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Alright, alright, I'll do it.

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God damn.

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You know what, I was thinking...

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I don't know, it's too...

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Well, no, we were...

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I was thinking maybe we should, you know, listen, enjoy the music.

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It is kind of nice to hear the music every now and then.

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I actually love it.

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I know.

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So this is the...

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Well, Jeff's looking great.

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You've been going to a dermatologist or something?

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Your skin's glowing.

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Glowing?

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I'm hot and kind of sweaty right now, I think is what it is.

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Hot and sweaty, huh?

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Yeah, I'm having a hot flesh.

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You know, it's temperature-wise, I read the thermostat walking in here was 70, but I do

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feel a little warm.

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Maybe it could have been...

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Well, I turned the fan down.

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70?

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Well, 7-0.

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That is insanely cold.

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Ah, dude, I...

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For a thermostat setting.

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Oh, good Lord.

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I have a good under 70 on Tuesdays.

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Otherwise, otherwise no one's up here anymore, so I have it up at 75 the rest of the time.

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Nice, well, nice planning.

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I like that.

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You're looking out for your fellow podcasters, sir.

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Well, I'll tell you what's difficult on...

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What's difficult with these nests is that they should be reliable.

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They get hacked by Chinese.

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Mine is not reliable.

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I have two nests at my house and both of them suck dick.

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Didn't you just replace them?

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I didn't replace them.

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There was a lot of drama to get them replaced.

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They're kind of like, well, just...

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I'll tell you what, mail those to us and then we'll send you some back.

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I'm like, so this is Texas.

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What am I supposed to do in the interim while it's fucking 100 degrees outside?

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Right.

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Why don't you fucking mail me that...

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Anyways, I just said drop it.

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I just kept it on manual mode and I don't care.

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I took it off Wi-Fi.

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Did you say that it would change without your permission?

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It did.

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It did.

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Mine changes all the time.

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Yeah, like the power company logs in and they raise it or something?

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I don't necessarily agree with that.

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There was a buzz saying that that was true.

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It works the antithesis with what mine is because it's actually going lower.

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I set it to 72 and it drops down to 68.

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See, what is that about?

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Well, it's...

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That's crazy.

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I don't know.

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Mine's been stable for a while.

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I haven't had any issues with it recently.

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Well, it picks up trends.

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It's supposed to follow the weather outside and the humidity and there's a logarithm.

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Oh, there's artificial intelligence built in.

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Yeah, there's stuff that goes on.

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I didn't know that.

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If that's the case, of course, there's an algorithm that it's trying to...

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In retrospect, I would rather just have a thermostat that does what I tell it to do.

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I don't want you to anticipate what I want.

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I've never changed mine.

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Mine's the original.

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Right.

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I enjoy going down...

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I enjoy being somewhere in the house and I say, hey, Alexa, upstairs, 72.

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And it...

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It's 72.

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And that was cool because it actually worked, it synced with the in-house home automation.

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And that was cool.

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And then all of a sudden it just got disconnected.

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And now it doesn't work at all.

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I mean, it works.

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You have to go up there and manually do it.

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So I'm at a point right now, whatever.

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I don't give a fuck.

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Huh.

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That's stupid.

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I think the home automation...

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I don't know.

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I know you love it.

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I do.

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I'm not happy with that aspect of it.

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And I'll change it.

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But right now, I'm just going to leave it alone.

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What if it's just start... like you're having to do all this stuff and then suddenly it

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just tells you no.

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No.

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You're cool enough.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What if it says, oh yeah, turn on music in the family room.

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How about this?

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Imagine if you're Alexa...

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You said, hey, Alexa, turn the thermostat down to 68.

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I want an extra cold in here.

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And your Alexa responds back and says, we checked your bank account and you're running

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low.

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So we feel it's a good idea that you don't.

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Yeah, that's not fiscally responsible, Jeff.

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You just need to...

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Your ESG...

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What's it called?

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ESG code is the wrong...

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So we're going to turn your heat up.

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Or you say, oh, you know, Alexa, play my favorite band.

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And it says, you don't have enough social credits right now.

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You haven't earned that privilege of playing your favorite music.

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So it is August 30 and we've got a fantastic jam packed show.

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I want to thank our producer for always being present and here at the show.

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And we got dudes like us.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Joe.

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And we have a special guest.

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A special dudette.

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Yeah, it's a dudette.

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I don't know if our microphone works yet or not, but it's Miss Julie.

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Well, this was unplanned.

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You just kind of popped in.

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Yeah, she probably had gas and wanted to crop dust.

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She did.

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She crop dusted.

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She likes doing that.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Good.

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Thank you, Paul.

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She's like, I'll have the extra cabbage the boys are having a podcast.

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Actually, I don't think they crop dust.

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Don't they just missed it's kind of like they do.

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Right.

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They do.

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It's more like they're like a mister.

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What is that?

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What are you talking to?

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I thought it sounded like Jeff snoring.

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They kind of like selling Darth Vader.

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I am your father.

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She is joining she was she wanted to take she missed she had a what is a students night

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where her mother meets the teacher meet the teacher and I have any parents did you meet?

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Oh, that feels so much better.

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Let me have a moment to count.

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That many?

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Oh, really?

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Three.

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Oh, she's counting on one hand for and her toes seven.

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Nine parents and one former employee one former co worker worker.

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One additional former student.

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And so that's like 50 kids.

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No, I have about 120.

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That's embarrassing.

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Nine parents showed up.

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That's that there's there's one to two things going on.

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Okay, hold on.

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You're a horrible teacher or they trust her implicitly or or the parents are suck.

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Okay, hold on.

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I'm going to pose this to you both because I know how often Jeff went to meet the teacher.

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Okay, go as a high school student.

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Did you go to any of your children's meet the teacher night as a student?

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I didn't have any children when your kids were in school.

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I went to almost all of them.

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Why don't you give us a minute?

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We'll talk about it.

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No, I didn't at all.

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Not once.

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I had a no I went to all of them.

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I was in high school.

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All right.

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The answer is no, we did.

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No, actually in high school, I went to all of them in grade school, middle school, and

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I went to one.

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I went to two in high school, one for each child.

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Right.

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And I'm going to, you know, I don't think I went to them in high school because I thought

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there's a certain point where you kind of trust your kid sink or swim, bitch.

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Well, I was just going to say I talked to your producer and he said, no, you never went

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to school.

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He would be the authority on this.

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Yeah, he would be the authority.

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He would not be the authority.

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I practically was at the school all the time with his band practice.

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I tell you, I tell you what I used to go through when I was, this was actually through high

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school, not through high school, but through grade school and middle school.

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The parent teacher, I guess was a parent teacher conference, which we used to do through middle

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school, I think.

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Correct.

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And they would sit down and they'd pull out your progress report and some work and they

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would talk about how you're performing in class.

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And I always hated that because my penmanship sucks.

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It still does today.

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I print everything now.

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This is what they used to teach cursive.

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This was when you were a child.

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That's when I was in middle school.

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Not when your children.

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Right.

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They teach them how to print backs now.

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You had chalk.

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Yeah.

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And a little chalkboard.

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And a blackboard.

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I always hated the, we used to call it LA language arts.

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What do they have now?

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Do they have?

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White boards.

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They have, they don't have chalkboards anymore?

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Nope.

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That's weak.

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It's a bad for the environment.

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Is it because they were dark colored and they went to the white?

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And you put white on top?

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Wow, that's racist.

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I never thought of it like that.

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Because the white board erases better than a chalkboard does.

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Yeah.

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But it's chemical.

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And you're making your marker too, some of these alleged dry erase markers have some

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residual that stick around.

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They do.

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All red ones.

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It doesn't matter what brand, the red.

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So do you have a concoction of solution that you put on there?

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I would still think if you're like in math and you're doing a big long.

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If you're doing a big long formula.

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I would think chalk would be the best with that.

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Because you could just keep going.

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And I don't know if it would turn out as well.

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Especially if you're left handed.

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Boy, you'd be fucked.

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Okay, hold on.

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I want to go back to the vodka.

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Why would I waste vodka on my board?

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When you lick the board.

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When it means I could have consumed it.

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You do a shot then lick it clean.

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Yeah, you're taking, you're alternating between sniffing the marker and drinking the board

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cleaner.

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Right.

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Well, if I were going to drink something and then lick something at school, I would have

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the tequila shot.

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Let's stop right there.

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You have the right to plead.

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The tequila shot and the desktop.

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Your school night, meet the parents.

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It was a total failure.

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Meet the teacher.

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Meet the teacher.

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They didn't show up.

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I was pleased.

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Which is a trend.

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Which is a trend that I didn't know.

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I followed.

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This is not a main campus either.

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I was going to say you're also, yeah, you're part of a program where these are special

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electives.

268
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,600
Yes.

269
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,600
So yeah, I could see that.

270
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,600
I'm thrilled with my, however many I got.

271
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,000
Special, but not as in retarded special.

272
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,560
It's more like just electives.

273
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,560
God, I hate that word.

274
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,560
The kids want to be there.

275
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,560
I don't care.

276
00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,560
Just telling you I hate that word.

277
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:21,560
Kids want to be there.

278
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:25,520
You know, a lot of people hate that word actually.

279
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,600
That's because.

280
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,600
It's a harsh word.

281
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,160
It is a harsh word.

282
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,160
It's not really.

283
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:36,920
I mean, it is a clinical diagnosis, but it's just it's a harsh word.

284
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,920
It's it is.

285
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:38,920
You know what?

286
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,960
People got that way because they just got woke, you know, and then it became accepted

287
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,400
and then people kind of like, you know, you get you get trained not to use it.

288
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,880
But in the reality, it's like calling someone a midget.

289
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,600
Do they really get mad at being called a midget?

290
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,600
I don't know.

291
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,600
They do not.

292
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,600
Well, it's the give a fuck.

293
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,680
It's the white elites that get offended for everybody.

294
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,640
Yeah, that's what it is.

295
00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,360
I refuse to conform.

296
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,440
How many so how many little people friends do you have that you've ever posed that question?

297
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,440
I had one.

298
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440
No, you did not.

299
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,440
That is true.

300
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,440
Why do you say that?

301
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,440
Really?

302
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,440
I had one.

303
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,920
I used to go to class every day.

304
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,360
Hey, how you doing, Bobby?

305
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,960
I toss all his hair and then I'd be like, hey, I just walk on.

306
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:16,960
How you doing?

307
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,960
You crazy little midget.

308
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,960
Would you throw it?

309
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,400
Do you throw that to him?

310
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,000
Man, look, there are midgets all over the place.

311
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,520
They're just as you know, they have the same brain.

312
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,800
It's a game.

313
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,800
It's midget tossing.

314
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,800
Who gives a shit?

315
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,800
That was in the 80s.

316
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,800
That was Mr. T.

317
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,800
Dwarf tossing.

318
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,000
Well, actually, it was midget tossing.

319
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,680
It was it was wrestling.

320
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,680
It was bar.

321
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,680
It was midget wrestling.

322
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,680
Midget wrestling.

323
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,680
Midget wrestling.

324
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:48,320
But that midget tossing was part of a bouncer's competition.

325
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:52,600
They would have spring break special shows.

326
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,660
And one of them was a bouncer's competition.

327
00:11:55,660 --> 00:12:00,000
And part of the bouncer's competition was to see how far they could throw a little perch,

328
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000
a midget.

329
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,240
And that's so and that's what they call it.

330
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,240
Midget tossing.

331
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,520
In fact, Mr. T. won it.

332
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,200
I think that's true.

333
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,200
It does ring some bells.

334
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200
You can't do that anymore.

335
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,200
I'll say no.

336
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,200
What do you toss?

337
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,200
Just yourself?

338
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,160
Humans that are really well taught.

339
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,560
It's a small person tossing.

340
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:24,520
Yeah, just like somebody that sounds somebody who knows in Mexico last year or two years

341
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:31,640
ago, whatever the last time I went down, I went to the 12 years, the Libre wrestling,

342
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,640
you know, the Mexican wrestler.

343
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,640
Not really.

344
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,640
Yeah.

345
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,640
Well, it was not called Nacho Libre.

346
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,680
But yes, they have the masks and he did have some nachos while he was there.

347
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,120
That reminds me of nachos down there.

348
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,120
It's not a Mexican food.

349
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,920
They have pork grinds.

350
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,920
Yes.

351
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,160
And the wrestlers, they had the midgets.

352
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,880
Hold on, not Mexican food?

353
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,880
No.

354
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,880
No, they're Texas food.

355
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,880
Really?

356
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,880
Tex-Mex.

