I've never crossed my mind. 618 00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:22,980 Because that's a nice feeling, it's peeling the scab off. 619 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:25,980 I know you've got a scab on your knee at the moment, Lord. 620 00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:32,980 Not if it's continuously bruising, but when you're just exposing the fresh new skin underneath, it's just fucking feels nice, man. 621 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:34,980 Yeah. 622 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:38,980 So back to the fetishes. 623 00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:40,980 Sexual. 624 00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:46,980 Zoroophilia, which is the arisen of wood. 625 00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:48,980 You see it, Trey. 626 00:52:48,980 --> 00:52:53,980 Yeah, so that sort of makes you think about all the fucking tree huggers back in the day and that, Lord. 627 00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:55,980 Save the rainforest. 628 00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,980 That can't be a thing. 629 00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,980 I mean. 630 00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:01,980 What's the... 631 00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,980 I think it's like rule 34. 632 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:07,980 If someone's thought of you, there's a porn of you. 633 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,980 I know. 634 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,980 That's a word. 635 00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:14,980 Right, they're all straight. 636 00:53:14,980 --> 00:53:16,980 Yeah. 637 00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:23,980 Jerem Toffia is arisen to elderly people. 638 00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:26,980 So someone's going round to your nan's house. 639 00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:30,980 Not us personally, but going round to a nan's house. 640 00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:32,980 Oh yes, Deirdre. 641 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,980 Go on, get that jumper on. 642 00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:36,980 Go on, girl. 643 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,980 Get the biscuits out. 644 00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:40,980 That's it. 645 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,980 Shortbread. 646 00:53:42,980 --> 00:53:44,980 Well, that's original. 647 00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:46,980 Yeah. 648 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,980 Oh, that reminds me. 649 00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:50,980 Those fucking sweets, come on, people. 650 00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,980 You know what we're like with our fucking tangents. 651 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:56,980 Those sweets were called Campinos. 652 00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:58,980 Them fucking sweets. 653 00:53:58,980 --> 00:54:00,980 Oh, right, yeah. 654 00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:02,980 We couldn't remember them the other week. 655 00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:04,980 So they were like a fucking yogurt, strawberry. 656 00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,980 Yeah, I was reading them on Starbucks. 657 00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,980 Campinos. 658 00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:17,980 But yeah, so going to the post office, seeing the elderly there, 659 00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:23,980 working in an old people's home, and then cruise ships. 660 00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:27,980 That's probably one of the few things that you can get the most out of that. 661 00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:31,980 I don't know if we spoke about this on another podcast. 662 00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,980 Maybe so, I can't remember. 663 00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,980 So you know, when you're on cruise ships, 664 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:38,980 an upside down pineapple means you're swingers. 665 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:40,980 Yeah, so pineapples are a... 666 00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:43,980 And a cruise ship is one big massive swinger party. 667 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,980 Depends on which cruise ship you're going to. 668 00:54:45,980 --> 00:54:47,980 Like an adults only one. 669 00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:49,980 Yeah, it's adults only. 670 00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:54,980 Some of them will have speed dating or whatever. 671 00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:57,980 But yeah, if it's a family cruise ship, where there's kids running around, 672 00:54:57,980 --> 00:54:59,980 it's after 9 o'clock. 673 00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:07,980 When I went to a cruise, and I don't know if it was done on purpose, 674 00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:11,980 because it's a pineapple upside down, right. 675 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,980 So the pineapple's upside down. 676 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:16,980 Because there's different meanings for which plane you have it. 677 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:21,980 I think a pineapple upright is just soft swing, 678 00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:23,980 so you're just fucking in front of other people. 679 00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:26,980 But when it's upside down, it's full swing, so you swap. 680 00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:30,980 And I don't know, so when I went to Greece last, 681 00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:34,980 there was a Lila, there's a pineapple upside down, 682 00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:36,980 right outside the door. 683 00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:40,980 So to do it, you'd have to hold it up and close the door. 684 00:55:40,980 --> 00:55:43,980 So when you pull the door, it'll just fall forward then. 685 00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:46,980 And I thought, that's strange. 