So today was a sad day.
We lost somebody special.
We're going to talk about that right now.
Yeah, I say we open with it.
Open with a death.
I was going to talk about something else.
With a death, with an honor.
What do you call it?
Hold on, hold on.
End memoriam.
We got the intro music playing.
So we're hearing the intro music with a toast and it's jamming.
And we've got someone that died and we're jamming to music.
And enjoying this fine bourbon.
I like this one.
This is a very fine bourbon.
I'm very, very pleased with this bourbon.
Smelling some caramels.
Yeah, I'm smelling something.
It smells very sweet on the nose now.
Oh my goodness, it does.
Penelope, man.
You can't go wrong with any of the Penelope's.
There's like five of them.
Yeah, it's so smooth.
It's what, a hundred and?
A hundred and four per minute.
Anyway.
Go ahead and continue, Paul.
We'll talk about Penelope in a bit.
I didn't want you to jump in knee deep into this while the music was going on.
I was just going to introduce that we are going to pay a short little tribute to a lovely
lady who was an icon in the country music industry.
For years.
For decades.
So Loretta Lynn.
Someone was her.
Has passed away.
She's 90 years old.
She got her start in the early 60s.
That's how long she's been around.
In a coal mine.
Well, the reason I know Loretta Lynn and I was telling her.
Oh, you know her.
I know her personally.
I know her, know her.
Oh, the story of Loretta Lynn, put it that way, is when I was, I don't know what year
the movie came out, but there was a movie called The Coal Miner's Daughter.
With Sissy Spacey.
Yeah, I know that movie.
I know that movie.
And then later there's a movie called The Coal Miner's Daughter.
With Sissy Spacey.
1980, 81 maybe, 82.
And I saw as 10, 11, 12.
It's not my kind of movie when you're that age.
And you got dragged.
And I get, my parents drug me to it.
Probably because they know who Loretta Lynn was and country music.
They probably thought it was going to be some good country music, but they knew who she
was, right?
So it was probably.
Oh, they probably had all the albums.
It was probably a good movie for them, but as a 10 to 12 year old, it was terrible.
Yeah, she didn't have a good childhood, right?
It was terrible. It was a terrible childhood. Terrible early.
Her husband was an asshole for a while.
He may have been his whole life, but, you know, she had like.
So it's not an uplifting movie in the beginning.
And not the beginning.
But then she's you know, she had four kids before she started singing.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
So she had she had a bunch of kids before she even started singing,
which is like impossible back then.
Yeah. So I mean, I mean, think about it.
I want to say something, but I'm not going to go ahead.
I mean, well, I was just going to say it back in that society.
Yeah. So let's take a picture.
Your job as a woman was like, let's take a picture.
You got four kids and let's say she went bammed and knocked him out.
Well, in six years, yeah.
For four kids in six years.
She's probably beautiful, which she is.
It was is whatever. And
she's got that.
She's probably went through a bad divorce or she married at the time.
She's married. I think she's stuck with the guy.
She's stuck with the guy. I think so.
Well, she's probably a strong woman was able to handle it.
I mean, someone had to take care of the kids while those kids were.
I mean, he was abusive, you said.
I thought for what it's been a long time since I saw the movie.
And I don't I don't keep on.
So this was like so this was like Tina Turner and Ike.
I just think it was it was a tough.
She grew up in the Appalachians in Kentucky.
Right. Coal mine.
And that was a hard, hard life. Yeah.
Big time. Still got a lot of money. No money.
No, it still is. I mean, that life still exists today.
Oh, he does. And and they just have a cell phone instead of.
You know, whatever they're doing, you know, it's it's a hard life.
And I grew up close to that.
Not in Appalachia, but.
I was very familiar with that.
My mom was a Kentucky hillbilly, and
I went to school on the edge where I went to school was actually in Appalachia.
It was in the mountains. Really?
And I took a sociology class.
It was sociology of Appalachia.
And I learned about a lot of the just the culture.
Right. And it's very closed.
People rarely escape that that life.
It's hard to break out of it.
It's hard to break out because it's it's all you know. Right.
It's victims of victims, so to speak, if you want to call them victims.
Well, no, it's more than that.
It's like life outside of that is so foreign. Correct.
It's so different that you it's unappealing. Right.
It's not safe. It's not comforting. Right.
It's there's small towns, small coal towns.
When you say Loretta Lynn,
it I know who she is.
I know she was a country singer, but none of her songs jump out at me
because they're back in the 60s and 70s for the most part.
I think we would recognize some of them.
So, I mean, our producer has a medley.
Well, I'm looking at the list and I don't see any.
Well, she he has a medley queued up.
It's we're not going to do the full nine minutes, of course.
But no, I will do every second.
But I think so let's play just a couple of minutes
and let's see if we recognize any of her. All right.
So she was 90 years old and she she passed away in her sleep.
And she had the the cliche
outfits from the country clothing back then.
You know, the little tassels that hang off.
You ain't woman enough to take my man.
I remember that song.
She was like she was huge.
Absolutely huge.
Well, it's kind of hard, kind of weird to think, you know,
we were she big back then as who are the
that carry under what is today?
So yeah, I would love not as far as money goes, but I mean,
popularity in the country music industry.
Carrie Underwood or who's the other?
Oh, she would be like
Reba McIntyre, that kind of popularity. Correct.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because actually, Reba McIntyre is like the the the aging icon of of today.
Of today. So I said Carrie Underwood of today.
And she had she had microphone etiquette to where she kind of pulls it away.
Oh, she's she's Johnny on the spot, man,
because you didn't have fantastic compression back then.
You know, that was a corded mic.
You know, I think I had a lot of these corded mics.
They sure did produce a lot better sound.
Oh, they've got some backup singers that are looking pretty.
Got the cover by them.
And I thought this was a medley.
Like usually a medley is like, well, I think they'll say it like go to a new song.
Well, it's been in 36 seconds in.
Well, I want to hear a coal miner's daughter.
That's the one you'll probably recognize. Yeah.
Yeah. Just just pop it forward.
It's advanced. It's what happens.
Coal miners daughter. There we go.
That'll work. Oh, that lyrics to sing along.
Do you really want to?
She's kind of judicious, won't she?
Really? What?
I think this was her biggest hit.
Actually, she was not judicious. Look at that.
I'll tell you what.
The country music back then is so different than it is today.
OK, this is obviously earlier because she's much younger
than the last video we just saw. Right.
That last video was probably a celebration of her hits from the last.
The last the last one was from 1985.
So she's pretty young in this picture here.
What year is this? Probably 1972.
We'll never know.
I just want a nice green dress.
Little bedazzled on the the V neckline.
Yeah. And click on show more.
Is that going to reveal more on her show more?
Oh, yeah. I was going to say, right.
All right. Well, now she's not wearing a dress.
I don't know how Jeff did that.
It's a secret to do show more and any YouTube video you watch.
They get suddenly they're just.
I know the headphones back then.
Well, I tell you what, I'd watch a lot of Britney Spears videos
if I had to show more.
Well, she's she's basically nude anyway.
Well, still the show more.
But anyway, Spears is attractive, but she's a nut.
She is kind of cuckoo.
She's she's a nut, dude.
I've mentioned this before, but all right.
Well, I think our tribute can be wound down.
But anyway, she was a lovely lady and she was an icon.
And and rest in peace.
Yeah, let's see if we can pull up one more.
Hold on. Really? What is her number one hit?
Well, you I gave Sean an out.
I literally gave him an out.
He's like and look at him. He's back in.
We want to go deep because he wants.
Yeah, he wants to push the show more button.
I went for him to say Loretta Lynn.
They're not going to have Loretta Lynn.
We already tried with Dolly Parton and it doesn't work.
I think we did.
Oh, you overuse that button.
Well, there's I mean, she has a two thousand and eighteen song.
I ain't no time to go.
Well, there's OK.
Well, they have some songs together with Conway, Conway, Titty, Conway, Titty.
He was a big he was big too. Back in the day, he was big.
He was kind of short.
I want to get my hair like that.
I think Sean, you could probably do that.
They had comments.
What do you actually have? They had a they had a great sense.
