Yeah, let's open with that penis.
Second half of the podcast.
I would open up with Paul's crappy foam beer.
Yeah, what's going on?
I bring over cold beer because, you know, Jeff has a broken refrigerator and every
can we've opened has been very eager to come out of the can.
It's quite adventurous.
Let's come here and jostle it.
I'm not jostling shit.
I put them in the bag and carry the bag up here.
Well, it looks like a purse.
Are you swinging your purse around?
I'm not.
I'm just shaking my chain around.
Time out.
It's a badass.
Come and take it.
A cooler bag from Bucky's.
So I'll come on your face.
Oh, no, no, no.
I get it.
It would look better if there was a smoker on there.
All right.
I'm gonna take a smoker.
Dude's like us.
It's December 13th.
It's the second half show.
Check it out.
Dude's like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm in Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
That's Jeff.
I expected you to be like, and I'm Jeff.
I'm Jeff.
He didn't follow suit at all.
I'm Jeff.
I didn't follow suit at all.
No, not at all.
Not at all.
All right.
Now here we are again.
All right.
So we had a first bourbon, which was the nobleman.
Noble.
What was it?
Nobleman?
No.
No, no, no.
It was Saint.
Yes.
Saint's Alley.
Saint's Alley nobleman.
Yes.
The nobleman was the.
Yes.
One of the best I've ever tried.
Here, Jeff.
You bitched out of the entire last show.
Quite possibly the best bourbon I've ever tried.
Oh my God.
Every drink here is like this.
Who's next to William?
Giving it a 9.8 after what had the way it made me feel.
Dudes like us has a collection of bourbon for those first time listeners out there and
our collection is pushing up to 200 bottles currently and we buy bottles every single
week and we have a surplus.
So we are now drinking a new bottle on the first half and a.
Recycle.
Not new bottle on the second half.
And the second bottle on the second half is.
Survey says.
Really good.
And it's William Dalton.
I was waiting for you because he had it pulled up earlier.
So William Dalton.
We did bourbon single barrel.
Hashtag 769.
No, that's the hashtag.
That's number 769.
But I don't know if that's what I was.
What are you millennial?
I believe our barrel is different.
Are you gaslighting me?
Are you ghosting me?
Sorry, Elon.
What's our barrel?
Bro.
Who are barrel is number 475.
Is that FOLLO?
What is it?
FOMO or FOLLO?
FOMO.
If you're missing out.
Oh, is that FOMO?
You're a homo.
So the mash bell is 70 corn, 20 wheat and 10 malted barley.
Comes in at about 106.
I think ours is a little bit hotter.
It is 107 for sure.
I think it's 107.
The distillery and we like this distillery.
We've gotten several of theirs.
It's the spirits of French lick.
They have interesting bottles.
I like their bottles.
Oh, it's the names as well.
It's a poor little bottle.
You tell us about the shape of the bottle.
No, the way they kind of single out a person on the bottle.
Oh, well, there was a person.
Do we know who Bill Dalton is?
No.
He was a cowboy.
But he goes by Willie.
Willie Dalton?
Or Liam?
Oh, Liam.
Really?
Liam is a short for William?
I never knew that.
But William and Dalton.
Well, I just making that up.
No, it says Liam.
Well, I know, but William.
Well, why would you name yourself Liam?
Isn't that short for something?
I don't.
I think I know.
I think it's a.
No, I think it's a name.
Yeah, that's a name.
It's not short for William.
Yes, it is.
I don't know.
I think you're wrong on this one.
I don't know.
Well, William Dalton was an outlaw.
Oh, from time to time between 1888 and 1899, Bill was visited by his brothers, Bob, Emmett
and Grant, who had been serving as US Deputy
Marshals at Fort Smith, Arkansas.
Ah, Fort Smith, Arkansas.
That's only 45 minutes south of Fayetteville.
I've drive through that every single time.
Do they have a statue of him?
Thank you for the fact, Toi.
Yeah, yeah.
Do they have a statue of Bill Dalton out there?
He goes by Billy, but yes.
Actually, he goes by Mason.
He does.
His name is William M. Dalton, technically.
What is it?
Mason.
What are you talking about?
Mason.
Bitch.
Bitch, please.
I have spoken.
This is how the second half goes for the podcast.
It went from, I believe you're mistaken in the first half, too.
Bitch, please.
So look, here's the thing.
This is a very interesting fact.
So William Dalton, all right.
So in popular culture, the song, Dutland Dalton, a hit song from the Eagles, was inspired
by the game.
Furthermore, Desperado.
The Dalton Gang.
Yes.
The Dalton Gang.
And the album, which the song Dutland Dalton appears, is considered a concept album inspired
by the antics of the various players from this era, including a song called Bitter Creek,
passing lyrical reference to a barmaid named Flo.
And I'm not talking about Alice.
Alice.
No.
I think you're going to jump on that.
Are we talking about the Eagles?
What's the big hairdo?
Yes, the Eagles had Dutland.
A conic photo on the back cover of a set album, which features the members of the band lying
face up, hands tied, appearing to be dead, much like the infamous historical picture
of the Dalton brothers lying dead in the Colville.
I know that.
Yes.
Was that on the seven bridges road?
There are stuff.
No, I don't believe so.
I saw like a Muppet a little bit.
I'm missing.
I'm missing in that song.
We need to have another kind of.
I was going to say tune the pipes party, but that sounds kind of we need to go park in
a parking lot somewhere, just the three of us.
Yes.
That sounded even more gay.
But it happened.
We got visited by a police officer.
Who are dudes like us?
We're parked in the church parking lot.
Okay.
Hold on.
We had just returned from somewhere completely sober bar, probably DDS or no, no, it was
Kelly's.
Yeah, probably Kelly's Tavern in Frisco, Texas.
And so I live, I live right next to the church parking lot across the ditch and you guys
were dropping me off and we pulled up and we weren't done.
Apparently we weren't done, but yeah, you kicked me out.
Yeah, but so we weren't done and we were started singing and we were singing like we were yell
singing dude with the windows up down.
I'm assuming they were up.
They were down.
They were.
Who knows?
I don't recall actually, but I do know there was a local peace officer parked adjacent
to where we were at.
We did not see you.
We had been staring at us for quite some time.
We drove over and talked to us and we're all like, I was so bad.
And he was like laughing at us and he was like, you guys have a good time.
Well, I think we all had the high school, local high school shirts on.
I had my go tight and shirt from Centennial High School.
God, I mean, he could have been such a dick.
We were causing trouble.
We were singing and we saw him and we were all like, Hey, what's up?
And I love you.
I had a rental car from Florida.
Oh, my God.
So this car from Florida.
And I was like, it's a rental.
That was drug running.
That was hilarious.
And we just kept singing.
He could have posted all of us.
Of course.
For being stupid for one thing.
I was toasted.
But you know, back to the whole feel of it was we were wanted with we like getting together
and a little toasty and singing.
I fucking love it.
Love singing.
The Eagles.
I haven't done it in a while.
So hopefully that's a go to man.
Lionel Richie's a go to.
Eagles are a go to the single barrel Barbra Streisand.
Well, William Dalton, we're not a go to basically is derived from the attributes of the Eagle
song.
Yeah, that's super cool.
What does this?
Oh, I'll let you know.
Okay.
So hold on.
Are we saying that the people featured on these types of bottles from this story are
all like outlaws?
Well, are they all prominent prominent?
I don't know.
But we did not.
We did not research the other folks think that they purposely did any of this.
All the factoids I shared had nothing to do with the bottle had everything to do with
William Dalton.
Right.
Which it's called William Dalton.
Well, no, no.
But what I'm saying is that is that the angle that this is still he does they have all the
western old Western outlaws.
We've got multiple.
Yeah, we do go to French lick distillery, Mr. Producer.
Yeah, let's do that.
I think I think that's what they're focusing on because we've had we got like four.
Of them.
And they're cool.
Yeah, they're all good.
Yeah, and they are.
They are good.
We have a that's the most important thing.
But we like to focus on the kind of the uniqueness of the bottle and the story and and all that
kind of shit too.
So that's good.
All right.
What do we got?
So the story is in West Baydon Springs in Indiana.
Let's let you know.
MGP.
It's not.
They make their own stuff, though.
I know.
I'm kidding.
Well, anything from Indiana, you always assume that.
So you've got you've got what do we have?
We have the William Dalton, but there's also God bless it.
There's also Lee W. Sinclair.
We have that for grain.
Yeah.
So who is that?
