Good thing that record button wasn't going.
Yeah, no kidding.
My God, we'd be canceled.
This was quite the adventure to get started tonight.
Yeah, it was a late start.
My son decided to come over and have dinner, and when that happens, the world stops for
my wife.
Of course.
Understandable.
It is understandable.
It was nice to have him over.
We had nice chats about things going on in the world and that kind of thing.
So anyway, my fault.
It's a late start, but we're here now and we're going to get into tonight, right?
Yeah, they may be a few minutes shorter than normal, but we'll try to crank them in.
We're just going to do the halftime.
We won't move the halftime.
Yeah, we'll power eat.
Can't go to midnight.
Me neither.
I got to get up early and do more work.
Look at me.
I need to get to work.
Something's up with that.
I know.
We've had about, what, eight months of just sitting there.
And then suddenly there's just this flurry.
Maybe they're sitting there sharpening the bench.
I know.
It's a flurry of work.
And it's crazy.
You know, when you sit that long, you kind of get out of practice.
You're just like, you're interrupting my day.
I need to watch the view.
All right.
It's the end of July, July 27th to be exact.
It's dudes like us with a fantastic, fantastic hot fricking day in Texas.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
You're right.
10 straight days coming up.
And it's already been how many straight days?
10.
Yeah, it's been a lot.
I don't know.
Maybe on 20 straight, it's going to be 20 or 30 straight days.
I have no idea.
100 plus, man.
I don't know.
I recall, you know, it was actually a long time ago.
Maybe 25, 26, seven years, 30 years ago.
100 straight days of over 100 degrees.
That was 1980, I believe, wasn't it?
80 something?
I was working at the Four Seasons in Los Coinas.
So it was in the 80s.
No, that was the 90s.
I keep hearing about something in the 80s.
I wasn't down here then.
Maybe it was, but I know in 95 around that time, I remember I was working.
I was down here in 95.
I was here.
That's when I got married.
97, whatever.
Me too.
It was right around that time.
96.
Because I remember it was 100 straight days.
I remember I was riding the, whenever the Byron Nelson Golf Tournament would happen,
they'd make you take a, you'd have to park.
You wouldn't be able to park at the normal spot because it's a huge publicized deal.
So lots of employee parking taken up by NBC, ABC, et cetera, and all the new proponents
that go to it.
I remember it was so fucking miserable because we had to park at North Lake College, which
is about a mile and a half away.
Did they bus you?
They bused you.
They had these buses back and forth, back and forth.
Well, at least you didn't have to walk.
Well, I mean, sometimes it would have been faster, I'm sure.
Right.
Standing there in the heat waiting for your bus.
Oh, God.
There's nothing worse than being at big events.
Miserable.
Where they don't manage the bus system very well and everybody's sitting around and then
everybody gets pissy.
It's like everybody starts to jockey for the next bus and people start getting bitchy with
each other.
It was my seat.
It was run pretty good.
They had basically like three buses running nonstop.
So there was always one.
It was a mile and a half away, so it wasn't that big of a deal.
And it's a big event.
So they had the money to pay for it.
And the buses were, you get in it, you're not freaking hot.
You get in from outside, you're like anything is colder.
Being outside, 100 degree heat in a culture.
Yeah, but you'll get in there, you're all stinking.
And there's no shade.
I guess there could be some shade.
Doesn't matter when it's 105.
I was going to say it's just this hot, crappy, even when the breeze is blowing, it's just
like you're standing in front of the oven and it's building out.
I mean, the Four Seasons was unique because when you showed up, you show up in street
clothes and you go to the locker room and you change clothes there because they have
a...
Into your fancy bow tie.
Well, they have a specific uniform you have to wear.
It's not necessarily a bow tie.
They have some that have some bow ties, regular ties, but you don't wear your own clothes.
Do they cleanse them for you?
They press them, clean them, they do everything.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
So you basically go up in there and say, it's a E42 and they hand you a little something,
something.
That's the way you ask for it?
Yo, E42, bitch.
And they're like, why do you keep talking to me like that?
I know you talk normally, Sean.
Hey, E42.
You're from El Paso, come on.
You speak English?
No, it was...
Anyways, so 100 straight days out.
It's fricking hot.
We got a great show lined up and that's why I'm like, we don't have time to cut away from
the show just because Nimble Rod over here had...
Oh, we got to delay our podcast.
We're going to have dinner with my son.
I know, priority.
Why don't you tell your son to man up and get over there and have dinner at a respectable
time.
I told him he could join podcast and he was like, nah, I got to get back.
So we've got...
We're going to talk a little about ear piercing.
We're going to talk about some things that we did for leisure as a kid growing up, roller
skating, biking.
We've got the first times, the first times you hit the first kiss.
Do we want to announce this?
Because we may not get to any of those.
I was going to say, I'm going to put money on...
We've got the bucket list.
We get to the first one.
What is on your bucket list?
There's lots of things.
To complete a list in podcast.
We may even talk about...
I know some of the dudes like us out there like to talk about...
They've played Dungeons and Dragons in the past and some D&D.
They have a...
They've got new cultures of D&D and my kids play Star Wars.
What does that mean, culture?
The traditional D&D is...
It's expanding into other...
I get it.
A genre.
They have like...
For example, they have Star Wars D&D.
I think we should...
I played when I was 12.
I played for a couple summers and I hit my character and it was fun and I didn't pick
it up again after that.
I'd like to do it again.
Really?
Yes.
That's cool.
I think we should set up once a month a D&D thing with the three of us because I know
you guys have played as well.
Yeah.
I grew up playing with my brothers.
Much more recently than I have.
A lot.
As a matter of fact, over the years...
It's time could...
Over the years, we got together.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
We'd get a hotel and my three brothers, I mean, all three grown ass men...
Wait a minute.
We get a hotel?
We would get one.
We'd get a hotel or sometimes we...
Some of us would host...
Actually, I'm the only one that hosted, but yeah, that's what we do.
Did you wear like costumes?
We never got weird like that.
Did you talk in their language?
No.
Your voice?
We didn't...
No?
We didn't have any characters that talk like that either.
Yeah.
It's funny.
My son, Brandon, he...
He talks like that?
He does.
He got somebody he works with, got him into D&D and he went over and created this character
and everything and he named it Half Thor Thundercock.
We go back over the names we had and we...
Oh yeah.
We totally made fun of ourselves for the stupidest names that we came up with.
Completely stupid.
All my names that I create, not just D&D, but any kind of video game or something, they
all have to evolve around flatulence and some sort of...
So you just have like childish names.
It's like Fartholomule.
Really?
I'm trying to think of...
That's too hard to say.
Fartacious.
I don't know.
I can't think of them all.
I've had some really good ones.
Mine are no better.
I had these guys that were twins.
They were Wummus and Wammus.
How gay is that?
It's just gay.
Pretty gay.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
Gay as in what?
Joyful.
Gay as in not cool.
I mean, I don't think there's that...
My wife is calling.
She wants the Amazon password.
So let me just give it out on air.
The login is...
Is she buying you something?
So it's going to come in a brown, unlabeled package?
No.
The double-fisted?
No.
No, she's buying...
Yeah, bedroom...
Toys?
Yeah.
Did you guys hear about the bomb threat?
It turned out to be a sex toy.
Oh, really?
What the hell?
What did that toy look like?
I don't know.
What the hell?
I saw that and it said bomb scare.
That's what it was.
Bomb scare ended up being a sex toy.
It probably showed up in a brown box, unlabeled or something like that.
They're like, what is this?
It was great.
I had to laugh.
Somehow I find these ridiculous article titles.
I rarely read the articles.
I just kind of scan all the titles.
That's what I do every night.
My wife's falling asleep and I just sit there scanning titles, titles, titles, and then
I'll wake her up with some outrageous...
Do you know what I mean?
Somebody saying something or something that gets her all riled up.
She's just like, oh, go to bed.
Stop reading that.
