I don't know what to I've got.
I'm thirsty, so I have a beer and it tastes fantastic.
I've got a glass of this fine bourbon.
Very good.
Yeah, it's a 16 year.
Very how do you pronounce that Calamae Calamae Calamae.
The oldest bourbon we have ever purchased.
It's not necessarily the most expensive, but
highly regarded, man, still about 140 bucks or so.
Now that it's open, I know when I when we first poured it,
the the nose was very oaky today.
Oaky and the taste.
Yeah, very tobacco, very calm and lots of tannins.
I feel the tobacco still there, but I'm starting to taste
now that some of the the alcohol buzz has kind of
floated away.
I think the fruit, the stone fruit palette
is starting to come through.
That is an incredible nose now that it's been.
I smell lots of vanilla now.
I smell lots of lots of vanilla now.
So we're excited to talk about this bourbon.
Yeah, so it's Calamae 16 year
Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.
Yeah.
I don't six proof. Yeah.
So, you know, case those folks don't know dudes like us
go shopping once a week or we're supposed to go in.
We usually buy a bourbon each, you know, a decently priced one
30 to 70 bucks each.
You know, somewhere in there, we're not trying to get the super expensive ones.
And lately, the last month, we've been
we've been combining our our money and purchasing
a really nice bourbon for the podcast so we can sample it
and build up our repertoire, our collection,
which is well into the two hundreds, I'm assuming by now.
Yeah, it's probably two hundred.
I don't know how far I need to count them again.
We've actually cleaned out a couple of bottles.
Well, yeah, we have dumped a few bottles into our infinity bottle
in case you guys are wondering the infinity bottle.
Once we fill up that infinity bottle, we're going to be auctioning that off
at the dudes like us festival that's coming up.
Oh, really?
Thousand dollar reserve.
I'll tell you what, it's a gallon of it's a gallon of whiskey.
And look, folks, when that is not there's there's no really bad
any bad whiskey in it. It's all good. Right.
I mean, we don't really buy horrible whiskey, you know.
So, yeah, sure, there's a few anomalies in there.
But generally speaking, that's some quality stuff that's in there.
And to fill up a gallon. Come on.
I don't know how much that stuff's going to go for for auction.
But dudes like us are are excited and dudes like us are here tonight to talk.
It is September 20th and we're getting ready for the holidays.
My name is Sean. I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And this weekend sucked for me and fantasy football for obviously for you, too.
Yeah, I think I was slightly disgruntled on Sunday.
Oh, my God. You were a pecker.
It got to the point where at first I was kind of like, dude,
I was about to dump the garbage on the kitchen and.
But you know, but it was highly disgruntled.
Yeah, but then, you know, even Shelley was kind of like,
yeah, you're a little peppery, you know.
Well, I know to my benefit, I just drove six hours
and I came basically straight over to your house.
So yeah. And then my fantasy team is sucking ass.
And then my bangles sucked ass again and again.
So I was a little little disgruntled.
Well, I say what you didn't do as poorly as Sean did.
Oh, you know what? I didn't even see the final.
Well, you had a very you had over you had more points than I did.
Well, we didn't play each other.
But well, I think you had oh, I think you had over 100.
I had a hundred and eight.
And but again, my the person I'm going after,
you know, playing against careers, of course.
But I'm just saying if you get over 100 points, you can't you can't get upset.
Well, my wide receiver, I needed 50 points for my one right receiver to win.
He got 34. Oh, wow. Wow.
So I was like, he did.
It's like this could happen. Yes.
It's like I'm getting close. Wow.
But then Sean, something happened on your team.
Did you break? Oh, dude, I'm playing you this week.
Fifty. He had 50 points at 50 points, man.
It was just that train wreck. Oh, that that is.
I had some heavy hitters that just just didn't work out, man.
I mean, I got Mike Evans, who got suspended.
He does not even play in this week.
Now he's suspended for an additional game and right now.
Whatever, man. You know, if you're going to go,
if you're going to have a shitty week, you might as well go all out.
Yeah, just get it all out of the way, you know, in.
Of course, this week's not looking much better, but, you know, I am playing.
I'm playing Paul here.
So the Muskegon or mud rats, we'll see how that goes against the.
I think what I think what frustrates me the most would upset me the most
about fantasy football, especially this past Sunday, is I benched some people
who didn't do well last week. Oh, yeah.
And then they had excellent games.
You know, those are those are those are rookie mistakes.
Oh, no. Hey, look, I'm going to jump on the Barry bandwagon here.
All right. This is I had I had a just as good backup running back.
You didn't give him opportunity.
You gave him one week.
Well, because he got terrible reviews at everything that I was reading.
Yeah. No, as long as you read a little bit, they're like they're like,
yeah, he's not he's not playing very well.
He's not blocking or anything.
So they're not going to play much.
You have to look at the matchup week to week to week.
I have learned that if if they are if they're
I don't even know what are those stars that are next to them.
Some are one star.
Some are no stars. Some are five stars.
It's what they project.
His output is going to be based on the matchup.
Yeah, but like if you're if your receiver is your team,
if the team your receivers aren't going against the best defense in the league,
you're going to get like one or two stars in terms of.
So that changes week to week. Absolutely. All right.
It changes week to week.
And I'll make and I'll make changes.
They may have 20 points, you know, last week.
And then I look at this week and I see that the quarterback was injured.
And so and they're playing a really good defense.
So I'm like, you know, maybe I'll go for somebody who, you know.
But then they end up carrying like points.
Yeah, they have 11 touchdowns.
Hey, look, it's OK.
It just pisses me off. It's OK.
It's so dumb. You guys should have figured out by now,
but we can't control any of it.
It doesn't matter. Yeah, I mean, it's all be.
You can make educated decisions. Right.
And you know, still pisses me off.
Yeah. And you showed it to man.
You were very grumpy.
Well, on top of that, the Bengals lost. Right.
Yeah. That didn't help. Yeah. That's a double whammy.
Yeah. And you know what?
I'll tell you what, had you been Paul and the Cowboys
were beating the shit out of the Titans is unconsolable.
How would you feel last night?
How does Titan? I so I turn again.
I usually I just sit there and sulk, but I don't turn it off.
I turned it off at basically the beginning of the third.
And I've never that's the earliest I've ever turned off.
I didn't watch any of it.
I didn't either. Oh, I forgot it was on.
It was so pathetic.
Well, Stefan Diggs had a great game. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I mean, first off, Josh Allen's unstoppable. Right.
He's looking more and more like
Mahone when Mahomes first came into the league.
You know, he just couldn't do any wrong. Right.
I mean, he's doing no passes and all this kind of stuff.
I mean, he's kind of settled down a little bit.
I mean, he's still doing well,
but I think he's becoming more human, like more mortal anyway.
But he's starting to look like that where, you know, we'll be falling down.
He's a flip it. And it goes exactly where you know, all that kind of stuff.
Yeah. But you know, when I turned it off, I mean, it was pathetic.
It was 24 to 24 to seven.
And they punt to us and we just muffed the punt.
Gave him the ball back.
You're like, screw it. Yeah. No, that's what I was like.
OK, we're watching Breaking Bad.
Yeah, I did. Turned it off.
Watch started watching Breaking Bad.
And then Dawson's texting me, pick.
They get through it.
And I'm like, I don't care. I didn't watch anymore.
They lost 41 to seven. Wow. That's bad.
Yeah. Buffalo may be the FC team to beat this year. Oh, for sure.
I don't think anybody comes close to to to Buffalo this year.
No, I think the AFC side.
Yeah, I think Kansas City will play him tough.
I still don't know what the Bengals are these first two games.
I don't either. I was hoping the Bengals.
Well, of course, I was hoping they have the talent.
I don't know what their their offensive line.
Yeah, they're still suck.
They can't protect them.
You know, that can't do much if you can't protect.
And they spent a shit ton of money on that new offensive line.
Well, I think my gel. That's what I mean.
I mean, I don't know what they are.
Maybe that maybe they figure it out because they have the talent.
They just it's Cincinnati.
It can be so brutal.
You your team and and the Titans have a really tough schedule.
So I don't I don't be really bad.
I don't know how the general dudes like us community out there
listening to this podcast plays fantasy football.
If first of all, if you play fantasy football,
most of you, I'd say 90 percent, if not more, don't.
Have defensive
backs, DBS and DLS,
you know, the linebackers and defensive back cornerbacks
in our league, we pick those specifically.
So most people just have like a defense defense defense.
Yeah, I picked the Cowboys defense.
Yeah. And you know what?
That was cool for, you know, for some general stuff.
And it's easy because it's kind of like, fuck it.
You know, it's a staple.
You know, all right, I'm going to pick this one and just ride it the whole year.
I kind of like the having having that dimension of being able to score
because, I mean, you've got some pretty good seats in there playing DLS and DBS.
I mean, you could if you if you pay attention and, you know,
you got to draft three linebackers and I'll just make sure.
Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could do that as a draft strategy.
You know, get injured.
I'm not sure I would sign on to that strategy, but yeah.
I got a couple of good point earners
playing right now between Mike Parsons and
who the hell's my cornerback?
But he's he's doing really well as well.
He plays for the Chargers, I think.
And they give me good points every week.
Yeah, I usually. Yeah.
No, I mean, I've got a really good week one on defensive points.
So you never know.
You never know what you're going to get on that deal.
Oh, well, anyway, well, it's your early guys.
Don't get frustrated with fancy football.
So it's going to be fun.