Who is Lee Lee?
That's a very southern name Lee.
So I bet you that's another outlaw Robert E. Not the same guy.
But they like the four grain.
They tore down his statue, I'm sure.
So Lee W. Sinclair.
Let me look that up here.
I was actually looking for that one out there, but I think we finished it because we liked
it.
We had to buy another one.
Imagine that.
We are there.
Right there.
We have morning glory.
We have L W. Sinclair.
We have Bill Dalton.
We don't have the other two.
Maddie Gladden.
I go back.
Go back.
It's so scoody.
Sco-ish.
Maddie Gladden.
And the other one is Solomon Scott.
Solomon Scott.
So who?
Yeah.
Who are these people?
Look up Lee W. Sinclair.
Is that another?
It's a four game.
So Sinclair was a turn of the century businessman in the West.
He built a hotel in 1902.
Where at?
West Bayden.
Well that's what is where.
Where the story is.
Yeah.
So they're doing local.
So it was Bill Dalton, a local henchman.
I'm guessing so.
So hold on.
He built a hotel in 1902, which became known as the Eighth Wonder of the World.
It wasn't just a hotel.
It was a brothel.
It was also a covered dome.
Two deck covered bike and horse track and on opera house.
So it was the Astrodome.
The Eighth Wonder of the World.
Two deck race track.
Oh that's actually kind of fancy.
When was that?
Two deck race track.
The life and death of Lee Sinclair.
You know, Dateline.
The Lee Wiley Sinclair was a successful Hoosier businessman who owned the bank of Salem in
the Salem, Indiana for years before purchasing the West Bayden Springs Hotel in 1888.
Sinclair saw that it could be a moneymaker.
So essentially these guys are iconic people.
Yeah, but they're also Indiana based.
I mean it can't be a coincidence that he was from Bayden, which is where you said the
distillery was from.
Correct.
I think it's fantastic.
Here we go.
We got Scott Solomon.
Plus being a French lick and being where they're located in Indiana.
You gotta understand.
Did you guys know?
I mean you guys know Canada, right?
Not to be Canada.
Canada?
I know.
I see.
Is that South of Chile?
That's by France, isn't it?
Do you know?
I thought that was Spanish.
How many?
Do you know who owns Canada?
Oh, can you give us a minute?
What do you think, Jeff?
Trudeau?
Yeah, Trudeau.
Trudeau.
That's our final answer.
Trudeau.
When you go to Canada, they say this is the Queensland, right?
Ah, okay.
So it's the Philippines.
The Philippines owns Canada.
The United Kingdom.
Correct.
What?
Did you know that?
They have a queen?
Are you being sarcastic?
They don't.
That's of course.
We're not stupid.
They own it.
They own fucking awesome.
They were a colony.
They own the fucking, they own the place.
They own the country.
No, they don't.
They own the land.
Great.
They own the land.
No.
When you buy land, you don't buy the land.
It doesn't belong to you.
When you buy the land.
When you buy the land in Canada, it belongs to the queen.
The queen died.
Yeah, there's no queen.
It doesn't matter.
It belongs to the state or whatever.
The monarchy.
She owns like 27 huge pieces of property, including Australia.
Did you know that?
Australia was a penal colony.
Sorry, what?
Penal.
Oh, yeah, where they sent all the prisoners.
Correct.
Great Britain doesn't own shit in Canada or Australia.
Okay.
Well, it's the queen.
So I was reading an interesting little piece of language.
Did your Indian YouTube guy tell you this?
Yeah.
With the weird voice?
It's my turn.
Bitch, please.
What's funny is I was editing that one.
It may be out there.
But as soon as his voice started, we were like, what's wrong with his voice?
The Indian guy that he watches.
It's really high and talks like this.
I don't remember that at all.
Was I on that podcast?
Is that when you had Eagle Rare and I wasn't here?
No, it was not.
How many podcasts have you had without me here?
We've had 10 Eagle Rare.
So, yeah, great.
That's just wonderful.
So 20 says how much does Queen Elizabeth own?
None.
Zero.
No, it's all the...
Cannot be possible.
Well, it's the unpopulated shit up north, if it is.
Does it matter?
Yeah, because it's unusable land.
For who?
Okay, no, that...
You can't live in that shit.
That's not irrelevant that they own.
It can't be true for one thing.
Well, it says right here on Google, about 89% of Canada's land...
We trust Google.
...is owned by the queen.
...0.8 million cubic square miles.
Like, square kilometers.
Hectors.
Hectares.
Decimeters.
Yeah, because they're all in...
What is it?
Imperial or...
But what's the other thing?
What's the other thing?
A couple blocks.
The other 11% is privately owned.
It's not imperial.
What's the word?
Metric.
Well, the government up there is different than ours.
So other crowning, do you have Australia, Austria, Bohemia, Orbeidos?
What?
The Queen owns?
Mm-hmm.
Inside France?
Okay, there's a retarded...
Poland and Lithuania and Spain.
She can't go.
I'm going to sell Australia.
...Hawaii, Hong Kong, Vietnam.
Hey, good news.
I'm selling Australia.
It's up for sale.
Who wants it?
But look...
And some dude from Qatar is going to be like, all by Australia.
I don't think it's a matter of they own it.
I think it's a matter of it's a ceremonial...
In Australia, public lands...
Whatever.
Yeah, seriously, get the fuck out of here.
In Australia, public lands without specific tenure...
Which is none, zero hectares.
...are referred to as crown land, which is described as being held in the right of the
crown of either an individual state or the Commonwealth of Australia.
There is not a single crown...
Okay.
It means nothing.
...in Australia.
Most crown lands in Australia are held by the crown the right of the state.
So this is...
Yeah, that's owned by the Queen.
No.
It's just basically nothing.
I mean, it clearly says...
Owned by the state.
The crown.
Which is like Australia, not the Queen.
It's a royal domain.
Maybe it's owned by the Meghan Markle.
Ooh.
She's getting a lot of shit for that...
That flicks thing.
Have you seen some of the blowbacks she's getting?
Dude, both of them.
Well, more her, but...
I don't care about that.
I don't care about both.
He's getting a flag because he got suckered into this and she's coming out as...
But do you see how much money they made?
$100 million?
Fuck that.
I mean, stop it.
Hold on.
They made $100 million making a documentary for Netflix?
Yes.
Okay.
How does Netflix...
I thought they were on the downturn.
No.
I don't know where you heard that.
I guess not.
No?
No.
I mean, their numbers may have been lower in one quarter, but I mean, lower than a billion
is just a little bit.
So it's still a billion.
I haven't watched it.
And you...
I'm not watching.
Yeah, you would literally have to torture me to watch it and I will not.
I've just seen footage where she's mocking the queen in front of Harry and Harry is just
like, he's not pleased.
Smart.
Talk about ruining your life for some pussy.
Yeah, he did.
That's pretty much what went down there.
And he's...
Sorry to be vulgar.
He's whipped.
Sorry to be vulgar, but he threw away an entire life of grooming and all this kind of stuff
for that.
Well, not that I follow any sort of the royals, but they were...
I think they were talking about it on the five and he actually wanted out of that whole
scene prior to her.
Yeah, but they all do at some point.
At different stages of their life, they're like, you know, they don't...
You know what I mean?
Yes, I screwed this.
Yeah.
If you watch The Crown, it's not a fun life.
I wouldn't want to be part of that.
I wouldn't either.
I don't...
Until they pay me $100 million.
They get paid like that.
I know they do.
But everything they do is scrutinized.
I know.
I wouldn't want it.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't want it.
I mean, it's easy to say it sounds glamorous and all that kind of stuff, but when you live
it, you don't really have a real life.
Well, look at his life growing up.
I mean, the mother and the father.
How close do you think he was to his father growing up?
Right.
Probably not at all.
Right.
And then the queen's sister.
Have you watched The Crown?
I haven't seen the last season, but yeah, I have.
Yeah, remember the queen's sister is always a mess, right?
Oh, yeah.
She's never good enough.
She's insignificant compared to the rest of the monarchy or the mess of the family.
It's a mess.
I get it.
But man, what a mess Harry has made with the whole Meghan Markle and she's toxic.
She is.
I don't quite understand the...
Again, I don't understand the...
She's toxic.
Even with her own family.
Yeah.
Like her own family.
She's beside...
She's beside the United States.
Well, but I mean, she's...
I don't understand the appeal of the royal family.
I don't understand the allure of it.
Well, it's something that you grow up with.
