So was this a real thing?
It was a real thing.
It was a huge scandal.
How long ago was this?
At Texas A&M while I was there.
So I mean it was...
30 years ago?
Yeah.
That was a long time ago.
Yeah.
Thanks for carbon dating me.
So at the Texas A&M they found...
Where were the glory holes located?
It was in the historic academic building on campus.
It wasn't the other side of the women's locker room?
No, it was not.
I'm getting adjusted.
Yeah, let me adjust that.
Actually, we can't hear you very well.
Yeah, maybe I'm not very loud.
There you go.
That better?
Yeah, that's better.
That's better?
Okay.
So the other side of the ladies' locker room...
No, it was in the men's bathroom and they were in the stalls between the toilets.
Is that indicative of the men's restrooms in Texas A&M?
None that I was in.
I don't know.
But anyway, yeah, they called them glory holes.
It was kind of a...
I'll tell you what, if I went into a restroom that had a big old hole in the side of it,
I would find a different stall.
Yeah.
For one thing, I'd want some big old junk to all of a sudden come through there while
I was trying to...
What would you do?
You're just sitting in your mind, you own business or you're looking on your phone and
all of a sudden you look over and it's like...
Bumps you in the head, you're like, what the fuck is that?
No, thank you.
Excuse me.
I gave it to you off the stall.
You just punch it like a speed bag or something?
How horrible would that be?
That would be horrible.
I'd be like, no.
Yeah, wow, we jumped out of the...
I was thinking I would...
I can't think of anything I would do to it because I wouldn't want to touch it.
The last thing I want to do is give it attention.
You would just pinch and go...
I think I would stand up and I would kick the door, the panel in which it's coming out
of.
I mean, I would just yell at him.
With your clothes at the bottom of your feet, you're going to try to do all that?
I don't know.
I mean, I do have some coot.
I wouldn't smack his wiener to where it would do some damage or something like that because
who knows?
He may sue you for...
For what?
I don't know.
Defamation of penis?
I don't know.
Anyway, it was quite a scandal.
It came out in the university paper that these were glory holes.
In the admin building?
In the academic building, which is one of the most historic and revered...
Is that the right word?
I suppose, yeah.
Anyway, and then as soon as that story came out, it spread across the campus like wildfire.
Everybody's like, oh, you're spending a lot of time in the academic building.
Oh, didn't I see you just come out of there?
Everybody's making those jokes, right?
And then shortly thereafter, they were all fixed.
They were gone immediately.
How many were there?
I don't know.
Yeah, I was going to walk around with a clipboard through all the different bathrooms and just
kind of kick inventory.
I'm kind of curious how big the holes were.
Measure the radius?
That's funny.
I don't know what the diameter of the holes were.
What kind of girth would it accommodate?
Did they use duct tape to keep the sharpness away?
I never really thought that.
They don't get like little metal splinters.
Do they lubricate the holes?
Oh, God.
I don't know any of the answers to any of these questions.
I'm going to pass.
Is there enough to slip your cock and balls in there all at the same time?
Wow.
You're breaking up really close to that panel, though.
He's thought about this.
Yeah.
He's like, dude, I can't I can't even fit through that hole.
Oh, man.
What the hell?
Welcome to dudes like us.
It's a fucking happy August.
Maybe we should start over.
Thanks for that story Paul shared.
That was his experience going to college.
His own personal experience.
Yeah.
So anyways, I don't know which colleges you guys went to, our viewers out there, but I'm
sure if you've ever experienced a glory hole.
I've never have you ever seen one in real life?
No.
Negative.
No, I have.
Have you really?
I've seen them in the back of a a movie store, one of those sex tape stores.
Oh, OK.
And for some reason, I was I was parked in the back and I came in through the wrong door.
I probably should rephrase that.
But you know, there was a door that looked like it was I was going in the back door and
it was in this hall and there were bathrooms.
So I was like, oh, fuck, cool.
I'll go in the bathroom.
And then I saw a hole.
It was like, you know, just I was like, oh, that's not normal.
And I walked right back out because I figured I'm in the wrong place and I don't want this
to be the wrong time.
And I was like, Oh, man, I've never been in a sex shop before.
I've never seen a sex shop before.
smaggy in.
No, you know what?
And I knew I had an appointment with a sex shop in New York.
I don't even really remember what the what the surroundings where I just focused on that
hole and I identified what it could have been.
And that's all I needed to know.
And I walked out there to through this door where it said employees only.
And then I was like, I knew I done fucked up at that point.
Why would you be surprised if you were in a sex shop?
Well, I don't think they'd have like service stations in the back.
Did you culture it?
No, I didn't culture culture.
a little smear on a patchwork disc? Why don't you describe what exactly culturing would be?
Well you get a little slide and you smear the stuff on there and you try to grow stuff to find out what it's made out of.
Oh like take a sample. Yeah this is actually from a goat. You know like oh
this is positive for monkeypox. Yeah do you see the study on monkeypox that they
they sampled I don't know how many people 1500 people who have it and like
90 plus percent or men. Well you know they say it's a gay men disease. How is
that is it spread through the butt? It is. It's spread through anal sex.
secretions and blood and fun stuff. Fun stuff. I'm sure it is. What if women do
butt sex? I'm sure that's possible too yeah I mean cuz you know. I mean is it
100% men? No. I just said. As a matter of fact there's a child that's gotten it so far.
It's spreadable. Is it a female child? Oh I don't know. I don't know.
That's what I meant is it 100% male? I should have said that. No it definitely is not and I think it can be
spread through you know other other means of contact you know. It takes direct contact.
But it is being spread primarily among the gay men. The gay community. Gay
community. Interesting. You don't hear that in the White House briefing. It's just like
the acquired immune deficiency syndrome came through and they were just like.
And why have we not heard anything about HIV? It dropped off the face of the year.
I believe they've come up with viruses and treatments and it's not. And it's not
a big deal anymore. I don't think so. I mean you can never get rid of it.
But you live with it. They have better ways to handle it now.
But isn't that concerning that they're not talking about it because you know
college kids are you know rampantly you know being they're rampantly fornicating
and if they're not worried about you know if they're not worried about HIV.
I don't know. Well if someone has HIV they target it. They go balls to the wall.
No offense but I mean no pun. But they find out who that is. You know how the
CDC has their ways of finding out. Oh yeah. I mean. And you gotta tell all your partners.
I mean they track it down. I mean they should. But I think once if it becomes rampant again
I'm sure that they'll start spreading the news. You know it's amazing you have someone like
Magic Johnson a basketball star from the 80s. Late 70s to 80s. And you know he got AIDS and
they still let him play for a short while. Did he have AIDS full blown or did he have HIV?
HIV. Yeah well I don't think it developed with the AIDS. That's correct.
Well he never allowed it to develop. I think a lot of people have HIV these days.
It's just they've figured out a way to stop it transforming into AIDS.
Yeah that's great because it was a death sentence for a long time.
It was. I think it still is. I think they still have a pretty bad cases over in Africa.
Right. You hear that AIDS is rampant over there.
Where the medical like they don't have access to the or can't afford.
So what is the difference between HIV and AIDS? I sure wish we can find that on the TV.
Well HIV causes AIDS. So I mean but how? I mean what is it?
Does it? So HIV compromises your immunity system.
Yeah but isn't that AIDS? That's AIDS. HIV is not going to kill you. HIV kills your immune
system to where you just you can't find anything off.
Right. It affects humans.
HIV infects humans and weakens the immune system compromising the body's ability to fight off
bacteria viruses and other agents that cause disease. AIDS is the disease that results from
HIV severely compromising a person's immune system. It almost sounds the same.
So HIV infects humans and weakens the immune system.
So here's the difference. Right. So HIV is the virus?
No. HIV compromises your immune system from anything.
That's kind of like the vaccine. Yeah it says bacteria.
Yeah it says bacteria viruses and other agents that cause disease like general disease.
Like there are people who have HIV that die of something other than AIDS.
Just because their immune system is weakened.
Correct.
And then AIDS is where their immune system gets annihilated.
No it's literally the result of HIV. So it is the disease that is caused by HIV.
So you can die from a number of things. AIDS being one of them.
Or anything else that manages to get past your immune system.
Like you can die from pneumonia with HIV or you can die of anything that causes disease.
MRSA.
Bursa.
What would Bursa be?
It's MRSA. M-R-S-A right?
Oh MRSA.
No I thought you said Bursa.
I said I heard Bursa too. What is MRSA?
What is MRSA? That is the that's the thing right there. It's the staff right?
That's when they close the school down because someone has MRSA and they like deep clean.
It's highly infectious.
Oh wow. Is that where they have like the staff one and staff two.
Is that another name for MRSA?
Yeah it's crazy how we had all these other infections out there and it's just you know
the those diseases viruses are far more or far worse than the COVID.
Right.
And this COVID thing is just just blown the fuck up.
Well I think it just vanished. I mean people were obsessed about COVID. Obsessed. Completely obsessed.
Well that's all driven by the media. I think people are still there's a subset of this population
that's still obsessed with it.
The media needs to be shot and killed.
