Second half podcast dudes like us.
Dudes like us and a dudette like us.
Smells like a dude.
She just came from the gym.
Looks like a lady.
Yeah, she does.
Your mom will love listening to this.
Welcome.
Again, you don't have to stay very long if you want.
A very, very special welcome.
I know she does not want to be very verbal on this podcast.
Nah, she's full of shit.
She's loving it.
We're gonna force her to.
Digging it.
She's pleasant and she's vibrant and her just first name only.
Introduce yourself.
Natalie.
Natalie, welcome to the podcast.
This is a special treat.
Natalie.
Like Natalie Wood?
Natalie is the niece of our podcaster, Mr. Jeff.
That is correct.
What's wrong?
They call me the awesome one.
I...
For her sister.
Actually, that's never been attributed to you.
She's like...
You're not talking about Paul, are you?
No.
I'm not talking about Paul.
Paul is a good guy.
Paul, are you?
No.
What are you, you talking about yourself?
They call me awesome Uncle Jeff.
No they don't.
Oh my God, they must be talking about your fucking smoker.
Let's ask the authority.
Natalie, has he ever been referred to as the awesome one?
Maybe when there were five.
No.
Natalie.
That was short and sweet.
The words awesome and Jeff only came about after his wife purchased him the smoker and
he started producing briskets and sausages and all this stuff.
After he started, which is awesome,
and I'm very thankful I'm part of the inner circle.
When he became the meat maker.
Hey, he's the meat maker.
He's the meat maker.
Therefore he's awesome.
However, not so much being a.
Although I did teach.
Your niece, right?
Your niece?
I did teach.
Are you into meat?
Natalie and her sister.
I eat it.
Are you a carnivore?
I'm a carnivore.
All right.
Okay, well then that's helpful.
Chicken, beef, fish.
I did teach her and her sister
the correct way to say butter.
But hair, which my mom loved.
I'm sorry.
What?
So the correct way is but hair.
But hair.
Okay, and why is that the appropriate
or the proper way to say that?
Because they were what, six or seven,
and it was just a good thing to drive her mom.
He'd still bat in their branches as my sister.
What a wonderful influence.
Mama, please pass the but hair.
You know, they say it takes a village to raise a child,
and that's part of your village.
And she remembers this.
Uncle but hair.
Nice.
Unbelievable.
Okay.
Wow.
Anyway, very nice.
All right, so right before we joined,
or turned on the mics and got started,
you were talking about your favorite genre of music,
and you said it's punk rock.
She said punk rock music.
And frankly, I'm pretty familiar with all types of music.
And I know lots of punk rock music.
But I'm thinking, I even put it in the search engine,
punk rock of 2022.
And it's pulling up 1986 music.
So I'm like, what is a 2022 punk rock band?
We don't know.
But something tells me Natalie does.
Does punk rock music exist in a current day band?
Current day band, what do you mean?
Are you asking if it's popular music?
No, I guess there are a new band out there
that's considered punk.
Of course.
Because you have 2017, you have Fontaine's.
Green Day is considered punk rock.
They're from 1987.
They're terrible.
Oh, come on.
The lead singer is anti-American.
They were extremely popular.
He just renounced his citizenship.
I know.
And one of Paul's favorite groups is called The Queers.
And they're from 1981.
I don't think he's going to.
I don't think he is.
All right, so Natalie, Enlighten Us.
What would be a modern punk rock band
that we probably would not be familiar with,
but Enlighten Us?
What is a recent band, a new band?
The one I like most is Bad Flower, which.
Bad Flower.
Yeah.
Bad Flower.
So she's got one.
I got one.
Do we have that pulled up?
Are you familiar with them, Sean?
I don't know.
Actually, I got a smirk.
There we go.
Look at these guys.
So we're looking at a picture of the best
10 Bad Flower songs of all time.
And they look like regular rockers, right?
I mean, just like anybody else.
They got the long hair.
Some of them got the short hair.
They got the colored hair.
Pretty cool.
So pick one of those songs and let's play it,
just so that we have some sort of,
all right, here's Heroin Live.
We'll do some heroin.
Does that work?
Yeah.
Is that a good one?
What about the number one?
That could be the biggest hit, right?
Yeah, I think that's probably what it is.
Yeah, scroll down to the biggest hit.
Well, hold on.
Let's make sure Natalie agrees that this is.
So this one's Animal from the Temper album,
2017 Bad Flower, live from the living room.
Would you consider that the best song?
She's like, I've never heard of that song.
No, I've heard of it.
I don't know if, yeah, it's a good one.
Hit play.
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Let's see what we got here.
What kind of music are we talking about?
All right, so this is obviously Garage.
You animal, you ungrateful.
You cannibal eat my soul.
Impossible, it's all of you.
So I think punk rock is about stigma.
Incredible love I show.
Unstoppable situation.
Decided by my control.
Illusion, you feed me fiction.
I'm still begging you, please don't go.
It's a bad rap, because I think it gets intermixed
into something.
Unsanitary type of music.
That's a little loud in my ear.
That's a little loud.
All right, back that off a little bit.
All right, so to me, this is rock.
I don't know what makes you a punk.
I Googled it.
Yeah.
All right, so the whole thing.
Punk rock gets developed into contemporary modern.
I kind of like this, actually.
I like it a lot.
It's got a, it's got a, it's got a edge to it, man.
A violin-y kind of sound to it a little bit.
All right, let's do another sample.
Let's do another one.
Pick another one.
It is a little loud, producer.
Thank you.
Yeah, pick another one from this list.
I want to see.
Is it loud on your headset?
OK.
Yeah, my ears are bleeding.
Yeah, mine too.
Whatever hearing I had is now gone.
Hopefully, let it translate over to the.
I can control that on the mix.
Or you can if you had it.
Thank you, Jeff.
Go to number two.
Go to number three.
Something you pick.
Jab, jab.
Natalie, you pick.
All right.
If it has to be one that it's like one of your favorites.
Keep going.
How about that one?
No?
This is how the world ends.
Well, you're really putting it on the spot.
This is how I am.
It's like the battle of the basement.
Hold on.
When a song comes, you can see it and go, yeah, that's
the one I like.
Because you said you.
I mean, I like all of them.
F the world.
That's a little harsh.
The jester.
So where is the state do you come from?
Let's go with heroin.
Missouri.
Oh, that's right.
Miser.
All right, I want to do one more sample.
Let's do heroin.
Good Lord.
Just pick it.
Let's go.
Let's do heroin.
Come on.
Really?
Is your ADD picking it?
OK, I'm Sick album, 2019.
This is heroin.
Sharmakka.
That's cool.
Nice intro.
This is James Bond.
She's in my head again.
His balls are small.
Really?
He's got that tone.
She knows where I have been.
You're ruining the song for me.
Well, you're envisioning his balls?
No.
Going down that road again.
I bet you are.
This is the James Bond theme.
Are you hearing this?
Sounds more like.
Yeah, actually, I think you're right.
Mm.
This song is so consistent with thousands of songs.
It's the same for notes.
This reminds me of Creed.
Yeah, the Creed.
You're a creep.
Yeah, there you go.
She's in my bed again.
Interesting.
I always thought punk rock was crazy screaming.
Clash.
Yeah, like clash.
But this is mellow rock.
Well, it converted a lot of it.
What is the Nirvana sound?
That's grunge.
It's grunge, but there's a mesh in between where
there's contemporary rock.
And I can't let her go.
And my bones are caving in.
I find a lot of punk rock guys, voices are pretty caustic.
They can maintain a tone, but they're
never going to be able to sing in an opera.
I could totally listen to this stuff.
Thank you for inviting me.
And it sounds like a little Stone Temple Pilots kind of
stuff.
All right, very nice.
Come again.
All right, you can back that off.
I think we got a gist of I don't think it's that abnormal.
I like that first song.
That one didn't do as much.
I don't think it's that non-mainstream.
You know what is abnormal is the fucking temperature
over the last week.
It got up to 109 degrees several times.
When I was driving across North Texas from Colorado,
the thermometer on my car said 113.
Wow.
Yeah.
113.
What's it doing up in Missouri right now?
What about your wife?
What are you guys doing?
Like 105.
We're driving.
105 in Missouri?
105, really?
That's respectful.
I mean, it's fucking hot.
All the way up there.
I mean, it's not that far up there, but it kind of is.
Do you have a lot of humidity up there?
Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.
Yeah.
You get lakes.
I think here in Dallas, we don't have a lot of humidity.
I think if it's going to be hot, we
would want to be here more than Missouri.
I would rather be here than up here.
Well, it's 20%, 30% humidity.
That's why it spins a lot.
That's not nothing.
That's not, but it is for here, I think.
No, because we're a bunch of pee bags here.
Wow.
