You know, I felt that way working in downtown McKinney.
I really, really enjoyed going there every single day.
It's too bad too.
And it wasn't a job.
Well it was.
Well evidently it wasn't.
I didn't make any money.
Oh, so you were a volunteer.
No, I made money, but it's just, you know, family business, whatever.
So we are almost a week into the first week of September and we're turning a corner and
I am itching for the stuff to just come at us.
I mean we've got some heavy hitting seasons.
I'm talking from a holiday perspective.
I just love it.
I love this time of year.
I like summertime too though.
I like the Memorial Day through Labor Day because you've got Memorial Day, you've got
Fourth of July.
I love those holidays as well.
I have good memories as a kid.
With all those holidays, but those especially because as a kid you're outside screwing around
fireworks, grilled products, getting together with family and stuff like that.
Family time and you know, it's just like this half of the year, it's all, I mean the full
year should be family.
But I mean the second half of the year seems to be more, I mean like going over to your
house.
I mean I'm really enjoying hanging out with Alan and being part of that family circuit.
I mean that, to me that's fun.
And you know it's kind of sad that my parents don't do that a lot.
My wife's parents do it.
You know whenever they have a holiday event there's like 20 people there.
Well don't your parents really get in the mood for Christmas?
They have like eight trees and stuff?
Oh yeah, they're very Christmasy.
They're just kind of introverts.
Kind of hermits.
They don't like coming over for, oh you came over for the birthday.
They had a birthday party last week I think.
We talked a little bit about it and we had a good time.
And my mom, this is the first time she's been to our house forever, she's been scared to
death of COVID unrealistically.
But nonetheless it was her own fear and she's just like I don't want to leave the house.
So she seldom even left the house.
So it was a huge, huge stretch for her to come over.
And I'm glad she did.
Wow.
Alright so this is the first week.
We have a loaded, loaded show with all kinds of cool stuff to talk about.
You've already scratched the surface on the holidays we're going to be talking about.
Right.
Special theme music.
Fantastic deaths.
One more comment about holidays.
There's the dead spot between January 1st, right?
And like Memorial Day.
Memorial Day.
What is that all about?
Well there's Easter but it's a different kind of holiday I think.
It's a Sunday and it's a little more revered I guess.
You've got like Valentine's Day that kind of got beat up.
Well it kind of is.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a made up holiday.
But it's still on the calendar and people celebrate it.
So you have the President's Day, you had, is it Abraham Lincoln's in February too?
You know, I don't really, but you're right it is a dead spot.
Yeah there's too long a stretch.
It's like you have Christmas and New Years and then it's dead until basically.
Easter's April, right?
April, yeah.
Yeah so you've got nothing basically in January, February and March.
Well I mean you've got Super Bowl.
I mean that's not a holiday either.
But these are things that we look forward to.
It's a reason to get together.
And Valentine's, I bring that up not just because it's a holiday or it is a holiday
or not.
It's an event that you know we do as a group sometimes.
We've all sat down and we've had dinner together.
So I kind of look forward to that based on that.
But you're right.
I can't think of anything else.
And plus they're not really fun.
I mean those aren't really.
The Valentine thing is kind of like, let's just make dinner and spend money.
Let's go to a restaurant and have a price fixed menu.
Food I don't really want.
We need to make one.
Let's make a holiday.
Let's make dudes like us.
Yeah we're going to make a holiday.
Yeah we should.
Let's make it dudes like us.
Where should we put it?
It's in March.
Let's put it in March.
Early March?
Yeah we do it.
It's called St. Patty's Day where they get shit faced.
That's more than that.
I think I mentioned this before.
St. Patty's Day was nothing where I grew up.
That's too bad.
We didn't really celebrate it.
I mean it was in school.
You know it was coming.
Right?
But we never.
Yes.
But you know we didn't celebrate it or anything.
I don't really recall.
Yeah nobody does.
Well not from a beer perspective but from a St. Patty's Day.
Being a military brat St. Patty's Day was on though.
They celebrated all that stuff.
They had the shamrock out.
They had the little leprechauns.
I thought it was kind of cool from that way.
I mean in the United States schooling systems they actually shared some of those celebrations
and they included it in.
I don't know if it was in the curriculum but it definitely was in their classrooms.
The pictures on the wall.
That's where I saw it right.
Yeah and I thought what is that all about?
And you got to wear green.
Yeah.
Or I'm going to pinch you.
Pinch pinch.
Right.
You got April Fool's Day.
Yeah.
That was bigger than St. Patty's Day for me.
Pinch your crotch if you're not wearing a shirt or whatever.
Pinch your crotch.
That's what you said?
That's what the teachers used to do.
Right?
Pinch your crotch if you didn't wear green.
Not my teacher.
Do you ever take a spool of thread and thread it through your shirt and then just kind of
walk around.
You know how someone has a thread hanging off because it's annoying to shit ice.
You pull it.
And then the whole shirt falls off?
No.
It just keeps coming out?
It just kept coming out.
No.
Never done that.
What?
Are you being for real?
Yeah.
I used to do that.
Oh my God.
You have the weirdest practical jokes.
I am weird.
You know the one thing that reminds me how I proposed to my wife is this is when I was
working in the hotels and I had to wake up early like at four o'clock in the morning
or I have a clock in the morning and get down there by six and I had to wear a suit.
Suit and tie.
I was in the hotels.
And when I proposed to her she was sleeping so I tied a thread around her finger and then
I.
And she didn't know about that?
I did it at the very last right so I had it lay in there and I put it all through the
apartment.
Oh how cool.
Like the entire spool through the entire apartment.
While she's sleeping.
And then the ring was on the other side on it like in a dish or something like that.
So you weren't even there?
No.
I gave myself enough time.
It is cool.
And then I tied it around her finger and then she woke up like that and of course you know
she's doing this real frantically nude which was good.
Yeah of course.
Yeah you had to throw in nude.
And so you know it took her a few minutes to get all the way to the end.
And when she found it she obviously exited.
Squirreled with delight.
Then I got on the knee and proposed to her at six a.m. in the morning.
Nice.
Or five thirty.
I don't know.
I just I have no idea.
I just.
Tick tock?
It didn't exist back then.
On the internet?
The worldwide web?
No it didn't have cell phones back then.
Oh wow.
No YouTube or anything like that.
I have no idea how I came up with that.
That's a good one.
Yeah that was good.
And she remembers it.
Which is good.
Yeah that is good.
Nothing crazy.
I didn't have any money so I couldn't like go to some fancy location to take a picture
or anything like that.
Kind of like the gender reveal things that people do now.
I went to Walmart and spent a dollar on a thread spool and did it that way.
Very nice.
Probably not even a buck.
Oh yeah.
I don't remember much of this thing.
Probably the last time I bought thread.
Did you say butt thread?
Butt thread.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well that's cool.
I wonder you know what that's usually it's a lot of pressure for guys to come up with
a creative way or a cool way of proposing right?
Right.
Well I was looking for something that she remembered that wouldn't cost me money.
Like I said we didn't have any at the time.
So I wanted to do something special.
Something she remembered.
Yeah what sucked about mine is that I was supposed to propose in San Francisco.
I was there for work and I was there for two weekends in a row and so when you're there
for two weekends in a row you can fly your spouse out instead of flying home right?
So she flew out and I had it all set up except the ring wasn't ready.
They had to go back and fix something or whatever.
So I had to delay it a week and so yeah here we are at that little park underneath the
Golden Gate Bridge overlooking the bay and we're seeing the San Francisco lights and
Shelley's like I'm cold.
I go oh well let me go get my coat from the car and the whole time she's thinking he's
bringing me the ring.
He's bringing me the ring.
Yeah right.
So I put the put a coat on her and all this kind of stuff and she's like oh.
So now when she talks about how I proposed she brings up the disappointment of how I
didn't propose in San Francisco right?
It was great.
So you did it when you were in Plano at the McDonald's.
Yeah we were at Sonic.
No actually I proposed at the Century Tree at A&M.
Oh down at the Cove station.
So that was kind of cool.
I kind of coordinated with my brother.
He put flowers on the bench so that we would be walking by on campus.
He went oh.
Well yeah it was funny because it had her card with her name on it and the flowers were
there and we walked by and she's like oh that's neat and I go huh look Shelly.
Wow she's got your name on it or whatever.
