1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,720 Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:25,120 host Ash and JD. So we haven't got any news this week really, there hasn't been any new 3 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:32,880 evidence or people talking really about the aliens. They've not confirmed that they do 4 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:41,360 want to peg us or anything. They've been quiet since the pegging. They've not come out with 5 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:50,400 any new ragdolls or anything. So I thought we'd start off with my antics of last weekend. 6 00:00:50,400 --> 00:01:00,800 Yeah, you was on a stag dirt? Yeah, my brother's stag dirt. We went out to Nottingham and so to 7 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:09,840 set the scene a little bit I got some oil digs and the other brother picked me up as we was on 8 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:14,160 the wire there then which was already staying in town because the price of the bloody Premier 9 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:25,440 Ring was £130. Travelodge, just wanted to sleep and shit. £140 for a Travelodge and then still 10 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:32,160 £80 was the next cheapest in the town centre. I remember, I know we haven't done it for a little 11 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:39,600 while now, but I used to on the day book the Premier Ring at Robbie Nords and it would still 12 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:46,320 be about £40 but on the day and then literally since Covid all the prices just gone up. So 13 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:54,080 I got a room just outside of town, three more from the actual centre, £36 bargain. It was almost 14 00:01:54,080 --> 00:02:01,600 like a student accommodation to prepare but I can't knock it for say £36. You just want to 15 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:10,320 bed. Yeah you just want a gear down and have a shit. That's it. Well I'll get on to that. So because 16 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:14,880 it was too early for me to check in I've literally parked on the drive, brother's picked me up so 17 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:21,920 the driving down, well he's driving, I'm sitting in the dark and my brother who's staggy was, 18 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:27,360 he's rank up so he'd already been in town since like half nine. In the morning? Yeah, 19 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:35,280 when I had breakfast. Did they go to? No, they literally just went and grabbed breakfast. 20 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,440 I don't know if they went to North Webberspoons or something but they've 21 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:44,240 grabbed breakfast and they're already on the drinks. So yeah Webberspoons are half nines, 22 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:50,880 an alpha move mate. Well I remember we went there one morning, sorry I will get to the actual story 23 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,840 at some point, you know what these podcasts are about, we're all over the place with the real talk. 24 00:02:55,840 --> 00:03:02,320 Reno. So I remember we went to one, I don't know what we were doing for the day, 25 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:10,480 ah we were avoiding some person, one individual, he who shall not be named and so it was three of 26 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:18,320 us, maybe four of us, we just said yeah we're gonna avoid this person all day. So we went to Webberspoons, 27 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:23,360 grabbed a breakfast, it was like half eight in the morning and there was people that had still been 28 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:29,520 on it all night just lagging, they were arguing a lot, yeah a lot, the beer garden we weren't now. 29 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:35,760 Yeah. And I remember we've gone to the bar to order the breakfast and they're just getting 30 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,640 shot tonight, you can see they were still sniffed off, they'd had a whole nod session and it was 31 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:48,160 just ongoing, you know typical Birmingham things. So yeah I don't know exactly but I think he was 32 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:53,360 like the spoons have had breakfast and they're on the drinks already. So he's rang up my brother while 33 00:03:54,080 --> 00:04:02,480 he's driving and he's like, yeah I've got this t-shirt on and it's only gay pride, 34 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:07,920 you know there's all the gays around and I've got this t-shirt on and I was like well you 35 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:14,480 thinking then don't you mate? He's like fuck off Joe, fuck off. So I already knew what the t-shirt was 36 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:21,280 roughly but I hadn't seen it. So as we've got to him it's a picture of Philip Schofield 37 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:31,280 and then team Philip and then Oli Hart Schofield on the back and to be fair everyone was a true 38 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:35,440 fad, no one would come over and give him grief ready big but no it was all for the crap. 39 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:43,920 He was already drunk. Well by the time you got to it? Yeah so it was quarter 12 by the time 40 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:50,000 we met up with him. And he's already gone? Yeah he wasn't completely out of his face but 41 00:04:50,000 --> 00:05:00,080 he was feeling a bit, already swaying a little bit and we was meant to be in the 42 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:06,480 games room thing at 12 o'clock because he was booked for an hour of beer pong and then an hour 43 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:12,880 and a half of playing pool because he was literally wouldn't let you in until 12 o'clock so we meet 44 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:18,400 into the pub next door. I was like there's no point in us getting a drink but we all got a drink. 45 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:28,640 That first round was 110 pound. That was 10 people which I says because my dad got the first round 46 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:36,960 so as Oli says to you when I first says that he was going to go out for this stand doing that 47 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,720 I was like yeah all my brothers mate they're going to be on the cocktails that night 48 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:48,080 that's what they ordered and it was two for the price of one so there's six lads trying to down 49 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:55,120 two cocktails and there was a round of tequila shots trying to get all these down the neck within 50 00:05:55,120 --> 00:06:04,000 10 minutes. Well it's not going to happen. I just started off on a giggy guinness. So we've had that 51 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,840 it was like quarter past 12 by the time I've managed to hustle everyone together and I've looked 52 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:17,600 look you know let's get in next door you paid for it come on let's go so beer pong. I've never played 53 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,880 it before surprisingly. Did you play with the rules where the ball can bounce into it or it's 54 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:30,560 got to be a clean. Right so the set up that was it wasn't a flat table so it was like raise where 55 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:35,760 you put the cups then he stepped down and then raised back up the other side for their cups. 56 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:41,840 Right. So I asked everyone else in general what do you want to do do you want the bounce rule 57 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:47,520 or straight in no one gave an answer because the majority of them said there was six of them that 58 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:51,920 were already not really asked about doing it to be fair but they're already on the way to being 59 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:58,960 at the bases so I was all right I'll take charge straight in no bounce let's just go I've never 60 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:07,040 played it before with Easewavy's there wasn't shots they give us a trade of I think it was the 61 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:16,240 10th and the small cans of Koppenberg so fruit and cider Easewavy's it's all of so I've set up put a 62 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:24,800 little bit up to the line with the Koppenberg and then it was put into teams so there was basically 63 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:32,800 my family and then the rest of the lads so it was five on five it was all over the place to be fair 64 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:42,480 but me being me being a man first shot boom straight in made him down his drink second shot as well 65 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:48,480 boom straight in so so just because it was in teams of five so it was all you get to choose who down 66 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,960 to drink if you get it in so it's who you're playing against