Slats do not work as well.
Sure they do.
Better than a spatchcock.
Oh, good Lord.
That's impossible.
Why don't you spatchcock it and get back to me.
Speaking of, did you install your new toilet so you're not spatchcocking your balls over
your toilet?
I haven't ordered that toilet yet.
We've stood in front of 17 different toilets in Home Depot.
Well, we went out to eat.
What day was it?
By the way, that would be a daunting decision.
There were so many toilets.
They're all essentially the same.
And they're all essentially the same.
And they're quite a big range in price.
Oh, yeah.
Like, how do you decide?
Maybe there's built-in technology, like teeth that chew your stuff up.
They come up and pull it out of your rectum?
Oh, I don't know about that.
OK, maybe that technology is not there yet.
Possibly, yeah.
It reads where it is and how much there is.
And it says, please relax, we have this.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I'll pass on that.
Me too.
I may attempt to bidet sometime in my life.
I don't know about the grabber.
Speaking of robotics that go bad, did you hear about the chess player?
Yeah, that's the cool kid.
We didn't talk about this.
So there is a Russian kid.
Was it a Russian kid?
I don't know who it was.
But it's a little kid.
He was a little kid playing a robot.
I think it was in Russia.
It was in Russia.
It's a little kid playing chess.
And like a nine-year-old, maybe a seven-year-old.
Yeah, he was young.
And he didn't wait long enough.
Like the robot still had his hand on the piece that he was contemplating moving.
And the kid reached forward to make his move.
And the robot grabbed his finger and broke it.
Yep.
And it wouldn't let him go.
Welcome to Terminator, Skynet.
He's like, I don't think so.
That really happened.
I couldn't believe it.
And then the...
Yeah, that's right here.
That little video.
Yes, the chess guy.
Oh, they have a video of it?
Oh, yeah.
You haven't seen it?
The adult come up.
It's got his finger.
It's crushing his finger.
Yeah.
And they're like, get it off.
Get it off his finger.
Oh my gosh.
You think there'd be like a safety button?
Let me hit it.
Boom.
Oh, I have not seen this.
By the way, he finishes the match.
Oh, he fights through it?
Oh, yeah.
The kid finishes the match.
He broke his finger.
He comes back in a splint.
He comes back and he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know why he sounds like Harney, but.
Yeah, the robot, the whole robot thing is interesting.
Have you seen the.
I'm telling you that's foreshadowing.
But it didn't.
It didn't grab his finger.
It did.
Yes, it did.
It grabbed it.
It broke it.
It didn't maliciously grab it.
It did it that it flung it around.
Well, some people joke that it sounds to me that the robot was a sore loser and had a
bad temper.
Some robots cannot actually express real human characteristics.
Not yet.
But these.
Tell that to Robocop.
Yeah.
Or Terminator.
I think the robot was set into some sort of.
Why would he grab his finger?
Well, that's what it was trying to grab.
It was trying to grab the next piece, but the kid was in the way.
Had his hand on it.
Yeah, it was in the way and it grabbed his finger instead.
So.
That's weird.
What were you going to say?
What were you going to say about robotics in general or what?
Well, I was going to say the whole robot thing is because they've come quite a long ways.
And I don't know if you've seen the footage of these dog robots.
Have you seen these?
It's got to be creepy.
Well, it is.
Yeah, those things that they were designed to be mules for soldiers on the field.
And they're dogs.
They're incredible, though.
These things right here.
Yeah.
They're extremely resilient.
They hold a tremendous amount of weight and they last for two hours.
Show a video of that thing walking down the street.
Two hours.
So my point is that they they don't do shit.
You would have to carry backup batteries with you.
This is terrifying.
I haven't even seen the video yet.
I can promise you.
But it goes even farther than that.
They've got robots that shoot bullets.
Yeah.
Well, that's the future of warfare.
Oh, God.
That's so disturbing.
Yeah, I saw one.
I don't know if it's true, but it was like China has dog robot dogs patrolling the streets.
Oh, that's a video of this something that looked like that.
Patrolling the streets with the big speaker announcing, you know, stay in your home, stay
in your home.
I am armed.
I will kill you if you leave your home.
Right.
So it looked very similar to that.
But it was like going down the neighborhood street.
Just kind of prancing down the street.
OK, so this video that they're showing is this robot dog thing.
And he's walking around a an electrical plant.
And I guess it's doing the work, the dangerous work that that humans would otherwise be doing.
Right.
And I get that.
You know, that's the same thing as like, look at that.
Send it.
Oh, that is creepy.
Sending in a bomb, a bomb squad dog.
Right.
I could totally see that.
Oh, God.
That's super creepy.
OK, dude, it's it's it's just simple robotic stuff.
It doesn't creep me.
How does that creep you?
Well, until they until they somehow figure out who knows how far off we are until they
figure out a computer that can be autonomous.
To where it just patrols.
It's making decisions.
It's a AI.
Yeah, it's AI.
And even Elon Musk.
No, he was Elon Musk.
Yeah, he's the one that said that should be your sphere.
We've got to stop this now because it's it's you know, AI is going to basically turn into
a sky net in a roundabout way.
That's what you think about the technology out there to differentiate people using facial
recognition.
You know, they're easily they could be it could be like simple as that dog just going
around the simple little camera delivering fucking Amazon or pizzas or whatever the fuck
it is.
Well, we've already seen drones, right?
We've seen drones.
You're all of a sudden on a on a hit list and you know, they deliver a pizza and they
recognize you.
And then the moment goes off, you know, you see the TV shows with little flying drones
have that.
That is amazing.
But that also takes a lot of money where it's either a little explosive or a gun or something
that take a lot in it facial wrecks and then die bombs them.
So we've already TV show.
But well, we've seen forms of drones already happen.
Swarms.
Well, they have shows that they put on.
What do you mean?
No, I'm talking about the really happened.
The ones that do the caricatures, the one the pictures of the know, like, like, uh,
Iranian made drones that were given to the Yemeni rebels were deployed against a Saudi
Arabian oil field.
And it was a cluster of drones that swarm attacked that has literally it's in real
world use swarm drones that just basically attacked the battlefield.
You know, no loss of life on the, you know, it's totally.
It's protected from the aggressor and just goes and looks for people and does their thing.
That's going to be the future.
Well, it's just like the al Qaeda guy just got bombed on the huge from a drone.
Right.
Did you realize, I mean, did you guys realize that he was the number two after for after
bin Laden?
Yeah.
From the very beginning, I thought he was like a recent no, like, maybe look at from
since well, since nine 11, this was a big deal.
I don't know.
I mean, it's a big deal that happened, but you know, it had been a bigger deal.
Had it happened 10 years ago, 15 years ago.
Why did it take so freaking long?
I actually thought I was like when we left Afghanistan, right.
In that nightmare, you know, right.
I thought to myself, maybe the only the only silver lining to this is that those kind of
people will get comfortable, will get comfortable.
That's exactly right.
The dude was hanging out in Kabul on his on his patio.
I mean, that's comfortable.
How do they verify they have like video?
Oh, yeah.
No, they got everything like all the way in there.
They got audio signatures.
They got video signatures.
I mean, they and they were waiting until he was not next to like family members.
They literally waited to where he was alone on the patio and they could take him out while
people in that complex or in that in that hotel room or wherever he was were away from
him.
That crazy.
Did they shoot him or did it blow up?
I thought they sent a missile small enough to kill him.
Yeah, but that is funny.
They waited for them to leave the balcony, but we sent a missile.
So that's what I mean.
It's a small missile.
I mean, I don't know if they're going to announce what the technology was or what weapons they
use.
They shouldn't.
But that's scary.
Speaking of what they shouldn't do, they shouldn't be announcing any kind of shit like that.
You know, I mean, look, I think that the all these leakers are bad like this.
They really are.
They want the political points.
These leakers Obama were euthanized.
These leakers are bad.
I mean, look, I mean, look, I have no leakers.
This is the administration wanting to tout a win.
I mean, it was it's not like I have no problem with them doing it after the fact.
Right.
But don't tell us how you did it.
It's it's it goes into it into like like, you know, Nancy Pelosi, even though I'd love
to see her gone.
But I mean, I wouldn't want to see her gone that way.
You know, I'd want her to die on natural causes like, you know, me choking her.
I just want to get a photo out.
On your Deadpool list?
No, but still, I mean, why is the media talking about that?
That's just what I'm getting at.
People just need to shut the hell up.
You're talking about the Taiwan visit.
Well, yeah, the Taiwan, these people, you know,
and she was a little funny meme.
