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Welcome back to the show that second half its second half. It's the the Tuesday dudes like a show. It's August 9th and
We brought back with us. He decided to stay he opted we gave him say man
You don't have to stay for the second half and he was like I
I
Kind of want to go, but I don't want to go home, so I
Decided to stick around and then plus I think Jeff had influence to him. He was like alright
Well, we got some bourbon here, too. We got some boy bins. Yes. Yeah, sweetens cold
Bourbons good that is it's extremely good very excited. I'm excited all the time
Good, so this was an interesting one. Why is that? I can't hear you as well
So what was it's gonna see who that sounded weird that better there you go. Can I see in my pillow?
Tennessee
We say in Tennessee or Tennessee
Well your semblance screen is covering your mic
So I think you have a false sense of direction error where your mouth is needed a false sense of security
Did deep throat it maybe if you put a little peanut butter on the tip of the mic
You can smell where it's going any here. We go little marker a little marker on there Wow
Wow
What is that Bob what is his name Bob the painter
The afro the builder no Bob the builder. I was thinking that what I said it, but no
What is the guy's name with a little afro guy?
ex-marine I
Watched a documentary on him as well
That's a ex-marine. Yeah, he's an ex-marine. Yeah, he came I think the next just drill sergeant as yeah
He was in the military and
Got the painting after the fact Bob who I'm sorry
Well, that's what I was trying to figure out was his name is the Bob the painter the Bob the painter
He's he had shows on TV. Yeah, you thought
Yeah, you know that oh, I'm just gonna make these mountains a little bit louder Bob Villa
Bob Willis the house guy
I'm just coming up with the stuff
Mr. Producer look him up and got
We're all gonna we're gonna kick ourself in the ass
I know MPR no listeners out there like you guys are either Bob
PBS not NPR
NPR oh that's right PBS painter
That's all you gotta do because Bob Ross. Yes, I got it. Yeah, cuz you saw
Bob Ross right now whatever I would even look at that right
Well Ross anyway, why that's weird Ross well, that's the John's voice kind of sounds like that a little bit Bob Ross
There you go. He's got that soft little
I recommend the documentary because it was fascinating because Robert Norman there was a lady and
Her husband who kind of controlled him what?
Oh
No, you and I are strumming the same guitar
No, but you know, you know when like the manager gets too much control those getting all the money
Oh, yeah, and then they expanded and went to the paints and the brushes and all that and they
Basically, yes this fan brush we're gonna use first
To be a recurring theme of managers the managers money
In the music industry, oh members Johnny Depp lost like 400 million dollars
whoa to to poor management and
Attorneys that that good he said I upscounded with all this money and everything else and he said he's followed all these lawsuits and so forth
But he's out 400 million that is okay. He still has 110
Well, he actually has
She pays I mean, I don't think she has a no he has a he has like a hundred dinner
He's still worth that much. I thought that he was awarded 110th. No, it was one toward 13 10.2. Yeah
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, she can so
He was awarded 65 million. I thought no that was Alex Jones
Yeah, he has to pay that so you're right. It happens a lot. I mean there's a bit with the Mexican Selena
Oh, yeah, that little drama thing where you know her her manager actually killed her. Yeah over no boutique stuff
I was know that the lady who killed her was the head of her fan club. Well, she actually was also her managers
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, and and uh, uh
She fired her when when you know, she found out that she's lost all this money and that's when she shot her
She goes you can't do that to me and shot her. Yeah. Well, yes, I can
again boom
Yes, that way go is word, you know, cuz I had a relationship with Selena. No, I told you about this
Oh, man. Oh really to share this when you're a shunk gonna have your autograph
I was I was Sean Cruz and I was just participating
was this the different so a spurt of venue and the lower valley of El Paso and
called Texas nightclub
Texas Texas Texas nightclub. They had a they had a lot of bunch of local
Tejano clubs or bands that would come to
back then I forgot all their names of
Los Norteños Maz, Los Lombos, La Bamba, La Mafia, Richie Valens
La Mafia. Yeah, they
I'm telling you this is real. They had those guys performed down there. Yeah, and they had
Even Juan Gabriel Juan Gabriel lived right across the bridge from the Zaragoza
location where the Tejas nightclub was which was kind of cool because we would get off work and we would go over to the
Electric Q and the Juarez side
And we'd stay out there too because we didn't get off work to like three and that place was open to five
So we're out there just having a gay old time, you know, and then almost no pun
But then all of a sudden we're very gay. We're tied in with the radio station KBNA
Radio station and we were down there with a couple of the air personalities and we're so we're brought into some of these kind of
In the Electric Q and then all of a sudden we're over at Juan Gabriel's house. Whoa. Yeah
Wow, I need your autograph. Never met him. Never met him. But he wasn't there. But you saw his house
He wasn't there. He was there. But you never met him. He was in a different room and we're like, uh, you're a bartender
So yeah, yeah, make the cut. Yeah. Oh man. That was one of many nights we went out and had a great time out there
But Selena back then was with Selena y Los Dinos and before she left, she was in the
Los Dinos and before she became a she ditched her family, you know, you guys saw the movie Selena. Mm-hmm
Yes, I did. Yeah
So Selena the the the family was you think you'd be no so where the fuck did that come from? So Jennifer Lopez play?
I'm Selena
But that was back when she was a
Tango
Tango don't
It's a little combia stuff. So yeah, you know
She was playing at the club and I tell you I had a I had a picture because they had a professional
Photographer that was there those take a picture for the radio station and I had a bowtie
Tuxedo kind of outfits. I was back there bartended and that wasn't a normal outfit we wore but for that particular night I had to wear it and
So I had all these pictures taken with me and Selena Wow and I was up there because I was because this was at the end of
the night and
She was sitting up on the stage and this in the and you know, I was the middle bartender because I was the white boy
This is back when the cocktails movie was out and so they need Sean Cruz back there
Yeah, you know so I went out there and they had my photo and he had a from Sanchez was the photographer
And he had I need to get in touch with that guy. So anyways, he gives me a
picture of me and Selena and there's me and
My tuxedo and Selena just give me kiss on my cheek and it was like the coolest fucking thing ever
You sure have those pictures?
