Yeah, I need to get my fridge fixed so I can have cold beer again.
Dude, I cannot believe what you went through.
You have to share that.
Sucked.
That's going to be our opening story.
We'll talk a little bit about that.
You know what though, have you taken the time to pull the refrigerator out?
Not yet.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Well, here's the thing.
It's December 7th.
It's the first week of December.
It's Christmasy.
Christmasy?
It's Christmasy.
Christmas.
Okay, well first off, you're wearing your Christmas shirt.
Yes.
But the last podcast you were like, I've been thinking it's so magical.
I'm a kid.
It's magical.
Christmas is awesome.
This year, fuck it.
What are you talking about?
I'm wearing my shirt right now.
Are you more into the Christmas spirit now?
Okay, this is a total 180 from where you were last week.
We laughed our asses off when you were like.
Is that Steve Perry?
It's like, don't stop believing.
Is my shirt with Santa Claus on the top?
So well, you know what?
Dudes Like Us moment.
You need to know.
Well, first of all, Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
Welcome to our show.
It's the second half of December 2nd and we are, I am a little spirited because.
You shot 120 proof, two ounce shot of it.
Well, yeah, I so soak up as much Sean as you can in the next 10 minutes because he's going
to be quiet.
Yeah, it's just going to be Jeff and I.
It's going to go quick.
Yeah, but we got we got some great, great things to talk about.
But I want to talk about a Dudes Like Us thing because this all falls into do it yourself
home fixings.
And I'm going to share with you guys a few things that you could take a look at when
it comes to your refrigerator going out.
Jeff, unfortunately.
Tragedy.
Fuck, man.
It was tragic.
Dude, you so we need a moment of silence on this.
So we're in Texas.
I don't know if they have this congruently throughout the United States, but here in
Texas, you can buy a fucking cow and have it slice and diced.
Well, Paul and Jeff went out supposed to go in, but I backed out or I didn't know whatever.
So Paul and Jeff went in with a cow.
We bought half.
We bought half a cow.
They divvied up the meat Jeff had in his refrigerator freezer and the fucking thing died and he lost
all of his meat.
Yeah, apparently.
I was into long story short.
He goes into the refrigerator, I think, once every 14 days.
No, it's not.
Well, it's easier.
I don't access that.
Here's the thing.
I gave it up the last week during the podcast.
We went in the refrigerator and we were like, these spirits are really war.
Yeah, the beer's not real cold.
I didn't put it together.
Oh, shit.
You remember that?
No, keep in mind, I didn't drink last week.
If I had tried the beer, I'd have been like, dude, your beer sucks.
Yeah, your beer's a little subpar.
Oh, yeah, you would have totally got your cocks in there.
That's on you guys.
You had a warning sign.
We're dead.
We're not as...
Unbelievable.
You are not as passive as we are.
You're the finicky one.
I'd have jumped on it.
You're the bitch.
I would have put on my tool belt and my headlamp.
Speaking of putting on your tool belt and your headlamp, that's exactly what, in my opinion,
you should do.
Here's the thing.
In your garage specifically, we have so much woodwork that we've done.
There is so much dust that's in the air.
It's in my fantastic opinion that your compressor fan is clogged like a motherfucker.
Well, when we get a chance, we'll pull it out and look at it.
Pull that thing out and blow it, that fan area all out.
And who knows?
That thing may spark up.
Refrigeration systems that set like that forever will almost never go bad.
You know the refrigerator in my garage is 20 years old.
Right.
20 fucking years old.
Yeah.
And there's not a whole lot of action.
You have a lot of dust in your garage.
I'm almost sure that's what it is.
So this weekend, if we have time, let's pull it out, vacuum it, hose it, or whatever.
When I got an air compressor downstairs, we can blast the shit out of it.
I think that's what it is.
It could have been the fan that went out.
But look, for dudes like us out there, you do have a refrigerator that goes out.
It's not the end of the world.
90% of the time when these things go out, there's an obstruction that is inhibiting
the flow of air.
If you understand how refrigerators work, there is a compressor that compresses a system
that uses freon.
And the freon collapsing, the expansion, and what's the opposite of expansion?
Contraction.
Expanding and contraction.
Contraction.
That causes heat to dispel, and it causes the pipes to cool, which causes your refrigerator.
So when that compressor gets overheated, then it stops working.
So that fan is the catalyst that keeps it.
And that fan is the problem.
The little fucking $20 fan down there.
Well, I'm all in.
We can pull that out of there.
There's nothing in there anymore except a case of beer and a couple of bottles of other
beer.
Yeah, that we couldn't drink because it's fucking hot.
I had to bring over cold beer.
I know.
God forbid that.
So let me share my story.
So my parents' cabin up in Colorado, we've been complaining for a while that it's just
on the refrigerator side, not that it's kind of cool, not cold.
Cool.
And on the freezer side, kind of what the refrigerator side should be like.
So it's cold, but it doesn't sound like it's efficient.
So we're like, okay, it's dying.
So we order a refrigerator.
And keep in mind, every time we go up there, we've got to plan it because we've got to
be there at a certain time.
Things are going to be delivered.
We've got to be there.
We've got to know when it's going to be delivered.
All that kind of stuff.
Anyway, total meltdown on the delivery of the refrigerator.
Did it get lost?
Yeah, it got lost.
And I was like, you know what?
F it.
Cancel it.
Just cancel it.
And so now we're like back to square zero.
We don't have a new one coming.
So what are we going to do?
So we just started to take a look at it.
Sure enough, we pulled it out.
We got into the freezer side of it.
And there's like a wall, right?
There's a wall at the back of the freezer side.
And we took that out.
There was three to four, three to four inch block of ice.
So the entire is Paul, what'd you do?
Shake the whole fucking case.
I thought, well, yeah, you open my my spooge and all over yourself.
Yeah, open my beard and it came all over him.
It did.
Yeah, nice.
I'm a little.
Yeah, it's all in your beard, too.
It's kind of nice.
Now you're all moist.
You are.
I'm deliberately tearing my eyes away.
It's hard somehow.
Anyway, so so yeah, there was a three inch block of ice.
So this is the way it works.
The the the air from the freezer works its way into the refrigerator side.
Correct.
And if the air doesn't make it out of the freezer, it doesn't make it to the refrigerator
side.
Right.
I mean, that's that's right.
In theory.
No, that's exactly how it works.
The one downstairs works that way as well.
Yes.
And so what we did was we pulled the back off and we freaking spent an hour chipping
the ice out.
Chips it all out.
Well, I'm all clean.
And I tell you what, one thing I'm going to get, they have monitors.
Oh, yeah.
You bought it.
Yeah, you bought one.
No, I'm going to.
Oh, I thought you did.
No, not yet.
So they have monitors that you put in your freezer and you set the temperature if it
gets above 37 degrees or whatever.
It's kind of like a grill, a grill thing.
Yeah.
Send me a warning if so I don't find out three days later that all my meat is thawed and
it's now warm.
Right.
So now I got to throw away five hundred bucks worth of meat.
You know, I think you should have done and I know this is probably going to just pain
you.
But I think it all I think you should have you should have like, you know how when they
an Amish barn barn, I wasn't going to eat any of that.
I wasn't going to know.
I think you should have said, Sean, start cooking.
Paul, start cooking.
It's warm meat.
Yeah.
Was it really warm or cool?
It was warm because it was blowing warm air in there and it was for days, at least two
days.
I'm not going to eat that.
I would have.
No, I'm not.
I think I might have.
No, it's a great and it's sealed.
That was sealed.
Now some of them were broke.
OK, we're leaking.
OK, OK, OK.
I get that.
But the ones that were sealed.
No, I wouldn't have.
No, no.
It's kind of pointless to bring it up now.
I'm sorry.
Well, first of all, that would have been kind of fun.
Jeff, Jeff is I'm very anal about my.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just need to take a food course or something that I don't know.
I've got food poisoning before, so I don't know.
It may not even be related to that, but I'm picky about shit sitting on the counter.
No, I get it.
I get it.
I respect that.
It's all good.
But here's the thing.
I mean, I've learned that it doesn't matter at the end of the day because there are people
that eat raw chicken and it's they're absolutely fine.
There are people that eat raw eggs all the time and they're like, oh, you're going to
think.
Well, you could keep eggs at room temperature as long as they still have the vagina juice
on them.
I understand.
And you could seal them up to do they vagina juice?
Well, I mean, you put something what they would consider like like an oil.
You rub them down with oil and you put on there.
It's still the membrane.
Those eggs are porous.
I see what you're saying.
Yes, like freshly freshly squeezed out eggs don't have to be refrigerated.
Correct.
They have a natural coating on them.
They have what they call vaginal juice.
No, it's like symbiotic.
Fudge juice.
OK, I forget what the official term is.