She goes, we're going to stop in Taiwan?
I thought they said Taiwan on.
I didn't realize that was what, you know.
That's her husband.
No kidding.
Yeah, we got to talk about that too.
So here's the inside story that I read on Breitbart,
which was Pelosi wanted to visit Taiwan, low key.
No announcement, anything.
No announcement.
That's the way it should have been.
Yeah.
And the Biden administration outs her.
They didn't want her to go because it was against China
and Biden's full on in with China.
Dude, unbelievable.
Anyway, so I heard that I read that Pelosi was not happy
that the Biden administration outed.
And then it became a pissing match.
I mean, China was going all out saying
if they were going to shoot down her plane.
And by the way, she's in Taiwan right now
unless she's already left.
She landed today.
Yeah, she's gone by now.
Oh, did she leave?
I don't know, but she arrived today.
I mean, I wouldn't stay there.
And we put a carrier strike group in the Strait of Taiwan.
And China launched some shit out there as well.
Yeah, they flew.
Apparently, they flew some MiGs or whatever
they called airplanes to the line.
There was like a line that's in the middle of the Taiwan
Strait, and they danced around the line and came back.
Well, this is a bunch of saber rattles.
This was China trying to exert their weight and their power
to say, let's see if they back down.
If they do, then we'll just keep getting a little more,
getting a little more.
They didn't back down.
They didn't.
I'm actually very happy about that.
I didn't want her to back down.
I didn't want her killed or anything.
Like Sean said, I don't care for her shit.
But she's a speaker.
Well, and America first.
Right, and exactly.
And I agree with her 100% on this.
She should have gone in low key.
And Biden fucking tried to undermine her.
What is that?
He's such a fool.
Actually, I can't even blame him.
He's not in control.
But is it him or was it the administration?
It's the administration.
No, he's not in control.
It's the people around him are making horrible decisions.
Oh, God bless.
He's not in control.
He's a pre-dementia elderly man.
It's Barack Obama.
He's sitting in the background going, watch what he'll do.
Going back to earlier where we talked about where
they want to get successes, what I read about the Bin Laden
raid is that, was it Bin Laden or was it the guy before that
where they had a treasure trove of information
and they needed weeks and months to go through it all
to piece together the network so that they could plan
their attack on getting all of them,
like the mid-level guys, the lieutenants,
and all that kind of stuff.
And Obama was so eager to tell the nation
that they got Bin Laden that he spilled it.
And the CIA didn't have time to go through the material.
And those people scattered.
Boom.
Scattered.
Al Zawahiri scattered.
Yep.
All those people scattered because they asked him.
They begged him, is what I read.
Begged him to wait because they needed
to get through that material.
Oh, they picked up a ton of shit from a Bin Laden's house.
And yeah, no, sorry.
I need to tell the nation that I'm a hero.
They get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Yeah, but he wasn't because the trip failed when
you have a chopper go down.
Yeah, a stealth chopper.
Yeah, you had that much.
I mean, they had, what, a whole show about it.
Zero Dark Thirty.
You see that movie?
Good movie.
Not sure, but I know that they said
that there was a sort of wind tunnel, wind down thrust
that happened with the chopper.
Yeah, it slammed it into the wall, I think.
And it sheared off the rotor or something like that.
It crashed.
And they still, was that on the way out?
That was way in.
And they still got him.
That's huge, man.
The fact that they still.
Well, they have a contingency plan set up
just that they have to.
Prime directive, activate.
God bless.
1-30, your team gone, just like that, boom.
No, no, no.
I don't think anybody.
I didn't think anybody died in that crash.
Oh, so it was just the chopper that had failed.
Then they had to blow it up.
And I guarantee they didn't blow it up in its entirety.
Who knows?
I don't know either, but I was thinking to myself, man,
it's got to be obliterated for them not to pick up
some technology out of it.
Right.
Which they immediately gave to the Chinese.
No kidding.
And that was in Pakistan.
Well, didn't we buy them from the Chinese?
It may have been on the way out.
I can't remember now.
I don't recall anybody dying.
No, no one died except Bin Laden and a couple
of his wives and brothers.
Yeah, because there was a wife that picked up an AK.
And they were like, no, don't do it, don't do it.
And they just popped down.
And he clearly had a bunch of VHS porn tapes.
I mean, the guy was a loser.
He was a total loser, man.
I recommend it.
Did you say you saw a documentary on it?
There's a documentary on it.
And they go great depth scientifically
of exactly what happened and the timeline.
I want to watch that.
I haven't seen that.
It was interesting from that perspective.
And they said that, I believe it happened on the way out.
And actually, now that I say that out loud, I don't know.
Because I know that there was a time.
I think it happened on the way in.
They said when it happened, they were fearful
that the locals heard it.
And that they had a time constraint
that they needed to take care of their shit,
get the fuck out of there as soon as possible.
And there were CIA agents on the ground outside the building
that were watching everything and watching.
Was it in Afghanistan?
Pakistan.
All right.
You're jumping the gun there, lady.
Yeah.
Podcast is not over.
She needs some of that magic peanut butter.
I need to get something.
I don't know.
Maybe the magic peanut butter would be good.
You should have told me.
I could have come back.
I was in Colorado.
I could have brought back some peanut butter treats.
Why don't you?
Is it Cameron?
He, I don't, yeah.
I haven't talked to him in a long time.
I have his number.
All right.
I think I'm going to call him.
I mean, would you mind if I bought you
a little thing of peanut butter?
I mean, for his dogs, it works fantastic.
Yeah, I'd give it to her right before you guys showed up.
Or any time someone shows up.
Oh, yeah.
For a party or something like that.
No, no, no.
It works.
She does good with you guys.
She's extremely docile.
Yeah, she does.
With the peanut butter, she's extremely docile.
You know, it's just like, and very happy.
And then she's so hungry.
So my brother-in-law, yeah.
So the story is his dog didn't do well on that drive
from Houston to Dallas.
So he gave him the peanut butter.
And probably too much.
Because three and a half hours later or four hours later,
he arrives and the dog is like out.
Hey, man.
Oh, totally.
Yeah, totally like, what's up?
What's up?
Like totally.
The ears are kind of sideways.
And then like laying down on the patio.
Like, whoa, dude.
Are those new?
Those lights?
I mean, totally out.
Like out there.
Anyway, that might work.
I think it might work.
You know, it's funny to tie in a little bit of humor
with that Joe Rogan podcast.
Actually, I don't know if it was Joe Rogan or not.
But it was the cartoon.
Because there was a cartoon mix of,
because they had Mike Tyson and he with the tiger farts.
And another one they had was with a Snoop Dogg.
And they were talking about how he's like, well, I'm not,
excuse me, I'm not afraid of dogs.
For some reason, dogs and I get along.
But it's different when you're hearing it
and you're seeing an actual podcast where he's talking.
And then they have the animation where
there's things going on that aren't actually going on.
You just have the voiceover.
Yeah, they're acting it out in the cartoon form.
Yeah, but it's not the actual voice.
So he's like, you know, I've got a way with dogs.
So they scan over the picture of this dog.
It's a Rottweiler.
And the Rottweiler is looking at him, yeah.
And he can see that a lot of his irons are all stoned.
And he knuckle bumps the Rottweiler.
Because his friend was, well, my dog would chew you up.
I'm afraid he's going to hurt somebody.
And he was, I was in the room for that dog
for just a short while.
I got the dog, I straightened out.
And they went to the clip, they're like, what'd you do?
He's like, it's our little secret.
And they're knuckle bumping, doing a little high five,
a little fisting, you know.
And the dog was like, well, you know, the little knuckle
bumping.
Fisting?
Yeah, not fisting.
Why don't you explain what fisting is?
Well, Sean said it.
You explain it.
I look at her, she's on the hunt.
She's looking for popcorn?
No, she's waiting for Austin to show some sign
that he's leaving.
Don't show any sign that you're leaving.
Yeah, she kind of is.
But I thought it was funny as fuck, man.
I mean, those little cartoon things are funny on YouTube.
I don't know where they came from.
The first time I saw it was today, or this morning,
or sometime.
Maybe it was yesterday, but it was still funny.
It was that kind of ties it in.
Oh, she got a little ball.
We're talking about Lady Jeff's dog.
She's a part of the podcast.
You hear her basically every podcast.
Yeah, every podcast she goes nuts.
We've never talked about her.
So she's a beautiful German shepherd with some neurosis.
Yeah, she's got some, I don't even
know what you would call it, protective issues, anxiety.
She's an extreme herder.
She's fucking crazy.
