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Was that what it was at?

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That's terrible.

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Mr. Flatulence over here.

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I can only hope that that was recorded.

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That was not recorded.

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I'm sure it was.

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I'm going to add it.

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Because I don't do that live on air.

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Well, speaking of live on air, we've got lots of fun.

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I was going to bring up some of the technical difficulties we're doing tonight, but who

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cares?

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You guys don't know about that stuff that's behind the curtains.

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It's all positivity tonight.

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Now, if we went live every night and we're 45 minutes late, then they'd know.

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Somebody's getting fired.

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Yeah.

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Our listeners would be violent.

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It's November 15th.

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It's a Dudes Like Us moment.

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I'm Sean.

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I am Paul.

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And I am Jeff.

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And we can turn down the music a little bit because we've got that little static thing

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going on.

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All right.

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Well, look, it's the Ides of November.

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We've got Thanksgiving next week, right?

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It is next week.

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That is next week, next Thursday.

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Everything's coming around.

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We've got Christmas music.

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You can tone out that music, bro.

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We've got, oh my God, we've got Christmas music playing on the local radio stations

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now.

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Oh, they are?

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Why hasn't it been out there?

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They started up several weeks ago.

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Really?

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I just thought it was just November 1st.

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Oh, I guess that is several weeks ago.

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I listened to a lot of the Sirius.

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I don't know.

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I listened to a lot of the Sirius XM and they changed one of the channels to a country Christmas.

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One that we typically listen to, it changed to Christmas music back in September.

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Well, I enjoy it.

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I'm embracing it.

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Or I'm sorry, not September.

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I just, you know, maybe just a couple days early.

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I don't know.

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I opened up my Amazon app and I was trying to pick a genre and yeah, I had to scroll

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through a bunch of Christmas.

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I was like, I'm not ready.

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I'm not ready for that.

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I'm ready.

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So you picked dudes like us?

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I picked love songs, the 100.

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La Bamba?

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No, I'm ready.

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I'm totally embracing the whole thing and I'm going to enjoy every Christmas day from

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now until January 5th until we have to go back to all holiday.

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Are you going to take some time off this year?

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Who knows?

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We'll see what happens.

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I haven't taken any time off.

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The time I take is literally going to be the time I literally take.

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I'm taking it.

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I don't care.

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You know, you should.

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You work.

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I don't think you worked that day.

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Everyone worked around that day.

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Everyone deserves to take time off.

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You take time to recharge.

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I do.

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Recharging is huge.

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People should recharge.

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People should, you know, take the time to do those types of things.

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People should take the time to follow directions.

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People should take the time to learn about these little indicators in life that are imposed

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on you that help you through life.

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Because one of the things that we were chatting about, Jeff was kind of like, oh, don't be

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lazy going through the drive-through.

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You're lazy.

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No, it's about the quality of life.

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Why do you sound 85 in that impersonation?

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You sound like an old man.

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It's about the quality of life.

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And part of having that quality of life being enhanced is when you're driving your car and

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you got these little lights that come off and on, like the check engine light and the,

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oh, I've got a little right turn signal.

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It's like blink, blink, blink, blink, blink.

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It even makes a noise.

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Mine goes fast.

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Hey, let's go.

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You probably have a light bulb out.

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No, I don't.

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You mean like in my car or?

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I rented a vehicle this weekend.

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And every time I rent a vehicle, it's always something new.

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All right.

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It's always something new, meaning there's always different cool things to see.

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I rented a Buick Enclave.

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And it was nice outside of this.

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It was very nice outside of this.

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But there is a glitch.

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There is a glitch.

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And I found out the hard way.

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was saying it was a glitch.

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Did you Google it?

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But I wasn't certain it was.

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So here's my thought.

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So I traveled to Arkansas from Frisco, Texas, and it says I have 452 miles to travel.

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So I leave Frisco.

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I get almost to Arkansas and it says I have 452 miles left.

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And I'm like, well, that's not right.

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Something's wrong.

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Well, let's believe it anyway.

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No, no.

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Am I driving an EV?

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I just haven't kicked in with a combustion engine yet.

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Maybe you're running on water.

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Whatever.

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Whatever, whatever.

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So I stop off.

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No, I stop off.

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I turn the car off.

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I turn it back on.

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And it kind of recalibrates and things happen.

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And then I continue my venture down to Hughes Springs and then continue to Longview.

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And then I head home.

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And it said you had 4,800 miles left?

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Well, what it said is, hey, dude, it's time for you to get some gas.

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You got like 50 miles time.

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And you're like, oh, well, thanks for the warning.

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And I will casually and leisurely find my way to a gas station.

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That's exactly what I said.

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Within 50 miles.

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Within 50 miles.

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So I went up right immediately.

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And I hit the little Google button.

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And I said, hey, Google, how close is the nearest Buc-E's?

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52 miles.

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Close, though.

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Oh.

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And it was just outside.

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And I was like, oh, that's not going to work.

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Not going to work.

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You don't want to walk those last three miles.

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Cannot make that.

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Because you know, usually when it says 50 something miles, it probably has a little

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bit more.

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Just a little bit more.

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So I'm like, all right, well, I need gas now.

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Then I'm just going to get gas and move on because I'm not going to fuck around with

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As soon as I said that, the car turned off.

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So you were just coasting down the highway?

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Not even coasting.

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I'm coming to a fast.

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It's engaged in a gear.

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So it's not coasting.

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It's now in drive.

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And it's slowing down.

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And I'm like, oh, shit.

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I'm trying to get my bearings.

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And I'm kind of like, and plus it's electronic.

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It's not like I have a manual shift where I can move it from drive to neutral.

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It's electronic.

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I hit a button to hit to neutral.

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So it's just like, I don't know.

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So you put your blinker on.

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I'm getting acclimated with it real quick.

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I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, emergency scenario.

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I finally hit neutral.

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And I'm coasting.

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And I'm like, all right, well, cool.

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I'm going to get as far as I can.

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Well, that was another 18 feet.

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All of a sudden you start to go up an incline.

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So you started rolling backwards.

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I end up cruising a little bit further.

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I don't know how far.

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Probably a mile-ish.

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Maybe not.

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So not much traffic on the road at this point.

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No.

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So I cut over immediately.

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Hold on.

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The car was off.

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And you were in neutral.

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I'm in neutral.

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And just going as far as you can.

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I'm going as far as I can to just, you know.

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Do you have Armstrong steering?

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No, it was easy.

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So you still had power steering.

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This was like Shania Earhart.

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I don't know what that means.

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We found him, though.

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So here's the deal.

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So I pull over.

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And I'm like, well, fuck.

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Shania.

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This thing just told me I had like 50 miles.

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Amelia, Shania.

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And I'm thinking, well, maybe something's wrong.

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Maybe I just need to restart it.

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And I'm going to catch up and just go right out there.

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Maybe something really positive is going to happen.

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So it did not happen.

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So was it a push start?

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Yeah, it is a push start.

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So my question is, usually you get a really good feeling when you turn that key.

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So when you car or when you have a push start, does it do that?

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Or does it just go?

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No, you push it once.

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And it sits there and goes all by itself until it starts.

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Or it says, hey, buddy, we're not starting.

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I'm sorry, gentlemen.

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How did that go again?

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No, no, they were very similar.

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So I think you might be driving the same car.

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I think UX, yes.

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I actually managed to get it started for just a few, for maybe five or 10 seconds.

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And I tried to do that on purpose to try to get a little further off the road because

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it was on the side of the road.

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I just wanted a little bit more space so that I could, you know, I didn't want to get hit.

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You know, essentially.

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So I call up I look on Google and I'm like, all right, well, let's let's look for the

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roadside assistance.

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You have AAA.

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I rented a car, so they've got stuff.

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OK, so I call up folks and it's a rental.

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It is.

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So the rental should have had a they do.

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So I call up folks.

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So like 10 minutes later, they said, oh, well, we should be there within 45 minutes or we'll

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actually we'll call you shortly.

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You should get an update every 15 minutes until we figure something out.

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That's great service.

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All right.

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So, yeah, what happened about 45 minutes later?

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I called because I never got not 45, but I called about 30 minutes later because I didn't

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get my 15 minute increment update.

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And they were like, yeah, it's been sent to dispatch and they're currently looking for

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someone to go and take care of you, refuel you.

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Because you're in the middle of nowhere, right?

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Were you really in the middle of nowhere?

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Van, Texas.

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Yeah, but you're you had coverage on your phone.

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It wasn't like you were.

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Well, you know, they've got a lot of coverage everywhere on the planet.

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Doesn't mean that there's people around.

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I guess that's true.

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So I'm in Texas.

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It doesn't equate people.

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I guess that's true.

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00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:23,480
I'm about a mile and a half.

269
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,120
West of South Oak Street, to be exact.

270
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,120
Yeah.

271
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,120
And is that the TV downstairs?

272
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,120
She knows my wife on the phone.

273
00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:38,560
Oh, so we're about a mile and a half west of on 20.

274
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And you know, so I call these folks up and I'm like, you know, they're well, it's going

275
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,720
to be three hours now.

276
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,720
I'm like, all right, well, three hours.

277
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,720
Yeah.

278
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,480
How did they go from 45 minutes to three hours?

279
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,480
That's what I'm saying.

280
00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,120
45 minutes later, by the way.

281
00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,240
Yeah, 45 minutes later.

282
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,520
So now I'm kind of like, is that a well, what's going on with that?

283
00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,640
I was like, well, they were just like, dude, we're we know we've got a lot of people on

284
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:04,680
the side of the road and we're busy, you know, and that's just what's going on right now.

285
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,680
Sorry.

286
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,960
I don't see anyone else.

287
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,200
Next time, watch your fucking gas meter.

288
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,800
So you know, I'm like, well, fuck it, man.

289
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,400
You know, I'm waiting for them to call me.

290
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,320
So I just like I make a business decision.

291
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,360
I'm like, dude, it's it's it was nine thirty when I got pulled over.

292
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,360
Now it's 10.

293
00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,360
Yeah.

294
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,360
It's like, it's like a nine to nine.

295
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,360
And I'm like, all right.

296
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,680
It's going to be one o'clock by the time they get out here.

297
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,920
Yeah, I'm doing it.

298
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,080
I mean, I saw a gas station.

299
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:36,760
It was not that far up the street, you know, and I just had to coast an extra mile.