Don't chickens give birth through their buttholes?
I think it's the same hole.
It's the same hole.
It's not a butthole.
So it's essentially a hole that the chicken passes things through.
Right.
Chicken snatch.
Oh, Jesus.
Terrible.
What happened?
Chicken snatch.
What?
Look, look, look.
What did I say?
Look, look, look.
Are you done with your story?
Are we drinking a bourbon?
A very nice bourbon.
Because here's the thing.
We have to chat about this bourbon because I've been saving this bourbon forever.
On the heels of chicken snatch.
Let's talk about this very special bourbon.
God bless it.
Here's the thing, man.
I've been saying we've been saving this bourbon forever because I had to be a special podcast
because because I met this lady that so let me back up a little bit and I'll try to get
to the story quick.
I can't wait to see you.
I'm excited.
I'm excited because I met this lady that so let me back up a little bit and I'll try to
get to the story quick.
With my job, as I say all the time, I have to travel.
So I traveled and I was in Amarillo, I think.
Which, no, yeah, Amarillo.
Yeah, I was in Amarillo and as I shared, I zigzag and I check out different stores to
find the unicorn bourbons.
And I pull up to the store and I've got my Netflix on.
I'm just sitting there in the car.
I'm like, ooh, what's going to happen?
I've got like the Breaking Bad series on.
I turn it off right away and this car pulls up.
It's a nice car.
And this blonde chick steps out on me.
Hey now.
So she's got a little dog and she picks the dog up.
I'm like, huh, that's interesting.
In Amarillo out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
All right, well, that's cool.
So I step out and I follow her in the car, to the place and she's kind of walking in
like she owns the fucking place.
I'm like, huh.
This woman's got attitude.
Oh yeah, I was like, oh.
Confidence.
That's kind of cool.
Maybe she does own the place.
I don't fucking know.
And me being the quasi connoisseur or sommelier of bourbons.
I'm kind of walking in and is what do we got in this corner over here?
Like Bill Cosby and the blue Bill Cosby.
So I'm looking at she said, oh, where's the bottom green?
I'm like, it's right over here.
It's right here in this section here.
I said, I've tried all those.
We have all those.
Oh, we do a podcast.
We talk about bourbon.
Anyways, we start talking.
I'm really hoping you didn't talk in that.
I didn't have a voice.
I don't know what your voice that was, but I was like, is.
I was having a good kiss.
Well, anyway, so I just I talk with her for like maybe two minutes and I'm just like,
just share with her.
Hey, look, I'm from Dallas and I'm best friends with these two idiots and we have a hobby
where we do a podcast and we talk about bourbon and shit that dudes like us do all the time
in that it's dudes we talk it's dudes like us talking about dudes like us to dudes like
us.
This is the premise of the whole podcast because that's what life is all about.
It's about sharing your story.
And hopefully the more people we get involved in this, the more congruent we can get with
the whole society and figure out what the fuck is going on and how to tie this.
So she was like, oh, that's interesting.
She kind of alluded to that she had some experience in the the radio realm or the advertising
realm somewhat.
She's like, I like it.
I mean, I used to hang around some radio folks or something like that.
Her name is Marsha Milam and she had a little dog, excuse how I forget what the hell it was.
It was a small little.
What is my dog?
Chihuahua.
No, what is shit?
Like that.
Yeah, like a ship to a multiple or something like that.
It was cute as fuck.
So that was that was that.
And then she comes over and she was like, well, I'm going to buy you a bottle of bourbon.
And I'm like, why?
That was odd.
You know, why are you buying me a bottle of bourbon?
And she gives me her card and she's her name is Marsha Milam.
And I'm not putting it together right away.
And all of a sudden, I'm like, Milam and green.
I'm like, what?
You're like, there's no way.
Oh, green.
And so I'm like, thank you very much.
That's awesome.
I start talking about the podcast.
I'm like, welcome to come on.
I'd love to come on.
I was like, we might take you up on that.
You know, this way for my little email.
So anyways, we are drinking the bourbon or the it's actually a rye whiskey that she gave
us.
And so it's a ninety four proof.
Hold on.
You didn't like you skipped over the punch line.
She is the owner.
She is my she's the owner.
Yeah.
Well, that was huge.
I know.
I'm saying you skipped over the punch line.
Well, I mean, I was kind of I'm sorry.
I was a little toasty for my first half.
God bless.
Yeah.
You went out of the gate hard.
Did you show her your junk?
Wow.
Oh, I don't remember.
I don't think I wasn't drinking.
Oh, OK.
OK.
I'm just saying.
So hold on.
When you when you walk into the good stores, is that what you do?
Hey, everybody.
My name is Jeff.
And here's my check out my junk.
And you have unicorns.
What?
Eagle rare?
Is that a normal thing?
Yeah, we do have your unicorn.
And we've never gotten we've never gotten a free bottle of bourbon.
He has.
Well, maybe he was showing his junk.
That's what I mean.
That's what I was asking.
What do you think of my junk?
I think she's just being nice.
OK.
So you met the owner.
Oh, dude.
Seriously, I was pitching a tent.
But I was trying to contain myself.
Well, virtual inside.
Yeah, virtual.
Yeah, like an emotional tent.
Of course.
Inside, I was like screaming.
I was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe the one of the owners of the tent.
I was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe the one of the owners of my lemon green just bought
a bottle of bourbon.
And so we've been hanging on to it.
We buy bourbons every single week.
We go to Total Wine on Fridays with dudes like us.
And we we go talk to the guys out there and like, hey, we got anything.
And then like, yeah, we got this.
We get text messages.
We show up.
You know, we constantly keep re-upping our our our queue of bourbons to put on the shelf
to drink.
Of course.
And this one's been setting and setting.
You've been waiting for the right moment.
Well, I've been waiting and you've been waiting for the chicken snatch podcast.
Oh, my Jesus.
I'm going to.
Now we have to trash it.
Now we have to dump this podcast.
Look at that.
What the hell?
Drink it again.
Give me a high point.
What are you doing?
Good Lord.
Again, this is why we don't do video.
You know, so Jeff's having like a beer orgasm.
Well, I don't know what over a case of case of beer in some sort of any time out.
It's cold.
It is cold, but you brought it to the whole depot and had him shake it in the fucking
painter mixer area first.
This beer has been literally sitting there for months.
Mylam Green has truly shaken up the industry by harnessing a deep passion for whiskey,
bringing so many different skills to the whiskey table.
We're the only independent owned and operated company in America that openly embraces a
multitude of traditional and innovative making stunning spirit one label.
I believe there's a little bit more literature over there that's cut off.
Yeah, that's not a complete sentence.
There you go.
OK.
Oh, our whiskey team embodies over 60 years of experience.
More than anyway.
So where's the the ride section?
I'm glad you recognize that.
Downman's.
I was waiting for you to like be like, that doesn't make sense.
And I was thinking he probably isn't going to even notice.
Well, after the Rod Park, Mr. Producer, it's probably up there with our whiskeys.
Oh, there you go.
So this is the Indiana Rye Whiskey is brought to Texas where we batch it in our warehouses
and finish it in old port wine casks.
The Texas Sun.
Influences the rate and strength of flavor imparted into the whiskey.
Some casks take longer than others.
The team tastes the whiskey finishing in the port wine casks regularly until the optimal
flavors are achieved.
So is this MVP?
It is.
Absolutely.
It is.
But that's what's so amazing about this, guys.
I mean, yeah, well, they're talking about how the Texas climate makes a major impact
in the way the bourbon is finished.
Yep.
I mean, we're just not appreciating.
I mean, maybe we do.
I think a Marsha lives in Austin, I believe.
Yeah.
Most people don't don't appreciate the intricacies that go into.
Yeah, I know.
I think she's down.
This is down in Bastrop, I think.
Right.
I'm just saying it was.
I was excited that I met her and figured out who she was.
It was kind of like, oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
How many how many distillery owners have we met?
Yeah, really?
Yeah, I tell you what, I have met the the one in Berkshire.
Berkshire Brothers, Berkshire Brothers, Somalia.
You know what?
Yeah.
And that was very brief.
And he was like, hey, thanks for coming.
We were all on the little demo.
And I like your podcast podcast.
But that was at the distillery.
You were just at a at the liquor store at a random place.
But she was there for the same reason.
She was there for a random thing.
She was there to check to see if they put the newer stuff on the shelves.
Amazing.
You know, she was just doing quality control.
You know, a business person personally, personally, a business woman, the owner of the company that's driving around.
God bless in Texas.
I am really checking out.
Yeah.
In Amarillo, fucking Texas without you doing there.
Well, I think it's a really small organization.
You don't need a bunch of folks to have a distillery.
No, you don't.
So it's probably a nice car.
I love this story.
I love it.
And I hope she would listen.
I would hope she would come on the podcast.