Amazing. The 10 greatest hits.
After the after the fire, 71, here we go.
Seventy one rule that play if you here we go.
Oh, that's interesting.
And don't push the show more.
But.
Look at that hair.
Good job, man. He he's got a lot of hair.
He's got a Count Chocula kind of look on him, doesn't he?
Is that a widow's peak?
Is that I don't know.
That is what Sean could do.
That is tremendous.
Is that Conway, Titty, Twitter or Titty?
Wow. Homeboy has got a.
Let's listen to her voice.
She's got a pretty voice. That's Conway.
So what do you think his hair looks like?
Straight out of the shower.
He probably looks like cousin.
He probably looks terrifying.
Like somebody you would run from in an hour.
It's got those sideburns with the go fast gray stripes.
Yeah. Oh, that's when the sideburns came out, like farther out in the front.
Dude, yeah. Oh, they're pointy.
Yeah. All right.
Now, thank you, Paul, for allowing this opportunity.
Yeah, great. Now I'm officially ready to capsize this boat.
So have we had some other deaths?
I thought we had.
Well, there's been a lot of deaths.
There's like seven every second.
What is it? Is it?
Remember, it used to be three births every second and seven deaths every second.
You remember that, Jeff?
No, I thought it was there's three illegal immigrants
coming over for every four births in the U.S.
OK, well, that's that's what it is.
Yeah, that's every nanosecond. Yes.
That's every day or something.
Probably four births.
There's three illegal immigrants that come over.
Oh, God. Isn't that crazy?
I'm sure it's accurate, too.
Well, yeah, that's a that's a new stat that they.
Oh, you mean, serious?
100 percent. They coolio.
A few just died. Oh, yeah. The rapper.
Yeah, the rapper. That's what I was trying to remember.
I knew that someone wasn't that old.
Was he? He was 50.
I was born in sixty three.
So oh, and cancer died of cancer, I believe.
I don't know if they said.
I mean, most rappers get shot by.
He was 59. He was he was almost 60.
He had that good song.
I only know the one song.
Fantastic Boyage.
Come along and ride on.
I don't know. He had this game.
Paradise. Oh, yeah, that was that was.
Yeah, you're right. Genghis is Paradise.
Yeah, that's even better song.
Yeah, sure. That would real quick.
I think. I think that's the only one.
I do the lyrics to.
Yeah, I think that's the only one that I remember.
A good. Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer's in it.
That's right. What do you mean? About that.
She's in what?
The video for Gangster's Paradise in the video.
Yes. That's bizarre.
Really? Yes.
Oh, that was the school that she was a teacher.
Well, this was based on a movie.
The song was in a movie. Yeah.
OK, well, that's why.
Well, yeah, it was Michelle Pfeiffer was it was a substitute teacher.
She's ex-marine. There she is.
And she was working in the hood.
Such a great song.
As she comes in. Oh, my goodness.
Well, tell me what this is all about.
Bitch.
This is such a good song.
Yeah, you and your homies might be lying in chalk.
Whoa. That's only the quality of you booked.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, smoke.
It's a great song, but it's it's a it's just you know what?
It's this mentality that really
I don't appeal. I don't subscribe to it.
This is one of my favorites.
I just got to be one of the rare ones that I actually know most of the lyrics to.
Well, this is what I enjoyed rap.
I don't like the crap mumble rap that's out today.
Nowadays, it's it's doesn't make sense.
Do you say the F word, the N word over and over and over again?
They mumble it. Yep.
I like Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre was.
Well, no, Dr. Dre is Snoop Dogg.
Well, Dr. Dre is is even before this with NWA Ice Cube.
Chronic album. I like NWA.
I like Ice Cube.
At least Jim, that's shit. Ice team on my mind.
The ice tease another one.
Leave me in lemonade.
Look at that. I think the next karaoke we're doing this one.
The donor rubs my anger.
Fool. Here we go.
Goodness, you see, you tell you another one death.
That's probably not too much outside of the Dallas area.
Did you hear about the tight end that died?
Oh, yeah. The Gavid Escobar.
Well, he fell off a cliff.
Him and his climbing partner.
Two of them fell to their death.
You know what? That's not all that uncommon.
I know it's stupid.
I I personally think it's stupid. I'm sorry.
I know there is a lot of, you know,
man versus nature challenge and, you know, super healthy fitness
and strong and strength, which is adrenaline seekers.
Right. But I mean, come on.
It's like he was 31 years old.
Yeah, there's no there's no excuse for putting yourself
in a situation where you fall off a cliff and die.
I'm sorry. You know, I wonder if he had ropes
and they were just not attached correctly.
Right. He just knows they're probably free, free climbing,
free climbing. Yeah.
Just like Tom Cruise.
He does a lot. That's why I was married.
He had two children. He worked as a firefighter.
How old are you?
The Long Beach Fire Department. He's 32.
He was 32. He's 31.
How old are the kids? I bet you they're like nine and seven.
He died around noon this past weekend.
Unbelievable.
And I don't mean to be callous or or judge him,
but you got two little kids. Really?
He was climbing with a with a friend as well.
You know, both of them died.
Yeah, they both died. Yeah.
They don't really dive in too much.
No pun intended to the cause of the fall.
They just they just found two bodies at the base of the cliff.
Yeah. Right.
I'm sure someone stumbled upon him on a totally shit gold.
Yeah. Probably a mess.
I would think. I would imagine.
Yeah. Anyway, it's sad.
Yeah. So anyway, I remember watching him play.
He didn't play for very long. No, he didn't.
But he was like a fan favorite, apparently.
He played four years.
That's about average. That's not bad. Yeah.
It's about average.
But, you know, it's still when you hear something like that,
you're like, oh, shit, he's had his whole life in front of him.
100 percent.
Mm hmm. Yeah.
Poor decision.
Those who knew the two hunting and beach rock climbers who died Wednesday.
It was Wednesday, not the weekend, but near idly wild said they brought out the best in the.
Idle wild. What is it called? Idle wild.
Idle wild.
Brought out the best in what?
I brought out the best of those that were around them.
Oh, well, yeah.
Sure. They were, you know, go after zest, you know, zest for life, you know,
do adrenaline things and take life by the horns and.
You know, you know, kind of what's the adrenaline seekers?
You know, it's the guys who base jump, but guys who
claw or cliff jump and the guys who were the squirrel flying squirrels.
Well, I'll tell you what those dudes that fly the tree.
Oh, my God. Not just the trees, but saying
that they they it is a it is freakish how fast those things go.
First of all, and then fast how do they skim the five feet off the ground?
And then it's like, how do you not fall into the fucking ground?
And I was going to say, how do they eventually stop?
I know that's a stupid question, but a parachute.
Oh, there's a parachute that I think they do wear a parachute.
Yeah. So what they do is they're up on a mountaintop and they usually go down a huge ravine, opens it to a plateau
where they can skim through, but they know there's another drop down on the other side.
Right. So they could probably do a couple hundred yards of.
They're going hundreds of miles an hour.
Well, it looks like it. It sure does on the video.
I mean, and there's like like you said, skimming trees in between trees in between rock pillars.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, they're going so fast.
You fuck that up. And this is like there is no and you're a bug on a window.
And they and they do that.
Last thing to go through their mind is their ass.
Many, many deaths. Yeah, I'm sure.
Well, it's just like these.
I would never do this. You have to swim with the sharks.
I have no desire to do that either. Well, if you're in a cage.
Well, I've seen footage where those cages, they get inside the cage.
Really? They open up the cage and eat you?
Yes. You like videos of that?
Yeah, they use your hands and they undo the latch.
No, there was a video of a shark that jumped over the cage.
Well, not over, but on top of the cage, got into that little square portal and got stuck in the cage and mauled a person to death.
I also saw I know. Thank you.
I also saw why where he was in a plastic clear like a hard plastic acrylic and the shark broke through it and came up like that.
Hmm. Yeah. So it looks like you're out there.
There's no cage around you. Right. So you're just glass clear.
Right. So you're you're in the middle of it, really. But there's really this glass. Well, the shark. So exciting.
Well, the shark broke broke it and ate him. Well, you know, he escaped.
