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What are you, Fugazi?

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Nice!

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Nice!

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Well done.

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That's disturbed, right?

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Yes.

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Lord.

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Or Fugazi.

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I don't know which one.

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Unbelievable.

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Unbelievable.

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And if you can't tell, this is the second half of the podcast.

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Thanks, Geoff, for overpouring.

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I had nothing to do with that.

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Well done.

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I blame Paul because he's the one who's overpouring.

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This is June 14th.

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Students like us, we finished the first half talking about how our kids are ungrateful about...

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Entitled.

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They're entitled.

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Delirious.

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Because we sent them to college and...

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They look like kings and queens.

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After college, it's...

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And they're the future of this country.

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They are, but where were we after college?

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And we're screwed.

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We were struggling.

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I was broke.

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Yeah, we were all broke after college.

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I mean, it's nothing the way the kids have it now.

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They will be broke because, well, hopefully they won't be.

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We'll see what happens.

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They won't be because you'll fund them.

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And they're the perfect...

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Well, we will.

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I will fund them.

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They're the perfect byproduct of our design.

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Oops, we're at fault.

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Right.

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So, I mean, we had...

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Landmine.

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...Jeff, one of the dudes on Gus, was talking about one of the first jobs he had was working

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at a place where there's tires.

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Because every time we go to the Costco, Jeff's got a

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sense of smell in those tires, walking by there is...

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He's like, I can't handle it.

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I can't handle it.

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I can't handle it.

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I gotta...

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Keep walking.

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I'm going to throw up.

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Yeah.

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Seriously.

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And I get that because there are sounds, there are smells that trigger our past that just

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make us...

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I mean, I get it.

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Well, this is a smell.

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I worked in a tire warehouse, and it had five million tires in it.

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And I worked there...

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That's a lot of tires.

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That's a lot of tires.

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And just imagine, you walk by Costco, there's maybe, I don't know, 300 tires maybe?

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I've never really thought about that.

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You walk in there and...

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I've never counted.

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...this warehouse had millions of tires.

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And it was terrible.

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But no, no, let's put this in perspective.

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Do you think there's 300 tires in Costco?

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No, there's got to be more than 300 tires.

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I have no idea.

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I don't know.

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In that area right there, I bet there's probably two, 300 tires right there.

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I've never gone into the tire section, ever.

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Yeah, it's not as big as you think.

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Mistakes.

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Probably two, three...

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It smells like rubber.

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It smells like tire.

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And magnify that by a thousand.

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Kind of like when you late at night come home with your...

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You know, this is...

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I know.

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I think I know what you're going with.

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Anyway, I don't want to get back into...

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Not the same rubber.

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I don't want to get back into the whole tire warehouse story, but...

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The point where you fart and it smells like rubber?

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No.

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All right, go on, Charlie.

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What I want to...

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Your farts smell like rubber?

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Mine don't.

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Yeah, he does.

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Mine does.

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He smells like...

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No, no, Paul...

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It smells like combo burners.

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Paul lubes up his farts.

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Mine smell like rubber.

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Mine smells like bubbles out, like Sean's did downstairs.

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Cranberries, cherries.

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Lime lock.

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Mine smells like a stone fruit.

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Teak wood.

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No, no, maybe an egg.

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Okay, can you move on?

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Anyway...

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Good Lord.

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Stone fruit.

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It's not a peach.

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You smell of tires every time you came home.

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Yeah, so anyway, I don't want to get back into that one, but I want to talk about some

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of the first jobs we had, whether through high school, through college, and maybe immediately

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after college, if we didn't get into our regular workload.

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Real job.

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Real job that we're doing today, right?

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Because I know I've held quite a few that have been not real good, right?

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And the tire warehouse was one of them.

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And I'll lead this off.

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The other one that I think of is I worked for the county fairgrounds the summer between

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I graduated high school and before I left college.

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So I was 18.

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And it was my job to prepare the county fairgrounds for the county fair.

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And what that meant is painting buildings, painting...

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Oh, wow.

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These big display barns.

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They're basically like big barns is what they were.

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It was my job.

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And this guy...

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So I went there and I was getting...

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It was me and some other guy, both 18.

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And he hired a bunch of homeless guys as well.

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Oh, wow.

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So it was me...

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So it bundled you in with a bunch of homeless guys.

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Correct.

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And they'd come smelling the booze.

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And I'm not saying they weren't hard workers, but they were there to get money to go buy

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more booze.

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Did you drink booze with them?

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No, I did not.

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No, did not.

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No, did not.

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Did you want to?

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No, I did not.

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And these guys were nice.

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They treated me fine and everything like that.

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He just won't bite.

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But you know, I wasn't really exposed to that, right?

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You know, these guys lived on the street, just alcoholics, hard core.

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I'll suck you real good.

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Right?

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And they're there.

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That makes extra money.

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And their life was...

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So it was eye opening for you.

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It was.

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And I was there and we were painting these.

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We were up on these three-story scaffolding, painting this stuff.

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Good Lord.

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Three stories?

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Yeah, three stories.

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That's like OSHA warranty.

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And the alcoholic built the scaffolding.

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Great.

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Oh, wow.

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So he's like, I was a painter at one time and I know how to do all this stuff.

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So he built it and it was fine.

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We didn't follow anything.

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But anyway, some of the stuff we had to do was we had to build the demolition derby track

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or whatever you want to call it, pit or whatever you want to call it, arena.

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And part of that was to line the arena with...

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Tires.

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No, with telephone poles.

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No, I was being serious.

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Sorry.

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Telephone poles.

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Oh, okay.

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Are those the ones that have been soaked?

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Soaked in creosote.

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Oh, good Lord.

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So these things are soaked in creosote and we had to cut some down.

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And I don't know if you've ever tried to use a chainsaw with it.

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Creosote.

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Creosote soaked.

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Yeah, it doesn't work very well.

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It does not.

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No, in fact, that's like a horrible way to do it.

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That'll slip right off onto your leg.

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Yeah, and I remember there were about four or five of us down there and one guy had the

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chainsaw and he's trying to cut this thing and it was not happening very well and it

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just took forever.

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And we finally got it cut down and we had to lift the telephone pole, somewhere full

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size, so we're having to carry these telephone poles, which are extremely heavy.

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My God.

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Because it's a log for one thing, but then it's soaked in all this creosote.

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So we're having to carry this.

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And you get cancer on that trip.

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Oh, no shit.

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How many years of your life was being sapped every moment you carried this thing?

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Right, and one of the things-

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Because I think those things are also, and now we're gone.

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I'm trying to think what chemicals-

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Well, anyways, they gave us gloves because they're like, yeah, the creosote's really

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bad for you.

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Oh.

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Oh, how about the-

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So they're like, oh, you're wearing short sleeves, so it's all up on your arms, all

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that.

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Oh, it's in your face.

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Yeah, I have gloves.

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Yeah, I have gloves, so it's not on my hands, but it's all on my arms.

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No gloves, no gloves.

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Wow.

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So we did that.

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And the other day was, or this is just another day, is we had to re-black-

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Arsenic.

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That was the other chemical.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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It's bad.

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Yeah, I heard that.

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Creosote, but arsenic's even worse.

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Yeah, creosote's bad.

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That's why it's twitchy.

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Because arsenic's-

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That's why my hair turned gray so young, is why.

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Oh, there we go.

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It tricks your dick, too.

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It explains a lot of things, actually.

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Could explain that as well.

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But the other one was-

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Enlarges your butt.

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This is one of those life lessons that I've tried to pass down to the kids.

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So we had to re-black-top a section of road.

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Oh, the tar.

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And it was the really thin tar.

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Was this in Ohio?

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It was in Ohio.

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Right.

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Thank God.

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So it was, we had a big 55-gallon barrel of this stuff.

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And it wasn't black-top, it was the really runny-

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Sealer.

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It's a sealant.

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Tar.

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Yeah.

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Right?

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That we would place on top of it to kind of help fill in the cracks.

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And it was all, when it was done, it would look great.

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It was black, and it was smooth.

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But you could run it, we had squeegees.

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Yeah.

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And we were just running it out.

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Oh my God.

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Well, I had shorts on that day.

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Oh no.

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And I learned when I got home that this stuff splatters, and you just can't pick tar out

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of your leg hairs.

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No, it's still there.

276
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I can see it on your leg now.

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You have to cut it out.

278
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I thought that was a shit stain.

279
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Yeah.

280
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We've been wondering, what are those black dots all over your legs?

281
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So I had all these little balls.

282
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I didn't realize he was wearing a thong.

283
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It was shorts.

284
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Right.

285
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So I had all these little balls all over my legs, and it was these tar balls all over

286
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my leg hairs.

287
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My God, how horrible.

288
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And it was terrible.

289
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And I was trying to pull them out at first, and I was like, this is terrible.

290
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So I had my mom having to cut all these things out of my legs.

291
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You shaved your legs.

292
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No, I didn't shave, but she had to cut all these tar balls.

293
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Did she cut them or shave?

294
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No, she cut them out.

295
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Don't you dare move to the balls, Sean.

296
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No.

297
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I was wearing shorts.

298
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The balls were protected.

299
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Okay.

300
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There.

301
00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,840
There was no tar on the paint.

302
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It was between creases and folds, you know?

303
00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,840
Right.

304
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No, it was-

305
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Is this when transgender thoughts came into play?

306
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No, I did not want to be a woman at that point.

307
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,480
Okay.

308
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No.

309
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Oh, so what point was it?

310
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It was later.

311
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,480
He did kind of lead into that.

312
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At that point in life, I had not thought about it yet.

313
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So we had to do that.

314
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Well, you could see it cutting off balls.

315
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But you know, it was labor, right?

316
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It was hard labor that we were doing, and we had to-

317
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I thought it was hot.

318
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It was during the summer, right?

319
00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,680
Oh, of course.

320
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Because the fair was in August.

321
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So through June, so when I graduated in May, so June and July-

322
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How heavy were you back then?

323
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,600
Were you-

324
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I was under 200 pounds.

325
00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,840
Under 200?

326
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Yeah.

327
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He was ripped.

328
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He was chiseled.

329
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Were you like, what was your daily diet?

330
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,360
I mean, you're working at the fair, so to speak.

331
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I couldn't tell you.

332
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I was in the fair.

333
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Were there funnel cakes and corn dogs?

334
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Corn dogs.

335
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,360
During the fair, yeah, that's what I was eating.

336
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Yeah.

337
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360
But during the-

338
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No, but he was young, and he was like, eating in shape.

339
00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,360
I was 18.

340
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,360
Totally in shape.

341
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,360
I was 18, right?

342
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,360
I was in shape.

343
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,360
Yeah.

344
00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,360
And now it would kill me.

345
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But-

346
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,080
He was carrying around telephone poles, for God's sake.

347
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,080
Yeah.

348
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,080
And another thing is-

349
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Double-fist and corn dogs.

350
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,560
You know, you hear about people being country strong.

351
00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,560
Richard Martin.

352
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,040
You hear about people being country strong.

353
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:53,400
I understand that because we had to- this huge truck showed up with probably 500 bales

354
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of hay.

355
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,400
Oh my God.

356
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,160
And it was my job to unload it with a couple other guys.

357
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So there was one guy up top who was flinging them off, and they had these cables wrapped

358
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000
around them.

359
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000
There's full bales of hay.

360
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,040
I don't know how much they weigh, 40, 50 pounds a piece, at least.

361
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,040
Oh my God.

362
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,760
And it was our job to take them off of this and then stack them.

363
00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,040
So we were carrying them and stacking them and throwing them up.

364
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,040
Good.

365
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,040
And it was- that's what I did all day.

366
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:22,040
And at the end of the day, that was probably the worst I felt after the day, after doing

367
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,040
that.

368
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,840
And this is all for a whopping $7 an hour?

369
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,840
Not even that.

370
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,840
No, no way.

371
00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,120
Hello, do you know how the pyramids were built?

372
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,120
Please.

373
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,120
Not even that.

374
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120
Probably minimum wage.

375
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,120
What'd they get paid?

376
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,120
Probably three and a quarter.

377
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,120
Not dying.

378
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,120
Yeah.

379
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,120
Right.

380
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,120
Breath.

381
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,680
I probably got three and a half to four bucks an hour.

382
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,680
That's unbelievable.

383
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:46,840
Yeah, I love how we still have like Rockefellers and people who made their fortune killing

384
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:52,160
people for zero cents and zero protection, zero OSHA to make their fortune.

385
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:58,160
Like they were in a specific time in the period of lack of legislation where they could kill

386
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,360
you to make a fortune.

387
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360
Right.

388
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,840
And you're saying their descendants are still living-

389
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,840
Right.

390
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,840
Yeah.

391
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,840
Total opulence.

392
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,520
And these are the revolutionaries of our time.

393
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,600
I'm like, great.

394
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,840
You're no different than the pharaohs who killed people to build the pyramids.

395
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,840
Great.

396
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,840
Good for you.

397
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,120
But by the way, enjoy your riches, but own it.

398
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,720
Yeah, yeah, my dad was a modern day slave owner.

399
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,720
That's okay.

400
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,720
Own it.

401
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,720
Right.

402
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,720
Just keep your money, but own it.

403
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,440
What were the reparations on that?

404
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,440
None.

405
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,440
Yeah.

