Hello and everyone welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your
host Ash and JD. So we've come this week with the news that we are not alone. It has been
confirmed by the whistleblower that we have ADN live forms among us. It's weird only when
you think about it. Well yeah. And because you haven't heard about it really on the news
as much as you've seen. From what I've seen I've not seen any news articles because normally
when you've seen all these things come out you have leaks on, well not leaks but you have clips
of the BBC or CBN News and whatever commenting giving their two pence worth of what's happened.
I've literally not seen any of that. I know that the BBC did have, I don't know if it was a
low stream but they had a feed of this Congress meeting but I've not seen any reports or anything
else. I think it's a mix of a couple things really that the governments are still not wanting the
mainstream media to report on it and also people have really good issues. Yeah don't you find that
this show it's been a lot of UFO leaks? Yeah I think they've been building up to it. It's really
been, because before this show there's nothing really but then you had the reports when they
shut down a spacecraft of Alaska and Canada. Was that the Chinese balloon? Yeah supposedly it was a
Chinese balloon. Yeah there was the the craft that fell, I can't remember if it was South America
but it fell in the lads back garden and there was two lot of forms that were in there and the police
also seen it from another body cam footage as well. And you had the David Grenache interview,
I remember when he said as well that he hasn't seen it but he's seen photos of it and he was
done an interview and all with I can't remember who it was but it just seems this year it's been
really active. They definitely need to be up to. Active in the UFO game eh? Yeah definitely are. So
anyone that doesn't know there's been a whistleblower and two ex forces that have been in a meeting
with the US Congress have tried to get the full manuscript but that isn't available as of the
moment so we're mainly going off the clips that we have seen. But the key allegations that were
made on witnesses and whistleblowers were that the US government is hiding evidence of UFO and alien
intelligence, the US government has concealed information about a secret program related to
UFOs. They've also had a covert program to recover and reverse engineer crashed alien technology.
Witnesses shared extra extraordinary encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena so that's
the UAP and the US government has been covering up this information about UFOs for decades.
So the decades it's originally felt that it's from the 1930s. Oh so before the Roswell? Yeah so
there was a crash of some sorts and from there that's when they've originally started reverse
engineering these alien technologies. Because I did see a conspiracy a long time ago which I think
it was Star Trek maybe? No it was a Star Trek. Stargate maybe? I don't know there was one of
them cell phone programs that went back there it was it was Star Trek. It went back in time
and basically Hitler and the Nazis were in cahoots with some of these aliens and that's where
they were able to advance so quickly with their technologies. Because they invented the jet engines
and that. Yeah I think if I'm remembering right it was Star Trek Enterprise which was the not the
original series but it was the original story so do you remember Quantum Lip? No. Oh god. I didn't
have you forward tracking me. I like both of them to be honest but I'm like one or the other. It's
just more of Star Trek to be fair. So it's basically a vlog the original when I think it was
Klingon crashed down to earth and then the whatever I know I should fucking know this more really
but the Vulcans Fox race they come to earth and then that's when they start making the original
Enterprise and whatever so it was from there whoever ends up going back in time because
someone's trying to change the timeline goes back to Nazi Germany and then that's where the story was
with Hitler and his well it wasn't actually Hitler in the program but the Nazis with their alien friends
with all the technologies trying to change the course of history in their favour. So back to
reality or what might not be reality depends on what sort of adventure you're sitting on. While I was trying to
find out what I could I asked Jack GPT what was the whistleblower's complaints about the US
about the US government and the UFOs so my answer back was during the US UFO. I'm gonna
stutter a lot over these words because it used to be UFOs and then it's like UAPs now yeah which is
the same thing but I always wondered why they changed that term for that. Again I think they were
leading up to everything that's coming out now so they could try and already preempt changing our
mindset that it's because the P stands for sorry I didn't just throw it there so UAPs unidentified
aerial phenomena yeah so I think that's them trying to get it in our heads to say well it might not
have been an AI and it's just another country's technology that we don't know because when you say
UFO you automatically think spacecraft and space though automatically you're thinking it's aliens
so during the congress trial several whistleblowers made allegations about the US government's
handling of UFOs one of the whistleblowers former intelligence officer David Grosch or Grosch
probably no it's got a weird name isn't it yeah so he claimed the US government was covering up
an investigation into UFO sightings in the 1980s he also alleged that the US government had
a covert program to recover and reverse engineer crashed alien technology another whistleblower
who was a former air force intelligence officer claimed that the US is concealing a multi-decade
program that captures UFOs the complaint suggests that the US government has been
intentionally concealing evidence of UFOs and alien intelligence and therefore is a lack of transparency
around the government's handling of the UFO sightings and related information
the only good the only sorry the only thing I don't understand if all these people are working on it
why isn't it come out earlier what you would think to reverse engineer so you would really
reverse engineer something you would really need some really smart people to like and go this is
