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Nice.

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It's a nice sound.

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It's been a long time.

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Yes it has.

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Well needed too.

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Over two weeks right?

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Yeah, someone decided to traverse the globe.

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Well you know, sometimes you gotta get away.

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Gotta go to Cancun.

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Cancun.

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Yep.

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Cancun in Colorado.

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You know, could be worse places to go.

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Yeah, we'll have to get to those trips there a little bit.

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Get some of your experiences.

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Alright.

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Some of your escapades.

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No escapades.

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No, the wife was with them, there's no way.

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Whatever.

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I'm gonna go up to the liquor store.

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Yeah, did you hit the liquor stores down there?

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Not down there.

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Did you find interesting bourbons?

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No.

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No.

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We really didn't, there was only one stop we made when we left the resort and that was

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to go to a tequila farm because my father-in-law wanted to pick up tequila for his, actually

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his girlfriend wanted to pick up tequila for her uncle.

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And so yeah, it was kinda cool.

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That was the only stop we made.

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Do they not have tequila in Cuba?

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I'm sure they do but they probably have like pretty strict rules about kinda bringing stuff

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in or whatever.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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They're not gonna be in the ass, right?

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So.

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Yeah.

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Alright, welcome back to the podcast.

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As Jeff mentioned, it's been two weeks and a lot's happened.

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As long as then.

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Maybe three weeks.

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I think it's three weeks.

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Wow.

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And a lot's happened.

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Lots happened in the current events and shit going on in the world and.

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Biden's poll numbers still continue to go down.

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Yeah.

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You would have figured there's no way they could go down any further.

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But he's trying to take credit for the gas prices to go down.

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Have you seen that?

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So how much.

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He's always trying to take credit for something.

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I know.

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How much have they gone down?

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50 cents is the average.

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They're saying up to 50 cents in certain regions.

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Okay.

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So it went down to 432 I think.

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But then you're like, dude, come on.

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It was $2.50 this time last year.

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Oh no.

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He absolutely cannot take credit, please.

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But it is.

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He's trying to take credit though.

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You get called out for it because really it's coming down because the refinery's jacked

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up production to max.

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So the refineries are maxed out and they say every year after July 4th, gas prices go down

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just organically naturally.

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And they said the recession is causing it to go down as well.

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But he wants to take credit for it because he's releasing our barrels, a million barrels

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a day or something like that.

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I thought he was giving the million dollars, a million barrels a day to a foreign country.

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China.

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So why would we release strategic petroleum reserves?

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I don't know.

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In anything other than an emergency for the United States?

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Well, that's what the stuff is there for.

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I know.

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His son supposedly owns part of the company that they sold the oil to in China.

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Don't even say that.

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So Hunter Biden is making money off of the transaction.

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But nobody said anything about that.

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Right.

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I didn't hear that.

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I've assumed that since it's going to China, which is crazy.

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Anyway, so let's see.

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You want to open with our bourbon?

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Well, let's let me think.

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I was doing some quick research.

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So dudes like us, it's been three weeks, right?

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So we during that three weeks, we've been shopping all over the place.

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We've been for for bourbons.

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And we've bourbons.

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Yeah, we've picked up quite the selections.

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So we're backed up like we've got what a dozen bottles over there.

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Yeah, that we haven't opened yet.

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We're trying to do it tonight.

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So and plus, if our guests don't know.

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Well, first of all, the dudes like us are sampling these bourbons were no by means experts.

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We think we are sometimes mostly during the second half of the show.

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But yeah, we're experts on everything on the half of the show.

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We we've taken this expertise and we're consuming these bottles and we're coming up with opinions.

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And that's what we're going to do for the first half in the beginning of the second

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half.

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So it's a quick little two to five minute thing.

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But outside of that, we've got these bottles.

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I think our collection is up to about one hundred seventy five bottles right now.

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And we've been wanting to like we're starting to purge some of the bottles.

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We came up with the concept.

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Jeff was like, we need to have the infinity bottle.

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I didn't come up with that idea.

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But whatever he used to say is like we have enough bottles.

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We should make one of our start doing it.

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So we procured a couple of those big gallon glass jugs.

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Four of them.

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We've got to get busy if we're going to come in.

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Four gallons of infinite booze.

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Wow.

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So you've already dumped eight bottles on average of four to six ounces per per bottle,

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which you know, when we think about us, when we get up there, what was our poor today?

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It was a four ounce pour.

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So we started the first half of the show for Paul.

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Poor Paul did not look.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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We know what's going on.

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When I pour, I don't think I poured four ounces.

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That's ridiculous.

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You know, you know, the funny thing is we're pouring into a glass.

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We have no idea how much is in that glass.

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And so we've been using that as a litmus test for like, you know, making sure it's fair.

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Like go to this line.

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Yeah, that's what he says.

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And then and so we're like, OK, yeah, sounds good.

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And then we made the mistake of pouring it into a metered glass where we could see how

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much it was.

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Oh, we're losers.

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That's why the second half is the way it is sometimes.

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Four ounces.

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And that's four drinks.

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That's not good.

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So the dudes like us in our fifties having four drinks, I mean, you would think that

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we're alcoholic.

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So some of us may.

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I may be very but I'm trying.

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We're trying not to drink throughout the week.

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You know, we I mean, that's that's the goal.

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We're trying to at least except on Tuesday or Wednesday.

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I try whenever we have podcasts.

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Yeah, I try to allocate definitely to podcast day, whatever day that falls on.

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And I try to pick a day out of the weekend.

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If it's if you know, if I do drink more than one day on the weekend, I try just to have

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like something light, you know, like a really light beer or a white.

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I've got a lot of shit in my house or Zima.

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Holy fuck, man.

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I like wine.

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Cool.

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For example, we went out.

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Innocently, Jeff and I went to the store on Saturday.

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I mean, we didn't plan any of this.

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I mean, this was kind of like, you know, hey, let's go pick up.

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We picked up a little saw.

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You know, there's a box.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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We picked up a something, a saw in a little box that we can cut 90 degrees, 45 degrees

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for the picture frame.

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Right.

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Something that we didn't necessarily need to break out the chops off for.

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Right.

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You know, something real easy to use and less mess.

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And so we pick that up and Jeff's like, you want to go to beer?

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And I was like, you know, I just got done drinking one of those Mexican orange sodas

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from the Home Depot, fantastic.

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You know, wow.

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So I mean, I was like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

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So that doesn't have as much CO2 or something.

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It's so easy to drink, man.

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And so I was like really bloated.

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I was like, I don't really want to lazy dog.

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What's that?

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So I've never been there.

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Evidently, it's been there for quite some time.

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I've never heard lazy dog.

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I've been there.

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I've been there the first time for me.

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At least I think.

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And I don't know about whatever.

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So we go in there and I order bourbon instead of a beer because I felt bloated.

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So I had that tin cup, which was was pretty good.

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You know, I want to get into it because we have one of the tin cup 10 year bottles in

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our collection that we haven't opened yet.

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So I'll save the the you didn't buy a 10 year.

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No, whatever they had.

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It was their standard.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So I mean, whatever.

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So, you know, then we ordered a beer and then the person next to us were getting real chummy.

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I mean, we're talking to some of the people sitting around us and and they order, you

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know, there were Jeff and I were so full of shit.

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We're talking just loud enough for everyone to hear thinking that we're like, oh, check

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out the bottle of tin cup up there, which one is that?

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Is that the four year 10 year?

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You know, just cliff clavinism.

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I had my whiskey sommelier shirt on.

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Yeah.

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Oh, that's fantastic.

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Look at me.

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Wow.

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So the guy next to us, he orders a Buffalo Trace old fashioned.

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And I was kind of like, that looks really good.

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And then they put something different, some different cherries in the it wasn't the the

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mara choney choney cherries.

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I don't know.

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They're the lugs luxo or luxury or whatever they're called.

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They're soaked in like a bourbon sauce.

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Yeah, they were really good, really thick cherry.

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And it was very thick syrup, too.

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And so the guy next to me, he gets, you know, he's got a little toothpick, nice big, you

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know, olive sized cherries, really nice big ones.

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And Jeff orders his and he gets his.

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And then I get one.

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And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I get one cherry.

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Yours was cut in half.

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It was like, what the fuck, dude?

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Yeah, they ran out.

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He's like, yeah, I kind of ran out.

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So he went he went and got some extras for us.

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But I just thought that was funny.

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So it's funny.

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What's funny is we were sitting there drinking bourbons and beers and we were I checked out.

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We got we had some snacks and Sean's like, let's get an old fashioned.

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After we were done.

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And then it was over.

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It turned a corner right there.

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How many do you have?

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Twenty.

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No, we just had the one.

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Oh, man.

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But we ended up going to Total Wine right after that.

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Yeah.

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Picking up a shit ton, because we're going to go see the live Aerosmith cover band out

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there.

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Yeah.

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So my wife, Tara, calls while we're sitting at the place and she was kind of, you know,

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she's so last second when it comes to these things.

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And, you know, sometimes you got to react real quick.

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Yes.

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Cover band Aerosmith live free, you know.

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That would have been fun as hell.

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Oh, good.

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Good balls.

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But it was still fun.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah.

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So you guys do all this shit when I leave town.

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We made sure of it.

261
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You're having fun out in Colorado.

262
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Yeah.

263
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Yeah.

264
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Yeah.

265
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Shooting elk.

266
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And I wasn't shooting elk.

267
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I don't care.

268
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My parents got in the nickname we gave your wife being Luke in the time.

269
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I'm climbing inside of it.

270
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Do what?

271
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Being like Luke in the time time climbing inside of the elk.

272
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Yeah.

273
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I'm going to stay out here tonight.

274
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I already thought it's spelled on.

275
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That would be that would be during the winter.

276
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You don't do it in the summer?

277
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No.

278
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No.

279
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So they had they had this guy that sounded really close to Steven Tyler up there.

280
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Oh, wow.

281
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That's hard to do.

282
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It was he had a great voice.

283
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He did really good.

284
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97.

285
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What?

286
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,680
The band was really good.

287
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Yeah.

288
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The whole.

289
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It wasn't a lot of cantina.

290
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It was grand scale grand scale.

291
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They have a big big amphitheater.

292
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I had no idea that even existed.

293
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I have yet to be there.

294
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So it's pretty nice.

295
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I should go to Sheels and I've never looked back there.

296
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They've got it's all turf and they have a few vendors out there.

297
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And of course, Jeff and I anticipated that we're going to be losers.

298
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So we brought some of our own bourbon and little mini bottles.

299
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I think those are the most perfect things to smuggle to a place like that.

300
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But they had a place to buy to buy booze.

301
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Yeah, they did.

302
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They had beer.

303
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They had beer.

304
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But not bourbon.

305
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You could buy some pop.

306
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We were getting like seven up and a cup of ice.

307
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And we divvied it up and then we poured bourbon in there.

308
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And then unbeknownst to Jeff, I had a little fireball on top of the bourbon.

309
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Unbeknownst.

310
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How would you not know that?

311
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Well, he didn't know until after his first sip.

312
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Yeah, I sipped it.

313
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I was like, this does not taste like.

314
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In retrospect, it was a very different bad idea.

315
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I apologize.

316
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That's all I taste.

317
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It was fireball.

318
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Yeah, it just didn't work out.

319
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However, you know, then whatever.

320
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But I really enjoyed like having like the little mini bottles.

321
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,080
I thought they were good.

322
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:11,040
It was I wanted to say little dudes like us thing because, you know, it's about these

323
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experiences that dudes like us have all the time.

324
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And it pertained to the bourbon.

325
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And here we are.

326
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And you had lots to drink that night.

327
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Well, you end up going back to my house.

328
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:27,960
And we made our own old fashions because you bought an old fashioned mix and a jar of cherries.

329
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Yeah.

330
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And I woke up.

331
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You're trying to recreate that experience.

332
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I woke up with the worst headache at three thirty in the morning because there was so

333
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much sugar between the pops and the and the syrups and stuff that we can't we can't do

334
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that anymore.

335
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I was just like, I feel like shit.

336
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,720
Yeah, I didn't feel good at all.

337
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:55,040
It was I had a I was pill pop in these little tums just not see.

338
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I can't I can't.

339
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I must.

340
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I've got a bad tummy, man.

341
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I have to I've got to be careful.

342
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I get to prepare accordingly when it comes to some of the stuff and that the old fashion.

343
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Plus, I think I put way too much mix.

344
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,920
You have the jar.

345
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:13,320
Well, it was a large cup, too.

346
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So you had an old fashioned old fashioned mix.

347
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,440
Dude, imagine an old fashioned normally comes in a cocktail glass.

348
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,440
OK, yeah.

349
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:24,000
So I have a glass like that size, a big 16 ounce tumbler.

350
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So I just doubled up on the quantities.

351
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Why wouldn't you?

352
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,280
And you bought that at Total Wine?

353
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,280
Yeah, it was a pre-mix.

354
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,840
It had the cherry juice and something else in there.

355
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,840
It didn't take it was bad.

356
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:34,840
It was a batch.

357
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:35,840
It was.

358
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,840
Yeah, there was too much sugar at the end of the night between that the pop and everything.

359
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,800
But it didn't taste too sweet when you made it.

360
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,200
Or would if you made it again, would you make it less you drink?

361
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,640
At that point, how good it really was, I don't know.

362
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640
Right.

363
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,640
But it was good at the time.

364
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:54,840
Something I didn't know until the next morning is that Sam drank an incredible amount of

365
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,840
vodka.

366
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Sam, the Sam and his girlfriend, I of course, I invited him to this podcast.

