an idiot. Because you're not idiot. You're just ignorant.
Oh, we kind of all are. Not of eight inch iron poles 30 foot tall. What does that even
mean? Iron poles. I'm just saying. And you guys have said some too. That's just. So to
open, Sean is lamenting about how on previous podcasts, we've been overly mean to him.
About his conspiracy theory. It's not a matter of me. Oh, it's me. We question. We just don't
accept it. We don't. We question it. But you're not accepting reality. Well, how do we know
it's reality? Just because you say it? Well, because it's out there and just because you
don't know it. There's a lot of stuff out there. So when you say out there, well, kind
of like Jesus. He's out there. Is he real? Jesus is definitely out there. The picture
of the locked desk monsters out there. Is he real? So how much of this stuff do you
like on History Channel? Like reputable, reputable sites? All this stuff is on the History Channel.
OK, OK. Well, fair enough. Ancient aliens. Ancient aliens is on the History Channel.
And hidden civilizations in jungles. Well, you know, it's real. There are hidden civilizations
in jungles. There are. I agree with that. Oak Island. Oak Island. Well, the shit on
Oak Island is kind of weird, but they have a lot of they've got a lot of stuff that they've
got. What is Oak Island? I've never heard of Oak Island. They had a treasure or dig hole
or something. The money pit, I think they called it. But there were also other things
on the island. They found huge spheres, perfectly round rocks, six foot in diameter, you know,
buried in there. Just like how. Those are Atlas stones for the world's strongest man.
Yeah, sure. But you know, now I'm afraid to make the stroke.
Are there crystal skulls or not? With a crystal skulls on the island. See, now I feel bad.
I don't want you to get mad at me. I haven't heard anything about crystal skulls being
on there, but there have been those large spheres that they found on there. I do find
some of that stuff interesting, though, like Easter Island with the heads. Oh, yeah. I
find that I've always wondered where they come from and how they get there. Well, guess
what? They dug down and they found out there's bodies under those heads. And I and I remember
and I remember watching those are tombstones. I remember watching Leonard Nimoy. No, no,
no, no, not bodies like that in search of the head. There's shoulders, arms and legs
like it's a full statue. They buried humans, a body under their control. What did Leonard
Leonard Nimoy say? I just remember watching there. He used to have a show in search of.
Yeah, that was a great show. Yeah, I remember that. I remember watching that with my dad
back in the late 70s, maybe early 80s. Yeah. And he remember one of them was the heads
and how they move slowly. So, you know, yeah, the heads of what the big stone head Easter
Island head, how they turn, how they I think how they move. Right. When you move, I don't
know. This was what they rotate was 10. You don't remember. I could be wrong on that,
but I remember the heads. Why was 10 a long time ago? There were very long time ago. There
were some concepts of how they they try how they got the stones to move them from the
quarry over. And they actually were able to successfully do it where they were able to
teeter it up. And they had a team of people like fucking 100. Right. And they had ropes
and they literally walked it. That's how they did it. Back and forth, back and forth, back
and forth, back and forth. That's how I did the refrigerator. Yeah. Well, there we go.
That's the literally the perfect, the perfect example of how the ancient man did it. They
have some. They had the giant. They wondered how they got like the giant boulders of the
pyramid into to place. And they and they said they hypothesized that they took logs. Right.
And they rolled it on logs and they took one log and took it on the put it in the front
and back to the front, back to the front. And they did it just like you were saying,
Sean, they did it and they proved that they could do it. Right. So I mean, it's just fast.
And you know, so what we were talking about in between podcasts is we were laughing about
how we give you shit about your conspiracy theories. But the reality is, I think it's
there are a ton of mysteries out there that are unexplained, unexplained mysteries, weird
coincidences, weird patterns, weird. You know, how did they get there from here? How did
they even know that? You know, how could they possibly have the technology to to to understand
that? Well, they did. And they yeah, they did. And we don't really know. And they found
a they found you watch those shows and we got is cool. It is years in the ocean that
they're supposed to know that what did they call the first computer they found that was
bottom of the ocean on a shipwreck. Yeah. And the ship. They had no idea what the fuck
it was. It was sitting somewhere for a while. And then, hey, what's this? And they did some
X-rays of it and they found like gears in there and they kind of de was it called deengineered
it and they kind of figured out, well, this was an astrological machine that kind of dictated
or predicted. You could navigate. Yeah. The stars and the movements and the warm time.
Well, these have those wormholes. What the hell are those things? The they look like
triangles. They hold them up and they could tell by the head, the degrees and stuff like
that. That's what they used to navigate by. Oh, my God. Amazing. What are those called?
I don't know. I don't know. A kaleidoscope. No, you know what the hell I'm talking about.
No. So navigation tools by sailboats or, you know, the the ancient navigation tools. And
it was a triangle type thing. It had angles. And yeah, you line up a star somewhere. And
it goes north and then you figure out which direction to go. Is it not a trident, but
ancient? Trident is like a spear with three heads. Oh, this is painful watching him type.
Yeah, he's trying that right there. Sextant. Yeah, there you go. Whoa. What is that? Essex?
I mean, look at that thing. It's interesting. About the horizon. Oh, OK. Yes, I have seen
versions of that. All right. So what is that supposed to do? So that thing helps you navigate.
Get you to Pornhub. OK, so for our listeners, it is a sextant. What does it look like? It's
almost like a not a rocking horse, but imagine imagine the bottom of a rocking horse. It
comes to a center at the top and then it's got like a like a telescope on top of it.
And it's it's got these circles and gears and, you know, I don't I don't think that
thing is designed to do what it's for sighting or shooting an object. So you follow the horizon
and you're supposed to aim north or you're supposed to put it on the north star or something.
There's something significant that you put it on. Well, it says is a doubly reflect reflecting
navigation instrument that measures the angular distance between two visible objects. The
primary use of a sextant is to measure the angle between an astronomical object and the
horizon for the purpose of celestial navigation. Oh, wow. And how early did they figure out
how to design this thing? Three. Well, OK, you're three years, three years, three. Well,
16 year two, they worked on it for four months. I mean, this particular version from Isaac
Newton was sixteen forty three. God, that's incredible. Isaac Newton was born at that
time. Oh, that changes everything. Well, whatever. It was a long fucking time. Well, this picture
down here looks like they're still using it in the Navy. Yeah. Well, practice use it.
I guess if everything goes down, that's old school. Yeah. If you go satellites go down,
you can't hack that. No, you can't hack that. So well, they have some similar stuff like
that, like even in like the pyramids, I think with a stonehenge and, you know, where they
cord drill into the stones. And it's like you're sitting somewhere and they're trying
to figure out when's the perfect time for us to start harvesting. Well, you got to wait,
you got to wait, you got to wait. No, it's too early, too early. And you got to wait
till the stars all line up and you like stainless one little part. And you look and you're like,
oh, that stars lined up there. That stars lined up there. All right. Guess what? Tomorrow
we have sex and then we're going to go do the fields. Yeah. Well, it's the specific
time of year, right? It's about motivation. Everything centered around sex. Yeah. Over
the years, they just learned that, hey, if I, if I, if these stars are lined up, it's
the fall. Hold on. Scroll back up a little bit. Let's, let's, let's do the little zoom
in. We're starting where it says the Arabs. Go down a little bit. Oh, the Arabs did quite
a lot during the golden age. A lot of that came out. That was the cradle of civilization.
In the early days, they used one or two fingers with a thumb and a little finger on outstretched
armor arrow held at arm's length to the site, the horizon to figure out the end of the polaris
at the upper. It is amazing. You know, whatever. I mean, you know, there's so much we don't
know and it's, and it continues with everything. I mean, look, this, this goes across with
the religion too. And I don't slam on religion by any means, but there's so much that we
just don't fucking know. Yeah. Including the devil. We don't know shit about the devil,
you know, except avoid him, avoid him. Don't do it. Don't talk to him. Well, you know what?
The devil's who? Lucifer. Lucifer used to be an angel. There's got to be some good in
him. I mean, Darth Vader turned good at the very end. Yeah. But the planet continued,
you know, the life went on. It was like, you know, dad, dad, speaking of Luke Skywalker's
getting a lot of shit right now. Oh, I know. We talked about it in the last. Did we talk
about it in the podcast or before the podcast? We just talked about it. I don't remember.
But anyway, welcome to the second half of the podcast dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul.