300
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,120
So these your survival skills are so you had to go back.

301
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,560
Yeah, went back.

302
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:46,240
So I took my gun out, put it in my little satchel, put my satchel around my neck.

303
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,640
And of course, I've got all these accoutrements for stuff just like that.

304
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,960
Like I'm a little flashing flashlight was like a strobe like.

305
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,960
So I clip it.

306
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,920
Did you lube your crotch?

307
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920
Chaff?

308
00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920
No.

309
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,600
Oh, is that part of your emergency kit?

310
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,600
Yeah, he's got that.

311
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,000
The accoutrements that have the lubing.

312
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,040
I usually carry cornstarch for those emergency moments.

313
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,240
Like on the side of the road, we like dusting your nuts.

314
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,360
Oh, dude, I was like I was like Charlie Brown, the pig pen.

315
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,360
You know, I was just the car.

316
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:21,400
I was like, I see some guy and so again, this is the emergency mode we're talking about

317
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,400
here.

318
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,400
Right.

319
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,400
OK, despite the fact that it was not hot outside, you know what?

320
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,000
It was like 60 degrees, something like that.

321
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000
It was comfortable.

322
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,400
So I start humping it all the way to the gas station and run.

323
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,000
It's a very brisk.

324
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000
It's a brisk walk.

325
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
All right.

326
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
I just speedwalk.

327
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
I'm walking.

328
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
I'm humping it.

329
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,260
I mean, I worked so hard.

330
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,960
My butt cheeks were sore for two days.

331
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:45,960
That's how hard I was.

332
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,000
I was there for about 40 yards.

333
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,560
Man, I get to the gas station and you know, red.

334
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,240
I was totally red.

335
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,240
I was totally red.

336
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,480
I'm looking for I'm looking for a defibrillator.

337
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,720
You know, I'm just I'm almost about to die.

338
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,040
And I want to ask, there's like there was a slight lady there and I just I want to ask

339
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,760
like, can you please drive me down here?

340
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,520
But I was just like, no, look at me.

341
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,680
I'm a fucking wreck.

342
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,960
I'm red in the face.

343
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,240
She doesn't know who I am.

344
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,240
I'm dressed.

345
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,240
Well, whatever.

346
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,360
I'm like a barnyard animal at this point.

347
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,540
And there's a cloud of dust coming out of your pants.

348
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:24,560
So I go inside and I saw him dusting his street.

349
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,560
I'm not picking up.

350
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,000
She's like, yeah, I totally saw his pants were down.

351
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,720
He's like, I have no idea what was going on.

352
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,720
Seriously weird about this.

353
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,120
Really flashed as the headlights flash.

354
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,120
Oh, yeah.

355
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,120
Yeah.

356
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,120
I think he had music.

357
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,120
He was dancing.

358
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,520
I saw a strobe light going off.

359
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,680
You know, this is like Jeffrey Dahmer.

360
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:47,760
I get into the gas station and I immediately say, you have gas tanks?

361
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,240
And she points over there.

362
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,520
I grab up a five gallon gas tank and I'm just kind of like, huh.

363
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,520
Yeah.

364
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,640
Well, in retrospect, yes, it was.

365
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,200
So I think it can hold five gallons.

366
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,200
Yeah.

367
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,200
Five gallons.

368
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,200
How much weight?

369
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,200
I didn't realize.

370
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,920
80 pounds per gallon.

371
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:04,920
So what is that?

372
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,400
Well, it's like 400 pounds.

373
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,400
Go ahead.

374
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,400
So I fill up the.

375
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,400
He has been working out.

376
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:15,000
So the five gallon gas tank and I fill it up.

377
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,200
You know, I pay first of all, pay thirty nine dollars for that gas tank.

378
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200
All right.

379
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,200
Total fuck.

380
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,000
They always screw you on the gas.

381
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,480
You know, they can.

382
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,840
Just like fuck.

383
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840
All right.

384
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,840
For sure.

385
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,840
Talking about.

386
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,840
They always screw you.

387
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,680
So, you know, I fill it up and then I start I start walking back.

388
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,000
OK, you know, it just it just seems like forever.

389
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,500
You know how it is when you're walking back, you know, the tail and you just keep moving.

390
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,500
This thing is heavy.

391
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,500
Yeah.

392
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,500
100 pounds.

393
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,500
Yeah.

394
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,760
Swap an arm to swap and swap and arms.

395
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:51,240
And then eventually, eventually I get kind of smart and I take my satchel and I disconnect

396
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,040
it and I hook it through the loop of the five gallon buck.

397
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,320
The guy on your back now.

398
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,360
And now I'm here and slosh, slosh, slosh.

399
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,360
And I'm thinking, is that coming all over?

400
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,660
Is that on my back?

401
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,660
What's going on here?

402
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,400
So, you know, no, really, I thought it was, you know, I didn't smell it, though.

403
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,680
So I just I just kept going.

404
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,520
And then eventually my thing broke, so I was like, Motherfucker.

405
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,840
So I had a broken the little little little clip.

406
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,280
So the thing just came crashing to the ground.

407
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,720
Oh, man, it was just, you know, but it didn't shatter anything.

408
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,160
I mean, split open and broke everywhere.

409
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,160
Just my pride.

410
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,160
I've been there.

411
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:30,920
So I see the I've been saturated gasoline before and I see the very, very far distant

412
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:35,440
these blinking lights from my hazards, you know, and I'm like, oh, this is a battery

413
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,720
work ever.

414
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,060
Well, I was hoping it wouldn't work too good.

415
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:44,480
So to not be able to start the fucking car after I fill up the gas, that was my concern.

416
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,480
Yeah.

417
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,480
So you're trying to hustle.

418
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,880
Oh, dude, I'm still I'm thinking the battery is going to run down in flight mode.

419
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,160
Dude, I'm still in flight mode.

420
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,160
I'm ready.

421
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,720
I'm hauling ass at this point.

422
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,320
Did you buy any jerky or anything like to sustain you?

423
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
I didn't.

424
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320
I had a granola bar.

425
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320
I had a water bottle.

426
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,320
I know it's a bottle and a half.

427
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,320
He had emergency supplies.

428
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:08,800
You could have like a tent up right there and like halfway.

429
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,800
He had a can of sardines.

430
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,800
Yeah.

431
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,440
So, you know, I get to the car and I'm like, thank God.

432
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,320
And I just take a moment and I'm saved.

433
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,320
I'm sweating.

434
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,320
You're saved.

435
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,320
I'm sweating.

436
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,320
I'm like, this is I've got this now.

437
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,320
You did it.

438
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,320
You survived.

439
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,960
So, you know, I take off the satchel, I put the car.

440
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,320
I'm getting a little cocky at this moment.

441
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,320
Yeah.

442
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,720
I walked a hundred seventy seven miles.

443
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,720
Yeah.

444
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,200
Well, it was about three miles, a little bit more than a round trip.

445
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,960
But you know, I call up the roadside assistant people and I was kind of like rude.

446
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,720
I was like, you know, you know, just whatever.

447
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,720
I was bitter.

448
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,000
So I was like, I saw my own problem.

449
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
I did.

450
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,640
I was like, look, it's not so much that you, you know, it's just that you could have just

451
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,640
told me the truth.

452
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,520
You could have just just told me the truth.

453
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,520
Like no more lies.

454
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,520
Yeah.

455
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,600
So I said, thank you, but I'm good now.

456
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,440
I went and walked the distance and came back and now I'm good.

457
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,200
So I hang up and I'm like feeling accomplished.

458
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,520
You know, they were just like, I just got up, hung up with an asshole.

459
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,520
Yeah.

460
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,520
Yeah.

461
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520
Yeah.

462
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,520
Right his number down.

463
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,520
And they're like, I hope I hope something doesn't go well.

464
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,520
Yeah.

465
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:25,640
So I grabbed the gas can and, you know, and those gas things are kind of complicated sometimes.

466
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,200
I mean, I don't know if last time you got, I don't know why they're stupid like you got

467
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,920
to like push down on the sheath to be able to.

468
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,920
Yeah.

469
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:32,920
I think it has to do with vapors.

470
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,560
They don't want the vapors to escape.

471
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,840
So they made them all environmentally green.

472
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,840
I take this.

473
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:45,920
Uh, I put it into the gas Buick, the Buick, uh, you know, the gas tank, the little lid.

474
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,920
There's no lid.

475
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,880
So I just take it and, uh, I poke it in there as far as it'll go.

476
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,120
And it's really stubby too.

477
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,480
And then all of a sudden it's not fucking working.

478
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,480
Gas isn't going in there.

479
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,480
I'm not understanding what's going on.

480
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,480
What the fuck?

481
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,320
And so I jam it a little harder because now I'm in a plus I'm tired.

482
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,200
You might, I just walked in, not just watch.

483
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200
Oh yeah.

484
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:11,520
I carried three cases of soda, you know, essentially, you know, a mile and a half, two miles back

485
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,520
to the legs are shaking my arms.

486
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,720
My arms isn't so much my legs.

487
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,720
It's my arms.

488
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:21,460
So I'm picking this thing up and I'm just, I'm my arms are, I mean, it was bad.

489
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:25,960
So it turns out, um, and then at that time I called the police and I was like, Hey, look,

490
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,000
I'm one of these guys that needs help.

491
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
I'm retarded.

492
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,400
I'm not saying I'm going to have a, I'm not saying I'm retarded.

493
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,640
I'm not saying I'm going to have a heart attack.

494
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,600
All I'm saying is that if you have a courtesy car that could just swing by and just kind

495
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:43,160
of take a look and see what I'm doing, we have a code 41, we have a code 41 special

496
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,600
needs special needs person on the side of the road.

497
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,600
Yeah.

498
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,720
A little Darwinism going on here.

499
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,080
I'm not really sure what's going on.

500
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,080
So I'm at risk to himself and others.

501
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,480
I'm reading the directions and it even says on the bottom of the directions.

502
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,480
Here's the YouTube link.

503
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,160
You can go see how this works.

504
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,080
And so that they, you know, you go to that YouTube link and they're kind of like, Oh,

505
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,880
this is used as a design for some, this design for lawnmowers and chainsaws.

506
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,880
Hold on.

507
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:11,480
You went to YouTube to find out how to put a gas can into your car.

508
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,280
You must have been desperate.

