We got to try the new one.
Wow.
Try the new one.
We can make it.
You know what we are trying?
We are trying.
This is my birthday.
This is your birthday.
This is my birthday.
Paul, you're not celebrating my birthday, but you know what that's okay?
I saved it.
You're an ass.
We're talking about your birthday.
I am.
Well, this is my birthday.
Birthday, birthday, birthday.
Oh, it's my birthday, birthday.
Birthday.
Hey, at 4G.
Yeah, at the 4G.
It is, we didn't bring the bottle in.
We didn't.
Did you grab it?
That's all right.
It's the 4G.
Blue bottle.
Right.
It is a dry, blue gate.
And it is a tremendous tasting.
Is this the one that you wipe?
Came, ponyed up big time, like, came through.
Yes.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah, you need to redirect your microphone.
Oh, do I?
What was I shouting like?
Like a girl.
I thought I could girl.
Yes.
You know, list.
Oh, you imagine that.
No, like a tick-tock person, but for Jeff Center.
Oh, no.
That I don't have.
So, screw down.
These are all the different 4G.
It is.
They're all MGP, you know, I don't know if they're all, but they're all blends.
They don't distill their own shit.
I find that amazing.
How much of a, almost like an aftermarket bourbon business there?
How can they charge that much for a blend?
They can't.
They don't distill much stuff.
They buy their own distill.
It's been aged for seven years.
And it's potent.
You know what?
Look, here's the bottom line.
It tastes very good.
It does.
Well, that's very nice.
A lot of lines.
I mean, being, I mean, there's probably, there's probably, the part of the business where
they're a master distiller.
I mean, they're not master distillers, but they're master blenders.
There are.
They aren't.
Right?
And that part of the business is probably just as big.
God.
Right?
Johnny Walker.
Yeah.
Man, someone said this fucking text message.
It was an off-a-tick-tock.
It's a lips of tick-tock.
A biological man.
I'm sorry.
Biological male who went viral this year for attempting to join a sorority is not
learning from Dylen Mulvaney and creating tick-tocks making a mockery of women.
Let's listen to this.
It's painful.
I turned it down a little long.
I wasn't anticipating.
What is it called?
The feedback cast.
Which one is this?
This is the period.
Yeah, the one that makes the station.
It makes the front of the women.
Yeah.
Day 12 of being a grown.
We're going to go by tampons.
Let's go.
That'll be.
What the?
I don't know which one should I go.
I'll be tampaxed.
If I were a woman, I'd be scared.
These are like little dots to see how much you flow.
Is what somebody said online?
I don't know.
Let's tune in boxing.
It literally has instructions.
This is a tampon.
This thing does not go up inside you.
Where does that go?
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Okay.
So it says you push the plunger.
It's embarrassing.
Yeah.
And why are we getting this guy in here?
That just hangs out.
That's a happy ending.
What's the dude truck that's there?
Where is he going to stick it?
Oh, it comes open.
Yeah.
Well, I think there's a lot of people won't see this.
We're going to wear that.
We're not going to be on the top of the door.
Okay.
Thank God.
No one needs to see that.
Let's hear that.
There is this kind of people out there though.
But here's the thing.
He's mentally fucked up.
I mean, why would a male?
I mean, he's it's obvious that this is all pre-meditated.
And he just is going out there to fuck with.
He's trying to get clicks.
But you know, I mean, really think about it.
Why would a guy go out to a star?
He doesn't have a vagina.
He's got a peole.
He's got a dick.
He's got a dick hole.
And an asshole.
And that.
Yeah.
Why would I say I'm worth it on a stick?
He got about attention, right?
This is again.
This is the guy that what tried to go to a swordie and didn't get picked.
But here's the thing.
It's all publicity.
If you put that.
If you put that thing in your asshole.
Right.
And well, that's what I'm saying.
It'd be like the worst case scenario because that thing would.
That thing would create a flume of flume of like a log flume.
Yeah.
It's like a flume of oil and a sea.
It's just I'm just saying that that.
Do it absorb.
Yeah.
The absorbance sponge thing would just inflate to where it creates this huge
Quad.
And it would make the world's worst but plug ever.
Because it would be.
It would dry.
Oh, dude.
I mean, be horrible.
One ball.
Yeah, I mean, you want to add.
You wouldn't give me beef.
I just wouldn't give me a word if it dislodge all those other things that you were
talking about.
Right.
The jacks and the little.
The Maddox cars.
All the things you eat is a kid.
The jacks, the things that come.
They.
What the points, all the other things.
They need to come out and the call and I'm still here.
Yeah.
And you should.
Here we go.
We opened another podcast.
And we're talking about some sort of anal reference.
You said you wanted to breed your ass.
Well, here's the thing.
People don't get it when you start to fucking with that.
You know, it's toxic.
And you know, people.
People.
People could do things.
And when you get that toxicity that gets in your body,
you know, you're just asking for problems.
I mean, you may not get it right away.
I mean, but I'm.
Obviously, I'm not going to watch the whole thing,
but you're saying he was advocating, shoving that up his butt.
I'm not saying so much that, but what if someone watched it?
What if a young gage dude was like, oh,
maybe this is what you're supposed to do?
And he shows that thing up his ass.
And then 15 years from now, he gets cancer because of some weird chicken on his body.
I mean, look, you get sick from all kinds of things.
And you never know what from.
And it can hit you at any time.
And it could be something stupid.
It could be something genetic.
You know, it could be, I mean, in your DNA.
Yeah, I mean, you mean, but that's that's that is that genetic.
I think it's irresponsible.
That's irresponsible.
You know, but there are there some folks out there that don't have that.
There are some folks that, you know, dudes like us out there that,
you know, life hands them a deck of cards and kind of,
here you go.
But if I say if there's somebody's listening to them,
young and impressionable,
and they take them on themselves and then I'll say,
you have a medical emergency about some stupid crap that somebody saw on a tick.
Yeah.
Oh, how many tick talk challenges have come on?
That's what I'm saying.
Like try to the pod,
tie the cards and then you have to send them in the light bulbs out of your ass.
I mean,
I think I,
what have you been doing, Sean?
No, well,
do it seriously.
There are people that have showed up with a light bulb in the
ass.
And they're kind of like, I mean,
that's real.
Oh, there, there,
people in an emergency room would tell you there's all sorts of stuff.
Oh, that's true.
That they have to pull out of people's butts.
Yeah.
yeah,
I would say most of the time they accidentally get stuck up there,
maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know how to get this remote control up here.
I don't know how to get it.
I sat on it and,
yeah,
reverse,
I suppose I don't know what I looked at.
that's no time to have any kind of,
ego or anything.
Just go on and you go,
this happened,
get it out.
You don't want to let it's investor.
He matches,
just imagine that.
Like, no.
Yeah.
You just have to go,
all right,
fuck it.
I'm going to get it first.
I put this up my butt and I can't get it out.
I will never come back to this.
If you never had this repository before,
but you've had this repository, right?
Well,
I mean,
a little hammered every now and then,
and,
least quickly,
who said,
man,
why don't you just do a repository and it will be done.
It's preparation.
I'm done.
And you know what?
I'm like,
I did it.
And guess what happened?
What position did you get it?
I don't remember to sub-point it.
I was like,
supon in deep strike.
I was like,
supon in deep strike.
I was like,
I got my pillow out and I was,
and then,
my leg hiked up over my shoulder.
No,
but when you,
you used to think that's a repository in there.
it's difficult to shove in there at first.
you get past a certain point.
And then there's like,
your body's kind of like,
what?
I'm just like,
hey,
welcome in you.
Are you doing it?
What's your name?
It's like the bank thing that you put in the little thing.
It goes up to two.