Right.
Anyway, so...
All right.
So continue.
Well, you sent her the password.
I'm working on it.
As far as D&D, I would like to get into that again.
That'd be fun.
It is fun.
Again, we would have to start from scratch because again, it's been 40 years since I
played it.
Yeah.
I'm sure some things have changed.
It'll come back.
So Mr. Producer has pulled up the false bomb threat in Nashville revealed to be a sex toy.
Yeah.
So I wasn't lying.
Yeah.
So...
Don't watch the details.
Nashville Metro Police Detectives or Hazardous Device Units were called in Monday evening
to investigate a bomb threat that was later determined to be a sex toy.
I wonder what the sex toy looked like.
Yeah.
They should show a picture of that.
It's probably the one from Naked Gun that when he starts it...
No.
It was probably a Whoopi Goldford hand.
Do you guys remember that?
When they're in the sex shop.
Oh yeah.
In Naked Gun.
It's like going crazy.
Yeah.
The idiot, you know, the sidekick idiot guys like messing with the toys while he's the
other one.
And he's...
It's like a lawnmower.
I mean, he starts it up and he's like...
Yeah.
This dick is flapping all over the place.
Oh my God.
It's hilarious.
I'm going to have to watch it again to see if it stands up to today's...
If it holds up.
I'm sure it does.
Nice beaver.
Yeah.
It's like a movie airplane.
Well hell, I mean we've talked about movies like that in the past.
What is it?
Top Gun?
No, no, no, no.
Top Secret.
I've seen that one.
That was a good one.
Yeah.
I tell you what we did hold up was...
The guy that doesn't have a throat anymore.
Val Kilmer.
Yeah.
Val Kilmer.
And then there was Hot Shots.
That wasn't bad either.
It was all right.
It wasn't as good as the other ones, but I thought it was funny.
What did Chuck Sheen in it?
Chuck Sheen.
Charlie...
Chuck Sheen.
Yeah.
And then there was the Anna Mila Estavez, didn't it?
Oh gosh, that's his brother.
That's his half brother.
Naked Gun 1 and 2 and a half.
2 and a half, yes.
Yeah, it was 2 and a half.
All those silly movies, right?
Was that Leslie Nielsen?
Is that his name?
Yeah.
He played on a lot of goofy movies.
He's a funny guy.
He was a serious actor for years and years and years until he hit the Naked Guns thing.
I could see him being a soap opera star, was he?
Oh, I don't know.
Was he a soap opera guy?
I don't know.
He played a lot of serious roles when he was a youth.
He is absolutely fantastic.
He's lost his... he's so funny.
Like on interviews, he'll bring fart machines.
You know, he's constantly... he'll sit there and he'll lean up one cheek and rip and then
the other like, did you just fart?
And he's like, yeah, yes I did.
And he would like continue talking like it was nothing.
I wouldn't mind doing the thing.
The only problem with D&D is it's time consuming.
Not that I have a problem allotting time for it, but it's the other folks around us that
have a problem with us devoting, you know, that slice of the pie.
We only have so many slices that we can divvy up, you know, so we got to free up.
Paul, you have even less.
I mean, you've got motorcycle, you've got tier one, tier two, you've got all kinds of...
You've got basketball.
Let me share one D&D story.
So I always like to hack and slay.
You know, I was like my oldest brother was the DM and he was excellent.
Like he could move and shift on the fly.
If you didn't do something he wanted to do, then he would just morph the story to where
you ended up doing it anyway.
You know what I mean?
A lot of these DMs, you know, Dungeon Masters, right?
They like to go... they have everything scripted and if you don't follow their script perfectly,
it falls apart, right?
So anyway, I always used to like, let's attack this.
Let's kill this.
Let's do this.
And then my other brother wanted to build up things in his inventory.
So give me an example.
He would be a wizard and he would like figure out all the spells that he wanted and all
the things that needed to be made to get the spells.
Well, you have to harvest that stuff.
I know, but he would like go into stores into town and he would ask, you know, do they have
any bone dust?
Bone dust for something.
And meanwhile, I'm in the corner going, oh my God.
Can I just cut you?
Cut you.
Can I just cut you?
Yes.
I'm just going to stab you in the back.
Let me grind your bone.
I'll make your dust.
But my brother, the DM was like, just made it, you know, he found it just as important.
So he'd go, let me see if they have any Targaryen bone dust.
And he'd roll his dice and go, no, they don't have any.
And I'm just like, really?
Who gives a shit?
Come on, let's get going here.
Let's attack something.
Right.
We could not have been more opposite in what we wanted to get out of the experience.
And I would just like, oh, he drove me crazy.
Anyway, good times.
Yeah.
And then it, you know, the whole D and D thing kind of switched over to, you know, the video
games and then the whole wow, World of Warcraft.
You got sucked into that big time, didn't you?
Yeah, I played for almost I know I played for I want to say a year straight, but it
wasn't a year straight.
I think I missed like two days.
And this is sad.
Oh my God, that's sad.
It is sad.
Think about what your life could be like if you took all that time and had invested it
in something.
But think of it like this.
Ten thousand hours productive.
You could be a great golfer right now.
You could be.
You could play for Van Halen right now.
Yeah, that's true.
I could have done some stuff like 10,000 hours.
But the time I played was like if you devote 10,000 hours to anything, you will become
an expert, an expert.
All right.
Well, there you go.
So you are an expert.
Does that mean we're going to be an expert podcaster suit?
Have we done?
Aren't we already there?
I don't know.
We are not there.
So if we do, let's say, three hours a podcast, how many podcasts we need to do to get to
10,000?
Oh, we need a mathlete.
Well, we got about 80 currently.
So 80 times three is 2400.
So we're about almost 25 percent there.
So we have about 80 times three is 240.
Well, how many shows do we have?
We have almost 40 shows.
Correct.
So I just posted thirty nine.
So it's so it's 40 front half.
That's 80.
80 80 times three is 240 hours.
No, it's 2400.
No.
Oh, it's 80 times 30 is 2400.
Oh, so oh my God, we have a ways to go.
Yeah, I don't think so.
We need to do 10,000 hours.
Three thousand three hundred and thirty three.
Yeah.
Full first half, second half.
OK, well, it's not really quick.
Let's get this over with.
Come on.
We have a lot of one a week.
No, we need to divide that by 52.
That's 64 years it will take us.
I I got to tell you right now, I'm not I'm not going to make it.
I'll be one hundred and eight.
We are we are off our game today.
So I'm not going to I tried to get ahead of what was going on with Paul being delayed
getting here.
It never matters.
No.
Well, well, yeah, we tried to get ahead as I poured the bourbons out in advance, trying
to get ahead of that.
You're trying to cut corners.
Yeah.
Well, I just wanted to be prepared so that when you walk in, we didn't have to do the,
you know, the whole thing of opening it up and pouring it out.
Just kidding.
Anyways, Mr. Producer, what is the bourbon that we've got popped up on here right now?
That's the Tumble and Dice.
Tumble Dice.
It's a bottle to bond.
It's a heavy rye mash bill.
Oh, that's why I taste bread.
Sort of 60 percent corn, which is actually it's anything.
When that corn drops down to 60 percent, it's not bottle and bond, it's only been aged for
three years.
I apologize.
I misspoke.
As all dudes like us know, bottle and bond is at least four years.
So very nice.
Dudes like us know that when you're drinking these bourbons, regardless what type or whiskeys,
if any that corn drops down to 60 percent, there's something special that's happening.
You know, in my eyes, there's something special happening because that means that they're
taking the time to wield other flavors and mix it in there.
And it's exciting.
Like, you know, like a lot of the four grains bourbons that are popping up, I'm enjoying
those because not that they all do it, but one or two of them do where they make it a
rye whiskey or a wheat whiskey.
And I think it has a good flavor to it.
But this one does too.
It's got a kind of a spicy front, even though I don't see the any tasting notes, which are
below.