No, so I'm driving there
Here's what the thing is. I said man, I you turn your head real quick
I
The story's going south, okay the picture that was taken my sister had procured that that photo
For I don't know. She was going through photos that I had and she puts it out. She's oh look
There's the picture of Sean and she cuts out Selena. Oh
My gosh takes me and my little tuxedo outfit and puts me on a little collage that she made for me for my birthday
Oh my lord. Happy birthday
Maybe you just so they're gonna be worth a lot of money now
Or be worth hundred ten thousand dollars. Yeah. Well, it meant maybe something to me just it meant something for me
Just because it was mine and I was like that was a cool picture because celebrity kiss you. Yeah, man. Look
She stunk
Like she stunk music first of all, no she sang beautifully or she she really did and
Stench she that was after the dude. This was post the show. So I mean she she had been sweating
She smelled like a barnyard animal and she must have eaten a whole pot of beans before she went in there because I don't
Think she's wiped for five days
You destroyed the image
Selena
Flowers Mexican flowers
No, no, no, I'm just fucking around about the wiping thing
But I mean she smelled like we know you just worked out at the gym body odor
So serious so I remember at the time and she was pretty
I mean she was pretty but she was a little chunky and it wasn't really my style
but nonetheless, I indulged it and went through it and now I
Got remorse because my sister cut out the
Selena, let me get this straight. Selena was a fat smelly chick
She had a little I heard that's what I heard
I don't want to say a weight issue because it's not an issue to have to be in a certain category of weight
Unless you're defined as obese then it's just a health issue. Yeah, you know, which we are obese
We are so but she wasn't she was just a little bit thicker than the average person, you know, yeah
Whatever man, she's beautiful
Today's
Like that
You know, I remember but you know what I went to
Spankable you said it's no. Oh, dude. Come on. You said it smelled I'd bring a sack lunch. I'd stay there all day Wow
Okay, no like a barnyard animals, which you said wipe
Bring a sack. Oh, yeah. I mean I was saying that
Only time when I went to Colombia a lot of the girls were had that kind of body style, you know and big booty
Yeah, but beautiful beautiful and big booty. Yeah
I don't have a shoe with that. We need to cue that beautiful and got booty. Yeah, you know, yeah, but the
the
Top was phenomenal and then it kind of yeah, it's just like, you know, they're sitting down at the table
Yeah, you would have no idea what's going on exactly
They have no idea they stand up and you're kind of like wow, then she knocks the table over
That our couple of these come to a couple of these they really wouldn't matter
Yeah, well, I mean that's one of what a shape like it's a Glencairn. It's kind of I was gonna say they're perishing very appropriate
Yeah
Well, she you know what it was it was a very cool thing back then. I didn't really realize
I didn't really of course who would but you know, you know, I've met a lot of
People that could be that are stars now. Yeah, and you know, I didn't take any pictures of it
She was really the only one and then when she died or I was murdered I should say
You know, I was kind of I really wanted that picture
Yeah, you know, it was just a little disappointing. In fact, it was I should I'd never even thought of that
Photographer's name until the podcast in fact, I haven't said his name out loud he from Sanchez
I need to Google him. Of course, it's probably an extremely
Common name
But I'm sure that to me if he took all those famous pictures and so forth, you know, he would be around
Yeah, there's only three of them. You can call all three. Yeah. Well, anyways, it was cool
Well, what else the you know, the David the Bob Ross thing so still, you know the his his managers
What did exactly they do? They fleeced them basically they used him to make money
It kept a lot of it seems like it happens over and over and over. Yeah, so when they when you see they fleeced him
So they they were selling their products like through him like the different paint brushes and palettes
Yeah, but they can they controlled
That whole scene because there were other painters out there that were doing this
That were had videos and were on PBS and stuff like that. Basically, they strong-armed
Them out. Yeah. Well Bob Ross had kind of a
really
And it was and it was
Well, he was good, I mean that's part of it you got to be good it to make those
to make those pictures
Just by just dabbing a fucking brush on a canvas
I mean really he can really draw a picture in 15 minutes. That was impeccable
I recommend watching it because his life is not
When I watched I was like I expected something different from his life
I was disappointed for him
You know if you were making that kind of money and so forth
This is I don't think with him or or with you know, if you're a rock star or an actor, I
Would think that if you're making that kind of money you would audit your books repeatedly
Well, you have a tendency to trust people. Yeah, but you're paying people for everything
I mean, you're ignorant. You don't know even if you are you have to you know, I mean and you take into consideration
Say for example Paul McCartney. He did that he or and he does that right now
Repeatedly he audits the books and he makes sure the his money is there now, of course
You know, he's lost 110 million. Well, that's because he got divorced. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
Why?
Why do you lose a well that prosthesis was expensive was a divorce? Oh, yeah
And to the cleaners do yeah
Yeah, and but you know, he wanted to like I want to get rid of this bitch
And so he did and he's he thought of himself 110 million to me is not that much money because he has a lot right
And but but at the beginning
600 million. Oh, it was ridiculous and
I'm not exactly sure how you know you went about it and him and his attorneys
but he lost 110. Wow. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like, you know, as you say Paul you hear this repeatedly
you know that that
They lose all this money. I mean and I of course yes, you're young you're partying. You don't care
Yeah, there's so much money coming in and you and you you kind of nailed it Sean is they they have somebody that they trust
Yeah, they're assuming and that was in this place checks and balances
Set in place. Why wouldn't there be checks and balances set in place? Here. I am a minor
There's got to be some people smarter than me managing me, but they're not people really
Human nature just like just just like scavengers. Well, Bill Joel, right? I mean he Billy Joel. Yeah, Bill Joel is his name, right?
Yeah, I think you mean William William Joel. Yes, William Joel William Joe
William Joel, Junior Liam Joel the third the second the third
Bill right. I don't know. Is it technically Billy on his birth certificate? I don't know. But he's known as Billy
It's a building Joel Bill Joel. I'm kidding. Don't look okay. Keep going. He got screwed. Yeah big time
But was it by his manager or the production company or whatever? Well, I don't remember but
He got taken to the bank. It was the people well all these
Yeah, he got taken to the bank big time to the point where he was like fuck you and he came up with his own image and
Yeah, every shit happened to his band members, you know, yeah
He didn't treat his band members really good because he didn't trust anyone. Yeah. Yeah, look, you know what?
I'm treated like session players. Yeah
What happened to Jimi Hendrix, you know, he signed numerous contracts
He wouldn't read them and he would sign him and he got to the point that he couldn't record anymore because there were so many
injunctions
Against him that by the time he died
He could not record in the States
Because he you know, he actually um had signed
Yeah, he you know didn't honor the contracts because he signed so many of them. He didn't read him
He didn't have any kind of representation whatsoever. Right
And the majority of these guys were in the mafia and they were like, you know
You record we're gonna kill you and of course he died. It's kind of strange, right?
Yeah
suspicious
Huh? How did he die though? Oh, yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah. It was it was a vaccine. Yeah
Yeah, it was a covid vaccine. It was monkeypox
Monkeypox killed him
Yes, even back then but okay now now here we are. Sorry. I just realized
Something that I am older than bob ross was when he died
He was 53 when he died, what did he die of?
I have no idea. I have no idea cancer. Maybe monkeypox monkeypox again. Man. I didn't realize monkeypox was a
Killer. Yeah. Well for the news. Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah, you would think it's it's the next pandemic
Yeah, you would think it's worse than the plague even though it affects mainly homosexual men
Uh, let's see here how the final days of the happy painter led to a bitter fuse over his estate. How what he died?
Oh lymphoma, so he uh, wow
In florida, no wonder I mean, you know
Well, it just you know the whole
They could to the saga continued after his death with the the battle over his estate, you know, it's on netflix
You should watch it. It's on netflix. I think I will. That's very good. Well, he had 15 million dollars when he died
Was the state was worth but his business partners wanted it all. Yeah, so his name his image
Was worth all of that, right? So is and then I think they got it
What was their partners? Yeah, I think they got it and she's like an old grandma looking lady
Wonderful. Well, yeah. Yeah, that's sad. When it comes to money people it brings out the worst in people. I mean, it's just we know that right
Oh, yeah, but I mean the unthinkable
Unthinkable things. Oh, yes that people have experienced that yeah family members
And i've experienced that family, you know, you know, usually it happens when somebody dies
Exactly, and you start fighting over
Money, right? You start fighting over the estate like like what happened here, you know, they steal the money
There's an expectation. They steal it right, you know
Yeah, that's true and that you know and then you find out and you're going
What this account had this kind of money and it's gone. Oh, that sucks. You know, that's I mean it's it's uh
You know, I experienced it, you know with family members and it was it was uh, it was bad because then I know there's I felt
You know like I had to there was some kind of retribution here. There was something I had to do
and
There almost needs to be some kind of retribution here
There was something I had to do and uh, there there almost needs to be some sort of uh,
Literature that they put out or some sort of teaching. Um, you know, I mean jeff and I you were talking about when our parents passed away
You know, I was asking well is your dad's property in a trust, you know, they're I mean
What?
