1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Slats do not work as well. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Sure they do. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Better than a spatchcock. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Oh, good Lord. 5 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 That's impossible. 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Why don't you spatchcock it and get back to me. 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,600 Speaking of, did you install your new toilet so you're not spatchcocking your balls over 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,600 your toilet? 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,600 I haven't ordered that toilet yet. 10 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:26,400 We've stood in front of 17 different toilets in Home Depot. 11 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,000 Well, we went out to eat. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 What day was it? 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,680 By the way, that would be a daunting decision. 14 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,560 There were so many toilets. 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,560 They're all essentially the same. 16 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,120 And they're all essentially the same. 17 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,800 And they're quite a big range in price. 18 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,800 Oh, yeah. 19 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,400 Like, how do you decide? 20 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:50,520 Maybe there's built-in technology, like teeth that chew your stuff up. 21 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,520 They come up and pull it out of your rectum? 22 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,520 Oh, I don't know about that. 23 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,440 OK, maybe that technology is not there yet. 24 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,440 Possibly, yeah. 25 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,960 It reads where it is and how much there is. 26 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,960 And it says, please relax, we have this. 27 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,840 Yeah, I don't know about that. 28 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:10,840 I'll pass on that. 29 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:11,840 Me too. 30 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,240 I may attempt to bidet sometime in my life. 31 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,240 I don't know about the grabber. 32 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaking of robotics that go bad, did you hear about the chess player? 33 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,360 Yeah, that's the cool kid. 34 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,240 We didn't talk about this. 35 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,240 So there is a Russian kid. 36 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,240 Was it a Russian kid? 37 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,240 I don't know who it was. 38 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,240 But it's a little kid. 39 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,240 He was a little kid playing a robot. 40 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,080 I think it was in Russia. 41 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,080 It was in Russia. 42 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,200 It's a little kid playing chess. 43 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,800 And like a nine-year-old, maybe a seven-year-old. 44 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Yeah, he was young. 45 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:50,280 And he didn't wait long enough. 46 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:55,760 Like the robot still had his hand on the piece that he was contemplating moving. 47 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,040 And the kid reached forward to make his move. 48 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,440 And the robot grabbed his finger and broke it. 49 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,440 Yep. 50 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,880 And it wouldn't let him go. 51 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,880 Welcome to Terminator, Skynet. 52 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,560 He's like, I don't think so. 53 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,560 That really happened. 54 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,560 I couldn't believe it. 55 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,560 And then the... 56 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,560 Yeah, that's right here. 57 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,560 That little video. 58 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,560 Yes, the chess guy. 59 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,560 Oh, they have a video of it? 60 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,560 Oh, yeah. 61 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,560 You haven't seen it? 62 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,560 The adult come up. 63 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,560 It's got his finger. 64 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,560 It's crushing his finger. 65 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,560 Yeah. 66 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,560 And they're like, get it off. 67 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,560 Get it off his finger. 68 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Oh my gosh. 69 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,560 You think there'd be like a safety button? 70 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,560 Let me hit it. 71 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,560 Boom. 72 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,560 Oh, I have not seen this. 73 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,560 By the way, he finishes the match. 74 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,560 Oh, he fights through it? 75 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,560 Oh, yeah. 76 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:34,560 The kid finishes the match. 77 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,560 He broke his finger. 78 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,560 He comes back in a splint. 79 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,560 He comes back and he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker. 80 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 Oh, yeah. 81 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,560 And he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker. 82 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,560 Oh, yeah. 83 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,560 And he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker. 84 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,560 Oh, yeah. 85 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,560 And he's like, I'm going to meet you, motherfucker. 86 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:52,560 Oh, yeah. 87 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,560 I don't know why he sounds like Harney, but. 88 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,560 Yeah, the robot, the whole robot thing is interesting. 89 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,560 Have you seen the. 90 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,560 I'm telling you that's foreshadowing. 91 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,560 But it didn't. 92 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,560 It didn't grab his finger. 93 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,560 It did. 94 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,560 Yes, it did. 95 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,560 It grabbed it. 96 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,560 It broke it. 97 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,560 It didn't maliciously grab it. 98 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,560 It did it that it flung it around. 99 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,960 Well, some people joke that it sounds to me that the robot was a sore loser and had a 100 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:10,960 bad temper. 101 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,240 Some robots cannot actually express real human characteristics. 102 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,240 Not yet. 103 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,240 Not yet. 104 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,240 But these. 105 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,240 Tell that to Robocop. 106 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,240 Yeah. 107 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,240 Or Terminator. 108 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,240 Or Terminator. 109 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,560 I think the robot was set into some sort of. 110 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,560 Why would he grab his finger? 111 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Well, that's what it was trying to grab. 112 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,920 It was trying to grab the next piece, but the kid was in the way. 113 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,920 Had his hand on it. 114 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,880 Yeah, it was in the way and it grabbed his finger instead. 115 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,880 So. 116 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:36,880 That's weird. 117 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,880 What were you going to say? 118 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,880 What were you going to say about robotics in general or what? 119 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:46,480 Well, I was going to say the whole robot thing is because they've come quite a long ways. 120 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,000 And I don't know if you've seen the footage of these dog robots. 121 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,480 Have you seen these? 122 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,480 It's got to be creepy. 123 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,480 Well, it is. 124 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,080 Yeah, those things that they were designed to be mules for soldiers on the field. 125 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,080 And they're dogs. 126 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,080 They're incredible, though. 127 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,080 These things right here. 128 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,080 Yeah. 129 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,080 They're extremely resilient. 130 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:07,080 They hold a tremendous amount of weight and they last for two hours. 131 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,120 Show a video of that thing walking down the street. 132 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Two hours. 133 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,640 So my point is that they they don't do shit. 134 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,360 You would have to carry backup batteries with you. 135 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,600 This is terrifying. 136 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,840 I haven't even seen the video yet. 137 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:20,840 I can promise you. 138 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,560 But it goes even farther than that. 139 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,600 They've got robots that shoot bullets. 140 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,600 Yeah. 141 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,600 Well, that's the future of warfare. 142 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,160 Oh, God. 143 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,160 That's so disturbing. 144 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,160 Yeah, I saw one. 145 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:39,840 I don't know if it's true, but it was like China has dog robot dogs patrolling the streets. 146 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:44,720 Oh, that's a video of this something that looked like that. 147 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:49,080 Patrolling the streets with the big speaker announcing, you know, stay in your home, stay 148 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,080 in your home. 149 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,080 I am armed. 150 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,560 I will kill you if you leave your home. 151 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,560 Right. 152 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 So it looked very similar to that. 153 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,320 But it was like going down the neighborhood street. 154 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,760 Just kind of prancing down the street. 155 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,320 OK, so this video that they're showing is this robot dog thing. 156 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:07,200 And he's walking around a an electrical plant. 157 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:13,480 And I guess it's doing the work, the dangerous work that that humans would otherwise be doing. 158 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,480 Right. 159 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,480 And I get that. 160 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,320 You know, that's the same thing as like, look at that. 161 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,320 Send it. 162 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,320 Oh, that is creepy. 163 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,360 Sending in a bomb, a bomb squad dog. 164 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,360 Right. 165 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,160 I could totally see that. 166 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,360 Oh, God. 167 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,960 That's super creepy. 168 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:32,520 OK, dude, it's it's it's just simple robotic stuff. 169 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,520 It doesn't creep me. 170 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,520 How does that creep you? 171 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:38,920 Well, until they until they somehow figure out who knows how far off we are until they 172 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,440 figure out a computer that can be autonomous. 173 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,680 To where it just patrols. 174 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,040 It's making decisions. 175 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,040 It's a AI. 176 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,040 Yeah, it's AI. 177 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,040 And even Elon Musk. 178 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,040 No, he was Elon Musk. 179 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,960 Yeah, he's the one that said that should be your sphere. 180 00:05:54,960 --> 00:06:01,520 We've got to stop this now because it's it's you know, AI is going to basically turn into 181 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,720 a sky net in a roundabout way. 182 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,560 That's what you think about the technology out there to differentiate people using facial 183 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,560 recognition. 184 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:16,080 You know, they're easily they could be it could be like simple as that dog just going 185 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:20,760 around the simple little camera delivering fucking Amazon or pizzas or whatever the fuck 186 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,760 it is. 187 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,080 Well, we've already seen drones, right? 188 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,080 We've seen drones. 189 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,720 You're all of a sudden on a on a hit list and you know, they deliver a pizza and they 190 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:29,720 recognize you. 191 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:34,440 And then the moment goes off, you know, you see the TV shows with little flying drones 192 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,440 have that. 193 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,440 That is amazing. 194 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,880 But that also takes a lot of money where it's either a little explosive or a gun or something 195 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:45,400 that take a lot in it facial wrecks and then die bombs them. 196 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,880 So we've already TV show. 197 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,320 But well, we've seen forms of drones already happen. 198 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,320 Swarms. 199 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,360 Well, they have shows that they put on. 200 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,360 What do you mean? 201 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,360 No, I'm talking about the really happened. 202 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,640 The ones that do the caricatures, the one the pictures of the know, like, like, uh, 203 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:07,360 Iranian made drones that were given to the Yemeni rebels were deployed against a Saudi 204 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,040 Arabian oil field. 205 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:18,640 And it was a cluster of drones that swarm attacked that has literally it's in real 206 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:26,160 world use swarm drones that just basically attacked the battlefield. 207 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,600 You know, no loss of life on the, you know, it's totally. 208 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:35,880 It's protected from the aggressor and just goes and looks for people and does their thing. 209 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,560 That's going to be the future. 210 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:46,200 Well, it's just like the al Qaeda guy just got bombed on the huge from a drone. 211 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,200 Right. 212 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,680 Did you realize, I mean, did you guys realize that he was the number two after for after 213 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,680 bin Laden? 214 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,680 Yeah. 215 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,760 From the very beginning, I thought he was like a recent no, like, maybe look at from 216 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,120 since well, since nine 11, this was a big deal. 217 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 I don't know. 218 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:05,400 I mean, it's a big deal that happened, but you know, it had been a bigger deal. 219 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,720 Had it happened 10 years ago, 15 years ago. 220 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,560 Why did it take so freaking long? 221 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:15,440 I actually thought I was like when we left Afghanistan, right. 222 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,600 In that nightmare, you know, right. 223 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:26,680 I thought to myself, maybe the only the only silver lining to this is that those kind of 224 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,640 people will get comfortable, will get comfortable. 225 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 That's exactly right. 226 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:36,120 The dude was hanging out in Kabul on his on his patio. 227 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,640 I mean, that's comfortable. 228 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,160 How do they verify they have like video? 229 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,160 Oh, yeah. 230 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,560 No, they got everything like all the way in there. 231 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,160 They got audio signatures. 232 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,600 They got video signatures. 233 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:52,680 I mean, they and they were waiting until he was not next to like family members. 234 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:56,680 They literally waited to where he was alone on the patio and they could take him out while 235 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:02,320 people in that complex or in that in that hotel room or wherever he was were away from 236 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,320 him. 237 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320 That crazy. 238 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,680 Did they shoot him or did it blow up? 239 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:09,200 I thought they sent a missile small enough to kill him. 240 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,580 Yeah, but that is funny. 241 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:16,080 They waited for them to leave the balcony, but we sent a missile. 242 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,680 So that's what I mean. 243 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:18,680 It's a small missile. 244 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:24,640 I mean, I don't know if they're going to announce what the technology was or what weapons they 245 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,640 use. 246 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,640 They shouldn't. 247 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,640 They shouldn't. 248 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,640 But that's scary. 249 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaking of what they shouldn't do, they shouldn't be announcing any kind of shit like that. 250 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:37,840 You know, I mean, look, I think that the all these leakers are bad like this. 251 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,840 They really are. 252 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,360 They want the political points. 253 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,480 These leakers Obama were euthanized. 254 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,480 These leakers are bad. 255 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,920 I mean, look, I mean, look, I have no leakers. 256 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,840 This is the administration wanting to tout a win. 257 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:56,140 I mean, it was it's not like I have no problem with them doing it after the fact. 258 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,140 Right. 259 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,200 But don't tell us how you did it. 260 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:03,020 It's it's it goes into it into like like, you know, Nancy Pelosi, even though I'd love 261 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,020 to see her gone. 262 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,080 But I mean, I wouldn't want to see her gone that way. 263 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,640 You know, I'd want her to die on natural causes like, you know, me choking her. 264 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,840 I just want to get a photo out. 265 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,800 On your Deadpool list? 266 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,000 No, but still, I mean, why is the media talking about that? 267 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,720 That's just what I'm getting at. 268 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,840 People just need to shut the hell up. 269 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:20,840 You're talking about the Taiwan visit. 270 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,160 Well, yeah, the Taiwan, these people, you know, 271 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,600 and she was a little funny meme. 272 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,040 She goes, we're going to stop in Taiwan? 273 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,760 I thought they said Taiwan on. 274 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,720 I didn't realize that was what, you know. 275 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,360 That's her husband. 276 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,720 No kidding. 277 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,560 Yeah, we got to talk about that too. 278 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,920 So here's the inside story that I read on Breitbart, 279 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:45,440 which was Pelosi wanted to visit Taiwan, low key. 280 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,880 No announcement, anything. 281 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,640 No announcement. 282 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,680 That's the way it should have been. 283 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,200 That's the way it should have been. 284 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:50,720 Yeah. 285 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,560 And the Biden administration outs her. 286 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:58,120 They didn't want her to go because it was against China 287 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,600 and Biden's full on in with China. 288 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,000 Dude, unbelievable. 289 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,960 Anyway, so I heard that I read that Pelosi was not happy 290 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,560 that the Biden administration outed. 291 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,280 And then it became a pissing match. 