686 00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:49,980 They had all this space to put it obviously next to the door, 687 00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,980 even in the fucking room. 688 00:55:51,980 --> 00:55:55,980 So when I saw one of them, I was like, I know what you used to do. 689 00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:58,980 That's where my mind took me with that. 690 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,980 I didn't knock on. 691 00:56:00,980 --> 00:56:03,980 No, no, just wall train. 692 00:56:03,980 --> 00:56:05,980 Short straddle. 693 00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:08,980 With pineapple short side. 694 00:56:08,980 --> 00:56:14,980 Yeah, I know that a lot of people have just gone to the club 695 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,980 with a little pineapple pin, 696 00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:21,980 and that'll start the conversation with people as well. 697 00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:25,980 I mean, pineapple in general, don't even love pineapples. 698 00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:27,980 Especially not a pizza. 699 00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:29,980 No, no. 700 00:56:29,980 --> 00:56:30,980 Fuck you if you love that. 701 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,980 Ham and pineapple pizza. 702 00:56:32,980 --> 00:56:34,980 It's got to be the worst pizza, ain't it? 703 00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:36,980 Yeah, fair enough. 704 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:39,980 If you're into that kind of thing, give it to yourself. 705 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:41,980 We don't care. 706 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,980 Don't email us about that, please. 707 00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:46,980 Well, pineapple and cheese on a stick is nice. 708 00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:49,980 That's it, I just don't want pineapple. 709 00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:52,980 I'm not even really a fan of the juice, unless it's in alcohol. 710 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:53,980 Rune. 711 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,980 It is. 712 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:59,980 Right, so we've only got a couple left of these. 713 00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:03,980 Thanks for listening still. 714 00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:11,980 Agal, agalmatophilia, I'll probably butcher half of these anyway. 715 00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:14,980 Arousal to statues. 716 00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:17,980 So again, you can just walk around in a museum in that look. 717 00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:22,980 Yeah, look at that, fucking sitting there with his head on his fist, fucking getting 718 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:24,980 out of that. 719 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:32,980 But it can be a bit more understandable because you think of a lot of these ancient Greek 720 00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:37,980 statues where it's the women with the tits out and fucking the men with the little fucking 721 00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:39,980 cock hanging out and all that. 722 00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:44,980 I suppose that can be a kickstarter to get your juices blowing. 723 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:48,980 I suppose before there was porn and porn on mags. 724 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:49,980 Yeah. 725 00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:52,980 There's no page three no more. 726 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:55,980 Yeah, there wasn't much to... 727 00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:56,980 Oh God. 728 00:57:56,980 --> 00:58:02,980 Sorry, I know we're going off again, but I think boring must it have been? 729 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:08,980 It was bad enough when we was kids and you had to fucking hope that there'd still be 730 00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:11,980 a page three from the sun left, that you could take that left. 731 00:58:11,980 --> 00:58:15,980 Remember they have Cedars, they have some time on the page three to be ripped down and 732 00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:16,980 stuff. 733 00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:17,980 Yeah. 734 00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:23,980 And so you've got to try and fucking use that for your imagination because we, as growing 735 00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:28,980 up, we had internet, but it wasn't as easy as fucking what we've had. 736 00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:29,980 Couldn't survive like today's. 737 00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:30,980 Nah, fucking... 738 00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:35,980 I mean, I've got stories about that to say for another part anyway, like the old MSN 739 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:36,980 days and stuff. 740 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:41,980 But yeah, you couldn't, it took like five minutes to load a picture. 741 00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:45,980 So if you tried to get a fucking porn video on there, well, they didn't exist. 742 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:48,980 They probably did, but not for fucking the old diadop. 743 00:58:48,980 --> 00:58:53,980 Put that on the phone, I'm trying to speak to my mate. 744 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:55,980 God, shit that is, man. 745 00:58:55,980 --> 00:59:01,980 So yeah, fucking how bad must it have been to fucking have to rely on sneaking past the 746 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:06,980 statue just to see some fucking little dips or a fucking little dick to try and remember 747 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:07,980 that. 748 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:12,980 To run back home and fucking just blast one over. 749 00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:13,980 Oh God. 750 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:16,980 So glad that fucking we have technology. 