357
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,880
I told you I was in Puerto Rico looking for queso, chips and queso.

358
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,800
And they're like, I just kept saying queso over and over and over again.

359
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,800
And they made fun of me.

360
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,800
Hurt my feelings.

361
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,800
They have chips and salsa?

362
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,800
No.

363
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,800
We make fun of you too.

364
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,520
They do not bring chips and salsa out to your table.

365
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,520
But you spoke English.

366
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,520
Interesting.

367
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,520
They didn't.

368
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,520
That's Tex-Mex.

369
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,520
Yeah, it's Tex-Mex.

370
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,520
Interesting.

371
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:21,280
But over there you get, you get, what do they call it?

372
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,280
Pork grinds?

373
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280
They bring pork grinds out.

374
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,280
What do they call them in Spanish?

375
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,280
Cook?

376
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,280
Pork grains.

377
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,280
No.

378
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,280
Chicarones.

379
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,280
Chicarones.

380
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,280
Chicarones.

381
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,280
Yeah.

382
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:37,280
Paul, try not to roll your R's again.

383
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,280
It sounds like you're clearing your throat.

384
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,000
Every time you talk about that, the Nacho Ribe, it reminds me of Libre.

385
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,640
It reminds me of Jack Black.

386
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,680
Do you see that show where he works at the convent?

387
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,680
He's an idiot.

388
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,360
Every time he puts on his stretchy pants, I wear my stretchy pants today.

389
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,400
I make the soup every single day and it's so good.

390
00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,840
So if you've been to any, if you've been to Mexico at all, like Cancun or anywhere, and

391
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,780
you go to those like millions of little stalls and shops that they have, they all sell, they

392
00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:08,120
all sell those little wrestling masks.

393
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,120
Masks, yeah.

394
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,120
I got one.

395
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,120
So what is the-

396
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,120
We have one.

397
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120
What's the story behind that?

398
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,120
Their characters.

399
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120
Their characters.

400
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120
Oh, I don't know what the story is, but they're all characters.

401
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120
Just like the WWE has.

402
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,120
So it's their version of WWE.

403
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,200
Yeah, but I think it's been around a lot longer.

404
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,520
They wrestle with masks instead of-

405
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,080
So you have El Diablo, right?

406
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,960
And he's all red and he's got a devil head on or whatever.

407
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,960
But it's the same concept.

408
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,320
They run around and bounce off each other.

409
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,320
It's all fake.

410
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320
Oh yeah, and they have the great entrance-

411
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:36,160
So they call El Diablo, is that offensive to Indians?

412
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160
The devil?

413
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160
Yeah, the red devil?

414
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,160
I don't know.

415
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160
I don't know.

416
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,160
Well, you have to ask him.

417
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,760
Why don't you ask your little person friend?

418
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,760
Yes.

419
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,760
He's not an Indian.

420
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,760
Oh, sorry.

421
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,760
He's not a hunky.

422
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,360
I thought he was a little person Indian.

423
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,360
Do you mean Native American?

424
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,360
Diablet.

425
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,080
So you're saying, what do they call it?

426
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,080
Dot or feather?

427
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,080
You're a little devil.

428
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080
A Diablet.

429
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,080
Oh, that's terrible.

430
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,080
Why is that terrible?

431
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,080
I mean, I get it, but that's terrible.

432
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,080
You know what?

433
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,080
People are so sensitive.

434
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080
I missed it.

435
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080
What did you say?

436
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,080
When you say dot or feather, I mean-

437
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,080
That is offensive.

438
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,080
How is that offensive?

439
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,080
People are too type of people.

440
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,080
I mean, I'm not sure.

441
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,080
I'm not sure.

442
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,080
I'm not sure.

443
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080
I'm not sure.

444
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,080
I'm not sure.

445
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080
I'm not sure.

446
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,080
I'm not sure.

447
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080
People are too tight nowadays.

448
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080
They're Indian.

449
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080
Which one?

450
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,080
Dot or feather?

451
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,360
Well, I said which one.

452
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,360
I know.

453
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,360
Well, you'd probably say Native American.

454
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,040
Well, I mean, if you say Black, then we say, well, which one?

455
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040
I mean-

456
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,040
So what do you say?

457
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,520
You say Asian Indian and Native American Indian?

458
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520
Yes.

459
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,520
Correct.

460
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,520
Oh, well, there you have it.

461
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,520
Solved.

462
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,520
Man, I nailed it.

463
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,520
Moving on.

464
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,520
Sean doesn't like that.

465
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:43,520
It's not as offensive.

466
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,600
You don't ever like to be told that something is not acceptable.

467
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,600
Because it's- here's the thing.

468
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:55,960
I am tired of walking in these little lines that people just decide to make because people's

469
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960
feelings are hurt.

470
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,960
Oh, I agree.

471
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,960
I agree.

472
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,640
I don't think people's feelings are actually hurt.

473
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,600
That's exactly why I don't conform.

474
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,320
So they can take turns, line up, kissing my ass.

475
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,320
Wow.

476
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,320
I don't care.

477
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,320
All right.

478
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,320
So what's the first topic of tonight?

479
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,320
Well, we've been on 15 of them.

480
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,320
I'll tell you why.

481
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,200
Why don't we start with this fantastic- fantastic-

482
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,480
And my wife has drank all of my booze.

483
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,480
Oh, boy.

484
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,480
It smells caramely.

485
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,480
It is very.

486
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,480
It is caramely.

487
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,480
This is a-

488
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,480
So yummy.

489
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,480
This is a Woodford Reserve.

490
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:32,080
So this one is- it's different from any Woodford Reserve that we've ever had because it's a

491
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,560
blend of three.

492
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,560
It is a blend.

493
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,560
It's a master collection.

494
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,560
It's the-

495
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,560
That's right.

496
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,560
It's a hard one to find.

497
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,080
It's the master's collection and it's a blend of three.

498
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,520
And it's exactly in the range in which I like.

499
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,080
It's 118 proof.

500
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,080
I like anything above 115 to 125.

501
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,080
It used to be over 100.

502
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,080
Yeah.

503
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,080
Well, I mean, whatever.

504
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080
I mean-

505
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,080
And it was not a cheap bottle.

506
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,080
It's an expensive bottle.

507
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080
No, it was-

508
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080
About 100-ish, right?

509
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,080
100, 405?

510
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,080
Yeah, well, that's right.

511
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,080
It was 103 bucks or something like that.

512
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,080
Yeah.

513
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,080
Four bucks, yeah.

514
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,080
It's very nice.

515
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,080
Well worth it.

516
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,080
Well worth it.

517
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:13,960
It's one of these bourbons as most bourbons should be as it's a sipping one.

518
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:21,160
You pour yourself a nice pour and you just kind of savor it in the front of your palate

519
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,120
and it's sweeter up in the front.

520
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,120
There's some pepper.

521
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,120
There's some spiciness that hits you.

522
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,120
You got to be careful.

523
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,840
You don't want to be like Jeff and just throw it back and have it hit the back of your tongue

524
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,080
because it starts off the whole night as-

525
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,080
Yeah.

526
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080
Oh, that didn't- no.

527
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,080
It's got to be-

528
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,080
It didn't hit the uvula.

529
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,080
You got to capture the front of it.

530
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,760
Did I miss something?

531
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,680
I'm finding a different experience here.

532
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,040
It burns the mouth, not the throat.

533
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,040
And I don't know why.

534
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,040
Yes.

535
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040
That's very unusual.

536
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,040
Because it's alcohol.

537
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,640
I think it smells better than it tastes.

538
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,640
It smells-

539
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,640
We had a number of those.

540
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,800
Let me rephrase that.

541
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,800
It tastes good.

542
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,800
Right.

543
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,800
You smell it and you think, oh, there's going to be a little bit-

544
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800
It's going to be amazing.

545
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:05,440
There's going to be a little sweetness to this bourbon, but you taste it and it's just

546
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440
like-

547
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,440
It's a little frowny.

548
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,440
This one's peppery.

549
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440
It is.

550
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,440
It's a little spicy.

551
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,440
Yeah.

552
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:16,240
Like I was sharing, you have to learn how to drink these drinks to be able to get the

553
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,640
most out of the drinks.

554
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,480
I think we're still trying to figure that out.

555
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:25,320
Well, I think this one really caught my eye because for the simple fact that you kind

556
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,080
of- I didn't even realize it until you brought it.

557
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,000
Well, the back of my throat, I was like, oh yeah, I forgot.

558
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,400
Your taste buds in your mouth detect certain tastes around it.

559
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,400
Even the front of it is where you get the most sweetness from.

560
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,360
So that's kind of where you want to keep it.

561
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,720
You want to keep it in the front part of your mouth.

562
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,960
And then when you're done, drop it down.

563
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,960
That's a Dudes Like Us moment.

564
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960
I'm Sean.

565
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,960
Thank you.

566
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,960
It's all in technique.

567
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,960
It's the Sean technique.

568
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,960
Sean's technique.

569
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,960
Yeah.

570
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,960
There you go.

571
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,960
Anyway, it's good.

572
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,960
It's 118.4, as you mentioned.

573
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,960
It is a blend of three different ones.

574
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Yeah.

575
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,600
They call it the Masters Keep Batch Proof.

576
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:11,120
I think batch proof may be a Woodford Reserve term.

577
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:17,880
They mention it's the same- It's their proprietary process of blending

578
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:22,280
barrels into a batch and then bottling the whiskey at its actual proof straight from

579
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
the barrel.

580
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280
Right.

581
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,240
So they don't dumb it down, which is beautiful.

582
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,240
It's great.

583
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,680
Which means it's a very carefully selected blend, is what that means.

584
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,360
Because otherwise, when you're tinkering with it, you got some blends going on.

585
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,280
You're adding a little of this, a little of that, a little bit of water, blah, blah, blah,

586
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280
blah, blah.

587
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,280
They're just going straight from the barrels.

588
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,280
Perfect blend.

589
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:51,760
I hate to say this, but I am gravitating towards enjoying the C-Note bourbons, the bourbons

590
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,640
that have a tendency to be around $100 right now.

591
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,640
Yeah.

592
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,080
I mean, don't get me wrong, bourbons.

593
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:01,960
I don't want you to feel left out that are in the 30, 40, 50, 70, 80 range.

594
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,480
A lot of you guys are very enjoyable too.

595
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:14,200
However, since we started compiling our allowances together to purchase more expensive bottles,

596
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,640
we're starting to enjoy it, the more expensive bottles.

597
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,640
Their taste is fantastic.

598
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640
Like, this one's great.

599
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,640
The one we had last week was great.

600
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,640
The country, the county- No, that was old well.

601
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,640
Pardon?

602
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,560
The county something?

603
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,560
King's County.

604
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560
King's County.

605
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560
King's County.

606
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,360
I mean, it was foul because it was strong.

607
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,080
Again, it's technique on how you're drinking it and-

608
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,080
Yeah, I was even stronger than this.

609
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,080
I think it was 125.

610
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,080
Yeah.

611
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,080
This is good.

612
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,080
The old weller, yeah, the old weller we had last week.

613
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,080
Oh my God.

614
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080
That was a dream.

615
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,080
That was a 40- That's a $40 bottle.

616
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,080
$107?

617
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,080
Yeah, the 80, yeah.

618
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,680
Yeah, that is amazing.

619
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,400
That was only a $40 bottle.

620
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,040
I think it was 56.

621
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,360
But regardless, it wasn't $100.

622
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:58,200
So honestly, I'm going to have to- I mean, we've said for a while now that we're going

623
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,640
to cycle back through.

624
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,320
We've got 180 of them now.

625
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:08,520
So we're going to cycle back through and start paying attention and logging these things.

626
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,400
And I think we're going to find- this is just my take.

627
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,860
I think we're going to find that there was a lot of them that we enjoyed just as much

628
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,880
as these $100 bottles.

629
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,480
That's what I think is going to happen.

630
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,480
I think so.

631
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,480
I think so because there's a lot of good ones out there.

632
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480
I hope so.

633
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480
You know, Nose Mill, Rare Breathe.

634
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,480
Yeah, that's a dollar range.

635
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:30,160
Well, the only way- we bought four large- is it a gallon or multi-gallon?

636
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160
Yeah, I brought those up.

637
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,160
It's a gallon.

638
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,160
So I need to stick them underneath.

639
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:40,040
So for our Infinity bottles, and the only way we're going to fill those is if we rummage

640
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,760
through the bottles.

641
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:49,760
So I'm going to propose that we, instead of doing two new ones a week, that we do a fresh

642
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,800
one and then we- Recycle.

