Alright, alright, I'll do it.
God damn.
You know what, I was thinking...
I don't know, it's too...
Well, no, we were...
I was thinking maybe we should, you know, listen, enjoy the music.
It is kind of nice to hear the music every now and then.
I actually love it.
I know.
So this is the...
Well, Jeff's looking great.
You've been going to a dermatologist or something?
Your skin's glowing.
Glowing?
I'm hot and kind of sweaty right now, I think is what it is.
Hot and sweaty, huh?
Yeah, I'm having a hot flesh.
You know, it's temperature-wise, I read the thermostat walking in here was 70, but I do
feel a little warm.
Maybe it could have been...
Well, I turned the fan down.
70?
Well, 7-0.
That is insanely cold.
Ah, dude, I...
For a thermostat setting.
Oh, good Lord.
I have a good under 70 on Tuesdays.
Otherwise, otherwise no one's up here anymore, so I have it up at 75 the rest of the time.
Nice, well, nice planning.
I like that.
You're looking out for your fellow podcasters, sir.
Well, I'll tell you what's difficult on...
What's difficult with these nests is that they should be reliable.
They get hacked by Chinese.
Mine is not reliable.
I have two nests at my house and both of them suck dick.
Didn't you just replace them?
I didn't replace them.
There was a lot of drama to get them replaced.
They're kind of like, well, just...
I'll tell you what, mail those to us and then we'll send you some back.
I'm like, so this is Texas.
What am I supposed to do in the interim while it's fucking 100 degrees outside?
Right.
Why don't you fucking mail me that...
Anyways, I just said drop it.
I just kept it on manual mode and I don't care.
I took it off Wi-Fi.
Did you say that it would change without your permission?
It did.
Mine changes all the time.
Yeah, like the power company logs in and they raise it or something?
I don't necessarily agree with that.
There was a buzz saying that that was true.
It works the antithesis with what mine is because it's actually going lower.
I set it to 72 and it drops down to 68.
See, what is that about?
Well, it's...
That's crazy.
I don't know.
Mine's been stable for a while.
I haven't had any issues with it recently.
Well, it picks up trends.
It's supposed to follow the weather outside and the humidity and there's a logarithm.
Oh, there's artificial intelligence built in.
Yeah, there's stuff that goes on.
I didn't know that.
If that's the case, of course, there's an algorithm that it's trying to...
In retrospect, I would rather just have a thermostat that does what I tell it to do.
I don't want you to anticipate what I want.
I've never changed mine.
Mine's the original.
Right.
I enjoy going down...
I enjoy being somewhere in the house and I say, hey, Alexa, upstairs, 72.
And it...
It's 72.
And that was cool because it actually worked, it synced with the in-house home automation.
And that was cool.
And then all of a sudden it just got disconnected.
And now it doesn't work at all.
I mean, it works.
You have to go up there and manually do it.
So I'm at a point right now, whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
Huh.
That's stupid.
I think the home automation...
I don't know.
I know you love it.
I do.
I'm not happy with that aspect of it.
And I'll change it.
But right now, I'm just going to leave it alone.
What if it's just start... like you're having to do all this stuff and then suddenly it
just tells you no.
No.
You're cool enough.
Yeah.
What if it says, oh yeah, turn on music in the family room.
How about this?
Imagine if you're Alexa...
You said, hey, Alexa, turn the thermostat down to 68.
I want an extra cold in here.
And your Alexa responds back and says, we checked your bank account and you're running
low.
So we feel it's a good idea that you don't.
Yeah, that's not fiscally responsible, Jeff.
You just need to...
Your ESG...
What's it called?
ESG code is the wrong...
So we're going to turn your heat up.
Or you say, oh, you know, Alexa, play my favorite band.
And it says, you don't have enough social credits right now.
You haven't earned that privilege of playing your favorite music.
So it is August 30 and we've got a fantastic jam packed show.
I want to thank our producer for always being present and here at the show.
And we got dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Joe.
And we have a special guest.
A special dudette.
Yeah, it's a dudette.
I don't know if our microphone works yet or not, but it's Miss Julie.
Well, this was unplanned.
You just kind of popped in.
Yeah, she probably had gas and wanted to crop dust.
She did.
She crop dusted.
She likes doing that.
What?
Yeah.
Good.
Thank you, Paul.
She's like, I'll have the extra cabbage the boys are having a podcast.
Actually, I don't think they crop dust.
Don't they just missed it's kind of like they do.
Right.
They do.
It's more like they're like a mister.
What is that?
What are you talking to?
I thought it sounded like Jeff snoring.
They kind of like selling Darth Vader.
I am your father.
She is joining she was she wanted to take she missed she had a what is a students night
where her mother meets the teacher meet the teacher and I have any parents did you meet?
Oh, that feels so much better.
Let me have a moment to count.
That many?
Oh, really?
Three.
Oh, she's counting on one hand for and her toes seven.
Nine parents and one former employee one former co worker worker.
One additional former student.
And so that's like 50 kids.
No, I have about 120.
That's embarrassing.
Nine parents showed up.
That's that there's there's one to two things going on.
Okay, hold on.
You're a horrible teacher or they trust her implicitly or or the parents are suck.
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to pose this to you both because I know how often Jeff went to meet the teacher.
Okay, go as a high school student.
Did you go to any of your children's meet the teacher night as a student?
I didn't have any children when your kids were in school.
I went to almost all of them.
Why don't you give us a minute?
We'll talk about it.
No, I didn't at all.
Not once.
I had a no I went to all of them.
I was in high school.
All right.
The answer is no, we did.
No, actually in high school, I went to all of them in grade school, middle school, and
I went to one.
I went to two in high school, one for each child.
Right.
And I'm going to, you know, I don't think I went to them in high school because I thought
there's a certain point where you kind of trust your kid sink or swim, bitch.
Well, I was just going to say I talked to your producer and he said, no, you never went
to school.
He would be the authority on this.
Yeah, he would be the authority.
He would not be the authority.
I practically was at the school all the time with his band practice.
I tell you, I tell you what I used to go through when I was, this was actually through high
school, not through high school, but through grade school and middle school.
The parent teacher, I guess was a parent teacher conference, which we used to do through middle
school, I think.
Correct.
And they would sit down and they'd pull out your progress report and some work and they
would talk about how you're performing in class.
And I always hated that because my penmanship sucks.
It still does today.
I print everything now.
This is what they used to teach cursive.
This was when you were a child.
That's when I was in middle school.
Not when your children.
Right.
They teach them how to print backs now.
You had chalk.
Yeah.
And a little chalkboard.
And a blackboard.
I always hated the, we used to call it LA language arts.
What do they have now?
Do they have?
White boards.
They have, they don't have chalkboards anymore?
Nope.
That's weak.
It's a bad for the environment.
Is it because they were dark colored and they went to the white?
And you put white on top?
Wow, that's racist.
I never thought of it like that.
Because the white board erases better than a chalkboard does.
Yeah.
But it's chemical.
And you're making your marker too, some of these alleged dry erase markers have some
residual that stick around.
They do.
All red ones.
It doesn't matter what brand, the red.
So do you have a concoction of solution that you put on there?
I would still think if you're like in math and you're doing a big long.
If you're doing a big long formula.
I would think chalk would be the best with that.
Because you could just keep going.
And I don't know if it would turn out as well.
Especially if you're left handed.
Boy, you'd be fucked.
Okay, hold on.
I want to go back to the vodka.
Why would I waste vodka on my board?
When you lick the board.
When it means I could have consumed it.
You do a shot then lick it clean.
Yeah, you're taking, you're alternating between sniffing the marker and drinking the board
cleaner.
Right.
Well, if I were going to drink something and then lick something at school, I would have
the tequila shot.
Let's stop right there.
You have the right to plead.
The tequila shot and the desktop.
Your school night, meet the parents.
It was a total failure.
Meet the teacher.
They didn't show up.
I was pleased.
Which is a trend.
Which is a trend that I didn't know.
I followed.
This is not a main campus either.
I was going to say you're also, yeah, you're part of a program where these are special
electives.
Yes.
So yeah, I could see that.
I'm thrilled with my, however many I got.
Special, but not as in retarded special.
It's more like just electives.
God, I hate that word.
The kids want to be there.
I don't care.
Just telling you I hate that word.
Kids want to be there.
You know, a lot of people hate that word actually.
That's because.
It's a harsh word.
It is a harsh word.
It's not really.
I mean, it is a clinical diagnosis, but it's just it's a harsh word.
It's it is.
You know what?
People got that way because they just got woke, you know, and then it became accepted
and then people kind of like, you know, you get you get trained not to use it.
But in the reality, it's like calling someone a midget.
Do they really get mad at being called a midget?
I don't know.
They do not.
Well, it's the give a fuck.
It's the white elites that get offended for everybody.
Yeah, that's what it is.
I refuse to conform.
How many so how many little people friends do you have that you've ever posed that question?
I had one.
No, you did not.
That is true.