292 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,480 I mean, China was going all out saying 293 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,680 if they were going to shoot down her plane. 294 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,840 And by the way, she's in Taiwan right now 295 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,600 unless she's already left. 296 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,640 She landed today. 297 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,880 Yeah, she's gone by now. 298 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,720 Oh, did she leave? 299 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,280 I don't know, but she arrived today. 300 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,520 I mean, I wouldn't stay there. 301 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:30,840 And we put a carrier strike group in the Strait of Taiwan. 302 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,600 And China launched some shit out there as well. 303 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,960 Yeah, they flew. 304 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,760 Apparently, they flew some MiGs or whatever 305 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,040 they called airplanes to the line. 306 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,120 There was like a line that's in the middle of the Taiwan 307 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:48,400 Strait, and they danced around the line and came back. 308 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,000 Well, this is a bunch of saber rattles. 309 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,760 This was China trying to exert their weight and their power 310 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,200 to say, let's see if they back down. 311 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,480 If they do, then we'll just keep getting a little more, 312 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,240 getting a little more. 313 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,200 They didn't back down. 314 00:11:59,200 --> 00:11:59,720 They didn't. 315 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,400 I'm actually very happy about that. 316 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,120 I didn't want her to back down. 317 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,800 I didn't want her killed or anything. 318 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,640 Like Sean said, I don't care for her shit. 319 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,920 But she's a speaker. 320 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,080 Well, and America first. 321 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,600 Right, and exactly. 322 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,400 And I agree with her 100% on this. 323 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,680 She should have gone in low key. 324 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,000 And Biden fucking tried to undermine her. 325 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,880 What is that? 326 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,880 He's such a fool. 327 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,720 Actually, I can't even blame him. 328 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,840 He's not in control. 329 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,680 But is it him or was it the administration? 330 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,400 It's the administration. 331 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,520 No, he's not in control. 332 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,840 It's the people around him are making horrible decisions. 333 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,080 Oh, God bless. 334 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,480 He's not in control. 335 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,200 He's a pre-dementia elderly man. 336 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,440 It's Barack Obama. 337 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:42,120 He's sitting in the background going, watch what he'll do. 338 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,920 Going back to earlier where we talked about where 339 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:49,080 they want to get successes, what I read about the Bin Laden 340 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:54,440 raid is that, was it Bin Laden or was it the guy before that 341 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:59,120 where they had a treasure trove of information 342 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,240 and they needed weeks and months to go through it all 343 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,440 to piece together the network so that they could plan 344 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,320 their attack on getting all of them, 345 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,520 like the mid-level guys, the lieutenants, 346 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,280 and all that kind of stuff. 347 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,240 And Obama was so eager to tell the nation 348 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,360 that they got Bin Laden that he spilled it. 349 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:27,240 And the CIA didn't have time to go through the material. 350 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,160 And those people scattered. 351 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,400 Boom. 352 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:30,920 Scattered. 353 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,560 Al Zawahiri scattered. 354 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,640 Yep. 355 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,920 All those people scattered because they asked him. 356 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,040 They begged him, is what I read. 357 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,360 Begged him to wait because they needed 358 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,560 to get through that material. 359 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,640 Oh, they picked up a ton of shit from a Bin Laden's house. 360 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,440 And yeah, no, sorry. 361 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,360 I need to tell the nation that I'm a hero. 362 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,760 They get the Nobel Peace Prize. 363 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,840 Yeah, but he wasn't because the trip failed when 364 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,560 you have a chopper go down. 365 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,280 Yeah, a stealth chopper. 366 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,240 Yeah, you had that much. 367 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,440 I mean, they had, what, a whole show about it. 368 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,800 Zero Dark Thirty. 369 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,720 Zero Dark Thirty. 370 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,720 You see that movie? 371 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,640 Good movie. 372 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,600 Not sure, but I know that they said 373 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:13,320 that there was a sort of wind tunnel, wind down thrust 374 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,080 that happened with the chopper. 375 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,680 Yeah, it slammed it into the wall, I think. 376 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,880 And it sheared off the rotor or something like that. 377 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:21,600 It crashed. 378 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,720 And they still, was that on the way out? 379 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,440 That was way in. 380 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,960 And they still got him. 381 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,920 That's huge, man. 382 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,320 The fact that they still. 383 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,120 Well, they have a contingency plan set up 384 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,760 just that they have to. 385 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,320 Prime directive, activate. 386 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,480 God bless. 387 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,600 1-30, your team gone, just like that, boom. 388 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,080 No, no, no. 389 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,160 I don't think anybody. 390 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,000 I didn't think anybody died in that crash. 391 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,920 Oh, so it was just the chopper that had failed. 392 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,280 Then they had to blow it up. 393 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,080 Then they had to blow it up. 394 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:54,840 And I guarantee they didn't blow it up in its entirety. 395 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,720 Who knows? 396 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,920 I don't know either, but I was thinking to myself, man, 397 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,440 it's got to be obliterated for them not to pick up 398 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,160 some technology out of it. 399 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:02,680 Right. 400 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,920 Which they immediately gave to the Chinese. 401 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,280 No kidding. 402 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,240 And that was in Pakistan. 403 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,160 Well, didn't we buy them from the Chinese? 404 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,520 It may have been on the way out. 405 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,920 I can't remember now. 406 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,480 I don't recall anybody dying. 407 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,080 No, no one died except Bin Laden and a couple 408 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,240 of his wives and brothers. 409 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,120 Yeah, because there was a wife that picked up an AK. 410 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,240 And they were like, no, don't do it, don't do it. 411 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,600 And they just popped down. 412 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:36,440 And he clearly had a bunch of VHS porn tapes. 413 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,080 I mean, the guy was a loser. 414 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,720 He was a total loser, man. 415 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,760 I recommend it. 416 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,920 Did you say you saw a documentary on it? 417 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,200 There's a documentary on it. 418 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,640 And they go great depth scientifically 419 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,400 of exactly what happened and the timeline. 420 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400 I want to watch that. 421 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,440 I haven't seen that. 422 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,760 It was interesting from that perspective. 423 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,520 And they said that, I believe it happened on the way out. 424 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,720 And actually, now that I say that out loud, I don't know. 425 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,880 Because I know that there was a time. 426 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,200 I think it happened on the way in. 427 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,520 They said when it happened, they were fearful 428 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,520 that the locals heard it. 429 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,120 And that they had a time constraint 430 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,400 that they needed to take care of their shit, 431 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,520 get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. 432 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:25,720 And there were CIA agents on the ground outside the building 433 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,440 that were watching everything and watching. 434 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,120 Was it in Afghanistan? 435 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:30,800 Pakistan. 436 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,520 Pakistan. 437 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,520 All right. 438 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,320 You're jumping the gun there, lady. 439 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:35,880 Yeah. 440 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,400 Podcast is not over. 441 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,080 She needs some of that magic peanut butter. 442 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,600 I need to get something. 443 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,320 I don't know. 444 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,840 Maybe the magic peanut butter would be good. 445 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,320 You should have told me. 446 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,240 I could have come back. 447 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,800 I was in Colorado. 448 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,600 I could have brought back some peanut butter treats. 449 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,480 Why don't you? 450 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,640 Is it Cameron? 451 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,880 He, I don't, yeah. 452 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,400 I haven't talked to him in a long time. 453 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,800 I have his number. 454 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,520 All right. 455 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,440 I think I'm going to call him. 456 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,840 I mean, would you mind if I bought you 457 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,000 a little thing of peanut butter? 458 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,040 I mean, for his dogs, it works fantastic. 459 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,120 Yeah, I'd give it to her right before you guys showed up. 460 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,040 Or any time someone shows up. 461 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,520 Oh, yeah. 462 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,000 For a party or something like that. 463 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,240 No, no, no. 464 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,080 It works. 465 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,040 She does good with you guys. 466 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,280 She's extremely docile. 467 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,560 Yeah, she does. 468 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,200 With the peanut butter, she's extremely docile. 469 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,640 You know, it's just like, and very happy. 470 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,360 And then she's so hungry. 471 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,240 So my brother-in-law, yeah. 472 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,880 So the story is his dog didn't do well on that drive 473 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,600 from Houston to Dallas. 474 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:49,360 So he gave him the peanut butter. 475 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,000 And probably too much. 476 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,360 Because three and a half hours later or four hours later, 477 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,560 he arrives and the dog is like out. 478 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,600 Hey, man. 479 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,760 Oh, totally. 480 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,640 Yeah, totally like, what's up? 481 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,360 What's up? 482 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:04,840 Like totally. 483 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,240 The ears are kind of sideways. 484 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,720 And then like laying down on the patio. 485 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,160 Like, whoa, dude. 486 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,040 Are those new? 487 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,240 Those lights? 488 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,920 I mean, totally out. 489 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,400 Like out there. 490 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,720 Anyway, that might work. 491 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,240 I think it might work. 492 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,520 You know, it's funny to tie in a little bit of humor 493 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:29,040 with that Joe Rogan podcast. 494 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,360 Actually, I don't know if it was Joe Rogan or not. 495 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,040 But it was the cartoon. 496 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,560 Because there was a cartoon mix of, 497 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,760 because they had Mike Tyson and he with the tiger farts. 498 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,120 And another one they had was with a Snoop Dogg. 499 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,720 And they were talking about how he's like, well, I'm not, 500 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,640 excuse me, I'm not afraid of dogs. 501 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,480 For some reason, dogs and I get along. 502 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,840 But it's different when you're hearing it 503 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,400 and you're seeing an actual podcast where he's talking. 504 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,840 And then they have the animation where 505 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,080 there's things going on that aren't actually going on. 506 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,280 You just have the voiceover. 507 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,480 Yeah, they're acting it out in the cartoon form. 508 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,160 Yeah, but it's not the actual voice. 509 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,160 So he's like, you know, I've got a way with dogs. 510 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,800 So they scan over the picture of this dog. 511 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,080 It's a Rottweiler. 512 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,040 And the Rottweiler is looking at him, yeah. 513 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,680 And he can see that a lot of his irons are all stoned. 514 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,760 And he knuckle bumps the Rottweiler. 515 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,520 Because his friend was, well, my dog would chew you up. 516 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,520 I'm afraid he's going to hurt somebody. 517 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,920 And he was, I was in the room for that dog 518 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,920 for just a short while. 519 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,600 I got the dog, I straightened out. 520 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,920 And they went to the clip, they're like, what'd you do? 521 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,600 He's like, it's our little secret. 522 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,240 And they're knuckle bumping, doing a little high five, 523 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,840 a little fisting, you know. 524 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,840 And the dog was like, well, you know, the little knuckle 525 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,360 bumping. 526 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:43,760 Fisting? 527 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,600 Yeah, not fisting. 528 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,000 Why don't you explain what fisting is? 529 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,720 Well, Sean said it. 530 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,720 You explain it. 531 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,360 I look at her, she's on the hunt. 532 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360 She's looking for popcorn? 533 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,440 No, she's waiting for Austin to show some sign 534 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,880 that he's leaving. 535 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,600 Don't show any sign that you're leaving. 536 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,480 Yeah, she kind of is. 537 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,400 But I thought it was funny as fuck, man. 538 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,200 I mean, those little cartoon things are funny on YouTube. 539 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,720 I don't know where they came from. 540 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,600 The first time I saw it was today, or this morning, 541 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,400 or sometime. 542 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,840 Maybe it was yesterday, but it was still funny. 543 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,080 It was that kind of ties it in. 544 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,120 Oh, she got a little ball. 545 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,480 We're talking about Lady Jeff's dog. 546 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,720 She's a part of the podcast. 547 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,360 You hear her basically every podcast. 548 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,960 Yeah, every podcast she goes nuts. 549 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,080 We've never talked about her. 550 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:34,000 So she's a beautiful German shepherd with some neurosis. 551 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,680 Yeah, she's got some, I don't even 552 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:40,160 know what you would call it, protective issues, anxiety. 553 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,760 She's an extreme herder. 554 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,120 She's fucking crazy. 555 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,280 She's a great dog outside of that. 556 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,800 Outside of chewing people. 557 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,160 Well, she's extremely concerned that somebody's 558 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,280 going to leave her circle. 559 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,160 And her job in life is to protect everybody 560 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:56,800 in the circle. 561 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:01,000 So if you're going to leave, she's going to nip your ankles 562 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 and let you know you ain't leaving. 563 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,680 It's strange who she adopts in that inner circle. 564 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,160 I mean, why am I in that inner circle? 565 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:14,000 You know, I mean, Jeff's own kids aren't in that circle. 566 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,400 I think it's a mass thing. 567 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,520 She thinks to herself, is that a person I could take down, 568 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,520 or are they way more than I do? 569 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,400 She doesn't do it. 570 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,040 You're out. 571 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,640 She doesn't do it. 572 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,200 So Sean, you're definitely out. 573 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,760 Well, she doesn't deal with Brandon. 574 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,000 She doesn't deal with Brandon. 575 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,080 Exactly, mass thing. 576 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,280 She yokes at Stephen. 577 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,560 I think Austin may be the only person that's lighter 578 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,480 than the dog. 579 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,560 And what about Hutto? 580 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,520 Who went after Hutto? 581 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,600 I have no idea. 582 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,680 No, I do. 583 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,200 I don't know. 584 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,040 Went after Hutto. 585 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,440 So who the hell is Hutto? 586 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,880 When the hell was he over here? 587 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,280 I don't know. 588 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,520 Is that a Star Wars character, Hutto? 589 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,120 Well, he's a big dude, is my point. 