She's a great dog outside of that.
Outside of chewing people.
Well, she's extremely concerned that somebody's
going to leave her circle.
And her job in life is to protect everybody
in the circle.
So if you're going to leave, she's going to nip your ankles
and let you know you ain't leaving.
It's strange who she adopts in that inner circle.
I mean, why am I in that inner circle?
You know, I mean, Jeff's own kids aren't in that circle.
I think it's a mass thing.
She thinks to herself, is that a person I could take down,
or are they way more than I do?
She doesn't do it.
You're out.
She doesn't do it.
So Sean, you're definitely out.
Well, she doesn't deal with Brandon.
She doesn't deal with Brandon.
Exactly, mass thing.
She yokes at Stephen.
I think Austin may be the only person that's lighter
than the dog.
And what about Hutto?
Who went after Hutto?
I have no idea.
No, I do.
I don't know.
Went after Hutto.
So who the hell is Hutto?
When the hell was he over here?
I don't know.
Is that a Star Wars character, Hutto?
Well, he's a big dude, is my point.
So I don't know if it's necessary mass.
It's got to do with inner circle stuff.
But I'm not inner circle.
I don't know.
Maybe it's an aroma.
Yeah, you have a stench.
Like pheromones.
I think it's a skanky stench.
Maybe it's sperm.
Why?
She doesn't like sperm.
And you have it all over you?
No.
She goes after.
You have like a cologne.
A sperm cologne.
I call it sperm-alize.
It's a llama sperm.
Speaking of cologne, what were the colognes
you wore back in the day?
I was a big Drekhar Noir guy when I was in the clubs.
But that was what it was, I guess, new.
I don't know.
What was it?
What are you wearing?
Drekhar Noir.
And did you pick up the ladies?
No, but it smelled good at the time.
So it didn't work at all?
You smelled yourself and liked it?
I probably put way too much on.
And it just gagged everyone.
Or it mingled, because every other 19-year-old
had it on at the same time.
That was about to ask, when did you start wearing cologne?
It was when I was freshman, sophomore in college, probably.
And that's when we were becoming young men.
Yeah.
No, not young men.
We were becoming grown-ass men.
And you start going to the bars, the clubs,
and you're trying to impress the women, and you splash it on.
But the big one when I was growing up was the Drekhar.
Yeah.
Well, they still make it.
They still make it.
Body fragrance is, it goes a long way.
I mean, it's kind of like those cigars that people smoke.
People like to be around some of those little smells.
Smells affect people.
And if you get the right one, and those smells.
But the smells have to complement your chemistry.
Right.
And I don't even know what that means.
But that's just what I've heard.
What did you use to cover your stench?
I don't even know.
It was like Brute by Fabergé.
By the way, Brute's mine.
I had the spray Brute, the blue bottle.
Actually, I had Polo.
And damn, my wife loved it.
I had Ralph Lauren Polo.
I love your smell.
Do you still wear it?
No.
You should surprise her and like sp-
I should.
Like go to like Kohl's and like, take a shower in it.
Come home and go, hey, baby.
We don't have video, but what were you doing there?
I was spraying on him.
Everywhere.
Like he was spraying it everywhere.
He did a full body spray.
Yeah, that was a full body spray going on there.
I'll tell you, some of the sprays I like now are,
I don't even know the name of it.
They were coming in a can.
And it's an aerosol, and it's just a body fragrance.
Well, how about Axe?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Axe.
Oh, god.
No, that smells like middle school.
It smells fun.
But when they spray it, it's like-
It takes over the entire house.
It's a cloud.
Yeah, I pass out for six hours.
Six hours.
I wake up, and I'm like, what happened?
And Shelly's like, they sprayed Axe.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
It reminds me of middle school.
It's like nauseating.
It is.
It's too much.
I kind of like you.
I mean, but I don't like overdo it.
I just kind of ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch.
Tell you what, when I was in college,
I think I was a senior, and my guy roommate that I lived with,
he was dating someone.
And he sprayed cologne on his junk.
Why not?
Well, he did this.
And he said he ran to the bathroom
to wash it off because it burned so bad.
There you go.
Damn.
Yeah.
I use a bourbon spray.
There's that.
I've never done that.
Don't spray it on your penis, is what he said.
Everybody that-
You guys didn't hear me.
Here's the deal.
Anybody that grew up in the early 80s
knows better to do that, because they all
listen to Eddie Murphy's Delirious.
And that was a skit on Eddie Murphy.
Fire!
Shoot out my dick!
Yeah.
That's what he said.
He was talking about something else there.
I know, but-
Like sexual-
Or gun, yeah.
Yeah, that was the sex-
But he was talking about washing his dick in the sink.
Which was hilarious.
I forget the skit about it.
Delirious, Eddie Murphy.
But we grew up with that.
And it was kind of like, so he made that joke about not
putting cologne on your dick.
So I was like, huh, noted.
Well, my roommate did it.
Wow.
And he suffered for it.
So I'm thinking, so middle school
is when we all became concerned.
Like, we were worried about what the ladies would think,
right?
Like, we're getting aware of our grooming.
I don't think I wore deodorant until I
was late in high school.
So I just had a memory.
I had-
I'll take that back.
I wore Menen.
I had Right Guard.
By Menen.
I had Right Guard spray.
And I didn't like it.
Right Guard spray.
And then I had Right Guard roll-on.
Do you remember the roll-on?
Oh, the roll-ons, yeah.
The creamy.
They absolutely do not have that anymore, do they?
No.
Well, the roll-ons?
The roll-ons still exist.
I have no idea.
I had Right Guard roll-on and Right Guard spray.
And-
Well, I remember I had the Menen speed stick for years.
There was Right Guard.
There was Old Spice.
You know, there was Ban.
Sure.
Then I moved to- there was a big orange can called Arid,
I think.
Arid Extra Dry?
Arid Extra Dry.
X, X.
X, X, X Dry.
Yes.
Well, no, there's not three Xs.
It was a big orange can.
And I was in college when I was using this.
And I'd fill the whole room up.
Oh, yeah.
Just-
Dang, you're bringing out some memories.
So yeah, when we first started out being young men,
we were spraying this stuff and rolling on this stuff
and doing all this stuff.
There it is.
Yeah, it's speed stick, wasn't it?
Well, look, Arid Extra Dry.
Mine was a big orange can, though.
Check that out.
Because we did not want to sweat.
You didn't want to show the armpit, which is not different
now.
So what are the first ones?
It was actually called Ban, Dry Ban.
Dry Ban.
Oh, there it is.
Ban.
I remember that.
Yeah.
Had the little swoosh.
Yeah, there was a roll-on applicator.
And they also had the Airsoft course.
Dry ID, I remember that one, too.
I just remember being very different than my siblings
when we went to the store during the summer
to buy stuff for the fall, because I lived overseas.
And I told my mom, I want right guard roll-on.
And they were like, what?
I mean, we're all very particular about the way
we want to smell and what we think
works best for our pits, our pit management.
Yeah, so do you guys wear cologne today?
No.
Exceptional rarely.
Yeah, I don't either.
As a matter of fact, I made a joke the other day.
I was like, honey, I'm putting on cologne.
But it was really just a joke.
Because every now and then, again,
if I'm at Kohl's and my wife's over there shopping,
and I'll end up in the men's cologne section or something,
I pick something up and go, and I get in the car.
And my wife's like, what the hell did you just put on?
Like, not a favorable response.
My dad wore Lagersfeld.
And I don't know if you know what that is,
but it's a cologne, Lagersfeld.
And so every time I smell a Lagersfeld,
it sounds like a beard, doesn't it?
It totally does.
I was thinking like a Jägermeister,
kind of like a Likur or something.
Likur.
Yeah, Lagersfeld.
I know what you're talking about.
Lagersfeld.
Anyway, so you, when you smelled it,
you thought of your father.
Think of your youth.
Well, just kind of, you know, that's when my dad wore.
So his whole bathroom smelled like that.
He had a whole collection that came from Karl Lagersfeld.
Yeah, my dad, he didn't wear cologne.
My dad didn't either.
I think the only thing I remember smelling
was the shaving cream.
Yeah, he had the shaving cream, the Barbasol.
Yeah.
And then he also got the kind where
you had the brush in the bowl and stuff like that.
How many people still do that?
What's up with the brush in the bowl?
Because I would love the brush in the bowl.
You could buy them.
I thought about getting them.
You absolutely can.
My father-in-law lives by it.
Downstairs, I bought some shit.
Putting it on with your hands and kind of rubbing it,
and then put it on.
