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I'm gonna go ahead and do it.

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Do do do.

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Your dog is so intuitive.

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She knows man. She knows when the first half is ending.

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She knows when the second half is starting. And then when the music starts for the second half

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that's when she starts going ape shit. She goes ape shit. I mean it's in the headphones

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she's really really smart. How come we can't be that smart? How come humans

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aren't that smart? Because we're not a dog. We're not dogs.

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We're not dogs.

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Now tell you what speaking of dogs. Yes.

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Oh god that's a horrible lead in.

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How disparaging are you going to be here?

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First of all ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining in on our second half. God bless. I am already

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drunk. I got a slur. Yeah you're drunk. You're a lightweight.

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September 27th. The second half of Dudes Like Us.

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We have a fantastic show. It's lined up. Lots of fun topics.

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And some funny shit that we're going to have to explain what Paul did earlier.

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But first of all I'm Sean. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I'm Paul and I didn't do any funny weird shit.

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You did some really funny shit. Had to do with the scrotum too so. Oh no?

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No no no. Scrotum in a pack of silly putty.

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That's fake news. He molded it. Fake news. Don't listen to this.

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Alright well we'll go to the podcast.

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Speaking of silly putty I saw a video where a guy whacked his entire head.

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He what? He whacked his entire head.

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Like he made a mold of his own head? No like when you wax when you pull hair off.

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Oh. So he had long hair and he had a beard. So he shaved his beard

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and his hair. And then they put wax over his

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entire head. Meaning like the tape where you pull the tape off. No like a Brazilian.

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Like melted wax. Oh good lord. Candle wax? No like the hair

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removal wax. Right but still you.

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Paul's relationship was that with like a Brazilian? Yeah. Well is that what they do?

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They do wax and then they put like a tape on it and then they rip the hair out.

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They rip the hell out of it. Well no there's no well I've only gotten the nostrils so there's no tape in that.

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Alright so anyways. Anyway so he did this and he covered everything.

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His eyebrows. They put little things over his eyes.

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And they covered his. His eyelashes too? I guess and

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then they pulled it off. And he was yelling

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and screaming and he wanted to do this. Why?

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I don't know. Cause some people are stupid. Alright so.

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What happened? I mean is there blood? No blood and it all comes off and he has no hair.

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Anything for likes and views right? And then he goes oh I think once the eyebrows

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are gone. Wow. I'm like well it's a little late now.

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Yeah that shit was sealed buddy. And when they put it over your entire. You should have

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felt them put it on your face. Well I told you my story.

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Where I had the. You had a Brazilian? No I had that. Well I didn't do a Brazilian.

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Anus bleaching? No I haven't done anus bleaching either. Is that part of your colon cleansing?

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Wow. Wow guys can we get it all out? Hold on.

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I'll give you more time. There's probably more creative things you guys can come up with.

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You run out of juice to steam or something. I'm not sure.

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Do you steam your ass? I have

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a regular razor that has got the little adjustable head.

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For different widths or different lengths.

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And I do my goatee on one length and I do my eyebrows

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on another length. Well.

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One morning. You got confused huh? Yeah I wasn't paying attention to

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what it was set at. And I was doing my eyebrow and it was like.

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And I was like oh shit that's making a lot of noise.

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And I look up and I'm like. And I look at the setting and it's on a one.

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Like the short. I literally shaved off my eyebrow.

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Then I was like. Alright. What is that quick? Is that quick?

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I was like. What do I do to the other one?

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I match it. Well right. Do I do that or do I just leave the other one?

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And I decide to leave the other one. The day.

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That day was my DMV take a picture.

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So if you look at my. And I recently got a new picture because I

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renewed again. But for how many? Ten years?

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They're good for twelve I think. I think it's every six years isn't it? Yeah.

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It was a long ass time. Every single time I looked at my drivers license I had one eyebrow missing.

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And then you know the other one is normal.

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Yeah. So that's my wax experience.

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Jeff has to manicure at least

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four times. Three or four times a year with that nose. Now Jeff

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you know I don't like to talk about this stuff. Especially your stuff.

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But your hair is abnormal.

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It is. My nostril hair. When you have those nostrils hair. They're not even hair.

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But why is it that hard just to use the mustache trimmer and just trim it?

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Because it's not strong enough. It does. It dulls it very quickly.

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Oh be quiet. You're just lazy. Have you seen those

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I've done mine. You just like you know you do a pig nose. Bamboo.

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You take your thumb and do a pig nose and you take those

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mustache trimmers and you just do your thing. I do. I have nostril

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trimmers. Well those don't actually. So it goes up there. I don't think those work very well.

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That nostril shit up there. Have you ever seen those TikToks where they do that?

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Those kind of little videos where they put the plastic like you're talking about the wax.

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They put it in people's noses and they pull it out and there's just like that

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surreal. It doesn't hurt. That can't be.

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That can't be. It doesn't hurt. They are full of shit on that video.

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Whenever you pluck nose hair especially on the rim. No it doesn't hurt.

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It hurts like hell. Doesn't hurt. Ask Stephen. He got it done as well.

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He didn't believe me either. She yanked him out and he was shocked. He was like oh my God.

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It doesn't hurt.

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Maybe the heat?

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The heat of it?

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Is it hot?

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Well the wax is hot when it goes in.

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See, I think maybe that numbs it somewhat.

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Maybe it loosens, I don't know.

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It doesn't hurt.

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You tell me, have you not pulled

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plops of air before? Of course I have.

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And it's painful as hell.

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Yeah, it makes your eyes water and everything.

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Absolutely, absolutely.

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Yeah, so you get in your whole nose waxed, doesn't hurt.

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It's gotta be the heat.

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It's gotta be numbing.

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That's why I call bullshit on all these people

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that make those videos.

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Well how about the anal, or what do they call it,

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the Brazilian stuff?

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I haven't done that one.

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Oh, well.

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Brazilian.

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I haven't done the Brazilian.

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You've never had your labia?

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Hey Mr. Producer, can you pull up, do Brazilians hurt?

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You don't have a labia?

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What the hell is going on over here?

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I turned away for a second.

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Well he said he's never done that.

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Or doesn't have one of those, whatever.

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No, a Brazilian.

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You probably don't have a vulva either.

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No, I don't.

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It's not so weird.

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You mean the vulva?

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I think Paul's.

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That's probably gonna be quotable, isn't it?

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You're gonna send me that into text.

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I am.

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I am.

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Completely out of context.

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So on September 16, 2002, a trail of slime

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leads German customs to bags of giant snails.

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Like Poochines?

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Come on.

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Poochines snail trail.

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Like dumb.

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German customs officials say a trail of slime

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led them down to a stash of almost 100 giant

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African land snails and other items hidden

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inside bags of a Dusseldorf airport this month.

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officials stumbled over one of the snails

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on a baggage truck and initially thought

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it was a toy until it started moving.

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What do you do with those?

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Are those, do you eat those?

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Yeah, a delicacy.

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Do you eat those?

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I mean, I don't know.

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Well that's escargot, right?

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That's snail.

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No, African land snail I think is tremendously large.

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Oh, so it's a pet.

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It's more like a snake.

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It's like SpongeBob's pet.

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What is that called?

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What does SpongeBob's pet call Boston?

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A starfish.

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That's Patrick, his friend.

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African land snail.

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I wanna see how big it is.

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I think they're huge.

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Yeah, they're fairly large.

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I just assume everything in Africa's big.

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No, look how big it is.

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Texas is big.

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This is not Africa.

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On the hand, look at that.

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Oh my God, those are big.

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Yeah, you imagine that thing?

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I mean, the guy thought it was a toy until it moved.

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We really don't have, I mean I guess we do have snails

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in Texas, but not a lot of them.

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They're tiny too.

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I see more slugs than snails.

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Slugs, that's what I'm thinking, slugs.

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Yeah, I see slugs.

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When I lived in Indonesia, there were a lot of slugs.

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Like slugs are like, look how big and fat

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that one is up there.

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I mean, they were slugs and they would leave

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like a half inch trail of slime across the.

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you can see it shining.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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There were a lot of slugs in Indonesia.

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like after a rain or something like that,

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you'll see a bunch of the trails across the sidewalk.

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Interesting, I don't think I've seen any slugs.

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I've seen little snails, but that's about it.

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And they get in the pool, right?

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Snails and worms go into the pool when,

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I don't know why they do that, they all kill themselves.

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As you say, don't they just die?

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Yeah, it's like when all the sheep

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decide to run off the cliff.

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Who's the lemmings, right?

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Yeah, whatever animal that is that self selects.

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Well, you know, the sheep, the animal,

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the type of animal choose to run off a cliff.

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that beached themselves, I don't know.

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That just happened, yeah.

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I don't think that's on purpose.

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No, I think they all say, that's it, we've had enough.

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There's too much debate.

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This isn't like an Australian walkabout

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where they're like, hey, Bob, tell you what,

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I'm just gonna have to beach myself.

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How do you know?

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I think they watch the news and they get despondent.

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Lemmings jump off cliffs.

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Well, that's probably because they've eaten

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some sort of mushroom that weren't supposed to.

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And then the whole herd follows them.

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Yeah, well.

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Or gaggle, or whatever a group of lemmings is.

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Wasn't, I thought there was some other game that,

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you know, game, like big game animals

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that just like run off a cliff.

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It's kind of like those flock of birds

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we were discussing.

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Giraffes.

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You got these flocks of birds that are flying

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and they were going back and forth, up, down,

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all of a sudden, boom, right into the ground.

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You're like, what in the hell just happened?

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You know what?

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I remember reading that story and they said,

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uh, they, what can happen is when that,

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what are those ones that swirl around?

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They swarm, right?

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Yeah, well yeah, they make all these crazy.

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They flock, you know, just.

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But you know what I'm talking about.

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There's a particular type of bird

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where they like move in amazing patterns.

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Starlings?

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Yes, starlings.

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And yes, they, a whole bunch of them hit the ground.

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They said what can happen is,

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if they start getting chased by a predator,

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like a hawk or something, they can be, yeah.

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They just kill themselves?

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Yeah, no, they can just get themselves into a.

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Frenzy.

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You know, they can make a bad move

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and they don't plan appropriately.

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So here's what I, my mind is diving back into the mid 80s

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where you've got the Saturday Night Live skit

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with Billy Crystal and the guy's talking

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and he's got a conversation going on.

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You got Billy Crystal, like the, like the Jampin' Shookie.

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Like, you know, he's like, yeah, well, no.

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Bad.

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I'm like, yeah, I can't like finish my sentence.

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It's crazy.

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Yeah, but that's what makes it funny.

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Well, Germans poke fun at a far right party's phallic candies.

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Berlin, the far right party in Germany,

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is being mocked online for planning to offer voters

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soft candies that by striking resemblance to a dildo.

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Great.

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Alternative for Germany had ordered the red gummy sweets

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in the shape of its party's logo, a swoosh like arrow,

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to hand out during the election campaign

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in Lower East Saxony State,

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where a regional election is set for October.

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So these guys accidentally order a bunch of candies

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shaped like dildos and they're passing them out

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to all the voters. Accidentally.

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Yeah, well, I guess that can happen.

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What do you think, Dave, when they showed up in like boxes

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that were, they opened it, what?

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Oh, really?

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No.

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It's a dude, look, it shows the head.

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Yeah, they did show a picture of it, actually.

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But that would be funny.

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Yeah, I saw the, I saw an article today

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where, you know, this whole fentanyl issue

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where they're starting to come across the border,

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they look like rainbow candy.

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Bad.

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Well, they're packing them in skittles

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and nerds packaging now.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Like candy.

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Like inside the bag?

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Yes.

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So like you're eating skittles.

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Right.

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And you have no idea that.

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I sent the story to Steve and I was like,

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you stop buying candy for a while.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so here's the deal, then.

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We need to be crawling up China's ass.

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I mean, I tell you what, if we hit,

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I don't wanna save Trump.

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So hold on.

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We need a president that is going to be going after China.

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They are smuggling shit from up the border.

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Fuck the border.

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I mean, I know we got lots of shit coming up

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and they're handling that wrong,

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but look, man, they're catching people every single day

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with 100,000 little packets of these little fentanyl pills.

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So hold on, hold on.

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But this is a little different.

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I mean, this is, I mean, it's one thing to.

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This is murder.

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This is one thing to like go ahead

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and push as many drugs over the border as you can

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and people who want that stuff and take it and die.

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Is fentanyl the number one cause of death currently?

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But it being disguised,

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it being disguised as inside of candy packaging

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is a terrorist attack.

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Right.

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Yeah, it really is.

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That's literally a terrorist attack

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because people that are not wanting to take fentanyl

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are unknowingly taking it.

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Can you actually pop two through those

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and you're fucking gone?

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And you're at a little party and you're panicking,

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here you go, children, let's split a bite.

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Well, that's why they say fentanyl's so bad

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is because they're not overdoses, it's a poisoning.

334
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Right, guys, in candy packaging, it's a mass poisoning.

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15,000 fentanyl pills disguised as candy seasoned

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in Connecticut ahead of Halloween.

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Yeah.

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Oh shit.

339
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Yeah.

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Seriously.

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This is a terrorist attack.

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I'm telling you.

343
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This is no different, hey guys,

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this is no different than an anthrax attack.

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And here's the thing.

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They can do this shit to anything.

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I mean, they could weave themselves into,

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I mean, think about it.

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How are they getting it into packaging of Skittles?

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They can get it into anything.

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That's a child, they could print any,

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that's where all that shit's printed anyway.

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I mean, they're coming through the border nonstop.

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It can come in and pack, I mean,

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you get super concentrated stuff,

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you can start putting in anything.

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You can put it in candy bars, you can put it in rice,

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you can put it in flour, you can put it in sugar.

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They're trying to collapse our society.

360
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You could do anything and I'll tell you what,

361
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there's gonna come a point where it's gonna be just,

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there'll be like a terrorist attack

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with just like a compilation of food products all over.

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And they're gonna be like, it's too late at that point.

365
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Yeah, I think they're trying to.

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What we should have done at the very beginning

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is we should have gone to fucking China

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and shoved a foot up their fucking ass

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for bringing that shit over here.

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Because that's where it's coming from.

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It's coming from China.

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It's not coming from Mexico.

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I know.

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It's not coming from South America.

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They are literally trying to,

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this is a coordinated attack to destabilize our society.

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It's because they're pissed, because Trump got into office

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and we shut them fuckers down.

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We shut them down.

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We shut them down at the tone of $600 billion

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while Trump was in office.

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And they're still pissed and they still haven't recovered

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to the point where they infused

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our fucking community with COVID.

385
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They infused our fucking community with Biden

386
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in the fake fucking election that they held.

387
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Yeah, there's a picture right there.

388
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That is unbelievable.

389
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Wow, that really scares me.

390
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Yeah.

391
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You know, that makes me think of the recent story

392
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that happened right here in North Texas.

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The doctor, the anesthesiologist,

394
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did you hear about this?

395
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Well, he was spiking the IV bags.

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So he apparently wasn't a very good anesthesiologist

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and he screwed up and they probed him

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and they made him pay for a doctor to watch over him.

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And he was like super resentful and angry.

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So they caught him on video,

401
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on, you know, inside the hospital cameras,

402
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spiking, putting drugs inside of saline bags,

403
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you know, that people get rehydrated during surgery,

404
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after surgery, to kill them.

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It killed one person and put 11 other people

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in cardiac arrest and they end up saving him.

407
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Right.

408
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So he did this to kill them on purpose.

409
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On purpose.

410
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And he was here at Baylor Scott and White down in Dallas.

411
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What the hell?

412
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It was basically a terrorist attack.

413
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Well, I was brightened because they said

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Baylor Scott and White anesthesiologists,

415
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they didn't say what, I was like,

416
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Julie just had surgery at Baylor Scott and White.

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And these were routine surgeries, yes.

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They were plastic surgeries.