Yeah, I grew up in.
That's your uncle.
Yeah, there you go.
I grew up in Cincinnati, where you'd have 90%, 95% humidity.
It's 100 degrees.
So when it's 40 degrees, it's like 180.
Yeah, it sucks.
Bad.
I would have this than that.
100%.
It is a crazy heat wave going on right now.
I got to travel to East Texas and Shreveport, Louisiana,
on Friday.
And I've got three inspections of these three buildings.
Two of the three are topical.
I got to climb up on top of these monstrosities
and survey them.
One is three, and the other is eight.
Like a single ladder?
No.
30 degree pitch?
30 degree pitch.
No, they're flat roofs.
It doesn't matter.
But once that temperature gets up there, God bless, it's just.
Your shoes start to melt on the roof?
Oh my God.
I had a claim last Friday.
And I think it was 106.
And my shoes, literally, I was walking on the roof.
And I started sliding while standing still.
Just the tar.
It was just moving, the stuff underneath me.
And frankly, it kind of freaked me out a little bit,
because I was thinking, I'm going to fall through.
My fat ass is going to fall through this roof
for any unknown thing down below that I'm uncertain what
the hell's going on.
So I just kind of impaled it, whatever it is.
I think the fall itself would just flat surface.
I think I'd rather be impaled.
At least there'd be something to stop the.
You have a job that I'm not sure I would want,
I've got to be honest.
That kind of sucks.
Getting up on roofs and getting into attics and stuff.
You're on roofs and hot weather.
It's not even 5% of my job.
OK, well that's not so bad.
Now most my job is.
Yeah, but it's the wood you have to do just like.
Yeah, but when you start thinking about it,
getting on roofs and doing surveys like that
is maybe 2% of my job.
I'll even say 5%.
Right.
OK, so 5% of my job.
And doing that 5% within the months that are super hot
makes it even less.
However, it still doesn't take away the fact
that I got to go out on Friday and drive all the way
to Shreveport, Louisiana.
And the last one I got to do is going to be
with a public adjuster.
When are you going to be back?
Because we're making a run.
Yeah, we're going to run.
I know you guys are going to say that.
We're hitting the furniture store.
You know what?
Seriously, what time are you going to be back?
I'm concerned.
Well, I am too.
So they just gave me my third one right before I got here.
That's the reason why I was late.
It's because I was talking to the public adjuster
and he was being all douchey.
He was like, I can't make it out there.
I was like, dude, I don't even need you out there.
All right?
You're just part of the problem, not the solution.
And he was just like, well, if I'm going to be out there,
I got to be out there at 7 o'clock,
8 o'clock in the morning.
So I'm like, fuck.
That means I have to leave at 4 o'clock in the morning
to get there by.
I was just about to ask you a question, though.
One more question.
So you're a roofer.
You're a roofer in Missouri, right?
So walk us through how you got into roofing.
I'm not a roofer.
She's not a roofer.
I know, I'm kidding.
What do you do?
Well, she was going to exit stage left.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a band director.
Like middle school?
And high school, yeah.
Really?
That's outstanding.
Well, you could direct those little rap
bastards over to this podcast.
How do you?
Is it tough to deal with?
These are high schoolers, so they're a little more mature
than middle school, elementary, whatever.
But do you struggle with dealing with those kids?
I don't think so.
I think they're entertaining.
What if they take their shirt off,
and they're flexing in front of you?
That's the difference.
These are band people.
This is not Preston and Steven.
And the difference here, guys, is
they're choosing to be in band.
They're not choosing to be in geometry.
They're not choosing to be in English.
But they're choosing to be in band.
I was going to say Indian, but that's racist.
Which means they want to be there,
which means they're not like, oh my god, defying authority,
and all that kind of stuff.
So you find it rewarding.
Nice.
Well, any job you do, you should find rewarding.
Have you developed your marching band for the year?
Yeah.
That's all planned out and everything?
Yep.
What are the songs going to be?
It's like a pirate show.
So it'll be a lot of sea shanties and stuff like that.
Oh, right.
So you're the band director.
Isn't that the top position in the band?
Are you going to dress as a pirateeer?
Yes.
No to the pirateeer.
Whoa.
She nodded no.
A lot of stuff going on there.
So that's nice.
So how long have you been teaching or been in?
Well, you're a teacher, too.
Huh?
Like what do you teach?
I'm a band teacher.
Oh, so you don't have to do a subject.
I teach band.
Band teachers teach band.
See, I thought, OK, well, like, well.
It's not like football.
Right.
I kind of consider band kind of like a sport, where you.
No, band is what they teach.
Really?
That's a subject, right?
Because you have to teach the actual practice
of learning your instruments.
Nice.
And there's probably music theory that probably falls suit.
Is there music theory that you teach as well?
Not as a separate class, but within the class,
within band, yeah.
OK.
And how long have you been doing that?
Five years.
And also with marching band, there's
a physical aspect of this, too.
Because you get to get out there.
In fact, somebody that would have some input
is our producer here.
He was in a marching band successfully
for probably four years.
Successfully.
Like, unsuccessfully?
Well, I mean.
Exist.
He.
You know, he just didn't cut it.
When you pass on to the next year, that's a successful year.
Because usually people drop out.
You know.
Do they?
They drop out of band a lot?
I never heard of that.
I think sports maybe, not out of band.
The producer thinks otherwise.
And he's actually participated.
So I'd rather take his word than yours.
Yeah, thanks.
So anyways, do you have a mute?
No, no.
Mute you.
So anyways, the different aspect about the marching band
is the physical aspect.
You've got to get those kids out there.
And the potential could be 100 degrees this time of year.
Or plus, even more.
Getting out there, you've got to hydrate.
But when's your band camp?
That should be coming up soon, right?
Two weeks.
Two weeks from now.
That's what's crazy.
They start before sports.
Yeah, before the football teams get out there.
And they're out earlier.
You guys are out.
Actually, later.
We know.
Earlier in the morning.
It's an all day affair.
It's all day.
All day.
It's amazing to me.
I've always been impressed by the amount of time they put in.
It's way more than sports.
And I also enjoy listening to it.
Even from where we live, we can hear them playing.
Right.
You know, it's impressive because they're kind of like,
well, first of all, they're good.
You know, and I'm sure with the pirate tier, what kind of music
do you got picked up?
It's like a stock show.
So it's just a bunch of pirate music.
Pirate sounding stuff.
Sea shanties.
Yeah.
Similar.
Like all the time?
No, just for our marching show this year.
Oh, just for the show.
Pull up one of those sea shanty songs, Austin.
One of our favorites that we like to play while we're
about to go rollerblading.
But they, but you also.
Are you a special sea shanty or rollerblading song?
So football marching band.
Football marching band.
You're in charge of that too.
Yeah.
I'm the only band director in the district.
Holy crap.
It's a small district.
So how many students do you have under you?
How many kids in the school?
Probably close to 400 in the high school.
Oh, holy shnike.
That's tiny.
Oh, in the whole.
Not part of the band, but part of the high school.
Yeah.
My band will be like 52 this year.
So that's still what is typical.
What's a typical high school size here?
Well, here in Frisco.
Well, I don't know what Austin had,
but I know Alan has like 500 kids in their stupid band.
Yeah.
No, I mean all of all of high school.
About 2000 kids.
That's Alan though.
Right.
Alan will have 5000.
OK, we have 2000.
We have about 2000 in our high school.
Wow.
So yeah.
So that's a lot.
You're in a small school, which is nice.
That's the kind of school I grew up in.
I had 410 people in my graduating class.
Or not in my class, but in my school.
In your school.
I actually had 548 in my graduating class.
548 in my graduating class.
I had 104 people in my class.
I don't even remember.
You didn't go to high school.
When I was in band and when your mom was in band,
there was the downturn of the band.
I had about 55 people in mind.
I think she had, when your mom was in close to 100 maybe.
But the school was getting smaller.
Yeah.
I never did.
I did one year band actually.
Anyway, I think you probably would like to move on.
No?
I was in marching band for like one and a half years.
You have that like I'm ready to go downstairs and hang out
with my cousin.
Well, she drove all day and went straight to the jail.
Right.
No, I'm just saying.
You get party time.
You can come back up.
Go get yourself a cocktail.
You're not obligated to hang out with us.
It was a pleasure having you here though.
It really was.
Yeah.
Let's do our little segue with a little Wellerman.
Little Wellers?
Wellerman lyrics.
All right.
Well, we're going to listen to Wellerman.
Is this going to work?
You know what this is?
I don't think she can hear it.
There once was a ship that put to sea.
And the name of the ship was a billion teeth.
The winds blew up and about it.
Now no blow might bullet boys blow.
So may a Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
One day when the time is done, we'll take our leave and go.
