1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,520 Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:23,000 hosts Ash and JD. This is take two so apologies for anything that we might not be as enthusiastic 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:31,840 about. Do apologize but let's get back to the entertainment anyway. So going off of 4 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:39,080 last week's crisp saga we had a bit of controversy over that didn't we? We were saying it how 5 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:46,120 it is that macaws are man's crisps and yorkie bars are for men. I still stand by it because 6 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:52,560 they are a bit masculine. They claim to have all the flavour and be packed to a bit. 7 00:00:52,560 --> 00:01:01,000 What would be another man food? Like that's not like snacks are like food. If you think 8 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,960 of man food what would you think a man food would be? See I think for English it's like 9 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:19,840 man whey. Well yeah so with black pudding obviously. Yeah I'd say anything barbecue 10 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:27,920 as well. I've never done a barbecue. It's just the man's thing to do isn't it? You sell 11 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:34,960 the barbecue, you whack all the burgers and the hot dogs and that kind of thing. My mate 12 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:40,360 once said to me you know what I'm manning to? You cut the grass while drinking a beer 13 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:44,400 and then say you've done a barbecue. So you've done two of those things then? I've cut the 14 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:50,040 grass while having a beer. I didn't even want a beer out of what I was doing here. So I've 15 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:57,440 done it just to save. The barbecue no. So we need to get you a barbecue then don't we? 16 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,640 Yeah. So you can tick that off the list. Yeah we should get a barbecue we've been on a barbecue 17 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:12,040 for a while now. We'll save that for another episode. So yeah so we've forwarded to give 18 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:22,400 our top three crisps of what we like and then after we'll give an in the bin list as well. 19 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:28,560 Yeah. Crisps that shouldn't be on the shelf. They're losing money, no one's buying them. 20 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:35,520 What are they being made out there for human consumption? There shouldn't even be a concept 21 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,200 of your meal deal. They shouldn't give you that option of just. Because all they're doing 22 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:44,240 is make it's like when it's a movie where you think a girl's a ten and for you is that 23 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,400 I'm just listening. No it wasn't a movie was it? It was on How I Met You more about the 24 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:56,000 cheerleader effect. That's the one. So it's a group of girls and collectively it looks 25 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,240 like a group of hotties but when you actually sit back and look at them individually you're 26 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:08,160 like nah she's fucking this, she's got that. I'm not going to say any actual features because 27 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:14,560 I don't want to offend anyone. Also what a great show as well. It was yeah, better than 28 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:23,120 Friends. Friends was. It doesn't, I know we'll get onto the pitch soon yeah. Friends it's 29 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:29,200 just overrated, don't get me wrong I did enjoy it enough to watch it but yeah How I Met You 30 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:36,120 more about I can just have that on repeat all the time really. I've still not watched 31 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:41,720 season 2 of How I Met Your Father but I wasn't that excited about the first season really. 32 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:46,920 I think I already know who the dad's going to be in that. I don't know I'll get round 33 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:51,880 to season 2. Yeah after you've watched it. Yeah. Well because I already think I've already 34 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:58,120 clocked who the dad's going to be. So back to crisps. Crisp yeah that's what we're talking 35 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:11,280 about today. Crisp tart with Ash and JD. So third on my list I would go for Disco's mainly 36 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:17,440 the salt and vinegar. Yeah. Disco's is a pack of crisps once you have one you want to get 37 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:22,880 another. Yeah you can't just have one packet if you have one pack of Disco's. That's not 38 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:28,320 the grungy one. But I think with most of our choices you're always going to grab the grab 39 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:33,520 bag. You can't just get the multi pack and just think one pack's going to save you. All 40 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:39,400 of them it's just bags of air with just a couple of crisps in. So we're always going 41 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,800 for the big grab bags. Yeah prawn cocktail one's damn really nice but yeah it's one of 42 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:49,760 a nigger or something. Yeah prawn cocktail in general I'm not much of a fan of. I'll 43 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:57,080 eat them if it's the only pack that's going but yeah mainly the salt and vinegar. But 44 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:01,960 I've fallen with them well to be fair with most salt and vinegar crisps really ones that 45 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:06,760 are actually packed with flavour by the time you've eaten it it's like it's taken a layer 46 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:13,040 of skin off the roof of my mouth and I can feel it for days just the healing process 47 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:20,280 just going on. Yeah that's why crisps should though. Yeah I wouldn't class Disco's as man 48 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:27,880 crisps but they're for family fun. They're for family fun Chris. They're for discounts. 49 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:34,680 Problems over Naki. So that's my number three. What's one of yours? So number three mini 50 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:43,480 cheddars. Mini cheddars. Mini cheddars I mean mini cheddars across the board. So cheese, 51 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:51,000 red lefster, barbecue, cheese and onion. Just John Furred. Just the perfect. As I said you 52 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,640 just don't grab one you can have about three. Yeah. Because you just literally it is like 53 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,960 a handful of it. Mini cheddars is one that you could literally you could have all of 54 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:05,320 the flavours and just put them in like a big like a fruit bowl. Yeah and just scramble 55 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,960 them all. Mix all the flavours up and then everyone will be a little surprised. Like 56 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:14,840 a revel. Oh that one's a beef. No I never used to like revels because I never used to 57 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:20,520 like coffee. I wonder if I'd like them more now that. Yeah you saying that I've not had 58 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:26,440 them since I've been an adult really. Yeah. The coffee one is blah. Do you reckon the 59 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,120 coffee one would be the best one Matt? Probably would yeah. I think we'll have to go and get 60 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:35,560 a pack after this. Rebels. Rebels. Yeah so going on to number two for you. Number two 61 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:42,680 is it comes from the childhood but spicy vaders or space raiders whatever they're called. 62 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:51,880 So it's the alien face crisps and mainly the pickled onion or the beef flavour. So I know 63 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:57,640 that's the spicy beef but I'm not much of a spicy fan because I just can't handle the 64 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:06,360 heat. Also shout out to Transformers snack because I can't think of them two as one crispy 65 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:15,000 even though they're not. I'm not sure but like I just when I think because you get like 66 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,400 two fifty pence they're probably two for like. Because it used to be 10p a bag didn't it. 67 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:24,600 Yeah but last time I've seen there was two fifty pence on the Transformers snack and 68 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:29,240 I might be wrong on the other. But I'm sure that the grab bags offer are still a pound. 69 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:35,400 Great stuff. But again because with them they just they actually feel filling as well don't 70 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:43,960 they. Yeah. Compared to your general walkers it's just you know you grab them your mouth is full 71 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:49,560 you get it all stuck in between your teeth and that. And as a good pack of crisps as well 72 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:55,640 should be you're always wanting more. Yeah. So yeah that's that's my number two there. 