Yeah.
Welcome back to the second edition of Dudes Like Us.
Dude, that sounds so gay.
Is that your broadcast voice?
Or are you trying to? What are you doing?
What's going on over there?
Was that like Harry?
Why did that sound gay?
Let's let's let's get over that.
Say it again. Welcome.
No, no, no, no. Say it normally.
Oh. Welcome to the second.
No, no, no.
Well, you have me.
Well, hold on. Welcome back.
No, no, no.
We're dudes like us.
We're not eating like suncakes.
OK, we're having chocolate over here.
OK, I'm so nervous.
Welcome back. I'm so nervous.
Just throw the word bitch in there.
Yo, bitch. Welcome back.
No, no, no, no, no.
This isn't an eminent channel.
I'm struggling.
All right, so just welcome back to the second edition of.
That's a lot better.
Thanks, guys. Thanks.
It's a lot better.
Just talk. I'm digging it.
That first one was what the hell?
That was a deliberate welcome back.
Tell you what.
So oatmeal and raisins.
Of course, you stole it. It's over the top.
It's making a joke.
It's not. It's it's embarrassing.
It is not.
Great. Now I'm humiliated.
Well, you should be.
Well, Sean feels that the podcast has been going downhill
because you're not drinking.
I didn't say going down.
I don't have to.
I said that it's time to get shit.
I said that it's lost a little bit of the spirit
because we're not getting blown up.
Welcome back to the second edition.
I'm proud.
I was like, oh, we got to do is make a sound.
You got down syndrome.
Then September's are free for all, man.
Yes. Oh, it's going to be wheels off.
Soon as I end my fast, that's what I was joking with my wife.
She was like, you're going to get
what she's like Labor Day weekend.
I'm a day weekend.
I've got a keg of fucking Jack showing up.
It's going to be an IV.
I told her I'm going to wake up Saturday morning.
I'm going to do like seven shots of something.
I'm going to throw up my nine thirty
and get this weekend started.
Oh, man.
There's nothing wrong with giving your body a break.
I'm trying to do a liver.
Well, you know what?
A liver cleanse.
Kind of what you're doing when you stop drinking
and you stop drinking for a little while.
Have you stopped drinking?
Attempted to support your cause and we were like, OK,
if you're going to quit drinking for a little bit,
we will support that. We'll support that.
And then there's no first off.
Then then the rules start coming in.
The clauses start to be coming out of the blue.
And then I just find out this past Friday,
going to Total Wine, Paul's like, oh, we're allowed to do samples.
Yeah, that's a total one.
What the fuck, man?
I mean, you either drink it, you don't drink it.
They got PBJs are allowed the whole nine yards.
So Paul is showing up every day at five o'clock to do
like 10 samples of the total wine.
And they're like, share it.
And you bring in a seriously.
You got to go. Well, that's the thing.
So you're like Julian from the Triller Park Brothers.
I don't know what day I'm on now.
It's been at least two weeks.
I have had a however much Coke is in one drink,
like because I shared a drink with my son.
You should not pick that up.
But I can start drinking bourbon again.
Take the coke habit.
I swear I have not had I've not gone on a soda fast like this.
Yeah, well, that's good, man.
Ever with the you know, you know what?
You might want to start buying not necessarily club soda,
but try dipping into some Perrier or even better, some San Pellegrino.
Wow, that was all fancy.
No. OK. So club soda.
You got to imagine the content of the club soda has like very large bubbles.
And I don't know the dynamic of this, but I mean, I don't understand
how or why this happens. But San Pellegrino.
I'm sorry. Club soda has large bubbles.
I don't know why. They're just large fucking bubbles.
Perrier has the last ones.
No, they have less bubbles.
They're not as big as regular clubs.
So like champagne.
Sure, we'll go with that.
You know, but they're not as big as club soda.
San Pellegrino has even smaller bubbles.
I would say that's more towards you just like saying that word.
San Pellegrino.
Yeah. You tried to squeeze that word in to a sentence like like eight times.
I'm waiting for his like new joys. He actually had to come out.
Yeah. He's like simple, you know,
the smaller but the same kind of green.
You just kept saying it over and over and over again.
Well, here's the thing, I worked at the Four Seasons.
So, I mean, they they basically had an assortment of of carbonated
soda waters.
And that's the only reason I know the differences between them.
And I've tasted all of them frequently.
And it's my experience that I enjoy San Pellegrino
out of all of them, because because the fact that you know how you drink a soda.
I don't care if it's Coke, Sprite, Club soda, and you drink it too much.
And all of a sudden, you just like you got like the belch.
It's you're overwhelmed with this.
I go, oh, my God, I got to stop for a second.
And you fucking burp out along.
See, I love that.
I love the burn when I when I first take a freezing cold coke
and I gulp, I gulp and it burns your throat.
That's the acid from I love the boric acid.
And now I'm missing it horribly. Thank you.
I guess. Well, anyway, I don't like the flavor of soda water.
But it sucks. There's no flavor.
It's like salty or there's a flavor to it, but it's I don't like it.
Yeah, I tried to do that.
It's right to do the bourbon and soda water with the simple syrup.
And I tried like it's an acquired taste.
It doesn't work. I'd say the reason why I tolerate club
soda nowadays is when we lived in in in new.
I'm sorry. When we lived in Europe, in Germany,
we drank a lot of seltzer water and seltzer water.
Yeah, which is the give one of those bottles.
Yeah, we run around the house. I think I tried that, too.
I think it was a cola flavored seltzer, a seltzer cola.
And I was like, perfect.
Now I can have a cola flavor.
Oh, my God. There are some regions where you simply just can't drink the tap water.
Didn't work, you know, or the tap water is just not conducive for some folks.
This is into Michigan.
Well, definitely. Yeah, that's one of them.
Yeah. And lead pipes and stuff.
You can make it with your bourbon, though.
Yeah. So I never I never saw the the appeal of like topo chico.
It's like it's it's nasty to me.
Well, it's still it's club soda.
It seems to be the fact.
It's retarded. I mean, some of these I'm serious.
I mean, the fact that so many people are coming out with so many different
club sodas as how is Topo Chico any different from Perrier?
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
I mean, you've got Schwans or Switz or whatever.
You've got these store bought swaps.
Maybe that's what it is. I forget.
I'm sure swaps swaps.
It's just they're making so much damn money.
All they're doing is injecting carbonated carbonation into water.
Carbon dioxide is freaking crazy into water.
And they put it in. I mean, they're selling water. Right.
Basically, it's ridiculous.
And they charge a little bubble.
They're well, I mean, those are those are about
those are in between club soda and peri.
I wish we had a chart.
I would pull out the Ross Perot the fuck out of this.
Bubble size. Yeah, absolutely.
A bubble size was at Ross Perot was an admiral.
What was the guy's name?
The his vice president, he was just, oh, my God.
Where am I at? Where? Well, yeah.
Oh, they may brutalize you about this.
Ross Perot's vice president.
He was a general or something like Admiral Admiral.
He was former admiral and he was like one hundred and seventeen years old.
Yeah. During a debate, did he go, where am I at?
What am I doing?
Yeah, he didn't say that, but that's what they did on.
Do you guys remember Craig Alexander?
He was a running back for us.
And you write the fuck out of your hell.
Where did you get that?
His business? Craig Alexander.
Craig, I think Craig Alexander was he was a presidential nominee.
And I think when Reagan was.
Yeah, you're pulling shit out of your ass.
What are you talking about?
Well, that's Gary.
Put Craig Alexander in there, but open up another one, Mr.
There's Alexander Hague.
No, no, no, no.
Alexander Hague was the secretary of treasurer.
That right?
I don't know. Why are we talking about this, dude?
Well, because I want to make sure the motherfucker lives.
He's a triathlete. Triathlete.
OK, put presidential.
I may be full of shit.
Yeah, I said I'm going with.
You did hit it, right?
Well, it just break it.
Is that him?
Well, I mean, did he run for president?
He's the Allegheny County Judge of the Orphans.
Yeah, well, that's the one you're looking for.
Yeah.
Yeah, OK, so I'm going to do a deep hunt for this guy.
What is the significance of this guy?
Well, I mean, he was one of those people that that would use a lot of charts.
And in one of the reasons that kicked him out of the presidential nomination
was because he he he did this one thing where he was like, well,
one of his. Oh, no, that was that.
Craig Alexander, that was that was a Democrat.
He was a Democrat. You're talking about.
Is it Huckabee? No, it's not.
No, he's a Democrat. Oh, a Democrat.