But the media stopped talking about it.
Yeah it just vanished.
But there's still a subset of people out there that are consumed about it.
I still see a lot of people wearing masks.
Well that's fine. They can do what they like.
Yeah no I mean I'm okay with it.
I think what I'm saying is I'm affirming what you're saying.
Right.
If a lot of people are still wearing masks you know they're obviously concerned.
Right. Well Joe Biden's kind of twice down. What two weeks?
Yeah.
They say it's a rebound. What the news was saying is he was taking the Plaxovid or whatever it's
called right?
Okay.
The antiviral pill that Pfizer came out with.
Okay.
And he was taking that they're saying one of the side effects is.
You can get COVID.
It rebounds. Yeah you get COVID.
Side effect is it causes COVID.
Yeah it's like it makes it go away but not 100 percent so you're all of a sudden it kind of
but you still test positive.
Crazy.
I don't know but they also said that he didn't have any symptoms the second time around either.
I just love how we're just like a total petri dish to these pharmaceutical companies.
They're just coming out with pills and shots and vaccines and it's all emergency use and
they're just kind of just experimenting on humans.
Yeah.
I really feel like that's what they're doing.
So anyway we didn't open so this is our first podcast with in August.
It is because it's the second.
It sure is.
Welcome to August and it's still the god-blessed heat of summer.
It's not as bad the last couple days.
It's been like not 103.
Yeah it's been like 95 or 8.
No no no no 98, 99, 100 but not 103, 102.
Right yeah it's.
Isn't that funny we're like we celebrate it being two degrees cooler.
I know.
Yeah it's typical typical Texas summer though.
Yes.
That's what you gotta keep in mind.
It's your typical summer.
You have you have years like this where you have stretches.
It's not abnormal.
God it's just so depressing though to look at the forecast the 10 day forecast.
And see hundreds.
Every single one of them.
One hundred and two hundred and two hundred one hundred one hundred and two.
But anyway.
This happens it happens people are like oh what's no it's not climate change.
It's weather.
I know.
And it happens you know next summer maybe a low one.
Right.
With a bunch of hurricanes.
Right.
I hear you.
And then they'll blame it on climate change again.
Yeah I mean I've said this before remember like Texas used to be and I'm talking I don't know how
many hundreds of thousands of years ago but it used to be an ocean right.
They have found fossils at the top of you know the our highest geological.
Right.
You know you know hills and mountains and stuff for it to have been a sea and is now
no longer a sea the climate changes.
Well Antarctica used to be green.
Right.
There we go.
Right.
There you go.
So did Greenland for that matter.
Yeah.
So I think it naturally changes.
Oh and then you know on the on the heels of this I read and this this has been a
scandal before where NASA's climate weather stations.
Right.
They're not allowed to be within a certain number of you know proximity to urban affected heat.
Like they can't be in a city.
They can't be you know mounted on concrete.
They can't be you know I mean they have to be separated so that they are not affected by the
abnormal high urban temperatures.
Sure.
Right.
Cities hold heat.
Correct.
Cement.
Correct.
And exhaustion.
They went through and did a study and 96 percent of them are affected by urban heat.
That just came out last week.
Hold on.
I heard something like that but what do you.
Urban heat.
So okay so you're saying that the study was nowhere near the urban area.
No the study was of all the NASA weather stations that they used to collect you know surface
surface temperatures.
Right.
And the the rule is you cannot put it somewhere where there's going to get an abnormally high
reading because it's mounted on concrete or sitting on a Starbucks.
Right.
Or you know I'm saying and 96 percent of them were affected by urban heat.
So are they going to account for that.
They need them.
They need to.
So you're saying that 96 percent of them were located in the cities.
Correct.
Oh okay.
Yeah and falsely and falsely registering high temperatures.
So what's the scientific community saying about this.
Quiet.
It was kind of a story that went right by like they all do.
Anything that goes against that narrative right.
Oh yeah.
I mean you can't have anything.
I mean because remember global warming that the narrative started to fall apart.
So then they change it to change climate change.
Right.
So it's called weather.
Yeah it's it's a fart in the wind.
You know those course you know they've got it.
They've got core samples.
They had some dude on Joe Rogan Dr.
Another Dr.
Roberts I believe and he was talking about core samples and how they went back like 15
thousand years and they were saying that the heat kind of goes back and forth.
And they were like you know doing averages and it says there's a variance of maybe plus
minus four every year.
Right.
So we started adding them all up and it's a it says it's basically it's a it's a freck
of frequency goes back and forth back and forth back and forth.
It says you know you didn't see any changes because when they're looking down this ice
sample that came out a core.
Right.
They get down to like five thousand years and all of a sudden it drops down like a 20
degrees.
And then it goes right back into the same procedure and that happened well within like
50 years.
So it dropped down 20 degrees and then it bounced right back up and then like 15 thousand
years is like when supposedly it was when they're projecting when you know Antarctica
may have had green back then at that time.
It's amazing.
You know I mean think about it if that was green what else was going what was what was
what was ice.
You know I mean it was it all or do we not have any ice.
Right.
Is that what it was that there were less land because that water would cover if all the
ice melted.
Now how much of the land would be covered.
Well that's exactly what the climate alarmists are arguing.
Right.
But did they buy houses on the beach in.
Well they're up in the wildfire infested mountains of the.
Barack Obama.
Unless it's in the form of oxygen.
In Martha's Vineyard.
There you go.
Yeah.
And here's another thing if they were if if if it were a real thing with the sea rising
and you want to go out and get a loan for 10 billion dollars to build some property
on the on the coast somewhere.
There's not a bank on the planet.
Just think about it.
Banks are owned by the elites.
Who in their right mind would give somebody a loan.
That's if it were real.
Yeah.
Right.
Now I hear you know that that's kind of what I'm like Long Island that were all the extremely
rich folks that was the Hamptons.
That's all beachfront.
Right.
And that's probably one of the first things that would go would be that whole section.
So that but they're saying that that whole area is going to be completely underwater
in 12 years 10 years.
Well 12 years.
That was 12 years ago.
Yeah.
Well that's just not it's just not true.
You know there are so many things.
Now I will say this that you know you've got like Italy and Greece where you do have I
don't know if the ground is sinking or if the the sea is rising but you've got you
know you you you have those canals and you are riding through the canals on boats.
Well those houses that the boats are going through used to be on land at one point.
So I'm thinking like Venice.
Venice is the one that no yeah with the gondolas.
The gondolas.
Did I say it wrong.
No I did.
Gone.
Well Florence is famous for the canals.
No it's Venice.
It's Florence.
Venice.
Florence.
Two against one.
I'm not arguing it is Florence.
It's Venice. We have to fact check where are the gondolas.
Venice does.
Venice does have canals but Florence is famous for their canals.
No that's what Venice is famous for.
I've been there.
Both of them.
So have I.
I was in the boat.
I've been to Rome.
Now that is true that's a fact what I'm saying but my point isn't even really Florence and Venice.
It is more of the like the Greek area.
The Greece you know where you've got these these.
I see a lot of references to Venice.
It says what to know about the gondola rides in Venice Italy.
Why don't I see Florence anywhere.
Well because he didn't Google.
No he just says where are the gondolas in Italy.
All right well we'll type in there what has more canals Florence or Venice.
This should be interesting.
Apparently we're none of us are experts of Italy of Italy.
No right.
Italy.
All right you know while he's looking that up why don't we do it.
You want to do a quick.
Oh he's already got it.
Florence or Venice which is better.
Oh we're both right.
Look at you.
It says the area of Venice is divided into six and it's gone now.
Yeah yeah there we go.
Create Florence is the cradle of Renaissance art.
I knew that.
Okay keep going.
Well the okay yeah.
The.
The folks that I went to school with over when I lived there that's what they would say
is that Florence is more known for their their their Italian canals than Venice.
Venice still has them.
It's just a little bit different.
Venice has.
I like how he goes right back to Venice.
Venice has I like how he goes right back to the mines.
Yeah so do we need to talk about the the bourbon that we're drinking.
We do.
I don't know what is the bourbon.
You know I wasn't really impressed with it.
It's it's I like it better now it's opened up some.
It came in a box.
Came in a box.
It had a wooden box so it's got to be you said the most amazing.
So this is why we need a box.
We need to do some live shows because if we do a live show we could be
Tick tock live Instagram live Facebook live where we can have the millions of people listening
to us responding.
No judge full of shit.
It's not Venice.
No Sean's full of shit.
It's not Florence.
Sean's an idiot anyways but Florence is definitely not it.
You know that's kind of feedback we've been kind of cool on the fly.
Can't be tick tock though.
I'm not giving dudes like us information to China.
We already have it.
Son of a.
We have listeners worldwide.
We have two in Ireland.
Let's listen multiple times so they've got they've popped into the top 10 or 15 right.
They have we have the top ones they've listed but if you look at the map it's it's everywhere.
So let's see I got it.
So even though I unchecked all those boxes on tick tock they're still sharing it.
They're still reading all that because it says on there you can opt out on all that stuff.