She had not been two weeks from shore.
Went down on her right wheel bull.
The captain called out hands and swore,
take that well and tow.
So may a Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
One day when the time is done, we'll take our leave and go.
But before the boat hit it, don't want me to take him.
Can you make that stop?
Well, sea shanties are kind of a fad right now.
I was looking for the sea shanty from TikTok.
You know, it was kind of something with more acapella
style.
There once was a ship that put to sea.
And the name of the ship was a billion teeth.
The winds blew up and about it.
Sea shanties blow my bully boys blow.
So may a Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
One day when the time is done, we'll take our leave and go.
She had not been two weeks from shore.
Went down on her right wheel bull.
The captain called out hands and swore,
take that well and tow.
So may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
One day when the time is done, we'll take our leave and go.
How do we edit Sean?
Get him off TikTok.
You know, there's one little part on here.
It says one day when the tonguing is dung.
Tonguing is as.
Is that catalingus?
No.
That is a is a kanglingus.
Oh my God.
God.
Wow.
I'm like Archie Bunker's wife.
Yeah.
Oh, Archie.
All right.
Anyways, let's put that bad boy to step.
So we got the punk rock that's gone, the doomy flotch that's
gone.
And so look, there's like some horrible stuff.
Because speaking of the shanties and the pirates and people
falling and people falling, people falling
downstairs with heart attacks.
Trump's ex-wife, Miss Trump, Vonna Trunk, she died.
We're not really sure why.
Do you know why?
She have a heart attack and fall down the stairs?
Or did she break her neck falling down the stairs?
No, they found blunt trauma on her torso.
On her torso?
She fell down the steps.
She fell down the stairs.
I think she was dead before she.
I think she had a heart attack is what happened.
I mean.
Yeah, that was sad.
When I first heard the story and they said Ivana Trump,
I was like, oh my God, she's like 30 years old.
I was thinking of Ivanka, his daughter.
And I was like, that was.
And you know what the first thing that came to my mind?
Vaccine, vaccine death.
That was the first thing that came to my mind.
You know how they have these, all these people
are dropping dead.
All these people are dropping dead.
And what do they say?
They say it's a non-disclosed, unknown cause of death.
Who's dropping dead?
Sea shanties.
There were two or three today.
Two or three today.
Different, different like, oh shit,
I don't have it in front of me.
You're the death man.
Yeah, you are.
Well, yeah, but I don't claim that there's just
all these deaths out there.
Well, look, the thing, this goes right back
into what we were talking about in the first half of the show
is that there's so much bullshit going on
and so much of the facts.
In a COVID, there's so much crazy crap.
We don't know who's telling the truth.
There are so many organizations out there
that are currently, currently performing these tests.
And in fact, there was one released last week
that these folks, they did studies.
OK, so they did a study on the COVID.
And they had pulled up, they did two tests, not one.
They did two, because the first one didn't come out
the way they wanted to.
It was supposed to be, so they thought something was wrong.
So they ran the test again.
And it was the same thing, meaning that the vaccine
didn't do anything.
Well, when they submitted their results,
they were like, well, no, you need
to say that this is caused by COVID,
or we're not going to fund you anymore.
And so they were like, oh, god, we're
not going to do that because it's not moral.
Well, the next day, the FBI raided their place
and took everything.
Well, this lady, one of the ladies, the doctors there,
had enough sense to take the pertinent information,
the data, and store it off site in a cloud or whatever.
And so she ended up writing her report or whatever,
the ledgers or whatever they got going on.
Excuse me, up in, they released it up in Sweden or Finland.
That was what was released this past week,
was that they were saying, all right, here's the deal.
They put the spike protein, and they say, all right, look,
the spike protein's not going to affect the DNA.
It's going to fight the virus, and that's it.
And that's what's going to cause the vaccine.
It's what's going to prevent you from getting it.
They're saying it's not going to affect your DNA.
They did a test that said that, all right, well,
it is affecting the DNA.
It's affecting the DNA of your liver.
On just this one test, it affected the DNA of this liver
on 1,500 different tests within our subjects.
On one test.
That was like a week, two weeks ago.
But what did it do to it?
Is it bad, or is it just?
The point was is that they were saying
that Moderna and Pfizer were saying
that the vaccine that you take will not affect your DNA.
It doesn't intermix with your DNA.
It only allows you to build antibodies up
against the viruses.
That's its function.
That's what it does.
But what it actually does is it integrates with your DNA.
And that's what they found in that test.
Then they ran two tests, and then they ran.
So we can look it up.
Man, she's an Asian lady.
And she was in Finland, though?
She was not in Finland.
They published their work in Finland
because it was the only country that would allow
her to publish the work.
That's fucked up, man.
It's like it's a concerted, just a group effort
like we talked about earlier.
There's this cabal that is just kind
of controlling the narrative of COVID.
I know.
And it's, what do you believe?
She's the same person that said that the monkeypox is not
something new.
That's coming.
No, it's not.
This monkeypox is a side effect of the folks
that took the vaccine.
I have not seen that.
I don't know if I believe that.
Well, if that's not true, then I kind of
question the rest of her shit.
Yeah, I don't know.
Because I don't know if it's a side effect.
I'm not saying it's not true.
I just haven't seen that.
So I was giving an example earlier.
So Charles Johnson, former first round NFL drop pick
who won a Super Bowl with the New England Patriots in 2001,
has died.
He was 50.
Cause of death unknown.
Soon may the well-oven come to bring us sugar and tea.
You know what I'm saying, though?
He ended up dying of dehydration.
It's possible.
But there just seems to be one after another, after another,
after another.
Is it because of the speed of news these days?
Well, it could be just maybe.
Maybe these deaths happen all the time.
Maybe they do.
And we just don't know.
Now we know everything.
People die all the time with all kinds of shit.
You know?
It's possible.
But also.
I'm not discounting.
It's just.
I know.
It's easy to kind of shape your own.
Right.
You shape your own narrative, right?
If I'm thinking everybody's dying from the virus,
every story I read that says cause of death unknown.
Yeah, but are they dying of the virus
or are they dying from the vaccine?
No, no, no.
I meant the vaccine.
Yeah.
I have this thing where I think people are going to start
dying from the vaccine, right?
So I'm like looking for stories that are undisclosed.
Seems to contribute to the immune deficiency.
And then one of them, it turned out it was a suicide.
Right?
I mean, so I mean, there are definitely.
Oh, that's definitely COVID, really.
Right, right.
Just like the guy, the motorcycle guy that died
and they said it was because of COVID.
So anyway, so let's move on.
Because I think that's a.
Talk about the first episode tonight about the.
There was the gentleman that's our hero currently, Elijah.
Greg.
Not Elijah, Greg, the bourbon.
Hero, yes.
Not in this case.
The gentleman then stopped the rap.
The guy running around rapidly.
Indiana Jones.
Wow.
The Indiana mall.
Dr. Jones.
The Indiana mall.
Yeah, a shopping of 15 seconds, like a loaded eight
of 10 rounds in them.
What's crazy is they said in two minutes, in two minutes,
he neutralized the guy.
Then they came back and confirmed on video.
It was 15 seconds.
So this guy emerged from a bathroom, not the shooter,
emerged from the bathroom, started shooting people.
And this 22 year old pulled out his Glock,
shot eight rounds at him, hit no 10 rounds,
hit him eight times and dropped him.
In 15 seconds of this guy starting to shoot.
And that guy still killed three people.
And this guy.
You know how many he would have killed?
And he's getting shit.
Shit on.
Is he?
Yes.
I've only seen positive reports.
Well, there's.
You know, it's like 50-50.
Right.
Like this whole country is 50-50.
They're saying.
Why does he have a gun?
Yeah.
First off, they're saying he shouldn't
have had a gun because the mall had a no gun policy.
That's number one.
That's number two.
Get this.
This is my favorite part.
The left is so anti-Bible, right?
And so that.
Good Samaritan.
Oh, they're saying to call him a good Samaritan
is totally against the teaching of Jesus
and totally against the Bible teachings.
You know, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, really?
You're going to play the Bible card?
The left is going to play the Bible card on this?
Really?
Anyway, just ridiculous.
Yeah, he dropped him.
Well, I mean, it's.
Anytime something like this happens, it's sad.
You know, for.
I mean, because look, the gentleman that had to drop.
The head of drop him.
I mean, there are repercussions mentally for him.
He had to kill somebody.
Yeah, I mean, he'll be dealing with it for the rest of that
sucks.
You know, and plus from a civil court perspective,
they're going to sue him.
They're going to go crazy for him.
You know, it's just like.
Yeah, well, he's out there.
The surveillance video.
We hold on.
Scroll down.
The surveillance video shows Saperman, who is the evil guy,
exit the bathroom, the restroom at five fifty six and forty
eight seconds.