This is this is a M.G.P.
They seem to be below.
Oh, there they are.
They are.
Oh, they have an eye.
An eye.
What does that mean?
That's how it looks.
Yeah.
It's ruddy oak.
Oh, it looks ruddy.
What does ruddy mean?
What the hell is ruddy mean?
Hey, you guys ready?
Yep.
Let's go.
No, I don't think it's.
Are you ready?
No, I don't think so.
So more like what have you been doing?
You look all ruddy.
Oh, but you look all tainted.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think you kind of look like a light brown.
Having a healthy reddish color, healthy reddish color.
I guess, you know, Clemson, you know, Clemson, whatever.
So we could say, what are you doing?
What are you doing, Jeff?
You look all ruddy.
Is it Clementine?
Yeah, like when you run, your face gets all ruddy.
Oh, flush.
Yeah, like you've been using that word for years.
I thought Crimson was red, like blood red.
I don't know.
Crimson.
That's the Alabama, right?
Crimson Tide.
The nose is sweet and oaky with notes of spice, dark fruit, dark, char, cocoa, cocoa, caramel
and a touch farmy.
Did I say farmy?
Everything you just said was this like, do you have a speed impediment?
Did I say touch farmy?
And a touch farmy.
Sweet and oaky with notes of spice, your space, dark fruit, charcoal.
Your diction was off and a touch farmy.
And a touch farmy.
That means it's a little earthy, perhaps.
I don't know.
Harvesty.
Maybe some manure.
Oh, well, let me give me another try.
Here, hold on.
Let me let me read the palette.
There you go.
That's the Paul.
I know.
That's the Paul.
Now, that's the end of the show.
Maybe there's a dick in your mouth.
Come on.
Too soon.
What is wrong with you?
Really?
All right.
So I give it a five, six at the tops.
This is a good one.
I wouldn't buy it again, but I'm glad we have it and I want a part of our collection.
So if we drink this bottle, let's just put it this way.
When I say I don't want, I wouldn't buy it again.
That's not true.
I want it in the collection.
So I would buy this over others that we've had.
Absolutely.
Definitely.
That's the tough one, right?
I mean, we have tried so many and there's so many options that it's like, why would
you buy this one again?
Right.
That's the problem.
Well, we've bought, we've purchased a few of them again because we really like that.
That's right.
So we know the ones we really like and we will replenish those.
Right.
You know, like we're always going to have a nose mill.
We're always going to have a rare breed.
Probably some of the wild turkey stuff, the Russell's and stuff like that.
The michters we've replenished.
Yeah.
Early times, bottle to bottle, we've replenished that several times.
Right.
Yeah.
So there's ones we know that we really want.
Like this one, this one doesn't stand out like those.
It's good.
No, it's solid.
I would give it a six actually.
Do you go on Facebook?
No.
Are you friends with Mark?
Just said no.
I just, I probably, I don't know.
Not in general.
Oh, no, no, no.
I meant, okay.
All right.
Well, our common friend had a bourbon tasting and he took a photo of about a dozen bourbons
that they had.
And interesting.
He had them set up.
I don't recall all that they were, but he had them set up from left to right and Oregon
Spirit was on the left.
Okay.
And the one that's very wheat, very grassy.
That was the wheat, the weeded.
The wheat whiskey was super grassy.
They make a bourbon.
We have the bourbon.
Yeah.
So it won at his place.
Because it's different.
Well, no, hold on.
This wasn't the grassy one.
This is the bourbon one.
Oh, my bad.
Yeah.
So this is the, it's Oregon Spirit bourbon, you know, not the grassy one.
So my point is that we've tried that.
So they had 11 or 12 bourbons and they had like a Knob Hill.
Knob Creek.
I meant to say Knob Hill.
I don't remember.
I forget all the ones, but they have some, some, they looked nice.
I forget what they were.
God damn it.
That sucks.
But anyways, it was interesting that Oregon Spirit won out of all those.
And they had some winners, that few.
F-E-W.
Yeah, we've got that.
We didn't care for that.
But so basically from, I recall being over at Mark's house is that when we did a tasting,
we basically were given two samples.
And the, the winner of the two went on and the loser went into the other bracket.
Yeah, it was like a tournament.
Yeah.
So we had a bracket system set up.
Like a sweet 16.
Sweet 12.
Yeah, this would be sweet 12.
Terrific 12.
And anyway, so it was kind of cool.
Maybe one of these days, we'll invite dudes like us.
Probably not.
It's funny.
I mentioned on there.
We can do our own blind tasting.
We can, yeah.
It's a free country.
I wouldn't waste our bourbon on that.
Actually, we talked about doing that.
You want to do like four or five and say Julie can pick them out or one of the wives could
pick them out.
I mean, between us, perhaps.
That's one of the three of us.
So we need to go back over the entire collection and we need to record.
We've said this a dozen times and we haven't done it.
I know, but we need to.
And in the spreadsheet, we need to like give it our, like the number of stars and we need
to, you know, all this kind of stuff because we there are people that would be very, very
interested in that.
I mean, how many times?
Hold on.
How many times have we gone to Total Wine?
And we find these guys just kind of staring blankly at the hundreds, if not thousands
of bourbons that are on the shelf having no freaking clue.
It'd be awesome if they had our fancy dudes like us cheat sheet.
Absolutely.
So for $10, we literally, we honestly, we absolutely could.
We could be a magnet that you put on your refrigerator.
We could put it on wood.
We'd freaking carve it.
We could.
It would be something that would be really big.
It would absolutely be something that people would find.
They would find it to be valuable.
Absolutely.
It weighs like a hundred pounds.
It'd be like a tablet.
It'd be like Moses tablets.
We can chisel them in stone.
I agree.
We just need to do it.
You know, we talk about doing a lot of things.
Well, the thing is we keep buying new ones.
We need to go back and we do.
We need to go back and revisit.
I mean, it's going to take a long ass time for us to go through everything we've actually
it'll take one more drink for all of us to basically kill any one of those bottles out
there.
Yeah.
Well, we're getting to the point where that's a good point.
Well, here's what I'm doing measuring.
I mean, this last time last week's show, we we just kind of did what we normally do.
And it turned out it was like four ounces.
There's a lot.
So this one I measured out.
This one I measured out and there's this was this a heavy pour?
No, I mean, I thought well, I thought like what we've had been doing compared to the
past.
Would you know, is this acceptable?
It seemed maybe an ounce less.
Yeah.
OK, so it's it's three point five ounces.
Well, there you go.
All right.
So it's three point five and I dumped it in there.
And I think that's what we're going to end up.
I mean, if you guys feel that's appropriate, that's what I would do moving forward, because
what that would do is that basically took us right above the halfway mark.
Almost a third was consumed.
You know, what's crazy is that they say that an ounce of hard alcohol is a drink.
Correct.
One ounce.
I thought it was an ounce and a quarter of 80 proof.
So yeah.
So you're telling me that we have and like you said, it does not seem like a strong pour
at all, but it's three and a half drinks.
So three, three and a half ounces of a hundred proof bourbon.
How many drinks is that?
So if you said an 80 proof bourbon is a one ounce of an 80 proof bourbon is one drink.
Yeah.
So we have what a total of how many ounces of proof.
Right.
So in the United States, a standard drink is also known as an alcoholic beverage.
Alcoholic equivalent is called as any drink that contains point six fluid ounces or 14
grams of pure alcohol.
That didn't help at all.
Sorry about that waste.
So it'd be 300 and let's just do the proofs.
350.
Right.
Proofs versus 240.
Okay.
There it is.
So you're talking about 90 more, which is a four, four and a quarter drinks compared
to 80 proof bourbon.
But one point five ounces is considered a drink.
Okay.
That's better.
I feel better about that.
I don't know why.
You can calm down.
I feel better.
So one and a half ounces of an 80 proof is a drink.
So we have roughly then two and a quarter drinks.
In one pour.
