Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your
hosts Ash and JD. This is take two so apologies for anything that we might not be as enthusiastic
about. Do apologize but let's get back to the entertainment anyway. So going off of
last week's crisp saga we had a bit of controversy over that didn't we? We were saying it how
it is that macaws are man's crisps and yorkie bars are for men. I still stand by it because
they are a bit masculine. They claim to have all the flavour and be packed to a bit.
What would be another man food? Like that's not like snacks are like food. If you think
of man food what would you think a man food would be? See I think for English it's like
man whey. Well yeah so with black pudding obviously. Yeah I'd say anything barbecue
as well. I've never done a barbecue. It's just the man's thing to do isn't it? You sell
the barbecue, you whack all the burgers and the hot dogs and that kind of thing. My mate
once said to me you know what I'm manning to? You cut the grass while drinking a beer
and then say you've done a barbecue. So you've done two of those things then? I've cut the
grass while having a beer. I didn't even want a beer out of what I was doing here. So I've
done it just to save. The barbecue no. So we need to get you a barbecue then don't we?
Yeah. So you can tick that off the list. Yeah we should get a barbecue we've been on a barbecue
for a while now. We'll save that for another episode. So yeah so we've forwarded to give
our top three crisps of what we like and then after we'll give an in the bin list as well.
Yeah. Crisps that shouldn't be on the shelf. They're losing money, no one's buying them.
What are they being made out there for human consumption? There shouldn't even be a concept
of your meal deal. They shouldn't give you that option of just. Because all they're doing
is make it's like when it's a movie where you think a girl's a ten and for you is that
I'm just listening. No it wasn't a movie was it? It was on How I Met You more about the
cheerleader effect. That's the one. So it's a group of girls and collectively it looks
like a group of hotties but when you actually sit back and look at them individually you're
like nah she's fucking this, she's got that. I'm not going to say any actual features because
I don't want to offend anyone. Also what a great show as well. It was yeah, better than
Friends. Friends was. It doesn't, I know we'll get onto the pitch soon yeah. Friends it's
just overrated, don't get me wrong I did enjoy it enough to watch it but yeah How I Met You
more about I can just have that on repeat all the time really. I've still not watched
season 2 of How I Met Your Father but I wasn't that excited about the first season really.
I think I already know who the dad's going to be in that. I don't know I'll get round
to season 2. Yeah after you've watched it. Yeah. Well because I already think I've already
clocked who the dad's going to be. So back to crisps. Crisp yeah that's what we're talking
about today. Crisp tart with Ash and JD. So third on my list I would go for Disco's mainly
the salt and vinegar. Yeah. Disco's is a pack of crisps once you have one you want to get
another. Yeah you can't just have one packet if you have one pack of Disco's. That's not
the grungy one. But I think with most of our choices you're always going to grab the grab
bag. You can't just get the multi pack and just think one pack's going to save you. All
of them it's just bags of air with just a couple of crisps in. So we're always going
for the big grab bags. Yeah prawn cocktail one's damn really nice but yeah it's one of
a nigger or something. Yeah prawn cocktail in general I'm not much of a fan of. I'll
eat them if it's the only pack that's going but yeah mainly the salt and vinegar. But
I've fallen with them well to be fair with most salt and vinegar crisps really ones that
are actually packed with flavour by the time you've eaten it it's like it's taken a layer
of skin off the roof of my mouth and I can feel it for days just the healing process
just going on. Yeah that's why crisps should though. Yeah I wouldn't class Disco's as man
crisps but they're for family fun. They're for family fun Chris. They're for discounts.
Problems over Naki. So that's my number three. What's one of yours? So number three mini
cheddars. Mini cheddars. Mini cheddars I mean mini cheddars across the board. So cheese,
red lefster, barbecue, cheese and onion. Just John Furred. Just the perfect. As I said you
just don't grab one you can have about three. Yeah. Because you just literally it is like
a handful of it. Mini cheddars is one that you could literally you could have all of
the flavours and just put them in like a big like a fruit bowl. Yeah and just scramble
them all. Mix all the flavours up and then everyone will be a little surprised. Like
a revel. Oh that one's a beef. No I never used to like revels because I never used to
like coffee. I wonder if I'd like them more now that. Yeah you saying that I've not had
them since I've been an adult really. Yeah. The coffee one is blah. Do you reckon the
coffee one would be the best one Matt? Probably would yeah. I think we'll have to go and get
a pack after this. Rebels. Rebels. Yeah so going on to number two for you. Number two
is it comes from the childhood but spicy vaders or space raiders whatever they're called.
So it's the alien face crisps and mainly the pickled onion or the beef flavour. So I know
that's the spicy beef but I'm not much of a spicy fan because I just can't handle the
heat. Also shout out to Transformers snack because I can't think of them two as one crispy
even though they're not. I'm not sure but like I just when I think because you get like
two fifty pence they're probably two for like. Because it used to be 10p a bag didn't it.
Yeah but last time I've seen there was two fifty pence on the Transformers snack and
I might be wrong on the other. But I'm sure that the grab bags offer are still a pound.
