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Yeah, I need to get my fridge fixed so I can have cold beer again.

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Dude, I cannot believe what you went through.

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You have to share that.

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Sucked.

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That's going to be our opening story.

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We'll talk a little bit about that.

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You know what though, have you taken the time to pull the refrigerator out?

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Not yet.

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Not yet.

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I don't know what I'm looking at.

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Well, here's the thing.

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It's December 7th.

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It's the first week of December.

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It's Christmasy.

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Christmasy?

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It's Christmasy.

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Christmas.

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Okay, well first off, you're wearing your Christmas shirt.

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Yes.

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But the last podcast you were like, I've been thinking it's so magical.

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I'm a kid.

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It's magical.

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Christmas is awesome.

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This year, fuck it.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm wearing my shirt right now.

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Are you more into the Christmas spirit now?

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Okay, this is a total 180 from where you were last week.

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We laughed our asses off when you were like.

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Is that Steve Perry?

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It's like, don't stop believing.

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Is my shirt with Santa Claus on the top?

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So well, you know what?

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Dudes Like Us moment.

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You need to know.

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Well, first of all, Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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And I'm Jeff.

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Welcome to our show.

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It's the second half of December 2nd and we are, I am a little spirited because.

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You shot 120 proof, two ounce shot of it.

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Well, yeah, I so soak up as much Sean as you can in the next 10 minutes because he's going

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to be quiet.

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Yeah, it's just going to be Jeff and I.

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It's going to go quick.

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Yeah, but we got we got some great, great things to talk about.

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But I want to talk about a Dudes Like Us thing because this all falls into do it yourself

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home fixings.

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And I'm going to share with you guys a few things that you could take a look at when

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it comes to your refrigerator going out.

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Jeff, unfortunately.

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Tragedy.

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Fuck, man.

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It was tragic.

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Dude, you so we need a moment of silence on this.

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So we're in Texas.

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I don't know if they have this congruently throughout the United States, but here in

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Texas, you can buy a fucking cow and have it slice and diced.

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Well, Paul and Jeff went out supposed to go in, but I backed out or I didn't know whatever.

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So Paul and Jeff went in with a cow.

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We bought half.

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We bought half a cow.

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They divvied up the meat Jeff had in his refrigerator freezer and the fucking thing died and he lost

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all of his meat.

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Yeah, apparently.

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I was into long story short.

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He goes into the refrigerator, I think, once every 14 days.

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No, it's not.

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Well, it's easier.

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I don't access that.

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Here's the thing.

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I gave it up the last week during the podcast.

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We went in the refrigerator and we were like, these spirits are really war.

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Yeah, the beer's not real cold.

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I didn't put it together.

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Oh, shit.

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You remember that?

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No, keep in mind, I didn't drink last week.

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If I had tried the beer, I'd have been like, dude, your beer sucks.

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Yeah, your beer's a little subpar.

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Oh, yeah, you would have totally got your cocks in there.

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That's on you guys.

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You had a warning sign.

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We're dead.

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We're not as...

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Unbelievable.

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You are not as passive as we are.

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You're the finicky one.

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I'd have jumped on it.

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You're the bitch.

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I would have put on my tool belt and my headlamp.

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Speaking of putting on your tool belt and your headlamp, that's exactly what, in my opinion,

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you should do.

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Here's the thing.

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In your garage specifically, we have so much woodwork that we've done.

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There is so much dust that's in the air.

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It's in my fantastic opinion that your compressor fan is clogged like a motherfucker.

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Well, when we get a chance, we'll pull it out and look at it.

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Pull that thing out and blow it, that fan area all out.

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And who knows?

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That thing may spark up.

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Refrigeration systems that set like that forever will almost never go bad.

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You know the refrigerator in my garage is 20 years old.

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Right.

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20 fucking years old.

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Yeah.

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And there's not a whole lot of action.

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You have a lot of dust in your garage.

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I'm almost sure that's what it is.

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So this weekend, if we have time, let's pull it out, vacuum it, hose it, or whatever.

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When I got an air compressor downstairs, we can blast the shit out of it.

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I think that's what it is.

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It could have been the fan that went out.

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But look, for dudes like us out there, you do have a refrigerator that goes out.

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It's not the end of the world.

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90% of the time when these things go out, there's an obstruction that is inhibiting

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the flow of air.

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If you understand how refrigerators work, there is a compressor that compresses a system

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that uses freon.

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And the freon collapsing, the expansion, and what's the opposite of expansion?

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Contraction.

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Expanding and contraction.

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Contraction.

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That causes heat to dispel, and it causes the pipes to cool, which causes your refrigerator.

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So when that compressor gets overheated, then it stops working.

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So that fan is the catalyst that keeps it.

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And that fan is the problem.

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The little fucking $20 fan down there.

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Well, I'm all in.

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We can pull that out of there.

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There's nothing in there anymore except a case of beer and a couple of bottles of other

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beer.

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Yeah, that we couldn't drink because it's fucking hot.

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I had to bring over cold beer.

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I know.

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God forbid that.

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So let me share my story.

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So my parents' cabin up in Colorado, we've been complaining for a while that it's just

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on the refrigerator side, not that it's kind of cool, not cold.

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Cool.

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And on the freezer side, kind of what the refrigerator side should be like.

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So it's cold, but it doesn't sound like it's efficient.

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So we're like, okay, it's dying.

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So we order a refrigerator.

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And keep in mind, every time we go up there, we've got to plan it because we've got to

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be there at a certain time.

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Things are going to be delivered.

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We've got to be there.

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We've got to know when it's going to be delivered.

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All that kind of stuff.

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Anyway, total meltdown on the delivery of the refrigerator.

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Did it get lost?

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Yeah, it got lost.

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And I was like, you know what?

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F it.

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Cancel it.

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Just cancel it.

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And so now we're like back to square zero.

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We don't have a new one coming.

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So what are we going to do?

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So we just started to take a look at it.

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Sure enough, we pulled it out.

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We got into the freezer side of it.

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And there's like a wall, right?

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There's a wall at the back of the freezer side.

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And we took that out.

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There was three to four, three to four inch block of ice.

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So the entire is Paul, what'd you do?

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Shake the whole fucking case.

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I thought, well, yeah, you open my my spooge and all over yourself.

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Yeah, open my beard and it came all over him.

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It did.

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Yeah, nice.

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I'm a little.

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Yeah, it's all in your beard, too.

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It's kind of nice.

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Now you're all moist.

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You are.

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I'm deliberately tearing my eyes away.

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It's hard somehow.

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Anyway, so so yeah, there was a three inch block of ice.

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So this is the way it works.

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The the the air from the freezer works its way into the refrigerator side.

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Correct.

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And if the air doesn't make it out of the freezer, it doesn't make it to the refrigerator

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side.

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Right.

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I mean, that's that's right.

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In theory.

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No, that's exactly how it works.

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The one downstairs works that way as well.

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Yes.

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And so what we did was we pulled the back off and we freaking spent an hour chipping

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the ice out.

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Chips it all out.

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Well, I'm all clean.

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And I tell you what, one thing I'm going to get, they have monitors.

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Oh, yeah.

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You bought it.

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Yeah, you bought one.

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No, I'm going to.

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Oh, I thought you did.

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No, not yet.

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So they have monitors that you put in your freezer and you set the temperature if it

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gets above 37 degrees or whatever.

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It's kind of like a grill, a grill thing.

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Yeah.

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Send me a warning if so I don't find out three days later that all my meat is thawed and

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it's now warm.

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Right.

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So now I got to throw away five hundred bucks worth of meat.

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You know, I think you should have done and I know this is probably going to just pain

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you.

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But I think it all I think you should have you should have like, you know how when they

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an Amish barn barn, I wasn't going to eat any of that.

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I wasn't going to know.

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I think you should have said, Sean, start cooking.

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Paul, start cooking.

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It's warm meat.

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Yeah.

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Was it really warm or cool?

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It was warm because it was blowing warm air in there and it was for days, at least two

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days.

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I'm not going to eat that.

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I would have.

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No, I'm not.

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I think I might have.

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No, it's a great and it's sealed.

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That was sealed.

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Now some of them were broke.

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OK, we're leaking.

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OK, OK, OK.

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I get that.

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But the ones that were sealed.

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No, I wouldn't have.

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No, no.

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It's kind of pointless to bring it up now.

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I'm sorry.

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Well, first of all, that would have been kind of fun.

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Jeff, Jeff is I'm very anal about my.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I just need to take a food course or something that I don't know.

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I've got food poisoning before, so I don't know.

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It may not even be related to that, but I'm picky about shit sitting on the counter.

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No, I get it.

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I get it.

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I respect that.

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It's all good.

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But here's the thing.

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I mean, I've learned that it doesn't matter at the end of the day because there are people

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that eat raw chicken and it's they're absolutely fine.

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There are people that eat raw eggs all the time and they're like, oh, you're going to

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think.

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Well, you could keep eggs at room temperature as long as they still have the vagina juice

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on them.

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I understand.

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And you could seal them up to do they vagina juice?

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Well, I mean, you put something what they would consider like like an oil.

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You rub them down with oil and you put on there.

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It's still the membrane.

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Those eggs are porous.

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I see what you're saying.

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Yes, like freshly freshly squeezed out eggs don't have to be refrigerated.

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Correct.

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They have a natural coating on them.

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They have what they call vaginal juice.

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No, it's like symbiotic.

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Fudge juice.

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OK, I forget what the official term is.

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Don't chickens give birth through their buttholes?

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I think it's the same hole.

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It's the same hole.

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It's not a butthole.

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So it's essentially a hole that the chicken passes things through.

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Right.

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Chicken snatch.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Terrible.

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What happened?

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Chicken snatch.

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What?

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Look, look, look.

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What did I say?

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Look, look, look.

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Are you done with your story?

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Are we drinking a bourbon?

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A very nice bourbon.

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Because here's the thing.

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We have to chat about this bourbon because I've been saving this bourbon forever.

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On the heels of chicken snatch.

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Let's talk about this very special bourbon.

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God bless it.

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Here's the thing, man.

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I've been saying we've been saving this bourbon forever because I had to be a special podcast

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because because I met this lady that so let me back up a little bit and I'll try to get

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to the story quick.

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I can't wait to see you.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited because I met this lady that so let me back up a little bit and I'll try to

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get to the story quick.

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With my job, as I say all the time, I have to travel.

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So I traveled and I was in Amarillo, I think.

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Which, no, yeah, Amarillo.

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Yeah, I was in Amarillo and as I shared, I zigzag and I check out different stores to

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find the unicorn bourbons.

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And I pull up to the store and I've got my Netflix on.

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I'm just sitting there in the car.

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I'm like, ooh, what's going to happen?

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I've got like the Breaking Bad series on.

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I turn it off right away and this car pulls up.

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It's a nice car.

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And this blonde chick steps out on me.

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Hey now.

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So she's got a little dog and she picks the dog up.

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I'm like, huh, that's interesting.

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In Amarillo out in the middle of fucking nowhere.

325
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All right, well, that's cool.

326
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So I step out and I follow her in the car, to the place and she's kind of walking in

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like she owns the fucking place.

328
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I'm like, huh.

329
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This woman's got attitude.

330
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Oh yeah, I was like, oh.

331
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Confidence.

332
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That's kind of cool.