I mean, it's instilled with you the day.
I mean, if you live...
I think if you're in England, but I don't understand the Americans' fascination with
the royal.
That's one of those.
I don't understand the Americans.
There isn't.
Yes, there is.
Yes, when Queen Elizabeth died, so many people were mourning in the United States.
She's getting me.
I was like, what?
No.
I was like, first off, she's like, what, 90?
That must be half the country that didn't vote for Trump.
Probably.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if it's a partisan thing.
I don't know if it's a left or right thing.
I think it's just a...
All right, so I just pulled up something here.
The Queen...
The female thing.
Didn't personally own property outside of the UK.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
I already told you, bitch, please.
But did you have any...
I thought we put that to rest.
Well, hold on.
Go ahead.
Finish your sentence.
I'm sorry.
My computer just reboot-ed.
Even your computer couldn't handle it.
No, well, you said, bitch, please.
It was like...
Computer's like, yeah, your laptop was like, I will not be treated this way.
What it said is that it was more of a ceremonial thing.
Correct.
Everything about the monarchy is ceremonial.
Yeah, they don't even have power.
Yeah, they don't have any real power in Great Britain either.
Excluding Canada, it did say they did own 89% of Canada.
Like you said, or you suggested, which it is.
I mean, a lot of the...
Well, 90% of that country lives like a mile from the border.
Yeah, 90% lives like right there and then another 10%.
I mean, imagine all that area up there that's...
There's so much area up there.
It's massive.
I mean, there's got to be some time of the year where it's...
It's a tundra.
I don't think so.
It's a tundra.
I think most of the time it's uninhabitable.
Yes, correct.
Except really.
Like below freezing.
I don't know what's below freezing.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I mean, I can handle going...
But that's when you...
Nothing.
You went fucking Colorado.
I mean, that was freezing, right?
Yeah, but living there is different.
No, I'm talking about just...
It's so different up there.
But living up there is also different because that's when you start dealing with nighttime
and daytime lasting forever.
Oh, that's a good point.
There's a point where you get up there where...
There you go, Alaska.
You're daytime for three months or nighttime for three months.
You know, that's a great point.
So in terms of latitude, where is Alaska compared to the far north of Canada?
It's pretty up there.
It's up there.
I don't know if there's any little tentacles of Canada.
It should be basically pretty similar.
And Alaska is very habitable during the winter months.
Like Anchorage and...
Yeah.
What's the other one?
Juno.
Juno?
Yeah.
What's the other two I know?
I know Anchorage and Juno.
I know Kitsick.
Is that what it is?
Cam Chaka?
Well, actually, Alaska...
Well, first of all...
Let's see if I can back out.
Canada stretches all the way up...
Okay.
To the North Pole, right?
No, it does not.
To the Arctic Circle?
Okay.
So you have Greenland, which is directly...
So the bottom of Greenland is the south...
There we go.
...is Alaska, essentially.
We're doing that.
All right?
The bottom of Greenland is essentially the middle of Alaska.
Yeah.
Zoom out even further.
Let's take a look at this.
And there's Greenland.
Good Lord, Greenland is gigantic.
Yeah.
Is that the scale?
Or is that one of those weird ass...
No, no, no.
This is actually the scale.
What is all that bullshit at the top?
All those islands.
That's ice.
Is that...
You know, the Greenstones.
Is that Canada?
Is that considered Canada?
That's frozen water, Jeff.
Yeah, everything on the left side.
Everything to the west of the Bulfin Bay is Canada.
Look at all that land.
And look at Greenland.
Is it really that big?
I think it's distorted.
No, it's not distorted.
The Trump born of the by it.
He did put it off.
That's as big as Africa.
But the Queen owns it?
No, not Greenland.
I think that is owned by Denmark.
Greenland is as big as Africa.
No shit.
It can't be, though.
I've seen pictures before where that just...
It doesn't seem right.
The old globes that put on Greenland...
It is distorted.
I agree.
They strategically...
No, it's not distorted.
There's no way...
Look at it.
Greenland has never been larger than North America.
It is not distorted.
It's completely distorted.
Greenland is fucking huge.
Okay, get out of...
Give me something that's real, then.
Google Maps is jacked.
No, it's not, man.
That's bigger than South America.
I'm telling you.
Okay, Greenland should be a continent, then.
Because it's bigger than every other continent.
That is a jacked-up map.
I can promise you.
I've looked at a lot of maps in my day.
Just go globe back.
It's like, how big is Greenland?
It is jacked up.
I did a...
It's 700...
So the widest part of Greenland is 728 miles.
Yeah, that fits inside of Texas.
Yeah, that map was way too cute.
It was creepy.
It was so big.
Got a map quest.
See what that shows.
That's the width of Texas.
Yeah, exactly.
A little bit more.
Actually, it's from Texas to Louisiana, but it doesn't matter.
Even that one is jacked up.
Why are they making Greenland look so gigantic?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's like the size of Russia if you laid it sideways.
No, it's bigger than all of North America.
People are idiots.
It's because they're taking the top of...
The wrap thing and flattening it out.
They're just kind of filling in the gap.
Yeah.
Okay, well...
Here's another thing.
Greenland is huge.
It's big.
We'll just leave it at that.
Is it that big now?
In fact, it's the size of Maine.
It's Cape Cod.
Dead.
Delaware.
No, it is pretty cool.
I'll tell you what they're saying.
It's so retarded.
It's so...
Obscenely large in this map.
And what do you want to map?
Google Maps.
I want you to go to the farthest left or right.
Right click and say measure distance.
No, no, no, of Greenland.
Just go to the far left.
That's not the far left.
Measure distance?
I didn't know you could do this.
Right there, yeah.
Right click, say measure distance.
And then click to the far left.
Let's see what that says.
Notice there's an arch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just click.
No, no, distance to here.
Hold that down and move it.
There you go.
Eight miles.
But do you notice how it's arched?
I do.
That's because it's an airplane and you go up in the air.
That's not because...
Because it's a humped piece of land.
Kind of like Paul's ass.
I have a humped ass.
We all have a humped piece of ass.
That's 2000 miles.
Well, the U.S., do the U.S.
The U.S. is...
Hold on.
2000 miles is Africa?
End to end?
Well, with.
With.
With-wise.
Whoa, lots of zooming here.
What is that?
Djibouti.
What country is that?
Djibouti?
That's the city.
What country is that?
That little finger.
I don't know what's happening.
You're making me dizzy.
4000.
The answer is 4000 miles.
Africa is width.
Somalia.
And its greatest width is 4000 miles.
What is the United States at its greatest miles?
I think it's 3000 something.
I think it's 35.
33 or 35.
Well, everybody talks about from the sea to the shining seas.
You have to go up to Maine, don't you?
You have to go to that point up there.
And the point way up.
2800.
Well, but go to the northern part of Washington state.
Now we're talking.
That's shorter.
Oh, it became shorter.
Bring it to Florida.
I don't think it's going to get longer.
So it's about 3000.
About 3000 miles.
Oh, look at that.
So that's the longest stretch?
Well, it is from the far northwest.
Washington to the southern tip of Florida.
Or is it southern California up to Maine?
I don't know.
Oh, look at it.
We're getting kind of creative here.
All right.
So he's putting it in Maine, down to the southern part of California.
It's relatively 28, 27 miles.
So we're between 28 and 3000 miles.
Correct.
All right.
Now do what do we say Greenland was?
Eight miles?
707.
See, it's tiny.
So why is it look so freaking huge on this map?
It's irritating.
Yeah, it's a little out of perspective.
Because you can't take a sphere and make it flat.
Well, you can.
It does this.
Yeah, it does.
But you have to fill in the blanks.
That's aggravating.
Yeah, it's that top part.
It's just like a new what Paul look like.
Scroll down.
Let's look at it.
I'll show you the North Pole.
That one lets you see it.
Yeah, what the hell?
No, you can't look at it.
There you go.
Whoa.
Antarctica.
All right.
When you buy some land there, there's got to be a lot of it available.
The edge of the planet.
It's actually another planet.
Okay.
This is retarded.
Yeah, it's a little inaccurate.
Maybe this we ought to go to Google.
What is the other one?
Google Earth.
Apparently you're right.
You can't you can't depict a sphere, a spherical planet on a flat map.
Yeah.
Why did they do it that way?
Why can't you you have flat maps?
Why didn't they use that?
Keep it in a sphere.
Okay, you're going to Google Earth.
I think this is the right answer.
Keep it in a sphere.