Why do you say that?
Really?
I had one.
I used to go to class every day.
Hey, how you doing, Bobby?
I toss all his hair and then I'd be like, hey, I just walk on.
How you doing?
You crazy little midget.
Would you throw it?
Do you throw that to him?
Man, look, there are midgets all over the place.
They're just as you know, they have the same brain.
It's a game.
It's midget tossing.
Who gives a shit?
That was in the 80s.
That was Mr. T.
Dwarf tossing.
Well, actually, it was midget tossing.
It was it was wrestling.
It was bar.
It was midget wrestling.
Midget wrestling.
But that midget tossing was part of a bouncer's competition.
They would have spring break special shows.
And one of them was a bouncer's competition.
And part of the bouncer's competition was to see how far they could throw a little perch,
a midget.
And that's so and that's what they call it.
Midget tossing.
In fact, Mr. T. won it.
I think that's true.
It does ring some bells.
You can't do that anymore.
I'll say no.
What do you toss?
Just yourself?
Humans that are really well taught.
It's a small person tossing.
Yeah, just like somebody that sounds somebody who knows in Mexico last year or two years
ago, whatever the last time I went down, I went to the 12 years, the Libre wrestling,
you know, the Mexican wrestler.
Not really.
Yeah.
Well, it was not called Nacho Libre.
But yes, they have the masks and he did have some nachos while he was there.
That reminds me of nachos down there.
It's not a Mexican food.
They have pork grinds.
Yes.
And the wrestlers, they had the midgets.
Hold on, not Mexican food?
No.
No, they're Texas food.
Really?
Tex-Mex.
I told you I was in Puerto Rico looking for queso, chips and queso.
And they're like, I just kept saying queso over and over and over again.
And they made fun of me.
Hurt my feelings.
They have chips and salsa?
No.
We make fun of you too.
They do not bring chips and salsa out to your table.
But you spoke English.
Interesting.
They didn't.
That's Tex-Mex.
Yeah, it's Tex-Mex.
Interesting.
But over there you get, you get, what do they call it?
Pork grinds?
They bring pork grinds out.
What do they call them in Spanish?
Cook?
Pork grains.
No.
Chicarones.
Yeah.
Paul, try not to roll your R's again.
It sounds like you're clearing your throat.
Every time you talk about that, the Nacho Ribe, it reminds me of Libre.
It reminds me of Jack Black.
Do you see that show where he works at the convent?
He's an idiot.
Every time he puts on his stretchy pants, I wear my stretchy pants today.
I make the soup every single day and it's so good.
So if you've been to any, if you've been to Mexico at all, like Cancun or anywhere, and
you go to those like millions of little stalls and shops that they have, they all sell, they
all sell those little wrestling masks.
Masks, yeah.
I got one.
So what is the-
We have one.
What's the story behind that?
Their characters.
Oh, I don't know what the story is, but they're all characters.
Just like the WWE has.
So it's their version of WWE.
Yeah, but I think it's been around a lot longer.
They wrestle with masks instead of-
So you have El Diablo, right?
And he's all red and he's got a devil head on or whatever.
But it's the same concept.
They run around and bounce off each other.
It's all fake.
Oh yeah, and they have the great entrance-
So they call El Diablo, is that offensive to Indians?
The devil?
Yeah, the red devil?
I don't know.
Well, you have to ask him.
Why don't you ask your little person friend?
Yes.
He's not an Indian.
Oh, sorry.
He's not a hunky.
I thought he was a little person Indian.
Do you mean Native American?
Diablet.
So you're saying, what do they call it?
Dot or feather?
You're a little devil.
A Diablet.
Oh, that's terrible.
Why is that terrible?
I mean, I get it, but that's terrible.
You know what?
People are so sensitive.
I missed it.
What did you say?
When you say dot or feather, I mean-
That is offensive.
How is that offensive?
People are too type of people.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
People are too tight nowadays.
They're Indian.
Which one?
Dot or feather?
Well, I said which one.
I know.
Well, you'd probably say Native American.
Well, I mean, if you say Black, then we say, well, which one?
I mean-
So what do you say?
You say Asian Indian and Native American Indian?
Yes.
Correct.
Oh, well, there you have it.
Solved.
Man, I nailed it.
Moving on.
Sean doesn't like that.
It's not as offensive.
You don't ever like to be told that something is not acceptable.
Because it's- here's the thing.
I am tired of walking in these little lines that people just decide to make because people's
feelings are hurt.
Oh, I agree.
I agree.
I don't think people's feelings are actually hurt.
That's exactly why I don't conform.
So they can take turns, line up, kissing my ass.
Wow.
I don't care.
All right.
So what's the first topic of tonight?
Well, we've been on 15 of them.
I'll tell you why.
Why don't we start with this fantastic- fantastic-
And my wife has drank all of my booze.
Oh, boy.
It smells caramely.
It is very.
It is caramely.
This is a-
So yummy.
This is a Woodford Reserve.
So this one is- it's different from any Woodford Reserve that we've ever had because it's a
blend of three.
It is a blend.
It's a master collection.
It's the-
That's right.
It's a hard one to find.
It's the master's collection and it's a blend of three.
And it's exactly in the range in which I like.
It's 118 proof.
I like anything above 115 to 125.
It used to be over 100.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, whatever.
I mean-
And it was not a cheap bottle.
It's an expensive bottle.
No, it was-
About 100-ish, right?
100, 405?
Yeah, well, that's right.
It was 103 bucks or something like that.
Yeah.
Four bucks, yeah.
It's very nice.
Well worth it.
It's one of these bourbons as most bourbons should be as it's a sipping one.
You pour yourself a nice pour and you just kind of savor it in the front of your palate
and it's sweeter up in the front.
There's some pepper.
There's some spiciness that hits you.
You got to be careful.
You don't want to be like Jeff and just throw it back and have it hit the back of your tongue
because it starts off the whole night as-
Yeah.
Oh, that didn't- no.
It's got to be-
It didn't hit the uvula.
You got to capture the front of it.
Did I miss something?
I'm finding a different experience here.
It burns the mouth, not the throat.
And I don't know why.
Yes.
That's very unusual.
Because it's alcohol.
I think it smells better than it tastes.
It smells-
We had a number of those.
Let me rephrase that.
It tastes good.
Right.
You smell it and you think, oh, there's going to be a little bit-
It's going to be amazing.
There's going to be a little sweetness to this bourbon, but you taste it and it's just
like-
It's a little frowny.
This one's peppery.
It is.
It's a little spicy.
Yeah.
Like I was sharing, you have to learn how to drink these drinks to be able to get the
most out of the drinks.
I think we're still trying to figure that out.
Well, I think this one really caught my eye because for the simple fact that you kind
of- I didn't even realize it until you brought it.
Well, the back of my throat, I was like, oh yeah, I forgot.
Your taste buds in your mouth detect certain tastes around it.
Even the front of it is where you get the most sweetness from.
So that's kind of where you want to keep it.
You want to keep it in the front part of your mouth.
And then when you're done, drop it down.
That's a Dudes Like Us moment.
I'm Sean.
Thank you.
It's all in technique.
It's the Sean technique.
Sean's technique.
Yeah.
There you go.
Anyway, it's good.
It's 118.4, as you mentioned.
It is a blend of three different ones.
Yeah.
They call it the Masters Keep Batch Proof.
I think batch proof may be a Woodford Reserve term.
They mention it's the same- It's their proprietary process of blending
barrels into a batch and then bottling the whiskey at its actual proof straight from
the barrel.
Right.
So they don't dumb it down, which is beautiful.
It's great.
Which means it's a very carefully selected blend, is what that means.
Because otherwise, when you're tinkering with it, you got some blends going on.
You're adding a little of this, a little of that, a little bit of water, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
They're just going straight from the barrels.
Perfect blend.
I hate to say this, but I am gravitating towards enjoying the C-Note bourbons, the bourbons
that have a tendency to be around $100 right now.
Yeah.
I mean, don't get me wrong, bourbons.
I don't want you to feel left out that are in the 30, 40, 50, 70, 80 range.
A lot of you guys are very enjoyable too.
However, since we started compiling our allowances together to purchase more expensive bottles,
we're starting to enjoy it, the more expensive bottles.
Their taste is fantastic.
Like, this one's great.
The one we had last week was great.
The country, the county- No, that was old well.
Pardon?
The county something?
King's County.
I mean, it was foul because it was strong.
Again, it's technique on how you're drinking it and-
Yeah, I was even stronger than this.
I think it was 125.
Yeah.
This is good.
The old weller, yeah, the old weller we had last week.
Oh my God.
That was a dream.
That was a 40- That's a $40 bottle.
$107?
Yeah, the 80, yeah.
Yeah, that is amazing.
That was only a $40 bottle.
I think it was 56.
But regardless, it wasn't $100.
So honestly, I'm going to have to- I mean, we've said for a while now that we're going
to cycle back through.
We've got 180 of them now.
So we're going to cycle back through and start paying attention and logging these things.