73 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:06,120 Yeah so my number two Pringles brawn cracktail. Now I don't know if it'd be controversial but 74 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:13,560 I think we're in agreement that they're allowed. Yeah they definitely are. I mean I know we 75 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:18,920 shouldn't use it at all but they are sold on the crisp oil. The classes are crisp even though it's 76 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:25,160 like there's less potato in them than every other ingredient. Yeah and Pringles is like you know 77 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:33,000 they're not an everyday crisp bar though. Well no so Pringles is my number one on the list 78 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,960 and especially these days they are more of a luxury item. Yeah. Because of the price you know 79 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:43,480 you're lucky to get them for two pound when they're not on sale. And then I think the other day I saw 80 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:49,240 the whole grains on sale for like one pound fifteen or something. Those flavors are just not as nice 81 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:54,600 as the original Pringles. No. But there's that many flavors of the Pringles now as well isn't 82 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:59,640 there. You got toy I think you got toy sweet you there. Then you got barbecues. Yeah there's all 83 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:06,520 the barbecues. Yeah there is a few isn't there. Yeah but the main one my main go to the Pringles 84 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:14,600 is the Smoky Baker. Because it's just as a child Smoky Bacon was my main flavor of crisp that I 85 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:20,200 would always have. I didn't really get into cheese and onion until I was like you know 12 or something 86 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:27,880 but Smoky Baker was just the one. And then Roast Chicken that doesn't get its juice as much as it 87 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:34,840 should do. I mean yeah the Walkers it's always going to be like you know the top tier crisp really 88 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:40,680 but everyone wants them. And it's a bit of a show off look. Oh I've got a bag of Walkers. 89 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:57,800 So my number one grab bag, Flaming Hot, Monster Munch. Just should be everyone's number one. 90 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:07,640 Just proper man crisp as well I'd like to think. Well yeah so again not as the spicy beef but as 91 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:13,640 the normal pickled onion beef. Yeah I'd have them all at all. They're just funny little 92 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:18,680 because it's meant to be a monster but it looks like a little hand doesn't it. Yeah yeah. You know 93 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:24,360 I suppose some could say it's the start of someone's hair transplant. So with the little 94 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:31,000 spoke sticking up off the top. Yeah you can't go wrong again it's another crisp that it's filling 95 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:36,840 and again what you need off a good pack of crisps. Your hands are filthy you've got to lick your 96 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:44,920 fingers clean afterwards. You know and that's what you want. So I think number one that yeah 97 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:49,720 I think that's the right order. I think yeah. Yeah there's a good few more that we could have 98 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:54,840 hardly been to our list but yeah you know we don't want to be like everyone else and have a top four. 99 00:10:54,840 --> 00:11:00,200 Yeah. You know just break that. That's right. No point going on and on about the same things over 100 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,560 and over. If you have a top four you might as well have a top ten. Yeah. You might as well. 101 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:09,960 Yeah just stop. Oh fucking hell it's not top of the pops. Well going on to shit crisps. 102 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:15,880 The most obvious really salty walkers we touched on it if it's part of your meal deal there's 103 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:21,400 some wrong with you. Yeah if you want to be a playing giant just don't go there. There's no need. 104 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,440 They should just stop doing that and who boys the six pack have already sorted. 105 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:32,840 Yeah. Who would intend. Oh my god. I just don't know why it's even an option as a multi pack. Yeah. 106 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,760 They should charge you more for having already sorted. Yeah because they should be charged more 107 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:43,240 because why are people boiling for it to be the same price as the rest of them. It should cost more 108 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:48,200 because there's less of them sold. Yeah. More when it comes to the multi pack you'll get away it's 109 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:53,400 two cheese and onion and two salt and vinegar and two already salted. I don't want four lots of 110 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:59,160 salted crisps. I just want two of each flavor. Yeah. Because at least when you do get them 111 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,960 sorted multi packs you get you are having your two packs that you're going to inevitably have. 112 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:13,240 Yeah. Maybe three or four depending on how long you're at. But snackajacks they're not a crisp 113 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:18,680 they're popcorn that have just been stuck together with someone's cheese that works in a factory that 114 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:23,800 pops all the bones and it's well don't care if it's the little ones or big ones they're not crisps 115 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:28,680 they're popcorn they're just popcorn. Or you know yeah they might be healthy or whatever but they're 116 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:37,160 not the shit. Yeah. They're not crisps. They're not crisps. But shit crisps, Tangy Toms. Now Tangy 117 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,960 Toms as a kid used to be flavorful. Yeah. Now they just taste like cardboard now they die. And the 118 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:47,240 Pommeys as well. They used to be nice as a kid. Yeah. But it's just like they're just flavorless. 119 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:53,960 And those snaps you remember snaps? Oh that was nice. Did they even do them anymore? I can't say 120 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:59,640 I've seen them. Oh that was nice as well. Yeah. But we're on about shit crisps now. We ain't got a top 121 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:10,600 four. No. Again something that it's classed as a crisp but it's not a crisp in my eyes. Doritos. 122 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:14,600 You don't want Doritos? Or you just don't think they should be classed as crisps? They're not crisps. 123 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:22,760 They're condiments to dip with your salsas and stuff. You know I don't see why anyone would grab 124 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:28,040 a bag of Doritos and just eat it on its own. Because you can't that that's one that you would 125 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,520 have to have just a small bag. You can't have a crap bag of that and just scrap it all on its own. 126 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,480 I've done that. No I've done that many times on the Flamin' Hot ones and the Tangy Cheese. But yeah. 127 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:42,760 Yeah so if it was the Flamin' Hot and the the extra cheesy sort yeah. But if it's just the plain 128 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:49,160 Dorito or you call ranch or something. There's no flavor to them. They're just dry. Also when I think 129 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:56,920 of Doritos I think of like Cinnaman. Yeah. Who the fuck is paying for no $3.99 now for a pack of Doritos 130 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:02,520 at the Cinnaman. Honestly. But if you're doing that you nacho them up because that's what they are. 131 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:12,040 Yeah. You know Jay I'm gonna say when I go to the cinema now I pre-buy my food. You pre-buy with 132 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:18,120 your ticket. No no no. You come in with your own stuff. I get it from elsewhere. Yeah. Because I used to be 133 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:26,040 yeah you know Tango Ice Blast. I think these do a meal. It was like a meal. Tango Ice Blast. 