Hold on, so you still shave with a straight razor?
I use a straight razor, yeah.
With shaving cream?
Well, yeah, shaving cream or gel.
Well, I use a straight razor, the kind that's
where you flip out just the razor.
It's not like a gelette.
Like a gelette.
You use a safety razor or like a gelette?
I have a single razor, double-sided,
that screws into a little razor thing.
What timeout?
You said safety razor or gelette.
I thought gelette is a safety razor.
Gelette is a brand.
OK, OK.
We're on the same page.
Yeah, I mean, who in their right mind would use like a raw blade?
Like in the 1800s or something.
The barbers, they got the big leather strap.
Well, barbers use a razor.
What the?
A straight edge right now.
In fact.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
Because I had a haircut done within the last five years ago.
And it's funny, because it was raped by a filter at the coffee
shop at downtown McKinney.
It was a barber shop.
And this dude, there was like three Mexican dudes
at work there.
And that's all they do.
That's their thing.
And they own it.
And they're not related, but whatever.
So I go over there, and I get a haircut,
because I'm going to pinch.
You know, everyone has their own preferred hairstyle.
And that's very particular.
So I mean, I had to get a haircut.
I had something in the vent I had to go to.
I was like, fine, fuck it, I'll go.
Damn, that's bold.
Oh, yeah, well, I was living life on this.
So I was like, whatever.
I went in there and had a fantastic haircut.
Nice.
And he used a straight razor on me.
Were you nervous?
No.
Like literally, on your neck.
Like when you're by the jugular?
Exactly.
He was all, he was tore it all up.
And when he was done, I told him, I was like, dude,
that's the first time a Mexicans ever pulled a knife on me.
Ha ha ha, I bet you did.
I bet you said that.
I did.
Did he leave cuts or anything?
Was he offended and asked you to leave?
It was the cleanest shave I've had in such a long time.
I would imagine it'd be a cut.
They did it right.
You know, they had the steam towels.
They did everything.
They had the ointments and the lubricants and the tinctures.
That's like a lost art.
It is.
Did he have a big leather strip?
Yeah, you know, I don't recall if he did.
But whatever the razor he did, it
would warrant a big old leather strap because it was good.
He was good.
Did he shear off the mole you have right there?
No.
He worked his way right around it.
Because I tell you what, the mole I have
is a parking hazard when it comes to a lot of these.
What mole are you talking about?
I got a mole on my right cheek here.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's his twin.
You know, my wife had mentioned that I
should have that removed.
And it's not very expensive.
Is that accurate?
Yeah, my wife had several moles moved.
Huh, I've had this mole forever.
Take it off.
It's kind of part of me.
I don't know.
It's your friend.
Well, not so much of that.
But it's just part of Sean.
Well, take it off.
Just think you never have to deal with it again.
What do you think?
Should I get rid of the mole?
Kind of endearing.
Is it part of me?
I mean, if it were more convex, it would stick out more.
And it was kind of like one of those witch kind of moles.
It's kind of like, oh, god.
That's kind of different.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
Like the growth on your anus.
But is this offensive?
Is the mole defensive?
I mean, we look at it, you're kind of like.
It's very distracting.
Let me see it.
Oh, my god.
I can't look.
Oh, fuck.
Let me tear my eyes away.
It's all like the surface of the moon or something.
Yeah, it's like a facial train wreck.
All right, I'll give it removed.
No, but what you do is.
Whatever.
Not once have I ever even noticed it.
Why would you get it removed?
Well, I don't know.
It's also something that could turn into cancer pretty easy.
OK, well, that's an epidemiologist.
Dermatologist.
Should look at that.
Well, no, a dermatologist will take it off for you.
I've had dermatologists take a look at it,
and they say it's fine.
However, I don't give a shit if I take it off or not.
It doesn't bother me.
It doesn't bother you that it don't deal with it.
But at the same time, the only time it really does bother me
is actually because is when I shave.
And I have to be because really, I can shave pretty quick.
But it's a process.
And if I had that bowl and brush that they were talking about
where I can whip up a batch of painting pudding
and put it all over me like that.
You can do that.
What are you talking about if you could?
Nice froth.
Target sells them.
Amazon sells them.
Walmart has them.
Oh, man.
I got a little bowl.
There's also online shaving clubs.
Oh, yeah.
There's all kinds of shit you can do.
Oh, there's a million things you can do.
Wow.
I think I'm just going to like this.
And then you can just slice that thing right off
and bleed it out.
Yeah, do it yourself.
Dude, I have sliced it off by accident.
I mean, there was a time I sliced that motherfucker off so bad,
I was thinking, it's never coming back.
It came back.
Right, blood like a bitch, too, didn't it?
Oh, that's the worst part about it,
is that bleeds forever.
It has blood for days before, afterwards.
Typically, it's a couple hours, but it has blood for days.
Like the one I cut the shit out of it, ladies getting all upset,
all up in the arm right now.
Did you get a blood transfusion?
What, over my cut?
A mole?
Yeah.
No.
Oh, you're bleeding mole.
No, it was one of those bleeds where it bleeds just enough.
That used to be on the podcast description.
Just enough to look gross, just enough to get on your shirt,
just enough to piss everything, the whole program off,
where your face is bleeding.
Thanks.
I get it.
Thanks.
Dabble, dabble, dry it off, dry it off, dry it off.
Not me.
I use electric razors.
Are you Braun?
I do both.
No, I tried Norelco.
I cannot use anything electric.
Have you tried Braun?
Braun's a step up.
It really is.
I've used a lot of different brands before,
and the electric razors leave rashes.
They can.
So I am one of those habitual offenders of letting
the foil go way too long.
You know what I mean?
You're supposed to replace it like every six months.
And it's cheap.
On Amazon, boom, next day, new foil, boom, boom, boom.
And I have a nice Braun.
It's not cheap.
Yeah, I spared no expense.
Is it the kind that like just affects itself?
Yeah, no, it does.
But I didn't deal with all that shit.
You can just put it under the sink,
and I don't even do that.
I mean, it's really nice.
Anyway, I let it go way too long, right?
And if you travel and you put it in your little bag,
and you don't put the little safety, not the safety thing,
but the plastic cover over it, well,
the foil can get damaged, right?
I come back from Colorado, and I just
throw it in the thing to charge it and pull it out,
and I'm going, brrr.
I'm just doing my thing.
And the next thing I know, I'm like, fuck, ow, that hurt.
I'm looking up.
I'm bleeding.
I am bleeding from two different places.
Oh, the foil had broke.
And I'm looking at the foil, and there's gaps on both sides.
It had totally gotten damaged.
And I'm like, oh my god.
You know what I mean?
So then I couldn't.
You should sue for $25 million.
I sued for $23, and we'll see how it goes.
No, but I mean, crazy, right?
And so, I mean, for a week, I had lines on my face
from the foil cuts.
I mean, it happens so quick, right?
You have it.
You just go, go, go, go, go, do your thing, right?
So you're a proponent of the electric razor.
It's convenient.
It's super.
But yeah, so look at some of the bronze shavings, man.
Does it get it close, though?
It's really, if you get a brand new foil,
like I bought it off Amazon, boom, a couple days, man.
So what is close?
I mean, is it ever getting as close?
Of course not.
I mean, I don't know.
A straight razor?
No.
Probably not.
Or even even a safety razor, right?
Those are always a notch closer.
But do you need it that close?
And then I would bleed.
I don't know.
Even with the safety razors, when I was in high school,
I would bleed constantly.
I've never used a safety razor.
My dad grew up using that, but we
went to the disposables.
That was when it was still a single razor,
on the cartridges.
Those would cut the shit out.
The problem I have, oh, sorry.
I was going to say, that's where it started out,
is I always had the disposable ones.
You could still buy them, the little Bix,
or whatever they're called.
With the little yellow handle.
The little yellow handle.
It's like one single blade.
And you use it.
It just takes off a layer of skin with your beard.
Now they're actually used for hijacking airplanes.
So my experience with the whole shaving program is,
I've used all types.
I've used the Gillette, the Mach 3, the Mach 10.
I don't know where the fuck is that now.
It's too expensive.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Those blades, they actually work fantastic.
However, they only last for a certain amount of time.
So they get dull, and you've got to buy new ones.
Well, that's why when it comes in a five pack.
Know what I mean?
Well, I want five pack.
But that's the problem.
The five pack goes out.
You've got to go buy another one for $100.
But guess what?
You also don't replace it when you should.
You overuse the one that you have, and it's not as good,
and then it cuts you.