She was really really surprised so it didn't work out but it wasn't like San Francisco.
Right.
Anyway.
Well I guess that's when San Francisco was still cool back then.
Yeah oh yeah now.
Now probably wouldn't have been cool.
You could make like a poop ring and give it to her.
Alright so you want to get the bourbon out of the way?
It's one that we've been talking about for a while.
We've had many many conversations about this bourbon.
It's very highly anticipated.
Yeah this is the one that Paul had the opportunity to get three bottles while he was in Colorado
and he bonked and got some vampire bottle instead.
And I know it was tragic.
I can't remember the name of it.
Blood brothers or something like that.
Brothers bond.
Is that what it was called?
Brothers bond.
Yeah I think that's right.
And tragic.
It's never available around here.
At least it wasn't for a very very long time but we can never find it.
It's called internal E.H. Taylor.
The small batch which is the more common one.
Right.
Okay.
But it's still a unicorn.
It's still yeah very hard to find again around here and the first bottle that I found was
out in Nevada.
And I picked up the bottle and had it shipped back here.
And ever since then total wine had.
Yeah you're finding them all over the place.
Yeah total wine had one.
They're only 40 bucks a bottle.
I know.
So I picked one up so we have two and then I found one this last Friday.
I was on vacation and specs had a bottle.
So I picked it up and so we have three bottles now.
So we decided we're going to have Colonel E.H. Taylor small batch tonight.
There you go.
Distillery is Buffalo Trace.
It's a bottled in bond.
It is 75 percent corn 10 percent rye 15 percent barley.
It's rumored to be aged around seven years.
It's good.
I tell you what I wasn't I was underwhelmed when I first first pulled it.
I taste honey now.
Yeah I like it.
It's good.
I mean it's a hundred proof.
At least I don't sense any burn.
Yeah I still I still I do.
There is a burn.
There is a burn but it's good.
Well I think I think maybe you had it worked up in your brain a little more than because
we were like oh we got the Taylor bottle.
Like I said highly anticipated.
We've talked about trying this bottle for a while now.
And you know what we've gotten spoiled after so many bourbons we've tried and they're so
hit and miss.
Right.
You know what I mean.
They're so hit and miss.
And what is to me is amazing to you.
Right.
So I like it.
Is it our best though?
No it's not.
You know it's it's it's a good one that if you can find it by it.
Again how many times we brought this up a hundred dollar bottle versus a forty dollar
bottle.
Right.
You have this perception.
I think one of our new favorites not true.
I think one of our new favorites is the antique one oh seven.
Well our antique one oh seven.
And that was not as forty five bucks.
That's right.
Six bucks.
That's right.
So it's one of the best.
Yeah.
And we have a couple of really good rare breed nose mill or fifty five ish right around there.
Yeah.
We have a couple of really good hundred dollar bottles too though.
We do.
But yeah we do.
You know.
All right.
Well cool.
All right.
Well we got that out of the way.
So all right.
So what's what's going on.
What's new.
I mean we got tons there now.
I mean there's a brand new week it's September.
I mean there's a torrential poor two weeks ago.
Great havoc for all of Dallas it's kind of amazing.
I tell you something that's new that I'm not happy about is we were talking about some
deaths but you know it's kind of going over some I pulled up some deaths here and in a
Google search man there are a lot of unfortunate.
I should say for evil shit going on in the world and and I don't want to be Debbie Downer
on this but you know it sucks.
You know I just was pulling up I was like oh I want to pull up.
You know I'm thinking that pulling up deaths of movie stars would be kind of a fun thing.
You know I mean it's not.
I don't want to sell people out there.
Are those interesting stories.
Yeah.
Just hey look this happened.
He was talking about Gorbachev last week.
He was an old motherfucker.
He was about to die.
He should have been on the Deadpool list.
But you know they've got a they've got a 16 year old girl that left a Greek restaurant
with a group of friends and was found 50 miles away dead you know murdered raped.
They've got a eight month or an infant.
I don't recall exactly found in Cleveland.
The dad left the baby in the car went inside the hospital to go take a dump and forgot
that happens more than you know.
But actually he actually says that he left the baby in there on purpose.
But this here's the thing.
This is what the media does which is bullshit.
You know because I had to read the whole thing really quick which is why it's kind of quiet
where you guys were talking about the thing because they said he left the baby in there
on purpose which he did.
He says I went in there because I had to take a dump so bad it was horrible.
You didn't necessarily leave it in there.
When he got done taking a dump he forgot.
And I guess he worked there or something.
You know it's just whatever.
I mean that it just saddens me every time something like that happened.
Then you have the the the elementary school teacher teacher that died goes running at
four o'clock in the morning someone kidnapped her and then they just found her body and
then how it turns out her brother the guy that was being held for kidnapping is now
a murderer and now his brother is a suspect because the his his the what the body was
found by his brother's house.
So she shot.
How was she.
I don't know.
I don't know all the details on that but she's an heiress of some billion dollar family.
Wow.
That crazy.
Yeah.
So they thought it was a kidnapping.
I think that's why I probably made the news right because she was she just disappeared
off her off her school teacher kindergarten school teacher.
Isn't that amazing though.
I mean I know it's kind of a sad revelation now that she's passed but I mean from a billion
dollar family she's a teacher.
You know.
Well yeah I love that guy.
I love that.
I'd have that guy whacked.
I'd whack his whole fucking family.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah I would.
Now it's tough to put yourself in a circumstance like that but if someone killed one of your
kids I just you know you see all this again put the whole Debbie Downer stuff dudes like
us but dudes like us would would you or would you not do it.
Yeah.
You know if you're in a courtroom and you've got a murderer that's being tried and the
murderer is taunting you'd look for him.
Oh man.
And you're standing there and you're like dude I've got 15 feet.
I could make it.
I could dislocate his jaw.
I could I could really turn the screws on him.
Fifteen feet.
That's all it takes.
Has that ever has that ever happened.
Yes it has.
Yeah.
So somebody has shot somebody in a shot but they'll go to them.
They have that.
I know they've gone after in the in the 1980s in the courtroom.
Oh no not in the courtroom but remember the airport that one that that one father whose
son was in the martial arts and they brought the guy he was in some sort of sports I don't
know if it's martial arts and he was in the hotel the airport he was on the phone and
this was an older like 80s 70s and they brought the guy in the sheriff brought him in there
and the guy was talking on the pay phone and as soon as he turned around the guy went behind
him he turned around and boom shot him in the head.
Instant death.
And so that was revenge for for fucking with his kid.
Yeah just killed him and did all kinds of unsavory things to him and in the police knew
him too because you could hear them in the video he was kind of like oh John what did
you do with John and they were tackling down as a side.
You know I don't even remember doing I don't think I think he got off on that too.
Oh well there's no I know they.
Well I'm not a lawyer but I do think they look at the circumstances the state of mind
you know that whole thing you would hope.
Right.
But yeah.
I don't know.
Again I don't know.
You would think as a jurist if I was there to convict the guy on murder would I be like
no it needs to be something less right.
Right.
It needs to be something less.
It's still going to go away for 10 15 years.
Probably.
Yeah I mean you did kill someone so you have to do something.
Right.
But.
Well the whole thing is it was premeditated too so he's in the airport.
Yeah it's first degree murder.
But you know but then I'd be like I don't remember any of that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean we know and some crimes have a minimum like when I was at that dog park.
Did that do we talk about it on the podcast.
No we haven't.
Yeah.
We'll talk about that real.
So my wife and I were at the dog park in Frisco and we're you know that's the first time we've
taken our dog there and the dogs are all running around being crazy in the in the.
Did she do well there.
She did OK.
He was a little overwhelming.
The other dogs pick on her.
Yeah they were all like three legged one.
And I went around slapping the other dogs and the other parents got angry.
Anyway so all the adults were standing around talking.
All of a sudden we hear pop pop pop pop and every kind of froze and somebody said are
those gunshots.
And they stopped.
The gun shop stopped.
And then you know what do you do.
You you immediately run to gunshots.
That's what we all do.
And so yeah we went up to the parking lot and here's this this very young woman distraught
and she's got a dog on a leash and she goes my ex boyfriend just stole my dog just stole
my dog.
And we're like did you shoot at him.
And she's like well I shot at his tires while he was you know taken off.
Right.
And so I'm like where's the gun.
She's like I put in my car.
