1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,680 Well, well, well. 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,640 Somebody to my left is talking a lot of shit. 3 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,480 Hey man, I'm very good. 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,480 What can I say? 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,480 100% luck. 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,480 You gotta know how to manage your team. 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,360 Oh yeah, he caught right on. 8 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,440 So he's out of the three games that we've visited, three or four? 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,640 This is our fourth game. 10 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:33,320 So he's won one of four and he's just over there struck like a cock. 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,240 All I know is that I opened up Yahoo Fantasy and I said, congratulations. 12 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,360 You know, and it's like had balloons and shit going on. 13 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,360 You're not in last place. 14 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,080 I was like, well, it doesn't matter. 15 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,080 I am in last place. 16 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,000 It was showering me with praise for my win. 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,960 You had that open and you were watching it by the side. 18 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,520 You were watching the games. 19 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,520 You're just watching that. 20 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:51,520 Oh yeah. 21 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,520 I have to win. 22 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,520 I have to beat them. 23 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,520 And then I took a picture of it and I sent it to you guys. 24 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,520 Yes you did. 25 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:02,760 It's an all natural dudes like us moment and playing fantasy football with a bunch of buds 26 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,640 and it's a rivalry that never ends. 27 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,860 It's a dudes like us moment. 28 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:08,860 It's October 4th. 29 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,360 How many points did you get? 30 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,360 I'm Sean. 31 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,360 I'm Paul. 32 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,360 And I'm Jeff. 33 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,360 And I had more than 60 points. 34 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,360 How many points? 35 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,360 And you didn't. 36 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,360 Jeff, you have zero wins. 37 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,360 All right. 38 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:25,160 That had to be historic low though. 39 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,760 I don't think I've seen a score that low. 40 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,760 Last year you were in the 50. 41 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:28,760 Weren't you about 50? 42 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,760 Last year? 43 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:30,760 Yeah that was last year. 44 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,760 I don't remember. 45 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,760 So you're improving. 46 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:38,040 What frustrates me is I would have beaten I think nine of the 12 teams. 47 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:42,120 You lost and got the higher score than everybody else. 48 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,720 You would have beat everybody else had you played them yesterday. 49 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,680 I mean but look at like last year Beavers. 50 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,640 Beavers was extremely upset. 51 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:52,760 They had like the highest points and they were like in eighth place. 52 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,560 And it was just like everyone they played had a record week. 53 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,840 That's what pisses me off about the whole FF fantasy football game. 54 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,120 Well you shouldn't get mad at all. 55 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,120 It's who gives a shit. 56 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,120 It's stupid. 57 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,920 Now Paul if you would have lost you would have pissed off. 58 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,920 You'd be like fuck no. 59 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,920 We'd have been like cocking around. 60 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,920 I know. 61 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:09,920 Okay first off. 62 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:10,920 Russell sucks. 63 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,920 I never. 64 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:12,920 Okay. 65 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,920 I don't know what you're doing. 66 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,160 Fucking low cry spasm there. 67 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,160 Yeah no. 68 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,160 I don't make any of those noises. 69 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,160 Yeah. 70 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,160 I do not act like that. 71 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,160 I used to get up. 72 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,160 Oh well I was confused. 73 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,160 But not anymore. 74 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,320 That was the noise I heard this afternoon because you lost your cup. 75 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,320 I'm not sure where it is. 76 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,320 I think it's. 77 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,880 I think it's in your vagina probably. 78 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:32,880 You know. 79 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:33,880 We go out of our way. 80 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,680 I think it's my father's my father-in-law's backpack. 81 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,680 Well you need to. 82 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,680 In Houston. 83 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,680 You need to frame up that. 84 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,680 Where I just came from. 85 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,680 Wow. 86 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,240 Oh yeah you went to go see the game. 87 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 I did. 88 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,040 I was at the Texans and Chargers game and Brody went with us because he's you know he 89 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,600 kind of always gets screwed because you know the other boys have gone to different games 90 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,480 and he has never gone to a game. 91 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,760 And I'm like well son you're not a sports fan. 92 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,080 Like you don't you never watch some sports with me. 93 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,280 You never you know ever talk about it. 94 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,280 Right. 95 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,280 And so I said OK fine let's just go to this game. 96 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,800 Maybe it's not about the game. 97 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,280 Maybe it's just hanging out with pop. 98 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,280 It's what I said. 99 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,600 I said you know enjoy the game. 100 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,600 It's gonna be fun. 101 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,440 And why would you even contest it. 102 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,440 Well I mean you know. 103 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,000 Trying to make him feel like shit because he wants to spend time with his dad. 104 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,320 I mean but you know at some point you know I'll find something else to do with him. 105 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,320 You know what I mean. 106 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,600 We'll go bowling or we'll go take him to a batman contest. 107 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,160 Go to the skate park and skate board with them. 108 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,160 I've done that. 109 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,040 As a matter of fact when we were in Tucson I took him down to a skate park and like you 110 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,680 know that was like 30 minutes away. 111 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,680 Right. 112 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,680 Did you rollerblade. 113 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,560 I didn't do anything other than just sit there. 114 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,960 Well you should have gotten on and done some tricks. 115 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:41,960 Oh some tricks. 116 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,520 Hoop to hoops and whatever those tricks are called. 117 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,520 And die. 118 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,520 Well he. 119 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,520 How many times has he broken his arm. 120 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,520 A whole bunch. 121 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,560 He's broken both wrists. 122 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,560 He. 123 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,560 He. 124 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,120 You would have gotten on the thing would have been like an instant like knee break or something. 125 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Instant death. 126 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,120 Yeah. 127 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,400 I would have spontaneously combusted before he was even moved in. 128 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,120 Sir you have 230 bones in your body. 129 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,120 You broke all of them. 130 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,120 All of them. 131 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,120 We're gonna call you evil. 132 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,840 How many bones are in the body. 133 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,840 Is it 230. 134 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,840 232. 135 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,840 218. 136 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,840 215. 137 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,840 213. 138 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,840 I say 213. 139 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,840 Brandon knows this. 140 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,840 All right Mr. Producer. 141 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,840 I do not. 142 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:17,840 I say 213. 143 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,840 I say 213. 144 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,040 263 what do you say Paul. 145 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,880 I'm gonna go with 263. 146 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:22,880 You can't just. 147 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,880 Did you just said that. 148 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,880 All right I'm going to get 256. 149 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,880 I was closest. 150 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,360 Oh we all over again. 151 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,360 Yeah. 152 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,360 Paul you should have said one. 153 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,360 No he said. 154 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,360 I should have. 155 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,360 You both said 263. 156 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,360 I said 213 so. 157 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,680 I got more numbers right. 158 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,680 Two and a six. 159 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,680 No mine was. 160 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,240 I said 213. 161 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,440 But I was counting my penis as twice or like five. 162 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,660 That would be boner. 163 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:45,720 Oh yeah. 164 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:53,480 Jeff was counting the bones in his fucking nostrils that he calls hair. 165 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,480 Yeah, those are stocks. 166 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,480 That's cartilage. 167 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,480 Yeah, those are... 168 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,480 206 bones. 169 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,480 That's interesting. 170 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,480 Chitness. 171 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,960 Yeah, a lot of bones in the human body, a lot in the wrist. 172 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,400 I mean, did you guys ever give a shit about like any of that stuff? 173 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,400 Biology. 174 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,400 That's biology, right? 175 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,400 In high school? 176 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,400 I found that interesting. 177 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,400 Did you? 178 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,400 Yeah, they had the skeleton. 179 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:19,700 In fact, this past weekend, Mr. Producer assembled a skeleton in our room for we pulled 180 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:23,560 out a bunch of Halloween things and getting decorated, getting ready for it. 181 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,560 Yeah, I actually had to learn this. 182 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:33,720 I had some class, a basic biology class in college, and I had to learn all these bones. 183 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,720 The coccyx. 184 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,720 Why are some blue? 185 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:44,000 Yeah, they get the fibula and the tibula. 186 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 What are the colors? 187 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Are those just... 188 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,880 They're just trying to separate. 189 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:54,640 We're looking at a picture of the human skeleton, and yes, they're all different colored bones. 190 00:05:54,640 --> 00:06:00,440 I think they're just trying to differentiate the different little shoulder blades back 191 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:05,120 there compared to the collarbone, so to speak. 192 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,000 This says there are over 206 bones in the body. 193 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,520 There are over 200, and well, maybe they're talking about some people have... 194 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,280 Is a tooth considered a bone? 195 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,640 No, no, that's a tooth. 196 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,160 But they have a bunch of finger and feet bones. 197 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,440 There's ear bones. 198 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,560 Maybe those people that hypothetically count that extra knuckle in there. 199 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,600 I'm on them three knuckles deep. 200 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,600 Yeah. 201 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,600 Oh, God. 202 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,920 Someone in the range of 270 to 300. 203 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:33,920 Oh, babies. 204 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,920 There I go. 205 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,920 Babies are born. 206 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,600 That's because your skull is not completely formed yet. 207 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,880 Oh, I'm sure a bunch of bones are not fused. 208 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:45,520 Yeah, it says the bones fused together and become less bones. 209 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,520 Interesting. 210 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,280 Yeah, your vertebrae, some of your vertebrae. 211 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,280 As an adult, you have 24. 212 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,280 Like it said, babies have 33. 213 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,280 I think that's what it said. 214 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,280 Yeah. 215 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,280 Interesting. 216 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,280 You know, chemistry is the same way. 217 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,840 I couldn't have cared less about chemistry, but now I'm watching Breaking Bad. 218 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,840 You're like, I want to make meth. 219 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,880 No, I don't want to make meth, but... 220 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,880 You want to melt people. 221 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:09,960 Yeah, but it literally, I mean, it makes it interesting how, you know, how... 222 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,320 How easy and plain shit is. 223 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,920 And it just, you got to set up the right conditions to do it. 224 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,120 It's not even that. 225 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:21,960 It's how he breaks that down into a chemistry experiment as opposed to, you know, which, 226 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,960 you know, which it is, of course. 227 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,960 Yeah. 228 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:24,960 You know what I mean? 229 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,880 I find it, it's fascinating. 230 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,880 I enjoyed it. 231 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,880 It is a fascinating show. 232 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:36,400 And when I was that age and taking the classes where you would have some water that was in 233 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,640 the classroom, like with a plant, and you take an eyedropper and pull out a little water 234 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,920 and put it on a slide and look under there and you got all these wigglies moving and, 235 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:45,920 you know, I thought... 236 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,920 Like the parameciums. 237 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:47,920 Yeah. 238 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:48,920 Well, whatever they were. 239 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,920 The proteo, ostomans no more. 240 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,920 Brain and Biba? 241 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,960 Just took that class. 242 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,000 I had an embarrassing moment in that class. 243 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:01,840 That's when everybody was supposed to take a pluck of hair out of their scalp and then 244 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:05,360 everybody put it under their microscopes and she would ask, okay, what do you see? 245 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,040 You zoom in and see the follicle. 246 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,400 And I'm looking at mine and there's like a bug hanging on it. 247 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,640 Are you kidding me? 248 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,640 No, I was not. 249 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,640 And a little microscopic bug. 250 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,640 It looked like a little... 251 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,640 Like a mite? 252 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,520 It looked like an armored koala bear. 253 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,520 Like a scabie? 254 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,520 Did you have a lice? 255 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:19,520 Did you have scabies? 256 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,520 Well, no. 257 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,520 Lice is much bigger than that. 258 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,520 Could have been scabies. 259 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,520 Could have had scabies. 260 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,520 No. 261 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,520 Scabies doesn't hang around hair like that. 262 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,840 Anyway, so I'm like, I called the teacher over. 263 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,840 Guys, big mistake. 264 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,840 I should have just been like, hey. 265 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,640 Oh, hey everybody, come look at this. 266 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 Right. 267 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,400 So she's looking at it and people are getting interested and then of course people start 268 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,400 making fun of me. 269 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,400 Look at Paul. 270 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,400 He's got bugs in his ear. 271 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,400 Yeah. 272 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,400 Why is everybody from New Jersey? 273 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,760 In every podcast I listen to, is that all? 274 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,880 Hey, Paul, he's got these bugs in his ear. 275 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,080 Especially the last one I listened to. 276 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,080 Oh, Archie! 277 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,080 Or whatever you do. 278 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,080 That's not me. 279 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,080 No, that was you. 280 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,080 Crazy. 281 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,840 Anyway, yes, they were making fun of me because I had a bug hanging on my hair. 282 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,840 What do scabies look like? 283 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,020 I'm sure they were making fun of you for other reasons. 284 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,000 Oh, they were making fun of me all the time. 285 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Go to scabies. 286 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I'm the hearing impaired kid. 287 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,860 God, I had an awful childhood. 288 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,880 Oh come on. 289 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,360 You got to go over to friends house and watch their parents address. 290 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,680 Okay, that was awful. 291 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,680 That was traumatic. 292 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:18,680 Is that it? 293 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,680 Yeah, that is scabies. 294 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,960 Scabies is a little bit different. 295 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,600 Scabies will burrow down into the skin. 296 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,680 That looks like something out of Star Wars. 297 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:26,680 That was kind of weird. 298 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:27,680 Look at that thing. 299 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,840 It's got like three gigantic legs. 300 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,840 What are those things? 301 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,640 Wow, that is a rather large pregnant scabie. 302 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,640 What is that? 303 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,640 That's just going to burrow. 304 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,680 That thing looks larger than a regular scabie. 