643
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,800
Rehab another one.

644
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,000
Alright, so we'll grab one on the way down today because we have one more new one.

645
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,280
We'll save that for next week.

646
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,880
My inner model is like, not tonight.

647
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,400
So are we just going to grab one randomly off the shelf?

648
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,480
Yeah, just go out there and one of us- Whoever it is, Sean, you pick it.

649
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,480
You go out there and on the way down.

650
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,480
Okay, I'll pick it.

651
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,480
I'll pick it.

652
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,480
We'll do the thing- You'll pick something gross.

653
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,200
We'll do the thing where you have to put your forehead on a bat and you run around in circles.

654
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,200
I'm going to pick the one I want.

655
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,200
And then we'll push you over to the- And look, here's the thing.

656
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200
Just head through the glass.

657
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,200
We pick the one we want, okay?

658
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200
I'll tell you what.

659
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,200
And then it knocks over the whole cabinet.

660
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,440
Are you sure you want to start with me tonight?

661
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,440
I think it's a bad idea.

662
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,440
My idea was bad.

663
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,440
We just wanted you to get there.

664
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,440
I don't care who's first.

665
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,440
Well, because I'm going to pick the one I want.

666
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,440
I don't want to spin a roulette wheel and-

667
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,800
Well, yeah, go out there with whatever one you want.

668
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,800
The next week- If you have to close your eyes.

669
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,800
The next week, Paula will pick one.

670
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,280
The next week, I'll pick it.

671
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,280
There we go.

672
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:48,080
Yeah, speaking of pick it, man, we had- This weekend was my dad's 80th birthday.

673
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,560
Oh, yeah.

674
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,040
And we- First of all, I want to say-

675
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,040
It was fun.

676
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,960
I want to say thank you guys for coming out.

677
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,920
That was a lot of fun.

678
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,080
We had great food and we played the trivia game, which was fun.

679
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,320
Which the men dominated that, I believe.

680
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,080
Well, you know- No, you did not dominate the game.

681
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,520
We did dominate the game.

682
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,520
That's not surprising to me.

683
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,160
I wasn't there, but I could have told you that happened.

684
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,480
We were winning- Five pies to one.

685
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480
We were winning- Oh, my God.

686
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,240
Until Jeff started drinking.

687
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,200
They had a commanding lead.

688
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,200
Five to one.

689
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,200
And then Jeff started drinking.

690
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,320
Oh, when he drinks, he becomes like a mastermind.

691
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:34,560
They were having questions like, what is the color of a red candy apple?

692
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,480
It's brown, isn't it?

693
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480
Red caramel apple, yes.

694
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,480
Yes, it is, actually.

695
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,480
Oh, good.

696
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,920
You would have gotten it right.

697
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920
You would have gotten it wrong.

698
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,920
Well, you know what?

699
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,920
So here's the thing.

700
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,880
They just got a bunch of easy ones.

701
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,880
That's really the bottom line.

702
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880
You know what?

703
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,880
Who cares though?

704
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,920
Because the reality of it is- Jeff started drinking and started pulling

705
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,600
the shit out of his ass.

706
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600
Pardon my English.

707
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,240
No, well, you guys started asking questions that we knew.

708
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,120
Yeah, there were a bunch that we did not know.

709
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,120
Especially if you study all the cards, which ones you remember.

710
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,200
Yeah, well, you know Jeff.

711
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,840
He was there all night, just kind of like- I had it memorized.

712
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,200
Yeah, he had that look on his face with the bandana.

713
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,120
Did you buy- after that game, did you buy-

714
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,120
Yeah, they came in.

715
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,120
Oh, did they?

716
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,120
Yeah, I forgot all about it.

717
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,600
Jeff was like, we need to buy some more.

718
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,640
He sent me a leak and I was like, tick, tick, tick, bye.

719
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,560
And it showed up because I was like, what the hell is this?

720
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,560
And what is it?

721
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,560
The 80s?

722
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,560
I'm sorry, the 2000s?

723
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,560
2010?

724
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,560
Well, it's decades.

725
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,560
No, it's 80s, 90s, 2000, and 2000.

726
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560
I think it's four decks.

727
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,560
Is that what you played with?

728
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,160
No, that's- they're brand new.

729
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,600
And we said deck, not deck.

730
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,600
Easy.

731
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,600
What is that what you play with?

732
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,600
No.

733
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,600
Did you play with it?

734
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600
No, no, hold on.

735
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,600
Sorry.

736
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
So you play with the original cards?

737
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,600
Yes, the other night we did.

738
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,240
No, because there was a Taylor Swift question.

739
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,960
Well, she was alive back in the late 90s, wasn't she?

740
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,960
When did she come on the scene?

741
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,600
The original Trivial Suit from like from the 70s or 80s.

742
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,280
Well, I mean, whatever.

743
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,600
This one is an older board game.

744
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,440
I don't know when this original board game came out, but it doesn't matter because we

745
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,720
have- we needed more cards.

746
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,800
Well, you play it 20 times, you're going to get through the questions.

747
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800
Right.

748
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800
I think that-

749
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,800
I just remember every time we ever played, every time we ever played as kids, and I'm

750
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,720
talking about the original game with the original cards, I mean, it's freaking impossible, especially

751
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,720
the brown and the pink.

752
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,720
Yeah.

753
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,080
I mean, it's like nobody knew the answers to anything.

754
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:37,840
You might know one that was sports, but when you did get sports, it was about horse racing

755
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,440
or some crap like that.

756
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,440
Golf.

757
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,000
You're like, golf or horse racing or car racing, and you're like, okay, pass.

758
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,520
Yeah, it was the number one backyard dart thrower.

759
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,520
Right.

760
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,520
In the year 1922.

761
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,920
Well, there were two racing ones, two or three racing ones.

762
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,920
This-

763
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,480
Oh yeah, a female NASCAR racer.

764
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,760
Yeah, she goes, who is, I don't remember her name, Lindsay James, and what is she famous

765
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,760
for?

766
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,760
Hmm.

767
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,760
No, she was a NASCAR.

768
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,760
She was a NASCAR driver.

769
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,960
No, her name was the answer.

770
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,160
She was the anchor in the rowboat.

771
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,600
Rowboating in the Olympics, 2020.

772
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,600
Yeah.

773
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,600
It's crazy.

774
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,960
Yeah, I didn't like playing that game.

775
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,840
I would much rather play a different board game because it just-

776
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,840
Oh, I like Trivial Pursuit.

777
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,320
I like Trivial Pursuit.

778
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,000
I also enjoy the Pictionary.

779
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,240
You know, Pictionary's a lot of fun.

780
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,240
I like Pictionary.

781
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240
That's fun.

782
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,240
Everybody can draw stuff, and then you can make fun of people who can't.

783
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240
What is it that we-

784
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,240
Trivial Pursuit was released in 1981.

785
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,280
There we go, I nailed it.

786
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280
1979.

787
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,280
It was released-

788
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,280
It was created.

789
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,280
81.

790
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,280
It was created.

791
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,280
Yeah, it was created in 1989.

792
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,280
It was released.

793
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,280
By Chris Haney.

794
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,280
Doesn't matter.

795
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,280
81.

796
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,400
A photo editor of Montreal's The Gazette and Scott Abbott's a sports editor of the Canadian

797
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,040
Press.

798
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,760
After finding pieces of their Scrabble game missing, they decided to create their own

799
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,760
game.

800
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,760
The Fucadie.

801
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,760
It was kind of cool.

802
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,760
The Fucadie.

803
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,760
I like the game.

804
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,760
I enjoyed it.

805
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,760
I don't know what it's called.

806
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,760
It was fun.

807
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,080
It added a great- I'll tell you what, the last time my dad came over, he had a really

808
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,400
good time playing trivia.

809
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:14,600
He got pretty lit the other night.

810
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,600
Your dad did?

811
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,360
Yeah, my dad got more than lit.

812
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,320
Well, you sent a picture of his hat.

813
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,000
My dad got spanked.

814
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,280
He drank a lot of wine.

815
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,680
He was just like, he said, I just didn't realize how drunk I was until I got up.

816
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680
Until you stand up.

817
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,960
He said, he says, I felt fine sitting there.

818
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,960
I was like a little tipsy.

819
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,280
Then I got up and I was like, holy shit.

820
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,280
That's how it happens.

821
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,280
I said, dad.

822
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,280
So you had to help him to the car?

823
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,640
They had to drive him home.

824
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,160
We had to send a posse over there.

825
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,160
My dad weighs 300 pounds.

826
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,240
We had to send people over there.

827
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,240
Who drove him home?

828
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,240
You drove him home?

829
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,080
My mom drove home, which is a story in itself.

830
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Thank God they made it.

831
00:27:53,080 --> 00:28:00,320
And then Austin, our producer, followed him along with my daughter's roommate, Alex.

832
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:07,560
And they drove down there in the van and they pulled out my dad and got him back in the

833
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560
house.

834
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560
And then I got a phone call from my mom.

835
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,000
Oh, that's why they follow him because they knew they were going to need to help him get

836
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
in the house.

837
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,200
Yeah, because they had to get him to the house.

838
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,840
And then my mom calls me about 15 minutes later.

839
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,440
He got up to the bathroom and fell down and cut himself.

840
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,440
Oh, no.

841
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,440
I was like, God.

842
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,440
Oh, my goodness.

843
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,440
So I called him the next day.

844
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,440
Just let him urinate in the bed next time.

845
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,440
Lord have mercy.

846
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,440
Well, you know what?

847
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:38,000
I just want to say thanks because, you know, all my kids, which are usually undependable,

848
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,880
we're all dependable.

849
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,800
They all chimed in and worked and they were there as a family.

850
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,800
I thought it was pretty cool.

851
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,960
And Preston FaceTimed so he could wish him a happy birthday.

852
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,440
Well, he's saying happy birthday.

853
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,440
I like that.

854
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,440
He was mute that, wasn't he?

855
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,920
I didn't see the video.

856
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,840
I didn't either.

857
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,840
I heard hi JD.

858
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,640
So I somehow doubt he was naked.

859
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,640
He's probably shirtless, though.

860
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,640
JD's not even living there.

861
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,640
He was down for the weekend.

862
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,640
Oh, OK.

863
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,640
Wow.

864
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,640
Interesting.

865
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,640
Already.

866
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:12,640
Yeah, apparently his favorite drink is Bush Apple, which I didn't even know was a thing.

867
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,960
Oh, Bush Apple.

868
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,440
Bush Beer and Apple Jack?

869
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,440
It's Bush Beer and it's called Bush Apple.

870
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,440
Bush Mills?

871
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,440
No, it's not Bush Mills.

872
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,440
So it's flavor and beer?

873
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440
No, no, no.

874
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,440
It's a mix of beer and apple.

875
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440
That sounds like a seltzer, right?

876
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,440
I don't know.

877
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,440
I've got a red box.

878
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,440
Apple whiskey.

879
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,720
Steven got it for him.

880
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,520
That sounds like diarrhea waiting to happen.

881
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,640
Austin, can you pull that up for us?

882
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,640
Bush Apple?

883
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,640
Bush Apple.

884
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640
Oh, maybe he shouldn't.

885
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,640
Who knows what we're going to get.

886
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,440
And for the Bush.

887
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,440
He's spelling it correct.

888
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,440
And for the mountain.

889
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,440
I don't have any of those.

890
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,440
A Bush Light.

891
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,440
Yeah, there you go.

892
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,440
Oh, OK.

893
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440
So it is a made beer.

894
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,440
It's a cider.

895
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,440
Oh, look at you in the lisp.

896
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,440
Boy.

897
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:57,440
Stepping out of the closet.

898
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,440
Write that down.

899
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,440
Put a little fireball in it.

900
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,440
I think that's the first I ever heard you lisp.

901
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,440
That's the first time I heard the lisp.

902
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,440
I'm going to take that word.

903
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,440
It was actually excellently done.

904
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,440
Put a little fireball in there and it's Angry Balls.

905
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,440
That was really, really good.

906
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,440
I'm still taken away by Jeff, but that's all right.

907
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,440
So add a little fireball in there.

908
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,440
That's probably a great drink, right?

909
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,440
It's called Angry Balls.

910
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,440
Yeah, I'll pick some of that up this week.

911
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,440
So put a blue curacao on there and they're called some Angry Blue Balls.

912
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,440
There you go.

913
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,440
You know, the blue curacao you put on there?

914
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440
Angry Blue Balls.

915
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,440
Why would that be angry?

916
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,440
Well, if your balls are blue, I'd be angry.

917
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,440
Well, that would be angry, yes.