And I was like oh my God.
And it's immediately everybody starts calling 9 1 1 her included.
Right.
And you can't do that.
There's people walking around.
There's I mean anyway so the police show up and they tape off the car parking lot.
They don't let anybody leave.
They have to take witness statements you know.
And sometimes they blow shit out of proportion.
Did you have your A.R. out.
Take her down.
Well that's what we talk about.
Shelly walked up to the fence and I immediately hit the dirt and started doing my.
You put your face paint on.
Your face paint came out.
Your tuck drop and roll.
Yes my training kicked in and I was doing the turtle crawl or whatever it is.
Your pocket ghillie suit.
And I was like.
And Shelly was like can you stand up please.
You're making a fool out of yourself.
Stand up.
Anyway.
He pulled his murkin out of his pocket and covered his whole body really quick.
Yeah.
Well I mean you know.
A pocket ghillie suit.
Well that's what happens when your training kicks in it training kicks in.
You know what I mean.
Anyway so check this out.
She ended up hitting a couple hit hit the car.
So it was her ex-boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend's brother.
All right.
And it was a dog that they had raised together.
Right.
They got the dog together.
They raised it together.
A very bitter breakup.
Right.
And her his brother show up and they take the dog and she shoots at him and he hits
the truck hits other cars in the parking lot.
Did it hit yours.
No it hit mine.
And so the cops rescued her and charged her with two counts of aggravated aggravated assault
with a deadly weapon.
That's a felony.
A felony.
Well I mean they.
And she charged a minimum minimum of two years in prison.
They'll probably they'll probably drop some of that.
I mean they'll make lesser charges.
She's a woman.
I mean they they always go light on women.
But you know what I felt bad for.
She was sitting on the sidewalk just bawling her eyes out.
Right.
I mean and I was like man you can't do that.
Well you know you just can't do that.
That's why they don't give guns to like well you shouldn't give guns.
But let me let me throw a curveball.
We'll do a little.
So what if it were your child and someone came and stole your child and took off.
Is it OK.
You don't have to shoot a gun.
I mean you run the risk of hitting your kid.
But I don't know what I would do in that situation.
I don't know.
I know what you're saying.
Yeah.
Because some people swear and they're kind of like I mean I don't believe that they're
in the same.
I believe you know people have relationships with their animals and that they're truly
part of their family.
However right.
They're not truly part of the family.
Worth going to jail.
Yeah.
You know it's just like come on.
I mean it's like one of these things you kind of feel bad.
It's like all right well it's going to we can.
Your dog can live but it's going to be twenty five thousand dollars.
You're good.
I'll just get a new dog.
I mean well that's what I faced with my other dog.
It was like he had a tumor in his prostate a prostate tumor and he couldn't poop.
So I'm sitting there watching him walk around the backyard not being able to poop and otherwise
he was completely fine.
Now granted he was 12 right.
But still and you know I was like so what do you do.
You have surgery to remove a tumor to the tune of God knows how much.
Yeah.
No.
So we put him down.
You know I mean that's what you do.
I wonder if that the ex-boyfriend shares any of the responsibility.
We don't know the set of circumstances that was set up.
So what if they had some sort of agreement where she was going to take the dog for temporarily
or whatever.
You know and then he just comes and takes the dog.
I mean right.
What's that's kind of right.
Well I guess she was at the dog park with her dog.
I didn't read anything about his brother being there.
Oh so he took the dog.
So she had multiple dogs multiple dogs.
Yeah he took it.
He took the one they had raised together.
Oh well she's been.
I don't know.
I mean he should he should be charged with like you know theft theft or something.
It's aggravated kidnapping of a canine.
It's so hard to to really I mean because there is an emotional attachment.
You cannot deny that.
But you can't be firing your weapon.
That's definitely special.
There's a bunch of folks around.
Not even not even like we're standing in the parking lot and you know all trying to figure
out what was going on.
And I look across the street and there is a young couple pushing a stroller.
I'm like well that's what happens.
You hear about that happen all the time.
So and so fifth grader sitting in her room doing homework gets shot in the head.
Right.
And that's just because of a stray bullet.
Right.
Because these idiots on the street like in Chicago all the time every.
Chicago Philadelphia.
Yeah.
You know all the dem dem run cities.
Yep.
New York New York.
Anyway.
Yeah I don't know.
I think I think obviously she's got something going on mentally.
But you don't know the whole story.
She obviously deserves to get in trouble by shooting her gun.
She's in trouble.
I knew that immediately too.
I was like I think she did too.
She called the cops.
I think she's gonna end well.
Or she called the cops because.
She called the cops because she wanted basically to them go after him.
So basically when they showed up and arrested her she probably like why are you arresting
me.
I spur of the moment man.
I mean I think she's just probably it started to sink in.
I wow I just fired my weapon like indiscriminately.
What if he had shot the dog or him or the or the brother.
That's murder.
Yeah.
Murder.
Well you know.
Well her life is jacked because she's gonna be a felon now.
Right.
Unless they drop it to a misdemeanor like you were saying there.
But it's hard.
It's hard to.
If you're in New York they'll do.
They'll just let you out.
Right.
Well yeah.
Well down here.
I wonder if she's still in jail.
Or she's posted.
She had a hundred thousand dollar bond.
Yeah.
Hundred thousand dollars.
Those don't exist anymore up in New York.
No.
In California.
And you know the interesting thing is is she really a threat to society.
She doing anybody any good to sit in jail.
No.
Well we don't know her state of mind.
Is she going to go chase her boyfriend down shoot him to get the dog back.
Oh that's a good point.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Maybe.
But you know what I mean though.
You know what I mean.
I mean you got to you got to ask that question.
Well did you see the footage of the guy in New York who he was in jail for felony assault
or something like that.
And he got out and he sucker punched this guy on the street.
Just walked up behind him.
Did a tremendous amount of damage.
I think he put like something metal in his hand.
A weight in his hand.
He had a piece of glove on there.
And then just cold cocked the guy.
Put the guy on a coma I think.
Yeah see this is happening over and over again in New York City.
Then they released him.
He's out again right.
Yeah well they he went back to jail because after the story hit the hit the media.
And it looked bad.
It looked bad.
Some bitch said the governor of New Jersey.
She was kind of like I just want to let you guys know I took it upon myself to put him
in jail.
Wow.
Please get the fuck out of here.
Wow.
First off they don't make that call.
Yeah.
District attorney does.
It was bad.
It was violent.
Yeah.
And the guy was just standing there.
He didn't do anything.
That's happening over and over and over again.
You know people being shoved in the the subways.
Just you know.
So what Ellen DeGeneres I mean she just her girlfriend what was her name?
Is her Porsche?
Is that her name?
No that's her wife Porsche.
Oh.
DeRossi.
What's the one that.
Anne Heche.
Anne Heche is the one that dated Ellen for a couple years.
And she had a freak out.
Like before this crazy you know thing where she drove into the house and and you know
passed away.
She had a freak out back when she was split.
She had a fight with Ellen DeGeneres.
Well she was found naked in a field.
Oh I don't remember that.
You don't remember this.
No not at all.
Oh yeah she was.
I remember that.
She was.
Maybe our producer could.
She was at a circle of movies.
Old stories about Anne Heche.
Anne Heche.
Well that whole thing was extremely strange.
And you know she she ran her little I think it was a Mini Cooper.
She ran it into a garage or something like that.
And then someone tried to come and help her.
She backed up.
Went down the streets more than ran into a house in a frickin caught fire.
Yes.
And burned the house down.
There was.
So I saw there was like a ring.
There was a couple of videos out and I don't even know if they're real anymore but it's
just they showed a ring security camera front door of her speeding by.
Oh yeah.
Flying by.
You know and then you hear crashes.
So the cause of death says inhalation of smoke thermal injuries sustained from a tragic car
crash.
There we go.
Thermal.
She burned thermal.
Yeah.
So that's burned.
Yeah.
She died of burns.
But there is drone footage.
Anne Heche.
Mr. Austin.
H E C H E.
So there is drone footage out there.
I didn't know if it's fake or not but it's kind of like it was flying over where you
could see an ambulance you see a bunch of service folks like from the fire department
and stuff and they're wheeling her out.
I saw that.
And all of a sudden she pulls.
She's alive at that point and she fought for a week.
I mean she also she didn't die in the hospital fighting for her.