But could you imagine there was footage of him? He was like, holy shit.
You know, he's like trying to show up and around trying to get out the great white shark.
Thank you. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I'm out.
There are certain things I just yeah, I'm the bucket list. There's no room for that in the bucket list.
So you guys would never do a tandem skydive jump.
I would do that. I would I would do I would do a skydive jump tandem or by myself.
Yeah, if I had enough hours, I would absolutely.
I mean, to me, that's that's pretty safe. And also I would want to get in.
Well, even if you take the course. Sorry.
Well, you know, those gliders that you get in where you someone else is piloting no motor or anything like that.
Oh, yeah. They fricking take you up and it's best like 20 minutes.
We're just like, oh, my God. Free falling.
And yeah, it's like you can feel the weightlessness and you know, that feeling you get where the plane leaves the ground
and that we are gravity takes over where the wind, the uplift happens all at once.
And you're yeah, your balls get that weird sensation like, well, there's something weird.
Why that happens nonstop in the other glider orgasm.
Oh, oh, OK. It's the pole every time.
That's what you were trying to avoid every time.
Every time Sean takes a plane, he just fuges everywhere.
Oh, that's great. That's what that's what the vomit bags are for for me.
Hmm. OK. Yeah. Maybe we should end early.
I just throw my junk. What do they call those bags?
Barf bags. There you go. It's like a horse ejaculate thing.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, so that's never going to be.
That's never going to be like sent to put on a little clip and sent to us.
Oh, you talk like a voice ejaculate.
Now, mine will see how that works.
Damn it. That's what he does. He gets me to say it.
He gets me to say it so he can send it out.
What a well, there's a there's a lot of things on a bucket list.
I mean, what is a normal bucket? Like what a cliche bucket list.
You know, a lot of it's to travel. You know, I would with my traveling, of course, for guys,
dudes like us with what we want to do.
We want to hit some of the Bourbon trails. That's on a bucket list, of course.
But my bucket list for even deeper than that is to explore some of the ancient worlds.
I was going to say I knew he was going to say that you want to go to like the jungles of Columbia looking at that lost.
It doesn't matter. Taj Mahal, the basement of Taj Mahal.
Where the aliens like designed it. Crystal skulls. Crystal skulls.
And you have the last one. I would love it. You know what?
You have the last one together with the other ones and the whole thing starts spinning.
And not only, but I want like the super deluxe tour.
I would pay extra for the extended version like to go down several levels where you're not supposed to go.
Wow. Yeah. So that's the illegal part.
Well, I'm just saying, you know, if it's a bucket list.
Now you're in the Colombian prison. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't want to get trouble, but at the same time, you know,
I think that you could buy your way out of some of those Colombian prisons, I guess.
But, you know, I'm just thinking I would love to go see some of those ancient civilizations where,
you know, it's amazing when they start digging some of that stuff up and, you know, they find some sort of tile.
Would you start digging? No, but I'm just saying when you're in the middle of a forest
and they start clearing away the dirt and they find this mosaic tile that is like this impeccable, beautiful design.
How can it be a million years old? You need to read those damn books I gave you.
That's before hominids. It doesn't matter. That shit is in there.
But no, you enjoy that shit. Those books, it's in there.
I do, but that's not what I'm talking about. That happens.
I want to go see it. I want to go there. I want to participate in it.
You want to experience it firsthand.
I don't want to enjoy it vicariously through reading.
Well, then why don't you go to that Pompeii thing where they have all the plastered people.
I don't feel like I want to go see something where some giant jackal and a bunch of people are all stuck in it.
I'm sorry, where the volcano... Volcanoes.
To me, that's like a disaster. That's like... Oh, that's not an alien thing.
Look, I don't want to bring aliens into it. You do every time. Literally every time.
I didn't do it. You did it. I was just talking about ancient civilizations and how...
The crystal skulls.
Well, you know what? They are part of that realm. I wasn't bringing those up either, but I would like to go...
Not necessarily to Egypt either. I mean, I would love to go to Egypt and see that stuff,
but I want to go somewhere extremely unique.
Prosper.
Grace. Go to Greece.
That's where the...
Greece is too commercialized. I mean...
The Acropolis.
All that shit's getting commercialized.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. I'd like to go somewhere that's kind of off the beaten trail.
That's hard to find these days, which is upsetting.
Well, that's my point. We've got to do a little research, and I just want to find one.
I can give you a good one. Antarctica.
Well, I'd be on board with that, but you know, you've got people that are millionaires that are taking tours down there,
and they're not even given the real scope of what's going on in Antarctica.
You know, I want to go under that ice.
How do you know that? Why would you be in a position to say a comment like that?
That millionaires go to Antarctica and don't get the real tour.
There were... Okay, so Obama went down there, and I think we shared this on a past podcast,
and Obama went down there, and they said that they...
Well, first of all, they said they found something.
They found some...
Penguins?
Some church or something like that.
This is on Discovery Channel?
This was on the news?
No.
Yes, it was.
On CNN?
Yeah, probably so.
Yeah.
All the major ones.
Antarctica church?
There was something that Obama... during the Obama administration,
they found something in Antarctica,
and they had invited all of the world's religious leaders down there to meet.
And Obama's one of the world's religious leaders?
Well, you know what? Evidently, he's...
The Church of Obama?
But I'm just saying... hold on.
Pull it up, because I'm almost certain of it.
Here we go.
What is that?
Eight spooky and strange things found in Antarctica.
You've got to type in Obama and priest in Antarctica.
Okay, you know what, man?
I don't even know if it's...
Look, it's real.
Okay, I heard it.
I saw the...
It was on TikTok?
It was on TikTok.
They didn't have TikTok back then.
Did they have MySpace?
You probably saw it on MySpace.
MySpace.
You saw it on Obama's MySpace.
MySpace was huge back in the day.
It was the pre...
It was a Barack Obama...
It was the pre-Facebook.
Correct.
How come that one never...
I think it's still out there.
Well, I know, but why did it...
How did Facebook become...
Because MySpace was more for musicians, I think.
They didn't see the big picture.
Yeah, I think it was limited, and Facebook was more about connecting friends
instead of promoting your music.
Secret trip.
It's not very secret if it's on Google.
Yeah, it was right there.
And you can also click on Show More.
I don't know what...
You know, then to Antarctica.
So, look, first of all, fuck off.
I was waiting for that.
You've been backpedaling for the last 10 minutes.
I am not going to back down from this.
It was on the goddamn news.
Everyone could take turns kissing my ass.
Do you know how the fucking world works?
You know how they delete all that shit?
I'm not saying it's a conspiracy or anything,
but I'm just saying they found something down there.
And they invited all the...
Look for YouTube, bro.
Well, it's on ConspiracyRevelation.com.
Look on YouTube.
Well, then it's got to be real.
And it's not a conspiracy.
Oh, this is recent?
He's got gray hair.
So I guess this is somewhat recent.
So this has something to do with his...
What was the reason behind Obama's secret trip?
Just to add to that.
Oh, my God.
Wow, that's very...
That sounds very cliché.
...CIA Director James Clapper.
Very substantial.
So I'm going to talk.
So Assamu-Tam is still Obama's visit to the South Pole.
His Director of CIA, James Clapper,
made a secret trip to Australia,
another country with heavy interest in Antarctica.
Krul offered a strange blessing of Antarctica,
calling the barren land an ideal for humankind
because there were no weapons down there
for any type of such science experiments,
but we know that it's not true at all.
There are multiple scientific expeditions
that have gone to Antarctica
that was confirmed in an interview with Richard Bird,
and that doesn't say anything about what I'm talking about.
So, you know, I'm just going to backpedal on this
because I'm not...
Nicholas Cage went down there in National Treasure, didn't he?
Oh, my God.
I think so.
One of those books that I will give you
takes place in Antarctica as well.
This is not...
Was that the North Pole that National Treasure did?
This is not one of those books.
This happened.
It did not happen.
Well, the books I gave you are half-baked and unreal.
It did happen.
Oh, my God.
Your obsession with alien ancient civilizations...
It has nothing to do with aliens.
It's insane.
Well, Antarctica used to be green.
Yes, it did.