509
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280
I'm waiting for it.

510
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,880
Cause I can promise you, you would have mocked me.

511
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:22,800
But it said on the gas tank, it gave you the link to the YouTube thing.

512
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,440
So it's not just me.

513
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,440
Apparently it's complicated.

514
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,440
Why there's a link there.

515
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,440
They made it so complicated.

516
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,240
I mean, we need to explain a gas can.

517
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,240
Good God.

518
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,640
And you know, when you're using this thing, you're usually in like a really pissed off

519
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:40,720
situation and you're already like fatigued, apparently fatigued and just wrecked.

520
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:46,320
And they just, you get the little freaking sticks out, you dump it in there.

521
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,320
It's done.

522
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,320
Fuck.

523
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,320
I see.

524
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,480
So at least you had power and you could watch the YouTube video.

525
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,480
So how'd that work?

526
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,200
And you know, so it worked out fine, full surround sound.

527
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,240
So you know, but at this time you got to also know I'm covered with gasoline.

528
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,560
Oh, it spilled all over you.

529
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,560
Yeah.

530
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:06,400
Because I was, I was jamming it in the hole and gas was coming out of the gas tank, but

531
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,200
not going into the car and going onto you.

532
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,280
It's going on everything.

533
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:17,320
And so I just stopped what I'm doing and the cops were allegedly on their way and I called

534
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,200
them back and I was like, Hey, so it's been 25 minutes.

535
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,920
I'm not rushing you.

536
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:31,960
I'm not rushing you, but you know, but we're, you know, how about how long?

537
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,220
So they never showed up.

538
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,800
You managed to resolve the situation before they showed up.

539
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:43,640
Well what happened is there was a roadside assistance that was driving by and just wanted

540
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,440
to see what was going on.

541
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,440
And so this, a good Samaritan roadside assistance.

542
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:53,520
Yeah, this guy gets paid by the state and his job, that's what his job is.

543
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,200
It's not part of that service that you call up.

544
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,920
He's just in one of these pickup trucks you see with the yellow lights on it.

545
00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,920
Very nice.

546
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,920
Yeah.

547
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,200
So he swings by and he's like, Hey, big, big black guy.

548
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,080
He comes out and he's like, Hey, what's going on?

549
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,200
And I'm like, so I explained to him, I got this, I got that.

550
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
No, no, no.

551
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Give me, I'll give you the reality.

552
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,200
I'm so tired.

553
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,200
I just want my daddy.

554
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,200
Please help me.

555
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
Okay.

556
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
Now keep going.

557
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,640
Well, I think inside that's exactly what it was.

558
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,640
Did he give you a big hug?

559
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,000
He's like, come here, bring it in.

560
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
I was mad.

561
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I was distraught.

562
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,720
There was a lot of emotion going on and he saw, I look at him and he was just like, he

563
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,800
was like, you need one, you need an extension.

564
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,800
Yeah.

565
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,000
And we've all heard that.

566
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,040
Those aren't, those aren't the, that's not the, it's not, these cars should come

567
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,800
with an extension that fits into the gas tank.

568
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:53,640
So he says, if you look in next to the, the spare tire, like in the car, that in the,

569
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,480
in this car, there should be a, something that sticks in there.

570
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,560
Something tells me this guy knows what he's talking about.

571
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,560
Yeah.

572
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:06,400
So we go, we both go into the car and we look and there's a little bag and sure enough,

573
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:11,120
it wasn't there, but it was in the inventory of stuff that is so it should have been there.

574
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,120
So someone stole it essentially.

575
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,400
Well, somebody used it and threw it away.

576
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,400
Yeah.

577
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,400
Whatever.

578
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400
So he had one.

579
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,480
So somebody, somebody rented this exact car and had this exact problem.

580
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,480
Yeah.

581
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480
Probably.

582
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480
Yeah.

583
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,480
That's a hundred percent what happened.

584
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,480
And he threw it away because he's like, yeah, he's angry.

585
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,480
Suck it.

586
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,480
Yeah.

587
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,480
Yeah.

588
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,800
I'm not going to be the only one that gets screwed by this car.

589
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,200
So the, the roadside assistance guy had the extension.

590
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,320
He filled up the car.

591
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,400
I zelled him $50 in cash.

592
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,400
For what?

593
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,400
Just to be nice?

594
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,200
Just if he didn't show up, you'd still be out there.

595
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,200
Who knows?

596
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,360
But they usually don't, I mean, they don't take tips.

597
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360
Like this is their job.

598
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360
He did.

599
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,360
Oh, oh really?

600
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:56,360
He had business cards and I'm sure they weren't official, but you know, you got to imagine

601
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,800
when you're out in the middle of nowhere and you need help, people are like, hell yeah.

602
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,920
Because they wanted $170.

603
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,920
I would, I would accept it too.

604
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,520
$170 to have them come out and bring fuel.

605
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,520
Oh wow.

606
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,960
And it's not covered by insurance?

607
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
The car insurance?

608
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,960
The car insurance or any of that stuff?

609
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,520
When you turn the car in, did you be like, this piece of shit car?

610
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,520
I told them.

611
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,640
Dude, dude, first off, you're in a, you're on a company business.

612
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640
Yeah.

613
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,080
Company business, renting a car for company business.

614
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,560
All of this would have been totally covered by the, your company.

615
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,960
But it should, and I may have a conversation with them about it, but part of me is a little

616
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,520
embarrassed, but here's the deal.

617
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,840
Up to this point, I was second guessing myself.

618
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:41,400
I was thinking, man, you know, I probably, I was listening to dudes, honestly, I was

619
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,000
listening to Dudes Like Us podcast.

620
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
And it dumbed you down.

621
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,200
And I was thinking, well, maybe, maybe I just drove an extra 20 minutes and didn't realize

622
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200
it.

623
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200
So I started second guessing myself.

624
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,200
That much.

625
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,240
Well, yeah, when you listen to this podcast, you become totally engrossed.

626
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,240
We were listening to-

627
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,200
I mean, it's educational, it's inspirational.

628
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:04,040
We were listening to Selena Elias-Tinos and we were talking about how, you know, she smelled

629
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,200
so bad the night that we took the photos because she just got done with her concert.

630
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:13,240
Anyways, so we fill up, we fill up the gas tank.

631
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,400
Well, if you were up to date with the podcast, you know.

632
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,520
Oh, I'm about two and a half years behind.

633
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:22,720
So we, so I go to the next gas station, fill up, head down to home and-

634
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,000
Did you stop at Bucky's?

635
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,660
Get a brisket sandwich.

636
00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,160
And you were like, pig pant.

637
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,520
I don't think all these people were moving away from him because he's just a cloud of

638
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,520
gasoline.

639
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,040
You know, I did go to Bucky's.

640
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,040
Really?

641
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,040
Yeah, I did go.

642
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,200
God, that must have been awful for the people around you.

643
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,200
No, I don't remember.

644
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,240
I mean, I was more concerned about the gas smell coming from me than anything.

645
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240
That's what I'm saying.

646
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,240
Yeah, I did go to Bucky's.

647
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,000
I absolutely did because I remember I went in the bathroom and I basically bathed in

648
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
the sink.

649
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Took a whore's bath?

650
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Yeah.

651
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Wow.

652
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Basically.

653
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Hey, we don't say that word on this podcast.

654
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
No, we say everything else but whore.

655
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Yeah.

656
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
We're fucking whore.

657
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Yeah.

658
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Slut bath.

659
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
God bless.

660
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,640
So, the next day, I fill up.

661
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:17,560
Then I go home and I take the car back on the way to the, God bless it, the Hertz rental

662
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,560
place.

663
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,560
Yeah, the rental place.

664
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,560
Did you just throw the keys at him?

665
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,560
I was just about to say that.

666
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,480
Hey, you know that Buick you rented me?

667
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,480
Fuck it.

668
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,160
So, but here's what happened.

669
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,560
So, I shared with them.

670
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560
Well, hold on.

671
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,560
So, I'm driving there.

672
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,320
I fill up the gas tank again because I think it had a, you know, $13 worth of gas.

673
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,320
Right.

674
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,320
So, you're filling up every 30 miles.

675
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,960
But I noticed that when I looked at the gas tank, it was like full and it said it was

676
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,640
over the full mark.

677
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,640
Ah.

678
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,200
So, I'm like, this is bullshit.

679
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,920
That's when I knew 100% something was wrong.

680
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,600
That fucking thing is wrong.

681
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,600
That's crap.

682
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,600
It is crap.

683
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,600
That's not cool.

684
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,640
So, it fucked me out of a bunch of stuff and I will refer to the Hertz folks to this podcast

685
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,680
to get more information.

686
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,680
That could be lawsuit kind of stuff, don't you think?

687
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,240
I mean, not necessarily against the, you know, Hertz, but a Buick.

688
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,240
Yeah.

689
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,240
A Buick Enclave.

690
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,040
I mean, if somebody runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere and they end up getting

691
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,080
like, you know, killed or something or.

692
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,080
Remolded.

693
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,080
Dying.

694
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,080
Yeah, getting eaten by a bear.

695
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,760
Oh, that was one of my fears too, man.

696
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:21,760
Because there was a.

697
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,760
Bears are everywhere where you were.

698
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:28,200
There's bears, but seriously, I was walking and I was hearing all kinds of shit.

699
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,120
Oh, like Pee Wee Herman.

700
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,120
Like coyotes.

701
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,360
Remember that scene in Pee Wee Herman when he hears all those things and it's complete

702
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:40,800
back dark and he turns on the flashlight and there's like 6,000 animals around him and

703
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,560
he's like, ah!

704
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,600
That is one of the funniest scenes of a movie, even though I'm ashamed to say that I ever

705
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,600
watched that movie.

706
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
But anyway.

707
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,600
All right.

708
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,600
So, yeah.

709
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,600
So, you could have been mauled to death.

710
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,600
You know what?

711
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,160
The whole thing I walk away from, I was just like, well, you know, the moral of the story

712
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,160
is a learning lesson.

713
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,160
Yeah.

714
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160
You know, I should have got gas.

715
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,160
The moral of the story is don't ever rent Buicks.

716
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,360
Check all your kutriments before you leave.

717
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360
Yeah, exactly.

718
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360
And the stem.

719
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360
I'm a little.

720
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,360
Have your extension with you.

721
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360
It's a double edged sword.