419
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They were absolute routine surgeries.

420
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But he was at one farther down in Dallas

421
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than where Julie went, but still.

422
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Little farther south.

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It's like, unbelievable.

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Anyway, they caught him.

425
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Yeah.

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They caught him.

427
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,400
Yeah, did you see the TV show about the doctor here

428
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in Dallas where he was a complete fuck up?

429
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Where he didn't know what he was doing,

430
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but somehow he got up to surgeon

431
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and he was in these Dallas hospitals.

432
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Wow.

433
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And he was killing people.

434
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He was going in there and just fucking them up.

435
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And this was about a decade ago, maybe.

436
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And he killed people.

437
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Dr. Death.

438
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I think that's what they called him.

439
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Yeah, and he's in prison now.

440
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Good.

441
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,040
Actually, they said this guy,

442
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it's a bad enough crime that he could face the death penalty.

443
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And why don't they pursue that?

444
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They should.

445
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They should.

446
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But the hospitals were just as complicit.

447
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According to the TV show, I was like,

448
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the hospitals knew, I don't know if they fully knew

449
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what was going on, but he knew that there was something

450
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wrong with this guy.

451
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And the guy was not competent.

452
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But they kept giving him surgeries.

453
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They kept giving him positions.

454
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There it is.

455
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Former surgeon Christopher Dunth.

456
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Yep, that's him right there.

457
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And there's, like I said, there's a three-part

458
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miniseries out.

459
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Wow.

460
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Recommended.

461
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Very good.

462
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:13,680
It's good.

463
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And it's scary as shit.

464
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He opened up his own facility.

465
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It's on Amazon.

466
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Yeah, watch it.

467
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,040
It's good.

468
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:20,880
It's good.

469
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It's really good.

470
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,960
Yeah, Shelley's watching the Jeffrey Dahmer.

471
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I'm watching that now.

472
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,440
Yeah, I know.

473
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I don't understand my wife's fascination

474
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with serial killers and cannibals

475
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and all this kind of crazy shit.

476
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I'm watching that.

477
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My wife is too.

478
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,000
It doesn't show any of that.

479
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I know, but it's just weird.

480
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Nah, pass.

481
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,680
No, I find it fascinating.

482
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,840
Oh yeah, well then, yeah, she's right up your alley

483
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,160
because she was watching Mind Killers or Mindbenders.

484
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,280
That's a good one as well.

485
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,080
Mind something, what was it, Mind?

486
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Mind Hunters.

487
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Mind Hunters.

488
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,120
Yeah, that one's fascinating as well.

489
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Which was actually kind of fascinating, but.

490
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I find it fascinating just the, how could someone do that?

491
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I know.

492
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It's just like, how could they do that?

493
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,720
Now this one, this show, I think is a little slanted

494
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because it makes out, now they could have been incompetent.

495
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,640
Actually they were, but they make out the.

496
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The police to be idiots.

497
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,800
The police to be complete fucking buffoons.

498
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,280
Yeah, that's what Shelley said.

499
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,640
I mean, I think probably more over the top

500
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than they probably were.

501
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,080
Well, I mean, they're trying to make it dramatic.

502
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If you're gonna make a show emotional, right,

503
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you gotta get, that's the whole key,

504
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to get you emotionally involved.

505
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Yeah, right.

506
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,880
Right, so if you're starting to go,

507
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God, man, these guys are idiots.

508
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,440
I mean, that's what they want you to do, right?

509
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They want you to get sucked in.

510
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,080
But the thing I appreciate with this, I mean,

511
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you know what he did.

512
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They don't show any of that.

513
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,680
Yeah, they don't show him killing or eating.

514
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,360
No, well, they show him eating a steak.

515
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,200
Oh, come on.

516
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,040
Well, hold on.

517
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That you know is not a steak.

518
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It's not a human steak?

519
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,120
Well, it is.

520
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,960
All right, all right.

521
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,960
With a filet.

522
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,400
No, it looked like a sirloin.

523
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,240
Sirloin?

524
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,880
We haven't done that on a podcast.

525
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,240
We did a cow breakdown, but we've never done a human,

526
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,320
like where on the human body would like.

527
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,560
Yeah, that cow breakdown was the little point of my.

528
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,760
Yeah, you really didn't like it,

529
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,720
but I think people that listened learned a lot.

530
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,560
I bet they did.

531
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,280
I hope they took an Adderall pill beforehand.

532
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,680
Whatever.

533
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,520
Yeah.

534
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,440
God, you're so high maintenance.

535
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,440
It's just not for me.

536
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,080
I mean, it's just.

537
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,320
So you just turned off your microphone and went home.

538
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,240
No, I was here.

539
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,080
I mean, I watched.

540
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,360
You don't care where your steaks come from?

541
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,680
No, no, I didn't care.

542
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,520
Do you even know where they come from?

543
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,200
Well, he does now because he was here with us.

544
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,520
Well, but he didn't pay attention.

545
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,040
So you just go to the grocery store and go,

546
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,920
oh, I don't know what this is, but.

547
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,160
Which one is the better piece?

548
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,000
It's crazy.

549
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,200
It just come from a goat?

550
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,840
There's people that will do almost anything

551
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,680
to try to make money.

552
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,080
It's like they got, they found this college photos,

553
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,320
remember Belia, of Elon Musk

554
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,920
was auctioned off for $165,000.

555
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,400
Yeah, his college girlfriend.

556
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:59,400
Yeah, it's the Boston college photos of Tesla CEO,

557
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,800
Elon Musk and member of Belia from his girlfriend

558
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,440
at the time sold for $165,000.

559
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,280
She's so smart.

560
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,960
At auction, a Boston auction house set Thursday.

561
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,800
Boston based, our auction said it was a collection

562
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,040
never before seen photos of member Belia

563
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,600
from Musk's college girlfriend, Jennifer Grine.

564
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,440
Yeah.

565
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,280
Who cares?

566
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,280
The other item was some crusty underwear.

567
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,320
Could be.

568
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,760
I mean, well, I mean,

569
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,160
they have a picture of his crusty underwear?

570
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,000
I don't know.

571
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,800
You know, this bourbon, I just took a smell,

572
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,480
and I smelled root beer.

573
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,320
Root beer.

574
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,600
Interesting.

575
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,440
That's what I kept smelling.

576
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,280
You didn't take a smell, you tried the nose.

577
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,920
Yeah, sorry, I nosed it.

578
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,760
Yeah.

579
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,080
I don't think that's a verb.

580
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,440
You know what, I agree, I agree.

581
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,640
I smell the same thing.

582
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,480
That's odd.

583
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,600
Kind of a root beer, a sarsaparilla.

584
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,440
Well, because it's 90 proof.

585
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,280
No, it's 84 proof.

586
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,120
It's 84 proof.

587
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:49,960
It's 84 proof.

588
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,880
It is a soft bourbon.

589
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,080
It's a soft, cuddly.

590
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,200
That's why we filled it up.

591
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,680
It's a soft, cuddly, root beerish.

592
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,720
We didn't realize that, you know,

593
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,440
bourbon is bourbon, is bourbon,

594
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,120
and it'll still get you fucked up.

595
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,560
So if you drink an extra shot,

596
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,280
just because it's 15 points lower,

597
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,920
that's not a very smart option.

598
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,320
And you think you're manly,

599
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,000
and it's not, you know, strong enough.

600
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,080
Yeah, it'll still fuck you up.

601
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:13,920
For sure.

602
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,440
Did we even talk about our bourbon?

603
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,720
I mean, I just said that.

604
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,120
Tin Cup.

605
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,360
Tin Cup.

606
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,200
10-year bourbon.

607
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,160
It is a 10-year bourbon, and honestly, you know.

608
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,560
And that should be respected, Sean.

609
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,680
I know you don't want to respect it.

610
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,240
No, no, no, no, no, you guys are

611
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,000
totally mislabeling me.

612
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,600
Now, first of all, this is 10 years.

613
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,720
A long time.

614
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,200
That's a long time to be in a barrel.

615
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,120
They dumped it down to 84 proof,

616
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,440
but I mean, I would love to get that.

617
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,680
It's not barrel strength, yes.

618
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,720
Yeah, I would love to get the barrel strength version.

619
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,560
I don't know why they knocked it down to 84.

620
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,760
Do they have a barrel strength version of this?

621
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,520
I haven't seen it if they do.

622
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,760
That would be fantastic, actually.

623
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,880
It'd be a crying shame.

624
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,520
I mean, it is a crying shame that they did,

625
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,000
but you know, you mentioned it.

626
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,080
When I pulled it up to the nose, I smelled that root beer.

627
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,320
This is not a bourbon, though.

628
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,200
This is a whiskey.

629
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,920
Oh, there we go.

630
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,760
That's why it sucks.

631
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,320
2 thirds corn, 1 third rye.

632
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,440
Minimum of 10 years before it is cut to proof.

633
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,160
With rocky mountain water.

634
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,400
I bet it's that cinnamon and honey compilation

635
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,920
that's bringing up that root beer.

636
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,760
That root beer.

637
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:19,720
Hold on.

638
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,720
Rocky mountain water, where is this distilled?

639
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,560
Where is this bottle?

640
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,720
Rocky mountains from the Colorado.

641
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,800
The Colorado's.

642
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,640
The Rocky Mountains.

643
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,880
Well, I mean, hold on.

644
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,000
The Rocky Mountains run through a number of states,

645
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,680
so is this a Colorado whiskey or no?

646
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,680
Do we know that for sure?

647
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,600
No, I do not.

648
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,840
I don't have the bottle.

649
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,560
Well, it's MGP, but.

650
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,760
How about the producer help us out

651
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,600
on where this is distilled from?

652
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,840
Well, he's got the goddamn website up,

653
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,720
so I mean, well, let's just take a look here.

654
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,440
So first of all, it is an MGP,

655
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,160
so it's based from Indiana.

656
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,680
MGP, multi-grain products,

657
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,680
in case you guys are wondering.

658
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,920
Okay, why don't we go with the about at the top?

659
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,920
Multi-grain products is basically the core of all bourbons.

660
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,720
It just seems that way, I don't like that.

661
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,760
But you know what, that doesn't mean

662
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,840
they're not good recipes, right?

663
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,320
Well, it's what you do with it.

664
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,160
It's kind of like where do you buy your sugar?

665
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,760
You know, where do you buy your water?

666
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,880
Yeah, but it's more than that.

667
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,760
These are pre-made recipes.

668
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,480
Oh, they're pre-mixed, yeah, pre-made.

669
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,920
Yeah, well, they're distilled already.

670
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,360
Well, it's distilled that these companies buy

671
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,000
to age themselves.

672
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,160
Right, in whatever kind of barrel they want.

673
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,000
Well, if they want a bourbon,

674
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,200
it's gotta be in a virgin barrel.

675
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,880
I get it, but they can take MGP

676
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,920
and they can put it in a sherry cask.

677
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,720
Correct, yes.

678
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,920
Yeah, sherry.

679
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,120
Sherry ass.

680
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,120
Sherry cask.

681
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,880
Shove it up a sherry's ass.

682
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,080
That's not what I said.

683
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,160
But it tastes good.

684
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,120
So what do we think?

685
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:46,960
I think it tastes good.

686
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,800
Let's be honest about it.

687
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,720
Let's get away from Sean's,

688
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,040
oh my God, why are we gonna, why did we even buy that?

689
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,280
Dude, you've got this pink cup.

690
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,600
You've got this preconceived notion

691
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,680
that that's what, I mean, that is the way I feel.

692
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,520
I know.

693
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,000
But I don't say it.

694
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,560
I don't, I'm reserved.

695
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,000
I don't say it. You say it all the time.

696
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,840
Yeah, you have.

697
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,720
Okay, maybe I do.

698
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,480
Well, we're at the store, we're purchasing it,

699
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,200
but I don't say it while we're here.

700
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,440
All right, so there we go.

701
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,280
So it's a 10-year,

702
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,960
and I will never disrespect a 10-year whiskey, personally.

703
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,800
I will, but.

704
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,440
Yeah, you have already.

705
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,640
I think it's good.

706
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640
I think it's good, too.

707
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,560
It's not quite as robust as a higher proof,

708
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,120
but it still has some good flavors to it.

709
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:25,960
It does.

710
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,920
Yeah, I would never mix it with a mixer.

711
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,760
Oh, it's not a mixer.

712
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,600
This would be a good sipper

713
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,880
where if you want a little bigger pour.

714
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,680
Actually, here's the deal.

715
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,280
You nailed it.

716
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,120
You nailed it.

717
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,440
This is the perfect sipper,

718
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,160
because there are perfect sippers out there

719
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,320
that people have on rocks.

720
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,840
This is the perfect sipper without rocks.

721
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,400
It's not gonna knock your dick in the dirt where it's so.

722
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,600
Dick in the dirt.

723
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,520
Where it's so toxic.

724
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,760
I don't wanna say toxic, but it's so.

725
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,580
Overpowering.

726
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:55,520
Like a 124 proof.

727
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,600
120 proof is, oh my God.

728
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,840
You gotta take a, this one you can sip, you can drink.

729
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,520
It's easy to go down.

730
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,680
You know what, you say that.

731
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,320
The bourbon we had in the last podcast was 128 proof.

732
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,160
124.

733
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,160
100, what did you mean?

734
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,000
124.

735
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,080
Actually, it was 123.

736
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,880
Oh, sorry, wow, that's a big difference.

737
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,760
And we didn't put it on ice.

738
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,020
We didn't put it on a cube.

739
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:17,680
Yeah, but it was, okay, but the point is

740
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,380
it's a little bit more caustic than this one.

741
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,440
In other words, you have to be professionals.

742
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:28,360
Well, I think what I mean is if I wanna have a bourbon,

743
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,160
I want a nice pour so I could sip on it for a while.

744
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,720
Instead of, I wanna have 128 proof

745
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,860
where I can only have half that amount

746
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:40,320
where I'm gonna get through it quicker, right?

747
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,160
Yeah, I know, I get it.

748
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,760
You can have a nice pour with this 80 proof, 84 proof,

749
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,600
and it'll last a little bit longer for you.

750
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,440
It tastes good.

751
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:52,320
A lot of bourbons I put on a cube taste wonderful.

752
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,160
Yeah.

753
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,460
It tastes wonderful.

754
00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:55,800
Anyway, so.

755
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,360
All right, so I got another news article here

756
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,200
I think you guys might be interested in.

757
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,400
We got, do you remember Bingo, Light, Bright, Nerf

758
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,080
among toy hall of fame finalists?

759
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,960
So they've got a hall of fame finals for toys.

760
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,800
And we've got Bingo, Light, Bright.

761
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,080
Like a long time ago or like recently?

762
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,320
Well, this one is, well, this photo right here

763
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,640
is from 2022 and it says in Rochester, New York,

764
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,280
voting open Wednesday on which toys

765
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,280
should go into the national toy hall of fame this year.

766
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,300
I believe Nerf football and Light, Bright.

767
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,840
Well, they have a bunch.

768
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,000
Well, hold on, what's on the list?

769
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,840
I need to know what's on the list.

770
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,680
Well, the class of 2020 finalists are.

771
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,280
I've already, it doesn't matter, I called it.

772
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,120
No. Bingo?

773
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:33,940
No.

774
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:35,080
I don't, I don't, Bingo.

775
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:35,920
Bingo.

776
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,740
Yeah, well, Bingo.

777
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:37,800
Like the original Bingo?

778
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,640
No.

779
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,480
Well, they've got a.

780
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,300
What are you talking about?

781
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,140
That's like immensely popular.

782
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:43,240
That's not a toy, that's an adult gambling.

783
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,360
It's an old person game.

784
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:48,160
They got, do you guys know what Briar horses are?

785
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,520
Bro. No.

786
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,920
That one we're gonna have to, there you go, Briar horses.

787
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,800
No, dumb.

788
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,120
No, stupid.