That was the whole thing.
I was like what the fuck.
She died there.
Why is there video of her alive.
Moving.
Yeah.
That is.
Yeah.
She she she got put into a coma and then she lasted a week.
We could have a week.
Yeah.
So I wonder if it's some sort of conspiracy you know with her tied in with with Ellen
and the secrets of Epstein's Island and you know right here.
That's what I saw how she's kind of kind of trying to sit up.
That was your favorite Rosie O'Donnell.
Must have been awful.
I feel bad for you know what.
Look it's tragic.
It is so tragic.
God she imagine much pain she must have been in right there in that picture.
Yeah.
Anyway I don't know.
So they say the Ellen DeGeneres is really taking it hard.
Wow.
Well she had like I said she had.
Which is strange because I thought she was a lesbian.
She was in the news probably about 10 years ago where she was found naked in a field like
high out of her mind.
So I think she just had a rough.
And has she.
I think most movie stars that are or I should say most wealthy people that no no I'm going
to say movie stars because wealthy people have a tendency to be brought up in in an
environment where they.
They know reality.
Yeah they may be pompous but they still have they still can differentiate between lunacy
and in reality.
Well Hollywood lives in a world of make believe.
Well they've got that just translates into the real life.
I'm rich all of a sudden.
I just hit the lottery.
I just made a 50 million dollar movie and it's kind of like Greta Thundberg you know
that she they have no experience with life and they've got all this money.
And so now they're the authority on everything.
And they're not and you know they get high and they're like it's OK.
I think they're bored.
Right.
I mean that could be part of it because I mean they make all this money and they don't
have a regular job.
Right.
So they're on it.
They're on a movie for like three months.
Oh yeah.
And then and then it's so hard and then they don't wake up at four o'clock every single
day.
Oh yeah.
We work seven days a week.
Guys we work seven days a week for like three weeks.
I know it's crazy.
Oh and then the food they served at those carts.
Yes she had no help.
They woke up and they didn't have any blueberries.
Yeah she had.
She had a lot of mental health.
Fuck out of here.
There we go.
Mental health issues.
What's coming up over and over and over again.
Well I think there's a lot of folks.
I'll tell you I'll bring up Britney Spears.
As you guys know I like I enjoy watching tick tock.
Britney Spears has a tick tock and I got to tell you there there is an element of craziness
or cuckooness going on in that little brain of hers.
And the reason why it's all I got to say is you know maybe her father did.
Maybe he was on to something when you know she needs to be chaperoned.
Short deal because if you see the videos that she posts first of all she's hot.
I just she's so hot.
I mean she's so I cannot argue with you there.
You know she's like you know you see the videos.
Pardon.
She doesn't do much for me.
Well maybe you ought to watch these videos.
I have.
No not the tick tock ones.
I mean she nude.
Almost.
I mean she can stir up a batch of panty pudding in my pocket real quick.
Oh good Lord.
I don't know where that came from.
Yeah.
She's a little rough.
Yes.
Any.
So yeah.
So she's in the videos and she's just like I mean we don't necessarily need to pull up
any but she's got that lights on or nobody's home kind of look you know and she's dancing
like there she seems normal.
You know yeah.
I mean you could see her eyes but these videos that she makes on tick tock you could tell
she's totally making them herself.
And it's they're just odd they're missing something.
And like you said I think you said Jeff it's just like there are you they're bored.
They're home alone.
They don't know what to do.
Right.
And and she just.
Well I think the fact that she she she was in the spotlight when she was how old was
she when she first got that hit.
16 15.
But she was on the Mickey Mouse you know.
Yeah.
Good point.
She's been in the limelight her entire childhood.
So it's probably one of these things where it's like a Michael Jackson.
She never really grew up.
Yeah.
You know she she's always been in this world where everything's been given to her.
You just go out there and sing and dance and probably go to school.
She may have been or had tutors or whatever to a certain point and then you know telling
her how how great she is and how beautiful and this and that and you don't need to learn
how to do anything but wiggle your butt.
I tell you what I think her and I don't obviously know either one of them but because they don't
respond to my emails or she doesn't respond to any of my emails but you're texting her
at least.
Well I'm I'm her in her fan club and I was supposed to.
What did you send her one of those.
You see a junk pic.
Yeah.
He said dick pic.
Oh dick dick pic.
Yeah.
I hadn't thought of that.
Oh try it.
Yeah.
That might get hurt.
That might actually hurt my chances.
I don't know.
She might be like oh look at that.
Yeah.
OK.
Anyway.
I think I think the current husband purple who was I guess one of her dancers Sam somebody.
I think he's a good influence.
Hold on.
So she's she's she married another dancer.
Yeah she.
She's heard of the federal line for a while.
I know that he turned out to be a jack wagon.
Well he's got custody of the kids.
And so well that should say something to in the new.
Well no she was under that conservative ship.
Right.
And apparently it lasted way too long and she wasn't allowed to do anything.
And it was that was the whole.
Well she's in her free.
He's now right.
Remember Free Britney.
He Free Britney.
Remember a couple years ago.
Yeah.
Well it's always.
Yeah.
It's been going on until that ended.
She in her late 30s early 40s though.
I think it's late 30s 38 maybe 39.
I don't know.
I don't know Mr. Producer.
How do you how old do you think Britney Spears is.
You are not with it man.
Let's see I'm going to vote 30.
I say she's 40 40 even.
Did you already look it up.
Cheater.
1981.
She turned 41 if she had a big blowout birthday party that she didn't invite any of us to.
Yeah.
I was there.
I had a I got an email.
I wasn't sure.
I thought it was spam.
I should have opened it.
I got to wear her.
I'll follow.
Python.
Yes.
Nice.
You've been taking care of her Python.
Yes.
Then she danced with the Python.
She did.
VMA Awards right.
Are you kidding me.
Are you serious.
Oh yeah.
She was like an albino Python.
I'm sure she didn't get in trouble because it was white.
It was kind of sexy.
Anyway do you when he she she recently married the guy that she's been with for a while and
do you remember her high school boyfriend that.
No I don't know anything about her.
Well check this out.
She her high school boyfriend when she was in the midst of her craziness right where
she shaved her head or I don't know.
I don't know before after that anyway they ran off to Vegas and got married and he had
to that she had to a null that I think Paul's a fan club member.
Well check this during that went during her wedding to Sam whatever he showed up uninvited
and had to be security had to remove him because he was trying to convince Britney not to do
it really.
Yeah.
And now he's be charged with you know trespassing and yeah.
Also all sorts of drama in that world.
You know it's weird is that I pull up I tried putting up a Britney Spears old boyfriends
and they completely don't mention his name the one that from the high school.
Yeah.
Kevin Federline and Sam as Gary you know but you forget about the guy.
Bless it.
The high schooler.
Well the guy was also on Mickey Mouse.
What is his name like.
Just just just a timber like the date.
Did they date.
They dated for quite some time.
They did.
Oh that's that's what he says.
He seems to have come through it fairly totally has.
I agree.
He's that's because he's with Jessica Beale.
Yeah that too.
That solves pretty much all.
He's got.
Yeah I want to say I haven't heard him spout off about politics which is fantastic and
a lot of things that can Justin Timberlake.
He's funny.
Timberlake Timberlake he's Timberlake someone said Timberlake Timberlake.
He's a he does a lot of funny things.
He's with SNL and he doesn't.
I haven't really seen him get on you know any of the politics.
That's really the bottom.
The SNL skits he has are fucking hilarious.
Has he done any recently.
I don't know.
I've heard that is almost done for.
That's dropping like flies.
They pull up Saturday Night Live or SNL.
Yeah just pull that up.
I mean if there's one in particular I think that we could put that right there the first
one to bring it down to the rap rap bill.
You know it just hearing him saying this one little stupid ass part.
I don't is it really shows that his talent.
I mean he is a talented singer.
You know let's drum up some business here.
I think this is a second one.
Sweetly singing the plains.
All right.
Your gift trap will pay for old people to escape.
And then Justin comes out dressed up in some sort of tube looks like a piece of toilet
paper tube with Christmas wrappings.
He's got such talent and such confidence doesn't he.
He kind of reminds me of Steven there.
Yeah he does look like him doesn't he.
Roll out.
Let's wrap you up that platinum chain with some diamonds in it.
Let's go pick up all that bands with them windows tinted.