And we are going to an oldie for our bourbon. Let's get that knocked out of the way. That's
axe and a knife. It's not even close. Well, it is kind of close, but blade and bow. Oh,
blade and bow. It's a weller. What's the ninety one? What's the mash bill mash bill on it?
Well, if it says on here, I can't read it because it's so stinging small. I tried to
read it earlier. I was like, fuck it. I'm done. Blade and bow. I made it. No way I could
read that. Well, let me read it, guys. I'm not trying to be a dick. I just eat a lot
of carrots. And yeah, that's not happening. All right. So he's going to look it up. It
tastes dry. Interesting. I just heard the you guys just hear the tinkle. It's a key.
It is a key. So what's the deal there? I think if you I think there's something there's four
different keys, four or five different keys. And if you collect them all and you go to
the distillery, I think you can get something just like really just like the Blanton's
this is a Louisville, Kentucky bourbon. Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, blade and bow, Kentucky
straight bourbon whiskey, a homage to legendary and it's still well or distillery. And it
does have a metal key that's hanging from the bottle. I'm not even sure I noticed that
there's the key club, the blade and bow, twenty two year old Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey
key club. That's kind of cool. Yeah. They got key number five on that one. It's a neat
bottle by the way. Yes, it is. It is. Yeah. I don't know what you get with the key club.
There is something I think if you get maybe maybe get some barware. I don't know. Nice.
Maybe it opens up the strip hole area. Yeah. That first one. They just come out. That first
one there. Click on that. Let's see if it tells us what this thing's made out of. Again,
I can't read that. I don't know if you can see. There you go. Well, they're using a lot
of vocabulary there. The Solera low liquid is mingled with other fine whiskies, aged
and bottled the schtitzel weller. That's right. This is the Solera. They do a new charred
American white oak barrels. This bourbon has a subtle aroma of fresh fruit and a taste
that includes hints of bourbon in the subtle aroma of fresh fruit and it tastes dried apricot.
Well, there you go. Well, there you go. Here's our stone fruit. Stone fruit. There you go.
That ripe pear. Wow. Ripe pear and stone fruit. Yep. Stone fruit. Find, blade and bone and
collect the five distinct keys. Some are rarer than others that adorn every bottle. So what
do the keys unlock? We don't know. I think it's chastity, Bill. Have you collected all
five keys? We are now able to commemorate friends of the brand in all 50 states. Visit
the five key clubs page for updates and more information on how to join. So it's a five
lock chastity belt. It is requiring five. That's some prize stuff behind that. Just
saying, just saying, just saying. All right. So this is an oldie but goodie, right? I mean,
this is our second our second round of it and good stuff. Yeah, I like it. I think I'd
replace this one if once we we may want to have a little bit more than dumped out in
the infinity bottle so we can finish the bottle off. Yeah. Well, I'm all about that. Yeah.
So just to reflect a little bit, we've had some I don't know if we want to jump into
the current events or, you know, we talked to we were going to talk about we've got the
NFL playoffs coming up here. Cincinnati Bengals are on their way. You've got a
horrible dilemma this weekend. I mean, I know you're going to choose family over football.
Right. However, I would be on the fence. I'm with Paul. I think I would I would get the
butt flu and stay home. No. Yeah, that's not an option. I'm not going to do that. But I
posed the question. I was like, if the Cowboys were in the NFC playoff, how many people do
you think would not go to this wedding? I wouldn't be going to the wedding. I think
they'd cancel the wedding. I don't think I'm sure the groom. I'm sure the groom is a huge
Cowboys fan. Well, the father of the bride is a huge Cowboy fan. I'm just thinking, you
know, you know what? We would all be going to the wedding. We would. I feel awful for
you. I mean, I mean, I know you're probably going to the wedding. It's all now because
you have, you know, Joe Cool is your quarterback. And, you know, honey, it's not a big deal.
We're going to get to the Super Bowl like 10 times in a row. You have Tableau on your
phone, right? Yes. You're going to watch it, right? I'm telling you, you have to get your
earbuds during the reception. You've got a little earbuds you put in there. I don't have
big headphones. You don't do that in in the sanctuary. What you do. It'll be during the
reception. I will. Yeah. You say, honey, you can't do it in the. No, I'm not going to watch
a football game with the church. You say, honey, honey, I'm not feeling too good. I got to
go out to the bathroom. She's like, are you OK? My wife is not sure. She would not fall
for that. Are you she won't let you watch the game during the you know, what? Not in
the sanctuary, but then you walk out, you go to the bathroom. What is wrong with that?
You don't watch the football game during the ceremony. It's not respect. You know what?
I think God would respect the fact that he's appreciate you showing up. OK, first off,
God is not a Bengals fan. Well, the way they've played the last 40 years, what do they say?
What was the old Cowboys Stadium? They left the the roof open or also got to the God could
watch his cowboys. I was like, just stop. That's why everybody hates the Cowboys. Exactly.
They're so obnoxious. And you get on me for being an obnoxious Titans fan, which is ridiculous.
Oh, you're the worst. How if they were the AFC playoffs, it'd be insufferable. I wish
that you can have it. I ever even talk about the Titans because they suck now. Yeah. Well,
that's why that's part. They do not, by the way. Oh, they're all. I'm sorry. What? They
do not suck. They have the 11th pick. Yeah. OK. Well, they suck this year. They lost seven
in a row. Yes, they suck. But I'm absolutely not obnoxious Titans fan. I'm not. I'm not
an obnoxious Bengals fan. You're not. I give you credit for that. And you know what? Quite
honestly, Sean, you're not an obnoxious Cowboy fan. I would say the three of us are not obnoxious
fans. But you treat me, you treat me like I am an obnoxious Titans fan. Let me put it
this way. And I take offense to that. Because you hate them. You know why? No reason. Do
you know why? No. Because you were. When? You may not now. They've sucked forever. But
you were. I would then I would have been an idiot because they've sucked forever. They
haven't been to the Super Bowl since 2000. Have you seen yourself whenever the play you
are? Oh, when I watch it by myself? Yeah, I'm an idiot. When you watch it, period. Yeah.
When I watch it, I watch it by myself because I am an idiot when I watch the Titans. So
you know what? I'm just going to let it go. But but it's called when I say obnoxious,
I mean you yelled the TV a lot. OK, that's fine. But I'm not like, oh, the Titans are
awesome. I like talk trash. You know what I mean? Oh, the Titans are going to roll your
ass. Well, have you? Titans are amazing. Oh, there's no way we're going to stop. You know,
you can't stop us. I mean, you know, I don't talk any trash. Have you seen the footage?
My buddy and just sent me a footage about a cowboy fan. He's sitting there in front
of the TV wearing, I think, a Dak Prescott jersey. And something happens during the game
and he punches the TV. Breaks the TV. Who does a fan a fan and watch it in his house?
Oh, God. I'm like, why would you break your TV that he gets it? He throws it. I'm just
like what this. So do you remember when the oilers gave up that it used to be? I just
love it now. It used to be the greatest collapse in NFL history, but it's no longer the greatest
one. Now, the greatest collapse. We were down a lot. We were we were up thirty five to three
in the third quarter. And we what was Warren Moon the quarterback? He was. He was. Anyway,
he was good. When we end up with Buffalo Bill, Jim Kelly, no, Frank Reich, Frank Reich,
the quarter, the he was the coach of the Coles until he got fired. Yeah, he got can. Yeah,
he got can. He's being courted right now with another team. Anyway, we lost forty one to
thirty eight after being up thirty five to three in the third quarter. Anyway, after
that game, there was there was a report of a guy who shot his TV. Yeah, he literally
shot his TV and there was a guy that had a destroyed TV. And remember, they had the big
tube. They're big. Yeah. Yeah. And what was the big wide with the three colored? Oh, yeah,
the big projection rear projection. Some guys threw a boot through his and there was a yeah.
I mean, those were expensive back absolute thousands of dollars. I remember I've never
done that. I did throw my glasses big 50 inch Toshiba and they were amazingly lightweight.
Those projection rear projection screens. OK, it's just a box. I never I never. Yeah,
I never had a rear projection TV. I had the one of those gigantic obscene. They're very
directional. Thirty six inch cathode ray tube. Yes. So heavy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And
it was thirty six hundred dollars. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yes. How about top of the line?
We're keeping our box and moving to our house. Oh, top of the line, because you know what
they do when you're when you're at the store, they have all these TVs all lined up and they
adjust. They crank it. Oh, they adjust the other ones to look like shit. And then you
see the the really expensive one. You're like, oh, totally like honey. What is it? We found
our TV. We need to finance our three years. I think it was I think it was still paying
on. Yeah, come over here. We're going to get you left kidney. You will go for about three
years. We're on our beta Max. We're on our twenty eighth year of payments right now.