If you get it up there,
find out if it goes.
Yeah.
And then some dude in there.
So Sean,
like three knuckles to get it in there.
Three knuckles.
Daniel,
when you think it worked or didn't work,
or you know,
what I'm saying is that the,
first of all,
look,
we're going to,
you know,
you're open to it.
so look,
first of all,
I never had done
my life.
So I have no idea what this is.
And I'm sure the fuck
I'm going to ask anybody.
So the first one,
I tried to shove a repository up my ass.
And I didn't do it.
So I'm just like,
I push in there.
And it's like,
I think it's in there,
because my finger is,
you know,
touching your butt.
And I'm like,
I'm not going to put my finger in my butt.
So I'm just going to push it up there.
And I take my finger away.
And my butt's like,
it's,
well,
I got another one.
What the fuck, man?
So you never had none of this as a child.
No,
I don't know.
So maybe you shouldn't have been hovering over the toilet.
You could have,
you could have reused it or treated it.
I got,
watch it on,
try to get.
Oh,
I can't believe this.
But anyway,
you have a finger condom on.
I did not have a singer condom,
but I had the hot water running in the sink.
You just sandwiched back.
You had poopy finger,
poopy nails.
No, no, no,
I have a very clean bum because I use
what wipes.
Oh,
So you clean the inside.
I've shut that thing up there.
it's like a fucking glass brush.
It's a little bit.
Anyway,
at some point,
you got sucked up in there.
Never had.
you know what?
And then,
and then,
and then you're going to go away.
More discomfort.
And it's not so much that it did go away.
but I think it actually worked.
Oh,
I thought I was,
I thought I was going to,
I thought I was going to put a blame for the problem.
The problem is that
I had it for like,
almost a year.
And like,
I could have done this.
Yeah,
it wasn't like it was painful or anything.
It was just kind of like,
you know,
it's always been that comfortable.
my brother,
I shouldn't have done this.
My brother has a brew pad hemorrhides.
And his or kind of,
as my hemorrhides are like two squirrels in a bag,
you know,
like they're roughly huge,
you know,
it's like when he takes a dump,
it's kind of like,
it's kind of like play those shooting through
one of those little form shepherds,
just push it down the process.
And like,
thanks for the visual.
But,
and thank you.
Like that.
much small and manageable.
Thank God,
but there are people that have
super bad hemorrhides where they have to have surgery.
And,
my wife had that surgery,
and it's extremely painful.
Oh,
And the recovery is extremely painful.
And you can never get comfortable.
Yeah.
So,
yeah,
I dump with a little bit of it.
Got a little snapshot of it.
And I'm good.
And you're,
you took a picture of it?
No,
Money mean.
She just snapshot.
Oh, you put the whole thing I take.
Talk to you.
There's some takes pictures of it.
But all.
yeah.
Wow.
He's not talking about our producer.
No.
I hope that's the other way.
Hope not.
That's it,
to his friends.
She does, doesn't he?
She does.
This is a boy.
You all are going deep with this.
Yeah.
This is a,
yeah.
This is another form of jump picks.
Anyways,
that was an attempt to hit a segue.
There are,
I've been to the trying to get to.
Yeah.
So,
this guy's not ticked.
I can see she's shoot that thing up his butt.
you know,
and people are going to do that.
They're going to get sick.
And, you know,
I'm also sharing that,
it leads to,
to some people,
becoming unhealthy and cancerous.
and there's a lot of people out there
that have the,
that's the way they're going to do that.
And they're doing extra stuff.
So,
it can make it happen.
Well,
It's just part of the accuracy.
You know,
so I was,
which goes way deep.
Well,
I was trying to,
lead you to the pasture.
But,
there are some people,
let,
just got you had mentioned something about,
you going through a phasing your life.
We're not,
you were shoving it shut up your ass.
But,
you know,
got it,
you know,
you're going through a phasing your life.
you're ass,
but you know,
got it,
don't you,
you're not that bad.
got it,
gone one.
it was.
It was coming out.
now I say,
I had went to California
and done some work out in California.
They delivered a bunch of materials.
I picked up all these materials,
which I shouldn't have picked up.
There were way too heavy.
And I carried them upstairs,
put them in an apartment.
It was about to rain.
Nobody was on site.
The next morning woke up with a huge knot on my neck.
So I had a huge knot.
I was picking up the materials.
Yeah.
And I thought it was a pulled muscle on my,
I don't get me crap.
My girlfriend at the time goes,
you know,
doctor,
okay.
I'm fine.
It's a pulled muscle.
So they brought in the guy.
I was watching the job for the,
brought he came back.
And I went home.
I landed on the Thursday.
Thursday evening.
I landed.
She picked me up.
drove me to the hospital.
And I was pissed.
I was like,
I just want to go home.
Yeah, you're like, you wish to my child.
It's a pulled muscle.
Leave me the whole home.
drove me to the hospital.
They took me in there.
And they went in there and just started stabbing me.
We need all this stuff.
Going,
We're going to check this out.
Because it could be this could be that.
Check me out.
And they said,
now go home.
We'll call you later on tomorrow.
Some of the results.
What we find.
Right.
So I go home.
Drive up in the driveway and get a phone call from the hospital.
It says,
get back to the hospital right now.
There's three doctors in the bed waiting for you
in the emergency drive through.
Oh, my God.
What the hell you talking about there?
Like, no,
don't stop.
Don't do anything.
I don't care.
Get in your car.
Get back to hospital.
We drive back to the hospital.
Pull up there.
There's three doctors in the bed sitting there.
Which,
how often does that ever happen?
You know,
you're going in now.
So they put me on the bed.
Roll me in there.
Start stabbing with me needles.
I'm like,
going, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
something first.
That hell is going on here.
And they said, well,
we're going to tell you something.
You have thyroid cancer.
I'm like, oh, my gosh.
Am I going to die?
They're like, well,
that's not going to kill you.
The two P.E.s in your lungs.
Pumillary,
pulmonary,
imbalisms.
And both of your lungs are completely clogged up.
And going to your brain.
It's Thursday.
You're not going to live through the weekend.
Well, they started stabbing me and putting blood
There's not all that.
And then basically,
I'm the only person you'll ever hear,
say cancer saved my life.
If they wouldn't have seen that cancer,
the two P.E.s.
I would have died that weekend.
This is the Thursday.
So you wouldn't live through the weekend,
because of the pulmonary,
and those are some imbalisms in your lungs.
And how,
how did you get those?
Blood clob,
how many?
Traveling so much on airplanes and my knees
were always in fucked up.
that's a thing.
If you travel a lot,
you have to make sure you get up and walk.
You have to walk around and move around all the time.
Around the plane?
Yeah.
It's called Deep Vane From Boces.
I've heard it about.
Yeah.
He was blood clob,
behind my left knee,
that they're going to both of my lungs.
And they said,
there's so many things.
Did you feel,
you know,
where you worn out?
were you tired?
All that money?
I've had it.
I'm working 17 hours a day.
Seven days a week.
I'm trying to get this project back on course.
Yeah,
I was tired.
Right.
But it wasn't anything abnormal.
So there wasn't any really symptoms or anything that I felt coming on just because I was working so hard.
Yeah.
You just kind of fight through it.
Yeah.
Put your scum through it.
Don't do the motions.
And I said,
this shoes not came up.
Turned out to be thyroid cancer,
which they said,
and they went into there to remove that.
After they fixed the blood,
and I blooded all that.
Got me back home.
They took me in.
And we did the thyroid cancer.
And they removed 55 lymph nodes from one side and 48 lymph nodes from the other side.
Good Lord.
And I've now had seven cancer surgeries.
Clear.
Nice.
And this is how long ago was all this?
I started 2014.