Great stuff. But again because with them they just they actually feel filling as well don't
they. Yeah. Compared to your general walkers it's just you know you grab them your mouth is full
you get it all stuck in between your teeth and that. And as a good pack of crisps as well
should be you're always wanting more. Yeah. So yeah that's that's my number two there.
Yeah so my number two Pringles brawn cracktail. Now I don't know if it'd be controversial but
I think we're in agreement that they're allowed. Yeah they definitely are. I mean I know we
shouldn't use it at all but they are sold on the crisp oil. The classes are crisp even though it's
like there's less potato in them than every other ingredient. Yeah and Pringles is like you know
they're not an everyday crisp bar though. Well no so Pringles is my number one on the list
and especially these days they are more of a luxury item. Yeah. Because of the price you know
you're lucky to get them for two pound when they're not on sale. And then I think the other day I saw
the whole grains on sale for like one pound fifteen or something. Those flavors are just not as nice
as the original Pringles. No. But there's that many flavors of the Pringles now as well isn't
there. You got toy I think you got toy sweet you there. Then you got barbecues. Yeah there's all
the barbecues. Yeah there is a few isn't there. Yeah but the main one my main go to the Pringles
is the Smoky Baker. Because it's just as a child Smoky Bacon was my main flavor of crisp that I
would always have. I didn't really get into cheese and onion until I was like you know 12 or something
but Smoky Baker was just the one. And then Roast Chicken that doesn't get its juice as much as it
should do. I mean yeah the Walkers it's always going to be like you know the top tier crisp really
but everyone wants them. And it's a bit of a show off look. Oh I've got a bag of Walkers.
So my number one grab bag, Flaming Hot, Monster Munch. Just should be everyone's number one.
Just proper man crisp as well I'd like to think. Well yeah so again not as the spicy beef but as
the normal pickled onion beef. Yeah I'd have them all at all. They're just funny little
because it's meant to be a monster but it looks like a little hand doesn't it. Yeah yeah. You know
I suppose some could say it's the start of someone's hair transplant. So with the little
spoke sticking up off the top. Yeah you can't go wrong again it's another crisp that it's filling
and again what you need off a good pack of crisps. Your hands are filthy you've got to lick your
fingers clean afterwards. You know and that's what you want. So I think number one that yeah
I think that's the right order. I think yeah. Yeah there's a good few more that we could have
hardly been to our list but yeah you know we don't want to be like everyone else and have a top four.
Yeah. You know just break that. That's right. No point going on and on about the same things over
and over. If you have a top four you might as well have a top ten. Yeah. You might as well.
Yeah just stop. Oh fucking hell it's not top of the pops. Well going on to shit crisps.
The most obvious really salty walkers we touched on it if it's part of your meal deal there's
some wrong with you. Yeah if you want to be a playing giant just don't go there. There's no need.
They should just stop doing that and who boys the six pack have already sorted.
Yeah. Who would intend. Oh my god. I just don't know why it's even an option as a multi pack. Yeah.
They should charge you more for having already sorted. Yeah because they should be charged more
because why are people boiling for it to be the same price as the rest of them. It should cost more
because there's less of them sold. Yeah. More when it comes to the multi pack you'll get away it's
two cheese and onion and two salt and vinegar and two already salted. I don't want four lots of
salted crisps. I just want two of each flavor. Yeah. Because at least when you do get them
sorted multi packs you get you are having your two packs that you're going to inevitably have.
Yeah. Maybe three or four depending on how long you're at. But snackajacks they're not a crisp
they're popcorn that have just been stuck together with someone's cheese that works in a factory that
pops all the bones and it's well don't care if it's the little ones or big ones they're not crisps
they're popcorn they're just popcorn. Or you know yeah they might be healthy or whatever but they're
not the shit. Yeah. They're not crisps. They're not crisps. But shit crisps, Tangy Toms. Now Tangy
Toms as a kid used to be flavorful. Yeah. Now they just taste like cardboard now they die. And the
Pommeys as well. They used to be nice as a kid. Yeah. But it's just like they're just flavorless.
And those snaps you remember snaps? Oh that was nice. Did they even do them anymore? I can't say
I've seen them. Oh that was nice as well. Yeah. But we're on about shit crisps now. We ain't got a top
four. No. Again something that it's classed as a crisp but it's not a crisp in my eyes. Doritos.
You don't want Doritos? Or you just don't think they should be classed as crisps? They're not crisps.
They're condiments to dip with your salsas and stuff. You know I don't see why anyone would grab
a bag of Doritos and just eat it on its own. Because you can't that that's one that you would
have to have just a small bag. You can't have a crap bag of that and just scrap it all on its own.
I've done that. No I've done that many times on the Flamin' Hot ones and the Tangy Cheese. But yeah.
Yeah so if it was the Flamin' Hot and the the extra cheesy sort yeah. But if it's just the plain
Dorito or you call ranch or something. There's no flavor to them. They're just dry. Also when I think
of Doritos I think of like Cinnaman. Yeah. Who the fuck is paying for no $3.99 now for a pack of Doritos
at the Cinnaman. Honestly. But if you're doing that you nacho them up because that's what they are.
