Oh, guess I'll try an alpha brain.
How long does it take to start working?
Like instant?
I don't know.
That's not Hispanic.
I have no idea.
It kicks in about four hours later.
Yeah, as I go to bed, my dreams will be very vivid.
No, I know we're not sponsored by Alpha Brain.
No Alpha Brain Alpha Brain memory and focus.
So I take one of these and you know, I think it's like three cases of those, right?
You know, I write reports and it really helps me articulate a little bit better.
I think those words you're trying to reach for that puts them in within grasp, like the
word articulate, like the word articulate.
Some of the words you learn here on the podcast.
Most of them.
Yeah.
It's a whenever you open your mouth, you have I learned like fall where October's coming
around.
It's September 27th.
Dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I am Paul.
And this is Jeff.
It is technically fall.
Now, the first day I think was Monday.
Oh, really?
First day of fall.
Yeah.
I tell you what, this is the first really I wouldn't I don't want to say cool week, but
big difference.
Either Sunday or Monday was first day.
I'll tell you what, you couldn't tell it over this past weekend with the Oktoberfest downtown
McKinney.
Oh, was it pretty steamy?
Oh, God bless.
The sun was out there is nice.
Well, you know what?
It was nice where we were at because we were in the shade.
We were drinking.
It was very comfortable where we were at.
But God bless you walk up the street with the sun baking on you.
That's a deal breaker.
Yeah, I was at the Arkansas Aggie game.
And yeah, we were walking across the parking lot.
It was pretty pretty steamy.
Yeah.
But but we were, you know, kind of saucy.
It could have been an exciting game to watch.
A little disappointing for those Arkansas fans, but exciting to watch for the fans.
But you're a graduate of A&M.
So, you know.
Yeah, it's a tough one.
Everybody was asking me, are you in for Arkansas?
Of course, because I've you know, I've got two boys that one went there and one's going
there.
But my wife and I both graduated from A&M.
So yeah, no, you were like that's my opinion.
So we were all in a suite that was.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we took the chopper to the stadium.
Chopper, yeah, he was running late.
His wife was like, get to the chopper.
OK, no, we didn't go take a chopper, but it was crazy.
There were choppers that were coming in and out and landing on the helipad and, you know,
just like like seriously, you would do it in a second.
I would 100 percent if I would have a free helicopter ride.
I could afford it.
Yes.
You need to be there in five minutes or you're going to lose your seats.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you can afford a chopper in something tells me you wouldn't lose your seat.
I agree.
Anyway, somehow my brother in law landed the suite from a vendor and it was pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
But you know what?
And this is going to sound so shitty because you're like, really, you're complaining?
No food, no drinks.
Really?
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Could you bring your food?
You said there were drinks.
That's what they told us.
They said food.
There's going to be like all you can eat food and the drinks.
You got to pay for them, but they'll have drinks there.
So none of that.
So you did not have that happened.
So you didn't even have opportunities to purchase food or drinks.
Well, yeah, we had to leave the suite and go with the commoners.
Oh, you had to go procure them and come back.
Good Lord.
Didn't you have like a butler?
Well, then somebody.
Yeah.
Then somebody called one of them and then they started.
Yeah.
We started ordering drinks.
Is that a spell?
Ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Yeah.
But you know, it went bad.
Herman Munster guy.
So I bought.
Was it the Munsters?
You know how it is.
And they were 25 bucks a piece.
What I just heard.
So 50 bucks for two drinks.
Fifty dollars for two drinks.
Oh, were these bottles?
No, no, no.
But it's interesting you say that because then one of the guy that that managed to get
the suite was like, you know, looking at the little price sheet or something and he was
talking to the waitress lady that came into the suite.
It's cheaper if we just buy the bottles like you can buy bottles of stuff instead of whatever.
And we're like, well, hell yeah, let's just do that.
It ended up being like one hundred and twenty dollars per bottle.
For a bottle of Jack.
For a bottle of Jim Beam.
That was not seven hundred and fifty milliliters.
Was it 700?
It was a small one.
Like a 375?
It was like one hundred and twenty five dollars for that bottle.
It was not cheaper.
No.
That's why.
Luckily, we got to take him home.
But even then, I mean, he was.
You need to always prepare and bring your slings so that you can curry in the next time
I'm going to have a full body cast.
I'll be on a wheelchair.
I'm going to have I'm going to have bladders.
That's OK.
Peel off the left.
I think I got some burritos down there in my right thigh.
I've got some cinnamon schnapps.
I'm going to be I'm going to be a mobile bar the next time I do that.
You're going to be just the mule.
Yeah, totally, totally, because I will not do that again.
That was.
Let's get the big one point five Mac doodle Jack Daniels bottle.
He keistered it.
I'm over Paul.
It's a giant rectum bag.
Now, I mean, we spoke about this in the past podcast about bringing in stuff.
I mean, I'm not against it.
I mean, you can go to total one and you can buy those 12 ounce Travers Delights.
The smugglers delights where you either their their small little bags, plastic bags.
So is that Bush League?
Their bladders.
It kind of is.
Right.
I mean, people are looking down on that.
What does that mean?
Bush League?
That's you know, like that's like pathetic people who smuggle alcohol into you know what
that bullshit.
Well, 50 bucks for two drinks.
Those are the same smart.
Those are the same people saying that you're an idiot because you didn't take the vaccine.
It's not my fault.
Same folks, but but you know what?
It's the same concept.
I mean, why would you want to do something stupid like that?
I don't know.
You mean take the vaccine or smuggle?
I mean, they're both kind of the same thing.
I mean, there are a lot of people out there that they will follow the science.
Well, you know what?
The science is something completely different now.
Oh, so you're saying just like follow rules or don't follow rules.
No, no, no, what I'm saying what I'm saying is you don't have to follow people's trends.
I don't give a frack what people say.
Oh, no.
After after what I dropped in that suite, I will always know as Jerry Jones.
Really?
I mean, why?
Why?
That's why he's a multi billionaire.
Basically, it boils down to what they're charging for drinks.
There is greed.
It's not 100 percent.
It's greed.
Literally.
But you paid for it, didn't you?
Well, he's got to pay.
He's got to pay to pay for back the the city of Arlington for that stadium.
I mean, he probably already has.
I don't think he has by now.
Ten years old.
First off, he made Arlington pay the majority of it anyway.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
He's well, he's supposed to pay that back.
OK, didn't know that.
The fresco paid chunk of it.
He was going to go went in on the star up here.
They put 30 million dollars to it.
Are we getting paid back for that?
We're allowed to use it as a high school stadium.
And it's like so great to watch a football game.
Actually, it is.
No, it sucks to watch a football game.
It sucks to watch a football game.
I hate it.
Oh, well, I disagree.
It's nothing nothing about high school football playing in that stadium.
All right.
Well, there's there's two different scenarios.
OK, so first of all, you're right.
Thank you.
There's a there's a difference.
Well, there's a different spirit about going to a high school game where you got the wind
and absolutely memorial stadium.
But here's awesome.
Yeah.
In December.
Yes.
All right.
Let's let's back it up now.
It's when the fucking season begins in August and in September.
What is 100 degrees out there?
Fuck that.
No, we're Texans.
We're tough.
Yeah.
Well, we can survive this tough boy.
We can survive that.
We can survive snowmageddon.
We survive snowmageddon.
We survive anything.
The star is cool.
And I prefer to sit in that, especially if it's raining out and or it's 100 degrees out
or it's 10 degrees out.
I just think it's a star.
I think it's it's cool for the boys to be able to go to a high school game.
I think that the camera set up the instant replay.
I know the Brandon did like playing there.
Well, you know, there are a lot of kids that do and there's a lot of kids that don't.
Why did he like it, though?
He says that he wanted to play football.
He couldn't hear anything because it was so fucking loud in there.
He goes, well, those bands are playing.
He goes, you can't hear anything as far as the quarterback.
Oh, I didn't know.
So he's like, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Oh, I didn't know. So he's like, I don't like it.
Oh, it is a cool venue.
And we are lucky to have the Cowboys training facility in our own town.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's wonderful.
I mean, we have it's got ridiculous.
Even the star off front, they have that well, well manicured football.
That's very cool field out the front of the entrance into the star.
It's wonderful.
I think it's probably the only domed high school football stadium.
Probably in the U.S. probably.
I mean, we're so spoiled here, though.
We have what we have the Toyota, which is the Pro Soccer League.
Yeah, MLS seats, 25,000 seats.
Yeah, well, it's the it's the Major League Soccer Museum.
It's a Hall of Fame Museum, I believe.
That's right. That's right.
And then we have downtown Frisco.
That was Brandon's favorite place to play with Toyota.
Nice. And then we also have has a I like the Toyota, too,
because it sunk in there. Yeah.
Lower than it's a little cooler, I think, down down way below.
Probably. Plus it had the big screens just like the star has.
Yeah. Yeah.
And we got minor league baseball.
All right. We got the Rough Riders Park as a fantastic place to watch baseball.
It really is.
