1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,840 I'm pretty damn excited about the lineup we have today for our dudes like us. 2 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:26,440 It's August 23rd, holy sugar water, I forgot to say happy birthday to Grandpa Sean's dad. 3 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,000 Ah, or to my wife. 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 My dad's nice, text her. 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Paul? 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,640 You're saying it's uh, yeah. 7 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,880 It's my poppy's 80th birthday by the way. 8 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,880 Today? 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:39,880 Yeah today. 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,880 We better text him real quick. 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,560 Yeah, well, yeah I'll do that. 12 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,560 This is your grandfather? 13 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,560 No, this is my dad. 14 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Oh, I was gonna say, wow, you still have a grandfather who's alive? 15 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:53,400 I saw a picture on the old farts on the TV with Joe Biden, I was like, hey, I gotta text 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,400 my dad. 17 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,400 You're like, that kinda looks like my dad. 18 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,680 He's gonna hear this and shoot me. 19 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:06,640 No, actually I was pretty excited about the lineup of bourbons we have. 20 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:13,160 I get a text message from Total One liquor rep, totally breaking the rules. 21 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,600 He was like, it's somebody from Total One. 22 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,600 Right, right, right. 23 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,600 He won't name names. 24 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,600 He texts me. 25 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,600 No. 26 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:28,080 I'm just, I get the text, I'm kinda like, hey, we got some wellers. 27 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:32,280 He said O-A-W and you're like, what is that? 28 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280 Do we have that? 29 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,280 You were calling us. 30 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,600 I think you FaceTimed us or something. 31 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,600 Yeah, well, you know what? 32 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,600 Oh yeah, you did. 33 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,880 He picked up the Batphone on that one. 34 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,600 Yeah, I was like, we need some immediate attention on this. 35 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,000 So I was like, I didn't even say yes or no to him. 36 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I just said, on my way. 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,720 This was a really nice find. 38 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,280 This is a hard bottle to find here. 39 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,400 I think for the most part, most places. 40 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,360 Yeah, no, I've never even heard of it. 41 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:02,480 So well, we have the one that's easiest to find. 42 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:09,040 We have the green, the Weller Special Reserve, I think the green label with the yellow print 43 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,040 on it. 44 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Yeah, this one's the red label. 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,200 Yeah, the old antique Weller 107. 46 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,200 107. 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,960 So I text out a few friends. 48 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:24,280 I have a little text, a group text with a couple of our cousins, my wife's cousins. 49 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,920 I sent a picture of the Wellers out, the 107. 50 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:33,080 And Sam, I won't say his last name, Sam P. is his last name. 51 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,800 He runs, he's got an appreciation for bourbon and cigars. 52 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:42,320 So he hosts down at the McKinney Square at a cigar shop. 53 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,440 I forget the name, in Fuego. 54 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,720 One day out of the month, I think maybe Sunday or something like that, where they have a 55 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:54,520 bunch of bourbon connoisseurs come up and they bring a bottle and they all share it 56 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,040 and do some samples. 57 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,960 And so there's like 30, 40 people that show up for this thing. 58 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,480 And they get in a raffle and someone wins a, oh, and you know, corn bourbon. 59 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:08,760 Anyways, we're excited about the Wellers and I take a picture and send it to him and he's 60 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,480 like, I get three of these. 61 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,480 He sends a picture back. 62 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,360 His is like half full and I'm just like, oh, he's got a bottle. 63 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,360 He's got a bottle of it. 64 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,360 He sent a picture back. 65 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,360 I mean, whatever. 66 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,360 That's fine. 67 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,360 But at the same time, I'm like, bitch, please. 68 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,800 He's socky, fracky, pocky. 69 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,240 But we need to go to the, we need to go one of his bourbon tasting and have dudes like 70 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,240 us presence there. 71 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,240 One of his? 72 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,240 What are you saying? 73 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,240 His? 74 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,240 What I'm saying is that- 75 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,240 He owns like a restaurant or something or? 76 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,240 No. 77 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,080 What he's created, I'm not going to look it up right now. 78 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:42,320 He's created a Facebook group for cigar and bourbon connoisseurs. 79 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:48,720 Now I won't be spending time inside the place because I don't smoke cigars anymore because 80 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,120 it just tears my stomach up. 81 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,120 And plus I just don't like the smell. 82 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,160 It's something that I just, I'm not into. 83 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,000 I can tolerate it for like maybe two minutes. 84 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,680 As you're walking by the place, you're like, oh, that's like, well, that's not a bad smell. 85 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,440 And then like 10 seconds later, you're like, no, I'm done. 86 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,000 There are some guys out there, they whip out a pipe and you kind of like, oh, I like the 87 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 way that pipe smells. 88 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I like pipe smoke. 89 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,680 Yeah, well, I mean, some of these cigars are the same thing. 90 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,680 You've got some cigar smells that are similar to pipes. 91 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,680 You know, they're just- 92 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:17,680 Like swisher sweets? 93 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,160 No, I would not say a swisher sweets. 94 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:26,960 Swisher sweets are known for slicing open and replacing the tobacco with marijuana. 95 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,760 That's what they use a blunt for. 96 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,280 Yeah, no, we won't be doing that either. 97 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,280 Yeah, that wasn't in my town where I grew up. 98 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,960 Well, I grew up on a border town. 99 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:41,280 So just the other day I was thinking about that, Shelly was saying something about, somebody 100 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,840 was smoking a cigar outside of like where we were staying. 101 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,720 And she was like, just going off on the cigar smoke. 102 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:53,080 And I was thinking to myself, it just made me think I would like, I've never smoked a 103 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,760 pipe, right? 104 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,040 Like what my grandfather, I mean, those big, those big- 105 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,040 Like Sherlock Holmes pipe. 106 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 107 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,040 Yeah, the big one. 108 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,400 I mean, it wasn't that extreme, but you know, as a kid, he would have a pipe and he would- 109 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,040 It doubles as a bourbon zarf. 110 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,120 Yeah, maybe, I don't know. 111 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:13,360 But he would blow the smoke rings and he would blow smoke out of his nose and we all giggled 112 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,760 his kids because he was like the dragon. 113 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,640 Anyway, I just loved the smell of the smoke. 114 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:25,360 So if we literally had a night where we smoked pipe tobacco, would we be like- 115 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,720 It probably wouldn't feel good. 116 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,400 I was going to say, would we feel sick? 117 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,680 I mean, would we even taste what we smell? 118 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:32,680 Does that make sense? 119 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:37,240 I want to include that in our post-50s hobbies. 120 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,840 That is a topic we'll probably be talking about now. 121 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,080 I was thinking a one and done, but I'm not going to do that if I'm going to, like you 122 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,320 said, if I'm going to feel like shit, if I'm in it, and it's nothing like- 123 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,800 Well, have you ever smoked a cigarette? 124 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,800 One. 125 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,800 How'd you feel? 126 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,800 It was okay. 127 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800 It was okay. 128 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,800 I'm out. 129 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 It was no big deal. 130 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:53,800 I'm out. 131 00:05:53,800 --> 00:06:00,280 Well, of course, my last, I've smoked some cigars before and it gives you ass mouth for 132 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:07,080 one thing, and the one time that I felt really bad was when I did a skull bandit and that 133 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,080 thing just wrecked me. 134 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 I had to lay down. 135 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,960 I was like, I feel like shit. 136 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,960 But is pipe smoke different? 137 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,960 I don't know. 138 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,960 I've never done a pipe. 139 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:15,960 I don't know. 140 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,160 Because you take the raw tobacco and you kind of stuff it in the little pipe, right? 141 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,400 Yeah, but tobacco, tobacco is tobacco. 142 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,400 I mean, you're either- 143 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,400 Is it? 144 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,400 Okay, yeah. 145 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,400 I don't know. 146 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Here you're smoking it in a bong or you're smoking it in a paper-wrapped vessel. 147 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,120 Either way, it's the same thing. 148 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,120 You're smoking tobacco. 149 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,560 So what makes the pipe smoke so inviting? 150 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:37,520 Well, I mean, they have different flavor tobaccos. 151 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,960 Sometimes they infuse the tobacco with certain things. 152 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:47,880 I mean, some tobaccos are made so that you don't necessarily, you inhale very little 153 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:54,000 bit, but you take a big inhalation into your mouth, so you pull it into your mouth and 154 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:59,240 you inhale very little of it, but then you just pull it, blow it out. 155 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:04,040 So you get the aroma of it and you get a little inhalation. 156 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,040 What's his name? 157 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,600 The old dude that played God. 158 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,600 Bing- 159 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,520 Morgan Freeman. 160 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,920 Do you remember the one that was from the 80s? 161 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,800 No, he had big glasses with John Denver was in the movie. 162 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,800 What? 163 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,800 Was it Oh God or- 164 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,800 It was Oh God. 165 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 John Denver? 166 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 Yeah, he was in the movie. 167 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,800 Oh, wow. 168 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 The movie was Oh God. 169 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Well, whatever. 170 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 God was his name. 171 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,640 He was a good comedian from the 40s. 172 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,440 If I could pull it up here. 173 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,880 That would have been nice to find out what Oh God, who the actors in Oh God was. 174 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:41,720 I guess we'll never know because our producer's falling asleep over there. 175 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,720 Oh, wait. 176 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,720 What's going on? 177 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 George Burns. 178 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,720 Yeah, George Burns. 179 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,720 Okay, yeah. 180 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,720 Now we all recognize him. 181 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,720 And he's still asleep. 182 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,840 All right, so what was your point? 183 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,440 George Burns did pipes? 184 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,440 Okay, I'm sorry. 185 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,960 I was distracted by the lack of attention still. 186 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,960 But yeah, George Burns, he would have a cigar all the time. 187 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,960 And he was like, and he was one of his things. 188 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,880 He was just like, you know, he never inhales it. 189 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,600 He says, I take the cigar, I have it. 190 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:19,080 I always pull the inhalation into his mouth, but doesn't inhale it into his lungs. 191 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,760 I don't think a lot of people inhale cigars, do they? 192 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,960 Yeah, well, yeah, actually there are lots of people that do. 193 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,960 I mean, I don't. 194 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,280 Yeah, the only time I've smoked a cigar and I couldn't finish it because it was making 195 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,000 me sick was, yeah, that's what they all said. 196 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Oh, don't inhale. 197 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Don't inhale. 198 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I was like, okay. 199 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:38,040 And so I was like, I was like struggling trying to figure out, am I inhaling? 200 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,040 Am I not inhaling? 201 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,440 You know, I mean, I felt stupid. 202 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,040 But anyway, I was like, oh my God, I feel like shit. 203 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,760 I'm going to quit doing this. 204 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,080 So yes, it was also that rot mouth that you were talking about. 205 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:52,200 It's just even the next day you wake up, you just like, oh, it was awful. 206 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:58,400 It would get down into my brain, my system, my what were you doing with the cigar? 207 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:04,560 It would jack up my stomach where it just created an incredible amount of acid. 208 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,120 It was it was. 209 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,120 Did you inhale though? 210 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,120 Or you just in the end? 211 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,120 I did the same thing. 212 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,920 It was very small inhalations. 213 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,400 But it you know, it doesn't matter. 214 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,400 You're around it. 215 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,380 You're inhaling the side stream or second hand, however you want to call it. 216 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:24,600 You know, it gets into your lungs and you know, you walk into a cigar shop and you got 217 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:29,440 some guys that are pounding on some some some stogies. 218 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,000 You know, the whole place is just blown up. 219 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh God. 220 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I mean, your eyes burn. 221 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Right. 222 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I remember I walked in there. 223 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,080 I've never been in a cigar shop. 224 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,080 I've walked by them. 225 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,080 I have not. 226 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,680 I walked in and visited a friend I was invited. 227 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,120 It was during the Oktoberfest in downtown McKinney. 228 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:50,840 And I walked in there and said, hello, I forget his name was Cody, Cody, who used to work 229 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,720 for one of the beer distributors out there. 230 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,720 I forget the name. 231 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,720 Frank Coonio. 232 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,720 Yeah, exactly. 233 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,720 Was Frank Coonio. 234 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,360 And so anyways, I walk in there and say, hey, what's going on? 235 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,360 And we're talking. 236 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:06,160 I'm just like, yeah, you know, I was maybe like, can we take this outside 30 seconds 237 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,160 longer? 238 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,160 And I was like, I got to go. 239 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,040 I can't handle my eyes were burning. 240 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,960 And it felt like I smoked a pack of cigarettes while I was in there for one minute. 241 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,440 Was it just a haze? 242 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,440 Oh, it was. 243 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,000 So and also cancer by the time I walked out. 244 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,320 If you're not used to tobacco, it will. 245 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,760 I mean, like you said, you when you did dip. 246 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,760 Right. 247 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,760 Yeah. 248 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,760 It'll like the one time I only did it. 249 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,600 I was like, I'm never doing that again. 250 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,600 That can make you sick. 251 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,600 So what do you what is that? 252 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,600 It's like a buzz. 253 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,000 It gives you a buzz and it or it's too much. 254 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,520 And it's like, it made me very lightheaded, made me nauseous. 255 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,640 Yeah, give you the spin. 256 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:45,600 And that's totally if you're too, if you swallow the, you know, some people, you got to spit 257 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,600 the spit out. 258 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,600 Yeah, you don't swallow that. 259 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:52,360 You're not supposed to swallow the spit, you know, and she's that is a nasty habit carrying 260 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,360 around a big bottle of flammables. 261 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:58,000 Oh, I mean, it's just just leaving it somewhere and it spills. 262 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,560 Well, that was that was one of the worst things I had to deal with when I was working at that 263 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,560 movie theater. 264 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,640 I was picking up cups as fast as possible. 265 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,640 It's disgusting. 266 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:10,480 And then, yep, I plunged two fingers into a dip cup, you know, one of those courtesy 267 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,480 little cups. 268 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:19,480 And I was like, oh, gee, you know, I remember back at the time when I tried my gold bandits 269 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,280 for the first time and we went to the movies. 270 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:25,200 And I'll tell you what, what I remember from going to the movies in the 80s the most as 271 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:32,040 a kid was I would go by because this was the post exchange in Fort Monmouth, New Jersey, 272 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 when it was a fort. 273 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:40,680 And we go to the post exchange and you can buy like a pound of lead bullets, anchors for 274 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,280 fishing. 275 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,280 And there were little balls. 276 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,280 Oh, yeah. 277 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,440 And they had a little they were like little ball bearings, but they had a little. 278 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,440 I mean, oh, yeah, they're there. 279 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,440 Yeah. 280 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,440 But you could buy like in line. 281 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,440 We're sinkers. 282 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,440 Yeah. 283 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:59,760 So we would sit at the top of the movie theater and we would lose. 284 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,640 We'd let a couple loose and, you know, they would roll down. 285 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,640 They're so loud. 286 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,640 And they hit a chair leg and bounce and you can hear them. 287 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,640 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 288 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,120 Would you like dump a whole box out? 289 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,480 Well, well, I mean, I was just trying to work. 290 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:18,360 Well, I mean, the bag came in like a bag of thousand. 291 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,360 I don't know. 292 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,360 It was a lot. 293 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,280 I don't remember how you literally did all of them or just a few. 294 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,680 Oh, I mean, we have done all of them before. 