333
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Maybe she does own the place.

334
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I don't fucking know.

335
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And me being the quasi connoisseur or sommelier of bourbons.

336
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I'm kind of walking in and is what do we got in this corner over here?

337
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Like Bill Cosby and the blue Bill Cosby.

338
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So I'm looking at she said, oh, where's the bottom green?

339
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I'm like, it's right over here.

340
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It's right here in this section here.

341
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I said, I've tried all those.

342
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We have all those.

343
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Oh, we do a podcast.

344
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We talk about bourbon.

345
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Anyways, we start talking.

346
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I'm really hoping you didn't talk in that.

347
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I didn't have a voice.

348
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I don't know what your voice that was, but I was like, is.

349
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I was having a good kiss.

350
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Well, anyway, so I just I talk with her for like maybe two minutes and I'm just like,

351
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just share with her.

352
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Hey, look, I'm from Dallas and I'm best friends with these two idiots and we have a hobby

353
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where we do a podcast and we talk about bourbon and shit that dudes like us do all the time

354
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in that it's dudes we talk it's dudes like us talking about dudes like us to dudes like

355
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us.

356
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This is the premise of the whole podcast because that's what life is all about.

357
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It's about sharing your story.

358
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And hopefully the more people we get involved in this, the more congruent we can get with

359
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the whole society and figure out what the fuck is going on and how to tie this.

360
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So she was like, oh, that's interesting.

361
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She kind of alluded to that she had some experience in the the radio realm or the advertising

362
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realm somewhat.

363
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She's like, I like it.

364
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I mean, I used to hang around some radio folks or something like that.

365
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Her name is Marsha Milam and she had a little dog, excuse how I forget what the hell it was.

366
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It was a small little.

367
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What is my dog?

368
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Chihuahua.

369
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No, what is shit?

370
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Like that.

371
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Yeah, like a ship to a multiple or something like that.

372
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It was cute as fuck.

373
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So that was that was that.

374
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And then she comes over and she was like, well, I'm going to buy you a bottle of bourbon.

375
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And I'm like, why?

376
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That was odd.

377
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You know, why are you buying me a bottle of bourbon?

378
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And she gives me her card and she's her name is Marsha Milam.

379
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And I'm not putting it together right away.

380
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And all of a sudden, I'm like, Milam and green.

381
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I'm like, what?

382
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You're like, there's no way.

383
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Oh, green.

384
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And so I'm like, thank you very much.

385
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That's awesome.

386
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I start talking about the podcast.

387
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,760
I'm like, welcome to come on.

388
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,760
I'd love to come on.

389
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,760
I was like, we might take you up on that.

390
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,480
You know, this way for my little email.

391
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:32,000
So anyways, we are drinking the bourbon or the it's actually a rye whiskey that she gave

392
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us.

393
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And so it's a ninety four proof.

394
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Hold on.

395
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You didn't like you skipped over the punch line.

396
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She is the owner.

397
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She is my she's the owner.

398
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,360
Yeah.

399
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,360
Well, that was huge.

400
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,360
I know.

401
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,960
I'm saying you skipped over the punch line.

402
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,560
Well, I mean, I was kind of I'm sorry.

403
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,360
I was a little toasty for my first half.

404
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,360
God bless.

405
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,360
Yeah.

406
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,520
You went out of the gate hard.

407
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Did you show her your junk?

408
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160
Wow.

409
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Oh, I don't remember.

410
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,360
I don't think I wasn't drinking.

411
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Oh, OK.

412
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,360
OK.

413
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,360
I'm just saying.

414
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So hold on.

415
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,360
When you when you walk into the good stores, is that what you do?

416
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Hey, everybody.

417
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My name is Jeff.

418
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And here's my check out my junk.

419
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,120
And you have unicorns.

420
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,120
What?

421
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,120
Eagle rare?

422
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,120
Is that a normal thing?

423
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,120
Yeah, we do have your unicorn.

424
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And we've never gotten we've never gotten a free bottle of bourbon.

425
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120
He has.

426
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,120
Well, maybe he was showing his junk.

427
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,120
That's what I mean.

428
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,120
That's what I was asking.

429
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,120
What do you think of my junk?

430
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120
I think she's just being nice.

431
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,120
OK.

432
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,120
So you met the owner.

433
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,120
Oh, dude.

434
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,120
Seriously, I was pitching a tent.

435
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,120
But I was trying to contain myself.

436
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120
Well, virtual inside.

437
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,120
Yeah, virtual.

438
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,120
Yeah, like an emotional tent.

439
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,120
Of course.

440
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,120
Inside, I was like screaming.

441
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,120
I was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe the one of the owners of the tent.

442
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,120
I was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe the one of the owners of the tent.

443
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:47,120
I was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe the one of the owners of my lemon green just bought

444
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,120
a bottle of bourbon.

445
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,380
And so we've been hanging on to it.

446
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,720
We buy bourbons every single week.

447
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,000
We go to Total Wine on Fridays with dudes like us.

448
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,360
And we we go talk to the guys out there and like, hey, we got anything.

449
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,360
And then like, yeah, we got this.

450
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,360
We get text messages.

451
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We show up.

452
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:08,640
You know, we constantly keep re-upping our our our queue of bourbons to put on the shelf

453
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to drink.

454
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,640
Of course.

455
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,080
And this one's been setting and setting.

456
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,560
You've been waiting for the right moment.

457
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,640
Well, I've been waiting and you've been waiting for the chicken snatch podcast.

458
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640
Oh, my Jesus.

459
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,640
I'm going to.

460
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,640
Now we have to trash it.

461
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,640
Now we have to dump this podcast.

462
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,640
Look at that.

463
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,640
What the hell?

464
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640
Drink it again.

465
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,640
Give me a high point.

466
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,640
What are you doing?

467
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,640
Good Lord.

468
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,360
Again, this is why we don't do video.

469
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,280
You know, so Jeff's having like a beer orgasm.

470
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:40,320
Well, I don't know what over a case of case of beer in some sort of any time out.

471
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,360
It's cold.

472
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,240
It is cold, but you brought it to the whole depot and had him shake it in the fucking

473
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,520
painter mixer area first.

474
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,720
This beer has been literally sitting there for months.

475
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:58,440
Mylam Green has truly shaken up the industry by harnessing a deep passion for whiskey,

476
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bringing so many different skills to the whiskey table.

477
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:05,880
We're the only independent owned and operated company in America that openly embraces a

478
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multitude of traditional and innovative making stunning spirit one label.

479
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,440
I believe there's a little bit more literature over there that's cut off.

480
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,360
Yeah, that's not a complete sentence.

481
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,360
There you go.

482
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,360
OK.

483
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:23,240
Oh, our whiskey team embodies over 60 years of experience.

484
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,240
More than anyway.

485
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,800
So where's the the ride section?

486
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,360
I'm glad you recognize that.

487
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Downman's.

488
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I was waiting for you to like be like, that doesn't make sense.

489
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,360
And I was thinking he probably isn't going to even notice.

490
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:41,360
Well, after the Rod Park, Mr. Producer, it's probably up there with our whiskeys.

491
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,360
Oh, there you go.

492
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:49,360
So this is the Indiana Rye Whiskey is brought to Texas where we batch it in our warehouses

493
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and finish it in old port wine casks.

494
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The Texas Sun.

495
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Influences the rate and strength of flavor imparted into the whiskey.

496
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Some casks take longer than others.

497
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:06,360
The team tastes the whiskey finishing in the port wine casks regularly until the optimal

498
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,360
flavors are achieved.

499
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,360
So is this MVP?

500
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,360
It is.

501
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,360
Absolutely.

502
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360
It is.

503
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,360
But that's what's so amazing about this, guys.

504
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:18,360
I mean, yeah, well, they're talking about how the Texas climate makes a major impact

505
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in the way the bourbon is finished.

506
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,360
Yep.

507
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,360
I mean, we're just not appreciating.

508
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360
I mean, maybe we do.

509
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,360
I think a Marsha lives in Austin, I believe.

510
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,360
Yeah.

511
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Most people don't don't appreciate the intricacies that go into.

512
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,360
Yeah, I know.

513
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360
I think she's down.

514
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,360
This is down in Bastrop, I think.

515
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,360
Right.

516
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,360
I'm just saying it was.

517
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I was excited that I met her and figured out who she was.

518
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,360
It was kind of like, oh, my God.

519
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,360
I'm sorry.

520
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,360
How many how many distillery owners have we met?

521
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,360
Yeah, really?

522
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:56,360
Yeah, I tell you what, I have met the the one in Berkshire.

523
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,360
Berkshire Brothers, Berkshire Brothers, Somalia.

524
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360
You know what?

525
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360
Yeah.

526
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,360
And that was very brief.

527
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360
And he was like, hey, thanks for coming.

528
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360
We were all on the little demo.

529
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,360
And I like your podcast podcast.

530
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,360
But that was at the distillery.

531
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:12,360
You were just at a at the liquor store at a random place.

532
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,360
But she was there for the same reason.

533
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,360
She was there for a random thing.

534
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:21,360
She was there to check to see if they put the newer stuff on the shelves.

535
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,360
Amazing.

536
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,360
You know, she was just doing quality control.

537
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:31,360
You know, a business person personally, personally, a business woman, the owner of the company that's driving around.

538
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,360
God bless in Texas.

539
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,360
I am really checking out.

540
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,360
Yeah.

541
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,360
In Amarillo, fucking Texas without you doing there.

542
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,360
Well, I think it's a really small organization.

543
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,360
You don't need a bunch of folks to have a distillery.

544
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,360
No, you don't.

545
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,360
So it's probably a nice car.

546
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360
I love this story.

547
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,360
I love it.

548
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,360
And I hope she would listen.

549
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,360
I would hope she would come on the podcast.

550
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,360
So if you reached out to her, do you think she would remember this encounter?

551
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,360
I have no idea.

552
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360
Probably not.

553
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,360
That was what, six months ago?

554
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,360
Yeah, about six months.

555
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,360
Yeah, I think it was March.

556
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360
I think it was March.

557
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,360
Was it that long ago?

558
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,360
Yeah.

559
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,360
To be fair, your junk is not that impressive.

560
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,360
Is that what it boils down to?

561
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:13,360
Well, well, the thing is, I do have a car.

562
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360
I do have a car.

563
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,360
So I will extend it out.

564
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360
I'll say, hey, I met you.

565
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,360
She may not even fucking remember me.

566
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,360
I hope she does.

567
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,360
And I hope she does travel down to Frisco, Texas and join us on the podcast.

568
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,360
Because I say, hey, man, look, we're open any time.

569
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360
I can promise you.

570
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,360
And she said, I would love to.

571
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,360
I was going to say.

572
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,360
And when she said that, I got super warm inside.

573
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,360
And I was like, you know what?

574
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,360
What a fantastic gesture.

575
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,360
I tell you what.

576
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,360
There's not many moments she's had where she walks into her liquor store, her liquor store,

577
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:44,360
or on hers, but where she talks to somebody who talks about having a podcast that talks

578
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,360
about bourbon.

579
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,360
So I would be surprised if she doesn't remember the encounter.

580
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,360
I kind of talked a little shit just a little bit.

581
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,360
And from the perspective, I was like, well, you know, we bought all.

582
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,360
We bought this one.

583
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,360
We bought this one.

584
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,360
We bought that one.