789
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:54,960
Settlers of.

790
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,500
Kitten.

791
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,040
Settlers of Kitten.

792
00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,880
I don't even know what that is.

793
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:00,720
Settlers of Kitten.

794
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,560
I've played that.

795
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,380
Did you think Katen?

796
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,220
Yeah, I did, I mispronounced Katen.

797
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,440
Oh my God, what is Katen?

798
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,400
I've played that, that's a high,

799
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,700
that's got high nerd factor to it.

800
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:11,560
I've never even heard of Settlers of Kitten.

801
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,400
Oh, it's very involved.

802
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,560
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

803
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,120
you've brought this up before, Settlers of Kitten.

804
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,040
Yeah.

805
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,880
Well, you have.

806
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,700
You have brought it up before.

807
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,980
You have Lightbright.

808
00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:21,400
Now, Lightbright is interesting,

809
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,000
because that's where, well, the kids played with,

810
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,400
where they put the little pegs in there,

811
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,240
and it illuminates,

812
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,560
and you can make your own little picture.

813
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,920
How did that not electrocute kids?

814
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,280
That came out in like the 70s.

815
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,680
Because it's made of plastic with a light bulb.

816
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,680
It's got a light bulb in it.

817
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,240
Still, something should have gone horribly wrong with that.

818
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,620
Just like lawn darts.

819
00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:40,560
I would have thought Lightbright

820
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,840
would have gone horribly bad.

821
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,400
Well, maybe it did, we just didn't have the internet,

822
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,560
we just don't know about it.

823
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:49,440
And they have a, yeah, Lightbright is incredible.

824
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,440
I thought it was kind of cool,

825
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,400
because it's one of those things where,

826
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,600
I think they should have made panels that were larger,

827
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,560
so you could do a far larger, better picture.

828
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,880
Yeah, like at AT&T Stadium.

829
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,320
What just happened over there?

830
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,200
Did you lift?

831
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,200
He lifted his butt cheek.

832
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,640
No, I did not fart.

833
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,480
Were you stretching your ears?

834
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,120
Guys, Sean is very sensitive to the lean.

835
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,720
Yeah, we talked about moving on from farts and burps.

836
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,560
Well, I'm sorry.

837
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,380
I didn't do anything.

838
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,560
Why can we not seem to move after that?

839
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,760
Traumatic stress syndrome.

840
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,720
Over Jeff.

841
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,800
I just don't understand it.

842
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,040
You guys say I fart a lot,

843
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,160
he farts far more than I do.

844
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,000
All I do is like very,

845
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,840
Far worse.

846
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,840
It's just so disappointing.

847
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,800
Anyway, you wanted an AT&T Stadium Lightbright.

848
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,200
They've got Nerf toys.

849
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,160
Now Nerf toys is very broad.

850
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,560
I mean, I think only the football should.

851
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,600
The football, the original Nerf football.

852
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,800
I think the ball should.

853
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,640
I think the guns.

854
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,360
You're right, that Nerf.

855
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,360
Yeah, but the Nerf gun darts were.

856
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,680
That's a relatively newer one.

857
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,120
Nerf balls have better out for.

858
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,760
Well, these are 2022 finalists.

859
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Yeah.

860
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,760
But you know what, if you leave it out in the sun,

861
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,040
that thing starts to decay quickly.

862
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,200
Oh, but I play.

863
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,040
Here's what I like.

864
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,040
When you leave it out in the sun, number one,

865
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,280
and then it starts to lose the outer cover.

866
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,120
Yeah, I'm talking about.

867
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:03,960
One more thing.

868
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,800
Yes.

869
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,880
One more thing that makes it even worse.

870
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,720
All right.

871
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,400
And better at the same time.

872
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,040
It's out there, it's a little hard,

873
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,400
it's a little flaky,

874
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,680
and then it soaks up with water.

875
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,400
Oh, and then you.

876
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,240
Painful.

877
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,080
Throw it at somebody.

878
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,480
That thing is like a bazooka.

879
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,640
Oh, that's the best.

880
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,880
Yeah, it can get pretty.

881
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,720
Smokes someone upside down.

882
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,680
Pretty damn heavy.

883
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,280
So Nerf toys, and then they have

884
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,280
Masters of the Universe.

885
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,520
I don't think they ever said it like that.

886
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,360
Grey Skull.

887
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,320
Actually, it did.

888
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,160
Did they?

889
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,000
Yes.

890
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,240
Oh, I never watch that show.

891
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,840
Yeah, so Masters of the Universe toys.

892
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,160
That was at the end of my cartoon viewing, I believe.

893
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,000
Yeah.

894
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,840
Near the end of it anyway.

895
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,680
Jumped a shark for me too.

896
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,520
I was kind of like, you know, with this.

897
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,360
Yeah, when you.

898
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,200
Grey Skull kind of voice.

899
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,040
And.

900
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:47,880
Yeah.

901
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,720
Yeah.

902
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,560
Yeah.

903
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,760
I was like, this doesn't sound very evil.

904
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,600
I was like, dude, what's wrong?

905
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,440
Are you selling popcorn over there?

906
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,280
Actually, when you came home.

907
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Some jujube beans?

908
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,400
You came home from biology class

909
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,000
in your junior year in high school

910
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,200
and you stopped watching it?

911
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,400
Yeah, well they got, pinata.

912
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,440
What is pinata?

913
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,600
Pinata.

914
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,200
I know what pinata is.

915
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,880
It's a paper mache object filled

916
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,960
with small toys, confetti, and fruits.

917
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,800
That's so stupid.

918
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,720
How is that a dedicated toy?

919
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,560
They've had pinatas for like centuries.

920
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,760
Yeah, that's like you go into any type

921
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,960
of those Hispanic stores.

922
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,800
I did it.

923
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,520
I think I found the pinatas all over the place.

924
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,120
I think I'm from the ceiling, right?

925
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,960
Why?

926
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,800
Why?

927
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,120
Did you take some ADD medicine?

928
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,720
Why is the next one calling out the race of the inventor?

929
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,560
Oh.

930
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,400
What just happened?

931
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,240
Who did that?

932
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,080
Was that Phase 10?

933
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,320
Yes, I've never heard of the game.

934
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,160
No.

935
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,680
Phase 10, well, Phase 10 is a 1982 black game inventor

936
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,840
and entrepreneur, Ken Johnson.

937
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,680
Does it matter?

938
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,520
Introduced Phase 10.

939
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,840
The Rummy-style game card, game challenge players

940
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,880
to collect various groups of cards

941
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,680
to complete 10 phases in sequential order

942
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,680
before their opponents.

943
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,520
Well, you know, now that they've called that out,

944
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,880
let's start scrolling through the ones

945
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,000
looking for a Native American Indian.

946
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,840
It kind of looks like, you know, but you know what?

947
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,680
Whatever.

948
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,520
Are there a Native American Indian inventor?

949
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,920
We're not going to get into this stupid shit.

950
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,000
I don't know if they did that on purpose or not, but.

951
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,840
They did.

952
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,240
Well, no, they got pound puppies.

953
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,000
And the pound puppies, I think, started off as a,

954
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,040
is it started off a cartoon or was it?

955
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:14,960
I have no idea.

956
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,600
I never collected the passes.

957
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,080
Give me some context here.

958
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,120
What happened to Barrel of Monkeys?

959
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,640
What year are we going with here?

960
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,560
Hold on, where's Barrel of the Monkeys at?

961
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,000
I'm just saying, like, are we talking toys of all time?

962
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,440
Barrel of Monkeys is from the 60s and 70s

963
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,120
when they started processing plastics and stuff.

964
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:30,960
Well, that's what I'm asking.

965
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,080
What about pickup sticks?

966
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,080
Yeah, what about jacks?

967
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,920
And jacks.

968
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,120
Well, hold on, the pound puppies is,

969
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,920
in the marketplace in 1984, parents were

970
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,600
required to appease their kids needed a nurture

971
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,680
and puppy without responsibility of a real dog.

972
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,520
That's retarded.

973
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,080
Kids were equally pleased and doted.

974
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,680
No, I call bullshit on that.

975
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,880
Hey, what's that other one where you had a little pet

976
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,960
that you had to nourish and nurture in?

977
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,640
This is wife.

978
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,760
What the fuck's wrong with you?

979
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,920
Sea monkeys?

980
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,600
Yeah, they've had multiple rounds of these kind of.

981
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,640
Garbage pail kids?

982
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,520
Yeah, these little things you had to nurture

983
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,680
and you had to feed it.

984
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,160
And if you didn't feed it, it would like.

985
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,600
Oh, those rocks, those pet rock looking things.

986
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,840
No, but I think they were more like computer stuff.

987
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,600
They had a little digital thing on them.

988
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,360
Yeah, yeah.

989
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,320
Those things didn't come around until like the early 2000s.

990
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,440
Well, they all died anyway.

991
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,760
I have no idea what that is.

992
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,400
They all died.

993
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:20,960
Nobody took care of them.

994
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,280
So they got the racco.

995
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,600
I don't know what the racco is.

996
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,880
The racco is a.

997
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,720
Huh, what is the racco?

998
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,200
It's a board game.

999
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,880
The classic.

1000
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,280
OK, if we've never heard of it, it

1001
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,560
can't be in the Hall of Fame.

1002
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,080
I'm sorry.

1003
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Well, I mean, we're almost there.

1004
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,440
The racco.

1005
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,520
OK, 1956.

1006
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,240
The Milton Bradley Company introduced the card game

1007
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,280
racco in 1956.

1008
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,280
The racco falls under the card game category

1009
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,520
known as the patterned building.

1010
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,880
One is patterned.

1011
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,280
I don't know the game categories.

1012
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,200
So is this the kind of I don't I don't I've never heard of this.

1013
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,000
Yeah, that's classic.

1014
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Well, I don't care.

1015
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,520
That game sucks.

1016
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,480
So I think here's what they do.

1017
00:33:59,480 --> 00:33:59,960
Right.

1018
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,920
So this is the Hall of Fame, right?

1019
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,560
The National Museum Hall of Play or play.

1020
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,280
So what what happens is they induct all the games

1021
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,560
that we all would agree but should be in there.

1022
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,120
These are all and then they run out of games.

1023
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,280
Just put in there.

1024
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,360
And so they put in some other stupid ones.

1025
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,280
Well, it's just because we haven't heard of these.

1026
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,520
So some of these folks probably grew up with them

1027
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,840
or didn't have opportunities for there's

1028
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,120
what you were talking about earlier.

1029
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,200
The the fatal to mock.

1030
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,640
What is that found my old pets to Mago?

1031
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:37,040
So dumb to Mago got you pets.

1032
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,080
And I got you.

1033
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,640
When are we going to reach a point where, you know,

1034
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,160
kids need to understand that games are just not good.

1035
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,000
They need to plan for their future.

1036
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,200
So this next one is a plan for their future,

1037
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,720
and they need to plan out how they're

1038
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,000
going to take care of their family.

1039
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,800
There you go.

1040
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,520
The next one is actually on one I personally

1041
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,560
had the spiral.

1042
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,560
That's a good one, too.

1043
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,120
Spy I vote for that one as well.

1044
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,960
It's fantastic.

1045
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,920
For more than 50 years, the spiral graph

1046
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,400
has combined play never heard of it.

1047
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,520
And I'll never know because the producer just changed screen.

1048
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,680
You know, the sad thing is you guys still play games.

1049
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,480
I enjoy it.

1050
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,000
I know.

1051
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,800
Sad.

1052
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,240
But here we play like board games.

1053
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:17,760
I don't play.

1054
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,920
Jeff comes over to the house.

1055
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,720
It's a family deal.

1056
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,560
We do like trivial.

1057
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,720
That's a little different.

1058
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,960
Those are adult couples, you know,

1059
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,640
bonding and playing games together.

1060
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,640
It's trivial pursuit.

1061
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,720
And it's just, you know, I know that's a group.

1062
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,280
That's good.

1063
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,040
We don't have to have couples, though.

1064
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,160
Yeah, but you I'm just well, I mean, OK,

1065
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,520
it's adults getting together and playing video games.

1066
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,440
Yeah, when you're like alone playing a video game.

1067
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,560
Well, there's nothing wrong with playing a video game along.

1068
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,840
I think it does a lot for the brain.

1069
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,560
Hey, honey, have you taken out the garbage?

1070
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,520
Yeah, I'll get to it.

1071
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,280
I think that is a product of some

1072
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,800
of the traditional teenagers that

1073
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,600
are exposed to some of the video games.

1074
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,640
And some of them, I think you're blowing that out of proportion.

1075
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,040
Yeah.

1076
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,920
I'm a grown ass man.

1077
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,000
Our kids, our kids lives are spiraling down the tube.

1078
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,720
I work on it, honey.

1079
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,560
After dinner and I've got that little gap where I have options.

1080
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,240
I can watch TV.

1081
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,000
I can like it.

1082
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,200
I can play video games.

1083
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,640
But I have a little window of opportunity

1084
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,360
where I can do whatever the hell I want.

1085
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,800
You could edit programs.

1086
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,240
Yeah, if that were an option.

1087
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,560
Yes, great option to shut the hell up.

1088
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,440
Jeff, stop fucking on my shit on my parade.

1089
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,800
Yeah, the washing machine sprung another leak.

1090
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,800
OK, I think the next one is probably the most

1091
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,640
generic spiral graph for more than 50 years has combined a play,

1092
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,200
art, math.

1093
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,080
I think we're really didn't get enough attention

1094
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,240
to the spiral graph because that was I can't do this.

1095
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,520
Have you done the spiral graph?

1096
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,960
I couldn't care less.

1097
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,920
Hey, how about twister?

1098
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,080
That's not on the list.

1099
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,760
New, I bet you it's not.

1100
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,040
Top, new twister, ancient times, the top

1101
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,720
has been a childhood staple of cultures in Asia, Europe,

1102
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:58,480
the Americans, Australia, the toy form as well.

1103
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,680
That's pretty generic.

1104
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,320
Ancient Greek pottery shows women playing this

1105
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,000
and all the way up until dinosaurs.

1106
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,920
If top is on the list, then chalk should be on the list.

1107
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,040
What do you do with chalk?

1108
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,000
This should be like jumping jacks.

1109
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,720
Oh, you can draw pictures on the sidewalk.

1110
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,480
You can play hopscotch.

1111
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,440
Watch me pick up the ball and throw it in the cup.

1112
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,200
What about the wood wheel with the stick

1113
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,280
and you're running down the street?

1114
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,800
Oh, that's so dumb.

1115
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,600
Nobody liked that.

1116
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,960
I got a paddle and a ball attached

1117
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,000
to a stretchy ball string.

1118
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I can't do this anymore.

1119
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,160
We got to move on.

1120
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,320
I think this is Paul's.

1121
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,760
So these 12 toys.

1122
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,680
This is giving me a mind brain.

1123
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,640
The history of play.

1124
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,320
The top is as old as civilization itself.

1125
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,880
And bingo has played in some form for hundreds of years.

1126
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,880
So the public is invited to vote online through September 21,

1127
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,960
which is already over now.

1128
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,280
I'm not doing that.

1129
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,200
The toys that receive the most public votes

1130
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,560
will make up a single player's choice ballot,

1131
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,480
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1132
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,720
So let's see.

1133
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:56,880
I give it to Nerf, Spirograph, and Lightbright.

1134
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,440
The rest of them can go to hell.

1135
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,120
Wow.

1136
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,040
Go to hell?

1137
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,600
What, the games of Satan?

1138
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,040
I mean, wow.

1139
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,640
You could have just said, I'm not in favor of the other ones.

1140
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,440
A little harsh.

1141
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaking of going to hell, how about the police officers

1142
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,480
that left the girl on the train tracks?

1143
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,440
Holy crap.

1144
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,760
Talk about a Debbie Downer.

1145
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,080
Did you guys hear about this?

1146
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,200
What city was that in?

1147
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:24,920
What state?