134 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:32,760 Crisps. And also like you know you grab bags sweets chocolates. Yeah you get like about 10 or something 135 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:42,760 in there. So now all that's $3.99 and I think the drink now is $6.99. Fuck that. Literally 136 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:49,720 £1 B&M £1.25 for the Whisper things. Yeah. £1 I think. Over £1 if they run off that they grab back. 137 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:58,600 Just it's not right. It's a no-brainer. I think it's because we was all misled when we were younger 138 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:04,280 as if it was all illegal. You've got to get arrested for taking your own food in. But when you actually 139 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,600 do your research it does actually say that you're allowed to take your own food. When I was a kid 140 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:14,200 and my mum didn't I was a bit embarrassed. Yeah because it seemed like a bit of a toy thing to do 141 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:20,760 back in the day. Also do you like popcorn? I'm not a fan of it. No I don't like it. So it's like 142 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,840 if you're not having the popcorn you might as well just take your own shit. Yeah. 143 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:31,800 Look if. I still get a drink. I still get the ice blast. To be fair I'll get the drink just because 144 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:37,720 I'll have the big drink and it lasts me the whole time. Yeah you need a big drink. You need to get 145 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:43,720 a big yeah. Yeah and with the machines these days because you all ought to go for the sprouts and 146 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:49,240 add in like a bit of peach or a bit of strawberry with it or something. Yeah. So it's just it's a 147 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,680 drink that you're not going to find on the shelf when you're walking around to get your pre-drink. 148 00:15:52,680 --> 00:16:01,400 Can we also talk about what they take away for fat fivers now. So KFC 1 do Pepsi. They do Pepsi Max. 149 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:10,680 Okay. I mean I can't stand Pepsi Max. I prefer Max over standard but it's not a deal breaker. 150 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:20,520 I'll have both. And also at the cinema they don't do Coke sometimes. They do Diet Coke and Coke Zero. 151 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,640 Coke Zero. Then you add the flavor to the Coke Zero but they won't do Coke Cola. 152 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:29,080 And then when you pay for Coke Cola and McDonald's they charge 24 pence. 153 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:35,240 No 20 pence sorry now to have Coke. They charge you more to have Coke. See I've not noticed that. 154 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:41,560 Yeah. So you pay more so if you get like a big pack meal you pay more to have a milkshake. Yeah no 155 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:46,680 so if you have a Coke it's 20 pence more because it's sugar tax or something like that. Really huh. 156 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:53,480 Yeah so. I'm glad that I don't drink much fizzy pops. But look for me it has to be 157 00:16:53,480 --> 00:17:04,520 the I can't drink the diet stuff. It just feels like fizzy. So I know we've went off tuck. 158 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,680 Well yeah I mean we was towards the end of the year. In the bin Chris really well. 159 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:17,240 Can you think of any more Chris to put in the bin? I mean apart from just 160 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:23,320 those stupid flavors that you'd never think of because these are really good. I was never a fan 161 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:31,400 of the Worcestershire sauce one. Oh no that was great. Worcestershire for the American listeners. 162 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:39,320 I don't know how to pronounce it. It's not hard. But yeah the Worcestershire sauce Chris was never 163 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:48,280 a fan of that flavor. The barbecue I never really liked that of the Walkers either. It was okay. 164 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:55,960 It was my go-to choice. Walkers I have some had some funky flavors and that because they've always 165 00:17:55,960 --> 00:18:04,440 done those clubs where they've done was it the KFC? No that was that one. No that wasn't Walkers. 166 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:09,880 They used to do the competitions as well. Do you remember when you got the 20 quid? You went 20 quid from them back then. 167 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:15,080 Yeah yeah because it was like a little blue pack wasn't it and you'd sometimes find a five in there 168 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:22,120 or a voucher for a green pack. Also why don't cereals do gifts anymore? Do you remember? I remember 169 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:27,160 asking myself this question years ago. When did that not become you think there's a generation of kids 170 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:34,760 that don't know about it. That don't know any cereal. I know if you got brothers you used to dig it in to find it. 171 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:41,640 But there's a generation of kids that have never known to lie. I've poured in cereal 172 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:47,480 a good brand if he was lucky. Also a good brand cereal used to be like sacred. 173 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:53,560 Cocoa pups, weirdos. Yeah but now there's next to no difference compared to 174 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,840 the other brands the cheap ones. I think the brawl up or dive come down. Yeah you're literally just 175 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:04,680 paying for the name when it comes to anything like that. But yeah I used to enjoy it. I think that's the reason 176 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:11,960 why when I do have cereal it's not a poxy little like the recommended portion of 40 grams or whatever. 177 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:18,840 The bowl's full and it's swimming in milk because you have to pour out loads. If you're fortunate to 178 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:24,840 be on your own with a toy in a bag you pour out loads in that hope oh yeah this is my toy now and 179 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:30,520 it's right into my bowl. Or grab like grab it out the box and kind of like shake to see where it is. 180 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:35,480 Like if you store it to the side of the pack you try and like shake it all around to get it to the 181 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,400 top so it will fall in your bowl. It's kind of like the equivalent if you go to the gym and you've brought 182 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:45,000 protein you're trying to find the scooper because that even though it's not clear you kind of shake it. 183 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:53,560 Yeah to get the scoop. I know you may yeah yeah yeah a lot of it it's just it's the same as with 184 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,520 the downsizing with the chocolate bars and that as well. I remember like you know when we was kids we 185 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:03,800 bought a Mars bar and it put up the size of your hand it was a good lot four or five inches long 186 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:08,680 and now it's all free. It's not even a fun size and it's just fucking it's ridiculous. You're still 187 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,560 paying more the less. Yeah and I always feel that with McDonald's but I don't know if it's because 188 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,440 you're a kid and a Big Mac seemed. No they're definitely smaller because that's what with the 189 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:27,560 grand Big Mac when that's the size of the original Big Macs. Because again with the chicken sandwich 190 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:34,360 I remember when they first came out the chicken was hanging over the bread not completely all 191 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:39,240 the way over across the bun but then now it's basically just getting a chicken mayo. Yeah. 192 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:44,280 It's fucking and the chicken legends when I know they don't do them no more but when they first 193 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:52,040 came out they were massive and now nothing now. Also I know we are going to be off topic. KFC used 194 00:20:52,040 --> 00:21:00,040 to do an absolute amazing box meal yeah and it was called the hot rods box meal. The hot rods yeah. 195 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:06,040 The chicken stew oh my god and the barbecue rancher box meal. Yeah. Where the fuck had they gone and 196 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:14,040 why did they ever think let's get rid of this. Just let's get rid of this extra flavour. Yeah. 197 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:23,960 Because again the zinger meal never really been a fan of that but I mean I haven't had a KFC for 198 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:30,360 a long time. Just purely for the box. It's ridiculous. I remember I used to go to KFC I'd be able to get 199 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:39,080 a boneless chicken banquet yeah and I'd still have a change for an extra popcorn chicken or like a 200 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,480 chicken select or something and I'd get the change too from 10 pounds. I think you just. Yeah that's 201 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:49,080 probably about 19 pounds. Yeah I think you won't be far off. I think the box meal used to be 5.99 202 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:55,960 for the boneless banquet. Yeah. And the popcorn chicken was I think 150. For the large. It was 203 00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:01,640 yeah for the large. Yeah for the large I think it was like yeah it was £2 at one point. Yeah because it was. 204 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:07,880 Yeah it went up to like 240 or something. I was like yeah that'll do. Yeah that just. Nah fuck that. 205 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:14,280 I know but they're all expensive now they went there. You know I'll go. I don't tend to go to them ones often 