who's taking the pro against you 67 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,440 right they have to take drink so 68 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,680 oh so you two in two at the moment there yeah so I was put up 69 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:08,400 against the lads his nickname was Amy so I'll call him Amy because I can't remember his real name 70 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:14,000 but it was his nickname anyway shout out to Amy he's a good lad to be fair great at least at first 71 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:22,080 we'll get on to it it's a long story so he's already down to I'm sweet and I'm holding the 72 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:27,840 team up but everyone else just can't seem to hold it we'll be ending up winning that first one 73 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:35,680 I've settled for the uh the second one and it's just all bedlam because it's like a games not a 74 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:42,080 room but like a venue where there's uh sort of bowling in there there's table tennis tables 75 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:48,240 yeah all sorts but by the time I've set up the second round like half the lads have already 76 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,160 wandered off they've gone upstairs they've found some other game and they're trying to plan that 77 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:58,720 what used to be but anyway we had a quick plan that literally just cloud for a week 78 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:04,320 finished the there was still two cans left so I ended up keeping them because I'm gonna let alcohol 79 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:12,560 go to waste uh so then we started playing pool again we was in pairs a couple of games before 80 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:18,880 not really to brag about I hadn't played for years or let's just say undefeated um 81 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:27,120 I had to laugh though because uh I didn't run a pub yeah I used to live in a pub while the missy's 82 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:33,440 ranny so my brother's telling everyone oh he's a shark he's a game shark he used to he used to 83 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:39,840 live in the pub and he knows he's quality rare rare but no you know I haven't played for years 84 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:45,680 which I hadn't done yeah I really hadn't you know be riding a bike any you just got it you got it 85 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:50,640 you never lose it so as well as being a tub shagger that we stopped just last week yeah on the 86 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:59,680 beer pong sorry I'm still a pool shark still got the tekkers so after all that madness 87 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:05,600 it was time for me to go and check in right so what time is this about now then three o'clock 88 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:12,560 three o'clock right no sorry actually it wasn't that I wanted to go and check in yeah the rest 89 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:18,880 of the group well the brother and his mates he decided we'll go for another drink first 90 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:25,840 so I was all right where's this pub we ended up walking 15 minutes so the other side of the canal 91 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:33,840 just to go in this one specific pub I thought I might as well go back yes well we was parked in 92 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:39,680 a car park so I thought we might as well go back I'll go check in then we'll meet you there no no 93 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:45,200 no it's only down there literally I was walking for 15 minutes then he might as well yeah I was raging 94 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:50,800 but was who it was had a drink in there then ended up having to put slap back my brother 95 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:56,320 that was ready to go um your dad did say he was going to jar for jar with you oh he thought he 96 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:04,560 was going to be a man that day but he wasn't you know he had uh I think five drinks in total so he 97 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:09,040 just hasn't got it anymore and he's getting too old for it he needs to admit it but he never will 98 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:18,480 on a cranky day but uh so brothers took me back I'm gonna check with Dean let them tattle on got a cab 99 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:26,480 when I met up so deck didn't have a drink what he won't drink no no he doesn't drink anyway so got 100 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:34,640 a taxi nice gentleman as well you know I'm barely going out drinking much anyway but uh he was telling 101 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:42,400 me about I don't know it was a religious event going on uh down in london he says I'm already 102 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:47,520 late it started two days ago he says yeah you're a bit more than late hey yeah you've missed it 103 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:52,640 yeah but he was going to do like another hour or two then he was going to drive to london from 104 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:57,840 nothing and catch up the last couple of hours but he was showing me on youtube a lot of videos 105 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:05,760 a lot of live feed it was just hordes of people but just look I might get it wrong I didn't actually 106 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:13,680 ask what religion he was but he was mostly more Indian he wasn't seen definitely wasn't seen 107 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:19,200 uh but yeah it was literally it was a mix of cultures there there was a lot uh like a big 108 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:24,080 market essentially almost like the german market that was around christmas you know there was uh 109 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:29,280 tents with the foods um I don't think it was alcohol I didn't ask about that to be honest 110 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:37,200 uh but it looked amazing to be honest you know it's it's not something that english people tend to 111 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:44,000 do not necessarily just as a religious thing in that there's not really a lot of events that just 112 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:50,160 thousands of people turn up to and just have a genuine you know sign you know all all would 113 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:55,680 have been confident going there not worrying about anything kicking off about am I going to get stabbed 114 00:12:55,680 --> 00:13:01,120 or robbed or whatever it would have just been a nice thing to be involved in so I wish them the 115 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:08,160 best but god aides found the rest of them and this is when I started to think I probably shouldn't 116 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:12,400 have gone back right how much time was this now so this is about four o'clock so four o'clock so 117 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:18,160 you've been only for about four hours yeah yeah four hours yeah I've been on it since half-nights 118 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:25,280 that's still still a few hours to be fair yeah so it's four o'clock now yeah me with the rest of 119 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:33,200 the rest of them I'm not trying to play catch up yeah look not that I felt that I needed to but 120 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:39,920 you know I've had a couple of drinks I'm in the mood now yeah so as I've walked in it was a piano 121 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:47,840 bar uh so it's never going to be the cheapest of places some was a as I say there was a 122 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:58,400 the sound increment saying a gay pride uh you know it was an lgbtq plus a parade yeah the whole 123 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:05,440 shebang was there um no sam smith luckily I would have had to tell him about himself 124 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,600 tell him to take his titles out get off we should ask sam smith to be on this podcast 125 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:15,120 yeah I think he'd really take well to us wouldn't he be our new best mate 126 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:20,640 yeah I think you know I mean really love it or you just would like that that 127 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:29,840 uh yeah I don't think it's our house um but yeah so the the queue for the bar was already 128 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:36,800 got five people deep and it's it's always been a pet peeve of mine you know I've always had 129 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:42,800 manners you know I'm looking around knowing who's ahead of me yeah because you know there's 130 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,680 10 people wide and that's right yeah they were there first but now you always point 131 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,800 yeah