367
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,120
We've got to follow up with that.

368
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120
But whatever.

369
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,200
Sam is a guy that I've known for quite some time.

370
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,400
Oh, yeah, I've heard you bring up his name before.

371
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,920
I don't know if I call him pumpkin head Sam or just he went out with you guys.

372
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,320
Yeah, he was the guy.

373
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,040
He was the main person that invited us out there.

374
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,040
Oh, nice.

375
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,040
You know, because he knew about it until till Tara.

376
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,760
OK, well, cool.

377
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,200
Yeah, I've never met him, but you've brought up Sam before.

378
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,200
He's a good guy.

379
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,840
Yeah, that'd be great if he was on the project.

380
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,360
He's a little younger than than we are, just a little bit.

381
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,760
And he he's not married.

382
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:40,000
So usually when we see him, he's usually got a different girlfriend.

383
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,480
Sam's not an ugly person, so they're usually pretty pretty.

384
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:49,840
And so this latest trend, hopefully, will work out for him.

385
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,080
That's all I'm going to say about it.

386
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,080
I have no idea.

387
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,080
She's very nice.

388
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080
I like her.

389
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,080
She's a very sweet person.

390
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,080
Nice.

391
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,080
You know, you have friends like that.

392
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080
Dudes like us have friends like that.

393
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,000
Of course, they're single and they're kind of like, what is with you?

394
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,080
Why is it that you cannot maintain a girlfriend?

395
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080
You're a good looking guy.

396
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,600
I don't have any friends like that.

397
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600
You don't know.

398
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Well, you have Sam.

399
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600
Well, outside of him.

400
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600
There you go.

401
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,000
I know through you.

402
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,000
I guess I've got some divorced friends that have remarried, but not one of those, but

403
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
not not play.

404
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Not playboy type.

405
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,680
I mean, I need to reach out to him because he wanted to come up and do the podcast.

406
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,680
Yeah.

407
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,680
All right.

408
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,000
Well, sounds like you guys have a lot of fun in my absence.

409
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Whatever.

410
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,240
You had a lot of fun, too.

411
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,240
Shut your face.

412
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,240
Yeah.

413
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,880
You went to Mexico and had a fantastic time.

414
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,880
Every single every every weekend, I'm like sending pictures.

415
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,880
You guys want to do this?

416
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,880
You want to do that?

417
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,880
Oh, no.

418
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,880
I'm too busy.

419
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,880
I'm doing a butt loosh off my father-in-law.

420
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,880
Okay.

421
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,880
You butt looshed with your father-in-law?

422
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,400
That never happened.

423
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400
That never happened.

424
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400
It was funny, like debris.

425
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:57,120
It's his father-in-law's wife slash girlfriend was pouring bourbon down Al's back and it

426
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,440
was falling between his butt cheeks.

427
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:04,040
And Paul was on the bottom and go, and his face was just kind of like covering on it.

428
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,440
That might be one of your fantasies, but that never happened.

429
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,680
No, I tell you what, it was a really nice resort.

430
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,680
It was really nice.

431
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,680
Which one did you stay at?

432
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680
It was so ridiculous.

433
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,760
It was like the, let's see, something casitas.

434
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,440
The El Dorado casitas.

435
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,720
And it had, check this, you leave your back patio and you have your own private little

436
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:31,560
tiny pool and then that pool is connected to a lazy river and then you get in the lazy

437
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:37,160
river and you can float down to the pool bar, the swim up pool bar.

438
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,160
It was so nice.

439
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,120
The food was amazing.

440
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,840
Everything was like, yeah, it was top notch.

441
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,640
So it was all inclusive, right?

442
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640
All inclusive.

443
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,200
What about, how was the food?

444
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,800
It was amazing.

445
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,480
Was it like McDonald's and Chick-fil-A?

446
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,920
No, a little bit better.

447
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,120
A little bit better than that.

448
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,920
Did they have french fries?

449
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,160
Yeah, I'm sure they had french fries, yeah.

450
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,800
I think they had a sandwich and french fries at one point.

451
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:07,000
Oh yeah, yeah, I had a, well, they had room service, right?

452
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
24 hour room service.

453
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
All part of it.

454
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,760
So you could say, I need an order of fries to bring to you.

455
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,760
100%.

456
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760
No extra charge.

457
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,760
No, it's all inclusive.

458
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,240
Yeah, it was crazy.

459
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,240
I need a bourbon and Coke.

460
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,520
They bring it to you?

461
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,280
That, I don't think, they could not bring drinks to your room, I don't think.

462
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,600
But the people who like bought into like, if they were members, they were, yeah, they

463
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:33,280
had bottles in their room and these really top members had butlers.

464
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,600
And so the butlers would bring them whatever, literally whatever they wanted.

465
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,320
So like Downton Abbey butlers?

466
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,320
Yes.

467
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320
Like Carson?

468
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,800
I'm watching it now, that's why I know his name.

469
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800
It was crazy.

470
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:47,000
Somehow we got upgraded to be in a pool area where a lot of the members were and it was

471
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
members only, right?

472
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,680
So they looked at you and went, did you have a jacket?

473
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,680
Well, they didn't know.

474
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,680
Who are these people?

475
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,800
They didn't know we weren't members, right?

476
00:17:54,800 --> 00:18:00,000
But what's interesting is these people all go, they've gone so many times over like 15

477
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,920
years plus that they recognize each other and they know each other, right?

478
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,360
But there's always new people that come in.

479
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,320
So they weren't like, you know, clickish or anything like that.

480
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,320
But a lot of the times-

481
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,320
These Texans.

482
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,320
Oh no, no.

483
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,320
He's drinking from the bourbon bottle again.

484
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320
Most of the people are from Texas.

485
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,320
Oh really?

486
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,320
Most of the people, yeah.

487
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,320
Anyway, they'll text each other.

488
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:22,320
They'll be like, you know, hey, we're going down, you know, blah, blah, blah.

489
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,800
And they're like, okay, well, we'll go down there too.

490
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800
So is it like a timeshare?

491
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800
You know, it's interesting.

492
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:31,680
They pay a crap load of money to be members and they still have to pay, but they pay a

493
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,240
discounted rate.

494
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,760
I would think it would be free if you're paying that much money.

495
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,920
Yeah, if you're paying like a membership fee.

496
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,960
No, it's a one-time fee, but it's exorbitant.

497
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,600
Like it's like, no, it's like $200,000.

498
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,600
What?

499
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,600
Yeah, that's what Shelley was saying.

500
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,800
Like she was talking to one of them.

501
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,760
I didn't really get, I didn't want to get into that with the people, you know, but she

502
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,920
was talking to one of them and yeah, to be like an Emerald member or something.

503
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,920
It was like $280,000.

504
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,120
And you still have to pay to get there.

505
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,120
Yes.

506
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,120
But you get a butler.

507
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,840
And you get a butler that takes care of everything.

508
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,520
And what's really funny, these people, like, they want to really take care of you because

509
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,380
they want you to tip them, right?

510
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:10,380
The butler does.

511
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,380
I mean, and that's their purpose.

512
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,760
They're literally their purpose is to make sure you have the most amazing time ever.

513
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,760
Right.

514
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,440
And so, you know, there's one couple that was never in their room.

515
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,440
Right.

516
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,520
They're always at the pool or they're going to the restaurants and like the butler came

517
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,080
down like we're all in the pool.

518
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,080
Right.

519
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,080
Is he in the tuxedo?

520
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,080
No, excellent.

521
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,080
Does he carry a tray with him?

522
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,080
Right.

523
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,880
No, but he came down to the pool and he was one of those little tuxedos with the shorts.

524
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,880
Right.

525
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,880
No, sandals.

526
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,880
No, but he was, he came down to the pool and he was.

527
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,960
He had like this distraught look on his face.

528
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,960
Right.

529
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,040
And he's like, man, I've been looking all over for you in broken English.

530
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,040
Right.

531
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,040
I've been looking all over for you.

532
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,360
Where, you know, do you guys need anything?

533
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,800
I mean, I think blah, blah, blah.

534
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,160
And they're like, sorry, sorry, we haven't been in our room.

535
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,640
And he's like, OK, well, make sure you text me and let me know if there's anything you

536
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,640
need.

537
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640
You know, crazy, crazy.

538
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640
Interesting.

539
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,640
Text me.

540
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,640
I need a calzone.

541
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,480
Hey, we're looking to go get something to eat.

542
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,840
We're looking for a specific restaurant.

543
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,840
I need some lobsters.

544
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,840
Oh, yeah.

545
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840
No, they.

546
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,840
Anything you need, they took care of.

547
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,840
I didn't.

548
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,840
I didn't have a butler.

549
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840
You know, we didn't have it.

550
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,840
And it's comped.

551
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,840
You want to pay for it?

552
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,840
Well, that's part of it.

553
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840
Yeah.

554
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,840
How about traveling outside?

555
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840
You tip those people, but they.

556
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,840
We're looking at the eight ball.

557
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840
You didn't pay extra for it.

558
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,840
Pool billiards?

559
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,840
Oh, you mean drugs?

560
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,840
Yeah.

561
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,840
Could they get you drugs?

562
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,840
They probably could have.

563
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,840
I don't know.

564
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,840
I didn't ask.

565
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840
You free base with you?

566
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840
With you?

567
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,840
You're quite handy with the lingo over there, aren't you?

568
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840
No, but they would have.

569
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,360
How about the

570
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:40,200
eight ball?

571
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,640
They would like, you know, hey, we want a bottle of this in the room and a bottle of

572
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,640
that in the room.

573
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640
And they were like, OK, got it.

574
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,640
No problem.

575
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:52,400
How about like, did they have like some of these resorts have little excursions you can

576
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,800
take for to the Aztec temple?

577
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,520
Oh, yeah, we did one of those.

578
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,520
Pretty fun.

579
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,960
Did you do the river snorkeling?

580
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,840
No, we went to the Chit Chit Chia or something like that.

581
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,240
It was a it was a you know, like a ruin.

582
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,960
It was a Mayan ruin thing.

583
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,440
It wasn't it wasn't to loom.

584
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,920
It was like I didn't we we booked this.

585
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,160
Shelly booked this excursion with with with Jesse, my my father in law's girlfriend.

586
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,760
And I had no idea it was a 14 hour excursion.

587
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,760
Wow.

588
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,760
It was brutal.

589
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,760
Never, ever again would I do that.

590
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,680
But it was walking for 14 hours.

591
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,640
No, we got on a bus and then we went to.

592
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,120
Yeah, that's it.

593
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,920
One of those Chit Chia Mayan ruins.

594
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,760
How long was the the trip?

595
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,560
I felt 14 hours.

596
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,440
No, well, no, no, no.

597
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,960
How long was the drive to the place?

598
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,960
OK, so yeah.

599
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,360
Well, so I mean, it was kind of broken up.

600
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,200
So we took a bus to like for an hour and a half and we 14 hours.

601
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,600
But we were gone from the resort for 14 hours.

602
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,400
I never, ever again would I do that.

603
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400
I would.

604
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400
I think I would.

605
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,400
It's like.

606
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,520
I imagine this is cutting into my booze time too damn long.

607
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,520
It was cool.

608
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,240
But we went to the ruins and it freaking poured on us.

609
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,200
And so I was like, OK, well, I guess the tour is over.

610
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,760
So I was like, we're looking at places to go like get underneath something.

611
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,720
And the tour guy just kept talking and the group skate with him.

612
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,960
So I was like, I took out my hearing aid and stuck him in my pocket.

613
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,480
And we just walked around with him in the pouring rain.

614
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,120
I mean, it was like drenched us.

615
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,360
It was pretty cool, though.

616
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,640
It only rained for 30 minutes, but it was a neat experience.

617
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,680
And you know, and they have all these stalls where you buy all these little trinkets and

618
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,440
they're like, you know, bothering you.

619
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,680
Every single one has the exact same stuff.

620
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,680
You guys have experienced that.

621
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Do you take any pictures?

622
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,280
Of course, they probably look just like that.

623
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280
Yeah, it's like walking in the house.

624
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:39,560
I actually have even a cool cooler picture because when it rained, it like monsooned.

625
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,880
So there was like I was just tromping through water.

626
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,880
Everybody was.

627
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,460
Anyway, I was on the other side of it and there was standing water where we were.

628
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,400
So I got it with its own reflection in the water.

629
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,400
Whoa.

630
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,400
Cool.

631
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,880
Did you were there any sacrifices?

632
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,080
Yes, they have a yes.

633
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,800
So every afternoon they do they behead people.

634
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,760
I thought they stabbed like a virgin or something.

635
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,640
Well, I think virgins is only during the winter time, the winter months.

636
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:11,560
So they they there's actually some of those temples where you can make a clap noise and

637
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,880
exactly what they did.

638
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,880
Yep.

639
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,880
It makes a bird noise.

640
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,880
Is that what happened?

641
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,280
It wasn't a bird noise.

642
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,720
It was more like a chirp or a call.

643
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,720
That's amazing.

644
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720
That's exactly what it was.

645
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,840
I clapped and it did do that again.

646
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:30,960
I clapped and then it went, yeah, dead on.

647
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,680
Actually not at all.

648
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:38,560
But you clap and it makes some sort of a really odd noise that you wouldn't suspect.

649
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560
I don't remember.

650
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,560
See, that's a cool picture, right?

651
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,080
You need to add some color to it.

652
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,080
Well, I know, but you see the reflection of it and you never can see the reflection because

653
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,120
there's never any standing water right there.

654
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,120
It's very symmetric.

655
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,120
I think it's very cool.