So if you reached out to her, do you think she would remember this encounter?
I have no idea.
Probably not.
That was what, six months ago?
Yeah, about six months.
Yeah, I think it was March.
I think it was March.
Was it that long ago?
Yeah.
To be fair, your junk is not that impressive.
Is that what it boils down to?
Well, well, the thing is, I do have a car.
I do have a car.
So I will extend it out.
I'll say, hey, I met you.
She may not even fucking remember me.
I hope she does.
And I hope she does travel down to Frisco, Texas and join us on the podcast.
Because I say, hey, man, look, we're open any time.
I can promise you.
And she said, I would love to.
I was going to say.
And when she said that, I got super warm inside.
And I was like, you know what?
What a fantastic gesture.
I tell you what.
There's not many moments she's had where she walks into her liquor store, her liquor store,
or on hers, but where she talks to somebody who talks about having a podcast that talks
about bourbon.
So I would be surprised if she doesn't remember the encounter.
I kind of talked a little shit just a little bit.
And from the perspective, I was like, well, you know, we bought all.
We bought this one.
We bought that one.
And we didn't buy any of these other because they're too expensive.
Oh, so you were talking up her brand.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I said we had.
Because that's legit.
How many do we have?
We have three other.
You didn't lie.
No, no, you didn't lie.
Now, there were some that we couldn't afford.
They're they're they're kind of pricey.
Some of them.
But you know what?
They taste fantastic.
What?
What are the ones out there that we don't remember?
At this point, there's nothing out of our price range because we're splitting.
Nothing is out of our price range.
That's right.
Whistle Pig.
Twenty five year old.
We've got the bourbon.
Nothing is out of our nothing.
Not one bourbon on the planet.
We've got the bourbon is outside of our price.
We've got the white one.
Hold on.
Oh, that looks wonderful.
I think we have that one.
We have the bourbon whiskey.
And then there's another time.
Hold on.
There was I saw the bottle there.
Pull the bottle out of the cabinet.
Which one is that?
There I think we have.
We have the white one.
And it actually great labels.
I think they changed the name at some point.
They did.
I believe so.
What do you mean?
Because one of them here.
I'll go get it real quick.
All right.
So we're looking on the computer right now.
And it's pulling up four.
We're looking at the computer.
So we're looking on the computer right now and it's pulling up four bottles.
So it's a Milam Green bourbon whiskey and then the Milam Green Rye Whiskey.
And then it's the Milam Green a blend of straight bourbon whiskey.
It's a blend.
OK.
Whiskeys.
So and then you have.
What does that say?
It's kind of hard.
Can you zoom in by chance?
I want to see the far right bottle.
It says bourbon.
Well, it's one hundred fifteen proof.
So it's straight.
It's straight bourbon.
It's distillery edition.
OK.
So it's just the other one is a triple cask.
That's the reason why.
OK.
So does it have a different brand on there?
OK.
He has returned with the Milam in green.
There you go.
We've got the straight whiskey, which is the far right.
Yeah.
And proof.
And then what was the other one?
Very nice.
That is the triple cask.
The triple cask was actually really tasty.
So actually we have all except the white one.
I thought we had the white one.
We've got a single barrel.
But look at the name of that one.
It's Ben Milam.
Correct.
That was the first one.
That was one of the first bottles we ever bought.
I'm kind of interested.
You think that baby's husband?
I don't know.
But there are no Ben Milams anymore.
It's Milam in green now.
Oh, they change.
Oh, that's the woman you met.
That's her.
Just cute as hell.
There she is.
Marsha Milam.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
Very nice.
Well, it was it was cool.
It was a cool thing to experience.
And I bet that would have been a wonderful experience.
And when you get back home and you start to collect, I pulled out the business card.
I was kind of, oh, shit.
And then I've got the bourbon bottle and I'm like, oh, my God.
And I brought it over here right away because I was like, I'm going to drink it.
So I'm like, sure.
I brought it over here.
So it's safe.
Yeah.
And I've got the business card on my computer.
I'll email her and hopefully, you know, share this podcast with her.
And we'll also say that we'd like to visit your facility.
Wonderful.
Where's it located?
Yeah.
Bastrop, which is outside of Austin.
It's kind of east of Austin and San Antonio.
OK.
In that area over there.
There's no reason why we can't go down there.
That's four hours away.
So let's rate it.
We haven't talked about it.
It's a rise.
Well, Jeff poured a very healthy guy.
This is the strongest.
So by the way, this is the strongest pour of any bourbon we've ever had.
I don't really understand.
So we have a Glen Caron Clay Glen Caron glass and Jeff is testing the tension of the liquid
on top of the.
So really, really, what what happened?
It was like this one needs more.
Did you have a seizure when you were pouring?
Well, one came out really heavy.
So we're like, well, you got to match it.
You got to match it.
Yeah.
And then you had another strong pour.
Now Jeff poured his strong.
Let's get real, Jeff.
He poured yours.
It was actually yours, which was OK.
Port is super strong.
Yeah.
So let me let me explain to our listeners how this works.
We have three empty Glen Clarence.
Right.
And then you pour into one of them and then you point to the second one.
And oh, that's more than the first one.
It's all right.
We'll figure it out.
Then you point to the third one.
Oh, way too much.
And then you got to make the middle one in the left one match the right one.
And then too strong in that one and too strong in that one.
And then the next thing you know, all three glasses were overflowing.
They're basically full.
So that's that's basically how we start every podcast.
And whoever's got a steady hand can do a better job.
My hand was not steady this year.
Jeff apparently has some sort of epilepsy.
What do you call it?
Do you have early?
What do you call it when you park?
Yeah, you have early Parkinson's.
Good Lord.
Yeah, maybe.
Don't say that.
There are a lot of people out there that have Parkinson's.
It's a shitty thing to say.
So if you do, don't pour bourbon glasses.
Well, if you do, you probably start smoking a lot of dope.
Well, people with Parkinson's like they benefit from dope.
Oh, my gosh.
I've seen some video where these guys are like just gyrating.
I mean, they're they're they can't.
Gyrating.
Well, I misspoke.
But they have like a like a glass in their hand.
That's what I'm talking about.
And they're trying to drink it.
It's like shaking ridiculously.
And they can't get up to the mouth.
They do a little bit of THC.
Really?
And a hundred percent normal.
So does not 99.
So does who's the kid from Michael J. Fox?
Yeah.
Michael J. Fox.
He's in bad shape.
I don't know, man.
He's kind of.
I mean, he may.
I would.
But he's he's he's been struggling with it for years.
And he's yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He said he couldn't act anymore.
He's he's having a hard time.
His wife is beautiful, too.
Young.
He got it young.
Yeah.
What was he?
Fifty like forty five.
Because he's slightly older than we are.
Right.
He's not that much older than we are.
I remember Family Ties.
I enjoyed the shit out of that show.
Guys, that could happen to any one of us.
Teen Wolf.
Yeah, I've seen Teen Wolf, but I mean, I've got more experience with Family Ties.
Do you sit there and watch that show?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
He's a good conservative.
Yeah.
His family.
His parents were a bunch of fucking Dems.
And he's conservative.
I think it was great, man.
Funny.
Yes, very funny.
You know, the the whole show when we got our Samsung TV, Samsung has a their own built
in TV network where you can have some of their sponsored channels and Family Ties was on
there and they had one channel where it just played it.
When I say they have their own sponsor channel, they have like one show and they play like
50 shows on that one channel.
And they're all just consecutive different.
Right.
So that's what it says.
Let's see.
Right.
Yeah.
So let's see what it says.
Come and knock on my door.
No, that's through company, Jack.
It's not it's not.
It's not me, Mr. Peer.
There you go.
For.
We need to do another thing.
I do like we need to do another TV theme song.
We do that.
Such a fun episode when we do that.
Oh, I always I always read that she never wore underwear.
Justine Bateman.
Yes.
What kind of articles are those?
She was cute.
She never wore underwear because she didn't want to pay.
Really?
Yes.
Well, I don't want pain lines either, but I mean, come on.
I think a dick.
Are these people alive?
Yeah, they're all alive.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Justine Bateman.
She was cute.
I heard she did porn.
Tina.
Tina did.
Would you stop it?
Are you kidding?
Was that like the dude?
Are you making this up?
The screech from?
No screech did screech did.
Yeah, he did the old.
Are you serious?
Tina?
The other did something strange.
I don't know if it's porn.
That was such a stretch.
You can't just say that.
You can't throw that out there.
She doesn't wear underwear.
She did porn.
That taints everything.
And he had the smallest penis in the Guinness Book of World Records.
What a great point.
Here we are.
Reminiscing.
You're like she didn't wear underwear.
True.
She did porn.
True.
And then he said he's a dick.
Did I hear him say that?
