I have one.
Oh, you have one.
Yeah, what?
What?
No, I have one story.
You know what?
It's dudes like us.
It's the second half and I got a story about Preston, my son.
He said he's got one.
What?
We have to guess what that was.
He said he said two, but here's the thing.
I was non-college.
We're all sitting at the table.
Yeah, we're eating.
We're eating.
And young men.
Those are guys that sort of sitting there or if we're going to work with.
Who's like, how many kids are you going to have?
How many kids are you going to have?
Preston goes, how many have two?
And we're like, that's very specific.
So two, why are you going to have two kids?
I hope because I have two eggs.
Oh, no.
So when did you transition?
Well, I felt my things down there.
And I felt two particular things.
And I knew humans.
You mentioned that you often now.
Humans came from a different source.
It's all like, you know, why?
Did I teach you this at high school?
I was like, I was actually high school.
I think I was like nine.
It was like, redtube.com taught him that.
So you sent something.
You sent an Instagram of a couple that both transitioned.
Oh, that was the most I was literally.
It was like doing a math problem.
I don't know.
You need to read it to us because I literally was trying to digest the complexity.
And you'll understand when you read it.
But I was trying to digest the complexity of how that works.
And it was literally like, well, you have to think about all of these things.
And the world that we live in now.
Yeah.
This is what it is.
Yes, do you have it?
Yes, I have it.
So it says transgender man gives birth to non-binary partners.
Baby with female sperm donor.
Wow.
He almost inflows you.
Yeah, let's break it down.
It's I did.
And I literally, she and I were breaking it down.
One piece at a time.
All right.
So transgender woman gives birth to gender man.
Let's stop there.
So that is a woman that has eggs obviously correct.
And she has transitioned to be a man.
All right.
That was easy.
It gives birth to non-binary partners.
Baby.
Non-binary means I'm not their male or female.
I'm fluid.
I can be anything I want.
Correct.
Uh, gives birth to their baby.
Right.
With female sperm donor.
Okay.
That part is what messed me up.
Yeah, because that's that's not right.
Because she identifies as a transgender.
She should be trans woman.
But he evidently or it.
No, no, fuck that.
He identified as a female.
I guess during the action.
So here's what I came up with.
It is basically a couple were both transitioned.
Yeah.
Okay.
The woman became a man.
The man became a woman.
Now I don't know if physically they changed themselves.
Right.
To where he converted his penis to a vagina.
And she created a penis out of her.
Whatever.
However, they do that.
Well, they just blow up and set out.
Yes.
Right.
That's what they figured they do.
Well, there's the picture of them.
Right.
Oh, they clearly a man in a woman.
Although they don't identify like that.
Well, I think the short one is the woman.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Oh, clearly.
I'll show her the short one.
The trans man.
So anyway.
She says so.
So if they couldn't do it physically.
Does that's fake beard?
If they couldn't do it physically because they had their
themselves altered, then that means that they took her sperm.
He's a guy.
He's a man.
They took his sperm and they did in vitro.
Right.
Is that was that was that?
I thought the producer is summed it up and put it on the screen for you.
Two people would mental.
Two people with a mental illness have kid.
You know what?
That's another way of phrasing that.
Anyway, I laughed my ass off when you sent that.
And I did a lot of, I did a lot of trying to figure out how that one.
Oh, sure.
It's some venn diagrams.
Yeah.
Venn diagrams were in the end.
I said one with the lady that warned her a little extra money.
But doing this extra.
Vegetarian Sally.
I didn't read that one.
I didn't get to it.
So let's just story behind that one.
Well, there was a short video.
And I think it's only fair to play some.
Well, yeah.
Because you don't really don't need to see the video.
Because there's no video really.
Well, the video is she's a large woman.
And she's explaining something.
Yes, her her side gig.
Her side gig.
Yes.
All right.
Well, let's let's get that key.
I don't remember.
I'm sure I'm going to regret this.
We text so many things tonight.
I'm going through here.
Oh, you get it.
Hold on.
Thank you.
So let me.
There we go.
I'm going to go.
There's not so many things on there.
I don't have a problem,
So you know, we both sang together,
certain weitests and here.
Yes.
I have everything that's in it.
I mean, things aren't going to be all that.
And then.
But we couldn't say it or live the north side.
Cause some of them are so in constant steps.
And if there's only two inputs.
But they're all복.
And if not, it's rewarding.
Some of them, they're definitely going to have signature.
Yeah, and all of that are going to be going to be going to be four rounds.
I'm sitting like on people because I went to jail so like you have to shoot
and run a people when you're in a cell.
So I went to jail for peppers spraying someone.
Why did you pepper spray?
Because you were trying to fight me and I don't fight because that's
ratchet and I'm like a grown woman.
Guys will pay me to pay.
Because that's ratchet and I'm a grown woman.
Yeah, let's get back to people pay her to shit on bad.
I'm gonna poo.
No, diarrhea as well.
Oh, good.
Did you get it?
That part?
You get paid extra.
They pay her to stay over the weekend so she can have the runs on them.
It just blast her ass out.
All right.
Well, hold on.
Let's just make up for a second.
Pressing.
I don't get it.
Did you get a story, there sir?
You're the one that sent it.
Have you experienced that?
A bell like somebody's shitty numb my chest.
Yeah.
Very slow.
No, no, no.
What I was going to say, you started off the podcast with the store.
No, no, no, no.
You can't go off this there.
You're the one that sent it.
Yeah, you're the one that sent it.
You're the one who brought it up.
I was like, I saw one hit reverse on this fucking thing.
I mean, if you see the video, I mean, she looks like she's a mesh.
It's like tattoos across the eyebrows and she's she's probably three times the size
that she needs to be correct.
And you can sell that every time she does poo, it's probably the size of a baby hip
a part of this.
It's just voluminous.
You can imagine the the the the vulgar post taco burrito eating and some it that's I don't
I don't understand the fascination.
That's a sexual fetish to be shit on.
That's about to scatter and it's called scat.
Yes.
I mean, that's the golden shower is the urine thing.
And we don't have to just not dive into this.
Well, we talked about fetishes in the past.
I think we've kind of avoided the the scat fetish that shit fetish.
Oh, that's a good reason.
There is probably a good reason for that.
I haven't really pinpointed what it is, but there's probably a good reason.
I think we've talked about it.
Two girls in one cup video that I have never seen.
I don't want to say I have two.
Two chicks one cup.
And it's basically, you know, this girl has a goblet.
It's like a scooter.
It's like a beer scooter.
Oh, no.
And the skill is like it's not even like a normal shit.
It's almost like a soft circle.
I got that.
And she's like, it's like a little dairy queen.
You pull the little handle down.
It just, it's just a spint.
I literally tasted it.
And it's like, she's got the cup and she's like swirling it.
And it fills this thing up.
And they're like, and you think it ends right there.
It puts it in.
It's pretty.
Wow.
Well, you think it ends right there.
But it does.
Then they eat it.
Oh.
And then shit in a cup and they ate it.
So that was like something that went around where it's like, oh,
you sent that to a buddy and you're like, oh, let's see.
Let's go.
Oh, just an afternoon.
Do they?
They deleted that from the internet.
And so, well, then there is another one that came out.
That was two kids, one sandbox.
And let me tell you about that one.
So that is, that is two individual dults in a sandbox.
And there is a candle being inserted the tip of a penis that it's a normal size candle
that widens at the end of it.
And then that wasn't enough.
So then a screwdriver was brought in.
Dude, why are we doing this?
Stop.
Why do you want to do this?
I don't know.
I vaguely remember watching it.
I don't think I'm really watching it all the way.
I think I skipped through it.
Yeah, you probably know the brand.
I was probably like, the Walt Screwdriver or something.
God, this is so cool.
It's like a little bit of a strange image.
It's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.
The one listener we have just flush the toilet.
Yeah, we lost.
Well, I think it's a matter of, you know, we talked about mental people.
It's a method.
That's going to be a mental disorder having people shit on your Instagram channels up your
dick hole.
Dick hole, but whole, whatever.
I'm serious.
That's what he said.
Yeah, no, I mean, it all the way to the screen.
You're a reticur.
It's like you're a reticur.
You're a reticur.
You know what, you know, and you, you gotta, you gotta start cutting off the friends
that send that shit to you.
That's, that's, you know, I have a friend that's sending the B.B.D.
Right?