your job yeah turn that into like well make that work for us yeah I think obviously with most of
these government jobs you're already signing an nba as you get the job so it's it's hard to
go home I mean I'll show with you not to that degree but when I'm at home and the wife says
how was your day what did you do trying to explain the hardship of the day's graft proper graft
she's it's going over our head but the other way around as well she can try and explain to me
a hard day for her yeah which isn't hard but
we're trying to explain to me what problem solving she's had on the computer what issues she's had
whatever software and that I don't know has she tried turning off and turning back on again
mate always does that make sure it's connected to the wi-fi and all the batteries charged
that's it main things so trying to keep it a secret is going to be easier on that sense because if
if you're not supposed at home just knows you work for the government and knows your assortment is
or whatever you're not going to really be able to explain yeah well we've got this spacecraft
and I'm trying to reverse engineer figure out how their technology works so we can use it
suppose it's going to be hard to explain and as I said with the nba's you're not allowed to say
anyway but trying to figure out all these technologies it is going to be a hardship
because you've got if it's a crashed aircraft you're going to figure out what it was doing
originally how it went together what it what it can do to be able to reverse engineer in the first
place you know I've just got someone just popped his mind so if the first one was the 1930s yeah
how long can some state class forward forward forward because if it's a 100%
years and obviously be coming up to 100 years in the next few years is that what they're trying to
ease it for when it doesn't eventually come out yeah is it 100% class forward forward forward forward
I don't know I suppose it's just however long they wanted to really because you think I thought
there was a I actually thought there was a turmoil and stuff like that I don't know but you think
with the the Vatican with their library their safe and the
stuff that's been locked up in there wonder what's in there I suppose probably more alien stuff yeah
so again I asked the question of what was the government's response to the allegations
there's been no response from the government as of the moment
but the whistleblowers themselves have claimed that the fact that the government has been
but the whistleblowers themselves have claimed that they've faced retaliation and intimidation
after going public with the claims so I did see one of these clips in particular where David was
asked the question he says I can't speak too much I've given names of people that can give
the answers to the questions that you're asking but I have been essentially was trying to say he's
been threatened not to say anything else that you can't give specific answers so
when I was because I've watched a fair bit of these interviews not the full thing start to finish
but the main clips that are floating around I mean everyone in general that he's going to be
watching they are on tiktok and social media I said you're all going to have access to the same
as what I've been seeing really and I don't know what to build I've always believed there is other
log forms out there we can't be the only god form of intelligence you know I know they've found or
they believe that there's microorganisms on net tune under the like they've always crossed them
whatever that but to be the only intelligent log form whether the others can space travel or
whatever also we don't actually know but we can't just be the only ones and then obviously that can
lead you down the garden path for the multiverse and all that that marvel fans and everyone else
would know about when watching their films and programs well the lack of media coverage it just
makes me feel that all of this is a bit bullshit to be fair yeah because there's just not enough
talk about it right so I don't know if I'd like to believe these three people when they're sitting
there getting asked the questions of being honest but I can also see them being trained actors we
don't know if they've got a little earpiece in there being told what answers to give or anything
I don't see why do we do it but you know you see on the films all the time if the governments have
got a problem log whistleblower they just ended it straight away so why haven't they done it you
know if it's that incriminating for sure they would have just done something disposed of if it
was really something that they didn't want to get out there yeah but then it's like conspiracy
and solar conspiracy there yeah so it's like uh I know you say I hope it is all true oh
imagine log sitting there and then in spacecraft in your lifetime that's if we haven't already
seen one we don't know with these technologies if when we're thinking we're seeing a plane just
flying over whether they've got the technology to make it look like a normal plane you know like
cloaking technology or something holographic technologies you know we just or invisible like that
club from harry parlor yeah visible now what would you do with an invisible club that's a question
that's a good question actually I think just depends on what age I'm at really because
a good couple of years ago it would have been the obvious pervert one wouldn't it
um so yeah pervert
so as I say with the lack of coverage it's just there's there's not enough making me
feel that we should be taking it all serious because so I've tried finding other people's
views on it but the only one that I've got easily found is brian cox also
hit brian cox is someone you would love just to listen to yeah he's an interesting person
yeah I loved uh I think it was on the video you see yeah I was about to stargazing one that yeah
yeah yeah yeah um because it was uh darrow brian was presenting it with him as well yeah um yeah
he's he uh considering he used to be in a band you wouldn't expect that to come out as the next
step with really would you yeah yeah he's definitely an interesting person um and he doesn't seem like
one of them scientists and theorists theorists one of those looking educated people that forces
their ideas on yeah it's like this is with a balanced view I suppose this is how I feel like