722
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:12,920
So, yeah, I should have probably filled up, but there wasn't that much.

723
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,480
I mean, you have these warnings set in place on purpose.

724
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,480
Oh, dude.

725
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,480
You know what I mean?

726
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,480
All of us have done that.

727
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,880
And the car goes ding ding, you know, 50 miles.

728
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880
Right.

729
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,760
And then you start to count down and you see a gas station.

730
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,760
You're like, oh, there'll be more.

731
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,760
There'll be more.

732
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,760
And there's another one.

733
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,760
Oh, there'll be more.

734
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,760
That one was that was on the other side.

735
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:35,800
I'm going to keep going until it starts getting really if you're like, oh, it's a really dark

736
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,800
on the horizon.

737
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,800
I see no other towns.

738
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800
Right.

739
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,800
I mean, we've all done that.

740
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,800
Oh, yeah.

741
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800
Right.

742
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,800
I mean, so.

743
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800
So here's the other thing.

744
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:48,400
Had had I just driven a little bit further?

745
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360
There was the world's largest gas station.

746
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:55,280
No, there was there was the world's largest gap in between gas stations.

747
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,760
So it would I mean, I'm lucky I stopped where I stopped where you stopped.

748
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,760
Yeah.

749
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,520
And in retrospect, I was like, well, you know what?

750
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,120
I should have probably slammed on the brakes and moved over.

751
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:10,120
I probably saved me, you know, probably for who thinks that you could not have known.

752
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,480
There's no way you could have known.

753
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,480
Actually today.

754
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,840
It's better today because you can always pull up your phone now and say, show me the nearest

755
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,840
gas station.

756
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840
I know this way.

757
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,040
I know we ran out of gas when we moved down here.

758
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,400
Actually, there was a trip down here before GPS.

759
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,400
Oh, nine yards.

760
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,400
And it was outside.

761
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,320
It was in Kentucky somewhere.

762
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,320
And we were stopped in the middle of nowhere.

763
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,840
It's like, which way do we go?

764
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Yeah.

765
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,840
Forward or backwards.

766
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840
We flipped the coin.

767
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,520
You never pay attention to what was behind you when you're not looking.

768
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Right.

769
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,360
I mean, and we started walking forward.

770
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:46,840
And luckily, we got picked up by a guy that had his whole family with him in a minivan.

771
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,800
Lord, way back when when you could still do that was just to.

772
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,800
Oh, wow.

773
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,560
I was 22 at the time.

774
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,800
My buddy was the same age.

775
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,360
So he picked us up.

776
00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:00,320
And you guys were sitting like on a bench seat between two two car seats with toddlers

777
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,320
in them.

778
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,120
No, there was a 15 year old teenage girls.

779
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,120
So developed.

780
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,120
Nice.

781
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,040
But the gas station was fully developed.

782
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,040
You had to add that part.

783
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,040
I'm sorry.

784
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,040
Really?

785
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,040
Yeah.

786
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,040
The gas station was about four miles away.

787
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,040
Cheerleading outfits.

788
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,920
And he sat there and waited for us.

789
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,680
He took us back crotchless.

790
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,760
No, we got lucky.

791
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,880
He took you to the gas station.

792
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:27,120
You got a can that took us back, took you back.

793
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,480
And so worked out.

794
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,480
But no funny business.

795
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,480
Yeah, nothing, nothing crazy.

796
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,960
And what I was saying is back then you didn't know.

797
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,960
No, no hand job.

798
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:39,640
God, he's like, come on, we're going to walk out here into the into the forest.

799
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,000
So yeah, it's just now you can you have your phone.

800
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,400
You're like, you comb the hair on his back.

801
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,640
Yeah, I did.

802
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,120
You're you're you're totally right.

803
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,840
It's a it's a crapshoot back.

804
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:55,360
It is nothing like what it was a long, long time ago.

805
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360
I disagree.

806
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,680
I think you look at your phone like, oh, I know the gas station right there.

807
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,680
You could do that back then.

808
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,920
Oh, that's true from that perspective.

809
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,040
But I thought you were talking about the generosity of people.

810
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,040
Oh, no.

811
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,040
I mean, trying to.

812
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,040
That's a good point.

813
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,600
The generosity of people, I think, is still there.

814
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,240
But to to your point, Jeff, it's like nowadays, do you stop?

815
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,080
I mean, you can't trust anybody, right?

816
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,080
Somebody's going to be a killer.

817
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080
Right.

818
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,720
You know, that one might be a story.

819
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,080
They could be somebody that voted for Pelosi.

820
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,120
And then what do you do then?

821
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,120
So I have a story.

822
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,120
Are you don't?

823
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,360
I don't want to.

824
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:39,960
So my mom was went to UCLA, Berkeley, and she was on a freeway somewhere in California,

825
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,360
either ran out of gas or flat tire.

826
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,120
I think it was a flat tire.

827
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,280
And she was by herself and she's, you know, twenty, twenty, twenty one.

828
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,640
I don't know.

829
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,880
And Hell's Angels pulls up.

830
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,480
Well, they were amazing.

831
00:29:55,480 --> 00:30:00,360
The guy was he said, if I remember the story correctly, he said he was a founder.

832
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
Right.

833
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,360
So I don't know if that's anyway.

834
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,360
He gave her he.

835
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,560
Are you talking about your mom?

836
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,560
My mom.

837
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,560
Oh, sorry.

838
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,760
They totally hooked her up, fixed her up and everything.

839
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,640
He handed her a card and said, is she right?

840
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,040
Which unlike the back of a Hell's Angel?

841
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,040
No, no, no.

842
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,040
They fixed they fixed everything.

843
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,480
They changed her tire and all that kind of stuff.

844
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:23,800
And they and he handed her a card and said, if you ever need anything anywhere, you hand

845
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:29,660
this card, show this guy, show this card to any biker anywhere, anytime.

846
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:34,600
And they will they will completely, completely take care of you.

847
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,080
That made me think, dude, was it because not long ago, the founder died.

848
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,080
The founder died.

849
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Yeah, the founder died.

850
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,120
I was thinking to myself, maybe that was him.

851
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,120
Maybe.

852
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:48,000
Because my mom tells you don't have a card and you'd like be able to like drive anywhere.

853
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,440
You go to these big biker things and bikes like cause all kinds of shit.

854
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,440
Oh, yeah.

855
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,440
Fuck you.

856
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,280
The people come up to me like, yeah, bro, I got my car.

857
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280
Yeah.

858
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,280
Get out of jail free card.

859
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,280
Yeah.

860
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,280
Yeah.

861
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,120
Anyway, it was a cool story that mom used to tell about that.

862
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,320
But you know, I think there are still people that pull over and help.

863
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,320
Of course.

864
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,960
I would like to think of myself as one of those folks.

865
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,960
But I've done that a couple of times.

866
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:18,720
There's a litmus, you know, and litmus is getting worse and worse as the days go, as

867
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,560
the years go on and the more wisdom that we get that we don't.

868
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,560
And that's sad.

869
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,680
But we also size up the situation, right?

870
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,040
If you see a minivan, a minivan pulled over and there's three kids standing and there's

871
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:36,800
a father that's struggling or maybe just the woman, that's different than a dude that's,

872
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:41,760
you know, looking shady with a backpack, you know, with his thumb in the air.

873
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,760
Right.

874
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,760
And that's crappy.

875
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,760
And I know that.

876
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,640
But the reality is we size up that situation.

877
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,640
We assess the route.

878
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:52,680
I would have got in the car, put it in neutral and made my whole family push the minivan

879
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,000
all the way to the gas station.

880
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Nice.

881
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Yeah.

882
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Hollering at him the whole time.

883
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Like faster than a breeze.

884
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Put your back into it, woman.

885
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I know you're pregnant.

886
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Perfect.

887
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Yeah.

888
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Perfect.

889
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Yeah, that's good.

890
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Well, that's a wonderful story.

891
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Sean, thanks for sharing.

892
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Here's the deal.

893
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
It's a dude's like us moment.

894
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
You know, it's a little bit.

895
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Have you ever run out of gas?

896
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I haven't.

897
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Well, you just said you did.

898
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
I know.

899
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
I'm just kidding.

900
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
My friend was driving, so technically I did not run out of gas.

901
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I'm trying to think.

902
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Have I ever?

903
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
It was his car.

904
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I did run out of gas one time and it was in Frisco.

905
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
So it was no big deal.

906
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I just called up Shelly and was like, yeah, I ran out of gas.

907
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Can you come pick me up?

908
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Yeah, but that was a little bit of a shock.

909
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Yeah, but that was just like that was a beat down, man.

910
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I got home at one thirty.

911
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
OK, baby, it's OK.

912
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I'll be there to help you.

913
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I was tired and I was so do you?

914
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I'll be dude.

915
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Honey, why are you nude?

916
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I just want you to be comfortable.

917
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
But I will tell you, I did.

918
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I did feel good after walking all that way and carrying that five.

919
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:00,000
I mean, I may go buy a five gallon weight or just start and just walk around with a kettle

920
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
ball.

921
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yeah.

922
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Carry around this big kettle.

923
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Kettle ball.

924
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Kettlebell.

925
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Kettlebell.

926
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It's a weight.

927
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Nice kettlebell.

928
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Yeah.

929
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
You're going to do that?

930
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
You know, buy a 400 pound kettlebell and drag it around Frisco.

931
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
But I may get some like some wrist weights, you know, that way.

932
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Maybe forty five, fifty thousand.

933
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Well, you know, they have those backpack weights.

934
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Yeah, they have the vest things.

935
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
The vest.

936
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Thank you.

937
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Brandon has that.

938
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
He runs with it every now and then.

939
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I would imagine.

940
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I mean, that's that's a great idea.

941
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Yeah.

942
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Well, again, I felt I really did feel well.

943
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I felt great.

944
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaking of feeling great.

945
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Yeah.

946
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
I got my package in the mail yesterday.

947
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Your junk.

948
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Your penis.

949
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
I got my penis in the mail.

950
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Your sex stories.

951
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Well, I had I had.

952
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
And they felt great.

953
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:53,000
I took my my cog and balls and I put it in a plaster and they mold.

954
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
They put a mold.

955
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
That'd be for your wife, though.

956
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Yeah.

957
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Why would it feel good to keep on our desk and work?

958
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
What were you doing with this?