I prefer that over those gigantic stadiums.
I don't care going to the Rangers game at all.
Well, but for any game that we go to.
Well, I mean, excluding obviously going to high school games,
I'm not going to smuggle in alcohol.
I mean, I'll walk in drunk, but I'm not going to get drunk while I'm there,
because that's why we do that the last time we were there.
What? We go alcohol in.
Did we? I think so.
Well, maybe. Well, whatever. You know what? Remember, we got kicked out.
You get kicked out. No, it wasn't me.
It was Sean. No, I didn't get kicked out.
We just left.
We were asked to leave.
No, I was not there for that.
We were fine. That was the people that they got upset.
They were upset. And you know what?
I was like I wasn't having any of it.
You know, they were being extremely rude.
So for the first time ever that Sean and I have been together,
where one of us have gotten kicked out or we've gotten kicked out,
it wasn't my fault. It was Sean's fault.
Well, look.
Was that the star?
I was walking because you were there.
Oh, was this at the playoff game?
Yeah, this is Allen. This is in Allen.
No, this was McKinney.
Well, wherever it was.
No, I don't think it was a McKinney because we went to that bar
that's a really risque bar.
It was Murphy.
It was like Murphy or?
No, no.
It was against McKinney. It was here.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
First of all, what is the bar that's tight ends?
Tight ends?
Yes, because we went to tight ends afterwards.
I mean, I would never go to a bar that's that low,
like a bunch of queers.
I've never been to tight ends.
It was hilarious. I had a blast.
I wouldn't go to a place like that.
What?
You were there Saturday.
Oh, my God.
Would you be quiet?
Okay, so here's the deal.
We're sitting at the chair wherever the fuck we were at.
Paul gets up.
We're leaving to go to the bathroom or something.
I get up and I'm walking up on the steps.
I'm not going to step on something
because you know how you walk up the chairs?
You bumped them.
I don't know exactly what it was.
I think you bumped them.
It was and I said I'm sorry and it just wasn't good enough.
And then they were getting all excited.
And then somebody walked over and you go,
I don't know, you know,
then you got, you said something that made them go apeshit crazy.
Well, it's because they were,
I didn't understand what they were upset about
and it just started getting worse and worse
and I was standing up right behind them.
And they were and I said something like,
I don't know what the fuck these people are talking about.
Yeah, it was something like that.
Don't you swear in front of our children.
I don't know what these jerk ops have a problem with
or something like that.
It was. I said it like that.
Oh my God.
There was like eight people that stood up.
And I was like, all right, this is happening.
It was like this, you know, rural family
that was suddenly banding together.
Oh, dude, it was like a pack of Mormons.
I mean, it was embarrassing.
I played with Brandon.
Well, they were a fucking bunch of bag of douches.
But you knew that family?
How would you know that you weren't there?
I was sitting right next to you.
I was not next to you, but I was down.
He was down in the front. But look.
Really? I didn't know that. That's the first time I heard that.
Are you kidding me? Yes, I was there.
I remember this now. I thought you were at the star
and you got kicked out because you were drunk.
So anyways, the cops showed up
and, you know, the cop that pulled up
and we were just like, man, look,
all I did is I walked up there. I accidentally
bumped something. I don't even know. They got mad
at me and I just kind of like
came up here and I'm watching the game.
You know, I'm not saying shit to anybody.
So we left, you know, and then, you know, but no,
but I made a point to stay there for a little bit
longer, you know, and then we just left
and then we're just like, I don't
know what the we're so stupid. We're
Jeff. We're stupid.
We went out in the fucking car and
we were singing Eagles and
in the parking lot. Oh, the parking lot, because
we were in the car. We were
drunk. We weren't drunk. We were
drunk, Paul. We were drunk. You
know, that was the night that we
found the person with
the guns in the car.
What do you not remember this?
Yeah, I do. That was
that game that night. We were
there. They found
somebody sitting in a car
that had a basically an arsenal of
weapons and the
in their car in the parking lot of that
game. Really? I did not know that.
So what they do about it? They
arrested him, took him away.
Was he planning on something bad? I don't know.
Oh my God. You know what? We probably started
it. He got on the phone said, Hey,
Ma, there's someone down here giving Paul
it's a hard time. And he probably
got in his car. I'm down. I'm on my way.
And he's like,
Cletus, Cletus,
get your weapons. So you saw the
cops take him down? No, we weren't
there. That's what I'm saying. We went back to the car.
We left a few Eagle songs. We
jumped on a little Barry Manilow
homo. Can't believe you play Barry
Manilow. But we sang the shit out of it. And then
we drove around. We actually and we're like, what's
the nearest bar? And tight ends populates
right around the corner. Boom.
And we went into tight ends and I was kind of like,
holy shit. I feel
like I'm going to get in trouble for being
in here. Oh, it's
over the top place. Yeah, we went in there.
I was like, this is too
much. I can see
those are butts. I know there's a piece of string in there,
but I can't see the string. So they might
as well just be naked. Right. You know, and then
the tops they have on
what tops they look like little pasties.
And I'm thinking, dude, if my wife finds
out I'm at
when I should be at a football game
and I'm here at what I call it,
tight ends. Yeah.
Anyways, we had a bourbon and I was
posting, posting, posting on social
media, taking pictures of two of us.
Look at you on. Look at me.
Yeah. Look at what you're doing.
We just got kicked out of a football game.
Yeah, we got kicked out of a high school
football game. That was so bad. We did
not get kicked out. Yeah, we did.
We were asked to leave. We were asked to move
so that we weren't upset them
and to do the honorable thing.
And we just opted to leave. Yeah.
I mean, we I didn't feel like relocating. So I was
like, yeah, you know what? Fuck Jeff
and his fucking football game, man.
Let's go
sing Barry. That's crazy.
It was my whole point
by bringing the whole thing up is
is I brought this up in the other podcast
is taking in the little
bladders of alcohol. I don't think
there's anything wrong with it. And I don't think people should
look down on us for sneaking it in, you
know, because every time
the Dallas game, we went to the playoffs.
I mean, I saw the guy next to me. He saw me
whip it out. He was kind of like, God bless.
That is fantastic. Yeah, he's like, why
didn't I think of that? Right. No, no.
When I say whip it out, I was talking about the bladder.
Oh, right.
Well, first off, you can't buy alcohol at high school
football games, right? Yeah. In the star.
Right. No. Yeah.
Right. So smuggling it in there
is just has its own. Well, especially
bourbon, because you're going to read. Yeah. It has
its own Bush League issue.
But smuggling it into places where you just
don't want to spend how much they charge.
You can put a beer in one of those bladders.
Yeah.
A lot of fun. Get warm.
Yeah. You know, I do
recall. I do recall
bringing a super large
32 ounce metal
insulated drink
to the Memorial Game
during like December
when they're not checking.
You know, they don't check. They don't check for drinks.
You just walk in with a fricking drink. You're like, yeah, you do it.
It was a super large bourbon and coke.
And I was there with me and my wife.
You know, it's so bad. So in fantasy
not fantasy football, Frisco
Football League, FFL. Right.
And the kids are all little.
My boy did it. Yeah. Yeah.
So yeah, all of ours did it.
Didn't your depression play FFL?
I don't think he
he didn't play until high school. No, he really
didn't. Did he? Anyway, middle school.
What was funny about you go to those games and they're
on Saturday and the women
are all walking around with big tumblers
and all filled with wine.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. I would say the women were drinking more
than the men were. Right. Right.
Because they were like, yeah, we're like all, you know,
like it's the Super Bowl.
Every game is the Super Bowl
and this makes or break our child's future.
Did Dawson play? Oh, yeah. What team was he on?
He was on the Aggies when it was
Flake football and then he went to the
Notre Dame. What are they called?
They're the Irish. Irish.
Fighting Irish. Oh, yeah.
We were horrible. We beat you.
We were horrible.
And it was so stupid how intense we all got
yelling and screaming. I was the announcer
for Brandon's team. Ah, very nice.
So, yeah. You don't really have a radio voice.
No.
But he was on the long voice.
He sounds different when you imagine
him on the big microphone.
You know,
I just think
it's funny.
I did announce twice
during the football games
and I had fun doing it. I didn't know
anything what I was doing. And there's
I just count on a bunch of people to tell
me what the deal is, what, you know, where
are they at? They'll tell you shit.
I had a there's always
a couple
people. There was a guy up there always
that knows all the players. Right.
And he would say 14 is this
guy, this guy. So I'm checking the list.
You know, Jones
a game of three, you know, just kind of
like just juicing it up, doing the
and I'd even like to say
hot dogs for sale. You know, it's really
really kind of pumping up the kind of the Harry
voice.
Well, probably what made it hard for you is that you don't understand
football at all. Oh, no.
That that probably didn't help.
No. But if you're going to if you're
going to go there,
I used to I did.
I did not even talk about it. That was so
embarrassing for both of us.
It's not that I beat you.
You fucking lost. I lost more than you
did. Yeah.
We played each other was what?
I guess listening in here.