That is just ridiculous. With finance chart, it has to be like eight thousand dollars.
It will take it back. But you got to take it upstairs because it's too heavy for us.
Oh, we did. I took it upstairs after we got retired and we replaced it with the 50 inch,
you know, flat screen or whatever. I did. I took it upstairs. Oh, why? Just throw it away.
What? Why? And then I had to take it downstairs when I was going to throw it away. You know
how we did it? We put it on a snow sled. And I like the boggled and I slid it down the
stairs. I just carried away to God. And it was a family effort. Right. Two people in
front can't even donate those anymore. Oh, they're toxic. You can't donate them. No,
they're no. There's actually companies that will come by and pick them up. There is such
a pay to get them. No, what you do is you drive to the dump where they're not looking.
You can't throw away. You can. You tip it into the thing and you get in your car and
you drive away at the dump. At the dump. What he said, a hundred percent. They look at what
you're doing. They a hundred percent do not. You could fucking throw a dead body in there.
Every time we've we've been, they look and they say, what is this? What is that? They
lift up. They have for me. Never for me. They have for me. Well, that's why I take all my
grass clippings and totally cover the TV. Well, then they send you to a different place.
Well, no, I just kind of say I have some things to throw in the dump and then I'm going to
go there and then I quickly uncover it. I don't have any more. So it doesn't matter.
Well, I used to I mean, doing construction sites demolition, I'd go to the dump all the
time. I'd throw away anything and everything. I didn't care. You know, the thing is, I would
bring the battery powered saw. All those boards are too long. Got cut right then and there.
I'd wait in line. You want me cut them now or you want me cut them over there? So obnoxious.
Oh, I was that guy. Typical Cowboys fan. Oh, you know, the one thing I won't do is, you
know, the stuff was lost, by the way. I guess they did NFL playoffs. The Cincinnati Bengals
beat the Buffalo Bills. Good for them. Second week in a row. The crap out of a second week
in a row. Well, I mean, second week, but you know, it beats crap out of a bills look like
shit. Well, I mean, they were missing out their team. So, you know, so was the bangles.
Well, but I mean, they have both their cornerbacks gone. You know, they both bangles at their
offensive line gone. Which one's more important? The only reason why you won is because the
entire Bills team was depleted. So you guys are probably going to get crushed. Demar Hamlin
wasn't there. So what do you think is going to happen to the Chief in the Chiefs? Back
up to Demar Hamlin. What position did he play? He was a cornerback. I mean, was he that great?
He's a rookie. So no. So did you see the conspiracy theory that he was not that he's dead? That
that really wasn't him at the game because you never saw him. Yeah, but you see his family
walking out of the hospital. They would not they would not be like smiling like they were.
Well, I'm not saying that he's true, but but but there's a lot of shit going on. Jeff could
talk about shit like this. Yeah, well, I'm not saying that it's true because it wasn't
on History Channel and it wasn't on Tick Tock. Yeah, it might have been on Tick Tock. I haven't
heard that. I haven't heard that. And there's footage because he's wearing the hood and
you can never see his and the big thing. You never see his face and it's all blurry and
everything. He does like a little little heart thing like, hey, guys, I can do that. And
does he have white arms and white white hands? And they're like, you mean they didn't have
a camera inside the suite with him because you know they wanted to show him. Well, here,
you know, it's completely stupid. It defends to what you're saying. You know, the world
prayed for him, right? The world prayed for him. They sure did. In my opinion, I think
the world deserves something. I think they should have given the world deserves to see
him with the hoodie off. I think it was warranted. I think they the word I think they should
have said, hey, look, here he is. He's fine. He's been nothing. I will say this. He's been
nothing but gracious like his quotes and like his little heart. You know, he does the heart
shaped thing when they do show him. He's been nothing but humble and gracious about the
outpouring of support that he's gotten. And I get the only time you really saw was in
the hospital. Yeah, you haven't seen him since then. So maybe not. I wonder. The other one
was like, did they have heat in these suites? Why is he in this like negative 40 degree
jacket with his hood up? Yeah, but that's a he's in a cryo chamber. That's like a style.
That's a style thing. I know. But that's what's going around. It is kind of stupid for him
to have his hoodie. I just think that it would have been it was a nice for them to do. Yeah,
I know. By the way, guys, you know, he was he was severely hurt. They stopped the game.
I mean, that was a big deal. I mean, there's a lot of money involved in that. I just think
it would have been a cool gesture to say, hey, man, here he is. You know, maybe a maybe
a little 30 second segment. You know, that's it. And so that people have been like, oh,
good. Thank God he's OK. I'm glad my prayer didn't go to waste. And it's just a it's just
a weird the whole thing's weird to me. Like they also how they talked about how his recovery
is going to be really long, except that he had no neurological damage. I guess the whole
thing is just weird. They were they were so online. They were they're interviewing like
a trauma trauma nurse. And they're like, if he's getting heart CPR for nine minutes, he's
going to have cracked ribs. He's not going to be having his arms up going like this.
Oh, what a great point. Doing that kind of thing. Yeah. Because when you do CPR and they
did CPR, that was confirmed on the field. He did have I mean, and yes, you're right.
If you're doing it right, you do you crack ribs. Yeah. I mean, so maybe you crack ribs
for the well, look, I'm playing devil's advocate while nine minutes. That's a long time to
get CPR. Yeah. Is that what they said? They did CPR for nine minutes. Well, well, hold
on. Do they start CPR and then they had the defril defil? I don't know. This is what the
nurse was saying. It's like if you're doing if you're out for nine minutes, you're getting
CPR to the level that you're going to crack ribs. Yeah. Well, I mean, to and you're not
going to be able to move like he was that soon. Here's here's what I'm saying. The whole
thing's weird. I don't want to say there's a conspiracy. I don't want to say that they
was hands in front of them. But I don't know if that's possible. I don't know. Oh, no.
His hands were were they high? Yeah, I thought they were well, and when they scored, I think
his hands were up. They showed them. They showed him throughout the whole game and his
hands were way up in the air. But it was you couldn't. It's like an outline. Right. Right.
Couldn't see him. I just I don't want I want I don't want to think there was a conspiracy
or there's something weird about it. I do want to think it's a young man who's recovering.
Maybe he doesn't look good and he doesn't want people to see him. I want it all. I think
the NFL is a collection of buffoons and they don't have any forethought on these types
of things that will maybe they they're so selfish and so self-absorbed and so calculated.
They have no idea what the fuck they're doing. I mean, they they're they put on stupid advertisements
of racial slurs on the on the you know, something that that that insinuates that. You know,
I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of them getting involved in all that shit. They have no foresight.
They're just idiots. They're fucking idiots. And this is an example to me. They blow like
the wind, like whatever the sentiment is in the moment, if they really cared about black
people, they just they would have had the wind. They would they would have him illuminated
so you could fucking see him. If they really cared about black people, they would have
done that. Well, they did. They don't give a fuck about him. All they want is the spirit.
All they want is the the hey, look, we we could check that off the box because we're
part of that program. You know, you're not. I mean, it could be just down to the matter.
He's not strong enough to visit, but they wanted him there for that there for that game.
Maybe he's really not strong enough to go yet, but they wanted the story of he's in
the building. So they had some dude. Well, it's an inspiration for the whole like
a show. Even him. Yeah, he could be. He could be at home. I don't know. That just seems
that how would that even pass the smell test for anybody involved in that? I mean, and
his family was with him in the suite. So of course, is him and they lost. I hope it's
him. Yeah, they lost. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just move on because that whole thing. So the the
Cincinnati Bengals one, they're going to be moving on in the Dallas Cowboys were defeated
by the San Francisco 49ers and with a rookie quarterback. And they ended the game with
potentially the stupidest play. No, it was brilliant. If it had worked. Well, nobody
knows what else. I'm kidding. No, it was absolutely ridiculous. And it was against the 49ers last
year that game you went to where they they screwed the pooch last year. Ran out of time.
Back mismanaged the clock and he ran into those his center mismanaged. They fucking
they they they fucking threw the ball or in. He kept running instead of immediately sliding
to and he ran out of time and he was like, no, Brown hit the ball. I mean, you talk about
last year's or this year's last year. Well, this year he was like just threw the ball.