He was neutralized by Dickin Dickin at five fifty seven oh
three.
Fifteen seconds later.
I'm telling you, we need more guns in the hands of good guys.
When shit like that happens, people are going to think twice.
Well, the thing is, the next person who's going to think
about doing this is going to go.
Yep.
Yeah, well, he lasted 15 seconds.
I wish it were me.
He still killed which which could lead to to which if you
think about it, could lead to worse things.
All right.
Well, how do I get away from these people with guns?
Let me create a bomb.
Right.
Let me create some kind of gas thing that will just kill
people with gas.
Yeah, there's all kinds of weird.
That's a lot harder to pull off.
Well, I know.
But that's is it, though.
That's what that's what that's the argument is.
It's not the gun.
It's the person because the person wants to kill this person.
Just like over in England and Europe, you have these knife
stabbing.
Oh, yeah.
And China.
Yeah.
You have these knife stabbing.
It's like 13 people dead by knife stab.
Right.
Which seems incredible.
I mean, this guy going around doing this.
But, you know, it's if the person really wants to kill
someone, they're going to find a way to do it.
They're going to do it.
But the guys that or that person's that loose in the
illness in the head.
And they're like, I can't get a hold of a gun.
Well, I'm going to create a bomb because I can get
fertilizer and whatever else required.
I could do it.
Yeah. How about that?
I don't know.
I think it was Highland Park.
But what was the one where the guy was they already had a red
flag on this kid?
That was who?
Valdi.
Well, they already had a red flag on this actually in the
Highland Park kid.
I mean, how is this system failing us when there's already
a red flag?
They already investigated the kid because they got
reports on him.
That's the question.
I don't understand.
Well, the Uvalde kid, his red flag expired when he turned 18.
Everything he had was when he was a minor.
So that was locked.
So when he went to go buy his guns, the background checked.
The laws could open up those all because they had the sealed
files when you're a minor.
That's all that should happen when he was a minor 16, 17.
That's all sudden.
Two days later, he turns 18.
Well, a lot of that shit's going to go away.
Ultimately, they're not going to have any more sealed files.
A lot of that was to protect the kid's health.
When I was 13, 14, 15, I had a sealed file for doing stupid
stuff, and it's gone.
People wouldn't be able to find it.
But I'm thinking, what if they were?
I wouldn't care.
I mean, that stuff needs to be cared for.
But if that goes away, does that all of a sudden
become relevant?
And when they do a background check, they now see it.
Yeah, you would care if you get denied a job because of
something you did when you were 13.
But look, the more things that people are recognized for doing
when they're 13, the more it becomes frequent.
So if the norm is to not have a sealed file, then you're
able to come up with these statistics that say, all right,
well, we have all these people and none of their
files are sealed.
And you have a bunch of people at the age of 13 that did some
stupid shit, well, then that's where you start coming up with,
well, we'll just let this one slide.
And that one's not necessarily a red flag.
But this one is because he started banging dogs and
cutting off the heads of cats.
Like in your case, you ate your neighbor.
Yeah.
Who doesn't?
Well, it was actually two.
I want a little spicy.
And I had a nice big fat woman.
She tastes like mac and cheese.
Oh, thanks, Hatch.
But now the neighbor was a Hispanic guy.
You had a neighborhood like a little barbecue.
I had a Mexican next door.
I had some mac and cheese and some spicy enchiladas.
Was it? No, no breakfast taco, according to Jill Biden.
Oh, OK.
All right. All right.
So let's go there.
I didn't I didn't get the details behind that, but I saw the backlash.
Well, she was exactly happy.
Well, she was in San Antonio.
OK. Speaking to the Democratic, whatever down there.
Sure. And she was like, you know, Hispanics have such a diverse culture,
just like whatever in Miami, whatever here.
And just like Latinos are just like the how many breakfast tacos
we have in San Antonio.
Wow.
Oh, not verbatim, but to the fact I know there was major backlash.
She compared this is on the heels of Hispanics saying we're done with the
Democrat Party. Yeah.
This this kind of stuff carries more weight than you realize.
Right. I'm telling you.
And then we had that Flores down on the border.
Maya Flores. Yeah. A hundred year change.
Like a hundred for a hundred years, they voted.
They don't like it.
Did you see the footage where Pelosi supposedly shoved her kid out of the way?
Yes. That was supposedly she did.
Yeah, she did. She really did.
She nudged her with her elbow.
And she was like, like she had this irritation.
Like she was like, don't stand so close to me. Just get out of the way.
And she was saying, I want to make sure that she was included in the picture.
Is what her comment was.
The official is that it doesn't let up at all.
It doesn't add up at all. Right.
She's such a no.
Yeah. And Joe Biden, she also had some in some bad comments this week
about why Joe has sucked so bad.
Have you seen those comments? No, no.
From Jill, from Dr.
Jill, from Dr.
Jill. Yeah.
She basically said that he hasn't been able to do anything on his agenda
because he's had to deal with all of these problems.
Oh, how tragic.
Because, you know, every other president is just no problem
so they can just roll their agenda out.
Actually, yeah, that they actually have confirmed that that there's been 200.
And there's she got a nudger right here.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, she's like, get the fuck off me.
Get off me. Don't touch me.
Yeah.
Don't touch me.
Unbelievable.
She literally she literally pushes her out of the way because she bumped her.
The little the daughter bumped her and she looked down and she was like,
get the hell off me.
Oh, my God.
And she and she goes back.
You see that?
The little girl goes back to where she was and bumps her again.
Look at her. She like and then she goes right back.
I love that.
That was 100 percent a get off me.
So we're watching a video of Pelosi nudge her over and over.
You know what? Whatever.
I mean, it's done.
It is. Here's the thing about the South Texas.
You know, they've got who's the piping one that just took over district
is a 35 or 31.
That's what she just did. Right.
What is her name?
Maya Flores.
Do you realize?
Maya Flores. So she's who she's going up against.
She's going up against Congressman Gonzalez in the 15th District.
Yeah. That's very interesting.
Very interesting who just ended up in the news again.
That is kind of I forgot what I saw the thing.
I forwarded it to you.
Yeah, I read it and I forgot what it was about.
I didn't happen.
He forgot to I said to both of you, but I forgot what it was.
I read it, but it just didn't.
It was yet another another scandal with this guy.
I'm telling you, it's
just one after another with this guy, man.
And you know him personally.
Yeah, I do. I do.
I'm sorry.
I want to find out what the heck it was.
So I'm going to I'm going to go back and look because it was a nice picture
of his head.
Yeah, he's not going to have it on his website.
No, it's not good.
No, it's bad news for him.
Not good news.
So the it was a bribe report.
So it says the Texas Democrat represented.
Oh, that's it.
He represented a drug smugglers and gang leaders in court despite.
OK, now calling for law and order. Right.
So in other words, he comes from a law firm.
He had his own law firm, maybe.
I don't know.
He had he had he had a practice down there.
Right. So he's saying that and this is not a public defender, meaning
he wasn't public defenders like they get assigned cases and is whoever it is.
Right. They are.
This is not public defender.
This is he's a defense lawyer.
They they are a lawyer.
They yeah, they choose who they're going to defend.
And he chose to defend drug smugglers and gang leaders.
And that's coming back to bite him.
Yeah. Well, we don't know all the details about it, but let me see here.
Let's see if this says anything.
Very vulnerable Democrat representative, the sentient.
And so Lord, that's not happening.
And I don't need some sort of robot.
Yeah. Thank you.
Representative Gonzalez.
Well, anyway, so yeah, so he represented some unsavory folks.
And we don't know actually we don't know what the details are about.
So as much as you know, he's a friend of mine.
So I want to I want to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Yeah. And you know, people need representation period.
And if there is somebody out there that has money and they want the service
to be representative, if they're if they're gang related or not,
there are lots of people out there that are in gangs that get involved
in gangs simply because that's part of the community.
They need to belong, you know.
So am I am I a bad person because I'm in a gang?
No. Are you a bad person if you're in a gang and you kill somebody?
You know, if you're in a gang and in that gang folk around you kill somebody
and you just happen to be there, does that mean you're a bad person?
No. No.
Does that mean that he's representing the person that pulled the trigger?
Or is he representing the person that was there?
Your point. Your point is totally valid.
So we do not always know.
And let me give you a perfect example of what you don't know
when you see something, if all they OK, you remember when the cops got
they're still getting torn up. Yeah.
Well, they're ridiculous. Yes. Yeah.
They're getting torn up.
So here's an example.
They were in the hallway and they just they just released the footage
of in the hallway.
And there was a cop in the in the hallway that was on his phone.
And they are tearing this guy up. Right.
Be really you're going to check your phone while they inside their shooting.