406
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,880
Because that's, by the way, so-

407
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,080
That's almost trackable.

408
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,200
I love his story.

409
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,180
We're not going to lose track of where we are with kids today.

410
00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:38,260
We're going to divert for a second to say that's when unions were a good thing because

411
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:40,120
people were abused and-

412
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,120
There was a use for it.

413
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,120
Well, unions are coming back.

414
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,120
No, no.

415
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,320
Okay, so I disagree then because in a time they made sense.

416
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,320
There was no Osha.

417
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,840
There was no thing.

418
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,840
You climbed skyscrapers.

419
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,280
You built the Empire stamp building.

420
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,280
You died and you got nothing.

421
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

422
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,840
Now there are entities that are supposed to cover that kind of stuff.

423
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,840
Right.

424
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,840
Now there's fair play.

425
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,560
I'm like, we don't need unions anymore.

426
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,880
Yeah, but they are coming back.

427
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,880
That's what's interesting.

428
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880
But why?

429
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880
There's no abuse.

430
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,880
Where?

431
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,360
Starbucks has battled with it.

432
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,240
Amazon has battled with it.

433
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,240
They're trying.

434
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,840
I'm just saying there seems to be a push for more unionization.

435
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:19,880
How do you lobby that when you make 15 to 20 an hour to move a box from here to here?

436
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,640
I just know that I'm reading more and more about unions in the news.

437
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,160
I think they're trying, right?

438
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,840
Because you've got these huge conglomerates like Amazon.

439
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,000
Well, what's the benefit of having a union?

440
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,560
Well, back in the day it was-

441
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,360
The board gets rich.

442
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:40,680
Well, no, back in the day it was my father died up on this thing.

443
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:41,760
He can't provide anymore.

444
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,840
You're not going to give us anything.

445
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,560
They were physically at threat of dying.

446
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,000
So that was the spirit of it.

447
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,040
An Amazon employee stands.

448
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,680
I've been to their fulfillment centers.

449
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,480
They stand.

450
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,600
A robot brings something.

451
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,640
They pick it up and they move it to there.

452
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,640
You're not in harm.

453
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,640
Oh my God, that sounds awful.

454
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,560
You're in climate controlled.

455
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,780
You have all these things.

456
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:08,640
You're getting 15 or 20 an hour to do no mental thing.

457
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,880
Sorry.

458
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,000
But that is not today's deal.

459
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,720
What you are is you're saying Amazon's making ridiculous money turning me into a stool pigeon.

460
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,840
I'm jealous so I want to sue them.

461
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,160
That's not appropriate.

462
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:29,920
I think any union in 2022, you're going to have a hard case to tell me you need to exist.

463
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,920
That's my platform.

464
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:36,480
I think the one Amazon worker that's listening to our podcast would be very disagreeable

465
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,640
with what I would love for them to convince me.

466
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,800
And if they do, I'll go I'm wrong.

467
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:44,240
But right until you can their counterpoint, right?

468
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,120
You know, Amazon is such a big why?

469
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,960
It's such a big company that that there's probably a million different roles.

470
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,960
Right.

471
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,960
Okay.

472
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:58,960
But I have heard consistently they push, they push, they push, not necessarily the factory

473
00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,960
workers, the drivers.

474
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,040
They have serious metrics.

475
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,040
The drivers.

476
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:07,080
Yes, the drivers are held to these these metrics.

477
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,160
I literally and the reason why I know this is because when I watch the guys pull up,

478
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,160
they run to the door, they run to the truck and they speed off.

479
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,080
I'm like, dude, dude, really?

480
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:21,160
Are you being held to something that or are they trying where they're taking a shit in

481
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,160
a can, right?

482
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:27,200
Or the truck or are they are they trying to hit their own numbers to get like a big bonus?

483
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,200
I don't know.

484
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200
Okay.

485
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,800
I'm not being personally motivated.

486
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,560
But that also turns into driving recklessly.

487
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,560
Correct.

488
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,560
Sure.

489
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,280
But I have heard stories where the drivers are like, what the fuck?

490
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,640
Listen, can we keep up with this?

491
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:45,000
You don't you don't think Amazon's legal counsels analyzing all of that and knowing

492
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,200
those outcomes.

493
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,200
You would think so.

494
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:53,040
And if a guy chooses a guy or gal chooses one way or the other, they know it doesn't

495
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:58,320
even make sense to chip cheat someone out of two dollars an hour to get sued for 10

496
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320
million dollars.

497
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,000
Especially when they're making as much money as they are.

498
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,720
So they're not doing that.

499
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,720
Yeah.

500
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,720
Maybe you're right.

501
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,560
Look, if you're playing the long game like in A to Z, Jeff Bezos does.

502
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,240
He was schlepping books in 1991.

503
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,800
He grew this thing.

504
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,560
Everyone wants to hate him now.

505
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,960
He grew a concept that was stupid.

506
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,320
He's like, I'm going to sell books.

507
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,320
Right.

508
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,320
Yeah, that's right.

509
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,320
Because it has the most inventory and people will like it.

510
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:29,880
Amazon with their smile from A to Z, right, how they do everything, everything.

511
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,240
He was smart enough to do an amazing thing.

512
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:38,960
Now we're all mad at him because he makes like a bazillion dollars in one second that

513
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960
we don't make.

514
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Fuck that.

515
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:46,360
I hate people that hate democracy, that hate a guy that, oh, you're too successful now.

516
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,360
So suck it.

517
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:51,200
Now, look, they're paying 15, 18, 20 dollars an hour.

518
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:57,200
You have a job that is whatever stress level you want to choose for the aspirational bonus

519
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200
or not.

520
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,200
Right.

521
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,120
You pick it, you voluntarily accept it, you go, you do.

522
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,080
By the way, at 501, you don't think about work.

523
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,080
Right.

524
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,400
How many of us at 501 are still thinking about work?

525
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,920
Oh yeah, Bezos is still thinking about work.

526
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,400
A lot of people are.

527
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,880
And that's, by the way, that's okay.

528
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:19,080
Just I don't want the double standard of I want the compensation of people who think

529
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,360
about work at 501, but I don't want to think about work at 501.

530
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,360
So, right.

531
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,920
So I get what Bezos built.

532
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,760
He built this amazing dynasty.

533
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,760
And he has transformed our world for the better.

534
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,120
He has, except, have you seen the rocket he built?

535
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,800
It's shaped like a penis.

536
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,160
It looks like the most grotesque penis I've ever seen.

537
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,160
But you know what?

538
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,120
But that's the most optimal design for penetration.

539
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,240
And you have to penetrate through the atmosphere.

540
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,240
That's true.

541
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,240
We have cosmos and biology.

542
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,240
Through the vagina layer.

543
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,240
But it's true.

544
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,040
And Elon Musk didn't design his like that.

545
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,400
Well that's because he decided not to make it like a shape like a penis.

546
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,880
So what does his look like?

547
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880
A vagina.

548
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,880
No, that's more like a parachute.

549
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,880
It can't.

550
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880
That's coming down the shape of a vagina.

551
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:06,480
It looks like a mildly, well time out, a mildly inverted vagina.

552
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480
Oh, gotcha.

553
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,400
All right, well why does it bother you that Jeff Bezos decided to build his like a penis?

554
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,400
Why does that bother you?

555
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400
I'm joking.

556
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,400
I was making a joke.

557
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,760
Sidebar, does everyone remember about six years ago when Elon was almost broke?

558
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,760
Oh yeah.

559
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,160
He went bankrupt once or twice.

560
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:26,400
Like Tesla had the batteries and SpaceX was crashing and no one cared about him and now

561
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,080
he's on top.

562
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:33,880
But no one remembers he did like could any of you sleep at night the way he had to not

563
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,880
sleep at night?

564
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,880
Right.

565
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880
No.

566
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880
Well he doesn't sleep a whole lot.

567
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880
Period.

568
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,120
I mean his brain works on different levels.

569
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:45,920
I think one of you guys sent me this where he, a YouTuber was interviewing him.

570
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,920
I sent that to you.

571
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,480
Yes, that was fascinating.

572
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,200
If that was real, it looked real.

573
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200
Yeah.

574
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:58,480
Well it was like he's talking about the engines and how they were needing some sort of apparatus

575
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,480
for the transfer.

576
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:05,600
And he was like, yeah those are going to have those and arguably they need them on the other

577
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,560
ones too now that he started thinking about it.

578
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,560
And thank you.

579
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,560
You think he said thank you?

580
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,560
Yes he did.

581
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,560
He absolutely did.

582
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:16,120
What's funny is the guy said something he goes, well that's just for the boosters what

583
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,320
about for the main rocket?

584
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,320
You could see Elon's going.

585
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,440
Yes.

586
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:27,720
He literally starts to talk and he stops and he goes, well that's a good point.

587
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,720
It was amazing.

588
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,720
It was an amazing moment.

589
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,320
And then he concedes and says thank you.

590
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,740
And then he goes, we're going to fix that.

591
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,760
And then I guess they had a follow up interview later, like months later.

592
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,720
That it worked, whatever that idea was.

593
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,160
That's beautiful leadership.

594
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,800
You don't have all the answers.

595
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800
Right.

596
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,200
Listen, I do this with my employees.

597
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,520
I say here's my opinion.

598
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,520
Right.

599
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,520
Prove me I'm wrong.

600
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,520
Right.

601
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:56,760
And they get to go and then I go, fuck that's way better.

602
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,000
And we high five and we go do it.

603
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Right.

604
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,040
Like that's how you, it's not about you or you or you.

605
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,000
It's about the collective advancing.

606
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
Right.

607
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:15,920
And to pivot back to Jeff, I think a lot of Jeff's stories are about working hard in uncomfortable

608
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,920
situations.

609
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,920
Right.

610
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:25,360
So I have a theory for this generation, which we are all the same, we're raising kids in

611
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:29,440
and my theory is called the suffer index.

612
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,440
Okay.

613
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:36,160
And when we grew up, the suffer index was naturally occurring.

614
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,160
Right.

615
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:42,960
And what that meant was we grew up, whether our home was solid or broken, abusive orphanage

616
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,440
or normal.

617
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,400
When you couldn't afford something, there was a hit behind the back of your head that

618
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,320
said dumb ass, we can't afford that.

619
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,640
And the bad guy was this nameless faceless thing called society.

620
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,800
And we were a certain station in life.

621
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,880
And we just didn't ask for those things.

622
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:07,200
And we grew up and we worked hard manually, whatever, at a job, whether it was Dunkin'

623
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,520
Donuts or building a house or doing what we did.

624
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:18,520
Well, then we all advanced on the back of that tar in our legs and the shit we did.

625
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,520
Right.

626
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:24,600
And then our kids don't, because we aspire deep down, Jeff, we don't want our kids to

627
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,800
do that.

628
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,520
Deep down in some ways, we hope they don't have to experience that.

629
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,520
I think I'm different.

630
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,920
I want my boys to experience.

631
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,920
Well, now you do.

632
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:39,800
But subconsciously, your intention was, I don't want you to I want you to achieve the

633
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,800
same.

634
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,800
You want something better for your kids.

635
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Right.

636
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800
Right.

637
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:48,400
And so I want them maybe not necessarily do what I did, but I want them to go out and

638
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,640
have the struggles that we did.

639
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,160
At least just replace that with suffer index.

640
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,160
That's my coin.

641
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,080
At least before before their real job.

642
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,080
Correct.

643
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,680
But the suffer index is in result with the suffer index.

644
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,960
So the suffer index is needed.

645
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,960
Right.

646
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:12,560
Everyone needs to go do things that terrify them, that hurt them, that make them struggle

647
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,640
and test their fortitude.

648
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,680
That make them go, man, I want to quit.

649
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,680
And then they don't.

650
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,680
Right.

651
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,680
Right.

652
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,120
Because what I don't want to happen, and here's my mindset, is I don't want them to get to

653
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:29,040
the point where they graduate college, then all of a sudden, reality smacks them in the

654
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,680
face.

655
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,280
I want them to know what reality looks like now.

656
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280
Well, I did.

657
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280
Right.

658
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,600
So when they graduate and they're like, well, how come I'm not just given a job making this

659
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,000
much money and I can afford this apartment or this house or this car?

660
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
That's not reality.

661
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,320
I'm supposed to have all that stuff.

662
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,320
Right.

663
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,320
Well, where's it all at?

664
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,880
I used to have all this stuff.

665
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,240
It's been given to me.

666
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,680
I don't really understand where all that money's come from.

667
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,680
Right.

668
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,680
All this stuff.

669
00:21:54,680 --> 00:22:00,240
I want my boys to experience some of that upfront, maybe not to the extent that I did,

670
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,200
but to experience it and at least understand it.

671
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:07,260
So when they do graduate college, and maybe they're lucky, there's exceptions out there

672
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:13,200
to the rule, but the majority of people graduate and it's a struggle.

673
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,480
And I don't want them to be shocked by that.

674
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,680
That's where I want to help them to understand that.

675
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:23,240
Man, this is a great topic and I couldn't agree more.

676
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:28,520
The hard part is we have to manufacture that struggle as parents.

677
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520
Today we do.

678
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,880
Because it's not naturally occurring in the United States.

679
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,360
It's especially not naturally occurring in the Frisco bubble.

680
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,360
Correct.