918
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,440
Is that based on, I guess, Angry Orchard?

919
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,440
Angry Orchard, yeah.

920
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,440
Yeah, my wife went through a phase of drinking Angry Orchard

921
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,440
because it was, what, gluten-free ciders, right?

922
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,440
Yeah, it's a cider.

923
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,440
But they're so sweet.

924
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,440
They had too much sugar in it.

925
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,440
I can't do it.

926
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,440
Yeah, they're highly caloric.

927
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,440
Wow, that bourbon is...

928
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,440
I pulled that one back a little too hard.

929
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,440
You got to remember, this is sipping bourbon.

930
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,440
Did it slam the back of your throat?

931
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
It did.

932
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,440
It was a big old...

933
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,440
You know the taste buds are at the front of your mouth, Sean.

934
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,440
So the way you're supposed to drink it is, you know...

935
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,440
You slap it with your tongue like a dog.

936
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,440
Well, the thing is, I was thirsty.

937
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,440
I was thirsty and I was thinking, I was picking it up.

938
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,440
I've got like three drinks in front of me.

939
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,440
I've got a bottle of water, a beer, and a bearded butchered...

940
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,440
What is that called?

941
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,440
Cousy?

942
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,440
Cousy.

943
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,440
Bearded butchered cousy?

944
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,440
What is that?

945
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,440
What are we drinking?

946
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,440
Are there any more beers up here?

947
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,440
Do what?

948
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,440
Are there any more beers up here?

949
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,440
No, you drank all of it.

950
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,440
Okay.

951
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440
Yeah, what's up with that?

952
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,440
So you plop in unannounced and drink all of his alcohol.

953
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,440
All of his bourbon and all of his beer.

954
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,440
I have not had all of his bourbon yet.

955
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,440
Well, had Jeff not given away the dudes like us refrigerator,

956
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,440
we probably would have some cold beer.

957
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,440
The one that was up here is gone?

958
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440
Yes.

959
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,440
Steven has it.

960
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,440
Yes, the one that y'all haven't used at all.

961
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440
Well, we haven't had an opportunity.

962
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Right around the corner from using it.

963
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,440
We were in the developing stages of preparing our green room.

964
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,440
Yes, we'll probably get another one.

965
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,440
We need to go hit some estate sales.

966
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,440
We do need to hit some estate sales.

967
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,440
You should probably hit them early on a Friday morning

968
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,440
and not late on a Saturday afternoon.

969
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,440
Swing by, look for some unicorns.

970
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,440
That silly thing called work gets in the way.

971
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,440
And then, yeah.

972
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Take a day off.

973
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,440
Yeah, I have this Thursday and Friday off so we can go.

974
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,440
You have Thursday and Friday off?

975
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,440
Yes, I took it off.

976
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,440
Golly.

977
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,440
He has vacation to burn.

978
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,440
Oh, that's right.

979
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,440
Because he didn't spend any of the summer with me.

980
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Yeah.

981
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,440
Well, that's because you were under the weather.

982
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,440
I mean, you were riddled with surgeries and stuff.

983
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,440
Yeah, you had surgeries and all sorts of stuff.

984
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,440
I mean, shit, I haven't seen you without some sort of

985
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,440
ailment going on.

986
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,440
Not like you could go mountain climbing and water skiing

987
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,440
and parachuting and all the things that you guys normally do.

988
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440
Yeah.

989
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,440
Sure we could have.

990
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440
With your bum knee.

991
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,440
My knee is not bummed.

992
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,440
I had surgery in March.

993
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,440
Well, yeah, it's feeling good now.

994
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,440
Hold on.

995
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,440
We went on vacation in May.

996
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440
I'm still hearing Jeff Lisp.

997
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,440
I just played it back in my mind.

998
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,440
It was that well done, huh?

999
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440
Yeah, it was pretty good.

1000
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
It was just unexpected.

1001
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,440
Yeah.

1002
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Some of our listeners out there are really aroused.

1003
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,440
She doesn't call in sick.

1004
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,440
Why would she call in sick?

1005
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,440
Because she's going to get shit faced.

1006
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440
Not going to get shit faced.

1007
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440
It's 118 proof.

1008
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,440
Little ladies just aren't used to it.

1009
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,440
And you have not had dinner yet.

1010
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,440
I've not even had, yeah, I had two pieces of pizza,

1011
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,440
and I haven't even had an ounce of it.

1012
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440
I think I'm OK.

1013
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,440
So my dad's birthday party, they had set up, there was,

1014
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,440
I made a brisket, there was a German, Tera made salmon.

1015
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,440
There were salmon chunks.

1016
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440
The salmon was good.

1017
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,440
Don't get me wrong.

1018
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,440
I had a piece of salmon.

1019
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
It was good.

1020
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440
It was tasty.

1021
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,440
The thing about it is she wrapped it up in foil.

1022
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,440
It was just a little hard to manage from a consumer's point.

1023
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,440
And of course, you don't eat salmon, but if you were,

1024
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,440
you would have enjoyed it.

1025
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440
I mean, I ate it.

1026
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,440
It was good.

1027
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,440
Peeled the skin off.

1028
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,440
This was Tera made this or something?

1029
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,440
Yeah.

1030
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,440
The salmon.

1031
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440
Tera likes salmon a lot.

1032
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,440
We eat salmon a lot.

1033
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,440
So there was salmon, potato salad.

1034
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,440
The girls made a lot of cabbage.

1035
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,440
Oh, the cabbage was good.

1036
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,440
There was red cabbage and green cabbage.

1037
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,440
That came back and bit me the next morning.

1038
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,440
Oh, boy.

1039
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,440
It didn't bite me.

1040
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,440
My BM was very forceful.

1041
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,440
Oh, wow.

1042
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,440
He wasn't gassy, though.

1043
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,440
No, it was all just...

1044
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,440
Have you ever...

1045
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,440
There was a cork.

1046
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,440
Why do we keep heading back to that?

1047
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,440
I don't know.

1048
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,440
Sean wanted to talk about your best poops earlier today.

1049
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,440
So anyways, then dessert came by, and we had some chocolate cake

1050
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,440
and some other stuff going on.

1051
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,440
It's funny.

1052
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
What is it called?

1053
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,440
Napoleon?

1054
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,440
What is the different color?

1055
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,440
Neapolitan.

1056
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,440
Neapolitan sherbert.

1057
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,440
Not the sherbert, but the cake.

1058
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,440
That was not Neapolitan, but it had vanilla and chocolate layers.

1059
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,440
Yeah, what is that called?

1060
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,440
Anyways, we had that.

1061
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,440
It had layers of...

1062
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,440
Ice cream and...

1063
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,440
It wasn't ice cream.

1064
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,440
It was like two days later, my daughter, Madeline, she had a piece.

1065
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,440
She had hit it from somewhere, and she put it on the island

1066
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440
and then put a fork there and...

1067
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,440
Oh, no.

1068
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,440
Kind of like, hey, here, you go eat it.

1069
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,440
And walked away?

1070
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,440
Oh, she gave it to you?

1071
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:27,440
And she had turned around, and I ate the cake, like in seconds.

1072
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,440
And she turned back around with the fork.

1073
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,440
You didn't even have a fork.

1074
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440
She was going to share it.

1075
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,440
You just picked it up and ate it.

1076
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,440
She was going to share it with you.

1077
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,440
Yeah, she was going to share it with me.

1078
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,440
And then I ate the whole fucking thing before.

1079
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,440
And then...

1080
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,440
The look on her face, I'm sure, was priceless.

1081
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,440
The thing is, is because I've been fasting during the day,

1082
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,440
and so this was right around the time where I'm allowed to eat,

1083
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,440
so I was just like, score, and I'm so hungry.

1084
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440
I was just like, gone.

1085
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,440
I mean, it was just a funny moment.

1086
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,440
Anyways, we had that Black Forest chocolate cherry cake.

1087
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,440
We had a few pieces in there.

1088
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,440
She didn't know, so I pulled one out and gave it to her.

1089
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,440
It was a success.

1090
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440
I want to say thanks for you guys for coming.

1091
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,440
Paul was busy.

1092
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,440
He had some Tier 1 stuff going on.

1093
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,440
No, not Tier 1.

1094
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:19,440
Just had made plans because I didn't know that it was anything other than an intimate family event.

1095
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,440
I'm not going to beat you up on it.

1096
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:27,440
What's interesting is they hung up a big poster that said,

1097
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,440
you know, in the year 1942, it had the top five hits,

1098
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,440
the price of the top five things.

1099
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,440
And it had...

1100
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Other people born in this year.

1101
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,440
Other people born in 1942.

1102
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440
That's very cool.

1103
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440
So number one, Muhammad Ali.

1104
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440
No kidding.

1105
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Number two, Joe Biden.

1106
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,440
And the party took a dark turn, huh?

1107
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,440
Yeah, things got really crappy after that.

1108
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,440
Son of a bitch, I didn't even know.

1109
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,440
I knew it, but I didn't want to accept it.

1110
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,440
And there it is in print.

1111
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,440
You got them all round up, huh?

1112
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:05,440
I told Jeff to take a picture of it and send it to his dad since he celebrated his 80th earlier this year.

1113
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440
Nice.

1114
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,440
I got my dad a cool t-shirt.

1115
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,440
It said 1942, awesome year, something like that, August.

1116
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,440
80 years.

1117
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,440
Well, you know what? I mean, shit.

1118
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
God, it's not that far.

1119
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,440
We can all hope that we're in the same condition as your dad when we're 80.

1120
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,440
Yeah, but he's not, you know...

1121
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,440
You mean drunk?

1122
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,440
He did get silly. He got drunk.

1123
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,440
He had a fun time.

1124
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
Yeah, he did. And that was what was cool.

1125
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,440
That is great. Absolutely great.

1126
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,440
And, you know, it was one of those moments where it was just everything worked out.

1127
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,440
You know, it was just, you know, usually at my house, there's something that fucks it up.

1128
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,440
Something happens and nothing happened.

1129
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,440
So it was awesome.

1130
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,440
Nice. That's good.

1131
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,440
Why'd you point your finger at me?

1132
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,440
Because you're the reason why it usually gets messed up.

1133
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,440
No, it's not.

1134
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,440
No, it's not.

1135
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,440
Shad usually farts.

1136
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
And it relieves.

1137
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440
Yeah, or throws a stink bomb.

1138
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,440
Oh, but...

1139
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,440
Oh, wait.

1140
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:06,440
It was you farting. You'd step back from the conversation.

1141
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,440
Well, at least he did that. That's a first.

1142
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440
That's true.

1143
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:14,440
And your sister called you on it. Not even your wife or your kids. Your sister called you on it.

1144
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,440
Sometimes you got to fart, you know.

1145
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,440
If you don't fart, it's going to give you a tummy ache.

1146
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,440
You know, I just, you know, I have my moments. I tried to point that.

1147
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,440
Dude, you were talking to Jeff. You could have just farted.

1148
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,440
She blames me.

1149
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,440
But it is you. You rubbed off on me because you just, you fart wherever you're at.

1150
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,440
You do not care. And your wife doesn't get mad like my wife.

1151
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440
That's not true.

1152
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:42,440
Let me tell you how when we left on the car ride home and as we were getting...

1153
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,440
He handheld it.

1154
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,440
...as we were getting ready for bed.

1155
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,440
She was like, of course you know, this means war.

1156
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,440
She could battle, kid.

1157
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,440
She Dutch ovens you at night.

1158
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,440
She Dutch ovens you.

1159
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,440
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

1160
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,440
Ba, ba, ba, ba.

1161
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,440
Honey, don't do it. Honey, don't do it.

1162
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,440
No, mine are just silent and deadly.

1163
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,440
That's why she can blame me.

1164
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,440
That's when the dog is all...

1165
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,440
Usually I start to giggle and that's when he knows he's in trouble.

1166
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,440
She's like, ooh, that had a little heat.

1167
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,440
Oh, that burned on the way out.

1168
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,440
Oh, boy.

1169
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,440
And you're like, what? Oh.

1170
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
Oh.

1171
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,440
Oh, no.

1172
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,440
All right.

1173
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,440
That kind of reminds me...

1174
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,440
Dude's like this moment we had... I'm sorry.

1175
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,440
I was going to say that kind of reminds me. You're like, in the moment...

1176
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,440
I worked at IBM long, long, long ago.

1177
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,440
Irritable bowel movement. What?

1178
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,440
No, and IBM, the international business machines.

1179
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,440
Those are the computers of the 80s.

1180
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,440
Yes.

1181
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,440
They're still around.