It was part of Panagia.
So...
It used to be on a travel route.
So, I mean, how can you say something didn't exist?
Do we know?
What travel route?
For all the trills for trade.
I mean, it was...
No, never.
Not doing human...
Not doing hominid...
Okay, so if it's on a map...
If it's on a map and they're showing boats going to it...
No hominid.
If it's on a map and they're showing boats going to it,
how can humans not have gone to it?
Well, they did, but very rarely.
There's nothing to trade there.
Nothing to trade there, bro.
It was penguins.
Penguins.
A penguin was a delicacy.
Well, I guess I am not the authority on this,
but I do enjoy it.
So, this type of stuff that...
I find this stuff interesting as well.
It is interesting.
I'd like to go down there.
Of course, it'd have to be in the right time of year
because it gets quite nasty.
Well, let's just say this, right?
There's very few places in the world...
Actually, probably not as many...
Not as few as we think,
but there's very few places in the world
that are completely and totally unexplored.
Right?
Well, you've got some of the jungles.
Right.
There's some jungles.
There's some deep ocean stuff.
Right?
Well, basically the ocean itself.
The ocean itself, man.
It's massively unexplored.
Right?
And then you've got Antarctica.
Right?
That's relatively unexplored.
No, very, very much unexplored.
Right.
I mean, you know,
and then there's parts of Dallas that are...
Could be.
I bet there's parts of Canada that are so barren
that it's not really explored.
But that's more just like flat tundra.
Flat tundra and glaciers.
And glaciers.
I'll tell you that story about my brother,
who he has a side gig.
He's a mechanical engineer.
He's got a side gig where he assesses
the value of very large equipment
to find out if they need to scrap it
or neither they need to.
That's a strange gig.
It is.
Yep.
So he got that
because he used to work at a copper mining company.
And you know, there's gigantic earth movers
with like the tires that are literally like 15 feet high.
Right.
Well, so his job as a mechanical engineer at that thing,
one of them was to assess the health of those vehicles
and make a determination on whether they scrap it
or fix it or sell it or whatever.
Right?
Well, that became a little niche side job for him.
And so he goes to these strange places
throughout the world every once in a while.
And he does exactly that.
He assesses the equipment.
One time they fly him up to the northern parts of Canada.
Right.
And he literally lands, like hop, hop, hop, hop, lands on a glacier.
And then they put like the silver jacket
or silver bodysuit on him
because it's like fricking 40 below.
Right.
I mean, crazy.
I mean, that's literally how it is up there
in like crazy ass northern...
But people do live up there.
I know.
And it's like Alaska.
We've talked about Alaska being like, you know, it never gets...
What is it?
During the winter, the sun never goes down?
Well, there's periods of time where the sun is down 24-7,
so it's dark.
It's dark.
Like, when is that?
For three months out of...
There are seasons, right?
So there's certain latitude, or is it longitude, whatever,
far north where the sun never sets.
And there's periods of time where the sun never rises.
God, that is...
I don't know where that line is.
I don't know how he did it,
but he zoomed in on a portion of Alaska,
and it's just absolutely stunning, gorgeous, amazing.
Wow, I don't know how you're doing this, but anyway.
So, yeah, so...
Do they know we're watching them?
Is this live?
Yeah, we're watching live people in Alaska.
Apparently, we got into like spy satellite.
Did you hack into that?
Spy satellite, did you hack a spy satellite?
But I was reading, the last book I was reading,
they were in the Norway, Finland region.
And they were on an island that was far north,
and they were talking about that,
where they get like three months of just darkness.
I mean, that'll mess you up, like in terms of...
Or even sunlight all day long.
Like basically, the sun moves from one horizon...
It goes like this.
Yeah, one horizon goes a little higher on the horizon,
and then ends up on the other horizon,
and then does it all over again.
And it's never dark.
No, for months.
Yeah, no, I'm not sure I could...
You know, that'd be fun to do that for like a little while?
Like a vacation?
Well, I know when I visited the farthest north...
Well, I've been in the Canada,
but I didn't notice this when I went up there,
but we visited Minot, North Dakota.
My sister was up there.
And that's pretty far north as far as almost being in Canada.
And I remember the boys were outside
playing at 10 o'clock at night, and it was light.
I had the same experience in Germany.
Yeah, and I was just like...
Because I was looking at my wife, I was like,
you know, it's a couple hours past their bedtime.
But they were outside, and it was daylight,
and it just throws you off, and they were having fun.
It was vacation.
But it was strange because it was 10 o'clock and still light out.
Absolutely.
We had the exact same experience.
We were out there playing soccer.
Finally, my mom came out and said,
you guys need to go to bed.
And we're like, what are you talking about?
Because I want to go to bed.
Right, and so, yeah, we literally all sat there at the window.
We were like, you know, at the window inside the house
watching the sun go down, and it was like 1045.
It was the weirdest thing.
So anyway, it's really cool.
The Earth is a fascinating place
with tons of ancient alien civilizations.
Oh, good Lord.
Oh, sorry.
Are we back on that?
No, bitch.
Brother, please.
We're talking about bucket list stuff,
and that's just stuff that I enjoy.
OK, yeah, let's do bucket list stuff.
And, you know, it's just like, not necessarily Easter Island,
but kind of stuff like that.
I actually think your best bet is South America.
I think that would be the most interesting.
Oh, like Europe.
Interesting.
No, I'm talking about, like, his conspiracy hidden jungle.
That's where Hitler went.
Yeah, I'm thinking...
He died.
Where I would like to go is,
I would like to go to the Scandinavia area.
Interesting.
What do you think you're going to find up there that's...
It's not a matter of finding.
It's a matter of exploring.
You know, I want to go...
There's an opportunity.
I have a friend, and he's got some property that's out there,
and I'm welcome to go to stay there.
You said Scandinavia. Is that Finland, Norway, or Sweden?
Or Denmark.
That's not part of Scandinavia.
Netherlands.
Excuse me.
That's not part of Scandinavia.
What about Holland?
Actually, I'll tell you exactly.
Or the Dutch.
That's the same as the Netherlands.
Good Lord.
Discussion, how many times?
Many, many times.
It's so confusing.
It is super confusing.
Actually, it's not. You just don't seem to get it.
No, you don't know.
You don't get it.
No, I understand it. You don't.
Oh, dude.
Jesus.
We're about to go to blows here.
So anyways, it's the whole area out there.
First of all, it's beautiful.
Yes.
It's clean.
Hold on.
Your bucket list item is to visit Sweden.
Well, I didn't say Sweden.
Just the kind of Scandinavian area where they have a lot of...
Okay, what is a gigantic area?
You've got to pick a spot.
No, I don't.
It's just kind of...
Kattegat?
What are you going to take, eight months and just go...
You're going to take eight months of your bucket list
and just wander around?
How are you doing this?
How are you...
This is Google Earth.
Oh, okay.
You're zooming into it.
Dude, it's so badass how Google Earth,
you can go anywhere on the planet, basically.
Go to Kattegat.
Golly.
Kattegat.
That's beautiful.
Do you guys ever watch the Vikings?
We started to watch it.
I recommend it.
There just wasn't enough nudity.
No, there's no nudity.
Yeah.
That's what I see.
Kattegat is...
I don't know if it's Norway or wherever the Vikings are from.
Oh, wow.
You're spinning the Earth around.
This is crazy.
So look for Kattegat.
I'm curious if it's, for one thing, still there.
Look at the Norwegian Sea.
The distance between Scandinavia and the North Pole,
there's a lot of water.
I thought it kind of just went right into the North Pole.
It's K-A-T-T-E, I think.
There's a lot of stuff I don't know about the Earth.
Kattegat.
But you know what?
Geography is...
It's sad how little people know about the Earth.
Most people.
I know.
Most people.
Especially in the United States.
We're very U.S.-centric.
I grew up in a number of different countries,
so I had a little bit of exposure
into more stuff out there.
So I'm like a...
I grew up...
I lived partially in Germany.
Yeah, you were an army brat.
I was an oil brat.
I'll give you an example of some of the stuff
that I saw that got me hooked.
So it's like walking into these cities
that were built in the 1300s.