590 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,760 So I don't know if it's necessary mass. 591 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,000 It's got to do with inner circle stuff. 592 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,280 But I'm not inner circle. 593 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,480 I don't know. 594 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,560 Maybe it's an aroma. 595 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,920 Yeah, you have a stench. 596 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,160 Like pheromones. 597 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,400 I think it's a skanky stench. 598 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,680 Maybe it's sperm. 599 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,560 Why? 600 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,240 She doesn't like sperm. 601 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,400 And you have it all over you? 602 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,560 No. 603 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,480 She goes after. 604 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,320 You have like a cologne. 605 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,280 A sperm cologne. 606 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,520 I call it sperm-alize. 607 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,720 It's a llama sperm. 608 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaking of cologne, what were the colognes 609 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,880 you wore back in the day? 610 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,000 I was a big Drekhar Noir guy when I was in the clubs. 611 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,760 But that was what it was, I guess, new. 612 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,360 I don't know. 613 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,000 What was it? 614 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,840 What are you wearing? 615 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,720 Drekhar Noir. 616 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,480 And did you pick up the ladies? 617 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,320 No, but it smelled good at the time. 618 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,280 So it didn't work at all? 619 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,160 You smelled yourself and liked it? 620 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,680 I probably put way too much on. 621 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,040 And it just gagged everyone. 622 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,600 Or it mingled, because every other 19-year-old 623 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,040 had it on at the same time. 624 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,680 That was about to ask, when did you start wearing cologne? 625 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,280 It was when I was freshman, sophomore in college, probably. 626 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,520 And that's when we were becoming young men. 627 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520 Yeah. 628 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,400 No, not young men. 629 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,920 We were becoming grown-ass men. 630 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,960 And you start going to the bars, the clubs, 631 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,280 and you're trying to impress the women, and you splash it on. 632 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,800 But the big one when I was growing up was the Drekhar. 633 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,440 Yeah. 634 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,600 Well, they still make it. 635 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,800 They still make it. 636 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,920 Body fragrance is, it goes a long way. 637 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,800 I mean, it's kind of like those cigars that people smoke. 638 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,040 People like to be around some of those little smells. 639 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,440 Smells affect people. 640 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,160 And if you get the right one, and those smells. 641 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,680 But the smells have to complement your chemistry. 642 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,320 Right. 643 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,680 And I don't even know what that means. 644 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,880 But that's just what I've heard. 645 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,760 What did you use to cover your stench? 646 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,040 I don't even know. 647 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,480 It was like Brute by Fabergé. 648 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,960 By the way, Brute's mine. 649 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,000 I had the spray Brute, the blue bottle. 650 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,560 Actually, I had Polo. 651 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,680 And damn, my wife loved it. 652 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,720 I had Ralph Lauren Polo. 653 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,240 I love your smell. 654 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,760 Do you still wear it? 655 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,520 No. 656 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,960 You should surprise her and like sp- 657 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,520 I should. 658 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,440 Like go to like Kohl's and like, take a shower in it. 659 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,920 Come home and go, hey, baby. 660 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,200 We don't have video, but what were you doing there? 661 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,160 I was spraying on him. 662 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:14,880 Everywhere. 663 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,960 Like he was spraying it everywhere. 664 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,360 He did a full body spray. 665 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,080 Yeah, that was a full body spray going on there. 666 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,320 I'll tell you, some of the sprays I like now are, 667 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,680 I don't even know the name of it. 668 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,880 They were coming in a can. 669 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,080 And it's an aerosol, and it's just a body fragrance. 670 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,120 Well, how about Axe? 671 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,720 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Axe. 672 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,200 Oh, god. 673 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,520 No, that smells like middle school. 674 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,320 It smells fun. 675 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,320 But when they spray it, it's like- 676 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,360 It takes over the entire house. 677 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,080 It's a cloud. 678 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,200 Yeah, I pass out for six hours. 679 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:40,880 Six hours. 680 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,960 I wake up, and I'm like, what happened? 681 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,720 And Shelly's like, they sprayed Axe. 682 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,640 Are you OK? 683 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,880 Yeah. 684 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,080 It reminds me of middle school. 685 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,360 It's like nauseating. 686 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,480 It is. 687 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,680 It's too much. 688 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,640 I kind of like you. 689 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,560 I mean, but I don't like overdo it. 690 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:03,640 I just kind of ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch. 691 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,680 Tell you what, when I was in college, 692 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:12,360 I think I was a senior, and my guy roommate that I lived with, 693 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,600 he was dating someone. 694 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,840 And he sprayed cologne on his junk. 695 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,160 Why not? 696 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,000 Well, he did this. 697 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,840 And he said he ran to the bathroom 698 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,040 to wash it off because it burned so bad. 699 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,760 There you go. 700 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,320 Damn. 701 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,160 Yeah. 702 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,280 I use a bourbon spray. 703 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,880 There's that. 704 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,640 There's that. 705 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,560 I've never done that. 706 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,920 Don't spray it on your penis, is what he said. 707 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,800 Everybody that- 708 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,720 You guys didn't hear me. 709 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,600 Here's the deal. 710 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:41,240 Anybody that grew up in the early 80s 711 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,000 knows better to do that, because they all 712 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,120 listen to Eddie Murphy's Delirious. 713 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,080 And that was a skit on Eddie Murphy. 714 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:50,580 Fire! 715 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,560 Shoot out my dick! 716 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,800 Yeah. 717 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,480 That's what he said. 718 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,800 He was talking about something else there. 719 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,560 I know, but- 720 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,200 Like sexual- 721 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,400 Or gun, yeah. 722 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,880 Yeah, that was the sex- 723 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,560 But he was talking about washing his dick in the sink. 724 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,360 Which was hilarious. 725 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,440 I forget the skit about it. 726 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,440 Delirious, Eddie Murphy. 727 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440 But we grew up with that. 728 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,160 And it was kind of like, so he made that joke about not 729 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,400 putting cologne on your dick. 730 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,240 So I was like, huh, noted. 731 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,040 Well, my roommate did it. 732 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,840 Wow. 733 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,440 And he suffered for it. 734 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,520 So I'm thinking, so middle school 735 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,320 is when we all became concerned. 736 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,480 Like, we were worried about what the ladies would think, 737 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:27,980 right? 738 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:31,120 Like, we're getting aware of our grooming. 739 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,800 I don't think I wore deodorant until I 740 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,160 was late in high school. 741 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,160 So I just had a memory. 742 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,840 I had- 743 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,880 I'll take that back. 744 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,040 I wore Menen. 745 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:40,960 I had Right Guard. 746 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,360 By Menen. 747 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,920 I had Right Guard spray. 748 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,200 And I didn't like it. 749 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,180 Right Guard spray. 750 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:49,360 And then I had Right Guard roll-on. 751 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,400 Do you remember the roll-on? 752 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,720 Oh, the roll-ons, yeah. 753 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720 The creamy. 754 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,800 They absolutely do not have that anymore, do they? 755 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,300 No. 756 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,400 Well, the roll-ons? 757 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,680 The roll-ons still exist. 758 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,800 I have no idea. 759 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,120 I had Right Guard roll-on and Right Guard spray. 760 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,640 And- 761 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,280 Well, I remember I had the Menen speed stick for years. 762 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,320 There was Right Guard. 763 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,840 There was Old Spice. 764 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,160 You know, there was Ban. 765 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:16,960 Sure. 766 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:22,600 Then I moved to- there was a big orange can called Arid, 767 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,240 I think. 768 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,280 Arid Extra Dry? 769 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,320 Arid Extra Dry. 770 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,040 X, X. 771 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,320 X, X, X Dry. 772 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,120 Yes. 773 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:28,620 Yes. 774 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:29,440 Well, no, there's not three Xs. 775 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,760 It was a big orange can. 776 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,400 And I was in college when I was using this. 777 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,560 And I'd fill the whole room up. 778 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,360 Oh, yeah. 779 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,360 Just- 780 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,280 Dang, you're bringing out some memories. 781 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,800 So yeah, when we first started out being young men, 782 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,840 we were spraying this stuff and rolling on this stuff 783 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,280 and doing all this stuff. 784 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,000 There it is. 785 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,560 Yeah, it's speed stick, wasn't it? 786 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,560 Well, look, Arid Extra Dry. 787 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,160 Mine was a big orange can, though. 788 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:53,920 Check that out. 789 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,080 Because we did not want to sweat. 790 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,320 You didn't want to show the armpit, which is not different 791 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,840 now. 792 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,240 So what are the first ones? 793 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,280 It was actually called Ban, Dry Ban. 794 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:07,920 Dry Ban. 795 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,480 Oh, there it is. 796 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,200 Ban. 797 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,800 I remember that. 798 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,300 Yeah. 799 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,360 Had the little swoosh. 800 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,960 Yeah, there was a roll-on applicator. 801 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,240 And they also had the Airsoft course. 802 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,200 Dry ID, I remember that one, too. 803 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,080 I just remember being very different than my siblings 804 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,400 when we went to the store during the summer 805 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,560 to buy stuff for the fall, because I lived overseas. 806 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,640 And I told my mom, I want right guard roll-on. 807 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,480 And they were like, what? 808 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,040 I mean, we're all very particular about the way 809 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,160 we want to smell and what we think 810 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:44,720 works best for our pits, our pit management. 811 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,320 Yeah, so do you guys wear cologne today? 812 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:48,840 No. 813 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,240 Exceptional rarely. 814 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,240 Yeah, I don't either. 815 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,840 As a matter of fact, I made a joke the other day. 816 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,640 I was like, honey, I'm putting on cologne. 817 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,840 But it was really just a joke. 818 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,520 Because every now and then, again, 819 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,680 if I'm at Kohl's and my wife's over there shopping, 820 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,360 and I'll end up in the men's cologne section or something, 821 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,080 I pick something up and go, and I get in the car. 822 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,040 And my wife's like, what the hell did you just put on? 823 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,720 Like, not a favorable response. 824 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:14,280 My dad wore Lagersfeld. 825 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,040 And I don't know if you know what that is, 826 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,120 but it's a cologne, Lagersfeld. 827 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,400 And so every time I smell a Lagersfeld, 828 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,840 it sounds like a beard, doesn't it? 829 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,160 It totally does. 830 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,280 I was thinking like a Jägermeister, 831 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,960 kind of like a Likur or something. 832 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,920 Likur. 833 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,880 Likur. 834 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,920 Yeah, Lagersfeld. 835 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:33,800 I know what you're talking about. 836 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,960 Lagersfeld. 837 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,680 Anyway, so you, when you smelled it, 838 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,240 you thought of your father. 839 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,120 Think of your youth. 840 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,120 Well, just kind of, you know, that's when my dad wore. 841 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,280 So his whole bathroom smelled like that. 842 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,400 He had a whole collection that came from Karl Lagersfeld. 843 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,440 Yeah, my dad, he didn't wear cologne. 844 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,480 My dad didn't either. 845 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,000 I think the only thing I remember smelling 846 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,560 was the shaving cream. 847 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,000 Yeah, he had the shaving cream, the Barbasol. 848 00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,320 Yeah. 849 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,400 And then he also got the kind where 850 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,880 you had the brush in the bowl and stuff like that. 851 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,400 How many people still do that? 852 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,080 What's up with the brush in the bowl? 853 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,240 Because I would love the brush in the bowl. 854 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:09,920 You could buy them. 855 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,280 I thought about getting them. 856 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,960 You absolutely can. 857 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,040 My father-in-law lives by it. 858 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,560 Downstairs, I bought some shit. 859 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,880 Putting it on with your hands and kind of rubbing it, 860 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,040 and then put it on. 861 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,440 Hold on, so you still shave with a straight razor? 862 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,920 I use a straight razor, yeah. 863 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,000 With shaving cream? 864 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,160 Well, yeah, shaving cream or gel. 865 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,480 Well, I use a straight razor, the kind that's 866 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,320 where you flip out just the razor. 867 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,920 It's not like a gelette. 868 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,880 Like a gelette. 869 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,640 You use a safety razor or like a gelette? 870 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,800 I have a single razor, double-sided, 871 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:50,840 that screws into a little razor thing. 872 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,400 What timeout? 873 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,720 You said safety razor or gelette. 874 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,520 I thought gelette is a safety razor. 875 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,840 Gelette is a brand. 876 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,360 OK, OK. 877 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360 We're on the same page. 878 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:05,560 Yeah, I mean, who in their right mind would use like a raw blade? 879 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,040 Like in the 1800s or something. 880 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,400 The barbers, they got the big leather strap. 881 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,560 Well, barbers use a razor. 882 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,320 What the? 883 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,520 A straight edge right now. 884 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,160 In fact. 885 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:13,840 No, they don't. 886 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,800 Yes, they do. 887 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:19,720 Because I had a haircut done within the last five years ago. 888 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,000 And it's funny, because it was raped by a filter at the coffee 889 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,280 shop at downtown McKinney. 890 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,080 It was a barber shop. 891 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,040 And this dude, there was like three Mexican dudes 892 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:28,960 at work there. 893 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,560 And that's all they do. 894 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,800 That's their thing. 895 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,600 And they own it. 896 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,320 And they're not related, but whatever. 897 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,320 So I go over there, and I get a haircut, 898 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,440 because I'm going to pinch. 899 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,680 You know, everyone has their own preferred hairstyle. 900 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,840 And that's very particular. 901 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,360 So I mean, I had to get a haircut. 