959
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
That'd be a good Christmas gift.

960
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
So she could take it to work.

961
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
You know what you should have gotten instead?

962
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
It's probably one of the breathing machines.

963
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Something with a suction cup on it so I could I could stick it to my friend's windows.

964
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Wow.

965
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
That way you can just go fuck yourselves with your dick.

966
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
You got a breathing machine, didn't you?

967
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I went through that website, Loft.

968
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
It was a tedious.

969
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
I don't want to say it's tedious because it wasn't.

970
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
It was more of a actually was pretty simple.

971
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
You know, you go to these people, you pay 200 bucks for it was less than that.

972
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
But you pay a couple almost a hundred couple hundred bucks.

973
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
You get an assessment for an assessment.

974
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
You put a little finger thing on there.

975
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
They put a microphone in your throat.

976
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
You sleep overnight with it with an app on your phone.

977
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Check your prostate.

978
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
It. Yeah, there's a little umbilical that comes out and it tickles your prostate when you sleep.

979
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
It's like a plug.

980
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Yeah.

981
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,000
It's because they say most of the reason why you can't sleep is because of anal.

982
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
What is it?

983
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Anal relaxations.

984
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
We talked about it.

985
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I'm a year behind.

986
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Oh, and the seventy seven year old in some study that had anal.

987
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
What do you call it when you spasms?

988
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Restless.

989
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Restless.

990
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Restless rectal syndrome.

991
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
That's where he does it quite far.

992
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
It's just kind of like it's so funny.

993
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
I was listening and I was like, what?

994
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000
What on a seven seventy year old is not restless?

995
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Anyway, I don't want to read this at that.

996
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Anyway, so did you sleep better?

997
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Um, yes.

998
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000
I want to say yes, but I don't know because I was asleep.

999
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Did you sound like Darth Vader?

1000
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
So you need to record yourself.

1001
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,000
So I asked the there were I slept through my alarm.

1002
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Oh, that's a good sign.

1003
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I slept through my arm.

1004
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Didn't hear it.

1005
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000
One of the kids, it was Alex that got up and made something to eat probably at four in the morning.

1006
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
He was like, I didn't hear you snore at all.

1007
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,000
He says, I heard once this big inverted fart sound.

1008
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
But that's your anus.

1009
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
That's not your mouth.

1010
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
It was me breathing.

1011
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
I was kind of like that.

1012
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Like that noise.

1013
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
That sounded very weird.

1014
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
But it's cut when this, you know, you have to get used to it.

1015
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
I have a full mask.

1016
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
What do you have?

1017
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I have something that covers the full nose, but not the whole face.

1018
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
You have a face mask.

1019
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
I have one.

1020
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Well, it doesn't cover the whole face like my eyes and everything, but it's not like it covers my nose and mouth.

1021
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
So and mouth.

1022
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah, because I got a deviated septum.

1023
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:22,000
And so I have I have I breathe through my mouth as well.

1024
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
It's very painful.

1025
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Julie had it done.

1026
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
It's very painful even for them to stick instruments in there.

1027
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I know Julie did it.

1028
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Yeah, I've got fucked that written all over it.

1029
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Well, Julie did it.

1030
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Well, good for her.

1031
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
She'd have a baseball bat fucking crushing her nose.

1032
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Yeah.

1033
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Well, yeah, you're not actually hurt.

1034
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Your son's baseball bat crushing your nose.

1035
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000
I got smacked with a baseball bat right in the bridge of my nose.

1036
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Like it was a robbery attempt.

1037
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Anyways, so it covers the whole face and they do like this.

1038
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Does your beard get in the way?

1039
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Well, no, it doesn't.

1040
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
I know she discussed that on the call.

1041
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:07,000
So what it does is that that mask is I don't want to say sophisticated, but it's it's not sophisticated from technology, but they knew what they were doing.

1042
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:15,000
It basically it hugs the lip, the skin of your lip on the very bottom, so it provides that suction.

1043
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000
And then it just it just it works because there's no air gaps.

1044
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:29,000
But there's a little test that you run and I ran it several times and it provides 10 pounds, 20 pounds of pressure of suction.

1045
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000
So I mean, I freak you out the first time you turn it on.

1046
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Oh, my. There were periods of time where I actually I was I was thinking that I was a fixating.

1047
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:46,000
But when I breathe, when I took a breath, it was totally assisted breathing.

1048
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Yes. It jammed air into my my my lungs.

1049
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
I got us through it was so weird, though, because it was like I want to breathe.

1050
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
I want to rip this thing off and I think I'm going to die.

1051
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Yeah, because I can't breathe.

1052
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000
And then all of a sudden oxygen goes, but I'm just like shooting into your lungs.

1053
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I'm like, all right, well, I'm doing through your nose.

1054
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Then I'm freaking through your nose.

1055
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
What are your mouth?

1056
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Well, I have to breathe through my mouth.

1057
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
That machine is forces you to breathe through your nose, not your mouth.

1058
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
No, it covers both.

1059
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000
So one of the questions as you are, are you a mouth breather or no breather?

1060
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Yeah, so I'm both.

1061
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
So I can breathe through my nose or my mouth.

1062
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
It doesn't matter because it's all pressurized.

1063
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:32,000
I thought the whole premise, not that I'm an expert expert, but I thought the whole premise was to force breathing through your nose, not your mouth.

1064
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
That's because that's where the snoring comes from.

1065
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
That's for your CPAP.

1066
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
He's got an APAP. I've got an APAP.

1067
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Oh, I got an APAP.

1068
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I mean, dude, look, I mean, when I went on the when I got my test back that said 30 was severe and it didn't even it cut off at 50.

1069
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
I have an 86.

1070
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I mean, they were like.

1071
00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Well, Jeff and I are fully aware from that one time that we all three shared a hotel room.

1072
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
It was horrific.

1073
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Yeah. Well, this changes it.

1074
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000
It's a game changer. I was going to call care flight.

1075
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Well, obviously, look, here's the thing.

1076
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:18,000
The kids, I mean, even like this afternoon, I was sitting at my desk around three thirty, falling asleep, sitting at my desk.

1077
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000
All right. So I just went out into the living room and I put the machine on.

1078
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,000
I took a nap today, today, during the day, turn the day took twenty eight minute nap.

1079
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,000
And I know that because the machine said it was twenty eight minutes and kids had come and gone.

1080
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
And I asked them, hey, did you hear me snore?

1081
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000
They were like, I didn't even know you were there. Yeah, baby.

1082
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,000
This machine might have saved your life. I mean, I say that in all seriousness.

1083
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:49,000
I agree. I mean, who was the famous football player who died of sleep apnea? Reggie White.

1084
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Oh, did he? Reggie White, right? The Packers.

1085
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
You said he was an asshole, though. He was an asshole.

1086
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I mean, he didn't deserve to die. He was a preacher, wasn't he?

1087
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
He was. I find that hypocritical. Austin pulled up.

1088
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah, look up Reggie White. I thought he died of sleep apnea. Hold on.

1089
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Hold on. Pump the brakes there. So we got that Rez Rez Med right there.

1090
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I've got the Air 11, I think it's called. Yours is fancy.

1091
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
No, I've got the 11. It's a little bit more fancier than that.

1092
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Oh, wow. Air Med. Well, whatever. I mean, yeah, that's basically that.

1093
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
I mean, they're all essentially the same. They all do the same.

1094
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Does yours have a humidifier in there? Do you add water?

1095
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Yeah, yeah, I add water. Yeah. Yeah, so that's kind of weird.

1096
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000
How often do you have to clean it? More than what I do.

1097
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:43,000
So you have like a shmeg? I will tell you the first time I cleaned it,

1098
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I opened up the compartment and I was like, oh, it's all clear.

1099
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Like not a big deal. And I was like, how can it be this clean?

1100
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
And then I stuck my finger down in there and I ran it across the bottom of it.

1101
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:59,000
And it was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I was like, OK, wow, I got to clean this.

1102
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:05,000
It left like this deep is like silt. It was literally like silt across the bottom of it.

1103
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:10,000
It was gross. I was like, OK, but it was no color. It was no.

1104
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Anyway, so I cleaned it up pretty good. I wonder.

1105
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:22,000
You see, mine has the tube that connects to the machine from the machine end has electronics.

1106
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I say electronics. Oh, yeah. But I'm not sure what that's for.

1107
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I mean, because on the other end. So it can detect whether or not you are.

1108
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000
So when you first put it on, yeah, like mine, you don't have to turn on the machine.

1109
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
It detects that I'm pulling air in. And so it turns on.

1110
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, but but the but and that's the electronics.

1111
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000
That's the electronics. But what does that have to do with the tube, though?

1112
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Because at the end of the tube, there's electronics that detect airflow.

1113
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Yeah, but but that doesn't make sense.

1114
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
But why why is the tube need to be powered?

1115
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:01,000
I can understand the little mechanism inside the machine that can detect air coming in and out.

1116
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000
But why does the tube need to be powered up?

1117
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
What's in the tube? Well, my mind isn't powered up.

1118
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000
But at the end, the very end of it, the very bottom of it, where it plugs into the machine.

1119
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yeah, clearly has some sort of chip or something.

1120
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000
All right. Well, whatever. I think it's because of the airflow indicator.

1121
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Maybe a sensor of some kind. Well, I don't have to turn it on.

1122
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,000
No, I don't have to turn it off because when when I put the thing on the apparatus

1123
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
and I put it on there, it automatically does.

1124
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,000
I know it's funny. Mine doesn't always turn off.

1125
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
And so I don't have my hearing aids in. Right. So I can't hear anything.

1126
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,000
And so I get I'm getting up very early for basketball while my wife's trying to sleep.

1127
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
And so I said it's got magnets, right. It's got magnets on the end of it.

1128
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,000
I plop it on my little gun, my little gun safe right next to the bed and I plan, plan.

1129
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,000
And then I get up and I and I come back to the room and the whole time it's going.

1130
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear that.

1131
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Yeah, that's the whole noise.

1132
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Well, that's the whole, you know, living with a hearing impaired person.

1133
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
It's got to be tough.

1134
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:13,000
So speaking of tough and hearing impaired, we are celebrating.

1135
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Yes. Another podcast and your APAP and your life there here.

1136
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Cheers. Cheers to you.

1137
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Not dying of sleep.

1138
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You do it's like us out there. Most people are starting to get these machines.