You know the details behind that? No.
His wife was in the room.
And she texted him and said, I've been shot.
So he's on his phone trying to communicate with his wife who died,
who died in there, died on the way to the hospital.
It. Yeah, it's a fit.
They tore that cop up like all the way to like Sanders.
Well, they tore the whole Congress people.
They tore everybody off that was involved in the thing.
And here's the thing.
You know, first of all, that school shouldn't have been open.
Now, there's the step one.
The school shouldn't have been open.
Yeah. And they said it had to do with it.
They said it had to do with the convenience of the teachers.
They did it. They left it unlocked funding.
They didn't have funding for the school because the schools are overloaded.
I heard that they left the doors unlocked because it was more convenient.
The teachers didn't want to deal with unlocking it.
Well, the school wasn't even supposed to be open.
It was on its way out.
They're about to close the God bless the thing is what is what they were supposed
to be going on. And they they they didn't have the appropriate funds to have
the proper security to to even manage the appropriate laws or rules that you're
supposed to do. You got a bunch of second string people in there, third
string people in there.
You know, this is the fact that they have the door open should tell you that.
Right. You know, so I mean, there's a lot of failures.
And the fact that they're the burden on the police officers to where you have the
the the police chief that had quit his job, you know, come on, you know,
something happens in your community and you go out there.
How are you to know what's wrong or right?
Do you know? Is there a book?
Do you know how many officers responded to the scene?
Five, like five hundred officers from all over the place.
I haven't been reading too much, but you know, you see the headlines and it's
they stood in the hallway for 45 minutes.
Why didn't they go in? Why didn't they go in?
80 minutes? Well, I mean, that's that's valid.
Yeah. Why did I think that that's the point that I see.
Why why did they just stand there?
Because I don't know.
They OK, there were a couple of reasons they were waiting for a master key to open
the door to the fucking door.
Well, check this. The door wasn't even locked.
Nobody. Yeah, I saw nobody check the door of the classroom.
Well, it wasn't even there.
But there were guys that tried opening up the door and they both got shot.
One guy got his ear clipped and the other guy went right by his face.
They got the fucking shields.
Well, I mean, that should have been the second one.
And they found out that the shields were not would not stop his bullets.
So then they waited for.
You know what I mean? It was one thing.
It was one thing after another like that.
But the thing is, you would think in your head, they're in there, especially the guy
whose wife is in there.
What they're shooting the teachers and he's shooting the students right now.
Right now, we need to fucking go in there.
We make it.
Balls to the wall or at least find out where, you know, come through the windows.
Yeah, you know, I have like 15 guys out there and you know what?
And whatever.
It's always great to I mean, you can come back here in the in the movie room here.
In the podcast room about this.
It's if you're in that position, would you be like, shit, my team is all locked up.
You know, well, it's no different than the dude member, the country concert in Las Vegas.
Oh, yeah.
When the guy shooting from the window and killed like 50 people, there was a security
guard, an armed security guard that was, you know, coward in the hallway, not going into
not.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he was leaning against the wall.
There are a lot of.
And then one more.
Parkland in Florida, that one that one resource officer just huddled behind a pole while the
whole thing was happening.
There are a lot of unknowns.
You don't know how you're going to react.
They they let me.
But all of those police officers.
Someone should have said, fuck it, we're going in.
Well, they ultimately did.
80 minutes later.
Yeah, but he killed himself.
No, he didn't.
He got killed.
He was shot dead.
He didn't.
He was shot dead.
He did not kill himself.
He was shot dead by the Las Vegas guy.
He was.
See, I'm talking about the Las Vegas.
He was also shot dead, I believe.
Specifically, I heard he killed himself.
The Las Vegas guy specifically was a really weird one because there were so many weird
things that just didn't make sense.
There's never a reason.
The laptop that just disappeared.
I didn't hear anything about that.
What was the reason behind that?
Why did he do this?
They don't know.
They never did know what his motive was.
Was he pissed off at country music and the typical conservative people that listen to that?
50 people.
Over 50 people died.
He was tied in with an organization.
And they went in there and stripped the room down before the authorities had a chance to.
I hate that shit.
I hate these conspiracy theories.
It sucks.
But here's the thing.
That's exactly what happened.
You don't know who was in there because some unknown entity went in there and stripped the room down.
How do you know that?
Because you can read it.
It's general knowledge.
Where?
Google it.
They don't know because the room was stripped down of all the things.
His belongings were gone.
Why the fuck would his belongings be gone?
There's a lot of fishy shit going on.
With this one specifically, there's a lot of crazy shit going on.
I hate that.
I'm so sick of conspiracy theory shit.
It brings back that I hope that when they should start including, having self-protection classes included in your school.
I'm not saying it needs to be done in school.
It should be common.
They need to get personal finance classes first.
That's true.
If we want to talk about what should happen.
You know parents are buying backpacks that have an insert that have bullet proof.
That has Kevlar.
My point is saying it's kind of like the woke people inserting this narrative of I represent or identify as we, she, whatever.
We need to do the same thing when it comes to protecting ourselves.
We need to start introducing what could be a normalized methodology of thinking.
When it comes to hey man look if you're going to pull a gun out you're going to have 15 people pointing their gun at you.
That needs to be the norm.
If everyone has a gun.
That's the argument.
If personal defense is the best.
Offense.
Chicago by itself.
They have the strictest gun business.
California, New York, Chicago.
They have gun laws.
Chicago law abiding citizens cannot protect themselves.
Although the Supreme Court just turned over the New York law.
What do you mean?
That you can carry guns now in New York.
Oh cool.
I wonder if my.
I don't know if it's officially done yet.
But the Supreme Court has a gun law.
I don't know if it's officially done yet.
But the Supreme Court just overturned that.
And they were like oh my god I can't believe.
I mean they freaked out the left.
Freaked out.
Dude I would so welcome that.
Because people need to be able to protect themselves.
The news is going kind of crazy with the crime sprees that are supposedly happening right now.
Like in LA and Sacramento.
Not Sacramento.
LA.
San Francisco.
Philadelphia.
Baltimore.
All democrat run cities by the way.
Right.
Did you see the footage of the Bogota?
That's how Jill Biden said Bodega.
The Bodega guy who got.
I don't know if it was.
I guess he was attacked by a thug.
Behind the counter.
Because his girlfriend's credit card wouldn't work.
For a bag of chips.
So this guy comes around the corner.
Starts starting to grab them.
Shoves them.
And starts.
I don't know what really led to it.
But the guy ended up killing the thug.
And the DA charged him with second degree murder.
And then they dropped.
Just now.
He was three weeks in Rikers.
In Rikers.
Three weeks in Rikers.
Self defense.
And then finally dropped the charges.
Three weeks on vacation.
They were going to charge him with murder.
Rikers?
Prison?
Which by the way I don't know if you've heard the latest on that.
He had a cut in three square meals.
I read an article that they are woefully understaffed.
And their staff is on suicide watch.
Really?
Yeah.
No.
Is this the same folks that were watching Epstein?
I don't know.
You know.
Those.
There's a number of police officers on suicide watch.
Because they're getting so much shit.
Because they're just getting torn up.
And people are calling them cowards.
Parents are calling them cowards.
Congressmen are calling them cowards.
And the guys who typically go out for those jobs are not cowards.
They're not cowards at all.
Those people were restrained.
Like the guy that was on the phone.
Right? Because his wife was in there.
He went to the front.
And they pushed him back.
They did.
They physically said no you're not allowed to come up here.
And his wife died.
And they're being called cowards.
Who was making that call?
They're being called cowards.
Who made the call to say you need to stand there for fucking 80 minutes?
Corporate.
But they're being torn up.
So the person who made that call.
But again I also think the person in charge on site.
Well they're calling the police chief.
He's the one taking the fall.
I think he should.
He probably should.
And he's interim by the way.
And I think he should. I think it was mismanaged.
I think they should have fucking stormed it.
They said he didn't even have a radio.
He didn't have a radio.
Wow that's preparation.
So he wasn't able to talk to anybody.
Hey we've got 20 guys outside the room ready to go into this room.
Because they're killing kids.
There were 500.
There were 500 that showed up at the school.
Triage is sitting outside if you guys get shot.
You don't want to die.
I don't wish on anyone.
But at least mentally you think.
Did the guy get killed?
Yes. He was shot dead in the classroom.
How many bullets entered his body?
I'm hoping more than 40.
When they started that it was like his toes had just worked his way up.
Like a dot matrix printer.
Wow.
That's morbid right there.
Damn Jeff.
Yeah damn.
Okay. That happened.
I think we've covered all the happy topics.
Dude you just fucking froze the lava lamp.
Yeah.
It looks like two jugs got hanging down there.
One of the things I want to...