That just doesn't seem possible.
Why?
It is.
We're losers.
It explains why the second half is incoherent.
No, it's not that bad.
I just edited one and I'm like, yeah.
Was it bad?
Oh my God.
Did you not hear the recordings that he said?
I haven't.
No, I responded and didn't even listen to it.
Shod got pretty toasty.
I blamed it on Chuck.
Wasn't even there.
I know.
He wasn't even there.
I said it wasn't me.
It was Chuck.
Hopefully Chuck's listening to this and laughing.
But anyway.
Oh, don't.
No.
What is it?
Is it bad?
I don't know.
I'm like.
Here, I'll play it for you.
That's OK.
No, don't play it.
I don't want to know.
I need to come on you.
Whoa!
I need to come on you.
That clearly is a robotic voice that was synthesized.
What is that all about?
Synthesized online.
That was a cloud based voice.
No, I never did her.
She played with my junk.
No, I never did.
Come in love with the other woman.
That's Sean.
That's you.
I never did her.
That's you.
I'm in love with the other woman.
That's totally you.
That's not bad.
That part's not bad.
I never did her.
That's you.
She just messed with my junk.
That's 100% Sean.
Really?
No, we don't.
OK, that was a low point.
The second half of the show.
Was that the same one?
Yes.
Was that the same show?
Was that the one you just posted?
The one we played the 80's of?
The I Miss You?
Yes.
Oh God.
Is that Climax?
Yes.
Oh, that's a low point of our podcast.
It was bad.
It was funny though.
It was bad.
It was funny for us.
Our listeners are probably like, really?
What was really funny about it is that we were all just talking.
We're talking over the songs and then we're like, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Well, first of all, it's Climax.
We all stop the moment.
We didn't want to recognize that we knew the song or liked it or anything because that
song is stupid.
And then all of a sudden, we go, ah, yeah.
All the same time.
We howled with laughter after that.
I do remember that.
So you literally just edited that and posted it.
That's posted now.
Very nice.
So what have we caught up to?
This was the beginning of March.
Beginning of March.
We're getting there.
You're doing great.
It's all 100% you, by the way.
We're all here to support you.
Yeah, no, we love you.
We love you and appreciate you.
Probably need to make smoke beer over it.
And so do our listeners around the world.
Yeah, we do have some listeners around the world.
We do.
We have one in Brazil.
I find that fascinating.
How do we have a listener in Brazil?
They're angling to kill us.
They clicked on us somehow.
By mistake.
And could be.
They went, what is this?
Well, we have to start speaking in Portuguese.
Dudes like us.
Oh, so let's check this out.
Maybe it's some gay thing.
No, it's not gay.
Dudes like us.
What?
No, it's dude.
That's where you put the emphasis.
Great.
You're telling me we have a gay Brazilian listener now?
Is that what you're saying?
I don't care if he's gay or not.
I mean, I hope, you know, if he is gay.
Whatever your name is, Mr. Brazil, we like you.
I don't think you're gay.
No, I hope you're happy.
But if you are gay, we accept you the way you are.
Yeah.
Because you're a dude like Paul.
Wow.
He goes by Paul in Brazil.
Paul.
So why can't people like Paul?
So why can't people like under comments?
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could read if the guy from Brazil listens to our podcast
and he like goes, hey, this is me.
I'm Enrico.
I'm in Brazil.
Blah, blah, blah.
That would be awesome.
How come we can't communicate with the people that that that listen to us?
Because we're idiots to direct them to our.
Well, really, the only social media we have is Instagram right now.
So none of the places where we actually play the pop music, you can leave a review, but
only one person has.
That was my buddy.
Very nice of him.
Five stars.
Actually, 22 people have actually left three star reviews, no comments.
Oh, what were the stars?
Well, you have five stars.
Every single person.
Yeah.
So it's my friend over and over and over again.
Could be.
Trying to boost our ratings.
But I don't know if Amazon has comments or and actually need to use the dudes like us.
Spotify is not a big streamer for us.
Oh, that's what I use.
Not a lot of people do.
A lot of surprisingly, it was some off brand that was called.
I used it or I downloaded to see what it was all about.
It's called Overcast.
What?
I thought we were only on three platforms.
Once you go out, once you're on the RSS feed, all these other places pick it up.
How many platforms are we on then?
The analytics have about 15.
Amazing because you could do it on Google.
You could do it.
So we we we are physically you have to join Amazon, Spotify and Apple.
You have to actually say post my podcast.
These other places, they just go out there and grab all of them.
Really?
Put them in their catalog.
All in China.
Is this like tick tock a podcast in China?
No, like this overcast.
Right.
So when you do that, you can search for any podcast that's out there.
You don't have to go to Amazon.
That's why a lot of people use it, probably.
Yeah.
Right.
So I'm glad they do.
Yes.
They found us.
Yes.
We're sexy and we're we're so apples, knowledgeable.
Apple's a big one.
Amazon's a big one.
I like it.
Boom, boom, boom.
Wow.
And I've noticed that when I do post, our numbers go up.
So people must get notifications that new shows are out there because they're just waiting
on pins and needles for that next show.
Could be.
And they're like, you know, like right now they're in January.
I guarantee they posted something after that.
Well, I you know, I keep thinking, you know, it's all this push for thinking, you know,
the spirit of what we got going on is we're always going to be delayed a little bit.
It'd be nice, but it's just we're not.
So I'd probably need to brush up on the whole Facebook.
I mean, Facebook is a is a huge.
I thought you were that that's your brisket.
I thought you were the social media.
When we first started doing this, you were like, oh, yeah, no, don't worry.
Well, we started off.
I'm going to get on social media.
Is there any audio?
I'm going to pump up the likes.
All right.
It's the one you did.
Did you do audio on this one?
It was that one right there.
Yeah, do that one.
Why are we?
Some of you guys were asking about the.
Brisket in the igloo.
Why would you?
Why are you doing this to your daughter?
Dude, play one more time and then I'm going to talk about it.
All right.
Some of you guys were asking about the brisket in the igloo.
Whoa.
She interrupted.
All right.
So anyways, for the dudes out there, do you see that bow?
It was like a half bow with a with a hand wave.
We were trying to figure out, you know, we're cooking things and we were suvi eating things.
Jeff and I were like just crazy, just cooking like steaks, chicken.
Sam was trying to figure out different things to cook with the sous vide.
And I was like, oh, let's cook a brisket.
And I cooked a brisket and I didn't have anything big enough to put the fucking brisket in.
So you used a cooler.
I know.
No, not the the cooler actually worked fantastic.
That's not the cooler.
That was the issue.
It was the the bag because I used a turkey bag and I thought the turkey bag was not going
to leak, but evidently it has micro little holes in it, whatever.
So it leaked a little bit, a lot actually.
And in retrospect, so he got it to the water.
That's hence Jeff said the dirty water.
But you know, you vacuum pack the brisket and you season the shit out of it.
You vacuum pack it and then you cook it for like sixty five straight hours.
It didn't it didn't turn out well, I thought.
It was dry.
Yeah, because all the fluids leaked out because it was not dry because the fluids leaked out.
It was dry because it cooked for too long.
Sixty five hours.
I mean, some of the.
Yeah, that could have been could have been an indication.
Yeah, you may have sous vide it a little too long.
I don't know the exact hours you did, but I mean, it tastes bad.
It was just 65 percent exaggeration.
No, it was a lot.
But I don't know if it's quite 65.
Yeah.
Well, it doesn't mean you don't try again, especially when briskets are cheap.
I mean, what are the 85 bucks brisket now?
I don't buy about 80, 140.
I mean, regular prices for 15 ounces, maybe 45 bucks.
But you can get them.
You can get them for a dollar.
Can you really?
I was actually being facetious, but you know, prices are going up like crazy.
Well, the briskets were on sale a couple of weeks ago for a buck ninety seven a pound.
Damn.
I picked I picked up to why didn't you tell me I did.
