No, I did not cannot talk about we're not opening this second half with finger probe
I didn't get the finger wave if that's what you're referring to. I got a ball juggle. I got a finger poke. Here we go
If I had a dollar for every time we're talking about finger probing on this podcast good
Oh good, Sean. He does it like every three months. Yeah
I mean I got grounded on the amount of times it's supposed to happen per year and
I'm a notes to me. It's not quarterly. It's not
So Sean, why are you here today? Well, my chest is kind of tight and I would like you to stick your finger up my ass
So it caressed my prostate we corrected that I just need a little corrected that and
little tickle I
Look, I'm looking forward to I went to the doctor. So okay dudes, I guess I'm all second half
Oh Jeff, I'm sorry
I was gonna say dudes like us have to go to the doctor and
have these little follow-up things because we get older and the older you get the more you really you need to go because
You know if starts to break if you want to live a long healthy life
You need to go and you got to get a you got to be chemically balanced and I had some issues
With something minor I had some like chemical eczema on my palms and I had no idea where it was coming from and the doctor
Was like I was just I mean got fucking deal with I
got my blood work back and I was deficient in some sort of some of the vitamins and so
Every vitamin was deficient in I purchased and I started taking it separately as a as a supplement and
Sure enough the eczema on my palms to spirit
Magically you fought that for a couple years. Yeah, I mean you should sit there and like start fires with your hands
Yeah, it was tough man. It was tough. It's like flaking everywhere
I got I got a little ramekin of Vaseline behind me right now and I don't use it for that
I used it to grease my palms cuz just to keep it whatever so I went to the the doctor
He's home. Yeah, I use it to grease my palm. Yeah, whatever
I want to I don't want to get into it, but you know, you know, it's to make help me relax
Well the last time I went to the doctor I was deficient
I took some vitamins and this stuff went away. So this was a follow-up
That's impressive. They took they took us some additional blood work and I'm anxious to find out what the blood work is
because
There was some issues with
My liver and there was some stuff going on
That was suggesting that I had some what I just as we drink too much bourbon. Well, I mean
You have elevated liver enzymes
I asked him because my my appointment was on Wednesday morning and we do the podcast on Tuesday night. I
Was even joking. I was like, yeah my friend Paul. He was just like well we could drink it till 1159. You should be good, you know
He starts laughing and I was like could that have affected the results of the lab worse and he was like, yeah that could have
So I'm anxious to find out what the new results will be. So we'll find out so I will tell you I
The last time I did my blood work for my physical. I had played basketball that morning and I had an 8 o'clock
No, well, you know, you can go into do your blood anytime you want, right? They just need you to fast
I literally played basketball went home showered went to the doctor's office and did ended blood and she came back with I'm concerned
You're very dehydrated
And so I'm thinking well, I'm gonna go to the doctor's office
And so I'm thinking well, I had just played basketball
Right, right and I hadn't rehydrated after playing basketball, right?
She's like well, I want you to come back in for you know in a month from now and you know do blood work again
So I will but I guarantee that if I do it on a day that didn't play basketball and you know
And she just wants me to drink more water, right? I get it
We all need to be drinking more water tons, but but I guarantee to your point about drinking up until 1159
Yes, of course that affected your blood
That's exactly why they want you to fast they know even eating something. Yeah is going to affect
Yeah, sugar isn't all the effective result the shit like that. Yeah, I was I was just sitting there
last Friday
Because I'm still recovering from my illness. Did you touch your balls as well? No, she did not she knows she's
You're like I think my balls need to be touched. There's something wrong just cough it so hard
It's just like they're gonna explode. Yeah, can you touch him while I'm coughing?
Yeah
They do ask you to cough usually when you can you squeeze a little time that would be a hernia check
Oh, and you're like, I don't know maybe in between the balls is where I need to watch you stick that the grab the other hand
To go around. Yeah, good. Good. Yeah, take your top off
I don't think you'd ever be asked. Let me undo that tube top you're wearing
To the doctor of the tube top all the time take off that doctors frock
Are you be is that what he wears? Are you being?
He wears
And you were channeling Deshaun Watson
No, what that's what he does which I don't understand that right Deshaun Watson
He's worth millions and millions of dollars, right and he goes to these massage parlors
And he is expecting some sort of happy ending so he gets himself in trouble like to the tune of 20 times
Well, then he gets and then he pays them all off
He's probably lost millions of dollars he would probably find out that because beforehand
Hey, look, I want like before the service starts. Yeah, just walk in and say listen. I'm Deshaun Watson
I really want a happy. I would even want I wouldn't even announce that I'd be a man. Look, I
Kind of want a happy ending. So if that's something you don't do you frown upon I kind of look at it the
Remember the Seinfeld show with George
And he bangs the may the the person that's cleaning in the his office
I'm gonna call her made made what they call it the the person that cleans. It's not a maid
It's the cleaning lady. So he has sex with her
He has sex with her on the desk and the boss calls him in the next day and he was like George
I've heard you you haven't seen scored with the the the cleaning lady. He was like
Is that wrong?
Is that wrong had I known that was wrong?
Is that is that bad, you know?
There was the funniest fucking thing ever man. Was that a bad thing to do? He never admitted guilt
It was just like what's that wrong?
That is the funniest part of one of the Seinfeld shows I've ever seen man
It's funny you say that because you have you heard the latest what was happening with the Harvey Weinstein thing
Transactional sex, right? That's what the lawyers are basically what you're joking about
What you're basically joking about is the angle that the lawyers are taking
They're like, you know, because apparently one of the women that is suing him is Gavin Newsom's wife. Oh
From 20 years ago and so they they open they open they opened up with
This is an age of a time period before me to of
Transactional sex it was a known thing between the producer person and the bimbo
Like and they were basically alluding to Gavin's wife being a bimbo or a total bimbo. Yes
This was called transactional sex for the purpose of furthering your career
It was an understanding on both sides and they even said that Gavin Newsom's wife
Faked an orgasm to envy to end it early to try to kind of cut it off
And they were saying that yes. Yes. Yes even means more consensual
Yes, yes, yes means do me more meaning it further cements the
Sincere orgasm that's a
Right. It's that's not qualifier
That's not that is not non-consensual rape like if I mean
Like her saying like, you know, oh, yeah
Yeah, like if someone forces someone on you, you're not the lady's not going to orgasm because there's absolutely zero
And anything ironic about it and they're certainly not gonna be like having a vocal
Yeah, yeah
I mean, how do you prove that though and a court of law?
I mean, how do you prove that though and a court of law? Wow, and it's a he said she said to you. Well, I did not say
I said no, no, no, it's 20 but it's 20 20 ladies, but the guys are snake. He did it and that's what's interesting
That's what the lawyers angle is the lawyers that wrong. Yeah, the lawyers are basically saying you know what it's despicable
It's you know, it's immoral. That's the way that's the way it was
It was if you want to get ahead in this industry
You basically know you got to do something to the guy who's I mean and they even the lawyer evens and had the jury
Look at him and they go look at Harvey Weinstein
Is he is he hot like is that something you would you know, you know what I mean, right?
There's nothing the nothing attractive about a troll. Yeah, that's what they basically said
He goes he they he wasn't hot. He was powerful and that's the reason why people were willing
To have this transactional sex with him, right? So they're basically trying to do everything they can to keep him out of I mean
He's he's looking at 30 years. Well, that's his life
It's he's gonna die in prison
Yeah, if they don't if they don't get him on and you know what what when you look at it from that perspective
I mean here I am like sounding like I'm defending Harvey Weinstein. What a what a loser
troll
but
the reality is
The reality is this probably it absolutely was transactional sex
How many times did you hear the story of the woman being raped being in his hotel room?
What do you mean exactly
What is she doing in his hotel room?
She's looking she's queuing up an opportunity for a job. Was she was she
Sex was she auditioning? I mean really come up to my hotel room and that's where Harvey Weinstein
Looks at her and he says
Should I not have done that?