681
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360
Listen, you grew up in Ohio.

682
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,120
I was born in Ohio.

683
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,840
I grew up in Rochester, New York, but poor.

684
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,560
Where we live is so not real.

685
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:52,400
It's not a real representation of the United States of America in any shape.

686
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,160
It is top 1%.

687
00:22:54,160 --> 00:23:01,000
If you want to put it to 3% because it's not Malibu or Manhattan, it is ridiculous.

688
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,400
And these kids don't know any different.

689
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,720
They don't know.

690
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,160
So here's the problem.

691
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,660
The other book I want to write is My Children's Villain.

692
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:13,920
The greatest villain in my child's life is me.

693
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:19,000
When we were growing up, the villain was the man, society.

694
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,760
We can't afford X.

695
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:25,000
So it's this nameless, faceless villain that you don't get mad at.

696
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,480
We just say, hit him in the head.

697
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,760
We can't afford that.

698
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,600
That's not our place.

699
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:37,640
My kids, your kids, all of your kids know we can buy them just about anything they want.

700
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,640
And we do.

701
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,640
No?

702
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:45,920
So when you don't, so listen Paul, when we don't, their child lodging.

703
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,920
My toy, not theirs.

704
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,920
Oh, I'm sorry.

705
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,920
I got confused.

706
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,920
Well listen.

707
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,920
This is what I do.

708
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,920
This makes sense.

709
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,000
Their child logic goes, wait, you can buy me these things.

710
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,200
You choose not to buy me those things.

711
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,280
Why don't you love me?

712
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,080
Why are you loving me less?

713
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,200
So we have a hurdle.

714
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:14,400
That's the chasm we have to overcome from what Jeff just described, which it was naturally

715
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,400
occurring when he grew up.

716
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,000
That is the bridge we have to get across.

717
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
But you know what?

718
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,640
There are times when we'll be driving down to Houston or something and then we'll be

719
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,920
going through construction and it'll be 105 degrees during the summer and then we'll see

720
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:37,320
this poor construction crew melting on the freeway.

721
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:42,840
And I will, or my wife will be like, listen, that's a brutal job.

722
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,000
And no disrespect to construction workers, man.

723
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,040
Total respect.

724
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:50,360
But we say to our kids, do you want that kind of job?

725
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:56,280
Sometimes you need to think about where you're going career-wise, where you're going, like

726
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,280
your college degree.

727
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:02,240
Otherwise, you may end up on a highway crew, right?

728
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,880
Because a lot of those guys, I think, don't have college degrees, right?

729
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:11,920
So sometimes we, and that's just an example, but sometimes, or we say, the assistant manager

730
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:16,080
at a, not a Chick-fil-A, but like a KFC, right?

731
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,680
We try to tell them, this is why education is important.

732
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:26,280
This is why drive and ambition is important because you need to think about where you

733
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,960
need, want to end up.

734
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,260
You have a family to support.

735
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:31,200
You have a lifestyle you want to support.

736
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,900
You have a certain amount of money you want to make.

737
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,160
You need to plan for that.

738
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,160
You need to think about that.

739
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,160
Right?

740
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,160
What do they say to that?

741
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,160
Go.

742
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,160
They just listen.

743
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,160
They listen.

744
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,160
They do.

745
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,160
They just listen.

746
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,160
So go ahead, Sean, what are you going to say?

747
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,720
Well, education is important.

748
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:52,800
The drive and ambition is more important than the education because there are a lot of successful

749
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,800
people that don't require education to be successful.

750
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800
I agree.

751
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,120
Elon Musk is, I don't know, is he a college graduate?

752
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,120
I don't know if he is.

753
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,120
He's not?

754
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,000
That's a great question.

755
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,320
You know, but what he does, but one of the things that he had shared is that there are

756
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:17,320
a lot of great minds out there and they don't require nurturing from the point of some sort

757
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,700
of state school.

758
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,840
They require nurturing from your parents.

759
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:27,200
They require nurturing from within and self-worth and without those elements.

760
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,200
Okay.

761
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,280
So he has two bachelor's degrees.

762
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Dropped out.

763
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Well, no, hold on.

764
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,720
Two bachelor's degrees but dropped out of his PhD program.

765
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,720
Right.

766
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,520
He was too busy building the...

767
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,920
Yeah, he probably didn't want to waste time.

768
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,920
It's like Zuckerberg.

769
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,320
He doesn't have a college degree or does Bill Gates.

770
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,400
How about the Twitter guy?

771
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400
What about Mark?

772
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,400
What's his name?

773
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,400
Elon Musk.

774
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,400
Zuckerberg.

775
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,400
No, no, no, no.

776
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,400
The older...

777
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,400
No, no, no.

778
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400
The Mavericks owner.

779
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,400
A Cubist.

780
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,400
A Cubist.

781
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,400
Yes, he does.

782
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,680
That's where he launched broadcast.com before he sold it.

783
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,640
Was in Indiana or Ohio.

784
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,640
Was in Indiana.

785
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:15,120
But, I will totally agree with Sean that college means very little to your outcome.

786
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,120
I think it's overrated.

787
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:20,080
And one of the greatest marketing cons of our generation, it's probably a whole other

788
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,440
topic another day.

789
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,440
Yeah.

790
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440
No, I think it's completely overrated.

791
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,560
Was universities saying you have to have it and increasing it?

792
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,560
It's life.

793
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,560
Yeah.

794
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,560
It's everything you touch with.

795
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,440
It's the grooming from kindergarten to elementary, middle to high school.

796
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,640
The next step is to college.

797
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,800
And it would seem fair that that's what you could do, but there needs to be more programs

798
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,560
out there that groom air conditioner folks.

799
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,560
At that high school level.

800
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,560
Trades.

801
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,560
Totally.

802
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,560
Trades schools.

803
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,560
Absolutely.

804
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,560
Not just automobile.

805
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,560
Yeah, they did away with shop.

806
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,560
It's crazy.

807
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,560
Wood shop, car, auto.

808
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,080
There's people that strived going to the auto shop.

809
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,400
What do they call that?

810
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,320
The auto shop where they build cars every year.

811
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Yeah, mechanic.

812
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,320
Tech.

813
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,320
Tech or tech class.

814
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,760
All those classes are important.

815
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,960
And I feel that the schools are doing an injustice for the kids.

816
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,960
They really are.

817
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,600
They don't know how to fucking change their tires.

818
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,520
Listen, they're focused on money at the undergrad level and we all know it.

819
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,240
It was the greatest marketing campaign for 20 years.

820
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,400
It doesn't serve the trades.

821
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,400
It's a little bit of a trade.

822
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,640
Not the trades, but I will say there are certain industries, right?

823
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,360
There's certain disciplines, right?

824
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,360
Medical.

825
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,440
That require a degree.

826
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,440
Math, science.

827
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,440
Correct.

828
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,440
STEM.

829
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,160
There absolutely are certain disciplines, certain industries that you got to go the

830
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,680
full distance, right?

831
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,200
But there are a ton.

832
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:53,120
If you're just going there to get the most basic business degree possible, or if you

833
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,520
don't even know why you're there and maybe you should just go into trade, I mean, who's

834
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,120
the guy, Dirty Jobs guy?

835
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,600
Oh yeah, he's great.

836
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Micro.

837
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,640
He's a massive proponent of trade school stuff.

838
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,640
Oh yeah, big club.

839
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,840
Like, hey guys, think about trade school.

840
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,840
It's electrical.

841
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840
It is plumbing.

842
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840
It's welding.

843
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,840
It's HVAC.

844
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,840
I mean, it goes on and on and on and on.

845
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,840
That's a good living.

846
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,840
That is a good living.

847
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840
Oh, good living.

848
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840
And you're your own boss.

849
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,200
You're your own boss in a lot of those situations.

850
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,200
I actually did this economic lesson to my 17-year-old son.

851
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,640
I said, so if we took the wealthiest people in the world and all their billions and they

852
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:37,240
all gave one million, and the US, we gave 330 million Americans a million dollars.

853
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,240
Right.

854
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,840
Like I said, do you think this is a good thing?

855
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840
And he's like, yeah.

856
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,840
And I think that's terrible.

857
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,840
Terrible.

858
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:45,840
And he said, why?

859
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,160
I said, because you're going to roll up the Chick-fil-A tomorrow and no one's working.

860
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,260
That's right.

861
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:56,280
And I said, unfortunately, here's the, everyone tune out who doesn't like reality on the listening

862
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,280
cast.

863
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:02,000
We need a pyramid of people who are going to work the miserable desperation jobs that

864
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
don't want to do anything else.

865
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,920
And they, because they don't believe in themselves or they don't think bigger than that.

866
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:13,280
And they're like, just fulfilling 20 Chick-fil-A sandwich orders a day is my mantra.

867
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,040
What is it called?

868
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,040
If I give you my...

869
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,040
Oh, no.

870
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,040
You said something earlier.

871
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,200
The factor, the suffering factor.

872
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,920
Oh, suffer factor.

873
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,920
That is the suffer factor.

874
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920
Right.

875
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,320
And I think it's a good thing for people like that to go through the suffer factor.

876
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,320
And I mean, it's brutal.

877
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,000
And if you're going to be passing out money, no one's going to be able to experience the

878
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
suffer factor.

879
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Well, I'll tell you what.

880
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:41,080
Sean and I went to a new bar at the furniture place.

881
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,080
And one of...

882
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,080
Yeah, without me, by the way.

883
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,080
That's Dudes Without You.

884
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,080
Yeah, Dudes Without You.

885
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,080
Yeah.

886
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:54,400
One of the bartenders could not figure out how to open the beer bottle with the thing.

887
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,160
And Sean's like, how old are you?

888
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,160
He's like, I'm 28.

889
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,160
Oh, no.

890
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,920
I'm like, you're not advancing past what you're doing right now.

891
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,920
No.

892
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,920
Rest of your life.

893
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,920
That's it.

894
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,920
And...

895
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,240
Well, what if he was the furniture salesperson that was told to go behind the bar and give

896
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,240
this guy a beer?

897
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,240
No.

898
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,240
No.

899
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,240
Really?

900
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,240
That's what he was doing.

901
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240
Because it's a bar, it's not a furniture store.

902
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,240
But a caveman can figure out leverage.

903
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,240
Right.

904
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:24,040
Yeah, but the thing that threw him off that he couldn't comprehend is there was foil.

905
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,040
Oh.

906
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,040
Around the cap.

907
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,880
He's like, I didn't know what to do with that.

908
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,880
He's like...

909
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,880
Ouch.

910
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,640
I mean, he figured it out, but he struggled with it.

911
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,520
I was just like, dude, you're 28.

912
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,800
That's why I take the bottle and just smash it on the side of the counter?

913
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,800
I even asked him.

914
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,280
I was like, dude, how old are you?

915
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,280
He said, 29.

916
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,760
I was like, dude, you look so young.

917
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,560
He's like, because I'm half black.

918
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,560
By the way, by the way.

919
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,560
What the hell?

920
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,560
He said half black?

921
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,560
Yeah.

922
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560
I would advise all of you...

923
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,560
What?

924
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,480
I would advise everybody to go, dude, get better, go, thank you.

925
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480
Because we need people.

926
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,480
I hate to say that.

927
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,480
Oh, that's so mean.

928
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,480
No, it's not mean.

929
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,480
We need shitty people?

930
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,480
No, we need people whose perspective of happy and sad are in a band.

931
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,480
You just need to be appreciative of the people that they're out.

932
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,480
Right.

933
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,800
It's not your job to coach the world.

934
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,800
Right.

935
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,800
That's a good point.

936
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,600
Listen, if everybody was a chief, there'd be no Indians.

937
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600
And that's not a bad statement either.

938
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,560
The pyramid is a disastrous thing about society.

939
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,560
Yes.

940
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,560
Listen.

941
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,560
I know what you mean.

942
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,960
The whole organization of civilization has this and it's okay.

943
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,960
It's okay.

944
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:26,960
I'm sorry.

945
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,960
I'm laughing at the dialect of slurs that happen with it.

946
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:30,960
Sorry.

947
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,960
Right.

948
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,960
Sorry.

949
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:33,960
But yeah.

950
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,960
It's like an Irish slur.

951
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,960
I should have sang that one.

952
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,960
It was fantastic.

953
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,960
That's fine.

954
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,960
Cranky.

955
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,960
Cranky, that's Australia.

956
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,960
Oh, you cranky'd it?

957
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,960
Wow.

958
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,960
Right.

959
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,160
I do that with, I have a guy from England, I'm always like, cranky.

960
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,560
He's like, that's not England.

961
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,560
No, it's not.

962
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,560
It's Australia.

963
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,560
Let's throw some more shrimp on the bobby.

964
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,560
I mean, you're straight out of Dumb and Dumber.

965
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,560
I'm like, where are you from?

966
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,560
Austria.

967
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,560
Let's toss some shrimp on the bobby.

968
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,040
Like, no.

969
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,880
But as parents aspiring for their kids to find their place, I get what he's saying about

970
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,880
suffering.

971
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,800
Like, most kids just don't know how to roll up their sleeves and suffer.

972
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,600
So hold on, so back up.

973
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,520
All right, so let's talk about our kids' jobs.

974
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,520
Okay.

975
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,520
Let's talk about our kids' jobs.