1148
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,400
I think it was in Colorado.

1149
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:26,960
In Colorado.

1150
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,600
So they pull over a girl who stops beyond the train tracks.

1151
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,560
And the police cruiser, they stop on the train tracks,

1152
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,760
which isn't that odd?

1153
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,200
Did you guys ever learn, like, don't ever stop your car

1154
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,000
on the train tracks?

1155
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,280
They had to have not know where they were at.

1156
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,760
They had to have not know where they were at.

1157
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,320
Yeah, they knew exactly where they were.

1158
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,600
They're just stupid.

1159
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,800
And then they arrest her.

1160
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,000
They pull her out of the car.

1161
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:50,720
They handcuff her.

1162
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,040
They put her in the back of the police car, which

1163
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,680
is still on the train tracks.

1164
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,280
And then suddenly they hear a train.

1165
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,440
Brrr.

1166
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,360
Well, they went back to searching her car, I think.

1167
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,080
Yeah, and then they ran away.

1168
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,040
They ran away.

1169
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,200
Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka.

1170
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,360
They ran away and let the train hit the car.

1171
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,960
Oh my god, there's a video of it.

1172
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,400
Show it again.

1173
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Oh yeah, there is.

1174
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,280
Back it up.

1175
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,240
As officers were searching, the woman

1176
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,960
was under arrest in a road rage incident.

1177
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,360
Oh my god.

1178
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,000
Officers searched the suspect pickup.

1179
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,840
A train horn could be heard in the distance

1180
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,760
before it struck the police car.

1181
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,000
And then they, oh, here's the body cam footage.

1182
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,640
They're walking over to the police car

1183
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,160
to see if she's, you know, if there's anything left of her.

1184
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,560
Shockingly, she's alive.

1185
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,920
And they, and expected to live.

1186
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,880
And she is going to be very, very rich.

1187
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,760
Yes.

1188
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,720
Well, you know what?

1189
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,440
But you know, this is, this is, it's sad that you

1190
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,600
have to say that, Paul.

1191
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,400
Here it comes.

1192
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,320
I mean, it's the, I don't want to watch this shit anymore.

1193
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,680
I mean, it's, it's horrific.

1194
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,440
Unbelievable.

1195
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,600
It's sad that, that, that this has to happen.

1196
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,760
And you know, a lot of these times where people, like,

1197
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,520
I mean, you have people like George Floyd's family,

1198
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:01,120
you know, where they were reaping the benefits of him,

1199
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,080
you know, asphyxiating because he was on drugs.

1200
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,480
You know, there's no proof that that dude's knee on his neck

1201
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,480
caused that to happen.

1202
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,040
I know.

1203
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:09,480
I know.

1204
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,240
And this is, yeah.

1205
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,800
And what you're saying is very, like, controversial.

1206
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,960
And what I'm going to say is controversial.

1207
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:20,440
I actually believe this was, this was more negligent.

1208
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,280
Oh, it was absolutely negligent.

1209
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,320
Than the George Floyd thing.

1210
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,440
It had nothing to do with race.

1211
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:25,840
Race.

1212
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,920
Nothing to do with race.

1213
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,000
But it had everything to do with negligent.

1214
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,200
The George Floyd thing had nothing to do with race.

1215
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,920
It had nothing to do with race either.

1216
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,160
It was about a thug.

1217
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:34,760
Well, it doesn't matter.

1218
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,000
We're not going to get into that.

1219
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,840
Anyway, I, it was, that's horrific.

1220
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,360
All right.

1221
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,480
So the video is supposed to live.

1222
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,480
And I just saw a police vehicle with a handcuffed woman

1223
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:42,880
inside.

1224
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,360
Unbelievable.

1225
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,120
It's tragic.

1226
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,680
Thank you, Paul, for bringing that up.

1227
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,160
Yes, I wanted to talk about that because I think that could

1228
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,120
be turned into a new game.

1229
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,040
What?

1230
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,440
You having your car rammed into?

1231
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:53,840
I don't know.

1232
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,160
I don't know.

1233
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,320
I think that can be like a board game of some sort.

1234
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,160
What do you think?

1235
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,960
You're the first contestant in the car.

1236
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,480
No, no, no.

1237
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,320
I'm not actually like Monopoly.

1238
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,000
You know how one's a race car, one's a thimble,

1239
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,040
and one's a dog?

1240
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,240
Thimble.

1241
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,480
And one's a train.

1242
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,360
And they have train?

1243
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,280
They have train stations.

1244
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,160
This is true.

1245
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,560
See?

1246
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,520
I think this could work.

1247
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,800
Full contact, full contact Monopoly.

1248
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,320
I was just trying to get off of games.

1249
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,440
I got tired of it.

1250
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,280
Sorry.

1251
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,520
It's a segment, you fuck.

1252
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,560
My fuck?

1253
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,080
No, no.

1254
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,360
Ya fuck.

1255
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:25,880
Wow.

1256
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,920
That was inflammatory.

1257
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,800
Fuck is a noun in that sense.

1258
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,960
Wow, I think we're fighting now.

1259
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,720
Well, we have to edit all that.

1260
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,120
Tell you what, just edit everything that I said before

1261
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:38,920
that too.

1262
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,400
No.

1263
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,760
No, no, we're going to leave it.

1264
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,120
No, this is all good stuff, man.

1265
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,200
No, edit it.

1266
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,200
I want to have all of it on there.

1267
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,240
No, edit it all.

1268
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:53,000
A woman who brought a raccoon to North Dakota bar is charged.

1269
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,120
So a woman who brought a wild raccoon into a North Dakota bar,

1270
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,040
which prompted state health officials to issue a warning

1271
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,040
about potential rabies exposure, is facing criminal charges.

1272
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,000
Her name is Erin Christensen, 38 of MADC,

1273
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,160
is charged with misdemeanor counsel providing

1274
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,360
false information to law enforcement,

1275
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,800
tampering with physical evidence

1276
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,920
and unlawful possession of fur bearers.

1277
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,680
Would you eat raccoon?

1278
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,160
I heard it's pretty tasty.

1279
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,400
You really have heard that?

1280
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,760
Yes.

1281
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,440
Oh, absolutely.

1282
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:22,800
People eat it.

1283
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,280
There's people in Louisiana eat it.

1284
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,000
There's people in the South eat it.

1285
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,800
Absolutely.

1286
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,160
It's a very gamey meat.

1287
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,440
And raccoons are huge.

1288
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,120
I mean, there are people that eat squirrels.

1289
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,000
There's not a lot of meat on a squirrel.

1290
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,640
However, there's a lot more meat on a raccoon.

1291
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,280
I've had some.

1292
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,960
Not a lot of meat on a dove either.

1293
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,800
I don't understand the whole dove hunting.

1294
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,040
You'd have to capture like 50 of them.

1295
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,040
But have you had them?

1296
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,920
Not capture, but shoot them.

1297
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:48,440
Oh my gosh.

1298
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,840
My neighbor would go shooting.

1299
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,040
He'd bring home, I don't know how much, countless.

1300
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,760
Would you deep fry them?

1301
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,600
Well, he made bacon wrapped dove breasts.

1302
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,560
That'd be a lot of work for it.

1303
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,800
It's just like eating crawfish.

1304
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800
That's a lot of work.

1305
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,320
I was just about to say, shrimp and crawfish, no different.

1306
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,080
There's not anything on those things.

1307
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,040
There's more on doves than all the other stuff.

1308
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,080
It's just bloodier.

1309
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,000
Yeah, what'd you do?

1310
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,360
Did you like, frickin' fart?

1311
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,960
No, he did more than fart.

1312
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,280
He sharted all over himself.

1313
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,720
No, I just tooted a little bit and nobody heard it.

1314
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:23,200
Oh, we heard it.

1315
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,600
And all of a sudden I see the producer's head poke out

1316
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,320
from the side of the...

1317
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,320
I never see him all during the show.

1318
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,240
And then he'd pop his head over.

1319
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,520
I think one of the new stories I saw this week,

1320
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,280
I haven't watched a lot of news this week,

1321
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,680
is the, up in Canada, the shop teacher who has the...

1322
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,440
What the hell?

1323
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,080
...giant enormous boobs.

1324
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,240
They're not even real.

1325
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,080
I mean, they're not even...

1326
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,360
It's a guy.

1327
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,840
They're not like installed.

1328
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,200
They're like, it's like an apparatus he's wearing.

1329
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,720
Yes, and they have huge nipples.

1330
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,000
It's so stupid.

1331
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,440
And he's in the shop doing this.

1332
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,520
And it's like, it gets to the point where it's like,

1333
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,920
where do you kind of say, okay, this is not right?

1334
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,760
What did they say about it?

1335
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,320
They said there's something wrong with him,

1336
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,760
but we can't really stop him.

1337
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,760
Is that what they said?

1338
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,520
I don't know, I don't know what the outcome of this.

1339
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,760
I know there's protests for and against.

1340
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,080
I think the teacher should be put on leave

1341
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,120
if there's a problem with them.

1342
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,040
Paid leave, give him some help if he's got an issue.

1343
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,680
Because I wouldn't want my kid in there.

1344
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,800
I mean, he'd come home laughing.

1345
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,160
How could you take it seriously?

1346
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,800
Yeah, you're not learning anything.

1347
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,920
He's got triple Zs with huge nips, dad.

1348
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:31,760
It's so stupid.

1349
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,600
He.

1350
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:34,920
Yeah, it's sad.

1351
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,920
That's where we are in society.

1352
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,480
I don't get it, I don't get it.

1353
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,200
And why is it acceptable?

1354
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,040
Why are people going, oh yeah, it's beautiful?

1355
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,920
No, no, no, who said it was beautiful?

1356
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:44,760
Sean.

1357
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,640
You know what?

1358
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,320
It's all coming into focus.

1359
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,920
I did not say.

1360
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,440
It's all, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1361
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,400
I think Jeff's right on this one.

1362
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,280
It's coming into focus.

1363
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,120
No.

1364
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,960
It really doesn't matter what they are.

1365
00:44:58,960 --> 00:44:59,800
Big tits?

1366
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,640
Yeah, fuck.

1367
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,760
They're big. Sean's in.

1368
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,840
It really doesn't matter what they are.

1369
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:03,680
Yeah, fuck. Sean's in.

1370
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,640
Yeah, that's great.

1371
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,440
Yeah, so I don't get that.

1372
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,960
And as this principle you should have a talk with

1373
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,920
would say you can't dress like that

1374
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,040
or you need to go see some castles or whatever.

1375
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,840
Instantaneous firing.

1376
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,920
Instantaneous firing.

1377
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,560
Well, unfortunately, where we are in this world,

1378
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,240
especially in Canada, you probably can't fire them.

1379
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,240
Right?

1380
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,640
Because they're even worse than what's going on down here.

1381
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,720
What would they do to, let's say,

1382
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:38,520
North Korea, Iran, China?

1383
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,360
Let's go with China.

1384
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,200
Let's start with China.

1385
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,640
Let's say the wood shop teacher in China.

1386
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,480
They'd kill him.

1387
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,880
Do you literally, I think they, he would disappear.

1388
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,720
Yeah.

1389
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:54,080
He would be like, yeah, he's not coming back

1390
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,320
and no one would ever see him again.

1391
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,160
I'm not kidding.

1392
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,000
Right.

1393
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:58,840
Iran, same way.

1394
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,680
Right.

1395
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,160
I was watching a news clip on this guy

1396
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,600
with the big boobs with Bill Maher.

1397
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,800
He was talking about, and he goes,

1398
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,520
let's look at the reverse.

1399
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,440
What if he came out and he had a huge cock

1400
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,080
instead of boobs?

1401
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,400
Everybody be okay with that?

1402
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,680
No, they wouldn't.

1403
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,800
Oh, they wouldn't?

1404
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,640
Well, you may.

1405
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,720
Okay, first off, how would you even?

1406
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,760
Well, they're all prosthetics.

1407
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,600
They're fake.

1408
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,440
Right, right.

1409
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,840
The dude should never have been allowed in school.

1410
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,680
He should have been fired the first day he came in.

1411
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,000
Where's Bill Maher going with that?

1412
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,280
No, he was basically saying, why is this acceptable?

1413
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,120
Right.

1414
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,960
Why are we accepting that this is okay?

1415
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,800
Meaning people would freak out

1416
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,960
and put a stop to it immediately.

1417
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,800
Correct.

1418
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,640
If it was a gigantic.

1419
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,480
Why are we accepting this?

1420
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,840
When do we say, okay, enough is enough?

1421
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,600
This is ridiculous.

1422
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,600
This guy with these huge boobs.

1423
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,760
I mean, it's.

1424
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,040
It was so dumb.

1425
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,400
It's ridiculous.

1426
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,840
And he's trying to solve with that?

1427
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,160
Where do you even get those?

1428
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,240
Like on Amazon?

1429
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,840
I don't know.

1430
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,800
Are those balloons?

1431
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,040
He's a shop teacher.

1432
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,320
Maybe he made them.

1433
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,360
He made them.

1434
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,720
Like he made his own mold.

1435
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,080
Maybe they're out of wood.

1436
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,640
Big wood titties.

1437
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,480
What the hell?

1438
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,320
Okay.

1439
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,160
Sound clip.

1440
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,000
You get a splinter.

1441
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,080
I know, right?

1442
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,680
Okay, anyway.

1443
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,560
So these Nigerian.

1444
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,360
The Nigeria seizes donkey penises

1445
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,920
to be smuggled to Hong Kong.

1446
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,040
Why?

1447
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,640
Well, the Nigerian officials have seized thousands

1448
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,080
of donkey penises that were about to be exported

1449
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,200
to Hong Kong and officials said on Thursday,

1450
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,920
sacks of these donkey dicks were seized

1451
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,560
at the international airport in sacks.

1452
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,640
Sacks of these donkey dicks.

1453
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,960
And so.

1454
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,200
Can I, can we vote on where we get the source

1455
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,880
of our podcast topics?

1456
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,720
What's going on?

1457
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,360
What website you're on?

1458
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,200
Donkeydicks.com.

1459
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,200
Maybe we shouldn't be going and getting it from maybe.

1460
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,720
Donkeydicks.com.

1461
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,280
Donkeydicks.com.

1462
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,080
Well, this is, no, this is just contemporary world affairs.

1463
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,400
Oh, really?

1464
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,240
Contemporary world affairs.

1465
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:18,040
This was cited on September 8th, 2022.

1466
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,680
Was that on New York Times?

1467
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,360
Well, I mean, we can.

1468
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,320
Washington Post.

1469
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,280
It's AP News.

1470
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,120
So.

1471
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:24,960
Well, we don't like them either.

1472
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,440
They don't report the true news.

1473
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,400
We definitely don't.

1474
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,840
It's funny, it's AP News and I scroll down,

1475
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,840
there's a picture of a donkey.

1476
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,800
He doesn't have a penis.

1477
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,920
I'm like, what the hell, man?

1478
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,280
Aw, poor guy.

1479
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,080
And a dickless motherfucker.

1480
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,440
You know, speaking of donkeys, I saw a comic today

1481
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:44,440
that it had two donkeys that had a mask covering

1482
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,880
their faces of an elephant, right?

1483
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,240
And they're like, now suddenly that it's the midterms,

1484
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,320
they're suddenly acting like they are

1485
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,800
a little more conservative, right?

1486
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,200
Hold on, stop.

1487
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,040
Say that again.

1488
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,120
You're saying the elephants had masks on?

1489
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,840
No, no, no, the donkeys had elephant masks.

1490
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,760
Like a masquerade ball mask?

1491
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,600
Yes, because remember, the GOP is the elephant

1492
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,960
and Democrats are the donkeys, right?

1493
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,280
But that made me think of that.

1494
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,280
Why, where did that come from?

1495
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:20,160
Why is the GOP elephants and why are the Democrats donkeys?

1496
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,800
And why are the Democrats okay with that?