295 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,000 This is something that happened more than one occurrence. 296 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,720 You got to imagine we went to Sunday or Saturday matinee frequently, like every Saturday, because 297 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,680 it was like it's like twenty five cents. 298 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,680 Right. 299 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,680 Right. 300 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,680 Twenty five cents. 301 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,680 So we went down. 302 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,440 Anyways, it was five cents for the little bag of lead. 303 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,640 So it was just it was funny for me at the time. 304 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,640 That's what I remember. 305 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,360 But the school band, it brings me back that memory of it as a dog. 306 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,360 You'd be like those fucking. 307 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,360 Oh, my God. 308 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,360 Oh, yeah. 309 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:54,360 You know how long it takes for that lead marble from the top of the all the way down to the 310 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,360 bottom. 311 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,920 And you've got like this is a big auditorium. 312 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:01,520 I mean, this is designed for, you know, ceremonies and things. 313 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,040 So it wasn't like the small movie theater. 314 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,520 This one had probably a thousand seats. 315 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,560 I don't know, a thousand. 316 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,560 But it was it was a lot. 317 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,560 So it made a lot of noise. 318 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:12,160 It took like a minute for it to get down to people really interested in the movie. 319 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:17,000 I wait for a really slow part to, you know, people like ding, ding, ding, ding. 320 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,560 Will they turn around and those five? 321 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,400 Oh, you know, it's us, too. 322 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,880 They'd be like you, you right there with the fucking spit down your front of the chain 323 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,880 because you don't know how to do a school band. 324 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,880 It quickly. 325 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,040 And you're the same kid that on the elevator pushes every single button and then gets off. 326 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,040 No, I never did. 327 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,040 I never did that one. 328 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,520 I've been the victim of that. 329 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,520 That's not true. 330 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,520 I've done it once and I wasn't a kid. 331 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,000 I did it when I was a full grown adult. 332 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I bet you did. 333 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 And then we were. 334 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,880 And then someone got like some kid, just stupid kid. 335 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,040 I'm stuck. 336 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,040 Have you ever been in those hotels? 337 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,560 Well, all you have to do is there's no button to push. 338 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,560 You just brush it. 339 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,560 Right. 340 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:55,280 And so we were in Singapore and the Mandarin hotel, you know, it's got like 40s floors 341 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:59,880 and you just go run your finger down the whole thing. 342 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,880 And then yeah. 343 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,880 And then you get off. 344 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,880 I didn't do it too many times. 345 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,880 Maybe a couple of days. 346 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,880 Nice. 347 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 Yeah. 348 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,880 That movie with George Byrd. 349 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Oh, God. 350 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,880 That was funny. 351 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:09,880 What year did that come out? 352 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,880 It was like late 70s. 353 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880 I don't think I ever saw it. 354 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880 77. 355 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,880 Yeah. 356 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,880 There's an Oh God part two as well. 357 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,720 I've heard the names, but I just have never seen them. 358 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,720 Yeah. 359 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,720 George Byrd was funny. 360 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,720 I saw it. 361 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,720 I saw one of them in the theater. 362 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,400 That's one I think we saw in the theater. 363 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,400 The first one, I think. 364 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,160 I saw the second one, you know, going back to the cha. 365 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,440 You were talking about this school. 366 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,440 That was one of the things that the cool kids in high school, they'd walk around with that 367 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,440 in their back of their jeans. 368 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,440 So you could see it's that outline. 369 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,440 Oh, yeah. 370 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,440 Oh, yeah. 371 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,440 And now I don't know. 372 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,440 So I went from that perspective, I was not cool. 373 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:45,680 Well, I went to a school, a Cypher high school in Houston where there was a lot of ag, right? 374 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,680 A lot of cowboy kids, right? 375 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,600 Agriculture, kids, right? 376 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,760 This is for our listeners in Ireland. 377 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760 Right. 378 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,760 That's Australia. 379 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,760 Yeah, no, that was bad. 380 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:02,240 Anyway, so yeah, those were the they all walked around with their big belt buckles and their 381 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,240 cowboy boots and their. 382 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,240 Their buckles and cowboy boots, right? 383 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,240 Those were for our Irish listeners. 384 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,240 Right. 385 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,240 Yeah. 386 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,240 No. 387 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,720 Anyway, but I'm trying to think what. 388 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:16,560 Yeah, that was, you know, those were the, I guess, the cool kids at my high school. 389 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,400 I don't know if we necessarily had the cool kids. 390 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,160 We had the, you know, they were just like anyone else, but for some reason they, you 391 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,160 know, they didn't have anything different or anything like that. 392 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:31,440 They just, for whatever reason, hung out and they were the cool kids for whatever reason. 393 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,440 I mean, they didn't. 394 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,600 They went to the parties and they're the ones who always had the parties, I guess, in high 395 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600 school. 396 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600 They weren't the jocks. 397 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,920 Some of them are, you know, but I was bigger than all of them. 398 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,000 I mean, I mean, I would imagine they wanted me to play football. 399 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,120 And I was just like, no, I'm not interested. 400 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,920 I was dead now. 401 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,440 I mean, you know, you had the, just like today. 402 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,560 I don't know if it's any different today, but I mean, high school is pretty much always 403 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,560 the same. 404 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,560 It's got the jocks to hang out. 405 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,560 You got the nerds. 406 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,720 You got the band kids. 407 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,200 You got the whatever kids. 408 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,200 Yeah. 409 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,080 I mean, that's always been that way. 410 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:09,000 My school was so small that we all knew each other. 411 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Right. 412 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,840 But we all had our friends that we hung out with. 413 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,880 How many do you have in your, in your. 414 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,800 At one hundred and four people in my class. 415 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,800 In your class. 416 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,800 Oh, good Lord. 417 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,880 I had five hundred and forty eight in my class. 418 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,480 At four hundred and something in my whole school. 419 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,840 Actually, I don't even remember how many I had. 420 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,840 Hmm. 421 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,840 That's interesting. 422 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:32,520 Well, what the weird thing was is me and my buddies, we kind of floated, you know, we'd 423 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,840 hang out with the cool kids. 424 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:38,920 We'd hang out with the hoods, the guys who smoked the cigarettes on the court. 425 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:39,920 Oh, yeah. 426 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,000 They'd always go to the Iron Maiden concerts and stuff like that. 427 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Right. 428 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 They were the. 429 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 We call them the hoods. 430 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Oh, OK. 431 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I don't think we called them hoods. 432 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,320 I'm trying to remember what we called them. 433 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,320 They were the. 434 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,320 You know, come to me. 435 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,320 Call rats as well. 436 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,320 But hoods and rats. 437 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,320 Hoods and rats. 438 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:58,480 So me and my buddies, we kind of floated in between. 439 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,120 Not that we were either one of them, but, you know, for the most part, everyone in the 440 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,880 school got got along from what I remember. 441 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,560 But you just had your clique of friends that you hung out with. 442 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,560 Yeah. 443 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,560 So and that's so important. 444 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,040 Nowadays, you've got to have a little group of friends that have your back. 445 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040 Right. 446 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,040 You know what I mean? 447 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:19,240 You're in this world of social media and you can be alone so quickly. 448 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,240 Right. 449 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,320 Well, what's weird is and ostracized and all that. 450 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:28,360 What's probably well different from what you guys probably experienced is I went to school 451 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,680 with the same kids K through 12. 452 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,960 Yeah, that helps. 453 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,480 So I knew them from the time I was six years old. 454 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:39,440 Your categories have a tendency to broaden a little bit because you've been friends. 455 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,040 You can merge into. 456 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,240 Well, I think that's why. 457 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:51,240 At least my you know, I had my core friends and then but I was I was also I could hang 458 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,240 out over here. 459 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,200 Yeah, because you knew over there because back in first grade, those hoods were not 460 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,280 hoods at the time, but they were friends of mine. 461 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,120 I was going over the house all the time. 462 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,000 And then in middle school that you start splitting off a little bit. 463 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,120 And you know, even even the jocks of the day, right. 464 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,880 Then you know, second grade, you're not like that. 465 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880 Right. 466 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,560 And you know, as you got older, they just kind of you split naturally. 467 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,560 I know. 468 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560 Right. 469 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,560 And that happens. 470 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,920 But in my school, in my class, again, we all grew up with each other for 12 years. 471 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,920 Right. 472 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,920 School. 473 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,920 So we all knew each other. 474 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,280 And, you know, like I said, for the most part, we all got along. 475 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,680 There's exceptions to that. 476 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:35,640 But yeah, it was it was no real big conflicts as far as that group. 477 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,680 I guess in a bigger school, you probably have more separation. 478 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,320 Although, you know, it's the same kind of thing. 479 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,480 He's that's what was so difficult for me. 480 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,280 I came back to the States when I was in ninth grade. 481 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280 Right. 482 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,040 So all of these kids knew each other since, you know, kindergarten. 483 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,640 And you did like kung fu on them. 484 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,720 And I did not do kung fu on them. 485 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,720 Oh, yeah. 486 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,520 You were like, hey, hey, what is Paul Mickey on from where? 487 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,520 Indonesia. 488 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,960 They're like, oh, introduce me from Indonesia. 489 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,400 Oh, look at Paul. 490 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400 He from Indonesia. 491 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,400 You got no more bangy my wangy. 492 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400 What is that? 493 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,400 What long duck dong said? 494 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,400 Is that Indonesian? 495 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,400 Yeah, I don't know. 496 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,400 I don't think so. 497 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,040 No more Yankee me my wanky. 498 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040 That's right. 499 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,040 The food. 500 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:19,200 It was it was not probably a big adjustment for you. 501 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,960 Oh, it's sucked. 502 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,960 High school sucks for me. 503 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,960 I ended up for a while. 504 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,960 I ended up having like two friends. 505 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,800 You know what, though? 506 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,400 I mean, it was absolutely horrible. 507 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400 Really? 508 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400 That sucks. 509 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400 Yeah. 510 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,800 As a freshman, I remember telling I think I told myself this. 511 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,360 I was like, well, you know, just, you know, just wait till you get to college. 512 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360 College will be better. 513 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,240 I was a freshman in high school. 514 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240 That's exactly what I said. 515 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240 College will be better. 516 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,520 But by the time you were a senior, I'm sure two friends. 517 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,520 Really? 518 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520 Kid, you not? 519 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,520 No, it was bad. 520 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,040 Well, I didn't have that experience. 521 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:56,560 I was similarly I went to I traveled as a military brat. 522 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:03,040 And I think we ended up ultimately in in El Paso. 523 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,840 And you know, there. 524 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:11,980 So in our high school, being a military brat, you have a clique of military dependents that 525 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,440 are also going to the school. 526 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:18,920 So in addition to the jocks, the chess club, the math club, the cheerleaders, the whatever, 527 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:25,600 you got all these different people, the variety of people that are coming, the gathering cliques. 528 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:31,000 And you have you have the the military soldier clique. 529 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:37,240 And now the dependents from the base, which is kind of cool from the perspective that, 530 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:42,760 you know, we we would go and we would also be included in the other categories. 531 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,560 So I am also hanging out with the jocks. 532 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,800 I'm also hanging out with these other groups. 533 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:51,120 But when it comes time for lunch or something, we're all meeting the quadrangle in the morning, 534 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,000 the quad in the morning or in the lunchtime. 535 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,600 You know, I remember I used to go out there. 536 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,160 One of my biggest thing I go out there and I'm like, how did really loud when I walked 537 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160 out there? 538 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,200 It was just like one of those things that I look retrospective and I was fucking retarded. 539 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200 But you know what? 540 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,200 Everyone's like, oh, there's a shot. 541 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,200 Hey, Sean, how you going? 542 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,400 And so I was hanging out with all of them. 543 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:16,240 I was hanging out with the cheerleaders, the the whatever, whatever different categories. 544 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,160 And then after a little section of lunch was over, we said, hey, later, I'm going to go 545 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,480 hang out with my guys and go around the corner and go smoke a cigarette. 546 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,480 Oh, nice. 547 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480 You are allowed to do that? 548 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,480 No. 549 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,480 Oh, no. 550 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,640 In fact, I don't even recall smoking a cigarette. 551 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,040 I think I would just go with them while my friends smoked a cigarette. 552 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,040 Yeah. 553 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,160 And I would like hold the cigarette for a second and maybe take a puff or something 554 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,240 and pretend I was taking it. 555 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,240 But I never really did. 556 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,240 You choke. 557 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,640 Oh, you know, back then I wasn't really into it. 558 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,720 We had an outdoor smoking area. 559 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720 We did not. 560 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,720 Wow. 561 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,920 And you had to get explicit from permission from like your parents to be able to smoke. 562 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,920 Oh, wow. 563 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,680 That's why I'm just now remembering that it was bizarre. 564 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,680 They serve beverages. 565 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,080 Now the kids had to get off of Coke, please. 566 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,280 And my my parents said it's OK. 567 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:05,680 At our high school, there is a house right as the entrance and you had to be off school 568 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,980 property. 569 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:10,160 So they all hung out in this guy's yard right on the corner. 570 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,160 Oh, boy. 571 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160 Right outside the parking lot. 572 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,720 Oh, dude, I would be selling cigarettes. 573 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720 Yeah, no kidding. 574 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,720 I believe the miners. 575 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,720 Yeah, I don't care. 576 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,720 Well, the police do. 577 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,720 Wow. 578 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,520 So they're basically just flicking cigarettes all over this dude's yard. 579 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,520 The little machine. 580 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,520 Yeah, probably. 581 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,520 I'd have been pissed. 582 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,520 Yeah. 583 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,520 I would have come out there and says, I don't give a shit. 584 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,520 Don't leave trash. 585 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520 Yeah. 586 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,520 You know, is what I do. 587 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 I would say, why don't you put a little can out there. 588 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520 I think I would turn on those sprinklers. 589 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,520 There you go. 590 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,520 That's a good idea. 591 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,520 Put up like an electrified fence. 592 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520 You have garden hose. 593 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:44,520 Well, yeah, you'd be that guy in the black socks, the shorts going out the hose chasing 594 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,520 the kids off. 595 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:51,040 Or get like two Dobermans and put them on a chain just long enough to be like halfway 596 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,520 halfway over the sidewalk. 