Yeah, you go. We're going to take Michigan and we're going to take.
That was that. All right.
That's what you're talking about.
That's when was it was when Bush was running that guy was hilarious.
That's when the. Yeah, but what was his name?
I thought it was Craig Alexander.
No, no, no, no, it's not. It's not.
No, Erickson. Oh, gosh.
I think it was when Bush ran for president in 2000.
So 2000 presidential candidates.
That is a very funny video.
You have to play it when we do finally get it.
We're going to take Michigan and we're going to take it. Yeah.
Yeah, it's exactly what it was.
My God, I can't believe I can't.
I'm frustrated because Howard was at Howard something.
No, Howard. That sounds familiar.
Howard, he's done in this list.
Oh, Donald J.
Trump ran in 2000 on the reform party.
I didn't know that. Huh?
Huh? All right.
It was. Oh, OK.
Yeah, we're going to have to or was it when Clinton ran?
It might have been or when Obama ran.
It wasn't that long ago, was it?
Was he a presidential nominee?
Yeah, he was running for presidential try 2008.
I know exactly who you're talking about, though.
That whole that whole speech.
And that's what got him out of the race.
Yeah. His after that, his his ratings through the floor.
He was brutalized.
Yeah. So that was at the same time.
It was with Dan Quayle, right?
Was that the same?
That's first Bush. Dan Quayle was way before that.
So presidential nominee.
I could have sworn as it was Craig.
Well, obviously it's not.
But Howard Howard sounds right.
Howard Dean, Howard Dean, is that it?
It might be. It might be.
It might be. Look up Howard Dean.
I was in 2004. Yeah, that's him. Howard Dean.
That's him. All right. Look up.
There it is. All right. Here we go.
Yeah, here we go. Yeah, this is it. Great.
You know something?
If you had told us one year ago that we were going to come in third in Iowa,
we would have given anything for that.
And you know something?
You know something?
Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin,
we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota
and New Mexico.
We're going to California and Texas and New York.
We're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan.
And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.
That right there killed him. It did.
They did. It did.
It sunk him because it was we so much give up.
We will not give up in New Hampshire.
We will not give up in South Carolina.
We will not give up in Arizona or New Mexico, Oklahoma,
North Dakota, Delaware, Pennsylvania,
Ohio, Michigan.
We will not quit now or ever.
We want our country back for ordinary Americans.
Yeah.
Yeah, that that that destroyed his his candidacy.
It kind of did, I mean, because they mocked him mercilessly.
Oh, yeah, it was bad.
You know, but you're watching it right then.
It wasn't it wasn't that bad.
But man, at the time,
it was it was back in the day, oh, it was so bad.
So funny.
Yeah, we you know, there's been these moments throughout these
presidential campaigns and vice president debates and all this kind of stuff.
I mean, what are some of the biggest gaffes?
I remember, well, no, no, not even during the campaigns.
I mean, poor, what's his name?
You mentioned him earlier.
Quail. Dan Quail.
He was brutalized for Sir, you're no John Kennedy or something like that.
Well, and he corrected somebody's spelling mistake and it was correct.
Oh, tomato or potato or potato.
Yes. Yeah, they brutalized him for that.
Yeah, he never well, he was vice president, but his his image was destroyed
at that point. Yeah, I think it pretty much was.
Yeah. And do you think?
Kamala Harris, do you think her her reputation is destroyed by now?
I think it is. Of course.
I think it is.
Her almost her entire team has quit.
I know. Well, that's because I heard she's a bitch.
Well, she's a bitch. She doesn't want to do anything.
So she doesn't read briefs or anything.
Well, hold on. Is it because she doesn't want to do anything or is it because
they don't want her to do anything?
Because I'm thinking they don't want her doing shit.
Well, I don't think she wants to do anything.
I think she feels it's beneath her like they gave her the border.
Why? Why does the word scrambling stuff still happen?
Like she's gone through a couple of speechwriters.
I think it's a mental thing. I don't think it's a speechwriter.
It can't be. I mean, nobody's going to write a speech like that.
No. And so she's not going to read it.
What do you mean words scramble?
You don't know what we're talking about?
Her word salad. Her word salad.
That's what it is.
She goes through these word salads where she like repeats the same thing.
You know, we're going to sit down because when we sit down, that's what
the country wants to do.
We sit and sitting down is what we want to sit like.
She'll do that kind of stuff.
That's kind of like a Jerry's
Seinfeld episode. It's crazy. It's like who has to go to the car?
I mean, the car's over there.
Nobody wants to go to the car.
Do you want to go to the car?
No, no, it's even worse than that.
What she says doesn't even make sense.
Yeah, the.
So she does it like once a month.
I know every speech and it's almost like you think that she's reading
it off the prompter, but it's impossible.
No, it's funny is that no one would write a speech like that.
He's probably like, I'm better than you.
Montell's probably like he's probably I'm banged.
The vice president was it was that Montell?
Well, it was the guy's name that Arsenio Hall or no, the guy that she was dating.
She didn't date Arsenio. She dated Montell Williams.
The talk show guy. Yeah.
Oh, I have no idea.
Kamala Harris.
Yeah, she was dating Montell Williams.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah. Or she was sleeping with the guy that the mayor, the mayor.
That too. That's how she got to where she was.
Yeah, she slept away to the top.
And she totally did.
Yeah, I don't see her either being on the ticket or if Joe doesn't run,
she won't be the nominee.
Yeah, see, here's an example, a two minute non-answer.
I don't want to sit through two minutes of Kamala Harris.
So don't worry about it. Don't play it.
But anyway, yeah, she just gives this these talks in circles and really doesn't say anything.
The way she talks.
Yeah, Montell Williams, def dated Kamala for sure.
It's almost kind of the way she talks or inflections and the way she talks.
It's that dated in 2019.
So insincere, insincere.
I thought she's married.
She is. I get the I get the impression.
I get the impression that she is right there.
Montell addresses dating history with Kamala.
He addressed it in 2019, so he may not have been banging her then.
Oh, wow.
I get the distinct impression that she is unsure of herself and nervous and totally in overhead.
I think that's why she talks like that.
I think she's in overhead.
She's too unqualified for this position.
Oh, she was unqualified for the position she had in California.
I mean, she just she's a wreck.
You know, it's one of those.
I'll tell you that that's the problem when you get these these people that get these appointed jobs based on the people they know as opposed to based on their credentials.
And she she's an idiot.
And, you know, I hate calling.
Well, maybe she's not an idiot.
But you know what?
She's definitely doesn't have the aptitude to do any of the jobs that she's had in the last 10 years.
But you're right.
Her the exodus that she has on her team that's I.O. it's bad.
Oh, it's really bad.
Yeah, they're all leaving.
All her all her top team members are gone.
Yep.
Or in the process of leaving because they they're like, well, we're not.
She's a I don't know.
She's a bitch.
I heard it's a toxic work environment.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I could see that.
I mean, you you saw how she behaved in the in the vice presidential debates with Pence.
I mean, she was just ugly.
I'm I'm talking.
Right.
I'm talking.
And because I'm a woman.
Right.
You may feel comfortable interrupting most women.
Oh, you're not going to talk over me.
I mean, really?
I mean, it's like, excuse me.
Excuse me.
You know, I was just like, oh, I do that.
There's a guy sitting there, too.
Oh, I was like, you have the most ugly personality, man.
Yeah.
So I don't see her if they keep her on the ticket.
I don't know if Joe's going to run.
I think he'll make the announcement after the midterms.
Right.
However, that goes right, because now there's talk that the Dems are coming back.
But now I'm seeing now it's a false comeback that they're really not pulling that well.
They're not.
They're the media is trying to pull it together.
Right.
I mean, they're going to get trounced.
Right.
So I think after who knows?
I'm not you know, I thought Trump was going to win, too.
I thought he was going to pull it out.
No, he did win.
Well, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know, I thought it was going to be a blowout.
I was like, how can this old guy in his basement pull this out?
Yeah, agreed.
And you know, man, and who is going to run for the Democrats?
I mean, it's almost the two year mark.
They don't have anybody.
I think it'll be Buttigieg.
I think it'll be who's the shithead out in California?
Gavin Newsom.
Oh, the governor.
I think he'll run, even though he said he's not going to.
I think his ego is what about the beta?
He may try again.
Well, he may.
You know, what about Liz Cheney?
There may be a lot of sympathy towards her.
She may.
She's she's propping up.
She wants to elect the Democrats.
Can you imagine if she runs as a Democrat for president?
Well, it well, she says she's a conservative and she's trying to get.