656
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,120
Yeah.

657
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,120
Well, why don't you anyway.

658
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:57,720
I want to send that in and win like a million dollars on some sort of Aztec ruin picture

659
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,720
competition.

660
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720
They'll be like, wow, how did you get that?

661
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,120
It's not Aztec, it's Mayan.

662
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,760
I got corrected on that.

663
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,560
So was it the Mayans or the Aztecs that did all the sacrifices?

664
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
Or both?

665
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,560
Both.

666
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,560
Who knows?

667
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,560
I mean, a lot of those.

668
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,560
I think it was both.

669
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:16,280
A lot of the infrastructures were taken over by, you know, for centuries.

670
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,680
It's like you have this one tribe that probably lived there for a hundred something years

671
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:27,920
and then they probably get sick from some sort of weird disease like covid 11 and then

672
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,560
they die and then they get some other tribe that comes in and they start the same process,

673
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,560
rinse, repeat.

674
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,240
Is that where Kalima took place?

675
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,240
That was in Thailand.

676
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,240
That's right.

677
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,240
Yeah.

678
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,240
That was Indiana Jones Temple of Doom.

679
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,280
But you know what's really interesting though?

680
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280
So they had a little.

681
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Did you start doing that out there?

682
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,280
Kalima!

683
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,280
Kalima!

684
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280
Kalima!

685
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,080
So these people were looking at me and I'm like.

686
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,840
No, so they had this.

687
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,880
So they also had this like field where like where these people would play this game where

688
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,880
they.

689
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,880
Soccer?

690
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,280
It was soccer sort of.

691
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,280
Flussball.

692
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,320
Anyway, so here's what's interesting about the whole.

693
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,800
We got to talk about that too.

694
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,600
So here's the thing about it.

695
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,960
They said, OK, first off, if you die in this culture, that's like a celebration.

696
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,160
It's a happy thing because you're going to the next level of whatever.

697
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,800
So they would seven on seven.

698
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,000
They used to play each other and the winners would get sacrificed.

699
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,120
Oh, I would totally lose.

700
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,840
What the hell?

701
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,840
Think about that.

702
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,840
Like gutted?

703
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,800
And they were honored like they they were they were trying so hard to win so that they

704
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800
got beheaded.

705
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,200
That's like a cult.

706
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,000
And then they and then they moved on to their next level of enlightenment.

707
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Are they sure?

708
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Well, yeah, right.

709
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
I mean, exactly.

710
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,200
But that's what the guide said.

711
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,200
And he's all knowing.

712
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200
Did he?

713
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,200
Yeah.

714
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,200
How do they know this?

715
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,200
Yeah.

716
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200
Is he really a authority on this?

717
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,200
Is there a book?

718
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,200
Is there a Cyclopedia Britannica?

719
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200
I didn't ask him.

720
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,600
I should have asked him that.

721
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,240
He said they were honored to be killed.

722
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,760
And I was like, how do you know?

723
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,880
Why do you think you're the expert?

724
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,420
Who verified this?

725
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,160
Why do you think you even qualify to be a tour guide?

726
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,160
Were you whistling the soundtrack from Disney's El Dorado where the Golden City was?

727
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,120
No, I was not.

728
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,800
But I don't even know how to whistle that.

729
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,280
But I don't think that was Disney.

730
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,280
That's intriguing.

731
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Well, what was it?

732
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280
It was DreamWorks.

733
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280
Pixar.

734
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,280
Pixar.

735
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,280
It was not Pixar.

736
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,280
Is it El Dorado?

737
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,280
Pixar's Disney?

738
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280
El Dorado.

739
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,280
I know.

740
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,280
It didn't start out that way.

741
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280
Disney bought Pixar.

742
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,040
Oh, yeah, because now Buzz Lightyear is all woke.

743
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,400
He's gay and he made out with another guy on his show.

744
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,400
What?

745
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,880
I don't think it was him that was making out.

746
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,560
I think it was the one of the ladies that were scissor eyes.

747
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:51,440
No, I heard they said that Buzz Lightyear is gay.

748
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,640
Oh, come on.

749
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,640
How can he be gay?

750
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,400
Because that's what they did in the latest movie.

751
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,760
You guys haven't heard the uproar about this?

752
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,600
No, I did, but I thought it was the two ladies that were macking down.

753
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Mackin' down.

754
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600
Yeah, they were scrogging.

755
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,600
Scissoring?

756
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,600
Yeah, scissoring.

757
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,600
They were scissoring on Buzz Lightyear.

758
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,600
That is so upsetting.

759
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,560
Can't we just let kids enjoy movies as kids?

760
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,400
I think that's one reason why the thing bombed.

761
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,400
It bombed.

762
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,400
It really bombed.

763
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,680
Meanwhile, Minions went nuts.

764
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,680
Like it did really well.

765
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,680
So, interesting.

766
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,600
Well, these people that are making these movies...

767
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,080
Sooner or later...

768
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,080
They're going to get it.

769
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,000
I mean, they're going to eventually figure it out that...

770
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Oh, yeah.

771
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Go broke.

772
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:39,240
Did you see that the new Nickelodeon TV show, Monster High, I saw the preview.

773
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,320
I saw it on a news channel.

774
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,320
What happened?

775
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:49,720
No, I couldn't help but notice the echo of the class seemed as if it were a little barren.

776
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:58,720
Anyway, the Nickelodeon Monster High new thing uses the pronouns.

777
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,200
Oh, neat.

778
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,600
Hey, my name is Joe.

779
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,600
They them.

780
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,080
Oh, hey, my name's Chris.

781
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,080
He, she.

782
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,600
Okay, it's one thing to open up and say what you are, but I want to hear it...

783
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,600
This right here.

784
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,600
I want to hear it in conversation.

785
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,600
That's what they do.

786
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,600
Oh, so they say...

787
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,080
Yeah, this preview here.

788
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,080
Really?

789
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,080
Yeah, so...

790
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,080
That is so silly.

791
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,080
So, if somebody was going to say...

792
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,520
Hi, my name is so and so.

793
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520
He, she.

794
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,120
Right, so if Sean and I are talking to each other and we're trying to recall something

795
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,080
you said and you go by they...

796
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,080
Mr. Producer.

797
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,800
So, I'm supposed to say, well, what did they say?

798
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Correct.

799
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
About you.

800
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,760
Correct, or them.

801
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,040
Does them want to come with us?

802
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,760
Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

803
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,160
It's plural, right?

804
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,560
Yeah, how do you navigate that?

805
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,760
When does them come in?

806
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760
Well, I don't.

807
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,760
You're a he or she.

808
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760
Well, let's go with them.

809
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,760
As one person?

810
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760
Yeah, we'll like...

811
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:56,320
Well, it makes sense if you're in certain sentences, but in certain senses it doesn't

812
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
because it's one person.

813
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Right.

814
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,320
I'm trying to...

815
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,320
Why don't you use their name?

816
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,320
That's all I would say.

817
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,320
That's the way you get around it.

818
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,320
No, hey, let's go with him over there.

819
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320
Right.

820
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,320
Mr. Producer, you have volume on this?

821
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,320
You don't pick a dude.

822
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,320
You're a him.

823
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,320
Right.

824
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:14,880
If you and I are wanting to go out and we want to call Sean, we say, well, let's call

825
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,880
them.

826
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Hold on a second.

827
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,880
Let's call them and find out.

828
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,880
Welcome to Monster High.

829
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,880
Oh my God.

830
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880
Oh shoot, I'm late.

831
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,880
Name's Frankie.

832
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,880
Pronouns say them.

833
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,880
Claudine.

834
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,880
She-her.

835
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,880
There's also that.

836
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,880
There you go.

837
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,880
How can you tell they're home?

838
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,880
I think they're making fun of it.

839
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Maybe we knock.

840
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,880
I don't think they are.

841
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,880
Never knock on a closed coffin.

842
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,880
Ask them goodbye.

843
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,880
I don't think they are.

844
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,880
They're not.

845
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,880
Here we are.

846
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,880
School.

847
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,880
This is so cool, Frankie.

848
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Who can tell me what the greatest threat to monster kindness is?

849
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,880
Well, I was on a work presentation and they opened that way.

850
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,880
Hi, I'm Rachel.

851
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,760
She-her or whatever.

852
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:58,520
I saw one that said, my name is Lulu.

853
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,520
It's.

854
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,520
Sam Shady?

855
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520
It and it's.

856
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Is it Slim Shady?

857
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520
Slim Shady is.

858
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,520
Sorry.

859
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,520
It and it's.

860
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,520
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

861
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520
It and it's.

862
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:12,280
That's a person that went by it and it's?

863
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Yes.

864
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,280
I'm sorry.

865
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,760
It would be highly offended if you did not use that.

866
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,760
So how would you know?

867
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,760
Yeah, you say.

868
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,280
Let's go out with it instead of.

869
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,560
So if you would have used they, would that person have been offended?

870
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560
Man, I totally offended.

871
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,560
I go by it.

872
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:32,200
I would go out of my way to offend them and then I tell them to go suck a rainbow.

873
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:37,720
Do you recall when the three middle aged kids were threatened with sexual assault because

874
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720
they misgendered?

875
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,720
They were.

876
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,720
What was the outcome of that?

877
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,520
They dropped it because it was stupid.

878
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,520
Beyond stupid.

879
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,360
The mom of one of them like was going apeshit crazy like you're going to you're going to

880
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,560
say this sexual assault.

881
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,960
Somebody goes into a bathroom and you know, does whatever.

882
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,320
And that's the same charge as somebody not knowing misgendering somebody.

883
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,320
Really?

884
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:03,200
I mean, our producer, because he's his hair looks the way it is.

885
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,360
He's got really long, beautiful hair, voluminous hair.

886
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:12,720
There was a time where he was younger, where we go to the restaurants and he was like,

887
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,960
what would this little lady like?

888
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,720
And he'd look at him like, I shut the fuck off.

889
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,720
Shut the front door.

890
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,760
I got a panouce.

891
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,760
You know what?

892
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,760
That is a bizarre alternative to penis.

893
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,320
Is that something your parents talked about?

894
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,920
You know what my mom used to call a penis?

895
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,880
I was going to say, is that what your uncle called it?

896
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,880
A willy.

897
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,480
She used to, my mom used to call the penis a doomy flotch.

898
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,480
A what?

899
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,480
A doomy flotch?

900
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,480
Doomy flotch.

901
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,480
Doomy flotch.

902
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,480
No, not doomy flotch.

903
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,480
Doomy comma flotch.

904
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,480
It's just doomy flotch.

905
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,480
And I was calling.

906
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,760
Did she have a neighbor friend named Flotch?

907
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,760
I have no idea.

908
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,760
She told you.

909
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,760
I forgot that she even said that.

910
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Was she talking to you when she said it?

911
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,760
Was she like, she's like, cover up your little doomy flotch.

912
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,760
Or was she on her phone?

913
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,440
What the hell does that mean?

914
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,560
You're outside a closed door and she's going, doomy flotch, doomy flotch.

915
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,560
Oh my God.

916
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:08,560
Producer, type in doomy, D-U-M-I, flotch, just to see if something populates.

917
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,560
Nuts don't.

918
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,560
That's a bad idea.

919
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,560
You know how every once in a while.

920
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,560
I look at images.

921
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,560
Yeah.

922
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:19,600
Every once in a while we instruct him to search for something and we're like, no.

923
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:24,400
I was editing one and Blue Waffle came up.

924
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400
No, no, no, no.

925
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,400
We're not doing that one.

926
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,400
That's what it was.

927
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,400
We're like, no, we don't want to see it.

928
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,960
He pulls it up on his computer.

929
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,800
He's like, well, I get to find it.

930
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,840
What is that doomy flotchy right there?

931
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,840
The Urban Dictionary.

932
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,840
Doomy flotchy.

933
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,840
Look at that.

934
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,840
That's the name of Sean's penis.

935
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,720
So it's a lollyganger, a thingamajig, a whatchamacallit, doohickey, a doodad.

936
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,720
Oh, okay.

937
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,320
Well, that's the same as a whatchamacallit.

938
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,320
A dooby dabber.

939
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320
All right.

940
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,040
Well, look, I'm going to have to reacquaint myself with this term and chat with my mom

941
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,040
about it.

942
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,040
Okay.

943
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,040
So it wasn't a sexual term.

944
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,040
It was a thingamajigger.

945
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,600
Well, I don't know.

946
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,600
She's called it a doomy flotchy.

947
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,600
I don't know.

948
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,080
As a kid, I was kind of I lived in Germany.

949
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,080
I thought it was a German word.

950
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,560
I was like, I guess I got a doomy flotchy.

951
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,600
I think that's probably a generational very well.

952
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,960
It's probably a very localized term as well.

953
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:12,960
Yeah.

954
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,640
Although it showed up on Urban Dictionary.

955
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,640
No, it didn't show up like that, though.

956
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,640
Yeah.

957
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,640
Well, very nice.

958
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,640
We got off track again.

959
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,640
We were talking about minions.

960
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,640
Well, we were talking about your tour.

961
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640
We were talking about Buzz Lightyear, I think.

962
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,640
Buzz Lightyear.

963
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,640
Buzz Lightyear.

964
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Buzz Lightyear.

965
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,640
It's a woke flop.

966
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,640
Well, they dropped Tim Allen for one thing.

967
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,640
Oh, did they?

968
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,640
Yes, they dropped because he's Republican.

969
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:36,640
They dropped him and brought in the woke Captain America guy, Chris Evans.

970
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,640
That's so shitty that they wouldn't bring in Tim Allen.