What in the world is in that bag.
What you got in that bag.
Yeah you're the double ten bag.
Roll out.
I can't stand the guy I've met.
Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah I cannot stand Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah.
All right producer you can cut it off.
This one.
He's really talented though.
He's really talented too though.
He's got the rap and he is.
Look I don't want to dog Jimmy Fallon too much.
I'll tell you what the what does it if he could just shut the fuck up about politics.
Oh he's talking politics.
Oh dude he's a total.
Just be funny.
Because he has a lot of skits that are funny and I honestly I'll tell you Jimmy Fallon
is funny and I mean I don't think he's personally funny but he's been part of a lot of funny
skits.
So I don't watch any nighttime.
No I don't watch.
I just see them secondhand.
Who are they.
Who are they now.
There's that Jimmy Fallon.
It's Colbert.
That guy is.
Oh when he sat there and did his dance with the vaccine shots.
Yeah he was dressed up in a bunch of gay guys were.
Oh I'm sorry I didn't say gay.
What are they.
And he was doing his little head spin.
We don't know if they were gay.
I apologize if they're some of those guys are straight but I'm just saying you know
anyone dressed like that is leaning on the on the side of stuff.
No question.
What they obviously don't subscribe to the Andrew Tate male program.
Who is the other late night guy.
So John Connor Jim the redhead dude who kind of who kind of code code.
No he's not on anymore.
Oh Conan Brian.
The one who does the.
Pull karaoke.
Yes singing.
Now does he talk about politics too.
What's his name.
James Gordon maybe.
James Gordon is that his name.
He also he's also come out and says that he is done.
I think after this year I think he says he's done with it.
Does that his name.
James Gordon.
Yeah.
James Gordon.
Well now does he do the same politics.
I know Colbert is a flaming liberal.
I don't know.
Literally a flame.
We have the the John Oliver.
Yeah I don't know who that is.
John Oliver.
He's.
He's a late night know what Trevor.
He's on the Trevor.
No whatever it is.
Oh there.
SNL.
No these are just last week.
Not news.
I think I think either him or Trevor Noah took over for.
What the hell.
The Daily.
Who's the guy who used to have these.
I sound like an idiot.
No.
Well now you sound like I do every show.
Yeah.
Well while you're looking at it this is a very real moment where you did.
Seth Meyers was at the Late Show and you have Jimmy Kimmel with Jimmy Kimmel Live.
And he's a flake.
Yeah.
Jimmy.
Look again Jimmy Kimmel is one of these guys where you know he was funny and he does have
some funny stuff.
But you know what man I really really pushed over the edge which which was a ton of things.
Because when he had pictures of Trump's wife Melania and she was reading a book to some
first graders and you think.
Yeah totally mocking her accent.
And how is that OK.
Yeah it's not totally racist totally just a Kimmel.
How can you forget about this jack wagon.
Yeah.
I'm just God bless man.
And there's some other guy named Trevor Noah.
Yeah Trevor.
The show is John Stewart.
Oh John Stewart.
He replaced John Stewart.
Yeah.
John Stewart was kind of funny but I think he he had the same problem.
They all have the same problem.
They're all cut from the same cloth.
Yeah.
I'm telling you they just amazing.
Why can't one of them.
There you go.
He's a you know he's bad.
But I also I just read that Greg Gutfeld is now the number one.
He beat Colbert this last month.
Good.
So he's the top.
He's the top rated late night host talk show host.
He's he's odd to me.
He is odd.
He's very odd.
He is smart.
You can tell he's really smart.
Well he's not.
He doesn't always.
He's not necessarily a Republican either.
You know he just he's a libertarian.
Yeah.
He beats up a lot of different people.
And I love it when he's on the five because you know he even argues with the the old guy
that all do.
Yeah.
Her although her although yeah.
Her although he's been all over the place and God and even her although called him punk.
Yeah.
I think it's kind of funny.
It's so feisty.
Yeah.
Her although thinks he's still like 25 years old.
Well this Greg Gutfeld.
Well he's because he's banging 25 year olds.
He used to be the editor of Men's Life I believe.
Yeah he's I mean I saw his show for the first time and not even the whole time but I was
kind of like all I've ever seen him on is the five the five five.
But with his own show he was odd.
He's just odd.
Well no.
I don't know how to put a finger on it but well he can't mannerism.
He shoots from the hip.
Well not that he tries to get the A-listers but he says that he has a list of scope ago.
I want to do your show but my publicist says not to because I'll get blackballed.
Right.
It's too dangerous.
He goes he said he goes you know we don't even try for those A-listers we bring out
people that we find interesting.
Right.
So he has a lot of the repeat folks but he brings up people up there that you may not
know but they're interesting folks that can come and they're too scared to go on his show.
Correct.
I mean that's no different than like Rush Limbaugh.
Yeah.
You know you couldn't do it.
Right.
You know.
Or Hannity.
Because you'll be blackballed.
You'll be blackballed.
I mean it's just it's just it's stinky man.
I mean I.
I don't know how do you how do you how do you fix that.
How do you turn that over.
You have to.
You stop talking about politics.
Well no I mean how do you how do you get that liberal hive mindset out of Hollywood.
Well I don't know.
Okay so you have first of all you have to get rid of the current channels because the
mindset for each of those stations.
Yeah they dictate.
Is the guys that own it and the guys that own it are cut out of the same cloth as Paul
was referring to.
You know these are all the George Soros's of you know George Soros's community owns
all these.
I mean we watched an SNL skit from 20 years ago 25 years ago that kind of detailed who
was making money and how the networks work.
Oh yeah.
It wasn't so no that was someone else.
I remember watching that.
That was wasn't SNL someone else.
Kids the hall or something like that.
Yeah you're probably right.
But it was so much they they described it but I thought it was it was perfect because
they're talking about.
Well the guys from the networks are being paid by all these sponsors.
You know it's like Moderna you know sponsoring you know.
Pfizer is a big one.
Yeah.
And you know you got you got that same guy that was on the Joe Rogan show doing a quick
lefty here.
Do you guys remember Robert Malone that was on the Joe Rogan show that he did basically
yeah he basically was thrown under the bus and then the Rogan show was well you know
we're not going to show that one.
They wouldn't allow that particular episode to play you know and that's when they wanted
him to be booted off of Spotify.
So he comes out with another video and this is backed by data.
This is all current data.
Oh yeah.
No he's going to get the last laugh on this one.
Well he there's a there's nothing that's coming out and he was just like you know what.
Here's the deal.
All those folks that got shots all of them all of them that got shots statistically speaking
if you got a shot you got sick more than the people that didn't get shots right.
And he was like let's not call this a vaccine because it's not a vaccine.
It's not a booster because the booster is the same thing as the vaccine.
They're the same thing.
All they are are protein spike protein shots.
That's it.
That's all they are.
They're they're nothing.
So he was I saw that video today and it was interesting because they were pulling up data
from Israel UK Germany Africa Australia in the United States you know all those places.
Yeah.
And that's where it shows and but yet you know if you mention anything like that you
got blackballed.
Yeah.
You know the media it's just you know there.
Well you know what I think I'm hoping and you know I asked the question how do we get
that that hive mindset out of that media that that Hollywood Park.
You see what's happening at CNN right now.
Yeah they're cleaning house.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
But are they cleaning house to make it worse or better.
Well what I've read is the new guy is we need to report the news.
Yeah they got to make money.
No one's watching the state.
Correct.
So hopefully they get back to their roots.
The employees have reported at CNN that they are scared of losing their job.
They should be because they're all they're all their bosses are putting out the memo
saying if you're woke you're probably going to go.
And they're wanting they want it more fair and balanced kind of the Fox Fox is look Fox
is in the same category too.
They're just as jaded as the rest of them.
You know what's interesting.
Trump keeps dogging Fox.
Well it's because they're pushing the Democrat agenda.
It's seen.
I don't watch Fox outside of the five.
So no I don't.
Yeah I'm not saying I'm not doing it but I haven't seen it.
I don't see.
I don't see it on the five.
Yeah right.
Well I watch Fox a lot.
It's because of your YouTube channel that's on my TV.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm able to scroll over there and get that that Fox everything.
Right.
Which is kind of cool.
I really dig that.
Thank you by the way.
You know YouTube TV.
Yeah I got you.
You watch the Disney Channel right.