it's them next and you still get people trying to push in front you know you look 132 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:58,800 what are you doing but I weren't bothered yeah I always feel like you think everyone thinks the 133 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:03,120 same way as you do because they should do it but there's just a lack of etica with everyone isn't 134 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:10,560 that so ended up probably took about 20 minutes to finally get to the second round so did you 135 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:15,520 double up I did yeah I got myself two pints of guineas because I mainly stuck to guineas 136 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:24,640 the whole of the day got my brother-in-law a drink a brother a drink I did ask some of the other 137 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,800 lads if they wanted something but they'd already just got drinks and I was already starting the 138 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:36,480 cocktails yeah so they were all odds then as I've come back out this is where it gets interesting 139 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:48,480 why I got recognized for the podcast no I've walked out and I was talking to the rest of the lads 140 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:54,240 they've heard the Brummie accents a few people look like from Birmingham what you doing around here 141 00:15:54,240 --> 00:16:04,320 my brother's stag do any log so that struck up a couple of conversations there was a lady that was 142 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,840 there she leaves to be fair not far from here she thought oh yeah I'm out with my friends and that 143 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:18,400 blah blah blah all right so we're all sitting outside starts getting windy drinks are getting 144 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:27,600 knocked over I'm ready to find a nice little pool as we do sit down have a few beers yeah relax 145 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:35,360 yeah yeah I'm saying I'm the oldest there I'm not two years older than the rest of them yeah 146 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:42,000 but I'm not in stag do mode yeah you want a lot of kind of like relax a little bit get get to the 147 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,320 point where you know it's not like it's what he needs to get served yeah and then this you just 148 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,720 chill there for two hours and then just see what happens then you just have one of them ones yeah 149 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:58,800 that's that's I know it sounds arrogant or ignorant and lazy but just to hold for it 150 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:07,040 I enjoy getting drunk don't get me wrong but I'll just I'll it's been a good 10 years or so that I've 151 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:12,000 been willing to stand in those queues and that you know the reason why we don't go clubbing anymore 152 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,680 we must start a thing in this podcast where it's like it was a show where you pull in the bin where 153 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:23,840 it's like you just don't you know just put in the bin so I feel like for our podcast version of that 154 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:30,640 which is not entirely like that it's totally different we should put paying to get into a club 155 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:36,720 over thoroughly in the bin so if you have to pay to get into a club and you're thoroughly 156 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:42,240 you shouldn't be there yeah you're all right so yeah well again we'll get on to that 157 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:49,200 yeah it was a long night so what's on now set the scene so right so 158 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:56,960 we this did you move on from yeah so we did a couple of girls that yeah because when I first 159 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:01,440 walked out and got down and I'm like you're not from around here you're probably from around here 160 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:07,440 I've had to confirm but we've had to prove that we're actually brothers fair enough 161 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:13,040 like we're step brothers yeah but we're still brothers and they're like you're not brothers 162 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:20,400 but we'd convinced them that we're actually biologically all blood brothers and yeah they 163 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:26,720 accepted after that so because they were they've ended up joining our group it was all well you 164 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:33,920 couple a local where do we go now so it was all after revolutions or whatever I don't know I 165 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:38,720 didn't know at the time but some of the things started getting a bit hazy from there so we've 166 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:44,720 tunneled around and revolution a bar used to or is it there definitely was a revolution 167 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:52,080 wherever we went anyway it's a pub that once it gets to like a certain time then it's a nod 168 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:58,480 club but it's still inside a pub yeah essentially they just turn the lights off put disco lights 169 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:05,040 did it open up an extra bit or whatever no no literally so just a pop don't do food yeah 170 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:11,600 yeah loads go off dj turns musical and then fancy been to you mentioned food I take you have an 171 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:20,560 ear and still I hadn't had breakfast when we was in the games room I had three or four small squares 172 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:27,920 or three squares of pizza or three that massive my friendship depends on who you're asking 173 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,240 yeah it wasn't feeling and I did want to have something else to please 174 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,720 but I just never ended up getting around to me 175 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:48,400 again you know tangent from the story the amount of times I've done that so I think about days when 176 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:53,760 I've met everyone at the raven or whatever and the fun was have food but I start drinking and 177 00:19:53,760 --> 00:20:00,400 then I'll just donate and I'll just carry on drinking well I don't want to do that these as 178 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:06,560 I try and have a pot to eat so yeah we've gone around to this pub that turns into a club eventually 179 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:14,240 we're in there we're all having a like a laugh and chat and that and as I've turned around 180 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:20,560 we've been in this book about 20 minutes right I'm just no I've literally just gone to the bar to 181 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:25,280 get a second drink in there and how are you feeling are you like I'm still all right right 182 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:32,160 because I've kind of had you're going back and I was worth of love not drinking yeah 183 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,400 back to the car to the data then back into town so I'm all wrong at that point 184 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:43,040 so I'm all wrong at that point but yeah I've just gone to the bar got a second drink in this book 185 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:50,000 then as I've gone back over to everyone else chatting I've just seen a bit of commotion in 186 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:58,160 the corner of my eye on the left hand side as I've turned Amy has decided to get on the table 187 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:06,240 and try and hang from the life eating from the CD which oh wow yeah which for anyone that knows 188 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:13,760 how to fit a light fitting essentially you only have a couple of small screws that fixes the light 189 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:22,080 to the CD so as he's grabbed it it's all fell down and he's landed on the floor and it's a long 190 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:30,080 cable with a big metal log sort of like a cast iron effect lamp shade that's pretty much sitting 191 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:35,680 on the table now as well just hanging from its wires and I've just shook my head and I says I'm 192 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:41,440 not with him I'm finishing this drink and then we'll go wherever else now so obviously the 193 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:47,680 bouncer's come over and have took him straight out and the one of them's come over to me to try and 194 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,800 say you need to get out because your mates just done that I went I don't know him which to be 195 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:57,200 fair I'd only known him for a few hours technically I'm not lying but I was like I don't know not with