You know which I did after you mentioned it I was like shit and I went in there and sure enough
it said we do this we do that we do this we do that you know as far as the keystrokes and I was
like man check check check check no you cannot no you cannot why would you.
I know you know it's kind of like what kind of default setting is that.
That's shady.
Well the default setting is give us full access to your phone right.
Yes people aren't going to pay most people don't pay attention to that shit.
No they don't they don't care they're thinking I have nothing to hide what do they if they want
to get something from my phone you know more powerful than that.
Who trying to screw you whatever.
Well what what what again it all came down from Joe Rogan right.
He was talking about he actually read the terms and conditions for tick tock and he couldn't
believe it right.
It reads your keystrokes it keeps track of all your keystrokes.
Oh shit your passwords.
Right right and it knows all your files on your phone.
And I know a lot of politicians that come out and spoke harshly about this.
Yeah.
I mean I guess they're getting the inside I mean they're on the Intel committee so they're like
getting information about what China is doing with it.
Well this is something that Trump has said a long time ago.
Yeah.
Three years ago he was mentioning this.
Yeah.
But the thing that still bothers me which I don't give a shit and I mean I do care about them
keeping track and stuff like that and if I could opt out on that I will.
But it's still they're still embedded in so many different softwares you know everything.
Oh you mean not just kick-talk.
Yeah not tick-tock they're embedded in everything.
They've got their fingers in everything.
Sure.
Yeah.
Every little TV has a you know if your TV there's there are a lot of TVs out there that have
microphone and cameras.
Right.
You know every single TV there's back doors.
Why why would they want to watch what you're doing in your living room.
Well.
I mean all you're doing is sitting on your couch watching the TV.
So why.
Well there are a lot of two-way FaceTime program apps that are available through the TVs.
Okay I get it.
So I mean there's so now there's a now there's a lot of TV apps.
Now there's an excuse to have.
But you see my point like they're just wanting to like spy inside your house and see what
kind of expensive stuff you have or.
I think it's a matter of because that what I read is is there's a company here in the
U.S. who's trying to implement the Chinese social structure you know where it's social
credits.
Oh great.
And the way they're going to do that is getting your data off your phone.
Right.
And see if you've been a good person or a bad person somehow.
Bullshit like that.
Yeah.
What are you buying.
They're going to restrict what you could buy.
Oh you you.
You don't have enough points.
Your podcast really sucked this week so we're going to give you a hundred demerits.
It's more wokeness right.
You said something offensive on your podcast.
Correct.
So now you lost fifty thousand points.
So now we can't shop at Home Depot.
Yeah no you can't buy food this week.
Right.
Oh we'll starve.
Oh I can't buy gas for your car.
And that's what happened in China now.
That's going on in China now.
You know.
Social credit.
You ever seen the show.
It's a TV series I think on Amazon.
It's called Black Mirror.
I've never watched it.
I've heard of it.
Yeah there was they had an episode that talked about social that social score thing.
And there was you know they'd be all walking around everybody's super hypersensitive about
how they're treating other people because they don't want to get dinged.
And there was this lady that was in a bad mood or something horrible happened to her.
And she bumped into somebody and just kind of let loose on her.
And she was like you know what I mean.
I'm sorry I didn't mean that.
And then her thing went bling bling.
She like lost she lost like five points because she was a total
biatch to the person that bumped into her.
Right.
I mean that's that's what they're doing.
That's where they're headed in China.
They're already doing it from what I've heard.
That's what I'm hearing too.
I don't know.
I don't know how it works though.
You know what I mean.
I don't know.
They're going to what I've read.
I don't know what the criteria is.
What I've heard is they're going to an electronic currency.
Kind of like Bitcoin.
Cashless society.
So they're trying to move.
That's the great reset.
Everybody keeps talking about China is headed that way faster
than anyone else.
Right.
It's like you control it.
Right.
So they can say you know you're due a thousand credits this week.
You think you have money but now you don't because we control it.
Right.
And you you you piss somebody off.
We're going to take some and we're not going to let you spend it here.
We're not going to let you do this.
Were you not going to go on your vacation.
You beat mix in there.
You went you.
Yeah.
So you know it's a scary stuff.
Some people over here want that.
A hundred years from now we may not even recognize what this world is like.
It doesn't matter.
I say it doesn't matter because I don't it doesn't really matter to me now
but it may in the future but I don't care if they keep track of I mean
they're already keeping track of everything you buy.
Right.
You know so it's an advertisement perspective.
Yeah.
From an average.
Now I mean from I mean you use your credit cards.
It keeps track of where you're you know what you've spent money on
and if you go to Kroger you know I'm sure that there are some interfacing programs
that will tie your Chase account to whatever you purchased.
Right.
You know and I mean I don't know how that language works but I'm sure
sure there's something there.
There is.
Yeah.
Most of it's loyalty program stuff.
Yeah a lot of it.
Yeah.
That's I mean because that's where you are literally opting in.
You're volunteering to opt into it.
So I'm going to capture my stuff.
Yeah.
The previous company I worked for had working on brilliant technology where they literally
they had geo fencing.
I mean I think I think I kind of highlighted a little bit of this
but you could be walking into a mall.
It knows that you walked into the mall and it says hey you bought that scarf last week.
We've got the hat that you were also looking at or that matches that scarf.
80 percent off if you come by right now.
Well that's the way that's why Disney is big time.
Crazy.
You basically live on your phone down there.
They have the app.
They know exactly where you're at in the park.
Right.
So as you're walking by a store if you opted to it if you walk by a store the
little notification they stop in for an ice cream cone.
Five dollars off.
Or we knew you know you're looking for ice cream.
Hey you just walked by so and so ice cream.
Right.
I stopped in for some Star Wars shirts and there's virtual reality shit as well that you can hold
your phone up and see so they know where you're at.
Yep.
And they so and they like walk by.
We saw you looking at that girl in the blue skirt.
She's over here at this restaurant.
That's not that specific.
Yes.
Oh OK.
Yes.
So yeah the whole thing while you're when you're in everybody.
If you go to Disney these days you have to be on your phone.
Oh yeah you'll miss out.
Yeah and you'll miss out and you know they control.
I mean there's a lot of benefit to it as well because you can see how long lines are.
Oh of course.
Hey let's go hit this right now.
No it's not all big brother stuff.
I mean if they're trying to they're trying to maximize your experience while you're there
because you know the biggest stress and you can talk about this but the biggest stress is
we got limited time to spend here and we want to maximize.
Right.
Everything we're doing like there are people that like you know we're going to go in here
we're going to go here we're going to go here we're going to hit everything.
Right.
You know and then we're going to chill by the pool and then we're going to go I mean you know
fall to the wall you know.
Well that was a good thing when my wife and I went down there I don't know a couple months
ago is we didn't have an agenda.
Good.
Or timeline or anything.
You know the kids with you.
We have the kids we've all been I've been there multiple times.
Right.
And there are things I wanted to do and if I didn't get to do them as it's like I've
the right to the same as it was six years ago.
I'm not all that obsessed with rides anymore.
I'm kind of right.
It was more the experience and because they do an excellent job down there.
Yeah.
I mean it's completely immersive.
Yeah you just wanted to get shit face in every bar that you could find.
And I succeeded at that.
Especially the Star Wars one.
The Star Wars one was cool.
Yeah you get to stay later because I think you have a certain amount of time you're allowed
to be in there where you're supposed to be in there for 45 minutes.
That's crazy.
And that's like nothing.
No.
In a bar.
It's not.
But the thing is it's it's extremely popular and Julie and I got extremely lucky to get
in a reservation because there was a tremendously long line to get in.
Right.
And I just happened to look and it's I think it's called Uga's Tavern or something like that.
Right.
And I was like oh there's one at six o'clock.
And I took it.
How would that even be possible.
Someone canceled.
Same day.
And I just happened to be on there at the right time and I snagged it.
Oh wow.
So I walked up.
There's this big long line.
You just walk up.
It's like an appointment at six or is it six or six fifteen.
They're like all right.
Follow me.
Did you feel like a VIP?
I did.
I looked at what bitch.
Yeah you like double double bird the whole line.
Grab my crotch and.
Oh nice.
Suck it.
Yeah.
I got an appointment.
They led you in and you know it's the Cantina style right.
Looks like the Cantina from Star Wars.
Did they have that music going.
That's exactly.
But yeah they had the little DJ up there and playing the music.
And he looked like an elephant.
No no he was a robot.
Oh he's a robot.
They didn't have all the creatures playing the instruments and stuff.
No at least I didn't see that.
Oh that'd been cool even if they were animatronic.
Yeah.
Now they had some DJ up there spinning records.
Oh nice.
So our spot was at the bar right.
So we sat at the bar which I prefer.
They had tables around as well.
And they're like you have 45 minutes and.
So line them up.
Line.
Yes.
So did you really order like eight drinks.
No we did.
We kept going right.
The bartender was very good very nice and we just kept buying right.
So we were there for an hour and a half.
Was she hot.
No.
Were you dressed like an alien.
Were you flashing hundreds.
Is that why she's all cashless.
It's all cashless.
There is no cash.