Boom, he was down. Oh, he had no choice. Zeke got boom boom. He's got trucked. You see,
he gets his truck. He snapped the ball and was like. And then he was on his ass getting
run over in. Jack was like, oh, and he's like, boom, fired it to Turpin. Who really hit it?
Turpin was like, just catch down. And I watched that lights out. I watched that play about
ten times and I watched all the players. I was like, OK, what were they going to do?
So because then we threw it. Dak ran up and he was going like this, waiting for him to
pitch it back to him. So what was supposed to happen from what I understand is that like
Elliott was not supposed to get bold. He was not supposed to get flattened. Right. And
there was he was supposed to buy enough time to let Dak run around. And the lineman, who
was lined up on the left hand side with Turbin, was supposed to run up and block for Turbin.
Right. And then Turbin was supposed to catch the ball. And then the lateral game begins.
That's what was supposed to happen. But when when Elliott got blasted, destroyed, poor
guy, he got blasted. And then Dak was like, he didn't even have a chance to scramble.
I'm going to look here. But you know what? Honestly, that play didn't matter. No, it
did. Well, they they say they say they practice that Zeke. Do they actually block someone?
You should have expected that to happen. Yes. But I mean, they didn't practice that. All
right. All right, Mike. But it's a linebacker. It's a linebacker who's 50 pounds heavier.
Have Lander Vander Ash or Mike Parsons. OK, go against them. Zeke, you need to stop him.
You know, it's it's a play that you never want to run. But I got a problem with Zeke
Elliott. You know, look, I think he's a tremendous athlete. I think he's a he's a tremendous
running back. I just think that his worthiness with the Dallas Cowboys has expired. It has.
You know, because I wonder if he's productive. I wonder if Dak Prescott's worthiness has
expired. He's going to be here for at least one more year. So how many years has he been
here? The magical number seven. OK, the magical number, in my opinion, is five. If they haven't
produced by the fifth year of starting not with the team, but starting. Well, he took
over and went twenty sixteen. He should have never taken over. I think Tony Romo still
had it. I think he still had it. And I think he's a much better commentator. Well, he is
a fantastic commentator. But I think that Tony, I had he not been hurt. In fact, I think
look, I think they did Tony Romo wrong. I absolutely did. I agree with that. You know,
and there's a lot of people that are Tony Romo. You know, he wasn't able to pull through
it. You know what? You know, he needed time to develop the team. I agree. And I think
that it was on the cusp. And Dak basically took a team that had been cultivated and basically
rode on the coattails of what Tony Romo created. I mean, that's but that's not atypical. But
so back to my point, if you have been the starter for five straight years and you're
not progressing as a team, it's bust time. You're a bust. Well, he is what he is. He's
not going to get any better. Yeah. Right. So I mean, and I think I don't know where
I don't know where Tannehill is with the Titans. Those two already played with Miami. I'm not
going to say he's a bust, but we we the Titans know he's I think that he'll like your seven
or eight at this point, too. Right. And he they know exactly what they have with him.
They know that that you got to I mean, and this and this is the case with I mean, there
are plenty of of Dak lost the game for us. I'm sorry to go back to that. Yeah. He lost
the game by the interceptions. I mean, flat out horrible throws. And there were two others
that should have been. I mean, he was way off in that game. Way off. Did you see him
always get that safety at the very end of the game? Yeah. If that guy wouldn't have
pulled up, I don't know why the guy pulled up. He should have collaborated. He should
have just been hammered. I would have blown him up. I wonder if he thought that because
he had the ball like this. I think he did the little he probably thought that he was
going to throw it to let up. But that was almost a safety right there. I mean, hit him
like right in the face. I know it. I know it. That was weird. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the
playoffs are exciting. It's a it's another year. The Bengals, they're playing. Yeah.
You're the only one left in the game, man. Kansas City and the win because I think it
will. I think Patrick Holmes is going to be as productive as he wants to be. I think he's
not going to be good sitting in the pocket. He's not going to be able to mobilize very
much. And if he does, he's going to really fucking himself up. He may be productive for
the first quarter, maybe the second quarter. After that, I think he's going to be fucked
because whatever is going on with that ankle, they'll probably be fine. But it's going to
get agitated. Well, they're also going to shoot his shoot it up with all kinds of pain
killers. Quarters of oh, nine yards. I definitely wouldn't underestimate him for sure. You know,
something he's good. I agree. But I don't think that shooting him up is going to do
any good in the third and fourth quarter. You know, once you start exercising that those
get at halftime, it doesn't matter if you can feel it or not. I mean, it's a matter
of production of those muscles. Yeah, you know, I mean, they're going to fail. And ultimately,
it'll hurt them. I think it's going to be another twenty seven twenty four game. That's
like every game they play with. I know it. I think it's going to be a close one. The
last one was overtime last year. AFC Championship. Yes. Eagles in San Francisco. Forty Niners.
Yeah. I don't know who's going to win that. I really don't. I think the Eagles are going
to win. I think the Eagles are going by a landslide. I think the Eagles offense is
just slightly better than the 49ers defense. They didn't play this year, did they? In the
regular season. They're not in the same division. So I know. No, that doesn't mean. Well, I'm
just thinking I'm just thinking through that. I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, I don't
think because the Eagles lost one game. Right. And those two games, one team or two games.
I thought it was two, but it was the Cowboys on one of them. But that's when Hertz wasn't
playing. Yeah, they also lost to somebody else. Pretty sure. Forty Niners. They lost
in 49. I don't know who it was. They lost to the Eagles. They lost to the Eagles. But
yeah, I'm excited about these two games. I think I think they got it right. I think these
are the four best teams right now. Yep, I agree. I think it's going to be. I honestly
think it's going to be the Eagles and the Bengals. Is there any team that you feel was
misrepresented and just didn't make it like should not have been there? Yeah. Besides
Fox Trot, your fucking fantasy football team. I mean, I got second place in points. I think
the Bills were a little more overrated, especially at the end of the year where they were going
to be there like the Super Bowl. And I think the NFL was counting on the Bills to win that
game. They wanted that story to continue. Oh, yeah. Sure. So for interest. Yeah. And
the Bills, they had every right to be there in the playoffs. But but I mean, what about
Tom Brady? I don't think they deserve to be there. They weren't very good this year. Well,
how about they won the division? How about Tom Brady? And have you seen some there's
been posts on Instagram with Tom Brady and the dude from the Crypto King guy that's just
the FTX guy? Yeah. Have you seen that? So I mean, well, Tom Brady, he advertised for
that that company. Oh, yeah. He's in trouble with that. There's a lawsuit against him.
I don't know why. Because they were how would he know that that I think I agree with you.
I think it's kind of bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. So they lawsuit all he wants. It's stupid.
He was just a paid advertiser. That's it. But he was also a part owner. Like, well, you
bought into it. There's nothing wrong with I agree. I agree. How do you know? He wasn't
in the upper daily operations of that thing. Right. Exactly. So go back to your point.
So he interviewed. Well, he wasn't interviewed. He just did a TikTok or some sort of video.
And the guy, what is the Sam something? Sam Friedman Fried. Yeah. Fried Brinkman or something.
Yeah, that's it. What is ever going to happen with that guy? But you know, basically, what
my point is, is that I can't believe Tom Brady was tied into that. It's just he's tied into
that. And then he's he's he's divorced. And he's had a rough year, man. He has. He's had
a rough year. And I'm like, what the fuck? And you know, in the sex ring that is associated
with that whole program, you know, that he was down there in the wherever the fuck the
Bahamas. Yeah, he was Bahamas. Yeah. He was down there doing the video like Epstein. Not
the Virgin Islands with Epstein's ad, but I mean, down in the Bahamas, he was doing
the video with Fried. Tom Brady was in the Bahamas doing the videos with Fried. So he
was hanging out with him. Well, he was in the same. He was having sex parties with I'm not
saying it was anything. I'm just saying, where did the sex thing come up? What do you want
to? Well, well, first of all, it was like a free for all. They were polyamorous. They
were they were they were fucking. They didn't care. They were like, we're not we don't care
about emotions or feelings like that. We just fuck. OK, yeah, they did. But who's we? The
all the people in the what is the name of the TX company? FTX FTX. Well, the board,
the higher ups, the executives. So they were all involved in. They're all like bone in
each other. Total orgy. Yes. Yeah. I'll live together. I didn't hear any of that.