597 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,160 So if they're on the sidewalk, they get bit. 598 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,560 So they had to be on school property, then they get in trouble. 599 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,560 Yeah. 600 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,720 Yeah, I'm thinking you would get to the other side. 601 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,800 Yeah, you probably would get in trouble. 602 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,240 You guys ever did you guys ever ditch campus? 603 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,400 Like we weren't allowed to leave campus at lunch. 604 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:14,120 No, we well, what one day it was we never had a snow day. 605 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,720 As much snow as we got up there. 606 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,160 They never called a fucking snow day. 607 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,640 It pissed me out my entire high school career. 608 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:26,440 And there was one day that it was it was heavy snow and it may have been delayed like an 609 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440 hour. 610 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,360 I was like, this has never happened before. 611 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,360 So we were just like, let's go. 612 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,360 Right. 613 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,720 And we took off and we just took off. 614 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,720 But that was just the one time. 615 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,720 And we were nervous as shit. 616 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,720 Oh, I know. 617 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:41,760 Because you'd go somewhere like 11 years like, well, they know I'm supposed to be in school. 618 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,760 Right. 619 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,760 Right. 620 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,280 Because you're missing like the first period after lunch or whatever. 621 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,240 Schools is very it was very addictive to me. 622 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,240 I never did school. 623 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,240 I never skipped school. 624 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,240 What do we want to call it? 625 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,240 People call ditching. 626 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,240 I'm a ditching. 627 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240 What the hell is playing hooky? 628 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,240 Yeah, playing hooky. 629 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,240 Yeah, I never did it. 630 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240 I'll tell you that one time I never did it. 631 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:04,280 So it was it's very addicting for me because it was just like I once I started not going 632 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,560 to class, it's just like I didn't want to go to class. 633 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,560 Right. 634 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,560 Like it is because it I didn't want to get in trouble and face the teacher. 635 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,560 Right. 636 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:21,080 So it got to the point where it just it manifested into something that got out of control. 637 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,080 Right. 638 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:27,880 And you know, anyways, so I had the one friend I had my senior year because the other friend 639 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,440 the other friend got out early because he worked. 640 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,080 We call that early release. 641 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,600 Yeah, I don't know something like that. 642 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,240 Anyway, so the other friend and I would we would go have lunch. 643 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,040 We'd leave campus and you're not allowed to do that. 644 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,040 Right. 645 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:46,680 So we would get, you know, chased by the security guard that does the, you know, the parking 646 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,680 lot patrol. 647 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,680 Right. 648 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,440 So we'd look over there and we'd like to see which side of campus is on and we would wait 649 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,440 until he's on the other side. 650 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,440 You run. 651 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,240 Oh, and then we run out to our car and yeah, go go to lunch. 652 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,840 And then we would always be late to the period after lunch. 653 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,840 Right. 654 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,320 And then one time, yeah, we had to park on the other side because, you know, we have 655 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,200 to figure out where he is when we're coming back. 656 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,200 Right. 657 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:12,600 So we would park and we were running past the window of my biology of my biology class 658 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,600 that I missed. 659 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,600 Right. 660 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,600 Right. 661 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,600 And then, yeah, the next day, you know, she talks to me after class. 662 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,800 She's like, I was like, yeah, I know I was sick or something. 663 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,800 Something happened. 664 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,800 I saw you running past the door. 665 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,080 That's exactly what she said. 666 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,080 Yeah. 667 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,820 Well, we all watched you all the whole class watched you from the window running across 668 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,880 the parking lot. 669 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,800 So yeah, don't try that. 670 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,800 It's not. 671 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,000 I was like, oops, I didn't do it again. 672 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,720 Well, she was I mean, we were seniors. 673 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,720 Right. 674 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,720 Right. 675 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,720 I mean, she was just like, you know, just come on. 676 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,280 Just finish the finish the school year. 677 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:49,040 You know, I mean, I keep diving into this this antique Weller and I'm good. 678 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,160 I am. 679 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:54,840 I mean, I want to come up with a rating system for this because normally I'm just calling 680 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,840 it's good. 681 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840 It's bad. 682 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840 This is exceptional. 683 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,520 Yeah, it's really how about the nose on it now? 684 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,500 Now this opened up like butter scotch. 685 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,560 So this is the Weller Antique 107. 686 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:09,120 Wow, it's the red label and it's a hundred and seven proof. 687 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:14,960 And I don't know how old this thing is, but it is a weeded the but Buffalo Trace undisclosed 688 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,960 mash bill. 689 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,960 But it is weeded. 690 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,960 Yeah. 691 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,080 You know, the colors like it's a dark copper color. 692 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,080 Yes, dark. 693 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,640 Surprisingly, it wasn't that much. 694 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,400 I don't the the website here says like 50 bucks. 695 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,840 I don't recall exactly how much it was. 696 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,120 You said it was 40 bucks or forty two ninety nine or was that it was? 697 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,120 Yeah. 698 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,120 Yeah. 699 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,120 It's good. 700 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,120 It's well worth it. 701 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,440 If you if you could find it, get it. 702 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,840 I don't think it was that it was fifty eight. 703 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,960 No, it was in the 40s. 704 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:50,280 Well, regardless, man, this is a this is kind of like the other Buffalo Trace one. 705 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,280 Rare breed. 706 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,280 No, no, no. 707 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,280 Turkey. 708 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,280 Not Walter. 709 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,280 Rare breed. 710 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,280 What is the other one? 711 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,320 You got the plug had three bottles and didn't get a chance to didn't buy it because you 712 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,320 know, Colonel H. Taylor. 713 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,320 No, no, no. 714 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,320 Fuck those H. Taylor. 715 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,720 I was I'm talking about the other one, the Eagle Rare. 716 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,720 Are you rare? 717 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,720 Yeah, the rare. 718 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,720 I knew there was a rare Eagle rare. 719 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,360 Oh, I've never had an opportunity to buy an Eagle rare. 720 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,360 That would have been nice. 721 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,360 We have two bottles out there. 722 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,360 We've had it. 723 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,360 Oh, well, we never heard. 724 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,360 Yeah, I don't think I was here when I. 725 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,360 Yes, right. 726 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,360 Yes. 727 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,360 Oh, we had a podcast with that. 728 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,360 And we did. 729 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,360 You were told about that podcast. 730 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,360 No, you had it. 731 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,360 Dude, you totally had it. 732 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,360 Shut your face. 733 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,360 We all love to do a podcast without you. 734 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,160 Yeah, he's like, that's his favorite bourbon now. 735 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,160 He butthooshed it. 736 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,160 Yeah. 737 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160 Oh, wow. 738 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160 Nice. 739 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,480 Well, yeah, let's think about that for a second. 740 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:44,160 So some other 80s stuff that, you know, I mean, I think about the 80s for me. 741 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:48,120 I don't know about dudes like us out there that grew up in the 80s or even the kind of 742 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,120 went from 70s to 80s or from 80s to 90s. 743 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:55,360 You know, there's back then you've you had like the you know, they don't have like the 744 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360 iPods. 745 00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:00,720 You know, back then they had like cassette players. 746 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,480 And then they had like a double two sided cassette player, which is extremely rare. 747 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,320 Then they started coming out with the CDs. 748 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,840 And then the CD player was kind of ridiculous when you would carry it around the Walkman 749 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,680 CD because it was big, big and flat, wouldn't even fit in your pocket. 750 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,680 You're kind of like, really? 751 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,680 You know, it's skip. 752 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,680 Yeah. 753 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,680 Yeah. 754 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,680 Yeah. 755 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,680 So I remember the very first Walkman. 756 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,680 Oh, Sony Walkman. 757 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,680 Remember those? 758 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,680 I never had one. 759 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,680 The very first one. 760 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,680 Yeah, I never had this one. 761 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,680 Walkman. 762 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,680 I think I had a Panasonic. 763 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,680 I was for Look at you. 764 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:34,560 I mean, that was when I mean, that was when we were probably all getting our first taste 765 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,640 of electronics that we talked about the the player or for the cassette tape. 766 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,000 No, just the players. 767 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Right. 768 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,360 I mean, well, I had a little boombox, you know. 769 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,480 I remember I saved up money to buy my first boombox. 770 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:54,280 It was sixty dollars and it took me months and months to save up to save up for sixty 771 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,280 bucks. 772 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280 And then I had the one. 773 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,440 Obviously, had radio and cassette. 774 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:04,880 It's all had a radio AM FM and a shortwave radio on there and a cassette deck. 775 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880 And then I had the one. 776 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,360 Actually, my brother had the one with two cassettes so you could record. 777 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,360 Oh, yeah. 778 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360 I didn't have that. 779 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360 Yeah. 780 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,120 I had the one cassette because I couldn't afford it. 781 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,120 And then he saved up. 782 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,800 So you can you can tape one cassette while playing the other so you can dub the. 783 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,280 Well, yeah, you could copy one tape to the other. 784 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,160 I mean, a quick like I had a like a fast. 785 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,000 Fast record, something or other. 786 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,760 But anyway, I mean, it was I mean, that was when we first were getting into buying our 787 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,760 own electronics. 788 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,200 Well, that was like I said, that took me a very long time to buy that. 789 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:41,560 I think of all the different electronics they had that are laughable now today. 790 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:46,280 Like, for example, well, look at all the little tiny game things like the NFL game. 791 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,280 The one that cracks me up the most right now is the game called Merlin. 792 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:57,120 It looks like it's a little red telephone looking thing where all it has on it are buttons. 793 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,120 That's it. 794 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,200 It looks like a telephone, you know, and it's a game. 795 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,480 It's a handheld game. 796 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,480 It's a handheld. 797 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,800 They still make they still make handheld games. 798 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,680 They make Simon still, don't they? 799 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,560 Well, I don't know if we can pull it up here. 800 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,400 Merlin, they still make still make. 801 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,560 So it essentially makes like it's like nine games on there. 802 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560 One, two, three, four, five, six. 803 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,440 And it's like one of them is a memory one. 804 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,680 One of them is like tic tac toe. 805 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,040 One of them, you know, that all over that. 806 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,880 You know, it was such I mean, that is what they had back then. 807 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,280 And it's like kids want to get that nowadays. 808 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,560 They'd be like, get the fuck out of here. 809 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,560 Really? 810 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,960 Yeah, I didn't ever had never had that. 811 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:39,360 Well, you remember the little the games that that were had the two buttons and it would 812 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:45,000 be like, you know, the little graphics going across the thing and it but like mine was 813 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Trojan horse. 814 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,040 So they'd be little soldiers going into the castle. 815 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,680 You had to drop the drawbridge for the good guys and lift the broad for the bad guys. 816 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,680 Right. 817 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,120 And so we would go faster and faster and faster and faster. 818 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120 Right. 819 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,120 Right. 820 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,120 Those little stupid games. 821 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,120 Right. 822 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,120 And then we had like Nintendo, Donkey Donkey Kong. 823 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,120 I never had that. 824 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,120 I had the old football. 825 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120 There you go. 826 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 827 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,120 Those things right there. 828 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120 Right there. 829 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,560 Yeah, I had the I had the football. 830 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,560 Actually, no, I'm sorry. 831 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,720 It was the basketball. 832 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,280 But my buddies had I had the basketball and watch. 833 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:20,080 My buddy has the football one and we'd swap out. 834 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,400 And of course, the basketball you get so good at it, you score every single time. 835 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400 Every single time. 836 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,200 You get it because it's just a pattern. 837 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,480 I have the football one. 838 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,680 I still have it. 839 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,680 The football one. 840 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680 Does it work? 841 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,680 It does. 842 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,680 Have your kids played it? 843 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,680 No, I don't think so. 844 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,920 You should pull it out and say here, this is like seriously. 845 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:41,120 This is what I have the Donkey Kong game to the orange one right there. 846 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,120 Yeah. 847 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,120 Yeah. 848 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,000 And I have the Donkey Kong one. 849 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Good stuff. 850 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,880 But it's it's it's not even it's like they're images that are always in the same place. 851 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,880 That's correct. 852 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,440 And they just yes, they just light up. 853 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,080 Yeah, they just light up. 854 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,080 Yeah. 855 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:03,960 You know, with that Merlin game, you can you can they had a game similar to what Simon 856 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,560 is where you follow a sequence of numbers. 857 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,560 Right. 858 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,560 Boop, boop, boop, you know, right. 859 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,560 Right. 860 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,560 Right. 861 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,320 And the thing is, it was like, you know, you played you picked to select the game and 862 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,320 then you select. 863 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,320 All right. 864 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,920 Well, how many tones do you want? 865 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,600 You select from I don't remember how the range was. 866 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,520 I would pick like one. 867 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,080 So I was a strange kid. 868 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,920 Well, we know that. 869 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:34,440 And I used to get into like some ESP kind of stuff where I would like to be. 870 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:40,040 Well, I would like to guess the card, the symbol on the card. 871 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:45,040 Well, I would play like my like my sister and I played with my mom and we take turns 872 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,360 guessing my mom was like freakishly good at it. 873 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,800 She would always guess it. 874 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:54,440 And I would pick the Merlin game to to to one digit. 875 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440 Right. 876 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440 Right. 877 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,240 So what you do is you would you would hit the button and it would go boop. 878 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,440 And then you have to guess, you know, it's easy when it doesn't want, you know, but I 879 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,760 wouldn't hit the button where it recalls it. 880 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,520 I would just guess it. 881 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,800 OK, does that make sense? 882 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Yes. 883 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,800 And I remember the first time I guessed it without listening to it. 884 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,000 And I thought it scared the shit out of me. 885 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,000 You thought you were some sort of I thought I opened up a portal. 886 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,360 It's like it's like it's like the Ouija board. 887 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360 Yeah. 888 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,360 Ouija game. 889 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,360 Yeah. 890 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,360 They still make those. 891 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,360 You can still get the Ouija board game. 892 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,560 What is your dog doing? 893 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:35,560 Did you guys ever go through a craze where you know how when the the watches came out 894 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,560 that were a calculator? 895 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,560 Oh, yeah. 896 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,560 I had one of those. 