And then you're just like, god, it's the last time.
And then you realize, oh, shit.
It's time to replace it.
I'll share with you.
The difference is that the safety razor,
I called it always a straight razor.
The safety razor that I use, I can
use that blade for an extended period of time.
Right.
An extended period of time.
The three blade thing.
One.
It's a single blade.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, it's one.
It's essentially a razor blade.
The box cutter.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I could use that for any.
And the thing about it is the guy from Pawn Stars.
Pawn Stars.
The bald guy?
Yeah.
He endorsed it.
In fact, I think it's even his razor.
He was like, dude, man, I use that same razor.
I've used.
He was like, I've used that same razor, excuse me,
for a couple of years.
Because he resharpens his razors.
Well, and they have ones where you can swap out the razor
blade, right?
I don't.
I just go buy another razor.
But I'm telling you, I use one razor every two or three months.
Damn.
Yeah, but how often do you shave?
Well, you.
Because you get kind of.
Yeah, that's true, too.
Grizzly there for a while.
I don't shave every week.
I don't.
So when it gets long like that, do
you have to use an electric one to get it short
before you use your straight razor?
That's what I do.
No.
I use the beard trimmer.
Yeah.
I don't.
When I go three or four days, I use the beard trimmer
to get it down.
But you know what?
You know what's interesting, though?
When I do the beard trimmer, it makes the shave itself much
closer.
Like in other words, I could fight through it.
You know what I'm saying?
I could fight through it, and it would snag,
and hurt a little bit.
And jam up.
Yeah, and jam up a little bit.
But when I do it with the beard trimmer,
and then I do it with the shaver,
it's way closer than if I fight through it.
Right.
And I don't understand that.
I've got a good, nice, big bush growing.
I can't use a straight one on there,
but I'll tell you, it's a challenge
because there's a lot of redundancy,
because you've got to go over and over and over.
I know.
It's a multiple.
And you miss it.
And it's one.
So you've got to stop.
You've got to clean off the razor, rinse it,
and just keep doing it a couple of times.
That's what I said, you should use an electric one
over at first, and then your straight razor.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Or your safety razor.
That's what I do.
I shave twice a week.
Yeah.
Yeah, I used to be every day.
You know what's funny, though?
I'm thankful with my job.
I don't need to.
I mean, even tomorrow, I've got to go and do my job.
And let me see what I look right now.
I mean, I like shit.
I'm sorry.
That's not what you meant.
That's not what I meant.
I mean, I don't look fucking horrible.
We've got this big ass mole.
Yeah.
And it's bleeding.
It's bleeding.
Now, my point is that you can have a shadow or a little
stubble.
And nobody really gives a fuck about that.
If you're going out in the field, who gives a shit?
Yeah.
So I can get away with that.
I mean, Jeff, two times a week, yeah, I mean,
that's a preference.
I mean, if I had Jeff's job, that wouldn't be happening.
I mean, at all.
If I was Jeff's job, I'd look like fucking Santa Claus.
I got you.
Because if you don't have to shave,
I'd be like, I'm not doing it.
The only time I shave is when I get so frustrated with it,
because sometimes it becomes way too cumbersome.
Yeah, it starts to hurt.
Yeah, that is just kind of, ooh.
Yes, it literally starts to hurt.
I've had the beard, and I didn't like it.
Yeah, when I was in Cancun in Colorado,
and I let it grow out for two weeks.
In Colorado for two weeks.
When I was jet setting all over the world in Taylor Swift's
private jet, she loaned it out to me.
Dudes like us, partying on fly.
No, but seriously, that was the longest I've gone in probably
a decade plus of just growth.
It started to itch and hurt.
Yeah, it does.
That's why I could never.
You got to use moisturizers.
It'd dry out, yes.
It would dry out.
Once you use moisturizers, it becomes way more manageable.
I've tried that.
So you live with your foot lotion?
Honestly, they have specific oil, beard oils, and beard
lotions that you use.
Yeah, you could do that, but.
You just don't use Vaseline.
No, you don't use Vaseline.
Like motor oil?
You can actually use hair conditioner on your beard.
Well, you have to wash it, right?
It's hair oil.
Yeah, you get it.
You have to wash it and condition it.
It still dries out.
Well, like I said, you use a little conditioner.
And I'll tell you one thing.
I wish I had known that.
Maybe I would have gotten longer.
What is the hand lotion I use?
That Aquafina.
Vaseline?
Well, it's very close to Vaseline.
That saved your hands.
It did.
And then I took some vitamins, and the shit went away.
Imagine that.
But the Aquafina stuff, I would take just a small amount
of my hand, and I'd palm it together,
and I would rub it deep into the beard or the middle cheek.
Your jowls?
Jowls, yeah.
And the nether region.
Well, we're talking about the beard.
Oh, my bad.
So another?
Yeah, that's my bad.
I keep going there.
I don't really do.
Well, I mean, I don't typically.
I shave down there like once or twice a year.
I have to shave my chest.
Whoa, are we talking about personal grooming?
No, I shave my chest.
I shave it down.
I have to use the clippers, and I get it down
to about a two or three a couple times a year.
I have to.
Julie has to, because it gets long, and it's like, fuck, man.
You like, I'm kind of like Joe Biden.
I'm like, I get in the pool, and all the colored kids
would play with my hair.
I'm sorry.
All the kids would play with my colored hair,
and it would go to the left and the right.
Did you use a hedge trimmer?
No.
You use clippers, because.
When you say clippers, what does that mean?
The hair clippers.
Wall hair clippers.
Yeah.
And the older you get, your hair turns gray.
Did he say colored kids?
And then it goes all over the place.
Did he say colored kids?
No.
You did.
I know I did, but he insinuated there
were black kids in the pool.
No, not when he did not do that, I don't believe.
I think he did.
But the gray hairs, they poked out of the shirt,
you could look over the shirt.
Biden colored kids pool.
I'm trying to get past that.
Yes, I know.
I know.
Why did I say that?
Yeah.
OK, so you use hedge trimmers?
Hedge trimmers, yes.
Hedge trimmers.
And it's something that you have to do once those hairs turn
gray, man.
They're fucking wild.
I know.
They go everywhere.
And you know what?
And not only on your chest and other, but on the sideburns.
They stick straight out.
No, my eyebrows.
So I have one.
I have one white hair on my right eyebrow.
And I wait for it, and I pluck it.
I call him Larry Hagman.
You ever see his eyebrows near the end when he was alive?
His eyebrows were crazy.
White.
Yeah, why not trim that?
Keep it nice and short.
My wife does.
She goes, you have a Hagman.
She'll go up there and pluck it out.
You have a Hagman.
So those, I get bothered most on my sideburns,
because they stick straight out, and they just drive me nuts.
And then I sit there with the trimmer,
and I try to get close without damaging my whole sideburn.
Weren't you giving him shit the other day,
because his sideburns were real puffy?
Oh my god.
I meant to tell you a million times.
It drove me crazy.
Honestly, it drove me crazy too, but I can't see them.
The top of your head was perfectly uniform,
and then your sideburns were like, poof.
They're like two inches thick.
I literally wanted to like.
Had these pork chops on the side.
I literally wanted to grab a shaver and fix them.
That was just the other night.
Thanks for the.
Well, there we go.
Joe Biden tells the story.
Who just blasted her ass?
Well, hold on.
Joe Biden talking about kids.
Not of a shot.
Sean just farted.
He did.
He lifted his leg.
That was a little toot.
He did the old man lean again.
He really did.
So well, let's hope we get a little video.
There we go.
Well, why, we're not back on the day here.
Oh, they took it down.
By the way.
See, there's so much BS.
We don't give a crap what Joe Biden says or does,
unless he falls off a bike and then we all laugh.
Have you heard that's a viral thing now?
People are doing the Biden fall.
Yeah.
Yep.
And the place where he did it is like.
I told you that last podcast was enshrined like what?
Brandon Falls.
That was it.
Yes.
Google Maps.
Or it's not anymore.
It was for a short time.
No, but I didn't realize that it was also a viral people
recreate.
Oh, yeah, they were.
Same spot.
Yes.
That was funny.
Greatness.
I have not seen that.
That's our president.
So there's people.
Dude, he's not our president.
Well, he cheated, but that is our president.
It is our president.
I don't want to be like them.
Me neither.
I can't wait for Kamala to be president.
It's so painful, though, man.
I mean, how much longer do we have?
I was hoping time would fly by faster.
Two and a half years.
Fuck.
Really?
Yeah.
That's really, really the case.
You'll be mid-50s by the time he's out.