1182
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,440
I worked there.

1183
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,440
I think they're printers now.

1184
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:58,440
I had called a manager up in Chicago because I needed to get somebody scheduled to go do some work.

1185
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,440
And he's just talking to me, socializing.

1186
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,440
And we're talking, we're maybe 10 minutes in the conversation.

1187
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,440
And I've got a new hire sitting with me because he's training.

1188
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:15,440
And I hear this noise.

1189
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,440
And he goes, well, I guess you know where I am now.

1190
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:24,440
And then the echo of where he was actually sunk in.

1191
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440
Oh, no.

1192
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,440
He had flushed the toilet.

1193
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,440
Oh, come on.

1194
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:35,440
And I turned and I looked at the person on the phone with me.

1195
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,440
And we're like, right.

1196
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,440
And it was we hung out.

1197
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,440
You just don't do that.

1198
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,440
We hung out.

1199
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,440
No.

1200
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:48,440
And he's and they were like, you handled that so well.

1201
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,440
Well, I'm like Jeffrey Tubin it.

1202
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,440
I don't know what that means.

1203
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,440
So I don't mean.

1204
00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Well, that's the guy from CNN that was masturbating on the phone call.

1205
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,440
The work is zoom call.

1206
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:07,440
He finally and he took a leave of absence, he finally he came back and then they let him go.

1207
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440
He was tired.

1208
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,440
I think it was CNN is starting to clear house.

1209
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,440
It was too much to kind of deal with, I think.

1210
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,440
Or maybe they just clearing house.

1211
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,440
They put him back.

1212
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,440
He was he was he was grounded for like six months.

1213
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440
He's back, but he's gone now.

1214
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,440
Again, the same with Stelter.

1215
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Stelter got canned.

1216
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,440
Yeah, he got canned.

1217
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,440
Good, good riddance.

1218
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,440
And I think I think Don Lamon is.

1219
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,440
He's next.

1220
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:37,440
I hope he survived that the gay guy sexual assault claim.

1221
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,440
Well, that's what when you had different leadership at CNN, the guy in there now.

1222
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,440
There was a guy that was claiming that he, you know, sexually assaulted him.

1223
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,440
Yeah, a guy because he's gay.

1224
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,440
Whatever.

1225
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,440
I'm so sick of this stuff.

1226
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,440
I know it.

1227
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,440
You know what?

1228
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,440
I don't even care.

1229
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,440
I just want the fucking news.

1230
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Bring back the Darth Vader voice, but when we were attacking in Iraq, that was when CNN

1231
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,440
was almost reasonably responsible with the news.

1232
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,440
Bernard Shaw and John Holliman and, you know, something wolf.

1233
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,440
Wolf Blitzer.

1234
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,440
Wolf Blitzer.

1235
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,440
He kind of got totally woke.

1236
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,440
You got to kind of miss the days of Walter Cronkite.

1237
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,440
Yeah, maybe, you know, that was the news.

1238
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:27,440
But the thing is, is you believe those guys because those were your grandpa.

1239
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,440
Those were the authority of wisdom.

1240
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,440
You know, where they would sit there and then when they had it, you totally trusted them.

1241
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,440
Yes.

1242
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,440
Absolutely.

1243
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,440
Rather, Tom Brokaw.

1244
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,440
Absolutely.

1245
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,440
Well, both of them ruined their careers.

1246
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,440
They did.

1247
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,440
Dan Rather pushed a fake story.

1248
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440
Yeah, he lied.

1249
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,440
Yeah.

1250
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,440
About George Bush.

1251
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,440
Yeah, and got totally.

1252
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,440
Yeah.

1253
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,440
Who were some of the.

1254
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,440
Who were some of the other big time.

1255
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,440
Well, Tom Brokaw did.

1256
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,440
He got canned as well.

1257
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,440
Who was the guy that.

1258
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,440
Peter Jennings.

1259
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,440
Peter Jennings did as well.

1260
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,440
Yeah.

1261
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,440
Who were some of the Good Morning America people?

1262
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,440
Because in the beginning.

1263
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,440
Matt Lauer.

1264
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,440
Uh-huh.

1265
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,440
Another one.

1266
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440
You trusted.

1267
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,440
He was a serial.

1268
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,440
He was a serial.

1269
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,440
You trusted until it all came out.

1270
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,440
You're like, wow.

1271
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
Yeah.

1272
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
He got busted for sexual assault.

1273
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,440
He was a rapist.

1274
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,440
I mean, yeah, there's something.

1275
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,440
George Stepanopoulos.

1276
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,440
He had a button that locked the door of his office and the women couldn't get out.

1277
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Yeah.

1278
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,440
That's hot.

1279
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,440
That was.

1280
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Wow.

1281
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,440
John's like, no, I'm going to.

1282
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,440
Noted.

1283
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440
I'm building that.

1284
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,440
Nice.

1285
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440
Anyway.

1286
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440
Yeah, you're right.

1287
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,440
I mean, that was a different.

1288
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,440
That was different.

1289
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,440
Yeah.

1290
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,440
We don't have that.

1291
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,440
Roger Mudd, which is before.

1292
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,440
Same time as Cronkite, I think.

1293
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,440
But that's back in the 60s.

1294
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440
Yeah.

1295
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440
Barbara Walters.

1296
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:54,440
And while he had Sam Donaldson, Larry King, Mike Wallace and Connie Chung.

1297
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,440
Remember Connie?

1298
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,440
Do we remember Connie Chung?

1299
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,440
She was married to Maury Povich.

1300
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,440
Maury Povich.

1301
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,440
He had his own.

1302
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,440
What is it called?

1303
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,440
Daytime talk show.

1304
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,440
Yeah.

1305
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,440
Those were some old school.

1306
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,440
Three o'clock hour.

1307
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,440
Those were some old school anchors.

1308
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:17,440
It seems like all the ones today are getting canned because they're not doing a good job.

1309
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,440
You know, I mean, Dan Rather stumbled off.

1310
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,440
All these ones that were good stumbled and fell and ruined their career.

1311
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,440
Their legacy.

1312
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,440
And the ones today are.

1313
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,440
Just don't even have a.

1314
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,440
They don't even have a legacy.

1315
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:36,440
They don't have the believability, the trust like Joe Scarborough.

1316
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Everybody. Yeah. Everybody is a partisan hack now on both sides.

1317
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,440
Well, it is.

1318
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,440
I mean, I like Hannity, but when we watch him, we're like, come on.

1319
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,440
We're like, come on, man.

1320
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,440
Sean Hannity?

1321
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Yeah.

1322
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,440
Yeah.

1323
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,440
What do you mean?

1324
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,440
He's just he's just too.

1325
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,440
But he but he tells himself as an opinion speaker.

1326
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,440
He doesn't classify his show as news as news.

1327
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,440
It's an opinion show.

1328
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,440
Yeah.

1329
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,440
And you know that.

1330
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,440
All the shows.

1331
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,440
That's when things fell apart.

1332
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,440
It was editorial.

1333
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,440
But CNN and MSNBC market themselves as news.

1334
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,440
That's not.

1335
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,440
It's not news.

1336
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,440
When you have the opinion shows on at Fox, at least they tell you that.

1337
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,440
All right.

1338
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,440
The new shows are like Brett Baier or Bear, however you say his name.

1339
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,440
Bear. You know, he tells the news.

1340
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,440
He doesn't tell his opinions.

1341
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,440
Right.

1342
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,440
At least don't like some of the other shows.

1343
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,440
I remember when they had headline news and you would go there and it was nothing but headline news.

1344
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,440
But then they shit canned all of that kind of stuff.

1345
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,440
And it's all opinions, opinions.

1346
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,440
Well, sixty minutes started off like that.

1347
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,440
It's all pundits.

1348
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,440
When sixty minutes came on, there was that was what news was.

1349
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,440
And now sixty minutes is it's wokeism.

1350
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:47,440
I always thought of sixty minutes as skewed.

1351
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,440
I never thought it was.

1352
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,440
You had a trust issue with them.

1353
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,440
I did.

1354
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,440
Really interesting.

1355
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,440
And I don't know why.

1356
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,440
Potentially my father.

1357
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,440
But you know, we won't talk about that.

1358
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,440
Yeah.

1359
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,440
Your dad used to beat you.

1360
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,440
During during the show.

1361
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,440
No, no.

1362
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,440
He's like sixty minutes on.

1363
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,440
I mean, you get sixty minutes of a beating.

1364
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,440
I don't I don't.

1365
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,440
You know, for the sixty minutes, I mean, the original one came out like in nineteen sixty eight.

1366
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:21,440
He had Leslie Stahl, Scott Pelley, Bill Whitaker and John Dickerson that first started off.

1367
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,440
And at the very end, they had the guy that with the mustache and the curly black hair.

1368
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,440
And he would always come up with something kind of funny, you know, kind of a.

1369
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,440
Art Rooney. Was that his name?

1370
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,440
Rooney. Remember the old guy at the end who would always have a little commentator.

1371
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,440
He would have something.

1372
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,440
Justin Rooney.

1373
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:47,440
He would compare like a product or something kind of happy or and that's, you know,

1374
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,440
I'm Al Rooney.

1375
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:55,440
Al Rooney. Yeah, something Rooney where he would he would just be like a five minute commentary.

1376
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,440
Right.

1377
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,440
On some thing that was going on.

1378
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:02,440
And the guy that replaced him sort of Andrew Rooney, Andrew Rooney, Andrew Rooney.

1379
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:06,440
And then the guy that replaced him in that sort of role.

1380
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,440
And I don't know if that was twenty twenty or sixty minutes.

1381
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:15,440
He also had a mustache and he was like, tell it like it is.

1382
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:20,440
I mean, he would slam slam big business or slam, you know, something.

1383
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,440
I don't know who I'm talking about.

1384
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,440
No, I don't watch sixty minutes.

1385
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,440
I watched it. If there was a story on there that was going to interest me, I would watch it.

1386
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,440
But I am not religious at all on sixty minutes.

1387
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:35,440
He had a very investigative report type of John Stossel.

1388
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,440
That's it. Maybe it. Yes.

1389
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,440
He had the mustache. Yes. Yes.

1390
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,440
That's the guy I'm thinking of.

1391
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,440
Yeah, John Stossel.

1392
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,440
I'm thinking of it was very black and white kind of investigative reporting.

1393
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,440
They've got a quote here about the end.

1394
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:58,440
He says, Andy Rooney, a cranky voice of CBS dies at 92 cranky cranky voice of CBS dies at 92.

1395
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,440
92 or in 92 at 92 dies at 92.

1396
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,440
That was like November 6th, 2011.

1397
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,440
So I guess that's when he died over my fifth.

1398
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,440
We're still talking about it.

1399
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,440
That was 11 years ago.

1400
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,440
Yeah. Well, you know, he he was good.

1401
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,440
I enjoyed listening to him because he just brought up a bunch of interesting stuff.

1402
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,440
Yeah.

1403
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:28,440
I never really thought of I guess now that Julie mentioned it, it may been tilted a little bit or skewed.

1404
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,440
I never. You know, that's just it back then.

1405
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,440
You didn't think of it. You just hope that they were just talking the news.

1406
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,440
You trusted the news. Yeah.

1407
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,440
Nowadays, you can't trust.

1408
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:43,440
That's what I think now is like, well, did Walter Cronkite skew it? It just wasn't known.

1409
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,440
Right. Right. Because it was Walter Cronkite and one or two other people.

1410
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,440
That was it. It's like the only news you can trust now.

1411
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:57,440
The number one news that you can trust all the time is the Weather Channel.

1412
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,440
And they have no idea what they're talking about.

1413
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,440
They're wrong 50 percent of the time. Wrong half the time.

1414
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440
But it's just like it's not going to rain today.

1415
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,440
And you're looking out your window and people have more respect for the Weather Channel than they do of any of the other ones.

1416
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,440
It's ridiculous. Yeah.

1417
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,440
Now, it's not talking climate change.

1418
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,440
Climate change is another ridiculous thing that they keep bringing up.

1419
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,440
You know, they're everything we everything we are going to some crazy things right now.

1420
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,440
There was a news story I didn't turn it up with me and bring it.

1421
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:33,440
I wish I would have. It's the Hoover Dam as Lake Mead like that feeds into the Hoover Dam.

1422
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:38,440
It's it's getting low. It is dangerously low.

1423
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,440
It is a hundred and fifty feet low.

1424
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,440
And haven't they found like four bodies so far?

1425
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,440
Yeah, they're finding a bunch of bodies. Yeah.

1426
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,440
One was in a barrel. One was wrapped in plastic with rocks on it.