897 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,560 Yeah. 898 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,560 And then it's so small. 899 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:45,360 Oh, if you oh, it's so retarded like whoever would use it to ask, we would find reasons 900 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,920 to to oh, well, let me let me use my calculator watch to figure out like, you know, I have 901 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,160 to get a pencil out to hit the things. 902 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,760 Absolutely not practical at all. 903 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,720 But we looked for reasons for why we could use it for things. 904 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,720 Right. 905 00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,720 Because but you know what? 906 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720 You look cool in the 80s. 907 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,520 Oh, if you had one, suddenly it was like, oh, I mean, it's so different than today when 908 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:11,120 one kid has the stupid, you know, squeaky toy, you know, some stupid toy that's like 909 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,120 the hot toy. 910 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,120 Right. 911 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120 Right. 912 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120 There you go. 913 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,120 Yeah. 914 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120 He's got a black one right there in the top left. 915 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120 That's what mine look like. 916 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120 So I had that exact. 917 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120 Yes. 918 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:24,560 Oh, it's just so not practical. 919 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,120 What's the point of having a calculator on your watch? 920 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,120 I don't know. 921 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,120 It's so stupid. 922 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,880 Well, they had some one of those calculator ones where you can enter like people's names 923 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,680 and phone numbers you could store it or dial it or write that one. 924 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,680 Right. 925 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,280 It would be five eight zero zero eight. 926 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280 And you turn upside down. 927 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,280 It's so boob. 928 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,280 Yes. 929 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,280 Walk around upside down. 930 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,320 Oh, everybody did that. 931 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,320 Hold their stuff upside down. 932 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,320 What? 933 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,320 What? 934 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,320 There's some other ones too. 935 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,320 So stupid. 936 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,320 You do boobies. 937 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,320 Do you do boobless? 938 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,880 Oh, yeah, you could do boobless. 939 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,280 See, that's that's where the future of America is. 940 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,280 Yeah. 941 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,960 When you're holding your calculator upside down, you got to create your own entertainment 942 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,080 by looking outside the box. 943 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,080 Yeah. 944 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:18,320 I remember that again before video games, before really technology, my sister would 945 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,920 always play jacks. 946 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,000 Like jacks with a real red ball, the little red ball and the jacks. 947 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Yeah. 948 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,520 She'd sit in her room and do it for hours. 949 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,520 And you'd have to pick up. 950 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,920 I think that the game is you pick up one, then you pick up two, then you pick up three. 951 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920 Right. 952 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,920 You pick up all of them and catch the ball. 953 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,800 Why not just bounce it like 400 feet in the air and then you could pick up the whole thing? 954 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800 I don't know. 955 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,880 I thought the idea was well, first of all, you were in a room. 956 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,880 Yeah. 957 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,880 Yeah. 958 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,880 Yeah. 959 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:48,880 Jacks. 960 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,880 How how simple. 961 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,840 And she would she would entertain herself for hours with that. 962 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,840 Yeah. 963 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,120 Jackson pick up sticks and all kinds of stupid. 964 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,880 You know, they look like they look like there's a little tank things on the beach to keep 965 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,720 the tank busters to get to keep the boats from. 966 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,720 Yeah. 967 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,720 From launching. 968 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:07,720 Yeah. 969 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,760 They look like like that from that scene in Save It Private Ryan. 970 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,760 Yeah, they do. 971 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,760 Huh. 972 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,840 It doesn't seem like they'd work, but I guess they did. 973 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,440 I wonder if the Germans invented jacks. 974 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,440 Big jacks. 975 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,240 And then they're like, well, this makes small ones and then we'll make a game out of it. 976 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,240 Right. 977 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,240 Yeah, maybe not. 978 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,240 Right. 979 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,240 Yeah. 980 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,240 Those are crazy things. 981 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,240 What are the 80s stuff? 982 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,600 Well, the 80s really more than anything. 983 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,680 It was the music for me because that was when we all probably had our first cars. 984 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,680 Right. 985 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,680 So we're driving around. 986 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,280 You got your you just bought a stereo and you put it in your car. 987 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,280 I never could. 988 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,280 I never did that. 989 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,280 I said the stock. 990 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,280 Really? 991 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,280 Yeah. 992 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:50,960 Well, I had a 1976 Mercury Cougar, so I had to I had to get a new radio because it didn't 993 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,320 do anything. 994 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,000 My car was like it had no older. 995 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Look at me. 996 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,640 I was a 1980 Chevy Citation. 997 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,640 OK. 998 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,800 So you have a built in cassette player. 999 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,920 Set at a 1985 vet. 1000 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,920 I don't remember. 1001 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,360 I think it did show that. 1002 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,400 See, I had to buy one so I could listen to cassette. 1003 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,400 Yeah, I think it did have a cassette. 1004 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,400 It was vertical. 1005 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,400 So it's like, oh, that's weird. 1006 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,400 Yeah. 1007 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,400 Huh. 1008 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,960 So it slid in and you have to inject it would come out. 1009 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,080 I mean, it's just a strange thing. 1010 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,440 Our kids will never, never appreciate. 1011 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,440 Right. 1012 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,440 Here we are listening to our music and all of a sudden it goes, oh, no, Mr. Producer, 1013 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,880 I did say vet, but it was a Shavette. 1014 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,880 And I want you to notice the difference. 1015 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,880 Sure. 1016 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,080 That we call the shit vets. 1017 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,080 Right. 1018 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,080 The CHEV. 1019 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,440 But remember when we listened to the music, our cassettes and it would make that noise 1020 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,440 and we would panic. 1021 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440 Why? 1022 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,440 Because we knew. 1023 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,080 But I used to tell all the chicks, I've got a vet outside. 1024 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,600 Is my mic working? 1025 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,600 What's wrong? 1026 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,600 Am I still here? 1027 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,600 What's going on? 1028 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,600 Am I invisible? 1029 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,600 Yes. 1030 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600 Am I audible? 1031 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,600 That's what my Indian coworkers all say. 1032 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,600 Am I audible? 1033 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,600 Am I audible? 1034 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,600 Instead of can you hear me? 1035 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600 Right. 1036 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,600 I thought that was hilarious. 1037 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,600 I had never heard them say, oh, am I audible? 1038 00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,600 Anyway, it was a great car. 1039 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,600 I missed that. 1040 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,600 All right. 1041 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,600 I should vet. 1042 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,600 All right. 1043 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,600 What's special about us? 1044 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600 Ugly. 1045 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,600 It's just a itty bitty. 1046 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,600 It looks like a little a Pinto. 1047 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,600 It was extremely functional. 1048 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600 Yeah. 1049 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,600 It was a bunch of them. 1050 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,600 It was a, they were very reliable cars. 1051 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600 So really. 1052 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,600 Yeah. 1053 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,600 Hmm. 1054 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,600 Who made the car? 1055 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,600 I don't know. 1056 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,600 I don't know. 1057 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,600 I don't know. 1058 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600 I don't know. 1059 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:20,600 I don't know. 1060 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,600 I don't know. 1061 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600 I don't know. 1062 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,600 I don't know. 1063 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,600 I don't know. 1064 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,600 Who makes it? 1065 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,600 Chevrolet. 1066 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,600 Oh. 1067 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,600 Chevrolet. 1068 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,600 Yeah. 1069 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,600 Chevy. 1070 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 Chevy. 1071 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600 Chevy. 1072 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,600 Chevette. 1073 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,600 Huh. 1074 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,600 And I was just that that was an eighties thing I was exposed to. 1075 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,420 I remember when I was in middle school, one of the things that was a fad was to have a 1076 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:40,840 big, what'd you say? 1077 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,520 Oh, fad was to have a big comb in the back pocket. 1078 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,700 Oh, yeah. 1079 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:51,720 Mine was a huge orange rectangular. 1080 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,720 It was about 12 inches long. 1081 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,720 Did you have long hair? 1082 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,720 And it said terrific on it. 1083 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,400 And it had that little handle, right? 1084 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,400 It had the curved handle. 1085 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,880 No, mine was exactly a rectangle. 1086 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,640 Oh, I remember that being a fad. 1087 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,140 Oh, yeah. 1088 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,880 Yeah, you had to get the one with the handle. 1089 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,200 That's what stuck out of the pocket. 1090 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,080 That could be, but mine was not like that. 1091 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,200 I wasn't able to get that. 1092 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,280 So did you have long hair to comb? 1093 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,360 Well, as long as it is now. 1094 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,040 And I feathered it right there. 1095 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:13,540 Wow. 1096 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,440 You parted down the middle, and you'd feather it back. 1097 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,120 For sure. 1098 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,480 The style back then. 1099 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,680 I had long hair, not as long as our producer, Austin. 1100 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,720 But it was past the shoulders. 1101 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,600 It got up there. 1102 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,280 I think around the senior year, I cut it. 1103 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,320 Yeah, I tried to grow it long and color, 1104 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,960 but it was always probably to the collar. 1105 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,160 That's what it was, acceptable back then, right? 1106 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,160 I just remember being a freshman. 1107 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,040 And you're in high school now, and that's 1108 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,400 when you wanted to make sure your breath was good. 1109 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,720 You wanted to make sure that you were wearing deodorant. 1110 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,640 And you wanted to make sure maybe you're not 1111 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,520 but not a spray. 1112 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,400 You know what I mean? 1113 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,440 It's like you became obsessed with making sure that you're 1114 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,320 Is my BO, do my armpits spray. 1115 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,000 Right. 1116 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,480 Got any mortifying experiences during that time? 1117 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,080 Because you are trying to dress nice, 1118 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,680 and wear deodorant, and be presentable. 1119 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,520 I remember going to a birthday party, 1120 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,560 and we had some little game called Spin the Bottle 1121 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,520 or something like that. 1122 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,920 And I remember sitting in a group, 1123 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:18,760 and I had sat down, and I had farted inadvertently. 1124 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,880 That's when it started. 1125 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,640 That's when it started. 1126 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,720 But I was just like, we're all sitting 1127 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,200 in a style in a circle. 1128 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,680 And I was kind of like, I moved from left to right, 1129 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,480 kind of just jockeying for position. 1130 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,640 All of a sudden, a little fart came out. 1131 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,560 And I was like, did you just fart? 1132 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,200 He was like, no, it was Paul. 1133 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:34,680 Yeah. 1134 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,720 And then, right? 1135 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:36,800 I didn't know anybody. 1136 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,640 Who's Paul? 1137 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,880 I didn't know anybody. 1138 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,840 I was a military brat. 1139 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,080 So I mean, I was like, I didn't know anybody in the circle. 1140 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,360 Were you farter? 1141 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,640 No, that was your nickname from that point on? 1142 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,760 I was embarrassed, man. 1143 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,680 I bet. 1144 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,800 I was mortified at that. 1145 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,200 Did it stink like the caustic gas you expunged? 1146 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,760 No. 1147 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,680 So how'd you go from being mortified to super, super proud 1148 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,640 every time you fart? 1149 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,680 Well, I mean, it's kind of symbiotic. 1150 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,120 Yeah, walk us through that journey in your life. 1151 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,840 That you eat certain foods to try to trap people in cars. 1152 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,480 I'm going to eat a bucket of beans. 1153 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,240 And being in public places and giggling. 1154 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,760 Hehehehe, I just farted. 1155 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,320 Hehehehe. 1156 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,840 So walk us through how you, yeah, what happened to you? 1157 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,800 The transformation. 1158 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,200 Yeah. 1159 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:17,920 You know what? 1160 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,760 I guess to share with you, at the time it was symbiotic. 1161 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,120 I didn't want to fart. 1162 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,520 I was really, I was. 1163 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,680 But you couldn't help it. 1164 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,040 Well, I mean, you know, you got gas that builds up. 1165 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,840 And you know, you're sitting on the floor. 1166 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,520 And all of a sudden, it comes out. 1167 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,720 I hold it until I'm almost sick. 1168 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,960 Well, I was almost sick. 1169 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,840 Speaking of sick, your dog is going to die. 1170 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,480 Yeah, when you hold your gas so long that you almost 1171 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,560 make yourself sick. 1172 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,720 Well, you have to do that at work sometimes. 1173 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,040 It's like your stomach's hurting, your chest hurting. 1174 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,320 If you're in meetings all day. 1175 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:46,760 Yeah. 1176 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,880 And you're just like, man, if I rip this now, 1177 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,680 it's going to be either so loud or it's going to be so pungent. 1178 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,440 Right. 1179 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,240 And you're in this enclosed conference room. 1180 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:54,920 Right. 1181 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,080 It's like, you know. 1182 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,600 And then usually when you get up and say you have a bathroom 1183 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,600 break, it creeps back inside. 1184 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,680 And you're just like, fuck. 1185 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,160 What is that all about? 1186 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:03,960 What do you mean? 1187 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,200 You have to go so bad. 1188 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,600 And then you're like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. 1189 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,720 But as soon as you go into the bathroom, it suddenly, 1190 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,240 you can't. 1191 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:09,880 It just subsides. 1192 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,920 The fart goes away. 1193 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,520 Why? 1194 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,520 How does that happen? 1195 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,760 I don't know. 1196 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,160 OK, so it's not just me. 1197 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,320 It's God's fucking with us. 1198 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,320 It's not just taking a dump. 1199 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,040 It's farting too. 1200 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:18,720 So you stand there. 1201 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,280 It's like, oh my God, I got to fart so bad. 1202 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,320 It's dumps and farts. 1203 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,480 And then you're standing there just going fart, fart, fart. 1204 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,120 You just can't do it. 1205 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,160 It's like, you're trying to push it out. 1206 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,360 Yeah, you start punching your stomach. 1207 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,840 Get out, you son of a bitch. 1208 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,240 And then you walk back in and all of a sudden it's like, 1209 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,040 you start doing squats and lunges. 1210 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,520 Oh, here you are. 1211 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,800 Yes, you do lunges in the bathroom. 1212 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,680 And you're right. 1213 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,880 As soon as you leave the bathroom, 1214 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,400 you're like, oh shit, I can't do it. 1215 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,400 And then as soon as you leave and you get back into the room, 1216 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:40,920 it's like, boom. 1217 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:50,640 You sit down, it's just like, the pressure is back. 1218 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,800 Sometimes you're just like, I've been so much pain, 1219 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,400 I don't care. 1220 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,000 I'm going to bury my ass into this cushion seat 1221 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,240 and it's not going to make a sound. 