We're not in the big, the big black dick guy.
Yeah.
You know, we had the, we had the freeze this last week or whatever.
And he sends that, he sends up things as, you know, weather bulletin, you know,
the here's what's coming, governor Abbott, emergency, something, something here's, here
the zip code's going to be most affected.
Please click.
And I'm a fucking moron.
And I clicked and sure enough, there he is.
Big, big.
I thought you were talking about me.
I didn't send that.
So you know, you didn't talk about me.
I was like, no, but sure enough, I clicked on it and B.B.D.
And then I responded to him.
He said, thank you for being our reliable weather, you know, weather person that we can,
you know, oh, it just drives me nuts.
Was he the form of a cloud or was it the original?
No, that's the best one I've ever, the best one I've ever seen is guys, you, you
have to see this weather radar, you know, this is a storm that just hit us.
Check out this weather radar, B.B.D.
Floating through the radar in, in like cloud form.
Oh, yeah, different colors.
That one was the best one I've seen yet.
And then there's other ones where you have to zoom in.
It's like a, a B, a B on a flower.
And it said that to me and I was like, I don't get it.
You like, did you zoom in?
I was like, no, we're supposed to zoom in.
Yes, oh, that was a so clever.
I mean, I know it's so disgusting.
We get exhausted by it and the poor guy dead, right?
He's making no money on this deal.
Always family isn't.
Oh.
Anyway.
So obviously, I'll talk to about it a lot because I'll know he's dead.
I don't, I didn't know he's dead.
So, well, how did we know that?
How did you know that?
I think Jeff, you're the one that knew that.
I read you what you had when it was named when those, his, his, he went by the stage
name of wood.
Why can't imagine one?
This is, he was a porn star.
And it was an article and all those memes were going out.
There was an article about him saying this is who he actually is.
And all by the way, he died five years ago.
Oh, no.
Kind of a thing.
So, that's how I know.
And he became, oh, man, it's been mega famous for his own piece after the four
after that.
You know, we want to change something.
Well, you're about to make it sad with the bills player.
Oh, he's just brought it up.
And we watched him running a football last night.
And since the days were just killing it, you know, just like, I thought they were going
to win the game.
Oh, my God.
It was only 73 in the first quarter.
But they're driving.
And who?
That was, that was a mess, guys.
That was, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a gentleman named Darlin, Darlin, Darlin, or Demar, Demar, Demar, and
Carmen Hillman Hillman.
So what was really interesting about that whole family?
Yeah, Samar.
Yeah.
The interesting thing about that whole thing is cameras couldn't catch what they were
doing when they were working on him.
And you know, they were trying.
Because both teams created like a human barrier around him.
Well, a lot of the doctors did too.
The first that started off with just to guys and blew the doctors, the medical staff.
And then the players grouped around them.
But that means that both teams were like intimately right there seeing what they were
doing.
And it's not, I don't know if you guys have ever witnessed.
I think Sean, you said you have.
If you have the unfortunate experience of watching somebody get CPR, it's not pretty.
I mean, they, like you said, it's violent.
Oh, it's very violent.
It's supposed to be violent.
If you're not trying to hit the heart started, that's right.
If you're not breaking ribs, you're not doing it right.
I mean, you literally have to have enough compression in that chest cavity to squeeze the
heart to pump it and you've got to get through rib cage to do it.
And so if both those teams witnessed that and then they witnessed the paddle thing, that's
not fun either, where you see the chest.
They're arching.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's they know that that young man is fighting for his life.
Yeah.
And they were balling.
Are you saw the reaction?
You guys saw the same reaction.
We, yeah, I did.
Yeah.
And what's frightening is it's a freak play because it's, and Steve had called it at the
same time because he learned about it when he was going through Petabank Fairbank School.
Oh, nice.
And it's the, I don't know, exactly.
Comodial, more to more something like that, where you get hit hard enough in the stern.
I think you texted something about it last time.
Yep.
You get hit in the sternum hard enough at the right time between these.
It stops your heart.
The perfect frequency.
It just kind of like, it's, it's a fantastic sense.
And he got hit by a shorter pad right in the chest.
And you could say it there.
You could see him kind of go like that.
And it was not a vicious hit.
It was not a major hit.
It was a normal looking hit.
Yeah.
It's my fact he wasn't even the one making the tackle.
Well, his teammate was making the tackle.
The guy was going down.
And he was kind of in front of him and the guy kind of fell into him.
Right.
It's the way I saw it.
And then it stood up because he was happy that the tackle was.
It would made and he'd just stuff grabbed his helmet and he'd throw it back.
Oh, because his heart, his heart probably jiggled.
When I say jiggled, it was spasming and then it stopped.
And so when that happened, he just fell down.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Because you know, there's, I mean, he moves and stuff where people's heart stops.
You know, some dudes stick and sword and some of them straight through their heart.
And they're like, all right.
Well, and they're alive for another minute or two.
Right.
That's like what happened in what two seconds.
Yeah, that's, that's kind of what I'm getting at.
You know, I'm like, why?
So at that point is, is it a stroke?
I mean, what caused him to pass out blackout?
I mean, that's why I'm like, I don't understand that.
First off, the movies are totally jacked.
If you, if you take a blade through the heart and your heart stops beating, you are
instantaneously not getting oxygen to the brain.
Which is what, that's why he passed out.
So when you're, when you, if you get, if your heart stops, you don't have two or three
minutes to die.
No, no, no.
No.
There's massive heart attacks.
But I'll call Hats, a massive heart attack, and he died where he stood.
He fell to the right this hallway.
Dead for the underground.
Yeah.
Well, it's likely that the heart was already not delivering oxygen a bottle.
When I say, I mean, within seconds.
Yeah.
Within seconds of the.
He got up out of his bed walked, down the hallway and just damn, yeah.
I mean, you're hard is moving blood continuously, delivering oxygen to every organ in your body
continuously. And if it stops for even a moment, I mean, your brain is going to be affected first.
Right. Right. I mean, that's why they say that that if you lose so much blood, right?
And then the organs, if there is a prolonged period of time, and it's not long,
that organs didn't receive blood, right? Maybe you're brain-did. Oxygen, oxygen. Sorry. Oxygen,
your organs start dying and they can't, they can't reverse that. You know what I mean? So then
they're organ start dying because they didn't get enough oxygen. And even though they're now
doing a blood transfusion and they're doing all this kind of stuff to get oxygen going in the body again,
it's organs are failing because it was too late. Well, they said he was down for what?
9, 10, 12, better, to whatever. Does that mean he was out without getting oxygen? No. No.
I think they started on them fairly quick, right? They came out and said,
like, so a situation like that, it takes three, which is like, this is the best case scenario,
like it happened, like on a football field to be honest because it takes like three to like,
I think four minutes per, um, it to be fatal in his situation is that if it was like,
if he didn't have CPR, like at that moment and like it could have been fatal,
what's happening? That's what he's saying. Well, he's actually only fear of him. Yep. That's
funny. Yeah. He's a little bit, he's not very excited. Like, with the oxygenated blood,
that's where we don't know. They sedated him. So this was a medically induced coma. So
so they had some bright swelling. I didn't mean to help control that. I didn't
ring that either. Yeah, they put a feeding tube in, they knocked about put a feeding tube in,
and they knocked about a feeding tube, a oxygen. A breathing tube. Breathing tube. Yes. Yes.
So help to get into the breathe. That's right. Well, I don't know if you, so
they have to put you under if they're ever going to put a breathing tube in. Well, because if you're
awake, you're going to have like a very violent, convulsive response. Well, just that you're
long, doesn't it? Correct. So if they ever going to put a breathing tube in and they do that
so that they can make sure that there's no interruption of oxygen, all that kind of stuff,
they have to put you under. So that's what they did. So they said that we're going to
put a breathing tube in. Let's put him under. You know, so that doesn't necessarily,
my point in saying that is a lot of times they put you under simply because they want to put a
breathing tube in, not because, you know, there's, you know, some sort of medically induced coma.
I know I just said that earlier, but is that make sense? Yeah, they want to make sure they
want to do a reboot essentially and replenish the organs of all the necessary oxygen and not
to gain a chance to run the breathing up and hopefully everything registers. Yeah. So that's the
outstanding thing that we're waiting on is whether or not he has the story here says his heart
stopped twice. Once the field and again at the hospital. Oh, shit. I this is new to me.