it is and you know this is from the evidence that I know from what I've worked out and seen and
whatever so uh his tweet says I'll keep being asked what I make of this UFO thing in congress
so here it is I watched a few clips and saw that some people who seem to believe stuff saying
extraordinary things without presenting extraordinary evidence therefore I have nothing
more to say other than it would be great if true it would make it would take a bit of pressure
off our civilization if we weren't the only means within the Milky Way by which the universe
understands itself sadly of today I feel that I still feel that the pressure so can we perhaps
focus on not messing our own world up rather than hoping that to paraphrase Sagan someone will float
down to save us from ourselves right no he makes a good point with the evidence because I feel that's
that's what is is lacking I think if someone wants to come out with a more like a video now
so more of a video and not one of these grainy shitty ones yeah like proper 4k footage I feel
like that's when it would yeah you started to see the evidence evidence to believe it then
so from what I've seen with the clips apparently they have give these files of evidence big
pictures videos and whatever case files have given what they can to the trial yeah in the
congress meeting but they couldn't publicize it on the stream or straight on to the yeah they have
to selectively go through before they can publish anything yeah they have to read that stuff yeah
because I know we've one of the the uh air force chaps him his story of uh himself we've I think
it was five other uh colleagues who were in um a lot of aircrafts I don't know fighters or something I don't know
exactly but on the one particular day as they were flying they saw what they described as a tic tac
shaped aircraft and again the footage isn't great from what you've seen of their cameras yeah
uh I think it was edited as well because they've tried to uh check with different
lot uh screens of how you check on the other yeah infrared and that sort of they've tried to do that
to see if there was any like an infrared so you could see a proportion of what's making these
actual objects move so it's as they're just flowing through the tic tac is stationary then it just
moves from zero to mark 1.2 is one of the phrases that he come out with we've been an instant it's
got the blink and it's gone and it's moved to that speed it's in this position now and it wasn't
wasn't moving naturally for an aircraft is what they were saying so going in a straight line
at these incredible incredible speeds and then just bang a hard rod it's a lot of knowledge
around yeah and literally it's gone straight in that angle there's no there's no there's no means
yeah there's no means of slowing down to start taking the turn or it's just it's literally just
um left um right and it's not just that as I up and down and he was showing I saw her on one of
the videos anyway I saw her like a diagram of with the air fighter or whatever it was flying and
it's literally just doing all mad shapes around it so they were essentially just being scoped out by
this giant tic tac um they didn't arm the weapons he said that he felt safe at all times and he was
asked if he was to feel unsafe if he would have fired at it does he believe that he would have
been successful successful and he says no so that kind of leads to thinking that there are more
evidence on it than what they're saying as well because if you've seen something can you think
hang on my rocket or my guns whatever I've got on this uh lot of playing isn't going to penetrate
do any damage so do you kind of know why it won't have you seen this happen or be told
yeah there's a tic tac up there don't shoot it because it's not not going to do anything
um there was a few interesting details that have been through but as I said that just needs to see
evidence there's not enough out there I do find interesting in the same year the pentagon released
these footages and then it's the same year where everything seems to be coming not not too ahead but
more open talking I suppose yeah so what have they got with that what in terms of what they've
not released yet yeah because you would think they've got some like if you know from that video
there must be one where someone's must have fired at one at one point they must have done it and he
must be obviously on that aircraft video yeah so there must be one where someone's just like you
know what yeah I'm scared let's yeah let's just do it yeah well I know with one of them I think
the UAP it's into a U.S. aircraft so it destroyed the aircraft well it's destroyed the U.S. aircraft
and it damaged the UAP so from the wreckage from what David says was that there was I think it was
six life forms that were found in there and none of them were human so the word of human biology
so we've been saying that that's you know at least six alien life forms that have been found
out I don't think it claimed whether they were alive or not so they're probably putting a lab
somewhere and dissecting and opened up and seeing what's inside and what makes them tick
there was another I don't think it was from the same trial actually but it's this the electric
magnetic field was invented because of these alien life forms that they had so yeah it would
have been a good few years ago anyway so essentially they've made these tend to be an electric
magnetic field around them because that kept these aliens alive long enough from the exposure
of our atmosphere so they could try and communicate and essentially take them apart
see what makes them what they are afterwards it's it's an interesting one because it's like
everything's unknown everything you know there's there is no proof out there that we know like 100%
and that's the thing it's like literally just theories like upon theories and you know how you
feel about it this person feels about it but it's just really like a sensitive subject because if
there is and that does mean we're not the only ones that's like a big thing like not being alone
in the universe and it's what's next then and then it's yeah and then so I feel like it's coming to
almost like a volcanic eruption where something's going to come out in the near future be the actual
evidence of these alien life forms be they're here already or you know they're about to come