1222 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,440 Well, no, you guys understand the Robert Tilton? 1223 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,560 Well, you have to cough. 1224 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,880 You have to cough or make a noise when you fart 1225 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,400 so that it masks the sound. 1226 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,920 Sometimes it's too loud. 1227 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,520 I've tried that before, though. 1228 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,640 You know what I mean? 1229 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,400 Paul, Paul, did you just fart? 1230 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,240 Well, we didn't have any people from New Jersey 1231 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,560 in our conference room. 1232 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,040 Paul, did you just fart? 1233 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,040 I'll be like, no. 1234 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:24,720 It was bad. 1235 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:26,480 That's so funny, though. 1236 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,840 That's so true that as soon as you need to. 1237 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,080 Yeah, it's like you get up. 1238 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,440 It creeps back and it goes away. 1239 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,800 I made it without shitting my pants. 1240 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,640 I'm going to get out. 1241 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,560 I'm going to go to the bathroom real fast. 1242 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,360 You get to the bathroom and you're like, all right, guys. 1243 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,600 It's season. 1244 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,560 It's go time. 1245 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,080 Let's go. 1246 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:43,600 Let's party. 1247 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,200 Let's get this thing rolling out. 1248 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,800 I remember being in class in high school 1249 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,600 and I'd be like, really needed to fart. 1250 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,760 And I was clenching, clenching my butt to make sure. 1251 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,160 And then I would smell something. 1252 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,120 And I would be like, shit, did it seep out? 1253 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,160 I don't think I would think I would feel it if it slipped out. 1254 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,840 And I was like, oh, shit, it slipped out. 1255 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,600 But then I was thinking, it's slipping out 1256 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,920 because I smell something and I'm looking around. 1257 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,760 Shit, they think it's me. 1258 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,280 And you're going, yeah, it's even worse. 1259 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:18,000 So much like my face is getting all red and shit. 1260 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,840 Is that possible? 1261 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,360 Lord. 1262 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,040 And it slips out without you knowing it? 1263 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,960 I mean, I imagine a little seepage could happen. 1264 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,840 Was I just being super crazy paranoid? 1265 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,120 Or is that possible? 1266 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,200 I mean, even a pressure cooker has a little release. 1267 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,480 You know, I mean, something's got to happen. 1268 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,800 To where you literally don't know if it's you or not. 1269 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,360 That where it's never experienced that. 1270 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,240 Well, you know, yeah, I think it was me. 1271 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,600 I think it was slipping out. 1272 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,000 I think the person maybe next to you had a little issue. 1273 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,840 I'm going to blame Paul. 1274 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,800 Girls can get away with it because they never 1275 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,040 blame the girls. 1276 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,080 He's got the I took a shit look on his face 1277 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,760 or I've got to take a dump. 1278 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,440 Look at him, he's sweating over there. 1279 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,760 It's so funny. 1280 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,240 God, this stuff we stressed about, 1281 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,720 or at least I stressed about in high school, man. 1282 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,560 It's uncomfortable. 1283 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,040 Yeah, I mean, you're coming of age 1284 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,560 and you're like unsure of yourself and you've got pimples. 1285 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,400 I don't know about you. 1286 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,040 I've got a process in the mornings. 1287 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,320 So, you know, I imagine, you know, 1288 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,120 part of the process is taking a dump. 1289 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,160 So, and it's not necessarily in the mornings, 1290 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,480 but it doesn't have to be, it's just, 1291 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,680 whenever that process for you, evidently for you, Paul, 1292 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,920 you take like three dumps a day, right? 1293 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,360 Yeah, I took three today. 1294 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,600 That's. 1295 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,560 It can't be normal. 1296 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,400 Well, I mean. 1297 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,240 And they're all full size. 1298 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,080 I'm like, I didn't even eat that much. 1299 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,040 Where's this shit coming from? 1300 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:32,880 Literally. 1301 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:33,720 You're just full of shit. 1302 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,600 Yeah, I am full of shit. 1303 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,360 But I have a very healthy digestive system. 1304 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,200 I'm happy about that. 1305 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,040 Well, that's good. 1306 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,200 And damn, it's on like timer too. 1307 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,040 Yeah. 1308 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:42,880 Crazy. 1309 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,720 Yeah, most people are. 1310 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,920 But I mean, as a child though. 1311 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,760 Why are we talking about albums? 1312 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,720 And you being, well, the point is, 1313 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,880 we're getting those in the 80s when we were going to school, 1314 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,200 you know, that timer was kind of offset a little bit 1315 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,640 because we weren't really sure. 1316 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,880 I never really, in school, I never really shit in school. 1317 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:57,720 Oh, no. 1318 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:59,760 The circadian rhythm, I never really had the urge, 1319 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,600 unless it was a diarrhea. 1320 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,720 What's it called, a circadian rhythm? 1321 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:02,720 Circadian rhythm. 1322 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,480 Circadian, huh, interesting. 1323 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,760 What are you talking about? 1324 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,720 My body wasn't shitting though. 1325 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,560 I never had the need to. 1326 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,760 Circadian? 1327 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,360 Circadian rhythm. 1328 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,960 Circadian rhythm. 1329 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,560 C-I-R. 1330 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,680 Circadian. 1331 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,440 Circadian. 1332 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,280 All right. 1333 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,120 Circadian rhythm. 1334 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,400 The physical, mental, and behavioral changes 1335 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,760 that follow a 24 hour cycle. 1336 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,240 Correct. 1337 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,120 Oh, so it's not just bowel movements. 1338 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,320 Well, there's, yeah. 1339 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,160 It's anything. 1340 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,000 Your sleep, your bowel movements. 1341 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,160 Respond to light, dark. 1342 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,320 Right, so your body's used to taking a shit 1343 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,400 in the morning probably. 1344 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,240 It is, yeah. 1345 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:40,200 Maybe one before bed or whatever. 1346 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,040 Right, yeah, whatever it is. 1347 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,520 It's the rhythm of your body. 1348 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:47,520 And in school, I can't recall ever really taking a shit 1349 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,120 in school because I never really had to. 1350 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,960 Well, I couldn't, remember I had that phobia. 1351 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,760 You had a phobia, but by mine I was just. 1352 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,760 I bet you there's a name for that. 1353 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,000 Phobia of shitting in public. 1354 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,600 I guarantee there is, there's a phobia. 1355 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,840 There's a phobia for everything. 1356 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,440 Yeah, it's called growing up. 1357 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,040 Can you find the name of what, 1358 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,560 afraid to shit in public, or poop. 1359 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,920 Poop in public. 1360 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,160 Poop in public phobia. 1361 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,560 I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be amazed 1362 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,000 if this comes back with something. 1363 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,840 I guarantee it does. 1364 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,360 All right, phobia of defecating in public. 1365 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,440 All right, let's see here. 1366 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,420 Oh, there it was. 1367 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,640 You had it. 1368 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,760 It was coprophobia. 1369 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,000 Coprophobia. 1370 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,080 No, I don't think that's it. 1371 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,080 Fear of feces or defecation phobia. 1372 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,920 That's something different. 1373 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,080 Well, no, hold on, hold on. 1374 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,920 The act of. 1375 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,000 No, that's just a fear of shitting. 1376 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,160 Oh, that's being, oh, okay. 1377 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,720 That's being scared of your own shit. 1378 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,560 Well, that's because some people feel 1379 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,680 as if the poop in you is part of you, 1380 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,760 and you're like, oh, don't go away. 1381 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:49,600 Here we go. 1382 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,440 Is using the public restroom your worst nightmare? 1383 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,440 I guarantee that there's gotta be some sort of phobia. 1384 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,680 Toilet phobia. 1385 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,840 Now, they're talking about being afraid 1386 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,200 of getting infections. 1387 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,400 There's parru-ri, parru-si, parru-sis. 1388 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,080 You know, I don't have a problem. 1389 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,920 I'll go in there and do it. 1390 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,760 Oh, you have it. 1391 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,580 I have a preference. 1392 00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:10,420 Go back to it. 1393 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,760 I have a preference of being in my home, 1394 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,000 but if I have to take one and I'm in the, 1395 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000 but what's weird is. 1396 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,360 Okay, all right, hold on, hold on. 1397 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,720 One second, hold that thought. 1398 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,280 It is parko-precious. 1399 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,200 The fear of having a bowel movement in public. 1400 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,620 Parko-precious. 1401 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:27,080 Now, does that mean when you say public 1402 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,400 in a public bathroom? 1403 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1404 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,280 Oh, I'm not talking about like squatting on the corner 1405 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,120 in front of everybody. 1406 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,280 That would be everybody's worst nightmare. 1407 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,120 Anyway, there it is. 1408 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,760 Parko-precious, that's retarded. 1409 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,120 Parko-precious. 1410 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,660 All right, what were you saying, Jeff? 1411 00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:40,580 Go back to what you were saying. 1412 00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:41,420 I knocked you off the game there. 1413 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:42,240 I don't remember. 1414 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,080 Oh, stop it, yes you do. 1415 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,480 No, he was saying he didn't have a problem 1416 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,880 really going to the bathroom, public bathrooms. 1417 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,240 Yeah, I don't have an issue, 1418 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,220 because if I have to do it, I will, 1419 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:52,920 but what's weird is the body sometimes 1420 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,920 doesn't let you do it. 1421 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,740 That's right. 1422 00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:55,580 No. 1423 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:56,920 And you're just like, you know, 1424 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,920 the sphincter won't release. 1425 00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,760 That's right. 1426 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,580 I don't have that problem. 1427 00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:02,720 And I don't have, and I don't understand that why, 1428 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,560 because I'll be sitting there, 1429 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,080 I'm just like, come on, let's just get this fucking over with. 1430 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,040 Right, especially when I'm in a public restroom, 1431 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,120 I have that problem. 1432 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:12,120 I need to have a few items in check ready to go 1433 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,720 that make me feel a little bit more comfortable, 1434 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:14,880 and I can basically go anywhere. 1435 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,600 That's why I like to carry my satchel around. 1436 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,920 Like anywhere? 1437 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,120 Well, I mean, in a bathroom, per source, 1438 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,440 but I'm not talking about getting in the middle 1439 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,280 of a forest or something. 1440 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,160 I could though. 1441 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,760 I mean, it's uncomfortable though. 1442 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,640 I crapped an itch in my elk hunt. 1443 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:27,480 I believe you. 1444 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,480 Preston has done that. 1445 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,760 Yeah, Preston has done that too. 1446 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,560 But I prefer to have my little wipes. 1447 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,080 I think we talked about that in my little setup, you know, 1448 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,080 when we go to the bathroom. 1449 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,880 We've talked about this for different occasions. 1450 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,400 Snacks and your beverages. 1451 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,240 We talked about, you know, 1452 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,480 going to the bathroom in an office building. 1453 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,680 When was your, why are we doing this? 1454 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,520 Yeah, we just talked about this. 1455 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,340 We didn't change subjects here. 1456 00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,560 We really do. 1457 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,200 Back to, okay, so taking a dump in the 80s 1458 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,280 because we thought we were cool. 1459 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,080 You know, in the high school, I'll tell you what, 1460 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,960 it was the worst taking a shit in school 1461 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,760 because not necessarily because you have to take a shit 1462 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,980 because our high school didn't have shitter doors. 1463 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,920 Yeah, my dorm. 1464 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:05,760 What's up with that? 1465 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,920 My dorm was like that. 1466 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,240 We had no stalls. 1467 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,280 They were just toilets against the wall. 1468 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,320 Yeah, we had stalls, but they were like three feet tall. 1469 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,680 So you're sitting there and your head was above everything. 1470 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,680 Hi, Bob, how's it going? 1471 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,800 Yeah, and the sinks were right across the way. 1472 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,080 So people would come in the morning 1473 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,760 and you're sitting there on the toilet 1474 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,600 and they're brushing their teeth. 1475 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,840 They turn around and just have a conversation with you. 1476 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,800 I was like, why is there even a door at this point? 1477 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,600 Purging this old stroganoff here. 1478 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,440 I'll be out in a little bit. 1479 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,200 That's exactly how my dorm was. 1480 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,280 We had three shower heads in this little tiny square 1481 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,400 with three guys. Absolutely ridiculous. 1482 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,400 Yeah, if you can handle that. 1483 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,720 Three guys taking a shower, 1484 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,600 one guy standing at a urinal, three guys on the toilets, 1485 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,520 one guy brushing his teeth, one guy's wiping, 1486 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,280 and you walk in and you're like, what the hell? 1487 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,280 I'd like to incorporate my life as a day. 1488 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,280 Find out how that experience would. 1489 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,000 Is that Stephen experienced that over in Greece? 1490 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,640 But they really enjoyed it. 1491 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,200 Yeah, I was in a lot of international hotels 1492 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200 and bidets were they weren't, 1493 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,840 I don't want to say they were common, 1494 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,520 but you know, a couple of times there were bidets there. 1495 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,680 And we were like, is the bidet designed to, 1496 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,760 so to use less toilet paper? 1497 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,240 I think you still wipe, but then you get up and let the. 1498 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,960 The idea is to be as, 1499 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,920 to have your bottom be as clean as possible. 1500 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,760 So it blasts water upward into your, you know, 1501 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,600 into your junk. 1502 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,680 Into your anus. 1503 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,920 So whenever you don't have wet wipes available 1504 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,960 to be as you've used, as clean as possible. 1505 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,200 So instead of just using toilet paper. 1506 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,080 Yeah, you. 1507 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,960 Yeah, it blasts off all the fecal matter. 1508 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,160 And then you take the toilet. 1509 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,000 Kind of indirect blast at Jeff. 1510 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,520 And then you take the toilet paper and dry off your anus. 1511 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,360 Yes. 1512 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,920 This is really, really a great conversation. 1513 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,160 This is not a dudes I guess. 1514 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,000 No, no, no. 1515 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,040 Was that on the whiteboard? 1516 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,160 I think a lot of people deal with the same, you know, 1517 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,760 anxieties, parko presis. 1518 00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,600 Holy crap. 1519 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,800 I tell you, I had to, man, we had the rain yesterday. 1520 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,680 I had to, or today too. 1521 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,440 I had to drive all the way to fucking Louisiana back. 1522 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,280 Today you did? 1523 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,120 Yesterday. 1524 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:11,960 Oh, okay. 1525 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,780 Yesterday. 1526 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:17,780 So I left, I wasn't able to do my job until, 1527 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,200 I think it was scheduled at 4 p.m. 1528 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,600 Which was kind of lame. 1529 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,800 But you know, it is what it is. 1530 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,120 Oh, so you had a, I had a late departure. 