Do you think he'll run again or no?
No, he will not.
I think it's all dependent on the midterms.
It's impossible for him to win.
So I think he'll announce shortly after the midterms
if he's going to run or not.
So if he's completely blown, if the Democrats are blown out
in November, I think within the next six months,
because you're going to have to announce soon after that.
Yeah.
Because all that campaigning starts up a year and a half.
He's not up for it.
He wasn't up for it.
OK, get this.
When he, quote, won, he didn't campaign.
He was in his basement.
He did not campaign.
And yet he got the most votes in history.
Yeah, it's highly suspect and highly unlikely.
So he won't.
He can't campaign.
And he can't get away with being in his basement.
That's the point I'm trying to make.
They want that monkey box.
They want some sort of reason.
They're concocting it as we talk right now,
of ways in which they could do it.
I mean, look, the bottom line is that if they get the,
if they have their hands on the voting devices,
it doesn't matter.
And the mules.
Going to drop boxes.
But it just doesn't matter, because they just
change the numbers.
I know it.
They just change it.
I mean, flat out change it.
Hopefully, there's a little more scrutiny on this one
than there was on this last one.
So let's talk about this.
So here we go.
Let's say this fall is the red wave
that everybody's talking about.
And they sweep in, and they take the House and the Senate,
and then Biden continues on with misery, horrible, horrible
performance, more bad economy, all sorts of shit happening.
And we go into that presidential election.
And let's say he does run again.
And it's the same kind of thing.
Everybody's angry.
And you know what I'm saying?
You following me here?
Let's say the same scenario happened again,
where they paused the night before.
Yeah, but there's more.
There's stories of angry people.
And when I say angry, there's stories
of people that are working for the voting purpose or function.
And because they represent the right,
they're not allowed to be in the room.
That's right.
Observers.
And it's just like they have a job to do.
And they're not allowed.
That's what happened in the last election.
So let's say the exact same scenario happens again.
What gives?
Is the nation going to stand for that?
I would have the-
What happens?
Walk through what happens.
I have no idea what would happen.
Start killing people.
We already saw the January 6th.
What's the latest on that?
Nothing.
People are still in jail.
It was a joke to begin with.
No, the hearings.
Right, that's what I'm talking about.
It's a complete joke.
And what's her name?
I can't wait for-
Liz.
Liz Cheney?
She's so upside down in her state.
Did you see the Fox footage where
they interviewed a bunch of Wisconsinians or Wisconsinians
or wherever she's from?
Wyoming or wherever she's from?
Kevin Costner joined on the whole Liz Cheney wagon.
He walked around with like, I support Liz Cheney.
The only people supporting her are rich people from California.
Why?
Because she's-
She stood up to-
Yeah, she's a Republican who stood up to Trump.
Whatever.
It's such a joke.
Really?
Kevin Costner?
She's down one double.
She's down, yes.
It sucks because I like Kevin Costner.
Now I'm like, well, not so much anymore.
The saddest thing is he's just a fool like the rest of them.
He's a fool.
Well, I always knew that these are-
How are they not intelligent?
Again, we've had a discussion on the Hollywood types
and the music.
Do we just stop watching all of this stuff
or do we just say whatever?
Well, yeah, we do.
You got to make a stand.
And it's just like, I mean, it sucks to have to think about.
I mean, look, for example.
I mean, no, you don't.
Like Barbra Streisand?
You don't.
She's got beautiful music.
I can't give her up.
Yeah, look, I can't stand her.
She's a piece of shit, but she's got beautiful music.
I can't.
Michael Jackson.
Like Meryl Streep?
Staring to the abyss of little boys' butts all the time.
But you know what?
I love his music.
I'll give up Meryl Streep.
Michael Jackson with the boy butt lover.
I get it.
Yeah, that wasn't political.
That was just a-
But still, it's the acceptance of people
that are stars, people of popularity,
that you let go of all the negative things
that they've done simply because of the merit of what
they've accomplished.
Negative.
All he was was minor attracted.
Pardon?
What was it?
Michael Jackson was minor attracted.
Minor?
What was the term?
He liked little boys.
I know.
What was the term?
They called it minor attractiveness.
Yeah, something to that.
They wanted to change it.
Yes, they wanted to make it not a negative stigma.
Oh, so you were-
Minor attracted.
They wanted to change the rules of it.
So they were going to redefine the word recession, right?
How'd that go over?
Not very well.
Even the Dems were calling him out on that.
I know.
He was like, we're not going to a recession.
We're not going to a recession.
And then, boom, recession.
He goes, what do you have to say about it?
Well, I'm not surprised.
That's what he said.
It's no surprise is what he said.
But the whole recession thing, and I
saw the spending bill that just passed with-
Pedophilia.
With Manchin.
Manchin.
Did he cave?
Yes, he caved.
Yeah, Manchin-
And it hurts his own state.
No.
But what he says is that he-
His state is getting the pipeline.
What he said is that-
Are you kidding me?
A pipeline?
That's what I heard.
Oh my god.
Becky, you're so funny.
Oh my god.
So his whole thing was this is not going to raise taxes.
That's how they're selling this.
Really?
Tax and spend?
Yeah, so they're saying this is not going to-
That's retarded.
I hate it when people say, oh, it's not going to raise taxes.
Does it cost money?
Of course it does.
Does it cost money?
So what's the-
Everybody's holding their breath, right?
Well, did you see the footage of the Fox reporter
asking the White House press secretary either yesterday
or today going, this tax institute that they kept citing
and using as a source to sell their previous spending package
as this, well, this tax society is saying this is a great thing.
It's not going to do this.
Well, now the same tax has come back and say, well,
this is going to raise taxes.
She goes, well, that's not true.
And he called her out on it.
So you're saying the same tax group
that you are citing as a source for your last one
is no longer accurate.
We shouldn't believe them.
And she goes-
Is that Peter Doocy?
Peter Doocy.
Of course.
He's a stud.
I love him.
The dog, what is she doing?
She has her ball down there.
It's audible.
Yeah, she's chewing a ball.
And he called her out on it.
And she basically said, they don't
have all the information.
Well, they've already called her out as a total imbecile.
She's-
I shouldn't say that.
Well, it's not her fault.
She's completely in over her head.
She is.
And they should have never let Balsakie go.
Well, no.
She wanted to leave because she knew she was-
On a sinking ship.
Yeah, sinking ship.
And she was going to get a huge payday.
She was going to be held accountable for her things.
But she got a bad ass job working at a-
MSNBC?
Is she on the area?
No.
Was it MSNBC or CNN?
No, it's MSNBC.
MSNBC.
CNN may not even be around by then.
I hope not.
They had some stash that came out.
They lost 50% of whatever they got going on over there.
50% over from this year to last year.
They're such jokes.
I mean, the gig is up, man.
The gig is completely up.
The country knows they're totally full of shit.
And now Fox News is headed that way.
Did you know that?
Fox News is up.
Well, Fox News, I know.
But Fox News said something about Trump, like banning Trump.
That's their game plan now is to ban Trump.
What?
I read that.
Because they don't want him to run.
So they don't want to give him a platform to talk.
Exactly right.
Even Hannity.
They're saying Hannity, stop talking about him.
And I'm like, is that true?
I don't know.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I don't know if I want to believe that.
I hope that it's not true.
All right.
So if it's too much to ask, I don't want to finish on politics.
Did you want to?
No, I just don't want to finish on politics.
Well, we've got half an hour left.
I know.
So let's talk about Trump.
You brought up the whole banning Trump.
So I'm like, is that a thing?
Did Fox really ban Trump?
Why don't you pull one of those articles up?
They won't have him on the show, any show.
They stopped having him.
So I don't know if that's true or not.
Yeah, says Fox News effectively banced Donald Trump
from network report.
Fellow Americans, we know we cannot trust the media,
but we cannot trust incumbents.
Well, hold up.
We can't trust the media, but we can't trust incumbents.
Where does it say that?
I don't know.
This is Darren Dion Aquino.
Anyway, they're just saying that there seems to be a, you know.
There's a hidden agenda.
Yes.
Trying to get this guy out.
And you know, that's bullshit.
It's bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
So what about the other?
Well, I guess he's not on any network then.
So here's the thing.
What happened after the election and Trump, quote, lost?
What happened to CNN and MSNBC ratings?
Like both tanked.
Tanked.
Hugely tanked.
The America that is silent, you know what I mean?
They support Trump.
And they want to hear about Trump.
And if Fox News doesn't put Trump on air
or talk about him when the presidential race heats up,
they're going to change gears.