Don't show it.
There we go.
There you go.
Bingo.
Now you can roll the whole thing in a sphere.
And look at how tiny Greenland is.
Hold on.
It's so cute.
Greenland is not even.
Is that Greenland?
Yeah, it's cute.
There's a little thing.
But Sarah, it's still huge.
No, it's not.
Look at Great Britain.
Look at Great Britain compared to Greenland is bigger than Spain.
It's bigger than Europe.
Oh, it's big.
Well, yes, but come on.
Really?
It's cute.
It's bigger than the Scandinavian area.
It's just hilarious.
All right, where there's no North Pole.
What happened in the North Pole?
Putin bought it.
Well, there's no land up in the North Pole.
Well, I know, but there should be ice.
I mean, what?
Hold on.
Santa Claus is up there.
Oh, that is true.
Chris Kringle.
Google Earth is amazing.
I go to go to Antarctica.
Where's Antarctica?
Yeah, show us how little that is.
It's not little.
Now we're talking.
That looks that's about the size of Greenland.
I wonder what the distance is there.
Does you have the same features on this to measure distance?
There might be a little different.
Now, now go to the Falkland Islands.
Which Falkland Islands?
Falkland.
I think you just made a line.
This podcast in the Falkland Islands, I tell you.
So I'm confused.
This beat up.
So if we can see Antarctica, why can't we see the North Pole in Google Maps?
Because there is nothing up there.
Oh, it all melted?
There's no land.
Climate change?
Could be.
It all melted.
Well, they say, well, because Greenland is basically covered in ice.
Greenland is.
Yes.
Well, they show that.
And they're saying, well, because there's land underneath.
Come on.
There's, the entire North Pole is covered in ice.
Well, you don't see all the ice packs that are up there, do you?
Well, exactly.
I'm asking why.
Because it's not real.
It's not real.
It's fake.
So people walked on that ice and they had a race to the North Pole.
Who beat?
Who won that?
Remember all that?
Yeah, I remember that.
That was a big deal.
I think it was Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.
She did.
And she looked hot doing it.
Jungle.
I'll tell you what.
She's wearing a little short shorts on the North Pole.
I like that one scene of Tomb Raider where something was about to explode.
A volcano.
She was running and were things going to and fro.
Oh my God.
Was that Kate Beckinsale?
No, it was Angelina Jolie.
Yeah, Angelina Jolie.
Second best.
God bless.
I mean, she was, she was running and she had these.
She bay watching.
Dude, her boobs were like, are doing and they were like attacking each other.
I mean, there's like trapped in this thing.
And you know, it was crazy.
She like prides herself on being a very.
Well, she had breast cancer.
She had removed.
No, she did not.
She did that preemptively.
Well, something like that.
Oh, that's right.
Because her mother had breast cancer.
And then she had implants.
I believe so.
Cause it looks like she has boobs.
Good for her.
That's gutsy.
Being all serious right now.
That's gutsy.
If she knows that her mother and her grandmother and her grandmother's mother, I mean, all
died of breast cancer and she's like, I'm not taking any chances and removes what would
be perfectly healthy breasts.
That's what her, what is that?
Those breasts.
But really, you think someone saved them during the jar on a mantle?
You say jar at the same time.
Yes.
You know me.
Coke.
You're gay.
I wonder if you can take someone else's boob juice and pump it into somebody else's boob
juice as a normal, like let's say, like Paul wants a breast augmentation.
Yes, I do.
I've been talking about it for months.
I don't know.
Can you?
You can't change organs.
Hold on.
What are you talking about?
What time?
You can have a heart transplant.
It's got a match.
Well, I guess if you match, you could change fat.
So you can change fat.
Well, yeah, but are you going to go through all that and go, yeah, I'm on the boob fat
transfer list.
There are women out there that will do anything to get a boob.
Well, the hell are we talking about?
Well, the Brazilian butt lift is taking fat from their stomach and jamming it in their
ass.
What is that for?
You make it sound so vulgar.
Is that cushion pushing for the is to give them a bigger ass?
You know these ladies with the thing for the pushing like Madonna has her big ass.
I bet you got a Brazilian.
God Madonna.
What the fuck is going on with Donna?
She's train wreck.
She is like, what is what is the other lady that died during surgery that used to be a
talk show host and had a really scratchy voice like, you know, Joan, Joan Rivers, Rivers,
Joan Rivers.
Yeah, right.
She, that was a good little impersonation.
Wasn't it?
No.
Oh, damn it.
So not so good.
So but my point is that she had all kinds of facelifts and junk going on nonstop.
Isn't isn't that sad that women, women in Hollywood that that were beautiful at one
time can't handle that they're like aging.
Right.
And they and they seem like they're all doing it now.
Well, you know what?
The guys are starting to do it too.
Look at the Commodore's Lionel Richie.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's looking strange.
I mean, they, they, they have the guy that was a fireman.
The pull up, pull up Lionel Richie.
See what he looks like today.
Their faces are so tight and I'm like, just why can't you be okay with yourself?
Well, I just saw him on the like the Rocker Hall of Fame.
He looked his face looked almost swollen, but it looked very tight.
Tight tight.
That's the key.
Everything look, I mean, well, look at Jerry Jones.
Jerry Jones's face is like skin like crazy tight.
Yeah.
This one down here in the middle.
Next one down.
That one.
Look at that.
So it's going on there.
Yeah, that doesn't look good.
I don't know.
I don't, you know, he's always had something that he's had fillers put in or what, but
I just wish they people just would be themselves and not get work done.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't get it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I applaud people like, like, uh, uh, Jamie Lee Curtis not getting any work done
apparently.
Well, she did.
Well, I don't, she looked like it.
You got the gray hair.
Yep.
I mean, she was rocking the body back in the day, man.
Yeah, she was, she was.
And you know what?
I mean, she was beautiful then and she's beautiful now.
I mean, we age guys.
We all age and Hollywood people and celebrities, they can't, I think it's sad that they can't,
they can't just come to grips with the fact that their body ages and they gotta just,
you know, just be okay in their own skin, you know, but they can't, they can't do it.
They want to relive or hang on to the everybody gloating over them, but they don't.
That's the thing.
People don't gloat over them.
I'll tell you who looked good on that Rockwell Hall of Fame concert is Pat Benatar was inducted.
And I don't think she's had any work done.
All right, let's check it out.
Pat Benatar recent pictures.
She has gray hair, but she was rocking like a little mini skirt.
Her legs were rocking.
She's 70.
She's awesome.
69.
And where do you see this stuff?
Do you watch this?
Watching on mainstream TV?
No, it's on HBO.
These are not recent pictures.
Yeah, recent pics of put in Rockwell Hall of Fame.
There you go.
And she's got, I mean, the haircuts terrible, but it's gray hair.
She looked good.
I think I mean, she's probably had a ton of makeup on.
Right, right, right.
There she is.
Right there in the middle.
Yeah, that's what she looked like.
Okay.
Zoom in on that.
Let's take a look.
Okay.
I don't think she's had any work with her neck.
It's old.
I mean, her neck looks, she's got the gray hair.
Her cheeks are pretty tight though.
Yeah, I don't know.
She's, I don't, again, but she, she sounded great.
Mickey Rourke, right?
He's had a shit ton, too.
Well, he's also, but he was a boxer and has some bad things happen with his.
I don't know what happened to him.
Yeah, but he's a mess now.
Complete, complete faith transformation.
Looks like someone took a condom and just covered his whole head with it.
Wow.
Mickey Rourke, yeah.
I mean, it's just the, the before and after like nine and a half weeks, Mickey Rourke,
versus his Iron Man.
Yeah, it's just a train, right?
Iron Man, Mickey Rourke.
Well, do you ever see him in the wrestler?
What happened?
Was it, was it bad plastic surgery that went bad?
Yes, you are okay.
Well, he broke his face boxing and then he had plastic surgery, which made it even worse.
Amazing, amazing.
Yeah, he looks like carrot top though.
Carrot tops.
Another one.
He's got a lot of work done.
Who's carrot top?
He's a comedian.
He's a comedian that uses props for a company.
He's actually kind of funny, but you know, he, uh, because maybe I recommend called the
wrestler.
Wow.
Mickey Rourke is in.
It's about a WWE style wrestler on the last leg of his career.
He says really good.
It's extremely good.
And, um, and he's in it.
And he's the main actor.
Okay.
He's the wrestler.
He's the, he's the main character.
Yeah.
And I recommend it.
It's very, very good.