Yeah. You know Jay I'm gonna say when I go to the cinema now I pre-buy my food. You pre-buy with
your ticket. No no no. You come in with your own stuff. I get it from elsewhere. Yeah. Because I used to be
yeah you know Tango Ice Blast. I think these do a meal. It was like a meal. Tango Ice Blast.
Crisps. And also like you know you grab bags sweets chocolates. Yeah you get like about 10 or something
in there. So now all that's $3.99 and I think the drink now is $6.99. Fuck that. Literally
£1 B&M £1.25 for the Whisper things. Yeah. £1 I think. Over £1 if they run off that they grab back.
Just it's not right. It's a no-brainer. I think it's because we was all misled when we were younger
as if it was all illegal. You've got to get arrested for taking your own food in. But when you actually
do your research it does actually say that you're allowed to take your own food. When I was a kid
and my mum didn't I was a bit embarrassed. Yeah because it seemed like a bit of a toy thing to do
back in the day. Also do you like popcorn? I'm not a fan of it. No I don't like it. So it's like
if you're not having the popcorn you might as well just take your own shit. Yeah.
Look if. I still get a drink. I still get the ice blast. To be fair I'll get the drink just because
I'll have the big drink and it lasts me the whole time. Yeah you need a big drink. You need to get
a big yeah. Yeah and with the machines these days because you all ought to go for the sprouts and
add in like a bit of peach or a bit of strawberry with it or something. Yeah. So it's just it's a
drink that you're not going to find on the shelf when you're walking around to get your pre-drink.
Can we also talk about what they take away for fat fivers now. So KFC 1 do Pepsi. They do Pepsi Max.
Okay. I mean I can't stand Pepsi Max. I prefer Max over standard but it's not a deal breaker.
I'll have both. And also at the cinema they don't do Coke sometimes. They do Diet Coke and Coke Zero.
Coke Zero. Then you add the flavor to the Coke Zero but they won't do Coke Cola.
And then when you pay for Coke Cola and McDonald's they charge 24 pence.
No 20 pence sorry now to have Coke. They charge you more to have Coke. See I've not noticed that.
Yeah. So you pay more so if you get like a big pack meal you pay more to have a milkshake. Yeah no
so if you have a Coke it's 20 pence more because it's sugar tax or something like that. Really huh.
Yeah so. I'm glad that I don't drink much fizzy pops. But look for me it has to be
the I can't drink the diet stuff. It just feels like fizzy. So I know we've went off tuck.
Well yeah I mean we was towards the end of the year. In the bin Chris really well.
Can you think of any more Chris to put in the bin? I mean apart from just
those stupid flavors that you'd never think of because these are really good. I was never a fan
of the Worcestershire sauce one. Oh no that was great. Worcestershire for the American listeners.
I don't know how to pronounce it. It's not hard. But yeah the Worcestershire sauce Chris was never
a fan of that flavor. The barbecue I never really liked that of the Walkers either. It was okay.
It was my go-to choice. Walkers I have some had some funky flavors and that because they've always
done those clubs where they've done was it the KFC? No that was that one. No that wasn't Walkers.
They used to do the competitions as well. Do you remember when you got the 20 quid? You went 20 quid from them back then.
Yeah yeah because it was like a little blue pack wasn't it and you'd sometimes find a five in there
or a voucher for a green pack. Also why don't cereals do gifts anymore? Do you remember? I remember
asking myself this question years ago. When did that not become you think there's a generation of kids
that don't know about it. That don't know any cereal. I know if you got brothers you used to dig it in to find it.
But there's a generation of kids that have never known to lie. I've poured in cereal
a good brand if he was lucky. Also a good brand cereal used to be like sacred.
Cocoa pups, weirdos. Yeah but now there's next to no difference compared to
the other brands the cheap ones. I think the brawl up or dive come down. Yeah you're literally just
paying for the name when it comes to anything like that. But yeah I used to enjoy it. I think that's the reason
why when I do have cereal it's not a poxy little like the recommended portion of 40 grams or whatever.
The bowl's full and it's swimming in milk because you have to pour out loads. If you're fortunate to
be on your own with a toy in a bag you pour out loads in that hope oh yeah this is my toy now and
it's right into my bowl. Or grab like grab it out the box and kind of like shake to see where it is.
Like if you store it to the side of the pack you try and like shake it all around to get it to the
top so it will fall in your bowl. It's kind of like the equivalent if you go to the gym and you've brought
protein you're trying to find the scooper because that even though it's not clear you kind of shake it.
Yeah to get the scoop. I know you may yeah yeah yeah a lot of it it's just it's the same as with
the downsizing with the chocolate bars and that as well. I remember like you know when we was kids we
bought a Mars bar and it put up the size of your hand it was a good lot four or five inches long
and now it's all free. It's not even a fun size and it's just fucking it's ridiculous. You're still
paying more the less. Yeah and I always feel that with McDonald's but I don't know if it's because
you're a kid and a Big Mac seemed. No they're definitely smaller because that's what with the
grand Big Mac when that's the size of the original Big Macs. Because again with the chicken sandwich
I remember when they first came out the chicken was hanging over the bread not completely all
the way over across the bun but then now it's basically just getting a chicken mayo. Yeah.