206 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:22,600 really the McDonald's and the KFC's. I'll do more of the uh the splurging out ones where it's these 207 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:27,720 fancy burger joint ones. Yeah yeah yeah. I don't know the name of the place now actually but 208 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:33,480 yeah I feel like. What's a quality burger. Yeah I feel like independent burger bars now fast like 209 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,520 independent ones are really tasteful now. Yeah they're up in the game. So I know we've spoke about 210 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:44,280 a few times uh I still don't think you've had the privilege yet but German Doner Kebab. Yeah just 211 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:49,240 because I know it's a bit expensive isn't it. Yeah it's it's pricey but they are the best kebabs out 212 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,720 there. You know just the presentation alone that's that's why you're paying more of your 213 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:59,560 premium price because it's like an unwrapping like YouTube video or something because you get this 214 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:06,760 whole box and then you open it up. Fat kebab loads of goody sauce and if you want your salad and all 215 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:13,960 that in it as well that's in there you know the flavour's good on it. You get uh two spring rolls 216 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:20,680 of either the chicken or the Doner uh like the lamb Doner meat in there as well and uh your fries 217 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:27,240 and you get a selection of dips and that as well. Yeah you can't knock it and then they actually do 218 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,600 uh all sorts of all party meal deals and all that as well. The price is quite good it's to be honest 219 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:39,800 it's cheaper than KFC. Yeah right I'm surprised. I mean we're just going on obviously we talked about 220 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:47,720 obviously fast food and chocolate have you ever had a deep fried snickers? No. Mate I had one once 221 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:55,320 and I can't remember where it was in the countryside and it's the most perfect component. Really? I 222 00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:01,080 didn't think you'd enjoy it to be honest. No there's well if you have Japanese food they do a thing 223 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:07,320 called deep fried ice cream. Oh yeah I've seen it. It shouldn't work but it does but 224 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:13,160 I every now and again I google you know deep fried snickers near me and like they're not coming up 225 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:18,040 with legit places just like new normal chip it or whatever. See I remember when this become a thing 226 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:24,280 because it was when we was in school probably like 12 or 13 or so it started off in Scotland. Yeah I 227 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:30,840 think. It's a deep fried Mars bar. So for anyone that doesn't know it's uh it's basically like the 228 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:38,520 fish batter. What they put battered fish in and battered sausages at a chip shop. So it originally 229 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,880 started off with the Mars bar in Scotland and then it was just out of nowhere everything was getting 230 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:50,840 battered. I know in Scotland they do deep fried cream eggs around Easter. Yeah. That's what I 231 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,840 I bet if they could do deep fried iron brew as well wouldn't it? You know I seen a thing on 232 00:24:54,840 --> 00:25:01,400 TikTok about well put the word down there that iron brew they think up there. Deep fried lasagna. 233 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:07,800 Again I have seen a YouTube video. And that was from an independent restaurant and to be fair it 234 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,440 was in I want to say I was in I can't remember where it was but anyway you know when you come 235 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:18,600 across TikTok and you watch one and all of them comes up. But there was this joint in Boylan 236 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:25,800 and they do these big fuck off sandwiches. They weren't I'm going off topic. They weren't where 237 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:32,520 you do your deep fry. Fuck me it was like that jar like I mean it was like a brick full sandwich. 238 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:37,960 Yeah. There's nothing like that in here by the way. It's probably easy in town but you don't want to 239 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:45,560 fucking go away. But yeah there's there is some mad places that have got some weird like delicacies. 240 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:52,440 There's a lot of Wigan is it the Wigan Bar or something where basically it's just a meat and 241 00:25:52,440 --> 00:26:02,120 potato pod in a bun a burger bun or a sandwich. Right. So yeah apparently it's nice but I don't 242 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:07,880 see why. With the gravy. Yeah yeah so the pod's already got the gravy inside of it. So it's like 243 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:13,960 a pucker pod. Yeah. Log ones that you get at football grounds. Yeah. So meat potato with 244 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:19,400 the gravy in it and then just slapped in a cup or a batch whatever wherever you come from. What you 245 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:25,080 put a burger on or in between stores the bread and then you just eat it like a sandwich. Well 246 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:32,760 yes it's like a Wigan batch or Wigan Bar or something. It's strange but everyone that I've 247 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:40,760 seen that's gone to have one has raved that it's really nice. Also if anyone does know where to get 248 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:48,440 deep fried snickers on Mars Bar in the West Midlands area emails please because I am I do want one. 249 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,360 It's made me think that I want one more thinking about it. I think you need to just get yourself a 250 00:26:52,360 --> 00:27:00,040 deep frying machine don't you? Oh no I might have to defry anything. It's so bad for you. 251 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,480 It's like yeah you just want to you want to you don't want to be kind of calorie counting there. 252 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,600 No well because I know you don't watch a great deal of YouTube but did you ever see any of the 253 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:19,800 epic meal Tom? No. So it's a bunch of Canadian lads and they would take just a standard meal 254 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:25,080 and make it massive so not just like super size it would be bigger than this table. Like man 255 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:31,160 versus food size? No even bigger than that like ridiculous stuff but they used to do a lot of 256 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:37,480 stuff like that they did a random deep frying stuff and I think they did it was like 257 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:44,280 the most layered lasagna or something that they did as well. Like it was literally like a world record 258 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:52,040 at that point but to be fair a lot of the stuff that they did looked nice and at the end of it 259 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:58,520 like it'd be all five or six of them that just be grabbing fistfuls and just ram it down their throats 260 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,840 and it's just one of them ones you'd always just feel hungry while you're watching it. 261 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:08,680 Well I used to make the mistake and it was such an early mistake of watching man versus food 262 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:13,480 before shopping on a sunday when we used to do shopping on a sunday. Well I do it a lot not with 263 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,880 man versus food I did used to do that as well or watch that all the time when you're hungry and that 264 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:26,680 but yeah so while I'm still doing the intermittent fasting I'll sit there and I'll watch 265 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:33,000 Baird Meats food where he's one of the professional eaters and does all the challenges and that so I'll 266 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,120 watch him and then I'll watch a lot of other recipes and stuff and it's like hours before I'm about to 267 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:44,200 start eating you know once your mind starts going that you're looking at the food and you want to 268 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:51,960 eat that you start being hungry it's just torture. It is funny though I saw these people with their 269 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:58,840 professional eating just go through so much food. Randy sent out American Gazer he was 270 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:05,080 like Mr Atlantis or something you know like with the bodybuilding shows and it's all the 271 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:12,040 muscles and that and the food that he puts away it's ridiculous the one that I saw the other day 272 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:17,880 got 20 burger patties got all with extra cheese and this and that and all the sides 273 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,800 