him 196 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:05,840 so finished the drinks left there and then obviously had to go somewhere else there so what 197 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:13,520 time is this about so again now we're probably looking that was probably about half five ish 198 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,360 and these are the same lads have been on it since about half night yeah because there's only 199 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,200 seven of us out yeah because you that no sorry there's eight of us your dad's one there yeah 200 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:33,360 that little brother went that is out of the safe still so from there it's literally where everyone 201 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:41,040 sort of started getting lost from each other one group of lads just completely disappeared 202 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:48,480 I still knew where I was with my brother and brother-in-law and then my brother's 203 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:55,280 disappeared because he's found out where the others were so he's gone to find them so me and 204 00:22:55,280 --> 00:23:00,480 the brother-in-law just standing there trying to phone people to see where they are trying to meet 205 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:08,000 up and then out of nowhere comes this lady with half a head shaved 206 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:19,680 it's a lime green dress thingy on not really a dress but a galeotard no no 207 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,720 it's just not what you expect a dress to be made out of the material okay but you know it was a 208 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,880 dress he covered her went down to her knees and because I'm standing there talking to my brother-in-law 209 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:39,440 she's heard my accent and she's thought ah you're a brother I thought you're a fucking yum yum 210 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:46,160 because I've heard that twang which I know we've got a twang but yum yams are just it's different 211 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:52,160 mate it's just I know a lot of people out there they won't notice a difference trust me there's a 212 00:23:52,160 --> 00:24:00,080 difference so to be fair she was saying like she'd lost her friends she wasn't local obviously 213 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:07,600 so she's just wanting to not a familiar voice but cling on speak to someone and just try and make 214 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:14,480 her friends which was fair as I said she was sound we had a little bit of a walk around while I was 215 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:20,080 trying to find everyone else because when getting through to my brother he couldn't tell us where he 216 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:27,760 was so we've gone around and then ended up finding them eventually she's still with us 217 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:34,720 because she completely lost her friends she was smashed out of face to be fair but she was all 218 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:40,640 right with it she wasn't like you know holding over or anything she was she was in a good mood 219 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:47,120 she was hammered but in a good way she was spirited yeah so I didn't mind that she talked along with us 220 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:57,840 talk along with us and then so it's probably getting close to probably we're probably on about 221 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:03,360 seven between seven and eight because I'll be honest I wasn't looking at the time at this point 222 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:14,720 yeah and my brother my brother-in-law they've gone now I was with a couple of the other lads 223 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:23,440 because they decided to stay out ended up losing there then no sorry I have skipped a little bit 224 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:33,120 when we'd all met back up again there was another group of ladies that decided to join us 225 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:38,160 which I get he you know you're on a stag yeah you kind of like brother's got a 226 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:43,120 Phillips go for the top he's drawing attention yeah you kind of like anyone that isn't from the 227 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:49,280 city on it like yeah you're from here it's interesting it's a talking topic and again 228 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:56,960 I have my hair down when it is all nice and fresh and clean and it's all curly so I had a few people 229 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:02,240 that's not just walking past Jack and Jesus and whatever I don't claim to be the son of God but 230 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:09,120 you know if you want to see me that way then so yeah you sort of a group of girls that joined with us 231 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:15,120 I remember so it does start to get hazy obviously I've had a fair few to drink now barely eat so 232 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:21,600 I remember standing there at one point and this one girl from the new group of people that joined 233 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:28,800 us she's talking to me and then out of the blue she shoves her phone in my face yeah this kind 234 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:34,720 of links on the little bit to what we spoke or touched on last night and she's like oh my god 235 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:39,440 yeah this kind of links on the little bit to what we spoke or touched on last week 236 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:47,440 we've got the younger generations so she shoved the phone in my face and it's her deep throaty 237 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:54,960 a massive dildo and she's like she's following up and she's like what you think of that yeah 238 00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:03,280 that's nice and look I've got my wedding ring on I've already got says I'm married and why 239 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:08,160 is she just randomly showing it it's just weird this is what I was confused about like is this a 240 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:14,560 thing that the younger generation want to show us like you know a show in each other about look I 241 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:21,200 can do this do you want some yeah or like what they say like it was literally it was like ah 242 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:28,000 what do you think of that I was like yeah that's saying like fair play I just I didn't give a shit 243 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:34,720 and the fact that she's done it wanting a reaction as he thought oh yeah oh come on let's find an 244 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,360 alleyway or something so I've turned it down essentially you tell her that she's 10 years too late 245 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:46,160 I didn't actually know I literally just says oh yeah that sounds like fair play to you and also 246 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:51,840 these touches on the stuff we were on about last last week that these youth today don't give a fuck 247 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:58,240 yeah they're all in the room or next level let's just love it next level so I don't know they 248 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:03,840 joined us knowing that we was a stag dude thinking this is going to be a raging gangbang tonight 249 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:11,600 massive order probably fucking thinking that was done as a guess they were early to mid-20s 250 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:18,800 yeah so so you know around 10 years younger than me I'd say but that pretty much ended more 251 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:25,840 conversations with back with them Lord I'll remind her that I'm married Lord yes I literally tap the 252 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:32,000 ring again because obviously I'll speak to anyone especially when I've got a bear down my neck as 253 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:40,480 well you know I'm friendly and the fact that I'd already Lord says to everyone married blah blah 254 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,960 and then to come out with stuff like that it's like I don't know what you're trying to achieve 255 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:50,160 but there's other lads in the group that will happily go off and do whatever I don't know how 256 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:55,760 many of them add misses or whatever but you know you know that the coin edit that they're going to 257 00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:04,720 do stuff well I can't be arsed with anything like that no I ain't gonna go into more history or 258 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:12,960 anything growing up but it's not more cup of tea I don't see why if you're gonna especially 259 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,640 married Lord why are you gonna go off and cheat and that if you're not happy just you