Um, I don't know if he was a nominated for Oscar or not, but, uh, uh, I recommend it.
He was in that and he took steroids to get into shape and he's admitted it because he's
in the little bikini thing and strutting around.
He's in his fifties or whatever.
Right.
So and flying around and stuff like that.
And, uh, he, I mean, look at him when he's young, that middle picture.
I mean, what a stud.
Yeah.
I'd do him.
Yeah.
I think we all would.
Well, no, I'm joking.
What's the third one in the hat?
What's up with that?
Oh, I'm telling you.
Got himself a little too.
What happened?
Anyway, I don't know.
He's a good looking dude.
Man.
When he was young.
I gotta tell you, over the last couple of weeks, uh, we've had the social media platform,
new owner of Twitter, Elon Musk, get berated because he purchased it and there was all
kinds of drama on, Oh God, he's going to do this.
He's stifling free speech.
Yeah.
He's going to, he's going to change it and everyone's jumping off ship and you know,
and yeah, advertising to be shamed.
Yeah.
And now the advertisers are coming back because the reality of it is, is that Twitter makes
them money as well.
Yeah.
Money is money.
Advertiser's got to advertise.
That's the thing about capitalism and business.
They're there to make money.
That's what Ricky Gervais said.
Normally.
The, uh, what does he do?
Ricky Gervais, the globals, the golden globes.
The golden globes.
He was just like, you know, he says, you know, when you get to a ward, you know, thank God
and your mom and dad and fuck off because, you know, you think that you're laughing right
now.
And he was like, but if ISIS got, uh, developed a streaming business, you call your agent
right now to, to get on board and to get money.
Money is money.
They don't give a fuck.
They're greedy.
It's about greed.
It's all about money.
Just like the golfers going to live.
Yeah.
Right.
Oh yeah.
You know, they're not loyal to anything.
They're loyal to money.
Well, the thing is, is live is, uh, owned by Saudi Arabia.
Saudi Arabia.
Who is not very nice.
No.
They got, they got people off the fucking building.
Kishogi, right?
They, they just remember the guy.
Yep.
Inside of the embassy.
Yeah.
And they peppered his body parts in the local, uh, garden that was there inside the building.
They were like, yeah, they took some body parts and they put it in the, the garden there
and did the garden start doing well.
They're flourished.
There we go.
See.
And someone waves, I'll give you $12 million a year if you come play for me.
Oh, okay.
I got to get my ethics and morals.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter what kind of, uh, human rights violations.
And that's, that was some of the kickback that they were going to like, like Phil Mickelsen
and some of the big names at whatever they're, how do you justify, you know, prior to this,
you were against Saudi Arabia and some of the things they were doing.
And now all of a sudden they're waving this huge check in front of you.
Yeah.
You're going to look past that.
Yeah, I'm not, you know, the, the question is, yes, I am.
I guess it's media relations.
relations with other countries. It's similar to going to the world soccer cup or the Olympics.
You know, yeah, I wonder if that live is going to survive. How many? Well, I mean, I haven't
watched any of it. I don't watch golf. I don't watch golf either. But I mean, I have Saudi
Ribbon. What percentage of the golf pros have gone over? Quite a bit. Saudi right? So much money
on oil that I mean, you're talking 500 million. I don't even know it's an astronomical amount
of money a day. Right. They can afford it. It's so bad for the environment. Whatever.
So you must purchase the Twitter. Yeah. And he's he's going through closets. He's finding
stay woke hashtag stay woke t shirts. They're rummaging through the networks and just the
archives and they they they come up with these files from when Trump during the the you know,
right before the election time, they like they learned that there were some sincere
suppression going on. Dude, he's exposing all sorts of radical radical censorship, radical
ideology. But unless you're on Twitter or watch one of the news programs like Fox
News or something like that, you're not going to know about it. You don't know about it.
Because ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, New York Times, they're not covering the shit.
And a I don't know about a prominent Democrat, but a Democrat politician came out and said
he came on Fox News. And he was like, Yeah, his guy's name is a Kana. K H A N N A.
He said half the country doesn't know about the road. Yeah, this guy, he so he's a Democrat
politician. He's on Fox News because he's not afraid to talk about both sides of the aisle,
right? Both sides of the issue. And he's saying this is the problem. Half the country doesn't
even know about this Twitter release. Here we are going. These are bombshells, right?
Michelle Obama was the one that got, you know, Trump forced off a Twitter. That's a bombshell,
right? Right. Hunter Biden, you know, the FBI was talking to the Twitter executives about,
you know, suppressing the Hunter Biden. That's a bombshell. These are huge bombshells, right?
Everything that all the conservatives have been going. Now there's proof. Yeah, have been
alleging, right? All this time, there were proof. It's proven not covered by mainstream media.
No, this is a nothing. But this is a nothing burger. This is old news. Yeah. Oh, even the
White House is like, really? We that fucking steams my ass, man. You know, it's just like
ridiculous. We've been we've been contesting this and saying, what's up? What's up? What's up?
And they're like, that's not true. That's false information. That's just definition of
gaslight. And you know what? That is the definition of gaslight. If you even mentioned this, we're
going to fucking block your face off of Twitter and every other social media. We're going to kill
it. And they did it. Meanwhile, you've got the former head of trust and safety, Yule Roth.
You know, that little guy, Yule, Yule, as in Joe, well, well. So, you know, well, while
you're Roth, R. O. T. was one of the main guys doing this. Oh, yeah, he was the head. He was
one of the guys on Twitter. That was basically he was the one that was like, you know, block this
dude, block this dude. And there were several folks from even from China that were consultants
that were going to Twitter saying, Hey, man, look, we come from a country that this happens all the
time. And we highly discourage it. It's a very slippery slope. And once you start doing this,
it was like, I don't care. And by the way, you know what? We need to take Donald Jr. off as well.
We're going to create program. We're going to create new guidelines so that we can eliminate
Donald Trump. It's all about resist. Here's the problem. These people believed, I think they
believe in their heart that they're doing a good, a good thing for the country.
It's the power of suggestion. Are you following me though? I mean, they're not like going, oh,
man, the right and the conservatives are speaking some truth here. And we don't want that truth to
reach the left. We don't want the truth to reach the country. So we're going to do everything we
they are literally thinking that the right and the conservatives are a bunch of liars,
a bunch of evil liars, a bunch of evil liars. And we're going to do everything we can to make
sure that their evil message of hate and bigotry and and and no freedom and all that kind of stuff.
But that's fake. That's a whole bullshit. It's total bullshit. Yes, I agree. I agree. But these
people think they're doing the right thing. That's what's scary. That's what's scary. They think
they're doing the right thing. So they think they're doing Elon, an honorable unveiled a
series of files. Yeah, five. So far. Yeah, it's you know, not insignificant. None of them.
Yeah, they're all they're all significant. But you know, you've got people like Jack Dorsey, who
is now like, well, he is he, he may be in trouble because he testified in front of Congress. He
said stuff was not happening. Yeah, that's why it's happening. He was like, no, he lied. So I
imagine he's going to be pulled up in front again here soon. The next couple years. But you know
what? But here's Jack Dorsey says he Jack Dorsey calls for Elon Musk to release the Twitter files
without filter and let people judge for themselves. So what is that all about? Or is that just a
little jet on my mind? Well, I mean, maybe again, maybe that feeds into what I'm saying, that they
were looking at all of the stuff on both sides and they're like going, you know, this is evil. This
is hate. This is hate speech. And this is, you know, Trump is hate speech. And and we're gonna
and we're gonna, you know, protect the country from this. That's what they thought. That's what
that whole January six thing was. I know they shut that down. And what's interesting is, it's the
higher levels that we're doing this because they had the everyday workers questioning it.
This does not really meet it. Yeah, this guy Yale would Trump it go yet. No, it whatever,
doesn't meet our terms of service. I thought the same thing. And then Elon Musk comes into
comes into the picture. And suddenly now these people are like, willing to work with him to
to produce all these files. Right. If they if they believed that if they believed in what they were
doing in terms of censorship, they wouldn't be making it so easy. I think I think there's a
release this stuff. I'm talking about the Twitter employee. Correct. I think there is a level. I
think there's a group of folks, a lot of them. Yeah, that it was wrong. They know it was wrong.
