singing in bathhouses.
Correct.
Do you know that for a fact?
Yes.
He sings in bathhouses?
No, he said Barry Manilow got his start by singing in bathhouses.
Yeah.
Was that like when they went in too deep he made that noise kind of thing?
No, they have singers, they have live entertainment in those bathhouses.
In bathhouses?
Is this like a jazz trio?
No, they're gay bathhouses.
Well maybe we could do a podcast in one of those bathhouses.
That's how Bette Miller got her start as well.
That's a horrible idea.
What is wrong with you?
We'd be behind one of those opaque glass screens where we can't really see what's going on, who it is.
That's it.
Except there's a guy going, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Well, we could be crotchless underneath the table so no one sees.
Crotchless?
Yeah.
What?
I'm not trying to be a dick, but I'm out.
Yeah, Sean, you could do this solo.
Yeah, I'm out.
Yeah.
All right, well, it's...
I'm out too, actually.
I didn't really want to get involved.
He's rethinking.
I started thinking about the Bury Manil thing and the whole singing and how big his butt has to be to be able to...
Handle all that?
Yeah.
Well, that was a short intro.
It is already November.
We've skipped a couple weeks because Paul was...
We have.
...galavanting around the world yet again.
Yeah, yeah.
He's hanging on the...
Not in the world.
That was my elk hunt.
Hanging out at the Pike's Peak of Colorado.
No.
Did you do any hunting?
Wrong area.
Way west.
Oh, sorry.
Colorado's a big place.
It is a big place.
Yeah.
And evidently it's so big that the elk weren't there.
They weren't.
They were in this guy's front yard at the football game.
Unbelievable.
I love that.
Well, this is Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And we've got football stories coming up.
Yeah.
We've got some fantastic deaths.
Today is November 8th.
Wow.
Somebody wanted to die?
It's what?
November 8th is election day.
Election day.
So it's very exciting.
We've got some hot stuff coming up.
And we're going to try to pull up that website.
That keeps us up to date.
But what is that website?
It is Biden.com.
I don't know.
Well, any new site.
Fox will do it.
Any of them.
Yeah, there's a million of them.
CNN, MSNBC.
But it's kind of what's the point?
Because they've already told us we're not going to find out for weeks.
Yeah.
They've already laid the groundwork that...
It's so complicated.
For...
It's just bullshit.
Yeah, it's so difficult now.
They can't count them like they did before.
Well, I mentioned earlier when we were talking before the show, and I was like, when my parents...
I remember as a kid, when my parents were voting, it was all paper.
And they knew that night.
Absolutely.
Even the presidency, they knew that night.
Even when I started voting when I was 18, you know, shit, 30 years ago.
Long time ago.
You still knew.
Yeah.
So this is a relatively new phenomenon.
It totally is.
And I don't understand why, because if it's all electronic, theoretically, you want to
improve, right?
So it's like any business, you want to improve the process to make it faster and easier.
It is no reason.
We're going backwards.
Absolutely.
And you know what?
We can all have some hot sports opinions on that one, but I know my theory.
Well, I think...
It opens the door to find more ballots.
Well, that, and I think the Dems found a recipe, I don't know when it was.
It was after Bush, because that was the whole Chad thing, remember?
Oh, hanging Chad.
The hanging Chad.
And I remember Florida took a week because of that whole thing.
Everything else was fine.
They had to hand inspect every single ballot.
Yeah.
Well, you know, currently, we were talking about Herschel Walker, I know he's up by a
couple points now.
We've got almost 1.2 million people vote and Democrats up 55.8%.
Herschel is 42.6.
No way.
They say that's 24% reporting.
No way.
It can't be that big of a lead for...
Well, that's what it says right now.
What are those numbers again?
55 to 42?
55.8 to 42.6.
No fucking way.
And Alabama is Republican super strong, 75 to 24.
Where is that?
Alabama.
But that's 1% reporting.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't like looking at it this early.
Oh, it just gives you anxiety.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Rand Paul, 58.9%, over 41.1.
About JD Vance in Ohio, anything there?
Ohio?
Too way over.
Yeah.
Tim Ryan is up 60.4 over JD Vance, 39.6.
Yeah, that won't hold.
Yeah, it's 9% voting though.
So I mean, right now, the GOP, or the House sits at 38 Dems, 34 Republicans.
Yeah, my fear is we're going to wake up tomorrow and this supposed red wave is not actualized.
And we don't win the Senate.
Correct.
Or the House.
Oh, God.
This is a referendum on our stuff.
There's literally no way that can happen.
Like legitimately, in my opinion.
But hey, that's just me.
We'll see.
No, that's right.
We'll see.
We can't hear the producer because he doesn't have a microphone.
Two years ago, we said the same thing with Biden.
There's no way he's going to win.
No, I mean legitimately.
What happened?
He didn't win legitimately.
He won.
Well, regardless, he won.
He's in the office.
I'll tell you, I'm frustrated.
How do you change this?
I don't know.
What do we do?
I mean, do we have to go to war?
You're using the wrong key.
Go to war.
Is it?
Do we?
Seriously, I mean, what do we do to fix this?
Who do we battle?
Well, didn't you say someone said that if Hershel Walker wins, there's going to be a
civil war?
Well, that was Howard Stern.
Howard Stern.
Was speaking his frickin mind.
He said those idiots.
Oh, what did he say?
The Howard Stern quote.
I think he called them idiots.
But basically he was dogging anybody that could vote for him.
Yeah.
He was doing it for the people.
He was dogging anybody that could vote for Hershel Walker.
So anyway, and then of course, Obama insulted him.
Remember that?
Oh, I didn't hear that.
Oh, yeah.
He said he's an ignorant celebrity that has no business being in politics.
Right.
And he was qualified to be in politics.
He had no qualifications.
I don't remember him having qualifications.
Are you talking about Obama?
Yeah.
He went straight in from running an Oscar Myers daycare straight into a Senate seat.
He was a senator.
He was at that for about a year or two.
Right.
And then he was.
And didn't vote all that much, apparently.
Yeah.
Because he just, you know, hobnobbing.
Community organizer.
And you know what?
Whatever.
Throw stones.
Look, I like, besides, I don't like Obama's policies at all.
I think he's crooked, conniving, but he speaks eloquently.
And did you dig the fucking mustache sitting above his eyes?
Did he used to, like as president, I don't recall his eyebrows being so bushy.
He's penciling penciling.
No, no, I mean, right now, Obama's eyebrows look like like Saddam Hussein's mustache.
They just saw like a big old caterpillar.
They're just, I mean, they're bigger.
He was out on a speech the other day supporting Biden and they just looked, they weren't groomed.
Let's put it that way.
Well, maybe it kind of looked like Michelle Obama's crotch.
I mean, it was just like two big bush bushels of hair above the eyebrows.
Wow.
What?
And a bulge?
You mean a bulge?
Oh, whatever.
I don't want those.
But did you hear that he there's a rumor that he wants to be or a part owner of the Phoenix
Sons?
Yes, I heard.
I was thinking to myself, that was just he goes from being like not a millionaire to being
able to buy the Sons.
Well, he's a part owner.
Well, how much money has Netflix paid him?
How much money is Spotify?
You know what I'm saying?
It does not just nauseate.
He's got to he's got land of Martha Vineyards, you know, acreage.
I know.
But he but he but he lighted all these cherry gigs after he got out.
Yeah, that's true.
And he gets half a million dollars speaking engagements every two every two weeks.
He speaks for 45 minutes and a big rush of that happens.
You know, yeah, I don't either.
I don't know.
I'm so I wouldn't.
It just goes back to that whole if you're a politician, you know, to me, you're set
for life, you're set for life, you're set for life.
Yeah.
And it's nauseating.
But anyway, anyway, so big, nice, the big big nice.
But we have some other things to talk about besides the election.
We can talk about a bourbon real quick or actually our whiskey.
It is a whiskey.
It's a week.
We can we can we go.
I mean, I want to talk about the whiskey.
I do want to talk about the whiskey.
But you have other plans.
Well, not not too much.
But we did brush up on the old your elk trip.
I mean, did you not see an elk?
Did anyone see an elk?
No, I saw anything.
How much hunting did you actually do?
Because you got sucked in, didn't you?
Was so no.
So we got there on we drove all day Thursday and we ran into some problems.
We found out that there was a group ahead of us and it was five degrees at the top of
the mountain and they it was you couldn't pass without snow chains.
Also, you're on the road on the on the road to get there.
Right.
So now we're going through like this is our last chance to go pick up some snow chains
somewhere, right?
Otherwise, we're not going to make it to where we need to to camp.
And Jerry's got two, but not four.
So here I am calling eight different places that could possibly have snow chains.
And we managed to find one that had his his size.
Right.
It's a big it's a big tire that he has.
Anyway, so we weren't going to make it in time.
It was like we had like a five minute window to get to the O'Reilly's auto parts.
Right in time.
And we came up on a jackknife semi truck.