What is the best way? I mean this sucks
You got to come to a realization that your parents are going to pass away
So you got to have the conversation with them. They own a house. They own this they own that
They've got all these assets if they are assets if they're you know, but still do you what do you do with that?
Do you put it in a trust?
You know that seems to be the best way to handle it, you know, but there's a lot of people that don't
You know the you know my mom and when her dad passed away, you know
He had money all over michigan, you know like in 15 different banks
You know and it was just like and it went a whole lot
But it was like, you know 10 000 here 50 000 there, you know
Just kind of like all over and it's like what the fuck was that?
Why do you have all that, you know hiding it knows but the thing is is that they had to track it all down
There should be a better way to manage that there should be a better way for a parent
to uh
Well, there is terms with that. Well, there is but it's just a matter of doing it. Yeah your dad
Smarter than the average bearer. So you know
It's you're the anomaly. Yeah, a lot of folks don't think of that or they're like i'll i'll deal with that tomorrow
i'll do it tomorrow tomorrow and
There is no tomorrow now. You're now your your kids are dealing with whatever mess you look
I mean, you know, so I went through and did a lot of this stuff for my father, right?
You know what I mean? I I literally put his stuff in an estate
Well, I mean I had I kind of tracked down where he had all of his stuff
I set up online access to it. So I knew
You know what I mean? I do you know the the reason why you want to put it in the state, right?
Is that it's all about taxes?
Uh, yes. Yes. I mean well first off the first thing you have to have is a will
That's the absolute number one thing you everybody needs to have is a will right that prevents all sorts of craziness from happening
If you were to pass yes now going past the will step is things like living trust
Living trust, um, you know estate planning, you know tax like you said tax stuff
Well, it's for the tax stuff. I mean because if you have a house trust, right?
It's that they purchased for you know
200 000 and now it's worth 800 000
Well, you have that that that that grows that text gains that you got to pay on that thing and that's
If it's in a trust and that gains won't be there
It just it belongs to the trust
Right. Yeah, there's definitely different things that you can do to to to make all that smoother
Well, I think it's just little things that you got to think about
All right, it's your dad talk to you about all that stuff. Well, you know, he's he kind of stonewalls me on that
you know and he'll get to a point where
He won't and that's it's unsettling. It needs to have that discussion and i've already talked to him about it
It's like look pop, you know
I'm gonna need to know all your ass. I need to know where you're at in life. How much money you have how old is he?
He's 80. He's the same day just my turn's 80
Um the 23rd of this month you're like shit that was yesterday in good health
He's in shit he's in fair health good. Yeah, he's a big boy. He's uh, he's like me but a little bit taller
He weighs almost 300 pounds, but he's he's a big he's big. He's a big boy. He's a big guy
I wouldn't say that he's I don't think he looks 300 pounds
He doesn't and he may not be necessarily 300 but he weighs 280
Yeah, you know and a lot of times you don't want to think about death. You don't want to think about that that final
Day and and all this
Leads up to that. Okay. I have to I have to think about this because i'm gonna die at times
You know, it's not a very
Nice thing to think about it's it's depressing number one and it kind of inhibits you
Yeah, I mean this is and you put it on i've seen you put it off put it off
Yeah, you know, especially if you're in good health
You know, why am I going to think about this? You know, i'm happy everything's good. Well, because of monkeypox, you know
Again, you're absolutely correct. Yeah, you never know when that's gonna pop up
Do I tell you I tell you my dad the way you frolic around buttholes?
You know exactly monkey
I'm one butthole away from monkey
Well, I know my dad, uh last time I was out there for his 80th birthday
We we had we had a good discussion on uh, what his plans are right and uh,
he's
I think he's at the
Point in his life where he realizes he doesn't have much time left, right? Right? And he's trying to wrap things up
He's sending stuff to me. He's sending stuff to my sister that he wants to make sure that we get right?
So he's cleaning out his house
Of stuff, right and uh, you know, he's getting evidently of ammunition because jeff gets like 10 000 rounds of random
Right. Yeah, I just got another 17 guns in the mail. There's a machine gun mounted on top of his roof
I got a cannon today
I got more than I didn't show you guys because I didn't because you guys get upset
So I got upset. What do you mean?
We want to see it all you got more guns. Yes
Um, we gotta go shoot all this stuff. You fucking asshole. I need a gun man
Yeah, you have like 10 000 rounds of every single one of these guns just to shoot, you know
Just just go out and just get it. I used to have one a long time ago
And and now I I don't and at times I I want to shoot somebody. No, i'm sorry
I want to shoot just I just want to why did you get rid of it? What did you have? I had a shotgun
And then that's not very fun. You sold it. Yeah. Yeah, this was a while back, you know
Yeah, i'm gonna say this but people are sort of pretty argumentative
But in my opinion, I think ar-15s are probably the most sporty most fun guns to shoot. That would be awesome
Yeah, and you can you can trick them out and you can put all kinds of stuff on them
It's one, you know one bullet one shot boom. Yeah, and uh, it's a semi-automatic. Yeah, even though it's a terrifying war machine
Yeah, it's just ar automatic rifle. No, that doesn't mean automatic rifle. Yeah, if it looked at like the little red rider
There'd be nothing but it's the same type of gun
It's essentially my point but you're talking about going out there and shooting, you know, I I own jeff ohms
He's got 187 guns now
He started off with with we started off all together with nothing and now he has armory and he really does
He you do and whatever i've got one gun and you know, I want to say i'm disappointed
But i'm not in the same breath. Is it a handgun or is it a it's a nine millimeter and it's a six hour
And it's a six hour and it's a 229 which doesn't really mean a whole lot
But it's an oversized gun for what it is because there are some nine millimeters out there
It goes through that are super small. It's a wide erp gun that hold uh, it's a super small
There are glocks out there that hold like, you know 15 rounds and they're they're compact. I've got one of those
Yeah, and and then you've got like mine, which is really beefy
You know you hold your hand and like this is gonna be a fucking cannon and it's a ptew
Actually the bigger it is. No, it's a nine millimeter. No, the bigger it is the less kickback there is
Oh, it's it's it's a cadillac when you're shooting. Yeah, it really is
Smaller the gun there's there's gonna be it's it's one of those old school guns
It was the last series that they built in germany. Uh-huh and you can't add anything to it meaning you can't add
lasers unless you like
Get a machinist to drill some
Threaded holes in there. You can probably add some lasers and some different sights on where you look at that stuff to it
Yeah, I was looking I look fine trying to figure out what I could do to pimp it up a little bit
And there's really nothing and they have these really cool attachments that you can stick a normal
Pistol in and my brother has one that's into a rifle
It makes it into a rifle any pistol you can turn into a rifle now you're thinking well, you know
Why is that significant? Well my brother and I went to the the shooting range
And I'll tell you why it makes a big difference because you slap that thing a pistol into a rifle thing
and all of a sudden, you know your
Your accuracy is
Accuracy is quintupled. I mean you right you are in
The bullseye spot
Shoulder a shoulder support
Well, it basically comes up to about your forearm and technically it has the ability to strap around your forearm if you want
Oh interesting. Okay, you know, so it's got it's i'm gonna tell you it it is pretty and it folds in half
And I mean it's it's compact. I mean it's really cool and then and it's super accurate
It's I mean, that's the most important thing is that it's super accurate and you can put different types of uh pistols in there
it doesn't necessarily need to be a nine millimeter if you want to go to
You know, of course there
There are it's proprietary to some types of weapons, you know
But you know that none of them fit mine because I wanted it to fit and they're like no your guns too big
I'm like fuck, you know, I don't want to go out and spend a bunch of money on weapons, but
Uh, have we ever been we've never been to i've been to sum up in sydney with my dad. I think one or two the gun shows
The gun shows well strip joint too, but the gun shows with your dad. Yes. He took me to a strip joint. Are you kidding?