971
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,640
Right.

972
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,640
I mean, that's so it's so weak.

973
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,640
It's so weak.

974
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,640
It's so lame.

975
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,640
It literally shows the childishness of the left.

976
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,640
It's a game.

977
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,640
It's like genius.

978
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640
It's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know,

979
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,640
it's like, you know, I sent you that article.

980
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,640
Did you guys read it about what the movie she's in?

981
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,640
No, about the Star Wars.

982
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,640
Oh, yeah.

983
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,640
Once the stay with the 40 year old white male stories, stories.

984
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,640
Right.

985
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Yeah.

986
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,640
There's enough of those.

987
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,640
I just don't get this hatred.

988
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,640
I mean, this this hatred of any class of Americans.

989
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,640
Right?

990
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,640
But, I mean, I know the old white males are being targeted, right?

991
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,640
So you're talking about Star Wars going on.

992
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,480
You know, old white males are being targeted, right?

993
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,160
It's been like that for a long time, though.

994
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,160
I don't understand it.

995
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,560
Yeah, but the Mandalorian's not a white male, is he?

996
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,520
He's Hispanic.

997
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,360
Oh, he's Hispanic.

998
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,200
So I mean, you're worldwide.

999
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,000
And by the way, he did not, apparently did not back

1000
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,960
Gina Carino much at all.

1001
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,360
And that's his coworker.

1002
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,160
That's his friend.

1003
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,600
And he didn't back her.

1004
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,200
Well, that's because he's woke.

1005
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:46,880
What a douchebag.

1006
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,720
She's a Republican.

1007
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,640
He's not a conservative.

1008
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,200
He's the guy from Narco, Mexico.

1009
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,400
He's also in Game of Thrones.

1010
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,520
But the thing about it is she didn't say anything that bad.

1011
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,480
No, she retweeted.

1012
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,400
I mean, oh my god.

1013
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,760
And so did he.

1014
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,960
And so did he.

1015
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,560
It was just a different perspective,

1016
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,560
but it was basically the same damn thing.

1017
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,120
It's outrageous.

1018
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,880
Whatever.

1019
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,880
The double standard is beyond shocking.

1020
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,400
Right.

1021
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,720
Well, speaking of the double standard,

1022
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:18,480
extremely, I'm beyond myself that the double standards will

1023
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,960
eventually get pulled out into the open.

1024
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,600
And we've talked about this before with the Twitter

1025
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,600
and the Elon Musk war where he proposes $54 billion

1026
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,800
to purchase Twitter.

1027
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,000
And he's kind of like, hey, wait a minute.

1028
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,960
Look, I'm ready to purchase this.

1029
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,640
I got the money.

1030
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,000
It's right here.

1031
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,320
But let's do it.

1032
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,880
I need to make sure this company, I need to thorough.

1033
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,880
Look under the hood.

1034
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,480
Let's check some stuff out.

1035
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,720
All right, well, we have some bots.

1036
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,720
All right, well, how many bots do you have?

1037
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,120
Because if we're going to be paying X amount of dollars

1038
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,720
when the advertisers out there think that we have,

1039
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,800
I'm making this number up.

1040
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,880
Let's say advertisers think we have 100 million people,

1041
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,240
users, accounts, whatever you call them, accounts.

1042
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,520
100 million accounts.

1043
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,200
But yet you're telling me that we have 20% bots.

1044
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:05,720
OK.

1045
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,440
Less than 5%.

1046
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:06,960
No, no, no.

1047
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,720
They said 5%.

1048
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:09,480
5%, OK.

1049
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,520
And then it turned out to be 20 plus percent.

1050
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,440
So I mean, if you're an advertiser, which is,

1051
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,600
I mean, if that's true, that's security fraud.

1052
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,520
Huge.

1053
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,560
That's security fraud.

1054
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,160
Because they're basing the value of the company

1055
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,240
in the stock market based on what you're announcing

1056
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,960
as your number of subscribers.

1057
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,920
The way the stock fraud.

1058
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,360
Twitter in the first place, it wasn't doing very well.

1059
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,960
I mean, it's not doing horrible, but it was stagnant.

1060
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,680
In fact, it started dropping a little bit,

1061
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,360
just like the rest of them.

1062
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,120
And when Elon Musk took over, it was like boom.

1063
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:41,880
There was a spike.

1064
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,240
Oh, a huge spike.

1065
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,360
And now they're going to let him take it to court?

1066
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:45,860
Do it?

1067
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,800
Well, then they wanted to investigate him

1068
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:54,000
for fraud from that perspective, like talking up the trade,

1069
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,840
making a bunch of money on it, because he bought enough stock

1070
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,480
to be a majority owner.

1071
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,000
Yeah.

1072
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,280
Is that what happened?

1073
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,480
No, he wasn't a majority owner.

1074
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,520
He wasn't a majority.

1075
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,680
He had a major stakeholder.

1076
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,920
He was the largest stakeholder.

1077
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,960
And so he bought a bunch, and then it spiked.

1078
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,120
He made a ton of money.

1079
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,960
And then people are like, this is bullshit,

1080
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,920
because you can't do that.

1081
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,800
He's just basically playing this huge chess game.

1082
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,680
I'm hoping this is what the case is.

1083
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,400
I'm hoping he's as smart as we think he is,

1084
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,400
where he's anticipated this whole thing.

1085
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,280
This whole thing's been orchestrated,

1086
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,280
and it's got to be.

1087
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,480
I think he knew that they were overstating

1088
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,760
how many accounts they had.

1089
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,680
I think he was disgusted with how they conducted themselves

1090
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,720
in terms of censoring one side and playing

1091
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,200
God when it came to what you can see or not see.

1092
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,960
And I think he went after him.

1093
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,800
All right, let's double back to this bourbon.

1094
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,840
Did we ever talk about it?

1095
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,320
No.

1096
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,440
We didn't.

1097
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,520
Let's go back, because at this point right now,

1098
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,360
the bourbon is a lot more palatable.

1099
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,600
Of course, I've had two large cubes in there,

1100
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,840
and the four ounces of bourbon that's in there.

1101
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,960
And it's getting a little diluted.

1102
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,520
It tastes, I think, a lot better.

1103
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,760
It is 107 proof.

1104
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,680
So I don't know anything about this bourbon.

1105
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,360
Hopefully, the Mr. Producer has some information on it.

1106
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,560
Baker's 7.

1107
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,840
Yeah, it's Baker's 7.

1108
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,280
Baker's 7.

1109
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,520
Which is a Jim Beam company.

1110
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,920
And it's a, is it the seven year?

1111
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,960
Yeah, seven year small batch.

1112
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,120
And it's not cheap.

1113
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,720
I mean, it's pushing $80.

1114
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:28,760
Yeah, click on that one there.

1115
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:33,520
So I mean, it's not, frankly, I wouldn't buy it again.

1116
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,840
Yeah, I wouldn't either.

1117
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,520
I'm glad we have it.

1118
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:41,200
I would probably keep 5 1⁄8 of that bottle sitting up there.

1119
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,280
Well, we've already knocked out more than 5 1⁄8.

1120
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,400
Age, yeah, we're about the half.

1121
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,480
Age, eight years.

1122
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:51,760
77 corn, 13 rye, 10 barley.

1123
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,760
Yeah.

1124
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,560
And it says it's supposed to be $60,

1125
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,920
but that's MSRP in 2020.

1126
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,120
But look, here's the thing.

1127
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,680
When we first popped this bottle open, it was caustic.

1128
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,920
Yeah, it had a rough nose.

1129
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,520
Yeah, you know.

1130
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,960
What did this dude have to say about the nose?

1131
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,360
Now, the Baker's Burbot is one of the four.

1132
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,880
This bourbon instantly identifies as a beam product

1133
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,800
as a nutty aroma jumps out, which is really potent

1134
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,760
and initially blocks out other scents, giving a deep inhale,

1135
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,240
however, brings out baking spices,

1136
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,400
along with hints of caramel and vanilla.

1137
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,320
I thought it was.

1138
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,400
I didn't get the ethanol at first.

1139
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,560
I thought it was extremely.

1140
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,360
Maybe it was the nut that I smelled, but it was strong.

1141
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,760
I got the ethanol right away.

1142
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,480
It turned me off, I got to be honest.

1143
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:45,360
I didn't get it, but it was very, very strong nose.

1144
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,920
I tasted honey for some reason, vanilla.

1145
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,600
You know, it was whatever.

1146
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,520
At this point right now, it's just a,

1147
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,520
it's an undesirable bourbon.

1148
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,360
It's on the OK list.

1149
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:58,960
And that's it.

1150
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,320
I wouldn't pay 60 bucks for it.

1151
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,780
Yeah, scroll down just a little bit.

1152
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:05,560
I want to see what their summary is at the end of this value.

1153
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,600
Interesting, decide to go with the overall.

1154
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,080
Here we go.

1155
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,600
The new Baker's seven year single barrel.

1156
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,520
It'll be a bottle we're seeking out and trying once.

1157
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,080
There we go.

1158
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,240
That's really all you need to know at the very end.

1159
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,960
A bottle we're seeking out and trying once.

1160
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,200
Well, that pretty much nails it.

1161
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,160
That nails it.

1162
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,240
I think that was the nicest possible way

1163
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,040
you could say that you really didn't like it.

1164
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,960
Well, yeah, a lot of these times, these guys.

1165
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,960
It's all right.

1166
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,680
All right.

1167
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,480
It's not horrible.

1168
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,600
It's just not horrible.

1169
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,480
But does it want to go, wow, I'd buy this again.

1170
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,280
We have some out there like, yeah, we need another one

1171
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:37,600
of these.

1172
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,520
With all the options you have out there.

1173
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,240
But it's all right.

1174
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:41,760
You're right.

1175
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,840
It's one of these where you get it and you're just like,

1176
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,880
eh, it's not worth it.

1177
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:50,640
Because I think you pay, I think this was about $55, $60 for it.

1178
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,120
And it's just, eh, it's all right.

1179
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,200
Well, some of those.

1180
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,160
I think I paid more than that.

1181
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,400
I mean, it was not cheap.

1182
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,200
Anyway, yeah, definitely one and done.

1183
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:03,700
All right.

1184
00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:07,680
What's up next on the Burbank for this halftime show?

1185
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,280
Is it the 10-year Rebel Yell?

1186
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,960
Yeah, I think we're excited about that one.

1187
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,960
That was an award winner, so I'm excited to taste it.

1188
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,520
Oh, that's right.

1189
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,040
That's right.

1190
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,960
Now I remember.

1191
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,480
We're already Rebel Yell fans.

1192
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,880
Now currently, they changed the name to Rebel.

1193
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,280
But I, in protest, I will continue

1194
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,040
to call it Rebel Yell because it is not racist.

1195
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,800
And what about Billy Idol's Mony Mony?

1196
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,840
With a rebel yell.

1197
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,720
Oh, I agree with you.

1198
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,480
She cries, mow, mow, mow.

1199
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:36,980
Mow.

1200
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:37,480
Mow.

1201
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,280
Mow.

1202
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:38,840
Come on.

1203
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,800
Yeah, it was crazy.

1204
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,280
I think it happened at the same time when Lady A,

1205
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,760
Antebellum, changed her name to Lady A,

1206
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,600
and then they removed the poor lady off the syrup bottle.

1207
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,800
And the Pocahontas from the butter.

1208
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,400
And the Eskimo from the Eskimo pie.

1209
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,240
I mean, really, all they're doing, especially when I.

1210
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,720
Uncle Ben from the rice.

1211
00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,400
Yeah, especially.

1212
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,520
Aunt Jemima from the syrup.

1213
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,440
Especially Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

1214
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,600
Is it Uncle Ben?

1215
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,520
Yeah, Uncle Ben.

1216
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,920
All you're doing is leaving a bunch of white guys out there.

1217
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:12,120
You are actually taking away from what was a celebrated.

1218
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,640
I mean, the Aunt Jemima family was incredibly honored

1219
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,960
to be on that bottle.

1220
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,680
I would be.

1221
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,200
Why not?

1222
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,040
What?

1223
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,160
Dad, I don't understand at all.

1224
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:21,760
I really don't.

1225
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,880
I don't get it.

1226
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,480
But anyway, the Redskins, they're no longer.

1227
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,560
They're the commanders now.

1228
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,520
They're the commandos.

1229
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,440
How about the Braves?

1230
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,280
Who is making these decisions, though?

1231
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,520
I mean, who's making these decisions?

1232
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,720
So the owners of the company are getting so much pressure

1233
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,360
from the fucking Twitter mob.

1234
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,400
Are they really getting that much pressure?

1235
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,000
Yes.

1236
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,960
Why would they change it?

1237
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,320
But look, it's because they're pathetically weak.

1238
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:44,840
That's why.

1239
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,360
Exactly.

1240
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,120
They give in.

1241
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,640
If that is the case.

1242
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,920
But Dan Snyder held out as long as he could.

1243
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:50,920
There are.

1244
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,680
But there are forces out there that have control

1245
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,600
of every aspect of our lives.

1246
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:01,640
You know, it's like the gas that we're purchasing,

1247
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,000
it's the income.

1248
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,200
I'm sorry, not the income, but the interest rates.

1249
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,480
I mean, everyone has their finger over us.

1250
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,040
And who is that?

1251
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,560
I mean, who are the people that Joe Biden's talking to?

1252
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:13,720
Who is that?

1253
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,720
I mean, what is that?

1254
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,120
There's just this.

1255
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,960
George Soros.

1256
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,360
This ether collective.

1257
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,480
It's this ether.