and it's like a whole hour and even he's short to eat everything that was there at the end 274 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:28,760 I don't know how to do it. No. Fuck you know I mean that's that's serious dedication as well because 275 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:37,720 again with Baird Meats food he does fast so he'll have that 10 000 calorie meal and that and then 276 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:42,920 he won't eat for two days. Yeah what you don't need to do. No but he does all his trying and that he's 277 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:48,760 uh he's in shape and we're fair play to these people a lot of the youtubers that all got into 278 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,600 shape and everything you know it's nice when you're rich and you've got all the time to just be in 279 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:57,320 the gym all day. I mean I've never really yeah I mean I've never really been into you I don't know 280 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,960 what I know I've done I've done it once or twice where you go to a black hole on YouTube and you 281 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,960 just go but I suppose that's TikTok now isn't it? Yeah TikTok's the one for that now yeah um 282 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:14,920 I mean a lot of it is uh for when I'm just pottering around uh I listen to podcasts on there as well 283 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:21,800 to be fair um yeah pottering around it's just on in the background um and as I mentioned before 284 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:27,640 Mark Goldbridge you know you know it's standard that's bubble just that on YouTube all the time 285 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:34,600 really. Well because obviously you just touch on podcasts obviously if you listen to number one 286 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:40,680 which was a I've had one which is hardly so almost to me obviously we touched there that I've never 287 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:48,760 listened to a podcast before before we started but now it's all I listen to and I've come across one 288 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:55,720 you know I was called the hot wives podcast now do you know what I've seen a couple of clips 289 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:02,200 on TikTok of them so it's the two women sitting there isn't it? I don't I've never seen what they 290 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:07,080 look like I've only listened to it but it's it's just two women chatting between each other and they chat 291 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:14,760 shit as well yeah so do you know what a hot wife is? So I know I've heard um it's not what you're 292 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:20,360 thinking is it where it's just the wife's a good looking woman no no but basically a hot wife is 293 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:27,160 a hot mess so it's basically chaotic no a hot wife podcast is basically so 294 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:34,040 a hot wife is someone who's allowed to sleep with other people but he's married or partner up and 295 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:42,280 then I don't know if it's not open-ended it's just a wife that can do it yeah so essentially it's a 296 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:51,240 a less derogative term for a cook holding relationship well here's the thing it's not 297 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:58,840 a cook hold because they do discuss this Jay so a cook hold is where you're present the the hot 298 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,480 wife's you're not present you don't even have I don't know if the I suppose we'll have to tell 299 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:09,160 them that what they've done yeah I think a cook hold it's it's the visualization you've been present 300 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:17,160 where a hot wife is she gets to date other people I mean I imagine there's loads of terms yeah I mean 301 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,320 to me it's just still the same thing really using it you know you're allowing you your wife to get 302 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:28,440 banged by other people but it's not more a bang of grace yeah but I'll just so I listen to that 303 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:35,160 and that's a weird thing to listen to I've seen a couple of the little TikTok clips and some of 304 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:42,120 the stuff to come out it's just shoot you think fucking hell one that I did say the other day I 305 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:48,120 did actually laugh so it's every time because it's like what we do it's recorded in the one 306 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:53,560 person's house yeah so every time the other one goes to that said person's house she always has a 307 00:32:53,560 --> 00:33:00,360 fat shit what so she just goes goes into the house so it's not me as if I'm coming in going 308 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,200 straight to your toilet and just banging out of that shit but why not do it before she leaves 309 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:12,680 she's finding for that because so it was literally well she was saying I've only just found me safe 310 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,800 every time you come to my house you have a shit and it disgusts me I can't believe you do it 311 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:24,840 so why'd you do it I just wanted you know I'll stink out your bathroom and then we'd do the record 312 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:35,240 no no I wouldn't plan on doing that here when I have pooped here but I'm not bragging about it 313 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:44,200 and doing it in secret but it just because obviously it was about black eyes and obviously 314 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:49,080 it got me in a black hole of podcast then because then I was just you just gotta be listening to like 315 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:57,080 that kind of stuff as a podcast and I thought you know what our podcast is all right because I've 316 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:03,080 listened to a few podcasts and I've mentioned it before some of them I've won an award and I'm like 317 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:09,480 fuck me this is a ball of shit this is hi everyone it's me this is me face just want to remind you 318 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,120 we want you to send in any questions that you might have any topics you want us to talk about 319 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:21,720 email us at realtalkingpod at gmail.com tweet us it's ash and jd that's the twitter handle 320 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:27,800 so literally anything that you might have just tell her it literally doesn't matter to us 321 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:33,960 send them in see ya yeah well speaking of award-winning podcasts I do just want to uh 322 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:40,760 give out a shout to Adam Rowe of the uh have a word podcast because he's obviously a listener he um 323 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,720 brought up on Monday's episode he touched on to your theory about the Tolentin 324 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:53,240 submarine there's a conspiracy never fixed mate yeah well uh yeah he's the first person to actually 325 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:58,520 come out with that I said the same thing yeah yeah I felt there was actually a couple of things in 326 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:04,200 that episode that we touched on in previous episodes so do you reckon he's listening yeah yeah you 327 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:12,920 know uh brought lead um to be fair he's a footy geeks out do you reckon he's Danny G 328 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:25,560 I think he'd actually just say that he's Adam Rowe he bags um and to be fair he wouldn't email 329 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:31,560 him he's not that kind of person he's too lazy to do anything right uh well speaking of Danny G 330 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:38,360 there see that's Segway Joe oh I love your Segway's there kid um see also as well up into 331 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:44,600 Jayden mentioned Segway on a few episodes and I had no idea what he was on about and he went into 332 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,920 those sort of distance podcasts then uh now if someone said anything because do you like that 333 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:54,920 Segway I understand the reference now now yeah yeah you gotta uh you gotta just move into these 334 00:35:54,920 --> 00:36:06,600 different topics haven't you uh so yeah Danny G uh god ah man uh so he's asked us another question 335 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:16,280 uh if you could go back to any point in your past for an hour just to relive and uh just to relive 336 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:26,600 it but not change anything what would that be so yeah I've got I've got one I had a as I saw the 337 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:34,520 email I had a quick thought um and I know this is gonna sound a bit gay now uh but I'd go back to 338 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:41,400 my wedding day but not for the reason that most people would be thinking you know in general 339 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,880 people thinking of oh yeah you know the moment that you saw your your wife to be walking up the 340 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:54,440 aisle or whatever