585
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,360
And we didn't buy any of these other because they're too expensive.

586
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,360
Oh, so you were talking up her brand.

587
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,360
Oh, yeah.

588
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,360
Yeah.

589
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,360
I said we had.

590
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,360
Because that's legit.

591
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,360
How many do we have?

592
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,360
We have three other.

593
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,360
You didn't lie.

594
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,360
No, no, you didn't lie.

595
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,360
Now, there were some that we couldn't afford.

596
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,360
They're they're they're kind of pricey.

597
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360
Some of them.

598
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,360
But you know what?

599
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,360
They taste fantastic.

600
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,360
What?

601
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,360
What are the ones out there that we don't remember?

602
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,360
At this point, there's nothing out of our price range because we're splitting.

603
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,360
Nothing is out of our price range.

604
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,360
That's right.

605
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,360
Whistle Pig.

606
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,360
Twenty five year old.

607
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,360
We've got the bourbon.

608
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,360
Nothing is out of our nothing.

609
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,360
Not one bourbon on the planet.

610
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,360
We've got the bourbon is outside of our price.

611
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,360
We've got the white one.

612
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360
Hold on.

613
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360
Oh, that looks wonderful.

614
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360
I think we have that one.

615
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,360
We have the bourbon whiskey.

616
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,360
And then there's another time.

617
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,360
Hold on.

618
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,360
There was I saw the bottle there.

619
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,360
Pull the bottle out of the cabinet.

620
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,360
Which one is that?

621
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,360
There I think we have.

622
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,360
We have the white one.

623
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360
And it actually great labels.

624
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360
I think they changed the name at some point.

625
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,360
They did.

626
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,360
I believe so.

627
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,360
What do you mean?

628
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,360
Because one of them here.

629
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,360
I'll go get it real quick.

630
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,360
All right.

631
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,360
So we're looking on the computer right now.

632
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,360
And it's pulling up four.

633
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,360
We're looking at the computer.

634
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,360
We're looking at the computer.

635
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,360
We're looking at the computer.

636
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,360
We're looking at the computer.

637
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360
We're looking at the computer.

638
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,840
So we're looking on the computer right now and it's pulling up four bottles.

639
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:13,120
So it's a Milam Green bourbon whiskey and then the Milam Green Rye Whiskey.

640
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,880
And then it's the Milam Green a blend of straight bourbon whiskey.

641
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880
It's a blend.

642
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880
OK.

643
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,880
Whiskeys.

644
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880
So and then you have.

645
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,880
What does that say?

646
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880
It's kind of hard.

647
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,880
Can you zoom in by chance?

648
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,880
I want to see the far right bottle.

649
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,880
It says bourbon.

650
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,960
Well, it's one hundred fifteen proof.

651
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,960
So it's straight.

652
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,960
It's straight bourbon.

653
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,960
It's distillery edition.

654
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,960
OK.

655
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,160
So it's just the other one is a triple cask.

656
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160
That's the reason why.

657
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,160
OK.

658
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,400
So does it have a different brand on there?

659
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,400
OK.

660
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,160
He has returned with the Milam in green.

661
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,160
There you go.

662
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,160
We've got the straight whiskey, which is the far right.

663
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,160
Yeah.

664
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,160
And proof.

665
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,160
And then what was the other one?

666
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160
Very nice.

667
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,160
Very nice.

668
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,160
That is the triple cask.

669
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,320
The triple cask was actually really tasty.

670
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,960
So actually we have all except the white one.

671
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960
I thought we had the white one.

672
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,440
We've got a single barrel.

673
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,440
But look at the name of that one.

674
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,440
It's Ben Milam.

675
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440
Correct.

676
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,440
That was the first one.

677
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,120
That was one of the first bottles we ever bought.

678
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,120
I'm kind of interested.

679
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,120
You think that baby's husband?

680
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,960
I don't know.

681
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,920
But there are no Ben Milams anymore.

682
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,200
It's Milam in green now.

683
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, they change.

684
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,440
Oh, that's the woman you met.

685
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,440
That's her.

686
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,440
Just cute as hell.

687
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440
There she is.

688
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,440
Marsha Milam.

689
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,360
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

690
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,360
Very nice.

691
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,880
Well, it was it was cool.

692
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,760
It was a cool thing to experience.

693
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,400
And I bet that would have been a wonderful experience.

694
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:35,480
And when you get back home and you start to collect, I pulled out the business card.

695
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,480
I was kind of, oh, shit.

696
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,240
And then I've got the bourbon bottle and I'm like, oh, my God.

697
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,520
And I brought it over here right away because I was like, I'm going to drink it.

698
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,520
So I'm like, sure.

699
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,520
I brought it over here.

700
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,520
So it's safe.

701
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,520
Yeah.

702
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,680
And I've got the business card on my computer.

703
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,560
I'll email her and hopefully, you know, share this podcast with her.

704
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,880
And we'll also say that we'd like to visit your facility.

705
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,880
Wonderful.

706
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,880
Where's it located?

707
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,880
Yeah.

708
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,880
Bastrop, which is outside of Austin.

709
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:03,160
It's kind of east of Austin and San Antonio.

710
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160
OK.

711
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160
OK.

712
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,160
In that area over there.

713
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,000
There's no reason why we can't go down there.

714
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,520
That's four hours away.

715
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,680
So let's rate it.

716
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,000
We haven't talked about it.

717
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
It's a rise.

718
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,680
Well, Jeff poured a very healthy guy.

719
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680
This is the strongest.

720
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,480
So by the way, this is the strongest pour of any bourbon we've ever had.

721
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,000
I don't really understand.

722
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:32,000
So we have a Glen Caron Clay Glen Caron glass and Jeff is testing the tension of the liquid

723
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
on top of the.

724
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,680
So really, really, what what happened?

725
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,840
It was like this one needs more.

726
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,320
Did you have a seizure when you were pouring?

727
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,680
Well, one came out really heavy.

728
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,400
So we're like, well, you got to match it.

729
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400
You got to match it.

730
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,400
Yeah.

731
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,400
And then you had another strong pour.

732
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,160
Now Jeff poured his strong.

733
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,320
Let's get real, Jeff.

734
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,320
He poured yours.

735
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,120
It was actually yours, which was OK.

736
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,240
Port is super strong.

737
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,240
Yeah.

738
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,000
So let me let me explain to our listeners how this works.

739
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,960
We have three empty Glen Clarence.

740
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,960
Right.

741
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,760
And then you pour into one of them and then you point to the second one.

742
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,240
And oh, that's more than the first one.

743
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,240
It's all right.

744
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,240
We'll figure it out.

745
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,240
Then you point to the third one.

746
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,760
Oh, way too much.

747
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,160
And then you got to make the middle one in the left one match the right one.

748
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,640
And then too strong in that one and too strong in that one.

749
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,760
And then the next thing you know, all three glasses were overflowing.

750
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,440
They're basically full.

751
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,240
So that's that's basically how we start every podcast.

752
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,040
And whoever's got a steady hand can do a better job.

753
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,400
My hand was not steady this year.

754
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,400
Jeff apparently has some sort of epilepsy.

755
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400
What do you call it?

756
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,400
Do you have early?

757
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,360
What do you call it when you park?

758
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,080
Yeah, you have early Parkinson's.

759
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,080
Good Lord.

760
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,200
Yeah, maybe.

761
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,200
Don't say that.

762
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,600
There are a lot of people out there that have Parkinson's.

763
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,040
It's a shitty thing to say.

764
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,600
So if you do, don't pour bourbon glasses.

765
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,920
Well, if you do, you probably start smoking a lot of dope.

766
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,080
Well, people with Parkinson's like they benefit from dope.

767
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,320
Oh, my gosh.

768
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:55,840
I've seen some video where these guys are like just gyrating.

769
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,840
I mean, they're they're they can't.

770
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,840
Gyrating.

771
00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,840
Well, I misspoke.

772
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,400
But they have like a like a glass in their hand.

773
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400
That's what I'm talking about.

774
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,600
And they're trying to drink it.

775
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,200
It's like shaking ridiculously.

776
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,040
And they can't get up to the mouth.

777
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,200
They do a little bit of THC.

778
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200
Really?

779
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,480
And a hundred percent normal.

780
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,760
So does not 99.

781
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,560
So does who's the kid from Michael J. Fox?

782
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560
Yeah.

783
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,560
Yeah.

784
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,560
Michael J. Fox.

785
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,560
He's in bad shape.

786
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,560
I don't know, man.

787
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,560
He's kind of.

788
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,560
I mean, he may.

789
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560
I would.

790
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,200
But he's he's he's been struggling with it for years.

791
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200
And he's yeah.

792
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,200
Oh, yeah.

793
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
He said he couldn't act anymore.

794
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200
He's he's having a hard time.

795
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
His wife is beautiful, too.

796
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
Young.

797
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
He got it young.

798
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200
Yeah.

799
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
What was he?

800
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Fifty like forty five.

801
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,800
Because he's slightly older than we are.

802
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800
Right.

803
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,800
He's not that much older than we are.

804
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,200
I remember Family Ties.

805
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,240
I enjoyed the shit out of that show.

806
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,080
Guys, that could happen to any one of us.

807
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,080
Teen Wolf.

808
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,080
Teen Wolf.

809
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:03,440
Yeah, I've seen Teen Wolf, but I mean, I've got more experience with Family Ties.

810
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,440
Do you sit there and watch that show?

811
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Oh, yeah.

812
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,440
Oh, my God.

813
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,440
He's a good conservative.

814
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,440
Yeah.

815
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,440
His family.

816
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,440
His parents were a bunch of fucking Dems.

817
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440
And he's conservative.

818
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,440
I think it was great, man.

819
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,440
Funny.

820
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,440
Yes, very funny.

821
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:22,600
You know, the the whole show when we got our Samsung TV, Samsung has a their own built

822
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:29,360
in TV network where you can have some of their sponsored channels and Family Ties was on

823
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,360
there and they had one channel where it just played it.

824
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,840
When I say they have their own sponsor channel, they have like one show and they play like

825
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,200
50 shows on that one channel.

826
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,640
And they're all just consecutive different.

827
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,640
Right.

828
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,640
So that's what it says.

829
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,640
Let's see.

830
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,640
Let's see.

831
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,640
Let's see.

832
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640
Right.

833
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,640
Yeah.

834
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,640
So let's see what it says.

835
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640
Come and knock on my door.

836
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,640
No, that's through company, Jack.

837
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640
It's not it's not.

838
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,640
It's not me, Mr. Peer.

839
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,640
There you go.

840
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,640
For.

841
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,640
We need to do another thing.

842
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,640
I do like we need to do another TV theme song.

843
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,640
We do that.

844
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,640
Such a fun episode when we do that.

845
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,880
Oh, I always I always read that she never wore underwear.

846
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,880
Justine Bateman.

847
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,880
Yes.

848
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,880
What kind of articles are those?

849
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,880
She was cute.

850
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,880
She never wore underwear because she didn't want to pay.

851
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880
Really?

852
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,880
Yes.

853
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,880
Well, I don't want pain lines either, but I mean, come on.

854
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,880
I think a dick.

855
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,880
Are these people alive?

856
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,880
Yeah, they're all alive.

857
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880
Everybody.

858
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,880
Yeah.

859
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880
Justine Bateman.