I just did yesterday.
We watched.
Is it on my account.
So there's equal trade there.
OK.
All good.
Yeah we watched two Star Wars movies back to back.
Oh you got your wife to watch it huh.
Yeah.
We just wanted to watch it.
Oh wow.
What's Shelley thing.
We watched the last two.
They're good.
I don't remember the last two.
Is that.
Meaning you know Rise of Skywalker and the last.
The last two movies that came out jumped right to the end didn't you.
Yeah well I'm all spoiler.
Oh has Shelley.
Yeah I've seen them all but.
Oh that's my son.
You need to watch the Twilight series next.
Yeah.
I heard that they're pretty good too.
I just.
Those are Disney.
No they're not.
Does that.
No.
You know it's funny.
If you get past the schmutz.
And there's a lot of schmutz out there.
Schmutz.
I like that word.
You know we got Hulu.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
I'll tell you I've been watching it's a lot of sunny in Philadelphia.
Podcast and their shows are great and I think the podcasts are funny as hell and I'm taking
notes of what they're doing on their set and how they're doing transitions and you know
because every time you see a show there's different things happening you know because
there's they talk about the different things that they're doing.
Yeah we haven't done this.
Oh look we got a new table.
Of course we're not going to be getting new tables and new stuff like that but they've
got new microphones and and this and that and chairs and and they're just funny people
and so some of the topics I bring up I'm actually stealing from the show.
Yeah.
Great.
Let's announce it.
Yeah.
It's not plagiarism right.
I don't even know if it's plagiarism.
If you give them credit I guess.
I just gave them credit.
Shout out to the the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia crew.
There we go.
I think it's fun.
It's funny if you like the show if you like the show you're going to like their podcast
and the podcast is is the podcast is very similar to dudes like us because it's just
three guys sitting around.
They're just talking bullshitting and they talk about appropriate things.
Yeah.
And they and you know what the shows are.
Did you hold on.
Did you just lean to the side.
He did.
Totally.
No.
I had to stretch.
That was not a stretch.
I had to stretch.
Yeah.
You just.
Which way did he lean.
He shot it your way.
I had to.
He shot one across the bow.
What it was is I had to cross the pole.
But I didn't want to pull a shot and belch into the microphone.
Oh here we go.
So I went here.
And I got a dirst.
And belched.
I was being courteous.
Wow.
OK.
Anyway.
So you know what I was going to ask you guys I know going back to the late night talk show
host so we grew up with what.
Johnny Carson.
OK.
That was a little bit before I started watching but David Letterman.
David Letterman and Jay Leno then.
Jay Leno.
Right.
And that was just.
Johnny Carson you know was the first with The Tonight Show.
You know and Jane Donald took over The Tonight Show.
Correct.
And Johnny Carson was funny too.
And were they just as political.
Were they just as critical.
Just as liberal.
Just as everything.
No.
In their stand up they talked about.
They made fun of whoever was president.
But it wasn't mean though.
It wasn't mean spirited like it is now.
It was to make of to be funny.
Yeah they're just having fun.
This is mean spirited the stuff they have going on.
It's just ugly.
Well I mean and then.
And there's no need for it.
And then what was the one where they maybe they passed the abortion law or they they
struck down with road versus way.
And one of them was on the stage crying or something like Kobe or Kobe or he's I mean
and they're giving these passionate as if they're politicians.
You know what I mean.
I'm just like they are not the authority.
Not at all anything.
They're not voted into that.
This is what this is this deranged narcissist.
This crazy lunacy of Hollywood.
I thought Letterman was funny though.
He had David Letterman.
I forgot about him.
I used to watch him at Paul Schaeffer.
Because back in the day it was just the two of them right.
So it's Jay Leonard David Levering.
You didn't have this plethora of.
Yeah.
Then there were five or six of them.
Then there was late late show with maybe with Ted Koppel.
David Letterman now is well bearded.
Look at that.
He really is.
It's kind of bizarre.
Yeah he doesn't.
He was on a he's on a couple of shows here and there as a guest like God bless.
I don't even know.
I think it's a there's you getting a cab and you drive around and they do an interview.
Oh taxi confessions or something like that.
Well I think his other show is my next guest or something like that or my next interview
or he has a show out there.
It's on HBO.
Oh does he really.
Letterman.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Really he's back on back on air in some.
Yeah he does.
I didn't know that.
I can't remember what it's like my next guest is or something like that.
And click on that.
That's kind of cool.
And by the way Paul Schaeffer I found so annoying.
He is.
Yeah.
He had this squeaky whiny voice and.
But he was quite he was very talented though.
Was he.
How do we know that.
I mean just as a musician.
Yeah the Gary Shandlin show as well.
That was on HBO.
I never watched that though.
He's funny.
That wasn't a real.
I never had HBO.
It was a real it was a it was a mock of.
Correct.
Of a late night show.
How was it.
That was funny.
And there was some chick on there.
I always thought she was grungy but she was she was on the.
God bless her.
She was cut from the same group on HBO.
She was English had some fucked up teeth.
From the 90s.
Wow.
English and fucked up teeth.
Fucked up teeth.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Well let me go.
It's a Gary Shandlin show cast.
Hold on.
And there was another show that I think came on right after Gary Shandlin and.
I don't know.
I never watched it.
I never had HBO.
God it was so funny.
And this guy cursed like a sailor.
Benny Hill.
No.
Wasn't Benny Hill.
No.
And there was a guy that.
Super Dave Osborne.
It came on.
Remember that show.
Yes.
Yes I do.
There are boobs in it.
Yes.
And there was a nudity in this show too.
He cursed like crazy.
And he was so funny.
I don't remember.
This was on HBO.
HBO or Showtime.
Red Skelton.
No.
Flip Wilson.
What the hell man.
Yeah you're throwing out some serious shit now.
Anyway I'm not going to remember it.
So.
We should just move on.
But.
All about.
Starting to look at different things.
Dang it.
All right.
Never mind.
I never really got into.
I watched Letterman for a little bit.
I never got into the.
Because where I grew up.
I was on East time zone.
So if I wanted to watch it.
It did come out to 1130.
Right.
That's late.
And yeah it's it's late.
It's not like here.
1030.
It's not like it's not that old.
I could watch a little bit.
But when I was going to school and whatnot I was I was a bed by that time.
Right.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah I never.
The only time I ever watched Letterman was when I was in college.
Right.
And we could stay up late because we had late classes or.
That's about when I started watched it was college.
I'd come home for Christmas break summer break and if there was anything going on I'd stay
up and watch it.
But I never was a huge.
Late night consumer.
Yeah me neither.
But I just yeah I'm with you Sean.
I just don't remember the hate so much hate.
It's our days.
It's so mean.
And you know it.
You know it is sad because it really takes away from these guys as talents.
You know it makes you not want to not want to watch him.
No.
And they're learning that too.
I mean CNN is a prime example.
I mean they're starting to trim the fat on that.
They're realizing literally where we are.
Yeah well I mean two minutes gone.
Brian Stelter gone.
He had a little goodbye show and I watched about 10 minutes of the very ending of it.
And he is also very well spoken.
But you know the fact is he's he's an idiot.
Yeah.
And you know he's a lying hack.
Yeah.
You know and he's he's got a way of wording it to make it sound the way he's very pompous.
Yes.
Yeah.
He's a little fat piece of no figuring out have a piece of shit.
You know the thing is sad is they don't even think they're lying.
Yeah.
I don't even think they're lying.
They think they think that they know what they're talking about.
They think what they are.
It's their truth.
It's a sport to them.
And if you don't believe me you're just it's a racist.
It's a it's a fascist.
That's the favorite word.
Oh my God.
That's the favorite word.
I'm so sick of being called a semi-fascist now.
You know crazy.
Now you know what we're beating the shit out of this.
But you know this all goes hand in hand.
And really this is it's it goes hand in hand and it affects dudes like us every single day.
You know by the way dudes like us I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And our thank you special thanks for our producer Mr. Austin who comes out every week and helps
us with this show and is able to help us make millions of dollars so we can provide the
show for you.
So we can all retire and then we could join the Hollywood crowd.
Maybe our views will change at that point.
Maybe it will.
Who's who's in charge of the funds for this show.
Well you know we sold two pieces now.
Oh oh you know what.
You're now I received I received a deposit today.
Nice.