The I was watching this week on and it was on prime.
I don't know if that's what it was.
What is the Lord of the Rings?
Oh, Lord, they got the they got the some reason of power. Yeah.
And I was just thinking, how retro is this?
This is so awesome to go back and to reengage into the Lord of the Rings.
And I think what a lot of these companies are doing
is is is awesome.
You know, like the Star Wars Disney, you know, they have and or they've got
they have just a bunch of different chapters of
of snapshots of of the stars and side stories.
All these little characters.
Just yeah.
And now the fact that the Lord of the Rings is coming up, I mean, what's next?
But I tell you what, a lot of the Tolkien geeks are upset.
Really? Why?
Because it's not following the lore correctly.
The Tolkien history and lore correctly.
This is like the alternative books.
And no, it's not based off of any books.
Well, but it's based off of based off of the lore, right?
Of the the story. OK. Right.
So I've heard that the writer Tolkien actually
died. He died a long time ago.
He based some of the storylines from
from old, old writings found.
I heard he was like a historian of he was in war.
He wrote a story in World War One or two, I think.
That's how he escaped.
He wrote the stories anyway.
So, yes. So you have that's that's why I said they said that.
He claims that some of these things that are in his story are true.
That happened, you know, thousands of thousands of years ago.
But but elves know what he based.
Well, one of those are the bunch of short days.
The Tolkien purists mountains are upset because it's it's
it's breaking some of the whatever you want to call it, right?
Just like the Star Wars nerds.
As soon as you throw something in that doesn't make sense within the.
Did they give an example of?
Well, yeah, that they have black black elves.
A lot a lot of the Tolkien nerds are upset about.
I could give a shit, you know, like, oh, because they're making
Lord of the Rings won't.
Well, no, it's not.
Well, could be.
But the Tolkien guys and gals say, well, Tolkien based
all of this off of English history, right?
Medieval times or whatever you want to call it. Right.
And, you know, the elves, the hobbits and all that were a bunch of Anglo Saxons.
Right. So you're you're forcing this and you're altering it.
So they're upset about that. I could care less.
Because is a story good? Yes.
Because it's not historic.
You know, if you're going to change history. Right.
Like Queen Elizabeth. Right.
Whatever that in Bridgerton. Screw that. Right. Right. Right.
Screw that. But no, that's exactly what I was thinking of.
Is that Bridgerton, how they yeah, they they're changing history and making it.
No, no, I don't agree with that.
But, you know, but at the same time,
you know, I'm also saying, you know, James Bond needs to be a British dude. Right.
Can't be a female. Well, I actually listened to this recently.
He he can be if you if you're going to introduce something else, make it double
oh nine. Like give it give it its own identity. Correct.
Make it some make call it something else. Right.
Have start a new franchise if that's what you want to do. Yeah, sure.
I mean, don't take away from the uniqueness of what you're trying to introduce
to the British spy scene. But don't change double oh seven. Right.
No, but I'm really enjoying Lord of the Rings because I like Lord of the Rings.
I read the books and I've been thinking about I may read them again
because I really enjoyed them.
There's a lot more in the books than in the movies.
Of course. Always. Yeah, of course.
So they're claiming racism,
misogynistic complaints, racism and misogynistic complaints.
What are they claiming that they are thousands of so-called Tolkien fans
have bombarded the Internet with racist and misogynist complaints.
On the other side of the spectrum are the fans embracing it.
Twenty five million viewers tuned in to the series premiere.
Oh, they're calling the people who are criticizing it racist.
Correct. Oh, I see.
Hold on. No, they're.
Well, they are because they said they said, you know, that all
all the characters need to be European. Right.
And they're calling them racist because that's what Tolkien based it off.
It drives me crazy. They're not being racist.
They just want the story to stick to to, you know, what the original material
was. And I understand that I get it.
But in this case, I can look past it.
I know I kind of contradict.
I contradict myself sometimes, but that's kind of like Hamilton.
Right. You know, that's history, though. Right.
Yeah. Well, I mean, but still, I mean, it's it's Hamilton.
Yeah, it's based on history.
Obviously, there's they don't recite things.
They didn't rap back then.
Rap. And there weren't there weren't that many black people in politics.
You know, that's my whole point is that there was a bunch of black people
in Hamilton. In fact, they're all black, aren't they?
I don't know. And Hispanic. Yes.
And Hispanic. I've never seen it.
I've seen parts of it. It's actually a really good.
It's just I don't know.
It's kind of a turn off from the point, aren't they?
You like making fun of of.
Oh, my God, I'm lost. My track was what they call on Hamilton.
I've never seen it.
A misogynistic or is it kind of a womanizer beat his woman or something like that?
I don't recall that.
I don't recall that. You've seen it, though.
I've seen 75% of it.
Well, I mean, it's a it's a production.
As far as the quality of the production goes.
Oh, man. Much people running around dancing and singing.
And music. It's great.
I mean, from from that, you know, it's it's a show.
But, you know, as far as using it as the gospel
for rewriting history, it's not a whole narrative.
Yeah. I mean, no, it's not.
It's and that's exactly what Bridgerton's doing, too.
Then they're not.
This is a fictional, a fictional historical piece.
Yeah, but I disagree with real characters.
I think that they all Hamilton is.
Well, Hamilton has Hamilton in it has been Franklin in it. OK.
And they're a different color. Of course.
Really? Yes.
OK, well, what if we wrote a play of Martin Luther King being white?
I don't know.
Don't you think you get that would cause a little bit of shit?
Would that cause a stink? Of course it would.
I think someone would get upset.
But, you know, it's just look, I didn't want to dig up that too much.
But it's just kind of weird. I didn't know. I didn't know that.
I thought it was just a historical piece that was like
I didn't realize they were changing actual people to like to look to be different.
Well, I mean, there was some other Netflix
check the series that came out where there was a someone they made black
that wasn't supposed to be black. It was Bridgerton.
Was that what it was? Yeah. Queen Queen of England.
I don't understand that. OK.
I don't know. That's weird. Yeah, I refuse to watch it.
I just thought it was a historical piece with fictional characters.
And sure, you can change the dynamic of what it was back then.
Sure, it's all fictional. Who cares?
But I didn't know they were changing actual historical figures
to be somebody different. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 100 percent.
OK, so now you're going to start.
They're going to have a movie about George Washington
and they're going to make him a woman.
Today's world, you would see it. It'd be Georgina.
Well, that's what I'm saying. And that's exactly my point.
I think people would be just upset about about that changing the gender
as they would be about changing the color, about changing the this
and changing that.
The point is, you're deviating from who that person was. Right. Period.
So we got in any way, shape or form. Right.
We got a big family argument last night.
And when I say we it was me, I got mad.
We were we're trying to come up with themes for a Halloween party.
And we're going to do Cowboys and Indians.
All right. OK.
And it's the opinion of some.
That that's racist. That's racist.
No, what they call that, they call that
they call that when you're stealing somebody's culture.
Cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation.
So if you have people show up and they're dressing at dressing
as Native American Indians, it's cultural appropriation.
No, you're celebrating the culture.
I know it was a young folks in the family who thought it was.
I was well, it wasn't me or my wife.
So, you know, it wasn't the producer.
You know, it was. So what are you going to do?
Well, I mean, I don't care.
Frankly, I don't even want a Halloween party. I'm out.
I was going to say, I thought you were trying to wind that down.
I don't I mean, I'm not really.
I've grown out of them.
You know, I like to party. I like to have fun.
I just would rather go over to your house for for a big shindig.
And it's not that I like to host parties. Right.
But I like to have our gatherings.
You know, smaller in control.
Yeah. The gatherings we have.
I mean, are they out of control?
They people laying just they can be.
They're just laying in the ground just like I do.
I have five. I have a disc jockey that plays at the house.
You know, there's there's a dance floor that's full, you know,
I mean, in the past.
I mean, you've seen it.
I've had light trusses in my house where, you know, it's just it's just
off the hook and.
And you know, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
But I will say that's what the wife wants.
And the and the producers got some Halloween costumes on the screen
and some of them are, you know, Native American costumes.
I would imagine there's some some pretty pretty racy, pretty sexy.
Yeah, some some sexy.
Oh, that's a guy.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Pretty sex. Oh, that's a guy.
Way to pull the plug on that, that that little line of.
Yeah, there's a way. But she's five. Come on.
Oh, we're not talking about that.
Yeah. And then what's next?
Are they going to start outlawing
makeup for certain people?
Like, you know, you're not allowed to wear that type of makeup.
It's too dark for your skin.
You're trying to look like a cultural appropriation.
Yeah. Yeah.
I call bullshit.
There's so much that that's it's just it noise the shit out of me.
I'm like, come on, man.
Can we go back to a time when we were like,
you know, nobody gives a shit? I know.
Did you have you have seen the videos on some guy from Prager?
You he goes out and he was he was wearing a I've seen him do a couple of different things.
He was wearing a sombrero and a blanket type thing.
And he had a mustache. So it looked like a Mexican. Right.
Yeah. They tore him up.
And the kids, the white kids were all offended. Yes.
So he went into the Mexican neighborhood.
Oh, so this was an experiment. Yeah.
So he was interviewing people. OK.
And they were upset that like, you're racist.
You're this, you're this, you're this.
All the white little college kids.
Yeah. Liberal.
So he went into the Hispanic neighborhood and they loved it.
You look really good. I really like the hat.
Great colors mustache.
You need to work on it, but it looks good.