I know, crazy.
The history there is crazy.
It's just, yeah, sure, they have contemporary roads.
They've got... everything is mostly contemporary,
but you see that path, you see that road,
you see the path up the hill,
you see that door that was built in probably 1500s.
And it's just, to me, that's the stuff that I love.
And you can go even deeper.
I mean, you can go on some of these...
Endless history. Endless.
Even earlier, you know, the 600s.
And that's why I'd like to go up to the Scandinavia area,
because that's where a lot of history that most people don't go.
Yeah.
That's because that's what I'm talking about.
I want to go to some ruins or something.
Well, the Vikings...
Remote history.
The Vikings explored a lot.
Oh, yeah.
That I didn't learn about in school,
but, you know, after the fact, they went all over the place.
They went farther than the initial historians
thought was possible.
Right.
They went around the world.
You know, it's amazing...
I don't know about the world.
Well, they have evidence that somebody traveled all around the world,
whether it be the dudes with the cup, the...
What is it? The Solomon's...
Two girls?
Yeah, I thought it was that girl that...
Oh, my God.
That woke...
What is that island where they have the money pit?
Is that the money pit?
What is this? Something pit,
and they keep digging and digging and it keeps flooding up.
What?
Oh, God, it's so frustrating.
I hate my fucking brain.
I thought your brain supplement...
I'm just tired.
Who's the girl that...
The climate change girl?
Greta Thunberg?
Yeah, she's the one that went around the world.
Didn't she? In a boat or something?
No, fuck, I don't know.
I don't know either.
I don't know.
She went down to her conference and she wasn't going to fly.
She went on a boat, and by the time she got there,
they had canceled the conference, but she didn't know.
I think she's kind of turned into a joke.
At least...
She's always a joke.
But people...
She even addressed the UN. Did she not?
Yes, she did.
Well, that's where the how dare you came from, wasn't it?
How dare you jeopardize my future.
And you know what's going to happen?
In 15 years when the Earth is still the same
and nothing's different from a climate perspective,
she's going to be like,
yeah, I kind of feel stupid.
So I was referred to the Knights of Templar.
Knights of Templar interest me.
Yeah, that's like a middle-aged thing.
But they were still kind of tied into the Vikings
because they traveled a lot.
They did.
They traveled all over.
Watch the Vikings.
They have...
They find stones all over the United States.
Yeah, Paul, that was cool.
I'm bad-ass, dude.
They find stones all over the United States.
You know, like the tree falls down and all of a sudden,
the stone pops up and on the other side of it,
they find these markings of the Templar
and that the Templars were there.
Hey, Dave was here.
Signed Templar.
But let's say...
They did the spray-painted.
So I mean, like the Oak Island was the one I was referring to,
that pit I was talking about.
There was a TV show about that.
There was.
And these guys, these brothers that invested all this fricking money.
Did they ever find anything?
They never did.
But there's still the mystery of everything that was there.
You know, there was traps that were set up.
There was potentially something there,
and they did find a gold necklace.
But the biggest find that they had was they found a tablet.
And there's a record of the tablet they found.
It was all this old Templar writing.
And...
But it was just like they had to dig down.
There was a row of logs all faced the same way.
So it wasn't like just organically made.
Someone built it.
And then 10 feet below that, there was another row of logs.
And then below that, is that the oak on the tablet?
Yeah.
So they gave the tablet to somebody, and guess what?
It's missing.
They can't find it.
Figures.
But it's that type of stuff.
I mean, I'm not saying I want to go and do it,
because these guys spent a shitload of money to dig out that stupid well.
And...
But it's that type of stuff that amazes me.
It is kind of fun.
Kind of amazing.
And you know what's amazing to me?
They still haven't found Amelia Earhart's plane.
How does that surprise you?
There's a huge ocean out there.
I know, but they have like...
They pieced together like all these things about, you know,
where she could have been and what islands she could...
She did land on an island.
How do we know that?
Well, I think...
No, because they...
People picked up shortwave, right?
She made SOS, you know, calls until her battery died.
And so she was on an island somewhere.
You know, she had already run out of fuel.
She already landed.
There's hundreds of thousands of little islands.
Well, I know, I know.
But there are people that like have looked and looked and looked and looked.
And they can't even find her plane.
And imagine looking for the stuff you're talking about, right?
Right.
It's fascinating.
I mean, and I'm not saying it's easy and that they should have found it,
but even that search is like shockingly difficult.
Well, even you hear about these treasure hunters who know that the Spanish
galleon sank in this area.
In this certain area.
And they go searching for it, and it takes years and years and years.
And they still don't find it.
Sometimes they do.
Right.
Sometimes they find other stuff.
Yeah, sometimes they find other stuff.
Well, they're always finding other stuff.
When they're looking for something in particular, they find other stuff.
Yes.
That kind of fast.
These treasure hunters who search for these old ships,
that kind of interests me.
Well, even World War II ships.
Yeah.
So there's groups of people that are looking for particular warships
that got sunk.
So this is going to sound kind of morbid, inappropriate,
and hopefully it doesn't.
But for example, like we just had the hurricane hit the Gulf,
or Florida, but Florida.
So when that water gets pulled out of the Gulf...
You mean when it washes back out?
Well, when it goes out...
Well, Tampa Bay got sucked out.
So when the water goes out, it's just like...
I mean, do they send out a horde of drones to...
To see what's there?
To just scour the area and look?
No, because the air, the wind is freaking going apeshit crazy,
and they can't.
Well, I mean, not necessarily.
No, that's not true.
In the middle of the hurricane, yes.
Oh, the eye, yes.
Yeah, but when there's a guy standing out there,
and there's no wind at all, and it's like,
yeah, I've never seen this before.
I mean, I could walk out there half a mile.
You know, that's what I'm talking about.
When that tide is that low out there,
and it's like 5, 10, 20 feet, and it's just amazing,
that's when I'm thinking they should send out a horde
of some sort of laser things that they use to do the top...
So when a monster hurricane...
Topology, topology.
Yeah, when a monster hurricane is about to hit the coast,
I don't think anybody's thinking about that shit.
They're thinking about how to keep people alive
and how to get the hell out of there because...
Oh, come on. You've seen the movie Twister.
They come up with all kinds of these little things.
These guys that are trying to shoot things up into the eye of a...
They make helicopters out of beer cans.
Yes.
And they go up with these sensors.
And they take belts and they strap themselves
to some sort of underwater pipe system.
Yes. Did you see they're making a Twister 2?
Are they seeing people?
Oh, the Paxton shed.
Bill Paxton died.
Really?
That just made me sad.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, but I think Helen...
That was a big one for me.
Helen Hunt is in it.
Helen Hunt?
Is she really?
I bet she does not look good.
Twister 2. Oh, is it happening?
Oh, the terror continues.
The terror continues.
I thought I saw... unless it was a fan-made preview.
It doesn't look like it's happening.
Yeah, that one right there, Twister 2.
Yeah, she's...
Oh, 2023. You're not lying.
Yeah.
Well, you know, got that old style...
It's a Casper Van Deen.
Casper Van Deen. He was in Starship Troopers.
Starship Troopers. Man, that was a movie.
That was good. I liked it.
Yeah, interesting.
All right, well, I'll have to check that out.
I love Twister. The original Twister. Great movie.
Things should start to improve into the morning hours.
I'm sure it's a rehash of the first one.
Just bigger.
So let's check out Helen Hunt.
She doesn't look bad.
See how much makeup she's got on.
Oh, I'm sure they have tons of makeup.
She's got Bisquick.
...what are believed to be tornadoes or hurricanes
or causing massive destruction.
F2, is that bad?
That's a fairly large storm.
Oh, did you see that bike that was stuck in the middle of that car?
Is there anything bigger like an F6?
That's like a nuclear bomb going off.
Did you hear that?
Wow. So they were showing the children.
It's just bigger.
Come on, hurry up, let's go!
Well, I mean, it's the same thing, right?
I mean, there's...
It has to be an F6, which I don't think it exists.
They didn't say that, did they?
No, it doesn't go that high.
No, but they didn't say that, did they?
Yeah, in the preview.