Oh, you raided that you raided the snow tires from there.
The snow chains.
Oh, no, we didn't make a truck full of chains.
No, that would be cool.
They took them off the truck, the truck tires.
Yeah, no, that didn't happen.
Anyway, so we ended up having to stay the night in Gunnison and we just parked the RV
in the Walmart parking lot and slept in the parking lot.
And when it opened the next morning, we got the chains and did some other stuff to prayer,
you know, get water and all sorts of other stuff.
There's always one thing after another.
We're filling up the RV with water.
So that water starts leaking.
So you always walk us through the night of the Walmart thing.
So you're there.
Shit, it's closed.
All right.
Well, let's just set up the RV.
We'll spend the night here.
So what do you guys do?
You guys go to bed, you snuggle or watch TV, drink a little bourbon, some Hallmark movies,
watch Netflix.
No, and no, and no, and no, and no.
You say porn?
Yeah.
No, you guys definitely know on that one.
You and Jerry read to bit all night long.
We didn't read to bit.
No brown to bit.
No grinders.
No red to be at Brown Tube.
I don't know what that means.
I just thought we did learn a new term in this whole trip.
Cornhole.
Oh, that's a game.
Yeah.
Well, now it's not.
Now, cornhole is also maybe brown tubing is what you I think you were saying.
I've heard cornhole use in that manner.
Yeah.
So lots of jokes about cornhole cornhole.
I was corn hold.
Let's go corn holding.
Speaking of the boys are playing competitive cornhole tonight.
Oh my God.
Who is the house?
What Stephen said?
No way.
Interesting.
I'm betting money.
Well, it was it's free.
It's free entry.
It's at a sports bar.
OK, so it's free entry and the winning team gets 500 bucks.
Very nice.
So wow.
OK, well, that's good.
Anyway, lots of jokes about that.
But anyway, in the next day, still, we have a long night.
I mean, what time did you arrive at Wal-Mart?
Oh, is it like 10, 9?
No, no, they closed at 730.
We did not.
No, no, no.
They closed at 8, 8 and we didn't make it.
And so I don't know.
We were in the parking lot by like maybe nine or something.
I see there.
We went to bed.
You went to bed fairly quick.
Did you make a stew?
We were tired.
Oh, was we stopped and ate?
We stopped and ate some Subway, I think.
So do they have like he's got a really I mean, because his is the the
older RV got stolen.
So he's got a brand new RV, brand new RV.
Pretty nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
Rummier.
It has a slide that wouldn't go out.
Was that like a play slide?
No, no, no.
That's where the you know, it extends out and it makes the the RV bigger.
Did you guys slide?
We spent a lot of time on it.
So finally, we got up to the mountain on Friday and we spent we didn't hunt on.
We didn't hunt on Saturday.
The first day of hunting, we didn't do it because we were trying to fix stuff on the
RV.
The slide wouldn't go out.
There was leaking.
We're always something.
This is brand new.
Brand new.
It's always something.
Those RVs, RVs, campers are just having to have a warranties on them.
Yes.
Yes, they do.
But when you're on top of the mountains, you know, and you need shit fixed at the moment.
I mean, here I am looking up stuff on on YouTube, trying to figure out how we get this to manually
happen.
Did you figure out how to get the slide out?
We figured out that there was a manual.
There's a manual place to do it underneath the RV.
So we had to get out and do that.
That's a hand crank.
Yeah, hand crank.
That's exactly what it was.
Hand crank.
So but no, but once.
So what happens is if you pull it in too far, like if you retract it too far, it can bind,
which how would they even allow?
Why would they allow that to happen?
Right.
Cost cutting.
So ridiculous.
So anyway, put a little thing there to stop it.
You think I have a little rubber stopper or something.
Save 10 cents.
Yeah, no.
So it he retracted it too far during the summer, maybe the last time he used it.
And it got bound up.
And then you have to hand crank it to get past that point.
And then the electric thing worked again.
So does it give you like another three feet or so?
How far to go out?
Yeah, quite a bit.
Quite a bit.
Like maybe even more than that.
Maybe three or four feet.
Yeah.
I mean, it made a big difference in inside the RV.
And I was like, dude, don't worry about it.
It's fine.
The service was able to sleep on the floor anyway, but it made a big difference anyway.
So yeah.
Anyway, we got up to the mountain and we sorted out some of that.
Anyway, the first day of hunting, we got out there 530 five in the morning.
You know, beautiful, though, like the sun hadn't come up.
Stars are frickin unbelievable.
Elk everywhere.
No elk anywhere.
13 degrees.
We sat there for three and a half hours.
And we were frozen.
It was the first time that four of us and one of them, like finally they come over to
me and they're like, we're leaving.
Right.
And I was like, hey, not going to get an argument from me.
Yeah.
But it was kind of cool.
We went back to the Jerry.
All of them.
I turned around all three of them standing there going, we're leaving.
How many days early was that?
I mean, days early.
I mean, that was the second day of hunting.
Is that what you mean?
What do you mean?
I mean, you were supposed to be up there 10 days, right?
Oh, we I mean, we hunted one, two, three, four, at least five days.
Not very long.
So there's days that you just don't do anything to sit around and there was one debate that
I don't remember doing any of that or corn holeing.
No, I mean, we browned.
I think there was a day that we decided just you know what?
We're just going to chill.
What do you do?
I mean, on the days you don't hunt, what do you do?
Well, hang out in the RV.
Watch your chill.
Right?
Chilled.
Totally chilled.
You know, we got the charcoal grill going and watching Netflix.
Grilled some stuff.
No, I mean, we didn't.
I mean, we had one bar.
So we thankfully got to watch the World Series.
I mean, it was really sketchy and spotty.
I missed the entire world.
I could care less about the world.
I know you're not.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you got to be a fan.
I mean, the Texas were in it.
I probably watch, but I get it.
Even then, I've lost a whole I don't know.
I have no interest in baseball anymore.
I get it.
I mean, in the Astros, there's no way I would have watched it.
But I still am an Astros fan.
And I know a lot of people.
The Astros.
Cheaters, they're cheaters.
They want to cheaters.
They were.
I know.
They probably still are.
No, to some degree.
They wanted.
Do you remember what they were cheating about?
Yes, of course.
They were stealing the signs and giving it to the batter.
Yes, I know.
I get it.
Anyway, they wanted people out looking.
I thought they were banging.
They were banging.
Yes, somebody was.
I don't know if they had a video, but anyway, they were banging on the trash cans.
To tell them what the pitch was.
You would think that they could do a little more covert than that.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it was it was a little more involved in that.
Like a little walkie talkie like.
Yeah.
Instead of the entire stadium here.
Maybe some some strobes from the outfield.
Just like someone like like Air Traffic Control.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody like somebody in centerfield with the lit up the batons.
The little batons.
That's a great idea.
How about this?
How about someone come with a fastball?
It's going to be a curveball.
It's going to be a slider.
Well, it's not cool.
So if you guys didn't watch any of the game, any of the series zero.
OK, there was a Houston pitcher that gave up five home runs in the first four innings.
OK, then they were saying he was tipping and I was like that.
My first reaction was, holy shit, he was deliberately telling the batters what he was going to throw.
And I think it was deliberate.
It wasn't deliberate.
The tipping is when you do something differently with your delivery that makes it clear to
them what you're going to show the difference.
You never do that.
And they showed the difference.
It was drastic.
Yeah.
You can't do that.
How to do with his kick.
So even even Bryce Harper called the guy that guy on deck called him over, Bon and whispered
something in his ear and they even asked him, what do you whisper?
He's like, that's between Bon and I.
Anyway, next pitch home run.
So they're basically saying if he if he if he brings his elbow down or kicks his leg
out or knee, blah, blah, blah, he's going to throw his leg.
It's his kick.
Yeah.
He was a fastball.
He way out.
He gave up a record five home runs in four innings.
Who does that?
Anyway, he did.
Cheaters.
Anyway, we persevered.
We won in six games.
You live in Dallas.
And would you stop at that?
I'm not I'm not a Cowboys fan.
I'm not a Rangers fan.
I'm not exactly.
I am a Stars fan with you.
I am a Stars fan because he's a loser.
Houston does not have an NHL team.
So when I lived in Houston, had they had one, I probably would still be a fan.
Well, you saw that the NHL says there's too many white people.
Oh, I know.
NHL said that.
Yes.
That's actually that story as well.
Yeah, I read that one.
But I was like, I still I'm like, I was surprised.
I mean, they don't want black people don't want to play hockey.
Yep.
We've had that.
That, you know, it's not there.
Well, it's not necessarily the players.
It's not their sport of choice when they're a kid.
Right.
It isn't.
That's why you have a bunch of Canadians and Russians and Slovaks.
Yes.
This is no conspiracy is whatever the kids want to play when they're little and then
they be going to middle school and then they go into high school.
And if that's your sport of choice, then they stick with it.