I received a deposit today.
Nice.
I want the owner from that we were from two of those two items we sold.
I didn't see I saw the text that she sent me.
I didn't really read it and I didn't really look at the JPEG because I was I was on a
roof and it was hot and especially I was texting you too and I was like I don't have what it
takes to be texting you about right this shit right now.
I was just like watch the Tucker show.
It's so hot that roof man.
And I tell you what's here I am arguing with you.
You just shut up.
Watch it.
I stayed out of that whole thing.
Well you know well I mean look it's very controversial.
First of all I recognize that it's what this guy like we're talking about the big media
and how they choke out different you know they're they're jaded they're slanted they
want their perspective only and that's the example of what the late night show host are
turned into is that they want their side shared and whoever is against them or doesn't agree
with them is against them and they're deplorable.
Well the Ministry of Truth that they try to put in place.
Yeah crazy lady who was singing sound of music or whatever the hell that Mary Poppins or whatever
was the last person who was qualified to lead that thing.
Yeah luckily that got shut down quickly too.
Yes terrible idea.
But the media itself you know who knows how long our show is going to be on.
You know I mean they're going to probably get catch wind of this thing.
They'll be like you guys will never be found again.
I think we're going to outlast Rush Limbaugh.
Yeah 40 years 40 years.
Are we going to be alive that long.
I was going to say I don't know about that.
I mean the media has squashed it you know they take you know obviously you can't do
searches so if you want to find out some information and you pull up Google and you try finding
it you're just simply not going to find it because they bury it you know or they change
it you know or they only have what you they want you to see about it.
It's usually snippets and like you like we were talking about Andrew Tate right which
I don't want to get into Andrew Tate right now but you were like well based on what I
saw this guy's a douche.
I even went to Duck Duck Go.
I'm not going to look at Google.
I'm going to try Duck Duck Go see if they bring out anything different because I know
what Google is going to throw at me.
Right.
And I picked you know and I there was USA Today Washington Post I was like I'm going
to ignore them.
I came across CNET I was like all right I don't know CNET is a liberal hack mag so I
opened them up.
Right.
And I was reading and you know it's again I've never heard of the guy.
I was just reading I was like he says a lot of misogynistic things that women are property
and all this stuff.
Right.
And I was like I don't know you know and he talks about a lot of videos are how to become
wealthy tricks that he's used and stuff like that.
Right.
And he talks about treatment of women and how you should treat women and they have no
purpose or no inherent.
Mr. producer pull up.
Whether that's true or not I don't know.
Which is harsh.
Yeah it sounded harsh and that's what I was I was like wow I don't know you know I don't
know if this guy if they're cherry picking these really bad things.
Right.
Or or what.
But you know the fact that if he did say I still think is bad.
But if that is that what he's really about or is it really.
Mr. producer is my phone.
They're picking some things out that just trying to get rid of his ass.
Right.
Interesting.
Awesome.
Yeah I did see one video of his and he does he does come across as kind of douchey.
All right.
Let's see if I can hear this.
Kind of douchey.
I believe Trump was the last hope of a president who actually had ideas and actually cared.
Putin said this.
Have you seen the clip of Putin.
Putin said this in an interview.
They said what do you think of Trump.
And he said I've been through three United States presidents.
You can Google this yourself gentlemen.
He said I've been through three US presidents and they all have amazing ideas.
But the ideas don't get implemented because people don't understand how strong the bureaucracy
of America is when the people with the dark suits arrive and explain to him how things
are really done.
His ideas will not come to fruition.
Putin said himself the president has people above him tell them what to do.
Putin knows it.
Everyone knows it right.
Trump's the first guy who said no I want to do this.
I want to do this.
And they just attacked him with a propaganda machine.
A nonstop onslaught of attack to program and brainwash people.
And on top of that they still rigged it because he was still winning.
That's what's really happening in the world today.
When you look at things like Corona and all these other things it's all an attack on the
freedom of individuals because the people in charge of the world now understand that
they can no longer control us by our propaganda and they have to remove our freedoms.
And to remove our freedoms is only one thing you can remove.
You can only remove freedom and replace it with one thing humans will accept and that's
safety.
Yeah.
I mean how about that.
I don't disagree with any of that.
And that's that's what that's what I'm getting.
And that's the message he wants to send.
And you know when he starts spouting off that type of information on social media they're
going to cut that.
And that's exactly what they did.
That was the stuff they cut in.
He was talking about I mean I shared with you before we sat down with the pre show a
little bit and I'm hearing myself talk and I'm even thinking well even I don't necessarily
believe women should be walking around with numbers on their forehead of how many dudes
they banged.
But at the same time you know we're talking about you know when he starts womanizing you
know is it womanizing because he prefers to have women that aren't necessarily virgins
but are whores that he prefers to have women that have scruples that maybe necessarily
don't want to have a profession.
I mean that's just his choice.
I mean there are women out there that say well you know women are better off at home
are than the workplace.
You know I'm not saying that's what I say.
I'm not saying dudes like us say that at all.
So folks don't get mad at Paul.
Oh yeah because that's what I think.
He's holding a flash card.
Say this Sean.
Right.
No but you know what but he does have their you know through the spirit of being a male
the spirit of being a human and being a woman I mean women and men are two different things.
You can't expect you know I mean you're two way different things.
You can't be a woman and say you want to be a man because a woman is water and a man is
fire or vice versa.
They're two different elements.
You know they have they have different physical makeups.
You know they're completely they're two different they're built different mentally and physically.
So and that's kind of what he was conveying.
He was like going into the wokeism and stuff and they took snippets of that and then they
were talking about the rape and you know you know he's not saying he even said that.
I wish we went out there should find the Tucker Carlson show if you're interested in Andrew
Tate and finding out what he's really about.
I would listen to Tucker the Tucker Carlson show or interviewed him for like 45 minutes.
He talked about how men should man up to be men in just in every aspect of your life not
necessarily a fighting perspective but just like enough's enough.
Yeah I agree.
I think that I think that there's been the wasification of the man of America.
Right.
You have what these metros and these soy boys and the you know the beta cucks or whatever
you want to call them right.
These these weak weak individuals that you know I don't know what you want to call it
but I agree with that.
I think you know maybe it started with you know the participation trophy.
Right.
You know it was that is that where it started.
You know is it the is it the the single household single parent household with no dad around.
There's no man.
I thought I was going to say I think it started with the erosion of the male role model.
Right.
So I mean because remember Judeo Christian values right.
A man is supposed to take care of his family supposed to you know bring home the bacon
so to speak.
Today's economy.
That's really difficult to do now.
Indeed to that comes.
Yeah I mean well but it's not it.
It's not all about money right.
But you still are supposed to you know you're supposed to support and guide your wife.
You're supposed to support and guide your children especially especially be the role
model to your sons.
Right.
And you know and all that kind of stuff.
And when you were wrote all that and then you know the young men of today are selfish.
They they they lack purpose.
They lack direction.
They lack you know they lack.
You know all those inherent you know drive.
Yeah drive.
I think unfortunately this whole covid thing and I'm I'm even referring to my son sitting
over there.
You know he's he doesn't like school right now.
I mean he made that statement.
But the thing about it is that.
Oh did you.
Did you leave.
I didn't leave.
Whoa.
And you clearly heard air coming out of my mouth.
All right.
So anyways I leaned over guys.
It was your ass.
So anyway well I mean not just Austin but the whole generation that were torn away from
school and the whole covid thing.
I mean for the last two years literally we were going to have a gap in kids that aren't
as smart as they could be.
And you have you have kids.
I don't think that's Austin's age.
I think that's going to be your first second third graders.
You think.
Yes.
I think you might have to break that up in the fourth fifth sixth and so I've heard there's
one school district.
I don't remember what was that.
They're making the third graders repeat third grade in this certain school district.
I agree with that.
I'm all about that or at least you know taking some sort of test.
I'm referring to the last two years in high school because they weren't really allowed
to do anything anything related to school and a lot of kids don't learn online.
I agree with that I think online learning they got ripped off.
And so you know what do you do from here.
You know how do you correct that gap.
And really it and what I'm trying to coach Austin.
Trump saying indirectly right now is that you got to stick with it.
You know you make a decision and you say well this is my goal and I've got to get through
these classes.
I don't want to go to these classes and he's doing it so far.
You know he's doing it.