976
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,440
Is there any suffering going on in any of our kids' jobs?

977
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,440
Because, okay, so I have three boys.

978
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,280
All three of them have jobs, right?

979
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,320
My 23-year-old's got a real job.

980
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,360
He's working for a cybersecurity company.

981
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,840
He's an inside sales guy waiting to go to outside sales.

982
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,840
He's killing it.

983
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,840
He's killing it.

984
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,240
And he is extremely ambitious.

985
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,800
My middle one's home from college.

986
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:52,080
He's working at a golf course, a golf club, like a plantation golf club.

987
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,240
And he's out in the heat, and he's scrubbing down golf carts.

988
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,720
I mean, it's not awful.

989
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,240
And he's driving around picking up all the balls, and he's doing a bunch of shit.

990
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,480
I mean, he's on the move constantly.

991
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,860
It's not like he's in the air conditioned all day long.

992
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:07,860
And it's not bad.

993
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:12,400
I mean, meaning not bad, meaning like it's not a crazy cush job.

994
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,720
He comes home, and he is butt-ass beat.

995
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720
Right.

996
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720
That's good.

997
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,720
He's working hard.

998
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:21,200
And then my youngest is 16, 17, 17.

999
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:30,000
He works for a nonprofit company that people donate furniture and stuff.

1000
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,560
It's like a resale place.

1001
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,640
And then he drives.

1002
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,880
He's in a truck all day long.

1003
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,880
Frisco Resale?

1004
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,880
Frisco Resale.

1005
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,880
I love that place.

1006
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,880
Yeah.

1007
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,720
He's in a truck all day long, and what he does is unload the stuff and load the stuff.

1008
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,320
Dude, I've volunteered there for the last six months.

1009
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,160
Yeah, so he's making a...

1010
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,160
Volunteered?

1011
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,160
Mm-hmm.

1012
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,160
Yeah, so...

1013
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,160
So not get paid.

1014
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,160
Yes.

1015
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,160
Good Lord.

1016
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,160
Because my...

1017
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,160
It's a community service thing.

1018
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,560
Well, my mother-in-law who passed away...

1019
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,560
Did you get a ticket?

1020
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,560
No.

1021
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:05,920
My mother-in-law who passed away, her worry was people who are hungry, and Frisco Resale

1022
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,440
feeds the Frisco market.

1023
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,440
Yes, they do.

1024
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,440
Correct.

1025
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,200
And so she doesn't like people hungry, so that's my way to honor her.

1026
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,200
That's awesome.

1027
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,200
Yeah.

1028
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,200
That's awesome.

1029
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,200
He loves that.

1030
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,200
He drives that.

1031
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,200
That's nice.

1032
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,200
Right.

1033
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,200
So my point is, these are not...

1034
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,200
I mean, they're working.

1035
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,200
They are.

1036
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,200
They're working pretty hard.

1037
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200
Yeah.

1038
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,200
And what about yours?

1039
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,200
Well, mine just started.

1040
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,840
I've been giving him a hard time because it's taking him too long to get a summer job, and

1041
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,440
I told him, I was like, you're not sitting on your ass this summer.

1042
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,160
So he finally got his job, and he's working it.

1043
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,160
And it's not easy.

1044
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:44,760
He's working in the kitchen, cutting at a big catering facility here, preparing food.

1045
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,200
And slicing tomatoes, peeling carrots.

1046
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200
He goes, damn.

1047
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,480
Does he have a culinary aspiration at all?

1048
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,480
No, not at all.

1049
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,480
He's just grinding.

1050
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,480
Nice.

1051
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,480
He's getting paid $14, $15 an hour.

1052
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,480
Oh, that's nice.

1053
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:05,040
And he's like, Dad, I probably peeled 100 carrots today, and I diced 100 chicken breasts

1054
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,040
and tomatoes.

1055
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040
And guess what?

1056
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,520
It's hot, and it's moving, and people are needing things right now.

1057
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,920
I mean, that's not Kush either to me.

1058
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,920
No.

1059
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,040
So he's doing that, so I'm very proud of that.

1060
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,600
And prior to that, he was taking money at a parking lot for parking, which was just

1061
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,600
running, valeting.

1062
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
He was working.

1063
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,960
Yeah, which was, wow, he was just standing there taking money.

1064
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,640
Well, they have a commitment to make sure that the cars aren't being broken into, too.

1065
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,120
So they have to be vigilant.

1066
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,120
Right.

1067
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,720
So there's a risk with that.

1068
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:38,640
So prior to that, and my older son, his first job was as a waiter.

1069
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,640
And that's not easy.

1070
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:46,080
And that's a very respectable, traditional job.

1071
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,080
Yeah.

1072
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,880
And so he's been a waiter for maybe four years.

1073
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:57,680
As soon as he graduated high school, he got into it because he wanted money, right?

1074
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,520
Because he kept asking me for money.

1075
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,520
Dad, I want to do this, I want to do that.

1076
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,120
Well, you need to get a job to be able to afford that.

1077
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,360
So he got a job, and he spends his money how he wants.

1078
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,360
Exactly.

1079
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,160
And he's continued that.

1080
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,120
He found the same restaurant out where he's going to school in Texas Tech, and he's been

1081
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,880
doing for the last couple of years.

1082
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,880
Does well for himself.

1083
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:23,560
Well, I'm not saying that your son is content being satisfactory with that, because I know

1084
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
he's going to school.

1085
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,040
I know he's planning on going to Parker.

1086
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:31,620
But there are some folks out there in the food and beverage business that are content

1087
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:32,620
with that lifestyle.

1088
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:33,620
That's OK.

1089
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:34,620
Right.

1090
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,620
And that is OK.

1091
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,620
100%.

1092
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,400
But if you're content being satisfactory, that's not a slam.

1093
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,720
It's sort of like Randy's making the comment saying, you need chiefs and you need Indians.

1094
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,840
And these folks that are content being satisfactory in life say, hey, man, look, I'm going to

1095
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,600
work hard, but I'm not going to be an overachiever.

1096
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Suck it.

1097
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,240
I'm going to take my fruit and go home and eat.

1098
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,240
But you know what?

1099
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,960
There's a lot that goes into that, guys.

1100
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,920
It's about the balance of life, work and life.

1101
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,320
It's stress.

1102
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,720
Some people make their own decisions about, you know what, I don't want that high stress

1103
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,720
job.

1104
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:13,520
I'm going to balance life and family and this mediocre job, and I'm going to adjust my lifestyle

1105
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,680
to match what I make.

1106
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,880
There is an upper level to the food and beverage industry.

1107
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,920
I mean, so the cap isn't stuck at Don Julio's where you're serving fajitas all day.

1108
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,920
Fajitas.

1109
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,920
Fajitas.

1110
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,920
Fajitas.

1111
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,080
There are some wonderful restaurants out there that some of these bartenders and I mean,

1112
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,680
they'll make one hundred thousand dollars a year.

1113
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,680
Oh, yeah.

1114
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,680
It's disgusting.

1115
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,680
They're banking.

1116
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,680
And I say that because I'm a little envious.

1117
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,000
I'm like, well, shit, I'd fucking wait tables for one hundred thousand dollars a year.

1118
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Or bartend.

1119
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Or bartend.

1120
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
I don't give a shit.

1121
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
It's a lifestyle.

1122
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I mean, didn't you do some El Paso?

1123
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Sean Cruz!

1124
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,880
Well, I mean, that was way back.

1125
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,360
Come see Sean Cruz live at Tejas Nightclub.

1126
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,280
Oh, well, you're flipping bottles and shit.

1127
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,280
You were.

1128
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,720
That was back when the Tom Cruise movie came out.

1129
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720
Yeah, exactly.

1130
00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:58,720
That's why it's Sean Cruz.

1131
00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,720
Tejas Nightclub.

1132
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:00,720
God bless.

1133
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,720
What movie was that?

1134
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,720
The Rock Tales.

1135
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,720
Yeah, I was like the only white guy.

1136
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,720
It was me and my roommate.

1137
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:09,400
He and I were the only white guy in the whole bar.

1138
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,840
And the bar owner was like, hey, man.

1139
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,840
Here we go.

1140
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,840
His name is Arturo Diaz.

1141
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,840
Art-Viaz.

1142
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Arturo.

1143
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,440
He had some fucking long name.

1144
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,280
Art-Viaz was his name.

1145
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280
Well-respected guy.

1146
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,280
Family guy.

1147
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,280
Owns a bar.

1148
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,280
Whatever.

1149
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,080
He hired me to go on their bar back.

1150
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,280
So I was there for like a day bar back.

1151
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,040
And then the very next day I was bartending because all the women were hitting on me.

1152
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,840
And I'm going to Tejas Nightclub.

1153
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,840
And he's a businessman.

1154
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,840
They saw how he put him in.

1155
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,840
I'm in El Paso.

1156
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:49,720
And I'm six foot and there's like nobody.

1157
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,720
It's hilarious.

1158
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,360
I mean, how anyone that is.

1159
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,000
OK, so you're six pack wearing your little bikini.

1160
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,040
I'm just saying I'm a normal person.

1161
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,640
But somehow, yes.

1162
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,640
Are you sure?

1163
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,640
Behind the bar, yes.

1164
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,640
I'm positive.

1165
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,640
OK, keep going.

1166
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,640
I think he's questioning.

1167
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,640
Wow.

1168
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,640
I'm six foot and chiseled.

1169
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,640
Well, I didn't say that part.

1170
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,640
But back then, yeah, I was.

1171
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,640
And you know what?

1172
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,640
Back then, maybe five foot, 11 inches and a half or so.

1173
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:28,640
But my point is that I was in the lower valley of El Paso, Texas, right on the border in

1174
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,640
the middle of the country.

1175
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:34,840
And the women were like, I mean, I was a pretty boy back then.

1176
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,840
You know, I'm the only fucking white guy.

1177
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,840
Come see Sean Cruz.

1178
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,040
They fucking put it on a billboard sign.

1179
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,040
They had 95.

1180
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,000
K Bueno radio station out there.

1181
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,400
I remember Selena, you know, Selena.

1182
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,980
Back then, she was.

1183
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:52,980
She had a band.

1184
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:53,980
It was a family band.

1185
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:56,120
You saw the movie Selena and Los Thinos.

1186
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:01,880
But Selena was she grew to became a bigger star and the horrible stuff.

1187
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:06,840
But back then, she was shot by her manager, her manager.

1188
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,840
Yeah.

1189
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,840
What?

1190
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,840
Thanks, Jeff.

1191
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:10,840
What the hell?

1192
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:11,840
Well, she was.

1193
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,840
I saw the movie.

1194
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,840
She was still hot.

1195
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840
So that was good.

1196
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,880
So anyways, my point is, is I work hard behind the bar.

1197
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,880
You know, the house.

1198
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,720
Where the hell was I going with that whole thing?

1199
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,720
I don't know.

1200
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,840
I'm going to wrap this up for you.

1201
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,840
I'll rescue.

1202
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,560
So does anyone have rescue?

1203
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,560
Has anyone ever?

1204
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,800
If we had a dollar for every time Sean had to be rescued on a podcast.

1205
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,920
So has anyone ever seen the counter Monte Cristo movie?

1206
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Yes.

1207
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,920
Amazing.

1208
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,400
You got to see it.

1209
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,400
Yes.

1210
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,400
No.

1211
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,400
Yes.

1212
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,400
Jim Caviezel in it.

1213
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,400
Yes.

1214
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,400
OK.

1215
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,400
So the is Elizabeth Schew in it?

1216
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,400
Hold on.

1217
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400
Hold on.

1218
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,980
Bombay bicycle club.

1219
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:52,040
What is that Bombay?

1220
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,640
There's a Bombay restaurant around here.

1221
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,640
No.

1222
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,640
There's a Bomb.

1223
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,640
Bombolero.

1224
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,640
No.

1225
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,760
I just ate dinner there last this past week.

1226
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,760
Papa Cedars.

1227
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,760
Bombay.

1228
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,760
There's bomb something.

1229
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760
Boomer Jax.

1230
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,760
Boomer Jax.

1231
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,760
That's way off.

1232
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,760
What are you Samsonite?

1233
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Dumb and Dumber?

1234
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,760
Swanson?

1235
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:20,280
Boomer Jax has that Benegans sandwich that you just mentioned.

1236
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,280
The Monte Cristo.

1237
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,400
Oh my God.

1238
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,880
They have the authentic sandwich.

1239
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,360
It's like 1800 calories.

1240
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,280
So Randy can you rescue him again?

1241
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,280
I can.

1242
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,280
Here we go.

1243
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:38,640
So probably the best line in the whole Count of Monte Cristo movie is Fernand is a poor

1244
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:46,480
clerk and his rich friend rats him out to be taken by the French police and in his vulnerability

1245
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,280
he says why did you betray me?

1246
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,000
He says because you're the son of a clerk and I don't want to be you.

1247
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,080
So a rich guy wants to be a poor guy.

1248
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:00,640
So the whole point is if you make $55,000 a year which is the median income of the United

1249
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:06,080
States and you're deliriously happy there are probably some doctors who want to be you

1250
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,880
is the point.

1251
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,120
The finance is not the secret ingredient.

1252
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,120
Happiness.

1253
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,120
Right.