860
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,880
She was cute.

861
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880
I heard she did porn.

862
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,880
Tina.

863
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
Tina did.

864
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,880
Would you stop it?

865
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880
Are you kidding?

866
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,880
Was that like the dude?

867
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,880
Are you making this up?

868
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,880
The screech from?

869
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,880
No screech did screech did.

870
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,880
Yeah, he did the old.

871
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,880
Are you serious?

872
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,880
Tina?

873
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,880
Tina?

874
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,880
The other did something strange.

875
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,880
I don't know if it's porn.

876
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,880
That was such a stretch.

877
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,880
You can't just say that.

878
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,880
You can't throw that out there.

879
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,880
She doesn't wear underwear.

880
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,880
She did porn.

881
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:56,880
That taints everything.

882
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,880
And he had the smallest penis in the Guinness Book of World Records.

883
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:58,880
What a great point.

884
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,880
Here we are.

885
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,880
Here we are.

886
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,880
Reminiscing.

887
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,880
You're like she didn't wear underwear.

888
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,880
True.

889
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,880
She did porn.

890
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880
True.

891
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,880
And then he said he's a dick.

892
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,880
Did I hear him say that?

893
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,880
That's the guy that brings a fucking Cincinnati bangles t-shirt to the podcast.

894
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,400
I mean, it's something that's never accomplished anything.

895
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,960
Did I hear him say that about the father?

896
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960
He's a dick?

897
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,960
No, I said he looks like a dick.

898
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,960
He looks like a dick.

899
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,960
What is wrong with you?

900
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,960
He did.

901
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,960
Well, he did.

902
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,480
Were you beaten by your father while the show was on?

903
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,920
Go to your room, you son of a bitch.

904
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
You can't watch Family Ties.

905
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,920
What would you do, baby?

906
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,640
No, we never watched this as a family.

907
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640
I watched it.

908
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,200
I don't know how the hell I watched it.

909
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,200
Oh my God.

910
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,200
I used to.

911
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,520
It was one of these little selfish moments that I have.

912
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,520
I don't want to say selfish.

913
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,520
You have a lot of those.

914
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,520
It's OK.

915
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,520
That was the 80s.

916
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,520
You know, it was up there.

917
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,520
Who's the boss?

918
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,520
And one of the girls, the Alyssa Milano was in that.

919
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,520
Did you see the bullshit she went through?

920
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Where she didn't wear underwear?

921
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520
Well, I don't know about that.

922
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,520
She didn't want pain lines.

923
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:10,720
Well, she on Twitter says, I'm turning in my I just turned in my Tesla.

924
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,720
What an idiot.

925
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,720
And I bought myself a Volkswagen.

926
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,720
And fucking everyone jumped on him.

927
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,720
Elon Musk times in and say, hey, thanks for the purchase.

928
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,720
Well, no, no.

929
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:27,720
Everyone jumps in and says, well, you realize Volkswagen was started by the Nazis.

930
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,720
Yeah, but you know what?

931
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,720
That's wrong.

932
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,520
You know, it's wrong.

933
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,520
They shouldn't say that.

934
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,520
Because the whole thing is wrong.

935
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,520
Her her being all virtuous and like selling her Tesla because she hates Elon Musk

936
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,520
because he's trying to force free speech, you know, right.

937
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,520
But come on, shut up.

938
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,520
And on the wrong side.

939
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,520
And there's a screenshot out there of all her tweets.

940
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:54,520
Those are like eight of them praising Elon Musk for how for Tesla

941
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:59,520
and how she tells her kids how great Elon Musk is.

942
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Right. And now she's like, you're the devil.

943
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,520
And the Antichrist.

944
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:10,520
And yeah, you're going to because he purchased Twitter and because he's enforcing free speech, enforcing free speech.

945
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,520
I mean, come on.

946
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,520
It's ridiculous.

947
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:20,520
You know, it's it's it's insane what I mean, I'm excited about what he's doing with Twitter.

948
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,520
And I'm excited about him shaking up everything.

949
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,520
And they're look, this is going to be a little bit bigger.

950
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,520
There is more news for the data.

951
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,520
I mean, I mean, you heard it in the first week of this podcast.

952
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,520
It's December 7th.

953
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,520
So by the time you hear this might be February, March, I don't even know.

954
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,520
There's going to be Twitter scandal after Twitter's there.

955
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:46,520
He will say that there there is a lot of stuff going on that is going to be released.

956
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:52,520
And yeah, I don't know exactly what is good, but I will tell you that what is going to be thus far is that

957
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:58,520
they were actively suppressing where they're working with a body campaign.

958
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:05,040
weekly weekly just suppress the hunter Biden to suppress anything that looked bad on the

959
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:12,600
Biden administration. So you had Joe Rogan about eight weeks ago. Joe Rogan had interviewed

960
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:19,680
Mark Zuckerberg and Mark Zuckerberg was kind of like, you know, he was the final.

961
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:25,960
Can we just smell it? What the hell? What is that? So he's Mark Zuckerberg was talking

962
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:34,680
with Joe Rogan and he was explaining his involvement with the FBI and the 2020 election. He was

963
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:40,000
like, well, you know what? Here's the deal. We took a different path that Twitter took

964
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,880
and how he knows what that path is, you know, makes me kind of wonder. How do you know?

965
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,040
Why are you saying you took a different path? They're buddies. How do you know? Oh, they're

966
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,200
all about. Of course they are. But I mean, that's just the whole thing is that how do

967
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,360
you know? So this is all anticipated and they knew it. And that's the reason why Mark Zuckerberg

968
00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:00,120
got on the Joe Rogan show is because he wanted to get ahead of it because he knew the shit

969
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:05,640
was in the fan. This is going to take a different route than Twitter did. And he was like, you

970
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,120
know, we had the FBI that were queuing us in and said that, well, you know what? There

971
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:15,720
is susceptible doubt. There's a reasonable doubt that there's some Russian interference

972
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,120
with this and we want you to be vigilant on how you handle that. But they didn't prove

973
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:24,560
any evidence. Zero. No fake. It was all fabricated by the FBI. That's what Twitter was going

974
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,440
through. They're like, well, they're saying this, but we've gotten zero proof. But we're

975
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:34,480
going to do it anyway. I mean, who says no to the FBI, right? I would. Well, but what

976
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,280
they're talking about, especially when it aligns to what you're wanting to do as well,

977
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:45,640
information that they're about to put out is got to do with the original dossier. Yeah.

978
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,480
It's about bringing down Trump. Trump was a threat. He was a political threat. So they

979
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,480
all aligned and colluded. Well, you know, you're not a government entity is not allowed

980
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:59,040
to not allowed to work with a public company like that. You saw the latest. The FBI is

981
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:06,480
in trouble. You saw the latest that the lawyer who was vetting all of the Twitter file stuff

982
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:14,040
was an ex FBI lawyer and he was deleting all the associations with the FBI before they

983
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:19,040
released it. I did not hear that. And he just got fired like the other day because it came

984
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:25,160
out that he was deleting all the FBI associations before he handed it over to this Matt Daly

985
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:32,680
be whatever his name was. The rot that has infiltrated the FBI. Well, he wasn't with

986
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:39,480
the FBI anymore. I know. I'm just saying he came from the FBI, which means the rot, the

987
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:45,080
rot in the FBI. He retired from the FBI to get hired on there for a reason. He became

988
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,280
a say, hey, man, you're about to retire. Tell you what, here's a new job. You're our new

989
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,360
analyst. And you're going to be the liaison between Twitter and the FBI. And you're going

990
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,040
to further the car. Yeah, you're going to further the cause. More importantly, here's

991
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,840
a T-shirt work. Hashtag stay woke. How is it possible that all of these people have infiltrated

992
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:06,880
all of these agencies? And what's what I asked earlier, I think off the air, I was like,

993
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:12,920
how how did the Democrats get all these people in all of these key positions and all these

994
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:19,680
agencies to influence and permeate rot? I think it's like you said, it's the long game.

995
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,760
Long game. They they've run the school boards, they've run the city councils, the cities,

996
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:30,840
not everyone, but you know, the state legislatures, the small governments. And there are these

997
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:37,320
agencies, the heads of these agencies at every level and the AGs are in there. The attorney

998
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,640
generals have the vote. And the vote to get that part. They control the voting is the

999
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:48,120
big thing. The election boards. Right. Even President Obama said that he was kind of like,

1000
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,200
let's just be thankful that we're in charge of the election process. Yeah. You need to

1001
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:56,440
get all that shit out of there. They have been playing an infiltration long game for

1002
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:01,640
a long time. And they're beaten. They're beating everybody at it. They're beating the Republicans

1003
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:06,080
until that gets equalized. Nothing's going to change. They're covering their unveiling

1004
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:12,320
tons of stuff nonstop. And you know, I think it's I think it's great that they're doing

1005
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:17,120
it. I mean, I feel bad for anybody that no, I don't feel bad for them. But hold on. We

1006
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,280
finished your thought. Well, I mean, they're there. Look, there's more to come. There's

1007
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:27,360
so much shit to come. I mean, look, Joe Rogan had on that was that fucker, man. She's she

1008
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,760
handled all the I know who you know, the Indian lady. Whatever. Is she Indian? Her and Tim

1009
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:37,400
Poole is shit out of her. Asian. Was that the one with Tim Poole on there? And she was

1010
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:47,480
grilled. Yes. So he was the one that single handedly gave the order right to suppress

1011
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,720
the Hunter Biden thing. Correct. Well, not just the Hunter Biden, but just anything.

1012
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:57,720
She ran that division. She was the one that would basically just I mean, they have control.

1013
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:02,200
People look Twitter is huge, huge. You know, anytime you if you want control, you got to

1014
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:08,880
control the media. And, you know, we talked about this before on a podcast a year ago.

1015
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:15,480
How we said it was SNL, but it wasn't SNL. What was the the skit? So one of the top left.

1016
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,760
Yeah, yeah. Top left right there. The Twitter exec, Joe Rogan, Pasa, was that bitch's name?

1017
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:27,280
I don't know. That's her, though. Yeah, absolutely. See if we get some audio on her. Failed in

1018
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:32,920
a couple of ways. And I want to admit that comes with a big deal. Fire. Well, this is

1019
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:48,080
a meme, but I did you hear those speaking of fired. Did you see where the janitors of

1020
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:53,640
Twitter? It's a contracted company that the janitors for Twitter went on strike and they

1021
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:59,880
were protesting and they wanted more money. So Twitter. OK, so Elon Musk fired them on

1022
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,560
the spot. Yeah, I would have. They're out front of Twitter. Picketing and everything,

1023
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,080
and they're like, you're fired. We're done. Yeah, immediately. You know why? Because there

1024
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:13,080
are a hundred janitor companies standing behind them that would take that job. So now the

1025
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,480
now the state's looking at looking at him to make sure that he didn't break any laws.

1026
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:22,520
Oh, do they see now that they're doing all kinds of shit? Well, they're going after Elon

1027
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:28,000
Musk, period, because what he's doing. Oh, yeah. The latest thing is there. San Francisco

1028
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:36,400
has launched an investigation into allegations of bedrooms being set up in the Twitter headquarters.