1258
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:24,000
I mean, this money, this conglomerate of folk out there

1259
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,680
that are pulling the strings to everything that we do.

1260
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,440
And I'm telling you, I think the United States citizens

1261
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,640
are all guinea pigs.

1262
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,200
Yeah.

1263
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,280
We're guinea pigs with medicines.

1264
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,960
I've read several books that have that theme.

1265
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,160
There's an elite class that basically manages everything.

1266
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,520
That are pulling the strings.

1267
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,920
That have the influence to affect global economics.

1268
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,840
Let's think about this.

1269
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,240
For medicines, for example.

1270
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,960
I mean, we're like the worst on the planet.

1271
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,240
You know, for charging it.

1272
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,040
I mean, look, we're basically the matrix.

1273
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,960
We are, every human in the United States

1274
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,880
is paying taxes and paying for the rest of the planet.

1275
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,320
I mean, because to get the same medicine over in Europe

1276
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,640
is 25% of what we pay.

1277
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,640
They have socialized medicine, though.

1278
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,640
Some do.

1279
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,200
Do you want socialized medicine, or do you

1280
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,640
want to pay high drug prices?

1281
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,720
No, that's not necessary, too.

1282
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,520
That's not always.

1283
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,440
I want neither.

1284
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,240
They have socialized medicine up in the Scandinavian region,

1285
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,240
where they can sweep.

1286
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,720
But they don't have that in Europe.

1287
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,520
England does.

1288
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,520
Germany.

1289
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,120
England does.

1290
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,800
OK, so that's the United Kingdom.

1291
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,960
Canada does.

1292
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,400
Canada does.

1293
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,880
United Kingdom does.

1294
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,560
But not Germany.

1295
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,360
I don't know.

1296
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,280
That's a great question.

1297
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,200
Not France.

1298
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,880
Not Italy.

1299
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,960
Are we sure about that?

1300
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Yeah, I live there.

1301
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,760
How long ago?

1302
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,320
I'm telling you, they don't have a socialistic medical pay

1303
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,600
rate or care right now.

1304
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,320
They may.

1305
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,360
They might.

1306
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,080
That's something we're going to have to do.

1307
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,440
We're going to have to investigate.

1308
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,040
They have to strongly.

1309
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:54,840
That is not true.

1310
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,640
We're going to have to duck, duck, go to that.

1311
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,560
That is not the case.

1312
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,280
It's impossible to have universal health care

1313
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,840
in some of those other countries.

1314
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,920
Not all of them.

1315
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,320
But a lot of them in Europe.

1316
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:06,800
The UK did it.

1317
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,640
Are you sure?

1318
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,240
Europe is definitely leaning towards that more

1319
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,040
than any other.

1320
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,400
Are you sure the United Kingdom has universal health care?

1321
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,040
Yes.

1322
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,400
Socialized medicine.

1323
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,480
I don't think.

1324
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,200
Scandinavia does.

1325
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,040
So we have to be careful about socialized medicine,

1326
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,640
universal health care.

1327
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,680
It doesn't all mean the same thing, right?

1328
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,200
So I don't know.

1329
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:27,640
I don't know.

1330
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,000
That's a good question.

1331
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,560
How universal health care coverage works in Germany.

1332
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,480
Well, there we go.

1333
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,800
That just defines it right there.

1334
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800
That was November 22, 2019.

1335
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,800
It says how universal health care coverage works in Germany.

1336
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,480
That implies that they have universal health care.

1337
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:42,960
All right.

1338
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,960
Thanks for playing, Sean.

1339
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,000
You are?

1340
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,040
I'm still fighting it.

1341
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,680
The exit is over there.

1342
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,960
You have one x now.

1343
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,080
Yeah.

1344
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,480
No idea what he's talking about.

1345
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,400
Kind of like the acknowledgment of COVID.

1346
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,920
I don't see it.

1347
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,880
You don't believe it?

1348
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:57,680
I'm not.

1349
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,600
You think COVID is a hoax?

1350
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,440
I think there are options out there.

1351
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,560
But my point by bringing up the people pulling the strings

1352
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,760
isn't really about health care.

1353
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,240
It was mostly about the medicines.

1354
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,480
It's not everything.

1355
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,520
And even though that some of these companies

1356
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,840
have programs set up so that you could

1357
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,960
be part of the universal or government health care,

1358
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,040
doesn't mean you can't have the private sector having

1359
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,240
their own insurance.

1360
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,320
You just don't have to pay into it.

1361
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,120
You have companies like countries like Sweden

1362
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,760
that you pay 65% taxes, if not more,

1363
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,600
so that you can get all these.

1364
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,320
I guarantee it.

1365
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,960
They're not paying 65% taxes in Germany.

1366
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,840
So the health care is not the same as it is in Sweden,

1367
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,440
as it is in the United Kingdom and Germany.

1368
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,560
So there's different types.

1369
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,320
So my point by saying that is that it's not the same.

1370
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,320
It's kind of like what Obamacare, which was really

1371
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,920
Hillary Clinton care.

1372
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,280
Because Obama just came under his administration.

1373
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,400
He's just one who got a past.

1374
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,040
You're right.

1375
00:46:59,040 --> 00:46:59,720
You're right.

1376
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,760
So yeah, what the heaven's sweet in is different than,

1377
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,080
and they're struggling right now.

1378
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:06,760
Oh, big time.

1379
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,800
Then that's mostly because of the immigrants that

1380
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,680
are coming in from.

1381
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,040
Unchecked immigration.

1382
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,560
Yeah.

1383
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,840
Well, I'm not sure.

1384
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,920
And did you know that the United States

1385
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,040
funds their defense?

1386
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,000
Because of NATO?

1387
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,480
No, because they don't have any money left after all the social.

1388
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,000
Oh, not yet.

1389
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,480
That's right.

1390
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,200
Because they don't have any money left

1391
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,560
after all the social programs.

1392
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,000
Oh, how convenient.

1393
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,240
So the US funds their defense.

1394
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,760
Oh, yeah, that's wonderful.

1395
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,680
Do you know how much money we could save from a budget

1396
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,720
perspective if somebody else took care of our defense?

1397
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:45,920
But look, the spirit of what I was getting at with these

1398
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,280
conglomerates that are pulling the strings.

1399
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:55,520
And I'm not only trying to focus on what Europe is doing,

1400
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,760
as opposed to what the United States.

1401
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,200
I live in the United States.

1402
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,360
I'm trying not to be fat.

1403
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:11,920
And it's just like the system is set up so it's almost,

1404
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:18,400
unless you grow your own food, you're going to be fat.

1405
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,000
It's because the food that we buy every single day,

1406
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,160
that we believe is supposed to be healthy, isn't healthy.

1407
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:29,640
It's because the FDA says that the FDA is, let me see here.

1408
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,680
So you're saying that the ice cream that you buy and eat

1409
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,440
every night is not healthy.

1410
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,720
But my point is, this is the difference

1411
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,200
between the United States and Europe.

1412
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,480
What about the broccoli?

1413
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:47,920
The United States tends to take a more reactive approach

1414
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,800
towards regulating food and beverage ingredients,

1415
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,800
while Europe takes a more proactive approach.

1416
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:59,320
So only additives proven to be harmful are approved in Europe,

1417
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,520
while the US food additives are innocent until proven guilty.

1418
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,240
And it's just like, well, you know what?

1419
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:06,800
It's like the chicken.

1420
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,000
You got, what is it, Arkansas, Purdue.

1421
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,920
You got people like Bill Clinton that,

1422
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,520
when he was governor of Arkansas,

1423
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,960
and Purdue wanted to put out, oh yeah,

1424
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,440
I forget, I remember the commercial with the Purdue guy.

1425
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:20,920
Oh my god.

1426
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,120
He's got this, that old guy from Purdue.

1427
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,720
You remember the old guy that did the chicken commercials?

1428
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,200
No.

1429
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,080
Well, he is funny, man, because he was like, hey,

1430
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,760
hear this kind of name like Ross Brown.

1431
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,080
He would talk like this.

1432
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,920
And anyways, he paid shit loads of money for Bill Clinton

1433
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:41,840
to be able to so that he could do things to the chicken

1434
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,720
so that they can grow hormones.

1435
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,360
They can bigger.

1436
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:45,860
Bigger.

1437
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:46,360
Bigger.

1438
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,960
Then they got processes like they take your chicken

1439
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:55,480
and they de-feather it, and then they chlorinate it.

1440
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,280
Then they do what?

1441
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,040
They chlorinate the fucking chicken.

1442
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,200
Oh, that doesn't sound good.

1443
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,400
And then after that they cleanse it to clean it.

1444
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,080
And then after that, they take the chicken

1445
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,280
and they send it to China.

1446
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,240
To do what to it?

1447
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,520
To slice and dice it.

1448
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,920
Oh, it's alive when they send it?

1449
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,920
No.

1450
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,000
To slice and dice it.

1451
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,960
And then how is that cost effective?

1452
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,200
No, they don't do that.

1453
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,440
I don't know if they do that.

1454
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,200
I don't believe that.

1455
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,320
There's no way they send the chicken over to China

1456
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,160
to slice it up and then bring it back.

1457
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,440
That would be not cost effective.

1458
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,240
That would be stupid.

1459
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,680
Well, I mean, based on what I read,

1460
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,000
that's exactly what it said.

1461
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,240
That they were taking the chicken

1462
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,640
and they were sending it to China to process it.

1463
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,840
Yeah, they grow it here and they send it to China to process.

1464
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,240
I need further proof.

1465
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,440
Well, maybe if the producer could look it up.

1466
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,560
I don't know.

1467
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,680
Is chicken sliced in China?

1468
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,840
Yeah.

1469
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,640
So Chinese sliced American chickens.

1470
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,160
Google that.

1471
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,240
That seems so highly with the cost of fuel.

1472
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:59,120
Look up big chicken titties.

1473
00:50:59,120 --> 00:50:59,480
No.

1474
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,080
Nude.

1475
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,680
What the hell?

1476
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,200
All nude.

1477
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,320
No, you know, chicken.

1478
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,040
How do you say that?

1479
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,800
Chicken sliced in China, I guess.

1480
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,200
I don't know.

1481
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,920
Chinese prepared chicken.

1482
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,000
Poultry poultry.

1483
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,760
Chicken shipped to your door.

1484
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,200
Primal.

1485
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:16,760
There you go.

1486
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,320
Right there.

1487
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,520
Years old US a rule allows China to process US poultry.

1488
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,480
That's five days ago.

1489
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,160
See, metric tons.

1490
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,360
50 metric tons down below.

1491
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,240
Fact check, Chinese facilities and then return it

1492
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,080
to the United States.

1493
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:32,960
What?

1494
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:33,480
Wait a minute.

1495
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,680
Raw poultry from the US and export cooked products

1496
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,680
such as chicken noodle soup and chicken nuggets.

1497
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,920
They're not slicing chicken and sending it back.

1498
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,000
No, read it again.

1499
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,160
They're making food.

1500
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,640
Gave Chinese processing plants the green light

1501
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:50,560
to process raw poultry from the US and export cooked product.

1502
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,800
And export.

1503
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,320
OK.

1504
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,640
Cooked product, like chicken soup.

1505
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,480
Like Campbell's chicken soup is made in China.

1506
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,040
Right.

1507
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,400
So we're giving them our chickens

1508
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,520
and then they're putting it into processed foods.

1509
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,520
Yeah, they're not sending chickens over there.

1510
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,000
They're butchering them and sending them back.

1511
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,520
Again, the spirit of this conversation

1512
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,880
is for the folks to get.

1513
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,160
There's dudes like us out there that in the United States

1514
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,120
citizens that need to know what's really going on.

1515
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,920
And look, like Jeff, you said earlier or before,

1516
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,160
it has nothing to do.

1517
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,600
It's all about the money.

1518
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,720
They don't give a fuck.

1519
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,640
And if they can get away with it, that's fine.

1520
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,280
Like Purdue, putting growth hormones

1521
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,080
in all those chickens, you know what?

1522
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,280
They went to Bill Clinton.

1523
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,800
They were like, hey, hey, Bill Clinton,

1524
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,640
I'm going to give you, I'll make you motherfucker president.

1525
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,200
Well, guess what?

1526
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,640
They made him fucking president.

1527
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,520
Him and his little chicken ass voice.

1528
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,320
And they paid millions and millions of dollars.

1529
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,040
They had the biggest fucking chickens out there.

1530
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,840
But then all of a sudden, you got these young boys

1531
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,920
that all of a sudden are starting to grow fucking titties.

1532
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,480
Eating all those little chicken nuggets from McDonald's.

1533
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,200
And they were like, why is this happening?

1534
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,480
Why is my daughter all of a sudden

1535
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,480
developing boobies at the age of fucking eight?

1536
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,320
You know, and she's got like double D's.

1537
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,240
Well, what does she eat?

1538
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:07,640
Well, we take her to McDonald's three, four times a week.

1539
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,240
No, we buy Chinese chicken nuggets.

1540
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:13,680
Because it's, well, you know, it's not just that.

1541
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,320
It's like if you compare the foods

1542
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,400
that we have here in the United States

1543
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,760
that we sell right off the grocery store shelves

1544
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,320
that they don't sell in China or Europe.

1545
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,560
Like, they don't sell Mountain Dew.

1546
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,440
Now a lot of this has to do with some of the dyes in it.

1547
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,040
But Mountain Dew's not one of them.

1548
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,480
You know, you got Mountain Dew.

1549
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,400
Do they have their version of Mountain Dew over there?

1550
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,240
I don't know.