It's crazy.
Was she dressed like a like a Star Wars character.
Just no just like a like maybe a uniform from the rebellion or something like that.
Nothing outrageous or anything like that.
Sounds kind of.
That'd be kind of cool.
Yeah sounds sexy to me.
I think I'm going to go work there for a week and then keep the outfit.
Yeah.
Oh nice.
It was very cool.
So that's unique drinks and the foods.
I mean they look unique and there are standard foods but they've dressed it up to look like
tongues and bits of animals and stuff.
You know what I've only been there once.
We had a horrible horrible experience like the one family in America that like thought
Disney sucks.
But when you describe like if I were to go with my wife totally different.
Right.
Totally different cadence totally different purpose.
I would actually be excited to go.
But I mean now they're kind of crazy woke so I don't know if I can support them.
Yeah.
Well the park wasn't.
Yeah.
The park we didn't experience any of that at the park.
And you get some with little rainbow souvenir areas.
Well they do each.
Oh yeah.
You were showing merchandise.
Yeah yeah yeah.
At their pride section.
But outside of that none of the craziness that you read about you didn't.
I didn't experience any of that.
That is so crazy to think about that that you have a gate or a pride section at a souvenir
shop.
Why would you need one.
At every single souvenir shop.
I have to say why.
I mean because they're showing their support for the LBGQB by WEW community.
It's just that they don't have a white pride area or black pride or that's everywhere else.
That's default.
Yeah.
That's the default.
Is it default.
I don't know.
I'll tell you what.
To be honest I didn't find for that there are very few people looking at the merchandise.
Well that's because they're expensive as shit probably.
Well everything is.
Yeah.
Right.
Everything is.
But there's probably a little area you can go where you can donate a kidney.
Did you guys hear about Sesame Place.
Do you know what that is.
You mean Sesame Street.
Is that the one where the parents are suing.
Yes.
So I don't know.
I don't know what Sesame Place is.
I'm assuming it's a resort kind of like Disney World.
I guess.
It'd be wonderful if we could look at it and see what it is.
But Sesame Place.
And yes there was a there was an African-American family and the daughter was wanting to get a hug
from like I don't know Big Bird.
Or Elmo or something.
One of the characters.
Right.
And I there's got to be more to the story because they wag their finger at somebody.
I don't know if it was that girl and they said no no no no.
Like I don't know.
Didn't hug the girl.
You know what they're suing for.
It's like 25.
25 million dollars.
It's a money grab.
It's a money grab and it's a hopefully they'll settle for a million.
They need to settle for nothing.
In the aftermath of a now viral video of a little of the little black girls who were
ignored by costumed Amusement Park employees.
Yeah that one right there.
A Baltimore law firm has filed a class lawsuit action lawsuit against the Sesame
Place for 45 million.
Yeah let's look at the video.
Let's size that up ourselves.
All right.
So they're walking.
They can't even see anything.
They can't even.
They're not even sure what they're doing.
Yeah.
Okay.
So she was walking by.
I don't think they're allowed to hug kids while they're doing their.
They're doing like high fives.
Yeah.
Maybe it puts them.
Okay.
So showing it again.
All right.
They're walking by.
They're high fiving people high fiving.
They wag at somebody.
They they what the person.
Let's see who knows who knows.
You can't possibly know what's going on there and there's certainly not enough for a 25
million dollar lawsuit.
Right.
I mean that's that's the state of this country man.
Anything bad happens.
Anything bad happens and they just assume it's racism or.
Well that was weird.
I wish you could see more of the video than this because that just doesn't really show
because right now you show you high fives.
High fives and then it says no no to somebody else and then the little girls no no.
So was there a black person in the back.
I don't know.
Did they say can we have a hug.
Maybe.
Can we get a picture.
Yeah I don't know.
Hey no no I can't stop.
I wonder if they've got any audio on that.
Yeah I'm sure they're commenting over it.
Or they're saying hey can I have a hug.
A multiple costume characters ignored a five year old multiple costume characters last
month.
Whatever it's crazy.
It's ridiculous.
Get over it.
The girls were upset and you know what like like the story I told when I was in the the
airport at Green Bay there was a father there were two young sons and we were we just happened
to be there and I was not having any clue what was going on.
Also these big dudes start walking in right one after another and I'm like oh my gosh
those are the Green Bay Packers.
They're going to a game or whatever.
Right.
Well that's why that father was there with his two sons right.
And they were talking to different people that came in they're waiting clearly waiting
for somebody in particular who's Reggie White.
Reggie White walks in and the and the father kind of steps in front of him to say Mr.
White Mr.
White and the kids were like Mr.
White Mr.
White and Reggie White pastor he's a pastor by the way puts his hand on the father's
chest and pushes him out of the way.
I watched this he was an empty lobby empty completely empty lobby.
There was the father the two kids Reggie White and another teammate with him.
So there were no crowds and people standing there you know everybody trying to sign.
I mean he was alone with that father and son.
So do you think he was still a hero of that family after that.
Well yeah heck no.
Oh I guarantee those kids have now grown up to like have no respect for like you know.
Anyway he literally put his hand in his chest and moved him out of the way.
What did the guy do?
No he saw that in a video or.
No I was there.
You were there.
I was there in the lobby of the of the Green Bay airport and watched this happen and I was pissed.
I was pissed and then I watched him walk by and I'm like oh my god did you just see that.
And the kids start crying both of them started bawling and the father just hugged them and
consoled them and you know what I mean.
Right.
Was that a 25 million dollar lawsuit.
You should have posted up on ready one.
All right.
Oh yeah I did I walked over there.
You mean what's up.
They just slammed you.
Yeah well that's how I now have one leg shorter than the other.
Ball buster.
I kind of flew away.
All right anyway yeah I don't think it warrants a lawsuit sorry.
I mean you know what people get the feelings hurt every day.
Yeah I get my feelings hurt every day.
Yeah.
No one cares about me.
Yeah you're probably number one on the list.
Yeah.
Anyway the bourbon would drink in is kind of a horror movie type title.
Blood oath.
Yeah yeah blood oath.
Blood oath.
Packed eight.
And it came in a coffin a little wooden coffin.
The only thing I'm going to say is it's not it's very oaky and oily.
So where did you get it.
Like where did this come from.
I wasn't with you guys you guys kind of snuck off without me.
Because again you're gallivanting across the country.
And I don't first off I don't gallivant anywhere.
Are you gallivant everywhere.
Taylor Swift.
Yeah like.
Well she loaned it out to me.
It's one of those 170 times since the beginning of the year.
So this one has.
One of the 170 flights that she's getting torn up for.
So how many how old is this.
Well it's a combination of whiskies.
It is.
Oh okay.
A 14 year ride bourbon.
A three three blend.
Keep going.
An 11 year ride bourbon as well as an eight year ride bourbon.
Oh all three ride.
You're right.
Finished in Calvados casks.
I don't know.
Blended together to form this release.
So each pack is different right.
It's this guy who puts it together.
Oh read the next paragraph.
If you don't know what Calvados is read that.
That's great.
For those unfamiliar with it is an apple or pear brandy from the Normandy region in northwestern France.
Fantastic.
Distilled from cider and aged for a minimum of two years in oak casks.
These caskets part was described as their unique aroma and flavor into the bottling.
I gotta be honest I don't really taste it but it's kind of a neat a neat legacy.
I smell apple pies now.
See everything now all this pear.
Grandma's apple pie.
Yeah all this what is it pear and what.
Apple.
Pear and apple brandy.
God yeah it's overpowering me.
All this.
Now that I know it's there.
Yeah all this pear and apple is just oh wow it's just enveloping me.
No I don't taste it.
I don't taste it either and I'm I gotta be honest I'm not impressed.
I'm not impressed either.
I was kind of a dud.
I was a dud.
Well that's harsh.
Yeah it's not a dud.
Being in a wooden box I would have been more impressed.
Well to to I think the exclusivity of it I was expecting more right because they got
they had one one bottle and we got it.
Right yeah we got it we scooped it up because we're kind of I'm not missing out in case it is.
You guys gotta run out the score.
I think if it were a little hotter you know it may offer a little bit more in depth as
far as the taste goes.
It's not light it's 100 proof.
I thought it was like 94 96.
98.6 yeah I mean there you go so it was not hotter.
Oh the one point yeah the one point four proof yeah that's what makes it fall short.
Let's email them it needs one point four more proof.
Right no but the point is I'm just thinking it could be a little hotter because it doesn't
taste very hot to me.
I mean it was very to me could be more flavorful not necessarily hotter.
That's where you're going because we know that the higher proofs are richer.
So maybe maybe that's what you think I'm trying to help gyrating over here.
I was trying to like trying to whip the ice cube in there to add flavor damn it.
Yeah it's not really helping it.
Yeah so this says it retails for 120 we did not pay 120.
Did we say what the name of it was.
Oh it's blood.
It's blood oath.
I know but it's.
Once a year.
This is the eighth version of it.
Okay and it's made.
By Lux Row.
Lux Row okay.
He makes a shit ton of bourbons.