1029
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:43,560
Is that illegal? And then Elon Musk is like, well, I mean, is it wrong for to let over,

1030
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:48,160
you know, people who have worked their asses off to let them rest and nap? And then all

1031
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,000
sorts of people came out of the woodwork. All companies are doing that now. All companies

1032
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:58,760
should do that now to let employees that are overworked rest and nap. And so this is backfiring

1033
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:05,800
in San Francisco's face. But my point is they're doing it simply because they are angry at

1034
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,560
Elon Musk. They can't handle it. They can't. Well, they can't handle they lost an arm of

1035
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:17,160
the media. They did a big one. And the thing is, the media relies on Twitter for their

1036
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:23,880
news. Right. Because you see all these articles of just stupid tweets. That's the whole article.

1037
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,560
The article is the article is somebody said something and then all these important people

1038
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:34,000
are famous. Sometimes there are no name people. Correct. They responded and said this on Twitter.

1039
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,880
Well, they used to they used to show how many people liked it or retweeted it. No, they

1040
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,080
don't even bother. They don't bother because it was called out that while this person one

1041
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:48,960
person liked it, you've been digging so hard to find the tweet you wanted by some no name

1042
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:54,280
like me. Like me, I posted something, but no one paid attention to it. But they found

1043
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,200
it and they posted it in their news story. Right. See, this is the consensus. Well, no,

1044
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,840
it's just me. Right. Being a dick. Somehow this becomes a story. Correct. And it is.

1045
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,560
That's what happened. Amazing. Anyway, I think they're deliberately going after Elon Musk

1046
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:14,280
and hardcore and his his response was great. He was like, yeah, seven year old girl gets

1047
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,120
shot and killed in some park in San Francisco. And this is what you're focused on. You know

1048
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,680
what I mean? Yeah. How do you come back? Yeah, San Francisco is a falling apart. Completely

1049
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:30,000
falling apart. It's a cesspool down there with all the companies pulling out. I mean, nobody

1050
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,640
wants to stay there. I mean, it's a beautiful region to exist in. And they're they're using

1051
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,400
it with their killing crime, crime, crime, crime, this bunch of people. I mean, they're

1052
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:47,280
paying people. They're they they had a story. I don't even know where I watched it. But

1053
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,240
there was a there was a guy that was talking. He was homeless in San Francisco. And he was

1054
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:56,640
like, dude, I make I make like seven hundred dollars a month from the government. Right.

1055
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:02,280
I just got my check on my pill box. Seven bucks. And I'm good. Yeah, that's good. That

1056
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:07,520
gets me fed. I can I can eat every day. I can do whatever I want. I could poop right

1057
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,640
here. Yeah. He's like, man, I can poop on Nancy Pelosi's right. I can do whatever I

1058
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:17,280
want. I get seven hundred dollars a month and I can do whatever I want. I don't get

1059
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,600
shit. There's no incentive. And if I want to if I want to steal this, if I want to go

1060
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:27,600
into this gas station and I want to steal some shit off the stuff. Well, people started

1061
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:32,740
to get fucking sick and tired of it. They what do they do? Yeah. I mean, they they start

1062
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:37,720
hiring. That's what happened out in Philadelphia. Our guards in Philadelphia. That's what happened

1063
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:42,960
to Philadelphia. The guy hired guys and they're carrying a are 15s. Huge. I love it. And they're

1064
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,480
walking around with their bulletproof vest on and their are 15s across their chest. I

1065
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:53,160
love it. Just walking around. Oh, you know, good. People are tired. Fox News was interviewing

1066
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:57,600
some of those one of the leaders of it and says, hey, man, we're like, we're not we're

1067
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:03,240
not security guards. All right. Let's just get this clear. We're a state funded agency.

1068
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:08,600
It's not over. Who are these people? Well, the people that are running that gas station,

1069
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,820
the people that are securing that gas station. OK, I got you. Got you part of the system.

1070
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:16,680
So when they when they said, well, they're not a security guard. That's for the first

1071
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:21,240
time in 30 years. Pennsylvania State Senate is moving forward with articles of impeachment

1072
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:27,400
this time for the liberal DA Larry. Different subjects. But yeah, Larry Krasner is terrible.

1073
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,400
Yeah, you can close that. But yeah. So the article we're looking at is, oh, yeah, they're

1074
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:39,880
here. Here is an A.R. R. A.R. laden security officer protecting the gas station. I don't

1075
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:45,000
blame them. So scroll down. There's a better picture. I mean, something's got to give.

1076
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,760
Yeah, there's so basically what this guy was saying is, you know what? You got security

1077
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,440
officers that work for the mall and thing. And when shit hits the fan, you know, they

1078
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,400
may have a gun, they may not have a gun, but their job is basically to call the local authorities

1079
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,380
and have them move in. It's like we are the local authorities. We have the we have the

1080
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:09,000
capabilities and authority to arrest them on the spot and take action. So if they come

1081
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,120
in here and they start stirring up a mess, they're going to be sorely misunderstood.

1082
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,880
OK, so so play that out, right? So let's say let's say somebody does, you know, they've

1083
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:23,600
had these mob mob attacks, right, where they tear up these. Yeah, tear up these. So there's

1084
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,000
so they go in and then what? And then what? And they start shooting at them. Well, so

1085
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:33,400
I mean, so there's two guys out there and they're also 20 teenagers, 20 year olds. What

1086
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:38,400
do they do? They shoot them all. They just slam that place out. Listen, listen, have

1087
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:43,960
you ever have you ever seen videos of these little piss ants that they go up there? They're

1088
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,160
all fucking cocky. They got a gun. They get up in front of somebody. It's all of a sudden

1089
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,880
someone disarms them and body slams on the ground. They start squealing like fucking

1090
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,920
big. I know. And they and like little kids being scattered like cockroaches. Oh, my God.

1091
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:01,320
Yeah. Fuck them. You know, it only takes a few people to stand up to them to squash the

1092
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,520
the efforts. Why? I understand what you're saying. I'm just playing this out where somebody

1093
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,240
gets shot dead. That's not going to that's not going to end well. Well, it's not going

1094
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:15,520
to end well. But if you want to go all Kyle Rittenhouse and make life right, so I'm with

1095
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:21,920
you. You know, because here's the thing. You can't. There needs to be a threshold. I agree.

1096
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,160
And if you cross the line, you know, there needs to be some repercussions. You know,

1097
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:30,960
it's like, hey, look, man, here's what the deal is. This is the new Philadelphia. All

1098
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:37,760
right. There's a new mayor in town and Reggie Hammond is his name. What was that? I don't

1099
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:45,160
know. Is that forty eight hours? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. But it's

1100
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:50,480
true. I mean, people have had enough guys to say there are nobody wants it. The businesses

1101
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,800
don't want it. The businesses are disgusted. They're having to close down everywhere and

1102
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:00,480
it's killing them. I mean, there are franchises that are dying. Well, Walmart, Walmart has

1103
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:05,800
come out and says if the thefts don't get curtailed, we're going to start closing stores

1104
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,840
and costs will be going up. Yeah. I mean, that's the way it works. Yeah, they're going

1105
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:15,080
to close stores and costs will be going on. People need to say, I've had enough. Wow.

1106
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:20,240
My bag of Doritos used to be two dollars. Now it's two twenty five. Right. Fifty. Right.

1107
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:25,960
Because because we're not cracking down on crime. Correct. You know what we could do

1108
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:35,920
is encourage more criminals to to attack stores when it's shop with cops day. Did you guys

1109
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:42,400
hear about this? So this is these this guy decides to rob a store on the worst day ever.

1110
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:49,600
It was shop with cops day and inside the store there were over 40 sheriff deputies shopping.

1111
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:55,360
And I think the idea would be the idea was you you shop with a cop for charity. Right.

1112
00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:00,680
I think it's a charity thing anyway. So he decides to to burglarize the store when there's

1113
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:06,600
40 sheriff deputies and they just kind of like, yeah, you're under arrest. That is immediately

1114
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,400
give up. I don't know exactly how it played out, but I think it was kind of like, yeah,

1115
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,880
I'm screwed. I picked a bad day to rob this store. Right. Well, there's another one. Yeah,

1116
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:21,000
that's terrible. Walk in. That's just bad luck. Right. It's bad. So there's another

1117
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,280
one. That was a Wal-Mart store. I mean, was it a Wal-Mart? Yeah. So it says he must have

1118
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,920
not gotten the memo. A Florida man was arrested in Wal-Mart and St. Cloud, Florida, according

1119
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:36,640
to a Thursday Facebook post from the county sheriff's office, call it a case of terribly

1120
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:42,320
terrible timing. Apparently this individual picked the worst possible day to do a wrong

1121
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,520
a shop with a cop event, helping families in need, but by necessities with the help

1122
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:53,040
of police officers. Yeah, seriously, we just can't make this shit up. Begins the sheriff's

1123
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:57,880
office news release. Brad decided to steal from good neighbors and partners at the Wal-Mart

1124
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,880
and St. Cloud while we were conducted the shop at the cop event with the children of

1125
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:07,800
our community, says the Facebook post. Bad news, Brad, you know, essentially. So they

1126
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,680
the agency goes unexplained full of deputies, close to 40 of them on top of the folks from

1127
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:17,720
them, the forensics and community services teams and even the sheriff's Marcos Lopez

1128
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:22,560
themselves. It's a bad idea. Brad repeats the post, which shows the cuffed guy with

1129
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:28,600
the handcuffs on and stuff. Look at all glum. Yeah, there's a better one. Go ahead. Well,

1130
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,600
there's another one where there's actually video this. This is horrible. There's a guy

1131
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:37,760
who decides I don't know where this was at. It looks like in some store or some conference

1132
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:45,440
room and I get a Kroger or something like that. And he decided to rob a concealed carry

1133
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:54,480
class. So there's video of the class. Let's soak in for a second. Hmm. Let's rob a classroom

1134
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:59,920
full of people who have guns. Yeah. So there's there's video of them inside the room. I really

1135
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:06,480
did watch that part. It was fast. And then there's video of the guy exiting the building.

1136
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,240
And I guess they called the cops. How long ago is this? It's within the last week is

1137
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:19,920
when I saw it. He robbed a concealed carry class. Yeah, just put in concealed hand. Man

1138
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:26,120
tries to rob concealed carry class is shot by everyone. Yeah. Well, there's footage by

1139
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:31,720
everyone gets shot. There's footage that he exits the building. There he is right there.

1140
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:39,960
Look at this. What an idiot. He's trying to rob, right? Oh, this guy's quite possibly

1141
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:45,720
the dumbest person on the planet. This is a concealed. We're watching a video of a concealed

1142
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:52,600
handgun class and they call the cops on him because he was trying to like what what steal

1143
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:57,520
stuff out of their bags or something. Yeah, that was kind of this guy's a moron. Is he

1144
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:04,680
shot at that time? No. You see the guys come out of the class. They're all the guys. Oh

1145
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:09,160
no. Oh, they convert. Oh, he starts punching the cops. He beats the shit out of that lady

1146
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:16,080
cop. Oh no. Look at them. And then look, all these guys. Oh, no. All armed and they and

1147
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:23,280
they unload on him. Oh, dude. Fourteen, fourteen holes. Oh, what do you think was going to

1148
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:29,600
happen? I hate to laugh. This guy's the biggest idiot on the planet. Yeah. And so they and

1149
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,160
so they stopped the video, right? They're not showing when they get shot. Dying. It's

1150
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:40,720
like the second right before they start to punch. Oh, he he way and they come in. I mean,

1151
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:47,120
he hits one cop, hits the other police officer and you have four armed concealed handgun guys.