1531 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,400 An inspection, an inspection scheduled at 4. 1532 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,240 I got you. 1533 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:33,800 Yeah, so I mean, I picked up the car 1534 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,480 and it was a nice Honda Pilot. 1535 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,680 It was one of the newer ones. 1536 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,520 Right, yeah. 1537 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,960 And I'll tell you, the technologies, 1538 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,160 they're just, they're kind of cool now. 1539 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,960 But I headed down there, Louisiana, 1540 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,440 you know, I wish there was something cool 1541 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,680 I could pick up while I was at Shreveport. 1542 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,200 But there's just simply not. 1543 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,400 You know, I was really. 1544 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,640 You used to be yingling. 1545 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,160 It used to be yingling 1546 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,360 because they didn't have it here in the Texas, but. 1547 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,120 Cause it's a Boudin. 1548 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,120 Well, I don't think I'm ever gonna eat again. 1549 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,100 I don't think I'm ever getting Boudin in my life again. 1550 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:05,880 I mean, cause the one time trip I went down there, 1551 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,720 I brought back like 100 pounds of Boudin 1552 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,520 and nobody fucking wanted us. 1553 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,520 I ate it when you had the party, 1554 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,920 but after that, I don't know what you did 1555 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,480 with the other 250 pounds. 1556 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,480 Yeah. 1557 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,120 I had no idea you were gonna buy that much. 1558 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,800 And then the other thing I bought was some sort of, 1559 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,200 you know, some chowder and some other stuff. 1560 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,120 And at the end of the day, I was like, 1561 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,080 this wasn't even worth it 1562 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,920 because they've got some place around here 1563 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,160 that sells that kind of stuff. 1564 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,960 Like at the chowder and what is the other stuff? 1565 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,340 The red beans and rice. 1566 00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:39,480 There are some traditional Louisiana dishes. 1567 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,320 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1568 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,520 You know, basically what I'm getting at. 1569 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,240 And it's like, now, even now, 1570 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,440 it's not even worth driving to Louisiana for that. 1571 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,880 Or while I'm there, it's like, 1572 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,800 well, what can I pick up there 1573 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,720 that's gonna make the trip worthy? 1574 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:51,560 Right. 1575 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,760 Now, if I gambled, that might be kind of fun. 1576 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,600 You know, because then I can- 1577 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,720 Because they got those river boats 1578 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,640 or whatever they are, right? 1579 00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,040 Well, they have the Shreveport. 1580 00:53:59,040 --> 00:53:59,880 You don't need Shreveport. 1581 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,280 Oh, Shreveport's got a full line up, yeah. 1582 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,160 Yeah, you can go down there and gamble all you want. 1583 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,000 Right. 1584 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,120 But I'm just not into gambling. 1585 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:11,120 I don't really see myself spending money, period, 1586 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:11,960 when it comes to things like that. 1587 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,200 It's not really spending, it's just losing. 1588 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,040 Yeah. 1589 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,520 Yeah, you have to have, you know, 1590 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,480 the attitude that you're, you know, 1591 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,360 I'm gonna set aside 100 bucks 1592 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,800 and that's my ticket for having fun. 1593 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,640 But, you know what I mean? 1594 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,680 And don't expect to come back with it. 1595 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,080 That could go so fast, 100 bucks? 1596 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,480 Oh, yeah, no, we went to Vegas and I set aside 600. 1597 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,800 And that was how much we gambled 1598 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,960 and yeah, we didn't come back with any, but. 1599 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,440 To me, that's just not worth it. 1600 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,280 I would, at all. 1601 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,480 I'd rather spend that 600 bucks 1602 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,680 at somewhere else at a really nice dinner. 1603 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,520 Yeah, I get it. 1604 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,720 And we haven't gone back from the standpoint of, 1605 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,760 I mean, we've been back to Vegas, 1606 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,320 but we didn't go back for like a gambling trip. 1607 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,160 You know what I mean? 1608 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,320 That was the one time we did. 1609 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,920 They're actually, you know, I'm gonna go back 1610 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,480 on what I said there. 1611 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,760 I could, like, I wouldn't do slot machines. 1612 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,920 I could get up there and play some blackjack. 1613 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:05,560 You know, I'm not looking forward to dropping 100 bucks, 1614 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,200 but I mean, I could set aside $100 1615 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,320 and play a $5 blackjack table. 1616 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,600 There's not very many $5 blackjack tables anymore. 1617 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,440 No, not really. 1618 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,280 Well, I don't know. 1619 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,120 There are 15. 1620 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,760 Everybody knows that when I was there, 1621 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,600 the last time I went there, 1622 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,440 there was $5 blackjack tables. 1623 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,260 Maybe Shreveport. 1624 00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:20,100 Maybe Shreveport does. 1625 00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:22,160 Yeah, the smaller, I think the smaller gambling places. 1626 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,480 Yeah, maybe Shreveport does, but out in Vegas, 1627 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,880 and unless you go to a really small casino, 1628 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,240 those $5 hands. Off the strip, yeah. 1629 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,560 Those $5 hands don't exist much anymore. 1630 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:36,560 Well, I really enjoy, I really enjoy roulette and craps. 1631 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,680 I can spend, as long as the money lets me do it, 1632 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,520 I can play for hours. 1633 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,240 I like the style of craps that they do right now. 1634 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:48,880 I mean, it'd be different if you had actual dice 1635 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,440 that you sit there and throw, 1636 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,280 but a lot of these places, at least here, 1637 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,600 right over the border of Oklahoma, 1638 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,560 they've got that little digital thing, 1639 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,760 like do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. 1640 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,840 Well, that's because, yeah, that's because they passed, 1641 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,280 they passed a law for Oklahoma. 1642 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,800 But what, you can't have dice? 1643 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,600 No, yeah, they were trying to, 1644 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,120 so that's, you know, there's always a way around the law. 1645 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,920 I think the idea was they're gonna craft the law 1646 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,160 such that you can only have card games, 1647 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,480 so they were trying to keep out the hardcore gambling, 1648 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,640 like roulette and craps. 1649 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,040 So what they do, they just figured out a way 1650 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,400 to play those same games using cards. 1651 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,240 Right. 1652 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,060 You know what I mean? 1653 00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:30,200 To get around the law. 1654 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,560 Well, I don't trust that dice. 1655 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,560 I mean, it's a computer in there making those dice, 1656 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,840 and it's not as random as throwing dice. 1657 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,480 It seems like there's more control over the computer, 1658 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,400 be like, yeah, we're gonna have 1% winners today 1659 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,240 or something like that. 1660 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,160 Oh, yeah, no, I don't trust any. 1661 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:50,000 I mean, I remember watching a 2020 1662 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,560 that had this computer programmer guy, 1663 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,200 and he was like blacked out, like in the shadows, right? 1664 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,760 Because he didn't want to admit, you know who he was. 1665 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,600 Or running around walls. 1666 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,720 And he was saying, yeah, was a digitized voice, 1667 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:07,640 and his job was to program, you know, 1668 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,920 it was poker, electronic poker. 1669 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,480 And it said that if it draws a royal straight flush 1670 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:18,480 or a royal flush, it will discard it and draw another card. 1671 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:19,680 Really? 1672 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,760 Like you can't get the biggest long shot 1673 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,960 that you can get in that game. 1674 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,000 You know, with the big board, it's got the numbers. 1675 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,120 With $10 million. 1676 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,400 Yeah, it's got the numbers going, 1677 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,800 but you have to get a royal flush. 1678 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,640 Right. 1679 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,720 And yeah, it will discard it, he said. 1680 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,080 I mean, it's so easy. 1681 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,760 You know how easy that is in programming? 1682 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,960 Yeah, it's a computer. 1683 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,360 It's the easiest thing to program ever. 1684 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,800 Like, yeah, I don't trust any of that. 1685 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,920 Even with cards and dice, and roulette, 1686 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,480 there's ways to cheat. 1687 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,320 Right. 1688 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,440 Right, you can count the cards. 1689 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,480 Yes, if you're a green man. 1690 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,160 I never quite understood how people do that, 1691 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,160 but you know, even dealing cards, 1692 00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,160 you know, these people are so fast with their hands, 1693 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,680 you can't tell that they're from the bottom of the deck 1694 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:04,600 or something like that. 1695 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,440 Right. 1696 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,840 They really are, they're talented. 1697 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:11,000 Yeah, and they work on it, and that's their skill. 1698 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,160 And then roulette, you know, 1699 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,760 there's ways to cheat that as well. 1700 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,600 Is there really? 1701 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,200 Well, for the casino, right? 1702 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,040 Yeah, I don't know. 1703 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,160 Magnets and all kinds of shit. 1704 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,240 I do know it's the single worst odds game is roulette. 1705 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,960 Like, it's totally in the house's favor. 1706 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,880 All of them are in the house's favor, 1707 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,280 but roulette is particularly in their favor. 1708 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,080 It has the biggest payout, though. 1709 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:32,920 Does it? 1710 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,280 Well, one in 36, right? 1711 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,640 So if you put a, that's what it is, 1712 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,840 there's 36 numbers on there, right? 1713 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,000 And the single and double zero. 1714 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,040 Yeah, so. 1715 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,200 So it's 38. 1716 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,120 38 or whatever. 1717 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,920 Yeah, but I mean, yeah, so I mean, 1718 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,080 that game I have played for hours, 1719 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,160 hours and hours and hours, and at the end, yeah. 1720 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,000 I lost everything. 1721 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:50,840 When it starts getting down, 1722 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,800 you start playing all the lines. 1723 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,640 Oh, yeah. 1724 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,680 I'm just gonna go red this time 1725 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,320 because like, 50-50 chance. 1726 00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:00,000 I'm usually playing stuff all over the place when I play. 1727 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,400 I love it, it's so much fun. 1728 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,240 Yeah. 1729 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,480 Yeah, I'm out. 1730 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:04,320 I don't give a shit. 1731 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,280 Yeah, you don't do the gamble thing. 1732 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,120 That's cool. 1733 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:06,960 I'm out. 1734 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,080 I don't do it very often, I really don't. 1735 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,240 Yeah, it's, you know, I'm happy with those people 1736 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,200 that enjoy it, I just don't. 1737 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,960 And again, if there's like a $5 blackjack table, 1738 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,920 which evidently they're becoming more and more rare. 1739 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:21,920 They are, yeah. 1740 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,200 I'm out, I mean, I just. 1741 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,520 That's why I don't play the card games anymore. 1742 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,360 It's just not worth it. 1743 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,180 Because I'm not very good at it. 1744 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,960 I'm like, I don't wanna lose 15 bucks every two minutes. 1745 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,240 People dropping in nine dollar tokens 1746 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,240 into the slot machine and you know, 1747 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,280 do do do do do do do do, done. 1748 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,120 You just lost five bucks. 1749 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,720 Oh, oh, you can lose money so fast on slots. 1750 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,560 Nah, forget about it. 1751 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,120 Well, the slots, even the dollar one, 1752 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:45,840 let's say you put $100 in there, 1753 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,600 they have all these lines. 1754 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,000 You could pay, play like 20 bucks a hand. 1755 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:50,840 Yep. 1756 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,400 And be done in five times, boom boom, 100 bucks. 1757 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,120 Yes, well, because you're trying to maximize 1758 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:56,960 your chance of winning. 1759 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:57,800 Oh yeah. 1760 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,160 You got these crazy lines going all over the place 1761 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,280 like you were saying. 1762 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,320 And it's so damn confusing nowadays. 1763 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,160 It is. 1764 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,360 I'm sitting there looking at the board going, 1765 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,440 okay, when I first sit down, I'm like, 1766 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,800 okay, what's the big win? 1767 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,480 Like, what am I looking for? 1768 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,320 Right. 1769 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,140 And I couldn't figure it out. 1770 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:12,800 I was like, okay, well, there's three lines going this way. 1771 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,600 There's some weird vertical lines. 1772 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,000 And I was like, okay, I'm just gonna get them 1773 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:16,840 going to another one. 1774 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,120 Because it was just like, 1775 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,200 it's like, why does it have to be so damn complicated? 1776 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,520 Well, because they want you to lose. 1777 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:23,360 Right. 1778 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,600 But you know, they're, again, I mean, 1779 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,600 I were probably gonna beat me up on the TikTok thing, 1780 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,240 but I was watching TikTok where this guy 1781 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,600 gets these people to, 1782 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,480 convinces them to spend $1,000 on these slots. 1783 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,380 He says, hey, look, spend a thousand bucks 1784 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:40,880 and if you don't make money, 1785 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,360 then I'll pay you a thousand bucks back. 1786 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,480 Oh boy. 1787 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,440 He gets them over there and every time, $1,000. 1788 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,760 And there's evidently there's a machine 1789 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,080 where you can drop $1,000 on a slot machine. 1790 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,480 And he knows all the rules. 1791 01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,960 And he was just like, yeah, well, no, dude, 1792 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,540 hit this, hit that, hit this. 1793 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:58,160 No, no, pass, pass, pass. 1794 01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,400 Hit this, do that. 1795 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,520 And bam, next thing you know, the guy won five grand. 1796 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,600 And he's got video after video after video 1797 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,760 of doing that with a bunch of you think 1798 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,400 they would kick that guy out, but you know. 1799 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,800 Yeah, you would definitely think, 1800 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,920 I mean, they take that stuff really seriously. 1801 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,320 Count, card counting, yeah, that's, 1802 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,160 and they know how to. 1803 01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:16,480 But this is for slots. 1804 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,240 Well, I don't know how, I don't know how he does that. 1805 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,720 Yeah, well, he just knows the rules. 1806 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,400 That's what I'm saying, it's so confusing, 1807 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,800 but I bet if you know all the rules 1808 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,320 of the little squigglers up there, 1809 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,960 what is the word, it's called obfuscation. 1810 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,880 It's where they make things so difficult to know 1811 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,760 that you would really have to be a master 1812 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:34,920 at the machine to do it. 1813 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,920 I mean, there's, our producers, 1814 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,520 yeah, some seasonably or some cool things 1815 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,120 up on the screen right now. 1816 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,440 Yeah, it's kind of hard not to get enamored with it. 1817 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,840 They're showing some guys at a roulette table. 1818 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,560 Look at that ball. 1819 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,400 And. 1820 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,280 You know what, when I see that, 1821 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,940 you know what I'm thinking? 1822 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:53,480 That place really stinks like smokes. 1823 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,320 Oh yeah. 1824 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,160 That's the problem. 1825 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,720 Like I asked Shelly, because my son and his friends 1826 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:02,680 all went up to Choctaw, and I was like, 1827 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,480 do you ever want to go up to Choctaw? 1828 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,040 And she's like, she's not really into gambling at all. 1829 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,880 Like she's done slots, but it's the smoke. 1830 01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:11,720 She can't do it. 1831 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,560 Yeah. 1832 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,200 And so I was like, where are they ever gonna 1833 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,560 on the planet find a smokeless casino? 