I hope that some of these theories that I am seeing that it's going to be a false alien invasion
to try and make it as a one world governing body it's just a load of bullshit yeah it sounds like
bullshit it'll be too hard anyway because you think of these dictators they're not going to be like
yeah all right I'll give them my power for you to take over and plus then who's in charge who
does like how do you go about nominating some spin like oh you know it's like yeah maybe with
Donald Trump yeah yeah he's a good talent to start right away wasn't there there'd be no
aliens if we're sitting them down having a McDonald's with them and then uh yeah sort it all out
there'd be a free finger handshake and all sorts of grabbing the crotch a bit more
what was that movie when he used to do that he used to piss out the fingers
oh fuck what was that fucking movie he used to have fingers was it a tv show
do you remember they used to say a little boy doing that beside yeah what was that film
oh email me if you know that film yeah um please well so that's just for a moment
so Ronald Reynolds he's obviously got his youtube channel uh and he posted a video on there the
other day uh he was adverts for different things so like he's got that mint mobile and
yeah whatever else i don't know if he's in he's yeah that i've got him in june and then he had
um obviously rex and he's got he's got a few companies yeah but uh do you ever remember or
did you ever used to watch as a kid alf yeah so alf was abbreviation for adian lard for and it
was just his hairy little like he had a long nose he was almost like a uh like a dog um
monkey sort of hybrid sort of looking thing and used to love eating cats so
so robert's got him on each of these individual adverts and he just brought so
so many memories back i used to love watching that as a kid fucking you know one of them he's
bringing up a tv network uh complaining because he's got his own brand of uh tofu cat baits
because he obviously eats cats and he's like you don't uh you don't publish to any of the mechians
whatever like his races he's like you don't publish to any of my rice so how am i supposed
to make any profit off of my tofu cat food so yeah it's just fun so is that sort of like
something we should be expecting in the near future where we're gonna have these alfs walking
around with us if they aren't already i'll be going to see the true image of these reptilian
shapeshifters they're amongst us you know obviously queen elizabeth she recently passed she was
allegedly the queen of them um you know but this the anunnaki are allegedly still amongst us as well
um i can't think of the other ones that i saw around here as well so are they with us are these
the ones that are hiding are we gonna see them we've got to be able to mingle with them you know
cherry little kaffir with them and that i think i feel what's tainted the whole ufo and stuff
is stuff like that that seems like i'm not saying it's unrealistic in terms of your brain just
calm you know it's hard to process yeah it won't let you take it there and go that yeah that i
believe that and i think because of how much we already know that all the government's lied to us
yeah it's hard to just instantly believe all right yeah yeah yous are lying to us about these
the truth is out there i think it's all as i said before it's always a conspiracy within the
conspiracy or something you know we'd always you know so you know thinking about it it wouldn't
be nice no nice you know to to know just to get some you know to know yeah for sure what else is
there out there what can they do what can't they do just where's he gonna take us because if he
does come out if if that what is a question landed aliens landed way that's way and there was like
do you want to come to our plaza but i selected x amount of people and they said to you do you
want to come would you go so this is a layered question really well more so it's a layered answer
oh and also if you go there it's like that uh interstellar you couldn't if you come back
everyone that you wouldn't obviously know would have passed away because but that depends on how
their space travel technology is done yeah because i know what you're saying this theory that's what
happens yeah because essentially we've the way that we know how space travel works we used to travel
six months in one direction yeah and then six months to come back something like that then
it's like it's two years that's passed something like that yeah all interstellar stuff yeah yeah
uh so i know again it's going back to star trek and whatever it's it's better explained on those
programs yeah so so even though the travel that we've done we've still early aged 12 months or
whatever but what a tom got back 10 years ago or whatever yeah so yeah that would depend on how
their technology is whether it is going to be something like that i think it all comes down to
what's going to be left behind because if i leave is like does the missus come can i take the dog
you can take the dog and the missus yeah so if it's your family come to wherever our home's dead
this is what it looks like some i don't know yeah device and charger yeah come live with us
uh no we've got a new planet we're going to integrate you know the galactic yeah do you
want to come i think i would as long as there was nothing to initially worry about or if i'm gone
for a year i'm all coming back to debt because i haven't paid bills no no there's none of that
it's not that as long as you know i know it's a it's not like passenger where it's like the move
it's literally there sounds you're cool yeah have a new life have a new life you've got nothing to
worry about let's go so yeah if it's down you've got nothing to worry about in that sense then yeah
i'll because there was like we need a graph there we need someone that can fix yeah we've got a
load of houses that need sorting out because our trade is don't graph long here um so yeah i'll be
there i don't think i'd hesitate really as long as like we did know that there weren't a lot of it
was i can go there it's the same atmosphere i can still have a bed whenever i'm yeah so like
in terms of like how so like in terms of you know their planet is similar to ours in terms of
sun ox joint you know it's it's you know so you're saying you would go yeah i think if i reckon you