No, not at all. It was it was libere
No
I haven't told this
I've never heard this story. Yeah, it was either my 18th or my 21st birthday
I think it was my 18th because he was like you're finally an adult he and I went to dinner to the ground round
Went to the ground round. Come on, son. Let's go to the ground round. I gotta go a couple bj's
That was just a burger joint. Let's go get a stinky finger. It's just he and I just he and I a buttery nipple buttery nipple
And then we get the car and we start driving south
And I was in cincinnati. So I grew up in cincinnati. So just south in northern kentucky in newport kentucky were strip joints
So he took me down there I was like where we go and he's like to write a passage, right kind of a thing
Oh my gosh, so he takes me down there and it was like at six o'clock. It was daylight
I I hear this if you ever met Jeff's dad
It doesn't match a character doesn't match it doesn't add up whatsoever. So I kind of like wonder
What's going on in that head of his because Jeff's dad's not very outgoing when it comes to having conversations with people he's very
Introverted and you know, and like really introverted. He's a hermit essentially
So I wonder how he
Grew up to where you know, who was training him nobody you nobody
But he had to get that from somewhere. I mean it wasn't from the leave it be which show it may have been from when he was
In the military, I don't know but
It wasn't from his dad. I can tell you that it was a don or reach. Oh, that's that's where they're
Who who like wants to like it christen their son by taking them to the freaking strip joint?
Yeah, so we go down there and I remember it was called the mousetrap
And we pull up and it was reports an old old old town
And we go in there and like I said, it was still daylight out and we walk in there
I was entirely uncomfortable. It was a full nude
Oh full nude and those during the week. So, you know the B League was in right the
The BT so the daytime, right? So we go in there. What can I get you boys to drink?
Yeah, and we sit down and there's maybe one or two other people there if anybody we may have been the only ones in there
And the girl was up there dancing, you know
Can't do much. She wasn't the one the Las Vegas
Beaving it out and everything like that. I mean, I was like, oh my god
Las Vegas beaving it out and everything like that. She had the butt plug in with a little tail sticking out
So she was wagging that ponytail right now. None of that and this is before they had poles. Yeah
It was a hole in the wall. Oh, there's holes in the wall. Yes glory. Now it's a party and they didn't serve
Now we're talking so dad dad. What do we do with that thing? Yeah, so no liquor there. They did
So we order some nice fruit juices
Wow
No, so we got some oj and what I don't even remember cranberry juice or something he was like shooting from the hip
He did not think that through no
Well, I know the full nude over that was in Arlington you couldn't
All those licenses it was byob you could have probably yes. No, I I went to a bird a bachelor party
Yeah, and it was byob. It was all nude in wow
I went to a full nude club. Um off of uh, um
Mockingbird and for an extra fee you got a hand job
You know, I mean it was dark and and you're there and they would come down and and uh, it was very interesting
It was like 15 dollars. Yeah
Exactly 15 bucks 15 bucks for a uh, can you imagine their forearms after a couple years?
Would a hand just come through the curtain and you couldn't see where the hand was coming from you know, you would
They would ask you was it large and calloused? Yeah, they would ask you
Would you like to sit would you like to sit in the vip section and you go? Yeah, so you would sit there
oh my gosh, and then the
You know
The dancer that was out there when she was done. She would go around and say hi you want to party?
you'd go yes, you'd be
15 dollars and you'd pay the 15 dollars and she
Should yanker wanker would give you a hand job. Wow. Yeah
No more winky winky the dog will eat food
Yeah, I haven't been to one of those
I mean I went there because I thought hey, maybe my band can can you know, I can
obtain a gig here not really
Knowing what a booty booby bar what it was, you know
You know because uh, so what was the name of the club?
I do not remember. I don't remember what it was. So you know frosting the pastries and going out for the waffle house
So do they wear like latex gloves when they do this? So it's not easy then of course not
What if you're like what if you're like fourth in line?
You don't just all line up like that dudes are all lined up okay wasn't that bad
There's a little more privacy exactly
I want they had I would like the person with the kung fu grip, please
They actually had a little bit more class than that. Okay, come on
But I had never seen that I mean as far as i'm thinking about
Yeah, i've never been to one of those totally nude. I'd like to you sure you don't remember the name
It's not there anymore. Of course. Oh, sure bitch. You know, it's called le bear
So so how did it end you got just kind of watched for a while
Well, we
We sat there completely uncomfortable how to end he oh you talk about okay
I was a happy ending. It was a happy ending. Come on happy ending. Yeah, no we we sat there
And we enjoyed your fruit juices. We enjoyed our fruit juices. We both looked at each other like there's no booze
I need booze to kind of lighten this movie. I was sitting there with my dad
If I would have went in there with my son that we would have lined up shots before we walked in the fire
again difference in generations, I think
God is yeah for sure and uh
So we sat there. It's kind of cool though and uh, watched a few songs a couple of the girls and then they come around with this
Maxwell house coffee can oh my god and say they they sat down on the approach by dad
Would you like to donate to the dj to the music?
You want to donate to the music?
And you did said no i'm sure he
Threw some money in there and he's like and he looked at her like what?
You know my dad that doesn't that doesn't compute with them. What do you what do you mean donate to the music?
She had to explain it
Well, we don't accept tips. You can't come up and give us tips and stuff like that. So this is how we
Make money, right? So he threw some money in there and we finished our
Pineapple juice you weren't allowed to go up there with like dollar bills. Oh
How bizarre? Oh man how the world has changed
Well, yeah now it's completely
Well, it may have been city ordinance right sex is completely desensitized
Yeah, I mean it's it's you know with with all these sex websites and just the the the the top-notch clubs
They have going on now. I have not uh, I have first of all, I am not an experienced booby bar person
however, I have been in some booby bars and I have dated some booby bar women and I'm not i've never been privy to the uh,
The inner workings the vip section that john's referring to very well put vip section
Yeah, so i'm pretty sure all of them have a vip
Because the bottom line is money talks money allows a vip section to happen
I'm just saying, you know, i've been to a bunch and i've never seen it. I do have uh, you know, I do have
a quick story that
Where I was involved in a in a commercial
for a local booby bar
And uh, I did you show your boobs I I well I didn't I have more boobs now than I did then but
cleavage out
Back then I wasn't really planning on being in a booby bar
commercial, but uh my wife was you know, she uh was a wanted to be an actress and
This was a gig that her things say you want to be in a in a commercial where you need you as an extra so
So she went to this club in Irving, Texas and it's well known on northwest highway and it's kind of an uh
It's not a whole wall. It's nice
Um the lodge the lodge the lodge. Yeah, okay the lodge
So we went down to the lodge on a saturday morning and you know
It was kind of weird hanging out there and you know
I sat out in the car for a big chunk of the time and then I went inside and I was like i'm with
The the filming crew and um, you know i'm chancluse
And I was dressed nice selena kissed me I had on a suit and everything I wanted to look nice
They had a bunch of the women dressed up they did the commercials they had a couple cheesy guys in there
And they were they went for one take after another and filming is kind of crazy the way they work
The stuff but you know, it turned out they were like hey man, we need an extra in
In you over there and I was like i'm not part of any of this shit
So they were like, oh you're good enough, you know
Is that not your wife? I was like yes
And she was like sit down with your wife at the table and they bring over a little filet mignon steak
And some vegetables I had been there all fucking day. All right, you just inhaled it. I would I didn't eat any of it
I didn't eat any of it. They said they don't want him to they didn't want me to because they had several takes of it
And I was kind of they could say had the monkey pox. Oh it looked
It looks so good though. But I'll tell you what at the time I was a
uh
I was a disc jockey at one of the humberding stores in los colinas down in los colinas well irving irving and um
And what do you was this the two were this was the early 90s. No, no, no, uh
Yeah, the early 90s god I used to hang out at you know, humberdings off of off of o'connor boulevard
Yeah, yeah that was there during because I lived in valley ranch at the time. Yeah. Well, you know, we probably were
Bumped elbows right there because I was the disc jockey there from uh, the the early 90s
You could have been sheathed. No, I don't think that ever happened
Do you remember john? Do you remember the music being really shitty?