751 00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:20,980 Until it takes over that is. 752 00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:23,980 Formicophilia, arousal to insects. 753 00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,980 No, no doubt. 754 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:31,980 I don't know why someone would be sitting there looking at a fucking spoiler on the 755 00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:33,980 cobweb in the corner that they haven't cleaned up. 756 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,980 To be fair, I don't know. 757 00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:37,980 It's just like... 758 00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:42,980 To be fair, I probably should have done it in reverse order because we've gone from extreme 759 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:43,980 to... 760 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:44,980 Yeah. 761 00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:45,980 I mean, this is still fucking just stupid. 762 00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:50,980 Let's say, look, while you're looking at it like a fucking insect and thinking, oh yeah, 763 00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:53,980 all them fucking legs all over me, fucking getting me. 764 00:59:53,980 --> 00:59:58,980 Fucking imagine if you say a centipede. 765 00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,980 Fucking 100 eggs. 766 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:02,980 Fucking overdrive. 767 01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:04,980 Fucking super blast. 768 01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:05,980 Right. 769 01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:06,980 And then the last one on this list. 770 01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:07,980 There was plenty of websites. 771 01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:12,980 If you want to fucking Google it and that yourself, have fun. 772 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:15,980 There's some strange ones out there. 773 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:22,980 Stoichophilia, arousal to the thoughts of hellfire and damnation. 774 01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:26,980 So literally someone, they've just been a knob or whatever. 775 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:31,980 And then you turn around and say, fuck off, go to hell. 776 01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:35,980 That's just got them off. 777 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:36,980 It's weird. 778 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,980 What would you fucking think about... 779 01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:41,980 You never put the cooker on me. 780 01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:43,980 Yeah, I suppose not. 781 01:00:43,980 --> 01:00:45,980 Never been around a barbecue. 782 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:47,980 No, can't smoke. 783 01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:48,980 Yeah. 784 01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:53,980 Why did you smoke it so it just go... 785 01:00:53,980 --> 01:00:55,980 Fucking strange. 786 01:00:55,980 --> 01:01:03,980 Literally thinking about permanent torture and that in the afterlife is getting you hard. 787 01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:08,980 I don't know why these things exist. 788 01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:10,980 I don't know what is the name for it. 789 01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:16,980 There's obviously more than one person for it to become a conversation. 790 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:19,980 And then, yeah, have a title. 791 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:23,980 And obviously we're talking about it right now. 792 01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:32,980 So send us in your kinks what you'd like to do or have done to you. 793 01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:36,980 How many times you want to wank over a statue. 794 01:01:36,980 --> 01:01:40,980 I mean, you might be into paintings or something. 795 01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:42,980 I bet that's one as well. 796 01:01:42,980 --> 01:01:44,980 There's one for insects. 797 01:01:44,980 --> 01:01:50,980 So, yeah, to all you little fucking weirdos or freaks out there. 798 01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:52,980 Kirsty and Danny J. 799 01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:53,980 David. 800 01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:56,980 David, don't even know. 801 01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:59,980 David, stop listening to that episode. 802 01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:01,980 No, I don't, mate. 803 01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:02,980 Yeah, fucking hell. 804 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:04,980 Yeah, you probably have some subscribed now, haven't you? 805 01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:05,980 Yeah. 806 01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:07,980 Dan's fault, that is. 807 01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:08,980 Scared him. 808 01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:10,980 Just didn't want to be, did it? 809 01:02:10,980 --> 01:02:20,980 So, yeah, send us in your questions, emails, your thoughts on any of the weird shit we've just gone through. 810 01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:22,980 Any of some weird shit? 811 01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:25,980 It was a bit deflated, I think a few of those to be honest. 812 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,980 Fucking, I need to go home and cry or something. 813 01:02:28,980 --> 01:02:30,980 But I'll have a drink instead. 814 01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:31,980 That's it. 815 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:32,980 I need to throw it out. 816 01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:36,980 Not when you're going to be listening to this, but at least for us right now. 817 01:02:36,980 --> 01:02:38,980 Because that's how things work. 818 01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:41,980 So, we record, edit, post. 819 01:02:41,980 --> 01:02:42,980 Well, I don't. 820 01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:46,980 Yeah, enjoy and we'll see you next week. 821 01:02:46,980 --> 01:03:08,980 Bye for now.