1152
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:52,920
And you can see it one, two, three. And then the cop unloads onto this one cop on the ground.

1153
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:59,520
Okay, that he is. I want to hear what this cop is saying. Yeah, the guy's stupid. Unbelievable.

1154
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:05,240
Yeah, Archie Bucker. This is a hundred percent Darwinism right here to the ground. Officer

1155
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:12,040
Wynn and three employees of the business discharged their firearms, striking Mr. Payton repeatedly

1156
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:18,200
14 times in medical personnel. But Mr. Payton succumbed to his injuries at the scene. You

1157
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:26,880
think how many people do you know can get shot 14 times and survive? Yeah, no sympathy.

1158
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:34,080
Sorry, no sympathy. I don't know if he has mental illness or what, but yeah, that's pretty

1159
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:40,600
stupid. Yeah, I'll tell you what's else pretty stupid. Me, I went shopping to this past week

1160
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:45,680
and you know, I went and bought I bought a jacket, you know, I bought a jacket and a

1161
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:50,560
winter jacket. I kind of like spurged a little bit. What's like a ski jacket? It's like I

1162
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:56,080
bought some stuff I needed. I mean, I was ribbed. It was whatever. It's a jacket. I got two

1163
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:03,400
jackets. I got one for really cold and one for cold. And they were 60 percent off. They

1164
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:09,160
weren't condoms, Jeff. They were just all said ribbed. Are you are you getting into

1165
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:14,600
the thing where it was on sale? It was on sale. OK, yeah, but more than zero is more

1166
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:21,400
than zero. Did you really need it? Oh, hold on. Mr. Producer is pointing out the man tries

1167
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:28,000
to steal pistols from the but he stabs a cop. What? So he stabs the cop. Is that what she

1168
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:33,760
was doing? Oh, no. You get she gets stabbed. It's over when he's stabbing people. No wonder

1169
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:40,680
they shot him. Well, all right. All right. Anyway, so you bought a ribbed. Well, I bought

1170
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,000
I bought some stuff. I bought a couple of jackets. I was thinking, you know, they were

1171
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,560
on incredible discount, 60 percent off. Fucking yeah, I'm going to buy it. So I buy them.

1172
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:55,000
I come home and I have, you know, a cold or some similar stores like that. They give you

1173
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,720
they give you a receipt and then they also give you there's an extra little printer there

1174
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:03,520
and it prints off like little discount coupons. Yeah. You know, I got this little coupon and

1175
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:10,000
I see 20 percent off. Well, that's like the little little section. I also see Colts cash,

1176
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,120
which I didn't really look at because I think it's just some stupid advertisement. Right.

1177
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:20,960
My wife looks at this is, oh, my God, you got ninety dollars cold cash. And then she

1178
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:25,600
started she processed extremely quick and she was like, wait a minute. She started asking

1179
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:34,160
questions to drink. How much did you spend there? She could calculate pretty quick. Oh,

1180
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,880
it's like this moment for sure. I'm sure the dudes like us out there that have. Yeah, we

1181
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,600
all go out. You spurge a little bit on yourself and you think, hey, man, I'm getting a really

1182
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,560
good deal. I need some jackets. I'm going to take care of this. It's a good opportunity

1183
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,560
to do it because it's half off, more than half off. However, when you're handing your

1184
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:55,400
wife the coupon that you get for that purchase, you're like, look, honey, I got 90 Colts bucks.

1185
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:02,400
Here, you can have it. Yeah. You can buy like a like a nice like a nice like a brawl it

1186
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:08,400
like a perfume. Perfumes are I bought this ribbed jacket for you. It's made out of flamskin.

1187
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:14,680
It's made and we can be in it together. So if you're wondering why Sean's not responding,

1188
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:20,280
he says in an emergency fashion, he got sprung out of his chair. I'm assuming to go relieve

1189
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:27,160
his bladder or take a crap because he hasn't like sharting all day. Is that what it is?

1190
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:32,700
I don't know. Great. Anyway, but yeah, the yeah, he got he got he got he's got he's got

1191
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:38,520
a wise eagle eyed wife. Oh, yeah, she picked up on that pretty quick. Oh, yeah. She's I

1192
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:44,120
mean, she's a tax person. Yeah, she she is is accustomed to looking at details. I think

1193
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:48,360
my wife would notice that too, because she shops at Coles. She knows what cold cash is

1194
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,680
and how much you spend. If I brought one home that had 90 or $100 on it, she'd be like,

1195
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:58,760
wow, she'd be like, I think she would have done the quick math too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1196
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:04,520
we're we're we're commending your eagle eyed. Welcome back to the podcast. Everything. I

1197
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:11,120
had a pee man. Yeah, yeah. So your eagle eyed wife. Yeah, she's a tax person. She's very

1198
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:18,760
detailed oriented. She knows exactly what's going on. Dude, I mean, I go to Coles because

1199
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,680
it's convenient. It's right up the street. It is right down the street. Every time I

1200
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:28,400
go there, they always print off a shitload of little coupons and stuff. And I always

1201
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,840
leave them laying around. I never really think of it's a big deal. But this is the first

1202
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:37,280
one I've ever came or walked away with. I said, Coles cash. It's just kind of like,

1203
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:44,320
hmm. Yeah, I didn't know. You know, you know, so Coles also does that Amazon return. Yeah.

1204
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:48,480
Yes, I do it all the time. Oh, yeah. That's exactly where I go. Right. If I'm going to

1205
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,320
return. I mean, that was a brilliant play because those kids don't care. I'm returning

1206
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:58,720
this. Oh, yeah. Zip, zip, zip. All right. Oh, yeah. Beep, beep. Boo. Boo. Here's your

1207
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,560
receipt. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Right. And I always return things that are

1208
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:08,000
legitimately being returned. It's not like I'm pulling parts out of it and then giving

1209
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,840
them partial parts. So you don't order like, you know, when you're having a big dinner,

1210
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,240
you don't order a bunch of play settings of plates and then return the plates once you're

1211
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:19,920
done. No, no, I don't. I don't do that. But what's funny is, yeah, they go zip, zip, beep,

1212
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,160
beep, beep, beep, and then they give you a coupon that if you shop in the store right

1213
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:30,280
now, you get 20 percent off. Right. Whatever. It's brilliant. It's actually brilliant. I

1214
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,560
mean, they are creating so much foot traffic. Well, Amazon's probably paying them to do

1215
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:40,360
this. Of course. And then that extra sales. Well, and you guys have seen on Amazon where

1216
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:45,920
you can return things is Whole Foods. No, Whole Foods is one of them. They own Whole

1217
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:50,960
Foods. OK, well, Whole Foods is one of them. OK. And then Kohl's. And then there was another

1218
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:55,920
one like a UPS UPS store. Do it at some UPS places. Yeah. I mean, it tells you where you

1219
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:02,240
can return it and convenient. Super convenient. I mean, Amazon's I mean, Amazon's big and

1220
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:07,240
awesome and successful for a reason. Did you see Whole Foods has decided to stop carrying

1221
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:12,440
Maine live lobsters? Oh, did they? What is that all about? They took the environment.

1222
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:19,280
The environmentalists got to Amazon. They shamed them. And basically, Whole Foods dropped

1223
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:26,000
lobster from Maine. And then soon shortly after, Biden had a lobster dinner. Yeah. A

1224
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,480
week later, Biden had a big lobster dinner. Right. Well, and then the and then the people

1225
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:37,160
from Maine, like lobster families and generations of lobster farmers. Yeah. They were like,

1226
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:42,600
you're making an ignorant decision like you're you're not you're basing this on woke, woke

1227
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:48,240
mob, you know, bullshit. You're well, they're saying that right whales are being killed or

1228
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:53,480
have the potential to be killed by the debts. And all the lobster men were like, there has

1229
00:56:53,480 --> 00:57:00,120
been a right whale sighting in this Boston area. See, then ever total bullshit is total

1230
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:05,000
bullshit that a company cannot do their homework and make a decision like that. Right. That

1231
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,160
can affect that can affect the livelihoods of so many people. It's not right. Well, my

1232
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:16,400
question is, there's people that have been working in the that Boston region as as lobsters

1233
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:21,460
for, like you said, multi generational generation. And well, they take care of it. So it continues

1234
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:25,440
to produce. Yeah. So there were some of the biggest environmentalists out there because

1235
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,040
they're not going to they're not going to trash the area. When they when they bring

1236
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:33,160
up they know what males and females lobster looks look like. And when they pull them out

1237
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,880
of the the baskets, they're like, oh, well, this is obviously a female. And plus, in addition

1238
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,000
to that, they look at the tails, the tails are marked. So they earmarked the tails with

1239
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:48,040
a little triangular cut to then they put them back in because they want to take healthy

1240
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:53,880
males. Yes. They've got lobsters are amazing. They fucking live forever. Right. They want

1241
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:59,440
sustainability. Yeah. So they take those guys, the fishermen and their sustainability above

1242
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,280
a certain size, they put them back in because those are the guys that are going to be producing

1243
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:08,520
the offspring. And any time you got some lobsters in there that have eggs on there, they pull

1244
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:14,680
them on, they put it back in. Those are the lobsters. Fishermen are they call fishermen

1245
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:21,720
lobstermen, lobstermen, lobstermen, lobstermen. Very nice. Sounds like me. Fishermen, lobstermen,

1246
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:28,600
right. Whalemen, whalemen. They say whalemen. People who are whales for a living. You know,

1247
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:33,520
that's weird. Are they shrimp? I heard a comedian talk about this. Fascinated by the conversation

1248
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:39,320
that he was having. The comedian was talking about different types of animal shit that

1249
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:45,360
represents different types of scenarios. Like he was square and round and we know just kind

1250
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:53,920
of like like the wombat has a has a cube shaped shit. No, more like, you know, when you get

1251
00:58:53,920 --> 00:59:00,720
angry you get ape shit and if you're stupid you're you're a dumb shit. You know, if you're

1252
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:05,960
if you're scared and you don't want to do something, you're chicken shit. And you know,

1253
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:11,680
if you if you if you don't want to do anything, you don't do jack shit. You know, and there's

1254
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,520
this like if you're an asshole, you're dog shit. Yeah, yeah, you dog shit. And there's

1255
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:19,280
like, you know, then you stupid shit. That's just I thought that was funny. And everything

1256
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:24,320
is bullshit. Everything bullshit bullshit. No kidding. That you write animal shit. Yeah,

1257
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:29,720
it's a very good point. But there's more than that. It is like bat crazy shit, you know,

1258
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:36,800
and that shit. Yeah, that's crazy. That's a bunch of horse shit. Yeah, right. Yeah,

1259
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:41,120
I just thought that was funny. You talk about the lobstermen and fishermen. I was like,

1260
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:48,360
you know, I'm still waiting to find the animal that makes a dohicca de hijuan. Dohicca de

1261
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,360
hijuan shaped shit. Yeah, we talked about cubes. We talked about round. Was there an

1262
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:58,320
animal that produces a spherical spherical poop round poops? That's like the rabbits

1263
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:07,480
and deer pellets pellets. They don't shoot out there like that. It's like lead sinkers.