But there you don't have a lot of black athletes that choose that choose really to play hockey.
A diversity report.
This is no conspiracy.
And in response, both the league and the Associated Press have determined that white people should
stop playing hockey or work in hockey.
OK, but they're talking about the staff.
You're not talking about the players.
The report found 83.6 of the NHL staff and the staffs of leagues teams are white.
I go back to it that you have to be interested in hockey to want to work in hockey.
Exactly.
Most of them are former hockey players.
I actually I'm going to go out on them.
62 percent are men, far more balanced than the league's roster, which are made up entirely
of men.
You know, come on.
You know, it's kind of like.
OK, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What?
Read that again.
The report also found that 62 percent of staff are men, far more balanced than the league's
rosters, which are made up entirely of men.
That makes no sense.
Men's Hockey League.
Hmm.
There's no women in the NHL.
Why?
Do they?
Oh, what a profound statement.
You're a working moron of a of a of a quote journalist.
David Zalubowski.
What an idiot.
This is right off of like a Twitter feed.
This is a joke.
Made up entirely of men, you think?
Social justice.
That's just the league should stop hiring white.
That totally just triggered me.
But also, did you hear about the complaint that there were not enough or any U.S.-born
black people in the World Series?
Well, let that soak in.
There were plenty of black people in the in the World Series on both sides, but they weren't
U.S.-born.
So we're getting even more granular.
Yep.
And they there's because you get black people from Cuba, from Puerto Rico.
And apparently they're not that they don't matter.
Those aren't.
Yeah.
Black.
Those black.
Those black lives don't matter.
But it has to be U.S.-born black lives that seem to matter.
It was it was the most offensive thing I've ever heard.
Who's saying that?
Stephen A. Zalubowski.
Oh, God, who was it?
You'd have to look it up.
Oh, Stephen that Smith, that commentator, that jackass.
I think it might have been him at the same time.
Another story came out where he said he's underpaid and he's the highest paid.
And he makes like eight million bucks a year.
He's the highest paid one on this on the network on ESPN.
Yes.
And he said he's underpaid.
Yeah.
Cool, right?
If you could get it anyway, retarded.
You know, speaking of the men, the whole thing about the men and hiring men, you know, there's
that guy, Jordan Peterson and I would in Peterson.
Jordan Peterson is a speaker.
I think he was a Canadian.
He was a Canadian professor, a psychologist.
And he has opinions on, you know, the the we he she they.
That's where he got his start, not his start, but that's where he kind of made to people
started listening to him.
And he's got a history on a bunch of different things.
I mean, as far as like his diet, he's like an all meat potatoes, literally meat and potatoes
at a steak tonight.
Yeah.
Steak, potatoes.
That's it.
Did you have potatoes?
He said he lost like like 60 pounds, something tremendous like that.
He says it's a boring diet, but you know, I'm healthy.
I can handle that.
And I can eat that every day.
So he he comes out with the twelve rules for life on what you do.
But there were some women that were debating with him, this one English lady, and she was
just like, you know, talking about the men and the jobs they do and how the women equality
and how women aren't making as much money as the guys are.
And you know, how come women can't be into the politics?
And it's like, well, you know, welcome women.
I mean, we spoke a little bit about this.
I think in some of the past podcasts, but, you know, there are bricklayers out there
that are how many bricklayers are women?
You know, how many how many women climb down in the sewers and fix it?
It is not the occupation that is the choice of women.
Correct.
Well, it's it's not their first choice.
He was basically saying, you know, men are necessary.
You know, women are like, you know, we don't need men.
We could do everything ourselves.
No, no, you can't.
Well, I mean, no, they can't take a shot at it.
I mean, but they can't.
Right.
They can't.
If you have a gaggle of women and they and you put them on an island and you have a group
of guys, the guys are going to have a enriched community of stuff.
And the women.
But I also think the guys will ultimately fail as well.
They will.
No, I agree.
Through leadership.
Yeah, it's you.
You have to have both.
I get it.
What he's saying is that it's necessary to have men because, you know, it's hard to be
a man.
You know, there's who's going to do that type of job?
Who's going to who's going to wake up every single morning and go down to jump on the
garbage truck and throw the garbage into the garbage truck and drive down the street, go
to the next house?
You know, are those are those the guys that are trying to to oppress their woman?
Yeah.
Is that why they're working that job is to oppress their women?
Well, just go back to the very beginning.
Right.
The men are the were the warriors of the tribe, the hunters, the hunters.
Right.
And the women were the I mean, some were hunter gatherers.
Right.
And but the women, for the most part, were the gatherers.
Right.
And then when they brought the ship back, the women would prepare it and the men would
rest.
I mean, you know what I mean?
It's everybody.
And it's not it's not a they suck or they're weak or they are not as important as their
role.
Everybody's got a role to make the whole thing.
Look at the American Indian and how their tribes were set up.
Yeah.
And you had your hunters who went out.
Yeah.
And they would come back.
The ladies would take it.
They'd skin it, get it, cook it.
They'd grow the crops.
They take care of the.
Yeah.
I don't know if you want to call the city or whatever they're in.
Right.
Yeah.
Wherever they're looking at the tent, all the TVs.
Right.
So they take care of they take care of their community, whereas the guys would protect
the community and go hunting.
And I can promise you remember, like you said, they have a tent, a tent city, a tipi city,
and that shit tearing it down, putting it together, putting it all on the horses and
the wagons or whatever and moving on.
And do you know how much work the women did on that shit?
I mean, come on.
I know.
Mind boggling how much work they did.
You know, that makes me think of another thing.
I read an interesting story today.
You know what a stone we're is?
W E I R. We're hopefully I'm saying it right.
We're so it is.
So there was a story today.
Yeah, he's got it pulled up.
So they found a stone rear, which was 11,000 years old.
And what this is, is back then, even they were smart enough to know how to trap fish.
OK, so the high tide would come in, right?
The high tide would come in this that the fish would swim, would swim inland and they
would build they would build a structure to trap them when when the water went out.
OK, called a stone rear.
Anyway, they figured out this thing was 11,000 years old.
How did they date such?
I mean, because I mean, the world didn't exist seven eleven thousand years, I thought, because
then that one Jesus had said that.
Yes.
OK, well, let's open that can of worms.
Yeah, seriously, though.
I mean, so imagine that 11,000 years ago, these these guys were smart enough to figure
out how to trap fish by building this stone rear.
And do you think the women could have carried all those rocks and and, you know, would they
have gone out there and built built this thing so that they could catch fish, they could
live?
We should ask them.
I'm going to ask them.
Let me call Shelley.
Shelley, how big how big a rock can you carry?
Why?
I'm not killing any rocks.
Yeah.
OK, never mind.
Thank you.
I'll cook the fish.
I feel like I won't eat fish.
Yeah.
You have to get it anyway.
I thought that was a cool story about 11000 years ago.
They were smart enough to catch these fish using building this stone structure that.
What do you think was like living 11000 years ago?
Cold.
I mean, who was around?
I'd like the Sumerians and all that.
What?
That is that how long ago?
How long ago were the Sumerians?
The Egyptians were the Egyptians were to 2000 years ago.
2000 years ago.
Well, there there were there were there were people before that as well.
Of course, of course.
But I mean, we're talking way back.
So where was this at?
Alaska.
Yeah.
Go figure.
Eskimos.
Well, and that's where, you know, there used to be a land bridge.
Right.
Have you ever you ever read the stories about the migration patterns?
Like how they got from here to here to here.
And it was because there was a land bridge between Russia and Alaska.
Yeah, so they were able to.
Well, and they followed the animals just like the just like the Indians followed the buffalo.
Yeah, right.
They followed the mastodons or the the wooly mammoths.
Well, that's why I was also bringing up.
But we're one of the other podcasts where they had the Catholic.
Dudes that were conquest the conquest.
The Knights Templar.
Yeah, the Knights Templar.
They found stuff.
Yes.
The Templar or the Crusades.
They found stuff like in Indiana on stones, symbolic of the Crusades and the Templar.
Oh, wow.
How is that possible?
Did someone bring them over or did the Templars come over?
Well, that's my point.
Did they or was there a mass?
How long has this organization been going on?
And you know, the theory is it's still active and they're like a kind of a hidden society
type thing.
Yeah.
So somebody in Indiana had a stone that referenced.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it was in the field.
I'm going with Amazon Prime.
Yeah, it was in a field could be the drone.
It was dropped.
No, it was a huge rock.
Huge rock.
Yeah, it was spherical.
And they had moved it and there was all this writing on the underside of it like an LTL
shipment.
So could someone have done the writing and then turned it back over?
Like they aged it.
They who knows?
I guess it's possible.
But I mean, first of all, who would know the language good enough to do it?
They had to bring in people.
They had to bring people in that knew the language.
And it was it was difficult.
It was an old Hebrew.
Well, that's like when they found the the they had a huge breakthrough in being able
to do the Egyptian hieroglyphics because it was translated from the Greek because they
found that stone, the Rosetta Stone.