It's fucking and the chicken legends when I know they don't do them no more but when they first
came out they were massive and now nothing now. Also I know we are going to be off topic. KFC used
to do an absolute amazing box meal yeah and it was called the hot rods box meal. The hot rods yeah.
The chicken stew oh my god and the barbecue rancher box meal. Yeah. Where the fuck had they gone and
why did they ever think let's get rid of this. Just let's get rid of this extra flavour. Yeah.
Because again the zinger meal never really been a fan of that but I mean I haven't had a KFC for
a long time. Just purely for the box. It's ridiculous. I remember I used to go to KFC I'd be able to get
a boneless chicken banquet yeah and I'd still have a change for an extra popcorn chicken or like a
chicken select or something and I'd get the change too from 10 pounds. I think you just. Yeah that's
probably about 19 pounds. Yeah I think you won't be far off. I think the box meal used to be 5.99
for the boneless banquet. Yeah. And the popcorn chicken was I think 150. For the large. It was
yeah for the large. Yeah for the large I think it was like yeah it was £2 at one point. Yeah because it was.
Yeah it went up to like 240 or something. I was like yeah that'll do. Yeah that just. Nah fuck that.
I know but they're all expensive now they went there. You know I'll go. I don't tend to go to them ones often
really the McDonald's and the KFC's. I'll do more of the uh the splurging out ones where it's these
fancy burger joint ones. Yeah yeah yeah. I don't know the name of the place now actually but
yeah I feel like. What's a quality burger. Yeah I feel like independent burger bars now fast like
independent ones are really tasteful now. Yeah they're up in the game. So I know we've spoke about
a few times uh I still don't think you've had the privilege yet but German Doner Kebab. Yeah just
because I know it's a bit expensive isn't it. Yeah it's it's pricey but they are the best kebabs out
there. You know just the presentation alone that's that's why you're paying more of your
premium price because it's like an unwrapping like YouTube video or something because you get this
whole box and then you open it up. Fat kebab loads of goody sauce and if you want your salad and all
that in it as well that's in there you know the flavour's good on it. You get uh two spring rolls
of either the chicken or the Doner uh like the lamb Doner meat in there as well and uh your fries
and you get a selection of dips and that as well. Yeah you can't knock it and then they actually do
uh all sorts of all party meal deals and all that as well. The price is quite good it's to be honest
it's cheaper than KFC. Yeah right I'm surprised. I mean we're just going on obviously we talked about
obviously fast food and chocolate have you ever had a deep fried snickers? No. Mate I had one once
and I can't remember where it was in the countryside and it's the most perfect component. Really? I
didn't think you'd enjoy it to be honest. No there's well if you have Japanese food they do a thing
called deep fried ice cream. Oh yeah I've seen it. It shouldn't work but it does but
I every now and again I google you know deep fried snickers near me and like they're not coming up
with legit places just like new normal chip it or whatever. See I remember when this become a thing
because it was when we was in school probably like 12 or 13 or so it started off in Scotland. Yeah I
think. It's a deep fried Mars bar. So for anyone that doesn't know it's uh it's basically like the
fish batter. What they put battered fish in and battered sausages at a chip shop. So it originally
started off with the Mars bar in Scotland and then it was just out of nowhere everything was getting
battered. I know in Scotland they do deep fried cream eggs around Easter. Yeah. That's what I
I bet if they could do deep fried iron brew as well wouldn't it? You know I seen a thing on
TikTok about well put the word down there that iron brew they think up there. Deep fried lasagna.
Again I have seen a YouTube video. And that was from an independent restaurant and to be fair it
was in I want to say I was in I can't remember where it was but anyway you know when you come
across TikTok and you watch one and all of them comes up. But there was this joint in Boylan
and they do these big fuck off sandwiches. They weren't I'm going off topic. They weren't where
you do your deep fry. Fuck me it was like that jar like I mean it was like a brick full sandwich.
Yeah. There's nothing like that in here by the way. It's probably easy in town but you don't want to
fucking go away. But yeah there's there is some mad places that have got some weird like delicacies.
There's a lot of Wigan is it the Wigan Bar or something where basically it's just a meat and
potato pod in a bun a burger bun or a sandwich. Right. So yeah apparently it's nice but I don't
see why. With the gravy. Yeah yeah so the pod's already got the gravy inside of it. So it's like
a pucker pod. Yeah. Log ones that you get at football grounds. Yeah. So meat potato with
the gravy in it and then just slapped in a cup or a batch whatever wherever you come from. What you
put a burger on or in between stores the bread and then you just eat it like a sandwich. Well
yes it's like a Wigan batch or Wigan Bar or something. It's strange but everyone that I've
seen that's gone to have one has raved that it's really nice. Also if anyone does know where to get
deep fried snickers on Mars Bar in the West Midlands area emails please because I am I do want one.