We're in the fantasy football league.
This is an elite football league.
Well, when I say it's elite,
we have defensive players
not defense teams.
We have an elaborate 20
roster league.
I mean, a person on, you know, 12
people in the league.
So it's a big ordeal. There's hardly
any talent left. But by the time the
the draft is over. Yeah. So
the scores were not
high all this. No, they weren't.
That's good. Just like we always say, it's
all frickin luck. It is only
you never know what the hell is going to happen.
It's a battle for last place this week.
Yeah. You and me. Oh, my God.
Oh, and three. Oh, my God. I'm so bad.
I'm so bad. You know what? Let's talk about
our bourbon. You want to do that?
Yes, it is. It's very tasty.
This is larceny, gentlemen.
Larceny. It's
weeded, weeded
beer. I'm sorry. We did bourbon.
Well, this is the larceny
barrel proof barrel
barrel hardwood defined.
It offers a new opportunity experience
our acclaimed weeded bourbon mash
bill in its purest form.
Nonchal filtered and bottled as
proof released three times
per year in January, May and September.
We got to remember that. Yeah.
It's released in January, May and September.
The full
barrel proof. Got you. OK.
And the small batch bourbon
rich with depth and distinction,
much like the larceny small batch
and old Fitzgerald bottle and
bond larceny barrel proof.
First of all, what is the Fitzgerald Fitzgerald?
That's another one we need to find.
Interesting. We need to find the old Fitz.
So this is OK.
Look, six to eight years old.
So I'm smelling vanilla's.
This is larceny.
It's a hundred and twenty something proof.
Yeah. Usually when
you have a bourbon
like this, you're
expecting that's a cool visual
with the bourbon shoe on the
website.
Little penis or whatever that is.
Little teat.
You know, so I
showed Shelly the picture that
we took of the Calame last week or the week before.
That was nice. And it was a great picture.
It turned out great. Did you do
color editing with the did you change that flower
to blue? Yeah, it seemed a little faded.
No, I didn't change it. No, they did something when they
reposted it. It was such a great picture
that Calame reached out to us and said,
hey, guys, do you mind if we
steal this picture? And this was the
sixteen year. That was last week. Yeah.
That was last week. And we did the sixteen
year, which is the most we've ever done
as far as age wise. Age wise.
Yeah. Anyway, it was a great picture
and Shelly made a great point. She goes, you guys need to
take pictures where you're pouring it into
the
Glencairn. Yeah, into the Glencairn
glass. Yeah, but
we're usually measuring it and stuff.
No, I know. But that was a good idea. So
this was a great picture, by the way. It really looked good.
You were there when I took it. I
was pushing the flower into the
picture. Yes, that's right. I really
got to hand it to the
larceny on this
particular bourbon. I mean, it's sixty eight years
old. It's super high proof. Hundred twenty
plus. It's one hundred twenty three.
Something like that. But the thing
about it is that when it comes out of the bottle,
usually with the stuff that's hot, usually you're
thinking, oh, God, it's kind of you can smell the vapor.
It's like it's start a fricking jet
in. It's scorched by nasal
membrane. But this doesn't do it. It doesn't.
It doesn't. Now either. Very rich, very smooth.
We're either losers and we're just really getting used
to it. But it's got a very
sweet, easy
vanilla taste.
There's nothing left of our vulva nerves.
Vulva?
Well, what do you call the thing at the back of your throat?
It's a uvula. Ah, same thing.
Yeah. I don't think so.
Not quite. There's no nerves left.
There's a cheese in the. So the
mash bill on this is 68 percent
corn and twenty percent
wheat. Hold on. This is not a
weeded. Yes it is. It says wheat.
There's no barley. There's no rye.
Well, yeah, but
twenty percent wheat.
A weeded bourbon replaces the rye
I get it. I get it.
I was just expecting a little bit
more wheat in it. It tastes
very smooth for having that little wheat.
You were wanting eighty percent wheat.
Where it's like 46 percent or something like that 45 ish whatever
It's high percent corn 20 percent wheat 12 percent malted barley, so you're saying
most
Most bourbons we drink are rye correct
Why did I not clue into that? I'm sure I knew that yeah, it's corn rye and malted barley typically
What they say it's a weeded they take the rye out and put the weed in once a four grain and has all of it
Yeah, so the the the cue that I know nice based on my taste buds
Is that the smoother a bourbon is in my opinion the more weed it is I agree
You know I just think they're kind of as some people say we we know is has a tart
It's got that punch to it where you could it's I don't know if it's a tobacco or all it must be the right
You know we say that though, but we've had some rise that are very smooth
So that was fantastic and we have another one that's in the pipeline
That it's supposed to be really good
The Knob Creek down there yeah, and I'll Creek rye. Yeah, that's gonna be next week
Yeah, that was a man. We got a we got a lot of burb as I'm pretty excited about it
You know Sean may be gallivanting around, Florida
Yeah, you know right let's talk about this well. You know it's a big deal. Here's the thing
It's it's a double-edged sword one on one part of it
I'm kind of like I look forward to traveling a little bit
You know by the time I'm gone for the tenth day. I'm like I'm ready to come back
You know yeah, that's one we're not I mean you don't know how long you're gonna be there that we have no idea what?
This hurricane is gonna do to the to the Florida coast. Yeah, it's coming up. It's coming up bad
I think it's supposed to get up to a four and then drop down to a three once it hits Tampa because it's projected to hit
Tampa so it's passing Cuba as we speak
Right, let's say it Thursday. Do you check Alan and see how family's doing there?
Well
His girlfriend was supposed to fly back from Cuba
Yesterday and they canceled all flights shut everything down
So she is still there, and he has no idea when she's gonna leave
That sucks. Yeah, it always happens. I feel bad for him
well
So I don't know I I my work
My work has shared that I'll be on one of the first waves
I don't know what that means. Well. Yeah, I do the first wave of folks to go out there to help and
to jump out of a plane
Yeah, we're all gonna
Just you know do they make you roll?
Now we usually jump out the side of a van
Okay, just like drop stop and roll. Yeah, drop and roll. What is it called? Yeah good
Well, you know here, but we don't know what's gonna happen
So and plus you know what I was sure what Jeff earlier is like, you know, what's frustrating with some of these?
These dramatized and advertised
Hurricanes that are coming in is that they give us so much hype
They're already like this could be the biggest one. We've had in a hundred years. Oh my god
This is like a life threatening storm. We're gonna have to clear everybody out and evacuate start. Well, that's what they're doing
So they're doing mandatory evac you guys
What they're doing so they're doing mandatory evac evacuations in town
I mean some of that's is positive and you have to because if you don't then you know
There's a lot of liability that that's about your old people. Yeah. Well, I've worked I've worked with a company
who's right there in Tampa Bay and
Friends with them and
I was iamn with one of them already left and they she's actually going south because they have a business continuity plan
Right, right because all their servers and everything are there in Tampa Bay
And so she's she's going south driving south
To get back online tomorrow so she could still work
But the lady that I was speaking with today
Is staying and I was asking hey, what's going on, you know, how's everyone doing and they're like well they're moving
They're going remote with all the servers the network and everything right? So because
Uh, if it came through their wipe it out, they'd be down right so they've they've they've learned over the years that we need remote
Uh systems as well
So anyway, she goes she goes and I asked her I was like, are you leaving? She goes i'm in a mandatory evacuation zone
But i'm staying
Right and we made the decision we're gonna stick to it. She goes if it gets really bad
She goes I rented a airbnb
Uh a few miles up the road
that uh
Is sturdier in case it gets too bad here
A few miles why would that make a difference? I could get on my bike and ride do it. I was like, all right
All right, okay that makes no shit. Good luck. I mean, it's got to be higher ground. I guess. I don't know
I don't know. I mean that would be the only thing a lot of those houses down there on stilts
And I don't know man
Different strokes for different folks. I'd have I'd have no desire to live
You know florida's fun to visit. I wouldn't want to live there because basically anywhere in florida could be a hurricane disaster
Because it's so narrow. Yeah, it just goes
Right across right. I've only been leave when the hurricane comes. I mean
I've only been in the northern part of florida. Yeah, but then then how many times you like? Oh, there's a hurricane coming evacuated. Nothing happens
So it's like, you know a kid had cried a wolf, right? And that's that's the scary
That's the dangerous thing because you because you know that if it does
If it's a worst case scenario and nobody believes you anymore
And here's where here's where this bad things happen. Here's where I get troubled. Okay, because you have these computers
That might as well be dr. Fauci
Okay, just spewing information
Well, they have 10 different paths. They have 10 different models of where this thing's gonna go and you don't know which direction it's really gonna
It's gonna happen. So they they've got the all the models set up and you know what but have you seen the models?
Does any of you have briscoe?