Yeah. Are you kidding me? They lived on the top floor. They it was like a fucking ten
room condo and they were just like, you know, they wake up in the morning. Hey, how you
doing, Bob? I'm doing fine. I had sex with Rachel last night. Oh, really? I had sex with
Fred. That's good for me. You know what? I think I'm going to have sex with Fred tonight.
I want to take Rachel. That's what it was every single night for them. Wow. And this
is the executive team of FTX. The guy, the ones who ran it. Yeah, nice. I don't know
why his girlfriend has turned on him. Well, she was basically going to be like, you either
tell us what's going on with this or you're going to jail. Right. Well, I mean, they they
they turned so much money into magically. I mean, they have so much money funneled to
that company. Yeah. You know, it doesn't matter because they've got it hidden. You're never
going to find it. You know, there's so much money that just disappeared. You know, what
do they tell you? Tell you something. I told Paul this the other day. I was like, have
you watched the Bernie Madoff documentary on the amazing? Did you watch it? No, you
told me about it. And it's amazing the what how that happened and what he did and how
long it went on. Yes, it went on for 40 years, 40 years. Now it got big in the 90s. Right.
That's when it got to be. Did he actually do anything? No. There was zero trade to do
any money. Zero investment. That's what zero investments digest that. So he has bringing
in all of this money that people are investing into the program. And it was invested into
nothing. They bought no stocks, no funds, nothing. Nothing. So the money that was brought
in was used to pay out to the people that bought in before them in the beginning. So
some people made the pyramid scheme. That's all it is. Pyramid scheme. It was a party
scheme. Hundred percent didn't even invest in anything. I would imagine they were at
least trying to get some investment out of the money they had. But it went straight to
the people that. So some people actually made money. The people in the beginning made money.
And there was a guy, once all this thing blew up, there was a guy who was put in charge
of it. And he went back and said, you made money off of this. I'm clawing this money
back. Yeah, they should. And he's still doing that, I believe. Absolutely. Anybody who made
anything was illegally made. It was basically stolen money from somebody else. It wasn't
investment. It was not a stock market increase. But unfortunately, because they had a lot
of people on there that they were interviewing, there's a couple who made money. He goes,
yeah, we actually ended up making money and they tried to take the money back and we didn't
have it because we lived on it. We spent it. Yeah, they're not at fault. Yeah, they thought
they were totally legit. Yeah. And he's like, they're like, they want a million dollars
from us and we don't have that. We lived on it. We spent it. We don't have money anymore
because this thing exploded on us. Right. And that got up to 68 billion dollars was
the supposed value of it. Wow. 68 billion. You know, had they just taken that money and
invested it in some low, low interest stock? Anything. Yeah, anything. Some low, you know,
something that was dependable. But all they did was give it turnaround and give it to
the oldest investor. Yeah, that's retarded. They there's I mean, you say everything, you
say anything in retrospect, but well, what's amazing is I recommend it's four episodes.
Yeah, I want to and the the SEC blew it blew it big time. I think they have four times
where they they they they could have investigated. They had proof there is another company. They
couldn't believe how this guy was making 15 percent when this investment firm over here
is doing three percent or eight percent. How could you and they're top notch, top notch
financial analysts and they cannot get more than three percent. Yeah. And that market
and they're like they're like everybody lost. Everybody lost during this stretch. But somehow
Bernie is making 15 percent. Right. Always, always. Never dips. Always 13 to 15 percent.
And there's a there's a mathematician. One of these investment firms, I can't remember
who it was. Merrill Lynch or something like that, had a mathematician as one of their
little stats guys to try to figure out what's going on. And they brought this stuff to him
and he said it's impossible. And he went in and he looked at every trade, every single
trade that they they had that they claimed they had. And he had all these math. Right.
And he had he wrote it up and sent it to the SEC. And so this is impossible. This is fraud.
And they went in and investigated and Bernie talked himself out of it. And they left. So
you're good. You're good to go. So he wrote up another one. He did this like every year
for like four years. Same guy. Exposing the fraud. Well, Bernie Madoff was the guy on
the wall. They paid him. Wall Street. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if there's any
payment that was never that. Makes you wonder. Makes you wonder. I mean, how else would they
have not? Right. Well, they didn't cover that in this documentary. But then he sent another
one that had course not 17 or 18 red flags. So red flag one laid everything out. Red flag
two laid everything out. Every irrefutable basically it was the equivalent of a full
blown SEC audit. Correct. What this guy was putting together. And he said he laid it out
and he gave it to him. And he ended up this guy. There's footage of it. Testifying in
front of Congress and the SEC is in the table next to him. And he's sitting there and he
just lays it out and says you guys failed. You did this. You did this. You guys basically
did this. I told you that. Yeah. And basically and then the SEC is just sitting there like
this. What can they say? And then the congressman jumped pile on and says you guys are terrible.
Yeah, they were. Yeah. So SEC supposed to be watching Wall Street. Who's watching SEC?
Nobody. The question is. Right. So it was a huge failure because what the government
agency because what that did is it gave legitimacy to Madoff. Well, Madoff could say they investigate
Bay to me. I'm legit. There's nothing wrong. Some of these guys, they just simply don't
care about life. They don't include the whole thing of life. And like Kamala Harris in her
little speech about the bill of rights. No, the right to life. The right to life. No,
what is it? The declarations. No, the Bill of Rights. No, it's not Bill of Rights. It's
the declaration. Emancipation proclamation. No, where is the right to life, liberty and
happiness that is in the pursuit of happiness. I know that's the Declaration of Independence.
Yes, Declaration of Independence. That's it. That's it. Sorry. Yes. Declaration of Independence.
So continue. Well, I mean, that was essentially it. I mean, she goes off and she's like saying,
you know, ABC and leaves out the whole life part. You know, excluded life. Yeah. Because
it's giving too much of a nod to the abortion thing. Whatever. You know, it is. It is. But
yeah, it's ridiculous. So, I mean, you know, it's actually bringing more light to it because
she admitted that she just would have said it would have been gone. So my daughter, that's
right. One of my kids brought this up to me last night, you know, and I was first of all,
she said that I was talking to she was brought up. She said, Dad, I don't know what what
congressman this was or what a politician this was. But, you know, I think she was alluded
to AOC, but she was talking about women's rights and the support of women. And from
that one perspective, I told her, so like AOC is smart, you know, from from certain things.
She's an idiot from the grand shot. I mean, she's an absolute idiot. Right. However, you
know, she's not a total buffoon because she's a congressman. Right. So, I mean, congressperson,
what a fucking congresswoman. She's a congresswoman. I'm kidding. So she's a. But the thing is,
is that all these people, they go to school. I mean, they they're educated. And, you know,
when it comes to Democrats and Republicans, they agree on a lot of things. It's just that
the differences are just blown out of the water. You know, and I as a as a Republican,
totally disagree with AOC's principles and policies that she she tries to line up for
people. And I was like, well, once you get a little bit older and start understanding
some of those policies, you'll you'll you'll learn that you have a ticket with a person
like AOC. You know, like, hey, well, you know what? I think AOC, she explains herself well.
But she likes a bunch of things. But you got to think of all right, well, great. She supports
women. Well, you know what, motherfucker, everyone should support women. That's ridiculous. Everyone
should support everybody. You know, why should you? That's kind of like, hey, I like cheeseburgers.
What the fuck? I mean, how important is that? You know, it's just like we're you know, they
try to paint the conservative as we're against the climate, right? Well, we hate the climate
and the conservative. No, no, we all want to clean. Yeah, we're anti climate, anti women,
to your point. Anti this, anti that. Well, we're we're not. No, it's about it's about
legislation that makes sense. And just just because we don't talk about women doesn't
mean we don't care. It's just that women aren't the problem. You know, we don't want women
are the problem. Just kidding. Oh, boy. So well, anyways, it was it was an interesting
conversation because it just shows that the you know, I was kind of happy that she would
kind of sparked some interest in it. Yeah, I know. That's that's encouraging. It's very
rare that my boys like say something, ask about a political story or I mean, they they
could even send me they couldn't care less. Yes, even though send me some stuff, he'll
he'll he follow some stuff and he'll send it to me and it'll be like this is Biden does
or something like that, right? You know, I should say so they don't read any articles,
but like TikTok, right? Like TikTok or Instagram? I mean, like you were saying, that seems to
be the flavor. Yeah, yeah. I mean, those those things pop up all the time. It's addicting.