Because they're going to change.
So who are they going to tank?
What is the other ones?
American Online or America One?
American Network?
They just got dropped by Verizon or something like that.
So they lost a major platform.
A-Landed.
But Newsmax got picked up by somebody
that was a major pickup, Newsmax.
I watched Newsmax.
Yeah, no.
Your quality is not up to par yet.
Not there.
It's getting there.
But they have Greta.
That was a big pickup.
When did that happen?
Greta Linsberg?
About a month ago.
Greta Van Susteren?
Yeah, they picked her up.
She started on CNN.
Who what?
She started on CNN.
Did she really?
Back when it was a real network.
Anyway, so we'll see.
I don't know who's going to emerge here.
But if Fox News drops Trump, they're going to lose ratings.
They're not going to drop him.
It's impossible.
Yeah, I agree.
You can't drop him.
I mean, they may be trying to drop him right now.
They're trying to talk about him.
But it's going to happen.
He's going to be.
Trump is dogging him hard.
Yeah, but I can't hear it.
Well, Trump's social.
On what?
Truth.
I don't get it.
I mean, their stock is his stock is what?
3,377 was the last quote.
What?
Trump stock.
Is that bad?
Truce.
D Wack.
Are you talking about D Wack?
I'm talking about D Wack.
It was at 30 bucks.
Yeah.
Look at you both.
You grab your phone.
He gets on the laptop.
Because we've invested in this.
No, 29.90.
I was just joking around.
Anyway, sorry.
It has not taken off like I thought it would.
But hey, when the presidential race starts to heat up
after the midterms, it might.
It might.
We'll see what happens.
Well, there's still a lot of SEC investigations
that's going on with that.
Are there really?
Oh, yeah.
With Trump social?
With D Wack and the SPAC and all that stuff.
Oh my god.
So they're going after him through another government
agency.
Total witch hunt bullshit.
Well, they're going after D Wack, right?
Which is not Donald Trump.
Right?
Oh my god.
Because I think D Wack is either going to buy,
or they're going to merge or something.
Right?
So they're doing all kinds of antitrust and bullshit
investigations.
Right?
Except they never go after Facebook,
never go after Twitter, never go after Instagram,
never go after any of these other people.
Right?
I guess not.
That's because they're all left wing.
Crazy.
It's so obvious.
Anyway, so I do not want to finish on politics.
We have to go.
I'll tell you what.
I've got a story about my daughter.
One of my kids, they get a little nose pierced.
Right?
And are you talking about the stud
to the side or the ring?
She got the little hoop in the middle.
I don't like the hoop.
She got a couple on the sides.
And I was like, whatever.
I mean, I think it looks all right.
I really don't care.
Personally, I don't want them.
I mean, body piercings, tattoos, it's all kind of cliche for me.
It's kind of, I don't like them.
But she got it.
And one of them.
Is that what she has right there?
Yeah, but she also has the one in the middle.
She doesn't have that.
OK, hold on.
There is a chain going from the earlobe
to the middle of the nose.
That scares me.
What do you call that?
What is the middle?
That's a certain.
Yeah, what do you?
It's a big dike of the nose.
What is that?
When it's right through the middle of the nose ring,
like a cow ring.
A septum to ear.
Septum?
It's a septum ring?
Is that what that is?
Anyways, my point is that some of it got infected.
And it was painful.
He's right.
Wait.
Does that say orgasm or organism?
Organism.
Orgasm?
My bad.
Orgasm.
No, it's the partition of wall separating two cavities.
That's it.
So it is a septum ring.
Anyways, she got some work done.
She got some new tattoos.
You're older?
No.
Yeah.
And so one of them gets kind of infected.
And I shared a story about when I did my first,
growing up in the 80s, the earrings
were starting to become popular for guys.
And we're like, all right, well, let's go ahead and-
But you had your foreskin piercing.
I did not pierce my genitals.
No, I thought you shared that already.
Which one?
The foreskin?
Yeah, the foreskin piercing.
No, no, no.
I don't have foreskin.
No?
I've been circumcised.
You had that removed.
Yeah.
I don't have an anodinose.
Was that recent?
No, no.
That would be uncomfortable.
Hold on.
Jeff, did you hear that?
He had his foreskin removed.
Did you know that?
I don't care.
There you go.
That's the answer.
I like Jeff.
OK.
I don't care who has and who has.
I just found it interesting.
And then he pierced it, he said.
So anyways, when my daughter, I shared with her
that I had some ear issues going on with me.
So I tried to save a buck.
Because what I did is I went to the store,
and I got my ear pierced.
And for some reason, I think my dad got mad at me,
told me to take it out.
So I took it out.
And then I couldn't get it back in after he left
to work or something like that.
So I took an embroidery needle because it was beefy enough
to get a grip on, sort of.
That sounds like a great idea.
It was a horrible idea.
Obviously, it was wide enough to where I could still
get an earring in today.
But the whole thing.
Did you disinfect it?
I think so.
Did you pierce it like a juggler?
Well, here's the thing.
During the process, I probably should
have seen some medical attention during some time
of the process.
But I may have passed out once or twice.
I don't know.
When I did the embroidery needle, I couldn't get it in there.
I iced it, and then my fingers were slippery.
So I stuck the needle on the wall,
and I pushed my ear as hard as I could,
my earlobe against the needle, against the wall.
And it boom, it stuck him.
And then it stuck in so good, it went right on
through that earlobe and then pierced my neck into it,
like about an inch all the way in.
Not an inch.
Telling him it was deep.
Dude, you almost punctured your spinal cord.
What the hell's wrong with you?
I don't know if it was an inch.
I don't know if it was an inch and a half.
But I would just say it was fucking deep.
The embroidery needle was embedded in the side of my neck.
They call this Darwinism.
Yes.
This is survival of the fittest.
I pulled the thing out of my, and then look,
I got to go through my ear and neck, OK?
It's not just pulling it out of my ear.
So you just kind of walk around like, what the hell?
Somebody help me.
I stabbed myself.
First of all, imagine having your earlobe stapled
to your neck.
And then you've got those muscles there.
So you don't really want to move it.
So now you're kind of stuck in that position
where you're kind of moving your shoulders.
Then you look like a Frankenstein.
And then you're like, and then it's stuck.
And then there's pain.
And then there's blood.
And then there's emotion.
Did you start talking like the Star Wars guy?
Eeeh!
It was so weird.
I think I punctured my neck.
I used to like say, man, can you get it some more?
I'm an idiot, and I stabbed myself.
So I pulled the thing out.
And look, it was a chore to pull the thing.
It was a chore to pull it out.
It was slippery.
Why would you not immediately pull it out?
Well, because there was blood.
There was pus.
There was all kinds of shit going on.
There's fucking fluids that I didn't even recognize.
What, like an hour later, you sat down and watched
some movies for a while?
I may have blacked out.
I don't know.
I woke up, and I was kind of, eeeh!
So covered in it.
I have a needle in my neck.
I ended up pulling it out.
And you put the embroidered needle
back in your mom's basket.
Ugh.
No, I threw that fucker away.
It was like meat on it.
I wanted to melt it.
You wanted to clean it off first?
I don't remember what I did with it.
Your mom was like, what the hell?
What is this?
I did take it out.
Why is it flesh?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll tell you what I did.
I took a pair of wire cutters, and I cut the embroidery
needle.
Have you cut a needle?
Not lately.
They are extremely difficult to cut.
Embroidered, embroidered.
Well, especially when they're stuck in your neck,
and you don't want to, like, jerk it.
He's not cutting it while it's in his neck.
Why would you cut the tip off after it's out of your neck?
Because I left the needle in there.
Oh, you did leave it in there?
For a little while.
So I trimmed it.
So there was like a little bit in the front,
a little bit in the back.
And then after that, it got all affected and shit.
I cleaned it out.
And it was a process.
It was a horrible, horrible process.
Hold on.
It was a kneading needle.
Or was it like latch hook?
It wasn't crochet.
How long was the needle?
The needle was four inches.
Four inches.
So you stabbed it through your earlobe into your neck,
and you decide not to pull out the whole thing.
You decide to trim it.
Correct.
Why would you do that?
Well, because I read that, or one of my friends
said that leave the needle in there for a day
so that it keeps it open until you
could put a temporary one in.
While it's in your neck.
Yeah, because it'll, no, not while it's in your neck.
The neck thing was just a bonus.
I know, but it was in your neck.
Well, I pulled it.
So it went in an inch or so.
You pulled it out of your neck, but left it in the earlobe.
Correct.