1264
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:17,760
Get down. Get down. So that's an interesting shape. The dohicca de hijuan. Dohicca de

1265
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:28,800
hijuan. It's hard to say. Dohicca de hijuan. So what sided is that? That's a 10 sided.

1266
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:36,440
Yeah, that's a 12 sided. That's a 12 sided. They founded some dohicca de hijuan in the

1267
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:44,960
Egyptian pyramids when they were pulling out from the tombs of. Here we go. No, no, I'm

1268
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:49,760
just saying that they came out with this interesting things. They were kind of they had circles

1269
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:54,560
in each one in the jungle. They didn't know what they were doing because instead of having

1270
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:59,200
in case you guys don't know, just imagine like you get like Dungeons and Dragons, a

1271
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:05,440
bunch of dice. This is a 10 sided dice essentially. Yeah, this is a 12 sided. Maybe the Egyptians

1272
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:10,040
were playing Dungeons and Dragons. Maybe they were. But these were these were ornamental.

1273
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:17,080
They were ornamental. So they were circles in the planes of each of the sides. So but

1274
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:21,080
there weren't any. Anyways, nobody knows what they were for is my point. Well, the crystal

1275
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:27,640
skulls. Oh, stop it. Stop it. What do you mean? Look, I knew what you get there, but

1276
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:34,540
I just I find it fascinating that there are a lot of these are the geometrical shapes

1277
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:40,200
in it. I'm fascinated that it is fascinating in the past that those shapes existed back

1278
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:45,120
then, too. Well, of course they did. But they people don't recognize that because people

1279
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,160
think, oh, my God, they didn't they don't know what a fucking wheel is. They didn't

1280
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:52,640
even invent the wheel. They couldn't do anything. That fucking wheel has been there forever.

1281
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,400
It has nothing to do with a wheel as people like look at shit. Oh, well, that's fucking

1282
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,960
round. They didn't have social media back then. So how do they know anything? The fuck

1283
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:06,520
out? I see where you're going with that. They for definitely for ancient empires, ancient,

1284
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,680
ancient civilizations, they do not give them anywhere near enough credit. Well, they just

1285
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,040
had different technology. I mean, they didn't have electric technology, but they had other

1286
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:18,760
shit to get stuff done. Well, the thing about star charts, they were coming up with exactly

1287
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:25,620
where they could predict exactly the configuration of the stars and the constellations a thousand

1288
01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:32,160
years from now. I mean, look at Christopher Columbus coming into the sextant. Well, exactly.

1289
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:37,680
So when he when he came to the United States, that's even named what Chris Sexton. Well,

1290
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:42,720
Christopher Columbus came into the United States, the North America. You know, he had

1291
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:50,760
met the Indians and he was like, hey, man, we got to go back. We got to go back to Europe.

1292
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:56,080
They didn't have enough food. And so there was a tribe there and he was like, hey, man,

1293
01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:00,920
we have to go back and we need some food. Can we can we have some food? And they were

1294
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:08,040
like, no, man, we make just enough for us. So sorry. It was like back then he had enough

1295
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:14,740
knowledge that there was a blood moon that was about to happen. He's like, if you don't

1296
01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:21,040
give me your food, Columbus, Christopher Columbus is if you don't give us food to go back to

1297
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:25,640
our home, your moon was going to turn. I'm going to turn the moon. There was an eclipse

1298
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:30,960
and then the moon turned blood red. And sure enough, within a week's time, the fucking

1299
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:36,840
moon turned blood red and there was an eclipse. And those motherfuckers gave him the food

1300
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:41,520
and he left. And so they scarred because they didn't have enough. Whatever, man. But you

1301
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:46,560
get my point, right? Whatever, whatever. Well, I mean, he's an asshole from that perspective,

1302
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,160
you know, because I mean, he took advantage of that. Fuck, they could have gone out there

1303
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:53,680
and fucking killed twenty five thousand deer. I mean, shit, they had they had I mean, come

1304
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,240
on, the United States, it was the North America. There's all kinds of shit they could have

1305
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:02,760
done. But I mean, it is sharp and smart from his point. They were he. Where did you hear

1306
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:08,960
this on one of your shows that you are? This is your Indian friend, the black guy, the

1307
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:16,960
man you're in. Don't ask us. What is his name? The NASA's Degrassi, Degrassi. There you go.

1308
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:23,640
Degrassi. Yeah. He invented the Degrassi counter. No, what I'm saying is that it's

1309
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:29,160
Neil Degrassi Tyson is his name. And he was he did some interview and he was talking about

1310
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:34,800
history and was talking about how exactly like technology and you knowing shit about

1311
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:39,360
the stars and how you can influence him. He was talking about how Christopher Columbus

1312
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,720
was like, man, you know, a lot of people think of Christopher Columbus as this and that and

1313
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:47,640
this. I think of him kind of an asshole. And they were like, well, what say you? Why do

1314
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:52,160
you think he's an asshole? And he was like, well, he fucking didn't have enough food.

1315
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,480
And he kind of explained the story of what happened. And that's kind of what we're talking

1316
01:04:55,480 --> 01:05:00,840
about is you were you were saying that back then they were astrologically inclined. They

1317
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:06,280
knew I mean, fuck, they would take a they would take a a boulder and they were cordural,

1318
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:13,080
a hole so that when you were sitting inside the middle of this Stonehenge structure ish

1319
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:16,560
that you would have all these little holes that you can see. There's the North Star.

1320
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:20,520
I could say it's one spot and I could see this. I could see that I could see that only

1321
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:25,160
twice a year, only twice a year. And you could have a ceremony around twice a year when you

1322
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:30,360
can look through that hole. And there is there's that star. Amazing. It is absolutely amazing.

1323
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:35,120
So it's amazing that they did that one. Number two, it's amazing that they can cord drill

1324
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:40,520
into those boulders. And to today, they don't know how those those holes were made. They

1325
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:44,320
didn't have like a craftsman. They didn't have any kind of drill. Well, they didn't

1326
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:50,000
have the plug in hundred twenty volt Milwaukee cord drill. Other ways. Sure, they didn't.

1327
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:55,880
I mean, maybe it took a week to drill that hole. A week. Huh? A month. Drilling through

1328
01:05:55,880 --> 01:06:01,160
it. They were like, hey, dude, your granddad's been doing this forever. Now it's your job.

1329
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:05,600
Yeah. You got to drill this fucking hole. Or they just car by drill bits. Or they just

1330
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:10,120
like a whole bunch of people died drilling it. Yeah, I wouldn't. When they built the

1331
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:15,560
pyramid, twenty thousand slaves died. Right. First of all, nobody knows. So let's get that

1332
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:22,280
clear. We know they wrote it on a papyrus because look, they talk about the sphinx, for example.

1333
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:27,320
And they're like, well, the sphinx has been there for, you know, forever, even far before

1334
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:31,120
the pyramids, because they're saying, look, there's fucking paws on there. And they were

1335
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,920
saying, oh, there was a lion's head on that fucking thing out for one time. And they switched

1336
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:41,960
to a pharaoh when the Egyptians built the pyramids. Oh, I know this. That wasn't what

1337
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:49,360
they don't. They don't know that. But what they're what they're saying is that the erosion,

1338
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:58,160
the erosion that is there isn't consistent with the erosion on the paws. So they're just

1339
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:01,760
saying it's just different. Well, I guess my question is, how do they know it was there

1340
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:07,000
before? Well, they don't know the exact shape of it, but it's all it's obviously all recorded

1341
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,000
on the Rosetta Stone. Great video. Recorded on the Rosetta Stone. That is not that. Oh,

1342
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:16,160
that's not fact. Well, you know, it knows what the really facts are. But the fact is,

1343
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:21,440
that it's a really cool shit that nobody knows. I remember reading that the ancient Sumerians

1344
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:29,680
and the Assyrians, I mean, they could do geometry like they they had mathematical complexity

1345
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:35,040
and forward thinking where they were doing geometry and all that kind of shit. How would

1346
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:40,520
they know that they must have found that during theorem? They had to find some kind of document

1347
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:44,960
or something. Yeah, they must have found something somewhere that proved how the Sumerians and

1348
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:51,400
the Assyrians knew that's what they're they're saying that there's so much there. Look, it's

1349
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:58,120
happening today. All right. It's happening today. I mean, your own son did took a class

1350
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:02,440
and passed a test. No, OK. It's happening today. But I'm talking let's say, for example,

1351
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:10,040
like Donald Trump, Donald Trump, the Abraham Accords, right? Right. They are think about

1352
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:13,580
it. They're doing everything they can to take that away from him. Yeah, they won't call

1353
01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:17,000
it the Abraham Accords. That's my point. They call it something different. So they call

1354
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:23,840
it something different. That is the exact thing that they're doing for a thousand centuries.

1355
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:30,560
You know, there's no reason to take away the mathematical intelligence of the Sumerians.

1356
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:35,200
But what we do, why? There is no reason that we know of today. But back then, yes, they're

1357
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,600
saying that are well fucking Paul. Fuck Paul. Paul came in with a bunch of shit. But you

1358
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:44,280
know what? He got drunk. Fuck Paul. We're going to take all the things he has. He has

1359
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:49,520
all these books. We're going to take all the information. Now it's our books. You asshole.

1360
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,200
And fuck Paul. You're taking my ancient Sumerian books. That's what I'm saying. This has been

1361
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:57,840
going on forever. People have been screwing each other forever. Forever. Well, the winners

1362
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:03,120
get to dictate history. That's right. Right. That's a wow. What a great profound comment.

1363
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:07,600
And I'm not being I'm not being a dick. It's absolutely true. Whoever persevered, whoever

1364
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:12,880
had the power, whoever won. Well, that's why when you go into this old. Like what you just

1365
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:19,840
said, whoever won dictated how history. It's obvious when you go into some of these temples

1366
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:27,440
that have been around for thousands of years and you see the damages that have done on

1367
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:32,040
certain the scriptures because there's scriptures all over the temple. OK, and then you go to

1368
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:37,920
this one area and the scripture has been maimed. You know, there are pieces of the statue that

1369
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:44,240
have been ripped off and the face fucked up. And the words on. You know, it's just like

1370
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:50,700
it was purse. It was purposely damaged to hide what it was, what it served in the information

1371
01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:57,880
that it detailed. Not to hide it to to deface it. Well, to deface it so that it won't be

1372
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:03,640
recognized the future. Correct. Correct. So so the Taliban are the same the same way.

1373
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:07,240
Yeah, they've been destroying a bunch of. Yeah. Oh, my God. It was horrible. Yeah, it

1374
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:12,200
did. Oh, in Afghanistan. Horrible. Those those three hundred foot statues on the mountain

1375
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:18,040
that they just they destroyed because why? Because it didn't stand for it. It was it

1376
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:22,200
was ISIS, though it was a Taliban, was it? Right. The ISIS. No, it's Taliban. It's a

1377
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,800
hundred percent Taliban. Yes. I thought it was ISIS. I was going into these old. But

1378
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:29,960
does it matter? No, it doesn't. No, it was Taliban. And it was because the difference

1379
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:36,480
between ISIS and the Taliban. Not much. They're also the fucking basically. ISIS is what Taliban

1380
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:43,840
was in the Middle East, like in Iraq, in Iran, in Syria, you know, anyway. Anyway, but the

1381
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:50,520
reason why they defaced it and blew it up is because it was a false god to them. Right.