It's those things pop up all the time. And somebody said this and then then there'll
be a you know, it's funny. It'll be it'll be a guy or a girl like playing a clip of
a politician saying something, right? And then they'll stop it and then they'll show
them going, you know, going, OK, really? And then they'll continue the clip where they're
saying something else and then they'll go, oh, right. OK, stupid, stupid little clips
like that. But but they see that and then they they they start to like they start to
connect with these politicians and they start to connect with, you know, their something.
Something's not right with a problem with a lot of that. Tick tock and the little short
Instagram videos is a lot of that can be is context. Yeah, I mean, they're taking snippets
only out of context. And you have to you have to recognize that. I don't know if our kids
necessarily understand that they need to watch the debates in the problem with like even
with that, the Arizona governor race, you know, they they they opted out of the debates.
You know, well, she did. But Katie Holmes and what was the other pitch's name? Hobbs,
no, it's Hobbs, Hobbs, Katie Hobbs and whatever. So Katie Hobbs is is the Democrat who won.
Yeah. And then it was Carrie Lake. Carrie Lake. Carrie Lake. So Hobbs totally sidestepped
the debates. Had she debated with her, she would have gotten ripped, ripped apart. Oh,
that's why she did debate. Yeah. Lake Lake was a very effective debater. And that's that's
that's the so frustrating. That's the key to everything. All right. You know, it's like,
you know, you watch the little snippets, it's all about context. If you watch a little 10
minute excerpt, well, it's easy to be influenced by that. But, you know, the meat of it is is
the full on debate. And that's why I really enjoy watching Donald Trump in some of these
debates. You know, like we debated Hillary Clinton. Yeah, dude, he tore. He tore apart.
He tore apart. I guess it kind of did matter that one. He actually won that election. He
tore. He tore apart in in. And the thing is that when he went to go debate against Biden,
I mean, it was the moderator that was shutting him down. Who was that guy? The guy from fucking
CNN, Chris Cuomo or Chris Wallace, Chris Wallace, piece of shitcock sucking. Oh, and then guess
what? He went over to CNN. Is he even MSNBC? Is he even on the news? MSNBC. Is he even
on in the air anymore? I don't. Because he went on to that that CNN subscription thing
that they killed miserably. No, it was CNN. It was CNN. Yeah. App or something. CNN Plus
or whatever they called it that failed miserably and they canceled it. Right. So I don't know
if he's anywhere else. Fuck him. If he is, it's pretty small. Long story short. I mean,
yeah, he was he did his job. Talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing. Yeah. What a total
piece of shit. And, you know, completely defending Biden for, you know, that was an unfair debate.
But back to the debate, the debates are actually the best you can be when it comes to if you
want to learn what what's your what's your congressman or your politician is all about,
just watch the debates or what the issues are. I think all of this spoken. I think unfortunately,
I think Katie Hobbs may have set a precedent and I think you'll see more people opt out
of these if they're weak. The dude that had the stroke and enderman. Yeah, Federman. Well,
I'm surprised he did that. He fucking won. Yeah. And he he did decide to do one debate
and it was a disaster and it was a disaster because he stuttered so well. I think Oz is
such a poor candidate from what I've read after the fact. Man, we could have put up
anybody against. I mean, what the he should have. Now, why did he lose? Was that he was
seen as an outsider? Well, and he's a Muslim. I think that well, so that may help. Well,
he's an outsider. Not that I care, but Obama was a Muslim. Well, he doesn't claim to be.
But we can't. He means devout Muslim. No, he isn't. Barack Obama. Barack Obama is not.
He is not a self-proclaimed Muslim. He went to 100 percent. What was the church he went
to? The brother church that hates Israelis. No, no, it was. He's absolutely not a self-professed
Islamic Muslim or whatever. He went to a different kind of church. There were people that claimed
that I was at my. Oh, there were people that claimed that like they accused him of being
a Muslim, but he was not. No. I mean, he says he's not. So but anyway, so, yeah, so Feteman,
I mean, what the hell? I think you're right. I mean, back to your point, it was like more
and more people realize that debates are harmful. Correct. If you're not strong. So they're
just not going to do it. Yeah. If you're not strong, just be like, yeah, I'm not going
to do one. Yeah. So how is the American public? I'm just going to throw with that. Yeah, I'm
just going to throw out these ads slamming her or him and say, you know, look at me.
I'm good. This is what I'm for. And that's what scares me. The American public just they
just don't care. They just let things happen like this whole, you know, not to get too
deep into politics like we always do. But I want to dive in like the scandal, the document
scandal, the classified document scandal that's going on with Biden versus Trump. Now they
found him at Pence's. Exactly. It's everywhere. Well, no backup. So Mike Pence. Yes. Yeah.
So the story behind that is there was so much publicity about what was going on with with
Biden and them finding documents everywhere that Pence reached out to his lawyer and said,
hey, man, can you make sure I don't have any classified documents anywhere? And he was
like, can you go look to see if I have anything that I shouldn't have? Because Pence is like
the ultimate upstanding guy. He really is in theory, like almost nauseatingly. But anyway,
so he even Trump put that out there. Yeah, he did. Trump put a post out there. I don't
know if it's Twitter or something and saying that, you know, Mike Pence would never ever
knowingly ever. Yeah, he really is that guy. He is like the he's the guy. Him alone is
what he says. He's the guy that will not have it along right now. He will not have Trump
defending the share of him. He will not have lunch alone with a woman. Correct. Because
that is not the right thing to do. Right. I mean, he is that that hardcore. And he even
took heat for that. I did. It's like he was like, really? You can't have lunch with a
woman. He's like, I shouldn't be alone with a woman. That's not my wife. Period. And I
applaud that. I don't have a problem with that. It's not me. But if that's what he
wants to do, that's fine. So he reached out to his lawyer. He asked his lawyer to see
if he has any, you know, maybe he's gay. No, I don't believe so. I mean, I've never sucked
his dick. But I mean, we have because if you do, that's the definition. You either do or
you don't. That'll make you gay, right? Make him gay because he's not sucking. Good question.
If you get. OK, never mind. Anyway, so he asked his lawyer, his lawyer did look and
his lawyer found some stuff. So, you know, they have it. But you know, the press is going
to they're going to pounce on that. I think the FBI, I think the FBI should raid Pence's
house and break down his door and his windows and come in. You know what? Let him do it.
Just like it didn't. But if they do, they fired. You know, bring it out. You know, what's
it? Michelle Obama was on one of the the the the night the nightlife shows in the God damn
it, the host, the guy that was making fun of Trump's wife, Melania. I would say D.
Kober. No, it was no matter. Anyways, the joke was Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, that fucker.
He was he was like saying to Michelle Obama, you know, we're going to wrap a present or
if you're going to use any of the top secret papers to wrap the president is a joke. And
Michelle Obama was like, we don't have any of those documents at our house. If we did,
Barack will be probably tucked away in some some jail, some prison. You know, by now,
I guarantee there's classified documents in the Obama House. I think every president has
them every single year. Seriously. Oh, and then what they say. Oh, oh, oh, this is my
favorite. Who's the girl on the view? No, not open. We'll be whoopie whoopie whoopie
Goldberg fat ass whore. Wow. Wow. Sorry. Farting whore. Yeah, that's not what she fart. Oh,
she's a fucking barnyard animal. Wow. It's not what I said. But anyway, she farted. So
listen, listen, listen. Yeah. So when the document scandal hit, she was like, like totally
like defending Biden and said that, well, all the documents that Biden had, he declassified
when he was VP. He's not allowed to do that. You can't. You can't declassify anything.
You can't have declassified shit as a VP. She's such a fucking piece of shit. I mean,
you know, did anyone call her out on that? And you know what makes me so mad? They just
lie. They lie and lie and lie. The power of suggestion and their platform they have, the
view it's viewed by millions and millions and millions of people. It is. It is. It is.
Unfortunately, women especially. And they just lie and lie and lie. And it just. It's
hard to keep it. They keep it running. They need to be fucking whacked. Wow. Wow. Fuck
them all. They didn't bring Barbara Reed. Is that that bitch's name? Wow. No, Joy Behar.
They don't even whacked. They need to. Did you finish your blade and bow? They. Oh, OK.
Yeah, there we go. Yeah, never mind. No, they don't need to be whacked. They have to be
drug out in the fucking streets and beat the shit out of. OK, they bring back Barbara Walters
and put that show back in where it needs to be. Yeah, it's not where it's not where she
I think I think they should bring her back and Betty White and Betty White. I think those
two should probably co-host it. They they they need to step away from politics. It's
unbelievable what they get away with. Fucking bacon cakes and suck it. Never. That's what
they need to stick to. I've never watched the show. I've seen snippets. You know, is
the whole thing politically driven? Not all of it. I've never watched it. Some of its
interviews they bring it. They bring a person in every time and they talk about that to
that person. They interview them and they're like, well, what do they mean? They talk.