You know, it's funny.
So what am I supposed to do for Oktoberfest when it comes time for me
to put my leader calls on?
Well, you can't dress as a German person.
That's cultural appropriation. Yeah.
What the hell? I mean, what's next?
Are we not allowed to go to the store and eat tacos?
All you could do is.
No, you can't eat that food anymore.
That's you could only dress up like a leprechaun ever.
Well, I'm Irish. So that's what I mean.
Yeah. You're only a leprechaun.
You have the right to dress as a leprechaun or a potato.
I'm going to wear a kilt and have me shamrock right under my.
Hold on. You're not Scottish.
You're Irish. It's you cannot wear a kilt.
That's cultural appropriation. No, that's not true.
They is they have kilts for the Irish.
Yeah, absolutely. In Ireland.
Yes, I thought the Scottish were killed.
Well, they do wear kilts.
They were killed on both sides of the.
They live on the same island.
What do you think? They're going to change the attire.
I just crossed the fifty four.
Apparently, it's a different island.
It is a different island.
Now it's it's it's up north a little bit.
No, Scotland is on Great Britain.
Ireland is its own separate island. Unbelievable. Hold on.
And that is your ancestry.
That's your damn home, your home.
You're from there. Yeah, you're from there.
So well said.
You're from there, Sean.
I knew that. Have you ever been to Ireland?
I haven't.
Well, you know, there's not that much distance.
Let me see. Measure the distance.
Not but that has been if you can think of one place in the world
that's had the most number of years of conflict, it's probably that one.
The Irish and the Scottish and the English have been at each other's
throats forever. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, and only the Scottish were killed.
That's not true, though. Yeah.
Put it away. You have to sell it to the Irish.
Do you need and your tactical one?
I would take it back.
No, your tax is killed. It's gone.
We're selling it. It's got the Irish colors on it.
It has the like us garage sale type in Irish kilts
and see if something pops up.
Oh, look at that. It changed it to Scottish.
I think Sean's kind of panicking. Yeah, he is.
He's like, please, the Irish were killed.
The most the kill most traditionally associated with Ireland
is known as the saffron cult. Originally from Scotland.
Made in Scotland.
It's got that little endorsement.
Originally made in Scotland.
You dick.
I don't know.
The saffron is a mustard yellow in color and often
has shamrock up the keeks adorning the peat.
All right. It doesn't matter.
Hey, by the way, we support whatever country
you want to dress up as.
Yeah. Well, that's what I have right there.
I have that that exact kill.
Right. The one that's a little bit left and down.
That's what I have. It looks like a blanket.
It does look like a blanket.
Yeah, but then you can take it off.
Where are the pleats? Where are the pleats?
Well, mine has a pleats on there, I guess.
Wouldn't that be fun?
No, you take your lady out there, you take your kilp off,
you lay down on the ground.
Yeah. You you you get a blanket.
Yeah. You have an instant picnic.
I'd call it to me buffet.
It's all you can eat.
Oh, well, well, I forgot to turn my phone.
Phone etiquette.
And we both grab ours.
I know.
Have you ever you ever been like in
I say you've been in church, but I know the answer to that.
But if you've been in a place
where you're not allowed to have your phone ringing
as somebody rings and like the whole place,
they look over there and then they all kind of check
their own phone in meetings. That's happened.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody does that.
They all check their phones. Funny.
You know, it trips me out that I think about the
God bless it.
What is it? What was the little Irish dude?
Leprechaun, Leprechaun, Rumpelstiltskin.
All right. So what trips me out is the the member of the horror movies
with the watching the Irish stuff kind of triggered me to the Leprechaun.
Remember the horror movie with the Leprechaun?
I've never watched any of those.
Oh, man, it's a tradition.
Which one had the Leprechaun is a Leprechaun.
Yeah, it's called Leprechaun.
And it's it's it's a Leprechaun.
And he lives in he comes out and
I think they have like three of them.
And we watch it every Halloween.
And I just watched him.
It sounds so stupid.
It is stupid, but it's small. Just kick them.
No, these guys.
But honestly, it can't be stupider, more stupid than Chucky. It's not.
I mean, come on. It is about a stupid little doll walking around stabbing.
There's a TV show now that Chucky the doll is a doll.
But these leprechauns are like they're about the size of midgets.
I mean, they're small people, whatever the fuck they're called.
But obviously, most horror movies are stupid.
They're supposed to be stupid.
But there's some really good ones throughout history.
Yeah, there's been some really good.
Well, what do they what do they start coming out like in the 80s?
I think one of the first ones was like was it Friday?
What I remember Jason.
What which one was Friday the 13th?
That was I would I would say which one was first Halloween or Friday.
Halloween was 76.
I think Friday the 13th was after that.
Was it? Yeah.
So I don't remember watching Halloween,
but I remember everybody watching Friday the 13th.
To me, I never got to see it because I was too young
and my parents were not going to allow me to go see it.
So I never saw it.
I have seen it now. There's a couple of scenes.
I don't remember the whole movie, but I remember like one or two.
One or two scenes.
I didn't like scary movies.
Scary movies. I didn't do well with scary movies.
Did you cry? No, I'm scared.
I didn't want to watch it.
Yeah, Friday the 13th was 1980. 1980.
And Halloween came out in 78.
And you think about it now, the if you were to put all those movies
on TV right now, I think you'll find
the worst things on the Disney Channel for kids.
Probably. Probably.
I mean, I've seen some pretty gruesome things on the Disney Channel,
not the Disney Plus streaming network.
Remember the Disney Channel that was dedicated to, you know,
really polio is that kids are allowed to watch.
Terrifying. Really polio.
Only what is that?
That's it.
Brandon, watch that.
It's an animated movie, animated TV show.
Yeah, probably. Dylan watched it.
It was computer animation.
It was computer animation. It was a robot.
It was kind of cool, though.
Yeah, I watched it with him.
Yeah, I watched it. But I've never watched it.
Yeah, I think I think
well, the horror movies go all the way back to the 20s, right?
I didn't watch those, but I used to watch black and white silent movies.
Well, I used to watch.
I remember again, you have three channels when I was growing up.
Frankenstein and I'd watch the Frankenstein.
I watched the Mummy. I watched Wolfman.
I watched Dracula. I used to watch all those.
I guess, yeah, I guess those were the those were the themes
of the content of the original horror movies were exactly that Dracula,
Frankenstein, stuff like that.
And then then became all of them cabins by the lake.
Yeah, that was that was what's so scary about a lake house?
Well, I think well, I mean, that was Friday the 13th.
Not that was that one.
There's just have to be 15 of them. I think I know.
I like those those those commercials that mock
Halloween and like the people are running around.
Yes. And they're like, maybe we ought to hide in this.
The shed filled with chainsaws.
Oh, that's a Geico. That's a Geico.
And he's always raises his eyes. He's like, Oh, God.
Yeah, really, the horror guy, the killer is like, she would take the car.
No, we don't want to take the car.
Right. It's a great commercial.
That's stupid.
Well, let you play. Why don't you play the Halloween theme song real quick?
Halloween.
This is one I've never seen, but I recognize the music.
I recommend watching was supposed to be scary.
Watch the first one.
Again, it's not it's not violent as far as gross.
It's all visual.
It's all like in your mind.
Psychological. I think those are the best.
Those are the ones I like anyway, where I can play this on the piano.
It's like three keys.
Well, I hear four.
Oh, six.
So if you were in a lake house with like, you know, a bunch of other people
and you heard that music and you and it was like one o'clock in the morning,
you turned out all the lights and just jam this as loud as you could.
How many people would like actually get like uncomfortable?
Now you hear.
I think if you just had a barely audible, so they'd be like, what is that?
And you walked around with an axe.
Well, you stick like a boombox out in the woods.
So it's coming from the woods.
Nice. Somebody's watching a movie out in the forest.
Or the or the Friday the 13th little sound that they used to do
when the bad things were about to happen. Oh, yeah.
This is this old school stuff.
So we got Halloween.
And what about Friday the 13th sound?
I don't know. Do you have Friday?
Did that have a theme?
I don't remember. I'm sure I had a theme.
I had a certain noise.
I mean, because look, there's there.
Well, we have the thing.
There's a bunch. And then we got
the Freddy Kirkery, Kruger, Kruger,
not Maryln, who Smith did a song about
Nymer and else, Elm Street.
I think he did.
Yeah. Was it about slapping people?
And the poor dude could be.
You play that real quick.
It was the sound that was.
Yeah.
So this is the original Friday the 13th, the.
The poster that they're in the forest and, you know.
No, it's a sound.
That.
That was.
Yeah, I'll tell you who had another good one was
that psycho psycho.
Oh, psycho.
Was that the one?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that was psychos weird.
I saw the making of Psycho.
You have to stop this before I get a migraine.
Yeah, you might just blast it.
So the psycho one is an interesting.
Why don't you play that for Halloween?
I think we have that on there.
We do. All right.
So we have like when they were filming cycle, they were trying to
because it's black and white.
They were trying to figure out what do we use to simulate blood?
And they use Hershey syrup.
Yeah, it's chocolate syrup.
Oh, but it was black and white.
They didn't have to worry about the.
They needed to be the right consistency and dark.
Yeah, the viscosity, you know.
But she had like chocolate running all over her body.
Oh, it was all over her face.
Her eyes were glued shut with it.
Mm hmm. Like you click donut.
That's like really.
I'll wait for Shana said, oh, if he did.