1139
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:36,000
And you know what? Hey, look, as far as I know, it's a game changer from from the fact that I don't snore anymore.

1140
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Like I said, I was I'm so tired today, but that could be simply because I'm getting a deep sleep.

1141
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Yeah. And I mean, you probably have to do. Absolutely.

1142
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I mean, you can hear how well you sleep if you get on a regular pattern.

1143
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Maybe you stop gaming and you're born in the morning supposed to be pretty sophisticated where it's recording the data.

1144
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,000
The one that goes to your phone, right? So you can look at your data to find out more information on that.

1145
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I kind of got it out of the box. It's funny. I started out caring about all that.

1146
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
It was like you've gone straight days of of nine point three percent.

1147
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
You know, you don't mean nine hours or whatever.

1148
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
And I was like, eventually you stopped caring and just go to bed.

1149
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Well, I mean, it's it's good to hear.

1150
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
But what are we drinking? What are we drinking? We're drinking.

1151
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Drinking Bookers. I walked I walked into Bookers Bourbon Bookers Bourbon.

1152
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
It's a good one. And I walked. This is a hard one to find.

1153
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
It's a blend. It's a blend.

1154
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,000
And I walked into Total Wine and the guys were like, yeah, do you want a Bookers?

1155
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Yeah. Follow me. I was like, well, yes, I do.

1156
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000
I was like, you have some. I love that when we go in there.

1157
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
They look at you with that stink eye and they're like, hey.

1158
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Oh, the greatest one is when they're sitting there helping somebody, blah, blah, blah.

1159
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
And they make eye contact and their eyes get big.

1160
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Their eyes get big like they're excited to see us.

1161
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
And then he starts motioning with his finger.

1162
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Follow me. And then we're like, oh, my God, oh, my God, it's going to be good.

1163
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:09,000
So anyway, I was like, well, yes, I will. I'll take a Bookers.

1164
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Because I've been wanting one. I've seen them at Liquor King up at the top, right, for points.

1165
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
And I was like, that needs to be one that we need to keep an eye on.

1166
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Well, they had it. So no points. We know points.

1167
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,000
I got it. And it's like Paul said, it's a blend.

1168
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
It's a blend of how many?

1169
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000
One, two, three, four, five, seven different bourbons.

1170
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah, but they're all but they're all from the same.

1171
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
It's not like a lot of times people do a blend of.

1172
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I see what you mean. This is definitely a blend.

1173
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000
It's like, you know, they've they've they got seven.

1174
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Oh, my gosh, look at the breakdown.

1175
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Well, it's from the different Rick houses.

1176
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000
It's from the different Rick houses, the different floors of the same distiller.

1177
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Yes, that's important. Same distinction.

1178
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Yes. But, you know, two percent came.

1179
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
That's just an example.

1180
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Two percent came from the fourth floor of the seven story warehouse X.

1181
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000
I love it. Three percent came from the third floor of the seven story warehouse.

1182
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Let's say five.

1183
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Guys, this is goes down.

1184
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:07,000
This is how particular they get about the barrel they pull it from, the Rick house.

1185
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
They pull it from.

1186
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I mean, they're literally telling you what floor and which warehouse

1187
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
and the percentage that came out of it.

1188
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
That's amazing. These these master blenders.

1189
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
How many how many variations did they go through to get to this?

1190
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
I don't know.

1191
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Oh, maybe maybe they never really know how it's going to turn out,

1192
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
which is why, you know, they're going to have to do it.

1193
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,000
They don't know how it's going to turn out, which is why, you know, the the Somalian,

1194
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000
they they really they all I want that barrel.

1195
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Right. I want that blend.

1196
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I want a small. That was a great year.

1197
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Somalians know all about bourbon and wine.

1198
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Oh, right.

1199
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Whatever. Anyway, this is the lumber yard batch.

1200
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:00,000
So batch number two thousand twenty zero to sixty two point forty percent alcohol by volume.

1201
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
That's a hundred and twenty four point eight proof.

1202
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:10,000
And this has been seven years, one month and seven days per the Booker's master distiller notes.

1203
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
And it shares that the aroma is deep with hints of vanilla and oak.

1204
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Lead you back to the enjoyed several times to explore its depth.

1205
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
One hundred and twenty four point eight proof.

1206
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
And I just digest that most people who drink whiskey and it doesn't taste proof.

1207
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
They drink eighty proof whiskey.

1208
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
This is sad. This is one point five.

1209
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I know. Time's that.

1210
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
God bless. And that's where we go back and, you know, I know we give Sean shit about going.

1211
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
He needs one hundred twenty plus.

1212
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,000
But when we go back and try the ninety proof, we're just like, wow, it's like water.

1213
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
It is. It is.

1214
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
It's just it just doesn't.

1215
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
It doesn't. It's no impact.

1216
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:55,000
But you can there. So when you do go back to those nineties, you you don't have to deal with it killing you.

1217
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
You can actually go in there and taste a little bit.

1218
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Oh, that's me.

1219
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000
I love it, too. Yeah. Oh, that's the fucked up part.

1220
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000
See, when I call mixers, right, I mean, that's how many.

1221
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Well, I guess I couldn't I shouldn't call all eighty and ninety proof bourbons mixers.

1222
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
But we're kind of I'm kind of getting there.

1223
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
You know, I don't know.

1224
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
What is Makers Mark? Is that a mixer?

1225
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Absolutely. The one downstairs, the one I mean, I know I'm excluding the single barrels and the makers mark the cast and the cast.

1226
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
We don't have the standard makers.

1227
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Yeah, we don't have that. That's that's a mixer.

1228
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000
You know, the thing is, it's not that percent corn and they consider it a weeded bourbon.

1229
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
It just kind of fucks me.

1230
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Well, because we did bourbons use instead of right.

1231
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
We were going to start all over with this guy.

1232
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Yeah, he's a newbie. Listen, hey, whiteboard for our for our four listeners.

1233
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Sean's a newbie. He's new to bourbon.

1234
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000
He doesn't understand what a weeded bourbon is. It's OK.

1235
00:48:53,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I get it. But it's just like when when I've envisioned a weeded bourbon, Makers Mark does not pop up on the screen, you know, right.

1236
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Because you start with nine banded and that stuff was so smooth.

1237
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Oh, yeah. Forty is forty nine percent.

1238
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,000
We know it's a lot. No, it wasn't quite that I I forget.

1239
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, it was it was it was it was 50 percent corn, 51 percent corn.

1240
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:21,000
That's to be a bourbon. It has. So it had a very it had a large amount of wheat in the 40s, I think.

1241
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Anyway, so, you know, I have a guys I have a an announcement to make.

1242
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Oh, God. This about your fantasy football team.

1243
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,000
You got your third knuckle and Trump has announced his presidents.

1244
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Oh, yeah, he did that at eight o'clock today. Yeah.

1245
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:41,000
He's announced that he's running for president in 2012. We all suspect otherwise.

1246
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000
I thought he was going to concede to Hillary Clinton.

1247
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Let the fun begin. Anyway, I want to sit on the sidelines and watch.

1248
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
I did not mean to do a hard left on politics, but he has officially announced that he is running.

1249
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Where did you read that? Someone text that to you? Oh, yeah.

1250
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Well, he had a huge press conference about it. Yeah.

1251
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:07,000
He had eight o'clock. Kind of curious to hear what the press conferences and you know, in look, you know,

1252
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:15,000
I I want I want Trump as president. I don't want him separating this country.

1253
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah, I don't want them separating. I don't want to fuck him with Santa's, you know, dividing.

1254
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Yeah, I want it's going to happen.

1255
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:27,000
If no, if the status doesn't does it declare it'll never happen.

1256
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,000
I would prefer that I can't believe I'm saying this because I prefer to Santa's over Trump.

1257
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:39,000
But I would prefer that we just sidestep the like the bloodbath on our own party,

1258
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,000
like dividing our own party and letting the Democrats just love every minute of it.

1259
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:49,000
I want to Santa's to just just wait. He's young. He's young. Let him wait for me.

1260
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Let him wait. Let him wait. Is he 40 or 42? He's in his 40s.

1261
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Do VP. Absolutely. Twelve years. I don't know if he'll do that.

1262
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,000
I think I think I need someone about the power of that ticket.

1263
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:09,000
I don't think you know why, because the people that like Trump but really don't like Trump, like the personal Trump.

1264
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Yeah. Right. They like him as a president, but not as a person, because that's me.

1265
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I'll be honest. I don't like him as a person. I like him as a president.

1266
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,000
I don't think Trump will do that. I think he needs someone that is weaker than him in the.

1267
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,000
I don't know about that. Pence Pence was wasn't weak.

1268
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I wouldn't call him. Well, he was personality wise. He was a beta.

1269
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Correct. A beta to the alpha. Right. And the Santa's is an alpha to the alpha.

1270
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Correct. I don't think Trump could handle so they'd devour each other.

1271
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,000
I think Trump would try. Yeah, I don't know.

1272
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000
I don't know what happened. You know who you should bring on is Haley.

1273
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Nikki Haley. Nikki Haley as he may.

1274
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Well, you know, we've got a lot of contenders. She's a BIPOC.

1275
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Lord. Now this is going to create two years of.

1276
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Imagine twenty twenty eight when Sarah Huckabee runs.

1277
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:03,000
She won Alabama governor. I think I'm super proud of her.

1278
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I'm proud of her. She was so body shamed and humiliated.

1279
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000
She had the media. Look at her. Bounce back. She had cancer.

1280
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000
She had cancer. I'm proud of her.

1281
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I think she's going to be a kick ass leader too.

1282
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
I can't wait to see how she does. Sorry. Go ahead.

1283
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000
No, that was I mean, I see her as far as Nikki Haley goes.

1284
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000
You know, she handled herself well. She's an ass kicker.

1285
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000
She is. There's other amazing in the U.N.

1286
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,000
She really was. I like that other one that Heather Newhart.

1287
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Who? Heather Heather Newhart. I think that's her name.

1288
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Where she had she was Guam.

1289
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,000
No, she was like some sort of I think she was press secretary

1290
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
in the U.N. or something. Is it Heather Newhart?

1291
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000
That's the blonde blonde. That's the same height as Pete Sessions.

1292
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Yes, you. We have brought this up multiple times.