no for the food because if I would have known yeah when I was sitting there 341 00:36:54,440 --> 00:37:00,360 that I had that limited amount of time yeah to eat that food yeah I would have fucking cherished 342 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:07,480 it because so for when I got married for everyone that doesn't know um that was the main thing that 343 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:16,200 adds uh my opinion on even though I found the venue um was the food because it's one of the 344 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:22,120 worst things ever you go to a wedding or somewhere like that and you you've got the meal included and 345 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:28,280 it's a poxy piece of little chicken and two potatoes and everyone's still starving at the 346 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:35,720 end of it it's like no I want everyone to be full so I chose essentially it was a DIY 347 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:42,920 cavalry so every table had their own slab of meat yeah it was beef there was a mix of uh beef and 348 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:50,520 lamb oh yeah and uh so then both you know bowls full of different veg and all that as well so 349 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,640 every table put yourself a bit of meat grab your potatoes your carrots whatever and that 350 00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:04,760 and fucking scrandy and the potato oh yeah yeah uh potato dough from wild wasn't it that was 351 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:10,920 really wild I see oh my yeah yeah even your desserts right pikaalas it was that nice yeah uh 352 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:17,960 to be fair I only had a touch of more um yeah a little uh chocolate cake uh dessert that I had 353 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,360 I don't even know what the other options of the desserts were to be fair I just had a little 354 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:28,280 chocolate bit of more I'm sure one was cheesecake probably was um it was just the main course that 355 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:32,280 was the main thing that I wanted to be and the pizza at the end pizzas on the north side as well 356 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:39,320 took two boxes aren't they yeah so there was uh your standards uh margarita a pepper only one 357 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,960 I don't know what the third choice was no I just remember taking it home you might even have three 358 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,960 pizzas I'm sure you took three because you had one in the taxi that you shared well tried to share 359 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:56,280 with the taxi driver didn't you at least that's what I was told um but that was that was the main 360 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:05,800 thing if I could go back uh well it would either be for the meal or my speech yeah after the cup 361 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:11,640 yeah yeah I had a rough idea of what I was gonna say but at that point I'd already had a good few 362 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,840 drinks I'll just fucking rattle that also going back to that it'd be nice to have that whiskey 363 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:23,080 again yeah that no no I want to get this right McClennan I can't pronounce it Joe 364 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,960 yeah it's called mclennan's I want to say yeah I think it's called mclennan's but it was like 365 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:36,360 it was like a 25-year bylaws it was a vintage yeah yeah and obviously on the top of course 366 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:43,560 yeah um that was going down but that whole lot was though weren't it I mean I'll I'll ask the 367 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,640 question back to you again in a minute I'm just reminiscing about the day because it was it was 368 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:53,880 funny because there was the whole saga before the actual wedding because of the other best man and 369 00:39:53,880 --> 00:40:00,280 the timing look because there's confusion about see what time do you remember there was a little 370 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:06,280 bit yeah because your sister got there I'm just like it started this time which I'm sure is like 371 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,400 half an hour difference to what yeah my sister and dad got there about now before everyone else 372 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:17,640 yeah yeah we did with the other best man not getting well not checking his shirt as he's 373 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:22,520 bought his suit everything so there was the run around first of all trying to get that also why 374 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:28,120 did you run around to get his shirt and why didn't he just get himself a shirt because he was 375 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:34,760 traveling with me because that was obviously coming from cough yeah so he came here then he 376 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:41,720 got changed here and noticed his shirt was ripped and then me and you went out to get it rather than 377 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:47,640 him because he was owning everything else weren't he no he was ready he just had the shirt on he 378 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:53,800 was ready to go well he was spent with he was the only two with the vehicles as well though 379 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:59,080 weren't we we got a taxi no not up to chan's with him that when we was trying to buy him a shirt 380 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:04,680 I know you drove yes yeah but why didn't you just drive the van I don't know it was just 381 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:10,520 slow the moment wasn't it it was just backwards actually yeah yeah yeah so he messed that up 382 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:17,320 and then everyone as we've pulled up because I was just in shorts and a t-shirt so everyone was 383 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:23,080 like panicking like oh what's going on why are you dressed and then with the people saying I can't 384 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:28,840 drink in there before the actual wedding which uh that just went out the window because I could start 385 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:36,600 drinking and I'll just remember every time anyone saw him with nothing on my hands I was just getting 386 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,800 pandid a pint of guineas and towards the end of it all went on mingling with everyone I literally 387 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,840 had a point on every table because I'd have one in my hands there'd be one on that table I'd have a 388 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,560 swig of that and then I'd walk off with the other one and it was just ridiculous relentless 389 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:58,200 and I I know what I'd put about 400 pound behind the bar yeah and then John put a few 390 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:03,720 hundred behind in that as well everyone had an initial free drink so yeah there was a free drink 391 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:13,800 and then there was a top table tap and an open tab and then one of our lot put I'm sure you came 392 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:18,680 as well I knew an input another 200 or 100 quid each be on the bar just for like the lads there 393 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:25,640 yeah I remember as well went to the lady how much is left she's like seven pounds I was like 394 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:38,280 I just I knew and I would need in the morning yeah yeah that whiskey yeah let's go back and 395 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,440 have food and that whiskey yeah I don't even remember having any of the pizza to be honest 396 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,040 um but obviously it was good because it that was a good thing about you that you had the takeaway 397 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:55,960 boxes yeah even so yeah yeah oh yeah no I had a free breakfast the next morning then I just yeah 398 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:02,440 was the breakfast as nice as the it was edible yeah yeah generic poor breakfast to be fair 399 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,520 because it was where some of the people were staying down the road uh when I met them for 400 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:16,280 breakfast and um yeah it was like the manager just says oh you'd have brought a groom there 401 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:22,920 I was sitting in my suit because I'd left my bag of clothes at the venue you was yeah you was you 402 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:30,840 was uh good spirit when you left yeah it was good not yeah good day to be fair yeah definitely the 403 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:37,160 food that would be uh the main thing because I just remembered like every because I finished the first 404 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,480 little portion of you and everyone's coming over talking and that and then I'll turn around and the 405 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:47,720 plate's gone I was like oh I want it more yeah it was so not after me it was really nice food it 406 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:51,480 what honestly it's making me want to have the same meal but it's just going to be the same 407 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:59,080 you know I wouldn't like to go back to the speech part because it up into the speech I mean this is 408 