And I think we're going to find- this is just my take.
I think we're going to find that there was a lot of them that we enjoyed just as much
as these $100 bottles.
That's what I think is going to happen.
I think so.
I think so because there's a lot of good ones out there.
I hope so.
You know, Nose Mill, Rare Breathe.
Yeah, that's a dollar range.
Well, the only way- we bought four large- is it a gallon or multi-gallon?
Yeah, I brought those up.
It's a gallon.
So I need to stick them underneath.
So for our Infinity bottles, and the only way we're going to fill those is if we rummage
through the bottles.
So I'm going to propose that we, instead of doing two new ones a week, that we do a fresh
one and then we- Recycle.
Rehab another one.
Alright, so we'll grab one on the way down today because we have one more new one.
We'll save that for next week.
My inner model is like, not tonight.
So are we just going to grab one randomly off the shelf?
Yeah, just go out there and one of us- Whoever it is, Sean, you pick it.
You go out there and on the way down.
Okay, I'll pick it.
I'll pick it.
We'll do the thing- You'll pick something gross.
We'll do the thing where you have to put your forehead on a bat and you run around in circles.
I'm going to pick the one I want.
And then we'll push you over to the- And look, here's the thing.
Just head through the glass.
We pick the one we want, okay?
I'll tell you what.
And then it knocks over the whole cabinet.
Are you sure you want to start with me tonight?
I think it's a bad idea.
My idea was bad.
We just wanted you to get there.
I don't care who's first.
Well, because I'm going to pick the one I want.
I don't want to spin a roulette wheel and-
Well, yeah, go out there with whatever one you want.
The next week- If you have to close your eyes.
The next week, Paula will pick one.
The next week, I'll pick it.
There we go.
Yeah, speaking of pick it, man, we had- This weekend was my dad's 80th birthday.
Oh, yeah.
And we- First of all, I want to say-
It was fun.
I want to say thank you guys for coming out.
That was a lot of fun.
We had great food and we played the trivia game, which was fun.
Which the men dominated that, I believe.
Well, you know- No, you did not dominate the game.
We did dominate the game.
That's not surprising to me.
I wasn't there, but I could have told you that happened.
We were winning- Five pies to one.
We were winning- Oh, my God.
Until Jeff started drinking.
They had a commanding lead.
Five to one.
And then Jeff started drinking.
Oh, when he drinks, he becomes like a mastermind.
They were having questions like, what is the color of a red candy apple?
It's brown, isn't it?
Red caramel apple, yes.
Yes, it is, actually.
Oh, good.
You would have gotten it right.
You would have gotten it wrong.
Well, you know what?
So here's the thing.
They just got a bunch of easy ones.
That's really the bottom line.
You know what?
Who cares though?
Because the reality of it is- Jeff started drinking and started pulling
the shit out of his ass.
Pardon my English.
No, well, you guys started asking questions that we knew.
Yeah, there were a bunch that we did not know.
Especially if you study all the cards, which ones you remember.
Yeah, well, you know Jeff.
He was there all night, just kind of like- I had it memorized.
Yeah, he had that look on his face with the bandana.
Did you buy- after that game, did you buy-
Yeah, they came in.
Oh, did they?
Yeah, I forgot all about it.
Jeff was like, we need to buy some more.
He sent me a leak and I was like, tick, tick, tick, bye.
And it showed up because I was like, what the hell is this?
And what is it?
The 80s?
I'm sorry, the 2000s?
2010?
Well, it's decades.
No, it's 80s, 90s, 2000, and 2000.
I think it's four decks.
Is that what you played with?
No, that's- they're brand new.
And we said deck, not deck.
Easy.
What is that what you play with?
No.
Did you play with it?
No, no, hold on.
Sorry.
So you play with the original cards?
Yes, the other night we did.
No, because there was a Taylor Swift question.
Well, she was alive back in the late 90s, wasn't she?
When did she come on the scene?
The original Trivial Suit from like from the 70s or 80s.
Well, I mean, whatever.
This one is an older board game.
I don't know when this original board game came out, but it doesn't matter because we
have- we needed more cards.
Well, you play it 20 times, you're going to get through the questions.
Right.
I think that-
I just remember every time we ever played, every time we ever played as kids, and I'm
talking about the original game with the original cards, I mean, it's freaking impossible, especially
the brown and the pink.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like nobody knew the answers to anything.
You might know one that was sports, but when you did get sports, it was about horse racing
or some crap like that.
Golf.
You're like, golf or horse racing or car racing, and you're like, okay, pass.
Yeah, it was the number one backyard dart thrower.
Right.
In the year 1922.
Well, there were two racing ones, two or three racing ones.
This-
Oh yeah, a female NASCAR racer.
Yeah, she goes, who is, I don't remember her name, Lindsay James, and what is she famous
for?
Hmm.
No, she was a NASCAR.
She was a NASCAR driver.
No, her name was the answer.
She was the anchor in the rowboat.
Rowboating in the Olympics, 2020.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I didn't like playing that game.
I would much rather play a different board game because it just-
Oh, I like Trivial Pursuit.
I like Trivial Pursuit.
I also enjoy the Pictionary.
You know, Pictionary's a lot of fun.
I like Pictionary.
That's fun.
Everybody can draw stuff, and then you can make fun of people who can't.
What is it that we-
Trivial Pursuit was released in 1981.
There we go, I nailed it.
1979.
It was released-
It was created.
81.
It was created.
Yeah, it was created in 1989.
It was released.
By Chris Haney.
Doesn't matter.
81.
A photo editor of Montreal's The Gazette and Scott Abbott's a sports editor of the Canadian
Press.
After finding pieces of their Scrabble game missing, they decided to create their own
game.
The Fucadie.
It was kind of cool.
The Fucadie.
I like the game.
I enjoyed it.
I don't know what it's called.
It was fun.
It added a great- I'll tell you what, the last time my dad came over, he had a really
good time playing trivia.
He got pretty lit the other night.
Your dad did?
Yeah, my dad got more than lit.
Well, you sent a picture of his hat.
My dad got spanked.
He drank a lot of wine.
He was just like, he said, I just didn't realize how drunk I was until I got up.
Until you stand up.
He said, he says, I felt fine sitting there.
I was like a little tipsy.
Then I got up and I was like, holy shit.
That's how it happens.
I said, dad.
So you had to help him to the car?
They had to drive him home.
We had to send a posse over there.
My dad weighs 300 pounds.
We had to send people over there.
Who drove him home?
You drove him home?
My mom drove home, which is a story in itself.
Thank God they made it.
And then Austin, our producer, followed him along with my daughter's roommate, Alex.
And they drove down there in the van and they pulled out my dad and got him back in the
house.
And then I got a phone call from my mom.
Oh, that's why they follow him because they knew they were going to need to help him get
in the house.
Yeah, because they had to get him to the house.
And then my mom calls me about 15 minutes later.
He got up to the bathroom and fell down and cut himself.
Oh, no.
I was like, God.
Oh, my goodness.
So I called him the next day.
Just let him urinate in the bed next time.
Lord have mercy.
Well, you know what?
I just want to say thanks because, you know, all my kids, which are usually undependable,
we're all dependable.
They all chimed in and worked and they were there as a family.
I thought it was pretty cool.
And Preston FaceTimed so he could wish him a happy birthday.
Well, he's saying happy birthday.
I like that.
He was mute that, wasn't he?
I didn't see the video.
I didn't either.
I heard hi JD.
So I somehow doubt he was naked.
He's probably shirtless, though.
JD's not even living there.
He was down for the weekend.
Oh, OK.
Wow.
Interesting.
Already.
Yeah, apparently his favorite drink is Bush Apple, which I didn't even know was a thing.
Oh, Bush Apple.
Bush Beer and Apple Jack?
It's Bush Beer and it's called Bush Apple.
Bush Mills?
No, it's not Bush Mills.
So it's flavor and beer?
No, no, no.
It's a mix of beer and apple.
That sounds like a seltzer, right?
I don't know.
I've got a red box.
Apple whiskey.
Steven got it for him.
That sounds like diarrhea waiting to happen.
Austin, can you pull that up for us?
Bush Apple?
Bush Apple.
Oh, maybe he shouldn't.
Who knows what we're going to get.
And for the Bush.
He's spelling it correct.
And for the mountain.
I don't have any of those.
A Bush Light.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, OK.
So it is a made beer.
It's a cider.
Oh, look at you in the lisp.
Boy.
Stepping out of the closet.
Write that down.
Put a little fireball in it.
I think that's the first I ever heard you lisp.
That's the first time I heard the lisp.
I'm going to take that word.
It was actually excellently done.
Put a little fireball in there and it's Angry Balls.
That was really, really good.
I'm still taken away by Jeff, but that's all right.
So add a little fireball in there.
That's probably a great drink, right?
It's called Angry Balls.
Yeah, I'll pick some of that up this week.
So put a blue curacao on there and they're called some Angry Blue Balls.