But you know you got to do that with everything.
And I think a lot of these kids you got to keep pounding it in them.
Just keep going.
Well the problem is the kids have to make a transition from this is what I've been told
to do because I don't want to do it.
I'm being told to do it.
That's what the system tells me to do.
It's my parents tell me to do.
They have to transition from that to you know they're they're not motivated to do it.
Others are motivated for them to do.
Then they have to transition to well I'm doing this because it's for my future.
Yeah if I want to be a chemical engineer I need to do A B and C.
Right.
It doesn't matter what my parents say.
Well I just you know I'm trying to make myself more marketable so I can get a better higher
paying job.
I'm trying to make myself you know I want to you know I want to get married someday.
I want to have kids someday and I want that to be I want to be able to provide for them.
And that ties back in.
You said that well said too.
I mean that that ties back into the mentality of what the kids unfortunately have right
now.
And it's that's what they need.
They need someone to tell them that right.
You know regularly you know so that they they can get it.
And I don't think they're getting it.
And it scares me.
I'm nervous.
But part of it is a maturity thing too.
So I mean I've had I have a number of friends whose whose young men are struggling right.
So they it's the same pattern.
They hate they they they hate high school.
They take a year of college and then they drop out.
And then they and then they start doing you know crappy jobs right.
They're working at 7-eleven.
I want to do this.
Right.
And then and then what do they do.
They they mature frontal lobe development starts to kick in and around 25 26.
And it's not just boys by the way is girls as well.
Right I have a couple of friends.
Right.
Exact pattern.
Now they're at 26 27.
One of them went back and finished college right.
The late start you know in the you know the like the rest of us I guess you know sort
of anyway.
But so it's a combination of things.
It's a combination of maturity.
I just want the kids to have to wait you know it's that long.
Find that out.
Oh my God.
I am now 40 years old and I have wasted all this time.
Right.
Well how do you get them to understand that.
Man.
That's a question.
I don't know.
I mean they'll be in a super dick.
Well you know my dad takes that though.
Here's the thing.
My dad didn't tell me that.
If my dad would have told me that I don't know if I'd listen to him.
Well he just kicked you out.
He'd really give you any kind of direction.
I say kick me out.
But well he he he released me.
You know he was a slave.
Just last week.
Wasn't it.
I wish.
Fuck.
No but when I turned 18 I graduated from high school.
I moved out immediately.
It wasn't because my dad wanted me to leave.
He didn't ask me.
He was just like he didn't say no.
You know he think I don't want to throw stones at my dad.
You know it is what it is and I don't hold a grudge against him.
I just say if I were to carve out a different path.
Right.
For my son and my daughters for my sons and daughters I would want to support them and
provide on solicited help throughout their whole path guide you know.
Yeah.
Well I think that the trouble is is when the kids are that age.
We're stupid.
And why are you talking to me.
And shut up.
I don't want to hear it from you.
Yeah.
That's that's some of the attitude that I guess that's that is a age old thing.
Yeah it is.
You don't know.
I did the same thing to my dad.
So you know maybe this is my dad kind of laughs.
You know when my kids do something stupid you know my dad's kind of like he doesn't
do it maliciously but it's like he's a full circle shit isn't it Sean.
You know because I was goes around.
Yeah I was the the the best child growing up I had my own struggles that I wish I could
change but you know what had I I think I learned from my struggles.
You know I'm a better person right now for it.
You know I look back at my time and I wish I would have gone through high school more
seriously with milk with milk.
Yeah.
Instead of the powdered milk.
Oh yeah maybe that would have helped.
Real milk.
You think that would change your life.
It could have had strong bones.
You know it's funny.
I'm laughing so hard.
So you feel like you have strong bones.
The podcast before you posted today he was talking about powdered milk.
You were just like I can't believe it.
I can't.
I can't believe it.
I mean I heard about that and I was just like we have a lot of money man you do what you
got to do.
Yeah I know and I don't mean to slam it but it just I was just kind of like I have never
heard that and I'm still kind of like taken back but you know you try to find powdered
milk now.
You could find it.
Where?
Where is it.
Kroger has it.
They still sell it.
Because I tried buying it because I want to stock up on it.
I've seen the Kroger.
Yeah well I'll have to look again.
Are you going to be becoming a prepper with 50 pounds of powdered milk.
Yeah I wonder how that stuff goes the expiration.
I don't know.
I'm sure there's an expiration of this.
50 years.
Dried milk flakes.
Yeah it is.
You have to get the containers too.
Ours were yellow with blue little lids.
It's kind of gross.
So hold on earlier you said that you wish you had taken high school more seriously.
Where would you have gone with that?
What would have been different?
Well I didn't want to face the future personally.
I didn't want to make the decision this is what I want to do with the rest of my life
right.
So I decided late in college because I kind of half assed at my freshman and sophomore
year not knowing what I wanted to do.
I kind of flip flop between things.
That's part of it.
You got real ballsy and just up to move to Dallas Texas from Cleveland.
I mean who does that?
Well I did.
Well that's the thing right.
So you know there's nothing happened for me locally and I was delivering furniture for
a year.
You kind of spinning.
Felt like we were spinning in life.
And my friend ultimately my roommate at the time he was selling furniture dead end job
and he's like you know we got to talk it and move.
What are you going to do?
What's the end game now?
Are we going to move somewhere?
Are we going to be furniture managers?
Yeah I was like I'm not doing this in my life.
You know I want a real job.
See that is an aha maturity moment.
You start to think about your path in life from the perspective of you decide.
Your decisions and your decisions and consequences affect you.
Right.
And a switch has to go off.
You know.
I guess it did because we originally go to Miami and I think I told us that we were looking
at Miami.
I had interviews set up the whole nine yards and a huge hurricane came through and wiped
Miami out.
Wiped the companies out that I was going to have interviews for.
So we still went down there because we had the hotel still and we went down there was
a shithole.
I was like there's no way I'm moving here.
It's terrible.
Right.
It was a river and it stunk like dead because all the trash and dead animals were everywhere
and it was terrible.
So we came back.
Because of the hurricane or because of the hurricane?
Because it came through.
With the cows and giraffes and shit.
I mean what kind of animals are all over the place?
I don't know but you didn't see them but you smell just the dead animals rotting.
And trash and fish.
Anyway it was bad and that didn't work out.
So we came home and we were like well where to now?
Let's try Dallas.
We came down for a weekend and we found a bar over on Greenville somehow.
We didn't know where we were going and it was a blast.
We were like we're moving here.
Because we were two single guys.
We found a night club.
We were like we're moving here.
We didn't know where.
So you guys came down here for one weekend.
One weekend and was like fuck that.
And then you went back, packed your shit up and left.
We went back, continued working, delivered pizzas at night to make extra money.
Came down here with $2,500, no job.
Each took second jobs.
Yeah, took second jobs and saved $2,500.
And I didn't have, I had a couple of interviews lined up at some radio stations.
Which didn't work out.
And then we found an apartment over in Irving.
We got to talk about that too because it didn't work out because you had a bunch of samples
or all your tapes got ruined.
So we found an apartment in Irving.
Just kind of picked Irving.
It's in the middle of Fort Worth in Dallas.
That's why we picked it.
Yeah.
Didn't know shit.
Oh we got to talk about that.
That's super cool though.
Where at in Irving?
On Beltline.
Beltline on what?
Fuck, I don't know.
Northgate?
The place was called the Clarendon.
Well they've changed names several times.
I don't know.
Was it close to Mel's?
I have no idea.
I think that's a great story.
Oh the mall.
Okay so.
There's a mall out there.
So it was a, it was a, it was a mall.
Man because I lived right there too.
Yeah.
Huh.
Probably at the same exact time.
Ninety-three was when I was there.
Alright well that's a wrap for the first half here.
Yeah action packed first half too man.
Loaded up with all kinds of stuff.
The second half we got, we have a full list of topics.
I don't know if we're going to squeeze everything in.
Probably not.
Well we really didn't hit any of them.
Except.
Nothing on the list.
But we're going to be talking about the, we got the Hyperloop coming up.
Jeff wants to talk about some torture devices.
And what the past and we're going to talk about some sleep apnea and find out how it's
affecting people of today and dudes like us will appreciate that.
So I'm dudes like us.
We're waiting for you in the second half.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
Thanks to our special producer Mr. Austin.