No, you didn't.
Well, you were probably in Cancun.
Well, you could have bought two for me and I'll pay you back.
I have no.
I'll then demo you.
I have no room.
Then I would have told you take it to my house and put it on my floor.
Well, do you do you want a brisket?
Of course.
I've got two.
Well, we need to do the brisket we got when we bought the cow.
So we need to play.
Oh, yeah.
We partially we partially own that, don't we?
Correct.
So I could smoke that for like Labor Day or something like that if you guys are going to be around.
Yeah, I'll be around.
All right.
For sure.
So let's plan on doing that for Labor Day then.
That was a big brisket, I think.
It's a big brisket.
Yeah.
All the meat we've cooked from that cow have been great.
Even the hamburger.
Oh, yeah.
The hamburger is really good.
It's really good.
Yeah.
Everything is different.
It's amazing how the texture and the and the oils that come out of it or the fat.
It's clear.
Yeah.
I almost I almost didn't need to drain it.
Right.
I was like, why is it water?
Yeah.
Water.
When I did the first hamburger, I was like, well, it looks it's not like the Kroger fat
or wherever you buy your hamburger.
You would think it was a different animal.
Yeah.
As you when you cook it.
All right.
So the little background.
So we this is the FFA.
Yeah.
For Frisco.
Yeah.
So FFA kid raised his cow, did his thing with FFA and we ate it and we bought we went
in the butcher.
Yeah, they butchered it and we went in together on a quarter of the cow.
It was half a cow.
I thought it was a quarter of a cow.
We each had an eighth.
No, it was half a cow.
We both have a quarter.
Oh, nice.
OK.
So I've been telling people totally wrong.
All right.
So it was a lot.
A quarter of a cow.
It was a lot.
I was surprised.
I mean, it packed basically my entire floor freezer.
Anyway, so what we're saying is it's different.
Like I don't know how the kid raised the cow.
It was fed on grain for a while, but the last what did he say?
Six months or something like that.
It was grass fed.
Right.
Six of you feed him like Twizzlers, gummy bears.
Yes.
He said it was completely candy fed.
Yeah, but you know, but what's that's amazing, though, that a cow that is raised by an FFA
student or FAAF FFA student and the cows that you buy from the grocery store, dramatically
different in the way it it cooks.
Right.
In the fat that comes out of it and the taste that I find that shocking.
It's better.
Oh, it is absolutely better.
Well, it's probably on a local farm.
Yeah.
You know, and it's not no antibiotics, none of that crap they shoot into it because it's
not in a big herd.
Right.
I mean, you know how we all kind of like organic.
Oh, my God.
Roll your eyes.
I'm never going to buy organic.
You know, this and that.
I mean, not that this is organic, so to speak, or it kind of is, I guess.
But I just tell you there is a real it's a real difference.
What is I'm not completely anti I'm anti organic.
I'm anti organic when I go in there and I look at the fruits and vegetables and I'm
like it looks like shit.
Well, yeah, that's the whole point.
They don't have it's because they look normal.
Right.
They don't have all that.
But I'm not going to spend more money for that when I'm not going to be able to eat
it because I can't not buy one piece at a time.
I guess I could do that.
No, I get it.
I get it.
Anyway, but you see where I'm going with that.
But I will for for for meat.
I think I'm kind of sold on the maybe I'll spend a little bit more unless I'm buying
a brisket.
If I'm buying a brisket, I'm going to smoke the shit out of it.
I'm not going to bother with that.
But right.
That's good.
I'm getting if I'm getting a nice steak or something like that, I'll I may spend a few
more bucks and get something that what about pork?
Why have we never talked about like buying like going in together on buying a pig?
Well, I'd like to go boar hunting.
Oh, is that good?
Good eating.
I never thought it was good eating.
I don't know, but I know people eat it.
I don't know if it's good or not.
Maybe super gamey.
You can find wild boar on menus and stuff, right?
There's different different guests that we should invite to chat about that stuff because
I have some friends that are the they hunt regularly and they shoot poor.
I don't know if they they harvest the meat from a lot of times.
I've never heard anybody hard to meet.
I mean, if it's that good that I don't want to eat it.
But it's I don't know.
I hear it's very if I remember correctly, it's very tough, very tough.
Well, maybe we should see it.
Or smoke it, smoke it just forever.
I don't know.
Usually they make usually they make sausage out of it.
This is like sport.
It's like sport shooting, right?
First of all, they're incredibly destructive.
Yeah, they are.
Oh, yeah.
It's wild.
People don't understand the wars.
Are they boars or the hogs?
Is that the same hog boars of the dudes, right?
Or the males?
OK.
So wild hogs and boars are basically the same if the hog is a male.
A lot of the the arguments I have with this to
some of the folks that don't know what guns are.
And they're kind of like, well, why do you need a clip that holds
18 bullets? Right.
You know why?
I mean, what is the three bullets enough?
When you have a 300 pound bore charging?
And that's that's kind of basically what I've seen videos of that.
So what I want to share with them, because we were we were in the hotel in
Dallas and I was like, hey, look, we can go get in the car and we can drive
25 minutes away and I could take you somewhere and where it's
there's wild boars that run.
And, you know, you tell me how many bullets you want in that run, that gun,
how many they clip.
It's ridiculous because when you're trying to protect yourself and you've got
a pack coming at you, is it a pack of boars, pack of hogs?
It's a flock. It's a pride.
It's a murder.
We said three examples completely wrong back to back to back.
All right. What is it? What is it?
Look up a flock of hogs.
But no, I'm sorry, a murder of hogs.
Well, what did you say? Pride?
Pride of like lions.
Like, what is a group?
It's a herd. What is a group of?
I think it's a herd or a cluster.
It's what do you call a what are you doing?
What's happening?
Mr. Producer, you are not being internet savvy at all.
It's a pack of OK, a pack of pigs called right there.
Click on that. OK, group of hogs.
Don't say murder. It is murder.
Shut up. Oh, it is not.
There's no way that's crows.
What is a group of hogs called?
It's called known as a litter drift or a drove.
I like drove a general.
A group of hogs is called a passel.
My team. Where are you reading that?
I just read the first sentence.
I read litter, drifter, drove.
That's young hogs.
Come on. Dang it.
So it's a passel.
Where were you reading passel?
Well, it's the first.
See, that's highlighted.
A group of hogs is called a passel or a team.
So you're being attacked by a team.
Passel. Oh, it's passel.
It was my initiation.
I just feel like you guys are uncultured, you know?
Good God. So back to anyway, like something
to go out to be like, oh, my God, it's a passel.
It's a passel.
Oh, that's just like, what the hell are you talking about?
No, it's a murder of hogs.
It's not a murder. It's a passel.
But but I was fire.
Do you have the high capacity magazine?
Sean, fire fire. Turn it up, Mr.
Producer. How do you say it?
Passel. Passel.
There you go.
Bitches. But I would like to whether we could eat it or not.
Right. I'd like to think that you could eat it.
Well, there there are maybe you can eat services where we can
we can go rent a helicopter where they are.
How about cost of the backup?
We don't have to rent a helicopter.
There's a there are lands out there where they'll be like, all right, look,
we got to kill these hogs.
They'll pay you. It's a service.
Well, they may not necessarily pay you, but they'll let you go out for free.
And, you know, you've got to probably get your own bullets.
But they're like, hey, man, look, we've got overpopulation of boars, hogs,
et cetera, and we got to lay them out.
And one of the guys I work with, he was invited there.
They said, hey, man, look, we've got this thing that has to happen.
And we're picking a couple of people that picked out three.
And one of the guys I work with went.
And so there he is. He's strapped in with the tether.
Oh, and he's on the side of the helicopter.
And he's not a gallon gun. No.
It's a 50 cal.
No, it's not empty.
That's the error.
Arabic site, the Arabic cyclone.
They basically use it like a.
Have you seen that picture?