That's the guy that brings a fucking Cincinnati bangles t-shirt to the podcast.
I mean, it's something that's never accomplished anything.
Did I hear him say that about the father?
He's a dick?
No, I said he looks like a dick.
He looks like a dick.
What is wrong with you?
He did.
Well, he did.
Were you beaten by your father while the show was on?
Go to your room, you son of a bitch.
You can't watch Family Ties.
What would you do, baby?
No, we never watched this as a family.
I watched it.
I don't know how the hell I watched it.
Oh my God.
I used to.
It was one of these little selfish moments that I have.
I don't want to say selfish.
You have a lot of those.
It's OK.
That was the 80s.
You know, it was up there.
Who's the boss?
And one of the girls, the Alyssa Milano was in that.
Did you see the bullshit she went through?
Where she didn't wear underwear?
Well, I don't know about that.
She didn't want pain lines.
Well, she on Twitter says, I'm turning in my I just turned in my Tesla.
What an idiot.
And I bought myself a Volkswagen.
And fucking everyone jumped on him.
Elon Musk times in and say, hey, thanks for the purchase.
Well, no, no.
Everyone jumps in and says, well, you realize Volkswagen was started by the Nazis.
Yeah, but you know what?
That's wrong.
You know, it's wrong.
They shouldn't say that.
Because the whole thing is wrong.
Her her being all virtuous and like selling her Tesla because she hates Elon Musk
because he's trying to force free speech, you know, right.
But come on, shut up.
And on the wrong side.
And there's a screenshot out there of all her tweets.
Those are like eight of them praising Elon Musk for how for Tesla
and how she tells her kids how great Elon Musk is.
Right. And now she's like, you're the devil.
And the Antichrist.
And yeah, you're going to because he purchased Twitter and because he's enforcing free speech, enforcing free speech.
I mean, come on.
It's ridiculous.
You know, it's it's it's insane what I mean, I'm excited about what he's doing with Twitter.
And I'm excited about him shaking up everything.
And they're look, this is going to be a little bit bigger.
There is more news for the data.
I mean, I mean, you heard it in the first week of this podcast.
It's December 7th.
So by the time you hear this might be February, March, I don't even know.
There's going to be Twitter scandal after Twitter's there.
He will say that there there is a lot of stuff going on that is going to be released.
And yeah, I don't know exactly what is good, but I will tell you that what is going to be thus far is that
they were actively suppressing where they're working with a body campaign.
weekly weekly just suppress the hunter Biden to suppress anything that looked bad on the
Biden administration. So you had Joe Rogan about eight weeks ago. Joe Rogan had interviewed
Mark Zuckerberg and Mark Zuckerberg was kind of like, you know, he was the final.
Can we just smell it? What the hell? What is that? So he's Mark Zuckerberg was talking
with Joe Rogan and he was explaining his involvement with the FBI and the 2020 election. He was
like, well, you know what? Here's the deal. We took a different path that Twitter took
and how he knows what that path is, you know, makes me kind of wonder. How do you know?
Why are you saying you took a different path? They're buddies. How do you know? Oh, they're
all about. Of course they are. But I mean, that's just the whole thing is that how do
you know? So this is all anticipated and they knew it. And that's the reason why Mark Zuckerberg
got on the Joe Rogan show is because he wanted to get ahead of it because he knew the shit
was in the fan. This is going to take a different route than Twitter did. And he was like, you
know, we had the FBI that were queuing us in and said that, well, you know what? There
is susceptible doubt. There's a reasonable doubt that there's some Russian interference
with this and we want you to be vigilant on how you handle that. But they didn't prove
any evidence. Zero. No fake. It was all fabricated by the FBI. That's what Twitter was going
through. They're like, well, they're saying this, but we've gotten zero proof. But we're
going to do it anyway. I mean, who says no to the FBI, right? I would. Well, but what
they're talking about, especially when it aligns to what you're wanting to do as well,
information that they're about to put out is got to do with the original dossier. Yeah.
It's about bringing down Trump. Trump was a threat. He was a political threat. So they
all aligned and colluded. Well, you know, you're not a government entity is not allowed
to not allowed to work with a public company like that. You saw the latest. The FBI is
in trouble. You saw the latest that the lawyer who was vetting all of the Twitter file stuff
was an ex FBI lawyer and he was deleting all the associations with the FBI before they
released it. I did not hear that. And he just got fired like the other day because it came
out that he was deleting all the FBI associations before he handed it over to this Matt Daly
be whatever his name was. The rot that has infiltrated the FBI. Well, he wasn't with
the FBI anymore. I know. I'm just saying he came from the FBI, which means the rot, the
rot in the FBI. He retired from the FBI to get hired on there for a reason. He became
a say, hey, man, you're about to retire. Tell you what, here's a new job. You're our new
analyst. And you're going to be the liaison between Twitter and the FBI. And you're going
to further the car. Yeah, you're going to further the cause. More importantly, here's
a T-shirt work. Hashtag stay woke. How is it possible that all of these people have infiltrated
all of these agencies? And what's what I asked earlier, I think off the air, I was like,
how how did the Democrats get all these people in all of these key positions and all these
agencies to influence and permeate rot? I think it's like you said, it's the long game.
Long game. They they've run the school boards, they've run the city councils, the cities,
not everyone, but you know, the state legislatures, the small governments. And there are these
agencies, the heads of these agencies at every level and the AGs are in there. The attorney
generals have the vote. And the vote to get that part. They control the voting is the
big thing. The election boards. Right. Even President Obama said that he was kind of like,
let's just be thankful that we're in charge of the election process. Yeah. You need to
get all that shit out of there. They have been playing an infiltration long game for
a long time. And they're beaten. They're beating everybody at it. They're beating the Republicans
until that gets equalized. Nothing's going to change. They're covering their unveiling
tons of stuff nonstop. And you know, I think it's I think it's great that they're doing
it. I mean, I feel bad for anybody that no, I don't feel bad for them. But hold on. We
finished your thought. Well, I mean, they're there. Look, there's more to come. There's
so much shit to come. I mean, look, Joe Rogan had on that was that fucker, man. She's she
handled all the I know who you know, the Indian lady. Whatever. Is she Indian? Her and Tim
Poole is shit out of her. Asian. Was that the one with Tim Poole on there? And she was
grilled. Yes. So he was the one that single handedly gave the order right to suppress
the Hunter Biden thing. Correct. Well, not just the Hunter Biden, but just anything.
She ran that division. She was the one that would basically just I mean, they have control.
People look Twitter is huge, huge. You know, anytime you if you want control, you got to
control the media. And, you know, we talked about this before on a podcast a year ago.
How we said it was SNL, but it wasn't SNL. What was the the skit? So one of the top left.
Yeah, yeah. Top left right there. The Twitter exec, Joe Rogan, Pasa, was that bitch's name?
I don't know. That's her, though. Yeah, absolutely. See if we get some audio on her. Failed in
a couple of ways. And I want to admit that comes with a big deal. Fire. Well, this is
a meme, but I did you hear those speaking of fired. Did you see where the janitors of
Twitter? It's a contracted company that the janitors for Twitter went on strike and they
were protesting and they wanted more money. So Twitter. OK, so Elon Musk fired them on
the spot. Yeah, I would have. They're out front of Twitter. Picketing and everything,
and they're like, you're fired. We're done. Yeah, immediately. You know why? Because there
are a hundred janitor companies standing behind them that would take that job. So now the
now the state's looking at looking at him to make sure that he didn't break any laws.
Oh, do they see now that they're doing all kinds of shit? Well, they're going after Elon
Musk, period, because what he's doing. Oh, yeah. The latest thing is there. San Francisco
has launched an investigation into allegations of bedrooms being set up in the Twitter headquarters.
Is that illegal? And then Elon Musk is like, well, I mean, is it wrong for to let over,
you know, people who have worked their asses off to let them rest and nap? And then all
sorts of people came out of the woodwork. All companies are doing that now. All companies
should do that now to let employees that are overworked rest and nap. And so this is backfiring
in San Francisco's face. But my point is they're doing it simply because they are angry at
Elon Musk. They can't handle it. They can't. Well, they can't handle they lost an arm of
the media. They did a big one. And the thing is, the media relies on Twitter for their
news. Right. Because you see all these articles of just stupid tweets. That's the whole article.
The article is the article is somebody said something and then all these important people
are famous. Sometimes there are no name people. Correct. They responded and said this on Twitter.
Well, they used to they used to show how many people liked it or retweeted it. No, they
don't even bother. They don't bother because it was called out that while this person one
person liked it, you've been digging so hard to find the tweet you wanted by some no name
like me. Like me, I posted something, but no one paid attention to it. But they found
it and they posted it in their news story. Right. See, this is the consensus. Well, no,
it's just me. Right. Being a dick. Somehow this becomes a story. Correct. And it is.