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,280 why I don't know if this mechanic's drink was so nice or I was that nervous it made it nice 409 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:11,640 because as a whiskey I'm not a whiskey drinker but drinking straight yeah oh I just whiskey 410 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:17,560 it is an acquired taste definitely but this this one just was like it was smooth wasn't it wasn't 411 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:23,000 harsh on the back of the throat and I've you know I remember that when I was doing the speech not to 412 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:29,320 be I didn't want to be fucked but I know I needed to be at a certain level yeah yeah and I remember 413 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:36,680 going in having the complimented drink which I think was a corona though because it was there 414 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:43,160 was bottles of wine yes the bottles were beer and meretti and I don't know what the wine was oh so it was 415 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:49,240 beer and meretti I had yeah and I just remember I remember I had a few beers and I remember thinking 416 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:56,920 as I'm doing a speech I had seven whiskies and I'm so nervous but to be fair like you know you 417 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,320 it's not like you were slowing your words or anything no no no no it just I was in that point 418 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:07,320 yeah oh my yeah so nervous and then he was all the announcements that I didn't really know how to do 419 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:17,880 as well oh yeah no no yeah it was a good day so that would be my hour to go back and enjoy the 420 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:26,760 food okay I know if I could go back to an hour I think it was my 21st birthday and I feel like 421 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:37,000 it was the only birth that where all the lads everyone went out I remember even um there's a 422 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:43,640 picture the whole lot was there is that when we started off at the mill house yeah yeah so yeah 423 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:51,160 because uh Daniel was there and that as well weren't it yeah and I'm saying is I just thought 424 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:56,680 the one obviously when you go out there's always nights where lads don't make whatever but I just 425 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:02,520 remember this one night everyone came out and this obviously before what's up so you had to actually 426 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:08,760 contact an individual yeah it was still mainly phone calls not as much as a taxi no it was still 427 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:16,680 a bit of a chores text yeah it was just a good night it was just it was I just remember thinking 428 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:22,680 in that moment it was the best night at that moment yeah because it even started off saying 429 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:27,880 because like the initial of everyone meeting up and then you get your chance and move right on here 430 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:35,800 um because if we go to Soliol that night he went to Soliol and I remember it was one of the few 431 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:41,000 nights like I can't remember I don't know I getting drunk when we go out to clubs or something like 432 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:47,960 that I know there's no dramas anyway no no but all I can remember for some of those I remember 433 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:53,880 the next day some lads like do you remember this now I had no but that was most times we went out 434 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,600 for a minute yeah but like no but it was a good night because I remember I just remember being 435 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:04,920 everyone everyone being there and everyone was on four and he was just when you're 21 you've got no 436 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:10,920 problem you've got no cares really you've got some money you just live off 20 pounds a week back then 437 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:19,560 didn't you oh yeah it was ridiculous how little we had and how much we spent really I used to love 438 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:25,800 that when we would go out whether it was out clubbing or just a big night at a pub and that but 439 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:32,600 the next day going to the cafe yeah just the ones I couldn't yeah Bell's cafe his breakfasts used to 440 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:38,200 slam yeah it was so good it was what you needed and he wanted to do stuff yeah 441 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,440 when they closed down it was gutted and he was like additional cafe yeah yeah 442 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:51,160 seed sauce yeah proper old greasy spoon yeah prices were good food was always yeah 443 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:58,840 and he was a nice guy as well wasn't he yeah he was sweet yeah but uh I've just not found a cafe 444 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:05,080 as good as that I know city sausages is a good cat but it's not on the same same level I'm really 445 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:14,360 I'm right it I'm right yeah the best thing about Bill's was that not only was the portions good and 446 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:19,800 like good quality sausages yeah and all that but you know you didn't need bacon back then 447 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:26,520 but uh it was good brown sauce wasn't this watered down you know any vinegary sheets and that it was 448 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:33,320 yeah definitely the HP's brown sauce and uh it was just always good crap just reminiscing well I'm 449 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:38,280 so reminiscing it'd be more so you lads just telling me what I'd got up to while I was lagging 450 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:44,440 you know it was just needed weren't it just to soak up the rest of the toxins that were in your body 451 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,480 yeah after a night out I remember like if it was a night out we used to all want to tell us what 452 00:48:49,480 --> 00:49:06,360 he was doing the food yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 453 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,920 which to be fair that wasn't often it was out pretty much every throw down Saturday weren't we 454 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:21,800 um so yeah I think just that for me that period that that is one the only time to remember everyone 455 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:28,680 being out everyone being on four yeah I'm sorry that but that's the one that came to mind just on 456 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:33,800 the spot down so yeah thanks for your question it was a good question to be fair because I had a quick 457 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,760 boom study at four yeah that's good so to be honest yeah if you've got any other questions 458 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:47,320 like that fucking ping them over um you know not just you Dan we do appreciate you know you're 459 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:54,120 you are our number one listener yeah you're og um it's just uh if anyone else has got any questions 460 00:49:54,120 --> 00:50:01,960 um you know just send them over he's the uh email address is realtalkingpod at gmail.com 461 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:10,600 on 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when you saw such i thought we were boosting 478 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:03,080 uh reviews or something there oh fuck yeah i didn't even know that kid on there 479 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:13,480 yeah wherever you listen to us on um just give the download as well because the downloads is 480 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:22,120 the stats that uh main things in this kind of realm of the interwebs of uh also sorry yeah yeah 481 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:28,520 i think we need to get a new logo now i have been sort of brainstorming a couple different things 482 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:34,600 i think we need to do something with our faces 16 16 episodes in you know you know we've got 483 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:41,960 we're getting emails yeah i mean to be fair if anyone's got a design of uh like a new logo for us 484 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:48,920 or uh like any intro music or whatever then i think would be appreciated you know i think now 485 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:58,520 get a new logo yeah intro music new funky and then we're good you know we're doing all right 486 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,720 yeah i mean one of these days we'll sort out the soundboard as well won't we 487 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:11,800 or the gear no idea i know definitely no idea with that um no that's good i didn't even know 488 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,600 it was on there but even i didn't know there you go so yeah just make sure you like follow or 489 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,320 subscribe to any platform yeah literally you know if there is anything that you 490 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:27,480 want to share with us then yeah send it over because open ears that's the one thing when i 491 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:32,520 listen to other podcasts grinds when the fucking straddle