So you jumped in there right away.
Psycho. Well, you wasted no time with that one.
Anyway, I've seen this one once.
This movie once.
But the one I used to watch a lot from him is the birds, the birds
from Alfred Hitchcock.
You know, the Alfred Hitchcock.
Well, didn't he have the one with the guy sits by the window
and watches people murder people? Yes.
Call the seat something by the window by the window.
Yeah. I don't remember what exactly.
He was in a wheelchair with me. Yeah.
And he was like watching this guy
seemingly kill somebody and then seemingly bury them in the garden.
Right. And you know, stuff like that.
He tries to solve it as some creepy shit, you know.
So, uh, Mr. Producer, if you could kind of pop to the middle of this song or.
Yeah, just a better.
So some of the pop to the middle of it, something like that.
Yeah, somewhere.
Yeah. Right. Where you see here that little.
Oh, where it goes up like that. I see.
Yeah, somewhere over there.
All right. Because this was the scary stuff,
because, you know, this is happening where, you know, she's in the shower
and he's walking into the hotel room.
Trust his grandma.
He's got he's dressed like grandma and he's got a butcher knife.
Spoiler alert, kitchen. No.
Yeah, I was going to watch it tonight.
Oh, there it is.
He pulls back the shower curtain, starts striking forward.
One stab into the chest, another stab into the back.
Hershey's syrup all over the floor.
Screams.
What is it about the whole vulnerability of being in the shower?
Well, somebody's going to kill you.
I guess you're a dude.
They just want to get it.
You want a nude scene? You're nude, I guess.
And you can see through the shower curtain.
Wasn't Jim Lee Curtis one of those?
She was at Halloween.
Anthony, who was Vera Miles was the actress in there.
Well, it was not. It was not Vera Miles.
Huh? So, I mean, if you had to name a top
a top three of your favorite horror movies of all time, what would they be?
I don't really. I think Poltergeist.
That's definitely my top three.
I would agree with Poltergeist because, you know, it it wasn't
it was a horror movie, but it wasn't that bad.
It was a family friendly horror movie.
It absolutely was not. I thought it was.
I think it was also the timing of our life.
We're what? Maybe that's what it was.
Yeah. Or whatever.
I think it was the timing of the life.
Yeah, that was scary because you have all those people
that don't know what Poltergeist is, it was this family that moved
into this neighborhood that they build the community on top of an old cemetery.
Indian cemetery.
There was all this weird stuff going on in and
because they had a Indian theme party. Yeah.
You know, they did.
I don't remember that.
Did not have a cowboy's an Indian theme party and then all hell broke loose.
Yeah, but I thought it was interesting the way they had those little portals
that popped up throughout the house and they're kind of like, what the hell?
They threw a tennis ball into one side of the portal.
When it popped out on the other side of the portal,
I had like pink smeg all over the hills that then you had that small lady,
the midget lady, very southern accent.
Yes. You know.
Oh, yeah.
You have to walk towards the light to the light, like a southern bell,
like from Georgia or so. Yeah.
She was really creepy. Yeah.
There she is right there. Yeah.
Yeah. The pimp as glasses, though, with those shades.
Those are the definitely 80 shades.
I remember the scene that really got me the most is when the guy rips his face off.
Yes. In the shower.
In the mirror. In the mirror.
Well, he has like a zit or something and he starts picking at it.
And he starts tearing his face off.
Yeah. I creeped out when the boy was sleeping in his room
and that clown was under his bed and then it started coming out, poking around.
The shit started flying around the the room and something was tapping on the window.
Then it was a bridge and the bridge came in and pulled him out.
And then it's chucked him inside the trunk and he was eating him.
He's all eating the. Wow.
It's like Jabba the Hutt.
He apparently was.
God, you know, it's unfortunate.
Yeah. You know, it's unfortunate about this is
these actresses have died like shortly, like that little girl.
She died very young.
Yeah. And the older sister was kidnapped and murdered.
What? After this movie was made.
What the hell for her boyfriend?
And so there's a conspiracy that anybody associated with that movie
ended up dying.
It's either that or I can't remember if it was her.
Maybe a pizza pizza or a fan came up and shot her or something like that.
And Kren Nielsen is still alive. Dominique Dunn.
She's the one who got killed, I think, right after this movie came out.
It was either a fan who shot her or her boyfriend got her and killed her.
God, that's awful.
Yeah, she didn't. She didn't last long after this movie came out.
Unfortunately, and I do remember the little girl being like dying of cancer
or something. Yeah. Heather O'Rourke.
Carolyn, Carolyn.
And when and didn't you go into the TV?
Yeah, she went into the TV or something.
Yeah. Is that the one with the other here?
Yeah, she's staring at the static TV and it's like, yeah, yeah.
OK, can you stop doing that?
Yeah, that was a little unnerving.
Yeah, that was a good one. That was a really good one.
I would say that like, you know, I know a lot of people are into horrors
and stuff like that, but I remember when that one came out, it was like
everybody had to go see it.
It was like a mainstream.
That was Steven Spielberg.
Yeah, a mainstream. Everybody had to go see it.
Then you have the ones that are just absolute panic attacks,
which is like the exorcist.
Well, it's kind of like what if you watch that?
Those are hardcore. Have you seen that movie?
Yeah, I've actually seen the exorcist and that one.
Wow. That one sticks with you.
Did with me anyway. Yeah.
And then Amityville Horror is not much better.
Oh, wow. Forgot about that.
I never saw that one.
Oh, yeah. That one was just as creepy.
I thought that was based. That's a real house. Right.
Yeah. That's a real house.
And the exorcist creeped me out.
My sister and I read to that when my mom and dad went out
disco dancing back in the day.
Wow. John Q.
Were they wearing like all these one piece body suits that like shimmered?
And I think my dad was wearing a brown suit.
I have no idea. They went out disco dance.
Yeah, they'd go dancing at their back of the day.
It was disco. Right.
That's where we're looking at pictures of the exorcist.
And I'm telling you, I'm getting flashbacks of that girl.
They did the makeup on her incredibly well.
Oh, yeah. You know, and, you know, for being such a young child,
she was possessed.
She she really did a great job looking possessed.
And I tell you, like better that movie better than Sigourney Weaver.
That movie scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, that movie scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, when she crab walked.
Oh, I mean, she does.
She crab walks. Yeah.
Like on the ceiling. No, across the floor.
And then she vomits pea soup.
Yeah, just everywhere.
Everywhere. You know, it's, you know, made the Christ
something of Christ's compels you the power of Christ compels you.
Is that what it is?
Oh, the priest who's trying to.
Yeah, they've got the the holy water there and they've got the the cross
of the power of Christ compels you the part.
And the voice is like this.
Vomits everywhere. Yeah.
Yeah. What's weird is she's cussing like a sailor.
She's 12. Right.
There is no carry on here. Only Zulu.
Yes. Yeah, you're crushing the strange.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The exorcist, I won't say that's my favorite exorcist.
I won't go see ever.
I saw it once. It's enough for me. Yeah.
Done. Another one of my favorites.
And it could it could be because I went to the theater to see this.
My dad drug us. For what reason?
I don't know. We saw the thing and that came out 1980.
So I was or 82.
And what year did the thing? 82.
So I was 12. Wow.
When this thing came out, I did.
I've saw I've seen it.
And it scared the crap out of me with that.
This I've never seen scare me at all.
Were you 12? This is Kurt.
I mean, I was 12, 11 or 12.
I mean, that creeped me out.
Look at that hair on Kurt Russell, though.
Yeah, he was well bearded and well named.
Yeah, lots of lots of hair going on.
Quite the pelt.
Yeah, he does. Yeah, I recommend it.
It's very, very well done.
That looks really bad.
Well, I mean, considering in 1980, when that came out, special effects,
it was it was pretty good.
And the storyline was pretty solid, too.
You know, considering their their remote in the middle of the
as Antarctica and this thing was frozen.
So they had no idea. They just unveiled it, thought it out.
And all of a sudden, it's it's a communicable
starts harassing them. It's an alien, right?
That's that communicable alien that jumps from blood to blood.
And it takes on the form of that person.
So it absorbs you basically.
Yeah, leaves a dead body.
And then you just goes on and you're like, and then you you you know,
it's them because if you were to cut open their finger or something,
and then you you take heat and apply it to the blood,
then the blood will jump out.
And then at that point, you you kill the. Oh, man.
It was a tense scene when they had them all strapped to the sofa.
Yeah, because they all suspected that these four people were this alien.
One of them was one of them was they didn't know who they were killing people.
Oh, Tripp, the black guy that he took that razor and cut his thumb.
It looks real. Oh, my God.
And I was like, it was it looked real. Yeah.
But they were very, very freaking out.
And like where it was, they were all sitting there tense.
And he and Kurt Russell was he'd got this piece of copper
and he'd stick it in the thing with the blood.
You know, it's fizzle, fizzle, fizzle.
And he gets up the next one and the blood jumps out of the.
Yeah, this frickin vine just just populates and shoots out.
And the crystallization just comes at you.
And the guy on the sofa starts seizing.
The stuff starts flying out of him and the guys are still strapped next to him.
And they're freaking out because this thing's over here kind of,
you know, the spaghetti's flying out of it.
Everything. Oh, my God. It was good.
Yeah. And they're happened from it's almost like there's pods out there
in Antarctica where they've got these little tunnels,
these little metal tunnels that they travel from pod to pod.