She's trying to get rid of the Trump Republicans to get back to true conservatism.
Really?
That's what she said.
What a joke.
Well, I see her point, you know, on the you know, because the far right has gone way to the right and the left has gone way to the left.
But, you know, it's not fair for her to make that decision on where it should be.
You know, right.
But she's a piece of poop.
I mean, just the fact what a snake.
I mean, the fact that she was going to, you know, coerce the Democrats for.
Well, she's going to campaign, try to get the Democrats elected.
Yeah, she was she was trying to convince Democrats to switch parties so they could vote in the Republican primary so that she wouldn't get Trump.
It would have taken a lot of Democrats.
She got murdered.
40 percent.
Even with people that did switch.
She lost by 40 percent.
Yeah.
Oh, she got.
And you would think that you would have some humility after a loss like that.
She does not.
None.
Zero.
She's got zero humility.
I wonder.
I'm going to run a campaign.
Well, she's part of one of those political juggernaut families.
Right.
The Cheney's.
Right.
And I wonder if she feels it's her right to be.
Absolutely.
Government.
She grew up with it.
Yeah.
That whole cabal of that group of family.
Who besides Dick Cheney was there?
Are you saying there was another Dick Cheney's father?
Well, the whole Bush clan.
Yeah, no, I agree.
The whole Bush clan, you know, there's a slew of them that for what is it?
Forty years.
Yeah, they said this is going to be the first time there isn't a Cheney Bush.
Cheney Bush, Clinton, and there was one other, McCain.
So Jerry Nadler won tonight.
Did he really?
Are you kidding me?
Jerry Nadler won.
He beat out that lady.
Yeah.
Who was he running?
Was it a Republican?
No, it was a Democratic primary.
It was a lady who has been in just as long as him.
But Nadler is such a hack.
He's such a douchebag.
I'm just like how do these people keep getting elected?
So his 10th congressional district since 2013.
He's in his 15th term in Congress.
30 years.
Just nauseating.
He used to be extremely fat.
He looked like the penguin.
Well, he's starting to get fat again.
There he is.
Look at that.
Wow.
He had some stomach or something.
He had some kind of surgery done.
He had to have to lose that much weight.
So what was, I remember watching a committee hearing where, oh, it was, oh, who's the firecracker?
Jim Jordan?
African-American.
Candace Owens.
She was talking about something.
We saw the clip.
It had something to do with, anyway, Nadler was like.
They had governor from Hawaii.
Governor Liu.
And he was saying, he gave a, she was doing a speech about the
Israelis.
And he had taken a snippet.
He said something about Nazi Germany.
Yeah.
He took a snippet of that.
And she just kind of listened to him with a look on her face.
And she said, that's not what I said.
Oh, no, no.
She said, you completely took everything out of context.
And then, you know, she said something.
And then Jerry interrupted her and says, you're going to refrain from calling the
senator from something stupid.
That's not what I said.
That's not what I said at all.
You must think we're stupid.
You won't call that.
And he goes.
He wasn't even fucking listening.
And then he was like, yeah, well, okay.
Carry on.
I'm going to go shit myself.
He's a loser, man.
But the loser was Liu.
The governor.
Governor or congressman?
Congressman.
Congressman Liu, what a piece of shit.
He knew it.
You can see the look on his face.
And then she drug him under the bus.
He says, I actually took a flight to Israel and was volunteering or performed
in some sort of ceremony with the Nazis.
You know, not with the Nazis.
For the Holocaust.
Were you on that flight?
Because it was some sort of mark, a statement, some sort of big celebration or
big time stamp where I guess it was like the 50th year or something like that.
I was actually on that flight.
I was actually there.
Were you there?
No.
Unbelievable.
She is very well spoken.
And I can't wait for her to jump up into the politics.
She's definitely going to.
She's super smart.
Her and Charlie Kirk.
Yeah, I was just about to ask.
Who are the up and comers?
Charlie Kirk is very odd looking though.
He looks like Charlie Brown.
He's got a big head.
He's got an extremely big head.
But his face is very small.
Big head, tiny face.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah, but they're smart.
You're right.
They work very well together.
They're used to doing these remotes, podcasts.
And you know, it's what is the in the morning?
What is the other one?
The show with the guns.
What?
Oh my God.
The show with the guns.
No, it's not with the fucking guns.
I forget the goddamn.
There's another one over the latest talk shows that this younger guy, he's from Canada and he's always wearing a gun.
He was here in Dallas.
Something.
A guy?
Dana Lash?
She was with the NRA for a while.
No, it's a guy.
I've got a brain fart.
Terry does his books.
Oh.
Louder with Crowder.
There you go.
We're going to have to do some major editing on this.
Major.
Yeah, well, he always has like a, he has a coffee cup with a gun on his thing.
But he's wearing a gun on a show all the time.
You know, he's a proponent for guns, is my point.
Oh, yeah, well the Charlie Kirk is really smart.
Either he started or he's very high up in the turning point in USA.
Yeah, this guy Crowder, he's by no means going to run for politics.
He's all talk and he does good talk.
He's a good debater, but he's not going to be running for politics.
not going to be running for politics.
And the group that he has for his podcast
works well with them.
That's a very SNL style set up with a bunch of gimmicks
and you know, and they've got a...
It's very Howard Sternish, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
They do a lot of acting on, you know, little,
look at, they dress up and stuff.
And you know, I don't see us ever doing anything.
Maybe Paul, but I don't see us really.
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
No, I don't know.
Yeah.
I like his YouTube where he has a topic
and then it's changed my mind.
Yeah, it changed my mind.
He goes out to different colleges and sets up a table.
There's only two genders, changed my mind.
And then you got these people
that just lose their fucking minds reading it.
They're in the middle of the campus somewhere,
you know, and they're like trying to store them
and he's got these security guards.
A lot of it's here in Texas.
Yeah, a lot of it's here, like at UT.
A lot of it's down there.
And you'll see them at SMU.
You'll see them at the University of Texas,
down at Texas State.
But Candace Owens, Charlie Kirk,
those are two firecrackers.
I would love to jump into the politics.
You know?
Yeah, they will.
You have-
We should invite them to the podcast.
Yeah, they're way above our pay grade.
But you also have podcasters.
Shoot up an email, just say we're trying to get started.
We'd love to have you on.
Like, what's the dude from,
we used to watch his podcast all the time.
Owen, Owen Schroeder.
Owen Schroeder.
But he works for,
I am so bad right now, I have a fucking brain.
I'm losing my mind.
The guy that, the fat dude,
he just went to God damn court
and lost from the Sandy Hook.
Oh, yes.
He's kind of, Owen Schroeder.
Owen Schroeder works for his company,
but what is the name of the company?
It's Info News, Info Marshall.
Info Wars.
Info Wars, all right.
And then the guy that owns that is Alex Jones.
There we go.
There you go, Alex Jones.
And he just lost $49 million.
He's supposed to be given to the family.
Well, he doesn't have 40.
He was saying it was Sandy Hook was a hoax.
Man, all he was, look.
Was he joking?
No, he wasn't.
But here's the thing.
What an idiot.
No, no, man.
Yeah, no, he's an idiot.
He lost his case.
He did lose the case,
but you know why?
It's a bunch of fucking Democrat run programs.
But that's the reason why he lost his case.
The reason why he lost it is he wasn't necessarily saying
that it was all fraudulent.
He was just saying, huh, it's mighty strange
because at the same time,
they had a bunch of floods that were happening
and you had these CNN reporters that were out there
and then he's standing in waiters in the middle of water
and then you have this person kind of walking behind him.
You know, right?
There was no need for him to be in the water
because that was retarded.
It's all, there's a lot of fake shit going on.
I know.
You know, and you have these people,
professional disaster people that show up
to be in the film.
I mean, Sadie Hook, he said, was a fraud.
Well, he was saying that there was the potential
for it to be a fraud was, you know.
Which is ridiculous.
Well, he was just like this podcast.
You know, we're just talking, you know,
and he's just throwing shit out there
and it doesn't necessarily mean that's how he thought.
And then he said that,
but the fact is that he did say it
and they're making it stick
and it supposedly did damage, which it didn't do.
It didn't do damage.
I don't know.
The fucking people that hate him.
I'm not, but man, 49, what was it, $49 million?
Do you guys know what Alex Jones has done
with his investigative reporting?
Have you heard any of the stories he's done?
Oh yeah.
I haven't.
I mean, he has a lot of plausible things.
Like if you lick the frogs, you get,
the frogs are, there's some chemicals.
No, no, no.