1254
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:19,560
One of my best friends at 16 we were playing games where I beat him every time and I go

1255
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,200
you are the champion of mediocrity.

1256
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,200
He really is.

1257
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,280
He is the middle of that Gaussian bell curve.

1258
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,760
He doesn't want to be better.

1259
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,640
He doesn't want to be worse and he never worries.

1260
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,640
He's never stressed.

1261
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,440
He's so happy and he has got a wife and he's got a family and he's making their family

1262
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:44,960
makes $55,000 a year and they are living the blissful life and there are doctors out there

1263
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:51,200
who want to get him arrested saying I hate that I want to be you.

1264
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:57,400
So the point is back to 8 million people there's no recipe.

1265
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,720
None of us sitting here have the same recipe.

1266
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720
That's the point.

1267
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720
100%.

1268
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,080
So find your thing.

1269
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,920
We talk about pyramid schemes and they're impoverished.

1270
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,960
If they're happy there are people at that band happier than the people at the top of

1271
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,560
the pyramid.

1272
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:20,280
There are people living in the mountains of Columbia that make $2 a month.

1273
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,840
And they're the happiest people.

1274
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,360
They're way happier than we are.

1275
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,760
They have the most amazing family.

1276
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,240
They have the most amazing.

1277
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:33,600
They love their massive Christians or whatever religion they are.

1278
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,600
They're super happy spiritually.

1279
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,600
I'm going to do a hard 90.

1280
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,600
Hold on a second.

1281
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,080
I want to bring this to a story that is relevant today.

1282
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,320
I don't think money equates to happiness.

1283
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,320
No.

1284
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:55,120
Because in evidence I want to display Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

1285
00:44:55,120 --> 00:45:01,240
They seem like a horrible, horrible people.

1286
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,840
They are extremely unhappy.

1287
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,520
One crapped in one's bed.

1288
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,520
One's a drunk.

1289
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,520
One's a druggie.

1290
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,000
It could have been a dog.

1291
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,160
I think it was Amber Heard.

1292
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,160
They are miserable millionaires.

1293
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,160
Yes.

1294
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,160
Great point.

1295
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,160
Great point.

1296
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,360
So, money does not equate happiness.

1297
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:23,040
And you think these movie stars are happy and everything.

1298
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,120
Their life, Johnny Depp's have been miserable for the last five years.

1299
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,120
Yeah.

1300
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,600
Because he was in an unhealthy dysfunctional relationship.

1301
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,080
That, and he was blackballed.

1302
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,640
Yes, he was.

1303
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640
Completely blackballed.

1304
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,640
Yeah.

1305
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,640
No, that's a great point.

1306
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,920
No, we already know this.

1307
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,040
Money does not give you happiness.

1308
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,040
But everyone thinks...

1309
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,480
Fame does not give you happiness.

1310
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480
But people think it is.

1311
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
Absolutely.

1312
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,480
No.

1313
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,480
There was one where they don't have.

1314
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:55,360
So, Malcolm Gladwell actually did a study that said he had on the x-axis money you make.

1315
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,640
I'm sorry.

1316
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,640
Who is Malcolm Gladwell?

1317
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,640
Oh my God.

1318
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:03,120
So, outliers, 10,000 hours to be a master at anything you want to do.

1319
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,120
Who talked about that?

1320
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,120
If you do 10,000 hours of anything, you become a master.

1321
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,120
Whether you're an athlete or a violinist.

1322
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,800
Oh, yeah.

1323
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,800
Whatever.

1324
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:15,760
But he has another book that says happiness on the x-axis, money made on the y-axis.

1325
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,760
Okay.

1326
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,880
It's literally like the St. Louis arch.

1327
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,640
It goes up, plateaus, and goes straight down.

1328
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,640
All right.

1329
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,640
More money made, how miserable you are.

1330
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,640
And do you know what that...

1331
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,640
So, that's a very simple graph.

1332
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,640
Describe the graph.

1333
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,380
So, quiz for you guys.

1334
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:36,720
What is the top number for a household where it peaks and then plummets?

1335
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,720
Money wise?

1336
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,720
Yeah.

1337
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,720
As far as money wise.

1338
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,720
For your Hamley.

1339
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,040
I would say 100 grand, 75 to 100.

1340
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,040
So, hold on.

1341
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,720
What is the peak number and then it plummets?

1342
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,720
So, what does that mean?

1343
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,720
It plummets.

1344
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:51,840
It means the happiness peaks and then plummets back down on the same you graph.

1345
00:46:51,840 --> 00:47:00,040
I'm going to say combined household income, full happiness.

1346
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,040
$65,000.

1347
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,040
Okay.

1348
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,040
You said 75 to 100.

1349
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,040
75 to 100.

1350
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,040
Well, he's got it right there, so 75,000.

1351
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,040
It's $75,000.

1352
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,040
Oh, wow.

1353
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,040
That's it, guys.

1354
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,040
And Frisco bubble is...

1355
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Oh, way more than that.

1356
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,040
Right.

1357
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:24,040
So, the point is, you think about our friends who live other humble means and they're happier.

1358
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,040
Right.

1359
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,400
That's the point is there's a cap on money.

1360
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:34,120
So, if you think about this theory and I love this from a guy I met 20 years ago.

1361
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,120
It's one of my...

1362
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,120
He's showing the stress.

1363
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,120
Yeah.

1364
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,240
It's one of my favorite quotes.

1365
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:42,520
Money and power make you more of what you are.

1366
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:52,800
So, when you're poor and you have no power, if you're a great person, that will be amplified.

1367
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,980
When you're poor with no money and power, you're an asshole.

1368
00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:57,480
That will be amplified.

1369
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,560
Right.

1370
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:04,000
And you're either a jerk or someone who helps and enables.

1371
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,920
And so, the whole point is everyone gets worried.

1372
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,000
The average median income in America is 55.

1373
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
You're already there.

1374
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Don't worry.

1375
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,480
That's the point.

1376
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,600
So, everyone in Dublin or Brussels accounting for inflation, but with our uptick, you're

1377
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,600
good.

1378
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,400
Yeah, but it's still not enough.

1379
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,000
I think it boils down to expectations, right?

1380
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:33,920
So, if you and your wife work a job or two or three and you're taking care of your kids

1381
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:39,800
and you're putting food on the table and you're happy, meaning you're doing some of the things

1382
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,200
that you want to do, you know what I'm saying?

1383
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,920
And that's enough.

1384
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,920
It's enough.

1385
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920
That's the key.

1386
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,800
If it's enough, and sometimes...

1387
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,140
And a lot of these things are out in rural areas, right?

1388
00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:59,760
Where they have a little bit of land and it's peaceful and they've got their church, they've

1389
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:05,920
got their church family, they've got their neighbor family and expectations of life are

1390
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,960
not that exorbitant, right?

1391
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:15,720
They don't have the big city expectations, the big car, expensive this, expensive that,

1392
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,720
all these gaming systems.

1393
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,720
I mean, they don't have all those expectations and guess what?

1394
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,720
They're totally happy.

1395
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,720
Yeah.

1396
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,800
Totally happy with what they have.

1397
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,240
And to me, it seems like it's a rural thing.

1398
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,240
Well...

1399
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,000
I don't know if it's rural.

1400
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,280
I do think it is.

1401
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:37,720
I think the rural is closer to the epicenter of what you need to be.

1402
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:43,920
I think the wealthier we are, the farther, so the suffer index has to calibrate.

1403
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,920
So most rich people...

1404
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,280
But I think there's a huge difference between urban and rural.

1405
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,280
Right.

1406
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:54,560
I think urban wealthy people buy land rural to go relax to, to be happy.

1407
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,400
It's like a weird thing.

1408
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,280
And so that's the point is...

1409
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:07,220
So the point, I think Jeff, tie it back to Jeff, is the messaging to our kids of whoever

1410
00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:11,280
you want to be, whoever you want to be, is great.

1411
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,280
Yeah, man or woman.

1412
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,280
Man, there's a microphone.

1413
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,920
Like there's no recipe that's right for any of us.

1414
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,920
It's okay.

1415
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,520
There's some expectation.

1416
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,360
There's not really like live and figured out.

1417
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,360
What do you think?

1418
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,360
I don't know.

1419
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,360
Well, I want my kids to be happy.

1420
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,360
Okay.

1421
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,360
What's that look like?

1422
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,960
Well, it's, it's up to them, right?

1423
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,480
I don't know what makes them happy, right?

1424
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,520
It looks like a 45 foot boat.

1425
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,520
Right.

1426
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,840
Part of it is default.

1427
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,560
You want them to not suffer the way you just described.

1428
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,560
Well, correct.

1429
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,560
I don't want them to...

1430
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,720
But that actually starves them from the self-realization that made you strong.

1431
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:50,800
Actually, Jeff wants his kids to suffer more than I would.

1432
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,800
Oh.

1433
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,800
That's true.

1434
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,800
I mean, I'll kick Preston in the face.

1435
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,240
No, and I don't mean this in a bad way.

1436
00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:00,080
He wants, he wants him, he wants his kids to learn.

1437
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:05,240
I mean, I mean from, you know, all the extras, you know, that you give them while they're

1438
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,240
in college.

1439
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:10,880
Me, I don't care, you know, but at the same time, I appreciate what Jeff's doing.

1440
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,840
Well, Jeff's into child abuse.

1441
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,840
So, I mean...

1442
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:14,840
So you call it child abuse?

1443
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,840
No, no, no, no.

1444
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,080
Yeah, he wants to mentally torment his children.

1445
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,080
I don't believe I'd do that.

1446
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,320
Now, I can't think of anything like that.

1447
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,040
Suffer index, what we're talking about.

1448
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,040
Suffer index.

1449
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,040
I don't...

1450
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,840
I tell them to eat ramen and drink Old Milwaukee's best beer.

1451
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,840
There you go.

1452
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,840
Old Crow.

1453
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,840
Yeah.

1454
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,840
Okay.

1455
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,520
Anyways, look, I wanted to do a Hard 90.

1456
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,760
And this is kind of a dudes like us thing because it just slapped me in the face.

1457
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,160
I'd received a message from one of my kids.

1458
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,160
And they're like, Dad, because at my house, I've got a lot of people.

1459
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,840
You have a full house.

1460
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,000
I have a full house right now.

1461
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
I'm an empty nester.

1462
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Laundry.

1463
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Yeah.

1464
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,720
Thank you for mentioning that, Jeff.

1465
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,720
I'm not.

1466
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,720
I'm not right now.

1467
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,720
But he has all four kids home.

1468
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:57,720
Plus one.

1469
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,320
Plus one, plus two, plus three.

1470
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,320
You have seven kids?

1471
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,320
Who are you teasing?

1472
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,320
All right.

1473
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,320
So there's a lot of stuff going on.

1474
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,320
Right.

1475
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,600
So I just got a message saying, hey, Dad, the dryer's broke.

1476
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:09,600
And I'm like...

1477
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,600
Oh, shit.

1478
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:11,600
It's not turning or heating.

1479
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,120
And I'm like, well, is it not turning or heating?

1480
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,080
So if it's not turning, it's probably just not going to heat because it's not turning.

1481
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,080
But you know, whatever.

1482
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,520
So at that point, do you take the time to fix it?

1483
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,400
I mean, because I've already fixed that dryer once.

1484
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,400
Yes.

1485
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,400
Or do you just...

1486
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,400
Yes.

1487
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,400
What do you think?

1488
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,400
Buy a new one?

1489
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,720
Depends how old it is.

1490
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,600
I don't have the time to fix it.

1491
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,360
It's like an old car.

1492
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,480
How much money do you want to dump into an old car before like, yeah, I can just get a

1493
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,480
new one and not deal with it.

1494
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,480
It's 10 years old.

1495
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,480
That's a fallacy.

1496
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,480
It's 10 years old.

1497
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,480
Everything can be fixed.

1498
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:47,040
You know how many times I've replaced the heating element on my dryer and it works for

1499
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,040
another 10 years?

1500
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,120
Yeah, you were going to drop your Volkswagen for a new truck.

1501
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,120
And guess what I did?

1502
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,120
That's right.

1503
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,120
Because you bought a motorcycle.

1504
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,840
You got small balls and you got a motorcycle instead.

1505
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:57,840
No.

1506
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,240
I went on fucking YouTube because they were going to charge me $3,400.

1507
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,240
All right, all right.

1508
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:03,240
Time out.

1509
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,240
By the way.

1510
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,240
By the way.

1511
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,440
The spirit of what I'm talking about is do you take the time?

1512
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,720
What if you don't have the time?

1513
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:09,720
Time is money.

1514
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,920
I mean, do I just delegate this one to my kids?

1515
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,920
Yes.

1516
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,000
Tell your kids, just go, you fix it.

1517
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,960
Unfortunately, I don't trust any of those fuckers.

1518
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:22,360
Actually, because you're fucked either way, turn it into an exercise for your kids, like

1519
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:29,160
Jeff said, and let them do the ROI analysis of fixing it for $150 or replacing it for

1520
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,440
$400 and let them make them do the math.

1521
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,440
$400?

1522
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,440
Whatever.

1523
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,440
What if somebody bought a dryer?

1524
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,040
Like, Reagan was in office.

1525
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,040
There's $700.

1526
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,040
Right.

1527
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,360
So make them go through and make them do some work.