It was really good because I started to dance. It was like I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop
Oh, man, you know what? I tell you back then was uh back then was awesome
I mean the the los colinas was like the place to be. Yeah, you know, there was like they had the byron nelson there
Uh, they really thought that that los colinas area was gonna go crazy. They had a movie studio out there
Yeah, they did and it totally did not well it was no it's still I mean I was it was out there
Uh a month ago, but it's still is it picking up? It's still nice
But a lot of stuff going on over the the per square footage
In los colinas at one point
Was the most expensive?
uh
On the planet. Yeah at one point it was like super expensive to get that little monorail and
Still it's still there. It's functioning really really well. I've always worked
Like right there in it's retarded because you know that monorail doesn't even the the fuck the spirit of that monorail was to go
Back to the fort to the uh, the airport back and it never did it went like it goes up to like
Uh, what's the name of the riverside? Is it riverside? Yeah, it goes from mcconnor to riverside. Yeah, that's it
It does operate. Yeah, it does
Because the the thing is is they get a a tax break from that, you know
They have to keep it because it's uh public transportation. Correct. Is it green?
Because I because I did work there in los colinas and we would take that little tram over to to eat lunch
Uh in that other building. Yeah, and so yeah, sometimes the guizmo the canal
So we would sometimes go up there and like wait on the guy we'd be like, uh, okay
Where's the guy that runs the tram and he'd come around the corner? Oh, hey, what's going on smoking a cigarette?
Yeah, pretty much. I mean because it's so I mean there's not really anything fantastical about the the monorail
You know the the thing I liked most of it is that it was up high in the air and we used to jump on the track
uh because
95 percent of the time it was never active. It was never working. Yeah, I wouldn't say it was working
It just wasn't operating right and uh, we'd go up there
Like during uh special events where they were like fireworks over victoria lake that they had out there
Right, so we would be we would put little backpacks on smoking some booze a couple doobies
And we would go up onto the platform up on top and we walk, uh, it just sit see up there
We just sit way up top
To sit up there. No one could see you right? No one can see you so we're sitting up there
We're bringing a couple lawn chairs and the fireworks would go on and we would have a blast
There was no need to get rowdy. There was no need to do it. We just sat there and just chilled out
It was fantastic when we were done
We just packed up our shit and walked away. Yeah, and the sema club is is I'm sorry. You said what the sema?
Seema cima
It's uh, that's where the uh, the mustangs
It's a williams square a little mustangs are there that's really cool because it's way on top and and uh,
We used to to go there all the time and it was it was pretty cool. Yeah, they had it wasn't kid kratics. Uh,
The 1061 kiss fm. I was 97. Yes eagle. Yes 97 one the eagle used to be was in that area on the canal
Yeah, he's right there on the canal. He had his uh, and it's still there
I remember we would walk by there to go get sandwiches and it's still there. I see them, you know on the mics
Oh, they were oh, is it the eagle? No, it's not. I mean the 97 one the eagle
Broadcasts from the zurich is the millennium building of the zurich's building. I'm sorry. It's not the eagle. It's it's the other one
Yeah, well, but but i'm saying that they the 97 one eagle
Currently broadcast well, actually, I don't know if they do it currently but back then they used to broadcast from the towers there
That are right next right on the corner of o'connor and uh 114
114 the the the zurok's building so I thought they were called the zurok's buildings because uh, that was back then when they had uh
rj ewing
uh
Oh my god, I don't remember it in mike austin
uh
I don't know any of those people. I don't know tc maguire
Uh, did any of them kiss you on the cheek howard stern was was there in the morning?
They had rus martin from the rus martin show. Yeah, he's terrible. He died man. Did he really? Yeah
Yeah, I think he was smart. He died. He he actually committed suicide
Oh
Wow, which is kind of strange. I mean he had a very the radio radio dj from the eagle. Yeah, it's a talk show
Yeah talk show he kind of does he does this basically. Yeah, yeah exactly and it was a successful show
Wow, I did not know first of all, I didn't know he died and then he died of a suicide. Yeah, he um
Um, they had i've been to a couple of those rus martin, um,
uh
Concerts where they would have guest uh bands play they had like lover boy
Uh, you know, i've been to several of them
I remember they you know and all the the proceeds would benefit the fire and police departments
Yeah, you know and he was a huge, uh
Proponent about rest martin. Yeah martin. Yeah. Yeah, he was from frisco
But he lived in frisco. Yeah. Well, that's too bad. I know he shared a lot of stories about
you know, uh he and
Um significant others, you know, he never was able to have a a solid relationship with his
Any girlfriend because of the position that he had
in the um, it is
Doing the radio stuff. I don't know if that would see you know when you have these these air
Broadcasting shows you never know what's real what's not, you know, we're real because we're dudes like us
We just we talk about we shoot from the hip and we just
We have everyday lives, but we don't make up shit, you know, right russ martin. I think he he made up stuff to create
His persona. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, I think I think he had a don air persona that was really not him
Yeah, and I think once he once the mic was put up or the headphones were tucked away
Uh, and he went back to his life. I guess it was very somber
He was alone because he's kind of douchey. I mean honestly, I I enjoy listening to a show but to
Meet him shake his hand
He's kind of douchey and he was all about very narcissistic because he had his own band
He I mean he was a fun guy. I enjoyed listening to him
But at the same time he was the cliche
Narcissist, you know, it's just sad. I don't give me any joy to say that out loud
But you know for especially with all the great that he's done for the the police departments and the fire departments
Because there's a lot of folks that have benefited a lot of families have benefited from that
Well, how about uh kid craddock's death? He had a brain aneurysm that was crazy crazy, too
On what golf course he was doing a charity golf course fan. Yeah, that's what happened. I remember that wow
It's a big deal. Yeah, he just dropped dead like and I think they still I mean I don't listen to the radio anymore
But years later, they still called it the kid craddock show. I thought it was a hard thing
I thought that aneurysm was an aneurysm. I think a brain aneurysm aneurysms will just drop into tracks, man
You don't know they're coming either. No, he did a lot of good
I used to listen to him when I first came into dallas
and uh
Because I'd drive early in the morning. I'd listen
Yeah, listen to me before I knew what anything else was on he did a lot of good stuff with uh, a lot of the kids
Yeah, make a wish foundation foundation and stuff like that. So I always appreciated that and I think he's a good guy
He called the kid craddock foundation or whatever right? He'd take the kids to disney world
Yeah, and stuff like that. They went on a disney cruise too, didn't they? I don't know. Yeah, it was cool
It was he did a lot
And they were I mean you can imagine yeah
I mean imagine just