1551
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,600
I think they do, actually.

1552
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,640
They call it Mellow Yellow.

1553
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,120
It's called Alpine Rain.

1554
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,640
Alpine Rain.

1555
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,840
I'm not a fan of Mountain Dew.

1556
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,680
You like that?

1557
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,000
Oh, Mountain Dew.

1558
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,840
There's like a bunch of Mountain Dew flavors out there.

1559
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,440
I could have eaten it.

1560
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,160
Even as a kid, I would have it every now and then.

1561
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,240
I was never a fan of it.

1562
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,440
Oh, I've always loved Mountain Dew.

1563
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,280
I don't have it very often.

1564
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,360
Super syrupy.

1565
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,240
It's very, very sweet, yes.

1566
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,920
It was always, even back when I was a kid,

1567
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,720
I didn't drink a lot of soda anyway.

1568
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,360
I was on a squirt kick.

1569
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,240
Did you ever try squirt?

1570
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:12,440
Squirt is really good.

1571
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,240
It's poor man's amaretto sour.

1572
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,440
You get squirt and some amaretto.

1573
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:17,840
I wonder what squirt would taste like

1574
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,880
with other mixed drinks.

1575
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,720
Well, it's a, almost like, I don't wanna say grapefruit,

1576
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,640
but it's a very hardcore citrus drink.

1577
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,480
It is.

1578
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,320
Right?

1579
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,000
So you know how I make those apple jacks, mules?

1580
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:31,920
Apple jack mules.

1581
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:32,760
Yeah.

1582
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,160
I wonder how squirt would taste in that.

1583
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,080
I don't know, we do that periodically.

1584
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,680
We'll get some squirts and make some amaretto.

1585
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,080
That's exactly what I'm doing this weekend.

1586
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,760
Again, poor man's amaretto sour.

1587
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,240
Do we have plans this weekend?

1588
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,520
Are you guys gonna be in town?

1589
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,360
We need one.

1590
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,520
Yeah, we're making product.

1591
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,360
Yeah, we need a.

1592
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,320
Oh, I'm busy.

1593
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,280
No, we actually need to spend a couple hours

1594
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,120
this coming weekend.

1595
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:51,940
Two hours.

1596
00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:52,960
Look, back to it.

1597
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,120
Like dairy, for example, you know, they've got.

1598
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,960
I'll get an agamemeter.

1599
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,200
I don't even know what these acronyms mean,

1600
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,920
but there's hormones they put into,

1601
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,440
artificial hormones that stimulate the milk production

1602
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,720
in some of these cows.

1603
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:06,140
You know, they don't do that in, not just over anywhere.

1604
00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:09,760
You know, it's just the chickens have been chlorinated.

1605
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,400
So how do you fix this?

1606
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,320
Well, that's just it.

1607
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,720
There's so much more.

1608
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,440
There's stuff that people don't even realize.

1609
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,040
I mean, it's like the Frosted Flakes.

1610
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,860
It's the International Coffee Creamer,

1611
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,320
that you put in your creamer.

1612
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,120
There it is.

1613
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:25,960
There's a Frosted Flakes there.

1614
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,840
Everything you're saying is in his list,

1615
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,320
the producer's list of like.

1616
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,400
Like wheat thins.

1617
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,920
There's the little circle Ritz crackers.

1618
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,640
I mean, they're like absolute.

1619
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,480
Hold on, go back.

1620
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,300
Pop tarts.

1621
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,140
Go back about.

1622
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:39,320
There you go, there's coffee mate.

1623
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,600
There's Frosted Flakes.

1624
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,440
Go back to the meat one.

1625
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,600
I like Rice Krispies, damn it.

1626
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,520
They're not good for me.

1627
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:44,360
And then they got.

1628
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,080
Oh, in the meat, for example,

1629
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,920
they add some sort of.

1630
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,760
What's ractopamine?

1631
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,600
Ractopamine.

1632
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,800
Ractatamine.

1633
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,760
Ractatamine.

1634
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,600
Rectal.

1635
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:57,320
It increases the muscle growth inside the cow.

1636
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,040
I think you read this article.

1637
00:55:59,040 --> 00:55:59,880
I think I did.

1638
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,040
Well, I have read several articles.

1639
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,160
It literally had everything you were saying in it.

1640
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,120
I think this is a setup.

1641
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,560
Well, that's what the podcast is for, isn't it?

1642
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,400
We're supposed to do.

1643
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,440
So you guys are giving me shit

1644
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,360
because I did some homework.

1645
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,200
Is that what you get?

1646
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,040
Time out, time out.

1647
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:13,860
We're supposed to wing this.

1648
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:16,960
We don't research shit on this podcast.

1649
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,720
So don't come on here and act like you know stuff.

1650
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,560
People need to be up in arms

1651
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,080
about the stuff that, you know,

1652
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,840
because there are some friends that I have,

1653
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:29,360
that we have, that they're allergic to gluten.

1654
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,200
You know, and they're like,

1655
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,320
oh, I gotta watch my diet.

1656
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,720
I gotta be very careful what I eat.

1657
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,000
You know, they go to Germany or they go to Europe

1658
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,240
and it's like they can eat whatever the fuck they want.

1659
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,260
I can't eat pasta.

1660
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,920
They go to Italy, they can have pasta,

1661
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,960
they can have anything.

1662
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,780
Why?

1663
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,800
Yeah.

1664
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,620
I don't know.

1665
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:45,460
Well, I do.

1666
00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:46,300
It's.

1667
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,880
Well, it's about money.

1668
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,720
It's about what we're putting in our food

1669
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,600
that we're selling to the United States citizens

1670
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,040
because we're the guinea pigs.

1671
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:53,880
And you know what?

1672
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,040
Their food is more flavorful.

1673
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,440
Their food has more vitamins.

1674
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,640
You know, the irony of that is

1675
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,720
the reason why all that shit's in our food

1676
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,240
is the biggest reason is to make it

1677
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,100
have a longer shelf life.

1678
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,400
Everything that started with this whole thing, right?

1679
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,640
Right, farm to table.

1680
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,000
Directly correlates to the reason

1681
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,440
why our bellies are so big.

1682
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,480
Well, I get that.

1683
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,560
But so, so hear me out.

1684
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,880
So, so you were just saying that

1685
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,960
the food over there is more flavorful.

1686
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,200
So the first one was to have it a longer shelf life.

1687
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,160
The second one was to keep the consistency, right?

1688
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,120
You can't have something falling apart

1689
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,080
in the packaging, like all mushy and stuff.

1690
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,240
So they put stuff in it to like keep it contained

1691
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,080
and looking.

1692
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:34,900
Anti-caking.

1693
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:37,800
Yeah, making it look presentable, right?

1694
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,920
So it lasts a long time.

1695
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,160
It looks presentable while it sits on the shelf.

1696
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,780
And there's a lot of stuff that they add

1697
00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:45,720
to make it artificial ingredients

1698
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,640
to make it more flavorful.

1699
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,120
So you're saying that the stuff in Europe

1700
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,440
is more flavorful.

1701
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,600
That's interesting, right?

1702
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,440
I mean, so.

1703
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,440
Is it more flavorful?

1704
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,360
Well, that's what they tend to say.

1705
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,320
That's what they're arguing, right?

1706
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,560
And look, here's the thing.

1707
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,880
And that's in the eye of the beholder, right?

1708
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,360
If you're trying to be super, sorry to interrupt.

1709
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,440
If you're trying to be super healthy

1710
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,960
and you're trying to stay away from all those processed foods,

1711
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,700
you're gonna find whatever you're eating

1712
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:10,520
that is organic and healthy.

1713
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,320
You're gonna say that's always wonderful.

1714
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,160
You know what I'm saying?

1715
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,600
So you think it's the power of suggestion?

1716
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:16,680
Well, a little bit of that.

1717
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,560
A little bit of that.

1718
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,400
I stay away from organic food.

1719
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,760
Well, I think this is more of a comparison from.

1720
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,360
Because it looks nasty and it's more expensive.

1721
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:25,960
Well, it's more expensive for sure.

1722
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:26,800
Funny how you say it.

1723
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,620
I don't know about nasty.

1724
00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:28,460
Because it looks nasty, right?

1725
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:30,480
Because apples that are organic

1726
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,840
don't have shit sprayed on them.

1727
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,780
So guess what?

1728
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,040
They have little marks on them

1729
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,040
and they have bugs have gotten to them.

1730
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,640
They're all brown and shrink

1731
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,880
and they're not as robust.

1732
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,840
And I'm like, I'm not gonna pay more for that

1733
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,680
when I can get this.

1734
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,440
Right, so obviously you don't subscribe

1735
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,200
to the theory that regular apples

1736
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,740
that are sprayed with a bunch of shit.

1737
00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:52,880
Well, you could wash those, right?

1738
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,040
Well, but it works its way into the apples,

1739
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,000
what they argue, right?

1740
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,160
It's unhealthy. Well, I don't know.

1741
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,280
From the inside out, right?

1742
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,120
So. I don't know.

1743
00:58:59,120 --> 00:58:59,940
I don't know either.

1744
00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:00,780
I don't know either.

1745
00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:01,620
But you know shit, the organics,

1746
00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:02,440
I don't believe it.

1747
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:05,080
I was like, I'm not gonna spend double

1748
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,480
the cost for a piece that looks like shit.

1749
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,120
Look, the whole thing.

1750
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:10,960
That's exactly.

1751
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,160
Give me good-looking organic, then maybe we'll talk.

1752
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,080
Alan, what the hell?

1753
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:15,920
Where'd that come from?

1754
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,760
It's a mold.

1755
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,600
Yeah.

1756
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,600
Jeff, that's exactly why we are where we are.

1757
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,560
People don't want a misshapen brownish apple.

1758
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,880
But the reality of it is that is normal.

1759
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,760
They had to spray, yes, that is normal.

1760
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,600
That is normal.

1761
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,560
It's kind of like carrots aren't normally orange.

1762
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,380
But here's the problem.

1763
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:37,300
Back in the day, an apple didn't go from Washington

1764
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:39,160
to Florida to be sold.

1765
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,640
An apple went, you know what I mean?

1766
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,560
An apple went to Seattle.

1767
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,200
An apple went to Portland.

1768
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,240
I think if your local Kroger wants to carry organic,

1769
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,640
they need to hit local farms.

1770
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:50,540
And then guess what?

1771
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:52,060
It won't look all nasty.

1772
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:52,900
Correct.

1773
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:53,740
Because it's only.

1774
00:59:53,740 --> 00:59:55,160
This is organic from Mexico.

1775
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,320
Well, it needs to travel.

1776
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,160
Yeah.

1777
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:57,980
Farmed and stored.

1778
00:59:57,980 --> 01:00:00,200
Farmed and stored and consumed within black.

1779
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,040
In Europe.

1780
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,840
Europe has, they've been around a lot longer

1781
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:04,880
than the United States have been.

1782
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:09,880
They've got the means to produce these products

1783
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,520
and get rid of them.

1784
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,520
So there's never really a stock,

1785
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,960
they don't have the stockpile like we do.

1786
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,920
It's meaning that they have the traditional farmers markets

1787
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,440
where they go to the food.

1788
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,840
Oh, I'll go there and buy that shit all day

1789
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,480
because it's fresh, it looks good.

1790
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,320
Yeah.

1791
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,140
Right?

1792
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:29,780
Whereas the organic at Market Street, Kroger,

1793
01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:33,360
all those places, it's like I'm not gonna buy that.

1794
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,880
Because it can't stay that long.

1795
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:35,720
Yeah, because I'm gonna take it,

1796
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,360
I don't have to eat it immediately.

1797
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,200
Right.

1798
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,040
So here's what.

1799
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:40,400
And it still looks like shit when I eat it.

1800
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:45,280
Ultimately, what I want to raise awareness for

1801
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:50,280
is to start finding out who these companies are.

1802
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:56,680
And why is it that they're allowed to do what they're doing

1803
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,320
by putting the poison in our foods?

1804
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,240
It's the FDA and the USDA.

1805
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,240
All right, so then we have to go after them.

1806
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,960
So where do we set the bar?

1807
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:08,240
Because like I said before, it's a, oops.

1808
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,680
So you haven't even talked about GMO.

1809
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,720
Well, no, not yet.

1810
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,040
That's genetically modified, right?

1811
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,080
So hold on, so again, the US 10s.

1812
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,320
Do you think those are bad for you?

1813
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,920
So they're two camps, right?

1814
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,320
Yeah, some people think they're bad for you.

1815
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,480
Some people, that's just like.

1816
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,460
Right, so genetically modified means

1817
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:28,560
they literally tinker with the genetics,

1818
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,800
if there is genetics in vegetables.

1819
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,200
Well, to make them pest resistant.

1820
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,180
That's right, and to make them drought resistant.

1821
01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,020
Hey, there's a seed.

1822
01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:36,240
And the biggest reason?

1823
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,160
There's a corn version over here that is drought resistant.

1824
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,280
So they don't reproduce.

1825
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,120
But it doesn't.

1826
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,840
So you have to come back and keep buying.

1827
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:42,280
Well.

1828
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,360
And farmers, you know?

1829
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,200
That's another one.

1830
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,280
Yeah, we can talk about that.

1831
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,280
That's the seeds.

1832
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:49,680
But it's a, this corn variant is drought resistant,

1833
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,880
but it doesn't taste good.

1834
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,680
This one requires a ton of water, but it tastes great.

1835
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,320
Let's blend the two.

1836
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,080
Right.

1837
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,320
And make this good tasting.