My last surgery is worth 2019.
So this is all fairly fresh.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, 2021.
I'm just 21 with the last two.
But that.
Wow.
So what they do for the the P.E.
So they just give bloodthed her to the doctor.
And that was the problem is is me growing up as my whole family or doctor.
So I promised this.
And needles and all that stuff.
I when I was nine and this is another part of my life.
It's kind of weird.
When I was nine, I got hit by a car.
I died three times.
Well, I was an ICU for six weeks.
Oh, my goodness.
They told my parents every day.
He's going to die or be a vegetable.
Right.
They said, he'll never be normal person.
When I finally came out of it, they said, well, he'll never be able to walk a run right.
So I started running walking.
So I was doing all my stuff.
Oh, I'll never be able to play sports.
I really be able to run.
I played football.
I did everything in the world.
I went beat all the odds.
Right.
So I had already beat the odds.
Yeah.
You already checked that.
Yeah.
God saved me one time and brought me back.
And then this time actually.
The first thing was to when I had cancer, well, not actually not funny, but they had tried to put a voice box on me when they were putting a trick out of a trick.
Yeah.
I got to write a trick in me that was put a voice box on the guy put it on backwards and killed me.
And I went out.
I was out for about.
They said about three and a half minutes before they could bring me back.
When I was in surgery because they wanted to do both sides of my throat at the same time, it collapsed.
And I actually coated twice.
So in my life, between both of those, I had basically died six times.
Wow.
So I basically said that I am the goto.
I am the cat with my heart.
So in any other situation that they always talk about, I saw myself.
I was up in the ceiling and I saw myself.
And did you have any of those?
I had the funniest thing in the world was all I could see was I walked around the walls.
I would walk over and around the ceiling and around the walls on the floor.
I would sit here and do this.
When I was out, I could see myself walking around the walls.
And that had more than once.
Oh, I mean, the two times that they I coated in hospital.
Oh, wow.
They're in my cancer surgery.
I saw that.
You know what I'm talking about there?
Like sometimes when I was a kid.
Yeah, I don't know.
People will say that they were up in the corner of the room and they saw the people working on them.
And all that kind of stuff like an after what he called it after after body.
Out of body experience.
I was about to experience.
I never had that actually woke up and my brother was sitting next to me.
And I like that I've been down.
They said he's a vegetable.
He's never come out of this.
And my brother sitting next to me was a bunch of little scarrows toys and little motorcycles that everybody had brought and put around me and flowers.
And all that he said to play and I woke up and I went, I got to go to school and scared him to death.
And he jumped up and ran on the room and told everybody he's awake.
All he's coming here and he's actually walking.
And I tried to get up and fell on the floor because I hadn't walked or moved in six weeks.
I thought my whole body was asleep.
So I tried to get up and fell on the floor and I had to come in there and pick me up and put me back in the bed.
I got to go to school and got to go to school.
And you were just like running across the street around a bike or I was on a bike going to my dad's pharmacy and I came across kind of a hill in Lubbock.
Yeah.
Like a little hill jump on a breadlight doing 75 miles an hour and his black trans A.
Oh no.
And hit me doing 72 miles an hour.
Oh, wow.
Did he keep moving?
No, he stopped.
But then the whole court thing was that his dad was a multi had more money than they knew to do with.
So they were like, oh, we're going to pay this off to make it go away.
Nice.
He's done it twice before I was the worst case that he done.
He hit other people.
Yeah, he hit two other kids before me.
Okay, come on.
I know, but this was back.
Back when they didn't care.
70 whatever it was.
70.
I don't want to give away my age.
I'm sorry.
It was like 2,000 and four.
Right.
Wow.
That were all that old man.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever had a near death experience.
I don't.
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure I would never have that experience.
You have a little bit of alcohol though.
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, no, but I had a near death experience.
I was living in Colorado and I had snuck out our house.
That was 13, 14, maybe.
Doing drugs and listening to rock and roll.
That matter.
When I was sneaking back in, I took the screen off my window, opened it.
And there's a curtain there.
And the curtain moves.
And a nine millimeter gun.
Oh, wow.
Comes from around the curtain.
And in my face.
Your father, my dad, was about to shoot you.
He's about to wrap things up.
How awful would that have been?
We were like, oh, no.
Wow.
Now was he with a shake in?
He was like, didn't know it was you or was he like, basically,
Scaring the shit out of you.
It could have been.
I don't know.
Frankly, I don't all remember.
I do remember that part.
You like to scare the shit out of him.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
I'm wondering if he was to scare the shit out of him.
Dude.
Who knows?
My dad's like that.
I mean, he sleeps with the gun next to his bed.
Wow.
Don't we all know that?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you know, you got to get through it through the fire.
Get your AK just like right there.
I don't get the gap in the gun.
My dad's different.
I got the gap in gun at the foot of it.
My 50 cow.
That's different.
He literally has a gun either under his pillow or right under the mattress.
So my dad has a holster hanging on the side of his bed with his gun in it.
Nice.
He's there's these ready to go.
You know, my dad has a little tons of guns.
All right.
But he has even more.
I mean, I think that it's pretty comparative.
I mean, they're mounted bolts that he sent.
But my dad is like, I mean, Austin, have you seen it?
No, one of the kids I wanted to, they were rummaging through my parents.
One of my dad's dressers.
And he had a drawer filled with clips.
Yeah.
I can loaded.
Right.
The clip.
The fuck man.
Wow.
He's ready for the war.
Maybe he's ready for the inside.
He's always been.
I have an idea.
But life is, you know, you talk about the life, you know, having the life right in front.
I was scared shitless.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sure.
I was kind of like, I'm going to die right now because my dad doesn't know it's me.
And he thinks it's some fucking food coming in.
And I was like, I, I, I, I, I, I just, you know, that was about it.
I don't remember what happened afterwards.
You blacked out after that.
I blacked out because I don't remember anything because I was.
That's clean drug.
And we're all the time guys.
People.
I mean, then you hear stories of a guy that was coming home.
And he was so drunk that he went to the wrong house.
Well, that had, well, she was a drunk, but that police officer down in Dallas.
Yep.
She wasn't drunk.
I mean, this teenage, you got up on the roof.
And I tried to crawl through the window, blam.
And it wasn't his house.
Well, that was like the, the Tyson chickens.
CFO.
They just did that.
That's how drunk he went to that girl's house.
And it just went to sleep.
She came home and went to some dude in my bed.
And they came in there to find out that it was the Tyson's grandson.
There was a sleep in there who's bad.
And the CFO of Tyson.
Just drunk.
But you didn't get shot.
No, no, no, no.
They just pulled him out of the bed and took him to jail.
But I mean, what do you think she happens?
Yeah, what do you get charged with on that when drug is trash?
Trash, yes.
Break it in the room.
I mean, maybe she did drunk.
Maybe she did drunk, you know,
What does it call,
Dude charges against him.
Maybe she just dropped him.
Man, man.
Because, what does something like that?
I mean, it should happen.
I mean, it does happen sometimes.
You kind of like, and I got fucked up.
I mean, I've been fucked up.
So if you woke up and someone was in your bed.
Well, hold on.
That's what happened.
You woke up and something happened.
But she came home, right?
I came home at two o'clock in the morning.
Oh, yeah.
Well, this guy was asleep in her bed.
Yeah, well, that's a little bit different.
You know, kind of like, you know, I mean,
I mean, the initial shock.
Yeah, take them off fucker out.
But, you know, when he gets to court, you know,
when you get time to process the whole thing.
And you're going to stay sober.
Yeah, it's so pretty happened.
You know, like, yeah, you know what?
I get it.
It was stupid.
But it wasn't malicious.
No.