You know, and I think that's I think the environment was part of it as well
because they did a very good job in capturing the the desolation
and just how miserably cold it is out there.
And they are the sofa. Yeah.
I forget that black guy.
He said, Give me the fuck out of here.
Totally turn it up a notch.
Yeah, I recommend if you see it on the it's old.
Some of the special effects they get really.
But you know what I want to hear? I'm Mr.
producer if he could pull up Nightmare on Elm Street, Will Smith.
And this was this was a staple in
was it 84 or 85?
I bet it was because they were because they were like five or six Elm Street.
Yeah, it's got Will Smith.
And this is a song.
Yeah, it's a song video.
You seriously you've never heard this. I.
I've heard it blocked.
I'm sure I have.
Just play the soundtrack or.
What are we doing?
Oh, right there.
All right.
So he's got it's a DJ,
a jazzy Jeff, and he's popping it up on YouTube in the French Prince.
A Nightmare on Elm Street.
What on earth do you think happened to that poor boy?
Yes, in all my years of medical practice, I've never seen anything quite so.
This came out in 2018.
My God. See?
No, it did not.
But what?
Have you heard this?
I'm sure I will in a second.
I recognize it.
Well, it sounds like all his music. Yes.
So he'd been around doing this kind of shit a long time.
This is 1988.
Yes, I remember.
All his little songs sound the same.
Oh, boy.
I bet you he regrets this video.
Whatever. You know, that's just the thing.
You imagine in 1988, he was rich and popular, you know, and
you don't have to play anymore.
Yeah, you could scrap.
But the thing is, it took back to the slap from Will, you know, and just
the just the way he is, you can imagine someone that doesn't have to need
for anything from the early years of the 88.
And I don't know when the show came out with the French Prince or Biller.
Was that 80s? I think in the early 90s, maybe.
I mean, he I mean, he did not have a fantastic rapping career.
I mean, he played a couple of songs.
Yes, they did make it well because there were more kind of theme oriented stuff.
And it was because it was Will Smith.
But it sure the hell wasn't because Will Smith was good because he cannot rap.
I mean, he's kind of horrible. Great.
You know, and I like I like some of his movies.
You know, he's got a lot to say that boys, you know, I like the movie.
Wild, wild west.
There was a catastrophe with these.
I am legend. Independent.
I am legend. I am legend was actually good.
Classic movie. I enjoyed that.
I was a horror movie because that was a vampire ish.
Yeah. And the fact that zombie.
Yeah, they were coming after him and he had all that stuff set up.
But zombies, what are the there was?
Oh, they weren't vampires.
There was zombie Independence Day.
I mean, that was a good movie. Yeah, that was entertaining.
Yeah, it was good.
He was a fighter pilot.
Yeah, there's the legend.
I really I really enjoyed that one.
And then he had the one where he was a superhero, but a bad superhero.
Hancock. Yeah.
Yeah. What was I never saw that was not very good.
Yeah. Well, you know, he was a drunk and he he was.
He was he was not what they call it.
He was immortal.
And, you know, he was bored.
He's like, yeah, he's been alive for hundreds of hundreds of years.
And he's just kind of like burnt out on life.
And he's like, fuck it, I don't care. I'm drinking. And
basically.
But the thing is, is that he the movie, the movie had a lot of potential
because there was like part of his mind, he had forgotten the past.
And, you know, he was married with this other woman.
And there were a lot of things that that came out.
That's, you know, the movie did present it very well. Right.
You know, it made it kind of.
Yeah, I don't remember it having to be very well received.
That's for sure.
They wanted they wanted to have fun with it and kind of give it a Will Smith
funny kind of air to it.
And it just wasn't like that.
Didn't do very well. I didn't care for it.
It didn't work. No, it didn't work for me anyway.
It really could have, though. It had the potential.
And, you know, and frankly, I don't know if somebody else could have
pulled it off like Will Smith.
You know, maybe Martin.
So they're trying to make it all slapstick.
Yeah. Yeah, there's some comedy to it or they try.
All right. What other what other horror movies
I'm trying to dig deep got the nightmare.
What about Alien?
Alien was a fantastic the first one.
Yeah. You know what?
That one got my balls to shrink up a little bit.
You know, that one was awesome.
You got the oh, we're going to get there.
We're going to get that was alien.
Oh, that was the second one.
And I consider that more of an action movie than a horror movie.
Oh, great. I think the first one was a horror movie.
I think the second one was an action movie.
100 percent agree.
Because remember, the thing's loose on the on the spaceship
and they don't know what it is or where it is.
Well, they didn't know until the guy's stomach erupted.
Yeah. That whole scene, if you weren't prepared for it,
you're like, holy shit. Well, well, OK.
So they go out and they visit.
There's like a homing beacon. Right.
And they go out to a ship or something and the guy gets attacked.
And he's got the deal.
It breaks through his mask, right?
And it lays the seed in his stomach.
But they didn't know that.
Well, no. Well, yeah, they saw that it puts up down his throat.
Yeah, you're right. It put the egg down its throat. The egg. Yeah.
And so they have him and they're not sure how to take it off without killing him.
Right. And so finally, it just releases from him. Right.
And they're like, OK, well, I guess we're good here. Right.
And then they're all sitting down to eat.
And he starts choking and coughing and lift up his shirt.
And he falls down. He didn't lift his shirt up or something.
You saw it. The blood just went.
It shot through his stomach.
And you got that little alien that pops out. Hello, my baby.
Hello, my mama.
Oh, it's that from Spaceballs.
I think it's baseballs.
That's right. I forgot about that.
That was hilarious.
But that was the start.
Now there's, you know, like six alien versus predator.
I know they roared after.
To me, I don't think it ended after two.
Like nothing happened.
Yeah, three was was pretty bad where they ended up on the prison colony.
Yeah. And then I know there's a fourth one.
I don't know. But yeah, it went downhill.
The first one was was was exceptional.
The second one, I think, was the best.
Oh, yeah. It's one of those rare situations
where the sequel was better than the first one. Right.
Well, there are two different styles of they are.
They are. So good, though.
So good. And there's a little picture of the alien Prometheus.
The thing is shooting out.
And you're like, what the hell?
I mean, looks like. Yeah.
And then it takes off.
And then that's when it gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
It starts killing the killing them one by one. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy.
That was actually scary.
And you had the the Android on on that ship.
Yeah. And look, you know, his blood.
That was creepy. Yes.
So there's there's a couple more that
and we've talked about some of these we need to go into like the Lost Boys.
I thought I don't know if that's necessarily a horror movie, but it was.
It was a good movie. I liked it.
But but I think one that was kind of kind of broke the mold was Scream.
I would say the the funny spoof.
Well, it's the one where he wears the big white mask.
Yeah, no, no. I mean, the first one wasn't a spoof, I don't think.
No. And that was I think they necessarily were.
Courtney Cox was in it.
Well, and it had Ned Campbell.
Yeah, Neve Campbell scream.
OK, then what are the movies?
Scary movie. OK.
The movie was the airplane. I think those messed up.
Yeah. Scream Scream, I thought was done very well.
Scream was an actually scary movie.
Yeah. And on the phone.
What are you wearing? Yes.
What are you doing?
And he's in the house.
I'm in. I'm upstairs in your bathroom.
But which movie is this?
They have a dump.
It's a scream.
Oh, scream.
But there's another one where they where they say, have you
have you checked the children and they record the call
and it's coming from inside the house?
That was I think. Yeah, that's that's an older one.
Oh, that's like the old horror movie that late 70s, early 80s.
Look who's someone's calling or something like that.
Yes. I remember that.
That was super creepy.
Yeah. I'm sure Scream stole a little bit of that.
Oh, yeah. For that that whole scene.
Because they're like, that's coming from inside the house.
Yeah. But I think that was that was well done for one of the newer ones.
One that I also like that I also saw that one.
A stranger calls when a stranger calls.
Yeah, as American were often in London.
If you watch that was that one, Michael J. Fox.
No, that was Teen Wolf. Oh,
I was not quite the same.
Yeah. No, that was really good.
The American World War One.
Yeah, it had it had some racy scenes.
Some rookie scenes. Yeah.
I remember I do. I remember.
I watched it when I was fairly younger. Oh, yeah.
Well, I was kind of like, wow.
Yeah, I know. Roll out.
Whack a Toria.
Well, I know it had one of the best at the time.
Werewolf transformation scenes.
They had a really good with the hair follicles are popping through.
Yeah, they're popping through and his and his arms get long.
Fingernails are starting to go.
And the music in the background, the music that was playing was
CCR Bad Moon Rising.
Yes, it was. It was great. Great scene.
It was a great scene and a snout gets long.
I've never seen it. That's good. I recommend it.
Yeah, it's really good.
And I think there's some comedy to it as well, because his part,
his buddy, who they're walking across the England or wherever together
gets attacked.
And the guy who turns out to wear if I was to a scratch,
the other guy was mauled and eaten and he comes back as a ghost, I guess.
But as the movie goes on, he decays.
So every time you see him, he's a little bit worse.
So at the very end, you know, he's like part skeletal and everything.
So at the beginning, he's all really nasty looking, but he he continues
to decay as the movie goes, goes as a ghost. Yeah, as a ghost. Yeah. Yeah.
He's like, he's like, I won't be able to rest until you die.
Basically, he wants to kill himself because I won't be able to rest
and look at me. You know, I'm a mess. Yes.