Right.
Remember that?
You guys ever read?
Did you pay attention in history in high school?
Come on.
Yeah, that was that was the Rosetta Stone was huge.
They broke broke open how they could read hieroglyphics.
Yeah.
I want you to get a job.
I love I love history.
I wish.
So now you love history.
I bring it up and you fuck with me.
I well, no, no, you have conspiracy theory shit.
That's not history.
I mean, the Sumerians are filled with conspiracy.
They were and the stuff that they were the tree of life and all kinds of energies and
crystals.
They were so smart.
The Sumerians, they were so smart.
They all died off.
They all died on.
Well, the word is that they didn't die off.
The word is that they they took off.
They took off.
They came back and built the pyramids of Egypt.
Was it the same as those people in California that wear the funky sneakers and they all
wait for the mothership to come?
Here's what I envision.
Really?
So we have got to get him off of the Discovery Channel.
Shit.
Listen, here's here's what I'm thinking.
Here's what I envision.
I think that these guys are are smart and they're using their influence.
They found out what gunpowder is.
They found out how to make these the rocket engines, but they didn't understand the outer
atmosphere.
So I can just imagine all these dudes piling up in this tall, hollowed out tree with these
fins and it's all bad ass and they harness their methane.
They get up into the air and then they all die.
They suffocate three miles in the atmosphere.
Yeah, I can't see that.
And then they fall back down to Earth frozen and they die.
Yeah, it's sad.
In a tree.
Where the tree does Kesha's fire halfway up.
Meanwhile, all we were doing was hollowing out trees and floating around on them.
Well, the Sumerians lasted from forty one hundred B.C. to seventeen fifty B.C.
So that is an extended period.
What did you say they took?
They took.
He said they take off.
And what did you say they take?
They died out.
I didn't say anything.
I can't remember exactly what the quote was.
That was kind of funny.
They didn't do this.
They took off.
With white gym sneakers on.
All right.
Anyway, so that's our history lesson segment.
Let's go to our bourbon.
Oh, yeah, perfect time for the bourbon bourbon segment.
It's a weeded.
So we need to insert bourbon music right here.
This is an American whiskey.
It's 51 percent red.
There's a French lick.
What is a French lick?
That was the French lick is an area of Indiana.
Oh, I was thinking something a lot more.
I've got you saucy and I like this.
There is also a take a French wake up drop it to called French.
51 percent red, 24 percent oats, 25 percent Indiana, smoke malt.
Oh, dude, gentlemen, the proof is one twenty seven.
Actually, this is higher.
I think that's accurate.
This is a single bearer.
Everyone's going to be a little bit different.
Well, this one, first of all, six years old.
Yeah, that was four years old.
Well, we have a single barrel, which is higher proof than that.
It's 128 is what I remember.
Whatever on the bottle.
Do you have the bottle there?
What's the proof?
Upper right hand corner, 128, 125, 125.
That will put some hair on your chest.
All right.
Yeah, it's got it.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
All right.
What else?
What else we got?
So it's definitely not a bourbon.
What else did you put in there?
Four years.
No, this is our six, right?
Eight, six years.
What do you think?
I'm going to give it an eight.
I'll give it a six and a half to a seven.
No, I'll give it a seven.
And we're throwing out the low scores, so we'll go with eight.
We throw out the low and the high, so we'll go with seven.
No, no, no.
No, so it's a seven.
No, just the lowest.
The lowest scores.
No, you know.
Why do you sound like a democratic voting machine with that?
I know they say that's got the...
Well, if that were the case, I would tell you tomorrow what the count is.
Yeah, that'll be next month.
Oh, yeah, next month.
The smoked peat, you could taste it, but it's not overpowering.
Wow, look at this.
The GOP just jumped up.
Dems 38, GOP 37.
Where?
It's for the House.
Overall?
Well, currently.
I mean, they're saying that the Republicans are going to destroy the House.
They're saying there's no way that the Republicans lose the House.
The Senate is a toss-up, but the House is like a no-brainer.
Bounce back.
No, what I was saying is the smoked peat, you get a lot of that with the scotches and
stuff.
You could taste it, but it's not overpowering.
No.
And it's not real smoky or anything like that.
Sometimes the scotches, the smoked peat is a little too much for me with the scotches.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't mind it with the little lime and club soda on the scotch.
But I was reading the bottle and I like these guys.
They have a nice...
Nice design on the front.
Kind of like you'd need in a Jones map.
That too, but they have a sense of humor.
Like they're reading the back and they're like, we're more about luck and mystique and
this and that and we're not so much about the...
What I'm looking for, like the...
Butthole?
Just throwing words out there.
No, no, no.
I think you nailed it.
What about the butthole is what they're really focused on.
Thanks for bailing me out on that one.
Well, I was coming, I was kind of in shock.
He said butthole.
Yeah.
It's French lick, you know, the butthole.
Wow.
Anyway.
So I did something that I haven't done in quite some time.
Shower?
I do share.
I got to share.
Psychos knows that this dude, his wife doesn't travel because she's got agoraphobia.
Some dudes like us may have experience with that.
Agoraphobia, you can look it up.
There are mild cases, there are extreme cases.
There are cases that can't travel very far.
My wife can't without falling into a full-pledge panic attack.
She was able to, typically 30 minutes is kind of the max she can go.
Wow.
45 minutes, we're going to have some stress.
We're going to have to get off the highway, take some side roads.
I mean, there's just decompress, like reset.
There's going to be some, yeah, you got to step off for a while.
She made it all the way from Dallas to southeast of Dallas, almost two hours out.
Yeah, Athens, Texas, right?
Out there by Canton, right?
Yeah.
Very nice.
Further south.
That's a big win.
She did fine, huh?
Driving out there, she did fine.
No meds, no nothing.
As far as I know, I mean, she didn't take any.
Just her Barry Manilow blaring on the radio.
Oh, John.
No, no, not really.
Did you guys sing on the way out there?
We actually played our podcast for part of it.
That kind of helped.
Well, then that explains it.
She was laughing.
No, she fell asleep.
Could be.
No, it was, well, whatever.
I've explained it.
So we made it south, and the reason why we're going out there was to go to a wedding, which
is another thing I want to talk about.
The weddings nowadays and some of these, you know, I don't want to say whether it was the
venue was nice.
It's country.
It's out in the middle of nowhere.
That's nice.
I mean, it's really country style.
Yeah.
Lots of trucks.
And it's not as stuffy and no pretentious.
Is that the right word?
Pretentious.
Yes.
It was like 68 degrees out there.
Was it an outdoor wedding?
It was an outdoor ceremony.
That's nice.
68 degrees out there.
It was perfect.
Was it in a field or a lake?
They had water, body water there.
Like a pond?
Yeah.
And no, there weren't any skaters.
Piranha.
Piranha?
Yeah, just a couple of alligators hanging out.
No, if there were anything like that, these guys would have shot it, scanned it and ate
it in front of everybody.
Oh, yeah, backwards dudes.
Well, you know, they live out in the country.
So, you know, they do country things.
They got to take care of stuff.
So it totally worked out.
It was a nice sunset.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
I'll tell you what, the great thing about it is that we had fun and we haven't been
able to do anything like that together.
I saw the picture.
You guys literally.
You were stressed.
Without any outside influence.
That Friday, you were highly stressed.
Oh, dude, it was.
You were in a good mood.
Well, yeah, because you didn't know how the drive was going to go.
Oh, look, man, the anticipation of death is worse than death itself.
You know, and it was I was expecting the worst.
Yeah, well, that's great.
It worked out.
And you guys had fun.
That's my great picture.
You're weird.
You feed cowboy hat.
And it's not that we reconnected so much.
It was just that, you know, when we go and do things, I mean, it's kind of like, you
know, we hang out for a little bit and all of a sudden the guys, we gravitate to one
side, the chicks disappear.
You know, I don't like high school.
Yeah.
So one side, girls on the other.
So, you know, we stuck together.
We were standing by each other the whole time we drank and we had fun.
It was something that we haven't done in a while.
Hotel room.
Nice.
Oh, it was.
We had plenty of hotel time.
No, it was more like no, no, I'm fast forwarding.
Oh, that's what that noise was.
I didn't know what that was.
Your son is a go ahead.
That's like she wearing a mermaid outfit.
I was fast forwarding.
Well, you called me.
I don't know if you remember you called me.
I called you asking about bourbon.
Were you talking about the guys?
Of course I was.
I brought a bottle of that larceny, one hundred twenty three point eight proof out there that
that single batch or that the barrel, whatever it was, barrel proof.
And it was, you know, it was a hit.
There was a couple of people out there that he was like, your name's Sean.
I was like, yeah, I remember you.
You came over my house and hooked up some some cable.
And that was a Roman.
I remember this guy, Roman.
I was just he laid some cable.
No, no, no, hooked up some cable and laying pipe.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Little bit of coin hole going on here.