I'm so amazed that you didn't follow up with, well, issue hot.
Was he nude?
I was saying, I did say she was.
He was, and that's a funny thing.
He was his underwear.
And they kept telling him to get up and put on clothes.
He was like, no, I'm good.
I'm going to go back to sleep.
That's pretty drilled.
I mean, if people were to drill in their drug,
I mean, I don't,
I'll tell you, I, the last time,
I mean, I've been drunk.
You guys know that.
But I haven't been slavering drunk since my first son was born.
I made an oath to myself that I would never get that drunk again.
When, you know, because Tara had called me and I was out with one of my gigs as a
disjockey.
And I was loaded.
And she was about to get birth.
You know, she didn't, something was going on.
I think the amniotic flu was lower, something like that.
And so she had to go to the hospital.
And I remember showing up and I was fucked up.
And that's not a good thing.
Well, you know, I handled it well.
I mean, I wasn't an obnoxious.
It was like 230, 3 o'clock in the morning.
So there wasn't a lot of people around.
Right.
But it happened.
I know what happened.
It doesn't matter what anybody else knows.
I know what happened.
And the fact that I recognized it and I was like, that's it.
That's never happening again.
Right.
And I made a decision that day and I've never ever got drunk again.
Now I get seasoned.
I get, I get, you know, but I never get to that point anymore.
I always draw the line.
Even that's some of my parties.
You know, I'm trying to think, I don't know.
We'll call the last time I got fucked up.
It's last weekend.
Yeah.
It's been a day.
No, seriously.
Have you guys ever seen me and fucked up?
If I look at my records, there's a hundred and eighty two times that you, uh,
No, cross the line.
Seriously, have you ever seen me fucked up?
I don't know if there's different levels, but yeah,
I'm letting you.
Yeah.
But there's, there's nothing, there's, you've never seen me fucked up.
The point where I'm ankle-haired.
Right?
No.
I mean, I'm always, I'll hold on.
You give it a minute.
Just a minute.
Jeff, what do you think?
You get the slower and pretty good.
Hold on.
There was the time we went to go see that movie.
Yeah, that was the way, yeah, midway.
That wasn't getting drunk.
That was getting poisoned by two.
And you did that to yourself.
No.
If that was, you realize what you were, you know, inhaling or, or,
You know, consuming.
Then you can't count that as well.
That was, that was one of your first experiences with a higher proof
Burbank.
Yeah.
That was good.
That was awful.
I got to be honest.
That was, we were fucked up then.
I don't feel comfortable about that.
Fucked up.
Because we, even after we did that, we acted like Jackass's to go see the movie Midway.
We're, Paul stands up in the middle of the movie.
I do know.
I did not hit off.
You know.
Okay.
I stepped in back and forth.
Oh, it's real.
Okay.
First off, that was the Japanese.
I think you're on this one.
But you were confused.
No.
I remember being excited that we like,
Look out something.
I was like, yeah, go get them.
And then I fell back asleep.
There you go.
I fucked you.
I didn't see that.
I was like, you're a little bit in the, in the damn of the newspaper.
You were a little bit there.
And you were like, I have another glass of ice.
Yeah.
I can't look at bladder.
And we just read like a distillery.
I'm sure.
I was just perfect.
Yeah, I'm not saying one thing.
I did, I did.
You spilled all of yourself up.
And because you, you, you order one of these,
these optical, uh, uh, he was captured.
I think you were three.
It was three D is what it was.
No, no, no, no.
I said, because he's hearing, I don't want to say you're hearing impaired,
but I am hearing impaired.
Well, there he goes.
He's hearing impaired.
We're hearing aids.
And when I go to movie theaters, I put in the little close caption device that fits in the little cup holder.
Yeah.
It's a little, it's a little box in it.
And it's basically is, you know,
You've, you've, you've positioned it.
It's got the little snake.
Oh, snake thing.
And you kind of move it around and you put it right underneath the screen.
And you can then see what this shit in here.
Yeah.
They shot a shot.
Sean, Sean, what you all see got one too.
Yeah.
He gets those every time.
Really?
Every time it goes to movie theaters.
Every time.
You didn't do it.
Did you really?
Every time.
Oh, it's hilarious.
No, you know, you know what?
You're our times.
You don't, you don't understand what they're saying.
Even when you can't hear it, you're like,
You would be amazed.
They're like so much don't get there.
It'd be, you'd be amazed how much you miss.
And there's even stuff you miss that is even on the screen.
Wow.
There's words being said.
And I'm like, where, where is that coming from?
I never, like, you know what I mean?
Guy, you know, the background.
Kind of thing, you know?
No.
Like sexy music.
No.
Like, you know, just like, like, heavy breathing.
What do you call it?
Like, not lyrics, but lines.
Line's your said off screen.
Anyway, don't matter.
We are here those.
Yeah.
So we were just, you did not.
That's probably, I mean, outside of that little moment right there.
So we were really hammered.
I mean, I was so hammered that I went home and left my phone at Kelly's
tavern.
That's when we all was going to throw an help.
I can say we were going to throw an help.
And the bartender was telling you, you're different over here.
Oh, you're, you're, you're, you're, you could have played that part.
You did.
Oh, I see.
Now you get to know what we have to deal with all the time.
He doesn't know he's that loud.
You should hear him when he comes.
Oh, I've never heard that.
I've never heard that.
That's disgusting.
Red cars are like flies.
Big time.
We need a flag.
Well, that's like I was going to do a bar and I get kicked out of the bar
because I drank too much in the period of time that I wasn't drunk at all over
nine hours over 10 hours and having eight drinks and having your cut off.
Let's see, there's a couple, couple things to ask there.
Why you had a bar for 10 hours?
We were having an event that took that long to do.
And so during the entire event, about every hour, I would have a drink.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it was a margarita that had no alcohol, right?
Right.
And that would be the pace that I would expect.
Yeah.
One drink an hour and then after eight, they're like,
You're a cut off.
The hell are you talking about?
I'm cut off.
I've had one drink over nine hours at eight drinks and you're cut off.
Yeah, that would, but, but it also, it was very loud and boisterous,
apparently, right?
The person.
Oh, yeah.
It wasn't like the manager was like, fool you were side and no, like,
no, the manager announced it to the entire bar.
True.
That was the best.
I was the worst person in the entire world.
Yeah, that was, that was that was the part that had,
that was no, tooth to that at all.
I mean, we were in a, I mean, we were in a professional outing.
Very professional.
And you were not acting out of line at all.
Absolutely not.
We were just all sitting there just having fun and just talking.
It's like, everyone, everyone's in there, right?
You know, I mean, granted, I didn't have like 15 drinks.
I think he did, but I mean, I still.
Eight to per minute.
Eight, apparently.
But, you know, the thing is is that we were there for a long time.
And there was, he was, it's like drink, I mean, come on.
Really?
Well, they even say, I mean, even your alcohol blood level, even when you're driving,
they say, one drink an hour, you're fine.
You were staying within that point eight, which I'm going to go ahead and say,
right now, point eight is not drunk unless you are
a 19 year old 80 pound little girl that just started drinking point eight.
No, okay, but she's very sexist.
But, or anybody that's new to drinking, if you've been drinking a while and you're a little
season and you have, you know, a little weight on you or something to point eight.
It's not drunk.
What are you saying?
We're getting that.
Yeah, that that means you guys could have like 40 drinks in your beef.
Oh, I just said if you were 80 pounds with,
we're not 80 pounds because I have to be six for three.
So yeah, I appreciate you move on the manager's part.
But did you get a handle that better?
If those was really, he could have quite individually.
It's an, hey, unfortunately you've reached our max.
You know, even though you've been here.
There are so many different things that they could have done.
I mean, that is more tackful than that.