What he was, he wasn't saying lick the frogs.
What he was saying that the frogs were turning gay.
That's what he was saying.
You know, and well, come on.
That's not what I was getting at.
He was joking with that too.
You know, it's kind of like how.
I don't think so.
But look, he's using the same concept as Jurassic Park.
And you know, when you only have female species out there.
It's asexual.
Nature.
Asexual.
Well, whatever.
That's, you know, he's kind of like me from the perspective.
Like sometimes he just says shit, you know, ungrounded.
And you know, and he's paying the price for that.
But he went on to some sort of a place where, you know,
all the presidents would meet
and the high officials from all over the planet would meet
and they do some sort of weird cult-esque kind of thing.
And he was there and he was videotaping
and getting kind of, you know, there's.
Is it like eyes wide shut?
I don't know what it's like.
Where they wear those little like masks.
Masquerade balls.
So you know, tell you what.
And they're all naked with each other.
I'm not gonna support them.
I'm not gonna say anything else because, you know,
just like the Democrats, you guys are kind of
poking at this thing, but you know,
the stuff that he has put out there,
if you can really find a good, true copy of
some of his journalism that he did,
he's an incredibly smart guy.
This guy.
That could be.
I'm not gonna support him on his commentary though.
Agreed.
Nobody agrees with that.
He doesn't even agree with that.
You know, he even said that.
I don't think that that, I thought I misspoke.
He even said that out loud, but the damage was done.
Yeah.
You know, so, you know, it's too late for that.
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah.
But I remember there was some scandal about
them being kicked off of some platform.
Oh yeah, they completely deplatformed him.
From everywhere?
100%, yes.
Well, what for?
Everywhere.
Was that because of his Trump?
It was because of everything that he's done, yes.
Not because of Trump.
Because of the Sandy Hook, because of the,
everything that he came out with,
they completely deplatformed him.
He was the first one that they completely deplatformed.
Yeah, but you say everything, and there's only two things.
There's the Sandy Hook, and there's the frog thing.
The frogs are gay.
Oh no, well his whole Infowars got deplatformed.
And so, did he tank?
Oh really, so Shroder's no longer there?
No.
So it tanked?
Like he's not what he used to be now?
Like he was on YouTube.
His big thing was YouTube, right?
Yeah.
So he was off of that, so he started his own website.
Yeah.
And he had to find a server that would host him.
Same deal.
As Parler.
Right.
Man, I'm telling you, there's-
So his videos were on his website.
So you couldn't find them on YouTube anymore.
So is he still significant?
Did he lose like a ton of people, or did they go with him?
Well he's been on the Joe Rogan show.
He shows up to the Joe Rogan show
once every three or four months.
And he actually, because he and Joe are friends,
and Joe extends him the opportunity to speak his mind.
And Joe will stop him whenever he starts going off
on these tirades.
But if you listen to some of the things that he's saying,
a lot of the stuff he says holds water.
And he talks about it.
He will talk about the corruption,
and he'll just flat out say it.
I don't know enough about Alex Jones to talk about that.
I know really nothing about him,
other than then that he was Infowars,
and he got deplatformed, and now he's paying this-
He's paying the price.
Paying this price for saying he was a host.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's gonna bankrupt him for sure.
He's gonna have to start all over.
But again, I go back to,
it's basically, it's kinda like what you do in court
when you wanna smear a witness,
is what do you call that when you wanna make them lie,
or you wanna make them look bad?
It makes them-
Discredit.
Yeah, it discredits them.
And so I think that the thing that they did
with Sandy Hook was strategic.
So to discredit him, so anything that he's done in the past,
which he has done a lot, I'm telling you-
Jones is like a crazy person.
Yeah, if you look and you read some of the stuff
that he's done, he's uncovered a lot of shit.
Yeah, I don't know any of that.
Well, nobody does because they suppress it.
And if you pull up Atlas Jones,
the only thing you're gonna see is this shit.
You're not gonna see some of the investigative reporting
he done, because he's done tons of it,
and he talks about it, and he says,
I've got video of it, I've got recordings of this.
He was doing real espionage shit.
Like when I was telling you about,
he went into whatever city it was in the United States
where there were probably 50 different people
from all over the planet in this one meeting.
Was it Des Moines?
I don't know.
That was my guess too.
I mean, it was on a couple different shows.
I mean, back when he was nothing,
nobody really knew him.
And that was kind of like one of his big stories.
And that got suppressed.
Yeah, I remember watching the Owen Schreuer
during when Trump was getting elected.
And he was brilliant.
Brilliant, he was going to these college campuses
interviewing people.
I've never even heard of this guy.
Yeah, I don't know what he's doing now.
Yeah, what is he doing?
What is Owen Schreuter doing now?
He had some really good videos out there
just making these people look stupid.
Because he knew his shit.
I mean, he knew his shit.
Well, I mean, there's always videos coming out
where like, what do you think about this?
And they say like, oh my God, he's the most corrupt.
Like they'll say, do you think Trump is corrupt?
And they'll go, oh my God, he's the most corrupt president
in the history of the United States.
And they'll go, so what is an example
of something that he was corrupt about?
And they'll be like, well.
Well, that's the new footage where they said that he.
They have no idea what they're talking about.
That he broke the law.
That he.
Yeah, they're just regurgitating
what the media tells them.
I said Schroeder, I'm sorry.
Schroeder, yeah.
And the guy asks, okay, what crime did Trump commit?
And the guy just looked down and went,
I'm done with this interview.
Yeah. I'm done.
I gotta go to class.
He can't answer it.
Yeah, I forgot to wipe my butt.
There's chargeable crimes.
Okay, which ones or what crimes did he commit?
So dumb.
He should be in jail.
For what?
Well, he lies a lot.
He's a racist.
I don't believe that.
It's so dumb.
Well, you know, and it's.
The sad thing is is that we don't really know.
All we hear is what we hear.
Like with Alex Jones, for example.
I'm not giving him credit.
I'm not saying he's good or bad.
I'm just saying that there's a lot of stuff
that he has unearthed that has been suppressed.
And there's a reason why people discredit people
and slander them.
Because he has said stupid shit.
But hell, based on the things that I've said in the past,
I mean, people should never listen to this podcast.
For sure.
You should be dead by now.
Well, they really only listen to Jeff and I.
Oh, well, I thought.
I'm surprised that Clinton's haven't come for you yet.
Oh, really?
Yeah, no kidding.
You know, speaking of really like the jury coming back
with a big award, like the, what was it?
How much did it date?
46 million?
49 million dollars.
All right, so did you hear about the $1.8 billion award
given to the siblings who lost their parents to Ford?
The Ford rollover?
The roof?
Oh.
Yeah, so they were saying that the roof of the truck
was substandard and they knew it.
They knew it was substandard.
And so yeah, they awarded them $1.8 billion.
That doesn't make sense.
That's extremely high.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
It's just this week.
Look that up.
They won't pay that.
Ford.
Don't appeal that.
Ford.
They can't afford that.
Yeah.
They just laid off 3,000 people.
Ford court case.
Yeah, they just laid off 3,000 people
in the expectation that they're going to.
Hold on, Ford commits to investing $1.8 billion
to become first manufacturing Canada
to build full battery electric.
There, Ford hit with $1.7 billion verdict
for F-Series pick up.
Roof collapse.
That killed couple.
Roof collapse that killed couple.
So the couple's not even alive.
Who's getting the money?
It's the kids.
All right, so there was a,
when the roof of their F-250 pick up collapsed
during a rollover accident,
they had been awarded $1.7 billion.
They knew of the problem years before the fatal crash,
acting slowly to correct it,
and that other deaths resulted from the same design flaw.
What's the design flaw?
What is the roof?
Is this a class action suit?
That would make more sense.
It doesn't look like it.
Well, it says when others.
Well, that's other people have died in rollover crashes,
but no, it's a family of an elderly couple.
It's not a class action.
So what exactly is the roof design problem?
Like how does a roof kill somebody?
It caves in?
Well, I mean, look at the picture.
Scroll down and look at that picture.
When you're designing a vehicle,
you got basically a cage.
You got that roll bar that's supposed to protect
the vehicle when you roll.
Okay, well, there's the picture right there.
The roof is completely, completely.
Yeah, it's completely flattened
because there's no roll bar.
Interesting.
All right, well.
And there's a lot of cars out there like that currently.
I mean, a lot of them.
$1.7 billion.
They won't pay that.
They'll be, this will be in court for years.
That'll be get appealed.
It'll get appealed, appealed, appealed.