Okay okay fair enough and it's a I know it's aged in barrels from Normandy.
Apple and pear brandy.
It's finished it's not finished finished.
So they.
But it is a Kentucky bourbon.
Well he yes so he blends it with those three whiskies so he blends it and then pours it
into this the Calvados and then ages it for another.
After they've already been aged.
Right so I don't know how long he's aged it in the Calvados cast but.
A week or two maybe.
Maybe could be.
We're gonna get an email on that one.
Yeah just so you know it didn't actually it just poured through the cast.
So there's a hole in the bottom.
Right.
Yeah a little strainer.
Right.
Or better yet there's a hole in the about one third up.
So I like it.
Just so that they can put that paragraph.
I like it better now than when I first opened the bottle.
Right.
I think I think I think it tastes it was very oaky.
Yeah.
When I first.
Yeah you guys said thick and oily.
Yeah.
Which made me apprehensive to even try it.
So anyway there you go.
I like it it's good.
It's not bad.
It's not.
But I thought for the.
I wouldn't call it a dud.
No.
Like Sean was saying.
Yeah.
But.
But I think it's good.
But we've had better.
Yeah we've had better and I was hoping for more just because of how hard it is to get.
Right.
But you know I mean I think I think this is what we're learning it's like so much of this is
obviously massively personal taste.
It is.
I mean.
Quality also does not equate to price either.
Or taste.
Right.
Like you know some people don't want smooth.
Some people don't want fruity and and carmely.
Right.
Some people want hard spice.
Listen to this burn in your throat.
I was a dog in what dog.
I was sharing that I could smell the metal when we're doing our samples.
Yes.
And it gets in the way of me trying to smell.
So I was thinking I'm Googling different types of thick.
I put in their thick cognac or thick shifters.
And in reading on this one it says that these sniffers hold 17.3 ounces.
That's a horrible idea.
That's like the full bottle.
Yeah.
That would basically be the entire bottle.
That'd be our last podcast.
Each of us have it's like a big aquarium.
Whatever happened to them.
All the three of them they didn't make it.
They went for the big the big glass shifter whatever you call it.
They just come.
I think you're supposed to fill it.
All three air lifted after drinking 17 ounces.
All right.
Anyway.
I was just know there's some large glasses because I was I was trying to look for
something that's because the problem with those Glen Caron glasses and some of the
snifter glasses is they're just extremely fragile.
You know you put one on its side.
Crack.
You know you got to be very careful with it.
So I'm looking for something that will offer the size.
And not jeopardize the taste glass.
Well I've got rocks glasses down there.
I got them for my birthday.
Yeah rocks glasses work too.
But you know these these sniffers and the Glen Caron glasses are designed to to hone
in the smell.
Oh right.
And for swirling.
It's got that curve where it focuses focuses the nose blah blah blah.
Well I say I say we get out the Glen Carons again.
We could ultimately pour it in here with a cube but I think we start with the Glen
Carons.
And then we poured it there.
OK.
Yeah fair enough.
That way we get a better initial experience.
That would work.
All right.
So you have something interesting on the table that you got in the mail.
My penis.
OK.
In the mail.
OK.
I was actually.
Oh on the table.
Well yeah I was looking over there.
I wasn't looking through your glory hole.
Wow.
God.
Anyway yes.
Glory hole.
Well that's what he said is.
No I did not mention glory hole.
He said the P word.
Glory starts with what.
You didn't hear him.
He said penis.
I know.
On the table.
On air.
All right.
We're getting sidetracked here.
Wait we're getting sidetracked because of your misdirection.
Yes.
All right.
Walk us through what you got in your hand there.
Anyway.
God that sounds bad.
Yeah.
Well stop petting it.
When you lay them up like that how can you not.
Put your penis away and read with the piece of paper.
He named he named it lady.
Lady go sit down.
All right.
So we all we all get these in the mail.
It's these.
I've got one of those.
These.
Well I mean I've never gotten one like this either.
Anyway I got some in the mail today and there is this hard.
Kind of nifty.
Oh it's hard.
I could feel it through the envelope.
This long hard thing.
And I opened it and it's one of these sweepstakes giveaways.
Giggity.
And it says you may be a finalist in our 2022 Tesla Model 3 giveaway.
And it's got this little I don't know what you would call this.
It's like a small little thermostat for a vape for it.
It looks like a vape.
That's the first thing I thought of.
That's exactly what I thought of that it was a vape.
I said wow Jeff's vaping.
About two inches long three inches maybe I don't know.
But when I got it there was you remember you get some of these
things you have to pull the little plastic tab to get the
battery to work.
Yes.
OK.
So it had this was covering the number so I pull it and it all
lights up nice and bright and it has this five digit number.
Six digit numbers.
How exciting.
If this number matches the number on the scratch off below you win.
One of these four prizes.
So of course my number matches.
So I was excited.
You have a trip to Venice.
No.
No it's Florence.
No he wants to get to canals.
Which is it.
Which one have the canals.
So anyway they both have canals.
It's just that Venice is a larger city.
Oh my God.
Please stop talking.
We've already talked about this.
Yeah we haven't.
That's to its conclusion.
Well we win.
So we're because we're right.
That's right.
Two to one.
So you did not win.
So you're like no I did win and I'll explain to it what I did win.
So the four prizes one's a new Tesla or fifty thousand dollars
your choice.
The second one is a seven day Princess cruise with airfare for
two.
Nice.
The third is a Samsung 70 inch LED.
Okay.
And the fourth is a new Apple iPad air.
And the fifth is a little black thing with red dots on it.
Red lights on it.
That's attached to this paper.
Right.
So anyway I turned it over and I was reading the terms and conditions
and basically it's one of these that the winning numbers and the
prizes associated with them will be posted in our office.
You have to come in physically and sit through our 90 minute with your
with your spouse.
You have to sit through our 90 minute presentation.
It's a time share.
It's a it's a like a time presentation.
They're not calling it a time.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
They're calling it a travel agency.
Right.
And then after that you get to compare your number that was in your
neat little electronic thing to see what prize you get.
So I was looking at the odds right.
Okay.
Which I found was funny.
One out of two.
So the available prizes the Tesla odds of winning are one in five
hundred thousand.
Well that's not bad at all.
Not bad considering these things.
I can't believe you didn't win that.
Right.
The the TV and the other one is one in five hundred thousand.
Right.
So the TV and the air the eye or the air pad or the iPad is also one in
five hundred thousand.
Worse odds than the Tesla.
No it's the same.
So they have.
Oh you said fifty thousand.
You meant five hundred thousand.
Five hundred thousand.
Okay.
You want to five hundred thousand actually the Tesla is one of five
hundred thousand the TV is one of five hundred thousand and the iPad is
one of which means all the same which means they have one that they're
going to give away.
Right.
Well the trip which they're a travel agency.
Right.
The odds in winning.
Okay.
I'll read the odds.
Yeah I'm a mathlete.
It is.
Let's see here.
Did I did I not show you.
Yes it does.
Four hundred and ninety nine billion nine hundred and ninety seven million
five hundred thousand.
Do you know what you're doing.
Is that right.
No do you know what you're doing.
It says it's got a shitload of numbers it's got it's got a whole bunch of numbers.
It's got twelve numbers it's four hundred ninety nine thousand ninety seven to five
hundred thousand.
Oh I don't see it basically.
There was a cold one.
They're going to send five hundred thousand of these out and they're all going to win.
They just want you to get into their.
Oh there was a colon in there.
I couldn't see that.
It's very dimly lit there is a colon a colon.
Oh wow that's good odds.
Yeah.
So you're every everyone's going to win.
Right.
If you go in if you go in you're going to get the you know there are people that do
that.
Oh yeah.
Then it says in there you know that does not account for any taxes or fees or boarding
fees or excursion fees and all kinds of stuff like that.
So I mean there are people they have things all the time come in and check out our real
estate property and we'll give you a free free bag of clubs.
Right.
And then come over here and do this and do this and that's what they do on the weekends.
It's like we go to a state sales we haven't done in a while but we go to a state sales.
That's what these people do.
They used to be like that when you go to the bank you know you open up a open up a bank
account you get the state free set of steak knives.
Very good.
You get a toaster.
Yeah.
There's a toaster a little complimentary BB gun.
Don't put your eye out.
This is New Jersey.
I don't know what it was.
Oh okay.
Because you sounded all weird.
That was weird.
Yeah.
So basically but you're right I mean I could go in there and I could get a seven day no
way for no way I would rather scratch my eyes out for those things are
so painful because my wife and I did it once.
We we stayed at a Hilton down when we went to Disney World 15 years ago or something
like that and we it was free to stay there.
No we had reduced pricing and but you got free tickets to the parks.
Right.
As long as you sit through our hour and a half program.
It was a timeshare.
Right.
And it I don't know if you ever sat through one of those but those are hard core sales.
People try to yeah hardcore and then you're like you want to leave and they're like whoa whoa whoa.
Whoa whoa whoa.
They're bringing their manager out and they're they don't let you leave.
They're working up all these numbers and I was just like we can't do it.