That's what I mean, he could have pulled up a friend.
They could have pulled up a colleague.
It said, hey, man, this is deal with those in charge here.
You know, or he could have taken a table.
Hey, he was in charge here and just had a side bar with them.
That's what I mean, you know, just, you know,
hey, man, what's going on?
What if he just said, hey, if you put your pants back on, you can say.
Right.
You know, that was the biggest problem about it all though that I was trying to find your boots.
Probably the most sober person in the place.
Because I was drinking Margarita's that had no alcohol.
Everybody else is drinking straight liquor.
Yeah, we had had seven or eight.
Yeah, we were in a police.
And you had this overwhelming fear of feeling of just unfair.
I was just like, I haven't tried anything.
You know, it's funny.
Is the first time we went out, do you recall how much that tab was?
I did.
I paid for half of him and I had to explain half of him.
All right. Well, boy.
And we had less than half the amount of people.
Less than, we had a third of the amount of people.
At the first one, then the second one.
And the final bill for the second one was a fraction of the first one.
I just go.
Well, I paid the first bill on the second one also.
And it was, I mean, 150 bucks are bill at the other one went over four digits.
Oh, my God.
That's a company thing.
A company didn't pay for it.
But, you know, that was the cool thing too.
It's because we called in and explained what happened and our director, our boss was like,
You know, that's the word about it.
Yeah, not to be done.
No, we're about it's fine.
You know, we've done stuff like that before.
Where everybody, where we had clients that would come in there.
And they wanted the premier primary, you know,
and they were drinking $50 drinks on that long.
Because I mean, that's how we go to business.
You know, I mean, she treated her people right.
Sure.
You know, we're talking about, hey, do whatever you want to.
I don't care.
Yeah, but I caught the tail end of that story.
But it's one of those situations where, you know, you asked for,
I'll take a burden on the rocks and they say, oh, what do you, what,
which one do you, what would you like?
And you say, you know what, just, really something good.
Well, what I heard that you say, but they don't tell you,
Yeah, they don't tell you that each one of those is 50 bucks.
Now, what I heard them say, now, I don't know exactly what came out of their mouth.
What I heard him say was bring us the well well.
Oh, that's cheap.
Bring us the well, you know, oh,
fashion and they brought them out.
They well are, oh, fashion.
Oh, my god.
So the wells were eight, what are eight, ten bucks.
Yeah, the wellers were five for a regular old.
Yeah.
And the, the wellers, they're bullet.
So that's what I heard them say when they asked, they said, hey,
bring us the well, oh, fashion and they brought them weller.
Oh, how do you battle that one?
And then it was 50 bucks.
Yeah, I was so wait a second.
I didn't ask for wellers.
I didn't know.
Well, I've been the manager has to come over and go.
You guys been drinking wellers all night.
But the, and that's what the problem was is we didn't get the bill.
Well, after words after they drank seven, eight, nine, ten.
How many of them are they drying, but I mean, after they drank.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
If I, I mean, I, I,
I wanted to tell the manager, but then it was like, well, you must have known because I was just
capturing them.
I was like, well, no, we didn't know.
We ordered well as you brought weller.
Right.
And he's not going to listen to you anyway because you had had, you know, eight drinks.
Oh, I was, I was, yeah, you went to go into your car and got a bottle of the
Keela by the way.
I did.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you think they do that on purpose?
I do.
And that's crappy.
I do.
Because then you're not the patient to argue it, right?
Well, at this place, there's actually it's a cigar bar inside of the restaurant.
Okay.
In the cigar bar, they have their own menu that actually lists each bourbon how much it is.
Okay.
And I think that when you're in there, you're expected to hear your, your, their primary target for
Laci drickings, the fine bourbon with a cigar.
Because you're not going to drink the wine.
But you're like, well, bourbon with a fricking.
You know, and that's there's there's a merit to that.
Right.
I mean, because they sell cigars, you know, there was like 20 bucks a cigar.
You're buying a $20 cigar.
You should have a $50 or half a bourbon to dip it in.
Well, I think that restaurant because, you know, I want to the one up here in Frisco.
And their bourbons are highly overpriced.
Well, he said, highly overpriced.
Which places is this?
Are we like to say?
It's a booby bar.
That's a must-have.
It's a restaurant.
A restaurant.
What's one is that?
The one you have the meal, the meal pad.
$50.
Drink that where we had we don't want to.
I'm surprised at that place.
What even happened to you?
Is that the two moms?
Yes.
There you go.
There they're list because some of the bourbons we have here, we know how much he's
cost.
Well, that's what he was saying.
It's like that whole bottle even when they said we're going to be well in whatever.
So it's a $50 bottle.
I find two hundred charges, ten bucks a drink.
Now we're going to charge you 50 bucks a dollar.
You're going to buy the whole bottle with one drink.
It's like, no, no.
And that's the thing I struggle with.
I mean, you know, nobody wants to be that cheap guy.
I'm talking about McCarthy or we're talking about, you know, some, well, you know, Jack Daniels, right?
I mean, which is good, but we're Evan Williams or yeah, probably we have Williams.
I mean, $35 for a glass, this big, right?
A tiny glass and got two shots in it.
Perfect example.
So you have Johnny Walker.
All right.
Now I'm going to tell you something.
I didn't really do this.
I did, but I didn't really do this.
Okay.
And for certain people looking, but I had a bottle of Johnny Walker blue, which was the
female head King $250.
I borrowed must got your bottle's rock sash.
That I took out when we drank over one point.
Well, I took it home,
when there was some left,
which are poured into another bottle.
Well, I bought a bottle of green and poured it into that bottle.
Took it back out there.
Everybody went, this is like the same stop.
So I went back and put a red port of red into it.
The cheapest during the walker into that same bottle and poured it and everybody went just
as crazy.
I'm like, what are you doing?
So yeah, really is there.
I actually tasted them.
I tasted them all together.
I had the green black red and the blue all the same time.
And put them on the chocolate glasses mixed them up.
And I mean, there was a little bit of difference.
Or if you blended it though, it was a different glass.
Oh, okay.
And people couldn't tell that.
And then I mixed up all the glasses and it was like, you know, was there enough to make
it worth $250 compared to 50?
We've had that debate on the bourbon side too.
There's a lot of $100 out there.
Are they better than the $50 bourbon?
Well, we have some.
We paid a hundred bucks for that blood oath out there.
All of us were just kind of men.
We have 50 other bourbons better than it.
It's interesting.
I don't know where they, I mean, it's marketing, right?
They wanted it.
They want to be in a lot of, they want to sell themselves as an elite brand, you know,
blah, blah, blah make a limited amount of it, right?
So that you can push the price up, right?
Well, a good example right now is even my particular that I represent.
And I got into it nobody would buy it.
It was $9 a bottle.
Right.
And where you went, you could buy that stuff for nine bucks for the whole kit with the
tequila and the mixture.
Okay.
Nine bucks.
Now, 29, 95 because I've wrapped it enough that people wanted it.
Right.
So now it's become a diamond, you know, if nobody wanted the diamonds, they'd be worth
crap.
They'd be worth, you know, steel prices.
So they're so supplied demand.
They're supplied demand and advertising.
Right.
So now that I've advertised the tequila, everybody's asking $30 a bottle for it, where
was nine.
Right.
6 months ago.
Oh, in six months, that's how much it's gone up.
Well, I've increased ourselves by over 1,500%.
Very nice.
So that's why I get all that stuff and be able to handle it out.
If anybody, the transfer tequila, go try it.
It's amazing.
Nice.
It's a little bit of a hassle to tequila.
The only other hassle on the market now is $150 a bottle.
Right.
Nice.
We should get into tequila.
I'd be okay with that.