No, no, none of it takes a takes a hard left comes right for us. Well, actually that's it hops the coastline
There is a model that heads towards alabama
And well, it's gonna keep going up north
But well, I mean but there is a model that spews to the left and heads up to heads by correct
Yeah, there's also one where it takes a hard right and it dips down below florida and then up the east coast
That the carolina's in my family to the white house bypasses florida altogether, but that most of them go right up
Tampa Bay into orlando. So orlando's gonna get the reality is we don't know we don't know the the trend is that
90 of the time that they talk about these damn storms. They fizzle out right, you know, but god help you
God help you on that 10% one where it doesn't fizzle out
You don't prepare and you don't evacuate or do the necessary things to survive
So I will go to weather.com. So my parents, uh lived in punta gorda florida
And there was a direct hit
Right by the hurricane. They didn't live there at the time. They were in they were in uh, gosh
They had already moved they had already moved to to tucson, but her sister was there and they decided not to evacuate
and so
They were literally in their house. They have storm shutters, right? Because that's a normal thing in florida, right and
they
They said it was awful like my my uncle of course
My uncle was in the garage
Like doing everything he could to hold the garage door down because if the garage door blew off or blew up
It was gonna the wind was gonna get into the house. So that's where shit starts to disintegrate
Well, we are looking at an actual forecast right now on weather.com of hurricane not a forecast. That's ian
That is actually the radar. It's past cuba now
So it's it's it's actually uh
Encroached the oh, hold on. Holy cow. Look at that. It's already past cuba. What's today? Today is tuesday
So it says wednesday early a.m. It's gonna be
About a hundred miles
150 miles south cape coral is gonna get the brunt of it. Yeah
Well that look at orlando jacksville all that shit
I'm having tons of rain coming and if it goes back over the water, it'll it could pick up speed again
Eight to twelve feet see fort meyers punta gorda was where my parents used to live as a matter of fact
That's where my aunt is now and they and last time they said they would never do it again
So I guarantee they're picking up and getting the hell out of there
Can you imagine having you're down there at disney world right now? Oh wouldn't that be i'd be so pissed off because they don't they don't refund
Really? Well, it's not even a rain check. It's no it's no different than uh, well
It is a little different than a cruise but the cruises they reroute right, right?
Right, right, but the same kind of thing can happen where cruises right? Are they are you serious?
They wouldn't they wouldn't help you out with a rain check. No, it rains all the time down there disney world sucks
They don't do anything friendly to eat to to the world. No, it rains all the time down there
They're like we don't guarantee that rides are going to be open
Or the weather's gonna be nice
Wow outer bands already battering some areas. So I have another story
So you're remembering galvaskin when one was supposed to hit directly and all those people out there were like refusing to leave
You know because they hunker down they're like, well, we've seen this before
Same old thing blah blah blah. Right. And so they they weren't being dicks. They were like
Do me a favor. They handed them a sharpie and they said please write on your arm your name your address
On your arm so that you know when if if we do find your body
We will know immediately who you are and we're you know, you know that kind of thing
And they weren't being like fine. You're gonna make that decision. They were like this will help us
So please write that on your arm. I would have been like
Yeah, wouldn't that be that you'd be like, okay, I get it. I'm out of here
I don't know because they've seen this before right they go around looking for bodies
You know, yeah, but I want and they were bodies. I'd go I'd take the I'd take the advantage
You go. Hey, we're taking a three-day vacation up north
Absolutely, you know
The the work remote these days now, right when I with my job and were what I have to do
which
Um, hold on. So let me let me try to phrase this. So
After the hurricane is gone and it leaves an after aftermath of damage. Then you have the folks that um,
Aren't allowed in until because you have uh, you have power failures. So you have uh, there's sewage there
So there's hazardous materials that are out
That is the part that i'm kind of driving to is the looting because I remember
I don't know if it's katrina, you know specifically but you know, it was just there. Oh katrina was bad
You know looting you think of you think of things and this is a horrible reflection on the united states of america
And i'm not saying
The I don't think this is the only place that would loot. No, it's it's not that it's it's the
It's the lack of response. That's why I think it's a fantastic job. But florida's doing right now
They're very organized and getting well, they're trying to blame all this on desantis already
Oh, right. The climate change. Well, no just the not being ready not being ready, even though he is 100 ready
Oh, you're saying well the communication
Has been spotty and this and that right they're trying to blow holes in his preparedness, right?
Right. So when it when it fails they're gonna be like see it was but there's there's more than than that
What i'm what i'm driving at is like for example, uh when the riots were happening in the northwest, uh, you had that chad
Chas what the fuck is that? Well, that's all comes down to the local government
Yeah, it's like say the word i'm sending in the national guard. He just can't do it
Is is that you know, this is the united states of america and there are individual things that are happening
Uh like that chas group or even though trump said hey, man
Let's uh, we're ready we can go in there with the national guard. They refuse to
So the reality of it is win. That's why sure but the reality of it is is that if you own a business there
And you're thinking to yourself. I live in the u.s of a oh, yeah, how could this possibly happen?
I don't give a shit what side of the aisle you're on and that's one one part of it and the other part of it
Is like during katrina when you you have the one mayor that was a dingbat that said he had an opportunity
to get a bunch of people out of there on school buses and he opted to not do it and
Sure enough the whole god-blessing place flooded and all the school buses went with it
And you have all the looting and you have the astros the the the state is the the new
Yeah, they were in the super dome and there are people getting raped in there
Oh, yeah, it was just like dude. We are four days in
No, and no one's coming. This is the this is the united states of america
That was should have an army there. Yeah, that was under yeah, that was bush bush got the blame for that
You know, but that's and is it his fault? I mean, where's where's the governor? Where's the mayor?
That's just it. He has the power to call fema in though. Well, that's a federal response
But I mean you should have local things set up
I just you know what?
My point is is that we're in a time in an age right now where you think this type of stuff
Should be happening
You know you and you and so when they start poking holes in it
But it's kind of like you can't criticize the cuisine before it's even served for desantis being in florida, you know, you you have
You have the folks in I mean once last time someone's talked about putin in your crane
I mean you're thinking this is the world and you have some russian dude taking over another country
And no one's doing jack shit about it. They're all fucking watching. Everybody's turning the everyone's a pussy turn turn the other way
To it. Yeah, well, it's because he's like i'll use nukes if you come interrupt me. Wow, right? Where's my paper?
Who's gonna take that who's gonna take that chance?
Right. Yeah, so yes, that's it. You know what's not fair about hurricanes though. I mean people cannot possibly
understand nor appreciate the level of catastrophe
Do you remember when it hit the gulf coast? Oh, yeah all that water. Oh, there were there were ships
There are boats and ships that were like a mile inland. You know what I mean?
It's like people and then and then like where where is the help? Where's the water? Where's this? Where's that?
You I mean the logistics that goes into such widespread devastation
You know is just mind-boggling. How come I don't have power my words my Wi-Fi. Yeah, right
So and what is thank God for what is that Cajun Navy
Cajun Navy, you know who I'm talking about. So it's a group of people
No, it's called the Cajun Navy Navy maybe look at
They are like those boats yeah, yeah
Well, that's so it's all these civilian guys that band together whenever there's a flooding whenever there's and obviously hurricanes
There's nothing but flooding right? Well, I shouldn't say that but tons of flooding these guys
spring into action and they
They are doing like the I want to say the majority of the rescues, but they're doing water rescues
They're bringing food and and and in water to you know, all these people it's kind of like, you know what this
It's a they have a lot of swamboats
They've got these they're awesome trucks that are the wheels are like six foot tall their purpose in life
Their purpose in life they have jobs, right? But their purpose in life is waiting for the next so it's like volunteer firemen
Totally totally, you know one thing that you may have to deal with down there
Crocs, you know, I'll tell you one thing about the shoes
Yeah, I would wear the Crocs. No, the alligators a lot of floating floating shoes
Yeah, where are those alligators gonna be adding up somewhere? Yeah, I'll just gonna be water everywhere. I'll be purchasing a
a
No
I'm gonna have a machete with me. No, I'm gonna have a I'm gonna buy a I don't know what the hell
They're called the gun safe a gun bag a gun case so I could put on the airplane with me
I spring you should bring one of those cattle guns. We're just like
So if you see a guy stick it in their skull cattle prod knows where they kill the cows of the slaughterhouse
There's a little piston that shoots out
Nice. Where am I gonna keep that?