305 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,360 That's like the mother lobed. 306 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,840 God, that's disgusting. 307 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,280 Maybe it's engorged on your skin. 308 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,280 She's probably pregnant. 309 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,080 I don't know what it was, but this is microscopic. 310 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,080 These are obviously microscopic, right? 311 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,160 Well, the big one is. 312 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,160 Yeah, anyway. 313 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 Well, you know what? 314 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,160 That's terrible looking. 315 00:09:56,160 --> 00:10:05,720 That type of stuff fascinates me because it's like they have these computer rendering of 316 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:12,160 an infinity type of organism, the crystal or something, where the camera is way out 317 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,200 and it just zooms in and it just keeps going into infinity. 318 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,200 You talking about Ant-Man? 319 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,640 No, I'm just like they- 320 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,640 Talking about. 321 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,640 It was like fractals. 322 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,680 Was that serious? 323 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,680 Fractals is a math. 324 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:32,920 Look up fractals and you'll see that it has something to do with math, I think. 325 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,800 But you're saying these are like super, super microscopes? 326 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,360 Well, I mean, it's not real. 327 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,360 So it's not real. 328 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,360 Yeah. 329 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,360 Okay. 330 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,480 See right there, it's got to zoom in and then there's like another picture. 331 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,920 We'll kind of, you know, it's like zooming in from outer space onto Earth and you just 332 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:48,920 like you can keep going. 333 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,920 You can keep going. 334 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,400 It's just like a fun art thing. 335 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,400 Yeah. 336 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:57,480 Fractals are, they're a math thing, but they're non, the pattern does not repeat itself. 337 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,480 It's like the golden ratio, so to speak. 338 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,480 Yeah, it's weird. 339 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,480 I used to know that. 340 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,880 I have never heard of this before. 341 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:03,880 Never heard of fractals? 342 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,880 No, I've heard of fractions. 343 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,600 You've heard of fracking? 344 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,600 Heard of fracking. 345 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,600 Sharting. 346 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,600 Shut the frick up. 347 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,600 Shut the frick up. 348 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:20,760 I know the one time in my chemistry class, it was me, my buddy Roger, and my friend Jeff, 349 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:24,520 two guys I still talk to from my youth. 350 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,520 That's amazing. 351 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,800 And we were in chemistry class together. 352 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,280 We had every single class together in high school. 353 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280 Every single class. 354 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,280 We had chemistry and we were partners. 355 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,280 Big mistake. 356 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,280 Yeah, those are solid pictures there, Mr. Bruce. 357 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:41,360 And one of them, I don't remember what the experiment was, but it had to do, had sulfuric 358 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,400 acid or hydrochloric acid. 359 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,200 And we had it in a little beaker. 360 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,200 Beaker. 361 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,440 And you could see the fumes coming up. 362 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,840 And I told my friend Roger, I was like, I wonder what it smells like. 363 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,840 You should smell it. 364 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,840 Oh my God. 365 00:11:53,840 --> 00:12:00,160 And he went in and just went in and just snorted the thing and these fumes went up his nose. 366 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,080 And the teacher saw him do it. 367 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:07,080 Didn't she immediately warn everybody, this is acid, everybody blah, blah, blah? 368 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:13,640 He made, well his name was Roger, what was his name, Kirsch, and he let him do it because 369 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,920 he knew it was going to burn, but it really wasn't going to hurt him. 370 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:20,200 And he jumped back about 10 feet because it hurt so bad and the whole class was like, 371 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 what just happened? 372 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:26,320 And the teacher called out and goes, Roger's a dumbass and snorted the acid flint fumes. 373 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,920 It was hysterical. 374 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,640 Yeah, no, I don't joke about that after what happened with my chloene incident, man. 375 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,280 That was, I thought I was going to die. 376 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,280 Chemicals are no fun. 377 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:41,480 No, even regular household stuff that you think is innocent. 378 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,040 You get a compilation of things that you're not really sure. 379 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,280 You're just like, I've got to get this damn stain out. 380 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,520 I've tried just about fucking everything. 381 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,920 And then you apply one more element on there. 382 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:55,400 Next thing you know, all hell breaks loose and you've got fucking open sores on your 383 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,440 arm and yeah, it's a mess. 384 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,320 You know what's weird? 385 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,840 Growing up, my sister and I, my sister and I, when we were young, probably I was 10, 386 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:10,280 she was 12, 13 on a boring day. 387 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,240 I got a Sunday and it was storming out. 388 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,240 Right. 389 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,240 And we didn't have anything to do. 390 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,240 We didn't have video games. 391 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:20,480 We didn't have that TV wasn't 24 seven like it is right to entertain ourselves. 392 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,120 We would go around and get a bowl and we would dump every single chemical in our house 393 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,120 in it to see what happened. 394 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,080 So that brought back some memories. 395 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,080 It did. 396 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,360 I was thinking back, I was like, that was probably really stupid. 397 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,360 That was really stupid. 398 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,240 Oh, look at it change color. 399 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,240 It was swirling. 400 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,080 I don't think there was really a probably about it. 401 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,080 I remember doing that. 402 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,480 We did that a couple of times. 403 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,480 Definitely stupid. 404 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,480 My parents do what we're doing. 405 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,480 They just went, all right, go. 406 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,480 They're not bothering me. 407 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:49,600 It's no different than us lighting shit on fire and and putting firecrackers in a model 408 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,080 airplane and throwing it. 409 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080 You know what I mean? 410 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,080 We did a lot of stupid stuff. 411 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,800 Yeah, I blame my sister for that. 412 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,240 Yeah, we used to, you know, we used to older. 413 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:02,480 We used to fry, you know, ants with magnifying glasses and we used to do cool stuff. 414 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,280 I didn't do the the mean stuff. 415 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:10,240 There are people that like would take frogs and, you know, pour acid on them and do that. 416 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,240 We did that. 417 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,840 We did some dark, disturbing stuff. 418 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,800 Yeah, we did the did. 419 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,240 I remember I went over my friend Jeff's house and a couple of the older kids. 420 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,240 Brother had older. 421 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,060 He was older, maybe seven or eight years older. 422 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,040 So he was a teenager and he had some friends over. 423 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:28,400 I remember they would find these bees and they would pull the wings off and they put 424 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:32,120 two of them in a thing and let them fight. 425 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,120 So they would do that. 426 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,160 I remember watching cock fighting. 427 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,160 What? 428 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160 What? 429 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160 You know, chickens. 430 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,160 Oh, no. 431 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160 No. 432 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,160 What kind of cock fighting do you guys do? 433 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:47,360 I had some some friends that that did that was flies, big, big horse flies. 434 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,680 Yeah, those are nasty, man. 435 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:54,960 They would they glue them to toothpicks and make them like little airplanes. 436 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,720 It's like they would make an airplane. 437 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,200 Those horse flies are huge. 438 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,880 And the horse flies, but literally you can imagine a toothpick little plane and then 439 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,880 gluing it to that. 440 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,440 And then the things take it off because then you got two horse flies and then the car is 441 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440 struggling. 442 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,760 But, you know, it works, though. 443 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,680 Those bite your your ass and man, it hurts. 444 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,680 They do hurt. 445 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,680 Jimmy crack corn. 446 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,680 Remember that song? 447 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,680 Is that what that was about? 448 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,680 I believe so. 449 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,200 Yeah, I thought it was Jimmy crapped corn. 450 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,200 Jimmy crack corn. 451 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,800 Oh, Jimmy crack corn. 452 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800 It's a song. 453 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,520 I don't remember the words for it, but it was a song that we used to sing in grade school 454 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520 and choir. 455 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,560 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. 456 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560 That's all I know of it. 457 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,560 And then it was about I don't know what the lyrics are. 458 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,480 Pull it up, Mr. Producer. 459 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,760 But I think it had a horse horse fly in it for some reason. 460 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,240 Jimmy crack corn. 461 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,640 Yeah, Jimmy crack corn lyrics. 462 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,160 Yeah, we we know this karaoke version. 463 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,800 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. 464 00:15:53,800 --> 00:16:00,200 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care when he would ride in the afternoon to follow him 465 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,000 with the hickory bro, the pony being rather shy, would have bitten by the blue tail fly. 466 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 I thought it was a horse. 467 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I thought it was a horse fly. 468 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 But that's how long it was. 469 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,920 So it's like a it's like a bluegrass. 470 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,920 So Jimmy crack corn. 471 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,920 I don't care. 472 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,920 Hold on. 473 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,680 But listen to hold on. 474 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,000 Don't scroll back down. 475 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,240 So my master's gone away. 476 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,020 So let's break this down a bit. 477 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:28,600 So the pony began what he would ride in the afternoon. 478 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,260 I'd follow him with my hickory broom. 479 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:34,960 So who's he was riding on their hickory broom. 480 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,800 Oh, so this is the bug. 481 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,800 I'd follow him with my hickory broom. 482 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,280 The pony being rather shy, when bitten by the blue tail fly. 483 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,280 All right. 484 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,600 So what is this song about? 485 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,600 No idea. 486 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600 I don't know. 487 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,960 But he says my master's gone away. 488 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,760 So either I mean, are they talking about a slave? 489 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,920 Or are they talking about it's an old song? 490 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,040 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. 491 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,040 What the hell? 492 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,240 I have no idea. 493 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:05,360 It's a old, very old piece of slang for sitting around idly gossiping. 494 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:11,480 A more likely explanation is that Jimmy cracked open a jug of his master's corn whiskey and 495 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,480 kicked it back. 496 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:19,880 But either way, nobody cares because the master was gone away and wouldn't be coming back. 497 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880 I don't know. 498 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,240 This is a song we sang in fourth or fifth grade. 499 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,520 So sitting around idly gossiping is basically kind of what this is. 500 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,160 The thing is, what does it mean? 501 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,800 But I still don't get any of it. 502 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,280 I guess they have a whole bunch of- 503 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,080 Oh, he kills his master later. 504 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,080 What? 505 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,080 Yeah, throws him in the ditch. 506 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,080 He died and the jury wondered why. 507 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,580 He says, well, the pony jumped. 508 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,140 He start, he pitch. 509 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,920 He threw my master in the ditch. 510 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,320 He died and the jury wondered why. 511 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,920 The verdict was the blue tail fly. 512 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,720 Yeah, see? 513 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,720 That's a good nursery word. 514 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,720 Wow. 515 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,720 Yeah. 516 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,760 Well, that's no different than the ring around the rosies pocket full of posies. 517 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,760 That's the black plague. 518 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760 Has to do with- 519 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760 Right? 520 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,760 So when a whole bunch of people died- 521 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,240 It was first performed in the 1840s by blackface minstrel groups. 522 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:14,200 It tells the story of a young slave named Jimmy who tells us, when I was young, I used 523 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:21,240 to wait on the master and hand him his plate and pass the bottle when he got dry and brush 524 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,920 away the blue tail fly. 525 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,160 It develops with that when his master went on the horseback, when Jimmy's assignment 526 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,540 was to follow along and brush away the annoying blue tail fly. 527 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,320 So that's why he has the hickory broomstick. 528 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,320 Right. 529 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,320 Is to keep the- 530 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,320 Jimmy Crackcore. 531 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:43,440 I wonder if they still sing that in grade school these days. 532 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440 I don't think so. 533 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,120 You're not even allowed to sit Indian style anymore. 534 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,120 I know. 535 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,120 So dumb. 536 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,120 What? 537 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120 It's called crisscross applesauce. 538 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,120 Crisscross applesauce. 539 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,640 Well, that was back when, not when we were in school, but it was a while ago. 540 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,880 Well, that's what our kids were in school. 541 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880 Right. 542 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,880 That's weird. 543 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,120 And I was like, no, it's sitting Indian style. 544 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,120 Yeah, but I mean- 545 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,200 You know, hold on. 546 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,040 When you said that minstrel group, right? 547 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,880 That's exactly what people are freaking out about with the Texas Longhorns song. 548 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:18,440 Apparently, there's some history with some minstrel group, which is like, has racist- 549 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,360 You're just going to let that fly out of there? 550 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,360 Jimmy Crackedcorn? 551 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,160 Yeah, Jimmy did crack corn. 552 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,000 That's just to shit himself. 553 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,480 Jeffrey Crackedcorn. 554 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,880 Anyway, that's interesting. 555 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,880 This minstrel group thing. 556 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,400 I don't even know what minstrel groups are. 557 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,760 I guess there's some folk gypsies or something. 558 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,760 Minstrel? 559 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,760 Minstrel, right? 560 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,760 As in women stuff? 561 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760 No. 562 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760 Stuff? 563 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,760 No, min-strel. 564 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:51,320 But I just, you know, I don't understand that, again, that came up in the University of Texas 565 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320 fight song. 566 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,440 Yeah, somebody was upset about something about that. 567 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,400 The eyes of Texas or whatever had to do with some minstrel. 568 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,400 I don't- 569 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400 Screw that. 570 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400 Anyway, very interesting. 571 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,200 They want to take away all the traditions and- 572 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,400 Well, and what's interesting about it is I don't even think they know the history, right? 573 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,960 They have no idea what the history really means. 574 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960 That's what it was. 575 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960 Okay. 576 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:20,160 So the boy that was supposed to be taking care of the flies got drunk. 577 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:24,100 And then one day the flies were especially thick. 578 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,520 The horse was bitten and panicked. 579 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,800 And the master was thrown into a ditch, breaking his neck. 580 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,480 An investigation followed the verdict to put the blame for the master's demise on the blue 581 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,840 tail fly. 582 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,640 Jimmy was off the hook and was in a good mood. 583 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,880 Now at last to the part about the cracking corn, that was a very old piece of slang for 584 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,320 sitting around idly gossiping. 585 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:48,400 So Jimmy, cracking corn means sitting around gossiping. 586 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,600 Kind of like Colonel Pop. 587 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,600 Like popping corn. 588 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,600 Colonel Pop. 589 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,960 I think we should change the name of our podcast to Cracking Corn. 590 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,960 We should. 