gotta win 260 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:25,360 the end yeah there's just no need fucking dragging on so yeah after that they pretty much just left 261 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,280 I don't know probably found some other bullables start to show a video of a deep throat and a dildo 262 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,360 well I couldn't even say how big the dildo was I'll just know there was fucking 263 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:41,280 just slobber everywhere and you just pretty much seen nostrils eyes dildo in the mouth 264 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:50,960 yeah so then after that then I've kind of lost the rest of the lads so my brother 265 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:58,800 and brother-in-law they've gone home but I'm out now so stay out yeah also because 266 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:06,720 you remember a message to me at 12 o'clock or not? Is that not? Yeah. Yeah all right I just wanted to make sure that 267 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:14,240 you still are aware yeah at that time so I'd floated around went to a couple of different clubs 268 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:20,960 didn't realize one that I've already been that changed into a cup so I've had to pay 269 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:29,440 up fucking nine pound to get in ended up with a wristband and then nine quid it was something 270 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,080 nine quid just to get it it was something all that and I remember because that was the last place I 271 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:41,680 went so I'm on my own I saw the cubers mad scene and then I saw the shot girl floating around 272 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:47,840 I was like bab I'll have some of them jagger bombs like four jagger bombs stood at the table 273 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:54,400 with these four shots I just remember standing there looking around like what am I fucking doing 274 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,840 here yeah you don't need to be doing jagger shots yeah I'm too old for it I'm on my own 275 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:08,720 yeah and I wore my hair so I just fucking spent 10 minutes just down there and then I fucking 276 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:15,680 tottered off and so I'm trying to find fucking which way to go what kind of general direction 277 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:25,040 to get a taxi at this point it's the usual typical stuff I didn't have any cash in my body left 278 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:31,680 I've gone through 120 cash and I know that I've bought drinks on my card so I've come back to old 279 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:40,320 JD days and then for some reason the taxi driver didn't have a card machine whereas all of the 280 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:45,120 me's days have a card machine I'm like what we're gonna do then mate I've got no cash I want to pay 281 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:50,880 on my card so he's ended up having to take me to a petrol station so I could draw out 20 pounds 282 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:58,240 give you I was like am I getting change no I was like it's been a five minute drive for you and you tell me that's 20 283 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:05,040 pounds he's like yeah that's mate you lucky I'm fucking not local to home because I fucking would have just walked off 284 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:13,520 but yeah went in and uh again I suppose this is where it takes another fucking left turn 285 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:22,560 so I decided to get into bed I'm sorry to go into bed I've had a sleep lock an hour or so 286 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:30,320 and then I woke up and I'm needed to go to the toilet as I say this accommodation it's like a 287 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:37,600 student accommodation there's no personal ensuite I'm on the top floor so I'm about to go downstairs 288 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:44,080 go into the toilet but I didn't get dressed again I was just literally in my boxers yeah and I 289 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:48,320 remembered in the morning there's bloody cameras in the corridors and out so the people that are only 290 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:56,160 safe looking at me walking around the street for the clock to go to the toilet and I barely just sat down 291 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:03,120 and there's someone trying to open the door I'm like give me five minutes okay okay 292 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:10,560 okay so then I've ended up going back up to beds and then I woke up at four o'clock and I'm like no 293 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:17,280 woke again after that not five o'clock no so I ended up properly because I couldn't sleep properly 294 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:24,320 then anyway not in my own bed and well just restless so I've watched a bit of crap on my phone 295 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:32,960 then ended up heading back nine o'clock in the morning so just the moral of all that really is 296 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:39,120 that you're too old to be doing stupid stuff like that you know I say I know it was self-inflicted in the 297 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:47,440 end of I was out I was drunk I've stayed drinking but I think the main outcome of it is though 298 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:57,440 well twofold really two things that point out to say it was a pride uh like gathering going on 299 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:04,480 and I'd like to give a shout out to the general of them because I didn't have any of them coming up 300 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,360 to me the conversation I did have with people passing by and all that none of them were trying 301 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:17,680 to log on uh they them on this and that like trying to call me cis male or whatever it was all of you 302 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:23,600 know just nice pleasant conversation your old mate how you doing you know back log out was when we 303 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:32,320 did use to go out to the uh like the gay quarters in town and then the other part of it is what is 304 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:38,400 with the younger generation so I'd love me money I'm still back for them but I'm still 305 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:46,400 back for them what she thought she was going to achieve oh you sort of uh yeah especially 306 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,680 well she must have been set as a favorite video so she can just like and she's not still like 307 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:56,960 who just shows random people that yeah so fair enough we've tried she's my thoughts because I've 308 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,360 been speaking to everyone in the group now I might have spoken to it for like five minutes 309 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:08,160 or in total uh the whole time we was all together and then just a bit of yeah what you think about 310 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:15,760 this just don't get what it was yeah yeah yeah because at the time I wasn't I didn't really care 311 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,920 about it and then it was just I was always driving back I'm like what's that all about 312 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:26,400 yeah when you reflect what was she trying to achieve I just don't get it yeah if any of you 313 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:32,720 any of yous out there that do listen and watch on the YouTubes we'll talk about on YouTube 314 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:39,520 if you want to give your side of it or you know if you are of the younger generation 315 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,720 that's showing you sucking dildos yeah and let's into this kind of thing go and loathe to us 316 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:53,760 tell us what the uh benefit of it is or what what you feel what why you're happy doing that 317 00:35:53,760 --> 00:36:02,240 yeah because they say we're not old 34 just people weren't going people weren't doing that 318 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:06,400 I suppose we didn't have phones good enough to do anything like that what do you mean my 319 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,800 phone free time was fucking top tier yeah but if you wanted to send a big pic it was 320 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,680 it was a number three or a capital b a couple of equal signs and then a capital d 321 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:27,520 yeah so yeah you know that he's showing our age now um so yeah if any of yous out there do 322 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:34,480 have an explanation of why that's uh acceptable um I'm not not throwing a shame on this god or 323 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:41,600 anything yeah it's just not my cup