And you know Dr. Oz said that's not abnormal.
No. One of your nuts should sag a little bit more.
Yeah. We're not symmetric.
Should or should not?
It should.
Yeah. That's what Dr. Oz said.
Our whole body is very...
I wish we had a video of this.
There are two...
We're looking at the lava lamp.
And there were two clearly looking like testicles.
One hanging lower than the other.
And now we're debating whether it's normal for one to hang lower than the other.
This is officially a buzzing slash drunk podcast.
Alright. Well let's move on then.
So we had...
Well one of the things I want to talk about is the new Webb telescope.
Yes.
I find this fascinating.
Seeing amazing things in the universe.
Correct.
Until it got hit by something.
Yeah it got hit by...
A grain of sand.
Smaller than a grain of sand.
Well it's probably going like the speed of light just slammed into it.
Right?
Well they're saying that there are like microwaves that will go through...
Just small particles that will go through are so small.
Microscopic...
Subatomic particles that are so small that they go right through even like the space station.
They go so fast.
It goes right through the space station.
Does it break it?
No.
Who cares?
Does it do anything?
Well I'm just saying it's amazing when you think that when you're in a vacuum...
I can see the Russian cosmonaut.
I've been hit by a microscopic...
Several pieces of...
It hit my anus.
Anakin, it's gone too deep this time.
This James Webb telescope is here to replace the Hubble which I believe has been in place for 30 years.
A long time.
It's been around a while. Since I was a senior in high school.
Yeah since 1985, 1986.
So that's produced some fantastic pictures.
Yeah.
And do you remember they screwed it up?
Oh the parabolic mirror?
Yes.
They had to go basically give it contacts.
They had to do a manned mission to the Hubble telescope and put in another...
Like make some adjustment and basically give it contacts.
Had cataracts?
Yeah and then they fixed it.
But isn't that crazy about the Hubble?
In that parabolic mirror that they go there and they...
Can you imagine...
They fucked it up.
Can you imagine the guy that they spent like 30 million dollars in that mirror and like...
So Joe...
It should have curved this way.
It should have been conical.
If you look at the pictures of them working on this thing...
They are like surgeons.
They're wearing these full white hazmat suits and these gloves.
I mean they're putting all this detail and attention and they're like...
Oh yeah we cut it wrong.
How does that happen?
You measure twice, cut once.
I used a left handed scissor and it should have been part of the right handed...
I was using metric instead of imperial.
Anyways the Webb Space Telescope is supposed to be the digitized version...
Which has the clarity by a million.
I don't know, I made that up.
Just the pictures that I've seen on the internet...
They're just crazy.
It picks up infrared.
Is what it does.
It doesn't take normal pictures like your camera.
So it only picks up heat.
Which is infrared.
So it searches out heat.
And this thing...
The Hubble is at 250 miles from the Earth.
So it's in...
Right there in orbit.
And you got a bunch of interference, heat and all that stuff from the Earth.
Blah blah blah yeah.
And what they did with this is the nature of the camera...
The colder it is the better it works.
Because it's picking up heat.
Right.
So this thing is one million miles from Earth.
Is it in orbit though?
It is in orbit.
It's a million mile orbit from Earth.
It's not orbiting Earth.
No, it's orbiting the Sun.
Yes, correct.
It's orbiting something.
But it's not orbiting Earth.
Because what they did is there are certain...
spots...
within the... whatever you want to call it.
Solar system.
Solar system that it can orbit correctly.
And they identified this spot at a million miles.
The perfect spot.
Because it can't be at 500,000.
It's too close to the Moon.
Kind of a thing.
So it is orbiting the Sun.
Correct.
Are you sure?
No.
There are comets that orbit the Sun.
And we see them every 187 years.
Right.
So if it's really orbiting the Sun...
then that's...
that's crazy.
I think it's orbiting the Earth.
No, it's not orbiting the Earth.
Well, first of all...
Do you know the updated...
It's one million miles away from Earth.
If it will not be in orbit around the Earth...
it will actually orbit the Sun.
Okay, there we go.
They didn't talk about that on the radio.
What it was actually orbiting. So I didn't know.
Oh, good for you.
But you can imagine the constellation isn't flat.
Constellation, what do you mean?
I'm sorry.
The solar system isn't flat like that.
You mean it's not like the...
It's not like a piece of paper.
You fall off the end.
It kind of...
It's not like the mobile...
It's cylindrical.
And then when you're on the Sun...
it's kind of crazy.
So it travels. The Sun is supposedly supposed to travel.
Our whole Milky Way is moving.
Well, the solar system is moving, yes.
Actually, our whole galaxy...
like your Milky Way...
Our galaxy is moving.
The pictures are showing there.
They're not lined up.
They're not circumferenced.
No.
They're not in a straight line?
Well, there are moments where they are lined up.
And then there's like some sort of crazy
Mayan calendar.
Everybody dies.
But it brings to question...
that if the Sun
is moving, and all these...
and the planets are being pulled
by the Sun with its magnets,
and they're all doing this...
It's not necessarily going around the Sun,
but it's going around
in a circle
where, you know,
behind it, like a comet's trail
of dust.
And so it makes you wonder
the resistance...
Oh, there's no resistance in a vacuum.
No.
What are you talking about?
You answered your own question.
And I'm glad because you lost me.
I want to see you do the math.
Are you a mathlete?
No.
You know what? I actually flirted with being a...
going to college and being an astronomy major
until I found out
that astronomy is
99.999999%
math. It's math. It's all math.
I was thinking it was some glamorous...
you know, like sitting behind
the gigantic telescope
on the top of the mountain. It's astrology.
Right? No, not astrology.
But I would look through the little lens
and see something amazing,
like those pictures that we're looking at.
Was that because your mom worked with Carl Sagan?
No. That's not why.
They studied zoos?
They studied zoos.
Zoology is not the study of zoos.
We already discussed this.
We did. We did discuss this.
Anyway, I took an astronomy class in high school.
And I was enamored with it.
I was like... I loved the science
behind it and the pictures and the
concepts and how cool everything was.
And then I found out you
don't sit behind a microscope.
You sit down with paper and you work out mathematics.
You sit in front of a computer
like I do every day.
Yeah, but can you imagine sitting behind
a bunch of computers and all of a sudden you see
one beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, oh what is that?
And then all of a sudden there's like, oh we have alien contact,
alien contact. That would be cool.
And that's not what that was.
Astronomy isn't even that.
It's studying
like... Oh, your horoscope.
No, no.
That's astrology.
It's looking at
the light shift,
light shift of stars to
the light shift of stars.
Would you ever watch Contact with Jodie Foster?
That was a great movie.
Have you guys ever seen the movie when
Jodie Foster was a child?
Taxi cab?
Wow.
Wow, you said something very dark.
Well, she was raped and that was one of the first movies
she was in.
No. Jodie Foster.
Taxi?
Was she raped to taxis?
Was it one of the first movies she was in?
Absolutely not.
Okay, the first ten?
Not even. She was an adult.
She was way an adult.
One of the first movies she ever made
was called Candle Shoe.
I think I did see that.
Fantastic movie. I want to go back
and rent it again. She was a little kid,
a little girl.
Well, kind of a teenage girl, sort of.
And it was a great movie.
She's a lesbian. She's not going to do you.
I think she's bi.
What did you say? She's a lesbian.
She's not going to do you?
Can we play that back, Mr. Producer?
She may do him. She's not going to do you?
Well, Paul has a lot of feminine qualities.
I don't want her to do me.
What's wrong with you?
Why can't we respect an actress without her wanting
to do me? I don't know.
That's not what you want. You were talking about her voluptuous
ten-year-old body. What were you talking about earlier?
She got raped. Her do-me machine?
Do-me flotche. Do-me flotchey. Do-me flotchey.
Do-me. No, no, no.
Do-me. Do-me. Do-me. Do-me. Do-me. Do-me.
You know, put your
do-me joe-dee away.
Put your dick where your mouth is.
Oh, come on.
Anyway, this Webb
telescope is a million miles from
Earth. And they found
this position.
And what they
had to do is this thing
is unreparable.
We can't make trips out to it
to fix it. So if it breaks,
it breaks. It's done. I mean, they could,
but it's like a one-way trip. And it got hit by a grain
of sand. And it got pummeled
by a grain of sand. That's the point. How do they know
that? They saw it on video.
Yeah. They saw
grain of sand come in.
Yeah. Well,
they have a Ring video, a Ring doorbell.
Ring. So it populated
on their phone. They're like, Bob,
we got a number of those little pieces of sand. Oh,
this time it hit.
It fucking hit. Oh! No, this guy
named Bob's in charge of it. And his phone went off
because he got a motion detection.
Made that chime. He had a motion detection.