It's made me think that I want one more thinking about it. I think you need to just get yourself a
deep frying machine don't you? Oh no I might have to defry anything. It's so bad for you.
It's like yeah you just want to you want to you don't want to be kind of calorie counting there.
No well because I know you don't watch a great deal of YouTube but did you ever see any of the
epic meal Tom? No. So it's a bunch of Canadian lads and they would take just a standard meal
and make it massive so not just like super size it would be bigger than this table. Like man
versus food size? No even bigger than that like ridiculous stuff but they used to do a lot of
stuff like that they did a random deep frying stuff and I think they did it was like
the most layered lasagna or something that they did as well. Like it was literally like a world record
at that point but to be fair a lot of the stuff that they did looked nice and at the end of it
like it'd be all five or six of them that just be grabbing fistfuls and just ram it down their throats
and it's just one of them ones you'd always just feel hungry while you're watching it.
Well I used to make the mistake and it was such an early mistake of watching man versus food
before shopping on a sunday when we used to do shopping on a sunday. Well I do it a lot not with
man versus food I did used to do that as well or watch that all the time when you're hungry and that
but yeah so while I'm still doing the intermittent fasting I'll sit there and I'll watch
Baird Meats food where he's one of the professional eaters and does all the challenges and that so I'll
watch him and then I'll watch a lot of other recipes and stuff and it's like hours before I'm about to
start eating you know once your mind starts going that you're looking at the food and you want to
eat that you start being hungry it's just torture. It is funny though I saw these people with their
professional eating just go through so much food. Randy sent out American Gazer he was
like Mr Atlantis or something you know like with the bodybuilding shows and it's all the
muscles and that and the food that he puts away it's ridiculous the one that I saw the other day
got 20 burger patties got all with extra cheese and this and that and all the sides
and it's like a whole hour and even he's short to eat everything that was there at the end
I don't know how to do it. No. Fuck you know I mean that's that's serious dedication as well because
again with Baird Meats food he does fast so he'll have that 10 000 calorie meal and that and then
he won't eat for two days. Yeah what you don't need to do. No but he does all his trying and that he's
uh he's in shape and we're fair play to these people a lot of the youtubers that all got into
shape and everything you know it's nice when you're rich and you've got all the time to just be in
the gym all day. I mean I've never really yeah I mean I've never really been into you I don't know
what I know I've done I've done it once or twice where you go to a black hole on YouTube and you
just go but I suppose that's TikTok now isn't it? Yeah TikTok's the one for that now yeah um
I mean a lot of it is uh for when I'm just pottering around uh I listen to podcasts on there as well
to be fair um yeah pottering around it's just on in the background um and as I mentioned before
Mark Goldbridge you know you know it's standard that's bubble just that on YouTube all the time
really. Well because obviously you just touch on podcasts obviously if you listen to number one
which was a I've had one which is hardly so almost to me obviously we touched there that I've never
listened to a podcast before before we started but now it's all I listen to and I've come across one
you know I was called the hot wives podcast now do you know what I've seen a couple of clips
on TikTok of them so it's the two women sitting there isn't it? I don't I've never seen what they
look like I've only listened to it but it's it's just two women chatting between each other and they chat
shit as well yeah so do you know what a hot wife is? So I know I've heard um it's not what you're
thinking is it where it's just the wife's a good looking woman no no but basically a hot wife is
a hot mess so it's basically chaotic no a hot wife podcast is basically so
a hot wife is someone who's allowed to sleep with other people but he's married or partner up and
then I don't know if it's not open-ended it's just a wife that can do it yeah so essentially it's a
a less derogative term for a cook holding relationship well here's the thing it's not
a cook hold because they do discuss this Jay so a cook hold is where you're present the the hot
wife's you're not present you don't even have I don't know if the I suppose we'll have to tell
them that what they've done yeah I think a cook hold it's it's the visualization you've been present
where a hot wife is she gets to date other people I mean I imagine there's loads of terms yeah I mean
to me it's just still the same thing really using it you know you're allowing you your wife to get
banged by other people but it's not more a bang of grace yeah but I'll just so I listen to that
and that's a weird thing to listen to I've seen a couple of the little TikTok clips and some of
the stuff to come out it's just shoot you think fucking hell one that I did say the other day I
did actually laugh so it's every time because it's like what we do it's recorded in the one
person's house yeah so every time the other one goes to that said person's house she always has a
fat shit what so she just goes goes into the house so it's not me as if I'm coming in going
straight to your toilet and just banging out of that shit but why not do it before she leaves
she's finding for that because so it was literally well she was saying I've only just found me safe
every time you come to my house you have a shit and it disgusts me I can't believe you do it
so why'd you do it I just wanted you know I'll stink out your bathroom and then we'd do the record
no no I wouldn't plan on doing that here when I have pooped here but I'm not bragging about it
and doing it in secret but it just because obviously it was about black eyes and obviously
it got me in a black hole of podcast then because then I was just you just gotta be listening to like