1427
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,440
I mean, all the people that like disappear and get thrown into lakes, they're finding them.

1428
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,440
I shouldn't be laughing. Why am I laughing? Yeah, that was odd.

1429
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,440
It was my brother. It wasn't like an uncomfortable laugh. It was kind of like you enjoyed it.

1430
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,440
Yeah, no, I don't. Kind of like maybe you participated.

1431
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,440
No, definitely not.

1432
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:16,440
Yeah, they're just just like when we had the drought, you know, five, six years ago, and they're done at Lake Travis.

1433
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,440
You'd see these lake beds dry up. There's cars.

1434
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:31,440
They just had a report in Texas of finding a dinosaur footprints, you know, in the limestone that had been underwater for ever.

1435
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,440
Yeah. And now I think that's pretty good. I don't know where that's at.

1436
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,440
Well, they're also solving dinosaur footprints.

1437
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:43,440
They're also solving missing persons things, you know, they found a car with skeletons in it.

1438
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,440
And they're like, oh, my God, that's where they were. They they're missing. Right.

1439
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,440
And they drove into the lake. How does that happen?

1440
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,440
How do you drive into a lake? I guess it's purposeful sometimes.

1441
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,440
Yeah. I mean, some other times it could be suicide.

1442
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,440
Yeah. Sometimes it could be.

1443
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:07,440
I would imagine most of the time it's a moment when you're drunk and you you kill your secretary because you're too drunk to drive.

1444
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,440
That's just chapiquitic.

1445
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,440
So yeah, I guess it all depends on the circumstances. Right.

1446
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,440
I mean, I guess you could be on a bridge and you swerve off and you go through the guardrail and into the lake.

1447
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,440
But then they would see the big gap in the guardrail. Right.

1448
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,440
And they would go up in there and then they would be like, OK, let's send divers into the lake.

1449
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,440
But otherwise, it's is it most of the time suicide is just weird.

1450
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:40,440
Well, I think it's murder as well because they just found that teenager who was missing from California and the scuba divers were in a lake and they found a car and she was in it.

1451
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,440
And they're thinking that someone put her in it and she was dead before.

1452
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,440
I don't know. They've been searching for her for a couple of weeks.

1453
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,440
Yeah, I know. And they found her.

1454
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,440
Oh, that's right. It was. Oh, that's where the police were like.

1455
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,440
They didn't want to investigate it.

1456
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,440
They were like, no, we searched the whole lake all the way over there.

1457
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,440
We went up and down. There's no reason to go in that lake and look.

1458
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,440
And these people are like, no, we're going to go do it anyways.

1459
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,440
They're like, well, here's our paperwork. You can take over. We're done. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid.

1460
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:12,440
There's no reason why you need to be going to that lake and look because we've already looked.

1461
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,440
All right. That's that was the mentality they gave the people.

1462
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,440
And it was it was crazy because they have my TV talking like that.

1463
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,440
And so they wouldn't have to take this. They took the last ping that was on the phone.

1464
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,440
Right. They went out exactly where that ping was at the J.P.S.

1465
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,440
They put the equipment right out there and boom, the car was right below.

1466
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440
That's so ridiculous. 20 minutes out there.

1467
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:36,440
Boom. They found it. And the police just kind of backpedaled through the whole thing.

1468
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:41,440
They were like, sorry. You know, there's there are programs that we need to clearly work on when it comes to being thorough on this.

1469
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,440
You think they finally lose their Hick accent?

1470
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,440
Yeah. So that's severe drought.

1471
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:55,440
I was talking about in Texas, you know, it revealed what they're saying to be a hundred and thirteen million year old dinosaur tracks.

1472
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,440
Yeah. And the dinosaur Valley State Park.

1473
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:05,440
Well, thank God for drought. Yeah. But can you I mean, it's hard to fathom a hundred and thirteen million years.

1474
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,440
Yeah. Or somebody with a bit. It would still be there.

1475
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,440
But well, I mean, actually, I don't know.

1476
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:20,440
Well, it surprises me that it's not full of silt and just has been full of just shit that's fallen into it, that it's actually empty.

1477
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:25,440
You know, there are they are coming out with fake.

1478
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,440
Yeah, I don't I wouldn't say it's fake.

1479
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,440
But what I will say is I think that there are a lot of discoveries that they're finding out

1480
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:41,440
where they find newer products from like the 19th century and the 18th century that are obviously manmade

1481
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:47,440
and obviously made from that time era that are stuck inside of igneous rock or some sort of limestone,

1482
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,440
which technically should have taken a million years to form.

1483
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:56,440
But how else could it have been in the rock unless it was formed within that time frame?

1484
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,440
Yeah. So it is possible.

1485
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:03,440
It's not clear on how it could be how it's done, but it is possible.

1486
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,440
The old spark plug in a is it a spark plug?

1487
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:14,440
It looks more like an XLR cable end is in the side of a rock, a three pronged electrical kind of thing.

1488
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,440
It's very interesting. They still don't know what that is.

1489
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:22,440
They found that in the rock from one hundred and thirteen million years ago.

1490
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,440
Well, that's what they're claiming.

1491
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:30,440
I mean, they have the there's a Texas hammer that was supposedly supposed to be 50 million years old.

1492
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,440
They were found that some dude was walking on his property in the middle of Texas and picked up this rock.

1493
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,440
And there was a stick, there was a handle sticking out of it.

1494
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,440
It kind of looks like a hammer.

1495
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:45,440
And, you know, he started looking at a little bit clear and it sure it surely was.

1496
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,440
It was a craftsman. It's I want to say it's a London hammer.

1497
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,440
They call it, but it's from, you know, it's a London hammer.

1498
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,440
I think it's called the London hammer.

1499
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,440
It's from Texas where they found it.

1500
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:00,440
I thought it was called Jim Adler.

1501
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,440
Jim Adler, the Texas hammer.

1502
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,440
Oh, good one. Thank you.

1503
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:19,440
Here's what was interesting about the hammer, because that the iron that was in the head of the hammer was more pure than any other iron that we get anywhere.

1504
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:25,440
It's more pure than any iron that we can find on the planet because it was from a foreign planet.

1505
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:34,440
No, no, no. They're not insinuating that it's not from the process was different back then or from Houston or from or the where they got it.

1506
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,440
It was just more pure meteorite.

1507
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:41,440
Well, whatever it is, just they can't find a more pure iron.

1508
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:46,440
And there's a there's a couple of artifacts like in Cambodia where they have some of these temples.

1509
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,440
There's one temple where they have an iron pole where it comes out.

1510
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,440
It's like 30 foot tall and it's about eight inches in diameter.

1511
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,440
And they're like, well, what is the story behind this pole?

1512
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,440
Well, it's been there for thousands of years.

1513
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,440
We have no idea. It's iron.

1514
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:08,440
And they're like, well, it's it's made of the same pure iron.

1515
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,440
It's a pole for the aliens back in the alien stripping pole.

1516
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,440
Yeah, very nice.

1517
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,440
All right. I hit my mark. I'm out.

1518
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,440
I got to go find some food.

1519
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,440
Well, thanks for joining us. That was fun.

1520
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,440
I'll come again another week.

1521
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,440
OK, sounds good.

1522
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,440
You probably need to bring your husband another beer.

1523
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,440
And yes, that you drink everything he has right now.

1524
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,440
It's almost time for break.

1525
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,440
You can. Can you make it?

1526
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,440
Can you make it to break?

1527
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,440
I can. I'll be poor me a little bit more.

1528
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,440
You've got thirty five minutes.

1529
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,440
Yeah, I'll get another.

1530
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,440
I'm going to go pour some more bourbon.

1531
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,440
I'll get it. I'll get a nice.

1532
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,440
I'll get it. Maybe not that one.

1533
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,440
It'll go get a little less potent stout.

1534
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,440
I think no, I'm good. We're all good.

1535
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:59,440
Is this what you is this your late night TV watching the mysteries, alien conspiracies?

1536
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,440
Well, there's nothing. We need history.

1537
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,440
Where do you there's nothing alien about that hammer that's real?

1538
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:06,440
Where do you get this?

1539
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:12,440
And there's nothing alien about that, the the poll in India.

1540
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,440
I get it. I get it. But where do you get this stuff?

1541
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,440
You get you watch Discovery Channel.

1542
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,440
Well, he gets it. He watches that shit.

1543
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:23,440
He watches that shit. I watch stuff about meat and you watch stuff about TDI diesels.

1544
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,440
No, I really don't.

1545
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:31,440
I watch I watch. I enjoy watching some YouTube channels.

1546
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:39,440
Austin, Mr. Producer, can you pull up YouTube and type in Provene P R O V E E N?

1547
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,440
And it's so interesting.

1548
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:47,440
Our TV watching habits are so or I guess our content watching habits are so different.

1549
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:55,440
I watch I watch Amazon and I watch Netflix and I hardly ever watch regular TV, live TV.

1550
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,440
No major networks.

1551
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:02,440
No, right. Any of these live networks or have a bunch of crap on them these days.

1552
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,440
Well, and I don't watch I don't watch YouTube shows.

1553
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,440
I don't watch any of that stuff.

1554
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,440
I watch the ancient technology one go down right there.

1555
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,440
Just click it. I want you to hear this guy's voice.

1556
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,440
I listen to him all the time.

1557
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,440
He is fantastic. He's Indian.

1558
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,440
Well, yeah, he's daughter feather.

1559
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,440
We're going to look at an ancient Hindu.

1560
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,440
Why does he sound like that? That's his voice.

1561
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,440
I think he takes helium.

1562
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,440
We know about him as well.

1563
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,440
That is the oddest voice I've ever heard.

1564
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:40,440
But just they're showing statues with three heads and holding various weapons.

1565
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440
No, that's a camera.

1566
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:47,440
Explanation we get, but that's pure nonsense.

1567
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:53,440
If he has multiple heads, then how come the center head looks older while the other two heads?

1568
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,440
It's very interesting.

1569
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,440
I don't want to be so dead to this, but it's not a weapon.

1570
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,440
This is the type of stuff I love.

1571
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,440
I really enjoy watching stuff.

1572
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,440
Now, who is this visual?

1573
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,440
So how does he get his information?

1574
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,440
Does he just make this up?

1575
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:14,440
He's been studying it for I mean, he's probably 60, 50 years old there.

1576
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,440
He's an older guy and he lives by himself.

1577
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:22,440
He's kind of a monk and he's he's standing in front of a blackboard.

1578
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,440
Well, for this one, he's also a professor.

1579
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,440
And so he studies it.

1580
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,440
That's all he does is he travels all over.

1581
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:40,440
He's been on ancient aliens story when they talk about the history of Indian culture and Cambodian culture.

1582
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,440
And you know, because he's a master at it.

1583
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,440
He knows all about it.

1584
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440
He travels to all these different temples.

1585
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,440
And I just I find it fascinating.

1586
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:54,440
Even it's fascinating is the architecture that they had back there that they've abandoned.

1587
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,440
I mean, when I say they abandoned, it's there.

1588
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,440
It's covered with dirt and people are just walking on it and destroying it.

1589
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,440
It's beautiful.

1590
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:12,440
I mean, the the Arne carvings they put in there is so precise and perfect.

1591
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,440
It's it's incredible.

1592
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:19,440
You can't you can't you can't figure out how they didn't even know how they did it.

1593
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,440
Yeah, how they pulled it off.

1594
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:24,440
Yeah, the engineering the engineering shouldn't have been there at that.

1595
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,440
It's like Machu Picchu. You ever talked to you ever heard about Machu Picchu?

1596
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,440
Exactly. The stones are like perfectly cut.

1597
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,440
Yes, they weigh a frickin.

1598
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,440
It's just like the how the hell did they get up that mountain?

1599
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:41,440
Well, one of the things that he shows is there's a temple of of music.

1600
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,440
And I call it temple of music.

1601
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,440
It's not called that. It's called something else.

1602
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:54,440
But when you go there, they have the these large columns and all the columns are uniform in size and height.

1603
01:00:54,440 --> 01:01:06,440
And they're large. And when you can bang on them, they each make a different tone and they make it like E, E flat, F, E sharp, F and so forth.

1604
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,440
You you knock on them, they make different noises.

1605
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:17,440
I mean, that's amazing. They have on the ceiling, they have a collection of nine different shapes.

1606
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:33,440
So do you know how you get like a bass subwoofer and you were to put like a piece of white paper over it and you sprinkle pepper on it and you expose it to a frequency and it makes a design?

1607
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,440
Yes. All right. That's a two dimensional design.