Yes, I do remember that. Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, I think the other one that
kind of left a mark on me, I don't know if you if you saw it,
was the fly with Jeff Goldblum.
Was that a do you think that was a horror movie?
I think so, because a sci fi movie.
Well, it could be worried.
But anyway, I think it was very well done where he
I think Jeff Goldblum was made for that role, just his strange characteristics.
Just strange. Yeah.
And he had a he was actually in pretty good shape during that movie, too.
You know, so they saw his chest and how it just combodulate and
bobby. Did you pause it on that part and kind of watch it over and over again?
Well, it was odd.
Yeah, no, I didn't have any device or we never really had the movie
where we could pause it.
I remember, I think I think his penis fell off and he kept it in his medicine.
Oh, wow. I don't recall that. Yeah.
Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah.
Because his body as you start, there's a picture of what you're talking about.
You being all excited about his chest. Yeah. Oh, jeez.
You're right. It was horrific.
Yeah. Oh, and then his final transfer.
When he pukes on his food and then sucks it back up
like a fly does, I guess.
Oh, yeah.
As he turns into it, his body parts kind of fall off, you know.
That was a long time ago.
I'm trying to figure out. I don't remember how it ended.
I don't remember how it is.
He stuck a shotgun in his mouth.
Oh, he killed himself, killed himself because he tried to send himself back
through. He wanted to merge because his girlfriend was pregnant.
He wanted to merge with his girlfriend and his baby,
so that he wanted to be one big thing. Right.
So he was trying to throw her into his little pods.
She got out and he was half hanging out.
So he merged with the metal and everything.
Oh, that's right.
So he was a huge mess and he was all crawling around.
Oh, kill me.
So he got the shotgun and blew his head off. Wow.
And that was Geno Davis.
Yes. Yeah, I always thought she was.
She married the karate guy.
Oh, karate guy.
John blank. Steven Seagal.
Oh, no, she didn't.
Are you sure? Yes.
So who does she marry?
She married the director of Cutthroat Island.
I don't remember his name, Remy something.
She was a cutie, though.
Back in the day. Yeah.
You know, Davis, I mean, she was in poltergeist and she was the League of
League of Poltergeist.
I know. No, no. What did I say?
You said poltergeist. I met Beetlejuice.
Oh, yes, she was in that. I met Beetlejuice.
She was in Beetlejuice and League of the Rhone and Thelma and Louise.
She was probably the best.
Don't was dumb on Louise.
No. Oh.
Yeah, she was she was a cute.
The lady in red married Steven Seagal.
Kelly LeBrock. Oh, it's Kelly LeBrock.
You're right. Yeah.
She was in Weird Science.
Yes. They they look the same.
Oh, they don't know.
They don't. Kelly Brock was
on another level. They look exactly the same.
Yeah. All the carbon copy.
All the hotties look the same.
And Steven Seagal is quite the character and he's had quite the the history.
But, you know, I I find Steven Seagal to probably be one of the most dangerous
men on the earth.
Like still still like more dangerous than Chuck Norris.
I see these little videos of him disarming people.
Well, and all the comments are like, yeah, that's not going to happen in real life.
Well, he's probably one of the few guys that can do it.
You think he can still pull that off?
He still goes out there and does shows and trains people every single day.
I'm not saying he could pull it off, but, you know, they won't let him
play as a widow's peak.
They won't let him compete in mixed martial arts because they say he's too dangerous.
OK, that that is got to be like 70 years.
That's got to be urban myth.
No, that's that's not that.
That was Joe Rogan had said that on his podcast.
Oh, Joe Rogan said it.
Well, he's kind of the authority on M.M.F.
I mean, he's he's he's a commentator for the the program.
I don't know. I don't know his skill level.
I know he he he has a black belt or whatever.
So I don't know. I don't know.
I so I just know what he's like 70 years old today and he's overweight.
Oh, hugely. But I'm just saying even the way he is right now,
he's he's probably still one of the most dangerous guys.
Well, let's do a class put him in a room with another guy.
Put him in a room or or I have doors is four feet tall.
Bruce Lee. You beat me to it.
I was trying to set that up.
I who who wins that Bruce Lee?
Well, Bruce Lee is going to win.
Bruce Lee was in a league all of his long.
He was fast. You know, that was really it.
But he also had like, why?
I don't know what.
I mean, that made him scarier, right?
So he was ripped. Look at that.
He was ripped, kind of skinny, though.
Yeah, but he kick your ass.
The thing about it is that they had a little bit skinny.
He's ahead of the old back in 1967 that they put out
and they had like 25 fighters come from around the world.
It was a black and white video and they were showing Bruce Lee
performed some of the things that he does.
And the fighters were like, you know, well, I need to get in there
and get close to what you what you're doing.
And one of them was he was simply collapsing his hand
from being open and to a fist.
Right. And he was moving people for like 15 feet.
And they were just like, that's bullshit.
I'm going down there. I want you to do that to me.
And sure enough, boom, he did it to the point
where one of the guys Bruce Lee was doing that to people.
Bruce Lee was doing it.
He would just like move his hand
three inches from a being open palm
sticking in their chest into a fist.
And he would move them 15 feet.
They'd fall in a chair and they would slide back.
Wow. You know, just incredible speed.
Like magical powers.
Well, I mean, there were there were there was at least one person
from that group that decided to work under him.
But Bruce Lee is amazing.
Well, plus he plus too bad he died.
I mean, yeah, such young.
He had an aneurysm, I think, didn't he? Plus he.
What did he die? He used nunchucks.
Oh, nunchucks. Dude, he was he was a beyond a master with nunchucks.
He would he would play ping pong. OK.
With him with his nunchucks where, you know, you have someone
on the other side with a paddle and he's smacking back with the nunchucks.
Oh, look, they're showing a video of that.
He's it's incredible.
I mean, oh, no way.
Oh, get out of town. That's totally.
They did not have Photoshop back then.
So the video is clearly showing some guy with the ping pong paddle.
So a little audio in there.
Oh, I almost call bullshit on this because why is that camera so jumpy?
It's very jumpy.
That's not real, Sean. It's not real.
One thing, that's not Bruce Lee.
Who is it? He's wearing the same jump suit.
That is 100 percent.
And that was what he was the sidekick from.
And you're telling me they had.
And not to mention the ball, the ball angles don't look right.
That's not Bruce Lee.
And you're telling me they had like.
Well, first of all, it says Bruce Lee ping pong full version.
I could make a video of me.
You cannot say, oh, I cannot.
I can't. I did. That is that is back when he was playing.
The outfit came from Dragonet.
That was the sidekick from Dragonet.
I do not believe that was real at all.
Fact check. That was not real.
It's completely stupid.
Look at the comments.
Well, I mean, you know.
Let me see here. I don't believe it.
That may be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. So dumb.
It was a promotional spot created in 2008 by Nokia.
For a limited edition Bruce Lee cell phone.
You don't have to be so mean about it, Jeff.
Had so condescending and aggressive.
So Bruce Lee was used.
I want to know what he died of.
You think he died of an aneurysm?
I think it was an aneurysm.
Huh? Now, the Bruce Lee nonchucks ping pong video is not real.
Oh, dang it.
Oh, you know what? So we can't believe it.
We were stunned.
John, we're stunned.
Well, I just you know, whatever.
Do you see I saw it kind of like what the fuck?
How would you know? Right.
All right. Cause of death revealed tend to age of 32.
Never ending string of conspiracies and rumors.
And let's do it. Let's do it.
What did he finish filming in Hong Kong?
He collapsed suddenly to the shock of his team.
He diagnosed with cerebral edema.
Edema, which is a condition that fluid builds up around the brain.
Yeah, I knew it was something with the brain.
Yeah. I wonder if he got hit in the head or something. I don't know.
Swelling around the brain is not a is not a common
not common, but a boxing thing.
Yeah. So I mean, I wonder if he got hit. Yeah.
Yeah, I think too many times maybe or something.
He took a nap and never woke up.
He had a he had a very odd diet as well.
And I don't know what it all consisted of, but is
a some of it was raw eggs and.
Just to drop the body fat down, he wanted no body fat.
Well, you could see that.
Yeah, he had no body fat.
I can pretty much. Rocky did that too. Remember that scene?
We drank six raw eggs. Oh, gross.
Yeah, I think Preston has done that.
Lord, I think.
I mean, why can't you just cook it?
I know. I mean, what's the difference?
Are you losing some kind of nutritional value if it's raw?
This is crazy.
So what other we got Chuck Norris, he's probably totally full of crap.
Who was the other guy that.
Did a lot of. Fighting in his movies.
Jackie Chan, John Van Claude.
I'm thinking Van Claude, that's exactly right. Van Dam.
Yeah, Van Dam.
Remember Bloodfist Bloodsport Bloodsport?
Yeah, you go. He was another one. Van Dam.
But Bloodfist Bloodfist.
Come against Bloodfist.
I remember I saw Bloodsport and
when you realize it's the wrong time of the month.
Yeah, gross.
And he did the where he did the splits.
It's like that was a blood sport for impressive.
Yeah, that was impressive.
And he always had the one line singers
kind of like Arnie, but Arnie didn't like, you know.
Yeah, and he made a lot of good movies.
He made Timecop.
Timecop was a great movie.
Yeah. And mainly because Mia Farrow was in it.
They they dumped him, though, for some reason.
Yeah, he got in trouble.
I don't know if he was beaten his wife or there are some accusations
of something like that, I think.
And then he then he disappeared.
He came back and was making some like really bad B movies.