All right.
Great.
Anyway, I'm happy for you guys.
So it was it was a good experience.
And for those guys that have have spouses or even for the guys that have agoraphobia,
you know, I would challenge you just to take baby steps.
Just do it.
You got to do it.
That's really the biggest thing is you just got to do it.
You're never going to be able to get over it if you don't do it.
Is she more open to go visit Preston now?
Well, I know the ladies want to go down and visit.
Well, we got to we got to schedule it and we got it.
We got to do it.
So that's that's basically it.
So it was two hours to Athens, you said three hours to hours.
Our and I know that's where I was going.
That's where I was going.
Well, I told her I was like, look, look, we're like our and it's like that.
Yeah, I was like, can you imagine it's just another hour and a half and we would be we
be where Preston's at?
You would see your baby boy.
Yeah.
So I mean, it was it's promising.
It was promising because you got to imagine my whole marriage.
I'm living this prison where it's difficult to travel places.
Yeah, that's right.
You know, and you and you love to travel.
Oh, yeah, I love it.
And she's got the attitude of you don't like it.
You can fucking leave me time you want.
I'm like, oh, that's not the point.
That doesn't end well, because at some point you come back.
Yeah.
You know, it's the front yard.
Yeah.
In a bonfire.
Here's your shit.
Well, you can I could go.
I think you would.
That is crazy.
But it was it was a cool wedding.
Something weird, though, that these kids got married at age 19.
Oh, wow.
That's really young.
Yeah.
How do you know them?
These are my wife's one of her best friends growing up.
It was her daughter.
It was the bride.
She wearing any like the bride was beautiful.
And he's 19 years old and beautiful blue eyes.
Wearing boots.
She was wearing a very nice, well-fitted dress and fit well.
Nineteen.
Nineteen years old.
Seriously, you do not see that very often.
That's kind of like Austin getting married.
You know what?
I shouldn't say that.
I mean, that is a normal thing.
I saw it a lot where I grew up.
Why not?
I mean, if they're not planning on.
I can't say here's the thing.
A lot of the kids that age now are planning on going to college and they're not going
to get married because right now college is the focus.
And then as soon as they get out of college, yeah, maybe they they start to get engaged
while they're in college.
Right.
And then they get married.
But I mean, if if college is not, you know, in the cards for some of these, let's get
married and get started right now.
Why not?
I mean, why not?
Seriously.
Well, the boy had nothing wrong with that.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
No, like I said, where I grew up, I'm a small town.
A lot of folks got married young.
I mean, so do you think you have a better chance at a longevity like like a long, healthy
marriage if you got married later or earlier?
Or does it does it make no difference?
I don't think it makes a difference because you see these old people are like, we just
celebrated our 80th wedding.
Right.
And they're like, we were high school sweethearts.
Yeah.
And then at the time, you're like, we were high school sweethearts.
We made it 10 years and we were like, yeah, we're done.
Right.
So it's up to the people.
So either way, it's up to the couple, I think.
What about you?
What about you, Sean?
You think it makes a difference if you get married at 19 versus married at 26?
Do you have a better chance at making it, you know, to the end?
Here's what do you think?
It's you know what?
I think marriage is so it's interesting.
I think that the older I think the more partners you have in life, regardless of age, like
I think the time.
No.
So let's say you're a woman like a harem.
I'd say that if if a woman dates 10 guys, concubine, she's she's not going to have
a healthy.
I think the more women date, the less healthy their marriage is going to be.
And there are statistics that support that.
So the more women date, the more men that they sleep with.
OK.
And that's actually an important distinction because you're supposed to.
The biblical thing is that you date, you date until and you figure out what different people
are like, but you don't sleep with everybody.
You're always comparing.
Because otherwise you're a hoe.
I mean, no, look, look, seriously, you know, I get a woman and you're like, hey, I mean,
you know, you find out she went out with 10 guys.
All right.
Well, she's been with 10 decks.
You know, I mean, it's just like that.
That's that's hoe territory.
Right.
I don't care how you want to dress it.
Is it you know, is it uncouth for me to say that or I know what you mean.
But here's the difference with a guy either to know it's very different for a guy.
Oh, is it?
It is.
And I didn't make up this role.
It's just that's what the way it is.
It's it's the genetics, you know.
But the you asked me the question.
All right.
So my answer is the marriages last longer for those statistically from those whose women
have dated less men slept with less men.
Correct.
You know, I'm not talking you got like Don Juan over there.
Hey, are you doing how many how many men you've been with?
One school.
We're going to last forever.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about, you know, like, you know, you talk about these these small town kids
getting together.
Yeah, they're going to be together for a long time because they truly do love each other.
There's no distractions in life.
You know, there's no comparisons.
No comparisons.
Yeah.
You know, greener on the other side because the pool is not as large.
If you're out in the country, the pool you have.
All right.
I went to school like where I went to school.
I had 100 people in my class, 50 of them girls.
Right.
But so I had 50 girls.
The same statistically.
You could be in the middle of the city with the same statistics as what I'm talking about.
What I'm talking about is I didn't have as many options that say maybe you guys had.
Right.
Because my pool of girls was much smaller.
Now, the two that got married may have been even smaller.
Right.
So they found each other and she found him and whatever.
And he's the greatest thing since last.
But now they moved to Dallas and she's also like, oh, my God, look at these guys.
Right.
Who knows?
But for me, I had I had thousands of options.
I mean, maybe tens of thousands of options.
We're not talking about handicapped pets.
Oh, yeah.
We're talking about women.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, no, I didn't really.
Anyway, I was not really a player.
Yeah.
Were you a player?
I was not a player.
I wouldn't know.
I didn't turn into that.
I thought you were Sean Cruz.
I wasn't a player, though.
They put me on that pedestal.
I didn't ask for that pedestal.
It just comes naturally.
No, it was a it was a business decision that that company made because I was the only white
boy in the place.
You ripped the rewards.
I did.
I was good looking back then.
I wasn't I was on the swim team for a long while, so I wasn't fat like I am now.
And you know, I wasn't hard on the ice for some of these women that came up.
Yeah.
I mean, I wasn't like, you know, like now where people are like, what happened to him?
He got a car wreck.
Did he crash into a Krispy Kreme donut place?
Just eat it all.
Speaking of speaking of that, you know, Brandon Frazier, the guy from Blast from the Past.
Oh, Brendan.
Brendan.
Yes.
Brendan Frazier.
Well, he they're giving him they're giving him such a hard time.
He morphed into something because he was Tarzan ripped.
Yes.
So apparently he's back.
Yeah.
So he's back into acting and he's a bigger dude now.
Right.
Well, he's wearing a fat suit there.
Well, but yeah, they're saying.
But here's the thing, Brent.
There was something.
So there was something that he had done because they were like, where did Brendan Frazier
go?
Right.
What was the day?
When was the day that he died in the Hollywood?
Right.
When did he stop coming in A-list?
There is a there.
What did happen?
There's an interesting story behind that.
And he was sitting at one of the awards ceremony and the camera hit him just right where he
looked awful.
And he laughed extremely goofy.
And and they're saying that was the moment where that was the moment that everything
turned around.
No one hired him anymore.
And he was just recently.
I don't know.
I mean, he you know, he just he just recently received an award.
And what?
I don't know what it was, but it was just within the last two or three months, it was
an award for accomplishments.
And because he really does have a lot of accomplishments and there was no real reason why they took
him off the list, except he was getting a little bit chubbier and his hair was thinning.
But he played a lot of great, really great characters.
Well, so my understanding is he's back in a TV show and he's a heavier set dude now.
But I mean, he's well, yeah, look, I mean, he's heavier set, but he's also wearing a
fat suit.
Yeah.
But he is heavier.
He's heavier.
I don't know.
But he's not that.
Well, but I don't know what that is.
Actually, that is that.
See, see right there.
That's real.
Well, yeah, but no, I'm talking down here in the middle where you see him smiling and
the next one over.
Right.
That one.
He's got something else going on there.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Look at his neck.
I don't know.
He's recognizable as 600 pound man in The Whale.
So, yeah, that was a fat suit.
Yeah.
So that was a fat suit.
But he morphed into that.
So anyways, I don't know what the true reason was, if there was some sort of underlining
thing, but he is.
He's huge.
I mean, the mummy.
He is Republican.
Yes.
That's all he is.
That's why they delisted him.
I mean, very well could be.
For sure.
I went for them to do that to Chris Pratt, but I think Chris Pratt is too big right now.
Is he untouchable?
I know.
I agree with that.
I loved it when Chris Pratt got onto one of these shows and he was talking about God and
soldiers.
He is an outspoken Christian.
And he was just like, and like the men that died for this country, Jesus died for you
on the cross, you know, and gave their blood.
Like Jesus gave his blood, so did the men from this country, you know, to support it.
The ultimate sacrifice.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
And it was, you know, 20 seconds long.
And you know what is for a bunch of kids and the kid, I mean, they gobbled it up and you
know, love it.