1382
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:56,040
Like false god. But it's not a god. Well, it was in ancient those ancient religions.

1383
01:10:56,040 --> 01:11:01,480
It was. Well, I look at it this way. So how dumb. So we're talking two thousand three

1384
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:05,920
thousand four thousand years ago. Right. Right. And they had their medium and how they recorded

1385
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:12,360
stuff. Right. Who's to say our mechanism today is going to be able to utilize two, three,

1386
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:17,000
four thousand years from now? What we're seeing here on a TV. Oh, it all begun. They may not

1387
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:21,200
be able to read it. Oh, it's they may not be able to access it. It's easier to lose

1388
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:26,120
this. So then it was to lose what the Egyptians. So they may look back at us and go, how the

1389
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:30,600
fuck do they do anything about what they're doing nowadays is how do they build that?

1390
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:35,640
So what some of the things that I understand they're doing, first of all, they have these

1391
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:42,120
vaults. I don't know how many they have these vaults all over the world and the vaults,

1392
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:49,360
seed, house, seeds, seed vaults and knowledge, seed vaults. Yeah. But my thing is, how is

1393
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:55,480
that knowledge captured? Because it's captured on crystal. So they they they are they are

1394
01:11:55,480 --> 01:12:01,760
they are embedding it kind of like microfiche. How are they going to in five thousand years?

1395
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:05,520
They look at that and go, what is this? Yeah, yeah. They're going to have the equipment

1396
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:10,920
to read it. Yeah, they're going to know it. Just like I have a slew of CD-ROMs with a

1397
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:16,200
bunch of pictures. They have what is the green? What is the green stone? What is the green

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stone called Jade Emerald? Emerald is one of them. So they have the they think the gem.

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What is it? What is it? Jade? There's a lighter green. So they have they have these discs,

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turquoise, opal. They have these discs made out of jade. All right. So Jade is unique

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for the reason that it doesn't decompose. It's not like any element on the earth. So

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diamonds decompose, whatever, maybe other things to do. But what I'm saying is anyway, let's

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move on. It's anyway. What they're saying is that there are things on. I wish I had the

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information I wish I could remember. I'm too drunk right now. What these Jade discs have

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but there's information on them of a. That's my train of thought. It's just old school

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shit. You're talking about document and history. Yeah, that's what these things are for. It

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was a way to store information on these Jade. Yeah, and they and they have that. That's

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kind of them right there. Well, I understand that. That's fine. But in four thousand years,

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someone comes across that. What are they going to do with it? Well, that's my point is that

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we've come across it. So these are old as we're saying. So we've come across their

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archives and these discs are supposed to represent some sort of they're supposed to say something

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and we don't know what the fuck they're saying. And so that to your point is that, yeah, I

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get it. So we have technology. We see all these discs and I mean, these aren't quite

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them. The the the disc I'm referring to have actually language on them and the language

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has been deciphered and they're available to look at. It's been deciphered. So it's

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porn. It's been deciphered. And but I don't read ancient porn. I bet you it is. Oh, shit.

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Hold on. That looks like a vagina. Go up, go up or back up. That's a penis. Back up

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one. That's a vag. That's a vag stone. It's a hundred percent of that. It looks like this

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is ancient porn. So after all this is ancient porn, this is what we get. I mean, what the

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hell are so stop. How does I want you guys to look at that? Go up, go up. This is the

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numbers guy. So that ancient bronze thing. You know, it's you know, it's fascinating

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about that piece right there. Is that stars? Those are bullet points. We're looking at

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a metal disc that has a moon, a crescent moon and a circle, which is a sun and the curvature

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of the earth. Is that the curvature there on the right hand side? A bunch of stars.

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So in that disc, there are magnetized pieces of metal. All right. So wrap your head around

1426
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:11,360
that. Why are those pieces of metal magnetized inside that disc? What purpose did they serve?

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Because it tingles the nose with me. That's what I was. That's what I was trying to get

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to is we could have all of the stuff made today. But in four thousand years, they're

1429
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going to be having the same questions. Why did they do this? Right. My dog is going fucking

1430
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nuts. Well, she wants your attention. Well, I know. But it needs to be constant at this

1431
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point. I understand why. I'm trying to make her lay down. Once you put some peanut butter

1432
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on your dick. Wow. Does that work? That'll cure that. She'll say, oh, shit, I get peanut

1433
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butter and a dick. Yet another reason why we don't have video. Yeah, I know. So the

1434
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story behind this wonderful dog. So she is a she's a rescue and she's a rescue, not

1435
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:06,440
only rescued twice because it was initially she was initially rescued by Jeff's parents,

1436
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:13,440
no, his wife's parents. And they quickly realized they couldn't deal with the dog. And it's

1437
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a quick or do they have a couple years? It's a beautiful German shepherd. She's a beautiful

1438
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German shepherd. And she is her goal in life is to make sure everyone that's in the circle

1439
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:30,120
of life. Well, she was obviously abandoned. So she's got abandoned issues and well, there's

1440
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stuff going on. But she's a herder. She is her goal is to protect everyone within the

1441
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circle. And when she senses that somebody is going to leave and she's smart, she's smart.

1442
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I think she's she's she knows she knows it's about time for the thing to end. She knows

1443
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:51,160
it's the podcast about to end and she's extremely protective of our producer, who's a young

1444
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:57,680
man and and she's waiting to make sure he doesn't leave because she's going to get upset

1445
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:04,360
that he might be injured or lost. And and it's tough to deal with because she's very

1446
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:09,960
vocal about it. She's very vocal. But anyway, we love she talks quite a bit. We love her.

1447
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:14,040
She's a part of the podcast. Anyway, back to the whole communication that we're trying

1448
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to decipher two, three, four thousand years ago. It's a challenge because when they did

1449
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,440
this, they probably thought, oh, this makes sense to us. Oh, yeah. And they'll read this

1450
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in the future and it won't be a problem. They'll understand what this is saying. Do you really

1451
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:31,600
think they they meant it for the future or they just meant it for the here and now? Well,

1452
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:35,560
I think it was meant to. Well, I don't know. Who knows what that says? It's probably for

1453
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the here and now. It could be. It could be some. Well, let's look at like the the the

1454
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:45,760
Voynick manuscript. I read that. Yeah, look at that. I'm very familiar with that one.

1455
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I finished it last night. Yeah. Well, this is again. This the Voynick manuscript is a

1456
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is a V.O.Y.N.I.C.H. pretty. Lord. What you point of view, you actually printed this shit

1457
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out. Oh, dude, I've got the whole wall. I've got most of the manuscript here. He is the

1458
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original at home. So well, look, here's the thing. They've got they've got an entire book

1459
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of the Voynick manuscript that is put out that has it's basically the same thing. When

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I say the same thing, it's basically a ledger of stuff. It's got descriptions of plant life.

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It's got descriptions of of animal life, mammals, and it's in a language that nobody can recognize.

1462
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Well, how they know it's about animals and there are there's if the producer could pull

1463
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:49,960
it up V.O.Y.N.I.H. and I see a V.O.Y.N.I.C.H. The Voynick the Voynick manuscript. So it

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essentially they found this book, I want to say in England, and there are just there are

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a bunch of illustrations. There's pictures on there. Oh, there's Sasquatch. Yeah, looks

1466
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like it. I see Bigfoot and I see. Oh, I see. I see you. Oh, yeah. I told you everything

1467
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revolves around sex and porn. This is the playboy back in the day. Only only the rich

1468
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:26,800
people could get this kind of porn. But how old do they say this is? Fifty years old.

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It turns out it's some kindergartner. I mean, really, I don't recall. I don't recall. I

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want to say it's like a thousand years old. It looks like it's an exceptional quality.

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Quality. Well, it is, you know, but it's but the type of paper that it's on and virus.

1472
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No, it's not. It's actually it's like I want to say it's like sheep. It's on sheep sack

1473
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ball sack or something. I don't know. It is a human skin. What kind of savage environment

1474
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or society? Look at the script. Look at the script. The manuscript with this foot. So

1475
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it's 400 year old. So there it is. Why this 400 year old text has left academia puzzled.

1476
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:14,440
Why and tell me why? Because they knew what was happening 400 years ago. Well, I mean,

1477
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:18,680
that wasn't just the language. They don't know. They found it 400 years ago. They're

1478
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not saying it's it's aged that 400. It's kind of Arabic. That's that's just it. They've

1479
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got it's a boy unit. Boy night. She's looks very, very different from other languages.

1480
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They haven't found any correlations with the type of consonants or vowels or who knows?

1481
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,840
It could have been some tabular. It could have been. Well, that it could have been.

1482
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:52,440
It could have been. It could have been some island by itself. It could have been Easter

1483
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:56,040
Island or something. They find it then. Where did they find it? Well, they say where they

1484
01:20:56,040 --> 01:21:01,960
found this. It's not like they just shows up somewhere. I don't know. But look, that's

1485
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what I'm getting to. I'm driving to that. There are artifacts out there that detail

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history that we simply can't interpret. So Jeff is nailed it. He's like, well, how the

1487
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:18,880
fuck are people going to interpret what the hell we've got to say? Right. A thousand years

1488
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down the road when we can't even interpret what they're fucking saying. You know, you

1489
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:30,720
know, this is making me think we have an assignment. God, I must have been in middle school. We

1490
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had an assignment to take real world stuff from today, bury it into the ground and have

1491
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:41,560
people a thousand years from now dig it up and try to interpret what it is. That was

1492
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:46,680
an assignment we had. You would probably put a butt plug. No, one of mine was a, I did

1493
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:52,760
a toilet seat. Okay. I had a toilet seat is buried. They dug it up. And I said that the

1494
01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:58,560
people in the future said that it was some sort of ceremonial neck piece or something.

1495
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:04,320
I did. That's what I said. We all had to be creative. Pick three things from this world

1496
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:08,320
that you buried. Did you get an A? I think I might have. I don't think you did. But seriously,

1497
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that's exactly what we did. And I think an easy way out. I think it's fascinating to

1498
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:18,840
think about though is what, what are people in a thousand plus years from now going to

1499
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think of what's going on now and how will they interpret it? Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

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a bunch of hoes ho ho ho. It's December. It's dudes like us. Another podcast. I'm excited.

1501
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:36,640
It's the month of December and are you posting on another one? Are you sure? Dude, next week

1502
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:44,480
we got another one coming. Have you D, have you D fucked it? What? Wow. You reversed the

1503
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:51,240
fuck it. I gotta go back and listen to that podcast. That was last week. You don't remember?

1504
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:56,560
You're like Christmas is magical. That's when kids blah, blah, blah. This year, fuck it.

1505
01:22:56,560 --> 01:23:01,600
No, I was talking about the way I'm talking about the kids and paying them out. Then we'll

1506
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,400
talk about that next one. Cause next week was different. We're going to have songs.

1507
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We're going to be singing all nine yards. We are like us. December 7th. I'm Sean. I

1508
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:13,960
am Paul and I'm Jeff. I got $90 of Cole's cash on this. Yeah. And your wife's going

1509
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:18,240
to confiscate that from you. Boots dudes like us. And don't forget our producer, Mr. Austin

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01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:38,640
back there. Thank you, sir. Instagram. We're on Instagram. Merry Christmas. Bitch.