of tea yeah you know I'm I'm I wouldn't have done anything 324 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:48,000 anyway so I don't know what her end goal was maybe just had just moved now just moving man 325 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:55,440 again it probably is because everyone's into everything so it might be oh yeah you're 326 00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:02,960 married but it don't matter yeah corner mentality I don't know um but yeah let us know uh if you 327 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:12,240 have a comment on the youtube page uh Tweet see or trodden the dm on hash and jd well it's not 328 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:18,080 twitter no more is it it's changed to x well they've changed name yeah Elon's uh made a new 329 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:27,440 crypto called x um so he's changed twitter to x all right all right yeah I know it's confusing 330 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:33,680 to be fair uh because it's all like in dark mode now so it looks better when you're scrolling 331 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:42,080 through on a personal preference that is um yeah tweet us trodden the dm or uh send your opinion on 332 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:50,880 it uh via email realtalkingpod at gmail.com yeah hi everyone it's me this is me face just want to 333 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,520 remind you we want you to send in any questions that you might have uh any topics you want us to 334 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:05,200 talk about uh email us at realtalkingpod at gmail.com tweet us it's ash and jd that's the twitter handle 335 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:10,480 uh so literally anything that you might have uh just tell her it literally don't doesn't matter 336 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,320 to us send them in see ya 337 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:25,280 yeah so I think that leads us nicely onto another email now 338 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:36,640 we've had a reply from Kirsten okay so thanks for emailing me again as well Kirsten 339 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:45,200 uh so hi guys thanks for the advice I'm not a puppet shagga even though he is a muppet 340 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:55,360 don't know if he was cheating but don't him anyway he's been a twat of weeks so ended it anyway 341 00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:05,360 I know my worth I'm only 19 so don't need that shit uh loving the pub anyway keep me laughing 342 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:14,000 thanks uh thanks for the calm words yes thank you for this damn it's a shame obviously she 343 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:20,000 wasn't happy in the relationship you've done the right thing as you say you're 19 um too young for 344 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,400 it don't need to be tied down at 19 I remember them days I was like you know oh shagga what 345 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:34,160 should we do those videos deal those soon then yeah if you're one of them um don't send us the 346 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:42,320 video of you actually doing it um but you know just give your views on that uh do you like to 347 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:49,040 rub a dildo I don't know what other materials there might be made off to be honest 348 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:57,600 but yeah the main thing you you're gonna be happy now you know you're still young you don't need to 349 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:03,360 be fucking around um I suppose you might be a little bit gutsy you didn't have to get the 350 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:09,920 chance to rub dp on his bollocks and cause him a bit physical pain maybe for the next one though 351 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:15,920 yeah yeah the next one I'm not hoping he does but the next one might be a dickhead or just like 352 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:23,440 pegging yeah yeah but again the next person might be into that I don't know right well they're 353 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:29,840 young so they probably are into that mate yeah um have you not tried it this week no no I've never 354 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:36,080 I've never walked not even says to the missus just slip a little digit in there no no no really 355 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:42,560 surprised about that so yeah you just sat in the back you seem eager for it like like you've done 356 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,960 it I'm on my own most of the week so you know what I haven't had a chance wrong finger 357 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:56,240 the foam as well get the biggest one in there lad I ain't got a long foam which is 358 00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:06,080 obviously forms usually the voilies so yeah glad that you've got yourself happy it's always the 359 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:13,920 main thing personal growth and positivity always the best way to be um obviously actually didn't 360 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:22,320 actually mean that he was a puppet shaggot uh was all good advance yeah it's all good hearted yeah so 361 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:30,080 I'm glad you you saw the funny side of me um since you called him a puppy so there's a nice bit of a 362 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:38,000 segue for yourself there then we have got the return of the mac oh gee Danny G 363 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,680 he sent his message 364 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:55,920 he's got what David don't stand for that mate don't stand for that hostile so he's gone 365 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:06,320 you might not have heard that over actually laughing but he's gone hat jokes so David 366 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:14,320 you might mean it you might not he's put jokes so I'll wait for your comeback 367 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:26,560 give us an embarrassing sex story I know you've had a flop or two and then he's signing Danny G 368 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:37,120 Danny G Top Shaggot Top Shaggot story time um fuck that as well honestly mate hostile hostile coming in 369 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:46,240 no it's all much love anyway um not sounding like raggy or anything 370 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:51,920 well why did you why did you why would you why do you think you was a top shaggot 371 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:57,760 yeah well let's get let's dive into that little bit I mean how long we got left on the episode 372 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,280 nice well when I was younger before I met the wife 373 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:16,160 uh just just have a lot of success with the ladies um and I never had any complaints 374 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:26,560 right not to my face anyone yeah no I'm not gonna try and say I hit a holy number or anything because 375 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,320 I don't know what the number was 376 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:44,720 yeah it's just you know just just was any you know still I'm to be fair just one one later 377 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:54,240 uh so yeah not trying to sound like a brag or anything but never had a time where I've not been 378 00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:02,480 able to get it off um but a few times where I've not been able to finish but that's down to alcohol 379 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:08,400 no drugs never done the drugs uh yeah just you're that lagging you can't finish 380 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:16,240 uh so I suppose that leads me to one funny story where I can't say all of it because 381 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:24,880 one it's long and that's what she said uh there's too many details that do need to say 382 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:33,200 out of it but uh the end of it was went back to this girl's house about lady's house not girl 383 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:39,600 was of age right and how long ago was this how old was this this was in the caravan days 384 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:46,480 we now if anyone's been into carry man it's you know and also you know what kind of girls go in 385 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:55,600 the carry man so so you can establish that from the clientele well to be honest as part of this 386 00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:03,920 story I can confirm that I personally says that she looked like Heidi Cropper from Coronation Street 387 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:12,240 it's not a proud moment it's nothing I ever brag about but it was a time that I winged a certain 388 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:18,080 friend in yeah also also whether I need to make sure whether we're off the thing what about the 389 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:27,600 other no no not