591 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,960 Cracking Corn. 592 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,840 Three dudes cracking corn. 593 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,840 Corn crackers. 594 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,840 Corn cracking dudes. 595 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840 Huh. 596 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840 There you go. 597 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,960 It's Sean Paul and Jeff with Cracking Corn here in Frisco, Texas. 598 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Same, same accent. 599 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 Is that new Joey's accent? 600 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960 Yeah, same dialect. 601 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,960 He once lived there. 602 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960 Remember who went last year? 603 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,360 I know, because it was the most beautiful place on earth. 604 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,240 It was beautiful there. 605 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,240 You can't deny it. 606 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,240 You heard us. 607 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240 I mean, you told us all about it. 608 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,720 He was like, I want to move here. 609 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,520 They have Irish bars on every block. 610 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,120 They had so many. 611 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,120 Crazy. 612 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,120 It was wonderful. 613 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,560 I felt at home. 614 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,280 You literally went from one Irish bar to the next. 615 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,320 I was up one rainbow and down another. 616 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,320 Oh my God. 617 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,320 All right. 618 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,480 See, and that's the weird thing about it. 619 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,480 I can't even say that. 620 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,480 What? 621 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,480 What? 622 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,120 Because you think of an Irish leprechaun and the rainbow falling into another pot of 623 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,120 gold. 624 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,000 And now it's like related to all this other stuff. 625 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,560 It's like they stole the rainbow. 626 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,240 Bigger than that is God's covenant in the New Testament, in the Old Testament. 627 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,240 And they did. 628 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,400 They totally hijacked the rainbow. 629 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,140 I'm taking it back. 630 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,140 Taking it back. 631 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,140 I'm taking it back. 632 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,140 I want my rainbow back. 633 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,120 That would be a bumper sticker. 634 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,680 I'm taking my rainbow back. 635 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,680 Yeah. 636 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,680 Bitch. 637 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,680 Yeah. 638 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,680 You can't say bitch. 639 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,680 That's a mixture. 640 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,680 No. 641 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,680 Hey, acronyms. 642 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,680 I'm taking my rainbow back. 643 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,680 L-B-Q-Y this. 644 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680 No, no, no, no, no. 645 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,680 Just acronyms. 646 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,680 Oh, just acronyms. 647 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,680 Yeah, because that way. 648 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,680 What are they going to say? 649 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,680 It could be ambiguous. 650 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,680 It could be. 651 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,680 They don't know what acronyms you're talking about. 652 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680 Oh, I like where this is going. 653 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,680 Yeah. 654 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,680 I like it. 655 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,320 We're taking our rainbow back. 656 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,320 Yeah. 657 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,680 I don't know what you're thinking about it, but you know what? 658 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,560 The thought here is inspiring enough. 659 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,520 Do you ever have those thoughts? 660 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,280 I'll share a thought with you. 661 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,640 Like when the kids were going to junior high or elementary, whatever the fuck it is, and 662 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,040 they had the crosswalk guards. 663 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,040 Right. 664 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,040 Yes. 665 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,760 I was thinking, God, those ladies are out there every morning. 666 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,480 Doesn't matter. 667 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,440 I think I should buy them a gift certificate just to say, hey man, thank you for making 668 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,440 sure our kids are safe. 669 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,440 A thankless job. 670 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:08,840 And you know, I never did it, but it was just the thought that I could have done it, which 671 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,400 made me warm and fuzzy on the inside. 672 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 Yeah, which made you feel good inside. 673 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400 Yeah, I was kind of like, you know what? 674 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,400 That is such a good thought. 675 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400 Man. 676 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,320 That's like me saying that I was going to, every single time for Christmas, whenever 677 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:24,440 the trash people come to pick up the can, I'm going to be waiting out there with a bottle 678 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,440 of Jack. 679 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,440 Right. 680 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440 Never done it. 681 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,440 Yeah. 682 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440 That's odd that you do that. 683 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,440 I have. 684 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440 You get a booze. 685 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,440 I have. 686 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,000 I've given the garbage guys, I give the garbage guys a hundred bucks a year. 687 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,960 Well you throw out like 800 pounds of trash a week. 688 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,960 I have so many people in my house. 689 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,960 I don't understand how much trash you make. 690 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,960 They hate you. 691 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,720 That's why you give them a hundred dollars a year. 692 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,440 Man, they think I'm funny, man. 693 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,160 Because I come out in my underwear, because I hear them coming, and I run outside, I've 694 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:55,440 got one shoe off and one not, and I'm still pitching a hard on from the morning hard on. 695 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440 Oh, great. 696 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,440 It's just bouncing around. 697 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,440 I don't even care. 698 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:03,320 And you know, and he comes out, he's like, those damn kids, they just never get it out 699 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,320 in time, do they? 700 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,320 And I'm just like, huh. 701 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,360 And you're still drunk? 702 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,360 I might be. 703 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,360 I don't know. 704 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,360 What was Dick thinking out? 705 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,360 What do you think? 706 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,360 Yeah, really? 707 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,360 Got one sock on. 708 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,360 Now I know where my other sock went. 709 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,360 Yeah. 710 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,000 We do not need a visual on that. 711 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 No, negative. 712 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,600 We already talked about the bourbon, right? 713 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600 Old sampler? 714 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,600 No, we did not. 715 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,920 Well, I mean, this one was kind of weird. 716 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,560 So when we show, Paul and I show up over at Jeff's house for the podcast and dudes like 717 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:34,720 us and you know, and usually Jeff's sitting there with eating. 718 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:41,560 What Jeff does is he waits to the absolute last second whenever Julie's here and he's 719 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,600 kind of like, I am not wasting a second of time with my wife. 720 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,840 You guys suck it. 721 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,840 I am. 722 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,840 I applaud that. 723 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,800 But when he's not, no man, he had like six bottles all laid out, glasses were put out 724 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800 there. 725 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,800 It was just a complete show. 726 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,520 I'm telling you, it looks really sharp and we need to add that kind of stuff to the podcast. 727 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,520 Instagram. 728 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:06,320 So we walk in, we've got a collection of bottles to pick from and you know, you just look at 729 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:11,200 like you look at a movie screen, you can look at a title, you can look at a book cover and 730 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:16,520 it's just like, man, you don't know what you're going to get based on the label, you know? 731 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,640 And so Paul's like, you know what? 732 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,480 This one's been skipped over so many times. 733 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,080 We just need to give it a shot. 734 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,840 And so you know what, we took the diamond in the rough and we're not quite sure it was 735 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,960 a diamond, but at first it was kind of toxic. 736 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,960 What was the name of this? 737 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,960 It was old. 738 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,960 Old Settler. 739 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960 Old Settler. 740 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,960 It's a sour mash. 741 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,960 It had a rough nose, I'll be honest. 742 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,560 It did. 743 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:45,840 But being the Somalia Bourbon people we are, which we're not, but we do know enough to 744 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:51,640 where if we leave it out long enough to let it breathe, it absolutely opens up every stuff. 745 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,080 And that's exactly what has happened. 746 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,000 It's opened up a whole chain of sweetness. 747 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,840 Yeah, I'd give it a solid. 748 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,320 It's a solid. 749 00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,800 Probably six and a half, seven. 750 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,800 Yeah, that's what I would go with too. 751 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,440 Julie, did you just burp? 752 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,280 And it's I heard it. 753 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,280 It's 100 proof. 754 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,000 Well, I think, you know, it says some of the tasty notes or the in the in the nose. 755 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 It says raisin. 756 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,360 I think I could smell that now because I smell something different on this one. 757 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:22,040 It's amazing how different the initial taste and the nose, initial nose can be after it 758 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,920 is it opens up. 759 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,280 It is amazing. 760 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:29,360 And we've talked about before just putting a cube in it, even putting two drops of water 761 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,360 in it. 762 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,560 I mean, it can make any bourbon that you just think is awful. 763 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,200 Better be completely different. 764 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200 That's very better. 765 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200 It changes. 766 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200 Yeah, different. 767 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,720 Well, I mean, hopefully better just like bringing any barrel strength bourbon and adding a little 768 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,960 water to it's going to change the dynamics of it. 769 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:49,000 But it definitely I mean, like right now, it's it's pleasant. 770 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:54,440 Yeah, you know what I don't get regarding some of these bourbon tastings, those folks 771 00:26:54,440 --> 00:27:01,440 out there that do taste it is how they complement it with the cigars. 772 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,160 To me, I can't do the cigars. 773 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,160 Yeah, I'm out. 774 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,200 I did a cigar this way to German Fest. 775 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,200 Yeah. 776 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,200 And I don't like it. 777 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200 Yeah, I've done. 778 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,240 I did that once in college and one and done. 779 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:19,000 But I went through a period where I enjoyed cigars for an extended period of time. 780 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,120 And then all of a sudden I couldn't do it anymore because it was tearing my system up. 781 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,360 And I really haven't done it since then. 782 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,480 In fact, any time I thought I was like, I'm going to give it a shot. 783 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,520 It would always just made me feel horrible. 784 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,800 So yeah, I've always heard that when you smoke a cigar, it's the equivalent of five cigarettes. 785 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800 Right. 786 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,160 Well, I mean, then there's a lot of people that don't even light it. 787 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,160 They just chew on it. 788 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,160 Yeah. 789 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160 Right. 790 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,160 They just kind of chop on a cigar. 791 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,160 Yeah. 792 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160 And how is that? 793 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,160 I mean, how is that? 794 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,160 How is that dip or something? 795 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,160 I don't know. 796 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,040 You know, you put dip or Copenhagen in your mouth. 797 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,040 I guess so. 798 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,720 Well, I know when I spoke that I woke up that next probably early five o'clock. 799 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,080 I feel like I wanted to puke everywhere. 800 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,080 Yeah. 801 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,080 I felt nasty. 802 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,080 I was like, I'm not doing. 803 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,080 Yeah. 804 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,080 Maybe get used to it. 805 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,080 But something died in your mouth. 806 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,080 I felt very caustic inside. 807 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,080 The dudes like us. 808 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,760 Well, I mean, Jeff and I were at Oktoberfest in downtown McKinney last week. 809 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,520 Paul was out of town doing something. 810 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,520 What was last weekend? 811 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,520 Two ones. 812 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,520 Not what it was. 813 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,680 It was the Oktoberfest two weekends ago. 814 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,680 No, it was A&M. 815 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,680 That's where you were. 816 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,680 Yeah. 817 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,680 You were at the A&M game. 818 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,680 That's what it was. 819 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,680 In town. 820 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,680 Yeah. 821 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,680 But you weren't at the A&M. 822 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,680 So Jeff and I were downtown. 823 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,920 And after the Oktoberfest, we went over to the cigar lounge place you were talking about. 824 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,920 Right. 825 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,680 And, you know, look, Infuego Cigar Shop downtown. 826 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,680 Great atmosphere. 827 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,320 The folks there are great. 828 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,760 There's Taylor, who's been on the podcast before. 829 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,760 Right. 830 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,760 And Taylor is there. 831 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,480 And just walking in, you don't even need to smoke. 832 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,480 You just walk in. 833 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,600 But the poor guy is overwhelming. 834 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,600 I don't. 835 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,600 Yeah, it's just kind of a fall down. 836 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:58,360 And coincidentally, I went to I went to another cigar place, but I'm going to talk. 837 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,760 I don't know how they complement each other. 838 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,920 I don't appreciate the difference between them. 839 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,240 So I don't sit there. 840 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,800 And granted, when I went to the other cigar place this past weekend, which is odd that 841 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:15,000 I've gone to a cigar bourbon place twice in within a couple of weeks is ridiculous. 842 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,360 I mean, I haven't gone to one in decades. 843 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,320 And you're saying you went with people. 844 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,280 It wasn't like, yeah, I was invited. 845 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280 I was invited. 846 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:29,200 But I've got a little story about this that it really, you know, really grinds my gears. 847 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:34,120 And it's it's places that, you know, so I was invited to this place. 848 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,320 I'm not going to talk about where it was. 849 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,320 And they had a little private cigar room in the back. 850 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,000 It wasn't a booby bar or anything like that. 851 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,360 It was just a regular place where guys go. 852 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,360 A blue bar pub, spirits, whatever. 853 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,320 And in the back, they have a nice, elegant place. 854 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,920 So nice dark woods like a library. 855 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,920 Yeah, like a grinder hookup. 856 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,640 No, it was a bunch of dudes. 857 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,640 No. 858 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,640 Oh, right. 859 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:58,640 No, that was not it. 860 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,640 No. 861 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,640 Oh, OK. 862 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,640 So no, no, there was no nudity. 863 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,640 Well, that's good. 864 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,400 Only when I went to the bathroom, I but that's good for you. 865 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:14,720 So we're sitting there and I order a Weller's full proof. 866 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:19,840 Mr. Producer, can you pull up Weller's full proof, please, and find out the cost of that? 867 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,240 I've never even heard of the black label. 868 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,240 Weller's full proof. 869 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,240 I don't know. 870 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,240 I don't remember. 871 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,520 I bet it's 60 bucks a bottle. 872 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,520 We'll see here. 873 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,280 Let's just be able to bottle. 874 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,760 But can you find it anywhere? 875 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,240 No, it's not four hundred dollars. 876 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,840 I can tell you that. 877 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,080 Well, well, you got to actually four hundred bucks. 878 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,960 Actually, that may have it looks like this is aftermarket. 879 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,960 Right. 880 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,240 I will go into that shop pretty blue label. 881 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,240 Go up shopping. 882 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,240 The click. 883 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,360 I've never even heard of this to the right. 884 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,680 Well, we have the we have the special reserve. 885 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680 90 bucks. 