1293
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Now, why? Well, because what is it about this Heather woman that you are fixated on?

1294
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Because she knows how to handle people. She's a geek.

1295
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:10,000
I don't know. Wow. Does she have an extension if she were to run out of gas?

1296
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000
I can't read them. I fucking need glasses. But go to the doctor.

1297
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000
You can have insurance. Wow. You have your own little cheat sheet

1298
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000
with little pictures of people and their height and weight.

1299
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:25,000
She was a spokesman for the United States. So anyways.

1300
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Anyways, I saw her. Oh, I see why now. She's a looker.

1301
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,000
No. Whoa. Click on that picture. It's not just that.

1302
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,000
It's the you should see how she engages the the reporters.

1303
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
She's a former. That can't be the same person.

1304
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000
That's that's her. No, this is the Fox News anchor.

1305
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Was she Fox News? That's not the same person.

1306
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000
That's her right there. Yeah. Heather Newhart.

1307
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Anyways, look, I'm saying she would she would be great for politics.

1308
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
I don't think her name is big enough because I don't hear her name anywhere.

1309
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I don't either. That's probably the perfect person you want either.

1310
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Then I think I think Nikki Haley is a good one.

1311
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I know she kind of made a step. She made a misstep.

1312
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
And that's OK. I think she can recover.

1313
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:18,000
You know what fixes that is Trump publicly acknowledging her,

1314
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000
like like forgiving her for the shitty things that she said.

1315
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,000
We'll see if he does. I hope he does, because she can be a massive weapon

1316
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,000
for the for the Republican Party. Well, she's a Nikki Haley.

1317
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Well, she's a she's a minority. She's she's Indian.

1318
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,000
She's Native American. Yeah. Even though Sonny Hostin won't admit it.

1319
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,000
I know. Well, not as much as Elizabeth Warren.

1320
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
No, Nikki Haley truly is. What is she doing?

1321
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Well, she's not the governor of South Carolina anymore.

1322
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
So what is she doing? What is she doing?

1323
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
She's just a political. I go to all speaker, I think.

1324
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000
So she's the former governor. So that's all I can say.

1325
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,000
She look at her first name, Nikki. Yeah, no, that's her middle name.

1326
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Nimrodda. Nimrodda. Nimrodda.

1327
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Like, does that mean like bold, bold eagle?

1328
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000
That's actually Nimrodda. Isn't that the name of a rat on Pokemon?

1329
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Look at her name, her born name, Nimrodda, Nikki Rand.

1330
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Oh, so she doesn't sound like American Indian.

1331
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
That sounds like she's Native American Asian Indian.

1332
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
She's Native American. Really?

1333
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Well, that's what the whole stink was.

1334
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,000
You know, she has a American diplomat and politician served as the hundred

1335
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000
and I like her a lot. The first female governor of South Carolina

1336
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:32,000
for for one session and as the twenty ninth United States

1337
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
ambassador to the United Nations for two years.

1338
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
You know what? I think you may be right. I think that may be Asian Indian

1339
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
because look at her parents names. I could I think I have that wrong.

1340
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, obviously, there's Singh Randhawa.

1341
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000
OK, yeah, that's 100 percent Asian Indian.

1342
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:53,000
So but anyway, so Sean, try to pronounce her parents names for us.

1343
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Oh, it's Ajit Singh Randhawa.

1344
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
What? Akawa?

1345
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
OK, now you went American Indian.

1346
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
The Rajahara Rajahara.

1347
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Dude, you know, probes.

1348
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Well, that's what you would you were being all to Tanka.

1349
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I just said what the name was to talk to.

1350
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Anyway, I love her and I've never met her parents, but I love her parents

1351
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
too, because they made her and I love her.

1352
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:24,000
So, you know what? We've had a big but though big one bottom.

1353
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Wow. But talks, how do we do this?

1354
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:31,000
I've seen it. No, no, really.

1355
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000
You do Nikki Haley, dude. Type it in.

1356
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.

1357
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Nikki Haley, nude bottom, nude big bottom.

1358
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Really? Haley bathing suit. We're not doing that.

1359
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
OK. Anyway, they can't see it. So hold on.

1360
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
So hold on. We're on the cusp.

1361
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
We haven't even talked about this big red way was supposed to happen.

1362
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Didn't happen. Well, you know what? Look, that's OK.

1363
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
That's OK. Did it or did not?

1364
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000
That's the thing. It wasn't recognized whatever it was.

1365
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
I don't trust our voting election systems. I just don't.

1366
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,000
I possibly believe. I just think it's too easily manipulated.

1367
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,000
I don't believe it. There can't be that many people voting for the Democrats.

1368
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000
There just can't be. And you know what's funny?

1369
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,000
I saw something. I saw like an interview with somebody that said

1370
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,000
they couldn't believe that people were stupid enough to vote for Republican candidates.

1371
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:27,000
They think the same thing. They think the exact same thing about us.

1372
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,000
About us. Here's the thing, guys. We think they're stupid.

1373
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
They think we're stupid. I mean, we've gotten to the point where

1374
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000
we were questioning each other's intelligence because because we can't.

1375
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Neither one of us can fathom somebody voting for somebody that believes that

1376
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:49,000
or acts like that or. Right. So the reality is we're not all stupid.

1377
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,000
These are smart people. So the question is they're ignorant.

1378
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:57,000
No, it is not even if it's just a belief system, we have to we truly

1379
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:01,000
if we're ever going to solve this divide, we've got to we've got to truly sit down

1380
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,000
and understand. So how is it that you feel this way?

1381
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000
What do you learn? What a Republican is and what a Democrat is?

1382
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Because we've got to get past this.

1383
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
They voted that way because they're ignorant and they're stupid.

1384
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
They're not. It goes back to the schooling.

1385
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,000
They're not our lack of education in the systems.

1386
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I mean, this is systematic. You're talking about. I disagree.

1387
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000
These are smart people. They are well educated, smart people.

1388
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,000
They're not ignorant and stupid and has shady saying that the

1389
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
that you talk about the Democrats. Yeah. No, no, no.

1390
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,000
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about in the school systems now.

1391
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000
They're doing a very poor job educating people.

1392
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,000
They're easily led down paths in the school systems, especially colleges.

1393
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Colleges brainwash our kids. I hear what you're saying.

1394
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,000
But but like I said, I can promise you all this narrative influence.

1395
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,000
These these what? How many people are coming across the South border right now?

1396
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Instant Democrats. All of them have come to America by Joe Biden.

1397
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
But those aren't the people we're talking about.

1398
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
We're talking about people who are like like private school educated,

1399
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:09,000
quality education, super smart parents, super smart kid.

1400
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,000
And yet they are hardcore Democrat.

1401
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000
And they can and they fit does that.

1402
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
I don't get it. What is the benefit of being a Democrat?

1403
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Why? To give our kids free fucking school? Yes.

1404
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
That's ridiculous. They want. Why would we want to pay for that?

1405
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,000
That's a realistic because they OK, well, they you nailed part of it

1406
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:38,000
because they believe that the role of government is to is to if we're paying all these taxes, right,

1407
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,000
paying all these taxes, then the government should be the one that like

1408
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,000
it out here that that makes that makes life easier for everyone.

1409
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
It's a belief system. It is. I will. I will extend this out.

1410
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,000
I will extend this out. I will say that there's a part of me

1411
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:01,000
that does believe that the government should pick up the tab on some of the things for sure.

1412
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000
They pick up the tab on kindergarten to 12.

1413
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:12,000
There's no reason why they couldn't take that to 14 or 16 grades one through 16.

1414
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:18,000
And instead of having like a quote unquote college, they just have advanced school

1415
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:26,000
and have a curriculum set up that is just the bare necessities like an associate's degree,

1416
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:32,000
essentially, or a certificate that you can graduate and you're you're you can continue your education.

1417
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,000
And, you know, and you don't have to go to a school.

1418
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000
I mean, you can go to like a Colin Callen. I'm sorry.

1419
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,000
I remember a phrase that you go to a community college is what I'm saying.

1420
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Or I'm just saying that the school system could go all the way up to the 16th grade.

1421
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Well, here here's the can. Well, here's the difference.

1422
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
I mean, you're talking about schools where the government pay.

1423
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Well, we all pay for public schools, but there's there's there's a lot of people

1424
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
and I'm one of them who wants about school choice. Right.

1425
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
So I think the money should follow the student. Right.

1426
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,000
So if I'm like, I don't want to go to this school.

1427
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:14,000
The school is going to cost ten thousand dollars to send my kid through school, whatever it is.

1428
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Right. I should be able to take that ten thousand dollars and go pay for private school if I wanted to.

1429
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Agreed. So that's where you break. The Democrats don't think that way.

1430
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Well, why? Well, and it's because why?

1431
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Because they came up with the program called school vouchers that you're able to know.

1432
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,000
That's not in place anywhere. They're so here's the thing.

1433
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,000
That's what we want. If you do that, something because they know what's going to happen.

1434
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:48,000
They know what's going to happen if all the people who can leave do leave.

1435
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
It's going to make those school systems even worse.

1436
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:56,000
Well, look, right. And so they know that the underprivileged, you know,

1437
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
they're going to get just as much money as I know.

1438
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Well, maybe not because they live in apartments and they don't have the socioeconomic situation.

1439
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,000
They should get if my kids is worth ten thousand dollars, their kid is worth ten thousand dollars.

1440
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Right. I think that's I think that's are they saying those parents aren't going to use that money appropriately?

1441
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:21,000
That might be part of it. That's what the parents or I thought that people living in apartments don't pay.

1442
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Are you basing that ten thousand dollars on the school taxes? School tax.

1443
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:31,000
OK, well, if you live in an apartment, you don't pay school tax. Old people still pay school taxes.

1444
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,000
They don't have kids. Yeah. But but but but people living in apartments don't pay school tax.

1445
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Are you saying poor people live in apartments?

1446
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,000
No, what we're saying is that people that live in apartments don't pay school tax to have their kids sent to school.

1447
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,000
But but so what are you saying that is that part of their rent?

1448
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Does that landlord who says I have a thousand apartments here, is any part of their taxes go to the school?

1449
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,000
I don't know. And does he trickle that down? I don't know the answer to that.

1450
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000
I think the answer is no, but that can't be true. I think it is.

1451
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Yes. So all those apartments are exempt. So indirectly, I don't think so. Indirectly, they're paying school taxes.