Yes, it's crazy.
Impressive. To the job.
No, it is. In fact, it was Larry.
Larry was on our show.
One of the first episodes, actually, that's on the the the site.
So Larry was out there and he's the one out there.
And he and his daughter got to go.
And he said it was like one of the funnest things they did.
And they literally shot at hogs from the helicopter.
They had like 12 gauge shotguns and boom, boom, boom.
From a 12 gauge shotgun from a helicopter.
Oh, dude. Well, they're flying low.
Oh, I was going to say, they got to be 18 feet off the ground.
They come in and swoop and they
and when they land over them, they don't necessarily run all of once.
They kind of look at you like, hi, guys, what's going on?
I think a shotgun would do anything.
Those things are thick hide.
It's probably a thick slug that they're shooting.
I have to be slugs. It can't be babies.
Yeah, that's that bird shot.
Well, you know, we have to call a check on it.
I don't know. He makes it.
Shotgun can be a 12 gate shotgun shooting slugs.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
But, you know, my point is, is that there is an entity out there
that specializes in doing that, and that would be a
and that fantastic dudes like us event would be.
It's the FBI, especially if one of those people are listening
to the podcast and they're like, absolutely, you guys need to come out
and we'll let you do it for free.
Oh, God, we need to do that shit along our borders.
Oh, they have bad hogs down there.
Lots of hogs. Lots of hogs.
Lots of hogs. Really?
Yes. Nothing.
Not lots of hogs everywhere, actually.
You know, I'm just saying if you go down there and start firing off,
people will be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We need to be careful if we cross the people coming from south from Mexico.
And they're like, whoa, they're shooting hogs in this area.
Yeah, it's a dangerous.
We don't want to be confused with hogs.
And that may be a deterrent because that's going to be the only deterrent.
No, there is no deterrent.
You know, I have I've talked to guys that that shoot, you know, that shoot hogs.
And if you.
They you have to hit it like they have incredibly thick skulls, apparently.
And it takes a certain caliber and a certain,
you know, like total like where you hit them.
Right. You know what I mean?
It's not it's not trivial.
That's why you don't want to walk around.
It is you want to be in some vehicle.
Yes, you're doing this.
It's not it can be like that's why people don't understand.
They're kind of like, really, you need armor piercing.
I'm like, well, they're kind of do these things.
You get these 300 pounds.
Yeah, you kind of fast.
You know, shockingly fast.
Yeah. They got these big tusks on them.
Yeah. Goryu.
I mean, wasn't the King James that got Gord to death as King Baratheon from?
Yeah, it was.
Game of Thrones. And that's real life.
Then that was real. That really happened.
Yeah. But he was drugged.
So, you know, that's right.
He did. He only had a sword sword.
Yes. What's wrong with you?
Maybe it was warred.
And he was overweight, too.
Now, I miss Game of Thrones.
The new show is about to start.
I need to go back and watch Game of Thrones.
Hold up. What new show?
The Day of the Dragon or whatever it's called.
The new was that going to be a prime to HBO?
But it's not it's not a George.
What's his name? George Seescott.
No, it's not Patton.
I know his name is George RR Martin.
Martin. This is not it's not written by.
It's his characters, but it's not his stories.
How did he how that how do you allow that?
I'm sure he's getting paid good money for it.
Well, there's another there's an extension of the the rings.
Lord of the Lord of the Rings coming on prime person.
They have a token.
Yeah. So this is what you see.
This one takes place like a thousand years before Game of Thrones takes place.
Nice. Before the wall was built.
Hold on. Let's process this.
Hold on. Thousand years.
That's when the Targaryens were in charge and there were a bunch of dragons.
Oh, a bunch of dragons.
Yeah. There's the dragon people before they slayed the dragons.
It's crazy. How did they slay the dragons back then?
It was with a high caliber.
Oh, they had a high poon thing.
I clip high poon, not a high poon, a harpoon.
I think they did have big harpoons.
Yeah. Remember, they shot.
It was like they call it a house of the dragon.
Oh, see, I'm a D&D guy and I should know the name of this.
It was called a harpoon.
No. Lancelot.
No, it's a javelin.
The thing that shoots a javelin, it's a dang it.
Trebuchet. A ballista.
You. This is a rare moment.
Now, I shouldn't say rare moment.
This is a wonderful moment where the producer came through big time.
A ballista.
That's basically a big crossbow.
Yes, a gigantic crossbow.
And that's exactly how they downed the dragon in Game of Thrones.
It is. It was a ballista.
It is. I saw that.
You knew that off the top of your head already, didn't you?
Look at you. The loser.
Yeah. Well, I'm looking forward to it.
I don't have much.
I don't know. D&D weird.
I don't have much expectation for it
because once they strayed from the books,
I think the story for Game of Thrones when it was weaker.
No, no, they didn't.
Well, they did stray from the books, but they also went past the books.
That's what I mean.
Once they started writing their own story is when they started
going sideways.
It's the same thing like Star Wars.
You know, Star Wars, you know, that wasn't it's not a very linear
timeline they have going on.
There's but they're Star Wars, I guess, is a little bit different.
Well, it's different because there wasn't a set of books
that were written prior to Star Wars being filmed.
So in Game of Thrones, these were a set of five books,
or maybe six, I think five, a set of five books
that were written well before HBO picked it up. Right.
And then followed the books.
And then I read all five.
Yeah, I read all of them pretty close.
I've left a lot out, obviously, but it was close.
Yeah, they reached a point where they're like, all right,
because he hasn't finished.
He has not finished.
He's still working on the final two books.
He says the last two books will be over 2000 pages or something.
Ridiculous like that.
Yeah, he's a very I don't know if he's eccentric,
but he's very long time to write.
So in between the fourth and fifth book, it was five years.
Yeah, maybe he's like he's taking his sweet time.
You know, one of my biggest frustrations with
the that the Game of Thrones was that one of the very last episodes
where it was so dark you couldn't see shit.
Oh, yeah. The whole thing was at night.
You change the contrast on your TV.
It didn't matter. The brightness or contrast.
That's when they had the big war with their video settings.
You guys can with the night.
Now it was just too dark.
It was it was just silly.
And it was just kind of like it was more you're supposed to capture
the spirit of what was going on than what was actually going on.
But you couldn't see anything.
Yeah, it was just kind of, you know, hear people screaming and oh, oh, oh.
You know, it's why you say that, because I remember being a little frustrated as well.
That is dark.
And it's fine. It's just like, come on, man.
Show something. I can't see anything.
You know, is that a you know, who just died?
You know, that's kind of what it was, because who's the young girl
that with the mask face and or what?
Are you? Yeah, are you? I mean, I want to see.
I wanted to follow her path while during that fight.
And it's difficult.
Where does she go? Not just her, but everyone.
I mean, there's so many moving parts.
She like came out of nowhere, like a like a like a spider monkey.
She well, she was and she is.
But but there are so many different characters that were instrumental
all up to the very last moment where it all meshed together.
Especially tree boy.
It's hard to find.
Oh, he just sits there and goes, yeah, what's up, dude?
I'm part of the tree.
Well, you tell. And then what about what is the name of the guy with the
whole whole door? Hold the whole the door.
Hold the door. So hold on.
You know, the that was well done.
I think that was well done.
That was the funniest thing about the that character was one.
He had a huge dick when his dick popped out.
What did he show it?
Oh, yeah. He's like he's walking around. They did.
Yeah. See, I don't see.
I don't have I don't I don't I don't have takeaways like that.
I don't you know, I don't look at it and go, oh, wow.
Did you help me?
The screen was there.
You're looking at a character and then all of a sudden junk comes by.
See that my contrast and brightness on my TV is really low.
You have to set the vivid and I couldn't see his big dick.
Dude, it was dynamic and vivid.
Come on, vibrant colors.
He had to scratch and smell.
I'm like, honey, you see how purple and green and yellow and red?
Do you see all the veins on that thing?