There's Uncle mentioned that, at least in the state. And the uncle spoke to reporters outside
the University of Cincinnati. On Tuesday night said he has an refuse heartstop twice once on the
field and again at the hospital. So we, I'll tell you what this unfortunate story does is it,
it really impacts everybody's, everyone takes a step back and starts to apply what's going on here
in their own life. And, you know, you have to, there are reasons why people prayer. Pray,
before games. There are, you know, please protect our players before we take on this game and
yeah. And, you know, it's just every day you have to cherish and, you know, we are family had
unfortunate thing that happened this morning. You know, one of my wife's cousins had a heart attack.
And it's just, you know, you just got to take back, you know, I could drop dead. You could drop dead.
Any of us. Anyone can do, it's like us out there can drop dead at any time. And you, you know what,
you don't have to be unhealthy. I mean, of course, the probabilities will, will point towards an unhealthy
person like me that would drop dead before someone else. But, anyone can, there are guys out there
that work out for like fanatics and our very healthy and still can drop dead. It can happen to
any of us at any given time. That's true. And so it's just, you know, prayer,
self love being a man and live in life and just being appreciative. Yeah, there it is. I mean,
not taking anything for granted. You know, it's just, you know, and here in the news this morning,
man. I mean, that was pretty crazy. Tarris cousin. Oh, does this gentleman? Uh, these 40
years younger than at least me. Right. Now, he's in the hospital being monitored. He's in the hospital
right now. Okay, being a but he's in stable condition. He's in stable and they're going to try to
get him to walk around and you said they put a stent in. They put a stent in. Yeah. So there was
obviously blockage. Usually that's how hard a tax happened. There's blockage. Yeah, but, you know,
but what about, I mean, this is something that, this is something, obviously accumulates over a long,
an extended period of time. Correct. So when you do have blockage, you know, this is kind of a
medical question. You know, when you do have blockage, I mean, do normally is the normal procedure
where you start to get high blood pressure, do the blockage. You have to get these whole body scans.
They scan your heart and look for those things. You've heard about those body scans.
So like a blood stress test? No, they actually scan your blood vessels and look for those
blood vessels. Yeah. And they can do like an ultrasound on the neck and stuff like that with the,
yeah, the carotids in other areas. Yes. They're measuring, they're measuring the lining of major
arteries and seeing if there's build up. That's exactly what they're doing. Measuring for build up.
Yeah. Because they're assuming that if you got build up in some of those, you know,
obvious places where they can check that you've got build up. So those, a cluster of pills that
people take, do those pills? I mean, I know they decrease the ability for it to, to continue to
accumulate and adhere to the blood vessels. But what does it do to the cluster all that is
already on the blood vessel? Does it go and start to decrease that? Does it work in reverse?
I don't know if the medicine does, but, you know, there is definitely a smarter diet in exercise,
start to tear that stuff down. Yes. You can reverse. You can reverse build up in plaque
in your in your in your arteries and stuff. Well, 2023 has got to be smarter year. It's got to be a smarter
mirror. I've, I've, I'm going to pledge a pound a week, you know, or half pound a week. I don't care,
you know, a ham. No, a body weight. You know, I think that's acceptable. I think that,
you know, you want to lose a pound a week? I think that's, I think that's doable. That's 52
pounds. No, it's only as you want to doable. But I feel like once you get started, I mean,
it'll be more than a pound after a week is, is possible. I don't think it's starting
to about a pound a week would be a long time. It's a common misconception that like the age is such a
big play and like losing weight and all that. But like, I think it's a wrong, the bad. Well,
I'm just, I'm such a fanatic about watching people on YouTube and all that. And yeah, it slows down
your career of metabolism rate and all that. But what you can do is that it comes to the point
where it's like, if you have a, I had an exo spreadsheet that had the calories and everything that
I did. And I ate the same meal for almost a month every day and I would give myself maybe
Saturday. I would go and I'd have a chie-meal, only a meal, not a cheat day. And it was right before
summers ended or started last semester. And it was insane because I had never looked away
I've ever looked before. And I feel like as a, you know, 20 year old, I have a pretty slow metabolism
where it compared them all of my other friends and all that. Yeah. And so like if I eat like a lot
in a weekend, I'm not going to look, I like you'll see it immediately. And all my other friends like,
I mean, Steven in particular, he can go eat whatever you want for a while. It doesn't matter.
It's a high metabolism boom boom boom. Yeah. But what I'm saying is that if you really, like, I was
like, I didn't drink that month. I didn't do anything. And the way I looked at the end of that,
it was insane because I never thought I could ever look like that. And in like meeting you
loft weight, I mean, you don't know you. You can't wait. So I mean, if you're consistent and then
I was also like really in track with the numbers. I mean, I took a picture in the mirror and I was like,
wow. And then I looked back at it. I think like I'm one thing. I was like, man, that was like the best
up I ever looked in my entire life. So that's where all the naked selfie started? Yes. Yes, that's
what I'm saying is like, when you lose weight like that, does it affect your penis size? No,
but it does affect your testosterone. And I noticed that because when you cut out more carbs
and you're diet and you start eating like ground turkey and all that, there was a Huawei
only a ground turkey. And then I decided one day it's like ground beef. And then I fell my test.
I literally could feel my testosterone the day I, a ground beef. And I was like, wow,
I feel like I felt like I felt like healthy. I said, no, I felt like a man. I was like, man,
my testosterone is at the gym. I like started lifting. I think I was in carbon.
I think I was in carbon. Yeah. Like I feel like that difference of red meat that I got there
was just like insane. Like I swear beef has opposed to frontal turkey to the other. Interesting.
Pink feet. No, I was just like literally like I was being ground turkey for every meal.
Didn't have anything else to had like eggs, but as soon as I got the ground beef, that's when like,
yeah, I remember I had the gym that day and that was the best workout I had in a fat minute.
So that's not a protein thing because both of them have healthy, healthy amount of protein.
It's just like the protein. It's like the meats. It's like,
yeah, what? What is? I don't know what that is. I've taught my head.
The reason why it has red meats or why it's red compared to like, I mean, I don't, I don't,
I don't really don't know. I think it's because like the animal has more testosterone in it than
like a turkey would. I guess or like the past down of like hormones because the cows have, uh, what is the
the hormones? Yeah, we have the hormones. No, there's something to the hormones.
But is this stuff you give us steroids? I have steroids. I mean, full maybe. Well, I don't know if it's like GMO stuff.
For a little bit. But what I'm just saying about the other is that after you eating the beef,
you you you physically felt strong resilient. Yeah, but they're just that's starting to
knock a shit out. That's just not the point where I'm trying to make. I'm trying to say like,
so if you're like really like, one, it's just be healthy. You know what I mean? It's easy. You make the
Excel spreadsheet even though it's hard. I mean, yeah, you know, it's simple. Like not easy. Not easy to do.
Yes, but it's simple. Yeah, it was to the point where like, I mean, I was craving oil. Like I was just,
I wanted like olive oil. I wanted grease to the point because I was eating so healthy for so long. That was like,
the second I get my cheat meal. Is it? I mean, I would still, I was so, the
basically what I was eating, I was like in the morning, it was eggs and oatmeal. And then so that's not bad.
And then, um, because your body needs all kinds of stuff. It needs the right and
prop. Yeah. And then I, well, it's also taking vitamins, vitamins of big thing. I was taking, like,
I was eating turkey, ground turkey and sweet potatoes for dinner. And then in the middle of like,
I'd have two chicken breasts. And like, there's not a lot of carbs in that. There's really
a lot of sweet potatoes. That's what it boils down to. Low carb is what you're talking about.
Yeah. And so the way I was getting my carbs is the oatmeal, the sweet potatoes, and then in my
protein shakes, I would ground up oatmeal as well. And so then you like calculate like how much
calories you burnt in a day. Right. And then also I would account like how much I would go work out for
but yeah, like it is, I'm like, I don't want to be like lipping it up. But we're not going to
well, I mean, we need you. You're fine. You're fine. Keep going. Actually, we can adjust you later.
I'd rather be able to leave you. I was leaving Steven deep through. I think Paul's. Yeah, that's why I
had the screen here. Now you're, well, that's a good wine. So it's bright and it's true. It's different.
Maybe that would ever. Okay. Okay. Those are worried. But you know what?
You know what? Everything is fucking weirding. I saw them do it too. And we, you know, you hear
about all these different diets. You hear about all these different workout, you know, ways to work out.