There one day gone the next right? I mean like an epony of us man. We talked about her
I think for example, everybody's job just passed away. Yeah, just like that
Well, she had been battling cancer for 30 years and they knew she was gonna go I was trying to tie this thing in
Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean it's called a segway a segway to your segways are usually but I think what shawn's saying is that all of a sudden
Something happens and everything fucking changes. Yeah, everything changes in the new york minute. Yeah, absolutely and and it's like
That's life yeah, that's why you have to enjoy what happens if something happens to me
And you guys are stuck having to like have take me to the bathroom and wipe my butt and stuff like that
I don't think we'd be stuck with that. All right. No, no, I think we'd have to volunteer
We would say shawn. I don't know about you when we're involved you wear a diaper
Yeah, well what about that shower thing I was trying to introduce you guys to the one with the little buffer the conical
Yeah, well, it's not a conical but it's uh, what the hell dude. It's not a sit and spin
I'm just saying it's like the the little buffer thing. Yeah, you gotta rub your stuff on there
Cleans it real good. I can see it now like we're in a podcast and shawn's like hey guys, I need to be changed
And we're like, yeah
Well, we're in the middle of this
Yeah, ring the bell you can go home podcast over ding
Oh, i'm sure continue this tomorrow
We'll continue this tomorrow
That's just pathetic what kind of dudes I guess are you I tell you
Well, what about the alivian john thing? So that was kind of strange. Yeah. Well that was big because uh,
You know with with in in our generation. She had a lot of good music
Growing up, right? Obviously she was in greece
Oh, she was tremendously successful. Oh my gosh, and then the the huge she was the she was the next door girl
Yeah, she was the beautiful the the yeah the the cliche
Beautiful girl. And you know, everyone loved her and she had a beautiful sweet voice
That was so innocent and it to this date. I haven't really heard of any
discrediting
disheartening
Exactly unhealthy things about her. I've heard well, she kind of disappeared from public life
I think once the breast cancer hit well, which makes sense
Well, and she's been battling it for 30 years. Yeah, and I came and went came and went right
And I can't remember who she was married to but apparently this guy, you know, I had a
Some kind of affair or something like that and she was totally humiliated
No, but oh that was just a kid. That was just a movie. It's just a movie
After her marriage she was with a guy a boyfriend and he vanished
Like disappeared disappeared from the face never to be found. Did she eat him?
She they are saying that she ate him
Wow, what?
No, she didn't eat him. But no that was one of the things in her life that I read a story that she had to struggle with
She her boyfriend vanished. I read a story on the internet that she ate him. She yeah, she ate him
Well, they suspected that
Anyway, that's a huge loss. I mean it was a very sweet and she was very like her character, right?
She was very humble and exactly and hot and humble and hot. Well, why don't you pull up a couple of her?
Olivia
Mr. Producer so we can hear a couple of them the the Olivia new john
Are we gonna do a song tribute? I think just a couple we should see his name is patrick murdoch murdoch mcdermott
That is interesting that yeah, he vanished. Well, obviously he was you know murdered somewhere
Well, I don't know that he must have been involved in the mafia. All right. Well, let's do that one
That was a hundred songs just click that bad boy. We want to watch the the video physical
Oh, my greatest hits. Honestly, I don't that's gonna take things away from her. Yeah. Well, I think that may have the
Okay, here we go. Oh my god. Hold on. Jeff's wakatorium coming back to life
Wakatorium
It's the ultimate cheesy video
That's a dude
Put this in this this went bad quickly. Oh, look at he's got a freaking. Oh, come on. He's wearing a marble bag. Come on
That's why jeff likes this video
This is the beginning of monkey monkey box right here. Here's monkey box. Oh my god. It started back then I didn't realize all these
Mostly nude guys were in it
Well, this is the cheesiest song ever by the way
But it sold billions. Oh it did she better watch those fingers next to the workout machine
Look at that. This guy's crotch is like right here. Oh, man
She's like doing lunges. Yeah, it's moving her hair around. He's lunging in front of her face, dude
Okay, they got Olivia and john which i'm very happy to see and 15 naked dudes in there of all shapes
This is like the worst video ever
Is bad there I am that's jeff and I yeah, let's go to the gym
He's not minding that though she's climbing all over him
Oh, it's terrible
Yeah, mr. Producer, please just go on to the next song. See if there's another song. I'm not sure this is the best
Yeah, that's not a good representation of it magic. That's a good one
Yeah, magic was one of my favorites actually. Well, there's a bunch of my favorites magic
Yes, oh, yeah
Santa do a good song of really zanadu. I love this song. I think yes
I totally forgot about this song
That movie won oscar, right? I don't know 1978. Wow
I remember seeing this at the theater. Look at that bouncy hair. She's so resilient. Look at that
Look at those boots really long wear them as a hat
She was sexy. She's she was gorgeous
What a lot she's beautiful as and when she passed away like new year she was still beautiful
Only at 73. Come on, man
She got she's got the body that reminds me of terra
Oh, yeah, you could start calling her olivia. That's not gonna fly
Interesting I almost sang it. I was up to something like in front of you did
Here we go high voice
I used to sing as a karaoke. Come on, dude. I I would sing out of here
That's too bad
Beautiful woman. Yep
And what a courageous fight she put up man, really 30 years
Incredible it's just not fair, right?
Is it cheryl lad or who's that? This is an summers fair fosler?
How she died summers is assuming a suzanne summers, uh, she was uh, yeah, she was she was with uh,
three, uh god damn it three company
with john reder
Yeah, john reder plus the the charles angels
You can you can probably you can probably fade that out. No, that was cheryl lad. Okay. Oh cheryl lad
Wow, that was quite a fade. Wow, man you and your fades
Yeah, dude, that's what you call a hard fade. We need soft fades moving forward. All right. Yeah, we definitely need so
We need one more one more living new john would it be would it be something from greece about summer?
I don't know. I know jeff wants to do zander. Well, we have hopefully said it like hopelessly devoted
It was probably one of the most popular ones besides greece
And then me and then the other one from that song that she sang with john travolta. I can remember the name of it
It was gotta be summer summer night life got thrills. They're multiplying exactly that one. Yeah
That's pretty good
The life in bass line
You better play it. There it is right there
All right summer nights or the other one greece. Let's greece
Oh, this is summer night. Oh, yeah, this is summer nights summer loving. Sorry
Uh, no summer nights. Yeah summer loving is the first two words
What'd you do this summer sandy? This is summer love
I met a boy there called your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy. Hey, some guy some boy
Hey, some guy
He was really romantic. It's romantic. Yeah, she was
Such a great musical really is you know how many times i've had to sing this one here i'm sorry three times
Because I hosted karaoke shows in my past
I have sang this song hundreds of times. Have you really i've had to because there was like some woman that wants to sing it
Can you sing this with me?