1497
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,880
They're the jackass?

1498
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,880
Yeah, to me, that is, that's, yeah, that's not,

1499
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,720
that's not the same level as an elephant is like a big,

1500
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,440
majestic, strong animal, right?

1501
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,640
And a donkey is just a piece of shit, like horse.

1502
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,440
Donkeys are actually very,

1503
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,560
They're intuitive.

1504
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,840
They're very smart, they protect the herd.

1505
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:46,920
So really, I mean.

1506
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,680
Yes, if you have a herd of cow,

1507
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,760
you put a donkey in the middle.

1508
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,120
Have you ever noticed that?

1509
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,480
You'll see a donkey out in the middle of a big herd.

1510
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,120
On my rides, I see donkeys a lot.

1511
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,320
Yeah, because what they do is they chase off the coyotes

1512
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,600
and the wolves and all those predators that may come up.

1513
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,680
So they're tough, they're tough big-eared.

1514
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:04,520
Yes.

1515
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,240
Really, well, we know they're stubborn, right?

1516
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,080
Yes.

1517
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:07,920
Aw.

1518
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,760
Yeah, they're very loud.

1519
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,960
Well, they're lovable too.

1520
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,800
Really, donkeys are lovable?

1521
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,040
Yeah, they really are.

1522
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:13,880
Oh, I don't know.

1523
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,240
I've never loved one.

1524
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,240
Well, I mean, there's lots and lots and lots of stories,

1525
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:24,040
but I see a lot of these little videos of these kids growing up

1526
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,560
with these donkeys.

1527
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,680
They get bitten by donkeys.

1528
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,480
All kinds of social media.

1529
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,680
I just find, you know what I mean?

1530
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,680
I find it surprising that they were OK with that mascot.

1531
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,000
I wonder where that came from.

1532
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,760
So hold on.

1533
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,840
Why did the Democrats ever become the donkey mascot?

1534
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,280
I'm really curious on how that happened.

1535
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:49,960
And I'm curious on how the GOP became the elephant.

1536
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,280
Seriously, what would lead to that?

1537
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,440
Well, the elephant, I believe, it

1538
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,520
has to do with being conservative

1539
00:50:54,520 --> 00:51:00,440
and how elephants have just a clad-thick brain

1540
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,640
to where they remember things.

1541
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,880
Elephants are supposedly supposed

1542
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,680
to be able to remember things for years and years.

1543
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,960
Yeah, sure.

1544
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,720
In theory.

1545
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:13,560
So why did the Democrats pick the donkey?

1546
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:14,640
Yeah, all right.

1547
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,560
So it says in 1824, the Democratic Republican Party

1548
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,080
split into the Jacksonian movement

1549
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,280
and the National Republican Party.

1550
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,560
Go down here, the origin of the donkey symbol.

1551
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,240
OK, here we go.

1552
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:29,440
The origin and use of the donkey as a party symbol

1553
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,200
is both interesting and controversial.

1554
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,480
Initially, the symbol was meant to mock and attack

1555
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,000
Andrew Jackson by a support.

1556
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,760
That's what I'm saying, mock.

1557
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,120
That's a mock symbol.

1558
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,960
Well, his opponents called him a donkey.

1559
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,520
Yes, they insultingly referred to him as a jackass.

1560
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,280
Instead of becoming irritated and irked by the insults,

1561
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,520
he liked the comparison and decided

1562
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,520
to use it for his political gain.

1563
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,040
He used the symbol of a donkey or a jackass

1564
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,680
as a campaign symbol.

1565
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,480
Well, there you go.

1566
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,360
His opponents continued using the donkey to represent

1567
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,160
his stubbornness.

1568
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,160
So Andrew Jackson is the reason why they have the jackass

1569
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:02,640
of tonight.

1570
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,840
His stubbornness, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1571
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,600
And jackass are at the same time.

1572
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,920
So it's both good and bad.

1573
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,280
So they're proud of their, like, Pelosi.

1574
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,880
I see Pelosi as a jackass.

1575
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:15,960
Pelosi's a stubborn.

1576
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,360
Did you see her getting booed?

1577
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,720
And Schumer.

1578
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:22,040
Like, Pelosi and Schumer are both like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1579
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,200
yeah, yeah, yeah.

1580
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Wow.

1581
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,200
Like a bunch of stubborn mule type.

1582
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:27,800
Right.

1583
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,800
And she did.

1584
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:29,600
She got booed.

1585
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,720
She got booed.

1586
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,520
And did you hear the video?

1587
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,440
The guy on the video.

1588
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,400
This is what's sad.

1589
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,880
This is it crystallized for me.

1590
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,360
The guy that recorded it, the guy next to him.

1591
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,160
Why are they booing?

1592
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:40,800
Yeah.

1593
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,360
No, he goes, who is that?

1594
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,800
And the other guy goes, that's Nancy Pelosi.

1595
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,720
For our dudes.

1596
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,840
And then he goes, why are they booing?

1597
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,480
So the dudes, I guess, fans out there, Nancy Pelosi

1598
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,840
was booed by a crowd while on stage at the New York Music

1599
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,520
Festival.

1600
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,480
Who is that?

1601
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:00,480
That's Nancy Pelosi.

1602
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,760
Oh, why are they booing her?

1603
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,480
Why are they booing her?

1604
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,400
She was booed by a crowd while speaking on stage

1605
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,200
during a guest appearance at the Global Citizen Music

1606
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,720
Festival in New York City on Saturday, according.

1607
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,360
And then we all saw the video.

1608
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,640
Right.

1609
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,360
I mean, I loved it.

1610
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,600
Well, I mean, you can hear it.

1611
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,200
That's in New York City.

1612
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,040
It was in New York City.

1613
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:22,920
It does say a lot.

1614
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,240
And there were some other follow up stories with this.

1615
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:29,880
And they were saying, there's a lot of controversy with what's

1616
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,480
real, what's not real.

1617
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:35,280
I mean, this all ties back into the voting.

1618
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,440
And how much this shit is fake?

1619
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,920
Because when you go to Trump rallies,

1620
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,520
I mean, when you honestly go to Trump rallies,

1621
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,280
you see people excited.

1622
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,240
Normal people.

1623
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:50,840
You see people up in arms and clapping and the hands.

1624
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,640
Patriotic.

1625
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,840
Excited.

1626
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,080
Excited to see him.

1627
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,160
Energized.

1628
00:53:55,160 --> 00:54:02,560
When you see Biden in his frickin' vehicle barrage

1629
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,200
coming down, the convoy.

1630
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,840
The convoy coming down the street.

1631
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,240
What do they call that?

1632
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,520
Caravan.

1633
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,200
Yeah, the caravan's coming down.

1634
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,400
You know, you got these people on the side of the road,

1635
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,960
and there's nothing.

1636
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,640
Nothing.

1637
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,320
Or they're Trump supporters or GOP bad mouthing them.

1638
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,280
There was a, hmm.

1639
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,160
Semi-fascist.

1640
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:27,000
I think Jesse Waters had a show this past week that

1641
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,560
was discussing some of the fake photos of every time

1642
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,720
Biden goes out.

1643
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,880
It's just like they always bring the cameras way in

1644
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,920
so that it looks like there's a million people there.

1645
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:37,720
And you pull them out.

1646
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,480
There's not.

1647
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,320
There's nobody there.

1648
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:39,920
There's not.

1649
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,760
There's not.

1650
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,200
Hillary was the same way.

1651
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,720
And when you go to these Trump rallies, it's real.

1652
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,760
We've been to them.

1653
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,520
You and I have been to one.

1654
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,400
Dudes like you and I.

1655
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,040
And somehow he lost the election.

1656
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:52,760
Yeah.

1657
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,720
Well, whatever, man.

1658
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,680
I'm not going to bring.

1659
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,640
We're going to look at our own and move on with that.

1660
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,640
That's never going to be solved.

1661
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,320
Even though that movie came out and everybody debunked it.

1662
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,600
I was like, how was it debunked?

1663
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,080
How was 2,000 mules debunked?

1664
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,640
I read an article where it said, widely debunked.

1665
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,160
I was like, how do you debunk that?

1666
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,360
Like, who just said, oh, yeah, well, that's not true.

1667
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,880
So it's debunked.

1668
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,840
Who's the authority on debunking that?

1669
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,000
I mean, they had checkers.

1670
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:21,480
Yeah.

1671
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,280
They had literally scientific evidence

1672
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,120
that backed up what they were claiming in the 2,000 mules.

1673
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,600
And they just said, oh, it was widely debunked.

1674
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,480
Right.

1675
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,960
That's all they have to say.

1676
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,800
And then an idiot like the guy on the video, who is that?

1677
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,760
Nancy Pelosi.

1678
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,320
Why are they booing?

1679
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,560
And they said, what is 2,000 mules?

1680
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,200
Oh, it's some movie that's widely debunked.

1681
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,680
Oh, OK.

1682
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,080
So whenever they hear that, they're like, oh,

1683
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,120
that's a bullshit movie.

1684
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:47,400
Yeah.

1685
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,600
Have you heard about 2,000 mules?

1686
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,440
Oh, yeah, I have.

1687
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,240
It's widely debunked.

1688
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,320
Oh, it's a low IQ voter is one of those.

1689
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,960
It's just sad.

1690
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,840
It's sad that people just don't.

1691
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,840
OK.

1692
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,600
Did you see the video of Hillary Clinton

1693
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,760
saying that the people at the Trump crowd

1694
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,440
were doing the high Hitler?

1695
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,800
Shut the hell up.

1696
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,840
She is the most dishonest.

1697
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:11,720
OK.

1698
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,440
Did you see it?

1699
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,040
No.

1700
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,320
Yeah, I saw it.

1701
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,640
It's outrageous.

1702
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:22,040
There was a row of young men behind him raising their hand,

1703
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:23,800
saluting Hitler.

1704
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,000
That wasn't high Hitler.

1705
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,160
She's so full of shit.

1706
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,160
She's so full of shit.

1707
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,200
She's the most corrupt.

1708
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,000
So basically, if there's a picture of her

1709
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,880
out there with one arm raised, is she doing it?

1710
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:33,720
But she has to be.

1711
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,120
Of course.

1712
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:35,880
Look it up.

1713
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,160
According to her.

1714
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,680
Hillary Clinton with hand raised.

1715
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,520
I'm kidding.

1716
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:41,760
You don't have to do that.

1717
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,120
And don't put nude either.

1718
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:43,640
No.

1719
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,140
No.

1720
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,880
Well, one of you always says, add nude to that.

1721
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,400
It's usually Sean.

1722
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,400
Well, it is me, usually.

1723
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,920
Just not Hillary.

1724
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,680
So I don't know.

1725
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,280
Am I allowed to continue with some of these stories

1726
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,760
if you're going to complain about the website?

1727
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,240
No.

1728
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,040
I mean, they're ridiculous.

1729
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,560
OK.

1730
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,640
Well, so are you going to bring some up?

1731
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:06,120
Yeah.

1732
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,960
Are there any more donkey dicks?

1733
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,760
Let's talk about the Russian school shooting.

1734
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:12,520
Go on.

1735
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,640
I don't know anything about it.

1736
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,560
Oh, you didn't hear about this?

1737
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,800
I heard about it, but I don't know any facts or anything.

1738
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,240
I'm just saying, it's like worldwide.

1739
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,860
Doesn't matter how restrictive the gun control is,

1740
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:24,160
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1741
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,560
School shootings are happening.

1742
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,360
And I don't understand it.

1743
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,440
Why is that an outlet?

1744
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,120
So at least 17 killed in Russia, 11 children,

1745
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,760
and six adults after a man opened fire to school

1746
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,200
in central Russia on Monday.

1747
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,760
It's just as tragic as what happened in Yuvalde.

1748
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,760
Do they have any gun control over there?

1749
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:42,560
Tons.

1750
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,080
Do they?

1751
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:43,720
Yeah.

1752
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:44,240
Do they really?

1753
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:44,560
Yes, they do.

1754
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,240
In Russia?

1755
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:45,680
Yeah.

1756
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,880
Restrictive gun control.

1757
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:47,280
What do you mean?

1758
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,520
You don't a lot of guns.

1759
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,120
Well, I mean, I don't know how tight it is,

1760
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,120
but they said that was the point of the article I read,

1761
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,840
was restrictive, meaning they have better gun control.

1762
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,380
The local authority said at least 24 people were injured,

1763
00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:03,440
some severely in the attack in the high school in the city,

1764
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,720
about 600 miles from Moscow.

1765
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,760
I'll make it one of the deadliest school shootings

1766
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,760
Russia has ever suffered.

1767
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,720
22 children were among the two dozen injured

1768
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,560
in the shooting.

1769
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,080
Two teachers, two security guards

1770
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,120
were among the dead, according to the region's governor.

1771
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,200
They identified the shooter as a 34-year-old former student

1772
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,080
at the school.

1773
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,560
Russia's investigative committee,

1774
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:26,440
which handles serious crimes, identified the artisan stuff

1775
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,640
as posted a video showing his body lying in a pool of blood.

1776
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,680
He self-selected.

1777
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,120
Well, 34, either they graduate very late over there,

1778
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,680
or he held a grudge for an extremely long time.

1779
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,080
Long time.

1780
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,280
Former student.

1781
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,720
Apparently, he shot himself.

1782
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,800
Some teacher probably touched his pee-pee.

1783
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,240
Probably.

1784
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,000
That, or he wanted to transition,

1785
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,120
and they didn't let him.

1786
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,400
He wanted that apparatus to wear on his shirt.

1787
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:58,120
Oh, he wanted the big wood shop apparatus.

1788
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,160
I don't know, man.

1789
00:58:59,160 --> 00:58:59,640
It's weird.

1790
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:00,600
I don't know why I brought that up.

1791
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,100
I'm sorry.

1792
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:02,400
I shouldn't have brought that up.

1793
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,640
Well, there's a

1794
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,400
But it's not fascinating.

1795
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,080
It's not the right word.

1796
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,960
This seems to be worldwide.

1797
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,000
I mean, this is not a Western culture thing.

1798
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,280
This is not a America exclusive thing.

1799
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,400
It happened to Sweden.

1800
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,480
It's not, but I think it happens more over here.

1801
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,440
I guess so.

1802
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,440
I guess so.

1803
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,920
This is what happens in Europe.

1804
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,080
It happens in Russia.

1805
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,560
I know, but China.

1806
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,080
It seems like it happens once a year over here.

1807
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,580
Yeah.

1808
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:31,400
And in places where you literally can't get guns,

1809
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,160
they stab.

1810
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,360
They go on a stabbing spree.

1811
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,440
Yeah, that happens too.

1812
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,440
In China, like a lot.

1813
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,360
It's just weird.

1814
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,600
I don't understand what's the fascination with killing

1815
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:40,120
children.

1816
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,800
Why?

1817
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,480
Is it the attention?

1818
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,520
Is shock value of killing children?

1819
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:50,320
I think some of it over here is they see the attention

1820
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,880
that these kids get or these people get.

1821
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,380
Copycat.

1822
00:59:53,380 --> 00:59:54,840
They want some of that, but there's also

1823
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,640
other motivations behind that as well, right?

1824
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,280
Hey, I'm mental in the brain or this whatever.

1825
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,080
Whatever the reason.

1826
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,680
But I think part of it is the press coverage.

1827
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,160
And I think if they stopped just talking about it,

1828
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,160
you know, maybe the local news, hey, this happened.

1829
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,520
But why does it have to be national news?

1830
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,760
So how would that go?

1831
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,120
That's a great question.

1832
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,800
So if they literally suppressed it entirely

1833
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:24,040
to where people who knew it happened in their local town

1834
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,080
looked at the news nationally and went like, oh my god,

1835
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,480
they're not covering this at all.

1836
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,280
Like literally suppressing the whole thing.

1837
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,600
And the reason why they're doing it is to not give.