886 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680 Huh? 887 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680 Does it say? 888 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,000 OK, so it was full proof. 889 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Whatever the full proof. 890 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,720 The full proof, there's one hundred and seventy nine dollar one. 891 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,800 It looks like this is aftermarket stuff. 892 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,440 Yeah, it varies dramatically in the aftermarket pricing. 893 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,440 Yeah. 894 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,560 The stuff we buy that well are one oh seven. 895 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:20,480 We could get four hundred bucks for that is that seven fifty is not sixty bucks. 896 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,120 That's probably twenty four bucks. 897 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,120 All right. 898 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,960 Well, it was a full proof wellers and I don't know. 899 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,080 It's very misleading looking at that. 900 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,280 I know it is. 901 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,160 But and if it was four hundred dollars. 902 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,280 OK, but here's here's where I'm getting that. 903 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:38,160 What really grinds my gears is that when you go into a place like that, how much would 904 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,600 you suspect each drink was? 905 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,720 I ordered a full proof old fashioned. 906 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,720 What would you think that would cost? 907 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,720 Well, I mean, that's a premium. 908 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,720 That's a premium bourbon. 909 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:51,240 So I'm going with and you got to probably an ounce and a half standard old fashioned. 910 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,000 And you know, when we went to Rare Books Club, those were what? 911 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,720 They were twenty to thirty dollar shops. 912 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,440 So I'm going with thirty bucks. 913 00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,440 Yeah. 914 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,200 What say you, Senior Jeff? 915 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,200 If you're in a bar with a shot outside of Disney World and I had their select bourbon 916 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,200 and it was eighteen dollars. 917 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200 Well, Disney World. 918 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,360 OK, old fashioned, though, old fashioned. 919 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,360 Forty nine dollars. 920 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,360 Yeah. 921 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,360 Oh, forty nine dollars. 922 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,000 They're smoking crack. 923 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,240 But here's the thing. 924 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,940 We ordered them. 925 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:20,940 And here's the thing. 926 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,800 We ordered another one and another one. 927 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,520 But you didn't pay for them. 928 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,640 It doesn't matter. 929 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,880 The point is, is that nobody knew how much they cost. 930 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,760 And if any drink costs that much, I think you were ordering, not knowing how much they 931 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,760 were correct. 932 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:41,220 So then the bill came and you're like, yeah, I just thought that could have been it right 933 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,220 there. 934 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:43,280 That blue right there. 935 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,240 It's fifty nine ninety nine at Liquor King. 936 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,240 Yeah. 937 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,680 Well, so how come we've never seen it? 938 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,780 It's hard to find. 939 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,960 It's going to be up on the top shelf. 940 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,440 It'll be a point. 941 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,440 That's perfect. 942 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,440 Mr. Producer, sixty bucks. 943 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,040 Oh, my God, I would have. 944 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,280 So they made their money back basically on one drink. 945 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,760 But the thing is, it's it's it's more than that. 946 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,800 It's more than the money is absolute. 947 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,520 I think it's just crooked. 948 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,680 It's crooked to charge that much. 949 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,680 Yeah. 950 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,680 But that's OK. 951 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680 You know what? 952 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,680 If you want to charge that much and you get away with it, great. 953 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,200 But that's another thing where it's kind of like they should tell you, hey, man, that 954 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,280 drink is fifty bucks. 955 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,280 Do you want to the round? 956 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,880 This is like, you know, I think it was rude for them to do that. 957 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,600 You know, and it's it's it was just telling you the bill came. 958 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,600 Did you see them go? 959 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,240 No, they didn't do it at all. 960 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,240 But that's not the point. 961 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,600 They in fact, they didn't even give a shit. 962 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,800 But I did because in fact, we were because it's hiring robbery. 963 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,360 The guy that picked up the tab, well, he was just like, just signed his name on it, didn't 964 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,640 give a shit because it's all written off. 965 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,880 But when he left charge, we stayed and watched the end of the football game. 966 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:53,120 And so we had one more round and the other guy that was there, he picked it up and he 967 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,060 was just like, dude. 968 00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:57,060 That was 100 bucks. 969 00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:58,060 Yeah. 970 00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,060 That without the tip. 971 00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:00,060 Right. 972 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:02,720 And he was like, he's like, what the fuck? 973 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,200 And that's when we were both like, we were just like, we both were kind of like, well, 974 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,200 you know, it's not right. 975 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,000 I don't mind paying. 976 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,760 But it's just like you should have said something. 977 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760 Right. 978 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,840 You know, because if I think it's something like maybe 15, 20 bucks, you know, or have 979 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,760 a price list, this is what you're drinking right here. 980 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,760 Right. 981 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760 You know, yeah. 982 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,760 Just it was just rude. 983 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,120 Well, I mean, it's like when I went to the Texans game, I mean, my father in law always 984 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,520 wants to, you know, he wants a double a double Bacardi and Coke Diet Coke. 985 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,960 And so I got myself a double Jack and Coke. 986 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,960 Sixty bucks. 987 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,960 Yeah. 988 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,960 Well, you expect that. 989 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,960 Yeah, I know. 990 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,280 But even that, I mean, Bacardi, that's what? 991 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,800 Nineteen dollars for a half gallon. 992 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800 Yeah. 993 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,800 Well, yeah. 994 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,400 The whole thing is that, I mean, they probably get even less than that. 995 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,400 Right. 996 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,480 I mean, I just I don't understand why they have to have to do that. 997 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:55,120 I can because people pay for it, you know, and then I had this aha like light bulb above 998 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,000 my head moment because I'm thinking, oh, here's why, because, you know, they have that you 999 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,400 have to have so much food sales versus alcohol sales. 1000 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,480 I'm like, wait a second. 1001 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,300 That would be the opposite. 1002 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:11,120 You would want the you would want to make your drinks cheap so that the food bill is 1003 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,120 bigger. 1004 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,480 But otherwise you won't get you in danger of losing your liquor license. 1005 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,480 Yeah. 1006 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,040 Or you get these good looking servers in there. 1007 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,520 Yeah, so the girls that so that way they they can get away with it because the last thing 1008 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,400 you want to do as a male is be to look bad. 1009 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,160 Well, I don't want to I don't want to afford that. 1010 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,160 I can't pay that. 1011 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,320 You know, they're going to say they don't like the deal. 1012 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,320 Yeah. 1013 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,920 And that's why they have those pretty girls working in there. 1014 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,640 And then they got a tip on top of that. 1015 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,640 Right. 1016 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,640 I just spent twelve hundred bucks. 1017 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,640 Well, guess what? 1018 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,160 That bitch just made one hundred fifty two hundred bucks on serving twelve drinks. 1019 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,360 Yeah, I want that job. 1020 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360 It was funny. 1021 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360 I'm going to go to the bar. 1022 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,160 You have to wear I'll go to the base. 1023 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,160 Did I work? 1024 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,640 I wear a frickin elephant trunk in the front. 1025 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,640 I don't care. 1026 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:04,120 Well, you need to ask other people now that I fit that with that guy where did I name 1027 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,680 my borrow book called Grandimals. 1028 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,760 And yeah, so you call your favorite song. 1029 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,760 Banana hammock. 1030 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,760 Very nice. 1031 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,760 Yeah. 1032 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,760 Banana hammock. 1033 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,760 I don't know about that. 1034 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,040 I don't know if you can have a variety of different didn't Borat wear something like 1035 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,040 that. 1036 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,040 Oh, yeah. 1037 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,040 Yeah. 1038 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,520 Do you remember it was like a red? 1039 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,040 Oh, no. 1040 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:30,160 Somebody know what one of the your person added. 1041 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:38,520 Oh, no, it was a it was our Halloween podcast and bought in our friend Ryan came in and 1042 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:43,840 he's like Ryan's a big ex Marine six foot four six foot five Halloween party. 1043 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,840 It was our Halloween party. 1044 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:52,000 Yeah, and he comes dressed up as Borat with a military outfit on his his cliche military 1045 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 outfit. 1046 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Yes. 1047 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,240 And we started we started getting drinking and drinking and then his jacket came off 1048 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:04,160 of the shirt opened up a little bit and it exposed some glue on hair. 1049 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,680 And then after about an hour and later, the shirt kind of like comes off a little bit. 1050 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:14,800 He has on a onesie that I mean, it was like, dude, there was nothing else on. 1051 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:21,280 He barely had his junk covered and he had red ribbon going up over his. 1052 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,960 He had his junk area stuffed with with. 1053 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,960 Oh, yeah. 1054 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,920 He had like hanging out of like pubes. 1055 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,440 I was like a moth. 1056 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,920 It was over the top. 1057 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,920 I wish I could show the picture. 1058 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,400 It got it got laughs for like the first 10 to 15 minutes. 1059 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,280 And then the rest of the night it was like, you're like, cover up. 1060 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,280 Yeah. 1061 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,040 Because the thong went right up his butt. 1062 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,040 Oh, yeah. 1063 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Absolutely obscene. 1064 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,040 You know, he's one of the paintballers. 1065 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,040 Yeah. 1066 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,240 Well, we did our paintball excursion. 1067 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,200 He was a paintballer guy. 1068 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,680 That was that was cool. 1069 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,640 Anyway, he's a yeah, he's a crazy guy. 1070 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,640 So he was a Marine. 1071 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,640 I didn't know that. 1072 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,080 Yeah, he's a he was a Marine. 1073 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:08,240 He also he also do you remember when we had our dog, our German Shepherd Ray for a short 1074 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,240 period of time? 1075 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,600 You don't have that dog very long. 1076 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,600 No. 1077 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:17,080 It was because the dog had picked up Ginger and punctured her by the skull, by the body 1078 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,200 and just kind of wailed her around. 1079 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,320 And I am not her. 1080 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,200 So we had a nightmare. 1081 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,880 Well, we had a rescue dog. 1082 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,880 I don't know where the dog. 1083 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,880 She was a puppy. 1084 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,040 Yeah, we got her as a puppy and she was all right. 1085 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:36,480 But it got to the point where she didn't know her place because she didn't know her place 1086 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,320 because I think we had yet we have Bronco. 1087 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,200 You have Bronco, you had the boxer. 1088 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,200 I'm sorry. 1089 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,640 Yeah, we had Lando and Ginger and she didn't know her place in the pack. 1090 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:53,680 I have no memory of you having so she thought she was the pack leader. 1091 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680 She was the alpha. 1092 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,680 Oh, yeah. 1093 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,480 So whenever we went out for a walk, it was extremely difficult to walk her because she 1094 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,660 was the alpha. 1095 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:04,000 She needed and look, we didn't know how to handle her. 1096 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,080 She picked up the dog, did some crazy shit, and we were like, we got to give her. 1097 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,560 We can't have her. 1098 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,400 Ryan takes her. 1099 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,000 He's got two dogs. 1100 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,040 He had somebody come out here, he's tried training her for a little bit and it didn't 1101 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,040 work. 1102 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,780 And then there was like, all right, man, you know what? 1103 00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:21,880 We're going to get rid of her. 1104 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:28,000 So he calls up one more person and so I'm sorry, I was starting. 1105 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 So he calls up one more person. 1106 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,200 Otherwise, he's going to have to get rid of the dog. 1107 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,360 So this other person comes out. 1108 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,240 He was like, really? 1109 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,320 The dog whisperer. 1110 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,320 And he comes out. 1111 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320 He was like, no. 1112 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,600 The dog has an alpha problem because he had bit the other dogs. 1113 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,600 Right. 1114 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:45,920 And so he was basically says, you got to take them all out and walk at the same time. 1115 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,760 And it was really a struggle. 1116 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,920 So that was the reason why he only took out one or two at a time because to manage the 1117 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,680 alpha dog, Ray was her name, we named her after the Star Wars character. 1118 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,640 So he was long story short, we were trying to the dog had the dog had to become part 1119 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,640 of the pack and not the alpha. 1120 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:06,800 So when you bring all the dogs out there together and they're all tethered onto the master, 1121 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,480 then the dog start learns his rank, the ranking. 1122 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,480 Right. 1123 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480 And that's what he had to do. 1124 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,880 He had to do it every single day for a couple of days for a week. 1125 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,040 And then everything kind of gelled. 1126 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,320 And he never had a problem with her after that fact. 1127 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,320 She's a great dog right now. 1128 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,320 That's good. 1129 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,240 That little dog moment there. 1130 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,960 And plus I learned a little bit. 1131 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:30,080 Yeah, I forgot what the precursor was to that little thing. 1132 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,080 But you know what? 1133 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,080 We were talking about dogs. 1134 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,080 That was no. 1135 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,080 Oh, yeah, no, that was just random. 1136 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,080 Yeah. 1137 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,680 You just started talking about the German Shepherd. 1138 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,880 Yeah, you're like, you had a dog really awkward segue. 1139 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,920 Yeah, you're talking about the banana. 1140 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920 And I can't. 1141 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,280 Yeah, you're like, I have a German Shepherd. 1142 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280 Oh, no, no, no. 1143 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,280 I have a German Shepherd. 1144 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,280 That's right. 1145 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,280 Ryan. 1146 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,240 Ryan took our dog. 1147 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,240 That's what it was. 1148 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,800 We gave our dog to Ryan and the Ryan made you think of that. 1149 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,800 Yeah, that's what it was. 1150 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Yeah. 1151 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,800 So I mean, Ryan, you know, whatever. 1152 00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,800 That was that was fun. 1153 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,800 He's crazy. 1154 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,800 I got he is crazy. 1155 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800 Oh, my God. 1156 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,800 Literally crazy. 1157 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,080 I mean, I got a picture of Desiree, my wife, Angel. 1158 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,480 So it's like an Adrian. 1159 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,800 So there's four women. 1160 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,560 OK, so imagine four women in kind of a U shape. 1161 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,680 And there's a little crack in between the two. 1162 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,680 Right. 1163 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,680 All right. 1164 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,080 Ryan had bent over and pulled his pants down. 1165 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,360 OK, the girls are oblivious. 1166 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,360 They're smiling. 1167 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,160 It was a perfect picture. 1168 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:32,320 But whole and there's a but in between the girls and they're like right there. 1169 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,840 And then it was so him. 1170 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,160 Yeah, it was perfect. 