would go on the ship as well and point out before so you know on that yeah what's going on with that
going on with that yeah yeah don't worry i'm here kids yeah yeah i think it was as easy as
immigrating to another country so yeah because there's no laws or anything obviously yeah you
know it's it's just like a little space for you that yeah you're coming to ours now then
fucking happy days yeah i'll do it yeah because i mean again we're going off of like how everything
is at the moment you know the ecosystem well not the ecosystem the economy is shit prices are high
on everything and that so you know it's it's like it's hard to want to try and do anything in the
world really the amount of times over the years people have said oh you should have not moved to
australia or whatever you know you'd be better off so i think if it was as easy as that yeah
well go there you ain't got to worry about financials or um how you're going to leave
we're going to set you up like this this is going to be you're going to integrate with our culture
right yeah but yeah there's nothing to lose really is that uh i wouldn't want the side of it of trying
to communicate back with earth and have to give all the details that do my head in because
i'd have to deal with all these politicians and whatever i wouldn't mind too much of the scientists
not saying what i'm saying but i'm trying to have to be politically correct yeah snowflake earthling
instead i'd be just a bit pissed off on that sense but yeah i think you can't be a bit stupid if
there was no no dramas about it there's nothing to worry about i think you'd be a bit daft not
to want to go not to accept so yeah aliens we know you're out there we know you're logging
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all right
jeff
nino
so our spacecraft has a water leak
need you so graphic kid
you know you know i'll be there monday
give me your number
uh
it's not okay
so i spoke to this ticket this morning and he's like i've got a leak and this lake's been going on
since before we moved in no one fucking decided to tell me i don't even know about it's not
yeah it's been going on he's told me about this morning come here big stick yeah
yeah that's how we always do it but my graph kid yeah but no yeah now but i remember the story
was in a pub in a fun story time yeah was in a pub and he had a job over the road from the pub
like literally you could see pretty much see that like the house if you just go to the other side
of the pub the geese are calling calling calling calling puts his phone on silent and i said to him
we'll just go over now i'll give you a hand he's like i can't be asked i'll go tomorrow
and he was like you ain't gonna go tomorrow you're gonna get smashed and just ignore his calls
that's what happened yeah because he's literally two o'clock on a friday over there an hour job
i'll give you a hand now yeah what everyone would understand is we was already in the pub
was already drinking yeah but you already had this job booked in before the drinking yeah but i didn't
plan to do it before the drinking did i so hence why wasn't you actually if i remember correctly
you actually was going towards there and found that we was in the pub and came to the pub
probably instead of going to the job it's been a long time since that happened anyway
yeah yeah so yeah it does that's why you'd be invited now on homestead not as well like
10 years ago no chance mate no i still would have sorted them out back then as well though
hi everyone it's me this is me face just want to remind you we want you to send in any questions
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so we'll go off of all this hiding stuff now because we do actually have a lot of
email what sir yeah yeah i know i didn't tell you about it from different person as well it is
so uh i won't say that last name just in case but from a lady oh we have female yeah apparently
there's been well yeah well yeah i'm assuming it's female so yeah oh so hi ash and jd here for some
advice she's come to the right place i don't know what you're like with someone i've put
an email like that it's like they've come to the right place yeah why didn't you come sooner
that's all i'm thinking so she says i think my boyfriend is cheating on me it's not funny
no i think she's taking the fish well but no no she says how can i catch you mate what should i do
thanks kirsten so well um so is that all she said she thinks her boyfriend's cheating i mean uh
a little bit more information yeah just so we could have uh but no thank you for your
manual i regardless um yeah it like just throwing out anything like that like um age probably would
have helped because she's not 15 yeah and it don't really matter and it depends because people are
snap training all the time and i do picks and everything and it's sort of what your class is
cheating yeah it's it is very different these days because like i said the other week you know
are you going to class uh being subscribed to someone's only fans that's cheating right
because if you are then just going on to porn hopefully is going to be chasing then as well
it's what level are you classing as cheating but let's just say kirstie has some
in yes some actual do you know she's got some reasoning she's probably seen something or heard
something um and she wants to know if he's been tuned i mean what what would you say joe i mean
for me i think go on sorry lee come on yeah so uh look just through my own experience not of
being a cheater of cheating on um so as you know back in the day i was a top shagger
and all the ladies uh i don't know what you're laughing at as hard as you are
like it's just a tough show no shame come to your own place kirstie but yeah so i i
partake in activities with like he's back in a dad no so what i'm trying to get to is uh look
before there was as many of these programs like he just says um snapchat and all that
yeah i know i was asked several times from girls that i was seeing on with at the time uh can i
play a game on your phone so that was an easy way for them to pretend that they're playing a game
where they can yeah start scrolling for new messages i've never had anything to hold
so i still don't yeah so it never bothered me so i don't know if she'd be able to do something
like that yeah you know to try and use an excuse to get on his phone to try and see if there's any