that one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so 390 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:35,040 ended up going back uh I remember she had a cat with literally like a knob of a tail 391 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,760 and so I called the cat Arthur classy and she's like what you call it Arthur 392 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:47,760 Arthur tail we had a few more drinks in the others and then I was like come on then we're going to bed then 393 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:56,160 being all drunk and confident and went upstairs I don't know how long it was going on for but I 394 00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:08,960 know I fell asleep on top of that while inside um so as I woke up in the morning she happily told me 395 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:15,520 that I fell asleep which I wasn't bothered about was not going to deny and I says all right then 396 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:21,920 you're going to make a bacon sandwich then which she did okay yeah when I made a bacon sandwich 397 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:30,000 did the bacon sandwich keep you awake mate not for round two no I had that sandwich and 398 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:37,440 and dipped I was not staying uh so that that's the the only kind of like 399 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,120 closest to that of like a lack of performance that I could think of um 400 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,280 I've got another time that comes to mind 401 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,720 I mean back in the day we like a lot of men do this anyway but look it's it's so hard as a man 402 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:04,720 to be able to pull on a night out but the effort that you have to go through because literally 403 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:11,040 most women in general can just be like yeah I'm going to go home with that person tonight and 404 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,200 not necessarily just because they're attractive because the later on in the night the less 405 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,880 attractive they are the more likely they're going to be able to because men are drunk 406 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:31,760 horny and don't give a shit in general it's what we call in the tribe 10 to 3 girls yeah so uh 407 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:38,800 there was one occasion I'm not saying this lady was like a monster 408 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,760 wait what are you saying that she was all right to be fair 409 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:52,080 look so because of how much effort we had to put in just chatting shit and that lies after lies 410 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:58,320 and just just big yourself up make you seem like the best person in the venue at the time I can't 411 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:03,760 remember what I'd actually says what weird I'd spawn I probably said I had a lot of like a horses 412 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:09,520 or something I know that's not the term but we'll go with that um well ended up going back to this 413 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,600 woman's house doing the deed you know top chug of references and all that and she said I was the 414 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:22,720 best one of her lot on gold stars all around um but I remember waking up in the morning anyway 415 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:31,200 and looking to the side that on the bedside table there's a picture of her two young lads 416 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:40,000 they were like 14 and 12 something like that and I remember he was 19 at the time so I'm thinking 417 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:47,520 I'm old enough to be their older brother she was probably about 40 she thought I was a lot older 418 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:52,160 than what I'd said and where did you meet this woman do you remember it probably was the airman 419 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:59,680 again so I don't remember the clientele in there I just remember so again as a couple she's actually 420 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:06,880 making me breakfast so I've sat there had breakfast the sons were at her home they were at the dad's 421 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:13,680 for the weekend so I suppose that's why she was out really um so yeah had my breakfast 422 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:21,520 uh done all the pleasantries as you do and then as I've gone to leave I was like oh yeah by the 423 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:31,840 way I'm only 19 and the look of like horror sort of like shame on her face and I saw she wanted to 424 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:38,320 fuck me as well so I'll just run there was like a little brick wall with a gate in the middle a 425 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:44,480 metal gate I just ran through that ran down the road they didn't know where I was I ended up 426 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:52,960 Kings Norton way no King Stanley way um I just remember running for like two minutes to make 427 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:58,080 sure I was outside the house I took a couple of laps of roads and that ended up getting a bus back 428 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:02,080 into Birmingham town centre and back to sodium where I used to live 429 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:15,120 not really an embarrassing one for me so to say um I've done my job for the night I had a good 430 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:23,440 night yeah you got yours yeah I got mine she definitely had hers um I don't know if she listens 431 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:29,120 to podcasts right now it's just like you know I couldn't I don't even know if I remember the 432 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:36,640 name that night let alone try and recall what it was today uh I mean the caravan weren't a 433 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:42,400 safe space was it really we had some good times in that caravan though did we yeah 434 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:51,920 maybe you did but that's the difference well I know we've said it before when I went out I was 435 00:50:51,920 --> 00:51:01,600 out out and you you've rarely ever got onto that same level of drunkenness I don't think I actually 436 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:09,520 recall a night that you're black out drunk no it's just something that when you are in the bar 437 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:17,360 just it just doesn't seem a natural thing to do well not so much these days but my attitude 438 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:22,560 used to always be go hard or go home I went that hard I couldn't go home 439 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,040 the amount of times because we'd always go for the breakfast in the morning and 440 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:36,320 not that I was ever ashamed but it was always yeah you was asleep in the chip shop and you'd 441 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,960 face planted before yeah and this and that well it weren't that you fell over sitting down 442 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:46,560 yeah I was sitting on the window ledge no no yeah but you you fell over 443 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,880 when you hit the floor he was like 444 00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:02,960 because also I didn't know what was going on there was a there was a delay so you fell and then 445 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:07,680 screamed like you was falling but he was already on the floor at that point that's what I remember 446 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:16,720 when you were sick as well you know snops oh my that was yeah yeah so snops before he moved used 447 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:21,360 to be on on the corner I can't remember the street but it's now uh well it's still on the 448 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:29,600 corner but it used to be in a smaller venue and uh you was it was for my brother's birthday 449 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:35,920 and you was fucked before you even run the car and I had to like kind of like coach it against 450 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:41,920 the taxi went in there went into snops and you just slowly thrown up and he he would just 451 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:48,240 literally look huddle it covered distance do you remember that that's the same night you fell over 452 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:58,640 sitting down no I can't remember that um I had a good night there you know and it was always 453 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:07,200 uh fun reminiscing for everyone else the next morning so I was happy with that that was one of 454 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:14,240 my roles as a part of the group back in the day just to be that guy just to beat up shagga well 455 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,880 