1834 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,880 That does not exist. 1835 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:19,720 Well, I'm sure it does. 1836 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,040 I remember the worst one that I saw was, 1837 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,760 I remember I flew into Reno for work. 1838 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,600 And I went down to the casino, 1839 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,680 because I stayed in one of the hotels there 1840 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,160 at the casino for work. 1841 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,520 And I went downstairs to the casino, 1842 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,840 and I remember seeing, 1843 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,560 and Reno is not like Vegas. 1844 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,160 It's an older casino town, it's smaller. 1845 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,520 It's, I don't know, I don't know what you want to call it, 1846 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,480 but it's more white trashy maybe, 1847 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,640 at least it was back then. 1848 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:53,840 And I just remember sitting there, 1849 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,840 and I see this lady, 1850 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,080 and you probably see them all over the place. 1851 01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,120 She has emphysema, she's got a bottle, 1852 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:04,640 got her oxygen bottle, cigarette in her mouth, 1853 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,160 doing slots, and a whiskey. 1854 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,000 Oh, there's a lot. 1855 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,200 A bottle of oxygen next to her. 1856 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,920 And a bottle of oxygen went next to her, 1857 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,520 and she's like hacking a lung out. 1858 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,360 And she's like. 1859 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,200 There's tons of people, 1860 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,360 that's what they do for a living. 1861 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,360 And she's probably using her disability check or something. 1862 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,960 You'd be surprised, I mean, a lot of these people, 1863 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:26,400 that's their career, their job is gambling, 1864 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,600 and they make about 65,000 a year gambling. 1865 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,200 No, I can't. 1866 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,000 That's what they do all day long. 1867 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,320 They sit there plunking into slot machines, 1868 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,840 making 65,000 a year. 1869 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,600 So anyways, I ended up running the car, 1870 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,880 driving out to Shreveport, and driving back. 1871 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:47,880 In both ways, it was just nonstop storming. 1872 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:48,720 Yeah, yeah. 1873 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:52,640 I'm telling you, thank God for the cool effects 1874 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,240 and features on the car. 1875 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,400 I mean, with the sensors in the front, 1876 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,360 where it detects cars in front of you, 1877 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:00,600 and staying in the lane. 1878 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,360 Oh great, so you just like slept? 1879 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,040 Look, look, don't throw stones here. 1880 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,240 Had Netflix going? 1881 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,520 Well, I did have Netflix going, 1882 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,240 but that's besides the point. 1883 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,280 But the thing is, oh, the fact that I was watching Echoes, 1884 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,320 it's rather interesting. 1885 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,360 Dave, have you guys seen Echoes? 1886 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,440 I've seen the previews for it. 1887 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,520 I would want to see it. 1888 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:20,280 It's, again, man, some of these miniseries, 1889 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,480 they're rather difficult to get into. 1890 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,320 I mean. 1891 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,160 I'm watching Sandman now. 1892 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,000 I agree. 1893 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,320 Sandman was another one. 1894 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:28,360 I mean, episode eight. 1895 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,760 We dumped it after. 1896 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,120 It's completely shifted gears. 1897 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,600 Completely. 1898 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,280 It's not, I don't much care for the second half. 1899 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,680 Yeah, so I mean, again, you gotta finish it. 1900 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,520 But this. 1901 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,760 I'm amazed you got that far. 1902 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,600 We watched. 1903 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,440 You gotta finish it. 1904 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,800 We watched one and a half episodes, 1905 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,160 and we were like, done. 1906 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,840 Was it was the one that you almost turned off, 1907 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,040 the one in the diner where they all killed each other? 1908 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:48,880 Yeah. 1909 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,040 I was just like, wow, that just turned. 1910 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,080 Yeah, I got really, really dark. 1911 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,280 I mean, there was this blood and all this shit. 1912 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,720 And I was just like, dude. 1913 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:56,560 Yeah. 1914 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,400 I almost stopped it there. 1915 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,840 I was like, no, just keep going. 1916 01:04:58,840 --> 01:04:59,680 Just keep going. 1917 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:02,160 It was an interesting show until it got to that point. 1918 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,120 I was just like, no one could lie anymore. 1919 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:08,320 The guy had this power, and no one could lie. 1920 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,560 So people were telling what they actually thought, 1921 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,640 and they acted what they really wanted to do. 1922 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:14,360 Right. 1923 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,360 And it didn't end well. 1924 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,560 At all. 1925 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,960 And everyone had a perspective. 1926 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:23,120 And so there were 15 people in the diner, 1927 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:28,880 and then all 15 had very unsavory endings for everybody. 1928 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,120 People are truly evil in nature is essentially 1929 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,400 what the guy was suggesting. 1930 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:38,720 But the Echoes is essentially it's about these twins. 1931 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,640 And something happens to them, which I can't share, 1932 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,120 because you won't know until you get to the end. 1933 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,040 If we're going to try to watch it, don't tell us. 1934 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:45,920 Spoiler alert. 1935 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,960 There's twins. 1936 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,800 Well, Tom, I mean, let's just watch it now. 1937 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:49,760 It's called Echoes, OK? 1938 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,960 It's the twins. 1939 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:51,840 So it's a 1940 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,480 It could be like in a Grand Canyon or something like Echoes 1941 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:53,960 coming back in. 1942 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,040 Yeah, that's what I thought it was. 1943 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,200 Jack Wagon. 1944 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:59,400 So in episode five, you finally learn, 1945 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,880 because it's so kind of what the fuck. 1946 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,440 Until you get to episode five. 1947 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,480 And then they start explaining the show. 1948 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,720 Oh, oh, this is what's going on. 1949 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,720 And then you start filling in the blanks 1950 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,720 until it gets to the very end. 1951 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,080 And then even at that point, you're kind of like, oh. 1952 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,240 I'll tell you one of the shows that really intrigued me 1953 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,520 was Dark. 1954 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,080 That's a great show. 1955 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,120 And it was hard, hard to follow. 1956 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,640 But it was very dark. 1957 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,760 But they helped you show pictures of like the older, 1958 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,320 younger take notes. 1959 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,200 Almost it was a great show. 1960 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,040 I recommend it. 1961 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:33,560 Dark. 1962 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,080 No, it's called Dark. 1963 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:35,800 It's a German. 1964 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:36,520 I think it's German. 1965 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:37,280 It is German. 1966 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:41,720 And I couldn't do the subtitles because I couldn't read 1967 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,840 and pay attention at the same time. 1968 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,240 Because there's so much that you have to pay attention to. 1969 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,800 So I had to dub it. 1970 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,640 So this is back in 2017. 1971 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,000 I would love to watch it again. 1972 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:51,760 It was that good. 1973 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:52,960 Yeah, it's good. 1974 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,120 Yeah, you really have to pay attention. 1975 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:55,960 It's time travel. 1976 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,360 It's a German science fiction thriller television series 1977 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,840 co-created by Baron Boeodor. 1978 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:01,680 Yeah, here it is. 1979 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,920 He's got the preview up. 1980 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,520 Ran for three seasons. 1981 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,000 The story follows characters from the fictional village 1982 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,000 of Winden, Germany as they pursue the truth 1983 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,680 in the aftermath of a child's disappearance. 1984 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,400 That is so good. 1985 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,560 I would love that show. 1986 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,880 I must have seen this. 1987 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,680 Come on. 1988 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,880 Oh, you would know. 1989 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:20,920 You would definitely know. 1990 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:21,760 Oh, Walkman. 1991 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:22,480 Yeah. 1992 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,280 Are you sure? 1993 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,320 What I found that interesting is they go back in time 1994 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,320 to the 80s. 1995 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,640 And you recognize a lot of the fashion. 1996 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:29,160 Oh, yeah. 1997 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:30,400 I love it when they do that. 1998 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,200 And then they pull out the clothes. 1999 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,320 That's one thing that's amazing to me. 2000 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,280 All these period piece movies, right? 2001 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:43,200 Whether it be 70s, 60s, even late or early 1900s, 2002 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,440 how they have all the stuff for it. 2003 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,120 Right. 2004 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,240 Like I said, we got the cars. 2005 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,080 We just finished Downton Abbey. 2006 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:50,560 Yeah. 2007 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:56,680 And it's interesting there because their clothing 2008 01:07:56,680 --> 01:08:00,360 and their technology changed throughout the show. 2009 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,400 They introduced the telephone. 2010 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:03,080 The telephone. 2011 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:03,560 That's right. 2012 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,040 They introduced the car. 2013 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:05,400 Yes. 2014 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,560 And then the car progressed. 2015 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,280 At first, it was the hardcore with a steering 2016 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:10,400 with a stick type of thing. 2017 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,440 And then they ended up with a nice roadster. 2018 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:12,920 Right? 2019 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,440 Right. 2020 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,720 And the toaster would show up. 2021 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,360 And the technology would show up. 2022 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:21,400 But it's funny to think back then going, 2023 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,160 wow, there's not even phones. 2024 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,720 And some people frowned upon them. 2025 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:28,280 They were like, this is the end of civilization. 2026 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:28,800 Right. 2027 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,280 Right. 2028 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,000 The phone. 2029 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:30,520 Right. 2030 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,920 I mean, imagine living in a world where you needed, 2031 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,720 somebody had to show up with a letter. 2032 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:37,920 That's how it was communicated. 2033 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,600 They always write letters. 2034 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,840 They always write letters. 2035 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,640 Crazy. 2036 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,960 Well, they had telegraph before telephone. 2037 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,640 Right? 2038 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,160 Where you could do like, tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk. 2039 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,360 More code, right? 2040 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,760 Is dark where they had some sort of little tiny clock that 2041 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,920 Yes. 2042 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,960 Yeah, there was not a tiny one. 2043 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,480 I think it was a box or something. 2044 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:57,920 Well, yeah, they had that. 2045 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,800 And then they had the handheld ball or some sort of. 2046 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,480 Yeah. 2047 01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,480 Yeah, it was really good though. 2048 01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,960 And yeah, so you're watching that now or did you already 2049 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:06,200 finish? 2050 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,000 We just finished it. 2051 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,680 And we finished the two movies as well. 2052 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,640 So good. 2053 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,080 Yeah. 2054 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,080 We loved that show. 2055 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,120 Yeah, really well done. 2056 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:12,640 I held out. 2057 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,760 I was like, I have no desire to watch it. 2058 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,000 No desire to watch that. 2059 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,960 My wife and I was like, what do we want to watch? 2060 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,120 You want to try it down to now? 2061 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,480 It's on Amazon Prime now. 2062 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,240 So we watched it. 2063 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,120 We enjoyed it. 2064 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:21,880 Yep. 2065 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:22,440 Me too. 2066 01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:22,920 So. 2067 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:24,280 Yeah, I was like, really, I'm going 2068 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,720 to watch an old English soap opera. 2069 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:27,960 I stopped watching it. 2070 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,520 It was really well done. 2071 01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:30,360 I need to watch. 2072 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:31,440 I need to finish up watching it. 2073 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:31,960 Yeah, finish it up. 2074 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,720 There's only six or seven episodes. 2075 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,800 I got burnt out when seven episodes or seasons? 2076 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,880 Seasons, I'm sorry. 2077 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:41,120 I got burnt out right after Homeboy with a Limp's Wife 2078 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,400 got raped. 2079 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,040 And probably a couple episodes after that, I was kind of like, 2080 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,320 eh, I'm just going to take a break because it frustrated me. 2081 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,440 I got frustrated with several of the characters. 2082 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,560 And I was just like, these people 2083 01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:51,640 annoy the shit out of me. 2084 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,440 Oh, yeah. 2085 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,920 And I kept arguing. 2086 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,080 I'm not arguing, but this comment, I was like, 2087 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,080 what do these people do with their lives? 2088 01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,360 Especially at the beginning. 2089 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:03,080 Near the end, they started getting jobs and stuff like that. 2090 01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:04,200 Some of the people did. 2091 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,080 But I'm like, what do these people do? 2092 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,600 They worked for the mansion. 2093 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,600 They didn't do anything. 2094 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,560 No, like the daughters. 2095 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,840 They didn't do anything except shop and. 2096 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,040 Oh, you mean the aristocrats. 2097 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:13,720 Yeah, the aristocrats. 2098 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,280 They didn't do shit. 2099 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,920 They were looked down on if they worked. 2100 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,920 That's what I was just like, they didn't do anything. 2101 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,000 If you worked, you were like a working class. 2102 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,240 That's like one of the daughters wanted to get into the investing 2103 01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:28,400 side of the business where she was. 2104 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,440 Well, that was the progression of the show, I think, 2105 01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:33,600 and the attitudes of the people. 2106 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,320 It changed. 2107 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,120 It changed. 2108 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,440 And they had to change with the times. 2109 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:37,960 Correct. 2110 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,000 So I find that interesting. 2111 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,680 I mean, hundreds of years of aristocracy. 2112 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,000 That's exactly what that was. 2113 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:43,680 I couldn't live like that. 2114 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,040 They did nothing all day. 2115 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,400 Well, I mean, no, they rode horses and they. 2116 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,320 Hold on, Jeff. 2117 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,800 I think you get bored. 2118 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,120 And you shoot guns. 2119 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,320 I mean, they would go hunting. 2120 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,960 Dude, they lived the god-blessed life. 2121 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,240 No, they all got bored. 2122 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,920 They got meals made for them. 2123 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,320 They went out and they hunted. 2124 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,360 They all got bored. 2125 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,320 They traveled. 2126 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:06,440 Guys, it's no different than super rich families now. 2127 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:07,240 Think about it. 2128 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:10,120 Think about some trust fund kid. 2129 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,480 They went to college. 2130 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,360 Yeah, they were educated. 2131 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,640 And they could what? 2132 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,320 No, who did? 2133 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,480 No, they didn't go to college. 2134 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,560 The aristocrats? 2135 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,400 These ladies didn't, I don't think. 2136 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:24,360 Well, I don't think women went to college back then. 2137 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,800 It would look down upon to even get an education. 2138 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,920 An education would be for to go get a job, I guess. 2139 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:29,720 The women were. 2140 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:30,200 I don't know. 2141 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,400 It was finishing school. 2142 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,560 Were they used as like token chips, 2143 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,360 like the Indians used to give their daughters away? 2144 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,720 I mean, because it's kind of what. 2145 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:38,240 It was. 2146 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:38,960 It was. 2147 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:39,480 Yeah. 2148 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,440 There was some of that. 2149 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:41,320 Yeah, there was some of that. 2150 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,280 You need to marry up. 2151 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:42,840 You promised stuff. 