There you go.
You know, the blue curacao you put on there?
Angry Blue Balls.
Why would that be angry?
Well, if your balls are blue, I'd be angry.
Well, that would be angry, yes.
Is that based on, I guess, Angry Orchard?
Angry Orchard, yeah.
Yeah, my wife went through a phase of drinking Angry Orchard
because it was, what, gluten-free ciders, right?
Yeah, it's a cider.
But they're so sweet.
They had too much sugar in it.
I can't do it.
Yeah, they're highly caloric.
Wow, that bourbon is...
I pulled that one back a little too hard.
You got to remember, this is sipping bourbon.
Did it slam the back of your throat?
It did.
It was a big old...
You know the taste buds are at the front of your mouth, Sean.
So the way you're supposed to drink it is, you know...
You slap it with your tongue like a dog.
Well, the thing is, I was thirsty.
I was thirsty and I was thinking, I was picking it up.
I've got like three drinks in front of me.
I've got a bottle of water, a beer, and a bearded butchered...
What is that called?
Cousy?
Cousy.
Bearded butchered cousy?
What is that?
What are we drinking?
Are there any more beers up here?
Do what?
Are there any more beers up here?
No, you drank all of it.
Okay.
Yeah, what's up with that?
So you plop in unannounced and drink all of his alcohol.
All of his bourbon and all of his beer.
I have not had all of his bourbon yet.
Well, had Jeff not given away the dudes like us refrigerator,
we probably would have some cold beer.
The one that was up here is gone?
Yes.
Steven has it.
Yes, the one that y'all haven't used at all.
Well, we haven't had an opportunity.
Right around the corner from using it.
We were in the developing stages of preparing our green room.
Yes, we'll probably get another one.
We need to go hit some estate sales.
We do need to hit some estate sales.
You should probably hit them early on a Friday morning
and not late on a Saturday afternoon.
Swing by, look for some unicorns.
That silly thing called work gets in the way.
And then, yeah.
Take a day off.
Yeah, I have this Thursday and Friday off so we can go.
You have Thursday and Friday off?
Yes, I took it off.
Golly.
He has vacation to burn.
Oh, that's right.
Because he didn't spend any of the summer with me.
Yeah.
Well, that's because you were under the weather.
I mean, you were riddled with surgeries and stuff.
Yeah, you had surgeries and all sorts of stuff.
I mean, shit, I haven't seen you without some sort of
ailment going on.
Not like you could go mountain climbing and water skiing
and parachuting and all the things that you guys normally do.
Yeah.
Sure we could have.
With your bum knee.
My knee is not bummed.
I had surgery in March.
Well, yeah, it's feeling good now.
Hold on.
We went on vacation in May.
I'm still hearing Jeff Lisp.
I just played it back in my mind.
It was that well done, huh?
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It was just unexpected.
Yeah.
Some of our listeners out there are really aroused.
She doesn't call in sick.
Why would she call in sick?
Because she's going to get shit faced.
Not going to get shit faced.
It's 118 proof.
Little ladies just aren't used to it.
And you have not had dinner yet.
I've not even had, yeah, I had two pieces of pizza,
and I haven't even had an ounce of it.
I think I'm OK.
So my dad's birthday party, they had set up, there was,
I made a brisket, there was a German, Tera made salmon.
There were salmon chunks.
The salmon was good.
Don't get me wrong.
I had a piece of salmon.
It was good.
It was tasty.
The thing about it is she wrapped it up in foil.
It was just a little hard to manage from a consumer's point.
And of course, you don't eat salmon, but if you were,
you would have enjoyed it.
I mean, I ate it.
It was good.
Peeled the skin off.
This was Tera made this or something?
Yeah.
The salmon.
Tera likes salmon a lot.
We eat salmon a lot.
So there was salmon, potato salad.
The girls made a lot of cabbage.
Oh, the cabbage was good.
There was red cabbage and green cabbage.
That came back and bit me the next morning.
Oh, boy.
It didn't bite me.
My BM was very forceful.
Oh, wow.
He wasn't gassy, though.
No, it was all just...
Have you ever...
There was a cork.
Why do we keep heading back to that?
I don't know.
Sean wanted to talk about your best poops earlier today.
So anyways, then dessert came by, and we had some chocolate cake
and some other stuff going on.
It's funny.
What is it called?
Napoleon?
What is the different color?
Neapolitan.
Neapolitan sherbert.
Not the sherbert, but the cake.
That was not Neapolitan, but it had vanilla and chocolate layers.
Yeah, what is that called?
Anyways, we had that.
It had layers of...
Ice cream and...
It wasn't ice cream.
It was like two days later, my daughter, Madeline, she had a piece.
She had hit it from somewhere, and she put it on the island
and then put a fork there and...
Oh, no.
Kind of like, hey, here, you go eat it.
And walked away?
Oh, she gave it to you?
And she had turned around, and I ate the cake, like in seconds.
And she turned back around with the fork.
You didn't even have a fork.
She was going to share it.
You just picked it up and ate it.
She was going to share it with you.
Yeah, she was going to share it with me.
And then I ate the whole fucking thing before.
And then...
The look on her face, I'm sure, was priceless.
The thing is, is because I've been fasting during the day,
and so this was right around the time where I'm allowed to eat,
so I was just like, score, and I'm so hungry.
I was just like, gone.
I mean, it was just a funny moment.
Anyways, we had that Black Forest chocolate cherry cake.
We had a few pieces in there.
She didn't know, so I pulled one out and gave it to her.
It was a success.
I want to say thanks for you guys for coming.
Paul was busy.
He had some Tier 1 stuff going on.
No, not Tier 1.
Just had made plans because I didn't know that it was anything other than an intimate family event.
I'm not going to beat you up on it.
What's interesting is they hung up a big poster that said,
you know, in the year 1942, it had the top five hits,
the price of the top five things.
And it had...
Other people born in this year.
Other people born in 1942.
That's very cool.
So number one, Muhammad Ali.
No kidding.
Number two, Joe Biden.
And the party took a dark turn, huh?
Yeah, things got really crappy after that.
Son of a bitch, I didn't even know.
I knew it, but I didn't want to accept it.
And there it is in print.
You got them all round up, huh?
I told Jeff to take a picture of it and send it to his dad since he celebrated his 80th earlier this year.
Nice.
I got my dad a cool t-shirt.
It said 1942, awesome year, something like that, August.
80 years.
Well, you know what? I mean, shit.
God, it's not that far.
We can all hope that we're in the same condition as your dad when we're 80.
Yeah, but he's not, you know...
You mean drunk?
He did get silly. He got drunk.
He had a fun time.
Yeah, he did. And that was what was cool.
That is great. Absolutely great.
And, you know, it was one of those moments where it was just everything worked out.
You know, it was just, you know, usually at my house, there's something that fucks it up.
Something happens and nothing happened.
So it was awesome.
Nice. That's good.
Why'd you point your finger at me?
Because you're the reason why it usually gets messed up.
No, it's not.
Shad usually farts.
And it relieves.
Yeah, or throws a stink bomb.
Oh, but...
Oh, wait.
It was you farting. You'd step back from the conversation.
Well, at least he did that. That's a first.
That's true.
And your sister called you on it. Not even your wife or your kids. Your sister called you on it.
Sometimes you got to fart, you know.
If you don't fart, it's going to give you a tummy ache.
You know, I just, you know, I have my moments. I tried to point that.
Dude, you were talking to Jeff. You could have just farted.
She blames me.
But it is you. You rubbed off on me because you just, you fart wherever you're at.
You do not care. And your wife doesn't get mad like my wife.
That's not true.
Let me tell you how when we left on the car ride home and as we were getting...
He handheld it.
...as we were getting ready for bed.
She was like, of course you know, this means war.
She could battle, kid.
She Dutch ovens you at night.
She Dutch ovens you.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
Honey, don't do it. Honey, don't do it.
No, mine are just silent and deadly.
That's why she can blame me.
That's when the dog is all...
Usually I start to giggle and that's when he knows he's in trouble.
She's like, ooh, that had a little heat.
Oh, that burned on the way out.
Oh, boy.
And you're like, what? Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
All right.
That kind of reminds me...
Dude's like this moment we had... I'm sorry.
I was going to say that kind of reminds me. You're like, in the moment...
I worked at IBM long, long, long ago.
Irritable bowel movement. What?
No, and IBM, the international business machines.
Those are the computers of the 80s.
Yes.
They're still around.
I worked there.
I think they're printers now.
I had called a manager up in Chicago because I needed to get somebody scheduled to go do some work.
And he's just talking to me, socializing.
And we're talking, we're maybe 10 minutes in the conversation.
And I've got a new hire sitting with me because he's training.
And I hear this noise.
And he goes, well, I guess you know where I am now.
And then the echo of where he was actually sunk in.
Oh, no.
He had flushed the toilet.
Oh, come on.
And I turned and I looked at the person on the phone with me.
And we're like, right.
And it was we hung out.