messages but i don't see how it's how people can try and cheat these days because as i said we've
we've detected in the facebook the instagram snapchat and all that because i think snapchat
shows your location yeah i don't use it put it into i don't know it might be a case of her
partners went out and met someone and might have just put it like under like a lad's name and
messaging like that or something like that um for me i think i would just ask him out right yeah i
think that's all you can do is really just um be straight yeah what's going on i wouldn't go through
his phone purely for the fact is i feel like if you're looking for something in particular
you'll find if you're really looking for it so something that might only be something so small
because you're looking for something could end up being a really big issue i think you just have to
ask him and just take his word for it until you get some um proper evidence just like yeah yeah
but yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't go through his phone i wouldn't keep asking him i would just
bring up the once you know and have a serious conversation tell him how you feel or what you
think that is the case or you will you you are feeling like you are being treated on all and then
just ask him out on if he says no you i think just got not so much taking the chin but just follow
you know follow your instinct and just well i wouldn't go through his phone and said if you
can make you can look for something and make into a big thing but if he's if you go through his phone
and he is mentioning all 10 girls on whatsapp sending dick pics dead just fucking go but if you do
something like that you see dick pics or messages and that with other girls don't confront him
straight away get some fucking dp or something rub it on his product put it in his boxes make
him fucking pack yeah just like i don't know look go to start having sex just fucking you know again
with the dp fucking over there or a bit of like um tea tree or something you know like uh you're
having your shampoos and shower gels and something you can sort of oh it makes you fucking burn a
little bit yeah dp stick with the dps fucking stick it on a fucking little dildo up up shove
up his arse make him feel pain i love the fact she's getting like the devil and angel like
you know do this yeah so yeah i think in summary don't don't rush to any conclusions have a
conversation have a conversation follow your instinct and if it's the case you know you do
end up going through his phone and you do find something then by all means do what jd says
yeah pegging it's just but he might be into that pegging with an even bigger that's what i say
what is an extent what is it like can you extend the peg also i think you just changed the tool
who likes the effect i think i know why that makes the yeah i'm going to like this is about
20 people now just like me i think it's a bit of a lot a generational thing as well um because you
think again you see on the films and tv bro and that blog eating ass how he's like everyone loves
to do it whereas that's a kid's fit like that's what i mean always oh go on sorry yeah like people
like our age and older and that wasn't a thing like that what you doing when when i said to
can all this stuff like all the kids are doing it like that's what i say now which goes what the
fuck's that got all the kids are doing this shit now yeah like i guarantee like gang bangs like just
i guarantee just really yeah just just living life and having fun i bet you wish to be 19 years old
again now any well as i back down okay top shot man top peggar yeah would you get pegged
peggar no no no serious question that if your wife coming was like jay i want to peg
i said i want to peg you would you let me i think it's always tn don't knock until you try
well i mean you gotta like start small i think if it's gonna do it just do it with locker fuck you
you know just a small tool you know two inches or whatever loads of lube just get it in there i
suppose start fingering i didn't know so i should have you know i have to have luck with this peg
so it's a woman with a strap on yeah and then you put so she just starts bombing you right
and then it just depends on how what position you're in so you could be in dark getting bombed
or lying on your back getting bombed i suppose lying on your side getting bombed
anyway you're getting bombed right it sounds not for me no big gap a little bit mate
yeah uh i think yeah i think you know they're our words words and you know we're hardly ever wrong
so yeah and look at this wisdom just coming through them all the knowledge all the knowledge
should be called jeremy call on that well he's back on it he's on uh that gb news we've um
that'll be a fucking one jerry spring was better he used to have a fight at the end
that's the audience was always the best
beer
so there was something that i just says then um it reminded me yeah while i was working the other week
over bombing dads i drove past my brother which is always going to be a uh like you think of the
odds of what while i'm working driving around he's working driving around or to cross paths i know
there's not in the town center where he leaves but just to cross paths in general at the moment of
time because he was trying to cross the road you know it's it's always going to be high odds anyway
but i've clucked him anyway about to start crossing the road window was down
and i was like okay boys
loads of people around everyone's staring he's oh fuck off jake looking so as soon as i've done it i
was like fuck i bet everyone thinks i'm a rock couldn't that but that was just a common thing
to say years ago wasn't it he was never meant in a malicious way it was just top fans that okay
but he was embarrassed and now everyone thinks he's a gay boy probably and well as i think in the
arm like a homophobe or whatever for sure but you know you think of it years ago that was a top
quality insult of the banter you know he's fucking a lot of losing kid in school and that like you
getting a slagging match with someone like yeah your mom know and you know it was just what does
that even mean your mom just depends on what you've been fucking yeah but it says previously
anything uh you're a dickhead yeah but your mom so it's not trying to say yeah your mom is what
you've just called me right so i know it was a bit of a not really lying when it was again