1171 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,160 Yeah. 1172 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,960 Speaking of crazy, have you seen some of the footage, the news footage of these crazy folks 1173 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,720 like on the streets of New York and Chicago and stuff like that, like the guy who beat 1174 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:52,040 the crap out of that lady who had just exited an airplane at I believe it was Kennedy in 1175 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,040 New York? 1176 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,040 What? 1177 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,480 You didn't see that footage with that security officer? 1178 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,040 She had some sort of yellow. 1179 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:03,920 No, she was just some lady who got off a plane or it was walking out and they at the airport 1180 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,920 at the airport. 1181 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,920 What do you mean? 1182 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,560 So they're being let out on the tarmac? 1183 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:12,240 No, it was in the car in the actual terminal and the terminal. 1184 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,080 She was trying to leave and you see her running. 1185 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:20,760 He catches her, slams her against the wall and then starts kneeing her, punching her, 1186 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,840 kicking her in the face with a boat passengers on that plane. 1187 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,120 So there's no one else there. 1188 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,360 Some dude, I thought it was a subway terminal, but I guess it was the airport. 1189 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,640 I think it was the airport. 1190 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:34,360 So there was some dude that runs out, some dude that runs up and the guys to stop him 1191 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,400 and then he was like, this dude stands up. 1192 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,400 He was like, he runs off. 1193 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,720 He was like, yeah, fuck that. 1194 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:45,200 He turns around and this lady's on the floor and he goes up and kicks her in the head like 1195 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,600 half a dozen times and she lost her eyeball. 1196 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,360 Oh my God, just a random attack. 1197 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,840 Hundred percent random. 1198 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:58,200 The dude murdered his grandmother. 1199 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,440 The guy that did that murdered his grandmother. 1200 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,440 He was already out. 1201 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,520 Well, I mean, I think he did it when he was a kid, but whatever, man. 1202 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,520 That was a crazy story. 1203 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,080 Yeah, these people need to be put down immediately. 1204 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,320 Well, that's what it is because I was watching the news and they were talking about that. 1205 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,480 They're like, it's these random attacks and they showed them over and over and it's just 1206 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,040 someone to walk up, teenage kids, just walk up behind. 1207 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,600 And this is black on black, so this isn't black on white. 1208 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,760 Out cold, falls like a board. 1209 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,000 Just sucker punch people from behind. 1210 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000 I don't get it. 1211 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Shoot people. 1212 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:38,520 I mean, at least if it's a, I'm saying at least, I know there's TikTok challenges where 1213 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,520 to cold, you know. 1214 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,520 Are there? 1215 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,520 Oh yeah. 1216 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:48,120 I mean, cold cock somebody on a sidewalk and if you knock them out cold, then you won the 1217 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,120 challenge or whatever. 1218 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,120 I mean, there's some bullshit like that, right? 1219 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,400 And you said these people are dying. 1220 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,640 Yeah, like old people are getting punched and they're dying. 1221 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,120 Yeah, they showed that that happened a few months ago with a guy got cold cocked. 1222 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,720 He fell, hit his head. 1223 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720 He died. 1224 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720 He died, which is murder. 1225 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,720 Yeah. 1226 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,720 Yeah. 1227 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:04,720 He was just walking to work. 1228 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,720 Yeah. 1229 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:06,720 Let's play a game where we go out and murder people. 1230 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,720 I mean, really? 1231 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,720 Yeah. 1232 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,720 I just, it's unbelievable. 1233 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:10,720 And then guess what? 1234 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,200 They get arrested and then they get let go of the same night and they go do it again. 1235 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,200 Let me go do it again. 1236 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,200 Sure. 1237 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,200 Why not? 1238 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,200 I mean, why wouldn't you? 1239 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:23,200 I mean, it's just like you saw the footage of the the wall outside of Philadelphia. 1240 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,320 Unbelievable. 1241 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:30,200 Where those kids came in, that was a mob, a mob attack, just trashed the place. 1242 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,880 And then the lady up front, she goes, you're going to cook me a sandwich? 1243 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,880 Did you see that? 1244 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,880 No, no, no, no. 1245 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:35,880 What? 1246 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,640 Well, she was, she ordered the sandwich at the counter. 1247 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,200 And then all of a sudden all these people came in and just trashed and she's like, and 1248 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:45,120 she's looking around and they left and no, you could hear her going, you're still going 1249 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,120 to be able to make my sandwich? 1250 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,640 Like, she didn't care about the shit that was going on behind her. 1251 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,760 She was kind of looking and you're going to make my sandwich? 1252 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:56,840 The guy's like, no, I think I'm going to get out of here. 1253 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,760 She would kind of like perturb like, come on, I need my sandwich. 1254 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,800 I mean, just even even in those moments, the people that are not doing anything wrong are 1255 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800 clueless. 1256 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,720 I mean, seriously, she's selfish and wants her sandwich. 1257 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,720 Yes. 1258 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,720 When the store is being attacked. 1259 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,720 Yeah. 1260 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,360 So pull up the video of the of the Wawa. 1261 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,960 I just don't get it. 1262 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,600 Transacking or whatever you want to call it. 1263 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,080 Literally W A W A. 1264 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,080 Yeah. 1265 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,080 Wawa. 1266 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,080 Wawa store. 1267 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,080 Yeah. 1268 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,320 It's the lady up front and she said, are you going to make my sandwich? 1269 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,320 You might want to do your archie. 1270 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,320 Archie. 1271 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,400 So obnoxious, but it's literally dead on. 1272 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,600 I like to reserve this. 1273 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,600 Yeah. 1274 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,600 Yeah. 1275 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,600 You want to use it for special moments. 1276 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,600 All right. 1277 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,600 Here we go. 1278 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:48,000 This 15th district looting of Wawa on September 24th is ridiculous. 1279 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Yeah. 1280 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,520 So they got a bunch of people that are walking. 1281 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,520 Oh, and guess what? 1282 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,200 They're none of them are not wearing masks. 1283 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,320 They're not wearing masks or anything. 1284 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,320 They can. 1285 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320 They know exactly who they are. 1286 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320 Yeah, they do. 1287 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,160 They got video footage of all that. 1288 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,320 And their clothes are very distinct. 1289 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,000 Oh, she's got a mask on over her. 1290 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000 It doesn't matter. 1291 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,240 Her clothes are incredibly distinct. 1292 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,000 This guy's this guy's whole face is visible. 1293 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,720 This is a video that I saw. 1294 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,640 But anyway, I thought it was funny. 1295 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,880 The video I saw the lady was up front. 1296 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,000 Look at that. 1297 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,240 It happened last night at Tyson Avenue and Roosevelt Boulevard in the Mayfair section 1298 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,240 of the city. 1299 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,520 And did they steal anything or they just destroy the place? 1300 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,080 Oh, no, they stole everything off the shelves. 1301 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,680 Kati Cattrow is following this story and has details. 1302 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,880 Philadelphia police are combing through videos trying to find the people responsible. 1303 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,880 They will. 1304 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:39,320 While there are no injuries to report, we spoke with people who say they are frustrated 1305 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,440 watching those videos. 1306 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,440 That lady up front. 1307 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,440 It's disgusting. 1308 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,440 It really is. 1309 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,440 It's horrible. 1310 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:52,040 Philadelphia police are investigating any videos like these that they come across on 1311 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,040 social media. 1312 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,040 All right. 1313 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,040 Large group ransacking. 1314 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,040 All right. 1315 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,040 But that's it. 1316 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,040 This is like a regular occurrence. 1317 00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,040 That's what I mean. 1318 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,040 That is a trend. 1319 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,040 That's what they're doing. 1320 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,760 They're going into places like that. 1321 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:07,000 And it's not just I mean, they're going to like these luxury purses places and these 1322 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,880 elegant clothing stores. 1323 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,880 Oh, yeah. 1324 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,800 Christian Dior or something like that or are they just get overwhelmed? 1325 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,080 They just get overwhelmed. 1326 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,760 They go in there and just rip shit off the racks. 1327 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:22,280 Well, when you go in there with with 30 people, you know, it's kind of hard to do anything. 1328 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,400 You just don't want anarchy. 1329 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,440 And then guess what? 1330 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,440 The stores start closing. 1331 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,440 Oh, yeah. 1332 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440 And they start leaving. 1333 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,680 Well, especially if you say San Francisco. 1334 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,240 If you rob one of those Louis Vuitton, that's hundreds of thousands of potential shit gone. 1335 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,240 Right. 1336 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,240 That stuff's expensive. 1337 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,240 Yeah. 1338 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,280 And it's it's it's costly. 1339 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,360 And how many times does that need to happen before they're like, yeah, we're done. 1340 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,360 You know what they need to do? 1341 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,360 They have a system where when they come into the store, the doors. 1342 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,360 Yes. 1343 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,360 Boom. 1344 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:57,240 The doors lock and then they put on gas mask and gas goes and they all just kind of crumple 1345 00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:00,000 to the floor and then and then slash. 1346 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,520 I saw I also just saw a couple to the floor. 1347 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,520 They kind of melt. 1348 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,520 Sorry. 1349 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,440 Yeah, that was kind of like the guys and raiders raiders of Los. 1350 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,920 I do like the idea of the of the doors locking. 1351 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,080 I think there should be like some exit stage left door, you know, for the people that work 1352 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,080 there. 1353 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,800 Well, there's a there's a new one I just saw where brilliant. 1354 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:23,640 Some punk comes into I think New York, Odega or something like that. 1355 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,920 And he's like, give me your money. 1356 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,720 Give me your money as a gun. 1357 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,640 And he's not paying attention. 1358 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,640 He hops over the counter. 1359 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,480 Well, the workers leave and they lock the door behind him. 1360 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,800 And it's like we enforce steel and everything. 1361 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,800 And he finally goes, he realizes where he's at. 1362 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,600 He tries to open it and he's stuck in there. 1363 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,600 Oh, no. 1364 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,800 He's trying to kick it. 1365 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,880 He's trying to he's running into it. 1366 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,400 It's not budging at all. 1367 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,640 He's trying to shoot it, trying to shoot the lock. 1368 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,200 Oh, not budging. 1369 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,200 It's not doing anything. 1370 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,200 And you can hear me goes, because I'm stuck. 1371 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,200 What am I going to do? 1372 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,200 What am I going to do? 1373 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,200 Then he started then he starts getting desperate. 1374 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,360 He starts praying to the people walking by. 1375 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,360 Let me out. 1376 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,360 Let me out. 1377 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,360 Oh, my God. 1378 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,360 Yeah. 1379 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,440 And then the final scene are the cops open the door and arresting his ass. 1380 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,800 And slitting his throat. 1381 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,440 What the hell's going on? 1382 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,440 Wow. 1383 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,440 It's time to put these guys down. 1384 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,440 I don't know, man. 1385 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,440 Maybe maybe I'm getting a little too dark here. 1386 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,440 You really think? 1387 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,440 Yeah. 1388 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,440 I mean, at least I mean, euthanize them. 1389 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,440 I mean, I mean, stick them in a gas chamber or something. 1390 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,440 I'm kidding. 1391 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,440 God. 1392 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,440 It's just really aggravating. 1393 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,440 When is he going to stop? 1394 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,440 You know, that's the thing. 1395 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,440 I mean, it's these, uh, the things that you see in the 1396 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:38,440 movies that they don't punish the soft on crime here. 1397 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,440 You can steal nine hundred dollars worth of stuff and no problem. 1398 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,440 Yeah. 1399 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,440 You know, when I was in San Francisco, I went to TV these days. 1400 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440 Yeah. 1401 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440 I went to an oracle. 1402 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,440 Oh, here's a video right here. 1403 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,440 Yeah, he's like, OK, do you want me to kill you right now? 1404 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440 Guy around the camera. 1405 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,440 Yeah, this guy walks up and he's got he's he's he makes him lay down. 1406 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,440 So this is a like a phone looks like a cell phone shop. 1407 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,440 Yeah. 1408 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,440 And he's making him lie down on his stomach until the cops get there. 1409 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,440 Yeah, this is not going to. 1410 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,440 Oh, there we go. 1411 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,440 Yeah. 1412 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,440 And they're they're doing stuff to him. 1413 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,440 They're they're arresting him and cuffing. 1414 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,440 Kind of was that a big booing? 1415 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,440 I have kicked out. 1416 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,440 OK, this is going to this is going to like. 1417 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,440 So there's a compilation of videos where there are different people 1418 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:26,440 holding up the stores and she like not listening to them or something. 1419 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,440 I told her, I don't know what's going on. 1420 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:34,440 The lady's checking out is checking out people and this other person 1421 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,440 pushing this person out the story. 1422 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,440 I was the gun. 1423 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,440 Was she just like an old Jewish mom or something like that? 1424 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,440 Get out of here. 1425 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,440 Yeah, I can see that's plastic. 1426 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,440 And what's going on? 1427 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,440 This guy, this guy's trying to steal. 1428 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,440 He's trying to steal. 1429 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,440 Probably the ATM machine. 1430 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,440 That's what he's doing. 1431 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,440 Time. 1432 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,440 That's like a Home Depot truck. 1433 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,440 He rented the rope cut. 1434 00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:01,440 See how the ropes broke right there? 1435 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,440 So he pulls off the truck and the ropes totally disconnected. 1436 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,440 He's like connection back up together and he can't reach it. 1437 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,440 So now he's got to back up the truck to get closer to the chain. 1438 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,440 Oh, he gave up. 1439 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:18,440 Well, you know, funny story I read today was this guy did a Tinder. 1440 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,440 You might want to shut that off, Mr. Producer. 1441 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,440 He ordered a Tinder. 1442 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,440 What's a Tinder? 1443 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,440 Tinder is where you can do like... 1444 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,440 It's kind of like Grindr. 1445 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,440 Except for like heterosexual people. 1446 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,440 We were giving you shit on one of the podcasts about Grindr. 1447 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,440 You're like, I don't have a Grindr. 1448 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,440 Yeah, so this guy orders a Tinder. 1449 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,440 But it's regular dating. 1450 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,440 He orders a Tinder and the hookup is at a hotel. 1451 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,440 So he goes to the hotel, he knocks on the door, he goes in the room, 1452 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,440 and it's a husband and wife or just a man and a woman. 1453 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,440 And they basically, you know, rob him. 1454 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:58,440 And they make him take him to the ATM store, ATM, and pull out a bunch of money. 