You just don't do that.
We hung out.
No.
And he's and they were like, you handled that so well.
Well, I'm like Jeffrey Tubin it.
I don't know what that means.
So I don't mean.
Well, that's the guy from CNN that was masturbating on the phone call.
The work is zoom call.
He finally and he took a leave of absence, he finally he came back and then they let him go.
He was tired.
I think it was CNN is starting to clear house.
It was too much to kind of deal with, I think.
Or maybe they just clearing house.
They put him back.
He was he was he was grounded for like six months.
He's back, but he's gone now.
Again, the same with Stelter.
Stelter got canned.
Yeah, he got canned.
Good, good riddance.
And I think I think Don Lamon is.
He's next.
I hope he survived that the gay guy sexual assault claim.
Well, that's what when you had different leadership at CNN, the guy in there now.
There was a guy that was claiming that he, you know, sexually assaulted him.
Yeah, a guy because he's gay.
Whatever.
I'm so sick of this stuff.
I know it.
You know what?
I don't even care.
I just want the fucking news.
Bring back the Darth Vader voice, but when we were attacking in Iraq, that was when CNN
was almost reasonably responsible with the news.
Bernard Shaw and John Holliman and, you know, something wolf.
Wolf Blitzer.
He kind of got totally woke.
You got to kind of miss the days of Walter Cronkite.
Yeah, maybe, you know, that was the news.
But the thing is, is you believe those guys because those were your grandpa.
Those were the authority of wisdom.
You know, where they would sit there and then when they had it, you totally trusted them.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Rather, Tom Brokaw.
Absolutely.
Well, both of them ruined their careers.
They did.
Dan Rather pushed a fake story.
Yeah, he lied.
Yeah.
About George Bush.
Yeah, and got totally.
Yeah.
Who were some of the.
Who were some of the other big time.
Well, Tom Brokaw did.
He got canned as well.
Who was the guy that.
Peter Jennings.
Peter Jennings did as well.
Yeah.
Who were some of the Good Morning America people?
Because in the beginning.
Matt Lauer.
Uh-huh.
Another one.
You trusted.
He was a serial.
You trusted until it all came out.
You're like, wow.
Yeah.
He got busted for sexual assault.
He was a rapist.
I mean, yeah, there's something.
George Stepanopoulos.
He had a button that locked the door of his office and the women couldn't get out.
Yeah.
That's hot.
That was.
Wow.
John's like, no, I'm going to.
Noted.
I'm building that.
Nice.
Anyway.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, that was a different.
That was different.
Yeah.
We don't have that.
Roger Mudd, which is before.
Same time as Cronkite, I think.
But that's back in the 60s.
Yeah.
Barbara Walters.
And while he had Sam Donaldson, Larry King, Mike Wallace and Connie Chung.
Remember Connie?
Do we remember Connie Chung?
She was married to Maury Povich.
Maury Povich.
He had his own.
What is it called?
Daytime talk show.
Yeah.
Those were some old school.
Three o'clock hour.
Those were some old school anchors.
It seems like all the ones today are getting canned because they're not doing a good job.
You know, I mean, Dan Rather stumbled off.
All these ones that were good stumbled and fell and ruined their career.
Their legacy.
And the ones today are.
Just don't even have a.
They don't even have a legacy.
They don't have the believability, the trust like Joe Scarborough.
Everybody. Yeah. Everybody is a partisan hack now on both sides.
Well, it is.
I mean, I like Hannity, but when we watch him, we're like, come on.
We're like, come on, man.
Sean Hannity?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
He's just he's just too.
But he but he tells himself as an opinion speaker.
He doesn't classify his show as news as news.
It's an opinion show.
Yeah.
And you know that.
All the shows.
That's when things fell apart.
It was editorial.
But CNN and MSNBC market themselves as news.
That's not.
It's not news.
When you have the opinion shows on at Fox, at least they tell you that.
All right.
The new shows are like Brett Baier or Bear, however you say his name.
Bear. You know, he tells the news.
He doesn't tell his opinions.
Right.
At least don't like some of the other shows.
I remember when they had headline news and you would go there and it was nothing but headline news.
But then they shit canned all of that kind of stuff.
And it's all opinions, opinions.
Well, sixty minutes started off like that.
It's all pundits.
When sixty minutes came on, there was that was what news was.
And now sixty minutes is it's wokeism.
I always thought of sixty minutes as skewed.
I never thought it was.
You had a trust issue with them.
I did.
Really interesting.
And I don't know why.
Potentially my father.
But you know, we won't talk about that.
Yeah.
Your dad used to beat you.
During during the show.
No, no.
He's like sixty minutes on.
I mean, you get sixty minutes of a beating.
I don't I don't.
You know, for the sixty minutes, I mean, the original one came out like in nineteen sixty eight.
He had Leslie Stahl, Scott Pelley, Bill Whitaker and John Dickerson that first started off.
And at the very end, they had the guy that with the mustache and the curly black hair.
And he would always come up with something kind of funny, you know, kind of a.
Art Rooney. Was that his name?
Rooney. Remember the old guy at the end who would always have a little commentator.
He would have something.
Justin Rooney.
He would compare like a product or something kind of happy or and that's, you know,
I'm Al Rooney.
Al Rooney. Yeah, something Rooney where he would he would just be like a five minute commentary.
Right.
On some thing that was going on.
And the guy that replaced him sort of Andrew Rooney, Andrew Rooney, Andrew Rooney.
And then the guy that replaced him in that sort of role.
And I don't know if that was twenty twenty or sixty minutes.
He also had a mustache and he was like, tell it like it is.
I mean, he would slam slam big business or slam, you know, something.
I don't know who I'm talking about.
No, I don't watch sixty minutes.
I watched it. If there was a story on there that was going to interest me, I would watch it.
But I am not religious at all on sixty minutes.
He had a very investigative report type of John Stossel.
That's it. Maybe it. Yes.
He had the mustache. Yes. Yes.
That's the guy I'm thinking of.
Yeah, John Stossel.
I'm thinking of it was very black and white kind of investigative reporting.
They've got a quote here about the end.
He says, Andy Rooney, a cranky voice of CBS dies at 92 cranky cranky voice of CBS dies at 92.
92 or in 92 at 92 dies at 92.
That was like November 6th, 2011.
So I guess that's when he died over my fifth.
We're still talking about it.
That was 11 years ago.
Yeah. Well, you know, he he was good.
I enjoyed listening to him because he just brought up a bunch of interesting stuff.
Yeah.
I never really thought of I guess now that Julie mentioned it, it may been tilted a little bit or skewed.
I never. You know, that's just it back then.
You didn't think of it. You just hope that they were just talking the news.
You trusted the news. Yeah.
Nowadays, you can't trust.
That's what I think now is like, well, did Walter Cronkite skew it? It just wasn't known.
Right. Right. Because it was Walter Cronkite and one or two other people.
That was it. It's like the only news you can trust now.
The number one news that you can trust all the time is the Weather Channel.
And they have no idea what they're talking about.
They're wrong 50 percent of the time. Wrong half the time.
But it's just like it's not going to rain today.
And you're looking out your window and people have more respect for the Weather Channel than they do of any of the other ones.
It's ridiculous. Yeah.
Now, it's not talking climate change.
Climate change is another ridiculous thing that they keep bringing up.
You know, they're everything we everything we are going to some crazy things right now.
There was a news story I didn't turn it up with me and bring it.
I wish I would have. It's the Hoover Dam as Lake Mead like that feeds into the Hoover Dam.
It's it's getting low. It is dangerously low.
It is a hundred and fifty feet low.
And haven't they found like four bodies so far?
Yeah, they're finding a bunch of bodies. Yeah.
One was in a barrel. One was wrapped in plastic with rocks on it.
I mean, all the people that like disappear and get thrown into lakes, they're finding them.
I shouldn't be laughing. Why am I laughing? Yeah, that was odd.
It was my brother. It wasn't like an uncomfortable laugh. It was kind of like you enjoyed it.
Yeah, no, I don't. Kind of like maybe you participated.
No, definitely not.
Yeah, they're just just like when we had the drought, you know, five, six years ago, and they're done at Lake Travis.
You'd see these lake beds dry up. There's cars.
They just had a report in Texas of finding a dinosaur footprints, you know, in the limestone that had been underwater for ever.
Yeah. And now I think that's pretty good. I don't know where that's at.
Well, they're also solving dinosaur footprints.
They're also solving missing persons things, you know, they found a car with skeletons in it.
And they're like, oh, my God, that's where they were. They they're missing. Right.
And they drove into the lake. How does that happen?
How do you drive into a lake? I guess it's purposeful sometimes.
Yeah. I mean, some other times it could be suicide.
Yeah. Sometimes it could be.
I would imagine most of the time it's a moment when you're drunk and you you kill your secretary because you're too drunk to drive.
That's just chapiquitic.
So yeah, I guess it all depends on the circumstances. Right.
I mean, I guess you could be on a bridge and you swerve off and you go through the guardrail and into the lake.