All these different fasting and this and then all this kind of shit. It's all bullshit. That's,
so consistently what I keep going back to. And these are new articles that come out. Right.
It consistently comes back to burning more calories than you take in. That's it. I mean, that's the only
thing. So that's like the one thing. There's the videos out there where it's like, oh, get abs
in like 10 minutes. And all that. Like, I remember I used to watch those and just like, oh, no way.
It'll quick little 10 minute workout. And you're looking at them and you're like, what the fuck?
But I've got no abs. But, but like, it's, it's all fake. I mean, what you do is like,
there's calculators out there. You calculate your metabolic process. Like, you put your age in there.
You put it. And I would say from what it is from me to y'all. Like, because we all roughly weigh the same.
I'm like, 220. I've say like, maybe 300 calorie difference that y'all can't burn compared to me.
And honestly, I think that's wrong when it's talking me because I think I burn less calories
than like, Steve would. So it's all relative. Yeah. So what is very difficult to like,
pigeon us pigeonhole listen to like exactly what we are. But it's a rough estimate. So like, once you get
that, then you know, okay, I need to eat above that or the same amount, but I just need exercise.
So if you eat the same amount of how much your body processes in a day, then you're like,
if I exercise, you're in a deficit. So once you're in the deficit, you calculate, okay, if I'm
in like a, if I go work out for like 400 calories and you can track down, watch, then you
had that up in a week. And you're like, okay, well, if I worked out five times, I burned 2000 calories
that I wasn't taking in. That's right. That's all in the game basically who farted and then at the end
of the year, you'll lose weight. You will lose weight. And if you wanted to cheat me, that's how I would
calculate it. So like, I would eat in like, so you're in a 2000 calorie deficit, even more, you're
going to, and then you're going to splurge and eat like a 900 calorie cheat meal. And if that's,
that's what it is, then like, then I still have 11 hundred calories that I burned that week.
That was fucking children are dying laughing about a fart. What's wrong with you guys?
I'm listening about that. We're trying to change our lives here. I'm just saying,
these don't be easy. Who should their pants? I didn't even hear it.
It just, it's not a, it's a new fart. It just was like, I didn't see an unhealthy fart.
You know, I was smell. I just lost a pound.
I bet you pressed in your fart. Don't smell what I'll do. They can help me.
No, they, they re-code protein protein.
Okay, but then I can scratch that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
but there's, there's also like, parts, more than the average person. Yeah, 100%. But there's ways,
there's ways around it though. Like if you don't want to be like the guy that eats the vegetables all the time,
right, there's green supplements out there. Like it's not like what, you know,
I probably used to like the older age. You think about the green supplements. You think about some
older rooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How is he talking to me? I'm just saying,
when you think of green supplements, you think something's nasty. Oh, I don't want to drink it.
Well, mine tastes like blueberries and it's the one to the same nutritional fact. That green grass.
Yeah, but I have one of those. So like, well, it's got like a million different types of grasses.
And so if I take that in my mind, I'm getting the same thing that I would do if I was eating vegetables all day.
Yeah, but I'm not. I'm eating meat and I'm eating potatoes and I'm eating protein shakes every day,
but like, but I don't need the vegetables if I drink that. So it's like I still get in the vegetables.
So it's an easier way to get your veggies, right? Yeah. And so like if you don't want to go out,
because that, I mean, vegetables is like one of the one things that I like, I don't want to
prepare all the time. Is there a quality of the vegetables that may impact what it does to your body, though?
No, I mean, I imagine if you're going to get down to a fine tuning perspective, yeah,
I bet you organic, spare asparagus and this and that. Well, they say when you probably would make a difference.
Well, they say when you cook vegetables, you lose as nutrition for you. But they also say that about me.
They say that that's what liver King's big thing is. So if vegetables lose value when you cook them,
if you think about it when you cook meat, that's they lose nutritional value because all the vitamins
you're burning off and that's. But here's the thing. Keep it simple. I know, I know.
Keep it simple. If you're getting down to the nitty gritty, where you're so fine tuned with,
you've already been doing this for a couple of years. You've lost a ton of weight and you want to
get even more healthy, then you can start worrying about steaming vegetables versus, and you can
focus on organic versus. I mean, if you can tell a difference in your body, right? But right now,
dude, we wouldn't even, we wouldn't feel the difference between organic and non-organic.
I'll tell you the diet that I think that I'm going to do Julie's doing it. And it's the
most successful diet plan ever. It's weight waters. Yeah. And it works. And it's basically what
he was talking about. You put in all your biometrics, put in what kind of foods you like and
stuff like that, what your typical diet is. And it tells you you're allowed this many points. Right.
Basically, it looks at all the nutritional values. You can scan the the barcodes and it says this.
And make it as easy for you as possible. And it's going to say you get 32 points a day.
This oatmeal is five points. Yeah. So no calorie counting, no ingredients looking, no
meal preparation. If you want that, if you want that piece of pie, that's what you're going to have today.
Right. And see, it gets different when it comes to the dough. Yeah, it's great. That's great.
Right. And it works. I read that they all come back to weightwatch to say, weightwatchers is the
proven one that actually works. People lose weight on it and can maintain their weight. Because it's
easy. Correct. It's about to start eating. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. We all want to eat
healthy. Yeah. But guess what? Sunday night rolls around. And you don't have any of the shit you didn't
plan for the week. Right. Right. Oh, let me let me, let me, that example. Let's say Wednesday,
Wednesday rolls around. You didn't plan for the week. You didn't buy vegetables. You didn't,
you didn't buy stuff at the grocery store. You, it's a, what do you do? Yeah, you're cooking something
shitty or you go out and eat. I'm going to fix me a box of mac and cheese. Yep. That's, this is,
it's all about planning. It's all about planning. It's all about being on top of everything. You have
to make a commitment to plan. I can't stand thrown away leftovers. I've gotten past that because I
know, you got it. Well, I was like, I was like, you're, I was like, you're, yeah, I say, I say, I say, I say,
like, what I smoke something else, save that. And I'll save, I'll save lunch and stuff like that for the
next day, but if it sits there for any amount of time or toss it. Yeah. Right. Or if it's something bad for me,
like Steve, it comes home and fix himself a big old thing, a pasta. Right. He doesn't eat it. I throw it out.
Yeah. No. Again, it is planning your meals and eating what you plan buying it at the grocery store,
cooking it, eating what you plan. Yeah. Stick to it. I mean, it's amazing. Also to think about, like,
if you had that, there's an extra step of like, you know, you buy every single meal that you
have at the beginning of the week. I mean, first of all, you're saving a shit ton of money because
I would get by $50 a week in college and like, I don't know anybody else who's spending $50 a week in college
and having every meal you needed. But, um, and healthy. Yeah, and healthy. And I was gaining weight.
And I was getting big in, in Max's getting, getting the weights up. But, uh, oh yeah. So I mean,
that's, that's another thing. So what for 50 bucks, what were you doing? Now mind you, in addition to the
$50, where the food, you have a bunch of prepaid supplements at your eating everyday, too. Like the
powders and so, um, a good way to do. Yeah. All those proteins and supplements do add up. So the
only one is dietary is the greens and the protein itself. And like the protein itself. Yeah, that's
80 bucks a month. But if you're getting the most expensive one that I like. So like the one that I like
it fits my diet because I don't look at proteins like, oh, this is the most high value, whatever,
but I'm looking at, okay, it has enough carbs. So I don't have to go eat more rice than I need to or
all this. So it's like, if I really, so I haven't been profile. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm a real, yeah.
Yeah. I mean, realistically, but that's only 80 bucks a month. I was spending $50 a week. So that's
that's 200 bucks a month on groceries. And then, um, you would have the $80 a month on protein.
And then, a lot of the other stuff you don't really need, like I take creatine. That's just
something that, you know, you, you, and like I don't really don't explain it, but I will,
you're stacking your, you're working. You work out stacking. Well, creatine is a something
you take, which lets your muscles absorb water more. And so it expands your muscles more,
which creates microtares, which creates strength. So, but you have to drink a shit ton of water with it.
If you don't, so like, it's just like people that athletes take in, like, people that just
worked out a lot, want to get big. Creatines like this new thing that's going on.
No, no, I've heard about it too. Creatine's actually been around for a long, long time.
Well, it was probably like bad, like, I don't know. Oh, yeah, of course.