So now I've got a bleeding neck.
Did you have this like, was it pulsating?
It was.
I didn't really feel the neck that much.
The neck kind of healed up right away.
In fact, the neck was never issue.
It bled a little bit at first, and then it just
immediately closed up.
The bad part was just the earlobe itself.
But it really wasn't horrible.
I mean, it was painful.
And then I got lucky.
Because I did.
You got very lucky.
I got lucky because I disinfected it
with hydrogen peroxide right away.
No, I mean, you got lucky in that when
you stabbed it into your neck, that the right side of your body
didn't go limp.
That's what I mean by you got lucky.
You've never had an ear piercing?
No, nor have I stabbed my neck.
Jeff, have you had an ear piercing?
I have had an ear piercing.
See, I knew I wasn't the only idiot at the time.
I had pride.
I say I had an experience.
But it wasn't due to, Sean's was just, he was,
I don't know what he was doing.
Mine, I got it done in the mall.
I made it work.
You got it done in the mall.
You got it done right.
I got done properly.
I was a sophomore in college at the time.
And I was in the dorms at school.
You pierced your ear.
And I got the piercing.
Some little gun you walk in, and you're done.
And there was a little silver stud.
You're supposed to keep it in there for like four weeks
or something like that.
Why, why, why?
How am I the only one of these conservative?
You're in thailand.
No, these conservative dudes like us
that didn't get a piercing.
Because your doctor told you that it would probably
cause interference.
No, no.
With your hearing aids.
Never for an instant.
It works with an antenna.
Never for an instant.
You start picking up AM broadcasting from San Angelo.
Not true.
Not for an instant did I ever, ever consider
getting a piercing.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
I don't get it.
Like I said, you have to keep the, at least,
this was a long time ago.
I think they said you have to keep it in for four weeks.
So the hole doesn't immediately close shut.
Correct.
Then you can start swapping out earrings.
I think it was.
It was a certain amount of time.
Yeah, I know.
And I lived in the dorms at the time.
And it was an all male dorm.
And we'd have these big wrestling matches.
You're bored.
Oh, no.
And so it was like full on WWE jumping off the beds
and all kinds of shit.
Oh, my god.
And I remember I got cranked right in the ear
by an elbow or something.
And you were like, ah.
Yeah, and it hurt.
So I was like, all right, I'm out.
But a few days later, the thing swelled up, got so infected.
It swelled up.
And it swallowed the little stud.
I couldn't see the earring anymore.
Oh, my god.
Because the my ear.
It's a cauliflower ear like the wrestlers.
Yeah, so the earlobe got really, really big.
And it was hot.
It was warm.
It was all infected.
Sounds wonderful.
And my buddy was there.
And it was in my dorm room.
And I was like, I got to take this out.
It hurts.
I just got to take it out, clean it,
see if I had salvageable.
With what, a machete?
No, I had to like, I could get to the back.
You had to dig it out.
Yeah, I had to dig it out.
And then I pulled the back off.
Then I pulled it out.
And all this brown goo came out of it.
Just all this brown.
I imagine it was pus.
Yeah.
You did the right thing because it was infected.
Yeah.
So all I had, I was 19 in the dorm room.
I didn't have any first aid kit.
So I had just rubbing alcohol, I think I had.
Or wine coolers.
You could have dumped that on your earlobes.
California coolers.
So I had the rubbing alcohol and a cotton ball.
I doused it.
Then I just stuck it on my ear.
And it didn't hurt.
But I remember.
Right away.
Maybe it did.
Maybe my brain blocked it out.
It didn't hurt, but I woke up four hours later.
Yeah.
So if it did, my brain reacted and it cut it off.
Because I just remember seeing a tunnel.
Getting smaller.
Getting smaller and smaller.
It didn't hurt.
Well, it didn't.
I don't remember it hurting.
So this is what I remember.
I think my brain protected me.
But I held it and I squeezed it.
And all this alcohol was going in there.
And next thing I know, I wake up.
I'm flat on my back.
And my friend is shaking me.
And I completely blacked out.
Because I remember seeing the tunnel and then waking up.
My god.
It didn't hurt.
No.
Completely passed out.
And again, I don't remember it.
But again, I think the brain works in weird ways.
But he said that I squeezed it.
And then I fell like a log, like a board, straight back.
Oh my god.
And I groaned all the way down.
Did you hit your head on the floor?
It hurt so bad.
And the bunk beds were right behind me.
He goes, I fell straight back.
I didn't stop myself.
I didn't brace myself.
You got out.
I was just out.
I just hit flat like a board.
And you could have been seriously hurt.
Your head hit the ground.
Yeah, and I came inches from cracking my head
against the bunk bed.
Oh my god.
And he goes, you're out for like 20 seconds.
And he was down there shaking me.
And he goes, I was about to go run down the hall for help
when I woke up.
And I've been fine ever since.
But it was.
Well, hold on.
That's debatable.
Very debatable.
But it was.
Hold on.
Why don't you give Sean and I a minute?
Yeah.
He says, I've been fine ever since.
His original name wasn't Jeff.
No shit.
His real name is David.
We'll touch on that later.
Anyway, Jeff, go ahead.
So anyway, I recommend it to go out there and get your pierced.
You recommend it.
Here's two flaming examples of success.
Awful.
Yeah, but can you put an earring in your ear today?
No, but if I pull it, I guess it's this one.
If you pull it, you can see the scar.
Wow.
And I didn't have mine in, but for two and a half,
three weeks maybe.
Because it got infected right away.
And you were like, to hell with this.
Yeah, once that was done, I was like, yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, no shit.
So I let it go.
I just kept squeezing stuff out of it.
Should have used a burr needle.
What a nightmare.
Yeah, you should have done what he did,
which is stab himself in the spine,
like actually punctured the spinal column.
It went into the neck.
Yeah.
What the hell's wrong with you two?
Why would you even want to do it to begin with?
I can't understand that.
Well, tell us how your, what do they call that,
your Dick Van Dyke.
What is it called?
The Van Dyke?
Yeah, how did your Van Dyke have to have that process
work out?
I don't know what that is.
Van Dyke.
That's when you got your tip of your penis pierced?
No, I didn't do that.
Big hoop right through the tip of your ween?
What was that picture of?
No, I didn't.
I have no piercings at all.
I don't have a diamond stud on my labia major.
I don't have anything.
I don't have chains going from my nipples to my clit.
God.
Well, I'm just saying.
I mean, you guys are asking for stuff.
I don't have any of that stuff.
Is that too much?
Yes.
Yeah, well, I'm kind of wondering, was that a thing?
Oh, yeah.
No, they do all sorts of shit.
What are you talking about?
They do every body piercing you could think of.
In like in the taint?
Yes, they do.
Yeah.
Everywhere.
Well, I'm not.
I've actually never heard of anal studs.
Is that a thing?
I don't want to Google it.
Do not Google it.
I have no doubt that there's studs down there.
I don't want any part of that.
There are some extremely strange folks out there.
So a lot of that stuff is actually
designed to enhance sexual stimulus, right?
That is a taint ring.
Well, I don't know about the taint ring,
but I know the stud at the tip of the tongue
is supposed to be great for you can
imagine what that's good for.
But I mean, like really, I mean, come on.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not into any of that.
Yeah, the piercings, I had the one.
And the experience I had, I'm done with it.
Yeah, god, what a nightmare.
And both my boys don't have any that I'm aware of,
at least I can see.
Do they have any tattoos?
Steven has two.
Brandon wants one.
Yeah, Preston's got a couple too now.
And I'm not on board with them getting all tatted up.
But that is more popular than ever.
Sorry, go ahead.
I'm not on great with it.
But you know, just got to be responsible with it.
You got to think that you got to forecast.
You got to think about what you're doing in the future
and how your body art is going to affect you in the future.
And what it's going to look like in 40 years.
Yeah, I understand that.
If I put it here, it's going to drag and sag.
The boys are taking off for college.
We're going to have to talk about that next week
on our next podcast.
Summer is coming to an end, gentlemen.
Well, you know what?
I'm thankful.
We've got a lot of great ideas coming up with the CNC machine.
Hopefully some new sales coming up or maybe some new concepts.
We have no idea.
We killed it last weekend.
We got to figure out who we're selling to.
We got to figure out what we're going to sell.
I think the product looks good.
The product does look great.
It looks fantastic.
It's just we got to get a little direction.
I think the problem is the CNC enclosure.
I feel the CNC enclosure is not robust enough.
Dudes, I guess I'm shot.
Fuck off.
I'm Jeff.
The end.