Carry on. Yeah, just say it's a
Tripod don't let you do that. Tell them what you are. I'm here for
Hurricane
Croc this is my alligators, but I really I need to go get one of those pelican briefs or boxes or suitcases
Where you put your guns? It's like a little son gun safe. You lock it for the TSA can
Allow you to get on the plane. Yeah, I think you're allowed to put you know
What like the guy was chatting with us that total one, right? You know, I just want to do the booze trick. Yeah
Well, that's really what you want
I was stumble around war-torn
I was all drunk and he's like look I found a bottle of wella
I was pricing those boxes and they're about 300 bucks and I was like
You know what? But here's the thing. I mean you're allowed to take five six bottles anyway, so I don't think that's a big deal
No, it's a matter of them stealing it when they open your they scan your
Luggage and see those bottles of booze are there they take it out
That is that's wretched that is wretched
What a word these hard to find bottles one of those brain pill words
wretched
Very nice. I think it's working for Sean. Yeah
So I wonder if that's a problem down there is the alligator
Yeah, I'll tell you what's gonna be a problem every time a hurricane hits mosquitoes. You get those mosquitoes
I never I eaters was a hurricane Hannah that came in that I was down south, Texas. You're in Alabama
Oh my god, I called Jeff up and I was like, dude. I
Need mosquito spray
I remember that overnight it to me now
You know cuz everyone was like Andrea did
She did it cost was like 70 80 bucks and I got a
Little things all set up in the very next day
They had cases and pallets and pallets of mosquitoes shit. I was like fuckers
Because I asked everyone they're like, oh no, we don't have they don't have anywhere right, you know, and then whatever it is
What it is, but I will never make that same mistake again. You can have it with you. Oh god bless
Yeah, in fact, I'm thinking is you bring like a big gallon salve. You're gonna have like a motorized fogger on your back
That's right
That's right. Nice. You know what I think I find funny is when hurricanes are coming and everybody just decides to have a hurricane party
Well, if you do it like a couple days before it hits
Before we talk about turkey party. Let's back up a little bit and chat about these mosquitoes. Okay until you're in that environment
Yeah, and you've got standing water that's been there for a week or two and it's eight inches 12 inches two foot
I don't know what where the hell these mosquitoes come from the water. They're Jurassic
Yeah, they're extremely large when you know those those flying insects we have here the bay
The ones that eat the other flies and shit the bay flies. Yeah, they are that huge and when they come down and they bite on you
That's like any sense. Why would they be bigger man? I mean they've got resources to
I mean, they're down there. There's dead shit everywhere. There's garbage everywhere
I mean, there's lots of water the other dead animals are just sucking blood out of God
I mean, it's all the ones back in the dinosaur days were like the size of birds, right? Yeah, I watched
Land of the Lost I never forget this mosquito bite that will peril gets yeah
And that's real. Yeah, there was this young lady that worked for our company and she was sent to
New Orleans during
Whatever happened last year two years ago and she got mauled by a bunch of mosquitoes
And she had a bunch of dots all over her arm and shoulder and like a rash
Yeah, they were just dots hole, but you know what it turned out to be
Monkey puss babies. It was a reaction to the mandatory
Vaccine she was required to get
Which was malaria for COVID. Oh, oh the COVID vaccine
Yeah, there was something about you couldn't go into somewhere in New Orleans without the vaccine. Wow and
That just blew me away
You know that that's what it caused it because she was kind of like, you know
She had sent these pictures of her arm and she was like look what the mosquitoes did, you know
And I was like, oh crap and then she was sent another
Email guy going
Those weren't mosquitoes. That was a reaction to the COVID vaccine that I got you know after after further
It was I had to share that little part man
But you know the hurricane parties are something else too
Because when everyone's out of town and you got these bars these local little hole-in-the-wall bars
It's almost like you know, these guys don't give a shit. I've been here 57 years
I've never moved out one single time
We're just gonna sit here hunker down and drink us and get balls jams
Yeah, and get shit face. So they bored up the windows of the restaurant or the bars bring our friend Paul over here
That's what you want to do is get shit face when the storm hits and yours like that's all sudden
You're in 30 feet of that roiling water
Exactly what I'm saying. I was like, that's not really a good scenario
But I'd do it
No, I do it like a day or two beforehand and then get out of there be hungover
You know what? I would want I would have like a
six foot tall donut and
inflatable and
I would like a river raft. Look, I will find a way to have fun with this
You know, I mean if I were them, I mean that would be fun
What's the movie where there's a hurricane and there is some heist and they're riding jet skis around
So bad it was bad. What is that?
Yeah, it had
I think it had no Gibson in it. I mean they were anticipating that a hurricane was gonna hit and that was the time that they were gonna
The heist of yeah bank heist or something bullshit like that. Yeah, it was so stupid. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad
Yeah, anyway
So yeah hurricanes a big deal. What other what other there's some other major things going on right now in the world
Well, I'll tell you about
the Russians
Well, first of all, I think the thing that's going on right now is
the Russians
Well, first of all, there's a lot about the Russians. Yeah, they're can so constricting
Let's call the draft. It is why they call it is stripping. So there's conscription
That's like the old old school term. Is it so the Russians have created this campaign?
You're losing they are they've created this campaign
Using IP addresses located in China and they are setting up a false
Facebook accounts by the thousands and they are creating articles that
Detailed that Russia is in the right and Ukraine is bad is basically the dress of it and there are
Thousands and thousands at misinformation. It's fake news. It's absolutely but it's super coordinated and
They're I mean, it's
Doing it for decades
But the thing is is that you know the the Facebook they were they they had to come out like oh we
We shut all these things down is sending all this viral but the Nord Stream pipelines
Are were hit by suspicious leaks as a possible sabotage. They said it was unprecedented
And they might do crane all by Ukraine. Well, it says it's in the Baltic Sea
We have we have the right to use nuclear weapons based on this
They need to stop with that hole. That's what's keeping everyone at bay
Is it though? I mean what you the United States is giving unprecedented amounts of money to another country to fight
I know but we're not over there
Fighting on their behalf right now. I get that's what some people want and that's where I want that and that's where Putin's going
If you get involved
We will have nukes. So what's the end game for Putin? I'm sorry. What's the end game? No, I'm thinking let's think of the
Balls and he's balls deep right now. Well, he is balls deep
But just think about what what could what if this is coordinated?
Meaning that what if this is the plan the plan is to euthanize or the to thin out the population of Russia
Let's think about every person that dies
You know relinquishes their land it all goes back to one less person to feed. Yeah
I mean just think about it from that perspective
I mean, but they vote well, I say only they've what lost 70,000 people is I can make a dent
But you know you talk about nuke using nukes. Yeah, I'm using nukes. Just the that makes the whole area unpopulated
It does it makes Ukraine
Use what what Putin wants? He wants the Soviet Union back together again. Yeah
No, he wants Ukraine. He wants all of Ukraine. He wants all of Ukraine to be part of the Soviet Union
Well, Ukraine would only be the first step it'd be Ukraine then he has to go down to Georgia. Oh, yeah, Kazakhstan
He's back. Oh, yeah, every intention of reuniting all of those
Republics that brought he's having trouble with the first one. Yeah, he is Ukraine's not not
Ukraine is holding its own for sure
But you know, I don't know how long it's gonna last
I mean always said that March they're beating the shit. I know and you know, I mean I will tell you the Russians are rising up
I mean, they're they're attacking the conscription centers. Am I saying it right conscription comes?
Yeah, I don't think the people of Russia are not on board this they're not on board with this. Yeah
Well, that's what the that's what the meta was was suggesting is that they want all this false narrative?
through these news articles to suggest that the the Ukraine are bad people and that the Russian are on the right and the Russian folks are
Their gung-ho and right, you know, we're ready to join him. I just you know, well, you know, it's just true
I read an article where there were because you know people in Ukraine have family. I mean, they're so close correct
They have family in Russia
Family in Ukraine. They're part of the same damn family
And then they have people in Ukraine, you know
Contacting their family back in Russia going, you know, blah blah blah blah. This is happening. That's happening and their family in Russia is going
No, that's not that's not what's happening. You're you're telling us lies
You're not really you don't really know what's going on. That's right outside my window. Yeah, they're like
I can't you honestly you believe what the Russian government's telling you right?
I also do and they do also heard that when he did the conscription that
There was a huge exodus. Oh, yeah crossing the border up north. I don't know. What's Belarus? Maybe?
Which is not much better. Oh, yeah, they're there around up and kill him or send him back
I don't know. It was up north where they're they're like, yeah as soon as that was announced
There was just a horde of cars that
Exiting nobody nobody wants a part of this war. Yeah, it's absolutely nuts and what's happening really?
Iran's dealing with some trouble right now. Holy shnikes. They are. Yeah, they they got a big
They were retaliating from
that horrible
Thing they did to that 22 year old teacher
It was a court Kurdish woman who apparently was not wearing her
Job his job correctly. She was wearing it not wearing it correctly
and so they beat her and
Beat her some more put her in jail beat her some more and she died and they claimed that
You know, it wasn't their beatings. She had some sort of heart condition or something. Well, nobody was buying that
Well, there's there's a bunch of protests over there now
There's a lot of over 50 have been killed
I'm sure that is a really small number. Yeah, a lot of the women over there are protesting and they're standing up in there
which which says a lot of there because
The lady over there is is not nearly respected enough. I don't think
They have a bad well, that's the whole Islam they have jokes even like
I was talking to somebody maybe an us we were talking about it was some taxi driver
Was talking about you know, cuz this lady was like he was driving past somebody and the lady was a man
Fuck you. Watch me a going and they get the taxi driver was talking someone outside the taxi
Yelling at him and the passenger in the backseat was coming. Yeah, you know what if that's what happened to my country
Someone would come out get out to the car and beat the shit out of her and kill the right down there and you would have
Found her body a week later. No one touched it
You know this that's the kind of stuff that they have. Yeah, what accent Russian I think
Those Russian, but you're absolutely right. That's sad. It is and it is true
Yeah, it's absolutely true that you can beat it. You can they would beat somebody to death just like that
The body would stay there
No one would give a fuck if a woman in in in the Taliban right in the Afghanistan world if a woman walks on the street
Do the streets they can kill her. Yeah, and then honor killings, right? That happened in freaking Irving
Daughters, yeah, the two daughters were basically American born born and raised in, you know high school
She was dating a black guy. I don't think the color anything new with her. Maybe it did. I don't know but
Somebody probably and the guy was a black guy. I don't know. I don't know
Somebody probably and the father said you you disrespected
What is not disrespected you did something to our family brought dishonor to the family?