It's like this. It's like this. I mean, they just they just bullshit. They talk. Well,
so so we're the view. Well, no, we're not. We're not. We're not. It's like blatant lies
about everything. We don't talk. I mean, especially ancient aliens. I talk about an eight inch
fucking 30 foot pole, you know, eight inch with the with the penis head on top. Is that
a Beidos rocket? What are you talking about here? What is he getting? What is he up to
these days? Have we seen anything? I thought he was going to buy the commander. He's the
latest. That's Bezos. That's Bezos. I was thinking Betacuck. Oh, that's what I meant.
I meant Bezos the whole time. I was saying Beto. God, how he's going to sell the Washington
Post so he could buy the commanders. Try the commanders. What the football team? The Washington
Reds. Yes. Yeah, the Redskins. Because Dan Snyder is going to get chased out. He's getting
too much pressure. Yeah. But Beto, you talked about Beto. Beto. You know, it's interesting.
There are two people that will never be elected. It's Beto and Abrams. That's Abrams. And
both of them, they just continue to put them out there. All right. Let me tell you something
consuming millions of dollars. Abraham Lincoln went through 15 years. I don't know. What
do you mean? I don't think it's the same. I don't think it's the same. Hold on. Abraham
Lincoln went 15 years of campaigning year after year after year. And he was finally
recognized as someone. He was finally recognized as slavery was wrong. Right. Yeah. But news
didn't travel quite as quick back. Yeah. Well, not 15 fucking years worth. I don't think
it's a fair analogy personally. I don't know. Well, all I'm saying is that it takes a while
sometimes to for things to. I don't want him to. But I'm just saying failure isn't necessarily
something you should accept. If massive. If Texas, if Texas gets blue enough, it can happen.
Oh, God. We're fucking turn a blue. I mean, I don't know. Right now, I feel like I feel
like I felt like it was turning blue and now it's been like stopped. I'm not saying it's
been a red push back, but I feel like the red push has stopped. Well, I think I'd be
an overly optimistic. Well, I think the I'm hoping. But the folks we got a nod from the
producer. Well, I think the folks from California that are coming here are not the libs we necessarily
think they agree. There are some that are coming. Well, yeah, the libs. Well, they left
California for a reason. Yeah, because they're upset about the regulations and upset about
the bullshit legislation that they're doing. You know, I'm excited about paying five million
dollars per block for for every black citizen in certain cities for reparations. Five million
dollars a piece. Did you see they're trying to pass a tax now? It's called a wealth tax.
Global wealth tax that will tax people who. Moved out of California had money before they
moved out. Yeah. So if you lived in California, how can they cross county lines like that?
Yeah, they're saying it's unconstitutional. It's unconstitutional. Use no taxation without
representation. If I don't live there, I can't vote. So you can't represent me. Yeah, but
they're saying you were living here and it's a retroactive type of wealth tax. Oh, it's
bullshit. Total bullshit. How are they going to do that? They can't. It won't fly. Other
states are trying to do it, too. It's not because they're broke. I know. Stop your spending.
So so it's not a tax problem. It's a spend problem. Yeah. Do you remember? Do you remember
when they had that massive rain like they went to like 10 days of rain? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
There was an estimate. They have horrible storms right now. I mean, there was there
was an estimated thirty five trillion gallons of water dropped on the state of California.
None of it was harvested. Ninety five percent went out to the ocean. Ninety five percent
because they didn't plan. They don't they don't have the means to play. That's right.
There's a couple of reasons. First off, they have no reservoirs. They have no reservoirs.
The reservoirs they do have. The floodgates are open to a large degree because of the
fish, the fish in the Delta, the tiny little fish that Trump was dogging them about. That's
a big part of it. Of course, in urban in urban areas, they have no reclamation infrastructure,
meaning they have these giant. I mean, you've seen them like in the Terminator Terminator
movies, a giant cement. Oh, yeah. So the tracks and the race. Oh, yeah, exactly. Hundred
percent totally on the motorcycle doing the boom boom boom boom with the one armed Terminator.
That was awesome. Anyway, so all that water just they have no way to reclaim it. And so
I know we're just idiots and it goes right out to the ocean. Right. Yes. And meanwhile,
that would have been if they had harvested a small percentage of it, it would have been
enough water to sustain them for 10 years. They're idiots. They're idiots. I'm sorry.
I mean, it's water management. It's forest management because all the fires out there
because they don't want to disrupt the cockroach. You have Ellen degenerate that posted some
sort of little video. There was all this water that was just running, flowing violently and
people were running out there and scooping it up and she was like, standing there, the
guys pray for us. No, she's like, you know, I can't believe you don't pray for California
with all this shit going on, you know, with the water because it was violently running
right. I mean, that's real. I mean, that is all throughout the country when there was
massive flooding. That's a bad thing. So, yes, I agree with that. But keep going. No,
that was basically it. So you're like criticizing her for being upset about flooding. It wasn't
flooding. It was dying and floating around. That's no, it was. It was upside down. It
was the not happening. This is happening because of humans. Comment, I believe. Yeah, I know.
This is why it's doing this. And that's the problem. I drive a car. That's the problem.
We we become desensitized and and have a lack of compassion. Right. When horrible things
happen in California, just like horrible things happen everywhere. Right. And the Mississippi
floods, the things disasters happen all over the country. Right. But we have compassion
there and we lack compassion for California. And they've done it to themselves. I know.
Because they and maybe they do. Maybe they don't. But they always talk about landslides,
right? Landslides that wipe out this and that. Or or like you said, forest fires because
they didn't manage their forests or or, you know, I don't know about the flooding. I mean,
there's nothing you do about flooding other than having reservoirs. Right. And stuff like
that. Oh, yeah. But you know what? But isn't that true, though? We don't we sit back and
go well, you know, California, they brought it on themselves. They've been irresponsible
with their money. You know, they collect taxes and they pay. They pay out irresponsibly.
And this reparation thing is an example of a microcosm of the stupid ass spending they're
doing. Yeah. You know, the the spending on micro hyperdermic needles for the drug fucking
epidemic they have and say, hey, we're going to you can go in California right now. You
can go to these little clinics and you can pick up everything that you need to go get
fucked up for free. I can pick up needles. I can pick up the little rubber things to
get a little alcohol swabs, alcohol swabs, cotton swabs, cotton balls, you know, that
they charge you five dollars a cotton ball. And if you go to the doctor's office and they
look at your bill, you like five dollars a cotton ball. Holy shit. Really? Oh, by a hundred
for the rebel charge, fifty dollars for a cotton ball. They had five more on. It's it's
absolute. Then they had 20 percent and 20 percent. Right. That was an unsolicited, unprovoked
attack. Sorry. Keep going. No, no, but it's well deserved. So yeah. So they they needles
and whatever you need. Oh, my God. It's just irresponsible spending. It's irresponsible
cutting. Hey, let's spend here. Let's let's cut the fucking police. I believe so that
they can no longer have a CVS. They believe it's ridiculous. The solution to every problem
is to spend money. Is government is government and to spend money. They have misguided solutions
to every problem. I mean, not probably, probably not every problem because we don't we were
probably not privy to every, you know, to every problem they're trying to solve. But
they but but maybe doesn't it seem like they just constantly come up with the wrong government
solution to just about every problem. Well, they keep voting that way. And they just well,
the people don't vote for shit. Meaning the people aren't voting for that legislation,
but they're voting for the people that make that. That's what I mean. Over and over. That's
what I mean. Why again, you had a chance to recall Gavin Newsom and they didn't. Why didn't
you do it? I don't understand. Well, I mean, they've had a vote. That's why they didn't
know. That's what I mean. They keep voting for that mindset. So they keep putting them
in there. So that this is your fault. So how are they? Is it brainwashing? Is it just I
just think they just don't know. They're so entrenched. They're so because they're not
affected by it. A lot of these folks are not affected by it. But a lot of folks are. You
know, you're starting and you're starting to see, you know what? You got to ask yourself
these Dominion machines involved in this voting. I mean, there was something shady about the
recall. I remember there being some, you know, ballot harvesting and all that kind of bullshit.