It's good now. Because we were old stupid people. It wasn't like microtares.
It was probably like, yeah, I don't know, pill four. I was macro側, it's not micro側.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just old stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, uh, yeah, I mean, I, I was just getting by with it, but, I mean, I think that one month,
where I was on top of everything, it was when Bronco was there. And the first thing in the morning,
you know, I take him out. And then I would make my meals. I would do it all, get it done.
I saw the routine. And it was an insane routine. And like, I, there was no way of breaking it.
Yeah, and like, like I said, it wasn't a painting. I didn't say the routine part, but you
right, it's planning and routine. And I think it took me two weeks to really like get into it.
And then I think I could have done that for like literally the rest of my life. It wasn't saying like,
and it's amazing. Um, I can't say this is for everybody. But like, first person said that,
you know, he can eat the same meal every day. And it's fun. I can't, too. I don't care.
It's literally. Yeah. To me, I don't care. I can eat the same thing. You know, I mean, that,
that's me. I get, I get shower on it. I need a variety too. And see, that's, that's something
that you can't expect that. Because I get kind of upset when I talk to, you know, my roommates
and they're like, oh, well, like, I don't want to eat this. I don't want to do that. I'm like,
it gives me a psych, because I know I can do it. But like, I also had to put myself in their shoes.
Oh, my God. Oh, they can't do it like that. So they're pussy. Because I want them to be healthy too.
I want my parents to be healthy too. And I know, like my mom does want to eat the same thing every
day. So it's like, I mean, I'm not going to, oh, this is the way you do it. You eat sweet potatoes
and everything. Every day. Every day. So I mean, because I like to rotate between cherry pie,
blueberry pie and chocolate pie. I don't like apple pie. Because everybody's different.
Be can pie. Be can pie. So yeah, or you can go to that. But it's, by this tremendously
large, what, to hell did you get, but anacrine by our chocolate green pie? Yes, and the, and the,
it had a orange. It was white on this. Why was like a foot tall because it's a white,
because it's not frosting. But he called the white stuff. What are you talking about? The meringue.
The meringue. You're like, bring me a piece of that pie before my food gets out here.
I did that once. Was this normal cafe? Those those up there were the,
we would. The chocolate, the concert up there. And then we were all those photos. And I want that.
Was it it was banana cream something? Whatever. I remember now.
I said, I want that before my food comes out. And you did. I wanted to make sure I had room.
And we all gave you shit for that. Exactly. That's what you can't hold for you.
You're making whatever. Yeah. Oh, it needs. And then the brigo back for breakfast. And she's like,
so would you like bacon, sausage, ham. I was like, I want them all.
Bring me the meat. Just back up, man. I want to make sure you understand what I said.
I would like all the meat. Wrong swans and style. Yeah. That's the stuff we're going to have to cut back on me.
I mean, it takes like, I honestly take some month. If you if you're clean for a month,
you don't even want that stuff anymore. That's true. Because I remember craving it. I was,
I was like so, it was basically a couple months. And then I remember I had
um, dealing with McDonalds or something. And I felt like so like so pretty. That's what I was like
a Costco hotdog. And I was like, oh my god. It's so bad for you. That's what's so interesting.
It's amazing going down and instantaneously sucks. When they hit your stomach.
The grease level or like something, the fat level, like hits your stomach. And I was like, damn,
I feel like I'm sweating grease just by standing here right now. What you call it meat sweat.
It's what it's like, yeah, it's not real. It wasn't like that. It was more like, oh,
I'm so unhealthy right now. Like, oh yeah. And like then you, you get the jet. Yeah. I'll tell you
what would to Costco with what Jeff and the one time I had it first of all, I loved that hotdog was
fantastic. It is fantastic. I think that's fantastic. And I was just like, it's a plastic
thing. It's a bug 50 with a drink. Oh, it's huge. How you turn that down? And then I stream 10 minutes
into the store. It's awful. And I'm just like something's not right. Hold on, you eat it first.
Oh, yeah. Oh, see that's where you go wrong. You got it. You got it ordered after you're done shopping.
Then you get the hotdog. Then you take it to the car and you eat it in the car. And then the
ride home is miserable. I couldn't even finish my hotdog when he came down. We went to
Costco with Jeff and Julie. That's a picture of you. And I had two and I got one down because I was
so hungry and we got in the car. To the Costco hotdog? Yeah. And I was taking down the other half and I was like,
how's it? Do you know where I could eat it? You know what's crazy?
There's a quarter pan. As I had the, I had the the Sunday to my left hand. So I was, and I forgot
to straw. So I was lip in the Sunday with my left hand and then I had the hotdog, my right.
And I just took a moment step back in the car right there. I think I farted and then I mean,
it was brutal. Like Jeff did just a while ago. Not even a wafter than it did. It did. It went straight
to me for some reason. Oh, that's a change. That's nice. I find that refreshing. You see,
when either one of you farted, it goes straight into my stomach. I got this mental image of Jeff now.
Hold that hand up. Let me. Oh, I like it. Was it like shame for? Was it a crowd? How
did you guys were like bustling a gun over here? Like how much of force were I talking about
in our life's better? Well, you are. You know what? And look, I'm telling you this,
this job, this poor kid that got hit with the football game and your uncle,
Fort slash, whatever. Ruben, having the heart attack last night, more talent.
You're a mom. Your mom sits there in text me and she's like, you need to go and do this.
You're not going to fucking die. You need to stress, test, need this. So she started barking out
orders at me. And as you know, those moments, we feel mortality. We do. Yeah.
Man, at the 24 year old kid facing death on that field. I mean, you got to think about it.
It's day three of January already. I mean, like, what do you think? Yeah. I mean, you should
have a fight with us. We've already missed the window. I've had a very productive, uh, so
I mean, you know, my biggest thing is I don't think it was bad. I black, I piece, black, I piece
off that pattern. Oh, the whole. Um, you do that. I mean, we're they fried. I went into the
garage for a second came out and I just gave me like a weird look and he was looking at me so
strangely. Look, I had, I did really good in, okay, for the, the New Jersey party,
Tert had bought some chocolate cake. Uh, I did, they catch you eating it in the garage. No,
Preston went out the garage. I took the chocolate cake out of the refrigerator and said on the
counter and I was trying to distract him because I ended up eating, I didn't eat that much, right?
I don't know. I had two fork folds. That's it. I didn't even see you eating it. Is it one of those
sort of serving forks? No, it was, it was a big, I could meet those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
the serving gigantic. I'm not slicing a turkey. No, no, I don't look, but it was funny though,
because I was trying to, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I was like he's going to catch
me and I'm busted because you know, we're having the conversation and it's just like, you know,
and first of all, I don't really eat that much sweets. I really don't. I tried to cut all that
shit out. I've never really liked it. And I told you guys why. It was that one time where
ate the shit on a Snickers bars. Right, 8 maddellens piece of cake too though.
Well, that was the secret. She was furious. There are, there are little pockets. There are,
yeah, you know, we don't. We all have weak moments. That was really weak, though. You just have a lot of
weak moments. I ate Malan's cake. She had turned around. She cut it sliced in, said that
there are all nice, permanent proper and turned around. Bam, dad showed out. It was, it's not even 10 seconds.
You're like, yeah, you're like, I'm sorry. I think she was going to top it with something.
She would buy the like three. I was going to split that with you.
Oh, man. My four kids are just not that I mean, Malan. She gets food all the time. It's like the other
day. Emily goes to the store and goes buys a bunch of fucking hamburgers and brings them home.
And I'm not eating it. I didn't eat it. So then there's a burger sitting there and I'm like,
well, someone didn't eat this burger. And you know, I am about to go for the food that's been
wasted. Oh, you got to eat it. So, you know, and Emily, the mechiko is down there and she,
like, eats half the half of a half and I'm like, well, fuck, what's the other half going to do?
Go down here. Go down here. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
I want go over there and I eat that fucking half burger. Of course. I tore it up. I tossed it.
The goddamn microwave for about 20 seconds. And I, he little did. It was delicious.
Yeah, that was a good burger place, too. 10 minutes later. Hey, Stan.
That little comes downstairs. He says, where's my burger? It says, where's my burger?
10 minutes. It may not even been 10 minutes. Yeah, it would have been cold.
Not actually by then. What do you think? Oh, coagulated. Yeah, not even that, but like I
came on the other day too. And there was there was the pizza hut cinnamon platter in molten lava cake.