1455 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,440 And then they let him go and he goes to the police. 1456 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,440 And they rented the room under their own names. 1457 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,440 Brilliant. 1458 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,440 Brilliant. 1459 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,440 And one day stole his car. 1460 00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,440 So then they figure out where his car is and they... 1461 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,440 They arrest him. 1462 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,440 There's a car chase, right, and then they steal another car. 1463 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,440 And they eventually do that again. 1464 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,440 Well, the criminals, they're not... 1465 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,440 They're just stupid. 1466 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:23,440 They're just stupid. 1467 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,440 So there's Tinder and there's Grindr. 1468 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,440 Grindr's the gay app. 1469 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,440 Tinder is the normal heterosexual. 1470 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440 That's why you guys are saying it. 1471 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,440 You guys are jackasses. 1472 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,440 You didn't know what Grindr was, huh? 1473 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,440 I didn't know what Grindr was until you just said right now. 1474 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,440 No, we had a podcast about it. 1475 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,440 Yeah, but you said... 1476 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,440 We did the podcast. 1477 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,440 I was there. 1478 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,440 You guys never told me what it was. 1479 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,440 You've had a Grindr before. 1480 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,440 I was like, I have not heard of Grindr. 1481 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,440 And then no one explained what Grindr was. 1482 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,440 Ah. 1483 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,440 You were Googling it. 1484 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,440 Grindr, the world's largest social networking for Pauls and Jeffs. 1485 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,440 Speaking of... 1486 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,440 No, not what it says. 1487 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,440 Did you see... 1488 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,440 For dudes like you. 1489 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,440 Did you see the new movie that came out that bombed? 1490 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,440 It's called Bros. 1491 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,440 I heard about it. 1492 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,440 The director is all bent out of shape because no one saw it. 1493 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,440 Oh. 1494 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,440 What a shocker. 1495 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,440 And he's blaming all the homophobic, heterosexual people. 1496 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,440 Of course he is. 1497 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,440 What's it called? 1498 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,440 Bros what? 1499 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,440 It's called Bros. 1500 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,440 And it's woke. 1501 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,440 All I heard is that it's woke. 1502 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,440 It's highly woke. 1503 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,440 It's a gay rom-com. 1504 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,440 Well, I mean, if at best, it would get 5% of the population. 1505 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:36,440 Well, I read a review of it, and this guy made a perfect point. 1506 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:40,440 He goes, the people who like rom-coms are women. 1507 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,440 Right. 1508 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,440 And women don't want to see this. 1509 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,440 And there's two guys... 1510 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,440 Yeah. 1511 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,440 Touching each other's ass. 1512 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,440 From the producer of Bridesmaids. 1513 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,440 Yeah. 1514 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,440 So... 1515 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,440 Comes a romantic comedy. 1516 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,440 And basically it's this... 1517 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,440 With balls. 1518 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,440 It's this guy who has sex with everybody. 1519 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,440 Yeah. 1520 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,440 I'll pass. 1521 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:03,440 Yeah. 1522 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,440 So it's failing miserably. 1523 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,440 Come to a theater in September. 1524 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,440 It failed miserably. 1525 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,440 Opening weekend, I think it made four to four and a half million. 1526 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,440 Good. 1527 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,440 So hold on. 1528 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,440 So Billy Eichner, if you go back down to the stars... 1529 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,440 He's all bent out of shape about it. 1530 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,440 So Bill Eichner, was that the guy? 1531 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,440 Bobby, is that the guy from... 1532 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:19,440 Never mind. 1533 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,440 He's a hardcore activist. 1534 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,440 Oh, of course he is. 1535 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,440 Hardcore activist. 1536 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,440 I recognize one of those actors. 1537 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,440 He was in some... 1538 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,440 Go back, please. 1539 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,440 I recognize one of them. 1540 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,440 McFarland. 1541 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,440 Luke McFarland. 1542 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,440 Yeah, I recognize him for some reason. 1543 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440 I don't know... 1544 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,440 Miss Lawrence was on some... 1545 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,440 Wanda, I was on some show. 1546 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,440 Man, I don't know. 1547 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,440 I haven't really... 1548 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,440 Jim Rash. 1549 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,440 It doesn't matter. 1550 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,440 It's an entire cast of... 1551 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,440 I guarantee. 1552 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,440 Deborah Messing. 1553 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:48,440 Wasn't she on the... 1554 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,440 Willa Grace. 1555 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,440 Yeah. 1556 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,440 Whatever, man. 1557 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,440 Of course she signed up for that movie because she's going to show support. 1558 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,440 Here's the thing, man. 1559 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,440 I don't care either. 1560 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,440 Nobody cares. 1561 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,440 No one cares. 1562 00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,440 In fact, you know what? 1563 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,440 Some gay movies are fun. 1564 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,440 Look at Robin Williams with that... 1565 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,440 The Bird Cage. 1566 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,440 The Bird Cage. 1567 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,440 That was freaking hilarious. 1568 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,440 That is actually a brilliant movie. 1569 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:13,440 The part I was calling out is he's all bent out of shape because it tanked because it's 1570 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,440 getting bad reviews and people don't want to go see it. 1571 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,440 Right. 1572 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,440 Yeah. 1573 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,440 So he's saying that it's the homophobes that are causing it to go to it. 1574 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,440 So Robin Williams, that's such a great example. 1575 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,440 So is that an appropriation? 1576 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,440 He was a straight guy playing a gay guy and very flamboyant about it. 1577 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,440 Right. 1578 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,440 Oh, man. 1579 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,440 It was fantastic. 1580 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,440 But not as flamboyant as the other guy who might actually might be gay. 1581 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,440 I think he is. 1582 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,440 He is. 1583 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,440 That's the guy who did Timon and the Lion King. 1584 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,440 He's a butt rider. 1585 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,440 He's... 1586 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,440 God. 1587 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,440 He's a brilliant actor. 1588 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,440 That movie is fantastic. 1589 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,440 Bird Cage? 1590 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,440 Yes. 1591 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,440 I never saw it. 1592 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,440 It's absolutely fantastic. 1593 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,440 I like the guy that was the main... 1594 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,440 Nathan Lane. 1595 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,440 Oh, the pool boy? 1596 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,440 Yeah, the pool boy. 1597 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,440 There was one who was the pool boy. 1598 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,440 You know, that is Azalea. 1599 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,440 Frank... 1600 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,440 Azaria? 1601 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,440 Yes. 1602 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,440 Hank. 1603 00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,440 Abu from... 1604 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,440 Yes, Hank Azaria. 1605 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,440 That's exactly who that is. 1606 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,440 He also played a lot of the other guys. 1607 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,440 Yeah. 1608 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,440 Hank Azaria, that's exactly who that is. 1609 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,440 He also played on the... 1610 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:13,440 He also played on A Night of the Museum and he was the guy that was like, it's a tunic. 1611 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,440 Yeah, that's him. 1612 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,440 Hank Azaria. 1613 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,440 He was also in Godzilla with Matthew Broderick. 1614 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,440 Who was? 1615 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,440 Yeah, nobody cares about that. 1616 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,440 Hank Azaria. 1617 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,440 That's the pool boy. 1618 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,440 Remember he goes, you're what the melanist? 1619 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:31,440 So, I mean, a lot of the dudes like us, if you're our age, you've seen The Bird Cage, 1620 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,440 you probably thought it was pretty funny. 1621 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,440 I'm not saying that. 1622 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,440 Have you not? 1623 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,440 No. 1624 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440 Oh, well, it really is funny. 1625 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,440 It's fantastic. 1626 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,440 I mean, Robin Williams did a great job on it. 1627 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:46,440 The idea is that Robin Williams used to be married at one point, has a daughter or son, 1628 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:54,440 I don't remember which one, and I think it was a son, and Robin Williams was meeting 1629 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:59,440 his son's fiance for the first time because they were going to get married, and so he 1630 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:05,440 was meeting the in-laws to be. 1631 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:13,440 And so Robin was dressed up like a woman, and his husband was dressed up like a real guy. 1632 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:18,440 And I forget the dynamic, I think they really believed that Robin was a woman. 1633 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,440 Yeah, so this is doubt fire. 1634 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,440 Kind of like that, yeah. 1635 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:29,440 Well, yes, yes, so the daughter who's getting married is Robin Williams' father, who is 1636 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,440 gay and has a partner. 1637 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:39,440 Well, he is introducing, she is introducing her fiance to her father, and of course the 1638 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,440 partner can't be in the scene because they're ultra conservative. 1639 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,440 They just wouldn't understand. 1640 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,440 It was Gene Hackman. 1641 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,440 Yeah, Gene Hackman, and they just wouldn't understand. 1642 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,440 So they hide him away. 1643 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,440 Well, he comes out dressed out as a woman. 1644 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:57,440 He is a senator or a congressman or something like that. 1645 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:02,440 Yes, yes, and they completely fall in love with him, her. 1646 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,440 So it's kind of like Letter Kenny. 1647 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,440 It's absolutely classic. 1648 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,440 Let us explain it. 1649 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:13,440 It's hard to get across the quality of a comedy by explaining it. 1650 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,440 By explaining it. 1651 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,440 It totally is. 1652 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:23,440 I misspoke, Robin Williams was the guy and the other woman was the, the other partner 1653 00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,440 was the female. 1654 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,440 I tell you, I'm just thinking about it. 1655 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,440 But not a cross dresser. 1656 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,440 He's just a gay man. 1657 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:36,440 Birdcage was, Terran and I's first movie we ever got, it was Terran and I's first date. 1658 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,440 Yes. 1659 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,440 And I... 1660 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,440 Oh, that Kalista Flock cartoon. 1661 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,440 Yes, I thought that was Harrison Ford's wife. 1662 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,440 Correct. 1663 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,440 Yes. 1664 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:46,440 And Solo's wife. 1665 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:52,440 And that movie with Terran and I went, you know, we smuggled a bottle of wine in and 1666 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,440 a bunch of Taco Bell. 1667 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,440 Oh, so you've been doing this alcohol smuggling thing for quite a while. 1668 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,440 For years. 1669 00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,440 Oh, well, dude, come on. 1670 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,440 Really? 1671 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,440 I didn't realize that. 1672 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,440 Well, I mean, it's just like, why would you, this is the thing. 1673 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:09,440 I mean, there are some people, there are some movie theater experts, movie theater enthusiasts 1674 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,440 out there, they're kind of, that is so bad. 1675 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,440 Those people depend on the money from those refreshments. 1676 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,440 You know what, man? 1677 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,440 I'm not going to drop $20 on a small popcorn. 1678 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,440 I hear you. 1679 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,440 Suck it. 1680 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,440 Period. 1681 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,440 Yeah, no, I get it. 1682 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,440 You know, I'll spend the ticket. 1683 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440 I found all sorts of shit, I'm not sure. 1684 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,440 You know, it's just like... 1685 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,440 People would bring in everything. 1686 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440 Would you care? 1687 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,440 But, you know, I had one person explain to me, well, they don't make a whole lot of profit 1688 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,440 on the theater, the movie itself. 1689 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,440 Yeah, but you need to make 3,000% on my popcorn? 1690 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,440 Right. 1691 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,440 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1692 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,440 Exactly. 1693 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,440 And then even after COVID, it's kind of like, remember, you get the super large popcorn 1694 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440 and then you can come back and get yourself a free one. 1695 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,440 Well, then you yank that one out. 1696 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,440 You know, they don't even give you out that free one anymore. 1697 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,440 That was really disturbing. 1698 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,440 Oh, they don't have the refills anymore? 1699 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,440 No, that guy would have the refill. 1700 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,440 But COVID... 1701 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:59,440 We had the one refill and then we would take it and they, you know, usually they wouldn't 1702 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,440 mark the bottom of it. 1703 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:04,440 And so the same guy would come back with this nasty ass popcorn bucket. 1704 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,440 You could bring it back like another day. 1705 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,440 Oh, really? 1706 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,440 Bring it back another day and if it didn't have an R on it, which meant refill, then 1707 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,440 you could just keep using it. 1708 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:18,440 Well, one day I took it and filled it up and wrote R on the bottom of it and he got all 1709 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,440 pissed off. 1710 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,440 Really? 1711 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,440 Pissed off. 1712 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,440 Because he wanted free popcorn forever. 1713 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,440 And I was like, there you go. 1714 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,440 So he had to buy a new one. 1715 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,440 It was a nasty, nasty carton. 1716 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,440 Would you look at it and kind of go... 1717 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,440 Well, you know what people would do? 1718 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:35,440 They would grab, they would go going through the trash and grab a carton, grab a large popcorn 1719 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,440 and they would go up there and get a free, free bucket of popcorn. 1720 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,440 Yeah. 1721 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,440 You've seen people do that. 1722 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,440 Oh, yeah. 1723 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440 Oh, yeah. 1724 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,440 They would grab them out of the trash. 1725 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,440 I don't need popcorn that bad. 1726 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,440 Yeah, no kidding. 1727 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,440 Upsets my stomach for eating that much with all the butter and everything. 1728 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,440 I never did butter. 1729 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,440 But it's so good. 1730 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,440 Yeah, you don't know where that butter's been. 1731 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,440 Oh, butter's nasty. 1732 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,440 It's just oil. 1733 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,440 It's not butter. 1734 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,440 It's oil. 1735 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,440 Well, it's still nasty. 1736 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,440 It's petroleum that's probably not even digestible. 1737 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,440 It probably doesn't even absorb it. 1738 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,440 It's just a bunch of salt. 1739 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,440 It's hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated. 1740 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:09,440 Partially. 1741 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,440 It's fully... 1742 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,440 So we cooked our popcorn. 1743 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,440 I'm remembering this. 1744 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,440 We cooked our popcorn in peanut oil. 1745 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,440 Correct. 1746 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,440 And then when you get it, you open up the can and it's like solid. 1747 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,440 With peanut oil? 1748 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:21,440 Yeah. 1749 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,440 It was solid. 1750 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,440 I remember that. 1751 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:28,440 So you had these long sticks, the heat sticks, heating sticks, and you would just, you know, 1752 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,440 stick them down in there, plug it in and make... 1753 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:36,440 And then that was part of the whole, you better make sure that shit is ready to go. 1754 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,440 Right. 