902 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,000 I had something in the vent I had to go to. 903 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,280 I was like, fine, fuck it, I'll go. 904 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,760 Damn, that's bold. 905 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,520 Oh, yeah, well, I was living life on this. 906 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,720 So I was like, whatever. 907 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,840 I went in there and had a fantastic haircut. 908 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,320 Nice. 909 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,400 And he used a straight razor on me. 910 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,440 Were you nervous? 911 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,120 No. 912 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,480 Like literally, on your neck. 913 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,600 Like when you're by the jugular? 914 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,120 Exactly. 915 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,440 He was all, he was tore it all up. 916 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,520 And when he was done, I told him, I was like, dude, 917 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,920 that's the first time a Mexicans ever pulled a knife on me. 918 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,160 Ha ha ha, I bet you did. 919 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,080 I bet you said that. 920 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:17,600 I did. 921 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,520 Did he leave cuts or anything? 922 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,120 Was he offended and asked you to leave? 923 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:27,200 It was the cleanest shave I've had in such a long time. 924 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,040 I would imagine it'd be a cut. 925 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,800 They did it right. 926 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,440 You know, they had the steam towels. 927 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,360 They did everything. 928 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:37,320 They had the ointments and the lubricants and the tinctures. 929 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,560 That's like a lost art. 930 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,480 It is. 931 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,520 Did he have a big leather strip? 932 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,000 Yeah, you know, I don't recall if he did. 933 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,920 But whatever the razor he did, it 934 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,720 would warrant a big old leather strap because it was good. 935 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,120 He was good. 936 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,120 Did he shear off the mole you have right there? 937 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:55,480 No. 938 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,000 He worked his way right around it. 939 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,880 Because I tell you what, the mole I have 940 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,520 is a parking hazard when it comes to a lot of these. 941 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,440 What mole are you talking about? 942 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,920 I got a mole on my right cheek here. 943 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,080 Oh, yeah. 944 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,280 I think it's his twin. 945 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,040 You know, my wife had mentioned that I 946 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,160 should have that removed. 947 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,160 And it's not very expensive. 948 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,160 Is that accurate? 949 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,600 Yeah, my wife had several moles moved. 950 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,360 Huh, I've had this mole forever. 951 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,240 Take it off. 952 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,200 It's kind of part of me. 953 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,680 I don't know. 954 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,600 It's your friend. 955 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,920 Well, not so much of that. 956 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,080 But it's just part of Sean. 957 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,080 Well, take it off. 958 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,360 Just think you never have to deal with it again. 959 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,240 What do you think? 960 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240 Should I get rid of the mole? 961 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,120 Kind of endearing. 962 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,120 Is it part of me? 963 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,720 I mean, if it were more convex, it would stick out more. 964 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,440 And it was kind of like one of those witch kind of moles. 965 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,360 It's kind of like, oh, god. 966 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,400 That's kind of different. 967 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,800 Yeah. 968 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,360 But I don't know. 969 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,920 Like the growth on your anus. 970 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,320 But is this offensive? 971 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,400 Is the mole defensive? 972 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,560 I mean, we look at it, you're kind of like. 973 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,560 It's very distracting. 974 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,480 Let me see it. 975 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,000 Let me see it. 976 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,840 Oh, my god. 977 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,360 I can't look. 978 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:56,960 Oh, fuck. 979 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,040 Let me tear my eyes away. 980 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,120 It's all like the surface of the moon or something. 981 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,640 Yeah, it's like a facial train wreck. 982 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,000 All right, I'll give it removed. 983 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,680 No, but what you do is. 984 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,360 Whatever. 985 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,480 Not once have I ever even noticed it. 986 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,760 Why would you get it removed? 987 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,080 Well, I don't know. 988 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,880 It's also something that could turn into cancer pretty easy. 989 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,720 OK, well, that's an epidemiologist. 990 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,360 Dermatologist. 991 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,080 Should look at that. 992 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,960 Well, no, a dermatologist will take it off for you. 993 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,280 I've had dermatologists take a look at it, 994 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280 and they say it's fine. 995 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,400 However, I don't give a shit if I take it off or not. 996 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,320 It doesn't bother me. 997 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,240 It doesn't bother you that it don't deal with it. 998 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,720 But at the same time, the only time it really does bother me 999 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:41,840 is actually because is when I shave. 1000 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,680 And I have to be because really, I can shave pretty quick. 1001 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,520 But it's a process. 1002 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,920 And if I had that bowl and brush that they were talking about 1003 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,120 where I can whip up a batch of painting pudding 1004 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,320 and put it all over me like that. 1005 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,080 You can do that. 1006 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,440 What are you talking about if you could? 1007 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,480 Nice froth. 1008 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,320 Target sells them. 1009 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,160 Amazon sells them. 1010 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,000 Walmart has them. 1011 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,520 Oh, man. 1012 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,760 I got a little bowl. 1013 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,880 There's also online shaving clubs. 1014 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,400 Oh, yeah. 1015 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,240 There's all kinds of shit you can do. 1016 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,200 Oh, there's a million things you can do. 1017 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:06,720 Wow. 1018 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,320 I think I'm just going to like this. 1019 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,040 And then you can just slice that thing right off 1020 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:09,560 and bleed it out. 1021 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,400 Yeah, do it yourself. 1022 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,560 Dude, I have sliced it off by accident. 1023 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,400 I mean, there was a time I sliced that motherfucker off so bad, 1024 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,960 I was thinking, it's never coming back. 1025 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,520 It came back. 1026 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,280 It came back. 1027 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,960 Right, blood like a bitch, too, didn't it? 1028 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,400 Oh, that's the worst part about it, 1029 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,000 is that bleeds forever. 1030 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,760 It has blood for days before, afterwards. 1031 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:33,200 Typically, it's a couple hours, but it has blood for days. 1032 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:38,400 Like the one I cut the shit out of it, ladies getting all upset, 1033 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,640 all up in the arm right now. 1034 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,240 Did you get a blood transfusion? 1035 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,120 What, over my cut? 1036 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,720 A mole? 1037 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,240 Yeah. 1038 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,000 No. 1039 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,040 Oh, you're bleeding mole. 1040 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,880 No, it was one of those bleeds where it bleeds just enough. 1041 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,320 That used to be on the podcast description. 1042 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,800 Just enough to look gross, just enough to get on your shirt, 1043 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,160 just enough to piss everything, the whole program off, 1044 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,600 where your face is bleeding. 1045 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,800 Thanks. 1046 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,320 I get it. 1047 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,040 Thanks. 1048 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,400 Dabble, dabble, dry it off, dry it off, dry it off. 1049 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:08,960 Not me. 1050 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,400 I use electric razors. 1051 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,760 Are you Braun? 1052 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,440 I do both. 1053 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,120 No, I tried Norelco. 1054 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,200 I cannot use anything electric. 1055 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,440 Have you tried Braun? 1056 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,920 Braun's a step up. 1057 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,720 It really is. 1058 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,080 I've used a lot of different brands before, 1059 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,680 and the electric razors leave rashes. 1060 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,080 They can. 1061 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,720 They can. 1062 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:34,400 So I am one of those habitual offenders of letting 1063 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,040 the foil go way too long. 1064 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,000 You know what I mean? 1065 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,320 You're supposed to replace it like every six months. 1066 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,000 And it's cheap. 1067 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,800 On Amazon, boom, next day, new foil, boom, boom, boom. 1068 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,480 And I have a nice Braun. 1069 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,000 It's not cheap. 1070 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,680 Yeah, I spared no expense. 1071 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,320 Is it the kind that like just affects itself? 1072 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,120 Yeah, no, it does. 1073 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,680 But I didn't deal with all that shit. 1074 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,240 You can just put it under the sink, 1075 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,360 and I don't even do that. 1076 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,840 I mean, it's really nice. 1077 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,840 Anyway, I let it go way too long, right? 1078 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,400 And if you travel and you put it in your little bag, 1079 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,120 and you don't put the little safety, not the safety thing, 1080 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,200 but the plastic cover over it, well, 1081 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,880 the foil can get damaged, right? 1082 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,360 I come back from Colorado, and I just 1083 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,760 throw it in the thing to charge it and pull it out, 1084 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,520 and I'm going, brrr. 1085 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,040 I'm just doing my thing. 1086 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,000 And the next thing I know, I'm like, fuck, ow, that hurt. 1087 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,680 I'm looking up. 1088 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,400 I'm bleeding. 1089 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,280 I am bleeding from two different places. 1090 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,360 Oh, the foil had broke. 1091 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,120 And I'm looking at the foil, and there's gaps on both sides. 1092 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,840 It had totally gotten damaged. 1093 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,560 And I'm like, oh my god. 1094 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,560 You know what I mean? 1095 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,760 So then I couldn't. 1096 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,240 You should sue for $25 million. 1097 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,960 I sued for $23, and we'll see how it goes. 1098 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,800 No, but I mean, crazy, right? 1099 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:52,400 And so, I mean, for a week, I had lines on my face 1100 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,480 from the foil cuts. 1101 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,440 I mean, it happens so quick, right? 1102 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:57,920 You have it. 1103 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,280 You just go, go, go, go, go, do your thing, right? 1104 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,280 So you're a proponent of the electric razor. 1105 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,360 It's convenient. 1106 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,000 It's super. 1107 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,200 But yeah, so look at some of the bronze shavings, man. 1108 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,600 Does it get it close, though? 1109 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,480 It's really, if you get a brand new foil, 1110 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,760 like I bought it off Amazon, boom, a couple days, man. 1111 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,920 So what is close? 1112 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,000 I mean, is it ever getting as close? 1113 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,200 Of course not. 1114 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,040 I mean, I don't know. 1115 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,080 A straight razor? 1116 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:24,800 No. 1117 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,840 Probably not. 1118 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,160 Or even even a safety razor, right? 1119 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,160 Those are always a notch closer. 1120 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,360 But do you need it that close? 1121 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,320 And then I would bleed. 1122 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,080 I don't know. 1123 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,720 Even with the safety razors, when I was in high school, 1124 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,960 I would bleed constantly. 1125 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,720 I've never used a safety razor. 1126 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,720 My dad grew up using that, but we 1127 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,400 went to the disposables. 1128 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,520 That was when it was still a single razor, 1129 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,560 on the cartridges. 1130 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,960 Those would cut the shit out. 1131 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,000 The problem I have, oh, sorry. 1132 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 I was going to say, that's where it started out, 1133 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,880 is I always had the disposable ones. 1134 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,560 You could still buy them, the little Bix, 1135 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,760 or whatever they're called. 1136 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,680 With the little yellow handle. 1137 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,680 The little yellow handle. 1138 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,200 It's like one single blade. 1139 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,200 And you use it. 1140 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,000 It just takes off a layer of skin with your beard. 1141 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,640 Now they're actually used for hijacking airplanes. 1142 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,320 So my experience with the whole shaving program is, 1143 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,440 I've used all types. 1144 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,840 I've used the Gillette, the Mach 3, the Mach 10. 1145 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,320 I don't know where the fuck is that now. 1146 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,200 It's too expensive. 1147 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,440 I know exactly what you're talking about. 1148 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,000 Those blades, they actually work fantastic. 1149 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,160 However, they only last for a certain amount of time. 1150 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,080 So they get dull, and you've got to buy new ones. 1151 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,080 Well, that's why when it comes in a five pack. 1152 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,000 Know what I mean? 1153 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Well, I want five pack. 1154 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,840 But that's the problem. 1155 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,760 The five pack goes out. 1156 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,720 You've got to go buy another one for $100. 1157 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:46,760 But guess what? 1158 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,240 You also don't replace it when you should. 1159 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:54,120 You overuse the one that you have, and it's not as good, 1160 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,120 and then it cuts you. 1161 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,160 And then you're just like, god, it's the last time. 1162 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,120 And then you realize, oh, shit. 1163 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,520 It's time to replace it. 1164 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,320 I'll share with you. 1165 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,200 The difference is that the safety razor, 1166 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,880 I called it always a straight razor. 1167 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,200 The safety razor that I use, I can 1168 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,160 use that blade for an extended period of time. 1169 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,920 Right. 1170 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,240 An extended period of time. 1171 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,440 The three blade thing. 1172 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:17,960 One. 1173 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:18,880 It's a single blade. 1174 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,680 Oh, oh. 1175 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,680 Yeah, it's one. 1176 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,600 It's essentially a razor blade. 1177 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,320 The box cutter. 1178 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:23,840 Yeah. 1179 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,040 Yeah, I mean, I could use that for any. 1180 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:33,600 And the thing about it is the guy from Pawn Stars. 1181 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,960 Pawn Stars. 1182 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,760 The bald guy? 1183 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,280 Yeah. 1184 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,120 He endorsed it. 1185 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,720 In fact, I think it's even his razor. 1186 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,720 He was like, dude, man, I use that same razor. 1187 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,360 I've used. 1188 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,600 He was like, I've used that same razor, excuse me, 1189 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,840 for a couple of years. 1190 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,240 Because he resharpens his razors. 1191 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,880 Well, and they have ones where you can swap out the razor 1192 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,480 blade, right? 1193 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:53,960 I don't. 1194 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,280 I just go buy another razor. 1195 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,960 But I'm telling you, I use one razor every two or three months. 1196 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,640 Damn. 1197 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,120 Yeah, but how often do you shave? 1198 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,040 Well, you. 1199 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,600 Because you get kind of. 1200 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,560 Yeah, that's true, too. 1201 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,960 Grizzly there for a while. 1202 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,680 I don't shave every week. 1203 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,160 I don't. 1204 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,480 So when it gets long like that, do 1205 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,280 you have to use an electric one to get it short 1206 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,440 before you use your straight razor? 