Okay, this is my shit. My sister Emily. Yeah. So that's not helping. And so she can eat whatever she
wants. But I think, yeah, there needs to be a talk made that you need to stop buying in bulk and,
you know, buy for yourself and leave it out for a little bit. For a week. I mean, yeah, we also have a
bowl candy sitting there. Like, I mean, that should, you say that, but we don't know. I don't.
I do. I'm caretile. I don't need a fact I added to it. Yeah, I saw that. I, I, I was looking
up my desk because I've hurt my desk because I'm getting a new one and I told you guys the first
half of the show. So I purchased my desk open up my left Jordan. I'm like, I got fucking Hershey's
bars, kids, all my joys. I'm not a butterman. I got all kinds of stuff. I'm like, oh, I've
got a lot of stuff. Yeah, there was a moment of time where he would hide like chocolate bars
around the house. And you would just, you'd find a little pocket somewhere and you'd like, oh,
you got three, like, you'll put a real up and there's a bunch of tears bar and a little toe
barone, you're like, what the hell is that? You know what, it's, it's funny because I, I was in Houston.
I was, I was in Houston at my father-in-law's house and I went downstairs.
Uh, everybody had gone to bed and I went downstairs to get more water in my cup and I caught my
father-in-law's wife accessing a secret stash of candy. Really? And she, and you would have
thought that I, I, I, I, caught her standing money or or something like really serious. She was like,
her eyes got your fusion. I was like, hey, what's going on? Unbelievable. She was sneaking down
at night and eating candy and, and chocolate. She was what they did when they was a little bit.
Didn't want anybody to know about it. This was, this was Alan's wife.
They've, X-wife. The girl from Cuba. No, no, no, no, X-wife. They're not married.
Yeah, that's not married. But we know why. We know why.
No, it's just so funny that she was sneaking chocolate. You know, it's a, it's a vice that they can't,
they can't quit. They don't, they're, they feel guilty about it. And they don't want anybody else to know,
me. It could be an addiction about anything. Really.
Can be drugs. It could be alcohol. I think you would ever have a, but some people have a
vocabulary. I think people do. I think Stephen had addiction when he was out. He still does.
I'm going to actually know he doesn't know. He doesn't. He doesn't. It was. Yeah.
But he would go down. I think you would go with them. He'd buy pounds of
electronics, skittles with mechanics and he'd eat them and once it in. What a mic. Oh, yeah, he's asked a little.
Whenever we go one of Preston's birthday parties and we, I'm impressed. He would come up to us.
He's like, he told you give up the dirty. Like, this is my big kid. I have another cupcake.
Frosty goal of his face. And then he, the story goes, he goes and he needs it. And then he comes back.
He can he's, and they have another cupcake. And he did it like three times before he's off.
And that was the one where we did the the pine bur, the pine derby car racing one.
No, I don't even know. Is that when you had the bag of feet? Okay. Somebody fired again.
I definitely saw that one. That was not me. Not me. The dog. What the dog breathed me?
I had taken, I taken three or four two by sixes and ran them to the table saw
was using a doll. Anyways, that made some choice for the little dirty cars to race down.
And they were so you, you guys, this was not a boy scout. This is in our house.
So pretty. He's your own little derby. That was kind of my idea.
It stretched from the dining room out into the entry. That's super cool.
Yeah. I thought you were there. No. No, no, no. Yeah.
Now, me and Dawson were friends. We were friends maybe,
well, it was like freshman or no first grade and then like everything after that.
And then like I think we started hanging out again
Because it was very interesting because he went to Clark and I didn't know so like and then we we stopped talking because of that
And then he went to Centennial and freshman and sophomore
I didn't even know Dawson went Centennial and I was like I remember I saw his
Older brother. I don't know for a lot of say names. Yeah, yeah, and I was like
I was like I was making the connection in my head. I was like I saw him playing basketball game
I was like Dylan's there because Dawson has to be here and so then like I
Because I thought he played with play football if he was there because I know I knew I was that he would play football and Clark
So I just should be saying this I would play football
I mean because I've seen him play and I've seen him catch he was he would make you
Great wide receiver remember he was a little kid
Yeah, he was a smaller kid. He took him a while to to grow and develop and
Even now he's in my opinion. He's underweight, but when he got to Clark and was playing Clark football
He was the safety and he was doing the whole back away from the pile and when the pile went down
He kind of packed the helmet. I mean he was not making his at all
He was not comfortable hitting. He wasn't comfortable getting it
And so that's when I realized we're done we're done with football because you can't play football that way
You get you can't play to the nose you can't you can't I mean
Should be obviously in my opinion you shouldn't have a name
You know, his pants are something. No, what in me? I'm smelling something and either the far you left or you should on the floor or something
Could be making us return
But hey, now yeah, I'm around the room. Could have like escaped the clothing maybe
Well, I don't know if we yeah
We don't really do it as we did the intro. We did is the dudes like us show and we were planning on this going to a nutritional thing
I kind of wanted to steer this into good though
some help the conversation because you know we have the
We have the horror the horrific seeing that happen last night and then the horrific news we got about our cousin this morning
And it just kind of like you said it's the mortality sets in and dudes like us around the the planet
This is stuff that we're exposed to all the time and in life is short and she happens on a turn of a
You know, just had a a family friend
she's mid-40s
Just found out she has colon cancer and liver cancer
And lower they just took out the section of her colon and now they're gonna have to go back and
Do something about her liver. She and she's the relatively healthy person
Yes, she's out there. She goes out in love it
She exercise and yes, she's got nothing for kids for five kids. Yeah, I tell you a lot of this is genetics too though, man
It's it's not necessarily that you live on an unhealthy life
It's a hard life. I don't know. I don't let it back that thing happen a section of your intestine
What does it really do? I mean is it does it? I mean
I want to try to say when you cut out like let's say it's 10 foot long and you cut off four feet
Does that mean the
I know I mean they stretch it they stretch it to to match with what they cut out
Also what they put it in her tube in there or something? No, I think they
Just kind of pull it down. I don't know that's what I think
I don't know but your body is absorbing nutrition as it's working
Yeah, that's what you're thinking now
So you're gonna be missing and there are different pockets of the intestine that actually do
Certain types of absorption, you know
So when you cut out pieces of it it impacts your metabolism your digestion
It impacts it impacts your life thing and then some people don't even have it sometimes that bypasses and you're shooting a bag
Correct that's something else yeah
Yeah, it's a close to the
And you know what we you were saying earlier like we all kind of deal with this, but but the problem is we all think
You know, yeah, I'll get to that
I'll get to that
I'll start eating better later
It's all
I'll start exercising
It's going camping. It's going to everything the bourbon
bourbon
bourbon trail and it's it's going everywhere
We never have time to do it. You know why because we're in a rat race
It's just a goddamn rat race
But again, it's planning
Just that's a diet thing taught. It's about planning. It's Andrew Tate mentality it's taken life by the
The throat and it's you get ahead of the race. I like that by the throat. Yeah, I mean, I think exactly right
I mean, but it's like that's why it's like I like watching people like him
I like watching people like liver king because I mean they they have that attribute of like looking out on life like I mean
Let's go get it. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this. Yeah, yeah, so I mean that's why I mean I've always like
I got the the pure rage of or I have the
the
Rath of like a thousand sons when I'm over in college because I'm just like I listen to that stuff
I really don't have time to relax over there like I do over here and so like when I'm over there
I mean it's a hundred percent I can do whatever I want. I gotta tell you one thing that's fantastic
That I like you're doing over there and I like the fact that you don't have a girlfriend
And you know
I can't do it. Well, I mean, I think it's it's fantastic because you're not distracted
You know and I'm not saying that happens to everyone but I'm just saying every young man
Well, I'm just you know
You're able to focus on you without being distracted with anything and I think that's
It makes your education that you're getting it's concentrated
I think yeah, I didn't have a girlfriend friend through
College either I would have fun
But have any kind of emotion
female
Girl, you get it when you're on there nothing going on there with them that year now creamy little are you sure
What is the you described it is creamy?