1528
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,800
So, Sean, I'm going to completely disagree with you on this one.

1529
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
Hold on.

1530
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,120
How many times have we talked about being able to fix anything?

1531
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,360
I agree with you.

1532
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,360
We have a dog barking.

1533
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,400
We've got chaos happening right now.

1534
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:59,360
I agree with you at a certain point, but it's at this point right now I'm kind of like,

1535
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,360
let's just buy a new one.

1536
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,960
I mean, because I've already fixed it twice.

1537
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,080
Like you said, I've already replaced the heating element on it twice.

1538
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,080
Right.

1539
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,080
I want to be done with it.

1540
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,200
And I did the same thing.

1541
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,320
I bought a new dryer.

1542
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,320
I did.

1543
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,320
Oh, you're giving them shit two seconds ago.

1544
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,320
Well, hold on.

1545
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,320
Oh, wow.

1546
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,320
Hold on.

1547
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,160
He just said he replaced the heating element.

1548
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,160
You can replace anything multiple times.

1549
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,160
Yes.

1550
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,160
Infinitum is what I heard from your voice.

1551
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,160
Infinitum?

1552
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,160
Is that Latin?

1553
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,160
It's Latin.

1554
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,160
Add infinitum.

1555
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,160
Yes.

1556
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,160
In vagina?

1557
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,160
Ad in vagina.

1558
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,160
That's not Latin.

1559
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,160
That's how the Lantons made sex.

1560
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,160
Add in your vagina.

1561
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,160
Yeah.

1562
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
Elephant vagina.

1563
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Elephant vagina is what you said.

1564
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,160
No, you said vag.

1565
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,160
Scrub them.

1566
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,160
That was close.

1567
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,160
Elephant vag.

1568
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,160
It was close.

1569
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,160
Areola vagina.

1570
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,360
Anyway, so yes, I'm not going to judge you, but I'm just saying there are, everything can

1571
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,080
be repaired to a certain degree.

1572
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,080
Yes, I get it.

1573
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,520
Look, I get it, but I don't have, look, here's the thing.

1574
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,600
I got to weigh in.

1575
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,560
How long is it going to take me to fix?

1576
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,560
All right.

1577
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,560
Because I don't trust the kids.

1578
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,560
Yeah, can they do it?

1579
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,560
Maybe.

1580
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,160
But they're going to take the thing apart.

1581
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,160
But seriously, are they really going to fix it?

1582
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,160
Yeah, I'm not there yet.

1583
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,160
I'm not there yet.

1584
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,920
I fixed everything.

1585
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,920
The kids are like.

1586
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:10,920
How are they going to learn that?

1587
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,920
How did you learn?

1588
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,720
When you had your first house?

1589
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,720
You know how they learn?

1590
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,560
I'll tell you how they fucking learn.

1591
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,560
When they, when they, they're sitting at home and their dryer breaks and they're looking

1592
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,400
at their bank account and they're like, I have $300.

1593
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,400
I can eat.

1594
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,400
I can pay for this.

1595
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,400
I can pay for that.

1596
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,400
And all of a sudden they're going to be like, well, maybe I can fix it.

1597
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,400
Right.

1598
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,400
That's what I asked.

1599
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,400
Because I don't have the money to freaking replace it.

1600
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,400
That's what I asked.

1601
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,720
I didn't learn how to fix anything until I owned my own house.

1602
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:35,720
That's it.

1603
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,720
That's how, when I did mine too.

1604
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:40,280
So I think that's probably when you start diving into that.

1605
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:46,280
Well, so part of it, I feel like Jeff is saying is he didn't have a safety net.

1606
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,280
Neither did I.

1607
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:53,000
Like it's like there was no plan B, right?

1608
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,720
We're talking about kids who have a plan B option, which is nice.

1609
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:02,040
We talk mom or dad to fix the dryer or the washer or whatever it is.

1610
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,240
And so I don't care.

1611
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:06,800
I'll go buy new underwear and new socks until it's fixed.

1612
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,800
Great for you.

1613
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,320
And that doesn't help teach the lessons we're trying to teach.

1614
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,320
Everybody's different.

1615
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,440
I had a safety net, right?

1616
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,320
I had it for you.

1617
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,680
So I had a brother who's a mechanical engineer.

1618
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:22,480
And if I couldn't figure it out myself, I would call him.

1619
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,480
Right.

1620
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:28,600
I mean, and, but for the most part, I figured out YouTube.

1621
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,600
I just figured out YouTube.

1622
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,200
So you didn't do anything until the last eight years.

1623
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,560
I mean, I would actually I would absolutely fix this.

1624
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,600
In fact, when I go home, I'll take a look at it and see what's going on.

1625
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,600
Maybe it's unplugged.

1626
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,600
You know what?

1627
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:41,600
Maybe it is.

1628
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,600
I don't know.

1629
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,600
Maybe the maybe the fuse popped.

1630
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:50,320
Yeah, you have the spirit of what I'm getting at is that we are there's dudes like us out

1631
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,000
there that we face these things.

1632
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Yes.

1633
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
And it's just like you got to weigh in.

1634
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,840
You're like, well, when does it come to the point where you keep fixing this Volkswagen

1635
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:03,240
or do you take the damn thing and drop it off and say, say, lovey.

1636
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:04,800
OK, so I have a theory.

1637
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,560
I 100 percent agree with that.

1638
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,440
I have a theory on this evolution.

1639
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,440
All right.

1640
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:15,000
And I'm going to give a tactile representation of my pathetic view and we'll move forward.

1641
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,480
So Steven helped me.

1642
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:25,560
We bought like seven point seven five of a ton of rock.

1643
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,320
We shipped it to the house.

1644
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,320
OK.

1645
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,560
It was like August and we bucketed it in five gallon buckets.

1646
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,160
I remember that it was in his truck.

1647
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,160
I heard this.

1648
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,160
Wow.

1649
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,160
This is legendary.

1650
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,640
Apparently, he whined about it.

1651
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,640
No, it was child abuse, actually.

1652
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,640
So fucking ready.

1653
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:52,360
So we we we shoveled this shit from his truck into these back buckets and we're 50 bucks.

1654
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,360
You can rent a device.

1655
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,760
No, listen, listen.

1656
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,800
We we walked it 80 yards to the destination.

1657
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,680
Oh, good Lord.

1658
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,680
Yeah.

1659
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,560
Two buckets each time.

1660
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:09,120
And about halfway through, this fit young high school guy is pussing on me and I'm like,

1661
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,760
I'm going to destroy you.

1662
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,720
Like suck the fuck up.

1663
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,520
But then you had eight thousand dollars surgery right after that.

1664
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,440
No, fuck no.

1665
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,440
Because no.

1666
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,000
And I'm like, OK, you take a break.

1667
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
I'll go.

1668
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,760
And then we started doing two for one.

1669
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,080
And whatever he would said, he goes, I couldn't let Randy beat me.

1670
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,080
Yeah, he tried.

1671
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,080
He tried.

1672
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,080
There we go.

1673
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,080
He tried, but he lost.

1674
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,080
I'm not an old man.

1675
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,080
Beat me.

1676
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:38,400
I mean, I'm like 20 years older and he's like, yeah, he tried.

1677
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,400
And it's fine.

1678
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,280
But it's like they just don't suffer the way we did.

1679
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,280
And that's fine.

1680
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,280
And that's fine.

1681
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,600
I really I'm not shitting on him.

1682
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,040
He just doesn't know.

1683
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:52,600
But listen, look, all of us were born in the 60s, 70s.

1684
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:57,120
We didn't suffer as much as the guys born in the 50s or the 40s.

1685
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,120
How about in Great Depression?

1686
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,240
Listen, born in war, like my dad.

1687
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,240
Born in war.

1688
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,040
My dad was born during the Great Depression.

1689
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,800
Listen, here's an evolution.

1690
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:10,080
I love to get people mad about because they everyone sues everyone in school.

1691
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,080
Right.

1692
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:16,720
And the 20s and 30s, you were expected to get in fights in school.

1693
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,720
Yeah.

1694
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,720
Solve your problem.

1695
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,720
Win.

1696
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,720
Don't win.

1697
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,720
Right.

1698
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,720
But we're still fighting.

1699
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:23,720
Oh, yeah.

1700
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,720
My dad got in school a little bit.

1701
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,720
A little bit.

1702
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:26,720
70s, 80s.

1703
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,760
We turn into pussies.

1704
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:29,760
90s.

1705
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,360
It's got to be legislated.

1706
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:35,000
We're going to get we're going to sue because of bias.

1707
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
90s.

1708
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,120
Like, we've become what we are.

1709
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,120
That's fine.

1710
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,840
I'm not trying to comment on all of that.

1711
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:46,040
But I get it is what it is.

1712
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,040
Right or wrong.

1713
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,640
But he's that's what he's talking about.

1714
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,240
Right. Kids don't know how to grind.

1715
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,240
They don't.

1716
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,960
By the way, there's an app called Grindr, which we don't want to do.

1717
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:57,960
Or Sean does.

1718
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,560
Sean has that app.

1719
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,720
He actually tried to refer us.

1720
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:02,720
We just don't know.

1721
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,720
He has a profile.

1722
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,720
The suffer index is not high.

1723
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:07,440
He could have gotten some sort of discount if he referred us.

1724
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,440
What is Grindr?

1725
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,440
100.

1726
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,440
100 people discount.

1727
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,440
Is that a sexual thing?

1728
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,440
He made it.

1729
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,440
Yes.

1730
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,440
You're such an idiot.

1731
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,440
Well done.

1732
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,440
Well done, Sean.

1733
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,440
Well done.

1734
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,440
What?

1735
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,160
Kids don't know how to suffer.

1736
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,280
They don't know the grit.

1737
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,240
Our kids are getting picky about their jobs.

1738
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,240
Right.

1739
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,240
Oh my God.

1740
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,240
That's an LGBTQ.

1741
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,240
Oh my God.

1742
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,240
I'm shocked.

1743
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,880
That's not a funny joke, guys.

1744
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,880
That was the worst.

1745
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,880
I don't care.

1746
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:35,880
But I don't know.

1747
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,880
You don't know what Grindr is?

1748
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:37,880
Why the fuck would I know?

1749
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,560
Because everyone knows who Grindr is.

1750
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,560
Well, I don't.

1751
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,640
It's the first time.

1752
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,400
I'm going to say et tu, Brute?

1753
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,200
Thou dost protest too much.

1754
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,760
He's so full of shit right now.

1755
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:50,760
He has three profiles.

1756
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,760
Yeah.

1757
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:59,360
Sean A, B, and C. So earlier, Randy, you were talking about you're expected to fight.

1758
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,240
That's just Grindr gay chat.

1759
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,680
Let me tell you a funny story about what my father told me.

1760
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,680
Why would I know that?

1761
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,680
Okay.

1762
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,680
So hold on.

1763
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:07,720
I'm going to tell a funny story.

1764
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:13,800
My father was in high school and he has four older sisters and he's the youngest boy.

1765
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,800
Right?

1766
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Right?

1767
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:20,240
And he was picked on by the biggest bully in school.

1768
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,240
Did his sister whip her in his ass?

1769
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,240
Well, no.

1770
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:30,800
So they got into it and my dad punched him in the face and totally bloodied him and shocked

1771
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,440
the kid.

1772
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,680
They both got in trouble for fighting.

1773
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,960
While they were in, it was almost like breakfast club.

1774
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,360
They were in incarceration in school.

1775
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:48,240
The bully says to him, if you and I join forces, we can run this school.

1776
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,080
He was so impressed with my father for punching me in the mouth that he was like, join me.

1777
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,080
Like, what is that?

1778
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,080
Star Wars?

1779
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,080
Yoda?

1780
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,760
Join me and we can rule the galaxy.

1781
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,760
Exactly.

1782
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,760
That's the emperor.

1783
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,840
That is exactly what that guy.

1784
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,520
I don't get the end game on that.

1785
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,520
That's crazy.

1786
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:07,520
But I understand.

1787
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,520
That's what my father talked about.

1788
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,520
That's what those do.

1789
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:10,520
Yeah.

1790
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:14,480
He was so impressed with how tough my dad was for punching the bully in the face that

1791
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,240
he was like, we join forces.

1792
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,320
We can run this whole school.

1793
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,880
So Judd Nelson wanted Anthony Michael Hall.

1794
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:20,880
Yeah.

1795
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,920
Honestly, I've never heard of Grindr.

1796
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,920
Liar.

1797
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,360
You're such a liar.

1798
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,360
He's still trying to play that off.

1799
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,360
Yeah, he's still trying to play that off.

1800
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,520
Honestly, he's got three profiles.

1801
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:31,760
That I can't understand.

1802
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,120
Is it like a Facebook thing?

1803
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,120
Oh, shut up.

1804
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,120
It's a dating app.

1805
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,760
Shut off his mic.

1806
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,320
So I think that quite honest to God.

1807
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,680
I've never heard of Grindr.

1808
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:47,280
So I think the million dollar question is how do we bridge the gap for our youth to

1809
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,440
know how to work hard enough, right?

1810
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,360
I think honestly, the story I told earlier, I think mine are getting it.

1811
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,920
They experienced a suffer index.

1812
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,120
Whatever you refer to.

1813
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,120
I love that.