But going back to your point, it's about whether or not you're affected or not. Right. So the
whole drought thing, the whole drought thing, who does that affect the most urban or rural?
The farmers. Rural. 100% rural. Right. So absolutely affects them more than anybody else. So where
does all the votes come from? The city. Urban. Right. So I don't think they care about when
when when and this has been going on for a decade, this whole letting water go out to
the ocean because they're, you know, trying to keep this one fish from going. They're
going to start caring now because I mean, you know, the eggs are going up in price.
It's not that that's related to the water. But you have other other prices that are exponentially
going up. The cost of farming, you know, the carrots, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, these
products are all going up in price because the cost to maintain them with the water is
outrageous. You would think so. But you know what? They're OK spending six dollars a gallon
of gas and they they just don't. They're not OK. Why are they not revolting? They're not
asking. They don't know any better. Why are the people not revolting? California free
needles. I could shit in public and they can sit right outside of Nancy and the smart ones,
the smart ones are leaving. Correct. Joe Rogan, he's he's living life large in Austin, Texas.
And he loves it. I think he's gone. I think he I think he still has some liberalness to
him, but I think the more he's here, he gets he gets freedom. He gets economic. Well, it
is economic liberty. The more he leans to the right. Right. Well, leading to the right
is kind of normal. I mean, I mean, it is. I mean, you have to be a self-absorbed idiot
to really want total government role. I mean, that's no fascist. No, look at AOC. She was
total government. No, they again, it's an ideology, right? If they want green energy
and they want this and they want that and they want the they want all these things as
part of their ideal, idealistic platform. And the only way to get it is with government
is with government. Government is the only way they have the power to do it. And so they
were on board with having giving the government the power to do that because they just believe
in those green things. They got to get rid of the government because the the few can't
the the the you know, agreed. I'm tired of paying for others. You know, the the the masses
are slowly but surely moving over to the few because I mean, we're equal. I think we look
at our youth. Why do we keep losing elections? Well, the youth. Well, because the power is
still because of the media, because of the fraud. There's all kinds of shit. I mean,
I don't know. I'd like to throw stones and say that's a medium fraud. Well, the media
is absolutely slanted. And if they're part of education, I think part of its education.
Well, it's it's sure it's a huge campaign on all fronts. And who's the one in charge
of all that? You know, Joe Biden, there there are folks out there that say that fucking
China owns half in fucking Saudi Arabia and all the other half when it comes to our goddamn
government. I don't know. Nobody knows. Well, the thing that's well, speaking of China,
this doesn't necessarily relate to China, but the shooting that happened out in Monterey
Park, where the two shootings were the guy. The one I'm talking about is in Monterey Park,
the guy California, California, where they wanted a lunar. Well, it's the Chinese New
Year, Chinese New Year, Chinese New Year celebration. And the guy went in there and killed 10 people
and immediately jumped all over white supremacy, white supremacy, white supremacy, got assault
weapons and it ends up being mass shooting occurred in Monterey Park, California, United
States. The government killed 11 people and injured nine others and a dance studio. Yeah,
it was a big party. The ballroom dance to it after an earlier day. A lunar New Year festival
was out in the West Street. Correct. But Chuck Schumer, who else did it? There's a bunch
of politicians who chef came out and said, oh, yeah, this is white supremacy. A bunch
of people come out and says we cannot tolerate white supremacy. This is killing everyone.
It's racist. Yeah, because they thought it was a hate crime against Asian descent. So
what was it? It's a 70 72 year old Asian old Asian man. Both shootings were old Asian men.
There's actually three that now. Yeah. And what what was the weapon? I don't know. I
don't know what the weapon was. I don't know. Because they always say shooting. They always
say it's an assault rifle, you know, and all that kind of stuff. Right. So so I found it
so funny. Me a third shooting. What do you mean? Well, I saw something where there's
there's been three elderly Asian shootings, 72, 68 and 63. I don't know what they all
are. But they I find it. There's no repercussions when they come out and say before they even
know an hour out, they like it's a white guy who killed a bunch of Asians. All they got
to do is they print it on the fucking the back of the newspaper three days later and
apologize. No, no, these are the politicians saying they don't even do that. Chuck Schumer,
he's never going to address it again. Never, never goes, oh, man, I jumped to conclude
it wrong. I'm sorry. Yeah, I thought it was going to be a white guy, but it ended up being
an elderly Asian descent guy. And I'm and you know, I probably shouldn't have done it
never. Those are words never spoken by somebody who just jumps out and comes up with just spouting
bullshit. Right. And look at all they were all old people. Look at that. Well, I wonder
if it was a senior's gathering. It had to be fifty seven sixty two sixty three sixty
five sixty seven seventy. I wonder if sixty four sixty eight seventy two. Wow. We're still
trying to determine the motive, but they don't know. I wonder if it was like a senior group
and somebody was here or something like that. Yeah. Somebody was angry at them for excluding
him. Maybe, maybe. I don't know. I'm going to kill you. I don't know. Maybe they'll never
know because I killed himself. So maybe he lost in my genre. I don't know. I like playing
that game. Have you? Have you played it? Yeah. Not like on a computer game, not like with
actual tiles. You know, I've got the game with tiles. Oh, really? I do. I want to play
that. I don't think I know exactly how to play. It's just a match game because I know
it's got the different wins. And I've always been super fascinated by that game. No, I
don't know all the tiles, what they mean or do they have certain powers? The computer
games is just a match game. Yeah. Match this symbol with this symbol. OK, no, wait. It's
more like my understanding is more like gin rummy where you have runs. You have runs of
things and stuff like that. You know what? I'm going to I'm going to pull that out and
I'm going to read the instructions and I'm going to see if I can find another another
couple to play that game. Yeah, because I feel you guys like games like that. What?
Gin rummy and my Jean. I don't know if I've played gin rummy years ago. I couldn't even
tell you how to play this heart. It's a heart. But I mean, yeah, those are. How about dominoes?
Dominoes. I never played dominoes. Are you kidding me? Dude, dominoes. We're having a
dominoes because you can play with three guys. You can play with dudes like us. There you
go. Can I tell you, I'll tell you the big game. I have to have four. It's four people
for dominoes. Unless you're playing chicken's foot. I thought it was five. You know, it's
four. So I'm pretty sure. No, I don't. I don't think you can. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm confident we are. No, I think it's five. I think it's four. No, it doesn't matter.
You can have three. And he's like, we can play with three. No, we can play with three
because really you just get all. We actually have no idea. I played dominoes. There's a
game called Chicken's Foot, which is played with dominoes. That's a that's a band with
anybody who can play that by any number of people. I think you're thinking of chicken's
foot. No, I'm not. You might be. I'm thinking plain bones. I'm playing thinking about that's
for a hundred percent for people. Two teams. No, it's one of the two. It's two teams of
two. I can promise you that. It's not though. We play that down in Alabama. The game we
used to play was was Euker. You guys ever play Euker? Euker. Bob Euker. No, this is
called Euker. We played that when I was a freshman in college. We'd be up all night
playing that Euker. Euker with cards. Yeah, it's a card just from nine up. And it was
a blast. We love playing board games. We played spades, played, played for hours every Friday.
It was get drunk, play spades and go to mid that yellow. It takes a spade is awesome.
Pictionary is awesome. Trivial pursuit. Oh, my gosh. It's a tail end of of January already.
Yeah, the next time we get together, it's going to be February of 2023. Yes. Yes. All
right. Well, we've got a big night. I got a big night ahead of me. I have a little work
to do. Well, you have some Apex, an Apex championship. We're slammed with work. So I've got a I've
got a report I'm on the tail end of. I just want to push it out the door tonight. So I
can play a long day tomorrow. So you can play Apex tomorrow. It's not about Apex. Yeah.
And depending on how much you play, you'll be like, sorry, guys, I can't. Well, you said
you have a I can't actually tomorrow at six. I do have an inspection. That kind of sucks.
You know, it's going to be covered in snow. I think they're going to cancel. It's inside.
So it's all right. Inside on the roof. It's not the roof. You know, my wife called me
just like Mr. Producer broke in with broken breaking news. It's snowing. My wife called
me and I had to leave the table and she was like, that's what you know. Snowing. Do you
know I'm on the podcast? Excuse me. And I'm like, oh, my God, woman, what have you done?
It's snowing Frisco, Texas. Dudes like us. I'm Sean. I am Paul and I'm Jeff. Mr. Producer,
good night. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not going to stop until Mr. Producer says
that I'm Austin. Or the dog bitches.