That's what happened. Amazing. Anyway, I think they're deliberately going after Elon Musk
and hardcore and his his response was great. He was like, yeah, seven year old girl gets
shot and killed in some park in San Francisco. And this is what you're focused on. You know
what I mean? Yeah. How do you come back? Yeah, San Francisco is a falling apart. Completely
falling apart. It's a cesspool down there with all the companies pulling out. I mean, nobody
wants to stay there. I mean, it's a beautiful region to exist in. And they're they're using
it with their killing crime, crime, crime, crime, this bunch of people. I mean, they're
paying people. They're they they had a story. I don't even know where I watched it. But
there was a there was a guy that was talking. He was homeless in San Francisco. And he was
like, dude, I make I make like seven hundred dollars a month from the government. Right.
I just got my check on my pill box. Seven bucks. And I'm good. Yeah, that's good. That
gets me fed. I can I can eat every day. I can do whatever I want. I could poop right
here. Yeah. He's like, man, I can poop on Nancy Pelosi's right. I can do whatever I
want. I get seven hundred dollars a month and I can do whatever I want. I don't get
shit. There's no incentive. And if I want to if I want to steal this, if I want to go
into this gas station and I want to steal some shit off the stuff. Well, people started
to get fucking sick and tired of it. They what do they do? Yeah. I mean, they they start
hiring. That's what happened out in Philadelphia. Our guards in Philadelphia. That's what happened
to Philadelphia. The guy hired guys and they're carrying a are 15s. Huge. I love it. And they're
walking around with their bulletproof vest on and their are 15s across their chest. I
love it. Just walking around. Oh, you know, good. People are tired. Fox News was interviewing
some of those one of the leaders of it and says, hey, man, we're like, we're not we're
not security guards. All right. Let's just get this clear. We're a state funded agency.
It's not over. Who are these people? Well, the people that are running that gas station,
the people that are securing that gas station. OK, I got you. Got you part of the system.
So when they when they said, well, they're not a security guard. That's for the first
time in 30 years. Pennsylvania State Senate is moving forward with articles of impeachment
this time for the liberal DA Larry. Different subjects. But yeah, Larry Krasner is terrible.
Yeah, you can close that. But yeah. So the article we're looking at is, oh, yeah, they're
here. Here is an A.R. R. A.R. laden security officer protecting the gas station. I don't
blame them. So scroll down. There's a better picture. I mean, something's got to give.
Yeah, there's so basically what this guy was saying is, you know what? You got security
officers that work for the mall and thing. And when shit hits the fan, you know, they
may have a gun, they may not have a gun, but their job is basically to call the local authorities
and have them move in. It's like we are the local authorities. We have the we have the
capabilities and authority to arrest them on the spot and take action. So if they come
in here and they start stirring up a mess, they're going to be sorely misunderstood.
OK, so so play that out, right? So let's say let's say somebody does, you know, they've
had these mob mob attacks, right, where they tear up these. Yeah, tear up these. So there's
so they go in and then what? And then what? And they start shooting at them. Well, so
I mean, so there's two guys out there and they're also 20 teenagers, 20 year olds. What
do they do? They shoot them all. They just slam that place out. Listen, listen, have
you ever have you ever seen videos of these little piss ants that they go up there? They're
all fucking cocky. They got a gun. They get up in front of somebody. It's all of a sudden
someone disarms them and body slams on the ground. They start squealing like fucking
big. I know. And they and like little kids being scattered like cockroaches. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Fuck them. You know, it only takes a few people to stand up to them to squash the
the efforts. Why? I understand what you're saying. I'm just playing this out where somebody
gets shot dead. That's not going to that's not going to end well. Well, it's not going
to end well. But if you want to go all Kyle Rittenhouse and make life right, so I'm with
you. You know, because here's the thing. You can't. There needs to be a threshold. I agree.
And if you cross the line, you know, there needs to be some repercussions. You know,
it's like, hey, look, man, here's what the deal is. This is the new Philadelphia. All
right. There's a new mayor in town and Reggie Hammond is his name. What was that? I don't
know. Is that forty eight hours? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. But it's
true. I mean, people have had enough guys to say there are nobody wants it. The businesses
don't want it. The businesses are disgusted. They're having to close down everywhere and
it's killing them. I mean, there are franchises that are dying. Well, Walmart, Walmart has
come out and says if the thefts don't get curtailed, we're going to start closing stores
and costs will be going up. Yeah. I mean, that's the way it works. Yeah, they're going
to close stores and costs will be going on. People need to say, I've had enough. Wow.
My bag of Doritos used to be two dollars. Now it's two twenty five. Right. Fifty. Right.
Because because we're not cracking down on crime. Correct. You know what we could do
is encourage more criminals to to attack stores when it's shop with cops day. Did you guys
hear about this? So this is these this guy decides to rob a store on the worst day ever.
It was shop with cops day and inside the store there were over 40 sheriff deputies shopping.
And I think the idea would be the idea was you you shop with a cop for charity. Right.
I think it's a charity thing anyway. So he decides to to burglarize the store when there's
40 sheriff deputies and they just kind of like, yeah, you're under arrest. That is immediately
give up. I don't know exactly how it played out, but I think it was kind of like, yeah,
I'm screwed. I picked a bad day to rob this store. Right. Well, there's another one. Yeah,
that's terrible. Walk in. That's just bad luck. Right. It's bad. So there's another
one. That was a Wal-Mart store. I mean, was it a Wal-Mart? Yeah. So it says he must have
not gotten the memo. A Florida man was arrested in Wal-Mart and St. Cloud, Florida, according
to a Thursday Facebook post from the county sheriff's office, call it a case of terribly
terrible timing. Apparently this individual picked the worst possible day to do a wrong
a shop with a cop event, helping families in need, but by necessities with the help
of police officers. Yeah, seriously, we just can't make this shit up. Begins the sheriff's
office news release. Brad decided to steal from good neighbors and partners at the Wal-Mart
and St. Cloud while we were conducted the shop at the cop event with the children of
our community, says the Facebook post. Bad news, Brad, you know, essentially. So they
the agency goes unexplained full of deputies, close to 40 of them on top of the folks from
them, the forensics and community services teams and even the sheriff's Marcos Lopez
themselves. It's a bad idea. Brad repeats the post, which shows the cuffed guy with
the handcuffs on and stuff. Look at all glum. Yeah, there's a better one. Go ahead. Well,
there's another one where there's actually video this. This is horrible. There's a guy
who decides I don't know where this was at. It looks like in some store or some conference
room and I get a Kroger or something like that. And he decided to rob a concealed carry
class. So there's video of the class. Let's soak in for a second. Hmm. Let's rob a classroom
full of people who have guns. Yeah. So there's there's video of them inside the room. I really
did watch that part. It was fast. And then there's video of the guy exiting the building.
And I guess they called the cops. How long ago is this? It's within the last week is
when I saw it. He robbed a concealed carry class. Yeah, just put in concealed hand. Man
tries to rob concealed carry class is shot by everyone. Yeah. Well, there's footage by
everyone gets shot. There's footage that he exits the building. There he is right there.
Look at this. What an idiot. He's trying to rob, right? Oh, this guy's quite possibly
the dumbest person on the planet. This is a concealed. We're watching a video of a concealed
handgun class and they call the cops on him because he was trying to like what what steal
stuff out of their bags or something. Yeah, that was kind of this guy's a moron. Is he
shot at that time? No. You see the guys come out of the class. They're all the guys. Oh
no. Oh, they convert. Oh, he starts punching the cops. He beats the shit out of that lady
cop. Oh no. Look at them. And then look, all these guys. Oh, no. All armed and they and
they unload on him. Oh, dude. Fourteen, fourteen holes. Oh, what do you think was going to
happen? I hate to laugh. This guy's the biggest idiot on the planet. Yeah. And so they and
so they stopped the video, right? They're not showing when they get shot. Dying. It's
like the second right before they start to punch. Oh, he he way and they come in. I mean,
he hits one cop, hits the other police officer and you have four armed concealed handgun guys.
And you can see it one, two, three. And then the cop unloads onto this one cop on the ground.
Okay, that he is. I want to hear what this cop is saying. Yeah, the guy's stupid. Unbelievable.
Yeah, Archie Bucker. This is a hundred percent Darwinism right here to the ground. Officer
Wynn and three employees of the business discharged their firearms, striking Mr. Payton repeatedly
14 times in medical personnel. But Mr. Payton succumbed to his injuries at the scene. You
think how many people do you know can get shot 14 times and survive? Yeah, no sympathy.