But then they would see the big gap in the guardrail. Right.
And they would go up in there and then they would be like, OK, let's send divers into the lake.
But otherwise, it's is it most of the time suicide is just weird.
Well, I think it's murder as well because they just found that teenager who was missing from California and the scuba divers were in a lake and they found a car and she was in it.
And they're thinking that someone put her in it and she was dead before.
I don't know. They've been searching for her for a couple of weeks.
Yeah, I know. And they found her.
Oh, that's right. It was. Oh, that's where the police were like.
They didn't want to investigate it.
They were like, no, we searched the whole lake all the way over there.
We went up and down. There's no reason to go in that lake and look.
And these people are like, no, we're going to go do it anyways.
They're like, well, here's our paperwork. You can take over. We're done. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid.
There's no reason why you need to be going to that lake and look because we've already looked.
All right. That's that was the mentality they gave the people.
And it was it was crazy because they have my TV talking like that.
And so they wouldn't have to take this. They took the last ping that was on the phone.
Right. They went out exactly where that ping was at the J.P.S.
They put the equipment right out there and boom, the car was right below.
That's so ridiculous. 20 minutes out there.
Boom. They found it. And the police just kind of backpedaled through the whole thing.
They were like, sorry. You know, there's there are programs that we need to clearly work on when it comes to being thorough on this.
You think they finally lose their Hick accent?
Yeah. So that's severe drought.
I was talking about in Texas, you know, it revealed what they're saying to be a hundred and thirteen million year old dinosaur tracks.
Yeah. And the dinosaur Valley State Park.
Well, thank God for drought. Yeah. But can you I mean, it's hard to fathom a hundred and thirteen million years.
Yeah. Or somebody with a bit. It would still be there.
But well, I mean, actually, I don't know.
Well, it surprises me that it's not full of silt and just has been full of just shit that's fallen into it, that it's actually empty.
You know, there are they are coming out with fake.
Yeah, I don't I wouldn't say it's fake.
But what I will say is I think that there are a lot of discoveries that they're finding out
where they find newer products from like the 19th century and the 18th century that are obviously manmade
and obviously made from that time era that are stuck inside of igneous rock or some sort of limestone,
which technically should have taken a million years to form.
But how else could it have been in the rock unless it was formed within that time frame?
Yeah. So it is possible.
It's not clear on how it could be how it's done, but it is possible.
The old spark plug in a is it a spark plug?
It looks more like an XLR cable end is in the side of a rock, a three pronged electrical kind of thing.
It's very interesting. They still don't know what that is.
They found that in the rock from one hundred and thirteen million years ago.
Well, that's what they're claiming.
I mean, they have the there's a Texas hammer that was supposedly supposed to be 50 million years old.
They were found that some dude was walking on his property in the middle of Texas and picked up this rock.
And there was a stick, there was a handle sticking out of it.
It kind of looks like a hammer.
And, you know, he started looking at a little bit clear and it sure it surely was.
It was a craftsman. It's I want to say it's a London hammer.
They call it, but it's from, you know, it's a London hammer.
I think it's called the London hammer.
It's from Texas where they found it.
I thought it was called Jim Adler.
Jim Adler, the Texas hammer.
Oh, good one. Thank you.
Here's what was interesting about the hammer, because that the iron that was in the head of the hammer was more pure than any other iron that we get anywhere.
It's more pure than any iron that we can find on the planet because it was from a foreign planet.
No, no, no. They're not insinuating that it's not from the process was different back then or from Houston or from or the where they got it.
It was just more pure meteorite.
Well, whatever it is, just they can't find a more pure iron.
And there's a there's a couple of artifacts like in Cambodia where they have some of these temples.
There's one temple where they have an iron pole where it comes out.
It's like 30 foot tall and it's about eight inches in diameter.
And they're like, well, what is the story behind this pole?
Well, it's been there for thousands of years.
We have no idea. It's iron.
And they're like, well, it's it's made of the same pure iron.
It's a pole for the aliens back in the alien stripping pole.
Yeah, very nice.
All right. I hit my mark. I'm out.
I got to go find some food.
Well, thanks for joining us. That was fun.
I'll come again another week.
OK, sounds good.
You probably need to bring your husband another beer.
And yes, that you drink everything he has right now.
It's almost time for break.
You can. Can you make it?
Can you make it to break?
I can. I'll be poor me a little bit more.
You've got thirty five minutes.
Yeah, I'll get another.
I'm going to go pour some more bourbon.
I'll get it. I'll get a nice.
I'll get it. Maybe not that one.
It'll go get a little less potent stout.
I think no, I'm good. We're all good.
Is this what you is this your late night TV watching the mysteries, alien conspiracies?
Well, there's nothing. We need history.
Where do you there's nothing alien about that hammer that's real?
Where do you get this?
And there's nothing alien about that, the the poll in India.
I get it. I get it. But where do you get this stuff?
You get you watch Discovery Channel.
Well, he gets it. He watches that shit.
He watches that shit. I watch stuff about meat and you watch stuff about TDI diesels.
No, I really don't.
I watch I watch. I enjoy watching some YouTube channels.
Austin, Mr. Producer, can you pull up YouTube and type in Provene P R O V E E N?
And it's so interesting.
Our TV watching habits are so or I guess our content watching habits are so different.
I watch I watch Amazon and I watch Netflix and I hardly ever watch regular TV, live TV.
No major networks.
No, right. Any of these live networks or have a bunch of crap on them these days.
Well, and I don't watch I don't watch YouTube shows.
I don't watch any of that stuff.
I watch the ancient technology one go down right there.
Just click it. I want you to hear this guy's voice.
I listen to him all the time.
He is fantastic. He's Indian.
Well, yeah, he's daughter feather.
We're going to look at an ancient Hindu.
Why does he sound like that? That's his voice.
I think he takes helium.
We know about him as well.
That is the oddest voice I've ever heard.
But just they're showing statues with three heads and holding various weapons.
No, that's a camera.
Explanation we get, but that's pure nonsense.
If he has multiple heads, then how come the center head looks older while the other two heads?
It's very interesting.
I don't want to be so dead to this, but it's not a weapon.
This is the type of stuff I love.
I really enjoy watching stuff.
Now, who is this visual?
So how does he get his information?
Does he just make this up?
He's been studying it for I mean, he's probably 60, 50 years old there.
He's an older guy and he lives by himself.
He's kind of a monk and he's he's standing in front of a blackboard.
Well, for this one, he's also a professor.
And so he studies it.
That's all he does is he travels all over.
He's been on ancient aliens story when they talk about the history of Indian culture and Cambodian culture.
And you know, because he's a master at it.
He knows all about it.
He travels to all these different temples.
And I just I find it fascinating.
Even it's fascinating is the architecture that they had back there that they've abandoned.
I mean, when I say they abandoned, it's there.
It's covered with dirt and people are just walking on it and destroying it.
It's beautiful.
I mean, the the Arne carvings they put in there is so precise and perfect.
It's it's incredible.
You can't you can't you can't figure out how they didn't even know how they did it.
Yeah, how they pulled it off.
Yeah, the engineering the engineering shouldn't have been there at that.
It's like Machu Picchu. You ever talked to you ever heard about Machu Picchu?
Exactly. The stones are like perfectly cut.
Yes, they weigh a frickin.
It's just like the how the hell did they get up that mountain?
Well, one of the things that he shows is there's a temple of of music.
And I call it temple of music.
It's not called that. It's called something else.
But when you go there, they have the these large columns and all the columns are uniform in size and height.
And they're large. And when you can bang on them, they each make a different tone and they make it like E, E flat, F, E sharp, F and so forth.
You you knock on them, they make different noises.
I mean, that's amazing. They have on the ceiling, they have a collection of nine different shapes.
So do you know how you get like a bass subwoofer and you were to put like a piece of white paper over it and you sprinkle pepper on it and you expose it to a frequency and it makes a design?
Yes. All right. That's a two dimensional design.
All right. They have a way where they can actually do a 3D representation of that.
Well, the 3D representation of like whatever, F or G is what's on the ceiling in that temple.
And you got to ask yourself, how in the hell do they know what a 3D representation of anything is from a resonating piece of a of a water?
Well, I think what we forget sometimes is they were smart back then. They were smart.
What makes us think that they didn't have the technology.
I mean, obviously they did it back in that time and even earlier.
I don't even know what time we're talking about, but they're an astoundingly early times they tracked.
They had a lunar calendar that was incredibly precise.
Yeah. Are you talking about that thing they found at the bottom of the ocean?
No, just in general, they had they had lunar calendars where they were mapping the stars and mapping all where the planets were and mapping where?
No, not the planets because they didn't see the planets until Galileo and shit like that.
But they the lunar calendar they had down to. Yeah.
But before that, I mean, that was that was forgotten technology.
Even with Galileo, they're kind of like, well, that's forgotten at that time.