1838
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:02,040
And add some sort of insecticide to it.

1839
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,560
Yeah, then you bring this other one that says, oh, this one

1840
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,920
is insect repellent, so let's blend them all.

1841
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,120
Or do they literally hybridize it

1842
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,160
with some sort of insecticide?

1843
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,320
Well, that's my question.

1844
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,360
I was like, if you're blending different corns,

1845
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,400
is that bad for you?

1846
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,160
If you're adding chemicals and shit?

1847
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,080
Yeah, that's the question.

1848
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:22,680
I get that.

1849
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:23,720
That's the question.

1850
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,840
I don't know about.

1851
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,440
If you're cross breeding plants.

1852
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,080
But you know what?

1853
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,680
That's no different than grass.

1854
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,320
I was talking to this expert that said,

1855
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,640
if you're having a lot of trouble with your St. Augustine

1856
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,600
and your Bermuda, go with, help me here, Zoya.

1857
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,320
Zoya?

1858
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:37,800
Zoya?

1859
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,200
OK, go with Zoya.

1860
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,960
Because Zoya has been engineered, right?

1861
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,560
Just like fucking vegetables that we eat.

1862
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,200
It's been engineered to be drought resistant, shade

1863
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,200
tolerant, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1864
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:49,720
So how?

1865
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,200
I mean, we're not eating it.

1866
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:55,560
I don't think that the genetically modified organic

1867
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,040
foods, why would they be unhealthy?

1868
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,200
So I kind of agree with that.

1869
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:00,800
You know what?

1870
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,080
We would have to dig into that.

1871
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:02,560
I don't know.

1872
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,040
I can tell you.

1873
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,680
There's a lot of folks that are anti-aging.

1874
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,400
There could be some digestive issues.

1875
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,280
There could be.

1876
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,720
There's a ton of people that are hardcore against GMO.

1877
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:15,000
And one of the biggest proponents of GMO is Bill Gates.

1878
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,480
And Bill Gates is the largest farmland holder proponent.

1879
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,080
He is on board with it.

1880
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,400
And he is the largest farm owner in the United States.

1881
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,200
Correct.

1882
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,520
Interesting.

1883
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,920
Well, China's right behind him.

1884
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,640
Honestly, I think he's one of those elites.

1885
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,080
He wants to social engineer.

1886
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,040
He wants to one world order.

1887
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,120
He wants one world government.

1888
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,040
And that's George Soros.

1889
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,720
He wants one world government.

1890
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,880
Guys, what's the fastest way to get to one world government?

1891
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,800
Put everybody on a vaccine that will euthanize us.

1892
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,680
No.

1893
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,400
Tear down, tear down nationality.

1894
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,640
Tear down the United States so that the United States doesn't,

1895
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,560
it's not important to be American anymore.

1896
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,160
We're at the top of the list.

1897
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:03,560
Then you got to go to the other ones.

1898
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,920
It's not that important to be British.

1899
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,600
It's not that important to be German.

1900
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,080
From a Polly to a Mono.

1901
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,000
The only way you can go to a one world government

1902
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,320
is when you tear down the walls of all nationalities.

1903
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,400
We're just humans.

1904
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,040
We're Earthians.

1905
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,520
And the first way you got to do it

1906
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,840
is bring down the United States and you do it from within.

1907
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:24,840
I think you're going to have to do it.

1908
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,640
Which is what he's doing.

1909
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,880
He's bringing it down from within.

1910
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,440
I think instead of nationality, you

1911
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,920
need to bring down religion instead.

1912
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,560
Because religion has been the root of all.

1913
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,320
Easy.

1914
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,760
Conflicts through the years.

1915
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,760
So basically eradicate everybody except Christians.

1916
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,400
Let's start burning the Bible.

1917
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,800
So if you're like, there are no Americans,

1918
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,160
there are no Indians, there are no Saudi Arabians.

1919
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,640
They still have their religion.

1920
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,080
So you're like.

1921
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,680
Although there's always going to be something that bitterly

1922
01:04:58,680 --> 01:04:59,480
divides us.

1923
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,000
I think if you're going to try to do this,

1924
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,320
you need to tear down the religion.

1925
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,560
This guy likes A1 sauce.

1926
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,160
Kill him.

1927
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:05,640
Kill him.

1928
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,160
He's out.

1929
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:06,640
He's out.

1930
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,520
No, kill him.

1931
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:08,960
Pop him.

1932
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,320
And you see the states, they're trying to kill Christianity.

1933
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:11,840
Right?

1934
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:12,360
Right.

1935
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,080
And the white male.

1936
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,520
Are they doing that over in Iraq?

1937
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,920
Are they trying to kill Islam?

1938
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:19,560
No.

1939
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,440
No.

1940
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:21,040
Right?

1941
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,120
Are they trying to kill?

1942
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:22,760
I don't know.

1943
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,400
Britain may be trying to do the same thing.

1944
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:28,800
They're actually trying to adopt some of the Muslims.

1945
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,600
The religion and culture or the Sharia law,

1946
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:38,000
they're trying to embed it into the fabric of our community

1947
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,480
laws.

1948
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:39,880
It's failed so far.

1949
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,560
So far.

1950
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,280
But I mean.

1951
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,080
Has it failed?

1952
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,880
Because I remember Irving.

1953
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,640
Irving tried.

1954
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,640
Yeah, it failed there.

1955
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:50,640
But so they no longer have a Sharia law court?

1956
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:51,760
I don't know about that.

1957
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:52,680
What do you mean?

1958
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,080
It was a Sharia law court.

1959
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:54,760
It's not legal.

1960
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,640
It wasn't a court court.

1961
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,840
It was a court.

1962
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,320
Granted, it wasn't a law.

1963
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,360
It had no legal binding.

1964
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,960
It was not legal binding.

1965
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,200
It was religious binding.

1966
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,880
It was like, actually it was cultural binding.

1967
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,040
It wasn't even religious.

1968
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,000
It's kind of like the one thing you're right.

1969
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,840
But the thing is, if that Sharia law says, all right,

1970
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,160
you could beat your wife.

1971
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,720
Well, the American law trumps that and says,

1972
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,160
I'm going to throw you in prison for beating your wife.

1973
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:17,520
Correct.

1974
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,680
But there were other things.

1975
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,760
I think that the way what they were touting is it

1976
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,920
was civil disputes, right?

1977
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,320
Like the way they're supposed to, like there's, you know,

1978
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,360
it's kind of like the Old Testament.

1979
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,560
Have you guys ever read all the rules about the Old Testament?

1980
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,160
There's a ton of stuff in there that

1981
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,720
talks about how the old Jewish community needed

1982
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:41,560
to handle legal issues and stuff like that.

1983
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:42,600
Well, it's no different.

1984
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,760
The Sharia law is the same thing, right?

1985
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,240
If it wasn't, you know what I mean?

1986
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:52,560
It was ways to handle certain disputes and stuff like that.

1987
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,680
None of them affecting American law.

1988
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:56,880
Does that make sense?

1989
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:01,040
Oh, yeah, that's what we would do.

1990
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,600
We would literally steal your beer.

1991
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,200
That's the way podcasters are.

1992
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,400
Dudes like us are.

1993
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,520
Did you finish it?

1994
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,400
Oh, shit, my bad.

1995
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:07,760
I did.

1996
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,400
I did drink your beer.

1997
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,480
I'm kidding.

1998
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,120
A hole.

1999
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:12,920
Did you leave it at home?

2000
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,960
What, did it fall on the floor?

2001
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:14,560
Is it downstairs?

2002
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:15,120
I don't know.

2003
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,600
Did it fall on the floor and leak in all over the place?

2004
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,360
No.

2005
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,240
Let's take a pause because this is important.

2006
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,000
No, I was just kind of like.

2007
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,680
Is it behind you?

2008
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,320
Unbelievable.

2009
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,120
You're a mess.

2010
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:29,640
He's panicking.

2011
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:30,960
It was not behind me.

2012
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:31,640
It's not here.

2013
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,560
He is panicking because he can't find his beer.

2014
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,200
Is it underneath the hat?

2015
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:36,960
Oh, my bad.

2016
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,120
Son of a bitch.

2017
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,320
It's not under the hat.

2018
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,480
OK, we'll get you.

2019
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,480
We'll find your beer.

2020
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:42,440
OK, I just.

2021
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,400
I thought if it was.

2022
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:43,880
Hold on.

2023
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,160
Is your bourbon empty?

2024
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,080
Wow.

2025
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:47,920
So you're panicking.

2026
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,840
Your bourbon's empty.

2027
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,960
Your beer is missing.

2028
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,720
I see the angst now.

2029
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,640
Well, I get it.

2030
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,160
All I see these these glasses that I purchased for you guys.

2031
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,320
We got the gay month with the OK.

2032
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,840
That's not the right terminology.

2033
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:02,600
Happy month.

2034
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,760
It's pride month.

2035
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,760
Pride.

2036
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,440
You know, pride pride isn't pride part

2037
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:11,120
of one of the things against the Catholic Church.

2038
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,240
It's a group of to be prideful.

2039
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,440
Yeah, you're not supposed to be.

2040
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,960
Isn't a sin.

2041
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,040
It is.

2042
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,440
So it's funny you say that.

2043
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:21,560
So it's really interesting you say that, actually.

2044
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,400
I'm being serious, actually.

2045
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,240
I mean, they call pride month.

2046
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,920
I'm doing a word sale of like AOC.

2047
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,560
I'm saying actually three times.

2048
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:29,760
No, that would be.

2049
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,240
That would be Camilla.

2050
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,280
Oh, God.

2051
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:33,360
My bad.

2052
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:34,320
I got to apologize.

2053
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,520
So I purchased these from work.

2054
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,480
That's Tumblr's.

2055
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,360
Yeah, they're not very gay.

2056
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,200
No, they're stylish.

2057
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,320
They have the little rainbow on them

2058
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:43,520
and little go fast stripes.

2059
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,440
And there's a company logo on there.

2060
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,040
And I put your names on there.

2061
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,800
And I got to be honest, I'm a little disappointed

2062
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,720
in the quality of.

2063
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:51,520
I went and I.

2064
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:52,680
And what is it made?

2065
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,720
It's made in.

2066
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,640
Oh, it is made in China.

2067
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,040
I thought it was made in Brazil.

2068
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:57,200
But those are the cutting.

2069
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,440
Those are the cutting boards.

2070
01:08:58,440 --> 01:08:59,560
Yeah.

2071
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,040
Well, they did China.

2072
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,520
So they are made in China.

2073
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,800
By the way, dudes like us is producing cutting boards

2074
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:08,240
through our CNC machine, which will be available

2075
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,200
downtown McKinney, Texas at filtered.

2076
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:11,840
Filtered.

2077
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,120
I thought they were manufactured in China.

2078
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:14,760
Which ones?

2079
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:15,320
They were not.

2080
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:17,120
And I thought we were selling them in China.

2081
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:17,960
They're manufactured.

2082
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,800
We'll send them over there for them to cut them.

2083
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,480
We'll bring them back.

2084
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,080
We'll do something else.

2085
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,480
We'll send them back to China.

2086
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,040
So they were handmade in Texas.

2087
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:29,160
The reason why I purchased these cups isn't because of third pride

2088
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:29,660
month.

2089
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:31,400
The reason why I purchased these bugs

2090
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,880
was because the donation went to somebody

2091
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,240
that works in our company.

2092
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:43,040
And they've got acquired immune deficiency syndrome.

2093
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:43,960
AIDS.

2094
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,880
Well, they got AIDS, yeah.

2095
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,000
So you know.

2096
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:51,600
So you know, monkeypox is apparently along those lines.

2097
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,440
You know what?

2098
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:57,560
I heard that monkeypox, the only people that are getting monkeypox

2099
01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,160
are the folks that are vaccinated.

2100
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,160
Are you serious?

2101
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:04,720
Absolutely.

2102
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,960
That's exactly what they said.

2103
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:07,960
They said that the only, in fact,

2104
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,720
homosexual men that have been vaccinated.

2105
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:16,760
Monkeypox is a side effect of the vaccine.

2106
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,040
But it's homosexual men that are getting it.

2107
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:19,640
Wow.

2108
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,200
You didn't know that?

2109
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:20,960
Very interesting.

2110
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,760
And it's like you have to have like excretions and stuff.

2111
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,840
It's not easily transmissible from what I read.

2112
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,320
Wow.

2113
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,280
So it's semen and shit.

2114
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,200
And blood.

2115
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,240
And blood.

2116
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:33,680
Wow.

2117
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:34,800
This took a dark turn.

2118
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,560
Yeah, you know, I'm going to, you know,

2119
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,080
I went from giving you guys a nice gesture.

2120
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,640
I give you a fucking cup with a little rainbow on there.

2121
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,040
And I was like, hey, guys, I love you.

2122
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,040
Nice unicorn, rainbow.

2123
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,680
And it went to a good cause for my company.

2124
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,520
And I was a little disappointed at first.

2125
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,160
I was kind of like, I purchased these.

2126
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,200
And they were like, oh, that's a nice donation.

2127
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,920
I was like, it's because it's for fucking three tumblers.

2128
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,160
And they sent me one tumbler.

2129
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,720
And I was like, hey.

2130
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:00,320
Hey.

2131
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,840
And then I thought, I was like, whatever.

2132
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,280
I guess I just overpay for one.

2133
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:03,560
I'll get it.

2134
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:04,400
And those showed up.

2135
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,480
And I was so excited.

2136
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,760
Yeah, me too.

2137
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,360
Well, it's got the spectrum of colors on there.