1755 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,520 Because when popcorns are flowing and it's summertime and all the lines are out the doors 1756 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,520 and it's crazy. 1757 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:46,440 I mean, you got to make sure that shit's ready to go because, you know, and then you... 1758 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440 It never failed. 1759 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:52,440 I'm the usher and I'm supposed to do all that swatching out, switching out of the sodas 1760 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,440 and get more ice and do the oil. 1761 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,440 Paul, we need the Coca-Cola canister and the CO2 machine. 1762 01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,440 Come on, we got to go. 1763 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,440 Stop, stop. 1764 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440 We ran out of popcorn kernels. 1765 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,440 Do we get it? 1766 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,440 I would go back there. 1767 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,440 Need some more coconut oil. 1768 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:09,080 I'd go out there and I'd grab the, yep, I'd grab the peanut oil and I'd open it up and... 1769 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,920 Holy shit, they finished all the cinnamon jolly ranches. 1770 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,680 No, they never said that. 1771 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:14,680 We never had jolly ranches. 1772 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,680 Oh, yeah. 1773 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,680 Snowcaps? 1774 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,680 Anyway, then there'd be panic. 1775 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:21,800 There'd be panic because the damn thing wasn't defrosted or whatever you called it, thawed. 1776 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,280 What do you call it? 1777 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,280 Melted. 1778 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,280 Melted. 1779 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,280 Thank you. 1780 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,280 Melted. 1781 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,280 Rendered. 1782 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,280 Anyway, I was a genius. 1783 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,280 I made it melt faster. 1784 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:35,600 No, I put three heat sticks in there. 1785 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:40,120 And then I would take it, whatever was melted, and I would pour it into an empty one and 1786 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,360 run that out there and get the poppers going. 1787 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,360 Meanwhile, I'm still doing... 1788 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,400 I mean, you know, you got to be smart. 1789 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,400 You got to be smart. 1790 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,040 You know what I'm saying? 1791 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,440 That's why your wife fell in love with you. 1792 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,560 She was like, oh, check him out. 1793 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,480 He is a multitasker. 1794 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:53,480 That's what I want. 1795 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,480 Not to mention he was pre-lubed. 1796 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,480 Oh, yeah. 1797 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,480 He had oil everywhere. 1798 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,480 I told you this story. 1799 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,480 Oh, he smells like peanut oil. 1800 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,680 He was incredibly irritated with me. 1801 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:01,680 She was the head... 1802 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,680 Oh, yeah. 1803 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,680 You had to check her out. 1804 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,680 Yes. 1805 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,680 She was the head concession. 1806 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,680 I was the head usher. 1807 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,280 The head usher person has to tell... 1808 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,280 Clean it again. 1809 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,880 ...the concession crew when they can go. 1810 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:14,320 And yeah, I mean, first off, we were flirting like crazy. 1811 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,080 And I took the napkin and I would... 1812 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,080 Nobody does this, right? 1813 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,840 I walked up and I did the inside of the thing. 1814 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:24,240 And if there's anything on it, I would just go, yeah, do it again. 1815 01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,920 Yeah, she was like... 1816 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,200 Did she kick you in the balls? 1817 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,680 Oh, she was just like glaring at me. 1818 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,680 She's like, you're not getting any of that. 1819 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,680 And I was like, you want me, you know it. 1820 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,920 How about that? 1821 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:33,920 Suck it. 1822 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,920 Well, she didn't. 1823 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:35,920 I know you're about to say she did, but she didn't. 1824 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,920 No, I didn't want to... 1825 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,920 Yeah, you were. 1826 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,920 You were going to say that. 1827 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:39,920 No, I wasn't. 1828 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:40,920 Well, later she... 1829 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:41,920 No, I wasn't. 1830 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:42,920 Later she did. 1831 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:43,920 I was just... 1832 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,920 God! 1833 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:45,920 I was just pictured in your... 1834 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:46,920 Not that night! 1835 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,920 After we had kids. 1836 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,280 Your black and white checkered vinyl movie theater pants, pitch in a tent. 1837 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:51,280 Yeah. 1838 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,280 With oil all over it. 1839 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,280 Damn it. 1840 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,280 The material was so thin. 1841 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,280 So, yeah. 1842 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,360 If any of that happened, you kind of had to stay put. 1843 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:58,360 You had to see outlines. 1844 01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,360 Well, I mean, I don't know. 1845 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:00,360 Well, I know the... 1846 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:01,360 You just got to stay put. 1847 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:02,360 You can't go anywhere. 1848 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,200 The uniform I had when I worked at McDonald's was nasty. 1849 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:10,600 It was a real thick polyester, and it got so greasy. 1850 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,600 Did it breathe? 1851 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,600 I guess it did breathe. 1852 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,600 It did breathe. 1853 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,600 And all... 1854 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,080 I'd be a sweaty mess back there. 1855 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,560 I had the shirt in the pants. 1856 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,560 You didn't have an apron? 1857 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,560 No. 1858 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,560 No. 1859 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,200 And then, this is when you actually cooked hamburgers at McDonald's, right? 1860 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,800 On the grill, and you flip it. 1861 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,800 And... 1862 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,360 You said you had like 100 going at the same time. 1863 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,360 It was crazy. 1864 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,360 Oh, yeah. 1865 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,360 I cooked so many hamburgers. 1866 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,680 I literally just listened to that podcast like last week. 1867 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,680 Oh, really? 1868 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,680 You were so far behind. 1869 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,680 I mean, you remember I'm a year behind. 1870 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:37,680 I know. 1871 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:43,160 But I remember your hands would get so greasy, I'd wipe them on my thighs. 1872 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,440 And at the end of the night, my thighs were so greasy, I'd take them off at home, and 1873 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,520 my leg hairs were greasy and stuck to my legs. 1874 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,400 That's so much grease. 1875 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,400 That's wonderful. 1876 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:56,400 Yes. 1877 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,400 Yeah. 1878 01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,200 So those are things that certain kids don't appreciate, you know, when you're growing 1879 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,200 up. 1880 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,200 No kidding. 1881 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,200 They have no idea. 1882 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,200 No. 1883 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200 But I'd be so tired, I'd close. 1884 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,680 I'd close Friday, Saturday, and I'd work 11 to 7 on Sunday when I was in school, right? 1885 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,680 Yeah. 1886 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:11,680 In high school. 1887 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,680 And I'd get home about 2.30 at closing. 1888 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,680 So I'd be dead tired. 1889 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,680 And then go to school? 1890 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,680 No. 1891 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,480 This was on Friday nights, Saturday nights. 1892 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,480 Oh, damn. 1893 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,480 I used to close it. 1894 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,480 I mean, I'd get home at 1 o'clock and have to go to school the next morning. 1895 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,160 Well, my parents didn't let me work during the week during school. 1896 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:32,200 So I'd get home at 2.30, 3 o'clock, depending on how trashed the place was. 1897 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,200 And I'd be dead tired. 1898 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,720 I'd be like, I need to shower. 1899 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,720 But I just felt like a hamburger. 1900 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:37,720 But I just can't. 1901 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:38,720 Yeah, I just fell in the bed. 1902 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,720 You just feel like a hamburger. 1903 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,720 Right. 1904 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:41,720 And so your bed was all greasy. 1905 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,440 My mom, I never thought about it. 1906 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,480 My mom would probably change my sheets and it would smell like a burger. 1907 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,960 It was probably all greasy. 1908 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,120 She'd be like, what's he doing in here? 1909 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,920 At first, you're probably like, oh, that smells wonderful. 1910 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,920 But then after a month of that, yeah. 1911 01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:56,920 Yeah. 1912 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,920 But yeah, it was a mess. 1913 01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,920 Yeah. 1914 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,320 I mean, it's I mean, I might your face is all greasy because it's splattering everywhere. 1915 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:03,320 Yeah. 1916 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:04,320 Everything's going out of your pores. 1917 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,320 Yeah, it was bad. 1918 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:06,320 Hair is all greasy. 1919 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,320 My hair is longer back then. 1920 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,320 I didn't have long hair, but it was longer than what it is. 1921 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,320 Do you have it in a ponytail? 1922 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:10,320 Did you have a man bun? 1923 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,320 No, I did not have a man bun. 1924 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:12,320 Do you have a woman bun? 1925 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,320 Did you ever have a man bun, John? 1926 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,320 No, I had long hair, but I never had a bun. 1927 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,320 It was never put up in a bun. 1928 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,320 I had a man bun. 1929 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,320 I had a man bun. 1930 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,320 I had a man bun. 1931 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,320 I had a man bun. 1932 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:23,200 I had long hair, but I never had a man bun. 1933 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,720 No, but actually, you know what? 1934 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:29,280 I did have long hair, but it was actually for a very short amount of time. 1935 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,720 I think it was like junior to senior. 1936 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:36,960 I think, you know, a little bit asshole or to your shoulders. 1937 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,800 It was below the shoulders. 1938 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,520 But you know, I think that's where it capped. 1939 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:46,160 And then and then I got to the point where it was I got it to much work. 1940 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,960 It was too much work and I didn't give a shit. 1941 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,840 And after I cut it, it was just I was a woman magnet anyways. 1942 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:56,960 I didn't matter if it was long or short. 1943 01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:03,360 OK, I've always had the I've always I've always liked my hair short and I've got it always 1944 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:12,120 short and it's only been recently that I started looking bad after I gained two thousand pounds. 1945 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,400 So now I've got short hair with a bob. 1946 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,760 Probably need to grow long again. 1947 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,080 Maybe you grow long hair again. 1948 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,720 Like that would be a great look. 1949 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:24,840 A man bob really should do 400 pound fat dude with a man bun. 1950 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,680 Yeah, it's hot. 1951 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,640 What's going on with my deep voice? 1952 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,160 You guys hear my deep voice? 1953 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,360 Is it sexy? Do you like my sexy voice? 1954 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,800 Are you sick? You have allergies? 1955 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,000 Yeah, I think I have covid. 1956 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,440 Oh, no. Hey, sorry, guys. 1957 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,920 I have covid. 1958 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:42,240 You saw Canada just lifted their on October 1st. 1959 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,760 They lifted their all their shit completely. 1960 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,560 So now you can go to Canada. 1961 01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,840 Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. 1962 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,760 I want to go. I want to take I want to take Julie up there and go to Vancouver. 1963 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,000 It's beautiful. It's beautiful up there. 1964 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,680 It is. You know, there's places up there I want to go. 1965 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,160 And I was just like, we're looking for places for vacations. 1966 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,200 Right. You know, and you kind of dealt with this. 1967 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,320 She's like, I want to go to New York City. 1968 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,320 This is before I have no desire to go down with the crime and shit. 1969 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,560 I do not. I was like, well, I'm not going to go because everything shut down. 1970 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,160 I'm not vaccinated. 1971 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,000 So now I'm not going to New York. Right. 1972 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,880 Don't want to go to California just because that's a piece of shit out there, too. 1973 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,520 Well, let's look at Canada. Oh, well, we can't travel to Canada 1974 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:21,480 because they're not letting people into Canada right now. Right. 1975 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,480 And everything shut down, even if you did go and it did make it up there. 1976 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:29,120 So now it's finally open and all the mask mandates are gone. 1977 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,360 Yeah. Finally up there. 1978 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,600 Well, you got to make make your plans, make it happen. 1979 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,120 Yeah. You want to hear a funny story. 1980 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,080 So I went to Chicago, what, like a month ago, maybe three weeks ago, 1981 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:42,120 and I was in the Uber and I was talking to the Uber girls, a young, 1982 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,960 young black woman, pretty, and and I was asking her, you know, 1983 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,600 so how long you've been in Chicago and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1984 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,880 And she was like, where are you from? I'm from Dallas. 1985 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,240 And she's like, I'm thinking about moving to Dallas. 1986 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:54,960 And I was like, really? Why? 1987 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,960 I thought you said, you know, you like Chicago and whatever. 1988 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,640 She goes, well, you know, I'm ready, ready for change. 1989 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,360 Long story short, I was giving her my perception of Chicago, 1990 01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,080 which is I may not last 24 hours. Right. 1991 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,840 I'm going to get shot a million times while I'm wearing body armor. Right. 1992 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,960 And her impression of Texas, she had to choose. 1993 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,760 Apprehensive about going to Texas because, you know, everybody's got guns 1994 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,600 and it's probably really, really unsafe. 1995 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:22,760 And and everybody, you know, just won't let anybody have an abortion. 1996 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,560 Really? Yes. That was her. 1997 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,720 OK. Yes. So, yes, literally. Yes. 1998 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:31,200 She had two reasons. 1999 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,480 She could get an abortion and everyone has guns and everybody has guns. 2000 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:39,200 Well, and I'm like, OK, my my perception of Chicago 2001 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,160 is probably extreme to you, isn't it? 2002 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,560 Well, yeah, I mean, we have crime, but it means not that bad. 2003 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:48,280 And I'm like, and your perception of Texas is very extreme. Right. 2004 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:52,880 Is this so you whatever you learn on TV, whatever you. 2005 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,720 Well, I tell you what, that's the perception. 2006 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:55,480 Keep those fuckers out. 2007 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,920 The perception of Texas is we are we're a bunch of rednecks 2008 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,400 with a bunch of guns. 2009 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,960 Just walking around shooting into the air like every day. 2010 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:07,160 Because I went to a wedding and it was in St. 2011 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:11,040 Louis and I met up with the guy who I went to college with. Right. 2012 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,200 He was older than me. He was actually 2013 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,840 someone else's friend, but he was there. 2014 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,640 I had my two sons with me. Right. 2015 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,040 Went up to him and I was like, hey, how's it going? 2016 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,120 I haven't seen you in a while. First thing in his mouth, he goes, 2017 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,920 so you're from Texas. Did you bring all your guns with you? 2018 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,280 Oh, my God. That's the first thing he said to me. 2019 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,640 20 years. How ignorant at that point is kind of went. 2020 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,240 Good to see you. Yeah. 2021 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,520 You're like, fuck off. You from California. Yeah. 2022 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:37,560 No, he's from Ohio, just to live hard. Right. 2023 01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:41,440 Hard. And I was just like, whatever, dude, you're a lost cause. 2024 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,520 If that's the first thing out of your mouth after not seeing me for 20 years. 2025 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,760 Yeah, that's sad. 2026 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,120 Finding out that I've been living in Texas the whole time. 2027 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,240 And my two boys were like, what was that? 2028 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,360 What's wrong with that guy? Yeah. 2029 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,440 Who is this? Just a guy I used to know in college. Yeah. 2030 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,440 That's sad. Yeah. Well, you know what? It's ignorance. 2031 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,000 It is ignorance on both sides. 2032 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,320 Yeah, it's ignorance on both sides. 2033 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,320 I mean, we think about the same shit about how I thought the same thing about Chicago. 