as soon as you come into the podcast the 492 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:37,080 fucking honey like follow like follow and that's something that i know we don't want to do we don't 493 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:42,200 want to be yeah i mean i do drop it a little bit as a me role when i'm yeah but i mean a lot of 494 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:48,600 just a general yeah yeah yeah you know because we do appreciate everyone that listens um yeah even 495 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:54,200 if you just want to do you know just you want to shout out well you know yeah yeah birthdays or 496 00:53:54,200 --> 00:54:00,120 whatever you know um sales like a camera that's free yeah if you want to send us some money 497 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,600 when will we start making money off this podcast that'd be good probably when i put more fucking 498 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:11,880 effort in no but it'd be no uh it's because obviously besides the logo and that vlog we 499 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,640 discussed there aren't really much we can do besides getting it out there i know we're doing 500 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:20,200 well i mean we can see the numbers we can't just see the streams that'd be interesting 501 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:26,840 yeah so that's why i say if you can download it can probably show us how many of yous are actually 502 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:35,880 listening and your location yeah um so i know when it comes to monetizing it you have to have 503 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:43,800 so many subscribers and downloads uh it's with the youtube you've got to have so many 504 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:49,000 views and the short loops have got to be like a million views or something i don't think many 505 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:55,320 people go to youtube for the podcast so they go until it gets big like until yeah you know well 506 00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:02,040 i mean because i listen to a good chunk on youtube um because you know not to sound like a brag but 507 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:08,760 i'll pay for premium so i can have what on youtube yeah okay now mate i know yeah boring so i can have 508 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:15,400 my phone locked and listen to yeah oh my class i don't need that almost what oh it's worth it 509 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,240 actually in hindsight because he fucking drives me nuts when i try to listen to some music and he 510 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:24,760 have a fucking no i was up yeah no i thought the amount of times i've done it but i've not been 511 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:29,240 logged in i'll click on a video and it's like three adverts straight away i'm so glad i don't 512 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:34,280 have to look with any of that also anyone else done this you know because netflix have clamped down 513 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:40,440 on oh yeah i did see it on your tv when i went to put pokemon on for the other week so yeah they 514 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:45,320 clamped down on so basically i just packed my mom's netflix and got a phone and let her play at the 515 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:50,760 16 i think she had the top package where you you can have the 4k because it came with a sky package 516 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:57,480 roll so i think the top package from netflix is 15 on that's 4k so i don't watch netflix i think 517 00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:02,680 it's a bit shit now anyway it's a bit the same the it's a tick box thing but they have the odd 518 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:09,160 shows i like strange things on there that i do watch yeah so i had to get in so the options was 519 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:24,120 499 with ads up with 1080 hd 699 without ads only 720 hd now the other one then there was one for 520 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:34,440 1099 no ads 1080 hd and the premium one i want to say was 59 4k and i thought that 4k can fuck 521 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:40,680 off i ain't paying 15 cliff and ethics yeah because between your 1080 and your 4k unless you've got 522 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:47,880 a tv that you've paid thousands of pounds for yeah not noticing that difference yeah to be fair 523 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:54,440 i can see it on my tv when there's when there's 4k mainly when it's disney though when it's disney 4k 524 00:56:54,440 --> 00:57:00,440 i can i can see but with netflix i get what he's saying but i can see so it comes to the option do i 525 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:11,400 have do i pay 1099 1080 hd no ads 699 no ads 720 that one's out the question yeah it's like i just 526 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:18,280 can't go backwards yeah unless you're watching old cartoons all the time yeah don't need the extra 527 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:25,480 so i went for the 499 i had to i had to i just thought i'd be 10 pounds for these buttocks 528 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:32,760 especially if you're not religiously watching it all day i'd rather have it and not need it 529 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,760 then you know so when someone's come on and like oh fuck let me do anything 530 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:46,120 yeah so yeah so that's the one i went for 499 with ads and it kills me because discovery plus 531 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:52,760 is the worst one for that and that's a shit show i like it because some i like all the crime shows 532 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,080 and it does have it and i think it's i might be wrong saying it's doing that bad in america 533 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:03,960 that's a part of paramount tv now so basically it's the same part that parent company but it's 534 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:09,080 discovery plus doing that bad basically if you pay for paramount an extra pound a month you get that 535 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:16,280 as well which i hope to do here now well i see it with uh prime yes you can pay a little bit extra 536 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:24,200 for yeah that and paramount yeah yeah so i think i don't know if amazon that own it or such yeah 537 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:32,280 give me some money um so anyway they're the worst ads because like again it was like i feel i'll 538 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:37,720 pay 50 pound for the earth for that or with 70 quid we're filing i thought i did not watch that 539 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:44,200 enough to warrant yeah fuck me they had to do that's why i don't watch normal tv anymore i just 540 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:49,160 can't stand sitting there for three four minutes of adverts especially when the adverts aren't as 541 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:54,680 good as what they used to be yeah which we've gone over on a previous episode uh all quality 542 00:58:54,680 --> 00:59:00,920 adverts and also i feel like american yeah i feel like american adverts are loads better like 543 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:11,080 i was just sure and i yeah it'd be depressing yeah yeah nah ads no good podcast anywhere besides 544 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:19,720 apple like apple yeah and uh yeah just say anything just just let us know your thoughts also this 545 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:27,240 episode has been a bit we've took it where it's when because we do before we do a podcast we don't 546 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:33,000 like look for me we love to learn a little bit so we're not you know we're not committing completely 547 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:38,040 bond so we drop some facts in so yeah we know what we're on about to a degree we do try and do a bit 548 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:46,360 of research yeah but we like to be real talk so it's real talk hence the name so yeah it's this 549 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:52,760 one's been a really when i think of this one's episode one which we touched on and mate that i 550 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:57,240 can't i can't even bring myself to listen to that anymore yeah i think it just comes with time doesn't 551 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:06,680 he yeah it's not that the first episode was four it was just yeah yeah it was just you know yeah 552 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:11,160 it was all learning wasn't it you know now i mean there's things that i've gotten the notes that we 553 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:16,120 haven't even touched on because we just rambled on about christmas and other stuff and then 554 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:21,720 i mean we was gonna finish off four minutes or so ago and then carried on talking about more shit 555 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:26,360 but that's what he's a rare for that's what you love that's that's the real talk that is the real 556 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:33,000 talk and the real talk is that it is the end of the episode now because we've both got shit to do 557 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:40,840 yeah and i'll need a beer so we'll love yous and leave yous so yeah any emails though please 558 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:53,960 yeah just send them over literally anything yeah so yeah see you next week peace