I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here
That that sort of thing was frowned upon
Cuz I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time
Wow
Well, yeah, that was based to the angle the George Costanza angles what they were going for
I would stop I thought it was brilliant to be honest. I wanted for the work
I don't know and but but the other thing calling out Gavin's wife as a bimbo transactional
Did he say bimbo? Yes, they said bimbo. Yes
Yes, really? Yeah
What that's all that was all over the news. What actress what was she in? I don't know
Maybe her orgasm wasn't good enough her acting maybe he was like, yeah, you're not in yeah
Crazy right speak. That was all over the news today. Yeah speaking of
lawsuits, did you see that the New York Supreme Court just overruled the
vaccination mandate where all those
State employees got fired. Oh, yeah, they got paid back pay. They love it
They're giving their jobs back and have back pay. Love it. That needs to happen everywhere in the country
Everywhere in the world. All those all those fuckers that put people out there. Yeah, and just like hey man, look
Fuck them all man. It's special it disgusts me
Especially since all this shit's coming to light that you know, it lied. They lied about the efficacy
They lied about the same time that this is putting out
They're putting out
verbiage about how they want it to include the COVID-19 boosters
into the school prerequisites, correct
Include into the child into the child
That's not right, come on man, totally wrong. I can't believe it's not a vaccine
I can't believe that's getting any traction given the what the realities and the truth that are coming out now
Well, yeah, even Pfizer's come out and says yeah, we knew it didn't do it didn't stop anything
We never even tested. Yeah, we didn't even test that we didn't have time
Unbelievable. That's why it takes five to ten years to test this shit. So which I believe was it Jennifer Seibel
Newsom, but yeah, I think but I also question we said on this podcast has been been
I think part of that vaccine part of that is on Trump though
Because he did the operation warp speed and he did so it starts with him as much as you don't want to blame him
Right. It starts with him
Pressuring the drug companies to get the vaccine
Within a hundred days within however long it was so it starts with him
It ends with Biden. So it's both of them. Yeah, they're both complicit
I don't I don't blame Trump for wanting him to as a as the catalyst I wanted to drum up
The fever to be able to solve a to solve he was being told that this was gonna end
They lied they flat-out lied and said this was ready to go
And you know what Trump has to lean on the cabinet for them to make the you know
He's got a lean on the CDC CDC is you know in fucking Fauci
But you also lean on them, but Trump was not on board with the CDC saying that people could be get fired and no correct
He didn't I'm talking about the sport of lockdowns. He was against the lockdowns. He was against no
I'm just talking about the speed and the the non testing. Yes, the non shit for the
The pressure they getting out a hard time over ivermectin when he was talking about the horse
He took it himself. Yeah
Pursuing alternate the hydrochloroquine when he took it. Yeah, we're like, oh we're gonna take bleach
Oh, it's so funny. You take bleach. I think he's telling people to drink
aquarium cleaner
Remember that one? Oh, yeah, it's just like that was so not true. I know. Yeah, so the not not exactly
a fair uh, yeah, it's not the same
It's not the same to say that Trump is as much to blame. I didn't say that
So I know you didn't I know you didn't at all. Not none of that shit. I think he was part of the speed
Yes, well warp speed. There you go. Correct. I mean and there's no question that they were
But they lied about it now people are still dying from the vaccine still dying
I saw joe biden just got his fifth booster. Oh good. Maybe that'll never mind
Fifth booster. Wow you um, what's her name?
Jennifer Siebel Newsom in a year. It's like one every two months
She has starred in a shitload of movies started from the 2002
Who's Jennifer Siebel? That is Gavin Newsom. That's Gavin Newsom's wife. I've never heard of her
He's the one that's been in the movie for a while
That's Gavin Newsom's wife. I've never heard of her. He's the one that uh, she's the one that was quote quote raped by harvey
Weissing
So i'm gonna name him off and you know waiting for Anna
No, that's a porn harold bloom is about to die never heard it. She spies tv series
Presido med tv series. We're not gonna be i'm here of any of these by the way. No
No, in fact, you know how much stuff is produced that we never that never sees the light of day
She does a lot of short movies. I mean like we've talked about before a thousand people were involved in making a movie
She was and how many no numbers ever see the light of day you guys have seen the show numbers, right? Numbers
Yes. Yeah, so she was on that movie. What does she look like?
Like a regular or like a guest star or like a like one episode, right?
She was bystander three, right? She's the one that gets bumped by somebody. I don't think she was a regular
Hold on stars. Yeah, she was a guest star, right? There we go. All right, so her name is imagine that
We're our producer governor's wife gets invited to be
Siebel s i e b e l so I mean all the way from uh, 2017 sleeping with the lion
Uh, she's out of his mind. She's out of his mind only in la
Uh the glades we heard that one, right the glades actually I did watch that. Yeah 2010. Yeah, I watched that
Uh, was she an extra was she an extra? Uh, well, it doesn't she was dead woman six
She was woman in zipped bag. Yes. Yeah
Oh, she was an abalar tales of an ancient empire
Oh, that was a good one queen ma'at that had a uh skulls in it didn't it got crystal skull
He's son of a bitch and pyramids
Pyramids. Oh shut up. There's no way both of them in the same movie. No pyramids. It's great. I'm fucking in
Oh and sea life that talked to each other look at two aliens on crack
To hear me chef, what's that? I said sea life that talked to each other
She played pootie on aliens on crack. Oh my god. Are you kidding me pootie aliens on crack?
Yes
interesting
Well good for gavin who cares?
I mean he's uh, they called her a bimbo though. Well, I mean look
You're great. You gotta own. No, it's not great. You gotta own it. That's mean
What does she look like? I should have done her this picture of her right there underneath all that. Uh, yeah
I've never seen her. I mean she's she's pretty standard, you know blonde hair blue eyes
Actually, it doesn't look like it actually looks kind of like she has dark hair underneath that
You know, it's funny you were we were talking about halloween on the the first uh, half of the podcast today and
Uh, I was uh thinking about halloween, uh costumes to wear and halloween parties that we've gone to in the past and some of the fun things
And you had sent that that picture and I didn't I thought her she was wearing a name tag called gleam
Paul said you said that and it looked like
It looked like she had sperm all over her face and then the body and shit and I was like what the hell
And then you would clarify her name is eileen eileen
and then
And then the light bulb went
Yeah, she had a name tag on and it said this is what she wore to her work halloween party, which is
Yes, she had a name tag. It said eileen and she had come all over her so
Cue the song. Oh my god. That was funny. Come on eileen
So we've uh, we've
Clever we have many
um halloween parties and with many themes and we we try to we try to make them fun, of course, oh, yeah, we've had a
uh game of thrones
That was yeah. I was I was your first one. I was litter finger
Yeah, you were little finger. You were you did a great little finger. I did okay
I thought I turned out a great outfit. I thought it turned out pretty good. Um, we've had some tim burton, um, uh
themed ones before that
uh with um, you know
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice and the night for halloween
And you know terror my wife does she decorates the house just it
She is incredibly artsy. She she can she could
Project a vision and and and make it happen. Yeah, it make it happen
That's awesome, man
Yeah, and she's you know, I'm sorry
I'm gonna miss it. I miss it like every year now because that's when the elk hunting season is is right during halloween
Well, you know, you don't always have to go
Yeah, well, I mean you might be right. I might be this might be my last one. Who knows well
I thought last year you're like we're not going again
Yeah, I know and then they started talking about it and I was like, oh I got a like side again
Well, maybe just do every other year
Yeah, maybe maybe well, whatever it's your life. You can do whatever the fuck you want. But you know, but the halloween far is dude
So we're gonna be doing um, we're gonna get karaoke in uh in djing. Mr. Austin our producer
Um here at dudes like us will be uh, he'll be at the helm
Putting up the the karaoke music and the djing playing so we'll have some uh, that was my wife's only
Thing that she liked why she wouldn't go
She was the karaoke. She can't stand the karaoke karaoke because
Her whole life right you guys know alan, right? He was on the podcast
He is brilliant at putting together parties
He's always like every party and because he's like the music the music the music it's all about the music
You got it. It's got to be right. Yep
Well and karaoke blows that out of the water because it's whoever whatever people want to sing
I'm seeing whitney houston, right? Right and then you know, and then I think cindy lapper and then they might you know
What I mean, so it doesn't denver it doesn't go. Well, no, hold on. That's that's okay. It's deep purple
Yeah, well, I mean it's it's all about the energy of the party and if you can you can bring some sappy as a
There's some sort of bad stuff down there and you know, I was at the party and that alan's referring to and you know
He's right
You know, it's just you have to have people that are first of all willing to sing
And not only will I sing but they gotta sing the right songs and unfortunately, there's a lot of folk out there
Uh, they just you know slow songs are easy to sing and some of the faster popular ones, right?
Not so, you know, so even the cadence it even the cadence, right?