Sorry, no sympathy. I don't know if he has mental illness or what, but yeah, that's pretty
stupid. Yeah, I'll tell you what's else pretty stupid. Me, I went shopping to this past week
and you know, I went and bought I bought a jacket, you know, I bought a jacket and a
winter jacket. I kind of like spurged a little bit. What's like a ski jacket? It's like I
bought some stuff I needed. I mean, I was ribbed. It was whatever. It's a jacket. I got two
jackets. I got one for really cold and one for cold. And they were 60 percent off. They
weren't condoms, Jeff. They were just all said ribbed. Are you are you getting into
the thing where it was on sale? It was on sale. OK, yeah, but more than zero is more
than zero. Did you really need it? Oh, hold on. Mr. Producer is pointing out the man tries
to steal pistols from the but he stabs a cop. What? So he stabs the cop. Is that what she
was doing? Oh, no. You get she gets stabbed. It's over when he's stabbing people. No wonder
they shot him. Well, all right. All right. Anyway, so you bought a ribbed. Well, I bought
I bought some stuff. I bought a couple of jackets. I was thinking, you know, they were
on incredible discount, 60 percent off. Fucking yeah, I'm going to buy it. So I buy them.
I come home and I have, you know, a cold or some similar stores like that. They give you
they give you a receipt and then they also give you there's an extra little printer there
and it prints off like little discount coupons. Yeah. You know, I got this little coupon and
I see 20 percent off. Well, that's like the little little section. I also see Colts cash,
which I didn't really look at because I think it's just some stupid advertisement. Right.
My wife looks at this is, oh, my God, you got ninety dollars cold cash. And then she
started she processed extremely quick and she was like, wait a minute. She started asking
questions to drink. How much did you spend there? She could calculate pretty quick. Oh,
it's like this moment for sure. I'm sure the dudes like us out there that have. Yeah, we
all go out. You spurge a little bit on yourself and you think, hey, man, I'm getting a really
good deal. I need some jackets. I'm going to take care of this. It's a good opportunity
to do it because it's half off, more than half off. However, when you're handing your
wife the coupon that you get for that purchase, you're like, look, honey, I got 90 Colts bucks.
Here, you can have it. Yeah. You can buy like a like a nice like a nice like a brawl it
like a perfume. Perfumes are I bought this ribbed jacket for you. It's made out of flamskin.
It's made and we can be in it together. So if you're wondering why Sean's not responding,
he says in an emergency fashion, he got sprung out of his chair. I'm assuming to go relieve
his bladder or take a crap because he hasn't like sharting all day. Is that what it is?
I don't know. Great. Anyway, but yeah, the yeah, he got he got he got he's got he's got
a wise eagle eyed wife. Oh, yeah, she picked up on that pretty quick. Oh, yeah. She's I
mean, she's a tax person. Yeah, she she is is accustomed to looking at details. I think
my wife would notice that too, because she shops at Coles. She knows what cold cash is
and how much you spend. If I brought one home that had 90 or $100 on it, she'd be like,
wow, she'd be like, I think she would have done the quick math too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
we're we're we're commending your eagle eyed. Welcome back to the podcast. Everything. I
had a pee man. Yeah, yeah. So your eagle eyed wife. Yeah, she's a tax person. She's very
detailed oriented. She knows exactly what's going on. Dude, I mean, I go to Coles because
it's convenient. It's right up the street. It is right down the street. Every time I
go there, they always print off a shitload of little coupons and stuff. And I always
leave them laying around. I never really think of it's a big deal. But this is the first
one I've ever came or walked away with. I said, Coles cash. It's just kind of like,
hmm. Yeah, I didn't know. You know, you know, so Coles also does that Amazon return. Yeah.
Yes, I do it all the time. Oh, yeah. That's exactly where I go. Right. If I'm going to
return. I mean, that was a brilliant play because those kids don't care. I'm returning
this. Oh, yeah. Zip, zip, zip. All right. Oh, yeah. Beep, beep. Boo. Boo. Here's your
receipt. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Right. And I always return things that are
legitimately being returned. It's not like I'm pulling parts out of it and then giving
them partial parts. So you don't order like, you know, when you're having a big dinner,
you don't order a bunch of play settings of plates and then return the plates once you're
done. No, no, I don't. I don't do that. But what's funny is, yeah, they go zip, zip, beep,
beep, beep, beep, and then they give you a coupon that if you shop in the store right
now, you get 20 percent off. Right. Whatever. It's brilliant. It's actually brilliant. I
mean, they are creating so much foot traffic. Well, Amazon's probably paying them to do
this. Of course. And then that extra sales. Well, and you guys have seen on Amazon where
you can return things is Whole Foods. No, Whole Foods is one of them. They own Whole
Foods. OK, well, Whole Foods is one of them. OK. And then Kohl's. And then there was another
one like a UPS UPS store. Do it at some UPS places. Yeah. I mean, it tells you where you
can return it and convenient. Super convenient. I mean, Amazon's I mean, Amazon's big and
awesome and successful for a reason. Did you see Whole Foods has decided to stop carrying
Maine live lobsters? Oh, did they? What is that all about? They took the environment.
The environmentalists got to Amazon. They shamed them. And basically, Whole Foods dropped
lobster from Maine. And then soon shortly after, Biden had a lobster dinner. Yeah. A
week later, Biden had a big lobster dinner. Right. Well, and then the and then the people
from Maine, like lobster families and generations of lobster farmers. Yeah. They were like,
you're making an ignorant decision like you're you're not you're basing this on woke, woke
mob, you know, bullshit. You're well, they're saying that right whales are being killed or
have the potential to be killed by the debts. And all the lobster men were like, there has
been a right whale sighting in this Boston area. See, then ever total bullshit is total
bullshit that a company cannot do their homework and make a decision like that. Right. That
can affect that can affect the livelihoods of so many people. It's not right. Well, my
question is, there's people that have been working in the that Boston region as as lobsters
for, like you said, multi generational generation. And well, they take care of it. So it continues
to produce. Yeah. So there were some of the biggest environmentalists out there because
they're not going to they're not going to trash the area. When they when they bring
up they know what males and females lobster looks look like. And when they pull them out
of the the baskets, they're like, oh, well, this is obviously a female. And plus, in addition
to that, they look at the tails, the tails are marked. So they earmarked the tails with
a little triangular cut to then they put them back in because they want to take healthy
males. Yes. They've got lobsters are amazing. They fucking live forever. Right. They want
sustainability. Yeah. So they take those guys, the fishermen and their sustainability above
a certain size, they put them back in because those are the guys that are going to be producing
the offspring. And any time you got some lobsters in there that have eggs on there, they pull
them on, they put it back in. Those are the lobsters. Fishermen are they call fishermen
lobstermen, lobstermen, lobstermen, lobstermen. Very nice. Sounds like me. Fishermen, lobstermen,
right. Whalemen, whalemen. They say whalemen. People who are whales for a living. You know,
that's weird. Are they shrimp? I heard a comedian talk about this. Fascinated by the conversation
that he was having. The comedian was talking about different types of animal shit that
represents different types of scenarios. Like he was square and round and we know just kind
of like like the wombat has a has a cube shaped shit. No, more like, you know, when you get
angry you get ape shit and if you're stupid you're you're a dumb shit. You know, if you're
if you're scared and you don't want to do something, you're chicken shit. And you know,
if you if you if you don't want to do anything, you don't do jack shit. You know, and there's
this like if you're an asshole, you're dog shit. Yeah, yeah, you dog shit. And there's
like, you know, then you stupid shit. That's just I thought that was funny. And everything
is bullshit. Everything bullshit bullshit. No kidding. That you write animal shit. Yeah,
it's a very good point. But there's more than that. It is like bat crazy shit, you know,
and that shit. Yeah, that's crazy. That's a bunch of horse shit. Yeah, right. Yeah,
I just thought that was funny. You talk about the lobstermen and fishermen. I was like,
you know, I'm still waiting to find the animal that makes a dohicca de hijuan. Dohicca de
hijuan shaped shit. Yeah, we talked about cubes. We talked about round. Was there an
animal that produces a spherical spherical poop round poops? That's like the rabbits
and deer pellets pellets. They don't shoot out there like that. It's like lead sinkers.
Get down. Get down. So that's an interesting shape. The dohicca de hijuan. Dohicca de
hijuan. It's hard to say. Dohicca de hijuan. So what sided is that? That's a 10 sided.
Yeah, that's a 12 sided. That's a 12 sided. They founded some dohicca de hijuan in the
Egyptian pyramids when they were pulling out from the tombs of. Here we go. No, no, I'm
just saying that they came out with this interesting things. They were kind of they had circles
in each one in the jungle. They didn't know what they were doing because instead of having
in case you guys don't know, just imagine like you get like Dungeons and Dragons, a
bunch of dice. This is a 10 sided dice essentially. Yeah, this is a 12 sided. Maybe the Egyptians
were playing Dungeons and Dragons. Maybe they were. But these were these were ornamental.