Would you dance like that? Oh, I did everything I had a pair of pants. I changed it, too
You'd pelvic thrust
Here and finally got my sit down I saved a life she's there
I want to go back and watch this again
I bet you we would love it
The movie is great. It's a great capture moment
Yesterday I don't think I haven't watched it more than maybe twice
Do you ever watch give her watch grease two with michelle pfeiffer? It was horrible. No, it was terrible. I didn't see that
She was pretty michelle pfeiffer was oh, yeah. Oh, she's gorgeous. Absolutely cad woman
He said it was lemonade
Oh this guy like that was deep throat in or something over there. Oh man
Yeah, what was that about I think he died in the last several years
Look at us not wanting to shut it off veeny barberino up your hose with a rubber hose
Oh my god, this was like it's so cheesy, but this was like the post of west side story stuff, you know
I mean you and your friends didn't do this in high school
No, this turned into like the walt disney
Musical high school, whatever the stuff high school musical. Yeah, that's not
It's not the same but it's well that would be this generation's
Greece probably. Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah
Our connection to this is their connection to high school and that was catchy music as well
My sons love that movie. Yeah, my dude too. It's it's catching music. Sure. Here we go
That's a big one big one
Who's doing that?
You know, we're fagging out over this
And you are because you're singing but here we go. We're paying tribute
We are paying tribute, but this is the cliche
We're kind of like we're not supposed to like this but because it's kind of a dude's what is a chick flick kind of thing
Yeah, all the dudes like this they won't admit it, but they like it. Oh, we loved it
It's like tommy boy where the both cry singing in the car
Yeah, it's just like that. This is where monkey most dudes won't admit they like this and sing the songs
With their wives. They probably do for their daughters
I remember jeff was talking earlier that he had set up a whole choreography to that song. I did my wife
I just had a memory where my mom was very critical of of how
flighty
Olivia newton john's voice was like very feathery
And very I don't know what you call it, but the whole high pitch with with not very
Yeah, with not a lot of power behind a lot of substance. I think it's because my dad was like
Looking at her going oh, she's so pretty we'll do it. Can we watch that again?
What no, we already did three songs. What are we doing? No silly your dad would say can we watch that again?
One part of this and then we're done. Yeah
Oh, she's pretty
All right in a beat. Well, I don't know what the fuck this is. This was great. It's zanadu
I remember this. I thought this was great eighties on roller skates
Oh look about this on roller derby. Well, hold on you like roller skating you go to the roller skate
Well austin does you do this don't you? Oh, that's exactly what you do. Yeah austin is uh, he's taking the baton in
In moving forward with it. But yeah, what are we watching here? Yes. Why? No, I know we're watching zanadu. But why?
It's 40 I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah, just keep forwarding it. Yeah
Keep going
This is oh, yes. I remember they all start clapping it
And it becomes creepy. Oh, this is oh look at this. This has got some logan's run-esque stuff going on. Yeah, she certainly does
Doing the whole circle thing. I'm looking for the little carts where they start flying into the ceiling. This is super creepy actually
I don't think
I haven't seen that's short
All right. We're seeing a bunch of guys frolicking and dancing on roller skates and oh now it's split screen
All right. Here's the song
The big x comes there we go. Wow. Well that was a total
Crazy one, but she's so cute. She's got a little mech ryan-esque spin to her. Doesn't she right there?
Or does mech ryan have her because she that's probably true. Yeah
Um, i'm not sure i've ever seen her hotter than that
Wow. Yeah, she's smoking. She's beautiful. She's quite the woman
How old is she or was she she was 73 god that's too young
I know it's too young 73 man. This came out and went 78 or 9. Is that what she said?
I don't know. I have no idea
What a maybe this movie was ahead of its time or something
Because they even have the boys with the white gloves on that's where michael jackson got his stuff from the guys in the back
Jackson got his stuff from the probably
Because that did that come out before michael jackson was doing this stuff, but he only had one
Well, that's because he could only afford one. He literally
He could only afford one. Wow, or he used the other one because it was
He was said at sperm on it. I don't know
I wonder how many takes they had to do
Oh, we three oh
We have the tightrope
The asian umbrellas all right, let's wrap this up
Okay, do your music fade?
All right, let's see how we how we do it on fade. Is he doing his music fade? Oh
Look at him
Much better. Look at you. Wow
Wow, hey, let me do john uh be a passed away. So we had a I think paul's gonna go home and watch this video by himself
I am in the dark. Yeah
I'm gonna go
You just start about minute three though. Otherwise, it's gene kelly. Yeah. Yeah, i'm gonna give me three minutes. I'm gonna get my engine all primed
I'll take them. I'm taking my phone with me. I'll be right back
Are you watching zanadu? Again?
Again, chile just hears zanadu all the time in the bathroom. He said zanadu again
Paul you got a pic is it me or zanadu and you've been there for an hour. What the heck?
All right, let's get to your dead list. We have a dead list. He's got a dead list
Well, olivia john, of course was the one the other one that uh, I think was a big was vin scully
Oh, yes
Uh, so he was a news
Uh a sports broadcaster. Yeah. He was a baseball announcer for
Was it the podres or the dodgers or somebody the dodgers the dodgers? Yeah the play-by-play. Yeah, and he did it for
He had 67 seasons the la dodgers. Yeah extremely long time and then he went to the nfl
and they're saying also that he was way more than just a sports broadcaster like he
Uh, he was like inspirational
So I don't know if he was part of a like a like a charity or maybe a boys. He was a mentoring system
Uh or program. I don't know. I just remember here. I remember growing up hearing his voice
Uh in baseball games in sporting events. Yeah, he was incredibly popular. That's all I know. Yeah, he's very very talented
He has a distinct voice
And uh, he was good obviously 67 years. He was awesome. That's who holds a job for 67 years
Yeah, not me is is his wife was jone crofford
Really? Wow, jone crofford. Yeah, wow
Like she died like the current wife. No, she died. Oh, she's dead. Oh, okay my bad
We should play the dead or alive game. Yeah, play the dead or alive game jone crofford dead
Wow
Well, that's uh, that's interesting. He's quite the icon in his business vince. Yeah
Yeah, no, I I just there was a ton of press on it
No, I was kind of like this was 10 year with the dodgers was the longest of any
Broadcaster with a single team of professional sports history. Ah, fantastic. Well, who's going to beat that these days?
I say no one well, he's second to tommy lasorda
By two years in terms of numbers of years associated with the dodgers organization
He retired at 88 in 2016
So he had a good he had a good six years
Of retirement. Yeah, and he and he called I can't remember which of the super bowls he called. Um,
It was
It was uh, it was awesome
It is uh, nfl network in his final season behind the microphone scully announced most dodgers home games
On uh sports net la television
Known for the distinctive voice lyrically descriptive style and signature introduction to dodgers games
It's time for dodgers baseball. Hi everybody and a very pleasant good afternoon to you
Wherever you may be
Okay, that was sean. No, but that's what he would say. He would say just like that. I thought it was vince scully
That was that was good. Wasn't it?
I was going wow, where is that? Am I missing that? Yeah, it was a seance. You were channeling right there
Where's the ouija board? Oh my god. All right. Yeah, so that was a big one
The other one you may not recognize the name, but I reckon that you recognize the character he played on tv roger e moseley
roger e moseley
Wow
Um, so roger e moseley he was uh tc from the uh magnum from magnum pi
Helicopter about that. Wow. I heard about that
Does his name tc tc he was uh with tom selleck. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so he dies at 83 after a car crash
It was actually he died in a car crash. Did he really wow?
That sucks it says it says here did roger e moseley really fly a helicopter
So anyway, that was that mean I I grew up watching magnum so I uh,
Uh, a little I watched that little connection there a little well, yes
Yes
Bill russell, that's a big one in sports huge
Yeah, I mean he was you know, I know people like oh back then there were electricians and plumbers. How old was he?