that kind of stuff as a podcast and I thought you know what our podcast is all right because I've
listened to a few podcasts and I've mentioned it before some of them I've won an award and I'm like
fuck me this is a ball of shit this is hi everyone it's me this is me face just want to remind you
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give out a shout to Adam Rowe of the uh have a word podcast because he's obviously a listener he um
brought up on Monday's episode he touched on to your theory about the Tolentin
submarine there's a conspiracy never fixed mate yeah well uh yeah he's the first person to actually
come out with that I said the same thing yeah yeah I felt there was actually a couple of things in
that episode that we touched on in previous episodes so do you reckon he's listening yeah yeah you
know uh brought lead um to be fair he's a footy geeks out do you reckon he's Danny G
I think he'd actually just say that he's Adam Rowe he bags um and to be fair he wouldn't email
him he's not that kind of person he's too lazy to do anything right uh well speaking of Danny G
there see that's Segway Joe oh I love your Segway's there kid um see also as well up into
Jayden mentioned Segway on a few episodes and I had no idea what he was on about and he went into
those sort of distance podcasts then uh now if someone said anything because do you like that
Segway I understand the reference now now yeah yeah you gotta uh you gotta just move into these
different topics haven't you uh so yeah Danny G uh god ah man uh so he's asked us another question
uh if you could go back to any point in your past for an hour just to relive and uh just to relive
it but not change anything what would that be so yeah I've got I've got one I had a as I saw the
email I had a quick thought um and I know this is gonna sound a bit gay now uh but I'd go back to
my wedding day but not for the reason that most people would be thinking you know in general
people thinking of oh yeah you know the moment that you saw your your wife to be walking up the
aisle or whatever no for the food because if I would have known yeah when I was sitting there
that I had that limited amount of time yeah to eat that food yeah I would have fucking cherished
it because so for when I got married for everyone that doesn't know um that was the main thing that
adds uh my opinion on even though I found the venue um was the food because it's one of the
worst things ever you go to a wedding or somewhere like that and you you've got the meal included and
it's a poxy piece of little chicken and two potatoes and everyone's still starving at the
end of it it's like no I want everyone to be full so I chose essentially it was a DIY
cavalry so every table had their own slab of meat yeah it was beef there was a mix of uh beef and
lamb oh yeah and uh so then both you know bowls full of different veg and all that as well so
every table put yourself a bit of meat grab your potatoes your carrots whatever and that
and fucking scrandy and the potato oh yeah yeah uh potato dough from wild wasn't it that was
really wild I see oh my yeah yeah even your desserts right pikaalas it was that nice yeah uh
to be fair I only had a touch of more um yeah a little uh chocolate cake uh dessert that I had
I don't even know what the other options of the desserts were to be fair I just had a little
chocolate bit of more I'm sure one was cheesecake probably was um it was just the main course that
was the main thing that I wanted to be and the pizza at the end pizzas on the north side as well
took two boxes aren't they yeah so there was uh your standards uh margarita a pepper only one
I don't know what the third choice was no I just remember taking it home you might even have three
pizzas I'm sure you took three because you had one in the taxi that you shared well tried to share
with the taxi driver didn't you at least that's what I was told um but that was that was the main
thing if I could go back uh well it would either be for the meal or my speech yeah after the cup
yeah yeah I had a rough idea of what I was gonna say but at that point I'd already had a good few
drinks I'll just fucking rattle that also going back to that it'd be nice to have that whiskey
again yeah that no no I want to get this right McClennan I can't pronounce it Joe
yeah it's called mclennan's I want to say yeah I think it's called mclennan's but it was like
it was like a 25-year bylaws it was a vintage yeah yeah and obviously on the top of course
yeah um that was going down but that whole lot was though weren't it I mean I'll I'll ask the
question back to you again in a minute I'm just reminiscing about the day because it was it was
funny because there was the whole saga before the actual wedding because of the other best man and
the timing look because there's confusion about see what time do you remember there was a little
bit yeah because your sister got there I'm just like it started this time which I'm sure is like
half an hour difference to what yeah my sister and dad got there about now before everyone else
yeah yeah we did with the other best man not getting well not checking his shirt as he's
bought his suit everything so there was the run around first of all trying to get that also why
did you run around to get his shirt and why didn't he just get himself a shirt because he was
traveling with me because that was obviously coming from cough yeah so he came here then he
got changed here and noticed his shirt was ripped and then me and you went out to get it rather than
him because he was owning everything else weren't he no he was ready he just had the shirt on he
was ready to go well he was spent with he was the only two with the vehicles as well though
weren't we we got a taxi no not up to chan's with him that when we was trying to buy him a shirt
I know you drove yes yeah but why didn't you just drive the van I don't know it was just
slow the moment wasn't it it was just backwards actually yeah yeah yeah so he messed that up
and then everyone as we've pulled up because I was just in shorts and a t-shirt so everyone was
like panicking like oh what's going on why are you dressed and then with the people saying I can't
drink in there before the actual wedding which uh that just went out the window because I could start
drinking and I'll just remember every time anyone saw him with nothing on my hands I was just getting