It'll get reduced.
It says perhaps even more troubling
is that the best selling F-150 pickups.
They'll end up whacking the whole family.
Right, it says all F-150 pickups made before 2009
had the same roof design.
Oh boy.
How are they gonna fix that?
What, that 1.8 billion?
No, no, that 1.8 billion goes to the family.
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
It's just, it's not logical.
It's not reasonable for them to even suggest 1.8
and print it is almost ridiculous.
Well, they want it in court.
I mean, it's just like.
It'll be interesting what happens next.
I think they're trying to punish Ford
because they knew about it apparently.
That's exactly what they're trying to do.
And it's like, you knew about this
and maybe it's a number that says
it would have cost this much
to fix all those trucks.
So that's how much you're getting charged.
But there's a better way to do that.
There's a, first of all, you apply whatever reimbursement
the family would need and then you apply a penalty
towards Ford for not fixing their shit.
That's what that is.
It's called punitive damages.
Yeah, but that money goes towards those people.
Correct.
Okay.
So when they have to pay a penalty,
doesn't that normally go to the state?
No.
When you say, hey, look, we found some things
that you did wrong.
That would be, they can be fined.
They can be fined by the safety board.
Ford got sued.
They got sued, privately sued.
Well, you know what?
Ford was one of the only companies
that didn't stick their hand out
for that $600 billion recovery that Obama,
was it Obama that did that?
It was Obama.
$600 billion of car manufacturers out there.
Yeah, Ford didn't take the money.
GM did.
Yeah.
You don't see no-
Was it Obama?
Because I know that Bush-
No, it was Obama.
Well, Bush put together an emergency-
No, because it was after 2008.
It was after 2008 was the collapse, remember?
They were too big to fail.
Too big to fail.
Yeah, so it was $600 billion for that
to bail out the automobiles.
And Ford was like, no, we're not gonna do that.
We're gonna suck it up.
And then they also did a car buyback where,
not a buyback, but where they will give you $1,500
for a piece of shit car.
Anything you owned, like there was a car
sitting in your back that would give you $1,500 for it.
I don't even know what the fuck to deal with that,
but Obama did that.
Ridiculous.
I don't remember that.
Ridiculous, this is ridiculous.
$1.8 billion, $1.7 billion, it's ridiculous.
I guess they won't get that much.
They won't get that much.
Ford's going to appeal, it'll get reduced.
No, it's still gonna be a lot of money.
And what's crazy is 60% of that goes to the legal firm,
or even more than that.
60%, I'm thinking 30.
I think it's, oh, the majority goes to the legal firm,
is what I understood.
No, I don't think so.
I don't know, I've never had to go through this.
Yeah, I mean, when I won my $1.3 billion suit.
Sean watched Boston Legal with William Shatner.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you should be an expert on this.
And that other guy from Blacklist.
From Blacklist.
The guy from Blacklist?
Yeah.
Yeah, what is his name?
The guy that's Spader.
James Spader.
Look at me!
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Wow, I came up with a name before you did.
Yeah, you did, I was impressed.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, I'd trip out on some of these television shows,
and you think of William Shatner,
you had mentioned something like that,
and I think of him being from Star Trek,
and we had the death of the,
what was the black lady's name?
Uhura. Uhura.
Uhura.
Uhura was her real name?
Michelle Nichols.
Yeah, Michelle Nichols.
You start thinking of these,
how hot they were.
I mean, I had some crushes on some of these.
On Uhura?
Well, you know that, but just some 80s chicks back there,
when we were growing up,
it was just talking about William Shatner,
we were talking about some 80s stuff earlier,
and we were talking about cool things,
like in the first episode of the Dudes.
I've got this podcast tonight,
but we never touched up or talked about
some of the crushes that we had,
because the 80s crushes, I mean,
I had a lot growing up, didn't you?
I mean, I wanna see,
there was some Irish girl
that was on all the beer commercials.
Do you guys remember her?
No.
I don't either.
Is it Courtney Weaver?
No.
Courtney Weaver didn't do it for me.
She didn't do it for me either.
How about Molly Ringwald,
from...
No.
No, Molly Ringwald didn't.
Heather Locklear?
Mine was Demi Moore in About Last Night.
Demi Moore was cute.
In that movie, she was stunning,
and she hasn't looked the same since, really.
Demi Moore?
Yeah.
Demi Moore was a fox for a long, long time.
Well, yeah, I know, but in About Last Night,
she looked absolutely amazing.
That was one of my big time crushes.
I think Farrah Fawcett,
back in the early 80s.
Yeah, we're gonna have to come up with,
just to jog the memory,
we need to come up with a list.
Cheryl Ladd.
Yeah, we need to see a list of...
Well, you know, from the Charlie's Angels.
Yeah, any of the Charlie's Angels chicks.
And Susan Sommers, I mean, from Threes Companies as well.
I mean, you have several blondes that went through there.
Cheryl Ladd, I don't remember,
I forget who the other ones were.
Christy McNichol.
Didn't you have a hots for her?
Oh, I did.
Eight is enough?
Where did you pull that from?
And Meatballs.
That was nice, yeah.
You know, Jacqueline Smith was my favorite.
Meatballs?
Oh, yeah, she was pretty hot.
Jacqueline Smith was my favorite cheerleader.
Now, what color?
Charlie's Angels.
I'll tell you who I thought was extremely attractive
was Linda Carter.
I didn't. The Wonder Woman.
No, I didn't have the hots for her.
Oh, she was beautiful.
Linda Carter.
I think I...
How about Kathy Ireland?
I think I liked Bionic Woman more
than I liked Wonder Woman.
Brooke Shields.
No, she didn't do it for me.
There's gotta be...
Marie Osmond?
No, she's cute.
Valerie Bertinelli.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, now you're getting there.
Strumming that guitar.
Yeah, no.
How about Madonna Marana?
You like Madonna?
Oh, I had a huge...
Back then, she looks like a freak now.
I know.
She was a dosh.
Dude, did you see her on one of the last...
She was on...
What's going on with her?
She was on either Jimmy Kimmel
or one of those Fallon shows recently,
and I saw this little snippet.
She was at an awards ceremony
where she was dressed in some sort of elastic black thing,
and she turned around and she was wearing some thong,
and you saw that big ass.
Well, it was fake.
The ass was fake?
Yes.
She's like 65.
Oh, you're saying she had prosthesis in there or something?
She had some kind of work done on her ass
to get it to look like that at the age of 65
or whatever she is.
That's sad.
I know, I brought this up before.
It's sad that women at that age
feel like they still need to look like they're 25,
and so they do all this work
and they look horrible, in my opinion.
I don't know, I hate it.
Look at that.
She's just gross.
Is this recent?
I don't know.
Put in like...
She's really 65 years old?
She looks, yes.
Look at all that work she's had.
I mean, she looks plastic.
And who was Billy Joel's wife?
Cindy Crawford?
Christy Brinkley.
Yeah, she was good on...
Plus, she showed up, Christy Brinkley showed up
on the Chevy Chase National Lampoon movies, right?
Driving that Ferrari.
She was driving the Ferrari, yeah.
Don't you wanna go for it?
Yes, I do.
I love that byword.
She's in the pool area.
What about Bo Derek?
Oh.
Eh.
What do you mean, eh?
Have you seen 10 or did they not have that movie?
She's running down the beach.
Down the beach?
Of course that was tantalizing, yes.
Tantalizing.
But...
Hey, he's tantalizing.
But I'm talking...
But I'm talking about like crushes, no.
She wouldn't be a crush.
But you know, who was the girl on Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Her name's not Mia Farrow.
Mia Sarah.
Mia Sarah?
Yes.
Yeah, she was hot.
She was very cute.
I, yeah.
The dirty dancing chick was cute.
The dirt dancing on Ant-Ferris.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Oh my, yeah.
She's still cute today.
She kinda is.
She was a good looking older woman, yeah.
She was in a fantasy movie called Legend.
Was that with Tom Cruise?
With Tom Cruise.
I really enjoyed that movie.
I don't think I ever saw that.
It was very graphic.
Graphic from the point where it was very pretty.
It was a fan, yeah, it was fantasy.
I think it was well done.
And I liked the guy who played the devil.
Yeah, that was cool.
Tim Curry.
He did.
I've never seen that movie Legend, I don't think.
It's good.
How about Darryl Hannah?
In Splash.
She was hot in Splash.
She kinda looks very, she's very plastic these days.
Is she?
Well they all are, that's what's so sad.
Yeah.
But you know who's hanging tough?
Is Elizabeth Chu.