I mean in a party like the music leads to another song to release another song
I mean everybody's getting in the mood and karaoke is like, you know, you're looking up scuff. It stops
You know, I mean, it's just it's not it's fun for people that are there
But if you're there for a music party like like a party where you're visiting and stuff, it just doesn't work
It doesn't work that great. Well, it takes a professional. Yeah kj forward slash dj
To be able to to put in the the correct songs and make it still party and still make it party
Yeah, you can have an announcement. I'll be tough slow song. That would be tough
I mean because people are requesting songs and you like you don't always well you just gotta tell them no
Yeah, I don't have that one. I see it right right right there when you
There's a scratch on that work
Digital and I'm not I'm not saying that to dog your part. I actually think karaoke is fun. I suck at it
But I think it's fun
But I understand what she's saying. She's not interested in karaoke
She's not interested in singing some people aren't and they just want to listen to some good music and enjoy some good drinks
And yeah, I'm not interested in singing. I'll listen
But I mean you're right I think I think it's the music mix because you have so many people with different tastes, yes
Some people want to listen to country and you'll have some george strait get up there all of a sudden
Someone throws up some right you younger kids get up there and throw up some mumble rap or something like that
It goes from the carpenter to oh
Yes, something like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see I mean it just not a good flow right
But anyway, it's gotta be about it
But it's fun. It's fun. I have enjoyed your halloween party. We've got another one coming up and evidently I found out it's this weekend
What why would it be?
Halloween is monday. Well, I just didn't know I didn't look first of all
I don't like doing these parties. Yeah, you mentioned that you kind of wanted to put an end to it
Yeah, I don't I don't like doing these parties. They keep they keep my wife wants them
I don't want them because they're it's a lot of responsibility and stress on me
And even though she's delegated to austin to do the the the music and stuff
Yeah, it's still gonna fall on my lap because I gotta make sure that he's got everything he needs
It's kind of a complicated program that you got going to that rattled the dude at filtered too
He got upset about that because it's a complicated
Yeah, well software well he was thinking this is gonna be you know
I mean look there's nothing easy about entertainment when you when you're when you're bowing down
I mean when you when you're when you're balancing high energy and you're going back and forth and
Because I was like pushing them. It's like look man. You you got to have a song ready to go
You know, you can't be yeah, you're pressuring him to kind of make it a better experience
Yeah, and because look it's not about you. It's about them
They're here to to hear your show and for you not to be prepared and have another song in queue
Ready to go where this guy come from like what he was like
Um, oh they were out here. They were on the podcast for
They came up and learned the software. Oh, yeah, that's so they they came up here and where are they from? Um,
He's a professional
No
No, no one of them is a professional actor and he's part of some sort of guild or something and they were sag
Screen actors guild perhaps and the other one is just one of his friends that is savvy with uh computer programs
I wasn't here when
Your european trips it was a and then you had uh had uh ego rare no, it was it was tier three
They cracked out the dapp creek 12. Yeah
They did. Yeah, no wonder I never tried dude. They knocked the fuck out of that, too
He was like, oh really? I'll take this one
Really what the hell I paid a third of that bottle
Well, why you guys gotta text me and say hey these guys that I don't know i'm sorry
A third of my mom tried reaching out to you and the phone was like bernie
We don't reach out to people that are outside the country with tier one folks
Czechoslovakia, yeah, I was in Czechoslovakia. The only time i've been out of the country was when I was in mexico
And I guarantee it was during not during mexico. I was sitting on my couch probably that day going god
I wish somebody I think it was during mexico. It goes over the summer
No, I was sitting on my couch going man. I really wish because you were out for like three months call me
It's like a three-month trip because you went to colorado after that. I wish your friends would call me. Yeah
Yeah, I was like man. Well, they did call you you got an airplane you played golf you flew all the way to austin and back
No
You're full of it. You did you met a bunch of irish not during that when you guys had that happen. Did it happen?
Yeah, it was kind of cool
Yeah, that was a fun trip yeah, we yeah, we went to austin I mean it's four guys we've been playing basketball forever one of them happens to
be the president of a I don't know a whatever building a custom home builder
And uh, he has his own plane and he was like, hey well
The fourth guy that we used to go hang out with lives in austin and we're like, why don't we fly up there?
And we'll we'll play golf have lunch and fly back. How long did the flight take? I was like, okay
Uh, I mean what 40 minutes? I don't know really
Yeah, how fast? Okay. So you've got a fast plane. I mean, I mean it was a a piper
Wow, that's impressive 40 minute trip to austin. I mean, it's like three and a half hours to get there driving
Oh, no, it's about two and a half. No
Well, I mean I didn't even talk about north or south. Maybe it wasn't that fast. I don't know
I I just don't that's true. It takes forever to get through austin. Yeah, it's a long trip
To get through austin. Yeah, speaking of private plays. Did you see that the ceo of gold's gym?
Just died. He was on a small plane like that. Yeah
Yeah, I did hear that. They found two. Yeah, they found two bodies and I guess the others two got obliterated or just got
Oh, there were four on the plane. Well, this family was on there
Oh shit. Yeah, his friends and family were on there with him
They found two bodies and luggage and pieces of plane
so I wonder if the other two either just got completely just thrown really far or
Obliterated who knows I didn't hear that. That's too bad. Yeah
Yeah, so the rsg
A group of the gym outlets the gold's gym
Yeah, like the founder of founder and ceo
His family and two other people were on the board of the aircraft at the time of the crash
Damn, they confirmed the death despite the searchers finding two bodies luggage and pieces of the aircraft in the sea
Says we are shocked stunned. Oh
I didn't know it was in the sea. Yeah
Oh, well that rsg statement read the news totally complicates the problem right during the last few days has shaken us deeply
Obviously as the situation is currently still being investigated on site
We cannot comment further at this time as asked for your understanding
That's awful. Yeah, he looks like a young guy too. I mean I'd say
I mean, I'd say uh, you know
He's a conglomerate of 21 fitness's lifestyle fashion brands that operates in 48 countries with 41
Thousand employees damn. Yeah, he had some money. Yeah gold's gym is probably the most recognizable probably sure costa ricas
Security ministry said the bodies of the adult and one child have been found 17 miles off the coast of limenac arport
But the other ones are costa rica. Yeah
Well, the other ones if it's in the water who knows I mean it could be they could have sunk they could be eaten
Sir, sir turned up backpacks and bags and pieces of terrible terrible all five passengers were german citizens
the plane's pilot was swiss
How that happened? Oh my god
Advertisement right after that with a sandwich. What the hell?
Yeah
Those things are not smart enough to know that's why I question those little private planes like that how safe they are?
Well, I know he has to do like an annual check, you know, I mean there's a lot of like checks and
Certifications use a check at every flight pre-flight check or stuff like that. Yeah, I think so for cracks and well
Cracks like the alaskan airlines remember that
They found cracks. I mean, yeah
They were inspecting the airplane and they're like found cracks in the fuselage and cracks. Oh really?
well, and then and then and then although that the reason why they were checking them is because
The top of the plane peeled up. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah
well that was an alaskan airlines and then they grounded the fleet and they and they checked them all and
Multiple of them had cracks like that really and I think they were saying
Like these are like puddle jumper kind of planes. They fly to seattle back to atlanta
I mean alaska they back and forth back and forth back and forth back and forth, but so does southwest. I mean
Yeah
What the hell?
Well, I never knew what kind of well, it's it's it's probably difficult to
to test planes at that that
It's the weather intense. You mean what for it to cry like weather changes whether changes? Well, I mean whether
To like the continental United States. Well whether well the temperature first of all reacts differently with with
With plastics i'll just stick with plastics. Uh, you know, I could take out a piece of plastic
You're finding a wall that you would house like electrical
and
I've had um like in the summer. I could take like
A hammer and hammer on the side of it and nothing and it's in the winter and it's you know
When the house is an acclimated I could take a hammer and that thing's gonna shatter right?
So I know they make planes that that that doesn't happen
but
But maybe it does that certain conditions. Well, if you think about it here in texas it gets to 105 degrees, right?
When you're
37,000 feet up. How cold is that up there?
It's extremely cold. It's extremely cold. Is that's a great question. Yes
Up at 30,000 feet. How cold is the atmosphere? Is it so we may be in five below?
Yeah, I believe so. I think uh
Uh, we may be thinking about this because alaska is not going to be as cold as it is
Seven miles up
Right, right. That's true
So but it's it's got to be below zero though
I don't know. I think it's cold 30 000 feet. So i've got no just 30 000 feet. I've got
This how cold is that? I've got the the god bless it. So height in kilometers
From zero to ten is like where the jet stream is
Um, there's a little graph and one more zero it it shows it to be and this is in celsius
About 18 degrees
And then it goes up and it actually gets
The graph shows that it gets warmer when you get past the stratosphere up to let's say 50 kilometers
Um the temperature the the temperature it has a it's zigzagging
Um, look up, uh the the layers of oh my god 30 000 feet it says is negative 47
Yeah, are you kidding me?