Red. It smelled like peanut butter.
OK, you can't smell shit.
Oh, that's the future of TV.
Smell-O-Vision. Scratch and sniff. Smell-O-Vision.
Well, they've tried to do that for films already. Smell-O-Vision.
No, they didn't. Sure, they were. They do it at Disney World.
Really? Yeah, they have films.
They have a little fan that like the do sense odor.
Yeah. Are you kidding me?
A cinematography with the addition of olfaction.
Smell-O-Vision. Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
And one and they do stuff where they'll spray water on you.
Well, OK, I know they're trying to make that realistic by jolting you
and spraying stuff on you. They spray you and they like there is one
I don't know if they still have called the bugs.
I didn't know it was odors.
Where these bugs will crawl across and you'll feel them.
You got a bunch of guys going.
He's crawling through a trash can. Oh, my God.
Yeah. And it smells and stinks and your seat has.
That's ridiculous.
That's a good way for everyone to get cancer.
No shit. Smell-O-Vision.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Oh, those are Roma Rama.
Oh, Roma Rama. Those are the two leading.
That's Sean's bathroom. That's what he calls it.
No, come on. That's ridiculous.
I had no idea. Oh, hold on.
It was for poor. What was that?
How do we go from Hodor? Hodor is massive.
Because you're talking about peanut butter on his bread.
It was like it was actually it was that it was actually
a prosthesis that they had strapped on.
I didn't investigate.
Was that really his dick? I'm sorry.
That Googled it.
Well, there was an interview with him because he turned out
after he was killed off in the show,
he took on a career of DJing.
And they were all like, show us your big.
No, I would.
He talked about it when he had an interview
and he was like, yeah, that's actually a prosthesis.
Why don't you just own it?
Yeah, well, I would have. I don't know.
That's natural.
I had a milk that to the very end.
It's natural.
So he found a girlfriend and she's like, hey, what's up with that?
On my tombstone, it would have been the man with the biggest.
But mouth heart heart, whatever.
Gaping asshole. Whatever.
God. The post hole.
God. Whatever.
Anyway, so you have the new Game of Thrones is coming out.
Yeah, I'm excited. My expectations are low,
but my hope is higher than that.
I want to go back and watch it again.
It was good as well done.
That's just, you know, they were they rushed.
I don't want to get into that, but they rushed the last.
They sure. Well, they they ended it so quick.
Well, it almost seemed like that kind of ruined it for me.
It well, they there were a lot of based on some of the interviews
that I was watching, there were a lot of onset.
I mean, there's so many personalities when you get a lot.
When you get long seasons like that, you have a timeline,
you have a storyline.
It's not like you can swap out characters, you know,
even though with that show, it's like every time you got to know
somebody, they were killed.
Right. Instantly.
It's like, I'm starting like that guy.
John Snow. That's true.
He made it to the end.
Well, he did the hotty.
But there are a lot of personalities.
Queen that are on the set of the one that were conflicting
with each other.
They they all got along.
But at the same time, there was there was just like in real life,
in real life, we're like the biggest star of this.
There was no main star kind of pompous.
You know, they really.
So there was there was documented like issues of people
not getting along.
There was just drama in the back.
You know, who's going to let go of this?
You know, it's just like a different.
There was just they didn't specifically say there were
arguments between two people.
But, you know, can you imagine like working with Peter
Dinklage was his name?
Dinkler. Dinkler.
Dinklage.
You know what?
Look, I got to tell you, you know, I like that actor.
I thought he was hilarious and elf.
I respected him as an actor.
He's one of my favorite characters on Game of Thrones.
Until he he turned out and he he fucked up other opportunities
for other midgets to go get jobs.
Little people. Little people.
Yeah. So I mean, when he went out there and he said it was
racist to assume that you should cast little people for
like seven Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
Yeah. I was like, they're dwarfs.
That is.
And then other little people actors were like, dude,
that's the only job we can get in Hollywood.
Are you right?
Yeah. It's just it's just little things like that.
And it's look, I it there are woke people out there that are
too woke and they it's like with with power being his stature
and his populator.
Oh, and he's got shitload of money and he's set for life.
There comes power in responsibility.
You have to learn how to harness your what you're saying
because people are looking up to you and they're thinking what
you're saying is right, whether it's not or not.
They don't know.
Well, the problem is he thinks he is speaking the truth.
That's the problem.
Yeah, he thinks he thinks I'm taking my power.
I'm going to speak to truth and it's and I'm going to I'm
looking out for the little people.
I need to say this because you know, I know I'm the big star
here, so I need to say this.
Yeah, like like the other famous little person, LeBron,
the LeBron Billy Barty, LeBron.
Look, what's his name?
LeBron, LeBron, LeBron.
Yeah, he's another guy that doesn't know how to wield his
power, doesn't know how to.
I was seriously trying to think of the little redheaded dude
that was in the movie Floating Down the River.
Willow.
Oh, that's a great movie. I love that movie.
They're making a series out of that.
Disney.
I thought I thought the redhead was cute, redhead, cute.
Oh, that was the chick that we talked about her.
What are you fantasizing about being with a midget or?
No, it was a redheaded little woman.
We talked about her in a previous podcast.
Have you not seen Willow?
That was so long ago.
The woman, the girl in the show, she was pretty.
Was she a midget?
No, she was not.
She was a big person.
It's that redhead right there.
She was cute.
Super cute.
Yeah, we've pulled her before.
Oh, yeah, Val Kilmner.
Kilmner?
Kilmner.
Joanne Whaley.
She never was a big.
She didn't have a big career.
Type in Joanne Whaley nude.
Oh, would you stop?
But do it anyway.
You guys.
What do you mean you guys?
You guys.
Do it, do it.
Quick, do it.
You guys.
Before I turn away.
Mr. I say nude in every podcast.
Pubes.
I don't believe I said it.
Yeah, you say pubes.
Dude, there's a punch list.
People are doing shots.
They're like, they got the shots queued up right now.
And as soon as he says it, is it Arka Tooth?
Wham, there goes a shot.
Is it pubes, nude?
Oh, dude, especially in Ireland.
You say anything they drink.
As soon as I speak drink.
He spoke.
Yay.
I met the coolest people from Ireland.
Did you talk about our podcast?
Absolutely.
I said, you'll be the second person.
He goes, OK, I'll listen.
And he was like, wham, doves who?
Dude, they don't fuck.
I gave him such a hard.
Did I tell you about the woo woo?
So they have a board of the signature drinks
that they have in Cancun.
And he goes, I'm going to woo woo woo.
And I was like, what are you saying?
And I'm going to woo woo.
And I was like, can you spell that for me?
And he goes, w-o-o, w-o-o.
I felt so stupid.
I literally was like, woo woo.
That's what you're saying?
He's like, yeah, woo woo.
Oh my god.
It was so much fun.
And his wife, his wife, it was all inclusive, right?
So she would just try this drink,
and then try this drink, and then try this drink.
And so in the table in front of her,
she had like eight drinks that were half consumed.
And she was like, oh, this is lovely.
This is so lovely.
So she was British?
Oh, well, no.
They were both Irish.
The Rhine and Spine?
It was lovely.
How do you say Irish lovely?
I don't know.
Anyway, they were just awesome.
Sean's Irish.
You should know.
It's lovely.
Lovely.
Do they say lovely?
Lovely.
Take me balls and scrunch them up because they're lovely.
OK, she didn't say that.
Oh.
But they were honestly, they were super cool.
And we met the.
Do they have red hair?
We met.
No.
My balls?
No, they weren't.
Do they wear green and like, you know, leprechaun outfit?
No, weird.
No, they none of those.
How about a kilt?
And they asked me, why don't you have a gun
and why don't you ride in a horn?
I was going to say all Texans have cowboy hats
and wear cowboy boots.
Yes, exactly.
How's that?
Do they have a.
I was like, how you doing, little lady?
Back pipe players come out first?