But there is also a lot of folks. And when your boss and your extremely high person tells you
what's going to happen, you do it. You do it. Well, they lose you. Interesting stat on Fox News
regarding the ratio of left versus right with the the employees of Twitter. And I don't it all
it jumped from like 80 to 90 to 96. So liberal left. Yeah. Well, it's in California, bro. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's California. But it's just it's just I should be afraid. But you do have a small
percentage in there that that aren't left. So it's those folks that are standing tall and say, Hey,
man, this is what was going on. Yeah. Would that be interesting if he moves to Texas? Like he did
Tesla. They keep doing shit like investigate, you know, people sleeping in the headquarters,
and how that's a violation of something. Why don't you why don't you focus on the girl that just
got murdered last week in your backyard? I mean, Elon Musk is begging them to give him a reason
to move out of California. I can guarantee that December 7. Jack Dorsey fires a tweet out.
Elon says it looks like we will we will need another day or two to release these files. And
Jack Dorsey is like, if the goal is transparency to build trust, I don't I said this kind of but
I want to not paraphrase I want to say exactly what he said. Why not just release everything
without filter that people judge for themselves, including all of discussions and current future
actions, make everything public now. So I'm kind of wondering what Jack's where he's going with that.
Yeah. Yeah. And is Elon Musk trimming out some important stuff? I think I think Jack is trying
to insinuate I think by making that statement. We get Jedi mind trick like you said. Yeah,
that's kind of what I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm thinking he's a smart guy, whether you agree
with it or not. Of course he's he's a smart guy. He created Twitter. He left. He created Square.
And then he came back to Twitter. I but I also get the sense point of operating system. Yes.
But he also came out on your phone or used to little company. He also came out and
said we made some mistakes. He admitted to making mistakes. Right. I also think his second venture
as CEO. I don't think he was involved that much that much because I think a lot of the shit was
going on without his knowledge at least at least I hope because otherwise he's he's just a dense
motherfucker. Right. Your empire like that. You know, you don't want to micro manage. You've already
done it. So you're just like, Hey, on the head, you know, every shit rolls through me. You lean
on the people that work for you to get the job done. You still need to know what's going on,
though. You still need to go to what's going on. You know, you kind of do but because you still
report to a board and you have to give and Twitter was a public company. So you're reporting to the
board. You're reporting to the stock exchange every quarter and the board is responsible for
making sure that the company is making all decisions, all decisions in favor of the stakeholders.
Correct. That's it. That's their job. So make sure they're maximizing the return for the
stakeholders, which is why ESG is bullshit. It is. It's total bullshit. It's not in the
interest of the stakeholders. It's not in the interest of making money. It is in the interest
of of boosting your score and looking like a very responsible company. But that's not that's not
about making money. ESG, I think is the next wave that's going to have to be killed. It is going
to well states are starting to jump in lots of states. Arizona is the latest one. Yep. Arizona,
Missouri, Texas in Florida. Those are four big ones. And they're saying no state no state money
is going to be put into any company that's advocating social and governance investing.
So what is what is your investment making? There's a little article here. So it says it's
investing refers to a set of standards for a company's behavior used by socially conscious
investors. Socially that's the key. Socially conscious investors. Yeah. So to screen the
potential investments. Right. So here's the thing. So to get into certain index funds, right,
in this on the stock market, right, if people are like, you know what, I want to invest in the
stock market, but I want to make sure I'm investing in socially responsible companies. I want to make
sure my money is not going to a fossil fuel sucking oil company. Yeah, ExxonMobil or BP.
So I want to make sure that when I put my money into a mutual fund, that's ESG responsible. Okay.
So then that company young people. Yep. Totally, totally. And then those people,
the hedge fund manager or the mutual fund manager, they pulled together the companies that have high
ESG scores. I wouldn't invest in this Tesla got booted. Tesla really Tesla, like the world's
biggest electric car company, where all the liberals of the world that that are trying to be
that is a direct result from Biden. No, that is because Biden Biden went in in in cursed Tesla,
right slanted them, well, because of Elon Musk. Yeah. I tell you, I tell you, Elon Musk,
tell you what, there's been a big push on these old EVs because they're saying there's zero emissions.
I actually saw a comer and they're not. Yeah, they move the emissions to a different place. Yes,
because it's zero emissions at the pipe, which they don't have pipes exhaust pipes, right.
That is true. But all those emissions have been moved elsewhere. Yeah, along the chain, whether
in production or the electricity that is coming from your emissions are elsewhere. Right. It's
not coming out of your engine, but it's not to mention they're fueling the car with fossil fuel
generated electricity. Correct. And I saw a commercial the other day. And I don't remember
I don't remember who it was. And it said zero emissions at the pipe on the commercial. Oh,
they're clarifying. So they're clarifying it now. Yeah, zero emissions at they use the pipe,
they use something else some other term. Yeah, but they basically had a little
discreet how they will star down there at the bottom little small print. Yeah,
zero emissions at the pipe. You know, I was thinking today I was just driving down the road
and I saw a Tesla and I was thinking to myself, if that guy holds on to that car for eight years,
10 years, he's gonna have to buy new batteries. Correct. And those new batteries are like $20,000.
Yep. So how is that a great investment to buy a Tesla? It's not. It's not at all. I would
buy a car. I have a 2006 Jetta that I have put maybe in repairs for grand. Okay, it is now what
2006 to 16 years old. Well, the $4000 over 16 years. And it's a diesel. And it gets pretty
good gas mileage, right? 30 something in the city. I'm thinking that's that's that's good,
right? Hang on to it long time. Right. Tesla, you hang on to that car for that long.
You're gonna buy another car. Well, I think I think the aftermarket for an electric vehicle
is going to be crap. Because when I was looking for a car for my son, right, there were hybrids.
And I was looking at those, I was like, a hybrid is a good idea. Great gas mileage,
you're not relying on battery. But I looked at it, I was like, well, this is already eight years old,
and it's got 140,000 miles on it. And it needs a new bank of batteries. So I googled it. I think it
was a Ford Fusion hybrid. I was like, what's the battery life on a Ford about 100,000 miles? This
would car was already at 140. And I was like, no, because that battery as soon as I get that in a
year or less is going to die. And then what? You replace it? Yeah, how much? Oh, I know. That's
what I mean. Did you look it up? No, I stopped it. But I'm hearing serious no. Tesla. It is. It's
1415 $20,000 spent on the car. I actually wrote a story. How do they think that's going to end?
How is that? How is that a smart investment? Here's here's not a smart investment. At least
this is what the latest proposition is. So the latest proposition that they're putting
out right now are as the fusion. There's supposedly some breakthrough on fusion.
Dude, decades away from it being something practical, but keep going. Go ahead.
They say eight decade within the next 10 years. Okay, keep going.
But the reality of it, that is probably the reality of it, because here's the thing.
What they're proposing, so the fusion has always been an option. However,
it's something they have always worked on. They've worked on it, but they've never quite been able
to get the potential from it. So when they're talking about combining elements, they're
saying that when you combine, so for example, if you put in one mega joule and one mega joule,
you combine them, boom, the output is 0.7 mega joules. So they're losing 1.3 somewhere in the
process. You do the fusion process, there's energy created, but it's not enough to warrant the process.
More energy is poured into the process than is generated. And for the first time ever,
this experiment produced more energy than was put into it.
Specifically, they put in 2.05 mega joules of energy into it and yielded more. 3.15.
That for the first time ever has made it. What were the elements?
Strontium and nutsack.
Scrotum juice.
They're going to count on the males for a while.
And taint shady.
So trans women.
They're going to fuel the world.
The government has already harnessed this information. The Department of Energy has
captured it. They're not going to release it because...
No, it was a big press conference.
Yeah, but they're not going to release the details of it.
Because here's the thing. The reason why is, first of all, the government has grabbed control of it
because they want to harness the energy for weaponry.
A fusion bomb.
Right off the bat. So I'm like, what the fuck?
So here's what I think of in the big grand scheme of things. You think of our civilization.
And you think of the earth. And you think of how old the earth is.
And how many times has the earth reached to a point where everybody on it dies.
And then it gets rebooted. Dinosaurs, humans, bomb come back.
I think fusion is the last cog in the system.
And that's the reason why they're not going to release this information.
Because it is so volatile that it only takes a little bit to make a huge...
It's going to be extremely difficult to harness one.
It's like dark matter.
Well, whatever it is.
It's explosions that you'll kill lots of people.
Dude, it's like one of these things that it's going to be like, you can make it in your kitchen,
like fucking bleach in ammonia and you mix it.
And it's... I mean, I'm not saying it's that.
Is it like the God particle?
We don't know.
Remember what it is? The collider.