So he lost his A Lister status. He did.
He did. That's what happens when you wonder what happened.
Yeah, he did. Timecop is a great movie, though.
Yeah. I want to go back and watch it again.
Oh, we're trying to look up what happened to him.
How did he lose his? Oh, there we go.
It's Steven Seagal incident.
Oh, 2008 actor Sylvester Stallone declared to British magazine
FHM that at a party in my home in Miami, 1997, Van Damme was tried.
I was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass.
So he offered Seagal outside into my backyard.
According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left
while Van Damme tracked him down at the nightclub and challenged him again.
Stallone finished by stating Van Damme was too strong.
So Seagal wanted none of it.
Yeah, this is Sylvester Stallone's side of the story version of the story,
I guess, here. Yeah, but I mean, come on.
I mean, these guys, if they're truly martial arts experts,
they've been trained their entire lives to do everything they possibly can
not to fight. Correct.
Is it like it's an absolute last resort?
You have body body self control, mind self control.
You don't do that. That's what that is.
I think it's more defensive than offensive. Yeah, of course.
Like I haven't taken any of it, so I don't know.
Well, I'm a black belt and and that's my attitude.
I only fight when I absolutely have to.
You black belt like Putin.
Like Putin, Putin.
No, he like seventh level. They stripped him of it.
Did they did they did he claim that Putin claims that?
Yeah, they stripped him of his.
Because he invaded Ukraine. Yes.
That's why they took his belt away. Yes.
So he was a seventh degree black belt.
Yeah, something like that.
But I wonder if it was authentic or they just kind of went.
He's supreme leader. Yeah, you can do what you want.
I was going to say, isn't it like what do you call it
when you get a degree from an honorary degree?
It's an honorary belt. Right.
Kind of like the Nobel Peace Prize for Obama.
You know, oh, that was nauseating.
Don't get us started on that. Going back to the good.
We're not talking about politics.
I get I get one.
I get one more one more movie I want to talk about.
See if you guys like it. Is it Carrie?
No. Oh, what do you want to talk about that?
No, no, no. I just want to carry
because I was thinking that would could be one
because that had really gross scene.
The only thing I remember about Carrie
was not the was all the blood, the car that's alive. No, no.
That was it was Christine. That's Christine.
Yeah. Oh, who's Carrie? Carrie is Sissy Spacek.
Yeah, she was made fun of her senior prom.
She got bullied. Yeah, she got bullied in in during a year
and then she ended up actually dying or something.
And was she murdered? No.
Something that happened. A zombie.
And she had man eating vampire.
There was a tremendous amount of blood.
Well, what happened is they rigged the prom queen.
So she won.
So she went up on stage and was so happy.
She was a bullied girl.
Oh, they were mocking her, mocking her.
So they made her win.
And then one of the bitch women was up.
But she had a big bucket of like cow blood. Oh.
And then dumped it over and it went all over
in front of the whole school.
So she was standing there.
That's what that scene is where she's all.
She caught the place on fire. Yeah.
And she's a witch. Right. So she cut the place on fire.
And so at prom, she she burned the prom. Yes.
Then you down. Yes.
And that was the rest of the movie.
Yeah, that was basically it. Yeah.
Well, what the hell is the rest of the movie about
her getting picked on basically? Yeah.
And it ended up her burning down.
Well, the opening scene was her in the girl shower
having a period. That was hot.
And that's where the fun they started picking fun at her.
Oh, wow. Stephen King story.
I mean, it's it has married.
I mean, it was it was a pretty creepy ass. Yeah.
It's been remade. I've never even heard of it.
Yeah, it's been remade. Yeah.
I don't even actually actually I've seen it. But.
Oh, they have the 2013 version and then the 76 version.
No, the one I was going to say was the Blair Witch.
Which at the time that was annoying as fuck.
It was completely annoying.
And I thought it was a completely stupid movie.
Yeah, it gave me a headache when I saw the theater.
It ended up being nothing.
They showed you nothing. They did nothing.
They may even die in the movie.
I don't know. That's the thing.
Again, you don't see anything. Right.
So it was all cerebral.
Yeah, but they they made a shitload of money off a little eight millimeter
fucking camera. Completely stupid.
Yeah, they made they made a bunch.
And then people like the rumors started that it was like
it was real. It's real.
The actual is so much footage.
Yeah, that's burned off, you know, a sequel.
Then the paranormal activities, which I never saw.
I never saw those where they have the like the home cams
picking up the ghosts through the house and stuff like that.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So that you have that one as well.
Was there another movie where everybody complained that it was so
herky jerky that it just made everybody sick?
No, Blair Witch was like that.
Yeah. Then there was another one like that, that everybody.
It got a lot of coverage, a lot of I don't know what the damn movie was.
I don't know. Anyway, I don't like that.
I don't like that camera bouncing around thing.
That seems to be like a new thing.
Well, it was back then, which was the early 90s, I think, when it came out.
There's a technique.
I mean, yeah, I don't like I don't subscribe to it.
It's I don't like it at all.
Well, now they have the what I call horror porn, right, which is just violence.
Yeah, they are violence.
It's not necessarily scary.
It's just let me see if I can gross you out like
hostile was one of the hostile was terrible.
You know, but there was so much that one and saw saws another one.
Oh, come on. Yeah, it's like, give me a break.
I'm laughing because when I watched, it was completely ridiculous.
And it was yes, it was it was
it was just violence. Yeah.
Nothing but violence.
Had who's the guy the guy in National Treasure?
Nicholas Cage, Nicholas Cage.
He's in this he's in it.
And I guess it's like a cult movie.
It's like a not a cult movie.
It's got a certain genre to it.
Nicholas Cage, violent movie.
Ghost Rider.
Shelly and I actually watched it and it was a new one.
It's not that old.
I would say it's probably 10 years old.
Wicker Man.
You wouldn't even know what it is, honestly.
It was I don't know. It was crazy.
But it was so ridiculously violent.
Anyway, hold on.
Nicholas Cage, violent movie. Yeah.
Nicholas Cage.
You tell my face off.
No, no, no, it was it was literally a movie like Primal.
Jiu Jitsu.
Dang, that was it.
I don't think you know, it's older than that.
Older than that.
Kill chain.
Keep going.
I haven't heard of any of these.
Geez.
Might be Mandy.
Mandy?
Never heard of it.
Yes.
Well, he does have a lot.
It's Mandy.
What?
Mandy?
Yes.
Nightmarish hippy cult.
Yeah, that's it.
And he just goes around just killing everybody, I think.
Oh, I think he he is kind of like the one with
Keanu Reeves, right, where he's they kill a cult,
killed his girlfriend or wife or something.
Oh, so he's like that data.
Yeah, he van dettas them.
Yeah, kind of like what John Wick.
Yeah, they killed John Wick's dog.
Yeah. Oh, that was a mistake, wasn't it?
John looks good. He don't fucked up now.
He pissed him off.
He should never killed his dog.
And it ends up being just totally over the top violent.
Well, I know when I when I watched Hostel
and the first half of the movie is just boring, whatever.
And then all of a sudden it kicks in the gear.
You're just like, why am I watching this?
I don't like gratuitous amounts of violence or anything like that.
I just there's no room for that in my life.
If the kids want to go see a horror movie, I'm not going with them.
If there's a movie that is even it's not for me.
I like you like nudity over violence.
Yeah, but we all do.
Don't we? Come on.
But come on. What about a war? What about a war movie?
Well, pending, I mean, it's based on, you know, it depends.
I mean, I mean, some violence is different, like the saving Private Ryan.
Yeah, that's that's kind of different.
But, you know, the shock and awe of like the Hostel movie.
I mean, I think that's I think no room for that.
I think I'm hoping that those have come and gone because for a while there,
there was there was there was Hostel, there was saw.
Then there was that frickin movie, The Human Centipede.
I don't know if you've seen that, which is just I think he was trying
to outdo everybody. Right.
See, I don't I mean, there are certain scenes from from movies where
there's violence or there's gore and it really sticks with you.
Right. Do you remember the scene in where they cut the dude's leg off
in the in the in the bathtub?
It's Scarface Scarface. Yes, it's exactly it.
Yeah, I still haven't watched that movie.
Yeah. That scarred me. That scarred me, too.
I didn't want to watch any of that shit anymore.
I'm kind of like, really?
Maybe that's why you don't watch those kind of movies anymore.
Well, maybe it was because that happened early in my life.
That was an amazingly gory scene.
But the whole movie wasn't that way.
Really? I guess. Well, I mean, no, it wasn't.
But there was just a lot of there was a you know, first of all, the actor
capacity was his name.
Al Pacino did a fantastic job.
Oh, you know, as a great movie working for a drug.
Who do you work for?
I mean, yeah, it was a good drug cartel.
I was like the one who goes meet my little friend or something like that.
Well, it I guess yes.
You say hello to my little friend.
That's Michelle, right?
That was his sister.
Yeah, well, they had like several that I think I want two movies.
And then basically it's like, you know, his his partner
ended up banging his sister.
And that was a huge no, no.
Oh, yeah. And
but there's so many one liners from Al Pacino on the.
I would have to watch that.
I've got a friend, he sticks out his tongue and he makes a little bit
makes a little noises.
And Al Pacino is like, Hey, put that thing back in your mouth.
You look like a fucking lizard.
These little one liners.
And he's got that huge mound of cocaine on his desk at the very end.
He sticks his face in there.