We had we had I think Brandon was brand new and we're paying daycare and I was just like
he's brand new.
Yeah he was a baby.
Right.
And I was just like we can't afford it we can't afford.
Well if you split this out over 30 years it's only two hundred and thirty four dollars a month.
I was like I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
Well if you do it over this and you do this this this this I was working down to two hundred
dollars a month.
Right.
No I can't do it.
You should have said you should have said you know what I get pissed off at the very end.
Because you should have said I can't decide.
I tell you what if you let us come back for free again you know let us one more stay see if I
really really like this place on me.
I think we're drawn to it.
It's a nice place.
I think yeah I think I think we could do this but we need to stay here for free one more time.
To really make a decision.
So as I do it.
I bet you they would do it.
Having them pull your leg.
Correct.
And after that it was all you know you get a free hotel stay and.
And tickets into the parks yes.
And when you said no were they like get the hell out of here.
Oh they're pissed.
Yeah.
I thought we just wasted an hour on you or half hour or however long it was.
They said that.
No but that's the feeling.
I know well I mean you know they work hard.
They do.
But it's.
I could do it.
I wouldn't want to do it.
Oh my god no way.
I would be like straight up with somebody look I'm here for the free shit.
We said that.
That's all I'm here for.
They know they still fight.
I mean they still.
Still have to sit down and listen to me.
Yeah.
And then once you're there it's like that's when they start pulling out all the sales tactics.
What if you had headphones on.
What do you think you'd say.
I'm deaf.
Yeah.
I can hear you.
You've got the inner monologue.
But do do do do do.
Singing.
Do do do do.
Right.
You're just sitting there singing out loud.
Do do do free Disney.
But it was a beat down man.
It was it was a true beat down.
Living on a prayer.
And we walked out and it was like we're never doing that again.
That was be happy.
Oh well I was just singing whatever was on my hearing aids when I was supposed to be
listening to the Timeshield.
That's true.
You could tune in the music.
Yes absolutely.
I'll just sing out loud.
Shelly you take care of it.
I'm listening to Nightwish.
There you go.
Yeah.
You start singing that to him.
Well there you go.
Look at that.
I name dropped.
It's Nightwish.
Very nice.
Yeah.
Speaking of name dropping I really we really got to go see you figure out how to get the
snarky puppy.
Did you see they dropped a new video the other day.
I saw that.
It was good.
I I would be in on that deal you know.
I know you guys.
You don't like that kind of music.
I really don't like it.
It's cool jazz.
Yeah but you get burned out.
But it's not cool change.
Okay.
Nice.
See how it worked out.
Yeah.
You kind of worked it out.
What is the name of the new one that just came out.
I mean I've seen it but forgot.
It's called bet or something like that.
So Mr. Producer if you could pull up YouTube snarky puppy Beth.
That I think just pull up snarky but it'll come up.
Brand new came out like a day or two ago.
I feel like you guys get together on another night and talk about snarky puppy without me.
No we're Jeff and I are just on the same page when it comes to coolness.
Yeah.
Oh we don't even.
Yeah there it is.
That's my bad.
Yeah.
Well it really is.
So the top one there.
Yeah.
All right.
So what kind of music is this.
Here we go.
This guy's jam.
And you start start recognizing the session players.
You know they have a lot of artists.
Yeah.
Snarky puppy.
Yeah there's like 30 instrumentalists in the room.
I mean oh my god they have a million people.
They have two drummers and three additional percussionists.
How do they decide who does what.
I mean when there's four guitarists.
The homeboy jamming on the flute.
You see that.
He's a flutist.
He writes it all.
He's got a deep elems shirt on.
He's got your neck thing going on.
So there's no it's just instrumental jazz.
Well this one.
No no singing.
Couple of them have song singers.
I could dig a woman's voice to some of this.
Fast forward to about a little bit.
Yeah the solo is pretty cool.
I didn't do anything to it.
It was about to hit right when they.
So they've got they got everything.
They got strings to the caterer.
They cater to.
Well it depends on who they do have artists.
They had I forget.
Joel you're crazy.
They're just jamming.
It's like a jam session.
No music.
But they're all in sync and they're all playing the same thing.
It's I find it amazing.
Look at all these people that are sitting around them with their headphones on.
They see if you can back out of this one.
Mr. Producer and let's look at another song with it.
Let's see if they've got some vocals.
There's a solo like a concert.
Pretty good.
He's got that little.
Air Clapton thing in his mouth.
Why is he what's going on with his mouth in the tube.
He's got that tube box box.
Yeah.
What it does is it shoots audio into his mouth and he uses his mouth as a contortionist to
channel the sound so he can open up his mouth and he can hear the sound.
He uses his mouth as a contortionist to channel the sound so he can open up his mouth and close it.
And it creates that Peter Frampton does that.
I've never.
OK.
I remember Peter Frampton having weird weird singing.
OK.
That was a little weird.
They're all they're all different.
I would love to scroll down.
Let me get rid of that.
And let's see.
How did you guys even hear about Snarky Puppy?
I played him up here for you guys once.
I know.
But where did you hear about it?
I just I just stumbled on it on TikTok.
I stumbled on it.
Yeah.
Keep going.
I actually stumbled on that guy.
Lornell Lewis.
Scroll down.
Keep going.
I stumbled on him first.
And he was like talking about Snarky Puppy.
No.
Then I was like who is this Lornell Lewis?
And then I found Snarky Puppy.
All right.
Is he one of the artists?
He's the lady right there.
All right.
So we'll we'll just do this one right here.
I don't know this.
This is a lot.
Yeah.
So I don't know this one.
It's Lala Hathaway.
But she's a singer, apparently.
Yeah.
But this is like this is like hardcore jazz.
Right.
You know, and it's.
All right.
We'll see how this goes here.
I don't know.
I've never heard this one.
You and I have something.
How long to be around when you can see that you and I have something.
They always have people sitting around with headphones on.
They have so many instruments that it's extremely difficult to to manage the audio that comes out.
All those instruments where if you're in a big auditorium, you can't hear everything.
So it really if you go into a soundproofed area and mic everything,
you get truly studio quality stuff.
That's cool.
I could you know, I could put this on in the background and like decompress.
Right.
I'm not a big jazz, you know, local guys.
It's not that I don't like it.
I'm just not I'm not familiar with it.
I know a lot of people go to jazz venues.
Lingus is probably one of their most popular songs.
And it's interesting.
So have you guys ever been to a you ever been to a jazz venue
where where you guys kind of chill and have a beverage?
No, we haven't.
I mean, I've been to a jazz venue before, but I've never gone to
one of these these performances before.
So these guys, some of them were started off in a band called Soul Kitchen,
S.O.L Kitchen, and they're started off in Denton.
They all went to the University.
You want to say these guys are all local?
But all of them.
Well, all of them.
Yeah, they started off the bass, the guy who started at the bass player.
He's the one who started.
He writes all the music about all the music, but he writes the music,
composes it, and he started here in UNT with a few other folks.
And the keyboardist that had the tube.
Yeah, he was UNT as well.
Nice.
All right. Sorry.
Keep going.
Well, I mean, so they're they're they just started off local and,
you know, they made a pact where, you know, we're only going to stay local.
We're not going anywhere else on the planet.
You got to come here.
And that was Soul Kitchen.
Well, that didn't work out for some of the guys.
They were like, well, you're lucky with that.
And they left.
But the the fact that some players left in Soul Kitchen,
because I remember they were playing in a venue where,
honestly, they were they weren't very sharp at all.
And they played at it's not the Texas Jive.
It was owned by the same owners, the Abbey Under.
And they played at the Abbey Under.
And I should say, not there were like 30
music artists sitting up on the stage.
And based on what I heard, it was a fucking train wreck.
Yeah, because it it just everyone's got their own thing going on.
So it didn't it didn't mesh.
It didn't work well in that environment.
Yeah, because it's so yeah, because it's just, you know,
it's just some instruments are loud and, you know, it's just,
you know, and some are quiet and you have to bring those up.
And it's just there's a lot of sound management that's going on.
And it's just there's a lot of different things that have to happen.
And that's why they they opt to do it in a controlled environment.
Otherwise, I totally get that.
They do go on concert, though.
I don't think they have that many people when they go on concert, though.
But they do play live.
You should one guy.
No, there's there's still a bunch, but they don't have 30 people like they got here.
Right. They may.
They may.
Lingus, I think they have like 30.
Well, you can't count like the 80 people that are sitting around with headphones on.
They play down to Magnolia.
Of course, there's one of the things we said we're going to do whenever did.
But they're at Magnolia.
I can kick myself for that.
Yeah, I know.
And it's like my fault, bitch.
It is.
We actually were talking about that last night.
Very disappointed in you.
But they were playing live down there in a venue.
Right. So well, what's the schedule?
Bring up the schedule.
We'll find out where they play next.
They're actually touring with Steely Dan right now.
Oh, they're opening for Steely Dan.
Are they in Scotland?
They could be. I don't know.
They travel over in Europe quite a bit.
Oh, nice.
All right. Well, that's something we'll have to be on the lookout for.
Yeah, I'd like to be one of those.