1207 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,320 That's what I do. 1208 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,160 No. 1209 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,600 I use the beard trimmer. 1210 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,120 Yeah. 1211 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:19,600 I don't. 1212 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,720 When I go three or four days, I use the beard trimmer 1213 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,840 to get it down. 1214 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,720 But you know what? 1215 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,440 You know what's interesting, though? 1216 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,720 When I do the beard trimmer, it makes the shave itself much 1217 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,840 closer. 1218 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,200 Like in other words, I could fight through it. 1219 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:34,640 You know what I'm saying? 1220 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,440 I could fight through it, and it would snag, 1221 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,440 and hurt a little bit. 1222 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,080 And jam up. 1223 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,440 Yeah, and jam up a little bit. 1224 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,680 But when I do it with the beard trimmer, 1225 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,200 and then I do it with the shaver, 1226 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,320 it's way closer than if I fight through it. 1227 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:48,820 Right. 1228 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:50,080 And I don't understand that. 1229 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,040 I've got a good, nice, big bush growing. 1230 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,480 I can't use a straight one on there, 1231 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,000 but I'll tell you, it's a challenge 1232 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,080 because there's a lot of redundancy, 1233 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,000 because you've got to go over and over and over. 1234 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,520 I know. 1235 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,120 It's a multiple. 1236 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,600 And you miss it. 1237 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,280 And it's one. 1238 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,280 So you've got to stop. 1239 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,480 You've got to clean off the razor, rinse it, 1240 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,080 and just keep doing it a couple of times. 1241 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,080 That's what I said, you should use an electric one 1242 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,760 over at first, and then your straight razor. 1243 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,260 Yeah. 1244 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:14,880 Interesting. 1245 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,920 Or your safety razor. 1246 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,640 That's what I do. 1247 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,160 I shave twice a week. 1248 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:19,800 Yeah. 1249 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,320 Yeah. 1250 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,600 Yeah, I used to be every day. 1251 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,720 You know what's funny, though? 1252 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,280 I'm thankful with my job. 1253 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,200 I don't need to. 1254 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,280 I mean, even tomorrow, I've got to go and do my job. 1255 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,200 And let me see what I look right now. 1256 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,160 I mean, I like shit. 1257 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:34,800 I'm sorry. 1258 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,960 That's not what you meant. 1259 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,160 That's not what I meant. 1260 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,200 I mean, I don't look fucking horrible. 1261 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,880 We've got this big ass mole. 1262 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,380 Yeah. 1263 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:45,600 And it's bleeding. 1264 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,920 It's bleeding. 1265 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,760 Now, my point is that you can have a shadow or a little 1266 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,440 stubble. 1267 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,360 And nobody really gives a fuck about that. 1268 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,360 If you're going out in the field, who gives a shit? 1269 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,640 Yeah. 1270 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,920 So I can get away with that. 1271 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,640 I mean, Jeff, two times a week, yeah, I mean, 1272 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,640 that's a preference. 1273 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,320 I mean, if I had Jeff's job, that wouldn't be happening. 1274 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,040 I mean, at all. 1275 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,720 If I was Jeff's job, I'd look like fucking Santa Claus. 1276 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,480 I got you. 1277 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,520 Because if you don't have to shave, 1278 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,920 I'd be like, I'm not doing it. 1279 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,320 The only time I shave is when I get so frustrated with it, 1280 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,240 because sometimes it becomes way too cumbersome. 1281 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,720 Yeah, it starts to hurt. 1282 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,520 Yeah, that is just kind of, ooh. 1283 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,320 Yes, it literally starts to hurt. 1284 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,480 I've had the beard, and I didn't like it. 1285 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,520 Yeah, when I was in Cancun in Colorado, 1286 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,320 and I let it grow out for two weeks. 1287 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,400 In Colorado for two weeks. 1288 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:45,000 When I was jet setting all over the world in Taylor Swift's 1289 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,400 private jet, she loaned it out to me. 1290 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,640 Dudes like us, partying on fly. 1291 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:54,440 No, but seriously, that was the longest I've gone in probably 1292 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,760 a decade plus of just growth. 1293 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,880 It started to itch and hurt. 1294 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:00,760 Yeah, it does. 1295 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,800 That's why I could never. 1296 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,800 You got to use moisturizers. 1297 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,720 It'd dry out, yes. 1298 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,080 It would dry out. 1299 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,320 Once you use moisturizers, it becomes way more manageable. 1300 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,520 I've tried that. 1301 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,640 So you live with your foot lotion? 1302 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,360 Honestly, they have specific oil, beard oils, and beard 1303 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,200 lotions that you use. 1304 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,160 Yeah, you could do that, but. 1305 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,480 You just don't use Vaseline. 1306 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,120 No, you don't use Vaseline. 1307 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,320 Like motor oil? 1308 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,960 You can actually use hair conditioner on your beard. 1309 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,320 Well, you have to wash it, right? 1310 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:30,840 It's hair oil. 1311 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,480 Yeah, you get it. 1312 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,000 You have to wash it and condition it. 1313 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,600 It still dries out. 1314 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,880 Well, like I said, you use a little conditioner. 1315 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,560 And I'll tell you one thing. 1316 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,320 I wish I had known that. 1317 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,760 Maybe I would have gotten longer. 1318 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,240 What is the hand lotion I use? 1319 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:43,560 That Aquafina. 1320 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,480 Vaseline? 1321 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,640 Well, it's very close to Vaseline. 1322 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,920 That saved your hands. 1323 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,640 It did. 1324 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,880 And then I took some vitamins, and the shit went away. 1325 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,120 Imagine that. 1326 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,720 But the Aquafina stuff, I would take just a small amount 1327 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,400 of my hand, and I'd palm it together, 1328 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:04,400 and I would rub it deep into the beard or the middle cheek. 1329 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,320 Your jowls? 1330 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,120 Jowls, yeah. 1331 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,920 And the nether region. 1332 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,520 Well, we're talking about the beard. 1333 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,920 Oh, my bad. 1334 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,600 So another? 1335 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,440 Yeah, that's my bad. 1336 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,480 I keep going there. 1337 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,360 I don't really do. 1338 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,880 Well, I mean, I don't typically. 1339 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,120 I shave down there like once or twice a year. 1340 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,960 I have to shave my chest. 1341 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,840 Whoa, are we talking about personal grooming? 1342 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,880 No, I shave my chest. 1343 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,080 I shave it down. 1344 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,120 I have to use the clippers, and I get it down 1345 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,280 to about a two or three a couple times a year. 1346 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:35,880 I have to. 1347 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,320 Julie has to, because it gets long, and it's like, fuck, man. 1348 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,320 You like, I'm kind of like Joe Biden. 1349 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,800 I'm like, I get in the pool, and all the colored kids 1350 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,280 would play with my hair. 1351 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,920 I'm sorry. 1352 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,000 All the kids would play with my colored hair, 1353 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,040 and it would go to the left and the right. 1354 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,120 Did you use a hedge trimmer? 1355 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:56,800 No. 1356 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,840 You use clippers, because. 1357 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,880 When you say clippers, what does that mean? 1358 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,680 The hair clippers. 1359 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,040 Wall hair clippers. 1360 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,440 Yeah. 1361 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,160 And the older you get, your hair turns gray. 1362 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,240 Did he say colored kids? 1363 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,480 And then it goes all over the place. 1364 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,680 Did he say colored kids? 1365 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,200 No. 1366 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:13,720 You did. 1367 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,200 You did. 1368 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,520 I know I did, but he insinuated there 1369 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,160 were black kids in the pool. 1370 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,360 No, not when he did not do that, I don't believe. 1371 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,160 I think he did. 1372 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,480 But the gray hairs, they poked out of the shirt, 1373 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,800 you could look over the shirt. 1374 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,160 Biden colored kids pool. 1375 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,520 I'm trying to get past that. 1376 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,400 Yes, I know. 1377 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:29,920 I know. 1378 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,760 Why did I say that? 1379 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,260 Yeah. 1380 00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:33,840 OK, so you use hedge trimmers? 1381 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,800 Hedge trimmers, yes. 1382 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,000 Hedge trimmers. 1383 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,040 And it's something that you have to do once those hairs turn 1384 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,000 gray, man. 1385 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,040 They're fucking wild. 1386 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:42,540 I know. 1387 00:46:42,540 --> 00:46:43,440 They go everywhere. 1388 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,200 And you know what? 1389 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,520 And not only on your chest and other, but on the sideburns. 1390 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,000 They stick straight out. 1391 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,680 No, my eyebrows. 1392 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,960 So I have one. 1393 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,640 I have one white hair on my right eyebrow. 1394 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,480 And I wait for it, and I pluck it. 1395 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,840 I call him Larry Hagman. 1396 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,520 You ever see his eyebrows near the end when he was alive? 1397 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,960 His eyebrows were crazy. 1398 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,760 White. 1399 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:11,960 Yeah, why not trim that? 1400 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:12,920 Keep it nice and short. 1401 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,680 My wife does. 1402 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,400 She goes, you have a Hagman. 1403 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,040 She'll go up there and pluck it out. 1404 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,120 You have a Hagman. 1405 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:23,040 So those, I get bothered most on my sideburns, 1406 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,700 because they stick straight out, and they just drive me nuts. 1407 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:28,000 And then I sit there with the trimmer, 1408 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,160 and I try to get close without damaging my whole sideburn. 1409 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,840 Weren't you giving him shit the other day, 1410 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,440 because his sideburns were real puffy? 1411 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,040 Oh my god. 1412 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,800 I meant to tell you a million times. 1413 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,560 It drove me crazy. 1414 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,200 Honestly, it drove me crazy too, but I can't see them. 1415 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,120 The top of your head was perfectly uniform, 1416 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,800 and then your sideburns were like, poof. 1417 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,080 They're like two inches thick. 1418 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,960 I literally wanted to like. 1419 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,400 Had these pork chops on the side. 1420 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,720 I literally wanted to grab a shaver and fix them. 1421 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:55,920 That was just the other night. 1422 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,080 Thanks for the. 1423 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:57,760 Well, there we go. 1424 00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,840 Joe Biden tells the story. 1425 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,000 Who just blasted her ass? 1426 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,520 Well, hold on. 1427 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,680 Joe Biden talking about kids. 1428 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,160 Not of a shot. 1429 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:03,960 Sean just farted. 1430 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:04,520 He did. 1431 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,440 He lifted his leg. 1432 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,400 That was a little toot. 1433 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,040 He did the old man lean again. 1434 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,400 He really did. 1435 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,440 So well, let's hope we get a little video. 1436 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,800 There we go. 1437 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,360 Well, why, we're not back on the day here. 1438 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,160 Oh, they took it down. 1439 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:19,680 By the way. 1440 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,920 See, there's so much BS. 1441 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,400 We don't give a crap what Joe Biden says or does, 1442 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,360 unless he falls off a bike and then we all laugh. 1443 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,240 Have you heard that's a viral thing now? 1444 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,640 People are doing the Biden fall. 1445 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,160 Yeah. 1446 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,600 Yep. 1447 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,280 And the place where he did it is like. 1448 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,680 I told you that last podcast was enshrined like what? 1449 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,720 Brandon Falls. 1450 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:41,600 Brandon Falls. 1451 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,760 That was it. 1452 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,280 Yes. 1453 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,040 Google Maps. 1454 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,840 Or it's not anymore. 1455 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,080 It was for a short time. 1456 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,440 No, but I didn't realize that it was also a viral people 1457 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,120 recreate. 1458 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:50,960 Oh, yeah, they were. 1459 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,680 Same spot. 1460 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,200 Yes. 1461 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:52,960 Yes. 1462 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:53,560 Yes. 1463 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,400 That was funny. 1464 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,920 Greatness. 1465 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,000 I have not seen that. 1466 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,840 That's our president. 1467 00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,720 So there's people. 1468 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,480 Dude, he's not our president. 1469 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,000 Well, he cheated, but that is our president. 1470 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,040 It is our president. 1471 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,400 I don't want to be like them. 1472 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,640 Me neither. 1473 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,800 I can't wait for Kamala to be president. 1474 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,960 It's so painful, though, man. 1475 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,680 I mean, how much longer do we have? 1476 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,560 I was hoping time would fly by faster. 1477 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,160 Two and a half years. 1478 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160 Fuck. 1479 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:16,680 Really? 1480 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,720 Yeah. 1481 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,760 That's really, really the case. 1482 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,560 You'll be mid-50s by the time he's out. 1483 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,960 Do you think he'll run again or no? 1484 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,400 No, he will not. 1485 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,680 I think it's all dependent on the midterms. 1486 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,280 It's impossible for him to win. 1487 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,840 So I think he'll announce shortly after the midterms 1488 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,440 if he's going to run or not. 1489 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,240 So if he's completely blown, if the Democrats are blown out 1490 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:43,320 in November, I think within the next six months, 1491 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,600 because you're going to have to announce soon after that. 1492 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,120 Yeah. 1493 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,160 Because all that campaigning starts up a year and a half. 1494 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,320 He's not up for it. 1495 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,360 He wasn't up for it. 1496 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,520 OK, get this. 1497 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,880 When he, quote, won, he didn't campaign. 1498 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:58,880 He was in his basement. 1499 00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,960 He was in his basement. 1500 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,480 He did not campaign. 1501 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,840 And yet he got the most votes in history. 1502 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,600 Yeah, it's highly suspect and highly unlikely. 1503 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,800 So he won't. 1504 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,800 He can't campaign. 1505 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,680 And he can't get away with being in his basement. 1506 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,080 That's the point I'm trying to make. 1507 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,000 They want that monkey box. 1508 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,080 They want some sort of reason. 1509 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,880 They're concocting it as we talk right now, 1510 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,640 of ways in which they could do it. 1511 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,680 I mean, look, the bottom line is that if they get the, 1512 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:33,280 if they have their hands on the voting devices, 1513 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,600 it doesn't matter. 1514 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,320 And the mules. 1515 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,440 Going to drop boxes. 1516 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,160 But it just doesn't matter, because they just 1517 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,320 change the numbers. 