Wow
And you get higher than that you get up to like 36 000 feet. Wow
Oh that has to yeah that has to cause serious, uh
Uh strain on materials like you were saying shawn. Yeah, and then that's that's what i'm thinking
I mean up and down up and down within a within an hour flight
You ever take a a hanger for example or a piece of metal and you bend it back and forth, right?
It'll eventually get brittle and break. You don't have to bend
metal for that to happen you can expose it to extreme temperatures where the
The atoms in there expand and contract expand and contract expand and contract. It's the same thing as bending it
Right, and it's just a matter of time to where it should I think that's what they check all those things
Those are the things they look for how do you check for how do you check that?
Well, they've got these experts right you got the these engineers who go out there and look at all the joints
All the rivets everything so but here's what's interesting. They're saying at zero
It's 59 degrees. I guess if it's standard 59 degrees
uh at
So that's sea level if it's 59 degrees at sea level. It's minus they're just creating a starting point
Well, I get that so let's imagine they leave from dallas and it's the dead of summer, right?
So so you're talking it's a hundred degrees when they leave and that and we're what 500 a thousand feet above sea level
700 500 right, so let's say we're 100 degrees there now. Is that the same negative 47 or is it significantly warmer?
I don't think it would be warmer. I bet it's the same. It's the same
It's got to be I would think so then you're talking about
150 degree difference
in
Imagine flying from houston to dallas
We're talking about a 45 minute flight in that short time period. There's a 150 degree shift
Wow, so there's uh, there's a lot you got, you know the equation of state where he's a boils
I so very helpful. Mr. Producer. Yeah, very helpful
I took this in college. I don't need to do it anymore
I did I remember that well, I guess I couldn't do it today
But the nuts of it is that it's cold as shit and you know it by bringing it up
There are engineers that check the plane, but there's always
You know, there's not there's always someone that's not going to dot that i or cross that t or there's always some unforeseen
Damage that happens too. Yeah, but there's but there's also unforeseen things that you just kind of you just don't know
You know, and it's like it's it's underneath everything and it happens and all of a sudden
The top of the airplane rips off. Well, that's like the 737 max thing that bowing went through
They put a sensor on the outside of the plane that didn't have redundancy
How did you watch that documentary? No, I have not. Is that the one that got covered with ice?
Watch the documentary. It's on netflix and it's bad
It's like bowing screwed up so bad apparently and they cover it up and they well, yeah because it you know
They covered it up. It's it's it was a new feature on the plane
that
They you're right. They didn't when it reached a certain thing it it it caused it to nose dive
The plane was like thought
The plane was confused correct and it nose dived and and and for them pulling back on the yoke didn't matter
and for them and for them to
to uh
Override that sensor. They had to do something that they didn't even know they didn't train that
They didn't know about it was implemented too fast without the correct and they didn't know even if they knew they need to override it
They didn't even know how to do it like watch watch the documentary really fascinating. It's bad
What's it's on netflix. I definitely god if I could just remember this kind of shit
All right. I I need to watch that because I really want to
Yeah, it was really good. They go into all of that
They go they go into the cover-up that they buried it in the training. It went into the manual
Uh people were asking about it and I think the first one was an ethopian airline or something like that
And they're blaming the pilots saying we blame the pilot saying you're just and those poor dudes were thrown under the I bet they were killed
Well, everyone on the plane was killed. Yeah, I told you people told you yeah
See, it's amazing. Are you but the wives of the pilots out there? Well, they interviewed the wives of the pilots
They're like, yeah, we were
It was terrible. They blamed the pilots. Yes, they did even american pilots were blaming ethopian pilots, right?
For we should have a lack of training and right and that kind of stuff
And then what was the second one malaysian one? I guess it happened again and then that's when they grounded everything, right?
They're still trying to recover from that. I think yeah, it was it was it was tough. Yeah, it was not good
It was not a good story, but it was the documentary is very well done
And the sensors on the 2737 so there's two of them the sensors on the 2737 is jet filled
And it's a certain feature. They called called it. Oh, let's see. I can't remember what it was
It was a certain feature that was new
Yeah, it was a new thing. It was a new thing that they they installed on these macs
Like I said, they buried it in the manual. They didn't have training for it
I'm to help them overcome it if it went awry. So did they
Did they head off like a class action lawsuit just by paying off the victims or did they?
I don't know because that's massive lawsuit dude. That's like a trillion dollar lawsuit. Oh, yeah, I can't remember
I don't know. That's too bad. I watched it over a year ago
Well, that's what they got insurance for you know, and it's and look this wasn't done
um
Maliciously, right? It's a 737 max
737 max which by the way are flying now because I flew on that they're to chicago and back
So they apparently fixed that problem. There we go. They returned to service returned to service
The angle of attack a oa sensor as it is known sends data to the 737 max software system that pushes the nose
of the aircraft
Down if it senses the an imminent stall
Uh that software triggered by erroneous data from an aoe sensor is believed to have played a role in the crash of lion air
And ethiopian airline jets so it was two crashes. Yep. Same thing imagine being on the software team
Because there's a team that supports every feature right? Right? Imagine being on that team
And it was your software and your sensor
Well, I think they all knew about it though
I think boeing knew about it. Well, that's just it
It's that the board they didn't want to spend money to train that had been flagged. Yeah, but
216 times
It had been flagged 216 times as being erroneous
That's a lot of flags I need to watch the documentary because how is it it's damning
Yeah, how is it possible that it got to the point where it flew and it killed people? That's unbelievable
They were about making money. It's all about profit because boeing was purchased by north of grumman
Yes
And they said when that happened it all became about money money money money money money not safety correct
north of grumman
That's unacceptable
And the sad thing about it is that the 737 max is a beautiful aircraft like pilots were like
It's like they work out. Oh, it's state of the art state of the art and like, you know, they were
Defending it right when that crash happened and they were blaming the ethereum pilots. They were like, this is a beautiful aircraft and
You know just just like anything, you know technology. It's it's kind of like um
They're doing the same thing. They did to the the covet vaccine, right?
You know, it's just like they they put something together it failed and they covered it up
You know, it's like instead of taking ownership of it, you know and and paying off. I mean
Who knows what's gonna happen with these?
These folks that are I mean, what about?
What if these people are just chronically taking the boosters? I'm on booster 19. I don't get it
I mean what in the hell are they doing? I just you know what at this point you have to
Well, and then they're still getting covid
Right. So how much of it okay? So i've been in the know for quite a while because I subscribe to something called children's health
organization or something and they're
They're an organization that is strongly against any sort of vaccines, especially covet 19 vaccines
And so i've been reading all the stories about
Vaccine injuries and all this kind of stuff, but it has not been on mainstream media at all
until the first one I just read it a couple days ago where
It was fox news and it said it was fox news and it said um
Don't you find it odd that all these young people are just dropping dead
And i'm like, right dude, where has this story been? That was a year a year ago that people started dropping dead
you know
Anyway, so maybe my point is maybe people are still being brainwashed still watching cnn
Still watching ns ms. Mbc. They are and they're and those state and those stations are not
Not touching it
They're not you know, they're not they're not covering it. They're not they're not they're never gonna talk about it
They're not gonna touch it because you know, they're all part of the same fucking fraternity sorority
They're all part of the same
You whatever man. Yeah, it's the same song and dance. It's just god bless him
God knows we've talked about this for a while. I don't you know
I'm sick. I'm sick of it. I know i'm sick of it. Everyone should be sick of it
Yeah, and it's like i've got some friends that I tried talking
Sent to you know a year ago, whatever
About what was happening and they're like, all right. Well, let's just pull it up on the internet and see you
You know, let's fact check what you're saying, right? You know, this seems fair. I'm like, all right
well, you know when when the left owns google and
They're not going to be able to do that
And they're not you're not going to find you can't find anything
Well, you got to go duck duck go you got to go. I mean, I don't think that's gonna work
I mean you you get a better opportunity to find it, right?