I know there's some really good ones out there.
Although I'd rather get into like some rums or something.
I love around.
I was, yeah, I was on grum before, bourbon.
The problem about like, what about the stuff out there is like, when I went to my
doctor, when all my cancer stuff's going on.
And everything's happening.
And I'm like down.
And I can't do anything for six months.
You know, I gained weight because I wasn't able to even move.
I wasn't able to do anything.
My doctor actually told me he said, if you're going to drink, drink tequila.
That's the most healthy alcohol there is.
Right.
On the plant.
The least harmful.
Well, then that was my sugar.
Right.
The sugar is so much less and it's more plant-based because of the work.
I thought vodka was.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I thought vodka was the least harmful for liquor.
So sugar.
That's where vodka is like pure sugar.
Right.
Or tequila is not sugar.
It's a plant-based sugar.
It'd be like in the sense of splendour compared to sugar.
Right.
Interesting.
That is interesting.
I like tequila, actually.
I mean.
I like good tequila.
I have to be.
Through college, I had to really, really bad experience.
And that's the whole thing about my tequila.
The people don't want to drink it.
What tequila was a stigma.
Okay.
Altering.
And I got to be on some victim of that.
It's a different drug.
Yeah, I agree.
It's almost like, I want to say, not necessarily me, but I mean, I have.
But people have a tendency to be more angry.
Right.
On tequila.
It's a different kind.
Because it's exactly what the doctor said.
It's a sugar content.
And like rubbing on that, rubbing barbans and all these things, they're so sugar based
that they make your body because of the sugar happy.
Right.
Tequila's more dry and plant based.
So it basically changes the different nerve in your system.
Right.
But it's the best thing that you can have to drink healthy was.
Right.
Tequila makes your clothes fall off.
Isn't that a song?
Yeah.
It is.
Speaking of clothes falling off, have you heard of the Balenciaga?
It's under fire for an ad of kids holding teddy bears in harnesses.
Who's the wrong kind of clothes falling off, though?
Yeah.
Well, it's still a topic of discussion.
Well, the thing is, it's got a lot of practice.
Over the last week, I had never heard of this company before.
Yeah, I had neither.
I mean, just because I tell.
But it's a luxury fashion brand.
Just not for a full-size which often push the boundaries of style.
So if you go in, you see any of these runways where you have these models going down
with their hair.
There's a plastic bag.
Oh, yeah.
Just, you know, or take a little bit of a little bit of a black strap.
Yes.
On through the crotch.
Maybe through this.
So anyway, so Kim Kardashian was, she also made waves.
She was a spokesperson for them.
Yeah.
Who is?
Kim Kardashian.
The billionaire.
Well, just the billionaire.
I know.
I reflected on that when I saw her, but it skins or skins.
Some, some bra commercial came on.
And there she was advertising this.
So revolutionary bra.
So it was like this for when it's a billionaire.
So it's a bail in C. Aga shared its 20, 22 gift collection, quote unquote.
The gift collection.
It's a holiday campaign on social media started on November 16.
It was immediately met with the backlash because the campaign, which was photographed by an award-winning
National Geographic photographer Gabrielle Gallen-Burdy started children holding bags that looked like teddy bears.
And one of Gallen-Burdy's best known collections is called the Toy Stories, which is where this whole thing came from.
So that's the teddy bear.
The teddy bear is excited.
The teddy bear is the one who likes.
Well, you want me to explain it?
Yeah.
Well, let me, let me get down through this and then, because it features it.
So it features children from all over the world standing in rooms with their toys.
So Gallen-Burdy told the insider, Balanced-Liaga, Balen-Ciaga.
It's a collection from the collections for its holidays.
Let me go down here.
So Gallen-Burdy said, they wanted him to photograph kids in the same style he did for Toy Stories,
but the company wouldn't provide the objects for them to be around for a punct shoot.
So Gallen-Burdy is primarily a documentary photographer.
And for the shoot, they dressed the plush bears in a punk gear that looked like bondage.
It's not punk.
That's like bondage gear.
Totally bondage.
Well, I'm getting there.
So it's plush bears in punk gear that looked like bondage including leather harnesses and spiked colors.
Have to say exactly.
Wine glasses were also used near the children in some of the shots.
And then the social, listen to how this is spun here. This makes me discuss.
Sick. Social media users quickly condemned the shoot accusing Balanced-Ciaga of sexualizing children.
Conservatives, conservative influencers, were some of the loudest critics of the luxury brand.
Yeah, because it was all democratic, right?
For instance, a Blair White, a conservative influencer with nearly 500,000 Twitter followers tweeted,
I really poorly copped, but Balanced-Ciaga is canceled for me. I spent thousands of money on them.
And now I'm be donating by my items to the nearest homeless shelters.
All right, whatever.
So.
Joe Biden, donate to this.
So Balanced-Ciaga posted the apology for the, on the Instagram announcing and has removed the campaigns from his platform.
We sincerely apologize, Boba Blah.
Our plush bear bags should not have been featured with this child in this campaign.
But look, there's more.
So there is a book as well.
Correct.
So amid the scandal of the gift collection, quote unquote, campaign, a photo was a collaboration,
resurfaced online saying,
Persupt, so there's a, there's a, in the ad, a purse sits on the table, scattered with documents.
One of the documents on the table was part of the Supreme Courts, 2008 decision.
United States versus Williams, which upheld a lower court ruling that pandering of child pornography is not protected by the first amendment.
Well,
Do you want to be odds of that? I mean, come on, that is extremely specific for that to be in that shoe.
Which shoes?
Seriously. I mean,
What did you hear who the, their top designer was?
She left a company about 2017.
This, this lady, her posts were her very, like, satanic with babies and stuff.
What's her design?
Did there, I don't understand it.
It only, what's happening?
Evil.
It's evil.
There's a picture for her.
I really know, I have fast the explanation.
The more the more, you know, look here.
We had talked about Jones.
This is named Scott Jones, about Jones.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dr. Jones, Alex Jones.
Alex Jones, we talked about Alex Jones and how he was on some silver to private property.
And there were a bunch of politicians and super high executives that were all in this cult type,
cult type experience where they allegedly looked like they were sacrificing people and children and stuff.
Yeah.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, I'm not saying any of that's true.
All I'm saying is that that movie, I used white shirt.
But look, it's that movie.
It's a, it's like the Epstein.
There is something going on out there.
That it looked, if it was one little thing that came out.
And I said, hey, well, you with our, that's a normally, let's bullshit.
But you have the, this repeated exposure.
You have this, this topic that gets reiterated over and over.
Keep coming up.
This is absolutely deliberate.
Absolutely.
You have more like Jim Jones and then.
I'm laughing, you know.
Yeah, and kidding.
This is sick.
It's invasive.
It's pervasive and Hollywood.
It's pervasive in the elite circles.
It's a fuck evil.
It's called evil.
Yes, but the, my point is, is that.
Maybe what they're saying is true.
It starts to question you, you have to, and the fact that they're saying true is like meaning.
It's happening all over the place.
Well, I'm true.
Well, the left is accepting it.
So, the right is something.
They're trying to know what's.
Yes, and to the point where they're even teaching in schools like, oh, well, you know,
that, what are that, that the phrase where they're calling like adults that like.
Like, oh, my, I'm attracted.
I'm not attracted.
Individuals.
You're not a, I'm not a pedophile.
I just had a file.
I'm just a, what do they call them?
My, I'm attracted.
They're trying to normalize it.
They're trying to normalize everything.
No, it's, it's fucked up.
And, you know, how can you,
hmm, yeah, it's bad. This is bad.
This is bad, and it's in your face.
And nobody's saying shit about it.
Well, I, it got a lot of press this week.