1518 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,400 I know it. 1519 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,720 They just change it. 1520 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,040 I mean, flat out change it. 1521 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,440 Hopefully, there's a little more scrutiny on this one 1522 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,960 than there was on this last one. 1523 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,600 So let's talk about this. 1524 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,280 So here we go. 1525 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,160 Let's say this fall is the red wave 1526 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,200 that everybody's talking about. 1527 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,400 And they sweep in, and they take the House and the Senate, 1528 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:06,160 and then Biden continues on with misery, horrible, horrible 1529 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,800 performance, more bad economy, all sorts of shit happening. 1530 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,160 And we go into that presidential election. 1531 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:19,560 And let's say he does run again. 1532 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,440 And it's the same kind of thing. 1533 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,160 Everybody's angry. 1534 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,240 And you know what I'm saying? 1535 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,560 You following me here? 1536 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,720 Let's say the same scenario happened again, 1537 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,800 where they paused the night before. 1538 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,120 Yeah, but there's more. 1539 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,480 There's stories of angry people. 1540 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,080 And when I say angry, there's stories 1541 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,640 of people that are working for the voting purpose or function. 1542 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,200 And because they represent the right, 1543 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,000 they're not allowed to be in the room. 1544 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,520 That's right. 1545 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,000 Observers. 1546 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,680 And it's just like they have a job to do. 1547 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,680 And they're not allowed. 1548 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,320 That's what happened in the last election. 1549 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,360 So let's say the exact same scenario happens again. 1550 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,400 What gives? 1551 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,520 Is the nation going to stand for that? 1552 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,520 I would have the- 1553 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,680 What happens? 1554 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,800 Walk through what happens. 1555 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,080 I have no idea what would happen. 1556 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,760 Start killing people. 1557 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,680 We already saw the January 6th. 1558 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,160 What's the latest on that? 1559 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:16,960 Nothing. 1560 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,680 People are still in jail. 1561 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,800 It was a joke to begin with. 1562 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,120 No, the hearings. 1563 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,880 Right, that's what I'm talking about. 1564 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,080 It's a complete joke. 1565 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:24,960 And what's her name? 1566 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,080 I can't wait for- 1567 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,480 Liz. 1568 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,160 Liz Cheney? 1569 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,160 She's so upside down in her state. 1570 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,800 Did you see the Fox footage where 1571 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,000 they interviewed a bunch of Wisconsinians or Wisconsinians 1572 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,640 or wherever she's from? 1573 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,000 Wyoming or wherever she's from? 1574 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,840 Kevin Costner joined on the whole Liz Cheney wagon. 1575 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,280 He walked around with like, I support Liz Cheney. 1576 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:50,480 The only people supporting her are rich people from California. 1577 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:51,360 Why? 1578 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,920 Because she's- 1579 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,600 She stood up to- 1580 00:52:55,600 --> 00:53:00,360 Yeah, she's a Republican who stood up to Trump. 1581 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:00,880 Whatever. 1582 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,880 It's such a joke. 1583 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,360 Really? 1584 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,040 Kevin Costner? 1585 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,040 She's down one double. 1586 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,680 She's down, yes. 1587 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,800 It sucks because I like Kevin Costner. 1588 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,000 Now I'm like, well, not so much anymore. 1589 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,720 The saddest thing is he's just a fool like the rest of them. 1590 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,840 He's a fool. 1591 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,160 Well, I always knew that these are- 1592 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,880 How are they not intelligent? 1593 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,840 Again, we've had a discussion on the Hollywood types 1594 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,280 and the music. 1595 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,120 Do we just stop watching all of this stuff 1596 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,040 or do we just say whatever? 1597 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,680 Well, yeah, we do. 1598 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,080 You got to make a stand. 1599 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:33,200 And it's just like, I mean, it sucks to have to think about. 1600 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,200 I mean, look, for example. 1601 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,320 I mean, no, you don't. 1602 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,720 Like Barbra Streisand? 1603 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,320 You don't. 1604 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,400 She's got beautiful music. 1605 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,000 I can't give her up. 1606 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,400 Yeah, look, I can't stand her. 1607 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,200 She's a piece of shit, but she's got beautiful music. 1608 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:46,920 I can't. 1609 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,760 Michael Jackson. 1610 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,680 Like Meryl Streep? 1611 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,640 Staring to the abyss of little boys' butts all the time. 1612 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,360 But you know what? 1613 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,280 I love his music. 1614 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,040 I'll give up Meryl Streep. 1615 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,600 Michael Jackson with the boy butt lover. 1616 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,360 I get it. 1617 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,680 Yeah, that wasn't political. 1618 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,360 That was just a- 1619 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:04,000 But still, it's the acceptance of people 1620 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,400 that are stars, people of popularity, 1621 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,360 that you let go of all the negative things 1622 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,920 that they've done simply because of the merit of what 1623 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,960 they've accomplished. 1624 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,440 Negative. 1625 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,040 All he was was minor attracted. 1626 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,600 Pardon? 1627 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,440 What was it? 1628 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,920 Michael Jackson was minor attracted. 1629 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,520 Minor? 1630 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,440 What was the term? 1631 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,480 He liked little boys. 1632 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:23,960 I know. 1633 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,840 What was the term? 1634 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,680 They called it minor attractiveness. 1635 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,960 Yeah, something to that. 1636 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,480 They wanted to change it. 1637 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,200 Yes, they wanted to make it not a negative stigma. 1638 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,160 Oh, so you were- 1639 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:33,960 Minor attracted. 1640 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,440 They wanted to change the rules of it. 1641 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:39,120 So they were going to redefine the word recession, right? 1642 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,280 How'd that go over? 1643 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,880 Not very well. 1644 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,640 Even the Dems were calling him out on that. 1645 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,120 I know. 1646 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,080 He was like, we're not going to a recession. 1647 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,440 We're not going to a recession. 1648 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,680 And then, boom, recession. 1649 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,840 He goes, what do you have to say about it? 1650 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,960 Well, I'm not surprised. 1651 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,360 That's what he said. 1652 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,880 It's no surprise is what he said. 1653 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,320 But the whole recession thing, and I 1654 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:04,400 saw the spending bill that just passed with- 1655 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,400 Pedophilia. 1656 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,280 With Manchin. 1657 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,000 Manchin. 1658 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,360 Did he cave? 1659 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,400 Yes, he caved. 1660 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,000 Yeah, Manchin- 1661 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,400 And it hurts his own state. 1662 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:11,880 No. 1663 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,240 But what he says is that he- 1664 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,560 His state is getting the pipeline. 1665 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,920 What he said is that- 1666 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,720 Are you kidding me? 1667 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,480 A pipeline? 1668 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,960 That's what I heard. 1669 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,600 Oh my god. 1670 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,440 Becky, you're so funny. 1671 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,400 Oh my god. 1672 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:31,400 So his whole thing was this is not going to raise taxes. 1673 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,760 That's how they're selling this. 1674 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:33,320 Really? 1675 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,600 Tax and spend? 1676 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,400 Yeah, so they're saying this is not going to- 1677 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,000 That's retarded. 1678 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,920 I hate it when people say, oh, it's not going to raise taxes. 1679 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,760 Does it cost money? 1680 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:42,480 Of course it does. 1681 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,280 Does it cost money? 1682 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,320 So what's the- 1683 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,880 Everybody's holding their breath, right? 1684 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:51,640 Well, did you see the footage of the Fox reporter 1685 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,440 asking the White House press secretary either yesterday 1686 00:55:55,440 --> 00:56:01,360 or today going, this tax institute that they kept citing 1687 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:05,160 and using as a source to sell their previous spending package 1688 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:09,720 as this, well, this tax society is saying this is a great thing. 1689 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,000 It's not going to do this. 1690 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,400 Well, now the same tax has come back and say, well, 1691 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,600 this is going to raise taxes. 1692 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,640 She goes, well, that's not true. 1693 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,000 And he called her out on it. 1694 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,960 So you're saying the same tax group 1695 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,600 that you are citing as a source for your last one 1696 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,880 is no longer accurate. 1697 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,560 We shouldn't believe them. 1698 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:30,280 And she goes- 1699 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,280 Is that Peter Doocy? 1700 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,000 Peter Doocy. 1701 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,120 Of course. 1702 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:33,800 He's a stud. 1703 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,080 I love him. 1704 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,720 The dog, what is she doing? 1705 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,920 She has her ball down there. 1706 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,600 It's audible. 1707 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,080 Yeah, she's chewing a ball. 1708 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,960 And he called her out on it. 1709 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,760 And she basically said, they don't 1710 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,640 have all the information. 1711 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,640 Well, they've already called her out as a total imbecile. 1712 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,440 She's- 1713 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,200 I shouldn't say that. 1714 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,520 Well, it's not her fault. 1715 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,240 She's completely in over her head. 1716 00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,120 She is. 1717 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:05,000 And they should have never let Balsakie go. 1718 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:05,640 Well, no. 1719 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,880 She wanted to leave because she knew she was- 1720 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,120 On a sinking ship. 1721 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,200 Yeah, sinking ship. 1722 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,200 And she was going to get a huge payday. 1723 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,520 She was going to be held accountable for her things. 1724 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,080 But she got a bad ass job working at a- 1725 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:18,600 MSNBC? 1726 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,240 Is she on the area? 1727 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:21,720 No. 1728 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,480 Was it MSNBC or CNN? 1729 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,400 No, it's MSNBC. 1730 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,360 MSNBC. 1731 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,760 CNN may not even be around by then. 1732 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,440 I hope not. 1733 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,880 They had some stash that came out. 1734 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,960 They lost 50% of whatever they got going on over there. 1735 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,280 50% over from this year to last year. 1736 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,320 They're such jokes. 1737 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,920 I mean, the gig is up, man. 1738 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,840 The gig is completely up. 1739 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,440 The country knows they're totally full of shit. 1740 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,760 And now Fox News is headed that way. 1741 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,600 Did you know that? 1742 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,840 Fox News is up. 1743 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,760 Well, Fox News, I know. 1744 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:55,720 But Fox News said something about Trump, like banning Trump. 1745 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,840 That's their game plan now is to ban Trump. 1746 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,320 What? 1747 00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:58,880 I read that. 1748 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,480 Because they don't want him to run. 1749 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,600 So they don't want to give him a platform to talk. 1750 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,800 Exactly right. 1751 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,120 Even Hannity. 1752 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,080 They're saying Hannity, stop talking about him. 1753 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,040 And I'm like, is that true? 1754 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:12,520 I don't know. 1755 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,160 I don't know if that's true or not. 1756 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,800 I don't know if I want to believe that. 1757 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:18,840 I hope that it's not true. 1758 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:19,320 All right. 1759 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,080 So if it's too much to ask, I don't want to finish on politics. 1760 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,720 Did you want to? 1761 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,840 No, I just don't want to finish on politics. 1762 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,160 Well, we've got half an hour left. 1763 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:27,800 I know. 1764 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,880 So let's talk about Trump. 1765 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,440 You brought up the whole banning Trump. 1766 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,240 So I'm like, is that a thing? 1767 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,520 Did Fox really ban Trump? 1768 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,040 Why don't you pull one of those articles up? 1769 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:42,040 They won't have him on the show, any show. 1770 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,760 They stopped having him. 1771 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,480 So I don't know if that's true or not. 1772 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,080 Yeah, says Fox News effectively banced Donald Trump 1773 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,440 from network report. 1774 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,800 Fellow Americans, we know we cannot trust the media, 1775 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,200 but we cannot trust incumbents. 1776 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,200 Well, hold up. 1777 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,880 We can't trust the media, but we can't trust incumbents. 1778 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,840 Where does it say that? 1779 00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,480 I don't know. 1780 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,800 This is Darren Dion Aquino. 1781 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:08,120 Anyway, they're just saying that there seems to be a, you know. 1782 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,760 There's a hidden agenda. 1783 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:10,280 Yes. 1784 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,400 Trying to get this guy out. 1785 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,280 And you know, that's bullshit. 1786 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,800 It's bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. 1787 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,360 So what about the other? 1788 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,680 Well, I guess he's not on any network then. 1789 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,680 So here's the thing. 1790 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:28,440 What happened after the election and Trump, quote, lost? 1791 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,200 What happened to CNN and MSNBC ratings? 1792 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,440 Like both tanked. 1793 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,280 Tanked. 1794 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,120 Hugely tanked. 1795 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:42,280 The America that is silent, you know what I mean? 1796 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,680 They support Trump. 1797 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,360 And they want to hear about Trump. 1798 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,040 And if Fox News doesn't put Trump on air 1799 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:55,680 or talk about him when the presidential race heats up, 1800 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,480 they're going to change gears. 1801 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,880 Because they're going to change. 1802 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,400 So who are they going to tank? 1803 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,320 What is the other ones? 1804 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,200 American Online or America One? 1805 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,600 American Network? 1806 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,760 They just got dropped by Verizon or something like that. 1807 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,600 So they lost a major platform. 1808 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,000 A-Landed. 1809 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,800 But Newsmax got picked up by somebody 1810 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,760 that was a major pickup, Newsmax. 1811 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,760 I watched Newsmax. 1812 01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,520 Yeah, no. 1813 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,480 Your quality is not up to par yet. 1814 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:24,960 Not there. 1815 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:25,720 It's getting there. 1816 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,040 But they have Greta. 1817 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,000 That was a big pickup. 1818 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:28,920 When did that happen? 1819 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,640 Greta Linsberg? 1820 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,640 About a month ago. 1821 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,800 Greta Van Susteren? 1822 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:32,920 Yeah, they picked her up. 1823 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,960 She started on CNN. 1824 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:35,480 Who what? 1825 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,760 She started on CNN. 1826 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:37,920 Did she really? 