Yeah. And he picks up that big
because he knows Spitfire and 60.
And he's like, say hello to my little friend.
He comes outside to talk to him.
He knows he's coached, right?
Well, we would outblaze him.
And there's people coming.
There's they must he must have killed five hundred people based on,
you know, and he gets shot 15000 times like commando.
Rambo is like Rambo.
Yeah, exactly.
But the the the the spirit behind the movie,
which scared me in the cartel and all that kind of stuff is that, you know,
there there are people out there that do that kind of shit.
You know, that shit's real.
I know. And they're kind of like, you know, where they were having lunch.
And then we're like, hey, remember your accountant
that wouldn't authorize our tax deductions?
He's on the helicopter right there.
You know, so moving forward,
these are what we want to do with our taxes.
Do you have a problem with that?
Yeah, no, I think I'm on board.
What's your end with that?
There's no wow. There's only one way out.
I know it's kind of like that Netflix movie with.
Oh, yeah. I fucking can't stand my O's arcs.
Yeah, thank you.
OK, even as about 15 minutes, I forgot the demo.
Yeah, those are and then Breaking Bad.
Same deal. Breaking Bad is fantastic.
So we're still watching it. We're probably one.
I don't know. I think the five seasons were halfway
almost done with the fourth season.
So don't don't.
Yeah, don't spill anything on that one.
But oh, yeah, I know what you get in.
Once you get in, you're done.
But as soon as there's no getting out, as soon as the movie ends,
there's another movie.
I'm sorry, as soon as the series ends, there's a movie that
I'll break it. It came out like a decade later, though.
Perhaps Breaking Bad has a movie.
There's a movie. Yeah. OK, good.
It talks about his partner.
Yeah, Jesse Pinkman.
Yeah, it talks about his partner on a scene that's coming up.
OK, so tell me. Don't tell me.
Well, I mean, there's there's a time in there where he disappears.
That movie is when he disappears.
Oh, very cool.
We've already watched Better Call Saul.
I want to watch that. Yeah, I've already watched that.
And that was the prequel to Breaking Bad. Correct.
So we watched it out of order, which I think gave it a really
a really unique perspective
as opposed to the way most people saw it. Right.
So, well, I think that anyway, it was a better.
Better Call Saul was absolutely I haven't seen yet.
It was great.
Yeah, I would say it's probably one of the best shows I've ever watched.
And the reason is because they just
they pay so much attention to these little details that are just so funny.
I mean, Shelley, Shelley was kind of like, oh, my God.
And I was just giggling and laughing. And and I mean,
these just little, little, little things that I mean, so much effort
and thought went into all the little things they do in that show.
And it's and it's great. I loved it.
Well, think about breaking bad.
I would put it up against I put it up against Game of Thrones.
And really in in that good of a series for me, for me, it was Breaking Bad.
What I what I liked about the Breaking Bad series is is that it wasn't gory.
The first scene was that's why we didn't we didn't.
Yeah, that was that was it, though. Yeah.
That's what we're finding out.
Even Shelley said that like last night or the night before.
She's like, yeah, that first scene was nothing else has been like that.
Yeah, that's kind of a I find it funny that you don't like horror movies
and the gore. Yeah, it's not for me, man.
Yeah, they don't they don't bother me.
I mean, I could do without it, but it's you know, if I see if I'm watching
the movie and, you know, someone explodes or something like that,
that doesn't bother me. Right.
I will. I've seen some of those movies.
I'll change the entire night just to avoid that kind of stuff.
Again, again, I think there are certain scenes in certain movies that affect you.
Have you ever seen Looper? Yes.
OK, so you remember the scene where they're torturing him in the past?
And so he starts to walk towards and his suddenly his leg, his leg disappears
and he falls, you know, and then his his fingers disappear
and then his this disappears and they start torturing his body.
Seems like that that stick with you.
Yeah, but that was crazy because he never actually felt it.
That's right. But it was just all of a sudden it just happened.
It was just happened. That sucks.
Yeah. And they wrote on his arm like they started writing.
You could see it says, give us the money or something, whatever it was.
I forget. And he's sitting there looking at it and his eyes getting big
and he's like, and also his finger goes whoop whoop whoop.
And then his arm goes whoop and then his leg goes whoop.
I mean, it's just like crazy. Just really interesting.
I mean, I don't know. That was really per looper.
Or as well as I've seen it, man.
It was it was pretty crazy because they were trying to figure out how to stop it.
And, you know, and I love those time travel movies.
So they're just fascinating.
The Terminator movies fascinate me.
Just the the whole time continuum.
Yes, law that you can always find a hole.
You can always always law.
You're like, well, if you know what's going to happen.
Why not just bury a gun right underneath your feet? Yeah. Right.
And then you reach down and get it, get it right.
And shoot him. Right. Right.
Yeah. Or hire somebody. Right. Whatever.
Yeah. It's so interesting.
We get into these circular.
It drives Julie nuts. She's like, stop. Just stop.
Yeah. Just enjoy it. It's a mind bender. It's fun.
I thought Luber was great.
I'm going to watch it.
I saw that when it came out.
So it's been a few years.
So I'm going to have to watch it again.
I want to watch it again, too.
Let's do that. Let's do a dudes like us movie night.
Now, we tried doing that.
We'll watch Hostel and then Looper.
No, we're not watching.
I don't want to watch it.
This is a package deal.
How about the butthole movie Human Centipede?
Oh, no, we're not going to watch it.
You know what's funny about that movie is I told my sister.
I told my sister about it.
Two chicks, one cup.
No, it's not that bad.
I told my sister about it.
And this was a long time ago when it first came out on DVD.
And she lived in outside of Washington, D.C. at the time.
And we were going out there to visit her.
She's like, I'll rent it so we can watch it together.
I was like, I don't really want to watch this.
But OK, which one does the human centipede? Oh, yeah.
So we went out there and we never watched it.
Oh, thank God. We never watched it.
But she had it.
It was when Netflix was going.
So you could have it for like a week or whatever. Right.
Yes. So after we left, those days, I was so weird.
Yeah. After we left, she she ended up calling me.
She goes, I want you to know, I sat by myself
for the middle of the day watching that movie.
I hate you.
And she kept watching it.
She watched the whole thing. OK, well, that's on her.
Yeah, I was like, so where your all your windows open
and people were watching what you saw on TV as their buttholes
were sewn together or whatever they did.
And she she still had nothing about that movie.
But that's all you had to say for me never to watch it.
Well, mouth to butthole. Yeah.
They made a so it's like somebody somebody eats
a subway sandwich and it gets processed 50 times.
Why? Why? It's a great question.
And so that's just some weird, demented. OK.
This goes, this goes, this goes back to the crew.
The really crazy part about this.
We've talked about before how many people are involved
in the making of a movie. It's shocking.
I mean, we never pay attention to the credits, but, you know,
all those fricking millions of names that go flying by. Right.
There's literally hundreds of people that are involved
in the making of a movie. Yeah.
Well, I mean, thousands, it could be thousands.
Well, there were like 150 people in that line.
So the first one, there was only three.
And it takes it takes like three years from like beginning to end
to make a movie like you got to get the screenplay.
You got to write and then you got to find.
That's why those actors make so much money.
It's like, oh, my God, I need to make 40 million dollars
because I'm working three years straight.
But are you following me here? Right. Yeah.
Hundreds of people involved, possibly a thousand.
Three years to make it. They all went.
This is awesome. Let's do this.
Let's make a movie about sewing lips to assholes.
And we'll make a human centipede.
But those those actors.
But we keep talking about it.
But those actors, right, had to have their faces tied
to their co-workers butts.
As they filmed during the filming.
Yes. So they think they were in their crack.
I don't doubt it. I would have been off. Hmm. Sorry, Bob.
Hold on. You guys are not into that.
I'm a little confused. You're not into that.
Yeah, I'm going to have to pass.
I'll be the guy in the front.
You got a hard pass here.
Yeah, I'll be the front guy.
So I get the sandwiches. I'll get the mild pass.
I'm going to take that as a mild pass.
They had a hard pass over here.
No, I'll pass.
So anyway, you know, I think that there is that section
of horror movies that just just I just don't consider them.
I don't consider them horror.
They're just stupid shock value. Correct. Yeah.
I understand.
So anyway, I think we beat that.
We didn't get to a lot of them, but I wrote a lot of them down.
But I'll tell you about some of the.
Well, we got the theme.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, there's a movie traveling
from the United States over to Germany and that long flight.
We watched Airport 1977,
1976 airplane falling down into the ocean.
Oh, that's a great idea for them to be showing that.
They showed it on the airplane.
Yeah, that's a really good idea.
I've never seen that movie.
So that's one of the we get to that sometimes talk about all the disaster movies.
Yeah, like Towering Inferno, Poseidon Adventure.
There was somewhere there's a lot of really good ones
that capsized and then they they were fighting.
I do it in the Poseidon Adventure.
I actually like that movie. That was a great movie.
Well, we beat the shit out of the movies.
This is a we got and we have a fantastic second
half of the podcast coming up.
We've got a bourbon we're going to reintroduce
so we can start adding them to the infinity bottle,
which we're super excited about because we're going to auction it off
for about a billion dollars.
OK, when when when do we say we're going to auction it off?
Just easy. You see, I'm not doing that.
Oh, I think we're going to be on board.
We'll see about it.
We'll see. This is where we in every podcast with you guys saying stupid shit.
And I get upset.
Yeah, dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff. Optioning it.