1608
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:42,440
All right. They have a way where they can actually do a 3D representation of that.

1609
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:53,440
Well, the 3D representation of like whatever, F or G is what's on the ceiling in that temple.

1610
01:01:53,440 --> 01:02:03,440
And you got to ask yourself, how in the hell do they know what a 3D representation of anything is from a resonating piece of a of a water?

1611
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,440
Well, I think what we forget sometimes is they were smart back then. They were smart.

1612
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,440
What makes us think that they didn't have the technology.

1613
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,440
I mean, obviously they did it back in that time and even earlier.

1614
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:17,440
I don't even know what time we're talking about, but they're an astoundingly early times they tracked.

1615
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,440
They had a lunar calendar that was incredibly precise.

1616
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,440
Yeah. Are you talking about that thing they found at the bottom of the ocean?

1617
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:29,440
No, just in general, they had they had lunar calendars where they were mapping the stars and mapping all where the planets were and mapping where?

1618
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:35,440
No, not the planets because they didn't see the planets until Galileo and shit like that.

1619
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,440
But they the lunar calendar they had down to. Yeah.

1620
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,440
But before that, I mean, that was that was forgotten technology.

1621
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,440
Even with Galileo, they're kind of like, well, that's forgotten at that time.

1622
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:55,440
And then they relearned it. But back then, I mean, because they have like a lot of this knowledge came from the Arabs, the Muslims way back in the day.

1623
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,440
They were Sumerians. Well, yeah, that's a whole area.

1624
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,440
Assyrians, Sumerians, they were Babylonians. Yeah.

1625
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:06,440
That whole area right there is where a lot of civilization is.

1626
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:18,440
They look through these these large stones where they have a core drilled right through a stone where you first of all, they don't even know how they did the core drill, you know, through a stone.

1627
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:27,440
And it's designed like you're in the middle of sort of like Stonehenge or something similar to that where you got a bunch of stones around you that have core holes in all of them.

1628
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:33,440
And you stand there and you look at a specific time. I think it's what is it called what it's springtime?

1629
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,440
Equinox. Is it the Equinox? Is that what it is? Yeah.

1630
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:41,440
Yeah. And so you look at a certain time and there's our specific star in each one of those little holes. Right.

1631
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:47,440
And it's supposed to represent. All right. Well, today's the day, you know, where we do a celebration, you know, sacrifice.

1632
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:52,440
Yeah. Well, who knows? It could have been where they cut the head off of the person who drilled the hole.

1633
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,440
You think in ten thousand years, they'll look at New York City or downtown Dallas.

1634
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:59,440
You know, how did they do this? How they do that. You know, made out of some crazy material.

1635
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,440
You know what else is where they find a Beringer board.

1636
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:11,440
They those those columns I was referring to that were make the sound when you pluck them.

1637
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:25,440
They make a certain frequency and they one of them had crumbled down and the column clearly went into the floor and like through the ground because it was coming off the steps.

1638
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:35,440
So the column went into the earth of a good distance and there was access or a tunnel that went down below the temple.

1639
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,440
But they won't let access down there. So it's dangerous. Yeah.

1640
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,440
But these guys are like maybe there's aliens living down there.

1641
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,440
Whatever it is, goals, it's just called.

1642
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,440
You know what? There was a movie about that. There's just there are things.

1643
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:55,440
So the mysteries are there. You didn't read the books I gave you.

1644
01:04:55,440 --> 01:05:02,440
Hold on. The mysteries are there. But it's just like they it's like, you know, all right, well, why don't you diffuse all this stuff by just letting us go down there?

1645
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,440
Look, what is the deal? I mean, why can't we go down there and take a look?

1646
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:12,440
It's kind of like the pyramids, for example. They have, you know, they're somewhere in the King's Chamber down below.

1647
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:26,440
There's some sort of opening where there's a huge granite box and they're supposed to be two nodes on there that are supposedly tied into electricity where you're supposed to fill up something.

1648
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:33,440
Something fills up with water and atmospheric pressure does something to it. It bounces and it creates some.

1649
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:37,440
I mean, why aren't you allowed to go down there and take a look?

1650
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:41,440
Why is it shut off to not necessarily the public? Nobody can go down there.

1651
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:48,440
It's like, why? I don't know. Did you also see that on YouTube? Yes. Yeah.

1652
01:05:48,440 --> 01:06:02,440
I'm telling you, I like maybe you to know. Well, I think it goes back to the drought. I don't know stuff that's when you have scovers of it being discovered and all the like made is worrisome because that's that feeds a lot of water to.

1653
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:07,440
Oh, yeah. To either one of those people that was on YouTube, too.

1654
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,440
What the story?

1655
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:19,440
Like, yeah, that's a hoax. Lake Mead is not. That's mainstream news. Oh, it's bad. Yeah, it's real bad. And it's it's it's something I've been to Hoover Dam.

1656
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:24,440
Is that climate change? Have you been? Or it's too many people taking the water.

1657
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:31,440
They're building houses and they're consuming that water that Lake Mead feed. Well, I think it also. Yes. But there's also a drought.

1658
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,440
There is a drought. I mean, that's what people it's compounding on itself.

1659
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:39,440
That's probably well over 80 percent problem is drought. How did you get that number?

1660
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:47,440
Eighty one percent. Eighty one point seven. I think is the last calculation. I think the number of people in conjunction with the drought is what's what's doing.

1661
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:54,440
Yeah, for sure. For sure. Because right now, Europe is having a major drought. Half of Europe is under a drought. Same type of thing.

1662
01:06:54,440 --> 01:07:05,440
So periodically throughout history, they when they create lakes, they create a dam and make a reservoir or a lake, they are flooding areas that are like habitable,

1663
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:13,440
like little towns or like in South America when when they went through a drought, this cathedral suddenly appeared.

1664
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:19,440
Right. And people like, what the hell? Well, I mean, it was they knew it was something they flooded back in nineteen forty something.

1665
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:30,440
They were in town with an old cathedral. Well, the same type of things happening in in Europe were Italian, an Italian fort or base or something.

1666
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:35,440
A Roman like Roman times, Roman times. It's starting to boom. A whole little city appeared.

1667
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:42,440
Well, they knew they flooded that when they it's not like it's an you know what I'm saying? It's not like it's a brand new discovery.

1668
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:47,440
What's they do down here when they create these new reservoirs? Right. Yeah. They just they buy people out.

1669
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:52,440
Whatever they do to create this. Well, anybody that says they game it up and the rivers fill it up.

1670
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:57,440
Yeah. And if someone doesn't want to sell the property, you just put them in a barrel and bury them along with the luck.

1671
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:02,440
Rubberman plastic. There you go. Here's your new home. Give them a little dinghy and let them speak.

1672
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,440
You know, did you see the footage of the father and son?

1673
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:10,440
Now, when I say father and son, the guy was in his seventies, his son was in his forties or fifties.

1674
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:19,440
They were found out in the way out in Boston out in the ocean. Their boat sank and they were holding on to a cooler.

1675
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:24,440
Oh, my God. For hours. And how lucky are they? Yeah. And they were out there.

1676
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:28,440
There's footage of it. These guys were just like, I can barely hold on any longer.

1677
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:33,440
Thank God you showed up. And so they somebody just stumbled on him hanging on a cooler.

1678
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:38,440
Do you know how hard it is to stumble on somebody? Well, I think someone saw their boat going down, reported it.

1679
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:41,440
OK, then it took several hours for them to locate them.

1680
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:47,440
I'm saying even in the even when they know they're in a general area, look how hard it is to find them.

1681
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:56,440
The Boston. It's outside of Boston. And it was I saw today and the boat just kind of backed up and they slowly pulled.

1682
01:08:56,440 --> 01:09:00,440
But they were barely hold on. You know, unbelievable.

1683
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:03,440
The producer has pulled up something. They survived.

1684
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:12,440
Yeah. The Boston police rescue father and son to their hanging out to a cooler after a boat sinks near Graves Light.

1685
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:17,440
Holy shit. How long were they out there? I don't know. I think they went down Wednesday evening.

1686
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:21,440
I don't know if they're found the next day. A Marine radio call.

1687
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:25,440
Yep. Reporting two men in a sinking boat near Graves Light. OK.

1688
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:29,440
Now, well, they showed a picture of their kind of outside. They could have.

1689
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:33,440
I mean, they're distraught. They found them. Yeah, they're right there.

1690
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,440
There they are. They're pulling up on them and they found them.

1691
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:40,440
Oh, my gosh. What a nightmare. Yeah.

1692
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:44,440
And there's there's audio of them. Just you could hear the panic in their voice.

1693
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:46,440
Is there any audio producer?

1694
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:49,440
Back it up. Back it up.

1695
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:53,440
We're so weak. I can't.

1696
01:09:53,440 --> 01:10:00,440
Help me, please. Help me.

1697
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:03,440
Give me your hand.

1698
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:07,440
Give me your hand. Let your leg go. Let your leg go.

1699
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:11,440
Oh, they're emotional. Yeah. The younger guy is emotional.

1700
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:15,440
Funny, because they were facing death.

1701
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:23,440
I'm 76 years old. 76.

1702
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:27,440
I got you.

1703
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:30,440
I got a little sprain.

1704
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:34,440
Well, he has a life vest, too. Thank God for that. Yeah.

1705
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:37,440
Take your time. Take your time.

1706
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,440
The other guy has a what do you call that? A round raft.

1707
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:46,440
Any medical issues on the being called? No.

1708
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:50,440
I don't know. Grab a seat right there. I'm just going to help him.

1709
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,440
This your son? Yeah. All right. You all right? Yeah.

1710
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:55,440
All right. Good man.

1711
01:10:55,440 --> 01:11:00,440
I got to give you. Like, no, I'm not all right. I've been floating in the ocean for three days.

1712
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:05,440
And the worst part about it is that I lost my beer.

1713
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:06,440
You're in. You're in.

1714
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:12,440
So they pulled out the other side now is it oversized individual?

1715
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:16,440
He's like, I need my cooler. Yeah. It was at least three beers.

1716
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:21,440
I don't want to save it just because it saved my fricking life. I hold on to it. Absolutely.

1717
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:24,440
Well, you also had that ring thing.

1718
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:28,440
But still, you're out there. You know, but that's.

1719
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:32,440
I know. And you know, there looks like they're out there.

1720
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:34,440
And they could have been eaten by something for sure.

1721
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:37,440
And there's been a lot of great whites. Well, yeah, it's up there.

1722
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:42,440
Yeah. They've been saying that along the whole East Coast, they it's ruined people's summers.

1723
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:45,440
Yeah. Because there's one shark sighting after another. Yeah.

1724
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,440
Yeah. There's a bunch of great whites up there right now.

1725
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:52,440
Yeah. They got lucky. They didn't get eaten.

1726
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:57,440
I don't think I don't think the sharks like humans food.

1727
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,440
I thought they could still legs and arms dangling in the water.

1728
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:05,440
Yeah, they eat it and they go, yeah, I don't like that, but your legs already gone and and is bleeding.

1729
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:08,440
So they're like, yummy.

1730
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:13,440
I think I'll try it. It's a little taste like liver, but tastes like liver.

1731
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:16,440
Yeah. We taste awful to them. Yeah.

1732
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:22,440
Or you could be like that guy in Australia who was swimming out there and he got bit in half.

1733
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:27,440
Good Lord. Because the guy came up for he was swimming out there and they have that on video.

1734
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:31,440
They have that on video as well. The guy that came up and bit him in half.

1735
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:33,440
Good Lord. That would suck.

1736
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:36,440
Cut it, bit him in half and he's just instantly dead.

1737
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:40,440
I guess. Well, but I think your brain lasts for a while.

1738
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:45,440
Like, I don't know. It's like it's like you were wondered like in the days when they had the guillotine.

1739
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,440
Good Lord. And your head was just laying there.

1740
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:53,440
Yeah. So your your your eyes are sitting there staring at like the side of a basket.

1741
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:55,440
Right. Or staring at your stump.

1742
01:12:55,440 --> 01:13:00,440
Because it takes I mean, even when your blood stops going to your brain, your brain still working.

1743
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:04,440
It's still working for a couple seconds. Well, I don't know how long.

1744
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:06,440
Let's ask him. No, I don't think so.

1745
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:09,440
How long did your brain work before you saw it?

1746
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:12,440
I don't think so. I think it's instantaneous. It lights out.

1747
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:15,440
Instantaneous. There's no way to prove that.

1748
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:23,440
Well, here's my philosophy on that is that when always wonder, have you ever have you ever passed out?

1749
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,440
Have you ever seen the tunnel? I have.