And then he looked at it and he was like,
oh shit, a grain of sand just hit the
hit the James Brown
called James Brown.
So what is the
satellite that... What's the name of the satellite?
James Gobs. James Webb.
James Webb. Who's James Webb?
What is the satellite that
was launched that has
like the silver or gold
or the titanium or platinum
record on there? Veager.
Is it Veager? I don't know. That was from Star Trek
from 1979. Oh, God.
Oh, boy.
Transparent aluminum.
So there's
a record out there. It's got a record
up there. Did you not see Star Trek,
the first Star Trek movie in 1979?
It's great. It had Veager in it,
which was Voyager, but it became a mind of
its own. Wasn't that the girl
that was the bald girl? She had a bald head, yes.
Yeah, I saw that movie. It was a great movie. It was creepy.
Veager, yes. It was kind of creepy.
Do you remember the one where they had the whale
and it was the transparent... No, Star Trek III.
That was stupid. Transparent aluminum.
Yes, transparent aluminum.
That was the one that had the whale. No, it's
transparent aluminum.
Yeah. So how did they...
Can you imagine the weight that thing
must have hold, not just the whale, but
to have to carry all the water?
So the story behind that was
aliens came to the planet looking
to talk to whales, and there were no more
whales left.
So they went back in time
and took a whale from back in time
to the future. No,
to the past.
And they got a whale from the San Francisco
area, and they put it in the
cage
in the little container
with transparent aluminum,
and they took it to the future, and
that whale communicated
to the aliens.
Isn't that where Spock died?
No, that was not.
And anyway, they put the whale back in the ocean
and he talked to the aliens, and the aliens were like,
okay, there's still whales.
There's still whales. We're out of here.
Thank you. We're going to stop milking all your...
They were doing something. They were like...
They were milking cows. No, they were draining the ocean
or something crazy.
They were taking the methane, cow methane.
You don't remember any of this? What about porpoises?
What do porpoises work? No, only
whales matter. Amazonian porpoise?
No, only...
What kind of whale was it that they had?
A blue.
No, blue is the biggest whale.
A back or a sperm?
They probably were thinking, well, look,
if the planet doesn't have a blue whale...
It was a spooge whale. Spooge whale.
No, sperm whale is actually
a real thing. Maybe that's why...
Why did they call it that? We should rename that.
Why?
How did that pass?
It's actually the meanest looking whale out there.
It started off as a sperm whale,
but after it blows so many
loads, it starts to coagulate
and it turns into a gnar whale because it's got the
horn.
It's basically just a load stuck to its forehead.
This is so painful.
Alright, no more
Henry VIII
or whatever he drank.
What is this?
Did we ever talk about it? I haven't even drank mine.
According to this... We didn't!
According to the Britannica... We did not talk about
what we're drinking right now.
The sperm whale is called sperm whale because it looks like a sperm.
That does not look like
a sperm. Oh, God, look at the size
of that thing compared to an elephant.
19 meters.
Wow. 62 feet.
That's a big ass whale.
But that's not as big as a blue whale.
Blue whales are the biggest. It's the biggest.
Yeah, we'd love to
know what a blue whale looks like.
Sperm whales eat squid.
That's the thing, they're like totally harmless.
They don't eat people.
What, whales? Yeah, they don't even eat...
Really? What?
Dude. That's twice.
I have headphones on and I heard that.
I heard that too. It was a little quiet too.
I'm hearing it paired with headphones.
I felt the waves.
That was the blue whale.
What are you doing over there? Blue whale.
No. God!
So anyway, going back to the web
telescope. Yes.
This thing... Games whale. This thing had to
be a game.
Hold on. Look at the grooves on the bottom of that blue whale.
Isn't that cool? They shot it.
That's the jowls. Is that the go fast
stripes on a blue whale?
It is. They're speed stripes.
Interesting.
Are they that fast?
They go about 200 miles an hour.
I think it is.
About 100 knots. 400 knots.
Well, can you imagine
those things are shaped
for... How big that tail?
Big strong ass tail
for sure.
How would you like to be one of those
paddle boarders? Archa-tooth-us?
Where they surface?
And they swallow you?
Well, not on purpose.
They drown you.
They had a recent event for
surfing that there was a
shark
attacks have been more prevalent
lately. They had this one
in Australia.
And the dude was out there.
They're in the middle of a competition. Cameras on him and everything.
And he's about to come down off this thing.
And he's like, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. You see the shark fin?
And he's gone. He's gone.
What just happened?
Well, two weeks ago.
Well, I mean, he ended up coming out of it.
And he was like coming towards
the shore. But that's only
because there were guys
out there on boats and speeders
and everything because they're having a competition.
It was a televised competition.
And the guys on the camera were like,
oh, shit, he's being eaten by a shark.
You know, they're like, they
zoom over. That's crazy.
Yeah. And then he ended up
the waves kind of took him in a little bit.
And there were like these
little wet bikes that were kind of
calming in right after. Did he have a leg
missing or anything? I never heard the follow up on
it. But just the fact that you
you see him and they're out there
and he's about to jump into
position to take on his wave.
And the fucking shark comes out of nowhere
and bums him. You see him. It's like
just like the cliche, you
know, where jaws pops him down
is like, what's going on?
Well, I mean, you can't I mean
your clothes clamps down on your leg.
Yes, it's got to hurt.
Lacerate. Yeah. Yeah. You can have
some sort of blood. Yeah.
Well, anyways,
have you ever seen the footage of the
exploded whale?
Oh, is that the one they tried to get off the
beach? Yeah. It was a fucking
nightmare. What kind of idiot comes
up with that idea? They blew it up.
It's so heavy that they couldn't get it off
the beach. They couldn't
figure out how to get rid of it. They're like
well, let's vaporize it.
We talked about this a long
long. This is the bootleg copies.
We talked about. This was the
worst idea ever.
We literally talked about it in the bootleg copies.
I would love to see a video of that. There's a
video of that. When they ignited that fucking
thing. There were
whale particles
for miles. Mr. Producer, find a picture of this.
This is. And they have a park
named after when they blew up.
Like where they blew it up.
I don't even know where that was at.
Was that in like the East Coast somewhere?
Was that over in England? West Coast.
West Coast in Oregon.
Oregon? Yes.
Exploding whale.
Everything that happens when a
whale explodes. Back in the 50s
or 60s.
I don't think it was that far back.
I want to say I also saw footage of them
moving a whale.
A dead whale carcass. Keep going.
You gotta find it. Through
footage. It's an old
It's this guy right there.
The 12th of November of 1970.
Paul Linman. Oh yeah.
That one there. Exploding whale 1970.
Yeah. That was it.
And they were talking about it. They were like
we can't get this whale off the beach.
Let's fast forward this.
This went so bad.
Here we go.
This is so bad.
It explodes.
Most of it is vaporized.
However, no weight.
There's a camera probably
about 500 yards
away.
It's a little bit
off the edge.
It's a little bit off the edge.
It's about 500 yards
away. Or about 300 yards away.
By a parking lot.
You can hear the
meat pelting the
grass near them. Everywhere.
The humor of the entire situation suddenly
gave way to a run for survival.
A run for survival.
While others were falling at our
feet, the dooms were rapidly
evacuated as spectators escaped both
the falling... Oh look at the cars.
They have debris all over them.
The last sight was the target
of one large chunk.
Oh my god.
A super large Cadillac
with a
vinyl top
of whale meat.
1970s. It smacked out.
Those guys are still alive.
Either scared away by the
explosion or kept away by the smell.
It didn't really matter.
The remaining chunks were a set of sizes.
The video...
Yeah.
Yeah that went bad.
Yeah it was.
So do this one up here.
The one, two, three, four, fifth one over.
That one there.
That one's a man once
uncovered as a dead whale explodes
everywhere.
Oh!
It shows what happens when a
researcher attempts to cut open a
whale that had been dead for days.
Trapped gas in the whale carcass
led to an unexpected and loud explosion.
Can you imagine this smell?
You want to see that again.
Well here it is.
Oh my god.
Look at all those entrails.
They were cutting it open and it exploded?
Yeah. That's the way I felt Saturday morning.
Oh.
God.
They're so nasty.
I felt like my entrails just came out.
Boom.
Wow.
There we have it.
Anyway going back to the web telescope
after the exploding whale.
So that kind of stinks.
I mean it stinks because
it's a market in technology and
the fucker got a million miles
out there and it was sending back fantastic
photos but what is the recording?
I think it's still going to. Yeah it's not done.
They found out back in May that
it got hit by the sand.
I think it's still going to but like I said I think it's
still going to be damaged.
It's damaged to some degree.
I don't know to what degree but what I find
fascinating is it had to construct itself
when it got out there.
What do you mean? Because
the shape of it, the size of it
they couldn't put the rocket
put together.