Oh, God. F5 is as high as it goes.
I always thought Hell of a Hunt was cute.
Not anymore.
All right, so this is obviously a thriller.
Oh, that'd be fun, though.
Anyway, the first one was good.
Oh, yeah.
Don't overdo it.
Why do they have to do it?
Why don't we go over the top with it?
All the warning signs are down.
The tornado's coming your way.
You're not going to know it.
And the thing's probably going to be 30 miles across.
Yeah, there's been some...
Remember the Wichita Falls one?
Those things could be...
Unbelievable.
How wide was that one?
Miles.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Amazing.
Don't piss off, Mother Nature.
And it's one of those things...
Do you want to go through one of those or a hurricane?
Isn't it the same?
Well, there's no flooding with the tornado,
but there's just utter complete...
There's just utter destruction in both.
In both.
But it's different.
You have a warning with the hurricane.
Well, the tornadoes are much, much smaller.
They're more localized and more destructive.
Tiny, tiny compared to a hurricane.
But the destruction that they do is...
Oh, yeah.
You've got a lot of water damage
through an incredible region with hurricanes.
I think the destruction level for a hurricane is obviously bigger,
but to live through one,
you have a weak warning potentially for a hurricane.
I want to get out.
To get the hell out of there.
For a tornado, you may have a minute, two minutes.
Have you guys ever experienced a tornado?
100%, yes.
Yeah, so what was it like?
Like, they came really close?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, big time.
That's probably 10 or 11.
And it was up in Cincinnati.
And that's another big tornado area up there, believe it or not.
Tornado alley.
And I remember the sirens going off,
and it just getting...
When a tornado comes, the clouds get a different color.
Yes, green.
It's like green, and it gets eerily quiet.
Which is weird.
But we had basements up there.
So I remember we were all in the basement.
Yeah, that's very lucky.
And half the basement was finished
with a big pane window looking out the backyard.
So we were on the unfinished part, so we were in the basement part.
And you could just hear it.
Sounds like a train.
Shit flying everywhere.
You couldn't hear the sirens anymore, but it was fucking loud.
Once it was all done, we went outside.
Destruction everywhere, just shit everywhere.
Really?
And it was a tornado that bounced down our street.
It hit every other house.
Yeah, and literally leveled homes.
It ripped the roofs off of the houses.
It would like...
You could clear them straight to the foundation.
This one didn't do that.
It lifted...
It took the roofs off of every other house.
Unbelievable.
It bounced over our...
No one got hurt on your street?
No one died.
No, no one died.
It went right down our street and it bounced over our house.
Damn.
Straight over our house, and it hit the house behind us.
There was a huge tree back there, probably hundreds of years old,
that got uprooted.
Damn.
So did they say F whatever?
F3 or F2?
I didn't pay attention to it back then.
Yeah.
Who knows?
Scary.
So it probably wasn't a huge one like that,
but it ripped roofs off of houses.
Yeah.
And like I said, trash was everywhere.
So you didn't throw an empty whiskey bottle out of the basement into the sky?
I just finished my bottle of Jack.
I was like, damn, we've got to do it real quick.
And it never hit the ground.
No.
Oh, that part would have been cool.
But that was my first experience with one.
It was scary.
It is super scary.
And we've had a couple come through, and one went through.
It was a little bit farther from the house, but I remember riding my bike up there.
I was probably 14 or 15 years old, and me and my dad and my sister got on our bikes
and went up to where all the destruction was.
Oh, wow.
And it was around one of the all-girl schools,
and I was riding around the parking lot, and a bunch of nuns started screaming at me.
Get out of here.
And they were yelling at me to stop.
What happened is power lines had fallen.
Oh, no.
And I was riding straight to them.
And I was probably 20 feet from them, and I jammed my brakes on,
because I didn't know what they were saying, and they were screaming at me.
Like three or four nuns, because it was a Catholic girl's school.
And you were about to ride right over the table.
Right into them.
And when I stopped, they were sparking.
But I didn't see them, because I was looking around and doing this kind of thing.
Oh, my God. What a nightmare.
So I was riding straight through, and like I said,
the power lines were right across the parking lot, probably a foot off the ground.
Oh, my God.
You were like, give a fuck, you nuns.
Shut up, you stupid nuns.
Yeah, I was here last week, going to bang two of those girls.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't believe I said that.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with him? He did it.
Yeah, why did you do that, Jeff?
You son of a bitch.
You were good.
Do you ever regret what you did to that nuns?
I don't believe I did.
You did this to the nuns?
Why are they yelling at you?
Well, I don't know.
No.
Keep driving, keep driving.
No, I don't know if I...
Come to us.
I think I was probably embarrassed.
I think I just kind of sheepishly rode away.
But they saved your life.
Probably, yeah. They probably did.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Yeah.
Wow. Well, that's quite an experience.
You know, we've gotten lucky. We're in Tornado Alley.
A lot of people don't know that.
We're on the bottom edge of it.
We are, but we are literally in Tornado Alley.
Tornado Alley isn't something that's in stone.
Tornado Alley is something that kind of evolves.
It just keeps migrating.
But my point is, everybody, like, everything's...
Like, where is the worst part of Tornado Alley?
Like, where do tornadoes hit the most?
People think Kansas.
Oklahoma.
Yeah, they think Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska.
In Texas, where we are right now, I mean, not South Texas,
but where we are, we're on the southern edge of it.
You're right.
Correct.
Just... I mean, I've looked at statistical charts before.
Just as much chance and occurrence as Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska.
Yeah. And the big ones have hit here.
And we've been lucky.
I mean, I've lived here for 30 years.
And we've...
Some of those people who lived down in Florida for 30 years.
Yeah.
And they...
And the shit's gone.
Did you see that dude?
He was in a shrimp boat.
And did leave.
Was he out fishing?
It wasn't Forrest Gump.
Oh, there's always people that don't leave.
There was this dude, he was just like...
He seemed like he was in his 60s.
And he was like,
I didn't leave, just want to stay on my boat.
And his boat's all fucked up.
And he was on the side.
He was alive.
He's alive.
He was like, oh, it was tough.
It was real tough.
So the boat literally got swept into the land.
And he was on it.
Yeah, he was on it.
He was on top of a condo.
Can you imagine how he got tossed around?
Yeah, well, it had those big arms on the side.
And they were still intact.
And I think those arms really kind of helped.
Because it would help him from...
Keep it from flipping over and killing him.
From flipping over.
And it would probably prevent him from going down certain streets.
He should have put a net side.
He probably could have got some air and like...
No shit.
Fly.
Like the Rocket Man.
Yes.
Rocket Man, what's that?
The guys that fly through the things that we talked about.
Oh, those squirrel guys.
Squirrel men.
Squirrel boy.
It's your shit, right?
Did you see, if you have to go to Florida,
the new articles I'm reading are,
there are a bunch of alligators inhabiting the homes.
Oh, cool.
Oh, that's great.
Yes.
Do you have insurance for that?
Alligator insurance?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're starting to find...
They're starting to find out...
They're tearing up your shit?
They're starting to find alligators in all the neighborhoods and shit.
What a nightmare.
When I had that question, I was like, so where are all those alligators?
Yeah, you better be careful if you're going out there.
Dude, I am fucking bringing my gun.
For sure.
Or you're going to need a bazooka.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah.
You don't want to go waiting in that freaking water, man.
No.
That's crazy.
There's sharks down there, too.
Yeah, they got a video of a shark that was swimming in the middle of the street.
But, you know, by the time I...
I saw one that was an orca jumping as well.
I don't think it was real.
A lot of that water will be subsided before I get out there.
You know, I don't even know where I'm going yet.
I could be going to the Carolinas, who knows?
I'm probably in more danger than you are.
I'm going to Chicago.
Perhaps with your mouth, you'd probably get shot there.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I go around picking fights with people.
You're going to post up on them?
I'm from Texas, man. Back off.
Come on, man.
Oh, they'll be like, hmm.
No, I'm not going to go there.
You have way more guns than we do.
Yeah, they probably do.
You need to get some of the...
Because you don't have one while you're traveling.
Right.
You need to get some of the stuffed pizza while you're up there.