Good for him.
And nobody, the people that were there, they all applaud you.
How could you not applaud it?
I know.
Well, because they're evil haters.
Oh, they're out there.
Those are the folk.
Those are the evil folk.
But I am super excited about Elon Musk and thinning out the even if it's just a little
slice of that big tech, I think it's so fantastic.
I think he's put big tech on alert.
He put the he's put in the media and the libs on alert.
I know.
And it's hysterical.
I've been I've been reading the news on how they are just freaking out out over him taking
over.
Yep.
And this whole blue check thing, I could give a shit about the whole.
I'll even look at that.
I wasn't even sure exactly what it means.
It means had been verified that you are who you are.
You're supposed to be.
Yeah, you're verified and trustworthy that what you say, right?
So I didn't know the trustworthy part.
So you're not a bot and what I was.
I mean, so OK, I get it.
So let's say I'm let's just say I'm Brandon Frazier.
All right.
So I want to get on Twitter.
I want Twitter and all anybody who follows me to know that I am really truly Brandon
Frazier.
Well, there's a mechanism for Brandon.
Brandon.
OK, so here we go.
So I get a blue check.
But it doesn't mean what I say is truth.
Well, not in that case, but a certified check.
The recipient, the recipient knows that the bank has verified the checks.
No, that's not what that means.
That's totally different.
But it's it's it's for like it's for like reporters like the authority of the banking
industry.
There is a reporter out there who's been complaining that saying eight dollars for a blue check
mark.
Now, now anybody can get it.
It's kind of better.
No one's going to you know, how are they going to it waters down the authenticity?
How are they going to know that they can believe me over that?
Joe Schmo and the blue check.
So Elon was like, what the blue check says, don't trust you now is that Twitter has verified
the identity of the person behind that account and that they are who they say they are.
And that's the only thing the blue check means.
So the media.
OK, so the media is kind of fighting that going.
But you know, how can people trust it now that anybody can be like?
We could get blue check.
Well, I can respect the importance of that because I mean, how many fake Britney Spears
Twitter accounts are there?
Correct.
Exactly.
Well, that's why it's there.
Not that I'm looking up in Elon Musk wants to charge eight dollars.
Is it a month or a year?
It's a month.
That's a little steep, I think.
It's a month, eight bucks a month.
They're still going to verify.
Are they hemorrhaging money?
I mean, don't they need to make money?
Money.
Yeah.
They need to make money.
Correct.
So there's still dollars a month.
That's a lot.
AOC.
I think it is for Twitter.
I'm not going to pay a buck a month to have a check next to my name.
But someone like AOC was on there and she was bitching and complaining.
Complaining.
And Elon Musk puts out a little tweet going, hey, you want to go ahead and fill your eight
bucks in and let's let's get this program.
Thank you for the conversation.
Yeah.
Thank you for the idea.
Pay eight bucks.
Yeah.
Now pay eight bucks if you want the blue check.
Well, I think a lot of them are totally blown around.
I think a lot of them are butthurt because it's a status thing with them.
Totally.
Now we can get blue checks.
Oh, well now I'm just like anyone else.
Completely.
OK.
Oh, well hold on.
We haven't talked about that part of it.
So you're saying to even be able to be eligible to get a blue check, you have to be important?
I think you still have to pay money to get this done.
Right now there's three criteria.
The criteria up there says they have to verify who you are.
OK.
Well, that's the reason why you get it.
Because you have to verify who you are, you're the person behind what you are saying.
So that you know, that is you.
You're saying it.
We verified that was you.
All right.
So now.
OK.
So here's the point.
If you are important enough to want to tell your followers that you are who you say you
are, then you go and get a blue check.
That's what it boils down to here, guys.
That is like if when I'm on Twitter, nobody gives a shit if I'm real or not.
Notable.
What does that mean?
Your account must represent or otherwise be associated with a prominently recognized
individual brand, comma, you have to be important.
Notability criteria described.
You have to there.
There was a wow.
I don't know if it's a follower amount or so they have to do to to decide that you're
important enough to get a blue check.
Correct.
Am I important enough to get a blue dudes like us right now is not important enough.
Although Sean's working it.
He may get us up there.
I'm going to continue to rattle the cage to get us in there.
Look, I've got some responses back already.
Hey, we got a response back on Instagram for what?
I don't remember.
Someone wanted us to get a bottle or something.
They responded to the the Calum on 15 or 16 that we have.
Oh, we should have taken pictures.
We always need to take a picture.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, we need to do it because it's dark out now.
So we need to figure out a setting to take our pictures.
We should do it during the day.
Well, we just need to say here we need to we need a nice backdrop and we take a picture
every week.
We need a little dudes like us plaque.
Take a picture of the same setup every single week.
The drink.
I don't know.
I kind of like your artsy, you know, trees and cool little fence.
Well, those are nice, too.
Right.
Cool, dude, your Christmas one that they responded to was freaking awesome.
Calum as well.
Yes, it was.
And it was amazing that picture.
Even Shelley was like, wow, it's amazing to do it every week.
We'd be getting some more hits on this every single week.
Just take the bottle, take a picture of it.
That's why let's just do the same setup.
Put something on the back here.
We made me a dudes like us little plaque.
Maybe I need to bring that over here.
I like to I like to kind of, you know, maybe take the bottle somewhere, somewhere during
the day.
And well, that's anyway, it doesn't matter.
We don't have time to do anything.
I know we don't.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's make it easier so we don't have to do less.
Let's set the backdrop up and then we totally totally know if we have time.
Yeah, sure.
Go outside and knock it out.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah, we need we need something.
We have a CNC down there so we can make something.
Yeah, backdrop.
Amazing.
You could do a what?
I know.
What are you talking about?
We may have to re oil it.
It's been so long.
Re oil it.
You've never oiled it.
We got to change the wheels.
There is maintenance went to do on that thing.
But anyway, I agree that what does that plaque look like that I made you?
It's about four inches tall by 24.
Oh, yeah, I'm about an inch thick.
They dudes like us.
Oh, I've got one of those downstairs on the cedar plank.
It says dudes like us.
We could use that.
So I have something here's about this big.
Anyway, I think it's really cool when when when distilleries respond.
Yeah, it is cool.
It's such a we've had them respond on several.
I know like two is at least three.
Yeah, well more than I think.
That's fantastic, man.
I love it.
Tonight.
Oh, yeah.
What's the latest?
All right.
Well, let me refresh on this.
100 percent.
We're still 30, 30, 37 zero.
So I mean, what do you guys want to hear?
You want to hear about the Senate or broad, like not state or the Congress?
How's Herschel doing?
Herschel.
She stood on 20 points.
This is no way.
There's no way.
That's Georgia.
I know, but actually, that's time.
When I say time, it's forty nine point one to forty nine point one.
Thank you.
Yeah, I was going to say because he's a likable guy.
He's articulate.
He's smart.
He's black.
He's he's an athlete.
Forty eight.
You know, seriously, he's an accomplished, very accomplished guy.
He was a Dallas cowboy.
Well, but he was also.
Well, where do you start?
He went to New Jersey generals.
Yeah, he was USFL.
USFL.
He was a USFL.
Went to the Cowboys.
He was a massive deal.
He was the reason the Cowboys got good.
It was that tremendous trade they made.
They made was it with Minnesota?
It was a ridiculous trade.
Was it ridiculous trade?
I think it was either Minnesota or I think it was Minnesota.
And that's how the Cowboys got good.
But what was the success?
Did he win a Super Bowl?
Did Herschel Walker win a Super Bowl?
Cowboys did because they traded his ass.
They got Emmett and Troy and Michael Irvin.
Oh, I see.
All those drafts.
I see.
Sorry.
They have him and traded him.
And they got a ton of like high draft picks.
They next year.
It wasn't Minnesota.
That doesn't sound right to me.
Was it Chicago?
I don't remember Herschel Walker in a Vikings uniform.
Look that up for us, Mr. Producer.
Whatever team that he went to.
Herschel Walker.
What team was he with?
Was it New Orleans?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to go with Houston.
That's not Houston.
I know it wasn't Houston.
That would have been the Oilers.
I don't know who he played for.
He's got it pulled up.
All right.
Let's take a look.
Herschel Walker Wikipedia.
Yeah, that's fine.
Herschel Walker Wikipedia.
All right.
What do we got?
NFL career.
Yeah.
NFL.
Scroll down.
NFL, NFL.
NFL statistics.
NFL statistics is 4.2.
It was Minnesota.
Oh, you were right.
I know.
And then he went to the Eagles and then the Giants.
Then he joined the Cowboys.
He never won a Super Bowl, did he?
Yeah, that's right.
He did come back right before he wanted to retire as a cowboy.
So I think he walked on for like a nickel.
Well, that's good.
Well, he played for a year.
In 1996, he rejoined the Cowboys and then retired at the end of 97.
So he played two years.
I don't know when he rejoined.