So they had to put it together in pieces.
So it went out there and then it constructed
itself. No way.
To what it is today.
Yes.
It's incredible. So the James Webb
telescope will not be an orb around the Earth
like the Hubble telescope. It will actually be
an orbit. It will orbit the sun.
And...
Scroll down because
the constructing itself that is
super cool.
Animation, direction
what is L2? Okay.
Oh wow. And they also said
that...
Timeline of events. Here we go.
And they also said that...
Keep going.
That this...
It is currently
I think they tested it
either in this cold
that it's like
50 degrees
above absolute zero.
Yeah.
Which is like minus 400
degrees. It says this cool down
this is in the first month. The cool down will be
carefully controlled with strategically placed
electric heater strips
so that everything shrinks carefully
so that water trapped inside
parts of the observatory can escape.
Oh my god. This is crazy.
The detail behind this.
Well all this stuff they had to think out, right?
So they had to go there...they had to do this.
Well I guess vapor. Yeah.
They had the vapors. Keep going.
Then it constructs itself.
After six months
calibration and completion of commissioning
meticulously calibrate
all the scientific...
Crazy.
It did this and it's a million miles
away from Earth. Right.
And like I said if it
breaks it's done.
Mr. Brutus, see if you can actually pull
up what's going on with the...
Find some footage of this.
Not necessarily the footage but the incident
where it got hit by...
Well there's no video of that.
Well hold on. It says right here the deepest ever view
of the universe is permanently damaged by asteroid
attacks.
So the
driving the news. According to the life science
the James Webb telescope has been pelted
by at least 19 small space rocks
since it launched in December.
One larger rock has left
irreversible damage on the
one of the telescope's 18 gold
plated mirrors. Larger.
Larger means less than the size
of a grain of sand.
So when
they're saying NASA
released the news about the
meteoroid strike last month saying it had
built the telescope
to withstand the tolls of space and
knew there would be occasional micro
meteor strikes.
Interesting. So we
don't know the extent of it but it says
it's one of the telescope's 18 gold
plated mirrors. So I guess they have 17
more. Well it sounds like they
expect this to happen.
That's what the article says. They expect
over time for the
images to start to degrade.
Right. So it's essentially
just
like anything.
You got a
windshield and you fucking got a
bug that hits it. You got a blemish.
Well how do they know what's going on out there a million
miles away? And on top of that
the... How do they know they're going to get
sandblasted? And the
expanse of space is like
so mind boggling
incomprehensible that
to think that you
would get hit with anything
seems like really farfetched.
Does that make sense? Especially something that's
traveling. I mean
Earth... I mean like it's ridiculous.
Like the distance between Earth
and Jupiter
and Earth and Pluto.
It just goes to show you that there's so much
just within our own solar system.
There's an infinite amount of
particles out there that are
traveling in every direction. Right.
Every direction.
There can't be that many. That's crazy to me.
You know the Big Bang Theory.
That's exactly what it is. It is
everything going everywhere.
And it's constantly expanding.
And so I think it's
magical that it hasn't happened
sooner. I think it's magical
that the fucking planet Earth is still here.
And it hasn't been obliterated.
I think the fact that space is
so large.
I mean it's been hit
multiple times throughout its life.
So it's happened.
It'll happen again.
Ask the dinosaurs.
It'll happen again.
It's the incomprehensible thought of infinity.
You know when you start thinking...
Because there's a
beginning and an end to everything.
But when you start thinking about
life and where you're at and the
city, the state, the country,
the planet, the Milky Way.
So minuscule. What the hell?
There is no end.
And then you think about it. Okay.
Well...
Like one of the pictures
that they just sent from the James Webb
telescope.
Oh man. It's so beautiful.
There are black holes. There are billions.
Galaxies just
spread everywhere. There are billions of
galaxies out there. And within
every galaxy... It's a kaleidoscope of
galaxies. There are billions of stars.
Like it is
absolutely not possible
for there not to be
life everywhere
in the galaxy. Everywhere in the universe.
That song should be our closing song.
So is it
one of the first pictures that this thing
took like
the beginning
of the light?
Yes.
Which is weird to think of
because they're like, well this light
generated 20 billion
years ago. And we're just now
seeing it. I know.
That's just crazy.
We literally can look up in the night sky
and there would be a star there that
actually is not there anymore. See that's hard to fathom.
For like the next last 20
million years. That's hard to fathom. And I almost...
It's actually not there anymore. It literally blew up.
And we don't see anything. I disagree with that.
Why?
I disagree with that
theory. We've had this before. You don't believe
in the speed of light. No.
That's not what I'm saying. I do
believe in the speed of light. What I'm
saying is that if
I...
If I
am on another planet and I shine a flashlight
at you, or a laser or whatever,
and... Yeah, we'll do like Morse Code.
Or a flashlight. It may
take X amount of time for that
light to hit you. Yes.
Alright. But once I... A long time.
Whatever it is. A very long time.
Once that light is turned off,
the light ceases to
exist. No. It's not like shooting
water across the universe.
Yes it is. Is it? Yes.
I disagree.
Why?
Because photons have to be
constant. No, this is simple physics.
Are you denying that...
Okay, so you're a billion light years away
from me. We're best friends. It's irrelevant.
We're trying to talk to each other with our
little flashlight. Photons have to be
constant. So I
send you a message, and that's
how long it takes to get to your planet.
A billion years from now.
I'm long dead. You can't
transfer a photon like that.
A photon
has to have continuity.
So all these astrophysicists are
incorrect? Yeah, they're wrong. You show me where
they're saying that.
That's what light years mean. That's what light years means.
No, light years is just a distance.
That's how long...
How fast it takes. So if you turn this on,
and it turns off...
No, no. That's not what it says. It does not
say turn off. No, like the sun.
It says how long does it take for the photon
from point A to get to point B.
Yes. That's what it's saying. What I'm
saying is that if I
turn it off, it's instant.
No. No?
I disagree. Because it's already
on its way. Because I'm still seeing
the light that you sent a long
time ago, and then at some point you turn it
off, and then it
stops. There's a delay.
I understand. It's like a...
I think the principles of
a photon are different from that of
another
type of element.
Because photon
isn't an element. I think astrophysicists
would disagree with you.
I think that
we don't have the
knowledge to even
contest that. We may not. We may not.
We don't. I'm just telling you that's what I believe.
Yeah, I don't believe that.
So, this is what's crazy. I'm going
to invite my neighbor who's an astrophysicist.
I'm going to invite him on the podcast
next week. Amen.
Alright. That should be interesting. Yeah, he...
Let's see. He invented... Does he drink bourbon?
He does, and he invented NASA.
He invented light? He invented
light. Is that the acronym?
Light Years.
His name is Buzz.
You're a jackass. Yes, I am.
Older... You know one cool thing
that I learned during my astronomy class?
We took a tennis ball.
Right? The teacher took a tennis ball
and said, this is the sun.
He broke the classroom
into groups and said,
each one of you is a
planet in our solar system.
If the sun is a
tennis ball, you have to
make your planet the
size scale,
right? And then you also
have to walk the distance
from where my classroom is,
walk the distance from where
your planet is.
And they had to travel a very long distance. It was
amazing. Basically,
everybody's planet was a
pebble, like a grain of salt,
and then we were
like... We were across
the parking lot. They did this in a desert.
Across the parking lot, across a field.
What are they called? I mean, we were...
All of us couldn't get... Salt flats?
We actually all could not get
as far as we needed to because, like,
it wasn't feasible. Like, there were barbed wire fences.
It's a ridiculous amount of space
in between these planets. Yes! Just
our solar system. And it was
a mind-blowing
exercise. You know, all this stuff is amazing,
unknown, uncharted,
you know, who knows who's wrong
or right? We have no idea
if COVID can travel through a
mask or not. How the fuck are we going to
know whether a photon is
common or not? It can. COVID can travel through a mask.
Yeah, well,
dudes like us wonder. And dudes
like us are extremely excited
about these new tumblers that we received
from a specific company.
Somebody's excited. Well, I like
the little rainbow thing on there. Yeah.
From the covenant of God saying he'll never
flood the Earth again. I'm going to draw
a pot of gold in a leprechaun.
That was from the Sinful Pride Month.
Pride is a sin.
Even though whatever.
Well, there's dudes like us and I'm
hammered. What the hell? I'm hammered.
We haven't had a podcast in almost a
month and I haven't drank like this in almost a month.
I think our
what do you call it? Our
livers? Livers, yeah, but what do you
call it? Tolerance. I think our
tolerance is down because I'm
hurt. All right, well dudes like us,
I'm Sean, I'm Paul, and I'm Jeff,
and we will see you next week. We're excited.
Yeah. Suck it up. We'll be
back. Bye.