But the data there is still it's still on the server always been scrubbed and it's just big check big check is scrubbed
Oh, you're never going to be able to find it. So I you know with with elon musk
Threatening with the the whole twitter firing up to 75 percent of the staff
Well, he's gonna close this friday is what he said. Well, I also heard that the government is looking to do a sisyphus
investigation on him
To try to stop him from purchasing twitter. Well based on what? Yeah, it's gonna call it a sisyphus
Investigation. What does that mean? Basically? I think what I heard is same as syphilis. It's a syphilis investigation
Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah, so they think he's spreading diseases
Yes, no, they're they're
Right. No, they're gonna try to stop him from doing that. I don't know what the reasoning is, but they said sisyphus
Sisyphus that's what they said on the news
I don't know how you spell it. Is that a monopoly thing? No, can't be a they said typically it's used when foreign companies try to purchase
American companies be like China trying to buy something right?
But Elon Musk is American right actually he's South African is he he's an American citizen. Did you know he's from South Africa? Yes, I did
Yeah, interesting. Yes
In Greek mythology
It's the founder and king of Ephra
Hades punished him for cheating death twice by forcing him to roll in immense boulder up a hill. Oh, that's not the same thing
Sisyphus
Pretty sure that's what they called it. That could be
Actually the the the spelling is dead on it looks like sisyphus
It's a I don't know if it's a technique or process that the government uses
To make sure you put on Elon Musk
Elon Musk sisyphus. Yeah, you kind of need to put Elon Musk in there. That's what uh, I saw it on the five and and
Harold Ford jr. Was talking about it
Right, right, right
So they're gonna they're gonna investigate him and what what does that mean?
And what is the the basis?
That he's purposely trying to
What what do they call that?
A destructive takeover. Well, they can't they can't handle not controlling
The message right and twitter is a big part of the message today
And they can't handle
Them not having control of it can't handle the truth
Well, they can't they need they need to control all messaging
Because all of a sudden, you know if uh, you know the whole hunter biden laptop thing got proper coverage, right?
What would that have done? Maybe nothing, but it could have impacted the election
It would have absolutely impacted the election and the fact that joe biden
That there's proof on that laptop that joe biden was involved in it, right? I mean
Absolutely would impact it right? I know and they buried it
Yeah, they purposely buried it and they fucking admitted that they buried it
Yeah, and and and they they blocked the new york post new york post was the one who did it first day
He's like, yeah, you're blocked and anyone who mentions the story is blocked
And taken down. Yeah
twitter did that
twitter did that well
good luck good luck to biden in the
the
empire
The evil empire evil empire. I mean because look elon musk is doing it. Did I bring that up already?
Oh the mark hammer hamill thing. No, you did not I thought that was fascinating
So mark hamill used five million dollars of his own money
to purchase
Uh drones, I think they were german drones
german drones
To send to ukraine
Well, he said he said five hundred drones to ukraine in the past month, right to fight the evil empire
Yeah, said in any view that sent at least 500 drones to the ukraine through the country's fundraising platform
um
I think they were german. Yeah, I think they were
uh, so so
Do sent the drones to ukraine through the country's fundraising platform as ukraine's ongoing conflict with russia
enters its ninth month
So what a bizarre world we live in that a celebrity a a an actor
can spend
can can
purchase
Military equipment think about this guy. Hold on think about this for a second. You have an actor purchasing military equipment
And sending it to a war zone to help a country fight another country
What so what world are we living in right now? So he says uh, very simply ukraine needs
Rocker they they define war outcomes. They protect their lands their people they monitor the border
There are the eyes in the sky hamlet told mathau in the radio interview published on thursday
I was really shocked because they give me these updates at least two or three times a week about what's going on
Yeah, it's like amazon. Yeah
It's like him buying drones on amazon and he ships them to ukraine and they're giving him like text updates
Oh, yeah, we configured the drones. Oh, yeah, we deployed the drones. Oh, yeah, your drones has killed
A platoon of russian soldiers
I mean come on united 24 is an initiative that provides for the regular procurement of drones
It's prepared prompt replacement as well as its pilot training for military forces
This is a big deal actress and musician barbara strisand also joined the initiative as an ambassador
As many celebrities have had their use for the platforms to lend support to ukraine this conflict with russia
so
So what's stopping some crazy?
crazy
Evil people from purchasing drones the opposite direction right purchasing drones and sending them to united states to just kind of fly around every
Cabin, I don't know man. You know they got those crazy drones that do facial recognition that have uh, you know
Five milligrams or five grams. Sorry five grams of explosive that are designed to find you
Oh, that's the future man and land on your face and explode with a minor
Explosion that's no bigger than a black cat right meaning no collateral damage
Oh, yeah, it lands on your face adheres to your forehead or something like that and applies enough absolutely
It's like pulling the trigger with a blank on your temple. That's what tiktok's doing when they're they're tracking you
They're gonna launch a drone. Oh, yes, take you out. It's gonna land on your face
And you're gonna be like what the fuck why is this thing on my face i'll just look at the boobs man, yeah
I can't see my phone get off my face
The hell i was looking at levi coral in and then all of a sudden this thing was flying
You're like look at those boobies. Damn. What the fuck?
bam levi
What levi who's levi jeans?
I just made you were looking at jean commercials
Levi coral in that name kind of rings a bell at a porn star. I don't know
If you want a very unique name, it was it's stuck in my head guys name
I I don't check it's a red. I think it's some redheaded chick that does some advertising. It's a guy
It's a guy. He's named coral in our producers are gonna do shit. Yeah
Nude
This is like literally the most disinterested. What's going on? He's setting a new
He's setting a new uh, a new uh, what's the word i'm looking for? So the uh in this long, uh,
And unequal fight ukraine needs to continuous, uh additional support
And that's why I honored president salinski's asked me to become an ambassador of the army of drones hamill said in a statement
I know for certain that ukrainians need drones to protect their land the freedom of the values of them the entire
Democratic world right now is the best time for everyone to come together and help ukraine stand up
Uh in this war with the evil empire. Yes. I know I know I got it. I just find this bizarre
So what do these drones do they have guns on them? They land on people's crotchers
Now are they just like video or what do they what capabilities do they have? There's a lot of people
There's a myriad of things that they do and he described them as
I think drones are completely the future of the world though. I'd like to get a drone drones or everything
They have a lot of use it, but i'd like to they have drones that fight fires
They have drones that deliver packages. They have drones that drones that start fires
cool, they have drones that do everything it's amazing and and they've got drones that fly up on some of these taller buildings and
will
Kill all those, you know up high they've got the bee hives that oh like, uh, yeah like uh pest control
Yeah, it's like you can't it's hard to get up there and you gotta get a tall ladder or you gotta call the actually
They kind of call the fire department or have a big lift and get some guy out there in a bug outfit
and now they just get this drone goes up there and just
Just like a drone goes down and they're flying all around and they're getting
Most think about the that's why I think you should get a drone. So you have to climb the roof anymore. Just
Hover low over the roof. Okay, first off, they don't how many they don't work people that you know
Like hey, you need a new roof like we're all getting hammered by people that want to sell us a roof
Dude put a instead of having people climb up on a roof
You put a drone right over the top of the roof. You look at all the pictures and no it doesn't work
It's the future. Well, hold on look they do take great pictures
But what they don't do is they they don't have that
That tactile feeling when you when you put your fingers on the actual single and you feel like you had to touch the roof
You have to put your hands in the divots. I'm surprised it can't scan
Yeah dense yet. They're maybe software that can do 3d imaging like laser using lasers. I think that would work
Yeah
Because i'm watching have you guys started watching the show on amazon sounds like your butt
The peripheral no, that sounds totally different. Have you watched the peripheral yet the first two episodes?
Anyway, it's a sci-fi show. It's really good and they have drones in that
and
Sorry, keep going the commandos they launch them
And it's kind of infrared. Yes, and it just hovers it just circles and they can see the infrared at night time
So you see where their enemies are? Yeah brilliant. Yeah
Uh, that's real
No question military applications of drones for reconnaissance for for attacking enemies amazing
But no think about the non-military things like I was saying
fighting fires, right think about this one you guys aren't looking at me you're listening but
imagine rescues
How difficult is it like when people like need to be plucked from the water?