Not Sean did you know or yeah, this Stephen has fast broad object. Yeah, that was shared by the power
The the yeast infection
Oh
That creamy different
Humanity is infection that's a very long hairs kind of creamed on to it
It's there was like communal house infection
Well, so I don't know if people over says hey, yeah, you have so that monostat seven just gonna have some of that just like yeah
I'll put in there. I just go ahead and use my applicator. It's only
So it was a little background you came back a little background his roommates and his roommates mom were murk and makers
Oh, they were in coma's they were a heart for steward yeah, they were murk and makers and they came from a long line of mercury
Your lord
That's kind of gross yeah, oh somebody fart again Jeff are you shooting yourself? I did that one
Yeah, that was awesome. What wrong with people? I have to get Sean back. Okay, he bombed the stairwell
I was like a total oh stench. Yeah, that one was brutal
That one's bad. I'm smelling the bird
What I mean the hints of the peaches from earlier talk about oh
Yeah, I smell ass peaches right now out of my burbing glass
But me and Dawson kind of have the same mentality when it comes to talking to females actually we've talked about it more recently when yeah like
We were like we had I don't think that as just blow jobs and have a good light headed geez
To see no
So you said and I did not say it all so hold on you on the same page about the priority not being girlfriend
Yeah 100%
So you know what that's his whole friend group however the whole group will and it's like one or two out of that group that have like a steady girlfriend
The restaurant were like man, we're good. We actually were at a friend's house yesterday and like all we realized
We took a step back when we realized everybody there
Who has not been in a relationship for like two or three years here were like yeah, okay
Like we were really happy and I was like growing all very game
It didn't turn into like some sort of weather. It was it was a mask or G party
So we didn't know who is who yeah, and I help pay for that Airbnb did you
I think so I don't know I don't know full and a leany
But be serious but you guys made a decision that that's not your priority right now
Yeah, I mean some of us is decision some of us in that group us
Don't have options
I'm not gonna say it, but I think there's definitely some people in that group that
You know what every single guy in that group has options they just don't put themselves out
Yes, you are not gonna get a girlfriend if you don't show confidence and walk up
You don't have to be like obnoxious
That's what I post the new photos
I think today's the idea the day the game is all the fucking phone
I mean yeah, so the social interaction
There being voices and hanging and doing nothing but tech makes it makes it a little bit well it makes it
That's a little give it take it. It does it take away from the the social experiences that we had
But it also cuts through a lot of the crap. It does you can get on the door at the end of the day
You can lie your ass off
Yeah, but he's allowed to that fake it, but they have those the dating
We sit in the roulette chairs and kind of like go on
Be dating something like that. No, so I would say for real people still do that
Yeah, no, they're older people
Yeah, older people do that
There's no I would say that
That'd be I would be I would be
To yeah, you know what take it a hard turn there was something happened on Saturday
Right before like New Year's Eve
I mean the fuck I was lost well Barbara Walters legendary news anchor
or dies at 93 yeah Barbara Wal Walk Barbara Walters
So there was another there's some couple a couple deaths this last two weeks
I thought there was some other one. Hella the bat the other palea was one of them. He laid out probably the best soccer player ever
And there was another big one
I forget the steward's player. I mean he died
That reception
Well, Franco Harris right. He died like less than 48 hours before his big
Yeah, they crazy that was crazy when they they won though the steward's one I think out to that too
So I think that's good. It's a good thing
The alley died in 22 Angela lands bird you guys know who she was murder she wrote. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
You're doing all of 2020 well, no, I mean, but I'm just kind of pulled up some stuff and I thought it was kind of interesting
Yeah, there was a big name in the last couple weeks though
I would say though that that demar guy was new
They were like got injured. He was given off the the Kobe Bryant like a fact
I feel like because when Kobe died
I'm it was like the same kind of feeling. I was like oh
We just kind of like it didn't impact many what Kobe died. I thought it was what it it was insane
I didn't watch basketball time
I was not watching me. I felt bad for but at the same time
I'm kind of like
There's he he's the other people in the in the helicopter
Yeah, I mean you got to think about it all the way. Yeah, I hear you I hear you one thing that did affect me
Initially is the first report that came out was that he died along with his four daughters
And I was like holy shit. He was probably more a bunch of about his daughter died
Yeah, and that did not end up being true. It was one daughter that he was going to a game with
Well, but it was multiple
He picked up he was he and his daughter and I think there was another daughter
That was there, but he picked up the whole team. It was his hey, you know what guys
I'm picking up the team and we're gonna take you to your next game in the helicopter
No, I don't know
No, it's a team died
We would have gotten there's like two or three other couples. Yeah, it was it's like they were dead
They were going somewhere and it was foggy
That sad though that you hear nothing about anybody else on the on the helicopter
There were other people under so yeah
They were covered you know and why would they get coverage right they're not famous right so but still
But could be branded he didn't do anything he didn't mean anything to me. I don't want it be a or
No, I understand you still sad
Because they're more than
I was sad for what happened, but you know his death did not impact me just like with this I think this would happen last night
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Thinking but yeah the only pope to retire. Freykel Harris Steven witch
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Graph we talked about that like there was a William well, so what you were about to
This last night kind of impact because
Uh
Because no game has ever been it all pressing it. What I told that but Brandon well you played football too pressed and but brand of play football and
You know he's told me after the fact about
Some of the shit that he went through the injuries and how many concussions he's had and
And didn't tell you about no he go he didn't tell anybody
Oh, wow night like the coach trainer the the team trainer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and because you know nobody wants to be a worse I guess I mean you want to play right?
You don't say anything because you want to play you want to play and
You know and you know he stopped playing because of the injuries were catch up to him as knees specifically and
You know and that kind of a form of an addiction to the need to play look at Tom Brady is out in the addiction
Well, I think it's not the cost of his marriage, but you know what it's interesting
You say that because there was the guy. I don't know who he was, but he was really impactful in what he was saying on the broadcast last night
He I guess he got hurt and and it was a pretty serious and like
That's all I was actually it was sad that what the way he described it
Yeah, that was he 100% that was the way to go. Yeah, he was really impactful and he was he was kind of
Sharing the mentality of these guys all they've ever known since they were
Young kid is this is this is it right you play football and you
Injuries are part of it and you know like you and boom boom boom boom boom boom and you know and we don't see any of that as
I mean he they're see was saying like
You have to be ready to die on the field and you know
Nobody ever like realizes how much like that that statement is actually true and they'll tell something like this is ever happened and now
You're like oh well guys are putting their lives on the line
Every day when it comes to like stuff like this and and he's like but they do it anyways because of like that's all
They've been well
No, it's more than that it's everything it's it's opportunity
It's opportunity to get into a college. It's it's the money that comes with it. It's it's cool
They were it's what they were like
Born to do I think it's a competitive nature as well. It is competitive you get that level
You have to be a competitive person yeah, oh otherwise you're gonna make it
You want to make the team you want to win you want to be better. Yeah, you want to be the best
I don't know yeah, and that's I mean I kind of have that mentality like you I
I constantly want it like when you see people at the gym and like I see like big dudes like lifting weights
And that's why I'm kind of obsessed with the numbers is because like I like to see
And people think it's kind of like a joke. Why do you care about that? But it's like I think that stuff is cool
I think if you can lift a lot of weight that's cool right like so when I like want to lift a lot of weight
Like I want to yeah, I care what I look like but like look you that the numbers that you lift
I mean that's something you've accomplished that like not a lot of people do but it's more than that it is the reward
That you have spent so much time
Planning and preparing for all these number crunching and watching you die it and planning your meals
I mean it it culminates in
In a you know and being able to lift more weights and beating your max and all that kind of stuff. It's so matters. It does matter and like I would say that I haven't
I haven't even been on that type of diet since that that time right before summer and I think like I will do it when I go back
This semester because I realized like my schedule is now kind of solidified
But but yeah, I honestly just can't wait to be on that mindset again
Because I applied your discipline man a lot of kids your age don't do not absolutely do not have that discipline at all
They do have no work ethic and no discipline
So I applied you for that and you were the only one that was working on
Whatever night
Nobody wanted to work. Yeah, I didn't even want to work that night to be honest
That was Christmas Eve Christmas
There was one night
It's a whole shit. Yeah, and I didn't want to work that I needed but it's like
Like they so I was watching the cowboy's game and they called me in and I was like
You were just getting it till today. It was like oh
way and I like I remember I was so mad at first and I I
had the boss like big boss takes me oh
You're late and then I had like the secondary boss that's kind of my friend like blowing up my phone
Like what he was doing shit. Yeah, I didn't like but he's able to lean to me more and so he was like
You know drop an F bomb on this and I was like you can't you can't be talking me like that because I
Almost not coming in but I had to and I remember I was suddenly the back watch the half and then
It was such a good game to the cow wasn't eagles and I haven't watched a game in a fat minute
So I was like dang
So what happened you got to work? I mean they kind of just like it was like the easiest night of the fucking year and
I was so mad in a bad mood but like you have to put on the happy face happy Christmas face
It's like the Disney the Disney thing exactly that's exactly what is and so I remember there's a lady
That the position that I was I was like this big ice light thing and like people come down with tubes
And all that and this lady like I was telling her I was like you can't film here you have to get off the platform
And I say it as nice possible. I'm actually the nicest person that says it because like I
Other people say get off the platform go out the platform. I was like hey, can I have you look platform me you can film over there?