pandid a pint of guineas and towards the end of it all went on mingling with everyone I literally
had a point on every table because I'd have one in my hands there'd be one on that table I'd have a
swig of that and then I'd walk off with the other one and it was just ridiculous relentless
and I I know what I'd put about 400 pound behind the bar yeah and then John put a few
hundred behind in that as well everyone had an initial free drink so yeah there was a free drink
and then there was a top table tap and an open tab and then one of our lot put I'm sure you came
as well I knew an input another 200 or 100 quid each be on the bar just for like the lads there
yeah I remember as well went to the lady how much is left she's like seven pounds I was like
I just I knew and I would need in the morning yeah yeah that whiskey yeah let's go back and
have food and that whiskey yeah I don't even remember having any of the pizza to be honest
um but obviously it was good because it that was a good thing about you that you had the takeaway
boxes yeah even so yeah yeah oh yeah no I had a free breakfast the next morning then I just yeah
was the breakfast as nice as the it was edible yeah yeah generic poor breakfast to be fair
because it was where some of the people were staying down the road uh when I met them for
breakfast and um yeah it was like the manager just says oh you'd have brought a groom there
I was sitting in my suit because I'd left my bag of clothes at the venue you was yeah you was you
was uh good spirit when you left yeah it was good not yeah good day to be fair yeah definitely the
food that would be uh the main thing because I just remembered like every because I finished the first
little portion of you and everyone's coming over talking and that and then I'll turn around and the
plate's gone I was like oh I want it more yeah it was so not after me it was really nice food it
what honestly it's making me want to have the same meal but it's just going to be the same
you know I wouldn't like to go back to the speech part because it up into the speech I mean this is
why I don't know if this mechanic's drink was so nice or I was that nervous it made it nice
because as a whiskey I'm not a whiskey drinker but drinking straight yeah oh I just whiskey
it is an acquired taste definitely but this this one just was like it was smooth wasn't it wasn't
harsh on the back of the throat and I've you know I remember that when I was doing the speech not to
be I didn't want to be fucked but I know I needed to be at a certain level yeah yeah and I remember
going in having the complimented drink which I think was a corona though because it was there
was bottles of wine yes the bottles were beer and meretti and I don't know what the wine was oh so it was
beer and meretti I had yeah and I just remember I remember I had a few beers and I remember thinking
as I'm doing a speech I had seven whiskies and I'm so nervous but to be fair like you know you
it's not like you were slowing your words or anything no no no no it just I was in that point
yeah oh my yeah so nervous and then he was all the announcements that I didn't really know how to do
as well oh yeah no no yeah it was a good day so that would be my hour to go back and enjoy the
food okay I know if I could go back to an hour I think it was my 21st birthday and I feel like
it was the only birth that where all the lads everyone went out I remember even um there's a
picture the whole lot was there is that when we started off at the mill house yeah yeah so yeah
because uh Daniel was there and that as well weren't it yeah and I'm saying is I just thought
the one obviously when you go out there's always nights where lads don't make whatever but I just
remember this one night everyone came out and this obviously before what's up so you had to actually
contact an individual yeah it was still mainly phone calls not as much as a taxi no it was still
a bit of a chores text yeah it was just a good night it was just it was I just remember thinking
in that moment it was the best night at that moment yeah because it even started off saying
because like the initial of everyone meeting up and then you get your chance and move right on here
um because if we go to Soliol that night he went to Soliol and I remember it was one of the few
nights like I can't remember I don't know I getting drunk when we go out to clubs or something like
that I know there's no dramas anyway no no but all I can remember for some of those I remember
the next day some lads like do you remember this now I had no but that was most times we went out
for a minute yeah but like no but it was a good night because I remember I just remember being
everyone everyone being there and everyone was on four and he was just when you're 21 you've got no
problem you've got no cares really you've got some money you just live off 20 pounds a week back then
didn't you oh yeah it was ridiculous how little we had and how much we spent really I used to love
that when we would go out whether it was out clubbing or just a big night at a pub and that but
the next day going to the cafe yeah just the ones I couldn't yeah Bell's cafe his breakfasts used to
slam yeah it was so good it was what you needed and he wanted to do stuff yeah
when they closed down it was gutted and he was like additional cafe yeah yeah
seed sauce yeah proper old greasy spoon yeah prices were good food was always yeah
and he was a nice guy as well wasn't he yeah he was sweet yeah but uh I've just not found a cafe
as good as that I know city sausages is a good cat but it's not on the same same level I'm really
I'm right it I'm right yeah the best thing about Bill's was that not only was the portions good and
like good quality sausages yeah and all that but you know you didn't need bacon back then
but uh it was good brown sauce wasn't this watered down you know any vinegary sheets and that it was
yeah definitely the HP's brown sauce and uh it was just always good crap just reminiscing well I'm
so reminiscing it'd be more so you lads just telling me what I'd got up to while I was lagging
you know it was just needed weren't it just to soak up the rest of the toxins that were in your body
yeah after a night out I remember like if it was a night out we used to all want to tell us what