The collider, yeah.
And they thought there were people that like, don't do it.
It's going to end the world.
Remember that?
That was the super collider over in Europe somewhere.
Yes.
The CERN or something like that.
And they did it.
They did it.
Well, they did it because they're idiots.
You know, it's just like...
Well, it's like, well, this could happen.
We could end everyone.
They were like, it could create a black hole in the middle of the earth or something crazy like that.
Did it do anything?
No, it didn't do anything.
Didn't they like... Didn't have to get going to a certain speed and they ran it into something or something?
Yeah, no, that's the whole point.
It did something.
It probably did a couple of miles away.
They were like, hey, Bob, wasn't your car parked there?
Someone stole my car.
No, they didn't.
It imploded.
It vanished.
That's gone.
Well, my point about bringing this up is that this technology, you got to be kind of fearful.
And it's got to be managed extremely well.
Oh, yeah.
Because if the stuff...
I mean, it was no different than vision.
I mean, you managed it extremely well.
They were in like as fast as they could, trying to harness the power of vision reaction
so they could build a bomb to kill a bunch of people.
I mean, in the 50s.
Well, this stuff is supposed to produce...
No, no, I'm sorry.
Next to...
I'm sorry.
When did World War II end?
Nuclear...
40...
46, right?
45, 46.
45.
So there's no effluent produce from the transaction of this fusion.
Anyway, sorry.
Go ahead.
No, I was saying that when they're saying that when the fusion process occurs,
that there's no destructive effluent that is produced by the process.
No byproduct.
No harmful byproduct.
That's correct.
That's all.
It's beautiful.
It's a beautiful thing.
It's the perfect energy.
So you got to be able to manage it.
That's the whole thing.
You have to be able to manage it.
So, you know, I mean, that would be like the perfect thing.
To me, I'd be slapping some labels on it and putting it out there.
Why aren't they?
You know, that's a good question.
So the danger of a fission reaction, right?
So that's where you start a chain reaction when neutrons are flying all over the place.
A nuclear bomb.
Yeah, but not neutrons, but electrons, I think, are flying all over the place.
It was a protons.
And then they put the control rods down into the reaction.
And the control rods absorb, that's how they control, they keep it from getting out of control.
Those control rods go down into the reaction and it absorbs the things that are flying around,
breaking up the other.
Well, that's the difference between the two.
There's an absorption and then there's the release.
So that's how the energy is created, right?
When they get this stuff all fired up and these, I can't remember which, is it electrons?
Are flying all over the place.
Photons.
Smashing into other ones and breaking them apart.
That's fission, right?
You break something apart and it creates heat.
And then that reaction starts going and going and going and going.
Typically, the protons are in the control.
Electrons are the ones that bounce around.
Right.
So electrons are bouncing around.
They put the control rods into the reaction and it absorbs the electrons and slows the reaction down.
That's how they keep a fission reactor from melting down.
That's how they control it, right?
By putting those rods in there and absorbing the electrons.
So in a fusion reaction, you're not splitting.
It's the opposite.
Yeah, you're not splitting apart atoms.
You're putting atoms together.
Yeah, you're forcing atoms together.
It's kind of like taking the north and south end of a magnet and trying to force them together.
And you know how you get that little ether action going on?
Yeah.
Where it kind of starts to fight it.
You struggle to push it together.
That's kind of my visual concept I could share with people.
What a fusion is.
It's that ether energy that's there.
That's the potential.
So I'm trying to capture that.
Yeah, that's what I'm...
I don't know, man.
Well, it's not about capturing it.
It's...
So it's...
Well, it's harnessing.
You're harnessing and capturing the same thing.
How do you...
So there's an energy in there.
How do you get that?
And use it.
Like electromagnetic pulse or something.
No, everything has to do with heat.
It creates heat.
And then the heat is going to boil water, which makes steam, which turns a turbine.
So we're going to steam engines?
Oh, no, no, no.
That's what fusion reactions are.
Well, I know, but our cars are internal combustion, right?
So instead of gas, it'll be water.
So what type of energy is fusion going to create?
Well, I don't think we're going to have...
I don't think we're going to have...
So a type of nuclear reaction in which atomic nuclei combine to form more massive nuclei
with a stimulus or sub-etainless release of energy.
That doesn't really do it.
So it's through the combining of nuclei, small atoms.
Nuclear reaction in which nuclei combine to form more massive nuclei with the sub-etains.
So it's the release of energy.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a release of energy, but what is it releasing?
But how do you capture that?
And my big question is that this defies the laws of physics.
You know, when you think about it, because it's like energy A put in produces this much.
Energy B puts put in produces...
How can you yield a larger input...
I'm sorry, a larger output than what's input?
I don't know.
Because I'm not a fusion reaction.
Well, the one thing that we're not thinking about is our environment,
which is rich in what?
Oxygen.
Water.
Oxygen.
Carbon dioxide.
Nitrogen.
Nitrogen is a lot.
So that is the only thing I can think of that is unaccounted for during the fusion reaction.
Well, that I would think about.
Was it their hydrogen fusion?
Well, that's what the sun is.
Right.
Hydrogen fusion.
I don't know.
That's how the sun generates its heat.
Is that when you hear these hydrogen run cars?
Isn't that...
No, that is you're not doing fusion, you're burning hydrogen.
You're burning hydrogen.
Why don't we do that?
Well, they've talked about it.
I mean, that is a totally underutilized energy source is burning hydrogen.
Because your exhaust is water.
It's very low emissions.
I think the problem with hydrogen is it burns extremely hot.
So I think it's hard to manage that.
Well, they have hydrogen buses.
Absolutely.
Look at the batteries.
Would those things catch fire?
Exactly.
I don't know.
You bring up a good point.
Personally, me, hydrogen, I think hydrogen would have been a much better source than electric battery.
Those batteries catch fire.
They have to use special chemicals to put them out.
If they don't, they burn for days.
Yeah.
I don't understand it.
And here we are in Europe and the United States shutting down fission reactions.
Fission reactors, nuclear reactors.
It doesn't make any sense.
That literally has no emission.
It has a byproduct, which is a highly radioactive control rods because they won't reuse them.
Because if you reuse them, they become plutonium, which can be the ingredient of a bomb.
Dirty bomb, right?
No.
A real bomb.
So the dirty bomb are the used rods.
Correct.
I read the book now that has to do with dirty bomb.
Let me recap this.
I love this history.
It's crazy.
So the people that invented the whole nuclear reaction, right, the fission reaction,
they were like, this is the holy grail of energy.
What we're going to do is-
Make a bomb out of it.
Yeah.
We're going to start with uranium.
We're going to, and uranium are the control rods.
Okay?
The control rods.
So in the fission reaction, the electrons are going all crazy and they absorb into the uranium,
and it becomes, uranium is unstable, right?
It's unstable, right?
It's radioactive.
It's unstable.
And then as it absorbs, we're taking a selfie.
Your camera sucks.
Yeah, it really does.
It's all, we were taking a selfie in the middle of my very profound,
very profound scientific conversation.
I was defeating.
I'm being minimized.
I'm being minimized here.
It's like, you even look at it like, man, that's bad.
Yeah, I did.
It's very bad.
Well, I'm sorry.
I was distracted by, you know.
So let me finish this.
So those uranium control rods, when they absorb electrons, they turn into plutonium,
which is very stable, very stable.
You don't have to bury it in a salt mine somewhere.
It's not radioactive.
It's plutonium.
Yeah, but you have to guard it.
You have to guard it.
Yeah.
You have to guard it.
You have to make sure.
And then no one steals it.
That's to be able to make a nuclear bomb, you have to have plutonium.
That's exactly why Hillary Clinton sold to Putin.
She gave them uranium.
Oh, she gave them the cake.
The spud.
Yeah, uranium.
The yellow cake.
Which you can enrich into plutonium.
Yes.
Anyway, but my point is, and then when the United States got very nervous about it becoming plutonium,
it completely took away the benefit of nuclear reactors,
which was no emissions, no dangerous byproduct,
because they got scared of people getting plutonium.
All right.
Well, Mr. Producer, you're pulling something about how hard it is to make a bomb.
It's how to make the bomb.
Like, right.
And that, and it totally, in an instant, in a boneheaded decision to not let it get enriched to the point where it became plutonium,
totally cut the nuts off of nuclear energy.
Nuclear energy.
Well, there you have it.
Well, that's Paul with the...
Little history lesson there.
The factoids.
We, the cliff-clavinisms of the nuclear reaction.