Or when they need to get plucked from trees or when and it's like really tough to get to people
I don't know about that why the drone can just come down and they have to reach up theory
But here's the here's the the setback on that, you know
Look, it's in theory. It's great. It's kind of like the tesla car, you know, they work fantastic, but they have limitations
So I mean the the drone is the is the same animal
I mean you're not going to be able to pick up a a 200 pound person with a drone
No, because you're no you're not yes, you can but you're not going to be able to do it for very long
Meaning you're not going to be able to zoom in and fly out there for 10 miles
And then pick someone up and then curry them back. It's just not going to happen. There's just not enough energy
I'm just thinking I'm just thinking in a hundred years
This world is going to be stuffed with drones
Flying flying all over the place, but in fact we may be in little personal
like little
Sitting in chairs that that are here's the we fly around we fly around the flip side of that is that
You know the technology uh the frequencies in which these these drones operate turn water on fire
Well, I wouldn't think about that, but no not at all I was thinking that they're easily um hackable
hackable, you know, they're
You dick
I've gotten in like five. I have gotten in like five good shots tonight. Yeah, you did
These are all great trying to trigger me you fucking piece of pop. Yeah. Sorry. All right
You called me a hackable the other day. You were a troll
What were you what were you trolling about? Oh, I don't see it was the music is weaponized
Oh, the frequencies and stuff. Yes here. Okay. I
You guys send me these ridiculous tic tocs
So here's this lady sitting in front of a piano and i'm thinking oh this might be good because she's actually gonna play
Some notes that make something happen like to actually show you
That there's evidence behind it and she starts talking about how
Music has been weaponized and she starts talking about the same thing you were talking about
They used to record in this frequency and they used to do that frequency
But then they just stopped why they stopped because music has been weaponized and she starts playing music
But it has nothing to do with what she's doing, right?
I don't know and then and then it talks about I don't know
It was anyway, so yeah, you just oh and then the trolling. Well, that's when
You
Right. You sent the video of the woman
Claiming the video thing and then you found an article that literally
Totally debunked it and then you're like, well, uh, you can't believe everything you read and you're like
Well, you can't believe everything you watch. It's it's then it became this
432
And I didn't even I didn't even like like I just sat back and ate popcorn while you guys were lobbing
Lobbing troll bombs at each other. I I stopped I was like troller
Plus I was busy. I'm like this dude's beat me up
I gotta finish my work and get down by the pool closes at seven. I gotta get down there. Yeah, exactly
Yes
I'll tell you I go back to my little florida trip. I
I did you get blown up?
You bought a bottle of maker's mark and you said caskets drinks. Yeah, you kept going back to your room and making drinks
No, I didn't go back to my room. Were you drinking it straight? Are we mixing it? Yeah, you're just drinking
Oh, yeah, I get on straight cubes. I had I filled the the glass up with ice
And I loaded up with with bourbon the period straight. I I think if i'm by a pool
I want that with coke. I don't know. I don't see that being
I mean, I would do it if I didn't have any other options, but
No, I didn't care. I was out by the pool and uh, the little uh, the little chick came by. Do you like anything?
I was like
Mr. What?
I'm I'm I'm
Actually, I just asked for ice
So I was like so, you know, I had was down by the pool. I'm just chilling
I'm in the water and the water was like a nice nice 80 84
Did it have debris floating in it? I'm no taint dust
Possibly the first day I was there was there a car at the bottom of the pool? No, that was the other that was the adult pool
Uh, so there was a the first day I was out there the the pool is rather
full with uh
people a variety of people um variety
Like different races were they no, no, no just uh, just a bunch of people different shapes
Well, they have shapes for sure with the colors
Um, well, you know stick of all that
Cheese, well, I I i didn't go under the water
That doesn't matter. I had still a
I was listening people that were mulching
I was listening to the dudes like us podcast and I was enjoying it and I was like fuck man. This is awesome
I've listened to this podcast three times now
And you laugh every time I was laughing I was laughing about people kind of one of these dudes fucking crazy. He's like in
And i'm thinking myself i'm like god like man
I'm really funny on my podcast hoping jeff would post another one. I was like god if there's one time
I was hoping to do it. It was right now. Did he? No, I did not. He did not. I posted one yesterday
You're doing fantastic, but so i'm not complaining. How caught up are we what what month that's mid august. Holy shit
dude
You're almost there. So we're what two months behind
It's easy when it's easier when you know, we're not
Having a lot of corrections to make yeah, it's trimming the fat most likely right it still takes it still takes
the full time because I got to listen to listen because there's dead time and there's the
Search time that I cut out right? So
Right, and that's how much time on this podcast. No, no, that's what but then there's time where she's acting up that I have to try to
figure her out
so
oh
I would uh, well anyway, so you know what the trip down there was was
It was fun. I mean
I'll never eat well. Did you eat steaks or seafood or?
salads
I went out to
I went out a lot but every time I went out I went out to a place called like
I got a sticker too, by the way for the refrigerator
Salty dog was a place I hung out a lot. I want to say hung out and hang out there
I think it's a chain got a bar and grill
um, it's a small bar and grill and it's uh, they got like uh, one big hot dog and uh, they have a fantastic, uh,
I didn't get it
But uh, I got I got a burger
Uh, why would you call that out? Well, well, you know, I hung out there a couple times. They have a big hot dog
Well, they do they have a big hot dog. I didn't get it. I didn't get it
Well, because last time I looked it looked awful last time. I got a big hot dog was at the the cosco
And oh, I love those. Oh, dude. I felt like I got cancer the last time I ate that
Cancer, but it's felt you all day. Ah, it was I didn't feel well you you didn't enjoy it
uh
Actually, it tasted good going down, but it was it was like immediately regret. Oh, yeah
As soon as you get to the car you regret it. Oh, oh, it's kind of like my body was like dude, dude
Dude, something's wrong. Something's wrong. And what's funny is you can go the next day and be like, oh hot dog
Right. Oh piece of candy. Yeah, you're just like and then and once again you get to the car and you're like damn
You should be able to get sauerkraut to put on those. Oh, I love sauerkraut
You just put onions on there and sauerkraut
Oh god, that'd be horrible. Oh, I I dig the uh, oh look at you. I got you because he's a hot shot
I a little song i'm able to flip my empty beer can behind me into the trash can just about every time
It makes me very it makes me very talented. Do you need a moment? Yeah, I know you need to go caress it. Yeah
Yeah, caress it. Yes, meaning yourself with the valvuline valvaline or whatever it is
I got some vaseline behind me. Oh valvaline valvaline vaseline vaseline. Yeah, you're getting a little car motor oil on you
Then you gotta put cat litter all over your crotch to get it all off
You're weird just soak it up. We've talked about this. No, we have not talked about this
Hold on. I worked at the movie theater when people throw up trumped hold on when they
They when they vomit in the movie theater, you have to pull out this bag of like basically
I understand that but you're talking about mix it on but you're talking about and it drives
Dipping your junk into valvaline and using cat litter to soak it up. Well, because it's oil
How are you gonna get how you get motor oil off your crotch?
He was soap and water. Oh, I didn't think of that. I thought kitty litter might work
God, you're you're you're all oiled up down there and you put throwing kitty litter on your junk
Oh, that's gonna be a recording. Yeah
Now you'll never send that out
You'll send what I say out, but you won't send that out. Well, you put
cat litter on your junk
See you're gonna record that. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, unbelievable. All right. Well, here's the thing
So we were talking about the the hertz changes and between the 432 hertz and the 440
Why did they change the hz music? So the reacher says that the music tuned this is one perspective, right?
Say that the music tuned from this frequency is easier to listen to
Brighter clearer and contains more inherent dynamic range as a result
Music with this tuning need not be played at a higher volume and thus reduces the risk of hearing damage
Actually, I can buy that as the reason for the stupid frequency change not some
Conspiracy there there was added. It's actually it's actually part of iso
Iso iso is isolation in basketball. I so
Standards, right the company that did I remember I felt so it was that thing way back when
This this standardization bunch of company or countries got together a bunch of people got together
and decided
440 is what we're using across music. Yeah to try to create a standard to create a standard
Yeah, iso is nothing nothing but standards, right? Very nice
Yeah, but I thought that was like an a technology. Oh, it is a technology
I mean technically it is a technology. Well, no it comes out of your instrument recording of audio. I mean still digital
To record our podcast currently we we have an x32 barringer soundboard
Oh, so the x32 we have an option of recording between
432 Hertz and 440 Hertz there's an option
Okay, which I think is interesting and there and there are some contemporary artists who recorded albums in 432. Yeah, it says right here
I think Prince was what are we Jimmy Hendrix John Lennon Bob Marley and Prince?
What are we recording in right now eight four thirty two?
We're in 432 so we're joining elite company. We are Bob Dylan Prince well known as
That's Bob Marley. Yes
known as and then John Lennon you trumping over there
What are you doing? Why are you rocking like that in your chair?