he was doing the food yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
which to be fair that wasn't often it was out pretty much every throw down Saturday weren't we
um so yeah I think just that for me that period that that is one the only time to remember everyone
being out everyone being on four yeah I'm sorry that but that's the one that came to mind just on
the spot down so yeah thanks for your question it was a good question to be fair because I had a quick
boom study at four yeah that's good so to be honest yeah if you've got any other questions
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get a new logo yeah intro music new funky and then we're good you know we're doing all right
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well i mean we can see the numbers we can't just see the streams that'd be interesting
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listening and your location yeah um so i know when it comes to monetizing it you have to have
so many subscribers and downloads uh it's with the youtube you've got to have so many
views and the short loops have got to be like a million views or something i don't think many
people go to youtube for the podcast so they go until it gets big like until yeah you know well
i mean because i listen to a good chunk on youtube um because you know not to sound like a brag but
i'll pay for premium so i can have what on youtube yeah okay now mate i know yeah boring so i can have
my phone locked and listen to yeah oh my class i don't need that almost what oh it's worth it
actually in hindsight because he fucking drives me nuts when i try to listen to some music and he
have a fucking no i was up yeah no i thought the amount of times i've done it but i've not been
logged in i'll click on a video and it's like three adverts straight away i'm so glad i don't
have to look with any of that also anyone else done this you know because netflix have clamped down
on oh yeah i did see it on your tv when i went to put pokemon on for the other week so yeah they
clamped down on so basically i just packed my mom's netflix and got a phone and let her play at the
16 i think she had the top package where you you can have the 4k because it came with a sky package
roll so i think the top package from netflix is 15 on that's 4k so i don't watch netflix i think
it's a bit shit now anyway it's a bit the same the it's a tick box thing but they have the odd
shows i like strange things on there that i do watch yeah so i had to get in so the options was
499 with ads up with 1080 hd 699 without ads only 720 hd now the other one then there was one for
1099 no ads 1080 hd and the premium one i want to say was 59 4k and i thought that 4k can fuck
off i ain't paying 15 cliff and ethics yeah because between your 1080 and your 4k unless you've got
a tv that you've paid thousands of pounds for yeah not noticing that difference yeah to be fair
i can see it on my tv when there's when there's 4k mainly when it's disney though when it's disney 4k
i can i can see but with netflix i get what he's saying but i can see so it comes to the option do i
have do i pay 1099 1080 hd no ads 699 no ads 720 that one's out the question yeah it's like i just
can't go backwards yeah unless you're watching old cartoons all the time yeah don't need the extra
so i went for the 499 i had to i had to i just thought i'd be 10 pounds for these buttocks
especially if you're not religiously watching it all day i'd rather have it and not need it
then you know so when someone's come on and like oh fuck let me do anything
yeah so yeah so that's the one i went for 499 with ads and it kills me because discovery plus
is the worst one for that and that's a shit show i like it because some i like all the crime shows
and it does have it and i think it's i might be wrong saying it's doing that bad in america
that's a part of paramount tv now so basically it's the same part that parent company but it's
discovery plus doing that bad basically if you pay for paramount an extra pound a month you get that
as well which i hope to do here now well i see it with uh prime yes you can pay a little bit extra
for yeah that and paramount yeah yeah so i think i don't know if amazon that own it or such yeah
give me some money um so anyway they're the worst ads because like again it was like i feel i'll
pay 50 pound for the earth for that or with 70 quid we're filing i thought i did not watch that
enough to warrant yeah fuck me they had to do that's why i don't watch normal tv anymore i just
can't stand sitting there for three four minutes of adverts especially when the adverts aren't as
good as what they used to be yeah which we've gone over on a previous episode uh all quality
adverts and also i feel like american yeah i feel like american adverts are loads better like
i was just sure and i yeah it'd be depressing yeah yeah nah ads no good podcast anywhere besides
apple like apple yeah and uh yeah just say anything just just let us know your thoughts also this
episode has been a bit we've took it where it's when because we do before we do a podcast we don't
like look for me we love to learn a little bit so we're not you know we're not committing completely
bond so we drop some facts in so yeah we know what we're on about to a degree we do try and do a bit
of research yeah but we like to be real talk so it's real talk hence the name so yeah it's this
one's been a really when i think of this one's episode one which we touched on and mate that i
can't i can't even bring myself to listen to that anymore yeah i think it just comes with time doesn't
he yeah it's not that the first episode was four it was just yeah yeah it was just you know yeah
it was all learning wasn't it you know now i mean there's things that i've gotten the notes that we
haven't even touched on because we just rambled on about christmas and other stuff and then
i mean we was gonna finish off four minutes or so ago and then carried on talking about more shit
but that's what he's a rare for that's what you love that's that's the real talk that is the real
talk and the real talk is that it is the end of the episode now because we've both got shit to do
yeah and i'll need a beer so we'll love yous and leave yous so yeah any emails though please
yeah just send them over literally anything yeah so yeah see you next week peace