Oh yeah, she's in The Boys.
I know, and she doesn't look bad.
No, she's like boobin' it out and everything.
Yeah, she does not look bad.
And I was like, I had a major crush on her.
Back to the future?
Yeah.
Karate Kid?
Yeah, well and then The Saint came out.
That's when I was like, oh my gosh.
How about Gina?
She's so cute.
Gina Davis.
No.
No, no, it didn't really do it for me.
Kid Bayesinger?
Yeah.
Yeah, that works.
Nine and a half weeks.
Who was the, in the Thelma and Louise, who was the one?
Gina Davis and Susan Sarandon.
Susan Sarandon.
She didn't do much for me.
No, she was an activist hack from the beginning,
wasn't she?
Yes, she is.
Yeah, but okay, we're getting there.
No, she didn't.
But she's pretty, she is pretty, Susan Sarandon is.
She was kinda hot in Boulder Room.
I never saw that.
Oh, good movie.
Kevin Costner.
Yeah, I never saw it.
Oh, that's a good one, you need to go back
and watch that one.
Really?
That wasn't a right movie.
Oh, it was a great movie.
Never saw it.
Great baseball movie.
If you like baseball.
What about Wynonna Ryder?
Cute.
Never did much for me.
Christy Alley?
Back in the day, she was pretty.
Back with. What about Alley Sheedy?
No.
Any of that Rat Pack?
No. For me, it was Demi Moore
in that Rat Pack. Yeah, Demi Moore.
Yeah, Christy Alley these days.
She's, look at that picture right there,
the third one over.
She was attractive back then.
She's a good conservative, too.
Yeah, she is.
She is, she's not afraid to speak her mind
on Twitter and stuff.
Oh.
I like that.
I think she realizes, yeah, my career's done.
She reminds me of Taylor Dane.
The 90s pop music?
Yeah, I think they look similar.
Taylor Dane and Christy Alley,
I think they look very similar.
Some, yeah.
Let me, yeah, let's look at a picture of Taylor Dane.
Yeah.
Well.
Sort of, maybe not.
Yeah, well.
How about Jessica Lange?
Remember when she was on King Kong?
Oh yeah, she was pretty.
Well, remember her in Somewhere in Time?
No, that was Jane Seymour.
Damn it.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Come on, Paul.
Hold on, hold on, say it again.
Who are we talking about?
We're talking about Jessica Lange.
Okay.
She's a blonde.
Yes, no, I was thinking of that one.
I was thinking of Tootsie.
That was Dustin Hoffman.
Oh.
Oh, my bad, I thought Dustin Hoffman was hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
No, that's Jessica Lange.
No, that's Terry Gahr.
No, it is not.
I'll bet you $100.
Look it up.
It's Jessica Lange.
Terry Gahr.
It is not Terry Gahr.
You're gonna bet me 100 bucks?
No.
It is Terry, it is Jessica Lange.
I'm 100% positive.
I'll bet you 100 bucks.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, that's the roommate.
The Terry Gahr was in.
She is in there, but that's not the love interest.
So I win.
But that's not the love interest.
Oh, well, now we're gonna start breaking it down.
Yeah.
Okay.
Kind of like you're fasting with alcohol.
You're gonna start change the program.
She's the best friend?
She's the roommate, maybe?
Who was Terry Gahr in that movie?
I don't remember.
It's such a great movie.
I saw that in the theaters when it came out
and I haven't seen it since.
It was so good.
When exactly did Goldie Hawn jump the shark?
I mean, she's still cute today.
And then there's also Sally Fields.
Terry, well, Goldie Hawn never really did much for me.
But she was always been cute.
Like always.
I recall there was a movie that Goldie Hawn
played with Steve Martin,
where she was a waitress or something.
And Steve Martin was on his way.
He was gonna do this dream house or something like that.
I remember, I've seen it.
And so she kind of acts like she's his wife.
And it was kind of a cute movie.
I forget what the name of it is.
Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn.
Yeah, I don't remember the name of it.
But protocol, she was really cute in protocol.
What Meg Ryan.
Oh yeah.
A top gun.
Yeah.
Oh, and also.
When Harry met Sally.
Yeah, and email, what is that, with Tom?
You have mail.
You've got mail.
It wasn't Sleepless in Seattle,
wasn't she in that as well?
She was.
I think the best movie I've seen her in,
you're gonna laugh, is Joe Versus the Volcano.
She was great in that movie.
You know what I'm talking about?
Have you ever seen Joe Versus the Volcano?
Susanna Hoffs, no.
You never saw that?
Oh, that's a great movie.
Tom Hanks.
Oh, it was House Sitter with Goldie Hawn
and Steve Martin.
Yes, that's right.
That was Money Pit with Tom Hanks.
That was the lady from Cheers.
Tommy Hanks, and that was Money Pit.
Tommy Hanks?
What did I say, what's Tommy Hanks?
Tommy, I know Tom.
Tommy, hey Tommy, how you going?
All right, what is the girl's name from Cheers?
Diane, is her name, is her show on Cheers?
God, we suck at this.
Shelley Long?
Yeah, Shelley Long, here you go.
She's great in that movie.
How about Michelle Pfeiffer?
Oh yeah.
She pretty.
That's a big old whack.
You know the hottest movie I saw her in
was Into the Night.
You probably have never even heard of that movie.
Oh, Lady Hawk.
Was that Michelle Pfeiffer?
Yes.
But Into the Night.
Into the Night was with Jeff Goldblum?
I don't know.
Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Pfeiffer, great movie.
That was like 2000, that was a recent one.
No.
Oh, Into the Night in 85.
Yeah, it's an old one.
Is it Jeff Goldblum?
I never saw it, so I don't know.
Jeff Goldblum, yep.
Yeah.
And Stacy Pickering.
I'm gonna go back and watch that movie again.
It was a great movie.
How about the 80s movie,
nevermind, Less Than Zero.
With Robert Downey Jr.?
Yeah.
Hold on, there was a couple.
And the Bangles song?
Time, time, time.
Austin would love that movie.
New, new, new, new, new, new year.
That's just how it sounded.
Okay, well that was a remake.
Yeah, so Simon and Garfunkel.
Simon and Garfunkel.
Oh, Andrew McCarthy.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Jamie Gertz played.
No, she was in Lost Boys.
Yeah, she played on Less Than Zero.
She was on Twister.
She was cute in Lost Boys.
She was on Twister.
She was the obnoxious psychologist.
But Jamie Gertz, Lost Boys.
Yeah, so Jamie Gertz was,
she's annoying as fuck now.
I mean, but she was hot during that time,
that movie, when that movie came out.
Oh yeah.
I mean, look at that.
Look at that picture from the 80s.
Hmm.
You got Irene Cara from Fame.
She did nothing for me.
Wow.
I'm kind of taken aback by these pictures of Jamie Gertz.
Yeah, she's a...
All I really remember her from is from Twister.
See, when I saw this movie,
I got her confused with the singer of,
who sang the time, time, Less Than Zero.
Irene, no, Susanna Hoffs.
Yeah, yes, because they look very similar.
Look at that.
They do look similar.
Yeah, I was like...
I actually think Susanna Hoffs is prettier.
Damn, look at our producer.
I'm fucking point.
Do you see him toggle between those tabs?
He is on point, I like it.
Well, look at that one, a Cleveland 1980s.
Anyway, so there's just a couple of slices.
I mean, there weren't that many.
There weren't really that many, but there were a few.
The 80s hot chicks that we grew up with.
I think there's more than we're thinking of.
What are you talking about?
We just rattled off like 40.
Yeah, well, I mean, what did you,
did you have any posters on your wall?
I mean, did you have a Whac-A-Torium you kind of slid in?
I had a Madonna poster.
I had Fairfosset.
I did have a Madonna poster.
Is that hard to admit?
No, I mean, I don't care.
What did you have to admit?
I don't recall having a poster.
We just forgot somebody, Cindy Crawford.
Yeah, that was a little later in the teens.
Was it? Yeah.
Yeah, you mentioned Whac-A-Torium.
Oh, Cindy Crawford comes to mind.
And Paul's going through his Rolodex.
Yeah, I did her 10 times.
Yeah, I glued those pages together.
Oh, great.
That and the sticky calendar.
That and my record album of Samantha Fox.
She was a pinup girl.
Happened to get a song.
Wow, look how stunning.
And her daughter looks just like her.
It's creepy.
Oh, wow, she was a beautiful, beautiful woman.
Yeah, I'm still digging Jamie Gertz, though.