back when we was kids it was a bit tougher the best comeback i ever heard in school and i remember
fucking crying is when one of the lads said something and he and he like it was a good joke
and he went all quiet and then the lad was like if you want my comeback it's on your mom's chin
stuff like that you you wouldn't really get away with saying i wonder what their banter is now with
kids it's a bit like i went to fucking just say because again that was something that we used to
say as kids well that's gay and naturally in my head i just went i'll bet that's gay but i'll
predict something gay is what i was gonna say you know i would always say uh in front of our well the
well younger generations yeah well yeah yeah other family members yeah i'll go that's straight
yeah yeah because he's gay so i got that straight and he doesn't get the same no does he no no no
yeah i suppose you could try and adopt the way that the american saying that's so lame
but again it doesn't because that's essentially what it was that was kind of the way it was always
meant anything yeah you know oh that's gay that is no you meant it's lying it's shit it's cute
but it was so very long i wonder are you knowing it i wonder who was one one time since they were
like that's gay and like it just went yeah because everyone said he didn't like any they say it was
never meant maliciously it's just always just a put down on whatever was shit in front of you
yeah but i'm only going to say gay used to mean happy yeah but it still does in the dictionary
uh in the normal dictionary that is i don't know how many dictionaries there are with different
meanings for it i suppose we need a thesaurus for it but uh yeah it's um it's words are such a
strange thing how they can be interpreted even though when you're reading a text message or an
email it can be said one way but you can read it and think why is he being an asshole you know
to convey words in different ways i mean the english language in general it's just a hard
thing isn't it it baffles me i know it's because we're english and we don't know other languages
properly to understand it really but we um but because obviously we're thinking of things like
you you're tumbling along you've got thoughts in your head and you're thinking in english yeah and
then obviously we're talking english and you have the spanish french and whatever it's their own
language in their heads and then they're speaking it and then they can still speak english the
majority of them you know it's it is drilled into them in school to have the english lessons where
it was optional for us or lots of Spanish or French or whatever and none of us did it we just
in general accept the fact we go to another country they know how to speak to us not the other way
around and i tell what i love doing is when you say you like you're in spain or wherever whatever
country and you try to order something and it's kind of like what the english saying on the nick
but you try to you know you try to order in spanish yeah yeah you know no rather than like you know
than like you know you know them yeah you know in italy you know i'll have a lasagna yeah but you
know i remember when i was in paris and look i just wanted like uh it was like an omelet i don't know
was it normally i can't remember what was anyway i was trying to order breakfast and you had what it
was underneath and the waitress spoke english and i said it and she was like no no no no no
no and i was just like right last time i've ever because that's down to the dialect of how you said
it though isn't it because yeah it's like there was that this look the same but the same yeah so
it will be one word says in a particular way but you say it with a slightly different tone or you
hold a letter for too long and then it's it's like it goes from handshake to hand job yeah
well yeah so she weren't happy so some you know some top knowledge coming out some some top facts
that's what we're here for always here for the real talk the real talk you know i know kirstie's
like listening like thanks lads you know yeah and it just stems back we've not heard off of
danny jay hopefully david was happy with his stories last week as well yeah all the emails
mate yeah we're getting there uh i don't know if that's a piece of cake
i know yeah hopefully hopefully kirstie was genuinely yeah hopefully we've helped you out
yeah let us know what happened anyway you know if you come to a solution yeah did you
or what you did yeah did you finger blast his arsehole
did you shit on his face let us know we want to know um again in general make sure you get consent
but shitting on someone i wouldn't mind that and that golden shower is when you were on someone
yeah no we should do a sex episode once or you was gonna ask me to fucking golden shower you didn't
golden shower you didn't know no no i know well i don't know that's lame i know someone that knew
someone i didn't know him directly but i knew i met him a few times and he used to like to be pissed
off by his girlfriend and i it's just like i know horses for courses you know that's why it's there
yeah let's get into this because it was a topic that i fought off the other week to be honest
strange kinks like but it's like it might be strange with someone but not like if you're
getting pissed on like kids now probably getting pissed on all the time arseholes get nicked out
pegged i guarantee the average 20 year old now has been pegged has pegged if you're female
licked an arsehole more free sir gangbang i i guarantee yeah free some gangbangs and that that's
i reckon so i reckon i reckon you know what i reckon like in a college that's happening daily
now i reckon i reckon yeah i reckon just one big award you know yeah i mean why are you trying to
so on up my two college more college size of class man yeah i think the free sums and
like more people joining in your group activity i think that's going to be just the more common
practice because that's definitely always been happening you know i know one person in particular
or someone to say his name but he's been a swinger i mean he's he's he's in his 50s easily anyway
um and he's been a swinger for pretty much all his adult life he goes to therapy for sex addiction
um i know that sometimes he'll just drive around for hours because he depresses him he wants to go