you know obviously when I wasn't having a bad night like that I was 456 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:27,760 but yeah I know we wait did we talk about it on another one when we was in Wusta 457 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,800 across the bed yeah no I think we've yeah I think we did um 458 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,640 ah fuck it uh for any new listeners because we know you're out there and we do appreciate 459 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:43,520 you don't forget to log subscribe share download you know what to do yeah you know what to do 460 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:49,440 but it's nice to remind you it does you no harm it's literally just yeah press that on your phone or 461 00:53:49,440 --> 00:54:00,320 laptop whatever yeah so for the new listeners uh it was a time when we went to Wusta and just 462 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:07,360 being divs really long because we went to the bar we was at the bar before the rest of the lads 463 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:14,400 we'd already had a good few drinks anyway but we went to the bar and for whatever reason that 464 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:22,240 night because every now and again we would buy cigars just to have a little little section in 465 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:27,120 that club where you could buy cigars yeah in there yeah well if I remember these ones were 466 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:33,200 ones the ones I brought from the dominica anyway anyway it's it don't matter anyway but those 467 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:40,000 guys was that the ones I don't know why we went out and started to smoke them before the rest of 468 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:46,000 the lads come out anyway no he was no he was before that yeah no he was yeah so yeah we've 469 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:52,320 gone out while we're waiting for the rest of them so it's a lot of on our own instead of waiting for 470 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:59,200 everyone else because I remember where we were the public museum uh it was basically all downstairs 471 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:05,040 and after a certain time it opened the barrier for the stairs yeah the external stairs for the 472 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:12,560 upstairs and essentially it was just a park bench inside blocking them steps we're next to that 473 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:20,480 lit it up we're having a chat fucking off inhaled it which you're not supposed to do cigars you're 474 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:29,840 meant to just take it in the mouth enjoy like that video last week Jesus um enjoy the taste even though 475 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:41,760 it's never enjoyable and then blow it back out so I've been hilding while I'm talking and 476 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:49,760 I just remember just putting my hand up giving it one second like okay turn and it was like the 477 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:56,240 same from the exorcist reject oil straight across that bench and it weren't just like it's not 478 00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:02,240 I had range yeah it was like I might be exaggerating the people it was like two meters it just went 479 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:10,560 straight out yeah like it just fucking moved it was like you use water got my bulletin sick 480 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:17,360 yeah you because I remember I finished turn and you're like gobsmacked like your jaws hanging 481 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,840 as if you have like 10 lines not that you ever have but it was it was because no one else 482 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:27,840 noticed it yeah because it was like there was a lot of people outside no one's seen no one I've 483 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:35,360 stopped turns you you're gobsmacked I went hang on again for another like two seconds about what 484 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:42,320 minutes to be further okay and I remember just like we need to move from here so we've walked 485 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:48,320 away because it was like a big outside table and then everyone else has come out and I remember 486 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:54,000 me just saying no one's seen that don't worry about it don't worry about it okay so I felt 487 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,760 sorry for the staff when they would have had to have moved that chair just to let people 488 00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:03,520 upstairs oh I just want to sit on it oh cool on the bottom of the dress and that love 489 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:10,800 geez with the jeans on stains carrots and peas and even I hadn't had none sweet corn 490 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:17,920 oh god but it was like no it's like that that's what we was made for they had a good old days 491 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:27,200 I don't I can't do stuff like these days as I last weekend's doing wrong like I was tired when I woke 492 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:34,800 up when I worked on go bar I didn't have a pound in my main thing these days I just need an up 493 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:42,640 sleep so I can have a sober night like not just a school night basically just not have a good 494 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,240 night's sleep and wake up feeling crap in the morning I had it the other night 495 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:55,440 I don't know where but in the roof there's a like a cracked hole or something so when the 496 00:57:55,440 --> 00:58:00,640 rains come in a certain direction I've got an old-fashioned house where you have a phone cord 497 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:05,920 in the bedroom for the clock turn the lights on and it just so happens to be in the middle of the 498 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:11,040 bed so when the rain comes through at a certain angle wherever this damaged tile is the roof 499 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:16,160 tile it comes down through the hole of the ball cord ripped right on my pocket head 500 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:24,480 so two o'clock again the other morning so because I'm awake at two o'clock even I'll get up at four 501 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:29,360 o'clock anyway but I'm awake two hours early I felt shit that day because I've only had like 502 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:37,520 four hours sleep essentially so that's my main thing I can have a good drink and then as long 503 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:43,760 as I have enough sleep you know for eight hours whatever then I'm more old but I don't know I 504 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:49,280 used to do it just drink all night have two three hours if that and then do it again still be able 505 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:58,080 to lock graph the next day and then yeah you say drink the next night well I suppose just the joys 506 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:05,920 of being a youth yeah you're a gargling youth I mean I can't get over that you know Danny G just 507 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:17,760 had to fuck Dave to be honest I know thanks for the email dad I hope those stories were sufficient or not 508 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:25,600 for your needs of knowing I was a top shagger I'm a top shagger always be top shagger do you 509 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:34,400 reckon Danny G is a top shagger or used to be Danny G hasn't got it in him I know personally that David says fuck you 510 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:44,960 I hope we get the baby yeah I think I like that you don't but no Dave seriously you need to uh 511 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:51,120 apologize to him you know if you want to send a picture of your massive slung and say 512 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:55,760 how you've heard about it this time I'll send it to him I've got his email address I'll forward it 513 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:05,680 yeah I think that's another night we'll leave it at that I appreciate you again yeah thanks for your email 514 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:11,200 address first look I hope you're happy now or you're on the road to being happy anyway 515 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:19,520 anything else you might have any needs of advice or you know you are listening to the broadcast 516 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:25,680 because we will give you the real talk as always and the real advice just the realest of everything 517 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:36,080 the real needs the real quench real thirst real yeah we've already said it you know what to do 518 01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:43,520 email tweet like subscribe share download all the love appreciate yous we'll see you next week 519 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:53,760 friends