And she called me the Grinch because I don't know why and I remember I was like
Man, I you tell you exactly why because those families were shown at a hundred and
fucking fifty dollars
Unbelievable the prices of 150 bucks. Yes, yeah for the VIP ticket
No, it's a hundred bucks 120 or something like that or you can pay for that you know individually
Well 30 bucks 40 bucks 30 bucks 40 bucks. Yeah, so there's a fiddler man. He called you the Grinch because they were pissed about
Sheldon out all that money and it was per kid
If you want to get the VIP passion you would be like so it'd be like
$800 to be $450 for your kids
Yeah, I'd be like that's just like yeah, there's food there
There's Disney world prices that's food no
So you go there and you buy food. I mean, there's like the first shit that they had beer there and so like I think you see
a lot of the the notes like off edge because I mean they were like able to drink and they actually had like a mixed drink bar out there
So they were actually like just nice
I can't I that should have been all free by the way. Yeah, well it wasn't 50 bucks and so that lady though
I mean you you tell them get up to platform please because you can't film here and I think I said it to her twice and she ignored me the first time
And then when she she turned back and said like oh you stopped being such a grinch and I was like I remember
I was like took everything that was probably like the worst
In my life that I've ever like wanted to just like go talk about it and speak like you know what book you and like all the shit
I
Want to be right now that a God well you know I have my like in my hand I had the NFL app open watching the game
Cowboys just do a pig it was like and then this happened dude. I almost blew up. I was like
Talk 10 for it's a world
Being a Disney world having Mickey Mouse a fuck you but that's happened. I bet you what you know
It's happened but they can't hear it because they muttered inside there
Right
Just hot costume that they have to wear like I had Cowboys money line $300 and the game
So like that day also I had to different kind of problem. Well it's because I had a hundred bucks that I a free play and then when I was working there
I was like okay, I'm gonna make
120 bucks that I didn't know I was gonna make I'm just gonna put on the Cowboys whatever
So I put on the Cowboys you know why it's free money because we were down
Drop it and so I was like screw 120 bucks on the Cowboys and then all this is happening like all at once
Where I'm just like mad at this lady and there's like a huge line and then it's it's not it's not people that celebrate Christmas
That are there on Christmas Eve
It's people that are Indian it's you know
It's it's just people that you know that don't celebrate Christmas and you're like
Okay, they don't even know like today's like such a big holiday and like I'm watching a game right now
You're having to make me work as you don't care. Yeah, I watched the game while working and then I get called great
What did they need?
You have to do it
This is come down the slide. Oh my god
I was horrible Indian accent
No, you knew it was Indian that was more Tunisian because your head was and I'm telling you
They have no bubbles with the house
It's my sister you guys are so racist by the way Swedish people
Whole section on podcast we watch video of it. Oh head bombing. Yes. I have many many years of
Wittening thing the headbombs. So yes, I can I can I can
Test them themselves what kind of bobbin like up and down. No, be quiet
You know it's crazy just a one more comment about so my son was working
Both of my sons were working the ice rink. Yeah, right with me probably
Huh, I'm usually at the ice rink. That's why so yeah, they were talking about how they felt so bad because after all this money has been spent right after all this money has been spent
The kids they the kids need this little reindeer reindeer thing to lean on because they're total little extra five bucks
eight eight bucks
eight
And so and they need one for all the four kids that that are with them and
And so the moms just like looking at them like really yeah, and they're like yeah
And like I would never I never I always sent somebody to go do that instead of me because I never wanted to be that guy
I know and so I had to do that he was like yes a bucks per kid
But you know I never charged them per kid. I would always charge eight bucks and you can get a minimum of two
Per person so like and then everybody else would charge the I remember there was a one guy that rented six and I went to the guy
And I was like did you charge them for every single one and he was like yeah
I charged first I like dude. I was like you could have just charged him for you know eight bucks
Yeah, he's fall the rule. I know it's falling in the right
Yeah, I'm really
Robbers
36 bucks
Yeah, no, that's
48 bucks
For for for 30 minutes
It's probably like and you know it's crazy. I think that lady that bought before
She like so they went all and they grabbed their skates and all that and they they were getting ready
They started running the zamboni as soon as she did that and so the zamboni was going
I was like yeah, it's gonna be about 10 15 minutes and I've never seen a person like turn more red in my life
And I was like I'm sorry there's nothing I can do about it
That's the worst part of the job. I hate being like a customer service guy and like having to like calm down
Somebody has somebody's yelling in your face
Custom or service sucks man. Especially when a lot of money's involved
So that's when you get to get some really pissy people. Yeah, so there's this dude those working to care so and
A little girl was on it and I guess he didn't go around to check see if all of them were on the little like horses and everything
So we started it in this little girl just jumped off. It started screaming
So then I he was like I need a
A manager at that my my thing like this lady's really upset so I get it over there and she has a good like it's an Indian lady
Really well, so she starts
Yeah, I mean like all this could have been so much worse
She was screaming she could have been hurt. I should have gotten hurt and all that and like you just sit there and accept it and like I'm looking at the guy like
Like you could have easily looked around and like make sure everything but then she goes
This is not a laughing matter to me and I I just thought like for a second
I was like none of us is even like grinning. I was like I'm not laughing at all
And then have that look though. Yeah, I guess I do like I
It's also I live with that my entire life by the way. I have that look where it looks like I'm about to just
Start laughing your summer is a tool you're not taking it seriously and yes, you know
I've dealt with football because of that like football it sucks because the one thing my coach would always say is Murphy stop smiling
Yep, Murphy stop doing this because like yeah, I never looked like I didn't want to take it seriously
But I was though so it's like that's a big thing that pissed me off because like people don't think I'm taking it seriously
But then you know my face looks like I'm just like oh these guys
That jerk off for something you have resting jerk off face. Yeah, that's why
Ressie jerk off face. That's not a bad thing, you know
So it's it's hard for me to be serious in situations like yeah
Customers is great. I mean, I think we have we all have different customer service jobs right I worked at that
Louis theater and I dealt with all sorts of shitty people
Yeah, I worked the hotel industry. I worked in retail
Restaurants yeah, I've dealt with it. I've had my share of shitty as people man. They they
It's not fun. I'm sure you have Sean
I'm not a customer service. I mean my job right now is just I mean what's all customer service?
Yeah, one customer you're we all work for somebody but you work the bar you work the bar
So you just bunch of douchebags. I was gonna say I mean when you're in retail retail and and and services
You get it you get it you get it more I think you do because people
You know having a bad idea. I can take it out on you. I could sit with the people that I work with my customers
Right my internal customers, but there's a difference between that and being across
I counter what money it's bitch in at you. Yeah, there's it's a different different mentality because
You may never see this first thing. So this person's like I'm gonna I can make this
There's a real day of their life. Yep. Yeah, I can confidently say that I've never been a dick back
Anybody that's ever been a dick to me in that situation. I have never treated them the same way they've treated me
So I can't confine say that I've never like minute dick towards anybody
I mean you don't patience me. I like that. What's you gonna have respect for your job? I mean you have to have your integrity and
That's that's that's a huge part of not just this job but the up the jobs that are coming in after that
You know right you got like even coaches
Part even coaches when they would be like oh like why are you laughing? Oh wow. He's really getting to go and now
Yeah, did we even talk about the bourbon
Uh, redwood something redwood empire it's redwood empire
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Yeah, dudes like us this this second half look pretty fast
It did go fast. I'm talking about a lot of cool things. I've been to your guys. I'm looking for lots of fantastic dudes like us stuff
Yeah, happy new year. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. I'm Jeff and our guest. Our guest is walked away from the mic
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