Another reason why we don't do video. I know he's twerking. I'm not twerking. I got a little muscle spasm
Can when you laugh you you muscle spasm. I don't know something what he peas. Oh
You know your I don't pee in a year. That was a scandal who peed on the seat
upstairs
Your wife was all pissed. No it wasn't you know what you do
It well here's the deal. It wasn't pee on the seat. It was is not flushed in the toilet
Oh, okay. I don't know where pee on the seat came from could have been me you know cuz
Not flush the toilet was was what Stephen was complaining about and
You know and that may have been true because you know when I pee sometimes it
The duration of my urine lasts longer than the flush
Well, I've been Colorado
Well, I kind of flush like I start and then I flush to kind of you know
Get into the groove and then sometimes it just lasts a little bit longer than you anticipate and you're like oh wow this
has some depth and you know if there was continues
I've never been I've had courtesy flushes with you like crap. Yeah, and that's and that's when you're in public
Like not at home
Now just yeah
But you know in places where you have to conserve water like the cabin in Colorado you say if it's yellow
Let it mellow if it's brown flush it down
No, you just flush it
Well, then you're not concerned then no
Then then you have the then you then you have the I've never been that's what my mom said would say
I've never been yellow that we were not Jeff and I are allowed to go to the cabin. We've been invited. So
Okay, that's crap. No, I asked you three times. There was a particular
A particular have you ever gone to the cabin never been there? I've never been there either and was it by your choice?
No, there's no choice of what yes
Actually, it was never even answered me. I was like are we going or not? I was like we can all work from there
And it has to be this week blah blah blah blah blah, and then I heard
Well, you and I talked about total cricket. Well, you and I thought I didn't know anything about it
And you didn't answer because you said it was your dad's birthday
Yeah, well, no, you didn't answer period. Yeah, but that's what I meant because I talked to him about it. He's like, what's my dad's birthday?
Oh, yeah, but never told me and then I said well, it's off the table
I'm never inviting you again. I well it hurted my feelings. Well, you know
I committed I was all out there for tier four people. I committed I was like, I mean I answered
I have other friends. I mean Jeff Jeff Jeff will probably buy a plane eventually eventually
I can't wait for that. It'll be a model size
Where are we gonna go? Where would be the first place we go if you get a plane?
I want Jeff to get a drone that can hold both here and
Fly to Choctaw. Okay, that's the stupidest idea
Do you know how much fuel you know how much expensive that would be we'd be there in like 20 minutes
Yeah, it's like oh, I need you guys to buckle up. We're landing
Yeah, that's a horrible idea seriously, where would we go let's just say let's just what if you had a plane
Yeah, if you had a plane, oh you got your pilots like
And you got a plane and then you were like, okay and you you got tired of flying it around dfw actually
I would we go I would go to south when I say south texas. I'm talking about the border padre brown
No, no, no, I'm talking about in between the brownsville brownsville. Yeah brownsville mcgallen
No, well further further west. Why why would you go down there?
Because they're really beautiful
Yeah, but there's a bunch of migrants
Stampeding everywhere. Yeah, you don't go down there now
Yeah, I don't think you want to go down there right now. I would go north
No, get the natural bridge down. I would go I would go to like wisconsin
I would talk you guys into going to wisconsin. I'd like to go to wisconsin or
I'd like to go to upper michigan
It's very beautiful up there. Did you know that when you go north if you're in
Amistad national you hit recreation center. Yeah, it's a bizarre thing to me
Well, michigan is broken into two pieces. I know so there's a huge lake though when I that's west of san antonio
And it's right on the border san angelo
Uh, no, that's not oh she's canyon lake
No, this is this is uh west of san antonio
And it's uh, it's by del rio. It's south. It's north of del rio
Um
They have it's called law amistad. It's amistad national recreation area
It's amistad national recreation area. Isn't that a slave ship?
Amistad yeah, I believe it was
Perhaps I don't know that was a really kind of difficult movie to watch. I never watched it. I did
But anyways the uh, this lake is is beautiful. It's and that's where you want to fly
You pose the question. We have a beautiful lake here like louisville. Yeah, we don't have to fly there. We could
We leave from adison airport and I what are you gonna have some
Are we gonna pontoon land back in adison? I'm looking for a clearance to take off. I'm looking for clearance to land
Uh, you think you drive you're about 10 feet off the ground, sir
Think bigger than some stupid lake to the to the west of okay. I think I think I'd go up at the west
I think i'd go up into the colorado area. There you go. Now you're talking maybe jackson hole. How about nebraska?
You fly into some regional airport right like durango, right? I mean you fly into places where like
You know, you can't normally go like oh, oh, oh, wyoming
Well, how about nebraska? We go to nebraska. We'll go north. We'll go to north dakota
And we'll hit devil's lake
I've been to north dakota. I don't think i've ever been in north dakota. I've been to minot north dakota
I'm looking at devil's lake right now. They got it's got a spirk lake reservation
I bet that's where they do all the uh, the peyote and they they sit in the uh, the huts and they they find true
solace
The zen moment i'd go to montana
Flying to billings. Yeah, montana wyoming goes to the bay
Beautiful big sky, you know where I want to go. Uh, why not go international? Why don't you head north?
Into like edmonton or calgary
International I think that'd be a little I don't know too far. Well, not just that but what does that take to have a private plane with a
personal
pilot license
Nothing if you fly 15 feet off the ground
I don't know
I don't know if you can fly 15 feet off the ground under radar. Absolutely. What if we're buzzing all the homes?
And we can even take some meth with us a whole bunch
Oh my god
We could we could park in montana
And in this drive up there. Well, I would love to go to like edmonton. I'd love to go to calgary
I'd love to go to the area because the region is beautiful. Well, vancouver is absolutely beautiful
Yeah, I wouldn't mind going on the fence
I wouldn't mind going up there to the canadian area. Yes. It's beautiful. I want to go where bigfoot is where's bigfoot?
Uh, fucking ontario is kind of big too. Remember it's
You got to think about how far you can go. These small planes don't go. That's what I mean. You're you're making multiple stops
Yeah, yeah. Well, let me know we'll just have to so let's stay within like and how expensive is it to fill one of those tanks?
A lot. Well, how expensive is it to fly to calgary?
Jet fuel is expensive. It'd probably just talk about that on a regular air flight like all three of us
It'd probably close to the same buying all that fuel to get up there. Yeah, probably close to the same
You know what's sad why not to mention be more comfortable on the big airplane?
You know what's sad about this little exercise we're doing is that it'll I I no no
I had to come up with some ridiculous scenario where one of us has a plane for us to immediately get to the base
Ridiculous scenario where one of us has a plane for us to immediately bust out where we would go
We can go to these places now
No, we need to have a private plane though. Well, you know we don't
Well, all the planes are private. You know, I don't know if you know this but there's commercial flights you actually
Yeah, you'll find maybe not the regional. Well, I sent you guys information on whiskey festivals. No one responded
Wow, yeah, because i'm already going with my two. Well, I was out of town
I was working does that mean the textures had arrived to where you're at? I have I received it
I have a friend with a plane that's already taken me. Yeah
Well these well, I'm being serious. You know what?
This is what you said you said you go back and you listen to these podcasts and you edit them
And we say this kind of shit all the time. We do
Let's go here. Let's go there. Let's do this. Let's do that. We do nothing. We live by care. We saw you
Well, we'll do any of it. We don't do shit. Well, here's the deal
Well, Jeff and I we're at a point where like all right, I'm ready to do this and then well, are you ready to do it?
I'm ready to do it. You ready to do it. All right, let's get paul paul's
What paul and now i'm out on my motor. Oh my god. He just went to fucking the columbian
Yeah, I'm riding all over. No, i'm going to my 18th
Titans game this year. Yeah, sorry guys
On my bike. Yeah on your bike. Yep
Sorry shot the hell up
You guys are pathetic. Yeah, we have we've had it all planned out before
We've had it all planned out before. Oh, we had to cancel all we need is paul. We've we've planned it all out
We've paid for it. We had to cancel. We've lost how many times you've paid for it, you know
Do you know how many times you guys have gone off without me never oh really
Oh, let's go to that cool meat packing plant or wherever you guys go in like west. You were out of the country
My god, you've gone there like four times now and you're like, oh my god. We picked up this amazing
There's been twice
Sale we got on this we got all these pork ribs and
All this meat
Just ridiculous then we stopped off
Barbecue sandwich after that. That's good stuff, too. Yeah, it's good
But we can go this week if you oh, oh someone's out of town
see
And I did that didn't I send you did I send you a text that says hey, they're smoking their hams this week
Or next week. They'll be ready the first of november. Let's go
And you know what the text sprite before that was?