Stuffed pizza.
The Chicago-style stuffed pizzas.
Are you allowed to carry a gun now in Chicago?
No.
No, hell no.
I thought that they just passed a law.
No, that was New York.
No, they didn't pass a law.
The Supreme Court shot down a New York law.
I don't know exactly what it was, but they shot down.
The Supreme Court ruled.
It was right before the abortion ruling.
It was like a boom, boom, boom type of thing for the Supreme Court.
Right.
The first one was the gun, the New York gun law they overturned.
So I'm allowed to carry a gun in New York now?
I believe so.
You may want to confirm that.
Well, I don't know if there is called a...
What is it? Reciprocal...
I don't know how to say that in a noun form.
But there are states that respect the laws of other states.
So like Colorado may not accept Texas's reciprocate...
I can't say the word.
Reciprocity.
Reciprocity or whatever the word is.
Reciprocal.
So there are states that recognize other states' gun laws.
And so you're able to carry your gun into that state and have the same rights.
Well, if you have...
But there are some that do not.
I don't think New York is like that.
I do not. 100% is not.
So if you cross the state line and you get pulled over and you tell them,
Yes, officer, I'd just like to tell you that I've got my concealed handgun in my car.
They handcuff you and take you away.
Even though 10 feet earlier, you were in a state that like, yeah, we totally recognize.
You're right to have that gun.
Right. So there's the Chicago stuffed pizzas.
There they are. Beautiful.
There's two of them up there that are...
Deep dish.
And they're good.
I mean, it's not your standard pizza, obviously, as you can see.
Right.
I've had... there's two of them up there that are famous.
I can't remember what they're called.
They don't taste like a standard pizza.
But there's...
That looks more like quiche.
No. No. Not at all.
It's a shit ton of cheese and all your fillings and the sauces on top.
Nice. I see that.
And it's good.
Oh, it sounds good. My stomach's going...
It's really good.
Yeah. There's a quiche.
So it says here 37 other states.
So the Texas license to carry gives you reciprocity.
I know. It's hard to say.
Reciprocity with 37 other states.
Is New York one of them in California?
This is one of the main benefits of having a CHL.
Is New York one of them?
Repersocity. Rep-er-cisity.
Re-er-re-ci-procity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity.
Did you guys go to school in Texas or something?
I... actually, I failed out at a very young age.
You failed algebra, what you said?
Well, do the... I failed everything.
I do the pronunciation. I think we're saying it wrong.
It's reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity.
It's exactly what I said.
You got it wrong 10 times before that, so don't...
No, that was Sean.
Don't get it.
No, no, no.
You can't claim the very last one you got.
Well, we have it on file, because both Jeff and I said it correctly the second time.
No, neither one of you said it right.
Reciprocity.
No. Well, now you're saying it right.
Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity. Reciprocity.
And no, New York is not one of them.
Of course not. Neither is California.
Yeah, so Washington, Oregon, California.
California?
Minnesota. Yep, California.
All the Democrats run states.
Minnesota, Illinois.
No, they're listing the ones that don't.
New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts.
Oh, these are the ones that do not.
They do not. New Jersey.
All Democrat runs cities.
Yeah, hardcore. So, you know, I was...
My family, my dad's side comes from New York, and they were sharing stories where, you know, you're not even allowed to have bullets.
And there was...my uncle was...I guess he had gone traveling, did some hunting, and he had like a bullet in his pocket.
Like a...
Just a fucking bullet.
An unfired bullet.
What if you have one of those key chains with a bullet on there?
Well, I'm pretty sure it's not.
You're going to jail, pal.
It doesn't have, you know, powder, gunpowder in it.
Is that some kind of qualifier?
I don't know if it's a test or not, but, you know, they found, you know, you can get in trouble for that.
I mean, it's just finding a bullet.
There was an elementary kid that got suspended from school because he had a shell.
A spent shell.
A briefcase bomb?
Oh, that's what it was.
Irving Kidd.
So you can have...you can buy guns...you can buy guns in certain areas, but you have to have a license to buy bullets.
They're looking for many ways to keep you from being able to protect yourself.
So you can magically have your bullets.
Right.
But, you know, you're not allowing you to buy it, or you need a special license to buy the bullets.
Right.
Yeah, it's fascinating.
Our producer's playing with Google Earth, and it's really fascinating.
There's so many amazing places in the world.
Go to Martha's Vineyard.
See if we see the illegals.
Oh, there's a whole bunch of migrants there.
They moved them to the...
The army base.
To the army base out there.
Yeah, well, they lasted a long time.
I don't know if it was a joke or not, but there was a bus of illegal Venezuelans being bussed from New York to Florida.
As like a...
Because they want to come down and help with the recovery, because they'll get paid for it.
So they want to work.
They're like, we'll get paid $15 an hour.
We'll get fed.
To help clean up Florida.
Correct.
Oh my God, we'd need a lot more than that.
I don't know if it was a joke or what, but the way it was phrased is bus of illegals coming down to Florida.
Right.
Being shipped to Florida.
Right, so they're being returned.
Yeah, that's what a County Red like.
But then you read the article, like, yeah, we want to come down to work to help clean up Florida.
Right.
It's a mess down there.
All the way up to South Carolina to North Carolina.
I don't know, part of Georgia.
Yeah, where is it right now?
Is it still pummeling something?
Is it out to sea?
No, it's over the US.
It's just storms at this point, if it's anything.
Okay.
Well, the last time...
Causing flooding and stuff, I'm sure.
The last time, you know, this time of year, a little bit later actually, when the hurricane came up, it went up to the 100-year storm in New York, New Jersey.
Right.
Where it flooded.
That sandy?
Yeah.
Hurricane Sandy.
Mm-hmm.
Did that one wipe out Atlantic City?
It hit New York real bad.
Yeah, it caused serious shoreline problems.
Did you see the meme I sent you where, I think I sent it to you where President Biden vows to make the next hurricane named after a black woman?
Oh, that was a joke, right?
Please tell me that was a joke.
I was making fun of his pre-court thing.
You know, we might as well finish up this show talking about politics because there's so much fun going on with this.
So awful.
That stupid bimbo going to North Korea and saying the ridiculous shit and the shit she said down in about Florida about how they're going to spend our tax.
Oh, you're talking about Harris?
Yeah, Kamel-Tel Harris.
Harris went to South Korea, but she said the Republic of North Korea.
The great longtime alliance.
But she was on the border, and she was like, they were like, well, it's 50 meters over there.
She was right on the, with the announcement it was on the border of North and South.
Yeah, the DMZ.
Yeah, the Demilitarized Zone.
So but then, you know, she was talking about Florida and how they're going to send money down there.
But, you know, it's first the people that get the money first are going to be people of minorities and women.
It needs to be based on equity.
That's so.
And everyone because the the low income.
These tragedies hurt them the most.
The most. Yeah.
Like communities of color are impacted far more.
But the leader of FEMA was like, yeah, that's not going to happen.
That was awesome, by the way.
FEMA. That was not a Florida.
No, that was FEMA that came out.
Right. That's a federal agent.
That's a federal agency.
Says, no, we're not doing that.
Yeah. And literally said her comments are not helpful.
She's causing panic.
Right. And she's causing confusion.
And she needs to basically shut the hell up.
Right. Yep.
She got called out.
And that was not a state thing.
And that's my point, because, you know, DeSantis and.
Well, DeSantis said the same thing.
He's like, yeah, right.
The devil to anything federal.
Yeah. Right.
Oh, the Biden administration.
Well, he well, Biden's going down there to meet with them.
You know what?
They should they should put all that stuff aside when they're again.
Well, he was a lot of people suffering in Florida right now.
A lot like they've lost everything.
Well, he went to Puerto Rico.
That's where he's coming from.
I think he was in Puerto Rico.
Right.
So we're going to give you a hundred billion dollars or whatever.
I think it wiped out every year.
Don't they? Doesn't seem like it.
Yeah.
It's unbelievable.
It's a tiny island.
Yeah.
And they get wiped out every year.
Yeah.
But he hasn't made it to our border yet.
Well, that's kind of far away.