And then they relearned it. But back then, I mean, because they have like a lot of this knowledge came from the Arabs, the Muslims way back in the day.
They were Sumerians. Well, yeah, that's a whole area.
Assyrians, Sumerians, they were Babylonians. Yeah.
That whole area right there is where a lot of civilization is.
They look through these these large stones where they have a core drilled right through a stone where you first of all, they don't even know how they did the core drill, you know, through a stone.
And it's designed like you're in the middle of sort of like Stonehenge or something similar to that where you got a bunch of stones around you that have core holes in all of them.
And you stand there and you look at a specific time. I think it's what is it called what it's springtime?
Equinox. Is it the Equinox? Is that what it is? Yeah.
Yeah. And so you look at a certain time and there's our specific star in each one of those little holes. Right.
And it's supposed to represent. All right. Well, today's the day, you know, where we do a celebration, you know, sacrifice.
Yeah. Well, who knows? It could have been where they cut the head off of the person who drilled the hole.
You think in ten thousand years, they'll look at New York City or downtown Dallas.
You know, how did they do this? How they do that. You know, made out of some crazy material.
You know what else is where they find a Beringer board.
They those those columns I was referring to that were make the sound when you pluck them.
They make a certain frequency and they one of them had crumbled down and the column clearly went into the floor and like through the ground because it was coming off the steps.
So the column went into the earth of a good distance and there was access or a tunnel that went down below the temple.
But they won't let access down there. So it's dangerous. Yeah.
But these guys are like maybe there's aliens living down there.
Whatever it is, goals, it's just called.
You know what? There was a movie about that. There's just there are things.
So the mysteries are there. You didn't read the books I gave you.
Hold on. The mysteries are there. But it's just like they it's like, you know, all right, well, why don't you diffuse all this stuff by just letting us go down there?
Look, what is the deal? I mean, why can't we go down there and take a look?
It's kind of like the pyramids, for example. They have, you know, they're somewhere in the King's Chamber down below.
There's some sort of opening where there's a huge granite box and they're supposed to be two nodes on there that are supposedly tied into electricity where you're supposed to fill up something.
Something fills up with water and atmospheric pressure does something to it. It bounces and it creates some.
I mean, why aren't you allowed to go down there and take a look?
Why is it shut off to not necessarily the public? Nobody can go down there.
It's like, why? I don't know. Did you also see that on YouTube? Yes. Yeah.
I'm telling you, I like maybe you to know. Well, I think it goes back to the drought. I don't know stuff that's when you have scovers of it being discovered and all the like made is worrisome because that's that feeds a lot of water to.
Oh, yeah. To either one of those people that was on YouTube, too.
What the story?
Like, yeah, that's a hoax. Lake Mead is not. That's mainstream news. Oh, it's bad. Yeah, it's real bad. And it's it's it's something I've been to Hoover Dam.
Is that climate change? Have you been? Or it's too many people taking the water.
They're building houses and they're consuming that water that Lake Mead feed. Well, I think it also. Yes. But there's also a drought.
There is a drought. I mean, that's what people it's compounding on itself.
That's probably well over 80 percent problem is drought. How did you get that number?
Eighty one percent. Eighty one point seven. I think is the last calculation. I think the number of people in conjunction with the drought is what's what's doing.
Yeah, for sure. For sure. Because right now, Europe is having a major drought. Half of Europe is under a drought. Same type of thing.
So periodically throughout history, they when they create lakes, they create a dam and make a reservoir or a lake, they are flooding areas that are like habitable,
like little towns or like in South America when when they went through a drought, this cathedral suddenly appeared.
Right. And people like, what the hell? Well, I mean, it was they knew it was something they flooded back in nineteen forty something.
They were in town with an old cathedral. Well, the same type of things happening in in Europe were Italian, an Italian fort or base or something.
A Roman like Roman times, Roman times. It's starting to boom. A whole little city appeared.
Well, they knew they flooded that when they it's not like it's an you know what I'm saying? It's not like it's a brand new discovery.
What's they do down here when they create these new reservoirs? Right. Yeah. They just they buy people out.
Whatever they do to create this. Well, anybody that says they game it up and the rivers fill it up.
Yeah. And if someone doesn't want to sell the property, you just put them in a barrel and bury them along with the luck.
Rubberman plastic. There you go. Here's your new home. Give them a little dinghy and let them speak.
You know, did you see the footage of the father and son?
Now, when I say father and son, the guy was in his seventies, his son was in his forties or fifties.
They were found out in the way out in Boston out in the ocean. Their boat sank and they were holding on to a cooler.
Oh, my God. For hours. And how lucky are they? Yeah. And they were out there.
There's footage of it. These guys were just like, I can barely hold on any longer.
Thank God you showed up. And so they somebody just stumbled on him hanging on a cooler.
Do you know how hard it is to stumble on somebody? Well, I think someone saw their boat going down, reported it.
OK, then it took several hours for them to locate them.
I'm saying even in the even when they know they're in a general area, look how hard it is to find them.
The Boston. It's outside of Boston. And it was I saw today and the boat just kind of backed up and they slowly pulled.
But they were barely hold on. You know, unbelievable.
The producer has pulled up something. They survived.
Yeah. The Boston police rescue father and son to their hanging out to a cooler after a boat sinks near Graves Light.
Holy shit. How long were they out there? I don't know. I think they went down Wednesday evening.
I don't know if they're found the next day. A Marine radio call.
Yep. Reporting two men in a sinking boat near Graves Light. OK.
Now, well, they showed a picture of their kind of outside. They could have.
I mean, they're distraught. They found them. Yeah, they're right there.
There they are. They're pulling up on them and they found them.
Oh, my gosh. What a nightmare. Yeah.
And there's there's audio of them. Just you could hear the panic in their voice.
Is there any audio producer?
Back it up. Back it up.
We're so weak. I can't.
Help me, please. Help me.
Give me your hand.
Give me your hand. Let your leg go. Let your leg go.
Oh, they're emotional. Yeah. The younger guy is emotional.
Funny, because they were facing death.
I'm 76 years old. 76.
I got you.
I got a little sprain.
Well, he has a life vest, too. Thank God for that. Yeah.
Take your time. Take your time.
The other guy has a what do you call that? A round raft.
Any medical issues on the being called? No.
I don't know. Grab a seat right there. I'm just going to help him.
This your son? Yeah. All right. You all right? Yeah.
All right. Good man.
I got to give you. Like, no, I'm not all right. I've been floating in the ocean for three days.
And the worst part about it is that I lost my beer.
You're in. You're in.
So they pulled out the other side now is it oversized individual?
He's like, I need my cooler. Yeah. It was at least three beers.
I don't want to save it just because it saved my fricking life. I hold on to it. Absolutely.
Well, you also had that ring thing.
But still, you're out there. You know, but that's.
I know. And you know, there looks like they're out there.
And they could have been eaten by something for sure.
And there's been a lot of great whites. Well, yeah, it's up there.
Yeah. They've been saying that along the whole East Coast, they it's ruined people's summers.
Yeah. Because there's one shark sighting after another. Yeah.
Yeah. There's a bunch of great whites up there right now.
Yeah. They got lucky. They didn't get eaten.
I don't think I don't think the sharks like humans food.
I thought they could still legs and arms dangling in the water.
Yeah, they eat it and they go, yeah, I don't like that, but your legs already gone and and is bleeding.
So they're like, yummy.
I think I'll try it. It's a little taste like liver, but tastes like liver.
Yeah. We taste awful to them. Yeah.
Or you could be like that guy in Australia who was swimming out there and he got bit in half.
Good Lord. Because the guy came up for he was swimming out there and they have that on video.
They have that on video as well. The guy that came up and bit him in half.
Good Lord. That would suck.
Cut it, bit him in half and he's just instantly dead.
I guess. Well, but I think your brain lasts for a while.
Like, I don't know. It's like it's like you were wondered like in the days when they had the guillotine.
Good Lord. And your head was just laying there.
Yeah. So your your your eyes are sitting there staring at like the side of a basket.
Right. Or staring at your stump.
Because it takes I mean, even when your blood stops going to your brain, your brain still working.
It's still working for a couple seconds. Well, I don't know how long.
Let's ask him. No, I don't think so.
How long did your brain work before you saw it?
I don't think so. I think it's instantaneous. It lights out.
Instantaneous. There's no way to prove that.
Well, here's my philosophy on that is that when always wonder, have you ever have you ever passed out?
Have you ever seen the tunnel? I have.
So when you when you see that tunnel, let's you're not drink.
You're not in dreamland. You're out.
Well, yes. But like an instantaneous severing of your spinal cord.
Yeah, I think I think that the you think you shut off the brain.
Yeah, I think that the electrical system to to make it function don't doesn't exist anymore.
But it's so morbid, too. Right. Because as soon as they chop the head off, they hold the head up and the heads looking at the crowd.
Mouthing something. Yeah.
It doesn't do that, does it? Well, they have.
Well, just like when you cut that off a chicken, the chicken runs around. Well, the chicken body does.