1814
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,560
So Sean, you didn't get a chance to talk about your kid situation.

1815
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:02,560
Go.

1816
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,560
Yeah.

1817
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,960
Is there a suffer index there or no?

1818
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:05,960
What with the dryer?

1819
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:06,960
Do they suffer?

1820
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:07,960
No, no, no.

1821
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,960
Your kids jobs and stuff.

1822
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,680
We talk about our kids jobs and my kids are ongoing.

1823
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,680
So all my kids are are unique.

1824
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:17,100
So obviously.

1825
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:20,840
So it's my kids are they're all working.

1826
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:21,840
Oh, God bless.

1827
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:27,120
I've got like my oldest one and she works online and she does these.

1828
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,440
I don't know what the fuck she does, but she avatars, right?

1829
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,680
She does avatars.

1830
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,840
She draws a unique metaverse.

1831
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,080
OK, she's very good.

1832
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,080
Yeah.

1833
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,080
We're all going to buy from her.

1834
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,080
OK, eventually.

1835
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,560
So unique.

1836
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:48,000
So she she also doesn't want to suffer and actually sells things through a broker on

1837
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,400
and she's they sell.

1838
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,320
What is the store in NFTs?

1839
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:58,520
The mall and every mall they have a double sexy store.

1840
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,320
Kids I used to go to as a kid.

1841
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:01,320
Sexy.

1842
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,760
Spencer Spencer Spencer.

1843
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:04,880
So she sells.

1844
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,120
She sells photos.

1845
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,400
She sells pictures that she draws.

1846
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,560
They make T-shirts out of them and they sell them at Spencer's.

1847
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,560
Nice.

1848
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,560
So that's like nationally.

1849
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,560
Yeah.

1850
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,640
All over the wherever they have Spencer's.

1851
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,840
She international like also keychains.

1852
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:19,840
She should be making money.

1853
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:20,840
Wait a minute.

1854
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:21,840
She's not.

1855
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,840
She literally sells seashells by the seashore.

1856
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:24,840
Why?

1857
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,280
Why is she not making money on that?

1858
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:30,880
If they're making national T-shirt because they buy for they buy for one hundred dollars

1859
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,800
to say now it's ours and they sell for a million one cent.

1860
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,800
Yeah, it's something like that.

1861
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,880
But the thing about it is that she's talented.

1862
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,120
So we're talking about where are they going to?

1863
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:41,240
She's got all these programs.

1864
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,360
She's been drawing forever.

1865
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,840
So if you ever she's got some crazy.

1866
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,440
I don't know if you've ever seen her stuff.

1867
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:51,560
No, well, I actually one time if you have seen her stuff, if you look at like a 4K picture

1868
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:55,960
of something and she's probably one of the people that have drawn that where there's

1869
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,160
just so intricate all the little things going on.

1870
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,160
Every pixel.

1871
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,640
Every pixel should go in there and change colors like a zoomed in eyeball.

1872
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,560
Yes, yes, exactly.

1873
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,640
Wait, yes.

1874
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:07,960
So then you have my boys.

1875
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,200
Let's say let's say my boys, for example, Preston and Austin, they're new.

1876
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,160
They're new into college, so they're going to be picking up the part time jobs.

1877
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,000
Austin, of course, works here voluntarily.

1878
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:25,460
And I basically give him free rein of everything to pay him back to sit here.

1879
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:27,800
So basically he says, hey, I want to buy this.

1880
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:32,400
I'm like, OK, let's do it because, you know, you're you're doing us a favor because we're

1881
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,400
international.

1882
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:34,400
We are.

1883
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,400
We are.

1884
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,400
We are the Beatles.

1885
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,840
We're like we are like the Beatles.

1886
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:39,560
We're literally like the Beatles.

1887
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,200
And he's just like maybe happen.

1888
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,200
Maybe we're like Abba.

1889
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,200
He's you need to.

1890
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,200
We're like Abba.

1891
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,400
You need a microphone, Austin.

1892
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,400
A B. Is it two B's or three B's?

1893
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,760
Did you find it out?

1894
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:51,760
Oh, you did not.

1895
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:52,760
Good Lord.

1896
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,760
Who was that?

1897
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:57,880
So anyways, Austin, he got a job working at the the roller rink and he got one of his

1898
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:58,880
first jobs.

1899
01:05:58,880 --> 01:05:59,880
He's got a job.

1900
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:05,080
And the thing is that what is unique about it is that the jobs that he had had, they

1901
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,080
love him.

1902
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,320
And so when he had he had to quit.

1903
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,160
So when he quit, they were like they were like devastated.

1904
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,360
Oh, my God.

1905
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:18,040
I can't believe we we took this much energy into training you and you're you reached a

1906
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:23,080
certain level of of experience and we count on you.

1907
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,640
And now you're going to fucking quit on bringing him back.

1908
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,640
What?

1909
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,640
I do give my kids.

1910
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:28,640
But he came back.

1911
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:29,640
No, no.

1912
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,640
I'm not going to quit.

1913
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:36,440
But but my point is that when he worked there, they appreciated the shit out of him because

1914
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:37,760
he he did his job.

1915
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,560
He doesn't work there anymore to the point where he doesn't work there now.

1916
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,160
He goes there all the time because he's a roller blader.

1917
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,920
Yeah, he loves roller blading.

1918
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:45,920
He roller blades.

1919
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,960
He did he roller blades in fucking two nights ago at 10 o'clock at night.

1920
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:52,520
He's an insane freak.

1921
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,360
Nice in a good positive spin.

1922
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,360
I will.

1923
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,920
So now you need to be on YouTube and make some money.

1924
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:04,240
I will say this, both my boys have extremely good work ethic that they bust their ass

1925
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,160
when they I'm sure hopefully all of us all to do.

1926
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:12,440
But I know my two boys, the jobs that they do have have extremely good work ethic, especially

1927
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,980
Brandon.

1928
01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:18,160
He busts his ass and he takes pride even the I'm not going to say even though it's a waiter's

1929
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:26,120
position, but he takes pride and he takes offense when he gets a bad tip or a review

1930
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,120
or something like that.

1931
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,120
Right.

1932
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,840
And he's upset with that.

1933
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:34,480
And you know, because he'll call me is like they had this family and they they were terrible,

1934
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,480
you know, and they were they were difficult.

1935
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,520
They give me two bucks and I did everything for them.

1936
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,080
And he admits when he screws up.

1937
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Right.

1938
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,080
Right.

1939
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,080
He's like, yeah, it took him a long time.

1940
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,080
Sometimes there's just assholes.

1941
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,080
Oh, yeah.

1942
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,440
Dude, in the service industry, there are there's no shortage of assholes.

1943
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,440
Yeah, that's what he said.

1944
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,440
He goes, I did everything.

1945
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,920
He goes, nothing I would have done would have mattered.

1946
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:54,920
Exactly.

1947
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:59,560
They were angry, they have a shitty life or a shitty job, right.

1948
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,560
Taking it out on their server.

1949
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:01,560
And it sucks.

1950
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,440
But it's the real real deal.

1951
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,440
Yeah, it is.

1952
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:09,040
And and and Stephen, his his positions have been a little bit different.

1953
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,240
But you know, he's always committed.

1954
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:11,240
He goes.

1955
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:17,340
Also, so our producer is going to join the table at the mic and and she's a watchdog.

1956
01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:18,340
She hurts.

1957
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:19,760
If you've ever listened.

1958
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:23,480
So for our Irish viewers, our listeners, our Dubliners.

1959
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,760
Yeah, they hear the dog.

1960
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,320
I don't think anybody else hears the dog.

1961
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,320
It's an outer center.

1962
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,320
They hear the quiet.

1963
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,320
She's so quiet.

1964
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,320
But she is a herder.

1965
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:36,560
And whenever she senses that someone's going to leave, especially our producer, she freaks

1966
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,280
out and she wants to protect him.

1967
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,200
So Austin wants to and he's on the mic.

1968
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,720
He wants to chat about the the roller rink experience.

1969
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:44,720
Go.

1970
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,040
Do you do you can you hear me?

1971
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,040
Yes.

1972
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,040
We don't have a headset, so I can't hear myself.

1973
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,760
Oh, wait a minute right there, bro.

1974
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,760
It's not plugged in.

1975
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,760
Plug it in.

1976
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,760
There's a little bit of a splitter right there.

1977
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,760
I have to.

1978
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,760
Don't worry about this.

1979
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,760
Move forward.

1980
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,760
Make it happen.

1981
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,760
OK, anyway.

1982
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:00,760
Yeah, I had to quit the roller rink.

1983
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,080
I only worked there for like six months.

1984
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,080
Tell us what happened.

1985
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,920
You should have made him suffer.

1986
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:10,960
He was like, no, my dad was my dad was saying the point where I'm example where he was like,

1987
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,600
we put in all this hours of training me first of all.

1988
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,080
So I had the I had an interview Wednesday.

1989
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:22,280
I got the application and I'm there like every weekend and they know me.

1990
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:25,280
I was a regular there, so they already knew me.

1991
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,120
It's not like they were hiring some stranger already.

1992
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:31,960
So it was essentially a really easy job for me to get.

1993
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:41,040
And I have go to my go to the interview, AC interview, because yeah, and because you because

1994
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:48,480
you said, you know, because I'm me because because he's a physicist because he said Die

1995
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,960
Hard was a Christmas movie.

1996
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:56,720
I walked in, I said, Hi, my name is Austin Murphy and Die Hard is in fact a Christmas

1997
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:57,720
movie.

1998
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,320
And they were like, you're hired right now.

1999
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,720
I maximum.

2000
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:02,720
I'm not kidding.

2001
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,240
I worked Friday that week.

2002
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,360
Oh, I worked Friday that week.

2003
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,160
OK, they loved you.

2004
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,160
What happened?

2005
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:10,360
Tell us what went wrong.

2006
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:13,360
I had 45 minutes of training, not several hours.

2007
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,360
Hey, I don't have any training.

2008
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,360
What kind of training do you need?

2009
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:20,200
It is a call at the snack bar and roll out.

2010
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,440
I know that dogs fill up the moms.

2011
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:25,640
Yeah, figured it out.

2012
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,360
And tell us what went wrong.

2013
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,880
Oh, no, I just.

2014
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,920
I'd rather be there.

2015
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:32,920
Don't worry.

2016
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:37,440
Oh, you love the place.

2017
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,360
He was challenged because he enjoyed rollerblading there and they they're only open so many days

2018
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:43,360
a week.

2019
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:47,240
So they would never schedule him a time where he can go rollerblade.

2020
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:48,240
And is that right?

2021
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,240
Yeah.

2022
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,240
Oh, my God.

2023
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,240
They never know.

2024
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,240
No, what a burden.

2025
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,240
OK.

2026
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,240
Yeah.

2027
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:56,280
Your hobby, your passion of rollerblading got in the way of the work.

2028
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,880
The crowd is turning on you.

2029
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:58,880
You're literally dying.

2030
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,560
You're literally dying in the Roman Colosseum.

2031
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,560
You are.

2032
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:03,560
Caesar's going like this.

2033
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:04,560
You're getting 20 minutes.

2034
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,560
OK, you're on the tollway to go to a different roller.

2035
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,120
You're getting eaten right now.

2036
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,440
That is all that costs more money.

2037
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,440
But you get paid.

2038
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:15,440
You have a job.

2039
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:16,440
Yeah.

2040
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,440
OK, I'm getting paid.

2041
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,440
Yeah.

2042
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,440
I'm 30 now.

2043
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,440
I did.

2044
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,920
If I work compared, if I work somewhere else.

2045
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:22,920
OK.

2046
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:23,920
OK.

2047
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,600
But are you working anywhere else?

2048
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,600
Not at the moment.

2049
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,600
No leverage.

2050
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:28,600
Got it.

2051
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,600
Where do you want to work?

2052
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:30,600
Where's Julius Caesar right now?

2053
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,600
Well, he's taking summer classes right now.

2054
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:33,600
Right.

2055
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:34,600
Summer classes.

2056
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:39,280
He's not allowed to work at that bar in defense of our given to the bar.

2057
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,760
How many hours of summer school are you taking?

2058
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:42,920
I'm only taking one class.

2059
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:47,000
But yesterday I was at the community college for 11 hours.

2060
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,000
11.

2061
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,440
But how many are you actually spending?

2062
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,440
What the hell?

2063
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,440
Why?

2064
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:52,440
11.

2065
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,440
Why 11 hours?

2066
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,440
I was studying.

2067
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,440
Oh, nice.

2068
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:56,440
The whole time.

2069
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:57,440
OK.

2070
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:58,440
OK, that's good.

2071
01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,440
That is good.

2072
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,400
So are you planning on getting a job or no?

2073
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,240
You're going to focus on school.

2074
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,800
And there's nothing wrong with that.

2075
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,240
Another Roman focusing on school.

2076
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,640
I mean, I don't think so.

2077
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:11,320
The way this teacher is teaching, I'm going to have to read the book, memorize the book

2078
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,880
and get a hundred for the class.

2079
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,880
So probably not.

2080
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:15,880
OK.

2081
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:16,880
All right.

2082
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880
That's all good.

2083
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,760
I didn't work when I was in school.

2084
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:20,840
I did not either.

2085
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,320
I did not work when I was in school.