1838
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,200
Not to give them any attention.

1839
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,520
Yeah, so how would that go over though?

1840
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,040
It would be fine with me.

1841
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:39,640
I think it'd be person to person, right?

1842
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,400
If you're the kind of person who's like,

1843
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,120
I feel slighted because every other school shooting

1844
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,560
got coverage and this one didn't.

1845
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,440
Right, and they're trying to make it seem like it's not

1846
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,040
a problem, but it is a problem.

1847
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,800
And why are they not shining a light on it?

1848
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,600
And I think in these days, it'd be

1849
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,600
impossible because you have all these people who

1850
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,920
probably live in that city who are like,

1851
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,560
we just had this school shooting.

1852
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,060
Facebook.

1853
01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:02,920
And it's going to get out.

1854
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,480
Social media.

1855
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,880
Then all the questions are going to be going,

1856
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,120
well, how come the press is covering us?

1857
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,000
How come the press is covering us?

1858
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,360
Oh, and it'd go viral, right?

1859
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:08,880
Yeah.

1860
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,440
I mean, it's so easy for stupid shit to go viral.

1861
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,400
All the time.

1862
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,560
Yeah, I really dislike social media.

1863
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:19,760
Like the one of the woman in Walmart,

1864
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,680
screaming her head off because she cut in line.

1865
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,640
She cut in line.

1866
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,680
And she cut in line.

1867
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,680
And some dude was trying to confront her.

1868
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,180
Hey, man.

1869
01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:29,240
And some guy was like, hey, man, you cut in line.

1870
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,120
But she freaked out saying, you can't touch me.

1871
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:31,800
Don't touch me.

1872
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,120
He's like, I'm not touching you.

1873
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,040
And she was throwing his shit, like,

1874
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,600
picked up his stuff out of his cart and started throwing it.

1875
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,600
And he was like, I'm trying to pick up the stuff

1876
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:40,640
that she threw.

1877
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,280
Screaming bloody murder.

1878
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,640
That's a girl that just needs to be bitch slapped.

1879
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,000
Did you hear her when they are leading the dude away,

1880
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,720
like, hey, man, there's something wrong with this chick.

1881
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,400
Repeatedly.

1882
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,040
Let's just walk you away.

1883
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,160
Did you hear her screaming in the background?

1884
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:56,920
Oh, yeah.

1885
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:57,800
Like he got worse.

1886
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,360
It did.

1887
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,000
Well, she said it if you're the beginning.

1888
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,120
He's got the video up right now.

1889
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:02,800
Well, it says.

1890
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,480
And her mask is down below her nose.

1891
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,360
I was raped.

1892
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,600
I can't.

1893
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,960
She has a kid backpack on.

1894
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,240
Yeah, rewind this.

1895
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,880
And she's shaking.

1896
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,280
It's ridiculous.

1897
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,120
And I don't believe that she was raped.

1898
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,760
I think she used that as an excuse.

1899
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:21,240
I can't go down.

1900
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,040
I can't be fucking touched.

1901
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,160
I didn't touch you, man.

1902
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,280
I was pranked not that long ago, and I can't stand another man

1903
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,440
touching me.

1904
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,560
Well, no one did that.

1905
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,120
Is this a prank?

1906
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,520
It's a prank, you say?

1907
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:35,240
Baby, well, go away.

1908
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,080
You need to go away.

1909
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,520
This is a fucking problem.

1910
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,360
I need to leave?

1911
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:39,880
No, no, no.

1912
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,920
Just walk over.

1913
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:41,680
I still got.

1914
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,480
I still got.

1915
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,560
OK.

1916
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,360
She threw some of my stuff.

1917
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,160
OK, you go just let me do another thing.

1918
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:48,280
I'll handle the fine, though.

1919
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,440
I'm so sorry.

1920
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:50,920
No, you're not.

1921
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:51,720
You're not sorry.

1922
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,920
Well, she wasn't sorry when she cut in line and screamed.

1923
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,040
I didn't see you.

1924
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,360
To make it.

1925
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,600
Oh, I just asked her if she saw anyone in line.

1926
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,760
Just fucking leave.

1927
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,360
Just go.

1928
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:02,880
Leave.

1929
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,920
Oh, my God.

1930
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,720
Now watch.

1931
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,480
Listen, listen.

1932
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:08,480
What was Chris?

1933
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,960
What was Chris?

1934
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,440
Just to calm everything down.

1935
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,920
Shit.

1936
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:16,880
Good Lord.

1937
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,560
You think she started screaming?

1938
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,920
She started screaming like she'd be stabbed in the throat.

1939
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:21,760
Let's stop for a second.

1940
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,400
Let's stop.

1941
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,840
Let's analyze what's going on, because I mean,

1942
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,280
on the outside, we're laughing.

1943
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,680
But did you hear what she just said?

1944
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,400
She said she was just recently raped.

1945
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,320
Yes.

1946
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:32,920
Yeah.

1947
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,000
Do you believe that?

1948
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Does it matter?

1949
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:35,520
Well, sure.

1950
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,040
Aren't you supposed to believe all women?

1951
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,720
No.

1952
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,200
Hold on.

1953
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,640
And so why does getting called out on cutting in line

1954
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,040
allow you to act that way?

1955
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,720
And why is she wearing a child's backpack?

1956
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:48,760
All right, look, look, look, look.

1957
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,640
I'm going to play devil's advocate.

1958
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,440
There's something wrong with this woman.

1959
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,880
First of all, there's a lot of girls her age,

1960
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,480
she looked like a mid-20s, that dress like that.

1961
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,000
All right?

1962
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,320
That wear children's backpacks.

1963
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:01,160
There are a lot of kids her age that dress like that.

1964
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,760
It's a fact.

1965
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,040
All right, number one, clear that up.

1966
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,080
Number two, if she did get raped, not saying that,

1967
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,720
let's go to the other one.

1968
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:11,840
She cut in line.

1969
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,440
Is it possible she didn't see that guy?

1970
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,440
It is possible.

1971
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,280
We weren't there.

1972
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,040
We didn't see it.

1973
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,920
But he just said, did you not see that there was a line?

1974
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:20,960
He was calm.

1975
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:21,480
OK.

1976
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,760
But at that time, she was startled,

1977
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,240
because she'd just been raped.

1978
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,640
Well, if he would have said, I've just been raped as well.

1979
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,000
I just got out of jail.

1980
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,080
That doesn't really.

1981
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,080
That doesn't equate.

1982
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:32,920
It doesn't equate.

1983
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,280
I'm not buying it.

1984
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,880
I'm literally.

1985
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,400
I am absolutely not buying it either.

1986
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,480
I'm not buying it at all.

1987
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,200
This is her.

1988
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:45,320
This is her way of absolving.

1989
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,680
She did something she wasn't supposed to do.

1990
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,920
She wasn't going to take accountability for it.

1991
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,920
And since she wanted to turn it on him,

1992
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:58,520
blamed a situation on what happened to her.

1993
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,320
Right?

1994
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,960
I mean, I call it bullshit.

1995
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,760
Unless it does truly come out that she really was raped,

1996
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,160
all right, I'll give her some benefit of the doubt then.

1997
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,360
It doesn't justify this reaction.

1998
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,920
It doesn't just, no.

1999
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,120
I don't think it does.

2000
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:10,600
It doesn't.

2001
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,960
It made me feel a little more sympathy, though.

2002
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,480
But it doesn't excuse what she did.

2003
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,520
It does not justify this reaction.

2004
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,640
There's something seriously wrong with this woman.

2005
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,600
Yeah.

2006
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,880
Someone needs to spend a couple of weeks bitch slapping her.

2007
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,240
And are you sure about this?

2008
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,160
Wearing children's backpacks is a fad?

2009
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,400
Man, I mean, my daughter.

2010
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:29,880
Are you kidding me?

2011
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,440
How old do you think she is?

2012
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,440
She's probably 27.

2013
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,840
Well, my daughter's 25.

2014
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,960
And she's got some weird shit like that.

2015
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,800
Really?

2016
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,360
I mean, she doesn't look as stupid.

2017
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,800
Well, maybe not.

2018
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:44,680
Producer, is that my speaking truthful?

2019
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,760
God, I hope that's not a fad.

2020
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,760
That's so pathetic.

2021
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,120
Really?

2022
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:53,400
We have 27-year-old women acting like nine-year-olds?

2023
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,200
She has a gnarly sized backpack.

2024
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,000
Normally.

2025
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,520
I know.

2026
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,320
Oh, that's what it is.

2027
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,920
She's acting like a child.

2028
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,440
Literally acting like a six-year-old, I would say.

2029
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:06,240
She's probably mid to late 20s, is my guess.

2030
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,400
You know what I loved about this video, though?

2031
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,480
The woman, he goes, I have to leave.

2032
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,320
And she goes, oh, no, no, no, no.

2033
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:15,920
We're just going to take you to another register.

2034
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,680
Instead of, yeah, you need to leave.

2035
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,160
I don't know what you did to her.

2036
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,480
Or you know what I mean?

2037
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:28,280
Too often, too often, the guy or the perceived

2038
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,200
aggressor, doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl,

2039
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,520
doesn't matter what race you are,

2040
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,920
doesn't matter what gender you are,

2041
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,840
is perceived to be the one in the wrong,

2042
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,200
like guilty until proven innocent.

2043
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:38,840
Right.

2044
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,240
Right?

2045
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,880
And she's like, oh, no, no, no, no.

2046
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,720
Clearly, everybody's looking at this girl going, yeah.

2047
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,240
Well, I think in this video, there's something wrong with her.

2048
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:51,400
I think she's the one who's getting the bad rap here.

2049
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:55,240
And they're like, just buy your shit and get the fuck out.

2050
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:55,640
Yeah.

2051
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:56,840
Even this lady here in the red.

2052
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:57,840
As quick as possible.

2053
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,200
Even this lady here in the red is like, no one's touching you.

2054
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,560
No one's doing anything.

2055
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,480
Yeah, just chill.

2056
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,440
Yeah.

2057
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,880
Just nauseating.

2058
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,800
You guys play the lottery at all?

2059
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,320
No.

2060
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,160
Not at all.

2061
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:10,680
I'd like to.

2062
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,560
I just never think of it.

2063
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,320
That's apparently a tax on the stupid,

2064
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,160
but I would like to play if I would think of it.

2065
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,000
Interesting.

2066
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,480
So you know what?

2067
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,000
What if we were to do this?

2068
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,920
What if we were to make a commitment?

2069
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,120
Pull our money?

2070
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,360
Yeah, essentially.

2071
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,320
$1,000 each?

2072
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:25,760
No.

2073
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,840
No, no, no, no, no.

2074
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,240
I'm talking about something.

2075
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,440
I don't know how often the lottery comes out.

2076
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,720
Is that weekly, monthly, or daily?

2077
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:36,880
It's twice a week for the Texas two-step,

2078
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,160
or whatever it's called.

2079
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,920
So I mean, let's make a decision right now.

2080
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,280
If we were, let's pick one.

2081
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,680
Do we want to spend $5 a week?

2082
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,000
Yeah, your odds really don't go up the more money you spend.

2083
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:48,400
No.

2084
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:49,240
Doesn't matter.

2085
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,080
That's what I mean.

2086
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:53,840
Why put in $100 when $5 will give you the same type of odds?

2087
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,200
Well, OK.

2088
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:58,320
But what I'm asking you is, how much do you want to invest?

2089
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:58,840
Let's just say.

2090
01:07:58,840 --> 01:07:59,880
I said $5.

2091
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,120
I said $5.

2092
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:01,920
No, I said $5.

2093
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:02,680
I said $5.

2094
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,080
Rewind the tape.

2095
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:04,880
There's not tape.

2096
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:05,760
It's digital.

2097
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,680
Same thing.

2098
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:07,920
You know what's interesting?

2099
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,120
I was told that one of the ways that you

2100
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,280
That would make sense at all.

2101
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:14,560
It's not about increasing your odds.

2102
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:20,200
It's about increasing your winnings if you do get lucky.

2103
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,320
In other words, instead of buying one ticket

2104
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,440
of the same numbers, you buy 10 tickets

2105
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:31,360
of the exact same numbers in various combinations.

2106
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,480
Does that make sense at all?

2107
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,000
Is that making sense?

2108
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,800
Because that's what I remember them saying.

2109
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:37,360
I don't know.

2110
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:44,120
So what you do is you buy $10 of the same combination.

2111
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,600
Yeah, I'm going to disagree.

2112
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,400
I'm not saying you're wrong.

2113
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,520
I mean, it's really too much to digest.

2114
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,480
I mean, I do understand if you have six numbers,

2115
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,480
let's just say you have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

2116
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,240
Because they can be in different, in certain orders

2117
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,880
matters, right?

2118
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,240
I don't know if it matters.

2119
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,840
I don't think so.

2120
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,520
But here, my point is, my point is

2121
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:05,680
is that if we were to spend, like we

2122
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,960
would replay every single week.

2123
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,600
Let's say I go one week.

2124
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,800
Oh, I know what it is.

2125
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,480
Sorry, go ahead.

2126
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,800
No, what is it?

2127
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:18,640
OK, so how many numbers are there in the five?

2128
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,400
Five or six.

2129
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,360
So if you were to pick 10 numbers, 10 numbers,

2130
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:33,800
you do 10 combinations of those same, of those same,

2131
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,760
you know what I mean?

2132
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,680
You pick 10 numbers.

2133
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,880
This is really a big deal.

2134
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:37,680
I know, I know.

2135
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:42,800
And you do 10 iterations of the different 10 numbers.

2136
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,280
And that way, my point is, when the numbers hit,

2137
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,880
when the numbers hit, like six of those numbers hit,

2138
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:54,920
you hit three, four, five, six out of those 10.

2139
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,760
Because you're pulling the same numbers.

2140
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,280
Yeah.

2141
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,080
Does that make sense?

2142
01:09:59,080 --> 01:09:59,280
Yes.

2143
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,160
You win over and over and over.

2144
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:00,800
Yes.

2145
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,400
So it doesn't increase your odds.

2146
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,200
But it increases the amount of money you win.

2147
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,000
If you do win.

2148
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,560
If you do win, correct.

2149
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,800
So but still, back to the original thing.

2150
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,720
I mean, would you guys be interested in buying

2151
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:11,800
a weekly ticket together?

2152
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,520
That'd be fun.

2153
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,160
I mean, just saying, if we were to just make a commitment,

2154
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,760
hey, I'm buying 20 bucks.

2155
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,040
I tell you what, we go buy bourbon every Friday.

2156
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,480
We could always buy lottery tickets as part of that run.

2157
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,600
I say we do that.

2158
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,960
What are the drawings?

2159
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,640
It's Wednesday and Friday for the Texas Lotto.

2160
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:27,400
What time Friday?

2161
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,000
Well, let's look that up.

2162
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,680
I think at 10 o'clock is right there.

2163
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,680
I used to see it on the news.

2164
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,440
That's when they read the numbers.

2165
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:35,960
Yeah.

2166
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:36,520
Well, isn't that?

2167
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,760
I remember seeing the news where they'd have the Lotto.

2168
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,280
Oh, yeah.

2169
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,760
I guess our point is, we can buy them Friday and then win

2170
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,560
Friday.

2171
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,000
Correct.

2172
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:44,760
Oh, yeah, yeah.

2173
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,520
Well, let's do that.

2174
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,560
Well, and they also have the mega millions, right?

2175
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,640
The billion dollar or whatever.

2176
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,160
Whatever.

2177
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,240
I say we just play it and have fun with it.

2178
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,000
And it's a small investment.

2179
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,480
And who knows?

2180
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,720
Maybe you win.

2181
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,240
You can't win if you don't play.

2182
01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,560
That's what everyone says.

2183
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,640
You ever seen that ad where there's

2184
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:05,160
a guy that they read the numbers on the TV,

2185
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,280
and he pulls his car.