Did the bagpipe players come out?
They did.
That was funny.
They'll Scottish.
It is Scottish.
She would say, we're from Dumpsooth.
Dumpsooth?
Sooth.
I go, sooth.
She asked them what their involvement in the IRA was.
Really?
I was like, so did you kill anybody
when you were attacking?
Were they Protestant or Catholic?
Oh, stop.
Maybe, you know what?
History is crazy.
Isn't that crazy?
There's so much.
You know, it's so tribal.
These are Christians attacking each other.
And you know, you know.
Tribal.
Keep going.
Well, you know what's weird is my wife and I have just
picked up Downton Abbey.
I know it's been out for a long time.
Love it.
But there's a few episodes in there
where they bash the Catholics.
Yes.
Because they're all Protestant, I guess.
Yeah.
So it's interesting where they.
It turned into a hatred thing.
Yeah.
I was just like, wow, you know, I guess it's.
I mean, it's accurate because of the time.
But a belief and following Jesus,
belief and following a Jesus in two different segments,
you would think they would get past that.
It's very difficult.
Isn't that weird?
To think about religion, Jesus, the Bible,
and so many different scenarios.
You know, you have to.
The Bible gets from point A to point B. You know,
a king gets it.
He's kind of like, I don't want that part.
Let's cut that out.
Hey, guys, hey, over here, over there,
we're going to cut all that out.
And I want you to go across the planet.
And I want you to take out the Old Testament.
And we're going to just have the New Testament.
I hear you.
You're trying to invalidate the spiritual word.
I'm not trying to invalidate.
All I'm trying to say is that there's a lot more to it
than what is in the storybooks that they're pushing out.
You know, I would love.
Oh, boy.
We just lost all of.
We just lost all of the Christians of the show.
Hey, he watched.
And by the way, the one Brazilian guy, he's a Christian.
Don't leave us.
Sean's nuts.
I believe in the Bible.
It's not a matter of believing in the Bible.
It's a matter of the Bible being I think
was used as a political complete.
It's all it's incomplete.
Oh, because of human nature, it was totally abused,
misinterpreted because the Pope's back of the day
wielded a ton of power.
It's still to this day is grossly misinterpreted.
I mean, look what they're doing for a nefarious gain.
Look what they're doing on the stone walls in India.
Stone wall.
Cambodia.
What do you mean?
Like the hieroglyphics and the writings and the graphics.
If there's anything questionable about how things
could have been.
Like in like 1,000 years ago?
Well, if not even more.
Like the pyramids, for example.
Oh, he's going conspiracy here.
No, no, no.
I'll keep it thin.
Ancient civilization and aliens.
I'll keep it thin.
I'll just say the pyramids and how they purposely,
like let's just say like Cambodia for some reason.
You know, they had like the Buddhists were there.
And Buddhists, yep.
Then you had the Muslims that came in
and took over the old culture.
And when they went in there, they took down and destroyed
some of the old stones and they built on top of the new ones.
They built their own shit on there.
So there's a mixture.
There's a mixture is basically what I'm saying.
But in the process of doing that.
By the way, that's no different than Jerusalem.
That's true.
But that's happening across the board with everything.
And it's kind of like what they're doing to Donald Trump.
See, yeah.
You lost me at the very end there.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying, look, Cambodia to Trump.
The ancient civilizations building on top of each other.
That's what they're doing to Donald Trump.
Anybody in power that has the ability, kind of like you said,
the popes had tremendous powers back then where
they were able to say, hey, look,
I want you to knock down that temple.
Rewrite history.
Yeah, rewrite history.
And they could just strike it from the record.
Well, what happens?
Like it never happened.
I got you now.
The winners get to write the history.
Yeah.
That's what happens.
Whether they're right or wrong.
And that's what I'm saying.
It's a point of view.
We have a very incomplete book.
Yeah, but what's nuts is, I mean,
they didn't even write the history when he was president.
No.
Like he should have won the Nobel Peace Prize
for what he did in the Middle East.
He did revolutionary.
The Abraham Accords.
Absolutely.
The Abraham Accords, it was unprecedented,
especially in our time where they
were acknowledging diplomatic relations between Muslim
and the Jewish state, right?
Yeah.
They completely ignored all of it.
Yeah.
Did you just ignore it?
We're going to include it.
I think Biden started to take credit for that, isn't he?
I heard him.
I thought he was trying to undermine it.
I thought he was trying to reverse it.
No, because I thought that he said, yeah, we're
bringing together some states.
And one of the news channels says, yeah,
he's trying to strengthen the Abraham Accords.
And so he's going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for it?
No mention of Trump.
But I bet they tried to assign that to him.
That is unbelievable to me.
That's unbelievable that anybody in the right who's a,
what am I trying to say?
Oh my god.
A good person who knows right from wrong
should not allow that to happen.
If you're on the freaking Nobel Peace Prize committee,
they should go, yeah, no, that's wrong.
Is it wrong for me to hope that Nancy Pelosi gets whacked
while she's visiting Taiwan?
I tell you what, I read something today
where China or the US is bracing for war.
China's doubling, tripling, quadrupling down
on this Pelosi visit to Taiwan.
I'm really surprised by it.
Usually they don't seem rattled.
You know what I mean?
They don't make a big deal out of some things.
China has incredible control over our country
whether we admit it or not.
All they have to do is say, hey, guess what?
All you folks that are dependent on medicine, guess
what you don't have?
All that shit needs to come back to the States or Mexico.
Well, that's what Trump was trying to do.
Trump was trying to do that right away.
You know what?
Talk about, you won't need COVID to strip down the population
as some of these global leaders are wanting.
All you have to do is just fuck with China.
Or monkeypox.
I think you can kill 99% of the world with monkeypox.
No, it's a homosexual.
Oh, it is?
What?
The study is it's transmitted via homosexual activity.
You know what?
When I told Shelley that, she goes,
and that's why nothing belongs in the butt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, easy, easy.
The reason why people put it in the butt
is because it's smaller.
We're looking for a little.
What?
What's going on?
Your mic's still active.
Your mic is on.
My god.
My internet monologue just came out.
So this whole monkeypox, can it be
transmitted to a non-homosexual?
Sure, right?
Via blood and stuff like that, right?
But it's hard to transmit.
So is this like AIDS?
It doesn't kill you.
I mean, it's not an acquired deficiency syndrome.
It doesn't kill you.
It's actually incredibly mild.
Yeah.
And they're talking about Biden's considering
a monkeypox emergency.
Well, he asked for $8 billion.
The World Health Organization has already
said that it's a world emergency.
I think they have like 2,000 or 3,000 people
catch it worldwide.
And it's very mild.
I wonder if they're going to try to use it for the midterms.
This is a recurring trend of governments trying to
wield their power.
Control the world.
It's a compilation of button pushing.
They're trying to, you know what they're trying to do?
They're trying to create habitual abuse of power
to where we just become, we become.
It's normalized.
Yeah, we become, thank you.
We become normalized in how we respond to the government
shutting us down.
You have folks like Elon Musk that are stepping up
and they're kind of like, who knew?
Yeah.
Well, they're just saying, hey, man.
He's our free speech champion.
Go figure.
I haven't heard Squat.
We'll talk about that because I've
heard Squat on that front.
But we'll talk in the second half.
Oh, we've got tons to talk about in the second half.
Well, what's amazing is we got through a lot of everything
on the list that you.
We hit the bottom one.
The thing is, I was here.
We actually hit nothing.
I was here.
And I wrote those things on the board.
Were you?
Yeah, but you read them all and says,
this is what we're going to cover in the show.
Yeah, we have a lot to cover today.
We're going to continue.
We still have a second half.
I know, but you don't read out our topics.
Jesus Christ.
Ever, because we know we're not going to go there.
All the shows, hey, tonight, we got like,
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Well, they talk about guest stars.
Yeah.
We are not that show.
Halftime, dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
Khawawaaaaha.