2138
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,640
It's got a nice little rainbow.

2139
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,120
That's great.

2140
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,120
I don't know what we're going to use it for.

2141
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,080
Which, by the way, the rainbow, it

2142
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,920
makes me disgusted that the rainbow has been stolen

2143
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:23,080
from what its original intent was, from the Bible.

2144
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,400
It is God's covenant that he will never flood the Earth

2145
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:27,080
again.

2146
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,600
And now look at what it means.

2147
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,360
I thought it had to do with leprechauns and pots of gold.

2148
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:33,840
No.

2149
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,440
Well, that too.

2150
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:38,400
I don't think that part's in the Bible, though.

2151
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,480
Rumpelstiltskin is not in the Genesis?

2152
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:41,360
Rumpelstiltskin?

2153
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,560
No, I'm not sure.

2154
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,680
The book of Rumpelstiltskin?

2155
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,960
Probably the book of Revelations.

2156
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,800
OK.

2157
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,440
And the storm and clouds came in.

2158
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,880
And I was sewing up a batch of petty pudding.

2159
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:55,760
And wow, are you ad libbing this?

2160
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,640
What the hell's wrong with you?

2161
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,000
I was going to do it.

2162
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,560
If he gets another four ounces of Baker's 7,

2163
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,600
this is going to be a dangerous podcast.

2164
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,080
It's going to be the second bad second half.

2165
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,600
So getting back to the foods.

2166
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,120
Foods.

2167
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:14,080
So it sounds like a lot of snack type foods and processed foods.

2168
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:20,400
But you can get hamburger and pizzas and shit like that.

2169
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,480
But look, it's not.

2170
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,280
What does that mean?

2171
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:23,120
You can get those.

2172
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:23,640
What does that mean?

2173
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,440
They have flour.

2174
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,640
They can make pizza doughs.

2175
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,280
Look, man.

2176
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,920
So I try to stay away from that processed food as much as possible.

2177
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:30,440
Oh, I got you.

2178
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:30,640
I got you.

2179
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:31,640
What I was trying to get at.

2180
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,400
What I was trying to get at is that we

2181
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:38,560
have folks that are supposed to be looking out for us.

2182
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,960
FDA, USDA.

2183
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:41,480
Yeah.

2184
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,080
Talk about the money.

2185
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,120
That's what's frustrating.

2186
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,120
So that's why I'm saying we need to.

2187
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,680
But they don't think it's bad.

2188
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,000
Well, it is bad.

2189
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,480
They're trying to improve the food supply.

2190
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:54,800
It's kind of like the studies for the COVID.

2191
01:12:54,800 --> 01:13:00,560
Anything that shows any kind of negative reflection gets bumped away.

2192
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:07,080
And they have so many different tests that are suggesting otherwise.

2193
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,800
And those doctors are being shunned.

2194
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,880
And they're losing their jobs, et cetera, et cetera.

2195
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:18,480
So the US tends to be reactive versus proactive.

2196
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:23,920
And it's like our food is innocent until proven guilty.

2197
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:28,720
Where if you want to sell this, it seems like it would be the opposite.

2198
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,680
Because look, if you have this medicine, they

2199
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:33,560
have to run the medicine through a test.

2200
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,520
So it's got to be innocent.

2201
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,560
It's got to be proven innocent.

2202
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,040
Guilty until proven innocent.

2203
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,480
I think our food should be the same thing.

2204
01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,760
Except the COVID vaccine.

2205
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:47,360
So in Europe, if they want to come out with a new candy bar.

2206
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,240
Called I'm Horny.

2207
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:51,280
There's a, yes, called I'm Horny.

2208
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,040
And there's a new process to make this nougat or whatever.

2209
01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:00,440
So they have to test that, like go through trials.

2210
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:05,560
Well, from what I understand is that if there's, well, it depends.

2211
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:10,600
If you have the basic ingredients that are already FDA or their version

2212
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,040
of FDA approved.

2213
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,000
There's a new form of nougat or something in the middle of this.

2214
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,520
Hey, look, if you've got some sort of unknown thing.

2215
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,760
I guess what we're going to do, guys, we're

2216
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,000
going to add this chemical to it, to the nougat,

2217
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,600
because it's going to make it a little bit softer.

2218
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,920
People are complaining about chipping the teeth.

2219
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:28,040
So we're going to, you know, it's like when we freeze the candy bars,

2220
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,200
they're so frozen it hurts our teeth.

2221
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,280
It's kind of like ice cream.

2222
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,680
You know, when they were freezing the ice cream,

2223
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,080
it was a block of fucking ice.

2224
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,320
Now they've added all this shit to the ice cream so that whatever you.

2225
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:38,360
It's nice and soft.

2226
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:41,120
You take the ice cream out of the refrigerator, the freezer.

2227
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,320
It's like a flask of penis.

2228
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,440
It's still fucking, yeah, it's still coming out.

2229
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,640
You can put it right in your fucking bowl and scoop it.

2230
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,200
It's not the way it was supposed to be.

2231
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,480
It's not fucking ice cream.

2232
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:52,680
The word is ice, not slushy.

2233
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:56,840
I don't think I've ever bought a tub of ice cream from the store where

2234
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,640
it's just exactly what you're saying.

2235
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,000
I'm always having to chip it out of there.

2236
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:05,160
But that's my point is that we've been under this umbrella, this facade,

2237
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,880
for so long that we're oblivious to it.

2238
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,200
Right. But think about it.

2239
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,480
Milk. Can you freeze a gallon of milk?

2240
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,560
Yes. Is it going to be soft?

2241
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:20,600
Yeah, it turns kind of slushy.

2242
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,640
It's a fucking block of ice when it's in there, you know?

2243
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,680
That's what I'm saying. You got ice.

2244
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:29,560
You got milk. You got sugar. But ice cream is not milk.

2245
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,480
It's not ice cream.

2246
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,680
It's they've they've turned it.

2247
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,240
They've turned it into some creams.

2248
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:39,440
Can I pause for a second? You're starting to you're starting to sound like crazy.

2249
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,640
Buzz Lightyear. I know.

2250
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,600
Do you remember when his eyes got cuckoo in the movie?

2251
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:48,320
His eyes went cuckoo and he was like, oh, but it drives me crazy.

2252
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,160
It's like, how do you fucking?

2253
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,920
I mean, you put this shit in your body and it's like, you know,

2254
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,920
like right now, I can't eat ice cream.

2255
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,280
Every time I eat ice cream, I get sick. I can't. I can't.

2256
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,600
I'm telling you, because my kids, they love ice cream.

2257
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,800
You can be lactose intolerant.

2258
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,880
Well, how much are you eating?

2259
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:06,840
Like, I don't know.

2260
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,640
Could be it. I don't know.

2261
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,440
It's a bowl. It's a bowl.

2262
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,520
It's a big bowl.

2263
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:13,440
He's a big salad bowl, but it's a bowl.

2264
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:16,640
He sticks his David Bowie knife and sticks it into the ice cream.

2265
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,680
Just starts eating the whole freaking gallon.

2266
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,600
It's a popsicle. Is that something wrong with that?

2267
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,880
No. But look, it's a bowie.

2268
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,400
Ice cream isn't supposed to be like that.

2269
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,400
There are chemicals that keep that shit soft.

2270
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:29,360
That's my guess.

2271
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:31,520
And those chemicals cannot be good for you.

2272
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:35,440
Well, we've had this conversation about looking at the ingredients.

2273
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:38,200
Yes. If it's if it has like fuck, are you going to know?

2274
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:41,560
No, when it's an eight syllable word, what the hell that shit is.

2275
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:44,040
That is exactly the point. That's called obfuscation.

2276
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:47,560
If there's more than like four ingredients start to be worried.

2277
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:49,440
Right. That's your.

2278
01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:53,160
Look, we're starting to see more and more stuff that says six ingredients.

2279
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:56,560
Have you ever have you ever seen the ingredients of Lay's potato chips?

2280
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,880
That's another thing. No, no, no.

2281
01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,800
You got to stop it.

2282
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:03,440
It is it is salt potato vegetable oil.

2283
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:07,040
Vegetable oil is the worst thing you can fry potato chips with.

2284
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,160
Whatever. But you see my point.

2285
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,720
It is that that's the kind of ingredient I'm not.

2286
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:13,880
Don't get me started on this process.

2287
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,480
Oils that we use to to to to fry our foods.

2288
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,800
That stuff is horrible.

2289
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:21,640
Hydrogenated versus partially hydrogenated versus not hydrogenated.

2290
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:25,880
I get it. It is even more worse than that.

2291
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,000
I don't even know what oil to use anymore.

2292
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:32,120
I mean, sunflower seed oil. Horrible for you. Peanut.

2293
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,680
Peanut oil. I don't know what kind of clan you're hanging out with.

2294
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,480
Peanuts. Peanuts.

2295
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,680
What do you say? Peanuts.

2296
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,320
I thought peanuts were like the worst peanuts to eat.

2297
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:44,880
So why would you want to eat the oil?

2298
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,800
It's a jar of coagulated semen.

2299
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,000
Jesus Christ. What ship are you hanging on?

2300
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,720
Well, that's peanut oil.

2301
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,600
You deep fry in that guy.

2302
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,800
Is this the Top Gun program you've been working on?

2303
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,800
I don't know. You and your semen group.

2304
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,400
Monkey semen. Sailors.

2305
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,440
I don't know. What about olive oils?

2306
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,720
Well, you know, the olive oils are supposed to.

2307
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,480
I know you give Paul shit because he buys like the bad guy.

2308
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,160
Oh, my God. He got all over my ass.

2309
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:14,240
I did. Oh, my God. You're buying the light glass.

2310
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:16,440
Look, you know what? You can't buy the light glass.

2311
01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,800
I come out. I get the dark glass.

2312
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:19,640
I was right.

2313
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,640
But it goes even further than that because I'm thinking, all right,

2314
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,800
well, what is what are Paul's options?

2315
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,000
You know, and I'm thinking, well, what did I buy?

2316
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,680
And then I started digging into what I bought.

2317
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,200
And my body, what I bought was better,

2318
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,800
but it was still fucked up.

2319
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,360
And I was like, as 100 percent virgin olives.

2320
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,840
What are you supposed to go up by then? Right.

2321
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,200
You know, well, they could say whatever they want.

2322
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,840
They could take a fucking shit in a box and fucking sell it to you.

2323
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,480
And it's still going to pass.

2324
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,840
Yeah, but there's laws, right?

2325
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,880
That says you're supposed to FDA.

2326
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:53,360
What they say. They want to be reactive, not proactive.

2327
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,600
Well, when you buy it, when you buy the oil, it says 100 percent virgin olives.

2328
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:59,000
And we're at a point in the United States.

2329
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,760
So what if you guys want that one partner olives?

2330
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,800
Oh, one partner olives, not virgin, but one partner.

2331
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:11,360
We're at a point in the United States where if you start to lay blame to anything,

2332
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:14,520
they're going to come like, hey, look, you don't blame us because you're fat,

2333
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,920
because you've been using our olive oil, all right,

2334
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,680
because you've been going down to fucking McDonald's

2335
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,840
and motherfucking burger and whatever.

2336
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,640
And you've been eating all this processed meat.

2337
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,560
You can't blame us for that.

2338
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,600
Right. But you can.

2339
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,680
I don't know.

2340
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:34,680
The foods are a big issue right now because I'm troubled

2341
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:38,320
because I have to eat every day and I'm afraid to eat.

2342
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:41,840
OK, well, I let me correct you that you don't have to eat every day.

2343
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,120
Well, you don't have to eat.

2344
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,240
You have to eat. There are some people that fast.

2345
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,240
Shut up. You could fast.

2346
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,960
I look, I'm eating less now than I have ever let you know what?

2347
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:56,840
I give Jeff shit because he and his wife split food all the time.

2348
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,800
And you know what my wife and I did last night?

2349
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,440
You split food. Yeah.

2350
01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:02,840
And it was perfectly fine, wasn't it? Yeah.

2351
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:06,120
And then you wake up at one o'clock in the morning and like sneak downstairs

2352
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,240
and start binge eating everything.

2353
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,720
Yeah, he was giving me shit because we split a Mexican, you know, big Mexican meal.

2354
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,240
No, we are so full of shit.

2355
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:15,000
His plate was like two enchiladas.

2356
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,440
Ten pounds of food.

2357
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:18,280
Come on. Get the fuck out of here.

2358
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,800
Get the fuck out of here.

2359
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,760
You hold on, you ordered two enchiladas and you ate one.

2360
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,760
It was a combo plate.

2361
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,160
Here's this rationale.

2362
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,280
There can't be two enchiladas on a combo plate.

2363
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:31,160
It was a combo plate.

2364
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,440
So you have like a cheese enchilada, beef enchilada,

2365
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,520
you have taco and guacamole.

2366
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:38,200
There was more shit on the plate. Come on.

2367
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,680
You get your beans and rice.

2368
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,000
There was more shit on the plate.

2369
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,080
Because you had half of them.

2370
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:46,040
I had my own. I had a full plate.

2371
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:48,360
No, I had one bowl of chips.

2372
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,000
Listen, guys.

2373
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,200
Our first half is done.

2374
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,840
I know I've been away.

2375
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,120
We're back.

2376
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,760
I've been away. I've been away.

2377
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,200
I need to help you guys out.

2378
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,400
I know you've been squabbling.

2379
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,960
All right. Well, my name's Paul.

2380
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:04,960
I'm Jeff.

2381
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:07,640
Wow.

2382
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:25,360
And I think we're still doing the second half, so we'll catch you later.