Yeah, there you go. He brought dishonor to the family and went after him with butcher knives killed him
kill them both of them and
Went down went down hard
They they got him. I mean they they have the evidence and everything they put them away
I didn't think they were they caught him. I thought he was able to escape. No, he ran away
But they hunted him down got him convicted him. He's those recently that he got
He's rotten in jail now. I think the trials already over I thought that seems to me like it was like eight years ago
The killings were but I think they caught him. He was it was in the news recently. It was
On the run the trial was we recent and he was convicted and he is now yeah
I mean, I'm sure they're going through appeals and other bullshit like that
Man, but the community murder his two daughters. I mean, yeah, I don't any any
Look, I don't reasoning doesn't matter if I say something bad about the Muslims. I don't want to be hunted down, you know
But it's just like why?
It's a it's a it's a I don't know. Yeah, I just religious. I don't get it
It's no different than when the
The Prophet Muhammad is insulted right?
Do you remember when they had that which was over-the-top in my opinion but in Garland or in Mississippi?
They had that contest for who could draw
Comic strips, right and that is a major like you don't happen over in Europe as well. Yes
Oh, and they and they they went they raided that journalism. Yeah and killed everybody
Yeah, so I mean they have a grief the really the really radical Muslims and I'll talk about the radicals, right?
I mean because it's unfair to say all Muslims are like that
But the really radical ones if you insult the Quran you insult the Prophet Muhammad
Then you have an obligation to go kill the people that did that I
Mean good grief. Oh, yeah. No, it's I mean, it's that's a real thing
Yeah, I mean recently they stabbed. What's his name? Who is the guy that oh, yeah, Salman Rushdie Salman Rushdie
Wrote the satanic verses. Yeah way back when and hey
Yeah, he was he was finally somebody got him
He didn't die though. They didn't die though. No, he didn't. Yeah, but the lacerated him pretty bad
Yeah, they come bad. They gave him a bad scar
Yeah
Well, no, he lost my son's I'm kidding. Sorry. He lost his joke do want them
Do what in them? Yes the area where you poop from those two lower intestine. Yes, essentially
So, you know what the key word is?
Do you think boom? What a trip. Did you guys see the satellite that?
NASA launched into that asteroid. I didn't watch it
Anything about this Wow. Well, so this is a
Government. No, this is a planetary defense
Experiment it is and they don't have actual video of it. It is a computer simulator
Yeah, it's a computer simulation, but
The the spirit of what they were doing is just like you said it was a planetary defense against the asteroids
They wanted to see if it was possible and to move them
Well, it's unknown at this point, but to hit it first of all to hit a target
Eleven million kilometers away amazing. We're amazing. We really are have we done it. Yeah
Happened okay. Yeah, we hit it
And it was like so the spacecraft NASA
Do anything to it asteroid rendezvous test otherwise known as dart probe slammed into a small asteroid seven million
Miles 11 million kilometers from Earth
The September 26 and what will us space agency has built as the world's first planetary defense test
Yeah, the goal was to change the orbit of the space rock called dimorphous
around its asteroid
Parent died. They do not know it's a
They got the stats back it moved it one one hundredth of a millimeter
Whichever seven million miles maybe as far as we can tell our first planetary defense test was a success
The fact that they hit it was well, hold on are you showing us are you showing us that that's real?
I don't think that's real, but I think that's real
Better tonight the fact that they hit it was well, hold on. Are you showing us? Are you showing us that? That's real? Yeah, that's it
I don't think that's real, but it's a
Actually, it may be partly real looks real
You know, is that Elon Musk car on it?
They just shot a Tesla to it. Is that is that how is that a Tesla? There's a Tesla's landing
Sitting right there on the top the last few images from Dart as it crashed into the asteroid
There's like a dummy with his arm over, you know, I was doing this in the early 80s
They had that video game asteroid come on. The technology was back then. I know I know you know what and
They could have used you back then. I know man. Just says like boom boom boom. I was high score
That's like the last Starfighter three three three five taxes. You have the movie. That's the last Starfighter
They're waiting for somebody to beat the high score and then they were so they
They were navigating this craft
Mr. Producer put up the
Authentic such a boring game. Oh my god
He literally has asteroid up on the screen where you have a little basically it's a cursor
Yeah, it's a flying cursor and you spin around and you shoot these balls that are coming at you. Oh
My god, we love that game. You can play for hours. I always tried not to move because once you start moving
Oh god. Yeah, once you start it gets wheels off. Yeah
So they say you're a soonie but can you imagine flying that asteroid ship where you're only able to contact it every 30 seconds
Oh, wow, that that's more often than I thought
Make an adjustment if you know, they said at that distance at a
7 million miles. They said it takes about 30 seconds of for that radio frequency
To to get there. I'm sorry. I'm laughing. It's the Atari game
And yes when you start getting speed up and then your cursors cars fly. I mean just going back and forth across the screen
And then you got those asteroids all around you
But that's okay because you've got this secret weapon of the hyperspace right button right in between the middle
Or you can hit it and boop it just relocates you out of it. Oh
Okay, remember that yes, I do remember that no shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I was bad. I remember tank command to
We have two tanks. Yeah, you shoot the tank and it spins around I think that's a back him into the corner and you keep
Blasting a blast and a blast of nothing you can do nothing and then finally it blows you through the wall
I thought that was the other side of the screen
No, it's called tank
That aspect but I remember the tank wars where they blast you through the wall tank
You would be going against your buddy who was sitting next to you and you and you're going around these barricades, right?
Yeah, it's called combat
I thought it was combat was an Atari 2600 command tank commander tank commander tank wars
No, it's called tank combat those combat from Atari. No. No, it was the 2600
No, no what you you're going there right there. Well, it's called tank commander and the original
No, it's called combat. Is it really? Yes, can't be right? Well, that's good airplanes
That is not it. No God now. Well combat is the whole disk. That's so
Maybe maybe the specific so on that combat disks disk. You have jet fighters. You have by that was it
Yeah, it's Atari. Yeah, so on there. You have several games that the whole thing was called combat
Oh, yeah, the airplane. You know, you have the jet planes and then you have the the by
By wing fighters. Yeah, so you got the tanks without the barricades and then you have tanks with barricades
And then when you can when you shoot the tank in the
The projectile has an option to bounce off other things so you can like bounce things off the corner curve it
I don't think you can curve. Yeah, you could we were able to curve. This is the one i'm
Yeah with the barriers. Yeah, that's that's it
And if you hold down the reset button and then the bounce there you go. See you blast you through the wall. You see that
All right. So that's like the very first Atari 2600 game
I have ever played and was first to play
My dad came home with it when we were living in Germany and what's funny is it kept us occupied for hours
We talked about for years years
as a matter of fact, I remember coming home from college and
We I still had it in my you know buried under in the cabinet in the living room
I pulled it out and we started playing it and we howled for hours
It was it was fantastic
Oh, yeah, it's a biplane. I mean well, then they had the one with the circus or whatever the guys jumping on the little
Tripods going up hitting all the balloons and coming down the other guys coming down hitting the balloons and going up
What are my favorites? I used to play there were a couple that I'd always go because they don't really have arcades anymore
I don't think I think there are still some out there, but they're all first-person first-person shooter
Yeah, it's all that crap and I used to go to
Stupid games I used to go take it back
Stupid games for stupid people are easy minds
But I used to go to look at that I remember that one there's three
With a bag of quarters and I would play jungle hunt. Oh, yeah, that was his name was his girlfriend
jungle hunt bag of course
and
joust
Was good. I played you're on an ostrich. Come on. I played the one with the
thing came down not space invaders, but um
Galaga Galaga god. I would play that for hours and I suck so bad at it. The other one I played with defender. Oh, yeah
Williams
Williams's defender no one ever really understood the concept of defenders defenders were you were supposed to protect the people on the planet
Aliens came down and picked up the people you're not supposed to kill them
I used to blow them away and then there was one time I no no you want to kill them before they pick up the people
Well, yeah, but if you kill them then you go down and you have to catch them fall then you have to catch them
Yes, yes
Otherwise if they kidnap them and take them away you you lost them forever good lord
God there is are pulled up. Those were so fun. Those were
Williams electronics. So let me ask you this if we can you know, what's the most common
Let me ask you this defender because you can buy those now still
Yeah, yeah
Well, I mean there's a lot of our games there are are some arcades of there's some arcade
There's our big arcade downtown mckinney. Uh producer went out there. You know, he goes there
Within the last month he's been there that has games but yeah, but the thing is I don't know exactly all of them
You can you can get all of these games basically in the controller?