1452
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:11,000
It's technically a commercial property, even though people are living there. It's a commercial property.

1453
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:16,000
I think he's so I think he's right. I don't think so. I don't think they are paying any school tax.

1454
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:20,000
They don't pay it. And like it's like coal. Why do cities allow apartments?

1455
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Well, because not everybody can afford. I don't know. I want that verified.

1456
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,000
He's looking it up right now. How about that?

1457
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:38,000
So what we're sharing with about the the the schools like one through 16 is that if we were to set up schools like that,

1458
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:44,000
we could we basically get rid of certain colleges. We can get rid of a lot of these things. I would get rid of tons of shit.

1459
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:52,000
If you want to go to college that you like, hey, look, I want to play football and I want a college where it features football, A&M, whatever, then go go tear it up.

1460
01:03:52,000 --> 01:04:01,000
But there should be something available for the regular Joe that doesn't give a fuck about any of that extracurricular stuff that just wants a good old fashioned education.

1461
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Well, that's what community college is supposed to be.

1462
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Agreed. But I mean, I just think that we have a great we have a great, you know, community college.

1463
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,000
It's not a community college. It's not even a community college. It's a four year school. We have a great it's a great school.

1464
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Well, that's that's what I'm saying. I think that if we are paying taxes and for as much as we are paying taxes, why not take it all the way?

1465
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:31,000
There's no there's not a reason why we can't because everywhere you live, except for apartments,

1466
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,000
I guess, you know, school taxes are expensive.

1467
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Frisco is the highest that I've seen in probably Texas.

1468
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:48,000
All right. So here's my take on that. I don't disagree. But under no circumstances, no circumstances can the federal government run that program.

1469
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:56,000
No, it needs to be states, all state. Yep. It needs to be county. It needs to be city, county, state, however they work it out.

1470
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:03,000
But that's exactly how it needs to happen. Not federal because that's not the role of the federal government.

1471
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:10,000
We took a hard left because of my Trump announcement. Anyway, I think we're we we're almost I know we had delays.

1472
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:15,000
We had technical delays. We got seven minutes. Seven minutes. All right. All right.

1473
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:23,000
So with that said, we had a number of things that I wanted to talk about.

1474
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:29,000
I can definitely talk about within five minutes. All right. So we talked about here's the other thing I want to talk about since we're on politics.

1475
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:40,000
So I read a story today that talked about Democrats drumming up the warning and the fear that Republicans are going to make Trump the Speaker of the House.

1476
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:46,000
How do you guys feel about that? I don't I think it's ridiculous. I don't think it will happen.

1477
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:53,000
It's ridiculous. Well, so they're continuing to drum up this fear of Trump and this hatred.

1478
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,000
I think it's actually it's a hatred of Trump. It's a hatred of Trump.

1479
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Oh, the TDS is going to kick into high gear. Oh, they're probably already doing it. Right.

1480
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000
It's churning. Do you remember during the Republican primaries?

1481
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Can you imagine him being in the house though? It'd be funny. It'd be funny. He'd be great. Sparks.

1482
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:16,000
He would he would be on fire. He would be whipping people into shape. Anyway.

1483
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:26,000
So do you remember during the Republican primaries that the Democratic Party were pouring money into Republican candidates that were hardcore pro-Trump?

1484
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:36,000
I think so it worked. It worked. Forty million dollars into they were talking about six particular races where Democrats were funding that.

1485
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:46,000
They were funding their campaigns and donating to their campaigns because they knew that that would bolster enough Democratic support when the actual election came, like which was last week.

1486
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:51,000
They knew that people hate Trump enough to get off their couches, go to the polling booth.

1487
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000
That's why I'm a little nervous with Trump running again.

1488
01:06:53,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Me too. Because it activates that they hate him base that just in the core they abhor him.

1489
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:07,000
I like that is I can't I can't think of a stronger word. The Democrats hate Trump with a passion.

1490
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:13,000
They literally think he's the devil. Why? Why do they hate him? They because of him. His person.

1491
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:19,000
He's a 12 year old bully. He's an asshole. And he's the least diplomatic person we could ever put in our government.

1492
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:33,000
And then the debate with with Hillary Clinton and you know, it's like Trump exclaims, you know, the system's rigged and the moderators like, well, what do you talk that's bullshit.

1493
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,000
What do you mean the system's rigged? It's rigged. And I know it's rigged.

1494
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Yeah, because I use it. And the modern and they were like, oh, OK. And then Hillary looks over there and she's like, he doesn't pay taxes.

1495
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:54,000
And then Trump's just like, that's because I'm smart. Right. I remember that.

1496
01:07:54,000 --> 01:08:03,000
And you know what? If you want me to pay taxes, change the tax codes. Right. But you won't.

1497
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:12,000
You won't change the tax code. Too many billionaires. All of your friends. Yes. They support the Democrat cause. Have the same benefits that I do.

1498
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:18,000
And that's why you're not going to change the tax code. And it was kind of like, boom, boom, slam, fuck off. I get it.

1499
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:25,000
That's why they hate him. It's because it's a reality slap. Fuck you.

1500
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:34,000
I don't disagree, but they hate him. Yeah, it may mobilize. I could see him losing. Yeah, me too.

1501
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:40,000
And I can see them being motivated enough to make sure he loses. Yeah.

1502
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:44,000
Unfortunately, like as much as I would want to be already done.

1503
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:50,000
I could see just this motivating that core base.

1504
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:57,000
Because it warrants it's more than anything else. Like it's worth it. Right.

1505
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:02,000
Like at any cost, make sure he doesn't get elected. Right. Right.

1506
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Anyway, so anyway, I thought that was kind of ridiculous that they thought he could be speaker of the house.

1507
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:12,000
And I'm glad to hear that. Well, I'm not sure. I'm glad to hear that McCarthy. There's a lot of there's that law.

1508
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:17,000
But I'm not a big fan of folks who didn't want him in there. We need new blood, in my opinion.

1509
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:26,000
We need a lot of changes here. I personally think it would be kind of funny if Trump did take the house and lead them for a while.

1510
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:32,000
I think it'd be funny as hell. That's certainly never happened. Right. It's never happened in U.S. history.

1511
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,000
No, where they just and it's interesting that there it could even be a possibility that somebody you don't have to be voted.

1512
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:42,000
Then you said we talked about this on previous. Yeah, but you don't even have to be a sitting member of Congress.

1513
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:53,000
I mean, it's scary. How does that work? I don't know. It's scary because currently, like right now, the California governor, Newsom, you know, he could slide in.

1514
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Let's just think. Kamal to Harris is kind of like, oh, I've got ovary cancer. I need to quit.

1515
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:05,000
You know, Biden, he nominates. He gets in a news from California. Right.

1516
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:12,000
All of a sudden, Biden is no longer fit for office. Jackass gets in. Oh, yeah.

1517
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:18,000
No, that can happen. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Just like that. There is nothing that we can do about it.

1518
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,000
There's speaker. The House does not automatically become vice president.

1519
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:28,000
No, no, no. The speaker. No, hold on. That's not what I'm talking about.

1520
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:42,000
No, that's not what the speaker of the House because vice president vice president when the vice president dies instantly and the kind of oh, my God, we need a temporary vice president just in case something else happens.

1521
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:53,000
It was like the speaker of the House is third in line. Yeah. So third in line, but it is temporary until the president appoints a new VP. Yeah.

1522
01:10:53,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Correct. Just until the but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about how if Kamala decides that she wants to leave for whatever reason, she quits. Yeah.

1523
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:06,000
She's quick. Like fucking I'm done. Biden. He gets to choose somebody.

1524
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:11,000
Well, he could do that now with anybody. He doesn't be speaker of the House. Can he dismiss her? Hold on.

1525
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:16,000
We're not talking about. I thought you said Gavin Newsom becomes speaker of the House. No, no, no, no, no. Vice president. No.

1526
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:25,000
OK. Yeah. As far as I can make sense. No, ignore speaking the House. Yeah. Yeah. Joe Biden. Yeah. Vice president. But do they have to be confirmed by the Senate?

1527
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Which they have the I don't think so. I think Biden just puts it out there and it's done. It's done deal. These are all great questions. Can the president just dismiss the vice president? Yes.

1528
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:46,000
I don't know. You're done. I don't think that's the he's there. They're on the ticket. So that can't happen because they were elected. So they have to step down or something has to impose like some sort of medical condition.

1529
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:56,000
impeachment. Oh, possibly. And peach the vice president for being a. Are we looking are we looking at at at Trump's announcement tonight?

1530
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:06,000
This is the system is OK. I was like that because Pence will not be there. They're not friends anymore after what Trump did to. Yeah. Well, Pence had an interview today.

1531
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:13,000
A while in Pence basically spoke out about the January 6th deal. Yeah. He wasn't on board with it being a stolen election.

1532
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Well, I mean, he basically said he says, look, I'm friends with Trump. I support Trump 100 percent. He's a class. He's like, but here's my feelings about about life and my devotion isn't to Trump.

1533
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:35,000
My devotion is to God and my devotion is to country. Applaud that million percent. He said that those are the that's the pecking order that came in.

1534
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:41,000
And when this scenario popped up, I felt like the president was stepped over the line. I agree. And that's that's where I'm at.

1535
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Yeah. He was he was asking. Yeah. He was asking Trump was asking him to decertify.

1536
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:57,000
And he was like, no, I'm not willing to do that. Did he actually ask that he did. Yeah. Well, I would have to because there was so many anomalies going on.

1537
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:03,000
You know, there was cause, you know, in my opinion, there was cause. Yeah. It just would have been a disaster had that played out.

1538
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Yes, that would have played out. That would have been really bad. They would have rioted and maybe even the capital. I mean, it's bad. Oh, wait. I did that happen.

1539
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:19,000
I'm saying it. It got bad. It's halftime. The the Ides of November. It's dudes like us. We're going to take a break.

1540
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:26,000
We're going to come back and we're going to have a new bourbon and we're going to have a different perspective as we're going to list of fantastic things.

1541
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:36,000
People dying, people celebrating. Paul has all kinds of shit. Thanksgiving coming up. Yeah, I got some. I got some Darwinism awards that I want to talk about this week.

1542
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:57,000
And they're sad, but I mean, you kind of have to talk about dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Joe. Shout out to producer Senior Austin.