2152 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,720 You can't marry down. 2153 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,920 That was part of the struggle. 2154 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,400 And you're merging two really prominent families. 2155 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,000 And you need to produce an heir. 2156 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:49,880 Correct. 2157 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,320 That was a big deal. 2158 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,640 Yeah, that was a huge deal. 2159 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,240 Like one of them, they were going to lose the mansion 2160 01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,800 because they didn't have an heir. 2161 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:56,720 Right. 2162 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,200 I mean, it's always handed down. 2163 01:11:58,200 --> 01:11:59,240 It's always given to you. 2164 01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,200 Your life handed to you on a silver platter. 2165 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,720 Yeah, but these period pieces, some are done very well. 2166 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,560 I think I've mentioned this one before is the deuce. 2167 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,240 Very 70s. 2168 01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,160 I don't think I've seen that. 2169 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:12,960 It's deuce. 2170 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:13,480 It's good. 2171 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:16,400 It's about the mid 70s. 2172 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,360 OK. 2173 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,840 I think it's the 42nd Avenue. 2174 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,680 They call it the deuce, I think, in New York. 2175 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:27,400 Where all the prostitution and the porn industry. 2176 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,360 Yeah, and the porn. 2177 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:32,040 About pimps, hookers, and the porn industry. 2178 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:32,720 And the cops. 2179 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,600 Really? 2180 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,600 And it's really well done. 2181 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,840 I mean, they capture the feeling. 2182 01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,080 Oh, nine yards. 2183 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:41,720 The look. 2184 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,680 Is there any nudity? 2185 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:43,720 Lots. 2186 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,160 OK. 2187 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:44,960 Oh, yeah, I'm in. 2188 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:48,040 Yeah, there's lots of nudity. 2189 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,000 The deuce. 2190 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:49,640 Yeah, it's good. 2191 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,880 Is it on Netflix or Prime or anything? 2192 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:55,240 It was on HBO. 2193 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,200 She was a hooker. 2194 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,600 And she started making porn movies. 2195 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600 Oh, wow. 2196 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,440 And they show behind the scenes. 2197 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:05,360 There are scenes you see them making it, 2198 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,280 but you're kind of back and you see them, 2199 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:08,560 and they're filming it, and they're 2200 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,160 trying to figure out all this stuff. 2201 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,840 And they're shooting white gravy through a basting 2202 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,720 tube for the final shot. 2203 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,440 What was that other one that was a really 2204 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:25,040 popular porn-based about making porn? 2205 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,880 It wasn't a porn movie, but I mean. 2206 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,160 The movie? 2207 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:29,560 Yes. 2208 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,440 There was a movie with Marky Mark in it. 2209 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,160 Yes. 2210 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:32,800 Boogie Nights. 2211 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,640 Boogie Nights. 2212 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,280 Boogie Nights. 2213 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,280 That was a good movie, too. 2214 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,840 He had the big old schlong there at the end. 2215 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,640 Oh, yeah. 2216 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,360 Loosely based on John Holmes. 2217 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,360 Yeah, I didn't really need to see that part, but. 2218 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,280 God. 2219 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:43,880 Yeah, I forgot about that. 2220 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:44,680 Boogie Nights. 2221 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:45,200 Yeah, deuce. 2222 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,360 I recommend it. 2223 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,360 It's good. 2224 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,560 It's gangsters, as you can see. 2225 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,920 There's gangsters, there's cops, hookers, strippers, porn. 2226 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:53,760 What else do you need? 2227 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,360 Yeah, everything you want in a movie. 2228 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,840 Nice bourbon. 2229 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:59,280 Did they have bourbon? 2230 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,520 They had whiskies. 2231 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,000 Whiskey. 2232 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,120 We didn't really talk about it, but yeah. 2233 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,400 OK, well, I'm going to see if I can remember that. 2234 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,880 So anyways, I was coming back from Louisiana, 2235 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,320 and it was storming big time. 2236 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,880 I mean, all the way there and all the way back. 2237 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:16,640 And I guess it's like downtown Dallas was like. 2238 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:17,800 15 inches of rain. 2239 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:18,800 15 inches. 2240 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,920 Our systems could not handle it. 2241 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,560 No, flooding, bad flooding. 2242 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:23,560 It was bad flooding. 2243 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:24,440 And Fort Worth, too. 2244 01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:25,080 It wasn't just Dallas. 2245 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,280 Have you seen some of the videos of these? 2246 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,000 I haven't seen anything. 2247 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:27,280 I haven't. 2248 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,800 There's some videos out there where 2249 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,600 their cars were like fucked up. 2250 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,200 Yeah. 2251 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:31,720 I mean. 2252 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,240 Well, they said that at DFW Airport, 2253 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:38,880 it rained three inches in one hour. 2254 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,480 And it was the most rain the airport 2255 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,960 has gotten since 1953. 2256 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,960 Wow. 2257 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,160 And I was thinking to myself, was DFW Airport 2258 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,880 around in 1953? 2259 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,040 Or they just mean like the Dallas-Fort Worth area? 2260 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,040 I don't know. 2261 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,120 No, I don't think it was. 2262 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:54,360 No, there's no way it was around in 1953. 2263 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,680 Dallas Love Field first. 2264 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,960 Yeah. 2265 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,280 And then they built DFW. 2266 01:14:58,280 --> 01:14:59,240 Yeah, we didn't get that. 2267 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,720 We got some good steady rain up here. 2268 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:01,200 We did. 2269 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,280 Oh, we got plenty of rain. 2270 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,760 We didn't get any 15 inches. 2271 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:04,280 No. 2272 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,640 We don't want that. 2273 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,640 That causes problems. 2274 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:07,320 Exactly. 2275 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:07,840 Exactly. 2276 01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,120 It causes lots of problems. 2277 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:09,920 Oh, yeah. 2278 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,040 There's a flood of insurance claims 2279 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,440 that are coming through right now. 2280 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:17,800 I guess you're going to go on cat duty from home? 2281 01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,280 The volume, well, I mean, whatever. 2282 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,320 But the volume. 2283 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:22,720 I need a hotel room, please. 2284 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,720 Yeah, the volume of water that came through 2285 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,760 was just ridiculous. 2286 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:31,000 15 inches is extremely hard for this region to manage. 2287 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,640 Especially after 60 days of no rain. 2288 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,840 Honestly, anywhere. 2289 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:36,040 And the ground is so hard and dry. 2290 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,400 If it comes down hard, it's just going to run straight off. 2291 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:38,840 Yes, right. 2292 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:39,440 It doesn't soar. 2293 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,200 It doesn't soak in. 2294 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:40,960 Yeah. 2295 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:43,000 I remember, so you guys remember 2296 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,840 Shelly's brother used to work down on Northwest Highway, 2297 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:47,680 right? 2298 01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,320 And he drove on one of those roads 2299 01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:53,400 that you just don't drive on when it's a ton of rain. 2300 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:53,920 Right. 2301 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:57,840 And you don't drive into flooded areas, right? 2302 01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,120 Well, he got stranded. 2303 01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,400 And I had to go down there. 2304 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:07,760 And we had to wade to his car to get stuff out of his car. 2305 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,480 But basically, the stuff you were talking about seeing on TV, 2306 01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:11,120 that was him. 2307 01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:12,600 How deep was it? 2308 01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,400 It was probably 2309 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,560 Was it moving water? 2310 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:17,640 Was it just standing? 2311 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,920 It was just kind of standing, stagnant water. 2312 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,280 Yeah. 2313 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:21,760 And it was 2314 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,760 He didn't get an inflatable? 2315 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,120 No, we just waded out down. 2316 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,120 I mean, it was up to our waist. 2317 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,680 Did you do like a backstroke? 2318 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,160 No, I mean, I didn't want to really get more 2319 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:32,240 into the water than I needed to. 2320 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:36,120 Was the stuff he retrieved from the car wet? 2321 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,480 I guess it was just below that. 2322 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,280 So it must have been at the top of the wheels, maybe. 2323 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:42,080 I don't know. 2324 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,360 Butterfly stroke is what you used to get out there? 2325 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,080 I did. 2326 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:45,560 I did. 2327 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:49,840 I was always a very strong breath stroker and butterfly. 2328 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,880 Those were my really good 2329 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,800 Well, I remember one time when I was coming back from 2330 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,600 when I had to go to the office, it was down there at Forest 2331 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,920 and 635 was where my building was. 2332 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,560 You were doing freestyle? 2333 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,800 Yes, I freestyled all the way home. 2334 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,000 But there was a lot of rain. 2335 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,520 And I've driven home in a lot of rain before, 2336 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,960 and I've never had any kind of flooding problems. 2337 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:16,800 I'm driving home, I'm going up Hillcrest, 2338 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,400 and there's a section. 2339 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,280 And I was at the stoplight. 2340 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,920 It didn't look deep. 2341 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,920 It just looked like there was a little bit of water there. 2342 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:27,080 But these side streets, it looked like a frickin' 2343 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:30,600 white rapids were coming down, just all this water. 2344 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:34,200 And I hit it, and it was about 100 yards or so 2345 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,880 past the stoplight. 2346 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,360 So I was going 35 again, 40 miles an hour. 2347 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:39,960 Right into it. 2348 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,400 And I hit this. 2349 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,400 And it went midway to my grill. 2350 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:50,640 And it snapped my fan inside the motor. 2351 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,240 Oh, wow. 2352 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:52,760 It snapped the blade off. 2353 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,200 I didn't know that at the time. 2354 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,560 And I just went, I hit it. 2355 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,640 I went, bam. 2356 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,720 And it just stopped. 2357 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,320 The car just screeched to a halt. 2358 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:02,080 Screeched to a halt, and it shut off. 2359 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,000 I was like, fuck. 2360 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,600 That would be the appropriate response. 2361 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:07,080 Right. 2362 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,800 And so it was raining. 2363 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,640 And so I started it again, started it up, 2364 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,720 and was making a horrible racket. 2365 01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:14,720 And you're like. 2366 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:15,880 Because I was missing a blade. 2367 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,520 Was that followed with another fuck? 2368 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:19,000 It was. 2369 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,240 I was like, am I going to be able to get home? 2370 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:21,720 No. 2371 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,440 Then I backed. 2372 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,240 I did. 2373 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:23,720 Really? 2374 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:28,560 So I backed up, and it was like a U-turn. 2375 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:32,720 And if I got up to a certain speed, 2376 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:34,320 whenever the fan kicked in or whatever. 2377 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:34,840 Oh, yeah. 2378 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:35,880 It was going apeshit crazy. 2379 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,840 It was all unbalanced. 2380 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:37,640 Yeah. 2381 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:38,880 I was making a racket. 2382 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,880 And I was just like, I just need to make it home. 2383 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,040 Just need to make it home. 2384 01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,480 Just make it home. 2385 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,360 And it ran like shit. 2386 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,800 Whenever it was due that, the whole car would just shake 2387 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:49,240 and vibrate. 2388 01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:51,800 And I'm like, something's fucked up really bad. 2389 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,240 But again, it was one of those things where it didn't look deep. 2390 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,280 That's how people die in flash floods, man. 2391 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,880 But when I hit it, it was probably 2392 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,280 2 and 1 half, 3 feet deep. 2393 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:01,800 Right. 2394 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:05,560 Because like I said, I hit it, and boom. 2395 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,400 The grill, it was midway up my grill. 2396 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,440 It all came over my car. 2397 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:11,760 The power of water is absolutely astounding. 2398 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,960 And people will drive into that, and then they'll 2399 01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:15,160 get stuck like that. 2400 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:18,880 And then they'll get swept off the road. 2401 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:19,480 Right. 2402 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:21,120 Well, there's no way place for me to go. 2403 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:21,560 Well, I know. 2404 01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:22,600 But you know what I mean. 2405 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,080 That's like flash floods, right? 2406 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,200 That's exactly what happens. 2407 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,640 Somebody tries to drive through that. 2408 01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,320 They exactly experience what you just experienced, 2409 01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:31,920 except there was a moving current. 2410 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,720 And then the car starts moving, and it 2411 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,880 gets swept into the river. 2412 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:37,380 Yeah. 2413 01:19:37,380 --> 01:19:39,320 Anyway, it threw me off because of the way it looked. 2414 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:40,160 It didn't look deep. 2415 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,760 It looked just like it was a regular puddle, right? 2416 01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:46,480 But man, it was deep, and it stopped on a dime. 2417 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:47,120 Damn. 2418 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,360 And this water just came all the way over the top, 2419 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,400 the whole nine yards. 2420 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,680 Oh, what a nightmare. 2421 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,720 Yeah, it was bad. 2422 01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:55,760 All right, well, we're reaching the end 2423 01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:59,000 of our first edition here. 2424 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,600 And it is, what? 2425 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:01,800 We didn't even say what it is. 2426 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:02,880 Is it the 22nd of August? 2427 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,120 It's the August 23rd. 2428 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,000 It's my dad's birthday. 2429 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,480 23rd. 2430 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,120 Ah, all right. 2431 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,320 August 23rd, and we have, let's see. 2432 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,600 We've got one more week left. 2433 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,040 Is this the last one of? 2434 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:11,720 No. 2435 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,080 No, this is, so we've got one more. 2436 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:13,680 We've got one more. 2437 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:14,360 One more in August. 2438 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:15,040 One more in August. 2439 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:15,520 It's the 30th. 2440 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:16,880 And then Labor Day. 2441 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,880 Labor Day. 2442 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,000 That's when the fast ends. 2443 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,400 The alcohol fast. 2444 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,920 What did you have to drink tonight? 2445 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,080 You could dive in head first, huh? 2446 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,200 This was tea, wasn't it? 2447 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:26,840 Yeah, it was tea. 2448 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,520 We were drinking some sort of one. 2449 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:29,320 It was very sweet. 2450 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,400 Weller's 107. 2451 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,320 107 tea. 2452 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:32,040 Whatever. 2453 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:32,680 Fantastic. 2454 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:33,040 Very good. 2455 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:33,920 I haven't finished mine. 2456 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,200 I'm about to swallow the last bit of it. 2457 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:37,720 Yeah, because we've got to start on the next one. 2458 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:38,600 Angel's Envy. 2459 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,160 Yes. 2460 01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:40,680 Anyways. 2461 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:44,520 This is a barrel 1555, if I recall correctly. 2462 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:45,640 Something like that, yeah. 2463 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:46,480 We'll have to investigate. 2464 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:47,840 It's supposed to be the good one. 2465 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,800 Well, I'm glad we got to talk about our bowel movements 2466 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:50,640 tonight. 2467 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,120 Again. 2468 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:51,640 Again. 2469 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,840 We're all over the place with shit like we usually are. 2470 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:55,760 I'm Paul. 2471 01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:56,240 I'm Sean. 2472 01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,840 And I'm Jeff. 2473 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:11,480 And our producer, Mr. Austin.