2186
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,680
He pulled his ticket out, and he looks at it,

2187
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,520
and he matched it all.

2188
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,680
And he won $2 million.

2189
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,680
Because the problem they have is, when it's $2 million,

2190
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:21,400
no one plays when it's 30, 40, like when the bank is rolling.

2191
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,480
And so the guy looks at it, and he wins $2 million,

2192
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:24,960
and he goes, eh.

2193
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:28,600
And he throws it back in the drawer, and he closes the drawer.

2194
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,480
And then the commercial ends with, $2 million

2195
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,080
is a lot of money.

2196
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:33,920
It's funny.

2197
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,480
Well, not when you've got to pay 75% or whatever it is.

2198
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:37,800
Oh, it's not that much.

2199
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,120
No more than 50.

2200
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,440
Well, there was a Missouri woman.

2201
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:44,520
She said that she was shocked with a Powerball ticket that

2202
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,280
was forgotten in her purse for over a month.

2203
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,200
It happened.

2204
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,000
Turned out to be a $50,000 winner.

2205
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,800
The St. Louis County woman told a Missouri lottery official,

2206
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,040
she bought the Powerball ticket for a July 16 drawing

2207
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:00,920
at a Walmart store in Manchester and tucked it in her purse,

2208
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:03,000
and then she just forgot about it.

2209
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,120
Well, two people just won the $1.2 billion,

2210
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,360
or however big that thing was.

2211
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:07,880
Oh, Lord.

2212
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,280
Can you imagine that?

2213
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:09,840
I can.

2214
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:10,560
Insane.

2215
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,960
Dudes like us going on the road.

2216
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,920
It was the biggest or the second largest?

2217
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,720
I think we talked about this in the podcast before.

2218
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:19,640
What would we do?

2219
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,040
What would be the first thing we do?

2220
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:26,280
We ought to talk about paying off our homes and buying an RV.

2221
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:27,160
If I won that much.

2222
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:28,880
I would do all that.

2223
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:33,800
If I won that much, I'd probably retire, volunteer work,

2224
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,720
do stuff like that that made me happy.

2225
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,640
And then I would take care of my family, friends, and that's it.

2226
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:41,840
I would take care of friends.

2227
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,680
I would take care of family.

2228
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:46,200
You have to be really careful because those people come out

2229
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:46,880
of the woodwork.

2230
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:48,360
Oh, they do.

2231
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,800
They're like, hey, I could use $100,000.

2232
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,000
Oh, and everybody finds out that you won.

2233
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:53,500
Yeah.

2234
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:54,920
They do.

2235
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,520
Or you can be anonymous in some states.

2236
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,120
In some states, you can't be.

2237
01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:58,640
Yeah, I know.

2238
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,080
Isn't that crazy?

2239
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,320
Why would you not have the right to be anonymous

2240
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,040
in every single situation?

2241
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:04,520
Right.

2242
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:07,600
And then I'd buy me some toys, and I'd save the rest.

2243
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,960
Like Light Bright?

2244
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,200
Like a Light Bright in a Spirograph.

2245
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,040
Really?

2246
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,120
I would buy the Atari.

2247
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,960
Maybe a Top.

2248
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,360
Oh, a Top?

2249
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,960
Like what kind of Top?

2250
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,600
Now, you're a big spender.

2251
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:23,160
Yeah.

2252
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,160
You'd one of those people that would blow it all

2253
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,600
in the first five days.

2254
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,520
I would.

2255
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,200
I don't.

2256
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,280
I would be extremely reserved.

2257
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,120
I don't require a lot.

2258
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,360
You're not reserved now.

2259
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,840
Why do you think you'd be reserved with a ton of money?

2260
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,960
Out of your mind, of course I'm reserved.

2261
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,120
Are you?

2262
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:41,960
Oh, I'm just going to buy another microphone.

2263
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,880
I'm not the one on Facebook buying all these accessories

2264
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:45,960
for my bicycle.

2265
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:46,560
Hold on.

2266
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,080
That's you throwing that in my face.

2267
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,720
Well, I mean, you're throwing and saying, I'm not.

2268
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:51,960
I mean, who are you?

2269
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,160
Who am I?

2270
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,880
So I don't have money to be spending.

2271
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,000
So there you go.

2272
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:57,840
Well, there you go.

2273
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,760
And if I had money, I would be doing things for other people,

2274
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,440
like pimping up this podcast.

2275
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:04,680
Like buying another microphone.

2276
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:07,920
Buy another mic, getting a bigger TV,

2277
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,200
insulating the room.

2278
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,600
Maybe like a disco ball.

2279
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,520
I like what this is going.

2280
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:12,920
Maybe.

2281
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,680
I do, too.

2282
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:14,320
Yeah.

2283
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:17,760
Maybe some butt massagers on the chairs.

2284
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,600
I think I've always wanted to put the star field

2285
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:21,480
on the ceiling.

2286
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:22,600
All right, I'm into that.

2287
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:22,920
Ooh.

2288
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:23,320
Yeah.

2289
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:24,200
Like a planetarium.

2290
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,000
We can all take turns jerking off on the ceiling

2291
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:26,920
and put some black lights.

2292
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:27,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2293
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:28,320
Is that what you're talking about?

2294
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:28,800
No.

2295
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:29,280
No.

2296
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:30,280
Lost me again.

2297
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,480
Not exactly.

2298
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,320
But now you just buy those little things and it projects.

2299
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,800
You talking about penises?

2300
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:36,440
No.

2301
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,800
It doesn't project your penis.

2302
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,920
It doesn't project your.

2303
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,480
It's a planetarium.

2304
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:44,360
It shows like little dancing stars on the ceiling.

2305
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,280
So instead of, because when I looked at it,

2306
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,520
when they built this house 20 years ago, they're like,

2307
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,200
they have that.

2308
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,360
And you're like having to put fiber optics and shit

2309
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:52,000
in the ceiling.

2310
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,240
I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing any of that shit.

2311
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,360
Well, hold on.

2312
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,800
What?

2313
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,440
They had that as an option?

2314
01:14:58,440 --> 01:14:58,920
No.

2315
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:00,440
I was looking into it because I was going to do it.

2316
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:01,480
I was like, well, I want to not.

2317
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,400
It's fiber optics in the ceiling.

2318
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,600
So basically, they have a bunch of these fiber optics cables.

2319
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,240
And they're silly.

2320
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:11,200
They're like little tiny 22 gauge filaments.

2321
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:11,840
Yeah.

2322
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,280
And they were going to put those all over the ceiling.

2323
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,760
Well, you burrow into the ceiling, constellations,

2324
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,520
and little holes.

2325
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,840
And they hang down?

2326
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:21,800
Well, no.

2327
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,120
They're surface flush.

2328
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,560
They're flush to the thing.

2329
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:28,400
And over on that side, you have a big bundle,

2330
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,920
a big fat bundle of them.

2331
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,560
So you know, when light hits that bundle,

2332
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:36,440
it projects through the tube and comes through the tube

2333
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:37,280
and follows it up.

2334
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,280
I think that's super cool.

2335
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,000
I just have never heard of that.

2336
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,880
Well, it's been around for quite some time.

2337
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,960
Like, your house was built a long time ago.

2338
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:44,600
So.

2339
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:45,760
Well, it's not that long ago.

2340
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:46,880
But that's what I was going to have to do.

2341
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:47,600
It's a very old technology.

2342
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:50,680
And I was like, I didn't want to deal with that.

2343
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:54,840
But now, they have the thing that projects.

2344
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:59,680
Well, I mean, it's no different than the Halloween or Christmas

2345
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,280
things that you put in your front yard.

2346
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:02,360
Holy shit.

2347
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,280
Halloween's coming up.

2348
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:04,440
We've got to be getting ready.

2349
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,600
Shine shit on your house.

2350
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,640
Yeah, I don't like those.

2351
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,320
You don't think that'd be cool in here?

2352
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,040
No.

2353
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:13,880
We do a podcast with it'd be like being at the roller rink.

2354
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,800
Got to be sick.

2355
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:21,160
Now, we got to do a Dude's Like Us gift to my future brother-in-law,

2356
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,240
Wes.

2357
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:22,920
We do?

2358
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:23,440
We do.

2359
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,600
Are they getting married anytime soon?

2360
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,000
I don't know when the date is.

2361
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:27,840
I think that it may.

2362
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,600
Are they engaged?

2363
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,480
Yes.

2364
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,680
So I never heard that they were officially engaged.

2365
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,640
Yeah, they went to Fort Worth.

2366
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:38,400
He rented a buggy, and they did a bunch of different stuff.

2367
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,040
And then he proposed and stuff.

2368
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,360
How long ago was this?

2369
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:41,800
I don't know.

2370
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,040
Quite some time ago.

2371
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,160
I did not know that.

2372
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,440
I don't know when he's pulled the trigger.

2373
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,200
And I don't know when they're going to pull the trigger

2374
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,040
and actually do it.

2375
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,640
But it's none of my business.

2376
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:53,960
However, what I'm driving to is that he's out of town right now.

2377
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:54,880
Or he was out of town.

2378
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,280
He had some job in Colorado for a while.

2379
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:03,800
And his fiancee, or such girlfriend, birthday came up.

2380
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,480
Yes.

2381
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,520
Somebody didn't recognize that it was her birthday.

2382
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,080
Oh, no.

2383
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:14,200
I want to make a dude like us plaque saying, Wes and Desiree.

2384
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,200
And then just say, born on this date, marriage.

2385
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,080
Just kind of have some factoids under there.

2386
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:21,800
And I want to give it to him for Christmas.

2387
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,040
I thought that was hilarious.

2388
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,480
Yeah, that would make him feel even worse.

2389
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:26,000
I don't know.

2390
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:26,760
I think it's going to be.

2391
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,960
Look, he's got a good spirit.

2392
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:29,680
I mean, it's not about that at all.

2393
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,200
I think it's kind of funny.

2394
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,320
Give him a little plaque.

2395
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,760
He can hang it up in the office.

2396
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,240
How is that even possible to forget your wife's

2397
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,560
or a fiancee's or girlfriend's birthday?

2398
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:40,440
Pretty buried with work.

2399
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,680
Plus, he's living in a trailer.

2400
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:42,480
I don't know.

2401
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,240
I couldn't forget.

2402
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,520
I couldn't forget.

2403
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,480
Well, you know what?

2404
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:49,720
That's only because I've known my wife for 20-something years.

2405
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:54,080
I mean, he's only known his fiancee for four years,

2406
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:54,600
five years.

2407
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,520
No, longer than that.

2408
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,400
Eh, whatever.

2409
01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,880
Got to be longer than that.

2410
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,920
I mean, I couldn't tell you Jeff's birthday.

2411
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:04,120
I couldn't tell you your birthday.

2412
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,320
I could tell you yours.

2413
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,440
Well, mine's easy.

2414
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,680
Why is mine easy?

2415
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,400
Because I'm an idiot, I guess.

2416
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,000
Do you know Jeff's birthday?

2417
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,120
December 25.

2418
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,040
Very good.

2419
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:23,920
I know yours is whenever I want to have a Halloween party.

2420
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,640
When you want to have a Halloween party.

2421
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,080
My birthday's somewhere in October

2422
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:28,400
where I have my Halloween party.

2423
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:29,720
22nd of October.

2424
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:31,800
And your birthday just kind of passed, didn't it?

2425
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,360
What is it?

2426
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,440
What are my birthdays?

2427
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,360
Mine's May 21.

2428
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,600
How am I going to remember that?

2429
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,480
May 21.

2430
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:42,360
Well, my anniversary is in May.

2431
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,960
How am I going to remember that?

2432
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,800
May 21.

2433
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:45,440
What's yours?

2434
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:46,680
I was in Florida for my birthday.

2435
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,640
Why is yours so, you know, like,

2436
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,520
Mine's easy.

2437
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,040
It's Halloween.

2438
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,480
It's April 2, but I always say April 1,

2439
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,160
because I'm a fool, April Fool's Day.

2440
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,240
So that's how I remember.

2441
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:02,080
In fact, just unknown, you know, I always say my birthday

2442
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,800
is April Fool's on April 1.

2443
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:07,080
Any time I fill out any questionnaire,

2444
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,560
I always put April 1.

2445
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:09,440
But it's not.

2446
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,280
It's not.

2447
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,120
It's the second.

2448
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:12,560
It is the second.

2449
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:15,160
Well, that is easier to remember.

2450
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,600
Yeah, easily.

2451
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,120
21st.

2452
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:20,280
Something must have happened.

2453
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,320
What happened on May 21?

2454
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,440
I was born.

2455
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,720
Other than that, did Abraham Lincoln

2456
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,600
give some sort of famous speech?

2457
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:32,040
Did he give the Gettysburg address?

2458
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:32,840
I have no idea.

2459
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,840
I don't know any history that occurred on that date.

2460
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:35,440
Really?

2461
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:36,720
There had to be something significant

2462
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:37,880
that happened on May 21.

2463
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,640
I don't know.

2464
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,840
My mom did say I watched the man walk on the moon.

2465
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:44,880
Really?

2466
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,360
She put me in front of the TV when I was, like, two weeks old.

2467
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,240
As an infant.

2468
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:48,600
As an infant.

2469
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:49,240
That would be.

2470
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:50,600
I don't recall it, but she did.

2471
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:55,400
That actually would have been a fantastic day to be alive.

2472
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,520
I was.

2473
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:57,040
I know.

2474
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,080
Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly.

2475
01:19:59,080 --> 01:19:59,840
I know you were.

2476
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,760
You were in front of the TV watching it.

2477
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:02,260
Yes.

2478
01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:03,880
That would have been awesome, actually.

2479
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,200
Seriously.

2480
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,720
That is, like, totally epic.

2481
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,880
You know they're trying to go back to the moon?

2482
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,320
They had to move the rocket because of the hurricane.

2483
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:12,800
Yeah.

2484
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,720
Is it manned, or are they just putting a, like a?

2485
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,760
So it's not manned.

2486
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,560
Not yet.

2487
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:22,320
But the rocket, they are, I mean, they're pretty lofty.

2488
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,320
The rocket's fueled.

2489
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:24,920
Is this NASA, or is this private?

2490
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:26,000
NASA.

2491
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,560
So are they going to put a contraption up there,

2492
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:32,080
or a billy, or a scooter?

2493
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,920
I think they're going to launch something that goes around

2494
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:36,080
the moon and comes back.

2495
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:36,580
Oh, OK.

2496
01:20:36,580 --> 01:20:37,400
Just orbit it.

2497
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:38,160
Yeah, orbit it.

2498
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:38,960
That's a big deal.

2499
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:39,480
Hold on.

2500
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,000
Are you saying they're going to put something

2501
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:41,880
to orbit the moon?

2502
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,080
Yeah.

2503
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,080
Man.

2504
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:45,320
It's Artemis.

2505
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:46,440
Am I saying that right?

2506
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,320
We do not.

2507
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:47,800
Oh, yeah.

2508
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:48,760
I did hear about that.

2509
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,160
Yeah, Artemis, which is what?

2510
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:53,640
The sister in Greek mythology of Apollo.

2511
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,800
There you go.

2512
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:55,440
Isn't that cool?

2513
01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:57,560
This is one of Trump's doings.

2514
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,000
Yes, I think it is.

2515
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,080
He put NASA on this track.

2516
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,120
I thought it was Space Force, or Space Force,

2517
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,160
just a division of defense.

2518
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,160
Did you hear the Space Force theme?

2519
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:07,720
No.

2520
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,960
You know how everyone has, every military has?

2521
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,000
Is it Thriller?

2522
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,240
Is it Michael Jackson Thriller?

2523
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,760
That's terrible.

2524
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,160
What does that mean, theme?

2525
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,960
You know, like the Navy theme and the Marine theme.

2526
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,800
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

2527
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:21,600
Yeah, you know it.

2528
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:22,760
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

2529
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:25,800
Well, the Space Force one is terrible.