Right, so they'll have like 100 games these in the controller
It's all you're holding is the controller just plug the controller in would it still be it's still be fun
Well, you're still holding the controller. No, no, no, no what i'm saying is if we played these games now
Yeah, I would think it's fun. I would want a replica
Of the of the commands or the control sticks
So I would want like a piece of plywood laminated with plastic with the actual knobs and the buttons
You know that way of the arcade game itself. Well, I mean you can not the atari game
You could well, I mean for like this game right here that that is an arcade game that when you play it
It's got the the feel then you're going left right, you know when you hit the little button reverse reverse reverse, you know, yeah
You know, then they have what is the is it tetra? No, no
Tetris no tempest tempest that's one where you know, it's one of my favorites too. Yeah
That was a good one
That's what you spin around the perimeter of this thing and you're shooting into a like a 3d tube
And these little things are coming up you got these x's that would like flip over like this
So they would come to the top. I want to see this one. Oh, yeah
That was was pretty popular. I don't know what that is. That's oh, that's it. That's it
it's like uh
Hey, do we got any audio on this?
I'm curious. I'm sure the audio is horrible. Oh man. I think some of them has pretty good soundtracks
Do do do do do do the audio was that that was my attempted atari audio
There we go player one, oh, yeah, there it is I played the shit out of this dude that looks like so much fun
I never played that. Yeah, they got those little little things coming up look like jacob's ladder
There you go. Well, what fantastic noise that is that is actually pretty damn good
This is cool, so it's like a spider web
Yeah, so you're like a spider. Yeah, you're like a spider and you're like running around in a circle
Supercharger ready to go. You got your supercharger which kind of like kills everything
And then you have space invaders that was a cool one too. Yeah, that was kind of that was a little more first generation, right?
They had a commander is a control commander. All right, you could mute that
What what was it commander what now it's uh, it's control commander where you have these
Uh, these missiles that will come out of the missile command missile missile command. Oh that
Is that was a lot of fun. I had that on my computer my trs-80 model three. Yeah
Missile commander check that one out missile command missile command that one probably honestly was my favorite that had the ball the roller ball
You had a roller ball and then you go to to to to like you you then you'd get so far then all of a sudden
It's just like a thousand rockets come on
So what you do at first is you use this the roller ball to to do like cluster bombs in the sky
And then they explode and then you're hoping that those initial ones take out as many as as that can come. Yep
God that game was so much fun. Yeah, and
Uh, is this it? Yeah, what's the sound on this one?
Yeah, that's it
Defend cities is what it says and here they come you have an x and you're rolling. Oh, that's right
Okay, do you have any and they come faster? So basically you you you make a
no sound explosion in the sky
And the explosion will take out the missiles that are coming and you want to time it so when two
Yes, they're coming together. You can take them out with the same one
So this is basically like israel and
Is this the iron dome this is basically a patriot missile batteries. Absolutely. It is the iron dome. That's exactly what it is
in real life
Have you ever seen the videos of that stuff? It's amazing
The iron dome is absolutely amazing
I mean it's gotten to the point where the
Where the israeli citizens are like walking along and they're like taking videos and they're like and you hear the alarms go off
I mean, it's and then it's for real now. I mean it goes up there and it's for real now
So they have uh, they've got this technology now
and where they can blast at seven million miles across the galaxy and and hit a
A satellite hit an asteroid, you know, I mean you think about that movie with
Armageddon armageddon where you know the the goal was to was to redirect it somewhere that and you know
He landed deep impact too, right? Well, he landed his space shuttle on it and they're gonna put a nuke into a chasm
Yeah, remember so they had to go up there and mine and it broke into two but it didn't
I'm mixing up deep impact and armageddon. No, so deep it. Those are very similar. Well, I'm not we're not talking about your pillow
We're not talking about your pillow. We're very now. I knew that was coming. Yeah
Yes, that's too soon. Not a pillow into
No, well armageddon is where they had to land the space shuttle
Because they were they were deep sea miners. I think so. They had to mine down this this this
Asteroid that moved the nuke down there. But of course everything fails and he had to stay behind and
Set it off manually that movie was so silly
I liked him
Armageddon, I like patriotic but it was oh my god. He handed him as uh the flag
He was so over the top. It's it was over the top. I like deep impact more than
Did I like deep impact more than uh, the other one who was in deep impact? That was oh that really pretty
I don't even know what that was the pretty one. Was it morgan freeman in deep impact? Yes. He was the president
And and the journal was a chile booth
No
Or was it toby maguire?
But the the journalist the journalist is like t somebody t leone t leone
Oh, she's so pretty in that movie just like in the movie
She was married to david ducovny remember. Uh, i've heard that. I don't think i've seen deep. No elijah
That's who it was. I knew it was some some kid. What is elijah woodwin? Wasn't he spider-man? He would know he was
He was frotto. Oh, that's what it was. He was photo. Yeah, I knew it was someone and she was also in family man with
Nicholas cage t leone
Are you guys not like realizing how the hottie that she is
No, I don't know that is not why we'll pull up a picture of tia just kind of like click on her
T leone see see what we got here and type in nude afterwards. Oh god you and you and nude what all right? Go ahead
I'm kidding. Don't do it. No, just do it. No, don't do it. What's wrong with you?
Well, come on. Can we start we're trying to be better bathing suit. We're trying to be better people put bathing suit
Shawn knows all the tricks. I know well that way they're not nude. They're just safe searches on
I think she's really cute
Whatever
I want to see some uh, no, you don't like I said, you don't see anything
I'll just appreciate her for her natural beauty with clothes on
No, yes, she used to be dancing to some tik-tok song. Yeah, they were there. There's
right
Uh, I just dance into that little I really don't understand you sometimes at all
Well, I mean she's got some sexy scenes in family man. I don't know if I've seen family
I don't even know what family man is. Oh, come on. That's when nicolas cage
Was he the weatherman member? He uh, it's basically, uh
Scrooged he gets three
You know he sees family man. I've never I don't think i've seen it nicolas cage
If I did I don't remember it's like scrooge where you know, the angel comes and angel says you get all right
I do you're gonna see what your life you're gonna see what your life is gonna be like
I can't I cannot believe you guys it's a fan. I have seen it. I I have seen it
It's a must watch it was a good movie. I just don't you know, she just didn't really stand out as as
Ahadi what you're making her
All right. Well, let's just move on for it being a really good movie that you have to watch
It makes you appreciate what you have
Oh my gosh appreciate what you got. So does it's a wonderful life. I'll never watch that movie
I've never seen that either. I've no desire. Is that the one where you ring a bell and angel gets his wings or something?
God, or is that miracle on 69th street?
34th, whatever 69th street
Sorry, you're close red light district
69th street snow here buddy doos like us paul get your angel's wings
Every time paul gets his wings and angel never mind. Yeah, you remember this come on
You remember this movie. Yeah, I remember it don't cheat. Oh in it. Yeah
Well, that's tl. Leone
Yeah, and then he wakes up with this life that he wasn't supposed to have
That was the life that he missed out on
And then then he grows then he starts to love that life
And wants it back and he shows up later and he's like, well, that's not the life he chose bro
And he's like, well, how do I get that back? I want that life
Anyway, it's a really good movie. Maybe i'll watch it. I think i've seen it but yeah
20 years ago. Oh, it's fantastic. Okay. It's a good movie
All that I would give it an a
Wow
Yeah
Especially because okay, you're gonna slam armageddon
I okay. Oh time out how I liked armageddon. I did I just thought there are some scenes that were over the top
You know with really it's about the blending on an asteroid, of course not over the top
Yeah, the whole movie's over the top. You know what?
I'll tell you the scene that really bothered me
Remember when the russian cosmonaut is in his stupid little station and they have to go there to refuel. Oh, yes, and he's like
Oh, really?
Doesn't work right? Oh, I do this lever. Oh the level broke off
Oh, i'm gonna I need to hit it with a wrench and make it work. Oh now that doesn't work
I'm gonna hit that with something else. I'm gonna kick it. Oh, it just works. I mean, come on really
Why do they have to be so stupidly over the top with it?
Because it was the ruskies. I mean it was
It was retarded. Anyway, good movie. Good movie. I like bruce willis. I like paul sensitive to making fun of russians
Well, I so I think I think the russians deserve more respect than that
They would not have had a space station that was that shitty. Wow
so i'm very interested and
Uh something that has popped up on the radar and uh, first of all, I was interested that it popped up on the radar
Then I was more interested in ian
Well california, yes
uh legalizing
Composting the composting of human beings. Okay that by itself
Hmm. Wow. Did I just say that?