Yeah, no, I'm impressed.
I haven't seen those pictures before.
I can't even really remember Lost Boys.
Who was the main?
Keith Sutherland.
Keith Kiefer.
Kiefer Sutherland.
Yeah. Okay.
Was that his breakout movie, probably?
And it had the two Koreys in it.
As one of his first ones.
Corey Hart.
No, Corey, the one that killed himself.
Corey Hall.
Corey Hain.
And Corey, who's the one who we made fun of?
Corey Feldman.
Yeah, the one that said he had big news.
Yeah, never.
I feel bad for him.
He was totally abused.
I think he's, yeah, he's got some mental issues.
Yeah, I think he's messed up.
There's Jason Patrick.
He was in Speed.
Edward Herman was the dad or the stepdad.
On Speed?
He was the dad in Gilmore Girls.
Yeah, he was in Speed with Sandra Bullock.
She's another one, Sandra Bullock.
Oh, yeah, she's a cutie.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like Sandra.
I like her a lot.
You know, this guy's, that is,
I wonder if the story's ever gonna really come out.
You know, because every time,
like when Corey Feldman came up with these interviews,
he was kinda like, yeah, I've got a whole library
of information I can reveal about, you know,
the pedophilia going on
and how his friend Corey Haim was involved in it
and he was abused, how they both were abused,
but Corey Haim was abused even more,
according to Feldman.
Well, he killed him and ultimately killed himself.
Yeah, well, drugs and stuff.
Dude, if the Epstein List hasn't come out by now.
The Corey Feldman List isn't?
None of that stuff is gonna come out.
I'm sorry, the powerful are gonna suppress this shit
and it's never gonna come out.
Based on what Corey Feldman has done
in the past five years,
they're kinda like, you know what, look, dude,
we'll continue to help promote your career.
And it's like every two or three years,
they allow him to come up with another album or something
and he just does this off the wall crazy shit.
Michael Jackson shit.
Oh, God, it's like, dude, come on.
You're not Michael Jackson.
Well, the video you guys showed me was a long time ago.
That wasn't recent.
Well, I mean, these are recent.
These are within the last two, three years.
Well, maybe five years now.
Oh, what is this guy now?
He's gotta be almost 50.
Mid-40s?
Well, he's born in 71, so he's 51 years old.
He's your age.
My age? So he's 52, right?
53.
Damn, that's crazy.
My, dude, you're a year older than me.
You're 53.
Yeah, so I'm 52 and he's 71, so he's your age.
I'm the youngest one of the three of us?
I guess, I don't know.
Yeah, but Corey Feldman has quite the career, too.
I mean, he, I mean, it's like,
one of my all-time favorites movies
was growing up in the 80s.
I'll just say, you know, favorite movies growing up
in the 80s, I'll say Goonies.
Goonies.
I mean, just one, a classic movie
you can watch this today, Goonies.
Goonies, huh?
One of my favorites was Aliens.
Yeah, that and True Lies rank is...
Well, that was a little bit later, for me, anyway.
And I'll tell you a weird one that I used to,
Star Wars obviously as a kid was highly influential,
but every year me and my buddy would go see Fantasia.
That's the Disney thing.
Correct, with the classical music to it.
I think I saw, I didn't, I haven't seen the whole thing.
I wanna go back and watch that.
We'd go every single year, it'd come out once a year.
That's super cool.
And we'd go every year and watch it.
I like that.
Until we were like 11 or 12, right?
I like that.
So. That's cool.
I haven't seen it in years, but those, well, again,
I don't know what I'd think about it today.
I'm sure I'd like it.
Well, I mean, that's what we were talking about.
It's like, we talk about all these movies.
Why not go back and watch them, like Xanadu?
I know that sounds cheesy.
How about the Breakfast Club?
I would love to go back and watch Xanadu.
I wish they would redo the Breakfast Club,
but at the same time I don't.
No, no.
Well, I mean, if they could make it,
like where it's not so woke,
that's the reason why I don't want them to do it.
But if they could make it.
Why we make it, it was brilliant.
Well, whatever.
So you got the Breakfast Club,
that's another one that's a classic.
I can watch that one again.
You know, we talked about, that's a perfect example,
like earlier in the podcast,
we were talking about the different cliques of schools.
Right.
Breakfast Club is the epitome of all that.
Sure it is, yeah.
The total epitome of all that.
Well, I mean, the design of the movie
was to envelop all those.
That was the whole point of the movie.
That's when we were in high school.
Yeah, you had, what were they?
One was a jock, one was a skater dude.
One was a nerd.
One, the Ali Sheedy.
Ali Sheedy was like a weirdo.
Just a weirdo goth chick, I think.
She was goth, exactly.
Goth is the perfect word for that.
Then Molly Ringwald was the goody-two-shoes.
Yeah, the pretty popular girl.
Right, and then you had the nerd,
Anthony McClelland. What a fantastic movie that was.
So we're looking at a picture of the five of them.
You have Amelia Westavez, then you have Judd Nelson.
Molly, as you guys said, Ali Sheedy.
Yeah.
And Paul Gleason.
Who?
He was the principal or vice principal.
He was the principal.
Then you have Anthony Michael Hall,
which is the dude in the center there.
Yeah.
Wow, that's a fantastic movie.
Well, you know, even Anthony Michael Hall,
he was in a couple funny movies,
he was in a couple funny movies.
He was in Vacation.
And Sixteen Candles.
Oh, that's right.
Weird Science.
Yeah, Weird Science, I thought that was funny.
That's a great movie.
Ali Sheedy was here too.
That lady that was in Weird Science
was pretty smoking as well.
What was her name?
She was, oh, there's no way I remember that name.
She was in Lady in Red as well.
Yeah, she was British.
Yeah, she was married to Steven Seagal for a while.
Really?
Yes.
What was her name?
Kelly LeBrock.
Oh, yes.
Kelly LeBrock, very nice.
All right, so he had Bill Paxton play his Chet, his brother.
I remember that dick.
He was a dick.
I speak.
He was, he was such a dick.
We saw that movie recently,
like in the last three years, Weird Science.
Didn't he get turned into a big pile of shit?
Yes.
Yes, he did.
He was like, what's up?
What's up, dude?
Oh, wow.
Well, so why don't we go back
and watch some of these movies, man?
That'd be fun.
I'm afraid they won't hold up.
Well, but they will.
They will because we have memories attached to them.
Like, I watched Weird Science and it held up.
Right.
It totally held up.
I wouldn't mind seeing that again.
I'd like to see
16 Candles again.
That'd be a good one.
I'd watch Xanadu again.
I've seen that movie once.
Again, it was in the theater.
I don't know what that's gonna be like.
I wanna watch that one.
Oh, it's gonna be crazy cheesy.
So if I were to pick a movie
that I think Jeff was gonna watch,
it was like Steel Magnolias.
Pass.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I think you would like that.
Fried green tomatoes.
They had Predator, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters.
I mean, there's a lot.
I'll tell you, faggishly, I liked The Land Before Time.
Oh, we forgot Julia Roberts.
And Pretty Woman, she was good.
Was that in the 80s?
No, that was in the 90s.
That'd be early 90s.
And then you got Beetlejuice.
Was that in the 80s or was that in the 90s?
That's Gina Davis.
And that was in 1988.
That's Alec Baldwin, isn't it?
What?
Michael Keaton in The Beetlejuice?
Michael Keaton.
No, the husband.
Oh, I don't know.
Gina Davis' husband.
Oh, he was Alec Baldwin.
Yeah.
Yes.
Freaking, you know what?
I'll watch The Beetlejuice again.
Oh, it's a great movie.
Yeah, that's the fact that.
Michael Keaton is awesome in that movie.
Yeah.
Yeah, Desperately Sick and Susan.
Did you guys see that one with Madonna?
I tried watching that and I couldn't get through it.
How about?
That was Sean Penn?
Sean Penn, I don't know.
That was Shanghai Surprise or something like that.
How about the cartoon, believe it or not,
The Little Mermaid?
Loved it.
Oh, I saw it, yeah.
Oh, I took.
She's hot.
I took.
And she's promiscuous, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's actually anything you want her to be.
I remember taking a girl on a date to that movie.
That was.
Well, I mean, everyone loves the songs.
I mean, with the kids growing up.
I mean, I know every song that came out there.
But you've got Big with Tom Hanks.
Remember Big?
Oh, yeah.
That was fantastic.
Who was the girl in that show?
She was cutie.
The older lady, right?
Yeah, and she like.
Elizabeth Perkins.
She was pretty.