They were ornamental. So they were circles in the planes of each of the sides. So but
there weren't any. Anyways, nobody knows what they were for is my point. Well, the crystal
skulls. Oh, stop it. Stop it. What do you mean? Look, I knew what you get there, but
I just I find it fascinating that there are a lot of these are the geometrical shapes
in it. I'm fascinated that it is fascinating in the past that those shapes existed back
then, too. Well, of course they did. But they people don't recognize that because people
think, oh, my God, they didn't they don't know what a fucking wheel is. They didn't
even invent the wheel. They couldn't do anything. That fucking wheel has been there forever.
It has nothing to do with a wheel as people like look at shit. Oh, well, that's fucking
round. They didn't have social media back then. So how do they know anything? The fuck
out? I see where you're going with that. They for definitely for ancient empires, ancient,
ancient civilizations, they do not give them anywhere near enough credit. Well, they just
had different technology. I mean, they didn't have electric technology, but they had other
shit to get stuff done. Well, the thing about star charts, they were coming up with exactly
where they could predict exactly the configuration of the stars and the constellations a thousand
years from now. I mean, look at Christopher Columbus coming into the sextant. Well, exactly.
So when he when he came to the United States, that's even named what Chris Sexton. Well,
Christopher Columbus came into the United States, the North America. You know, he had
met the Indians and he was like, hey, man, we got to go back. We got to go back to Europe.
They didn't have enough food. And so there was a tribe there and he was like, hey, man,
we have to go back and we need some food. Can we can we have some food? And they were
like, no, man, we make just enough for us. So sorry. It was like back then he had enough
knowledge that there was a blood moon that was about to happen. He's like, if you don't
give me your food, Columbus, Christopher Columbus is if you don't give us food to go back to
our home, your moon was going to turn. I'm going to turn the moon. There was an eclipse
and then the moon turned blood red. And sure enough, within a week's time, the fucking
moon turned blood red and there was an eclipse. And those motherfuckers gave him the food
and he left. And so they scarred because they didn't have enough. Whatever, man. But you
get my point, right? Whatever, whatever. Well, I mean, he's an asshole from that perspective,
you know, because I mean, he took advantage of that. Fuck, they could have gone out there
and fucking killed twenty five thousand deer. I mean, shit, they had they had I mean, come
on, the United States, it was the North America. There's all kinds of shit they could have
done. But I mean, it is sharp and smart from his point. They were he. Where did you hear
this on one of your shows that you are? This is your Indian friend, the black guy, the
man you're in. Don't ask us. What is his name? The NASA's Degrassi, Degrassi. There you go.
Degrassi. Yeah. He invented the Degrassi counter. No, what I'm saying is that it's
Neil Degrassi Tyson is his name. And he was he did some interview and he was talking about
history and was talking about how exactly like technology and you knowing shit about
the stars and how you can influence him. He was talking about how Christopher Columbus
was like, man, you know, a lot of people think of Christopher Columbus as this and that and
this. I think of him kind of an asshole. And they were like, well, what say you? Why do
you think he's an asshole? And he was like, well, he fucking didn't have enough food.
And he kind of explained the story of what happened. And that's kind of what we're talking
about is you were you were saying that back then they were astrologically inclined. They
knew I mean, fuck, they would take a they would take a a boulder and they were cordural,
a hole so that when you were sitting inside the middle of this Stonehenge structure ish
that you would have all these little holes that you can see. There's the North Star.
I could say it's one spot and I could see this. I could see that I could see that only
twice a year, only twice a year. And you could have a ceremony around twice a year when you
can look through that hole. And there is there's that star. Amazing. It is absolutely amazing.
So it's amazing that they did that one. Number two, it's amazing that they can cord drill
into those boulders. And to today, they don't know how those those holes were made. They
didn't have like a craftsman. They didn't have any kind of drill. Well, they didn't
have the plug in hundred twenty volt Milwaukee cord drill. Other ways. Sure, they didn't.
I mean, maybe it took a week to drill that hole. A week. Huh? A month. Drilling through
it. They were like, hey, dude, your granddad's been doing this forever. Now it's your job.
Yeah. You got to drill this fucking hole. Or they just car by drill bits. Or they just
like a whole bunch of people died drilling it. Yeah, I wouldn't. When they built the
pyramid, twenty thousand slaves died. Right. First of all, nobody knows. So let's get that
clear. We know they wrote it on a papyrus because look, they talk about the sphinx, for example.
And they're like, well, the sphinx has been there for, you know, forever, even far before
the pyramids, because they're saying, look, there's fucking paws on there. And they were
saying, oh, there was a lion's head on that fucking thing out for one time. And they switched
to a pharaoh when the Egyptians built the pyramids. Oh, I know this. That wasn't what
they don't. They don't know that. But what they're what they're saying is that the erosion,
the erosion that is there isn't consistent with the erosion on the paws. So they're just
saying it's just different. Well, I guess my question is, how do they know it was there
before? Well, they don't know the exact shape of it, but it's all it's obviously all recorded
on the Rosetta Stone. Great video. Recorded on the Rosetta Stone. That is not that. Oh,
that's not fact. Well, you know, it knows what the really facts are. But the fact is,
that it's a really cool shit that nobody knows. I remember reading that the ancient Sumerians
and the Assyrians, I mean, they could do geometry like they they had mathematical complexity
and forward thinking where they were doing geometry and all that kind of shit. How would
they know that they must have found that during theorem? They had to find some kind of document
or something. Yeah, they must have found something somewhere that proved how the Sumerians and
the Assyrians knew that's what they're they're saying that there's so much there. Look, it's
happening today. All right. It's happening today. I mean, your own son did took a class
and passed a test. No, OK. It's happening today. But I'm talking let's say, for example,
like Donald Trump, Donald Trump, the Abraham Accords, right? Right. They are think about
it. They're doing everything they can to take that away from him. Yeah, they won't call
it the Abraham Accords. That's my point. They call it something different. So they call
it something different. That is the exact thing that they're doing for a thousand centuries.
You know, there's no reason to take away the mathematical intelligence of the Sumerians.
But what we do, why? There is no reason that we know of today. But back then, yes, they're
saying that are well fucking Paul. Fuck Paul. Paul came in with a bunch of shit. But you
know what? He got drunk. Fuck Paul. We're going to take all the things he has. He has
all these books. We're going to take all the information. Now it's our books. You asshole.
And fuck Paul. You're taking my ancient Sumerian books. That's what I'm saying. This has been
going on forever. People have been screwing each other forever. Forever. Well, the winners
get to dictate history. That's right. Right. That's a wow. What a great profound comment.
And I'm not being I'm not being a dick. It's absolutely true. Whoever persevered, whoever
had the power, whoever won. Well, that's why when you go into this old. Like what you just
said, whoever won dictated how history. It's obvious when you go into some of these temples
that have been around for thousands of years and you see the damages that have done on
certain the scriptures because there's scriptures all over the temple. OK, and then you go to
this one area and the scripture has been maimed. You know, there are pieces of the statue that
have been ripped off and the face fucked up. And the words on. You know, it's just like
it was purse. It was purposely damaged to hide what it was, what it served in the information
that it detailed. Not to hide it to to deface it. Well, to deface it so that it won't be
recognized the future. Correct. Correct. So so the Taliban are the same the same way.
Yeah, they've been destroying a bunch of. Yeah. Oh, my God. It was horrible. Yeah, it
did. Oh, in Afghanistan. Horrible. Those those three hundred foot statues on the mountain
that they just they destroyed because why? Because it didn't stand for it. It was it
was ISIS, though it was a Taliban, was it? Right. The ISIS. No, it's Taliban. It's a
hundred percent Taliban. Yes. I thought it was ISIS. I was going into these old. But
does it matter? No, it doesn't. No, it was Taliban. And it was because the difference
between ISIS and the Taliban. Not much. They're also the fucking basically. ISIS is what Taliban
was in the Middle East, like in Iraq, in Iran, in Syria, you know, anyway. Anyway, but the
reason why they defaced it and blew it up is because it was a false god to them. Right.
Like false god. But it's not a god. Well, it was in ancient those ancient religions.
It was. Well, I look at it this way. So how dumb. So we're talking two thousand three
thousand four thousand years ago. Right. Right. And they had their medium and how they recorded
stuff. Right. Who's to say our mechanism today is going to be able to utilize two, three,
four thousand years from now? What we're seeing here on a TV. Oh, it all begun. They may not
be able to read it. Oh, it's they may not be able to access it. It's easier to lose
this. So then it was to lose what the Egyptians. So they may look back at us and go, how the
fuck do they do anything about what they're doing nowadays is how do they build that?