Yeah, midseason or whatever.
Very respectable guy.
He's the guy that would do 2000 pushups and like 2000 sit-ups.
He didn't lift weights.
He did not lift weights.
And he was ripped.
I remember he was on Oprah.
I think he could have taken Arnie.
No.
Man on man.
No.
Come on, I'm here.
Kill me.
Interesting.
So he didn't lift weights at all.
No.
Pushups and sit-ups.
He did like 2000 a day.
He did.
And he was into yoga.
Yoga.
I think it was yoga.
Ballet.
He also did the ballet thing.
Yeah, ballet.
That was the thing.
Ballet.
He was different.
Very in tune.
Physically, yeah.
Yeah, very alternative.
I like it.
Yeah, I remember the big thing was he never did weights.
Yeah, no, I remember that.
And he was in shape and ripped as shit.
Ripped as shit.
Yeah.
Part of that's genetics.
Oh, show.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Why don't we start doing 2000 sit-ups a day?
2000 pushups a day.
Let's go.
So how long would that take?
So if you do 100...
I'd have to have 2000 naps.
So if you do 200 an hour, that's 10 hours.
So you have to...
200 an hour.
Okay.
So that's 100...
Let's say...
Well, shit, you'd have to do 500 an hour.
To do 2000?
That'd be four hours.
Yeah.
I mean, you can rip off 20 pushups in probably four minutes.
But if you know what, if you're doing 2000 a day, you could probably get it done quickly.
That's what I'm saying.
You could probably rip off 200.
That's my point.
I mean, you got to think about it.
If you can do 50 pushups in a minute.
Not a minute, probably like three or four minutes, but your point is valid.
No.
I mean, no.
Think about it.
Back in the day, when I was doing it, I was able to do 60 in a minute.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
So can you imagine?
I mean, I've dropped it down to 50.
So 10 minutes, there's 500.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
And if you do that three or four times a day, well, it's 2000.
Yeah.
Then you have to work in 2000 sit-ups.
Well, you know, you got to get one of those little special benches.
I hate sit-ups.
And then the wheel.
I can do pushups all day long.
Not a big deal.
Sit-ups, I hate them.
Pushups hurt my shoulders.
I've always hated them.
I always hated them.
You know what I hate the worst about the sit-ups?
You remember the presidential badges to get as a kid?
The presidential test where you got to do so many pushups.
Was that Bush?
No.
That was way before Bush.
Reagan?
Reagan.
No, no, it was before Reagan.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
It's in the 70s.
It was in the 70s.
I remember doing it in grade school.
Yeah.
So that would have been...
Carter.
Ford or, you know...
Nixon.
Yeah, it was back then.
It was the presidential athletic...
Tricky Dick.
It was the presidential something.
It was the presidential physical fitness test.
Even Arnold Schwarzenegger was...
He was that guy.
So you do the shuttle run.
You do the 600 yards.
There's a rope climb, wasn't there?
I don't think there was a rope climb.
Where was I when you guys were doing this stuff?
Indonesia.
Thailand.
Yeah.
It really was...
Hold on.
It really was a thing you guys did as kids?
Yes.
Like in high school?
I lived in Germany.
Hold on, hold on.
In elementary school?
I did in Germany.
Okay.
So this was a school thing.
Correct.
It was a P.E. school thing.
Correct.
Yeah.
Yeah, we didn't do that shit.
And you know what?
Here's the difference too.
It was between men and women.
We did kung fu.
We did pull ups.
They did that thing where they pull themselves over the bar and they hold it.
Well?
On what?
They hold themselves over the bar.
Like they take the bar and they pull their chin so it's up over the bar.
And they sit there and they time it to see how long they can hold it up.
So they basically have to do one.
They do one and they just hold it there.
And I remember...
Didn't we just have a conversation that they have their own role and maybe doing a thousand
sit-ups, pull-ups is not their role?
Yeah, but I remember back then, dude, I was a champ.
I agree with you.
I was kind of driving there because I remember the worst thing about the sit-ups.
I mean, I could do the sit-ups.
But the thing that was funny is I was very gaseous for some reason because I just remember
just for some reason...
For some reason...
You've always been.
Yeah, you realize nothing has changed.
Like literally nothing.
As a matter of fact, it's gotten worse.
It is so funny.
We go to the gym and he's like, I'm crop dusting.
I went to a boot camp with your wife.
Your wife was teaching the boot camp.
Is that when you were care flighted?
No.
What?
No.
I went to a boot camp and I'd get up at 4 fucking...
We're 30 in the morning.
It was ridiculous.
I think it's impossible for you to do now.
Fuck all that.
So I would get up at 4.30 in the morning and I would go and I would do it.
And I'd work out and I'd do it.
And I remember we were doing the sit-ups.
You were ripped.
Me, I don't care.
The women were.
They were just farting and I was like, good God, man.
They were powering through it and I was holding those feet and I was like, this is going to
be...
All of a sudden you rip it.
They were like, God, Sean.
Stinks.
Mine was like...
But it was cold out so you see the steam coming out your ass.
I tell you what though.
Shelly had a good program though.
She did.
I remember the gym was closed.
I played basketball, right?
And so the gym was closed that week and she's like, well, just come out to boot camp during
that week and that way you can keep working out at the same time.
Wasn't a big deal.
Anyway, so yeah, I go out there and they all have their mats and they do their thing.
I'm like, okay, no big deal.
This is going to be a joke.
And then they do this thing where they, on the curb, they one foot, two feet up, boom,
boom, boom, boom, going up and down off the curb, right?
And so I'm sitting here doing that.
I'm sitting here doing that and I'm looking over in the corner of my eye and the girl
next to me is like, twice my speed, right?
And I'm like, oh hell no.
And so I like match her speed and she goes a little faster and I look over and I match
her speed.
I couldn't walk the next day.
It freaking destroyed me.
I finished it, but I was like sucking wind and dying and all that kind of shit.
And I literally couldn't walk the next day.
And the girl was just like, huh.
On to the next thing.
like mm-hmm stone we're this bitch I worked I worked out I did well with
the show his classes and I ended up failing around the fifth week because
you can't fail no I just give up no why I had no choice because I had we started
doing the long runs and then I had blown out both my calves you know lack of
stretching whatever water and we don't we don't do any of that shit we suck at
preparation oh man so I don't think it's necessary for some reason I do I stretch
you know the you can feel it the first two kicks you know you're done too and
I was like oh both of them fucked and I couldn't even walk I was like oh that
were like when you were bowling when we went bowling no it's far worse than that
yes you had some weird hip thing going on yeah I was like Sean you're right
he's like I go why are you standing a weird I'm fine my hip trumped yeah it's
kind of what it was my leg and thigh was all fucked up and I'm so embarrassed
hey whatever to you there was an accident bowling he kind of strolls over
weirdly and he's like I'm in a lot of pain call 911 it's okay don't make a scene
my testicles is laying in the gutter over there so bad no really we got up
there it was Paul and Alan and I and we got up there and you know Paul and Alan
have their balls out me well my phrase that they purchased their own bowling
ball so that's all this this really nice words and it's all polished and galaxy
looking at college sparkles and I get the regular old pink ball because it's
like nine pounds ten pounds right and I get up there and I'm just like trying to
you know just stretch you kind of like whoop get in there and all of a sudden
it's like and I was like fuck done still breaker it hurt for like two weeks
after that did you pull out did you pull out the little ramp that the I wanted to
know but it's embarrassing it's embarrassing cuz I'm like how did you
hurt yourself all this bowling all right I just got a text that said how is it
possible that Abbott is trailing I can't be sure right oh my god somebody else
said no I show him his leading well look that up real quick well first of all the
the GLP is leading by one currently so let me pull up there's no way that Beto
Pete's have it I'm sorry there's absolutely no way that would be the
biggest fraudulent election in the history of fraudulent elections although
you know Beto made an impressive showing against Ted Cruz a scary a scary showing
well they dumped a shit ton of money I know debate of this time as well they
outside the state correct I love that I tell you what I just love that in this
neighborhood I don't know any Abbott signs and there's Beto signs everywhere
well are you kidding no as of as of two minutes ago oh my gabbit is is up by
52.8 over to 46.1 okay so look they're closer we're in 200 well we're still
fine oh my god I will be I will lose my shit I
will lose my shit if Beto is our governor unbelievable you know I'm amazed
on the amount of people that are voting for him for Beto to veto he has no
qualifications at all what trips me out that all no more still voting for
Democrats period with what is going on it is low-information voters we pay
attention 90% of the people in this country don't pay attention all right
anyway well we'll touch we'll circle around later in the podcast and we'll
have some better numbers and maybe it won't be so bad but I don't know we'll
see we'll see we'll see how they go well you got Mark Tippett's libertarian he's
at point eight and you have Delia Barrios that's a point nine actually got
eighty nine hundred votes you know what about the the Hispanic lady down there
who won the provisionary seat and she's going up against that Gonzalez oh she's
not in in she has to go again right now she's yes she's up against Gonzalez
right now oh I didn't know that it was provisionary until this election oh I
was really excited to have her in I mean she's the one that the Hispanic caucus
said no sorry you can't get Maya Flores unbelievable Maya Flores is her name yes
yeah I want to know about that race because I find it very encouraging that
they that she won her primary and no no it was more than a primary she she ran
a she won she won the seat okay yeah against the demo because either the guy