I don't remember.
She was all right.
I thought she was cute.
Well, that's just it.
She was cute.
Let me see where she at.
I think we got a good picture of her.
There he is right there.
Yeah, there's other movies that she's been in that she looks
a little bit better than that.
I wonder how she felt after she found out
that she banged a child in the movie.
Well, you remember how it ended.
Yeah, well, I mean, she gave a kiss on the cheek.
Exactly.
Come see me when you're 18.
Right.
Is that what she said?
I don't remember that.
I don't remember the weird giggle.
So she came and visited him as a kid.
I don't remember how it ended.
Yeah, well, he was at the Zoloft, Zovar,
at the Zoltar Wish Machine.
And she was like, no, because she's chasing him,
trying to find him, track him down,
because he's at this place where the Zoltar machine was at.
And he made the wish.
And he's coming around the corner.
And she looks at him, and he's wearing this adult suit that's
over too big for him.
And she started talking to him.
And he was kind of like, yeah, well, this is me.
And this is the way I am.
She gives him a kiss on the cheek.
And she's like, well, when you're old enough,
give me a call.
She'd say quite like that.
But she wants.
And so do you think they hooked up later?
I don't know, man.
I think the potential is there.
They had that soulmate connection.
She was what, probably 20 years older than him?
I don't know.
That's not uncommon.
Well, yeah, but the time he's going to be in her 40s
by the time he's 20.
Well, how old was he then?
Like 12, 18?
That's what I mean.
How old is she?
Probably 32?
Well, remember the case of the teacher and the student?
And she ended up going to jail.
And he waited for her.
And she got out.
And they had kids.
They had a family and everything.
And then they got divorced.
She's dead now.
She died.
She died?
What did she die of?
She got sick.
Cancer, I think.
That's too bad.
I'll tell you another great movie.
It was not very, I'm dead poet society with Robin Williams.
Never saw it.
I did.
And I thought it was just kind of nauseating.
I never saw it.
Really?
Yeah, I just thought it was too idealistic and too.
Probably too cerebral.
Yeah, too something.
What about Soulman?
Maybe I just wasn't in the mood for it.
I thought it was going to be maybe funny.
But it was too intense.
Too artsy.
Yeah, too artsy and intense.
What about Soulman?
We'll see Thomas Howell.
Oh, my god.
How would they get away with that today?
I don't know.
So that's Blackface, right?
Yeah, he's best known.
Tom's on Blackface.
The whole movie is Blackface.
Yeah, there he is.
Yeah, I don't think they could make that these days.
No, they totally couldn't.
Oh, my gosh.
Terminator came out in the 80s.
Yeah.
Classic one.
Look at that.
Look at his pimp.
You know what that reminds me of?
Of the most racist movies ever.
That reminds me of Weird Science when Anthony Michael Hall's
like, yeah, bitches, you're the best,
when he's like totally shit faced.
Remember?
You see, the bitches, they kind of hold their spoke.
Right.
That's what it is.
He's sitting at an old table full of black jazz musicians.
You know who the girl is there?
That's great.
That's Ray Dong Chong.
She's pretty.
Tommy Chong's from Chicken Chong.
Really?
That's his daughter, yeah.
So she was also in Commando?
I think you're right, yeah.
Cute.
She's really cute.
How about Red Dawn?
Great movie.
Did you guys watch that?
Oh, I did.
I don't remember it though at all.
OK, well, you know who the actors were.
Was it Patrick Spacey?
What?
Yes, it was Patrick Swayze.
But yeah, I saw Red.
Yes, that was Patrick Swayze.
Leah Thomas.
Charlie Sheen, actually, was in the movie.
See, Thomas Howell.
No, that's the remake with Thor in it.
What?
No, Charlie Sheen's in it.
Right there.
Yeah, Chuck Sheen.
And Leah Thompson.
See, Thomas Howell.
And the girl from Dirty Dancing.
Jennifer Grey.
Yeah.
She looks hot there, doesn't she?
Chuck Sheen.
Love the way she's holding that gun.
Pat Swayze.
Have we talked about the Jennifer Grey, Mia Sarah
picture where they're going to be kissing?
When they're about to kiss.
And it was like just they're making jokes.
You did, and you said you had like the erection from that.
Oh my god.
I had a flashback.
That was the cum load that made me black out.
I woke up a week later.
It totally was.
Cum load?
Dude.
That's where all the blood totally came out of my brain,
and I woke up a week later.
You got to look that up.
Look up Jennifer Grey, Mia Sarah kiss.
Just look up that.
Jennifer Grey.
It is the hottest picture I've ever seen.
Nah, that's weird.
Isn't it funny?
We just were such pervs.
You guys are.
No, you are.
I have never heard of this.
Oh, wait till you see the picture.
You're so full of shit.
Just like what Sean said, cum load, or whatever he said.
You got to remember special.
How about the karate kid?
That's about as 80s as it gets.
Well, that was Elizabeth Shoe.
A wax on, a wax off.
Is that Elizabeth Shoe?
Yes, it was.
Yes, that was Elizabeth Shoe.
Mia Sarah.
No.
Where is it?
You guys are so disappointed.
Oh, hold on.
Just wait for it.
Damn it.
They scrubbed it from the internet.
Challenge accepted.
Stand by.
Well, you're not going to be able to show it.
You may have to Google it.
Google.
Yeah.
Take your safe search off.
Are they like full nude?
No, no.
They're not even kissing.
They're just leaning in for a kiss.
Like tongues?
No, no tongue.
Why are you being weird?
Like drooling.
Why are you being all like perv and stuff?
There it is.
Look at that, dude.
So Jennifer Grey kissing Mia Sarah between takes
of the Ferris Bueller.
Look at that open mouth.
That's.
Tell me that is not something else.
There are several takes of it.
You can see how her mouth is a little closer on the next one.
Yes.
Oh, God.
You guys are pervs.
I need a minute.
I was going to say that I need a moment.
You guys need to rehydrate.
Wow.
Anyways.
Paula's staring.
I am.
My mouth is open.
I was speaking of bucket lists.
That is something I'd like to add to the bucket list.
It's really a beautiful picture.
Greatest picture ever.
Oh, we're such pervs.
All right.
Well, you know what?
This podcast, I didn't think we were
going to be talking about this for this long, but whatever.
It's dudes like us, and we're reminiscing about the 80s,
and we're drinking the angels envy.
I think we chatted about it.
Well, Paula and I have.
I don't think you've had it.
I've had plenty of mine.
I've been sipping it.
You've been responsible tonight.
I know.
You've been tough with that.
You said you don't have the feeling the spirit is lost.
Yeah.
I don't feel like it's because I'm not drunk.
I've lost that love.
No.
This is a barrel of 15.55, and it's
made from the port wine barrels, which
is different from the rest.
This one's chosen from the total wine.
It was featured by the total wine.
It's a store pick.
It's a store pick, and this is bottle 89 of barrel 15.55.
Curiously, how many bottles do you get out of a barrel?
We've done this math before.
We have done this math.
All right.
So OK, how about this?
Where do the barrels come from?
Do they come from the big vats?
What?
When you fill up a barrel.
They age them in barrels.
Pardon?
They age it in barrels.
It's the clear.
They age it in barrels, but where?
It's the clear distillate.
I understand.
So when they're talking about barrels,
so you have a batch of the multigrain product, the base,
and they take it from a large vat
that they make themselves out of all their recipe,
and then they age in the barrels.
So how many barrels fit in a vat?
Oh, good Lord.
Well, the vats are all different.
That one video said it was 9,350 gallons.
All right.
So I guess there's.
And those barrels are what, 55 gallons?
All right.
All right, well, you know what?
That's what I think about.
So when you think of this as a barrel of 1555,
how many vats is that?
The vats are different sizes, not a standard size of vats.
All right, well, these are continuing deep thoughts
by dudes on Gus.
Yes.
August 23rd, I got to text my dad.
I'm such a piece of shit.
Happy birthday, Pop.
August 23rd.
He's 80 years old.
He might be asleep.
Oh, I don't give a fuck.
I'm waking his ass up.
He's out partying.
He's hitting the strip club.
This is strip joints.
Come on, bitches.
You should take your dad to the strip joint.
Did I?
Oh, that would have been the best.
Yeah, sit there.
And how could we?
We should have gone with you how we could say no.
I mean, this is Father's birthday.
We don't want to go, honey, but.
Sean's making us.
He's 80, for God's sake.
Oh, it happens once.
Yeah, and he's giving us $1,000 in ones.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Joe.
And Producer Austin.