So what some of the things that I understand they're doing, first of all, they have these
vaults. I don't know how many they have these vaults all over the world and the vaults,
seed, house, seeds, seed vaults and knowledge, seed vaults. Yeah. But my thing is, how is
that knowledge captured? Because it's captured on crystal. So they they they are they are
they are embedding it kind of like microfiche. How are they going to in five thousand years?
They look at that and go, what is this? Yeah, yeah. They're going to have the equipment
to read it. Yeah, they're going to know it. Just like I have a slew of CD-ROMs with a
bunch of pictures. They have what is the green? What is the green stone? What is the green
stone called Jade Emerald? Emerald is one of them. So they have the they think the gem.
What is it? What is it? Jade? There's a lighter green. So they have they have these discs,
turquoise, opal. They have these discs made out of jade. All right. So Jade is unique
for the reason that it doesn't decompose. It's not like any element on the earth. So
diamonds decompose, whatever, maybe other things to do. But what I'm saying is anyway, let's
move on. It's anyway. What they're saying is that there are things on. I wish I had the
information I wish I could remember. I'm too drunk right now. What these Jade discs have
but there's information on them of a. That's my train of thought. It's just old school
shit. You're talking about document and history. Yeah, that's what these things are for. It
was a way to store information on these Jade. Yeah, and they and they have that. That's
kind of them right there. Well, I understand that. That's fine. But in four thousand years,
someone comes across that. What are they going to do with it? Well, that's my point is that
we've come across it. So these are old as we're saying. So we've come across their
archives and these discs are supposed to represent some sort of they're supposed to say something
and we don't know what the fuck they're saying. And so that to your point is that, yeah, I
get it. So we have technology. We see all these discs and I mean, these aren't quite
them. The the the disc I'm referring to have actually language on them and the language
has been deciphered and they're available to look at. It's been deciphered. So it's
porn. It's been deciphered. And but I don't read ancient porn. I bet you it is. Oh, shit.
Hold on. That looks like a vagina. Go up, go up or back up. That's a penis. Back up
one. That's a vag. That's a vag stone. It's a hundred percent of that. It looks like this
is ancient porn. So after all this is ancient porn, this is what we get. I mean, what the
hell are so stop. How does I want you guys to look at that? Go up, go up. This is the
numbers guy. So that ancient bronze thing. You know, it's you know, it's fascinating
about that piece right there. Is that stars? Those are bullet points. We're looking at
a metal disc that has a moon, a crescent moon and a circle, which is a sun and the curvature
of the earth. Is that the curvature there on the right hand side? A bunch of stars.
So in that disc, there are magnetized pieces of metal. All right. So wrap your head around
that. Why are those pieces of metal magnetized inside that disc? What purpose did they serve?
Because it tingles the nose with me. That's what I was. That's what I was trying to get
to is we could have all of the stuff made today. But in four thousand years, they're
going to be having the same questions. Why did they do this? Right. My dog is going fucking
nuts. Well, she wants your attention. Well, I know. But it needs to be constant at this
point. I understand why. I'm trying to make her lay down. Once you put some peanut butter
on your dick. Wow. Does that work? That'll cure that. She'll say, oh, shit, I get peanut
butter and a dick. Yet another reason why we don't have video. Yeah, I know. So the
story behind this wonderful dog. So she is a she's a rescue and she's a rescue, not
only rescued twice because it was initially she was initially rescued by Jeff's parents,
no, his wife's parents. And they quickly realized they couldn't deal with the dog. And it's
a quick or do they have a couple years? It's a beautiful German shepherd. She's a beautiful
German shepherd. And she is her goal in life is to make sure everyone that's in the circle
of life. Well, she was obviously abandoned. So she's got abandoned issues and well, there's
stuff going on. But she's a herder. She is her goal is to protect everyone within the
circle. And when she senses that somebody is going to leave and she's smart, she's smart.
I think she's she's she knows she knows it's about time for the thing to end. She knows
it's the podcast about to end and she's extremely protective of our producer, who's a young
man and and she's waiting to make sure he doesn't leave because she's going to get upset
that he might be injured or lost. And and it's tough to deal with because she's very
vocal about it. She's very vocal. But anyway, we love she talks quite a bit. We love her.
She's a part of the podcast. Anyway, back to the whole communication that we're trying
to decipher two, three, four thousand years ago. It's a challenge because when they did
this, they probably thought, oh, this makes sense to us. Oh, yeah. And they'll read this
in the future and it won't be a problem. They'll understand what this is saying. Do you really
think they they meant it for the future or they just meant it for the here and now? Well,
I think it was meant to. Well, I don't know. Who knows what that says? It's probably for
the here and now. It could be. It could be some. Well, let's look at like the the the
Voynick manuscript. I read that. Yeah, look at that. I'm very familiar with that one.
I finished it last night. Yeah. Well, this is again. This the Voynick manuscript is a
is a V.O.Y.N.I.C.H. pretty. Lord. What you point of view, you actually printed this shit
out. Oh, dude, I've got the whole wall. I've got most of the manuscript here. He is the
original at home. So well, look, here's the thing. They've got they've got an entire book
of the Voynick manuscript that is put out that has it's basically the same thing. When
I say the same thing, it's basically a ledger of stuff. It's got descriptions of plant life.
It's got descriptions of of animal life, mammals, and it's in a language that nobody can recognize.
Well, how they know it's about animals and there are there's if the producer could pull
it up V.O.Y.N.I.H. and I see a V.O.Y.N.I.C.H. The Voynick the Voynick manuscript. So it
essentially they found this book, I want to say in England, and there are just there are
a bunch of illustrations. There's pictures on there. Oh, there's Sasquatch. Yeah, looks
like it. I see Bigfoot and I see. Oh, I see. I see you. Oh, yeah. I told you everything
revolves around sex and porn. This is the playboy back in the day. Only only the rich
people could get this kind of porn. But how old do they say this is? Fifty years old.
It turns out it's some kindergartner. I mean, really, I don't recall. I don't recall. I
want to say it's like a thousand years old. It looks like it's an exceptional quality.
Quality. Well, it is, you know, but it's but the type of paper that it's on and virus.
No, it's not. It's actually it's like I want to say it's like sheep. It's on sheep sack
ball sack or something. I don't know. It is a human skin. What kind of savage environment
or society? Look at the script. Look at the script. The manuscript with this foot. So
it's 400 year old. So there it is. Why this 400 year old text has left academia puzzled.
Why and tell me why? Because they knew what was happening 400 years ago. Well, I mean,
that wasn't just the language. They don't know. They found it 400 years ago. They're
not saying it's it's aged that 400. It's kind of Arabic. That's that's just it. They've
got it's a boy unit. Boy night. She's looks very, very different from other languages.
They haven't found any correlations with the type of consonants or vowels or who knows?
It could have been some tabular. It could have been. Well, that it could have been.
It could have been. It could have been some island by itself. It could have been Easter
Island or something. They find it then. Where did they find it? Well, they say where they
found this. It's not like they just shows up somewhere. I don't know. But look, that's
what I'm getting to. I'm driving to that. There are artifacts out there that detail
history that we simply can't interpret. So Jeff is nailed it. He's like, well, how the
fuck are people going to interpret what the hell we've got to say? Right. A thousand years
down the road when we can't even interpret what they're fucking saying. You know, you
know, this is making me think we have an assignment. God, I must have been in middle school. We
had an assignment to take real world stuff from today, bury it into the ground and have
people a thousand years from now dig it up and try to interpret what it is. That was
an assignment we had. You would probably put a butt plug. No, one of mine was a, I did
a toilet seat. Okay. I had a toilet seat is buried. They dug it up. And I said that the
people in the future said that it was some sort of ceremonial neck piece or something.
I did. That's what I said. We all had to be creative. Pick three things from this world
that you buried. Did you get an A? I think I might have. I don't think you did. But seriously,
that's exactly what we did. And I think an easy way out. I think it's fascinating to
think about though is what, what are people in a thousand plus years from now going to
think of what's going on now and how will they interpret it? Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
a bunch of hoes ho ho ho. It's December. It's dudes like us. Another podcast. I'm excited.
It's the month of December and are you posting on another one? Are you sure? Dude, next week
we got another one coming. Have you D, have you D fucked it? What? Wow. You reversed the
fuck it. I gotta go back and listen to that podcast. That was last week. You don't remember?
You're like Christmas is magical. That's when kids blah, blah, blah. This year, fuck it.
No, I was talking about the way I'm talking about the kids and paying them out. Then we'll
talk about that next one. Cause next week was different. We're going to have songs.
We're going to be singing all nine yards. We are like us. December 7th. I'm Sean. I
am Paul and I'm Jeff. I got $90 of Cole's cash on this. Yeah. And your wife's going
to confiscate that from you. Boots dudes like us. And don't forget our producer, Mr. Austin
back there. Thank you, sir. Instagram. We're on Instagram. Merry Christmas. Bitch.