left or died or something he left whoever was in there isn't no longer
there so they had another provisional race to have a have a rep in there for
the last nine months or a year or whatever but still she was up against the
Democrat correct and they have been Democrat for a hundred years down there
or something crazy and she and she won okay and now they have they've had
redistricting and she's going against the incumbent well solace currently she's
she's a she's she's up so yeah Delacruz against Michelle viejo no no different
people is Maya Flores what this is the 15th congressional district for election
results yeah Monica Dela Cruz no no who you looking at it's Maya Flores and
let's see she's the first Mexican woman yep in the provisional the provisional
right so I don't know what she's doing I don't know what the race looks like now
yeah I don't know what it looks like go ahead and click on Maya Flores for
Congress right there maybe it'll get the shield hold on so she's in the 34th
district she's not in the 15th district right holy crap so the votes are not in
currently so Meyer Flores is against Vicente Gonzalez Wow right now there's
no results and it's showing zero he's one of the few Democrats that has been
critical of the White House in the way they've been handling the border
because he has to he has to he's definitely against the the wall he does
not want that wall with for whatever reason he says it's a waste of money
I've heard him say that well but but like I said he's been critical but
hiring eighty seven thousand IRS agents is not a waste of money no it isn't
that's important yeah yeah fuck I tell you what if I rain 100 billion dollars all
right let's let's know five billion off of that and build the wall actually it's
not that much well not that much how much are we giving Ukraine though I mean
because it's starting to be a concern no I think it's like ten billion dollars
no no no it's more than that it's no more than that no I don't think it is
oh dude no no no I'm pretty sure look it up Ukraine no no do military aid they're
about 50 billion dollars they had one bill that passed that put in 35 billion
yeah one bill yeah one bill pull five of that off are you gonna build a force
mr. producer Ukraine military aid I I'm gonna get angry on so representative
Vicente Gonzalez Democratic Party currently represents a neighboring
district is widely favored to win against Myra Flores but you know what
who sees I'm kind of wondering why the results aren't in or why there's no
results here so far they said that's one that's gonna be solved in six weeks
yeah I don't know if it's gonna be in this article I'm just looking for the
total amount of money that they've given to Ukraine so far yeah just just it's
insane how much they've given them yeah just Google how much money has the US
given Ukraine yeah there you go that'll work but it's more than 10 is it really
yeah it can't be a hundred billion dollars maybe not quite that's probably
over 50 that'd be a tenth of a trillion so that's a lot that's a lot of money
well anyway I also heard that a lot of that a lot but there's other countries
starting to provide well to military weapons oh yeah no I just read that
they're giving air defense air defense system it's well and there so was it
Poland no Czechoslovakia javelins no check this jack Czechoslovakia has given
them like 52 or 90 different of their Soviet-era tanks the first one was 40
billion dollars oh no that was the first one oh my god back in May 54 billion
54 billion dollars take 10% of that give it to the wall I mean right now
Arizona's putting shipping containers and Biden sued them saying you're
trespassing unbelievable what's the motivation there you got a lot of
through let them through why what why why we get they're angry that there you
know why they're letting them in because there's some point they're gonna give
them they're hoping that they're gonna retain power the Senate and the house
and they're gonna give them what do you call it amnesty right and they're gonna
give them citizenship and then guess what they vote for Democrats forever
really that's what they want that's what they want that's the way it usually
works well that's the way it usually works out there there are factions that
will do that but there are certain Hispanics who do not vote like that
because Hispanics are typically conservative and they're generally
free thinkers do correct like the Cuban love that like the Cubans oh the Cubans
did not want a repeat of anything that has anything to do with authoritarian if
you remember after when all the when there's a big but there's a lot of
Cubans coming over my Arca says no you need to turn around and go back yeah
because they vote Republican they didn't say that to anyone else they said it to
the Cubans they vote Republican that's right it's not rage so there's a map on
the United States oh there's a map of Texas okay and they're showing the
current lead for the Congress all right so they have basically two districts
because I mean all of Texas is red is almost red yeah except for the very the
four main cities the very tip there's like Corpus South of Corpus Christi and
directly south of San Antonio and I think both of those I think one of them
is 15 and the other one is 35 right 34 35 34 so one you said Flores is in yeah
34th district 34 yeah how how can you be doesn't matter well they did and this is
the problem all the cities are blue correct Austin San Antonio Dallas and
Houston they're all blue well that's amazing because you brought up the the
governor election for for like Greg Abbott and in O'Rourke and if you break
down by County Tarrant County for example Abbott is up by four plus four in
Dallas O'Rourke is up by 29% I mean Dallas is a big liberal city how would
that's our plus 18 so ridiculous Travis County that's Austin plus 51 that's
Austin all right yeah that's awesome do Harris County do Harris County Houston
El Paso Brazil Galveston Bell Smith Cameron Jefferson Ellis McClennan
Harris O'Rourke 24 plus plus unbelievable that's unbelievable to me
yeah and that's how they plan on taking over the whole country is because all
the people are in the cities and they're they're they're blue yeah but you Abbott
oh my gosh I mean the percentage though if you look at the percentage when I'm
saying the percentage of each county Abbott may have less than 10% of like
they've got listed here probably 50 Abbott's got less than 10 of those I
don't know what that means doesn't make sense to me well okay so I've got I've got like
like Loving County King County Trinity Wood Borden Roberts Brasco Lipscomb
Glasgow Cottle Ford Palmer okay all the way up for BDO are all there all of them
I mean you're looking at probably can't be 75 different counties that are listed
here and less than 10 are for better for our for O'Rourke less than 10 so right
but that's where the population is sure that's the problem yeah that is the
problem but that's no different than the presidential election you look at though
the map of the country and it's overwhelmingly red overwhelmingly look
at California but except for a county yeah yeah even California excellent
San Francisco LA San Diego where Lou everything else red oh yep geographically
overwhelmingly red oh my god that's what we held pass all Paso is screaming
liberal yeah I never knew that that's why we have a constitutional republic
and the college because we will not allow it like for example in Texas we
will not allow four cities in Texas to dictate the politics of every single one
else everyone else in the state correct it's the same concept as a electoral
college is that what Texas does no but it's a popular vote in Texas right it is
it is but I'm just saying that is the mentality of the electoral correct
because there are counties in Oregon who want to leave and become a part of Idaho
same thing for California yeah same thing for California it's on the ballot
I think I love it to leave Oregon and become a part of because they're like
what they believe in Portland is not have anything to do with what we see
exact same thing about San Francisco LA they in none of them nobody outside
outside the city believes that either right and they have tried to do exactly
what you're talking about get it on the ballot right because imagine how
frustrating that would be yeah to have no say so in the crazy ass you know
liberal radical defund the police and you know soft on crime overspending
over regulation and you have no control no control at all no control yeah right
now Herschel Walker down by 3% I like it I like it so far he's down by 3% I know
that's okay he's within striking distance and I think well we'll see what
happens God George has always been weird weird so Florida Marco they got 88%
reporting currently already 88% reporting Marco Marco Rubio is up 57%
over 41 over Val Demings excellent good what about the Santos yeah the governor
he oh dude he should you know Chris is a former Republican yes he's a hack what
huh he's another lid Cheney I think there's a theory out there that he went
down there to be complete disruption and then he'll get a ambassadorship when this
is done great basically as a sacrificial lamb because he's been saying some crazy
things you know what yeah well there's a red check says Ron to Santa's wins 88%
reporting does it say by what do they pay eight bucks a month for that oh yeah
he's he's a Ron to Santa's 59.3% vote count is is a 44 over 4 million the
the closest one to him is Charlie Crist and he's got 2.9 million yeah they're
saying he's gonna destroy Christ all right well do we have time to talk about
dead people no we'll do that in second half second half yeah cuz we're closing
in on 830 only yes we are cuz I I could use another bourbon yeah Sean's just
milk it his shit over there well I'm not a loser so no we're losers because we
finished it you're a loser baby yeah I am a loser here it goes bottoms up guys
very good and this is a bourbon and we're gonna quote his name with a bourbon
French lick whiskey witch French what is the name of the you don't have to say
the French lick part you can just say whiskey whiskey which by French distilleries
oh my god anyways dudes like us it is election day forgive us for you know
chatting too much I know what it's hard of it it's what dudes like us do this
week boring waiting for a year for this night we're gonna explore we're gonna
celebrate it too as the night goes on dudes like us up Sean my name is Pablo
and Jeff I'm gonna fit plastic mr. producer senior Austin