Didn't you? Didn't you guys also want to go?
Let me pull up snarky puppies.
You also want to see Nightwish.
Yeah, I love their plane in Red Rocks.
No, in Colorado.
No, that's already done and passed.
We already missed our opportunity to see them.
Oh, bummer.
We had to go middle of May to see them in Colorado.
Why wouldn't you do that?
You guys love those people. I mean, I don't get it, but.
Because I was in. I'm kidding.
I think I was going to Disney World that same time.
So snarky puppy work.
They're they're all they're all over the place.
So like October and October, they're in France.
You know, I mean, they're over in Europe.
Dublin, Ireland, the glass, the Glasgow United Kingdom, Bristol,
United Kingdom, Manchester, London, Paris, France, Brussels, Belgium, Amsterdam,
Nancy, France, Cologne, Germany, Zurich, Switzerland, Austria, Austria, Hungary.
A big European tour.
Yeah, I'm trying to find the very bottom where they actually come back to the United States.
At all?
Prosper Stadium.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
So come March, two thousand twenty three.
They they they marched to the Palace Theater in St. Paul, Minnesota.
They come home.
Yeah. And Wisconsin, Wisconsin.
Too far. Chicago, Chicago, California, Chicago, Cleveland, Buffalo, Boston.
I know they may not survive it.
New York, Philadelphia, Washington, central, Columbus, Huntington, Nashville,
Atlanta, Georgia. And that's it.
What the frack, man.
They're not going nowhere near us.
Yeah, that's too bad.
Nashville or Atlanta may be the closest.
All right. So that means that's out.
But what's in is Bourbon Trail.
Hold on. No, Bourbon Trail.
That's our next excursion.
Now, our next excursion and we have to do this soon is to Nashville to see the Titans
and the Bengals play.
Do they play the game this year?
They play they play this in Nashville.
Oh, dude.
The day after Thanksgiving or that weekend after Thanksgiving.
Oh, that's Sunday, the 28th, I believe.
Are we going to I think we need to.
You hate the game.
I think we need to you. You hate the Titans.
You love the bangles.
You hate the Titans.
So you're probably out.
We need. Well, I mean, I may not.
Well, we need to invest.
Maybe I'll invest in a mobile podcast unit so that maybe we can do a podcast.
From the stadium live from the stadium live like midfield.
Wow.
Sidelined. Yeah.
I'm going to set up a sideline table like people around us would think we're nuts.
We were talking through the entire game.
Oh, we are nuts.
Yeah. And not even watching the game.
Yeah. Well, we could probably talk about work.
We're talking about glory holes.
Now, well, we can put on what they a motorcycle helmet and we have a little
microphone and headset in there.
So we're completely in our own environment.
That'd be weird.
Yeah, that'd be strange.
Three dudes wearing motorcycle helmets where you can't like see.
We may make we may be able to see like mirrored visors.
We probably make TV.
They'd show us three guys just sitting there with helmets.
Yeah, we look like we'll be like.
We look like stormtroopers.
That's a visually enhanced helmet so that we can like zoom in.
I don't think any of that's going to happen.
Yeah, probably not.
Yeah, I see a slim chance of us actually going.
So yeah, well, I am going to all two games this year.
All right.
Yeah, I'm going to Washington, D.C. to watch them play the red.
Sorry, the commanders.
Well, it's Redskins.
You get it right.
Washington Redskins and Titans and Redskins.
That's so retarded.
Why wouldn't you choose the bangles?
Well, because my sister lives in D.C.
and it's very rare that she gets to watch her Titans on her home in her home.
So she's the Titans fan.
She's a huge.
So she already procured the tickets.
She did.
And we're going to Kansas City.
My sister's going to that one, too.
We play the Chiefs in Kansas City.
He's got he's got a couple.
We play in Kansas City.
The Titans do.
Now, there's a couple that they hang out with that they go to Kansas City.
Yeah, they're all the couple.
Yeah, they call it the basket couple because they throw the keys in the basket
that they frolic as first bourbon.
I don't remember any of that.
Something about pounding balls off a wall.
That's what we do.
It's not what we do.
Well, you were pounding ping pong balls off the wall.
You said that, you know, you were.
Yeah, but there was nothing sexual about it.
I'd say thing about sex.
You're like, you put your keys in the basket and then you get a lot of bourbon.
And so like whatever the hell you were saying, well, that's all I said.
And we're like, is any kid doesn't know what he's talking about?
All right.
So anyway, so I would be you know what?
I don't think we have a game scheduled in Nashville.
So I love Nashville.
So I would be willing.
I've only driven through on the way to Cincinnati.
I've never really been to.
It's great.
I love it.
I mean, the Broadway, you know, like the main area where everybody bar hops and stuff.
Very touristy.
Overwhelming.
Once you've done that like two or three times, and in my case, probably six, eight times.
Yeah, it's really, you know, you do it for maybe an afternoon or night,
but it's definitely not the attraction.
Then you go to Pigeon Ford.
Go to Pigeon Ford.
Go to Dollywood.
Forge.
We had a good excursion to, you know, the Jack Daniels, the skillery.
Right.
Down in Lynchburg.
Lynchville.
Lynchton.
Lynchburg.
It was Lynchburg.
OK.
Anyway, and then, yeah, on the way back, we stopped at a civil war significant battlefield.
Gettysburg?
No, I don't think it was Gettysburg.
Appomattox?
I don't think it was that either.
I don't know what it was.
Was it the significance of Appomattox?
Not sure, but it was really cool.
I've been to Appomattox.
I mean, I think Shelley was just humoring me.
I was like, oh, honey, look at these maps.
And oh, my gosh, imagine how these guys were charging through these woods over here.
And imagine.
Were you going to put on the outfits and LARP around?
No, we didn't really.
We didn't do a reenactment of it, mainly because we didn't have the outfits.
I want to be the doctor that cuts off limbs.
I was going to be north and Shelley was going to be south.
And we were going to like.
Storm each other.
Charge at each other.
Right.
And we were giggling and we had little rubber bayonets.
You're nude.
Oh, my God.
It was the best.
What?
Instead of a bayonet, that's a little penetrator on there.
We were all nude.
It was a little deep penetration.
Confederate Airbnb.
It was it was the best.
Why do you why do you have to ruin every memory I have?
He's the one who brought it up.
I know, but you like you lead me to this dark place and then I start saying all these weird things.
I just said rubber bayonets.
Does the rubber band does it wiggle?
Yeah, they're rubber.
Like on airplanes.
Like the toy on airplane.
Before we started podcast, what would have been the odds of me saying rubber bayonets?
What were you put that number at?
I don't know.
It's pretty high.
Pretty high.
So snarky puppy has 50 shows.
None of them are here.
Yeah, from October 1st to April 28th, two thousand twenty three fifty shows.
Is that a lot?
Fifty performances?
It's like once a week, isn't it?
Well, I mean, if you're going to do one of the week, if you're going to do a European tour,
you're you're 52 weeks in a year.
And it's from when they do one like every other day.
Yeah, it's gonna say it's more than a week.
Dude, I mean, that's that'd be really hard.
That's tough.
A lot of energy out of you.
Well, just think of the travel expense, you have fricking 20, 30 people.
Travel.
Yeah, that's true.
Think about packing up all the stuff, all the stuff.
Right.
Every single show.
Those guys have a shit ton of instruments.
Well, you know, and they say people.
And they're delicate.
I mean, there are artists that are like they tour like their whole career and they're like done.
Done touring.
I mean, it's tough.
I would imagine it's really fun.
I read today that Gert Brooks, he was just out here at AT&T.
Oh, July 30th.
Yeah, I missed it.
I heard he put on a good show, but I heard the sound quality.
That's the way that's the way Journey was.
That seems to be a trend in a lot of these concerts that actually maybe not some of the
ones that we've gone to.
But I mean, there's some of the like home.
I'm sorry.
I said like Guns N' Roses.
We went out there.
I don't know where that was at.
It was it was in Dallas.
Oh, it was one with the big fucking ball.
That's a mirror.
Big fucking ball.
That's a mirror.
Is that the Texas reunion or the time about reunion?
Guns N' Roses was probably reunion.
Well, yeah, reunions, the one underneath.
It's where the MAP used to play.
No, the old arena.
No, no, no.
Where do I think it's where the do they do they have concerts at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium?
The old one.
The one they demolished?
No, the new one.
Oh, the new one.
Texas where Garth Brooks was.
That's what I'm saying.
I think it was that the guard that was at that stadium because they at the Dallas Cowboys
Stadium, they have a huge mirror ball that you stand in front of and you can see.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
The new stadium.
Yeah.
So they had my Jerry that up is that the guns and roses was also there.
And I went to that concert and they had horrible sound there.
I think I think it's a facility, but it doesn't make sense.
I mean, I you know, I've heard multiple concerts.
I listed some reviews on when I listed the radio.
They're like, yeah, we went and saw you two out there.
Terrible sound. It doesn't make sense.
Hearing them is just terrible.
The acoustics are terrible.
Yeah, I saw a deaf leopard in Journey.