But then the title says
california has joined
washington colorado vermont and oregon in legalizing the composting of human remains
I didn't know that you could do that in those other cells. Do you need a permit to do that?
I don't know but it sounds so I know you say my grandma just got jimmy to fish over. I need some fertilizer
So I know that you can I got a few bodies over here. I need to get rid of can I you know how?
What do they call it when you uh, uh, they put them on a big stack of wood
And they wrap them in like, you know, like in the old days like in the middle ages, correct the vikings and shit
Uh peer peer
Anyway, they would put them on that thing and they light them up. Yes
Uh, I think that is allowed
in some states
if you want to
It's called have a huge pyre pyre of pyre. Thank you wood. Yeah, you can that instead of you can burn your carcass
Yes, instead of being buried in a cemetery or cremated in a cemetery whatever you can do a pyre
I elect for that me too. I want mine the size in your yard. Oh my backyard. Yeah, you know, frisco a pyre and
Stink like
Or even better like a barbecue. They do floating ones
You know how like the vikings do floating ones and they shoot the flaming arrow. It would have to be in a designated area
I want that in my pool
I want somebody to shoot a flaming arrow from the parking lot of the church. No, just standing on the edge
Oh, it's right. Oh, of course right into the body
And then it starts lighting california expected to legalize human composting an eco-friendly burial method
That doesn't have to be so dark
Especially if you know that your body will be returned to the earth once you go and if you live in california
You just may be able to partake in that eco-friendly burial process
Do they grind you up?
I think as long as you can hang on for a few more years as california is considering a bill that would
Make it the fourth state to legalize human composting. I do not know the details
Maybe they grind you into like a fine. I don't think into a little green
I think that's I think they just put you in the earth as is
and uh
Does it take you up? No, no, no, they they either have to be cremated then you could spread the ashes or they grind you up
Compost ashes does not compost material
So what they put you in a blender. That's what I mean. I put you in. Yeah some sort of meat processor
How's it like to work in that facility? Yeah. Well
What if they took your body and they liquefied it using chemicals?
And like i'm breaking bad
You're dumping kind of but then you're dumping acid into your lawn. Uh, well actually that's kill you grass
I wouldn't let it grow and actually does not kill your grass
acid acid uh certain acids, yeah, like uh that will eat flesh and bone
Uh, well, yeah flesh and bone
Like the hell is that pneumatic? Yeah, it sounds like an old english
Mage or something the flesh and bone. I mean it is something that's been flesh and bone
God what the hell why are we even talking about this?
We know that
Trust me before they start doing composting on a grand scale. It will be soiling. Oh, there we go
We'll be selling green
California isn't the only state to put human composting on the table or rather in the organic burial vessel
Gross a few other u.s. States have already legalized the process and several others are considering so what we see here
is a
Bathtub bed looking thing with a bunch of wood chips on it. Yeah, it's got a little bag in there
And it's got some hay or something. Uh, and uh, I think they shove it into
a tube a wormerie
Where they have some worms that probably uh digest you and then you really relocate those worms
And then they put it into a bag. So grandpa hey
Yeah, you get a bag with some of aunt jamal's uh, you get a bag of grandpa heyward
And you put it into your garden and you spread it out with your gloves. I'll pass but can you imagine?
Uh, dude, we just had
shawn strawberries
Oh, and they were amazing. They were amazing now
So rich and full of nutrients are like the most popular strawberries on the planet. Everybody wants that it's super expensive to get that mulch
if I ate
strawberries that were grown from your
Power composted material would I be eating your dna?
In theory, yeah, i'm thinking I might just start shitting right now and saving it. I'm gonna get ahead of the game
Oh, you're gonna do extra compost. I'm gonna i'm gonna start excrement bagging now
You're gonna have like 10 years with the bags bags of shit
Hey along with your body homeboy was growing potatoes that way you can mars that way you could do a whole farm of shawn
Just throw your backyard with a dog shit
Oh, yeah, you get really nice
Grass ever. Thank you shawn. You did one thing, right?
I don't know. I don't know if you're gonna be allowed to
Vegetables from human compost materials surrounding your hedges, but now it's disgusting
But you can't I don't think they're gonna allow you to grow human or edible foods from it
Well, it didn't say anything about edible. I mean well fruits and vegetables, right? Well, who's gonna want to eat that?
Yeah, I grew this with uh, well if it's human what if it's organic and rich in nutrients
Yeah, is that gonna be another another section in the grocery store gmo human? It's
Oh my god, this was what's the acronym for that human?
Well, this human compost remains a cannibal veg
Cannibal veg cannibal veggies. I scrolled down just a little bit more. I want to see what the
California's considering legalizing human compost
Christina garcia recently introduced a bill which is co-authored by senator susan egman for the second time
No the bottom the bottom
Recompose is able to transform a dead human body into soil in just 30 days
Days by placing it in a burial vessel surrounded by plant material and mixing it with soil on a daily basis
That wouldn't smell bad, would it?
Again, is that automated or someone going in there to kind of toss it around?
Somebody's going in there with like a spoon someone's gonna have to toss that salad a pitchfork
Yeah, somebody's got a spoon and kind of turning it over one bone at a time. It doesn't that is just the human body just leaks
As well. Yeah, I mean you gotta imagine the plant material breaks down
It bloats if we're 90 if we're 90 percent water, I mean you gotta imagine there's not a whole lot left afterwards
That's what I mean. It leaks just bones
I remember when I buried bobo in the flower bed in the backyard good god. Yeah, right he so he
What got super bloated?
right
And then I went over to the flower the flower bed and there was this massive trail of ants
Oh going down into the carcass and I was like, oh that's just gross
They're all like tearing him apart carrying a little piece by piece circle of life of my poor little dog
It was all bloated you see his belly. Well, I it seemed like the soil was humped
I'm sure if I got up on the ground and started bouncing up and down it would have been like
You should have poked it you didn't poke it gross. So the human stick people say
Well, how much can a human make and uh as far as composting goes and the answer like if you were to say, all right
Well, I'm gonna donate my body
One cubic yard. That's not a lot. Actually. That is a lot
Well, hold on when you buy a bag of compost at at home depot
That is what if three cubic yards if you were if you were to fill up
The back of a ford 150 with one cubic yard of soil
It would be overflowing. Okay, that's retarded. Our bodies are not that big shawn. I'm just telling you what it says here
Oh, okay. It says one cubic yard to this
Yeah, human composting creates one cubic yard of soil per body. So maybe it's just uh one ingredient
Uh that you know, so it's like all right. Well, we have well how big is one cubic yard
Well, I just shared that with you. It's three foot by three foot by three foot
Show us a picture of one cubic yard of a composted human body
Are you kidding me? No, look I had an eight foot bed on the back of my truck
Three by three by three by three a cubic yard dude if we can stuff a human body into a suitcase
No, there's no way you're missing the point. Oh, that makes it worse. First of all, let's define what a cubic yard is
There's a cubic yard right there a cubic yard will fill up see that truck
It fills up the back of a truck and actually that's a little bit less than a cube yard dirt
Yeah, because I used to get a cubic yard
Uh, actually half this is one cubic yard
Well, they mix it with plant material. That's my point and it even says that that the process begins with three cubic yards of plant material
Oh, that's so gross
And then the families can either take the soil home once the process is complete
Just think about this guys donate some or all the soil to uh converse uh conservation efforts
They drive up in a truck that was your loved one
And now in a pile of dirt now, you're a big hunk of dirt
Yeah
Now they pour it into your flower bed and you just start digging in there and start putting come on in there and come on
Papa, if you start working you find it too. Yeah like
Oh my god, that'd be so gross
Leave it to you like a molar with a molar with a filling in it. Yeah. Oh like gold
Oh
Grandpa keeps giving I just found a ring. Oh god, that's awful. Yeah, I I'd pass he had a penis uh, uh piercing
No one checked the penis for a piercing and here it is. There it is
Yeah, what do they call that piercing on the penis the prince harry or prince charles prince albert. There you go
So my 80 year old father knows what a prince albert is. I don't think I want to know why I don't want to know why either
Yes, the circle of life
Well, that was an excellent bourbon I have to say I wish we had more of it
All right, we got you guys are still nursing yours. Yeah. Well, you know, wow i've been out for a while
That's not fair. Well
I don't know. I didn't get very much honestly. I didn't get you had the most you had two pores into that thing and they were both
Sub-substandard pores. I don't know about that. I think that's true
It is pretty stout. I could feel it burn. It's good
All right, well we're gonna do we're gonna do another one in the second half. We're gonna do a different one
We're gonna choose we're gonna do the 10 year
Like I said the 10 year tin cup is like a new one
I'm sorry like an old one, but it's not open. So it's new. Yeah, whatever. It's not
Okay with it, but just let's just get it. I'm on that. Let's get it like us
It's uh september's 27th of 2022 and we're signing off for the first half. We'll be back with a little buzz
Uh shout out to our producer. Thank you, sir. We'll see you in a second. Bye. Absolutely. I'm paul
I'm jeff