1750
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:29,440
So when you when you see that tunnel, let's you're not drink.

1751
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:33,440
You're not in dreamland. You're out.

1752
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:39,440
Well, yes. But like an instantaneous severing of your spinal cord.

1753
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:44,440
Yeah, I think I think that the you think you shut off the brain.

1754
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:52,440
Yeah, I think that the electrical system to to make it function don't doesn't exist anymore.

1755
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:58,440
But it's so morbid, too. Right. Because as soon as they chop the head off, they hold the head up and the heads looking at the crowd.

1756
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,440
Mouthing something. Yeah.

1757
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,440
It doesn't do that, does it? Well, they have.

1758
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:07,440
Well, just like when you cut that off a chicken, the chicken runs around. Well, the chicken body does.

1759
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:10,440
But the chicken head doesn't do anything. I don't know.

1760
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:15,440
I will tell you. Well, his head, his head, though. So I mean, he had his body.

1761
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:20,440
I mean, I saw a guy die in front of me. And but he wasn't decapitated.

1762
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:24,440
But after he did die, his mouth was opening up like a fish out of water.

1763
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:30,440
It was very creepy. But, you know, there's like an after the bodies.

1764
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:37,440
Things are still moving. Yeah. But it requires your body, you know, that's that muscle memory or whatever it is.

1765
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,440
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was the body still trying to live.

1766
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:43,440
Maybe the brain was gone. Maybe it was the other way around. The body. I don't know.

1767
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:46,440
The brain was like, I need. I don't know why we're talking about.

1768
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:50,440
Yeah, I know. I know. You brought up the guillotine. Yeah, you and the guillotine.

1769
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:53,440
I was just curious if the eyes still see stuff. Keep that shit on your own time.

1770
01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:55,440
I think that would be a very interesting topic that we should cover.

1771
01:14:55,440 --> 01:15:00,440
Maybe the second half is we can do it now. Just different.

1772
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:08,440
Over the years, the different ways of execution, because whenever I watch these movies like Braveheart

1773
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:13,440
and those movies like that, I'm like, would it be better to be in a battle back then?

1774
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:19,440
Dealing with that massacre or today where guns everywhere.

1775
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:23,440
I think I was execution or just different ways that you die in battle.

1776
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:28,440
This is like an episode of Faces of Death. Well, it's just I don't know.

1777
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:32,440
Whenever I watch, I was like, kind of terrible to have like your arm hacked off.

1778
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:36,440
Yeah. I mean, you're running with the big old broadsword and obviously hacking people apart.

1779
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:40,440
You would not want to live back in that time because here's the thing.

1780
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:45,440
You don't have trauma units back then. Back then.

1781
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:49,440
You didn't have triage. You didn't have. They also didn't have Netflix.

1782
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:54,440
They did. Well, I mean, you get you get struck by a broadsword.

1783
01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:57,440
Most of the guys that can wield those swords are strong.

1784
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:59,440
I mean, big time. Those things are so heavy.

1785
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:01,440
And it becomes an extension of their body.

1786
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:05,440
So I mean, it's just like once they're swinging and you get hit, well, your arms gone.

1787
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:09,440
And if it's not as damn near lacerated and you're probably going to bleed to death anyways.

1788
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:15,440
You know, it probably would go through your arm and halfway into your your side of your rib cage.

1789
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:24,440
I mean, it's interesting. As medicine progressed, battlefield triage became, you know, became more sophisticated.

1790
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:27,440
Like like civil war. Brutal. Like they were hacking off.

1791
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:32,440
They were hacking off arms and legs because that was the only way to save somebody out there.

1792
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:35,440
Well, we saw dances with wolves. Right. Right.

1793
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:40,440
And World War Two, you know, better, better. World War One was brutal.

1794
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:42,440
World War One. Oh, God.

1795
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:46,440
Well, World War Two. I mean, you look at you hear that saving Private Ryan was the most accurate. Right.

1796
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:51,440
Those guys running up on that beach arms flying this way, arms flying that way.

1797
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:56,440
It was happening at the same time. And they're just like, most of those guys probably died as well.

1798
01:16:56,440 --> 01:17:04,440
Right. Yeah. That was I mean, I don't I want to watch that movie again, but I kind of don't.

1799
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:07,440
I love that movie. I just watched it. It's not a matter of loving it.

1800
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:12,440
Oh, no, I love it because of what it symbolizes.

1801
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:19,440
Every single time I get passionate about the sacrifice that that greatest generation made and those men, I recommend you should watch it again.

1802
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:22,440
I watched it with the last year. It was good.

1803
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:30,440
And we talked about this before. I think that should be a mandatory like every like every Memorial Day thing.

1804
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:37,440
I don't think that this generation could handle that. No, I do. I can. I fell apart. We talked about this.

1805
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:41,440
I'm not talking about watching the movie. I'm talking about living being exposed to those elements.

1806
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:47,440
There are exceptions, but I think in general, today's population includes my kids could handle that.

1807
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:51,440
Like could or could not. I don't think. Well, I don't know with your kids.

1808
01:17:51,440 --> 01:18:03,440
Not necessarily our kids, but just as as as a whole, I would say the majority of the generation. I think that's why so many people get offended because it's too easy right now.

1809
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:15,440
Yeah, well, but war is war, right? So, I mean, I could tell you that when my father-in-law went over to Vietnam and he turned 18 on the plane over there, he didn't know what the hell to expect.

1810
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:28,440
Right. And then when survival kicks in survival, I mean, human, human, human instinct and survival kicks in and you become somebody that it changes you for just like it's a private Ryan.

1811
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:33,440
He was he was a soccer coach. That's right. That's right. English teacher. English teacher. Yeah.

1812
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:41,440
So my point is if our boys were put into that situation and their survival instincts kicked in, it's like you either die or you you it changes you.

1813
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:51,440
Right. They'll they get changed or they'll die. So, I mean, I think I think they would just adapt very quickly.

1814
01:18:51,440 --> 01:19:03,440
I think the way that the military is right now with the wokeness, the pronouns, it's not the same training the way they should be training.

1815
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:14,440
Anybody that goes into combat now is woefully unprepared mentally and emotionally because of that bullshit. I would agree with that. I would be I don't have any respect for the military right now.

1816
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:20,440
Oh, I do. I do. Hold on. Hold on. Let me let me rephrase that. I have tremendous respect for the military.

1817
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:34,440
You mean for the woke leadership? Yeah, that's the shit that's going on right now. I'm ashamed of, you know, the fact that they're they're lowering the bar so that the women look army.

1818
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:41,440
And we said this before on prior podcast army should consist. Army is what it is. It's made to kill killers.

1819
01:19:41,440 --> 01:19:51,440
They're going over there to kill people. That's right. And you want to kill killers to go out there and you want your strongest and best and most elite to go over there to kill them.

1820
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:59,440
The military's don't be alone in the bar. Kill and break things. It's not to come over there and be. We're not going to go massage them.

1821
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:12,440
You know, and now I make this right now. You need killers over there. You need people that they're going to they need to be able to look one week, one week link in the in the team.

1822
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:22,440
The team dies. Right. All right. Sure. Period. See, and that's what I have an issue with is the woke leadership of the military woke leadership of like the FBI woke leadership of the CIA Pentagon.

1823
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:34,440
I mean, there are hardworking people that that that have spent their entire lives, you know, in their jobs to defend America, to defend, you know, you know, like policemen.

1824
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:39,440
They sign up because they truly want to live their lives, to serve and protect.

1825
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:45,440
And there's tons of military people and FBI agents and CIA agents and all those people are there.

1826
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:54,440
I can't imagine how they feel right now when they look at the politicization of their of their of their leadership who have gone woke. Right.

1827
01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:59,440
I mean, and here we are seeing the FBI sucks. I can't trust the FBI. Well, it's just like I'm saying the same thing.

1828
01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:08,440
And I'm like, I got to temper that because there are thousands and thousands of it's just like the same argument where the liberals were saying the police is needs to go.

1829
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:13,440
They need reform. Conservatives are kind of saying the same thing about the FBI. They are. Right.

1830
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:21,440
And the military. And you got to be careful because you're arguing one side over here and you're I agree about the same shit over here.

1831
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:26,440
Yeah, yeah, I agree. There's problems in all of it that need to be identified and fixed.

1832
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:31,440
Right. It's the wokeness and bullshit on the FBI, CIA and all that shit.

1833
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:38,440
It's the rogue cops who screw things up for everyone else. Yeah. On the police side. I know.

1834
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:44,440
They just got to keep politics out of it. They do. That's really key politics out of the military.

1835
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:50,440
Keep politics out of everything. It needs to be very binary. And I knew we had a major problem.

1836
01:21:50,440 --> 01:22:03,440
I just I never could have imagined that an ex general or an ex, you know, the ex guy of the CIA or the Pentagon suddenly becomes a pundit on CNN.

1837
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:08,440
I'm like, wait a second. And I'm talking about this. John Brennan or something like that.

1838
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:13,440
Like more than more than 10 years ago. Like, I mean, when they first started, like I was like, wait a second.

1839
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:19,440
You're not supposed to have any political opinions. I mean, you are. But those are yours. Very private.

1840
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:27,440
I mean, right. Yeah, I just I said to you the footage of Gates interviewing the Secretary of Defense.

1841
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:33,440
Did you watch that? It's about a minute. It's a former congressman, Congressman Gates.

1842
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:40,440
And he was he was beating up one of the generals. Secretary of Defense, isn't he? I think. Yeah.

1843
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:47,440
I forget like that. He's high up. The black guy. Yeah. But he's a he's he's a partisan hack.

1844
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:59,440
He is totally he's a politician and was calling his ass. Oh, he was talking about how the the the up in the oh, my God.

1845
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:05,440
The academies were West Point. It's the it's the it's the West Point is what they're teaching.

1846
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:08,440
It's the the keep the white people down. OK, what is it?

1847
01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:18,440
See, see a critical race theory. Yeah, they're teaching that in their in their classes now or their their training camps. It's like there's no room for that stuff in the military.

1848
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:23,440
I mean, there's look you're training soldiers. You don't need to be you.

1849
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:29,440
You don't have a color in the military. Did you did you do you remember the graphic that was at the Marines?

1850
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:38,440
They sent out on on whatever Pride Day. It had the colored bullets, the bullets that were rainbow colored.

1851
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:42,440
No, I don't like to you. Just pandering. They're pandering.

1852
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,440
I mean, it was unbelievable. It was unbelievable.

1853
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:56,440
It was like, oh, it was just heartbreaking. Anyway, you know, going going back to you talk about executions.

1854
01:23:56,440 --> 01:24:07,440
There was an interesting story where a guy requested to be shot by firing squad like recently, like recently, like like in the last two weeks.

1855
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:10,440
I think I prefer that over the electric chair.

1856
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:13,440
And so they they fought it and fought it and fought it.

1857
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:19,440
And finally, they said, well, he's got the right to choose and he will go ahead and honor that request.

1858
01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:22,440
So they could have like six guys up there. I don't know.

1859
01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:26,440
And one has a live bullet. They got to be sharp shooters.

1860
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:29,440
Hit him in the head. Just one has a live bullet.

1861
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:34,440
Well, that's the way they do it because you don't want to be sacked with the one that I just killed a guy.

1862
01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:36,440
There's always the out that my gun had the.

1863
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:41,440
Oh, so they had six guns and nobody knows who's got the light bullet.

1864
01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:45,440
Correct. At least that's what I've read.

1865
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,440
But one bullet doesn't necessarily kill them.

1866
01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:53,440
Well, that's why you're supposed to shoot him in the head. Heart is heart.

1867
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:57,440
I thought it was heart. Well, regardless, you got to have somebody who can be able to hit it.

1868
01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:02,440
Right. All six of them. So they stand about like a foot away.

1869
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:07,440
Point blank. They zip time, put them in a barrel.

1870
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:10,440
Now, is that real? I mean, they think I wanted to execute.

1871
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,440
Absolutely. Did they do it?

1872
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:15,440
Is it here? I don't think it's happened yet. Here in Texas.

1873
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:19,440
I thought it was like Missouri, but I don't know.

1874
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:21,440
I don't know. The producer is not really helping us out right now.

1875
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:24,440
Like, just use a minigun.

1876
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:29,440
Well, you know what? That's the first half. It's Dude Zeitgust. It's August 30th.

1877
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:36,440
And I want to do a special thanks to our producer. And it's Dude Zeitgust. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.

1878
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:40,440
And our producer, Mr. Austin.

1879
01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:45,440
And that's a wrap.