1827 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,760 Back when it was a real network. 1828 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,560 Anyway, so we'll see. 1829 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,280 I don't know who's going to emerge here. 1830 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,720 But if Fox News drops Trump, they're going to lose ratings. 1831 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,000 They're not going to drop him. 1832 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:51,840 It's impossible. 1833 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:52,920 Yeah, I agree. 1834 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,120 You can't drop him. 1835 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,800 I mean, they may be trying to drop him right now. 1836 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,200 They're trying to talk about him. 1837 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,440 But it's going to happen. 1838 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,480 He's going to be. 1839 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,360 Trump is dogging him hard. 1840 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,240 Yeah, but I can't hear it. 1841 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,240 Well, Trump's social. 1842 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:10,000 On what? 1843 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,160 Truth. 1844 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:11,960 I don't get it. 1845 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,760 I mean, their stock is his stock is what? 1846 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:17,480 3,377 was the last quote. 1847 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,560 What? 1848 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,880 Trump stock. 1849 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,480 Trump stock. 1850 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,200 Is that bad? 1851 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:21,960 Truce. 1852 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,640 D Wack. 1853 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,880 Are you talking about D Wack? 1854 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,040 I'm talking about D Wack. 1855 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,000 It was at 30 bucks. 1856 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:27,880 Yeah. 1857 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,920 Look at you both. 1858 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,040 You grab your phone. 1859 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,960 He gets on the laptop. 1860 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,080 Because we've invested in this. 1861 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,600 No, 29.90. 1862 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,480 I was just joking around. 1863 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,240 Anyway, sorry. 1864 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,200 It has not taken off like I thought it would. 1865 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:46,200 But hey, when the presidential race starts to heat up 1866 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,080 after the midterms, it might. 1867 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:49,640 It might. 1868 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,800 We'll see what happens. 1869 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,120 Well, there's still a lot of SEC investigations 1870 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,440 that's going on with that. 1871 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,160 Are there really? 1872 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,280 Oh, yeah. 1873 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,960 With Trump social? 1874 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,920 With D Wack and the SPAC and all that stuff. 1875 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,800 Oh my god. 1876 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,760 So they're going after him through another government 1877 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,760 agency. 1878 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,280 Total witch hunt bullshit. 1879 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,840 Well, they're going after D Wack, right? 1880 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,560 Which is not Donald Trump. 1881 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,040 Right? 1882 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,000 Oh my god. 1883 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,360 Because I think D Wack is either going to buy, 1884 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,080 or they're going to merge or something. 1885 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:19,600 Right? 1886 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:25,200 So they're doing all kinds of antitrust and bullshit 1887 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,080 investigations. 1888 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:26,760 Right? 1889 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,400 Except they never go after Facebook, 1890 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,080 never go after Twitter, never go after Instagram, 1891 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,480 never go after any of these other people. 1892 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,000 Right? 1893 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000 I guess not. 1894 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,800 That's because they're all left wing. 1895 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,720 Crazy. 1896 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,920 It's so obvious. 1897 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:44,400 Anyway, so I do not want to finish on politics. 1898 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,240 We have to go. 1899 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,400 I'll tell you what. 1900 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,040 I've got a story about my daughter. 1901 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,240 One of my kids, they get a little nose pierced. 1902 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,560 Right? 1903 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,600 And are you talking about the stud 1904 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,240 to the side or the ring? 1905 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,880 She got the little hoop in the middle. 1906 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,800 I don't like the hoop. 1907 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,000 She got a couple on the sides. 1908 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,120 And I was like, whatever. 1909 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,680 I mean, I think it looks all right. 1910 01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:11,760 I really don't care. 1911 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:12,920 Personally, I don't want them. 1912 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:17,600 I mean, body piercings, tattoos, it's all kind of cliche for me. 1913 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,760 It's kind of, I don't like them. 1914 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,760 But she got it. 1915 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,600 And one of them. 1916 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,360 Is that what she has right there? 1917 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,960 Yeah, but she also has the one in the middle. 1918 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:26,840 She doesn't have that. 1919 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:27,320 OK, hold on. 1920 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,160 There is a chain going from the earlobe 1921 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,640 to the middle of the nose. 1922 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:33,560 That scares me. 1923 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,400 What do you call that? 1924 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,680 What is the middle? 1925 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,120 That's a certain. 1926 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:37,800 Yeah, what do you? 1927 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,520 It's a big dike of the nose. 1928 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,160 What is that? 1929 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,280 When it's right through the middle of the nose ring, 1930 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,360 like a cow ring. 1931 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,720 A septum to ear. 1932 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,480 Septum? 1933 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,280 It's a septum ring? 1934 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,760 Is that what that is? 1935 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,800 Anyways, my point is that some of it got infected. 1936 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,200 And it was painful. 1937 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:57,720 He's right. 1938 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:58,360 Wait. 1939 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,480 Does that say orgasm or organism? 1940 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,200 Organism. 1941 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:01,720 Orgasm? 1942 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,520 My bad. 1943 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,560 My bad. 1944 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,040 Orgasm. 1945 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,920 No, it's the partition of wall separating two cavities. 1946 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:08,920 That's it. 1947 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,880 So it is a septum ring. 1948 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:14,200 Anyways, she got some work done. 1949 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,720 She got some new tattoos. 1950 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,400 You're older? 1951 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,960 No. 1952 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,040 Yeah. 1953 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,280 And so one of them gets kind of infected. 1954 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:29,880 And I shared a story about when I did my first, 1955 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,360 growing up in the 80s, the earrings 1956 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:34,760 were starting to become popular for guys. 1957 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,640 And we're like, all right, well, let's go ahead and- 1958 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,400 But you had your foreskin piercing. 1959 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,320 I did not pierce my genitals. 1960 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,880 I did not pierce my genitals. 1961 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,360 No, I thought you shared that already. 1962 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:46,960 Which one? 1963 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:47,840 The foreskin? 1964 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,880 Yeah, the foreskin piercing. 1965 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,000 No, no, no. 1966 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,720 I don't have foreskin. 1967 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,360 No? 1968 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,360 I've been circumcised. 1969 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,280 You had that removed. 1970 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,400 Yeah. 1971 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,480 I don't have an anodinose. 1972 01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,400 Was that recent? 1973 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,240 No, no. 1974 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,280 That would be uncomfortable. 1975 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:01,760 Hold on. 1976 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,720 Jeff, did you hear that? 1977 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,440 He had his foreskin removed. 1978 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,600 He had his foreskin removed. 1979 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,400 Did you know that? 1980 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,280 I don't care. 1981 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:08,880 There you go. 1982 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,560 That's the answer. 1983 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,280 I like Jeff. 1984 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:11,960 OK. 1985 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,240 I don't care who has and who has. 1986 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,040 I just found it interesting. 1987 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,200 And then he pierced it, he said. 1988 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:21,040 So anyways, when my daughter, I shared with her 1989 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:24,520 that I had some ear issues going on with me. 1990 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,000 So I tried to save a buck. 1991 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,080 Because what I did is I went to the store, 1992 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,840 and I got my ear pierced. 1993 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,120 And for some reason, I think my dad got mad at me, 1994 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,000 told me to take it out. 1995 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:35,760 So I took it out. 1996 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,760 And then I couldn't get it back in after he left 1997 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,960 to work or something like that. 1998 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:44,000 So I took an embroidery needle because it was beefy enough 1999 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,600 to get a grip on, sort of. 2000 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,160 That sounds like a great idea. 2001 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,760 It was a horrible idea. 2002 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,320 Obviously, it was wide enough to where I could still 2003 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,880 get an earring in today. 2004 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:55,720 But the whole thing. 2005 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,920 Did you disinfect it? 2006 01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,080 I think so. 2007 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,280 Did you pierce it like a juggler? 2008 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,080 Well, here's the thing. 2009 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:06,680 During the process, I probably should 2010 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:10,880 have seen some medical attention during some time 2011 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:11,640 of the process. 2012 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,640 But I may have passed out once or twice. 2013 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,120 I don't know. 2014 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:19,320 When I did the embroidery needle, I couldn't get it in there. 2015 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,480 I iced it, and then my fingers were slippery. 2016 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,320 So I stuck the needle on the wall, 2017 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,440 and I pushed my ear as hard as I could, 2018 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,680 my earlobe against the needle, against the wall. 2019 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,280 And it boom, it stuck him. 2020 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:33,000 And then it stuck in so good, it went right on 2021 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,800 through that earlobe and then pierced my neck into it, 2022 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,200 like about an inch all the way in. 2023 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,280 Not an inch. 2024 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,320 Not an inch. 2025 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,240 Telling him it was deep. 2026 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,880 Dude, you almost punctured your spinal cord. 2027 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,280 What the hell's wrong with you? 2028 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,520 I don't know if it was an inch. 2029 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,200 I don't know if it was an inch and a half. 2030 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,920 But I would just say it was fucking deep. 2031 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,200 The embroidery needle was embedded in the side of my neck. 2032 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,160 They call this Darwinism. 2033 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,680 Yes. 2034 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,520 This is survival of the fittest. 2035 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,520 I pulled the thing out of my, and then look, 2036 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,720 I got to go through my ear and neck, OK? 2037 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,320 It's not just pulling it out of my ear. 2038 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,240 So you just kind of walk around like, what the hell? 2039 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,680 Somebody help me. 2040 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,880 I stabbed myself. 2041 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:18,000 First of all, imagine having your earlobe stapled 2042 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:18,960 to your neck. 2043 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,840 And then you've got those muscles there. 2044 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,340 So you don't really want to move it. 2045 01:07:22,340 --> 01:07:25,200 So now you're kind of stuck in that position 2046 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,200 where you're kind of moving your shoulders. 2047 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,040 Then you look like a Frankenstein. 2048 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,080 And then you're like, and then it's stuck. 2049 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:31,960 And then there's pain. 2050 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:32,960 And then there's blood. 2051 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,920 And then there's emotion. 2052 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,840 Did you start talking like the Star Wars guy? 2053 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:37,840 Eeeh! 2054 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,320 It was so weird. 2055 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,800 I think I punctured my neck. 2056 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,480 I used to like say, man, can you get it some more? 2057 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,440 I'm an idiot, and I stabbed myself. 2058 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,920 So I pulled the thing out. 2059 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,120 And look, it was a chore to pull the thing. 2060 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,800 It was a chore to pull it out. 2061 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,400 It was slippery. 2062 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,840 Why would you not immediately pull it out? 2063 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,280 Well, because there was blood. 2064 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,280 There was pus. 2065 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,760 There was all kinds of shit going on. 2066 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,240 There's fucking fluids that I didn't even recognize. 2067 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,120 What, like an hour later, you sat down and watched 2068 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:06,560 some movies for a while? 2069 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,680 I may have blacked out. 2070 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,240 I don't know. 2071 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:10,640 I woke up, and I was kind of, eeeh! 2072 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,080 So covered in it. 2073 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,000 I have a needle in my neck. 2074 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,720 I ended up pulling it out. 2075 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,280 And you put the embroidered needle 2076 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,480 back in your mom's basket. 2077 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:19,480 Ugh. 2078 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:20,640 No, I threw that fucker away. 2079 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,640 It was like meat on it. 2080 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:22,440 I wanted to melt it. 2081 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,920 You wanted to clean it off first? 2082 01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,480 I don't remember what I did with it. 2083 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,880 Your mom was like, what the hell? 2084 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,040 What is this? 2085 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,280 I did take it out. 2086 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,160 Why is it flesh? 2087 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:31,880 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 2088 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,320 I'll tell you what I did. 2089 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:39,480 I took a pair of wire cutters, and I cut the embroidery 2090 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,000 needle. 2091 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,200 Have you cut a needle? 2092 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,160 Not lately. 2093 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,920 They are extremely difficult to cut. 2094 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,160 Embroidered, embroidered. 2095 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,120 Well, especially when they're stuck in your neck, 2096 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,760 and you don't want to, like, jerk it. 2097 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,720 He's not cutting it while it's in his neck. 2098 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:58,320 Why would you cut the tip off after it's out of your neck? 2099 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,560 Because I left the needle in there. 2100 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,840 Oh, you did leave it in there? 2101 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:03,840 For a little while. 2102 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,720 So I trimmed it. 2103 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,160 So there was like a little bit in the front, 2104 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,360 a little bit in the back. 2105 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,160 And then after that, it got all affected and shit. 2106 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,160 I cleaned it out. 2107 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,720 And it was a process. 2108 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:17,480 It was a horrible, horrible process. 2109 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,760 Hold on. 2110 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,600 It was a kneading needle. 2111 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,280 Or was it like latch hook? 2112 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,720 It wasn't crochet. 2113 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:29,040 How long was the needle? 2114 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,760 The needle was four inches. 2115 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,000 Four inches. 2116 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:36,160 So you stabbed it through your earlobe into your neck, 2117 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,320 and you decide not to pull out the whole thing. 2118 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,800 You decide to trim it. 2119 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,320 Correct. 2120 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,840 Why would you do that? 2121 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:48,160 Well, because I read that, or one of my friends 2122 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,720 said that leave the needle in there for a day 2123 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,640 so that it keeps it open until you 2124 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,000 could put a temporary one in. 2125 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,040 While it's in your neck. 2126 01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:00,760 Yeah, because it'll, no, not while it's in your neck. 2127 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,160 The neck thing was just a bonus. 2128 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,880 I know, but it was in your neck. 2129 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,880 Well, I pulled it. 2130 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,720 So it went in an inch or so. 2131 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,200 You pulled it out of your neck, but left it in the earlobe. 2132 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,240 Correct. 2133 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,320 So now I've got a bleeding neck. 2134 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,040 Did you have this like, was it pulsating? 