But the chicken head doesn't do anything. I don't know.
I will tell you. Well, his head, his head, though. So I mean, he had his body.
I mean, I saw a guy die in front of me. And but he wasn't decapitated.
But after he did die, his mouth was opening up like a fish out of water.
It was very creepy. But, you know, there's like an after the bodies.
Things are still moving. Yeah. But it requires your body, you know, that's that muscle memory or whatever it is.
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was the body still trying to live.
Maybe the brain was gone. Maybe it was the other way around. The body. I don't know.
The brain was like, I need. I don't know why we're talking about.
Yeah, I know. I know. You brought up the guillotine. Yeah, you and the guillotine.
I was just curious if the eyes still see stuff. Keep that shit on your own time.
I think that would be a very interesting topic that we should cover.
Maybe the second half is we can do it now. Just different.
Over the years, the different ways of execution, because whenever I watch these movies like Braveheart
and those movies like that, I'm like, would it be better to be in a battle back then?
Dealing with that massacre or today where guns everywhere.
I think I was execution or just different ways that you die in battle.
This is like an episode of Faces of Death. Well, it's just I don't know.
Whenever I watch, I was like, kind of terrible to have like your arm hacked off.
Yeah. I mean, you're running with the big old broadsword and obviously hacking people apart.
You would not want to live back in that time because here's the thing.
You don't have trauma units back then. Back then.
You didn't have triage. You didn't have. They also didn't have Netflix.
They did. Well, I mean, you get you get struck by a broadsword.
Most of the guys that can wield those swords are strong.
I mean, big time. Those things are so heavy.
And it becomes an extension of their body.
So I mean, it's just like once they're swinging and you get hit, well, your arms gone.
And if it's not as damn near lacerated and you're probably going to bleed to death anyways.
You know, it probably would go through your arm and halfway into your your side of your rib cage.
I mean, it's interesting. As medicine progressed, battlefield triage became, you know, became more sophisticated.
Like like civil war. Brutal. Like they were hacking off.
They were hacking off arms and legs because that was the only way to save somebody out there.
Well, we saw dances with wolves. Right. Right.
And World War Two, you know, better, better. World War One was brutal.
World War One. Oh, God.
Well, World War Two. I mean, you look at you hear that saving Private Ryan was the most accurate. Right.
Those guys running up on that beach arms flying this way, arms flying that way.
It was happening at the same time. And they're just like, most of those guys probably died as well.
Right. Yeah. That was I mean, I don't I want to watch that movie again, but I kind of don't.
I love that movie. I just watched it. It's not a matter of loving it.
Oh, no, I love it because of what it symbolizes.
Every single time I get passionate about the sacrifice that that greatest generation made and those men, I recommend you should watch it again.
I watched it with the last year. It was good.
And we talked about this before. I think that should be a mandatory like every like every Memorial Day thing.
I don't think that this generation could handle that. No, I do. I can. I fell apart. We talked about this.
I'm not talking about watching the movie. I'm talking about living being exposed to those elements.
There are exceptions, but I think in general, today's population includes my kids could handle that.
Like could or could not. I don't think. Well, I don't know with your kids.
Not necessarily our kids, but just as as as a whole, I would say the majority of the generation. I think that's why so many people get offended because it's too easy right now.
Yeah, well, but war is war, right? So, I mean, I could tell you that when my father-in-law went over to Vietnam and he turned 18 on the plane over there, he didn't know what the hell to expect.
Right. And then when survival kicks in survival, I mean, human, human, human instinct and survival kicks in and you become somebody that it changes you for just like it's a private Ryan.
He was he was a soccer coach. That's right. That's right. English teacher. English teacher. Yeah.
So my point is if our boys were put into that situation and their survival instincts kicked in, it's like you either die or you you it changes you.
Right. They'll they get changed or they'll die. So, I mean, I think I think they would just adapt very quickly.
I think the way that the military is right now with the wokeness, the pronouns, it's not the same training the way they should be training.
Anybody that goes into combat now is woefully unprepared mentally and emotionally because of that bullshit. I would agree with that. I would be I don't have any respect for the military right now.
Oh, I do. I do. Hold on. Hold on. Let me let me rephrase that. I have tremendous respect for the military.
You mean for the woke leadership? Yeah, that's the shit that's going on right now. I'm ashamed of, you know, the fact that they're they're lowering the bar so that the women look army.
And we said this before on prior podcast army should consist. Army is what it is. It's made to kill killers.
They're going over there to kill people. That's right. And you want to kill killers to go out there and you want your strongest and best and most elite to go over there to kill them.
The military's don't be alone in the bar. Kill and break things. It's not to come over there and be. We're not going to go massage them.
You know, and now I make this right now. You need killers over there. You need people that they're going to they need to be able to look one week, one week link in the in the team.
The team dies. Right. All right. Sure. Period. See, and that's what I have an issue with is the woke leadership of the military woke leadership of like the FBI woke leadership of the CIA Pentagon.
I mean, there are hardworking people that that that have spent their entire lives, you know, in their jobs to defend America, to defend, you know, you know, like policemen.
They sign up because they truly want to live their lives, to serve and protect.
And there's tons of military people and FBI agents and CIA agents and all those people are there.
I can't imagine how they feel right now when they look at the politicization of their of their of their leadership who have gone woke. Right.
I mean, and here we are seeing the FBI sucks. I can't trust the FBI. Well, it's just like I'm saying the same thing.
And I'm like, I got to temper that because there are thousands and thousands of it's just like the same argument where the liberals were saying the police is needs to go.
They need reform. Conservatives are kind of saying the same thing about the FBI. They are. Right.
And the military. And you got to be careful because you're arguing one side over here and you're I agree about the same shit over here.
Yeah, yeah, I agree. There's problems in all of it that need to be identified and fixed.
Right. It's the wokeness and bullshit on the FBI, CIA and all that shit.
It's the rogue cops who screw things up for everyone else. Yeah. On the police side. I know.
They just got to keep politics out of it. They do. That's really key politics out of the military.
Keep politics out of everything. It needs to be very binary. And I knew we had a major problem.
I just I never could have imagined that an ex general or an ex, you know, the ex guy of the CIA or the Pentagon suddenly becomes a pundit on CNN.
I'm like, wait a second. And I'm talking about this. John Brennan or something like that.
Like more than more than 10 years ago. Like, I mean, when they first started, like I was like, wait a second.
You're not supposed to have any political opinions. I mean, you are. But those are yours. Very private.
I mean, right. Yeah, I just I said to you the footage of Gates interviewing the Secretary of Defense.
Did you watch that? It's about a minute. It's a former congressman, Congressman Gates.
And he was he was beating up one of the generals. Secretary of Defense, isn't he? I think. Yeah.
I forget like that. He's high up. The black guy. Yeah. But he's a he's he's a partisan hack.
He is totally he's a politician and was calling his ass. Oh, he was talking about how the the the up in the oh, my God.
The academies were West Point. It's the it's the it's the West Point is what they're teaching.
It's the the keep the white people down. OK, what is it?
See, see a critical race theory. Yeah, they're teaching that in their in their classes now or their their training camps. It's like there's no room for that stuff in the military.
I mean, there's look you're training soldiers. You don't need to be you.
You don't have a color in the military. Did you did you do you remember the graphic that was at the Marines?
They sent out on on whatever Pride Day. It had the colored bullets, the bullets that were rainbow colored.
No, I don't like to you. Just pandering. They're pandering.
I mean, it was unbelievable. It was unbelievable.
It was like, oh, it was just heartbreaking. Anyway, you know, going going back to you talk about executions.
There was an interesting story where a guy requested to be shot by firing squad like recently, like recently, like like in the last two weeks.
I think I prefer that over the electric chair.
And so they they fought it and fought it and fought it.
And finally, they said, well, he's got the right to choose and he will go ahead and honor that request.
So they could have like six guys up there. I don't know.
And one has a live bullet. They got to be sharp shooters.
Hit him in the head. Just one has a live bullet.
Well, that's the way they do it because you don't want to be sacked with the one that I just killed a guy.
There's always the out that my gun had the.
Oh, so they had six guns and nobody knows who's got the light bullet.
Correct. At least that's what I've read.
But one bullet doesn't necessarily kill them.
Well, that's why you're supposed to shoot him in the head. Heart is heart.
I thought it was heart. Well, regardless, you got to have somebody who can be able to hit it.
Right. All six of them. So they stand about like a foot away.
Point blank. They zip time, put them in a barrel.
Now, is that real? I mean, they think I wanted to execute.
Absolutely. Did they do it?
Is it here? I don't think it's happened yet. Here in Texas.
I thought it was like Missouri, but I don't know.
I don't know. The producer is not really helping us out right now.
Like, just use a minigun.
Well, you know what? That's the first half. It's Dude Zeitgust. It's August 30th.
And I want to do a special thanks to our producer. And it's Dude Zeitgust. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.
And our producer, Mr. Austin.
And that's a wrap.