Mr. Producer, you were pulling up the hydrogen and why we don't use hydrogen cars.
And that kind of...
Yeah, that absolutely should be something we should be doing.
Yeah.
So here's why we don't use... why the interest in using combustion... hydrogen combustion engines.
Some of us... what's kind of weird?
It kind of disappeared.
Engines.
Okay.
So are we reading the top part?
Hydrogen combustion motors aren't a new idea.
Back in the 1800s, hydrogen was a fuel of choice because gasoline was too unstable to use everything,
changed when engineers added carburetors to petroleum engines.
A raw form of the fuel injection we're familiar with today.
Gas became safer to use since they could not achieve proper air-to-fuel ratios for combustion.
Could now approve.
Fast forward, over 100 years, the gasoline-powered motors are phasing out for more preferred methods
of fueling our vehicles.
Hydrogen is coming back into the limelight, but many people question its true effectiveness.
Why the interest in using hydrogen combustion engines, engines running on octane fuel,
have dominated sales for many years.
Yeah.
So it's all based on money.
Right, based on money.
Because when you make money off of gas,
you don't make money off of hydrogen.
Oh, the entire world is built to refine oil into gas.
Now that we're in the age of running on fossil fuels, it's a real threat because
needs are changing.
The people want an alternative that not only saves our natural resources but reduces the carbon emissions,
that gasoline releases there, damaging the environment interest in other fuels like hydrogen
are climbing because more people want to reduce the negative effects of gasoline on our vehicles.
Whatever.
But still, it doesn't really give us the meat of why they're not using hydrogen currently.
It's water emissions instead of carbon.
It's an easier mixture to ignite.
It can run on lean mixtures and still combust quickly.
I mean, it is a better source.
It's a better source.
Because of high diffusivity, hydrogen spreads in mixtures with air quicker than gasoline.
It reduces dangers associated with possible leaks.
Yeah, I mean, we're all going to die when we have an hydrogen car.
No question about it.
Well, you stand there next to a gas bomb and you smell it, right?
You're like, don't smell the vapors.
If you're for gasoline.
Oh, I'm thinking for hydrogen.
Yeah, with hydrogen, I don't think you really have to deal with that.
You can get a water bottle and just collect it.
Now, is liquid hydrogen cold?
Cold, cold, cold?
I would imagine it's compressed.
Anything compressed that's a gas is cold.
So you'd have to have, so your car would be completely different.
You'd have to have some kind of compressor on your car, right?
You'd have to...
So much.
That's high compression.
Well, I mean, no, first off, they've already made hydrogen work in cars.
They've already made it work.
So here's the thing.
Now, the question is, you got to have high...
You talk about the compression, but stop.
You got to do all that.
But how are you going to power up the compressor?
Well, in your car, right?
Yeah.
They've already made it work, guys.
It's just not...
This is not new technology to put hydrogen in cars or buses.
Yeah, they're hydrogen buses.
Yeah, but I've seen hydrogen buses produce schmog come out the back.
I don't know.
It's apparently it's much better emissions than any fossil fuels.
So the producer is looking at me kind of like, consentingly.
33 Kelvin.
Well, that's pretty damn cold.
I'm looking at...
Minus 423 degrees.
Yeah.
Well, that's colder than any...
To exist as a liquid.
That'd make your penis fall off if you froze it.
Oh my God.
You'd be like, this is instead just like, crumble, right?
Like the people on Mars are going to deal with that.
Good Lord.
I'm going to take a leak.
I got nothing.
Yeah, I just laid that there.
You know, alternative energies always been fascinating
to me because I've always felt like there's something out there.
And I talk about podcasts about, once every four or five,
about the electrolysis of using water and hydrogen to power up cars.
And I don't understand because I've never...
You don't see any websites that debunk it.
You just don't see it.
You can't find it.
Yeah.
Because usually when you say something like that, you're like,
all right, well, let's go to Snopes and find out.
But you don't see anything where it says it's been debunked.
That there's no such thing as electrolysis for using water and f-in battery.
You know what's so interesting though?
It's like, I've always thought that the reason why these other alternative
energies don't flourish is because it's so hard to overcome the momentum
and the infrastructure of fossil fuels.
Right?
Well, it's entrenched, right?
It's entrenched.
But look at batteries.
Look at car batteries.
Right?
Oh, we're taking another selfie.
Do I look good?
Is that a good phone?
It's a good phone.
Is that a better phone?
I hope that worked.
All right.
Anyway, you see where I'm going with that?
For our podcast, Facebook page because we're not getting enough exposure out there.
Been pumping up the Instagram a little bit.
Yeah.
And we're good looking dudes.
I mean, we're hot.
We're borderline hot.
I got a hot butt.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
I'll tell you one thing.
I did get the CPAP machine.
I know I talked about the last couple of weeks in a row,
but I'll talk about a little bit more because I'm not snoring anymore.
So the wife's like, well, I still snore, but she's like, it's so quiet inside the mask.
I can't even hear it.
Yeah, it's so much cute.
You're muffled.
And so your wife wants you back in the bed.
No, I've been sleeping in the bed.
So now I'm just like,
she's like, now.
Together with your wife?
Well, well, now she's kind of like, well, dude, your farts are like amplified for some reason.
Now you're going to need a fart fap machine.
She's just like a cup to capture it.
Right.
A methane capture device.
They make those for cows.
Well, you just stay the entire downstairs up.
Your kids would walk down.
You said it just be like, ooh.
So now you're going to have a tube in your mouth and your anus.
What?
To capture all these.
I'm not capturing that.
It's like like one tube.
My farts are free range.
Well, no, it's not a single tube.
Like connective.
No, it's not a tube going from the anus to the mouth.
Oh.
It's two separate tubes.
I'm not a caterpillar.
What the hell, man?
I'm just saying now for you to not fart and not snore,
you need two different tubes.
Look, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What's happening?
I'm just saying she just made.
So they're loud?
In observations.
Are they loud or smelly?
I was I was asleep.
I don't know.
She just can't be happy, man.
You stopped snowing.
Now you're farting.
It was funny though, because she was kind of like,
oh my God, and it realized how much you fart in your sleep.
My immediate knee jerk response was like,
do you realize how much you fart in your sleep?
Well, there you go.
They do.
No, they do.
Like a barnyard animal.
I told you the story for the longest time,
we had a black lab that slept on her side or like on the floor on her side.
The dog.
Oh, and the snoring.
I was like, oh my God, Roger snoring, snoring.
And then he died.
And then the next week, Roger's still snoring.
And I'm like, but he's dead.
So Shelley, you've been snoring the whole time.
I shit you not.
I was stunned.
What did she say to that?
She was like, uh,
I was sleeping all day.
Yeah, totally.
I couldn't believe it.
The whole all this time, I thought it was the dog.
It was Shelley.
Wow.
Well, you know what?
There's women fart too. Yeah, they do they shit as well. Oh
Bart just kind of saying they burp
They do everything we do. They do we do what we do
But they do it a little more. Yeah, we see you're not quite as
Loud yeah, they're a little more great. Well, they're not as proud as we are
You know, we well we I mean when you bomb a toilet, you know walk out proud going that's gonna
I'm talking guys walk out be like give them a couple minutes
Yep, and if you leave the door open the fan off before it walks out. Yep
And when they're sitting on the couch watching TV off the fan, they don't lift their leg
Like we do
It'll lift their leg, you know saying well because they don't have old man syndrome
Well, you have to relieve those there are some of them out there
Of course they have digestive pressure. What are you talking about?
Challenge our masculinity and they assert certain authorities when it comes to
Super bombastic it was quite impressive. My mom was too dad you can hear her down the street
People down be like fucking church crew be like
Okay, so just for the record we're we're ending this podcast talking about how our mom's part
It's all about energy. It's produced. It's gathered. It's collected. No, it's not it's not collected
It's not used for the good of America
You know what folks go out and shop for Christmas get your kids some stuff
It's Merry Christmas time. We've got one more week before we start celebrating do the birth of Jesus
And I'm excited. I am super excited dudes like us. I guess we're closing down
Oh, you want to go 30 well, I was just gonna say one thing we're kind of come up with new traditions
Right to do during Christmas when we get the family together. What do you do?
We talk about that in the next podcast, but I was thinking make tamales like bake cookies
Play games like what what do you do as a family?
Yeah shots now the kids are older, right? So let's talk about that in the next podcast
What are you gonna do to make this one a special Christmas? I'm Paul
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