There he was in his 80s 80s 84. I think
Electricians the plumbers what were you talking about? Yeah, they were dogging
the idiot jj reddick was dogging bob koozie
and saying that he wasn't as good as he really was and maybe his stats were as good as they were because
He had nobody that he was playing against he was playing against plumbers and farmers
Wow, totally dogging the old mba and totally offending the legend who said this this is jj reddick
oh who who by the way, I mean when you like compare the stats
Of koozie versus jj ready. I mean, oh my god. He had six championships. I mean if you think about that philosophy
We're doing the same thing to antra mama. We're doing the same thing to ben's rice
We're doing the same thing to
Minimizing just this is the whole thing you get these these black
Americans that did something and white pop koozie was white. Well bill russell wasn't oh, yeah
Well, yeah, no bill russell. I mean, but I don't think anybody I don't know what year he played what he played from 50
Like in the 60s he drafted get
56-96 he got drafted in 56. Yeah, so those were the years that they were, you know saying uh, you know
Farmers and plumbers, but yeah, he was a he was a dominant dominant. Yeah
Totally dominant and it's not his fault that you know, the talent pool
Was wasn't there at his as his well, they didn't they didn't they didn't have the training the nutrition
They didn't have a lot of stuff that the kids have natural very good point
You're just a natural athlete just all well-rounded exactly. Well, it's just like it's the same warrior
It's the same argument that you hear in all the sports. You're like could ty Cobb have the record today, right?
Good
Jim Brown be as good at running back today as he was with the Browns back in the 60s and 70s, right?
And who was better, you know Oscar Robinson or you know, Magic Johnson
These
Would probably be better, you know, because you got to I don't know
You're thinking you have a an elite player that's able to out
perform their opponent
uh, you know, is it because those opponents are of less value or is it like today where the really the talent has
Leveled out. They got a level playing field now where they're everyone's every position is like top-notch and the equipment
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like football the nutrition is phenomenal. Oh, yeah
I think oh nine years Brown right now would have been phenomenal. I mean, I there's nothing Barry Sanders Barry Sanders
Yeah, I mean i'm still struggling why Barry sandals, uh, I mean I still struggle why he retired
I think he would have ended up the best the highest ever
But one of the things that he said was that he was tired of losing with the lions and apparently
He had a long-term contract and he could not get out of it and he was like just
I don't want to do this anymore and everybody's going no, you know, but
That's that's what happened. I thought he did it because he wanted to preserve his health, but I don't know where I got that
I mean, no, I may be part of it, but I heard the same thing that he he wanted out
He's like i'm not gonna play anymore unless you let me out and they were like no we're not gonna let you out
So he's like, all right, i'm done. Yeah, and that's too bad because he he quit young
Exactly. He he was a genius man. I want to say you see some of those plays my gosh
Oh my god, the way he can stop and go turn and puff out of there. It was amazing
He was a little dude, too
I mean he was just like when you get did get your hand on him, but you know, I don't know
What's the documentary on the nfl network last week on him and my gosh
They were showing all these plays and you're absolutely right
Sean, I mean he would stop and he just immediately would go to his left to his right
I mean it was shifty. You can't you can't stop a player like that. It was amazing. It's un
You can't I mean there's the way he would I mean i'm telling you he would change, you know, because you think about it
Physics doesn't work like that. Right, you know, and he was able to put his his
foot forward
and break
Yeah, and then dodge left or right and it was just like the it was like every time he would like run step step step
Put forward plant and it was like it was like a break. Bam. It would stop
Impressively, you know a lot of the uh
A lot of the backs now if they do something like that they injure their knee they they pop it acl or
Exactly. I mean, it's it's amazing now that could have been part of it, too
Is he's kind of like shit this stuff hurts and they don't have ice baths after into these damn football games
Not like they do 20 years from now kidding back then they got the shit beat out of them and they did
They didn't have anything. Look at earl campbell. Oh my god
Perfect example. Do you know that walmart?
Do you know who walmart just purchased?
Who?
Who they purchase? Oh, yes
uh
One of the football teams. Yes. Yes, uh, really we're talking about football
Um, I just shot the dark. I deserve this afternoon. Oh my gosh
You say walmart like like the the the walton family the walton family. They just purchased a
Purchase the football denver broncos with the broncos kudos
The denver broncos the walton's day for how much?
Well, those those were now they're all billions of dollars. Yeah, it's probably two or three for five stores. Does it?
It doesn't matter. I mean walmart could buy anything they want. I mean those guys
Well, it's not walmart. It's not walmart. It's the family. It's waltons
Whether it was the name is bob walt walton. Yeah, it's walton's. Yeah, those those guys. Oh my gosh
That's it. But they own walmart. Yeah. Well, yeah
Yeah, so jerry's no longer the richest
nfl owner now
Well, I mean I read
That must drive him absolutely bad shit crazy probably doesn't care probably does all right, who's the top dog now?
Yeah, it'd be the waltons, right?
They're like right near the top of the richest people in the world
Well, no, I mean but but the actual value of the team. That's that's the cowboys
But he was also the richest
NFL owner, I believe I think his value is like eight billion dollars is what he's worth jerry jones is worth that much
Yeah, if you factor in the cowboys, holy shit. Yeah, because the cowboys alone are in the billions now
Yeah, yeah, you know what's cool and I may have mentioned in the past
But you know when you open up a guinness book of world records of 2001
And you look under most expensive franchise
You see a picture of my wife
Really? That's a Dallas cowboy cheerleader
Really and what year was that? I'm sorry 2001. Well bring it up
I don't know if it's gonna be on there. But if you have a
No, I have the book at the house, you know
That's crazy 2001 most expensive franchise
Dallas cowboys the dallas cowboys and the only picture they have
Is a picture of my wife representing the franchise
Wow
How is that that is not?
tom landry
not
Tony dorsett not any of them. I mean not tony troy acheman not not emin not urban not not anyone. I mean
My wife
That's amazing. That is well congratulations. That was kind of cool. So it's very cool
I see a 2001
Guinness book of world records. You're probably not gonna find it. Oh, well
Did we cover all the death the dead people? Uh, there was one more that we meant to get to last week
But it was uh, what was it? Uhuru
What?
Uhuru uhuru uhuru uhuru uhuru
Uhuru nashall nichols from star trek
Yeah, yep, yep, I remember that one. Yeah, so that was uh, I always remember my dad going
He liked her. Did he? Oh, yeah
She's wearing a little mini skirt man. I mean
She had the she had the cone boobs everything. Yeah, that's where madonna got him from the cone boobs cone
madonna cone boobs
Well, I think that's what we're ending on cone boobs
And then we'll open the next show with the top 10 cone boobs. Oh, yeah, we could look at it search time
top cone boobs
All right guys. Well, this has been a fantastic. I have enjoyed it so much. Thank you for inviting me
I will want to come back and uh be a little bit more. Um
Inubriated and I think i'll be really really well. I want to put
I want to put a footnote into this podcast here. We're trying something
This is the first podcast where we've actually tried to drink less
Paul here. Oh, we got to finish up quick paul has drank like one ounce
Jeff and I have drank like two ounces four ounces total and we all I mean just drinking less. All right
Well dudes like us i'm shawn. Thank you for being here and
I'm paul. I'm jeff. I'm john
One that produces rush of me. Sorry dudes, I guess we're all right