2135 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,640 It was. 2136 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,160 I didn't really feel the neck that much. 2137 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,400 The neck kind of healed up right away. 2138 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,040 In fact, the neck was never issue. 2139 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,160 It bled a little bit at first, and then it just 2140 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,520 immediately closed up. 2141 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,480 The bad part was just the earlobe itself. 2142 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:35,120 But it really wasn't horrible. 2143 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,120 I mean, it was painful. 2144 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,440 And then I got lucky. 2145 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:39,960 Because I did. 2146 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:40,960 You got very lucky. 2147 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,520 I got lucky because I disinfected it 2148 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,000 with hydrogen peroxide right away. 2149 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,200 No, I mean, you got lucky in that when 2150 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,240 you stabbed it into your neck, that the right side of your body 2151 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:52,200 didn't go limp. 2152 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,400 That's what I mean by you got lucky. 2153 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,640 You've never had an ear piercing? 2154 01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,920 No, nor have I stabbed my neck. 2155 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,360 Jeff, have you had an ear piercing? 2156 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,840 I have had an ear piercing. 2157 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:05,120 See, I knew I wasn't the only idiot at the time. 2158 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,880 I had pride. 2159 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:10,160 I say I had an experience. 2160 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:13,600 But it wasn't due to, Sean's was just, he was, 2161 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,000 I don't know what he was doing. 2162 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,840 Mine, I got it done in the mall. 2163 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:17,880 I made it work. 2164 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,600 You got it done in the mall. 2165 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,800 You got it done right. 2166 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,680 I got done properly. 2167 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,840 I was a sophomore in college at the time. 2168 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,640 And I was in the dorms at school. 2169 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,400 You pierced your ear. 2170 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,360 And I got the piercing. 2171 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:33,680 Some little gun you walk in, and you're done. 2172 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,000 And there was a little silver stud. 2173 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,240 You're supposed to keep it in there for like four weeks 2174 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,000 or something like that. 2175 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,080 Why, why, why? 2176 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,840 How am I the only one of these conservative? 2177 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,000 You're in thailand. 2178 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,080 No, these conservative dudes like us 2179 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:51,840 that didn't get a piercing. 2180 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,360 Because your doctor told you that it would probably 2181 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,320 cause interference. 2182 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,720 No, no. 2183 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,640 With your hearing aids. 2184 01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,400 Never for an instant. 2185 01:11:58,400 --> 01:11:59,560 It works with an antenna. 2186 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,520 Never for an instant. 2187 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:04,800 You start picking up AM broadcasting from San Angelo. 2188 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,040 Not true. 2189 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:10,720 Not for an instant did I ever, ever consider 2190 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:11,680 getting a piercing. 2191 01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:12,640 Yeah, I did. 2192 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:13,400 I did. 2193 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,240 I don't get it. 2194 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:16,280 Like I said, you have to keep the, at least, 2195 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,320 this was a long time ago. 2196 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:19,760 I think they said you have to keep it in for four weeks. 2197 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,640 So the hole doesn't immediately close shut. 2198 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:22,120 Correct. 2199 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,480 Then you can start swapping out earrings. 2200 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:25,000 I think it was. 2201 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000 It was a certain amount of time. 2202 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:26,520 Yeah, I know. 2203 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,360 And I lived in the dorms at the time. 2204 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,840 And it was an all male dorm. 2205 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,600 And we'd have these big wrestling matches. 2206 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,640 You're bored. 2207 01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:36,920 Oh, no. 2208 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:42,680 And so it was like full on WWE jumping off the beds 2209 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:43,720 and all kinds of shit. 2210 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,720 Oh, my god. 2211 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:47,680 And I remember I got cranked right in the ear 2212 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,400 by an elbow or something. 2213 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,840 And you were like, ah. 2214 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:52,960 Yeah, and it hurt. 2215 01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,480 So I was like, all right, I'm out. 2216 01:12:54,480 --> 01:13:00,160 But a few days later, the thing swelled up, got so infected. 2217 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:00,920 It swelled up. 2218 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:03,400 And it swallowed the little stud. 2219 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,800 I couldn't see the earring anymore. 2220 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,760 Oh, my god. 2221 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,760 Because the my ear. 2222 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,560 It's a cauliflower ear like the wrestlers. 2223 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,680 Yeah, so the earlobe got really, really big. 2224 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:11,360 And it was hot. 2225 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,120 It was warm. 2226 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:13,200 It was all infected. 2227 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:13,960 Sounds wonderful. 2228 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,240 And my buddy was there. 2229 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:18,040 And it was in my dorm room. 2230 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:19,600 And I was like, I got to take this out. 2231 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,240 It hurts. 2232 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,240 I just got to take it out, clean it, 2233 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:24,360 see if I had salvageable. 2234 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,400 With what, a machete? 2235 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,400 No, I had to like, I could get to the back. 2236 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:29,320 You had to dig it out. 2237 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,400 Yeah, I had to dig it out. 2238 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,120 And then I pulled the back off. 2239 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,840 Then I pulled it out. 2240 01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:38,160 And all this brown goo came out of it. 2241 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,080 Just all this brown. 2242 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,800 I imagine it was pus. 2243 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:41,400 Yeah. 2244 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,480 You did the right thing because it was infected. 2245 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,000 Yeah. 2246 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,120 So all I had, I was 19 in the dorm room. 2247 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:49,400 I didn't have any first aid kit. 2248 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,000 So I had just rubbing alcohol, I think I had. 2249 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,120 Or wine coolers. 2250 01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,400 You could have dumped that on your earlobes. 2251 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,560 California coolers. 2252 01:13:55,560 --> 01:14:00,480 So I had the rubbing alcohol and a cotton ball. 2253 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:01,360 I doused it. 2254 01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,800 Then I just stuck it on my ear. 2255 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,520 And it didn't hurt. 2256 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,680 But I remember. 2257 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,480 Right away. 2258 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,080 Maybe it did. 2259 01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,880 Maybe my brain blocked it out. 2260 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,040 It didn't hurt, but I woke up four hours later. 2261 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:13,560 Yeah. 2262 01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:17,160 So if it did, my brain reacted and it cut it off. 2263 01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:20,320 Because I just remember seeing a tunnel. 2264 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,440 Getting smaller. 2265 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:23,080 Getting smaller and smaller. 2266 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,080 It didn't hurt. 2267 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:25,840 Well, it didn't. 2268 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,120 I don't remember it hurting. 2269 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,240 So this is what I remember. 2270 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,600 I think my brain protected me. 2271 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,720 But I held it and I squeezed it. 2272 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,920 And all this alcohol was going in there. 2273 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,680 And next thing I know, I wake up. 2274 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,600 I'm flat on my back. 2275 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,840 And my friend is shaking me. 2276 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,880 And I completely blacked out. 2277 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,600 Because I remember seeing the tunnel and then waking up. 2278 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,040 My god. 2279 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,080 It didn't hurt. 2280 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:49,440 No. 2281 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,160 Completely passed out. 2282 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,480 And again, I don't remember it. 2283 01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:55,520 But again, I think the brain works in weird ways. 2284 01:14:55,520 --> 01:15:00,440 But he said that I squeezed it. 2285 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:05,320 And then I fell like a log, like a board, straight back. 2286 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,080 Oh my god. 2287 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:08,840 And I groaned all the way down. 2288 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:10,560 Did you hit your head on the floor? 2289 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,400 It hurt so bad. 2290 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,040 And the bunk beds were right behind me. 2291 01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,040 He goes, I fell straight back. 2292 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:19,320 I didn't stop myself. 2293 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:20,440 I didn't brace myself. 2294 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:20,920 You got out. 2295 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,720 I was just out. 2296 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,880 I just hit flat like a board. 2297 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:26,960 And you could have been seriously hurt. 2298 01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:28,160 Your head hit the ground. 2299 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,840 Yeah, and I came inches from cracking my head 2300 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:32,600 against the bunk bed. 2301 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,440 Oh my god. 2302 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:36,120 And he goes, you're out for like 20 seconds. 2303 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:37,520 And he was down there shaking me. 2304 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:39,640 And he goes, I was about to go run down the hall for help 2305 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,000 when I woke up. 2306 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,320 And I've been fine ever since. 2307 01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:44,840 But it was. 2308 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,120 Well, hold on. 2309 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,200 That's debatable. 2310 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,120 Very debatable. 2311 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:48,880 But it was. 2312 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:49,920 Hold on. 2313 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,920 Why don't you give Sean and I a minute? 2314 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:53,600 Yeah. 2315 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,880 He says, I've been fine ever since. 2316 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,120 His original name wasn't Jeff. 2317 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,440 No shit. 2318 01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:01,360 His real name is David. 2319 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:02,560 We'll touch on that later. 2320 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,000 Anyway, Jeff, go ahead. 2321 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:08,680 So anyway, I recommend it to go out there and get your pierced. 2322 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:09,680 You recommend it. 2323 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:12,640 Here's two flaming examples of success. 2324 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,640 Awful. 2325 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:15,720 Awful. 2326 01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:18,120 Yeah, but can you put an earring in your ear today? 2327 01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,280 No, but if I pull it, I guess it's this one. 2328 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,680 If you pull it, you can see the scar. 2329 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:23,200 Wow. 2330 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,680 And I didn't have mine in, but for two and a half, 2331 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:28,080 three weeks maybe. 2332 01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,720 Because it got infected right away. 2333 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:30,960 And you were like, to hell with this. 2334 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,160 Yeah, once that was done, I was like, yeah, I'm done. 2335 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,200 Yeah, no shit. 2336 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,280 So I let it go. 2337 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,080 I just kept squeezing stuff out of it. 2338 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,480 Should have used a burr needle. 2339 01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:42,240 What a nightmare. 2340 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,880 Yeah, you should have done what he did, 2341 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:48,000 which is stab himself in the spine, 2342 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,880 like actually punctured the spinal column. 2343 01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,480 It went into the neck. 2344 01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:53,200 Yeah. 2345 01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:54,960 What the hell's wrong with you two? 2346 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,440 Why would you even want to do it to begin with? 2347 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,560 I can't understand that. 2348 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,760 Well, tell us how your, what do they call that, 2349 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:01,760 your Dick Van Dyke. 2350 01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:02,960 What is it called? 2351 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:03,880 The Van Dyke? 2352 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,160 Yeah, how did your Van Dyke have to have that process 2353 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:06,560 work out? 2354 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,600 I don't know what that is. 2355 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:08,280 Van Dyke. 2356 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:13,080 That's when you got your tip of your penis pierced? 2357 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:14,240 No, I didn't do that. 2358 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:18,080 Big hoop right through the tip of your ween? 2359 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,760 What was that picture of? 2360 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:20,960 No, I didn't. 2361 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:23,920 I have no piercings at all. 2362 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,160 I don't have a diamond stud on my labia major. 2363 01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:30,120 I don't have anything. 2364 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:35,720 I don't have chains going from my nipples to my clit. 2365 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,880 God. 2366 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:38,120 Well, I'm just saying. 2367 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,720 I mean, you guys are asking for stuff. 2368 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,080 I don't have any of that stuff. 2369 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:43,480 Is that too much? 2370 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:44,360 Yes. 2371 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:50,120 Yeah, well, I'm kind of wondering, was that a thing? 2372 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:50,640 Oh, yeah. 2373 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:52,960 No, they do all sorts of shit. 2374 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,120 What are you talking about? 2375 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:56,680 They do every body piercing you could think of. 2376 01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,560 In like in the taint? 2377 01:17:58,560 --> 01:17:59,960 Yes, they do. 2378 01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:00,800 Yeah. 2379 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:01,760 Everywhere. 2380 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:02,240 Everywhere. 2381 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,040 Everywhere. 2382 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:05,000 Well, I'm not. 2383 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:10,280 I've actually never heard of anal studs. 2384 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:12,400 Is that a thing? 2385 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,360 I don't want to Google it. 2386 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,400 Do not Google it. 2387 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:19,040 I have no doubt that there's studs down there. 2388 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,640 I don't want any part of that. 2389 01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:27,080 There are some extremely strange folks out there. 2390 01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,080 So a lot of that stuff is actually 2391 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:35,280 designed to enhance sexual stimulus, right? 2392 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:36,600 That is a taint ring. 2393 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,360 Well, I don't know about the taint ring, 2394 01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,640 but I know the stud at the tip of the tongue 2395 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,320 is supposed to be great for you can 2396 01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,320 imagine what that's good for. 2397 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,440 But I mean, like really, I mean, come on. 2398 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,160 I mean, I don't know. 2399 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,120 Yeah, I'm not into any of that. 2400 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:54,720 Yeah, the piercings, I had the one. 2401 01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,440 And the experience I had, I'm done with it. 2402 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,760 Yeah, god, what a nightmare. 2403 01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,480 And both my boys don't have any that I'm aware of, 2404 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,880 at least I can see. 2405 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,040 Do they have any tattoos? 2406 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,760 Steven has two. 2407 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:06,800 Brandon wants one. 2408 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,880 Yeah, Preston's got a couple too now. 2409 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,920 And I'm not on board with them getting all tatted up. 2410 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:15,040 But that is more popular than ever. 2411 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,560 Sorry, go ahead. 2412 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:17,640 I'm not on great with it. 2413 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:20,320 But you know, just got to be responsible with it. 2414 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:21,760 You got to think that you got to forecast. 2415 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,920 You got to think about what you're doing in the future 2416 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:27,120 and how your body art is going to affect you in the future. 2417 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,040 And what it's going to look like in 40 years. 2418 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:30,440 Yeah, I understand that. 2419 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:34,040 If I put it here, it's going to drag and sag. 2420 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,040 The boys are taking off for college. 2421 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,160 We're going to have to talk about that next week 2422 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:39,360 on our next podcast. 2423 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,600 Summer is coming to an end, gentlemen. 2424 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,560 Well, you know what? 2425 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:44,880 I'm thankful. 2426 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:49,640 We've got a lot of great ideas coming up with the CNC machine. 2427 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,800 Hopefully some new sales coming up or maybe some new concepts. 2428 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,720 We have no idea. 2429 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:55,840 We killed it last weekend. 2430 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,400 We got to figure out who we're selling to. 2431 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:58,920 We got to figure out what we're going to sell. 2432 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,520 I think the product looks good. 2433 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,520 The product does look great. 2434 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,640 It looks fantastic. 2435 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,120 It's just we got to get a little direction. 2436 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:09,520 I think the problem is the CNC enclosure. 2437 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:12,280 I feel the CNC enclosure is not robust enough. 2438 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,600 Dudes, I guess I'm shot. 2439 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,960 Fuck off. 2440 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:15,480 I'm Jeff. 2441 01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:41,960 The end.