It was American Airlines.
It was the compression on microphones that were horrible.
It's like, you know, when he's singing, you can see his mouth moving on the video
screen and everything, but there's nothing coming out.
And all of a sudden, you know, it comes out real loud and real good.
He sounds really fantastic.
And then all of a sudden you can't hear him at all, but he's still singing.
And I'm like, what the fuck, man?
This is horrible.
So then to hear that Garth Brooks had some same issues going on, I wonder if there's
seems to be a trend there.
Yeah. So yeah, concert.
I'd second guess to go to see a concert there.
Yeah, big arenas.
I mean, I prefer to go to Choctaw.
What we've been doing, right?
Like small venues.
Successful.
Yeah, small venues.
They sound great.
You're close to the action.
Anyway, he said this is going to be his last stadium tour.
He said that already before.
Well, he said, well, I know, but he also he said that this takes up
takes an incredible amount of people to put them on and their life is basically put on
hold while they do this.
Right. So.
But they're making money and that's what they do for their life is put on hold.
What did he go on?
Like a year long tour or something?
Yeah, this stadium tour, I guess.
I don't know.
Give a shit.
That's kind of insensitive.
That's kind of like that.
The guy from Game of Thrones saying we don't want to have, you know, little people do
Snow White and the Dwarfs.
Those people, those people want the work.
Right.
And now Godbrook saying there's so much work, you know, I don't want to do that to them.
Yeah, I don't think he meant it that way.
That's how I read it.
It just seems kind of pompous because there there are artists out there that would
would love chopping up the bit to get opportunities to go tour, stuff like that.
Now, if you're old and you're just done.
I mean, you may be right.
He may be at the point where he's like, yeah, I don't want to do it anymore.
Well, I mean, that's what we just talked about.
I mean, it's like touring's hard.
If he and he's an old dude because he would because he also said that he's not the end.
That old.
He goes, it's not the end of playing live, but the long stadium tours are done,
at least for him.
Right.
He'll do these pop right.
I got you.
Let me just reflect, guys, when we went on our South American podcast tour
and we wrapped up what we wrapped up in November of last year.
I think it was in the hit.
What?
We hit one hundred and thirty three cities in 20 days.
We went to the packed house at the Olympic Stadium down there.
That's right.
In Rio de Janeiro, we were right there on the middle.
Oh, that one.
I got sick with drinking the banana soda in Honduras.
Wretched.
Remember when we we we repelled from the helicopter in in Barcelona?
Now, you damn near killed the helicopter pilot.
It's wrong continent.
I should have said Cartagena, which is Colombia.
That was in I think of romance in the stone whenever I hear the.
Yeah, me too.
I do.
I think the same thing.
Right.
Hey, Mr. Producer, pull up Tiger Fart.
I'll tell you what, there's a there's a Joe Rogan and he was.
Tiger Fart.
Yeah, he was interviewing Mike Tyson and Mike Tyson and he were talking about
about this animal that he owns and I'm hoping that he can pull this up on YouTube
and we'll listen to a part of it.
Yeah, go ahead and play this part of it or play.
You know, I thought it was freaking super hilarious.
It's crazy that people love to have pets like that.
They love it.
But to live in an apartment and have a tiger like that.
Listen, they give you the full sense of security that you're in control.
They're smart.
They know what they're doing.
So they're talking about his tiger.
He wants me to lay down with him and play with him.
Oh, really?
It's just a real podcast.
This is the podcast that they just made a cartoon out of it.
Maybe I do a good dump in the bed.
Let's see how he likes that.
You really like me?
Does shit right in your bed?
No, but definitely.
I never had that, but they farted.
They might as well shit.
If they fart, they might as well shit.
How bad is a tiger fart?
Oh, man.
Listen, the house.
All the windows got to be open.
You got to firm a gate.
You got to call some motherfuckers in.
So they had this to a comic strip.
This is funny.
What the fuck is happening, Mike?
Oh, my God.
No, it makes sense.
They want to stay at my house.
I don't know.
Fuck them.
I got to go.
They're packing something.
What the fuck, man?
I'm going to be all right.
Tiger farts make them leap.
You can kill it.
But I just thought it was I saw this for the first time.
I was watching some of the Joe Rogan stuff.
And I was like, there's a cartoon where some artist,
some cartoonist actually took the podcast
and dubbed out a section and made a little cartoon out of it.
I thought it was funny, man.
Especially a scenario like this.
And just, I mean, thinking about it, a tiger fart.
He said the tiger fart was so bad
that he had guests in the house.
So they had to leave.
Can you imagine?
Well, just imagine reading all that raw meat.
Oh, well, she really.
I mean, so what was the movie where Mike Tyson was
in the movie and he had a tiger?
Hangover.
That was the longest Las Vegas hangover.
Yeah, hangover.
So that was not for real.
But he really does have a he's to look like.
So they sound like they really kind of pulled his personal story
into the movie.
But I'm trying to think about what he had mentioned.
I don't know if he still has it or not,
but he seemed to know a lot about it.
I'll tell you what, Mike Tyson is.
He's interesting.
He's he has emotionally grown.
He's made super wise, you know, and I'll tell you.
This is of age.
This is on the heels of beating the shit out of that guy
on the airplane.
The guy deserved it, though.
Yeah, well, he did.
That's different.
But just some of the things he talks about,
he's talking to some of these young rappers
and he was like, you know, about things that they go through.
Oh, yeah, this guy pissed me off.
I'm not going to talk to him anymore.
Says, well, you know, you need to rethink that because
now that you're not going to talk to him anymore,
you know, he owns you.
What do you mean he owns me?
It's like he's changed you.
He has control over you.
And he perked his ears up.
He's like, what?
And it was like, yeah, he you know, you changed for him.
The best thing for you to do is to act like nothing happened
and move on.
And I started thinking about that myself
and the things that the people I used to hang out with.
And I've written them off because I'm kind of like,
I don't want to be around that.
And they changed me.
And it takes energy to do this.
So I kind of personalized that.
Well, sometimes sometimes change is for the good.
If you're if you're mixed up with someone who's doing some
some bad things, you're like, I don't want to be in that.
I'm out of that life.
I'm not going to talk to you anymore unless you change
and you come on.
I'm more than welcome to have a relationship,
not while you're doing this over there.
Right.
And that's called you make.
Correct.
Right.
I think that change is positive.
I look at the picture.
And I have made comments to the boys a lot.
Like when you know, when you when you lose your cool,
especially some of you don't even know,
like a road wage incident or you're, you know,
someone in the supermarket and they are a jerk to you.
When you lose control of your emotions,
you're giving up control to some fool.
That's why we try to frame it that way.
It's like, why would you give that fool, you know,
the keys to how you react negatively?
I want to remind you of that next time.
I know.
No, no, I'm just as guilty.
We're all guilty.
We are.
We're all guilty of that.
But it's an interesting way to frame that.
I mean, it's exactly what you're doing.
Like you were going on your merry way.
You were looking at the spam can and going, you know,
you know what I mean?
And you're doing your thing.
And then suddenly now you're negative, angry.
And this person you don't even know made you that way.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's just it's an interesting way to look at it.
And you're absolutely right.
I suck at it.
I completely suck at it.
Right.
But I do try to, I mean, you know,
because I'm trying to teach my youngest, right?
He's driving now and road rage.
Well, he, well, yeah.
And he and I'll be, yeah, he'll be driving
and I'm in the passenger seat and he gets all bent out of shape.
I'm like, son, you can't care about what those people are doing.
Right.
You know, of course, you know, we all do that.
We have road rage incidents or whatever,
but it's an interesting concept, though, Sean.
I think you're right.
I mean, I think Mike Tyson kind of is smart about,
you know, I think he's he's learned that because he's probably dealt with anger management.
Well, he's had some way long time.
Major things.
His daughter, you know, the way she died, you know,
that a treadmill stuck in a corner and she couldn't get off and it it mauled her.
That's unbelievable.
Yeah.
Oh, how sad.
Anyways, Tiger Farts.
That was funny.
And there are 16 people in the snarky puppy band.
Yeah, 16 people.
That's too many.
I think those are the there's more than that.
I think.
Oh, right here.
Look, I know I looked at the same site.
I mean, seriously, imagine how hard it is to move all those people
night after night after night in Europe.
Like you're on your own.
We're playing in Brussels tomorrow.
See you there.
Yeah.
Sure. That'd be fun.
And then they have to continue without that person because they missed their bus or something.
Right.
God.
The sons of bitches.
Well, that is the end of our first podcast, gentlemen.
Dudes, I guess.
August 2022.
Yeah.
We're getting closer and closer to October, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
Well, hopefully getting closer and closer to not triple digit temperatures.
That's all I care about.
That'll be September when we can start seeing that.
That's what I heard.
I heard this high pressure Thanksgiving.
I heard this high pressure thing staying around for a while.
Is this La Nina or La Nina or El Nino?
It's El Shido.
It's El Hello.
Hi, good night.
I mean, actually, we'll see.
I'm Paul.
I'm not Paul.
Paul?
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
Shawn.
I'll catch you later.