Well, but they're not, it caused it.
But they're not.
But they're not really getting to the meat of it.
Right.
Which is why.
There's, if, who gives a fuck?
Yeah, where's the fire?
A fire.
And I mean, the, yeah, the bear with the punk out in the, the, the, the, the, the sexual
sexual, okay, why was those, why were those documents there?
Right.
What, what is that?
Probably trying to sneak through like an inside joke for all the other
Yeah.
He does out there.
If they're like, it's kind of like the, why?
You got a question that why?
Why?
What are you doing?
I think the, the left, the democratic party and all that kind of stuff
I'm just trying to normalize like, say normalize everything.
Leo.
But when they bring in all this stuff, they're like,
just trying to shove it down your throat and tell you,
and tell you have to accept that stuff.
It's kind of like the media will not.
It's kind of like, but fucking on Netflix and all the, the gayism's going on.
Look, I don't care if people are gay.
I accept them just the way they are.
I don't need it.
And, and every single Netflix, every single one.
But because you don't need it, you don't need to push on your,
you don't need to push on your, you don't need to push on your, you might
care for five of your old kid that's right.
That's right.
They have to figure out, are you gay right now?
Look, there's gay society is 5% of our, of our population.
And it's on 99% of our shows.
It's on, I heard, I watched the five, I think it was yesterdays.
And I think it was, give him a watch, host set it.
But he had a stat.
And he said, baby boomers, I think he said,
0.6% identified as homosexual gay.
Then the next generation, which is what?
Gen Y.
You right.
Was 2.4%.
It's correct.
Gen X, which is us, was 4% Gen Z was 5% the millennials, or whatever,
that lat-lat-lat is one is.
Yeah, 88% and jump to 20.4%.
Yeah.
I didn't buy it.
24% 20.4%.
So it went from 4% for Gen Z up to 20.4.
And they're like, because it's the social engineering,
that's going on.
Oh yeah.
So they identify as homosexual or gay.
Well, we're just one of those LGBT, alphabet people.
Okay.
So that to me is just, it's a bullshit way to get attention.
I don't know.
You don't understand what the first of that sounds for LGBT.
Let's go Brandon.
Yeah.
There you go.
So my thought about, my thought about,
well, first of all, the phenomenon of being gay.
All right.
In my opinion, is Mother Nature trying to control population.
Well, that's what it's good.
Well, I heard that discussion as well.
They're like, and it was on the radio, and they're like,
and actually it may have been on the radio,
but the guy was talking about it.
He's like, it's not sustainable as a society.
The more people that are gay means those people are not procreating.
That's right.
Yeah.
It's not natural.
So you have 5% of the population that's not appropriating.
But if all of a sudden they say, well, now it's 20%.
Oh, wow.
I mean, now we've got, they got 20% of the people not procreating.
Well, I'm fine with that.
What is that thing?
Yeah.
I mean, if you come out with those kind of statistics right there,
then you think about all the guys are going with guys,
hopefully the girls are going with the girls.
So that's my personal thing.
I mean, I think that's the way I'm talking about that.
Let's put this down for a little bit.
Let's, let's, let's, let's now.
Okay.
So we have established,
we've established that, that, that is potential.
But now we want to start differentiating between different types of races.
You know, how many, how many folks in, I mean,
if you're black, what's the percentage of gay people?
If you're white, what's the percentage of gay people?
Hispanic, et cetera.
I mean, how do those breakdown?
I mean, I mean, I would be curious about it.
I mean, I would be curious about it.
I mean, I mean, I should be in theory.
Not only that, but let's, let's take this a little step further.
How many of those are gay, but also,
um,
let's just, let's just let's try to thought.
Got the damn it.
It's that, that's the way they do that.
The gay was really good.
You brought us a great, it's point right there, though.
So you think about commercials nowadays.
You know,
Biden, no means, and I have racist,
and any means,
but you bring up commercials nowadays.
You find any commercials that don't have,
right.
They'd have only white people.
Or if the white people are in the commercials,
or the white people on the down side of it.
Like there's insurance commercials now,
that the white people's house is falling apart
and the black people have to come up and save them.
Right.
I mean,
and that's just become society now that the white people
cannot ever be on the good side of anything.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, that's fucked up. The white people are, you know,
they're all kinds of TikToks out there.
White, straight men.
We are the worst screwed people in the world.
I don't even know if I want to get this.
Yeah.
You know, it's fucked up, you know,
because they're trying to,
they're trying to normalize, they're trying to write what
trying to think of as long.
Correct.
They're trying to normalize hate towards white people.
Exactly.
That is a lie.
I mean, you got people all over,
in every college campus,
that's kind of like, you know, we, we should feel bad
because we're white.
You know, why should I feel bad because I was born white, right?
Period.
Fuck me.
And I don't understand how they're getting away with it.
It's so blatant racism.
It's blatant racism.
They're what they're saying.
They start a club and they say,
you know,
no white salaud.
Right.
Correct.
Did you say that?
blacks allowed.
Oh, the world comes apart.
Did I send you the,
the video,
the girl with the,
if you have a white friend.
Yeah.
Don't just think you can bring that person around.
They need to ask for permission because maybe some people don't want to be around their whiteness
and their white white cheating shenanigans.
Yeah, the white shenanigans.
I don't want to deal with the white shenanigans to them.
See,
and that's just teaching hate.
That's pure, that's pure hate.
And that's one thing.
I love one person that I love to watch.
Mike on YouTube,
Instagram and all that is Brandon Tatum.
He was the next cop.
He is a black guy,
but he always talks about why or why is my race doing what they're doing.
Right.
So I don't agree with anything that they're doing.
It's a bunch of crap.
here listen this little,
little,
insert your controversial opinion.
But if you have a token white and you're hanging out.
Token.
A token white.
Of color.
You need to ask permission from everybody in the group to bring your white friend.
Like don't just bring them.
Ask for explicit permission from everyone because just because you're comfortable with them.
Does it mean that everybody's comfortable with them?
I might not be in the mood to do with white shenanigans that day.
That's all I'm saying.
That is a definition of a token.
It's a ton of your ego.
Like don't let them think they're a good white person.
Don't give them that card to use against other people.
Please don't do that.
Controversial opinion.
A good white person.
You have a good white person.
What's your opinion?
With your friend group of color.
You're repeating it.
You need to ask permission from everybody.
You fall asleep.
No, I was actually looking for the bottle of forget.
I was over here.
It's gone.
It's empty.
You're not having any more.
No, remember you're saving that for me.
Yeah, picking out the bottle.
Birthday boy birthday boy.
I was going to play the birthday party.
Yeah, he's playing the birthday party.
Well, you know what?
Look here.
What I do is I have, I mean some of my best friends in the world,
you know, are different colors.
You know, are black Spanish, whatever.
I mean, I have some of the greatest friends and greatest people that I've known since I was a kid of
to now days.
But then when they said, and they said around and they told me the same thing.
They were like, why is everything so racial?
What do you get us?
What if this bitch is white?
What?
What if she's talking about black people?
She's an agent chick, right?
What if she will white?
If she was talking about black people?
Oh, my God.
She should be glorified.
I would be blown up.
I would be shut off of every.
Yeah.
If you have a black friend and you want to bring him over, make sure you get permission to bring your black friend.
That would have to go on to imagine.
Look.
It's unbelievable.
Seriously.
What?
I mean, what if this is going to be on Ask Book?
Or, you know, I mean, everything can be political.
Yeah, it's where we are headed in a very, very wrong direction when it comes to racial
relations and it's a sad, it's a sad thing.
And it's done under the guise of correcting rights of the past, of the wrongs of the past.
I mean, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
And I don't like it.
Anyway, but what are we going to do?