I'll be out of town. You know what the text was paul's heading out of town paul. You're gonna be out of town, right?
No, you said paul you're gonna be out of town, right? I was like, uh, yeah why what's up?
And then you went sean. Hey, you know, they
hamster
available
This is the shit you guys pull
I mean, you're never available. I'm gonna do i'm busy. I'm important
Whatever it's all about you paul
Whatever I don't want to kill elk. I love elk go slaughter elk. No, I love them. I don't want to kill them
I'll tell you what those elk burgers were fantastic. Yeah, it'd be good if I could ever taste it. We're doing that tomorrow night
Are you serious? This might be the one thing we say we're gonna do on a podcast and we actually do
Break it out. I want to smorgasbord
Don't hold back of elk burger. Do you want me to bring over my sous vide?
And turn them. Well, I don't know if I can I need to see what's going on you don't
Oh, I made me out of town shooting elk. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa back up the mics
Hey, i'm trying to plan stuff months ahead and you're always like i'm not gonna respond not gonna respond. Oh, i'm out of town
You don't know if you're doing something tomorrow night. No, I don't I'll know what my wife's got doing got going on
Well, you just say i'm busy
doesn't work
Hey, honey, we're gonna have this most romantic evening ever
I'm busy
I'm eating elk at paul's house
You know what I went to the dentist this morning and they said you're doing fantastic and it tasted great and then I just chipped my tooth
Yeah, i'm gonna have to take those actually really good
The cookies were good and they were not too hard
No, i'm gonna have well I am gonna have to take them and i'm gonna put them in some water and some oatmeal
I'm sorry milk and oatmeal. I've been some milk and oatmeal you could dip it in some bourbon and soften it up
I did that with my chocolate cake
Who dipped it bourbon? It was that the buffalo trace cream of buffalo trace damn good call
Oh, man, we remember I filled up the big shot. Yeah, oh my god. That's horrible. Will you pick up the shovel?
And I
Had fun that was fun. Thank you for hosting the other night. That was great birthday
I had a very nice birthday experience over here. That was great
Good. Hopefully the ladies did good after once we got in here the parents like
Really?
Really? Uh, yeah
And I asked my wife I they were a little bitter I go did you leave because we did the and was like well
Yeah, we had I was like I was like time out
You you girls have a ball together when I mean it has nothing to do with us
Like what was the deal? I mean, but you know what they may have been tired and not talkative and well, I mean, you know
Whatever. Plus, but yes, my wife made it clear they left because we left
Well, they probably wanted Julie to be involved too and she wouldn't feel them. Well, she just had her thing
Oh, did she go downstairs? Yeah, she was a bet you would feel well. Oh, I didn't I yeah
I didn't know any of that. Yeah, we were in here pseudo podcast. We were
Here's the thing when you don't
when you have a relationship with a friend and
All in you lose side of them for an extended period and all of a sudden they they come back to visit
Oh, yeah, I mean that was to me that was like the perfect gift. It was pretty cool
You know, I mean mark our friend
Yeah, he was kind of you know, I thought it was nice to catch up. It was really really cool
And I even reached out to him what the hell is going on out there. Oh, there's something going on. There's like lights turning off
They must be on timers
Like you're not sure no, they aren't I mean your dog is even like what?
Fuck man, it's kind of sudden has China taken over your phone, right? Yeah
Wacking off to the the old red tube there, sir
Red tube. Yeah, what's red tube?
YouTube isn't that like a haven't we had this podcast before? Yeah
You guys are the ones that told me that oh shut up. I had I had never heard of red tube
Oh god, I've heard of porn hub. I've heard of this. I've heard
Of a million
Grindr tender all
Amistad National Recreation Area is a it's a world-renowned
resort area in South Texas for folks that like to
Appreciate nature doesn't look very resort II. Well, it's a thing. There are
There are a lot of
Indian
reservations out there
There are a lot of cave drawings. So if you're into that kind of thing
for paleontologists love to frequent the area because you know the the dinosaur bones and
Are the cave drawings from like the early 70s the other from 70s?
Yeah, probably they cave jobs probably like the early 1370s probably somewhere in there
Well, you laugh but how do you know the cavemen weren't making the same jokes about the people that did it 20 years before them?
Yeah, they were like who look at it. Look at his small hands
Yeah, you make a he's gonna pose it thumbs
And the other caveman was good for you. Yeah, nice call
All right, anyway, so how you said we talked about things where we don't do them
All right. I know you guys are whatever you're looking at these Texas things
This is this is what we need to plan for and actually do for once is the bourbon trail
Even my wife even my wife is a million percent on board with doing this
So that is going to be planned and that is going to happen. Well, it is I'm thinking more of a dudes like us
I mean, it's great to include the wives
I would love to but for me to include the wife would be to have to have be something local or closer and
For being dudes like us as guys going out. I
Mean, what if I go Julie's gonna want to go Shelley would definitely want to go. She loves bourbon
Oh, how many wives do that?
Pretty good. I mean even your wife every time we do sample bourbons. She's like, where's mine? I know very cool
Yeah, my wife's cool in her own way, but you know, she's gotta make it happen
Maybe we just put a hood over we drug her put a hood over a hood over
We'll rent a van. You have a lot of points. I've been doing a thrower in the van and we'll just drive
So I've got some crazy shit that happened
I think I told you that on my trip to the
Journal trip to Florida. I we did the halfway marker at a
Mobile Alabama, Alabama and they fucking called me the next morning. We leave they call me up as a man
You guys been smoking in your rooms? I was like no, I don't smoke
I was like no, I don't smoke. I
Don't know to tell you man. I don't smoke. It was your methane gas
Well, they it turns out it was the other room that the other guy was at and they said that yeah
Yeah, we found we found a photograph guy every means another guy that was with me
Yeah, I drove I was training I was had
Your trainee smoked in his room. Well, you know, he said he didn't
He didn't smell like smoke. None of his stuff smelled like smoke
They said they have photographic. They said they had photographic. I said I want to see it
You know, they were like, well, you know, we're gonna we were gonna charge you
The money to rehab that room so we could sell it again because we lost a day's pay and
They were like well, we recognize that you paid for the room, but you didn't stay in the room
So you have control over what's going on in the room?
And so we'll let it go because you're a diamond member but outside of that, you know
You're gonna prove so they they you called their bluff on the photographic evidence. I asked for it. I said I want to see it and
I haven't received it yet. They said they submitted it to corporate. I had a conversation with them, you know
So now my question is what do I do with that knowledge, you know, because it's not just smoke
It's a very specific type of smoke
So I'm like, all right. Well now I know that there's a specific type of smoke
So am I obligated to share this information and if I don't share it am I gonna get in trouble?
And this is a co-worker someone I'm training
It's a brand new co-worker and I totally didn't smell anything and I was with him the entire time
And he had his own room. He had his own room and I'm sure you know based on my experience
You know there you could probably hide that kind of stuff
but
That's a tough one. Yeah
All right, so what played out what a little so they come back and they give you photographic evidence
Well, well wait for then and then what happened? So you are are you they say they waive it like even if they come back with photographic evidence
They are not gonna make you pay for the law. No, they're not gonna make me pay for anything
I'm just gonna note my account and but that's not the the point. I'd approach the the co-worker
Well, I did approach him. Yeah, it was on speakerphone
When I had this conversation with him the first time I had this conversation with him
I had another conversation with him today and not him they and
While I was driving he was just like I don't smoke. I don't smoke anything and he's a clean-cut kid
He's clean-cut kid
He's super clean-cut and he was like, you know, I could recognize the type if you know what I mean
Right and he doesn't fit fit it at all
I mean he doesn't even drink the whole time we're down there and I wouldn't worry about it
He had a margarita. Yeah, make them make him prove it. I would I would leave it alone. They said they had they had photographs
They submitted to corporate what was it like under the bed could have been there for a few guests. I don't know
It was weird. It was a something that people have to go through, you know
There are choices that you have to you have to the things that you go through you're like, well, what do I do?
It's dudes like us, you know, there's things that we have to do. So, I don't know it's crazy. I love my job
I don't want to lose it. I should want to lose it over making a bad decision
Ask him where we get this stuff
October 25th dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. I'm Jeff guys. Have a good night. Happy Halloween
That's right. That's off to our producer. Mr. Austin. So we're not going to have another one until
November 8th
That's perfect. That's election day. See you election day on election day. Yeah, we'll do a live one
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