Like Puerto Rico is a little bit farther.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'm not good with geography, but I'm just saying it's kind of difficult for him to go down to the border.
I can't get over that he's even made it president.
I know.
I mean, I am over it, but it's just it's just remarkable.
Well, it was also the footage that's recently happened is the where he asked the dead lady to stand up.
Oh, my God.
That was awesome.
Where's Jackie?
Jackie, you know, you're here in the room.
Yeah.
There was some commentator on Fox News.
She was just like, hey, look, you know, I miss my mom and think about her a lot.
But, you know, I don't sit there and call out for her.
Yeah.
You know, because she's top of mind.
She's top of mind.
What the reporters say?
Well, John London's top of mind.
But I don't call.
Yeah, where you at, John?
John, are you in the room?
They shout out to John either one.
But let me find out where he is.
God, how embarrassing was that?
If his staff was probably had their hands up in the air, shaking like, no, stop.
Right.
And then every time he leaves the podium, he's like wanders around aimlessly.
Well, that's another one when he was over there in Europe, wasn't he?
In Europe.
And he stops talking and he just kind of wanders off to the side.
He doesn't know what to do.
He reminds me of, I'm sorry.
No, and the other announcer starts talking.
Like he was not on the stage.
Yeah.
So he starts talking like, thank you, Mr. Biden.
He's like, he just kind of stands to attention.
He stands at attention and he's looking at the podium.
He just left as if that person standing there talking.
I think he's thinking.
But he's not there.
Well, I bet he's like, should I go back to that podium?
No, he's probably going, is this my conscious talking?
He reminds me of like Chris Farley.
Remember on Black Sheep when Chris Farley goes out there and his brothers.
Black Sheep, the movie you've seen that with, well, his brothers and a politician.
And he goes in that one room.
He's smoking a bunch of dope and he goes out there and he was like, oh, well, we got to fight for this because we're oppressed and kill Whitey.
You know, just saying this off the wall shit.
That's Biden.
Yeah, it's so bad.
It's so bad.
And they've got they've got some pretty cool stuff that Trump has put out.
What is a governor?
The ex governor Huckabee.
He's got some sort of literature that they're putting out for kids that talks about Donald Trump in a positive light that says he's these are the fantastic things that Donald Trump has done during his last administration.
You know, because they're not teaching it in school.
So they're they're now it's available.
We're just going to write in and they'll mail it to you.
It's free literature for children.
It's got a bunch of cool little cartoon things on there.
Yeah.
And this is what Trump has done.
And regardless of what you've heard, this is what they have.
Some people don't like Trump for different reasons, but this is what he really did to try to help, which I thought was pretty cool.
Speaking of Huckabee, did you guys know that Sandra Huckabee?
Sarah.
She was Sarah.
She had cancer.
Yeah.
Thyroid cancer.
And she beat well, thyroid cancer.
If you're going to get one and you catch that's the one you want to get because they can remove the thyroid and it's still not.
And then you take thyroid medicine or yeah, I mean, it's still it's still something you need to keep track of.
But I think it's again, I don't I don't know.
But I don't know.
Don't a couple of people that's gone through it.
They have the thyroid removed.
So yeah, that guy, Scott, you met that Oktoberfest had a thyroid cancer, you know, and it's he's a musician and a singer and said, fuck them up.
It's really disappointed with it.
I said, well, how'd you get it?
It was like bad luck.
Did you see that Trump sued CNN?
Yeah.
Soon for money.
Four hundred and seventy five hundred million dollars essentially.
So basically he's trying to pull what that that one kid Sandman Nick Sandman.
The one that had the Indian guy banging the drum.
Well, you know, trash the shit out of him.
Oh, it was defamation of character because, you know, they said Russia, Russia, Russia.
And none of that was true.
They were lies.
Hundred percent lies.
I wonder if it'll go anywhere.
I hope it does.
I hope it does, too, because in the article I read, they said they paid Nick Sandman because it was supposed to be undisclosed.
You know, you can't release how much we paid you.
Somehow, I guess it got out. They paid him two hundred and seventy five million dollars.
Amazing.
And that was not the first person he sued.
Like to watch the Post.
He said he was going to sue six or seven of them.
Yeah.
And I know he already settled with three of them.
Well, I mean, that's why CNN is getting their balls kicked.
I mean, Kyle Rittenhouse has sued the shit out of him, too, now.
Or he hasn't. He's about to.
He's lining up.
Yeah, he's about to.
And he's he's queuing up a bunch of people.
You know, LeBron, LeBron James, he's going to queue his ass up.
Two hundred and seventy five million dollars.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
That has to hurt CNN.
I wonder if that's why AT&T dropped their ass.
They're like, you guys are getting too expensive.
You're not making me any money.
That is awesome.
I can't think of a better a better punishment for a.
Yeah, but you've got to think about it.
I mean, who's funding CNN?
You know, I mean, is it is George Soros?
No, AT&T owed them for the longest time.
And then I think Warner Brothers bought them.
And I think Warner Brothers sold them to I don't know who owns them now.
Yeah. But they were corporately owned, not one person on their clean house.
Now we'll see.
Yeah, they got rid of the Brian Stultzer guy and he's now a professor at Harvard.
Oh, yeah, because he's qualified to be that.
It's not that he's qualified.
What he is qualified to do is is tell lies, taint people's brains and teaching them to lie.
That's something that's not true.
Yeah.
You know, their narrative and he's perfect place for them.
So do you guys think, you know, there's a waning.
I feel like there's a waning in the narrative that that the midterms is going to be the red wave that everybody's talking about.
Now, now there seems to be like another push to bring that back into the Nancy Pelosi seems to believe that Congress has, you know,
she just went on some sort of news conference and she was like, no, we're doing absolutely fine.
Right.
You know, while she's apparently doing a world tour because they're calling it the farewell tour.
Well, she knows that. She's not going to get to be done.
Well, she also is pushing to be the ambassador for Italy.
Oh, God. So we're going to still have to hear about her.
She'll be like she won't.
She wants to be the U.S. ambassador.
So she's going to basically be working with that right wing.
And that's another thing.
There's a Marxist.
Yeah. So there's but you know, you've got the even Sweden just came out in the news that they're they're hiring a white right wing.
I don't know who's in charge of Sweden, but you know, is it a president or king or what the fuck?
It's a social. They're social.
Yeah, but they're they they just hired someone that's that's right wing.
And so they're going to start like changing things around.
Well, I think the lady who just got promoted to prime minister in England, I think she is on the conservative side.
I'm telling you, they're saying she's more along the Margaret Thatcher side.
People are starting to kind of be fed up with this bullshit woke.
That's right. That's exactly what it is.
And the thing about Sweden, which is specific is is that you go to Sweden and you don't have to necessarily if you lose your job, you still get paid.
I pay tremendous amount of taxes to make that happen.
But you've got all these people that are coming into the country because they've got this policy that says you just come in and we'll take you.
There's a no border, whatever they call the open border, the open border policy.
Well, they have these no go zones.
Well, yeah, they have the no go zone, but the point that people that are in the no go zone are getting paid.
They're getting paid.
So, you know, so all their money is going out the window.
So they're getting really sick and tired of it.
So they're bringing in these right wing people to try to control that.
You know, I love it.
They're going to have to lock the border down. Good Lord.
Yeah, eventually. That's the plan.
That's the long term plan. At least that's what's on the table right now.
Yeah, I think there will be a push.
We'll see. So what are we?
We're about a month out from where month out from the election.
No, it's a big deal. What does early voting start here at Texas?
No, has it already started? Well, tick tock.
So we're two weeks out right now for the next podcast.
You're going to be taken off. I'm going to be in Chicago.
So you'll be gone and I'll be gone for one or two sessions back to back.
I'll be here. You think you'll be out there for two weeks while I'll be gone for two Tuesdays.
Well, then we'll move the second one to Wednesday.
Well, that's why I was I was going to leave Wednesday, but you're leaving Monday.
So it won't matter. Right. You know, whatever.
Well, we'll figure it out. It's it's October 4th.
It's the second edition. We had fantastic bourbon.
It was Penelope, by the way. Yeah, really good.
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