Why do we have the blame for it?
Right.
No, I understand.
There'd be a straight white man and we get blame for him.
Well, did you guys see the news conference between the US soccer coach and the state run
Iranian media?
I heard about it.
It's good.
And I saw a small part of it.
I read some of it.
And they were not asking sports questions at all.
That's maybe amazing.
And then it went into.
How can you be from a country that is so racist and shit like that?
Yeah.
And what do you think about black lives matter?
And this is a black.
No, this was the head coach who's a white guy.
I saw the, I think there was another one where he was one of the soccer players too, right?
Yeah.
I saw the one that he was the, I read the article about the head coach.
And he didn't bite on any of it.
And I think I don't think either on him did.
And yeah, one of the things he said was I agree sports.
Something that should bring people together.
Fans come from all around the world and you get to compete on the field as brothers.
Sports does that the ability to do that?
That's one of the things that the captain, the black captain.
Well, I think it was the goal.
They did it to the soccer coach as well.
And I think that the Iranian or Iranian, he corrected about how to speak Iran.
The Iranian, right?
Both people say Iran.
And it's Iran.
Anyway, and I think they were looking for post-abort material to get their country route up.
To say, look what the USA has just said about your country.
Right.
I think he was trying to bait them to say something negative about Iran.
Right.
Well, that didn't happen.
It didn't happen.
Do you know Iran's in some trouble right now, man?
I mean, they're protesting.
They're probably, this is probably the biggest and most extended protest they've had since.
Yeah.
I really became a theocracy.
I heard that the soccer team was threatened by the government.
That if you do not behave yourself during the national before the game.
Before the game.
We will imprison you and kill your family.
Yeah, your family.
They threatened their family.
And the reason why is because they refused in a prior game.
They had refused to sing their national anthem in solidarity with the protesters.
And on top of that, they did something else.
They took off the Islamic symbol on the side.
That was the US soccer association.
And they did it.
They don't know how why that happened.
But it was a quickly replaced, but they basically were supporting the protest.
And then, yes, that Iranian government said,
Well, it wasn't that they were like, cave lag they were trying to wait.
Where on them or something like that.
And then they said, well, uh, everybody, you know, we kill those people.
So you can't wear that.
Well, the guitar said that.
But the, but if you watch the footage of them and when they're doing the national anthem,
when they did the Iranian one, the look on the player's faces was of disgust basically.
Right.
And they were voicing it, singing it or whatever.
Um, but they, but the look on their face was like, you could tell they didn't want to do it.
Right.
Oh, you mean after they were threatened after they were threatened.
Yeah, after they were threatened.
Yeah, they literally said they were going to imprison or kill or tortured their families.
Right.
So the most note worthy statement that queer robes,
who, uh, cue you e i, is just the.
Pirates American.
I believe that's the soccer player.
That's the Ron.
Pardon?
Football.
Yeah.
So the most note, no, where the statement that queer,
Quarros was made was a suggestion that he believed that Ron squad wants qualifications to,
the knockout stage more than the United States for us Iran in this case,
to be in the second round knockout stage will be the first time in six months.
So it is motivation that is probably stronger than the United States because they did that in 1994.
So for us, it's more special than them.
That was, that's, I believe that's the black guy.
That was in the, right.
He was trying to say that their motivation is better.
That's a stronger motivation, right?
Well, was it?
Yeah.
All right.
She, you guys live for that ship.
What does, what does, he was, sounds does in fucks up.
Even Austa was out.
He was like immediately killing me.
Oh, dear.
You, you, you.
Yeah.
So I watched the game actually.
I, I watched the second half.
I watched the second half.
I recorded the, because I was on phone calls.
I found a set down watch.
I didn't forget.
I don't give a fuck.
And I sold the score.
The score is right before the halftime.
And the guy gets completely nailed in the nuts.
Yeah, when he immediately took the house.
Yeah, he made a play.
No, he said he wants to, but he was confused.
He was, he scored on that play.
He scored, but he, when he was, he was flying to the air.
And the goal is knee.
Went right into his junk.
Yes.
And he scored.
And then he laid there on the ground.
And then they, they play with 10 guys for a couple.
And then he went back in there for a little while.
Did he?
Yeah.
Oh, because I heard that through, to halftime, he played the halftime.
Okay.
And then they saw.
And then he went to the hospital.
And because there's a picture of him in the hospital when they won the game.
He's got his, they have a picture of him in from the hospital bed with his hand out.
Right.
I want to see it.
I don't really, but it would be curious, you know, what exactly happened.
You got racked.
And he had racked his ice diaper on.
He, he would fly into the air to take a ball.
And the, and the goalie was coming this way.
And he just, they collided right in the goal right into it.
Yeah.
When I saw the play, it looked, we like, we were off side.
It looked like, it was close.
It was close.
I was like, wow.
It was off side.
It was close.
Yeah.
Well, they had an angle.
They had an automatic tool.
Because we scored another goal where it was so close.
And they're like, yeah, there's an automatic.
I call them off sides.
And as I get this is new automatic.
Off sides indicator.
And then they call it off sides.
Like a little laser.
I guess.
I don't know.
Or do the players wear something maybe?
I don't think it's a laser.
I don't know.
But I watched, I watched the second half.
And it's like 15 people.
They're still in the last 10 minutes of the game.
High stress.
Because I ran was just hammering.
Doing everything they could to get a score.
Right.
I was close ones.
I won't point the USA score.
It was right before the half time.
Okay.
It was basically a minute or two.
Yeah, it was like defense.
And then the last 10 minutes.
And there was one where the ball went through the goalys feet.
But it was going slow.
And a guy came up behind it.
There's going right for the goal.
And somebody kicked it out.
And kicked it out.
Yeah.
What's the current status of, um, they made the round of 16.
Yeah.
We made it to the top round.
Yeah.
What about a ran?
No, they're out.
They got bounced.
So from what I believe I think I know is that every game you play, you score X minor points,
not for the game, but you acquire certain points in the tournament.
Right.
And then goes for as well.
I think if you score a bunch of goals, you get more points.
It's pool play at first.
Everybody's in different pools, like different divisions.
And then you have to get a certain amount of points to advance to the knockout round.
Like the, the, the, the top two point getters, right?
Right.
So that's how they set the bracket is whoever makes it out of their pool play.
Right.
And it's hard to make it out of the pool play.
They said group B was one of it.
Not the toughest ones to get through.
Right.
So, so we made it out of pool play.
Yeah.
And they were in like,
It's a elimination now.
If you lose your out.
Wow.
And how many teams are in that?
16 16 16 16 16 16.
So it looks just like March madness now.
Now it's now it's the real deal.
Yeah.
So if you lose your out, if you win, you go to the next one.
And when do we play?
Saturday at 9 a.m. against the, the, the,
We've got to see it.
We've got to watch that.
Let's get together and watch it.
Have we fun?
Do shots.
Yes.
With a tequila.
Oh, I'm like with a tequila.
Tequila.
Oh, yeah.
That was the second round.
Yeah.
Well, I, I've, I've, I've played soccer for 10 years as a kid.
And, and I don't watch much on TV.
But 10 years.
I did something something about World Cup though.
And those last 10 minutes, I was stressed.
It was high.
It's exciting.
Because it was, it was, it was one time after another.
Iran was just going forward.
And if we would have tied, we would have made it.
Well, World Cup soccer, even though it can be zero to zero,
the whole damn game, it's still exciting.
It is World Cup is World Cup is.
So.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to it.
Sorry, morning.
I got to remember.
I got to put a freaking reminder, because I, I wanted to watch the game.
And I forgot.
We got to remember it's not soccer.
Yeah, the DVR.
Football.
I'm a pro at.
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