2530
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:26,320
What is it?

2531
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:27,880
I encourage you to stop doing that.

2532
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:28,360
What?

2533
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,560
That is a fantastic.

2534
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:32,000
That is not a fantastic rendition

2535
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,920
of whatever it is you're doing.

2536
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,200
You don't even know what it is.

2537
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,080
Well, I know.

2538
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,480
That's the reason why it's not fantastic.

2539
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:39,440
It's the Marine I should use at the Air Force?

2540
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:42,640
I thought the Marines was like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

2541
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,880
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

2542
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:45,360
Who knows?

2543
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:46,080
It might be.

2544
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,360
But that was horrible, too.

2545
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:47,840
It is.

2546
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,080
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

2547
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,040
There we go.

2548
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,920
Well, from the Beats of the Wings of the League.

2549
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:56,280
It's always a song that spoke to our guardians, that brought

2550
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,000
to life our motto, semper super.

2551
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,880
It's not a rap, is it?

2552
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:01,200
And I got to be boxed.

2553
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:01,720
Shh.

2554
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:02,640
Shh.

2555
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,720
Jimmy was a natural singer songwriter.

2556
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:07,800
I wanted to make sure that everything that was in the song

2557
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:12,040
would adequately represent all the capabilities

2558
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:15,760
that our Space Force is involved with.

2559
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,840
She's not Semper Supra.

2560
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:20,360
Oh, no.

2561
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,840
We're the mighty boxed fly.

2562
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,720
Guardians beyond the abode.

2563
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,960
Oh, boy.

2564
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:32,200
The invisible front line.

2565
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:36,080
War fighters, brave and true.

2566
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:40,160
Is that all that different than the other ones?

2567
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:44,200
There's no limit to our sky.

2568
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,400
Sending guard both night and day.

2569
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:52,600
We're the Space Force from on high.

2570
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,160
United States State Force.

2571
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,280
Brought to you by Savarté.

2572
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,440
Anyway, there you go.

2573
01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:00,840
No, brought to you by Pfizer.

2574
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:04,400
So when you compare that to the other branches of the military.

2575
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:05,880
Like the Marines?

2576
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,320
Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard.

2577
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:09,200
I mean, they're all very simple things.

2578
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,440
Yeah, I was going to say, is it that bad?

2579
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:12,040
No, no, I don't think so.

2580
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:14,720
They're all kind of very similar, are they not?

2581
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,720
Yeah, they're all simple.

2582
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:18,080
I mean, look, the other divisions

2583
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,880
were written quite some time ago.

2584
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:22,120
So I mean, in fact, there's I mean,

2585
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:24,360
they're people that argue about all kinds of shit.

2586
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:26,120
I mean, they want the Star Spangled Banner rewritten.

2587
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,160
You know, that's not mine.

2588
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:30,280
So this is the that's not my national anthem.

2589
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:30,880
The Marines.

2590
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,560
Here's the Marine one.

2591
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:33,680
Oh, that's the board.

2592
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:35,200
Wow, that hurt my ears a lot.

2593
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:40,080
I mean, it's amazing.

2594
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:40,560
All right.

2595
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:41,320
Well, there you go.

2596
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,960
The Marines him amazing.

2597
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:47,680
I was right.

2598
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:48,200
No.

2599
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:57,280
The Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli.

2600
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:02,600
See, this doesn't sound much better

2601
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:04,560
when you look at it from that perspective.

2602
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:10,000
Well, I mean, when you are in a pomp and circumstance event

2603
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:16,080
and you have dress formals on and this is catchier,

2604
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:17,440
is it catchier?

2605
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,840
Well, you got the drums in the background

2606
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,400
with the marching and stuff.

2607
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,960
You have the drums in the background.

2608
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:22,920
I would do that.

2609
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:24,080
I do the Air Force.

2610
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:24,840
That's a good one.

2611
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:25,840
Oh, good Lord.

2612
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:26,640
Oh, it's a good one.

2613
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:27,840
We're going to do this.

2614
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:29,600
Yeah, we do this for the rest of the ballot

2615
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,880
of the Green Beret and all the green braids.

2616
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:32,640
A good one, too.

2617
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,960
We don't really.

2618
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,840
But I do Air Force.

2619
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:38,920
What's happening?

2620
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,400
Nothing's happening.

2621
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,400
I'm running out of emotion.

2622
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,480
You're not clicking anything.

2623
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:43,000
I know.

2624
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,800
Did you see the Air Force Academy,

2625
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,720
the crap they're doing with their don't.

2626
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:49,640
I'm the wokeness.

2627
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:52,240
You can't see, say mom and dad anymore.

2628
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:53,840
Why can't you say mom and dad?

2629
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,400
Some people may only have a mom.

2630
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:55,920
I can't.

2631
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,400
Some people may only have a dad or some people have to.

2632
01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,880
Well, you fucking tell those.

2633
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:00,560
I can't do it.

2634
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:05,000
I can't let them be fatherless motherfuckers to suck off.

2635
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,040
Wow.

2636
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:07,560
I mean, come on, man.

2637
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:09,800
Grow up.

2638
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:13,000
Yeah, there you go, the anthem of the US Air Force.

2639
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,440
Wild Blue Yonder.

2640
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:20,200
After the wild blue yonder climbing high into the sun.

2641
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:20,960
You're a homo.

2642
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:23,200
Thanks.

2643
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:26,120
Thunder.

2644
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:26,560
All right.

2645
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:27,720
So that's not that bad.

2646
01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:27,960
Yeah.

2647
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:29,440
So I mean, we're really a bit more.

2648
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:30,880
It's not that bad.

2649
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,880
No, I mean, I think it's going to score more points on the karaoke

2650
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:35,920
thing.

2651
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:36,760
That one did not.

2652
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:37,480
They make you.

2653
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,520
Yes, they make you.

2654
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,760
They make you jerk back and forth like you're marching.

2655
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:45,000
The other ones, you can move on.

2656
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,520
I disagree.

2657
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:47,320
I disagree.

2658
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,640
I think they're all cool, including the Space Force.

2659
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,040
Well, how about that?

2660
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:54,680
Maybe it'll grow on me.

2661
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,480
Well, we just have to listen to it every day.

2662
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:57,160
Could be.

2663
01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:58,600
Maybe it will.

2664
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,080
We'll open the podcast.

2665
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:03,680
Every single podcast will open with the Space Force theme.

2666
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,000
The United States Army theme.

2667
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:05,560
Here we go.

2668
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:08,120
I'm sure part of it is we've heard these entire life.

2669
01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,120
Space Force.

2670
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:09,640
Right.

2671
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,160
Exactly.

2672
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:11,160
Approaching.

2673
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,080
Yeah.

2674
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,160
Army strong.

2675
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:15,640
OK.

2676
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,360
Are they going to show a rainbow flag?

2677
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:22,840
Yeah, it would help if they would record something outside

2678
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:24,760
of the AM radio band.

2679
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:26,400
Yeah, no shit.

2680
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:27,960
These are the original recordings.

2681
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:29,440
Yeah, from 1700s.

2682
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,920
It's like Star Wars.

2683
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,040
It's like Lord of the Rings.

2684
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,600
I want to play a game of Risk.

2685
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:41,400
It's the trombones.

2686
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:45,560
We needed the deal that had the words.

2687
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:46,680
Other words to it?

2688
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:47,320
Oh, of course.

2689
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:48,360
Everyone has words.

2690
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:52,200
And the Army goes rolling.

2691
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,760
So Army theme.

2692
01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:59,960
This is like a John Williams theme.

2693
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:03,960
I think it's Avatar.

2694
01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:11,200
I don't know what's happening.

2695
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:12,880
I think his mouse is starting to fail.

2696
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,840
What about the one below it?

2697
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,000
The Army song.

2698
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,000
Yeah.

2699
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,160
Yeah, that would have been good.

2700
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,000
Yeah, there you go.

2701
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,680
All right, so go back to the other screen.

2702
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:21,600
And the Army song.

2703
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:23,000
Army song with lyrics.

2704
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,880
There we go.

2705
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,280
And this will be what we finish with.

2706
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,160
Don't we have Navy?

2707
01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:29,640
Oh, yeah.

2708
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,520
Navy.

2709
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:32,120
Yeah, well, forget about Navy.

2710
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:33,520
Well, we'd have to do this whole one.

2711
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:36,600
Let's just get this shit over with.

2712
01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:37,840
All right, so this is the Army.

2713
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,880
Well, this one has a little bit more bounce to it.

2714
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:43,880
Out the bird.

2715
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:54,320
I guess this really brings out the usage of a piccolo or flute.

2716
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,800
You know, the bad thing about some of these,

2717
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:03,880
I feel bad when you have people that join something

2718
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:08,080
like the military to become a military flautist.

2719
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:08,760
We have done.

2720
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:09,400
What do you do?

2721
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:13,320
Army goes rolling.

2722
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,160
Oh, really?

2723
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:16,640
That kind of cheers me up.

2724
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:19,360
Why would you want to join the United States Marines

2725
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:22,360
and be an HR director?

2726
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,400
All right, you can move on, sir.

2727
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:24,920
Thank you.

2728
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:26,960
One more United States Navy.

2729
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:28,760
And I think we're going to conclude that.

2730
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:31,200
That was interesting.

2731
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:35,200
Isn't that a variation of when the Saints come marching in?

2732
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:38,640
It sounded like it was something similar.

2733
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:42,400
It could have actually, when the Saints come marching in,

2734
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:46,480
could have been stolen from that because that one was probably

2735
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:47,200
way before.

2736
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,440
All right, we're looking for one with the lyrics.

2737
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:51,000
There we go.

2738
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,600
US Navy song Anchors Away.

2739
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,480
Oh, that's not the lyrics.

2740
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:57,640
It's like a fucking Christmas special.

2741
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:09,240
This is like, I mean, honestly, it's

2742
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:13,160
like a Christmas special, but it carries

2743
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:17,760
the spirit of what a lot of the music was in the 50s and 60s.

2744
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:20,560
It was so animated and orchestrated.

2745
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:23,880
It wasn't as balanced as it is today.

2746
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:26,640
It's just different.

2747
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,640
Do the special forces have their own?

2748
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:29,280
You can kill it.

2749
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,520
Like the Green Beret, do they have their own?

2750
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:33,640
Do the Navy SEALs have their own?

2751
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:36,520
Or is it just the main branches of the armed forces?

2752
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,080
I'm sure it's just the main branches.

2753
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:40,480
So we have Coast Guard then.

2754
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:42,280
Coast Guard's not part of the main branches.

2755
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,760
Oh, yeah, they are.

2756
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,440
Yes, they are.

2757
01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:48,320
Now there's six branches of the military.

2758
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:50,560
I thought that Coast Guard was an extension of the Navy.

2759
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:53,440
No, not at all.

2760
01:29:53,440 --> 01:30:21,560
So it's Army, Air Force, Marines.

2761
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:22,600
I've never heard this one.

2762
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,360
Me neither.

2763
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,000
It's my favorite.

2764
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:34,080
We could have used some of this music at the Oktoberfest

2765
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,280
in downtown McKinney.

2766
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:37,880
They had a very odd selection of music.

2767
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:42,160
They had a quartet of gentlemen singing, which they weren't bad,

2768
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:45,040
but it wasn't very Oktoberfest-y.

2769
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,720
The jazz band there at the end?

2770
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:49,640
Yeah, you can kill it, producer.

2771
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:52,000
Yeah, the jazz band didn't make sense to me.

2772
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,280
I thought it was bad music.

2773
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:54,080
They said fit.

2774
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:55,640
They opened up the jazz band.

2775
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:59,560
Oktoberfest is supposed to be like the polka music,

2776
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,120
the accordion.

2777
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:02,480
They had some of that, didn't they not?

2778
01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:03,920
The people in leader clothes out there.

2779
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,760
They had no polka music?

2780
01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:07,680
They didn't play.

2781
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,320
They played zero polka music.

2782
01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:11,320
I was the only one playing polka music out there.

2783
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,320
Oh, that's unbelievable.

2784
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,160
It's unbelievable.

2785
01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:15,120
Polka music.

2786
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:17,360
That's actually very surprising.

2787
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,120
Yeah, it was jazz.

2788
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:18,760
It's embarrassing.

2789
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:20,760
I mean, I was kind of like, what the hell's going on here?

2790
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:22,800
They're trying to woke everything up.

2791
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,640
No, I think they probably don't have a lot of polka bands

2792
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:26,720
around here.

2793
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,000
I think I was talking to Skedda.

2794
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,840
I was like, they need to talk to me.

2795
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:30,840
Maybe I said it to you.

2796
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:34,280
I was like, whoever got this band needs to have a talk to.

2797
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:34,880
The jazz band.

2798
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,080
Yeah, I was like, it doesn't make sense.

2799
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:37,000
Again, they weren't bad.

2800
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,160
It was just at the very least, they didn't match the groove.

2801
01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:41,680
They could have hired a disc jockey.

2802
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:43,800
Fuck, they could have put Amazon music out there,

2803
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,920
and it would have had a better response.

2804
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:47,560
Yeah, easily.

2805
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:50,640
It probably tempered the feeling for everybody.

2806
01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:51,680
It, look.

2807
01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:54,240
Jazz music is very chilling and slow.

2808
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:58,320
Well, I mean, so the very, I love jazz.

2809
01:31:58,320 --> 01:31:59,320
I mean, I do too.

2810
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:00,800
I enjoy it, but it's just like.

2811
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:02,080
There's a time for that.

2812
01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:03,640
Well, I mean, it would have worked,

2813
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:05,720
but it definitely didn't work what they were doing.

2814
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,360
And it really cost our business a lot of money.

2815
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:10,240
You know, dude.

2816
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:11,720
Did it clear out a bunch of folks?

2817
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:13,160
Man, well, it didn't clear them out.

2818
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:14,240
It never brought them down.

2819
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:15,520
You know, we're kind of a.

2820
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:16,920
You're saying this isn't filtered?

2821
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:17,440
Or outside of.

2822
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:18,280
This was outside.

2823
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:19,520
Right outside.

2824
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:21,760
You know, they have the big band stage out there,

2825
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:24,080
and those band stages are designed

2826
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:27,640
to bring business down, and it just, it was a huge fail.

2827
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:28,480
It didn't work.

2828
01:32:28,480 --> 01:32:31,640
They had Tup's Brewery out there that gave this long ass hour

2829
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:34,120
and a half speech on how to make beer

2830
01:32:34,120 --> 01:32:35,760
and how they process they do it.

2831
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,720
Who gives a shit about that?

2832
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:39,160
No offense, Tup's Brewery.

2833
01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,480
I love your beer.

2834
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:41,240
But.

2835
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:41,840
Hour and a half?

2836
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:42,600
There's an hour plus.

2837
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:43,160
Wow, that's a long time.

2838
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,800
Maybe it was an hour, but it was an extended period

2839
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:46,560
where it felt like an hour and a half.

2840
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,720
Was there a big crowd?

2841
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,360
Debbie Downer, apologize for this, guys.

2842
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:54,320
The dudes like us, this is September 27th.

2843
01:32:54,320 --> 01:32:56,760
And we are signing off.

2844
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,880
There was a good tin cup tenure.

2845
01:32:58,880 --> 01:32:59,720
It actually was.

2846
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:00,360
It was good.

2847
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:00,880
It was good.

2848
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:01,680
It wasn't bad.

2849
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:03,120
Sean liked it so much he didn't finish it.

2850
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:04,080
Yeah, you didn't finish it.

2851
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:06,160
Well, I'm going to finish it right now.

2852
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,280
All right, well, I'm Sean.

2853
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:07,800
I'm Paul.

2854
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:08,560
And I'm Jeff.

2855
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:09,200
Thank you, guys.

2856
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:12,000
And a shout out to our producer, Mr. Austin.

2857
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:18,280
We st Есть.