2034 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,120 You know, you think about that anywhere you go. 2035 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,440 We literally just got done talking about how we would never go to California 2036 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:13,600 because California is not that bad. Right. 2037 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:16,280 Well, I think it's not that bad. Well, the Angeles. 2038 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,800 Well, the only stories we hear, I mean, think about it. 2039 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,720 There's five million people living in Los Angeles. 2040 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:21,800 The inner city. 2041 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,840 Yeah. You're talking about like certain areas at certain times. Right. 2042 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,320 There are no desire to go there. 2043 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,600 I understand. But you see what I'm saying. 2044 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,880 Like people in Los Angeles, you know, would would. 2045 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,120 Are they numb to it, though? 2046 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:38,240 They would think it's ludicrous that they have our opinion. 2047 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,200 There are parts of that are desirable in this part. 2048 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,120 I'm sure there are parts of L.A. 2049 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:48,760 that they do police some of the the the homeless folk 2050 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,880 and corral them into the area. 2051 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,880 I thought they were trying to clean up some of that stuff. 2052 01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,720 Well, I mean, they're trying to get rid of tent cities, 2053 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,280 but they don't have a solution. 2054 01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,880 You get what they say they want to, but they're not going to. Right. 2055 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,320 And you know what? 2056 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,000 It's called you don't have tent cities. 2057 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,960 And where you put these people, they got to figure it out. 2058 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,920 Well, a lot of these a lot of these people are mentally ill. 2059 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,160 I know. Well, then you start or addicts. 2060 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,480 And then you put them into institutions. 2061 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:15,680 Those are the those are the two categories. 2062 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,720 You addicts and mental. 2063 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,120 You put them in those communities. 2064 01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,840 You put them in those institutions because I'll tell you what, 2065 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,080 the amount of money you're going to save 2066 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,240 because they're out there buying. 2067 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:26,600 I think there was retarded. 2068 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,440 They're out there buying tents for these folks. 2069 01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:31,360 And at the sixty thousand dollars, there you go. Nailed it. 2070 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,640 So that type of thing with that type of funding. 2071 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:39,520 Why not? Why not just pay for the facilities to rehab them 2072 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:41,680 and to say, all right, hey, how are you doing? 2073 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,440 You know, and we got a job for you set up. 2074 01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,680 You know, you're going to be doing this. 2075 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,880 There's this. And, you know, we've got a cot for you to sleep here 2076 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,640 because they've got this open area. 2077 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,440 Actually, they've got places set up like prisons. 2078 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:55,640 And it's not I mean, because it's a small little room. 2079 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:59,040 I know what you mean. And it's a lot of cops and stuff there. 2080 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,800 Well, it's a it's a. 2081 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,960 It's a cage, sort of speak, but it's only like four foot wide, 2082 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,120 enough for a fucking bed for you to walk around it. 2083 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:10,400 It's not enough for you to be happy and to be in there. 2084 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:12,800 It's a place for you to exist while you figure shit out. 2085 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,160 Right. You know, and they lock you in there. 2086 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,880 I don't think they lock you in there, but it's I think you have the ability to. 2087 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:21,400 I don't know. 2088 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,120 It's a sleeping place. 2089 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,200 I don't know what to call them to shelter. Yeah, it's a show. 2090 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:27,880 Yeah. So they don't want to live in the shelters. 2091 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,760 Well, but why? Because they can't do drugs. 2092 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:31,520 Right. There you go. 2093 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,560 And they can't take their shit in there. 2094 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,880 Their belongings. 2095 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:36,560 There you go. 2096 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:40,200 So they live on the street because they want to do drugs whenever they want. 2097 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,720 Right. And they don't want to give up their possessions or they're mentally ill. 2098 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,520 Well, then, you know, what? 2099 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:46,160 They don't know anybody. 2100 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,920 Maybe we ought to find some storage place for them. 2101 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:53,880 You know, I mean, if they have a room that's allocated for them, 2102 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:57,840 then have a storage place in that area for them. 2103 01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,040 That's an. 2104 01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:01,560 Accessible for all that. 2105 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,200 Well, I mean, they're already paying for their spending 2106 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,800 sixty four thousand dollars on a tent that cost. 2107 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:07,800 I don't want to pay that. 2108 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,480 That's in California. I want to pay for that. 2109 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:12,760 Well, like this big hotel complex where every room has big TVs. 2110 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,680 But I'm sorry, they're doing that now. 2111 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,440 And they can have like a really peaceful place. 2112 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:17,760 And so we link. Yeah. 2113 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,040 Is people. Yeah. 2114 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,080 Well, that's fucked up that they're making the hotels pay for that type. 2115 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:23,240 Yeah, they're going to do. 2116 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,960 They have to claim their open rooms by two or three o'clock. 2117 01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:29,920 So they could let the homeless take the rest of them. 2118 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,720 Oh, my God. And would you want to stay in that hotel? 2119 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,560 No, I'm going to do that. 2120 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,320 I'm going to go visit. 2121 01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:38,120 Just homeless. Yeah. 2122 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:40,920 For free. Hey, I'm homeless here. Yeah. 2123 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:43,240 Everybody's going to be hanging around the wall door for story. 2124 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,280 I'm going, I'm first. Yeah, first. 2125 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,080 Yeah, I yeah. I have nowhere to go. 2126 01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,640 I get the luxury hotel. 2127 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:52,280 Not sure that those guys at the wall door have special plans set up 2128 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,240 to keep those those those fools. 2129 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,200 Now, I think a lot of it has to do with the mental illness. 2130 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,680 And how do we treat that? How do we treat it? 2131 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:03,400 Because they've closed a lot of those mental facilities. 2132 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:05,880 Yeah. So the facilities aren't there anymore. 2133 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,680 And why? Why? 2134 01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:10,320 They decided to close these. 2135 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:13,400 It was federally funded and because they were evil places or something. 2136 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,280 Yes. Yeah. 2137 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,240 I mean, you do hear horror stories. 2138 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,280 Right. What happens in mental institutions? Right. 2139 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,840 I mean, they just keep them drugged all the time. 2140 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,680 And nothing wrong with them. 2141 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,040 And who knows what else happens. Right. 2142 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:28,480 But I think they need to reevaluate that and open up some facilities and 2143 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:31,000 send these people there. 2144 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,160 You know, these guys that are just on the streets strung out, 2145 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,160 you know, mental illness. Right. 2146 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,040 All right. Let's send you off. 2147 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,640 Let's see if we can't make you better, make you a contributing citizen. 2148 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,200 You know, and there are some like, you know, non-government, 2149 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,320 NGOs, NGOs that do that stuff. Right. 2150 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:51,040 You know, and they hook them up and they hold put whole families in like, 2151 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:55,040 you know, an apartment complex and they get them on their feet. 2152 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,400 And yeah, I have empathy. 2153 01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:00,040 It's for the folks for the folks that are really down on their luck. 2154 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,240 Families. Yes. 2155 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,200 But the people who want to choose that lifestyle. 2156 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:08,080 I know you can't you can't help them that I want to live on the street. 2157 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,360 Yeah. And fuck you. I would live on the street. 2158 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:11,680 I want to do my drugs. Right. 2159 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:12,960 I want to shit wherever I'm going to go. 2160 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,560 I want to shit wherever I want. 2161 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,080 I want to beg on the corner. 2162 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,880 Yeah. I want to do whatever I want. 2163 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,400 And I don't want to follow the rules. 2164 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,440 There's a lot of those out there. There are. 2165 01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:23,200 Screw that. Let's. 2166 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:27,040 And guess where they all gravitated to, to states that allow it to happen. 2167 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,160 States and cities that allow it to happen. Correct. 2168 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,640 Austin, Texas. 2169 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,680 Austin. Yeah. And San Francisco, L.A. 2170 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,160 Right. And Democrat run cities. Right. 2171 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,920 It's it's it's the folks that are they still doing that in Austin? 2172 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,520 Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. 2173 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:45,920 Good Lord. And there, you know, is there something we can do to protest that? 2174 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,000 No, you have to vote the mayor out and all those folks. 2175 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,440 And they just that's the city. 2176 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,560 That's why it's swarming with liberals. 2177 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,560 So that's never going to happen. 2178 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,440 It's the city. It's a city government. 2179 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,120 Yeah. Abbott can't do anything. 2180 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:01,760 He maybe would pass a state thing, but the city will just say, 2181 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,800 well, we have a city ordinance. Yeah, we're a sanctuary city. Yeah. 2182 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,840 So, oh, my God. Yeah. 2183 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:10,160 I would find a way around that. 2184 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,560 I would find a way around that. 2185 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,760 Yeah, I don't know. I'd figure it out. 2186 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:19,280 I'd go buy a billion dollars worth of stink bombs and just 2187 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,680 and just make them keep moving. 2188 01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:23,960 Make it uninhabitable. I don't know. 2189 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:28,400 It's just, you know, it's it's so not it's so it's so frustrating. 2190 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,880 That's what it is. 2191 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:32,880 There's no reason why these people just talk some form of fashion 2192 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,040 can't be functioning members of society. 2193 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:36,960 It's like I said, some of them are mentally ill. 2194 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,680 And well, they can still get help. They can. 2195 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,080 But they're not getting any help right now. Right. 2196 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,120 They're getting handed drugs. Right. 2197 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,480 From these governments. 2198 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:50,320 Needles with drugs. Yes. 2199 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:55,200 Say, I don't share needles here. Here's a fresh bite and sent out crack pipes. 2200 01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:59,600 Yeah. Yeah. To and phones so they could call their drug dealers. 2201 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,920 Yeah. That's what I don't get. You're feeding it. 2202 01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:03,680 Well, they're going to buy it anyway. 2203 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,360 We need to make sure they're clean and safe and safe. 2204 01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,800 Oh, man, I would just want them to euthanize themselves. 2205 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:10,760 You know, I mean, wow. 2206 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:11,720 You get mad at me for one. 2207 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,520 Wow. Killing all the homeless and you're like, slitting the thug. 2208 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,840 I'm not OK. I'm not. 2209 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,360 Look, if they're if they're dust, if they don't care 2210 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,840 and the government's not going to step in and help them, who's going to help them? 2211 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:27,520 I mean, why should I have to pay for them to sit there and take drugs? 2212 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:28,320 That's my point. 2213 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:30,440 I mean, why should I have to pay for that? 2214 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,600 You know, that's bullshit. 2215 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,080 You know, and I totally disagree with it. 2216 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,280 I think that they should be yanking that shit off the street. 2217 01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:39,760 If they're going to spend money on something, it would be to rehab them. 2218 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:43,200 And I wouldn't mind spending on money, helping people get better. 2219 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,920 And there are some folks that the bar has passed. 2220 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,960 I mean, so they will do away on. 2221 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,960 Maybe you get I would say the most of them, the majority of them are simply lazy. 2222 01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:54,840 Well, maybe you get three strikes. 2223 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,680 And then if you blow it on that, they send you to Ukraine 2224 01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,320 and you fight on the front lines against Russia. 2225 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,720 Well, it's possible. 2226 01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:06,400 Or they just put you on a rubber raft and push you off of the ag falls. 2227 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:10,480 No, no, just towards that Google boat off the shores of California. 2228 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:14,960 I know. Yeah, I saw I saw a news story where 2229 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,880 it was in L.A. where this homeless guy was camped in front of this guy's business. 2230 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,560 And he was there's a video. 2231 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,880 He goes, this guy lives right outside my business. 2232 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:28,440 And he shits in like a tent. 2233 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:31,880 No, he's just underneath like a little awning. OK. 2234 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:32,920 And with his shit. 2235 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:36,680 And there's this video the guy pulls up and you see the guy. 2236 01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:38,000 It's kind of blurred out. 2237 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,880 He's squatted down and he's catching his shit. 2238 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,160 And then he throws it at the guy. 2239 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,520 At his car. See, that's mental illness. 2240 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,640 And so he contacts the local news people. 2241 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,720 You probably call the cops, too, but he called the news. 2242 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,720 So the news goes out there and tries to interview this guy. 2243 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,840 And she starts questioning him and he starts yelling at her. 2244 01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:59,920 He goes, I don't want any help. 2245 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:02,840 I want to be able to shit wherever I want to shit. 2246 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,920 Well, I mean, I think we've all felt that way at some point. 2247 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,920 And he needs to he needs to let me do it. 2248 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,240 You don't want to shit wherever you want. 2249 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,080 That's called a baby. 2250 01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:13,880 A baby. That's called the person who has been 2251 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,520 that's called a person who's elected to live that way. 2252 01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,920 What the hell? That's called a baby. 2253 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:22,000 It was a baby. No, but seriously, that's the mentality of a baby. 2254 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,160 Mental illness. 2255 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:26,200 But he's he's happy being there doing that. 2256 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,120 Shitting on that guy's business. 2257 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,000 Yeah, Gifflin, get out of my way. 2258 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,560 You know, we'll move him over to Pelosi's house. 2259 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,000 They're all on her driveway. 2260 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,800 That's that's sheer defiance. 2261 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,600 You know, I don't think that he's an older guy. 2262 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,240 He's in his fifties. That's old. 2263 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,920 You don't think he knows any better. 2264 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,840 I just think he's lost it. Maybe even 60. 2265 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,720 Those type of dudes. I don't know, man. 2266 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:49,040 You need to beat them into, you know, just, you know, 2267 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,720 they need a new start somewhere else. 2268 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,920 They need to be rehabbed. And he was well, he wasn't skinny. 2269 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,320 I mean, and that's the unfortunate thing. 2270 01:20:56,320 --> 01:21:00,560 I mean, in all seriousness, we all want the best for everyone. 2271 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,160 Right. We want the best for these people. 2272 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,440 We want them to get back on their feet and feel good about themselves, 2273 01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:09,120 feel like they're making a contribution, you know, confidence and all that. 2274 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:12,960 Right. I mean, but there are some people, especially drug addicts, man, 2275 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,360 you just nothing you can do until they make a decision 2276 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:19,200 to make a decision to change their life. 2277 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,000 Or they die usually. Yeah. Unfortunately. 2278 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:26,760 Right. Well, and speaking of addicts, that was a great bourbon tonight. 2279 01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,120 I need to finish my shit. 2280 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,520 Oh, my God. Neither one of you finished your bourbon. 2281 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,360 You shot got yours and your beer. 2282 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:36,120 Yeah, he well, who did? Yeah. 2283 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,720 I thought that's what we were supposed to do. 2284 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,880 No, you're supposed to sample it. Try it. Dudes like us. 2285 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,920 It is October 4th. It is a fantastic day. 2286 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:47,520 We got the second half coming up with another fantastic one hundred 2287 01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,520 and twenty four proof. 2288 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:50,440 Are we going strong? 2289 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,240 Why not, man? This was what you're doing the ride. 2290 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:53,880 That's one hundred and fifteen. 2291 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:56,080 Well, the other one is one hundred and twenty seven. 2292 01:21:56,200 --> 01:22:00,040 We have a lot of cool topics from reserved for the second half of dudes like us. 2293 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,280 I'm Sean. I am Paul and I'm Jeff. 2294 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,400 Shout out to our producer, Mr. Austin. 2295 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:20,400 Wake up over there.