2086
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,440
I worked every summer and every Christmas break.

2087
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,440
Amen.

2088
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,760
That's exactly what I did at a movie theater.

2089
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:29,760
I did not.

2090
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,480
I did not work.

2091
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:32,480
That's right.

2092
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,480
I forgot about your movie theater experience.

2093
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,760
That was my original plan was to work during the summer.

2094
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:36,760
Oh, but it was brutal.

2095
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:37,760
Oh, I could just imagine.

2096
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,760
We had people coming in like, hi, Paul.

2097
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:41,760
My packing.

2098
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,760
No, they have people coming in attacking.

2099
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:44,760
I have some extra popcorn.

2100
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:45,760
You have telephone poles.

2101
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,760
Oh, I what they were.

2102
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:47,760
We had to bring in telephone.

2103
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,760
You want to share my corn dog?

2104
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,760
And I had to I had to attack like stop people from attacking other people.

2105
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,760
And I had to take them down to the ground.

2106
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:57,760
It's crazy.

2107
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,760
These corn dogs are so small.

2108
01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,760
See how far I could put this.

2109
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,760
We didn't have dogs.

2110
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,760
That would have been amazing.

2111
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:02,760
Which, by the way, that would have been amazing.

2112
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,760
We had normal hot dogs.

2113
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:09,760
Oh, imagine if someone walked in the movie theater with the corn dog and was just like

2114
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:14,760
just plopped on the floor and people stepped on it and it was stuck in that movie theater

2115
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,760
carpet.

2116
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:16,760
That's your dad, by the way.

2117
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:17,760
Nobody has they don't have corn dogs.

2118
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:18,760
I know.

2119
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,760
I'm saying what if I know they don't have corn dogs.

2120
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,760
You guys make fun of me working at a movie theater.

2121
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,760
You want to know what was what you served?

2122
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,760
Sir Fletcher has hazard pay.

2123
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:29,760
You want to hear hazard pay?

2124
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:36,760
So summertime, everybody's like the line to get into the theater is freaking out the door.

2125
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,760
All sorts of pressure.

2126
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,760
And they're like, we're just waiting for people to leave the theater.

2127
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:42,760
Hold on.

2128
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:43,760
Hold on.

2129
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,760
Sajad wants to suck your dick.

2130
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,760
I can't do it.

2131
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:49,760
I can't wait.

2132
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,760
Just wait.

2133
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:51,760
So we're crowded outside.

2134
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:52,760
And then you meet your wife.

2135
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:55,760
We're getting ready to sneak into the side doors.

2136
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:56,760
We're getting ready to clean the theater.

2137
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:57,760
No, you guys got to go back.

2138
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:58,760
Shut up.

2139
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,760
We're getting ready to clean the theater.

2140
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:01,760
People are lined up out this.

2141
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:04,760
And we got we got to turn this theater around.

2142
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,760
We got to get in there, clean it, kill it.

2143
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:07,760
Right.

2144
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:08,760
I run in there.

2145
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:15,760
Well, running up and down the aisles, getting all the popcorn bag, getting all the all the all the candy boxes, all this kind of stuff.

2146
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:23,760
And then there's that cup, the little cup, the dip cup full of P of dip cup.

2147
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,760
And I'm grabbing, grabbing, grabbing.

2148
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:29,760
Oh, two, three fingers into the dip cup.

2149
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:30,760
Why would you do that?

2150
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,760
Because it's dark and we got to get this shit clean quick.

2151
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:34,760
Why did you turn the lights on?

2152
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:35,760
I disagree.

2153
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:36,760
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

2154
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,760
Why would you grab a cup like that?

2155
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,760
First of all, doesn't matter because you're cleaning.

2156
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:41,760
You got to get going.

2157
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:46,760
So I put two fingers into the fucking dip cup and I'm lifting it up going.

2158
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:47,760
That's rule number one.

2159
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:48,760
Yeah, I'm done.

2160
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:51,760
I think I think the suffer quotient on this is about a two.

2161
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,760
No, it's a it's a eleven and a half.

2162
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,760
Have you put your hands and fingers in a dip cup?

2163
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,760
OK, I put it on.

2164
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:01,760
No, you haven't.

2165
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:02,760
I mean, cleaning the roller.

2166
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:03,760
You haven't.

2167
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:04,760
That tour.

2168
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,760
No, doesn't matter.

2169
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,760
Dip cup tour.

2170
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:09,760
I've had a good time.

2171
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,760
Take some weird things at the roller rink.

2172
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:12,760
Hold on.

2173
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,760
Taint.

2174
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:14,760
Hold on.

2175
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,760
That was a different job.

2176
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:16,760
We haven't talked about this job.

2177
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:17,760
The taint.

2178
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:18,760
Wait a minute.

2179
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,760
We don't have any direction right now.

2180
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:21,760
Yeah.

2181
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:22,760
Where's our producers?

2182
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,760
We're not on where we're doing.

2183
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:25,760
We center.

2184
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:26,760
All right.

2185
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:27,760
Give me that falls.

2186
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:28,760
Get back.

2187
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,760
Get the hell out of here.

2188
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,760
That was a good party.

2189
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,760
It was.

2190
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:33,760
No, no.

2191
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:34,760
Thank you.

2192
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,760
Thank you for the young.

2193
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,760
That was good.

2194
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:37,760
Thank you.

2195
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:38,760
Young people.

2196
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,760
Young.

2197
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:44,120
So dudes like us, we have kids and they work and it's important that we recognize that.

2198
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:47,760
But at the same time, it's important that we recognize, too.

2199
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:48,760
Seriously.

2200
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:57,760
It's important that we recognize that they are not as in tune with what's normal, with

2201
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:58,760
reality.

2202
01:15:58,760 --> 01:15:59,760
I think it's the reality.

2203
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:00,760
They're spoiled.

2204
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:02,760
And the Frisco bubble.

2205
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:03,760
Correct.

2206
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:04,760
It's the Frisco.

2207
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:10,920
And I tease my boys with it, especially my oldest, because his standards are at a level

2208
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:16,240
where I know when I was in college, I wasn't anywhere close to what his standards are right

2209
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,240
now.

2210
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,440
So Austin, let me pose this question.

2211
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,360
I know you don't have a microphone over there, but I'm just going to ask it in general.

2212
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,880
Austin, are you hearing me?

2213
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:27,720
So if you had to work that job, let's just say, they were forced and you had to work

2214
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,080
like 50 hours a week.

2215
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,120
Can you imagine doing that?

2216
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,480
How miserable would you be?

2217
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,480
I mean, it would be miserable, right?

2218
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,200
It's not a matter of hard, but it's boring.

2219
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:40,040
With a brain like yours, it'd be really boring.

2220
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:45,640
So you'd be wanting to like do extra stuff and move on and start managing and do.

2221
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:48,640
I mean, you're not going to be stuck there behind the snack bar.

2222
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:51,040
At least most people should.

2223
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,440
You know, you want to start out.

2224
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:55,480
But my point is, is that's the suffer.

2225
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:56,480
Is it the suffer factor?

2226
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,840
I have a question for Randy.

2227
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:04,400
I know your daughter has not started a job, but it's kind of like a real job.

2228
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:10,240
How is she adapting to an eight to five every day job?

2229
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:15,560
Well, so she's an outlier because she's a killer.

2230
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:22,160
I mean, when she was five years old, I was driving her to get dinner and she was on a

2231
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:28,040
Montessori school pre-K and I was like, I'm going to go get dinner.

2232
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,120
And she said, well, I've got some homework to do.

2233
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,920
And I said, well, we'll do it in the morning.

2234
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:34,720
And she cried hysterically.

2235
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:39,160
Like, I have to get it done tonight.

2236
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,460
I said, OK.

2237
01:17:41,460 --> 01:17:47,320
So if you transform that when she's 14 and we're like, hey, we're going to Sunday brunch.

2238
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:48,320
You want to go?

2239
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,400
She's like, no, I got to study.

2240
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,640
So that's a hardwired thing.

2241
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:54,640
Yeah.

2242
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:55,640
That's different.

2243
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:56,640
That's an anomaly.

2244
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,520
And that's why she is who she is.

2245
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,640
She's brilliant.

2246
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:00,640
She is brilliant.

2247
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:05,840
And she's graduating in three years from A&M and she's got a job.

2248
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,720
So inner drive and intrinsic and extrinsic is different for everybody.

2249
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:14,080
It's not a you're better than worse.

2250
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,840
Well, I'm just asking is how is she?

2251
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,360
She accepting the daily grind, I guess.

2252
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,840
I mean, she's a soldier.

2253
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:24,840
That's a problem.

2254
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:25,840
I keep asking her.

2255
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,320
I'm waiting for it to kick her ass.

2256
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,320
Right.

2257
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,320
And I'm like, how are you doing?

2258
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:30,320
I'm fine.

2259
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:31,320
But that's how she is.

2260
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:32,320
Like probably a gem.

2261
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:39,080
I'm like, yep, I'm good because she doesn't want to ever tell me show it's kicking my

2262
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,080
ass.

2263
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,080
Right.

2264
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,640
And by the way, she only has to go into the office like two days a week.

2265
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:44,640
I'm like, pussy.

2266
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:45,640
I know.

2267
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:46,640
Right.

2268
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:47,640
But I'm like, fine.

2269
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,640
Fine.

2270
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:49,640
We've actually talked about that.

2271
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:50,640
So she works from home?

2272
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,640
Someday.

2273
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:52,640
Well, no.

2274
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:57,880
But the other day she has to drive from Frisco to downtown Dallas, log in and do everything.

2275
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:58,880
Oh, shit.

2276
01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,880
Yeah.

2277
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:05,120
Because we've talked about that at dinner where I asked her and it was like her first

2278
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,520
week and it's tiring.

2279
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,520
It's just a physical thing.

2280
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:09,520
Oh, she's getting her ass kicked.

2281
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:10,520
It's just a physical thing.

2282
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:16,600
And, you know, we talked and she said that she would prefer to work remote.

2283
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:19,360
I'm like, as would we all.

2284
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:22,160
But it's not really the reality.

2285
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:27,480
Maybe it's a version of reality these days, but it's not, you cannot count on working

2286
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:30,160
from home in a job after college.

2287
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:33,000
But in today's world, you could.

2288
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,000
You almost can.

2289
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,000
You could.

2290
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,000
That's what I mean.

2291
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,000
But you can't.

2292
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:44,280
I mean, for a cybersecurity company, he works his ass off when he has something to do.

2293
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,520
But if he doesn't, he plays video games during the day.

2294
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,840
I like that.

2295
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:56,840
And then he's given something and then I have nothing to do.

2296
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:57,840
Video games.

2297
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:02,180
But it's crazy to earn that privilege.

2298
01:20:02,180 --> 01:20:07,760
If your kid can score a 1480, you get straight grades, then you can.

2299
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,800
If your kid's going to fuck off all the time.

2300
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,600
No, you don't get that privilege.

2301
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:12,600
Correct.

2302
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,240
The slave trade is the same.

2303
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:15,240
Listen.

2304
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:16,240
Yeah.

2305
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:17,240
Why are you screaming at us?

2306
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,240
Sorry.

2307
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,240
This music.

2308
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,240
I'm scared right now.

2309
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:22,520
Here's my theory.

2310
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,360
You either work hard early.

2311
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:29,800
You either work hard early to work less later.

2312
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,000
Or you work less early to work hard later.

2313
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,000
That's it.

2314
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,000
That's it.

2315
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,000
Right?

2316
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,000
We got to fix that.

2317
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,400
We're all over the place.

2318
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,560
I enjoy the hell out of all of it.

2319
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,120
It's a dudes like must moment.

2320
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:45,480
And this is great.

2321
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,480
We're enjoying time.

2322
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:50,300
This is Randy visiting with us and he did the full thing.

2323
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:52,120
And we enjoyed some great bourbon.

2324
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:54,160
We're a little happy.

2325
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,160
Slap happy.

2326
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:58,120
I think we had some really good discussions.

2327
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,480
I think we had some really good discussions tonight.

2328
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:01,480
Yeah.

2329
01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:02,480
They were very good.

2330
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:03,480
First half or second half.

2331
01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:04,480
It was good.

2332
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,480
And very important.

2333
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:06,560
Hey look, this dudes like us, we got to get going because the song is about to end.

2334
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:10,560
I am focused on the energy developments that we solved.

2335
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,960
Wait, everybody left.

2336
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:13,960
Okay.

2337
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,480
It's just you and me, Jeff.

2338
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:19,640
What do you think?

2339
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:20,640
And this is.

2340
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:21,640
Are you watching the producer?

2341
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:22,800
This is Dudes Like Us and I'm Paul.

2342
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:23,800
I'm Sean.

2343
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,520
I'm Jeff.

2344
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,440
And we have a guest star.

2345
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,440
Randy.

2346
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:30,440
Randy.

2347
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,440
There we go.

2348
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,440
Definitely the season.

2349
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:33,440
All right.

2350
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,440
We will catch you guys at the end of June.

2351
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:35,440
It's going to burn.

2352
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:36,440
It's going to be a while.

2353
01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:37,440
All right.

2354
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,440
We'll see you soon.

2355
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:39,440
Have a good night.

2356
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,440
All right.

2357
01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:56,080
Have a good night.