to one of these sex parties or clubs oh so he just really yeah he just drives around
looking feeling depressed and not in the right headspace because and he's got a partner sorry
yeah yeah i think that's having that i don't actually know but i think that's what i was
told before well then why don't you just go with her no just far as i know that's what he did but
he just wants to go more yeah right um so i think yeah those group parties and that that's more of
a common thing but getting pissed on and shit i'm in that lord i don't see why someone can enjoy that
it's it would you rather get pegged or pissed on pegged see i think oh see is where would you
rather yeah i think no i i just anything going in me mate is a big guy
it's not so if you miss he's doing it then yeah yeah so she's gonna peg you so you miss
he's either gonna peg you or piss on you yeah i'd rather get pegged i'll just i wouldn't want
looking but like all right but it's like it's not like a small little nub thing it's like yeah
let's say if it's happening it's it's like you can't start off straight with a fucking big 12 inch
dollar no all right just an medium size like yeah yeah lots of lube and that yeah you wouldn't just
run a little piss in there no no sure never asked that yeah because do you like the feeling when you
sit down on a toilet when someone else has already sat down on it so let's just say he's the missy
she's just going to the toilet and then you go immediately after oh no we're going immediately
after my if what what do you mean if she's gone because you have to be i'm sorry because if it's
little way i don't know if any so it's not really helpful yeah but let's just say she sat down for
two minutes had a way scrolling through her phone okay so the seat warm yeah and then you go down
that's not going down you go in the toilet and then sit down that seat warm yeah i don't mind it
you don't mind it oh god you're wrong that's horrible oh that someone's warm ass sweaty
ass i'm not saying your miss is gonna sweat your ass by the way but oh there's gonna be
fucking moist residuals on there and it's thought it's just not a nice feeling i'll see you no i
know he's saying yeah i'll come on a lawyer so what is the warm sensation of a piece or a sheet
landing on me i just wouldn't have that no no i know i'll drive with you yeah if i was choosing
out of them so i'd rather get pissed off because it's it's bad enough picking up the dog sheets
in a bag and that's warm yeah especially when it's solid let alone when it's fucking liquidized
just well yeah having that on your no not for me what are some of weird kinks because i do feel
there's loads i don't know i don't feel like feet yeah people like have really like three faces
yeah i can have you sorry sorry jack cool you see that gaze of that uh he just wears sucks all that
what sucks and then he sells up i haven't seen that gaze but i know there's plenty of them
just literally imagine he's fucking sold yeah i'm sucking dude 20 quid to be fair it says a long
time ago i should look into doing stuff like that and the amount of people that are money i think
and uh air hostesses they sell their toys and i just saw what flight there was on with the flight
uh the flight number yeah and how long the distance was and i can tell people yeah but it's not in
japan i think it is all china uh one of the oriental countries they have they have vending machines we've
used knickers in all right so you see like you know the men just go up 200 yen whatever the
fuck it is into the machine and get a fucking worn pair of knickers out and then they're just there
sniffing it okay yeah it's a it's a big market to be fair um but yeah so the fake one why that
some people just prefer the most ugliest uh a horrible fit as opposed to just a lot of standard
foot i know you wouldn't go for that one that is in particular anyway i just i go back to
younger days where he likes um the one thing they used to and i don't know if girls do i doubt they
do because girls seem to wear trainers a lot more going out now vans and whatever converse you know
whatever sensible footwear yeah other brands of other animals yeah uh but girls used to just wear
heels at the time and he used to take them off in the club and walk around barefoot and i thought he
used to be black and he used to fuck me off because like if they're uncomfortable and just take a bag
switches just yeah just absolutely flops or whatever just don't wear them any yeah
people enjoy that day but look for the pictures and pay for the pictures and that but these dirty
faces why i don't see what's in the heads that makes them for rose though yeah i know it's
because it's a personal preference but no and those people that have dolls what the fuck
and that's a bit of a longer episode no but i'm one of the podcasts that i do watch
a story i wish i had the fucking details of it but this lady uh i think she was america
uh she got married to a rag doll so she'd been single for a long time her mother made this rag
doll for her um so let's say his name was fucking steve the dog uh so she got married there was
200 people at this wedding yeah i don't know how many of them were fucking rag dolls as well but
there was 200 guests they had two children together as well on her on her and she was
contemplating divorcing him because he cheated on her
so it was a friend that told her that she'd seen steve going into a hotel or a motel with some other
woman and she didn't believe it at first until she checked his text messages on you
so she checked his text messages on you
fucking the phone it's just not
well it's his one yeah yeah it's just a plastic screen and she's seeing text messages to this other
woman oh god well yeah she's staying with him um for the sake of the children
well i mean you think of all these fucking these like lonely men and that out there these infidels
is it insoles is it insoles
it's not infidels no um the lot the loners that don't like going out or whatever um
because it's wrong i've not been signed yeah there's a right introvert that's it yeah so
you think of all these ones that love can't find a woman no one wants to be with her
this fucking puppy has had two women and they're sitting at home can't even find one
so there's hope out there for them anyway yeah
i think on that uh pile of wool we should leave it there really yeah
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