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It was a birthday gift.

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Oh, boom, boom.

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What's it called?

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Four... Fourgate.

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Fourgate. Fourgate.

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Oh, dudes like us. It's, um...

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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It's the middle of the June right now.

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It is. Beware the Ides of June.

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Where the heat starts to come out and

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melt you. How dare you be comfortable

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for the other ten months out of the year.

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God, this week has been brutal.

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It has.

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Hot stuff.

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Yeah, Preston's in the backyard.

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He set up a... I bought him a punching

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thing, like, for Christmas.

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Got him, like, a really nice...

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Well, what I thought was an ice one, whatever.

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It was expensive. A punching bag?

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You fill up with sand or water.

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it screws in. It's a big thing.

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He's out in the back with his gloves on,

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just going to town.

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What do you call those things that go...

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Those are speed bags?

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Speed bag.

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He's got his Creed II soundtrack playing

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while he's working out.

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He probably does. Nice.

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Yeah, they like that movie.

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Alright, so, um,

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for my birthday back in April, my wife

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bought... Well, should we do some

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introductions first? We should.

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Oh, hi. This dude's like us. I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff, and we have a special

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guest. Special guest.

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Rende. Special Rende.

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I like that. He's got a little flair to it.

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This is part two for Rende, so we've changed

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some things up a little bit. No, I think he's been on

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three times. Three times?

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Yep. Third time, cool.

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So, yeah, we've rearranged a little bit,

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upgraded some things, so hopefully you enjoyed

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and we're about to enjoy this

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exceptional bourbon that Sean got.

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bourbons because the feedback is that we're

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talking about beef.

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Actually, the feedback we got was

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talk more about beef and the cuts of beef

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and the parts of a cow.

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They said dedicate more time to that.

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Total Wine, and she was just,

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you know, she wanted to get me

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something nice, and she doesn't really know what to get me

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because she's like, well, I'm not buying him another Xbox,

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so he's not getting that. There we go.

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She's like, she picked out this

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Fork 8 bottle. It was 200 bucks.

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and said, open that case.

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Yeah, and our friend Kevin was there, and, you know,

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he opened it up, and then,

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the angels come out.

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The alarm goes off.

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Look, someone's going to buy that.

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Stop it. No, no, no, really.

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That idiot, he's going to buy that bottle.

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expensive bottles. Are they really

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that good? Are they really worth it?

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I mean, this is good.

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Is it $200 good? No.

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good because we've had some that are

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just as good, that are half, less than half that.

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It's good enough that for a single

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purchase, there's no regret.

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It's a solid experience, but

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a one and done is fine. On our dime,

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anyway. Now, all you

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listeners, if you want to challenge

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our theory. Correct.

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This isn't a knockoff, this isn't a knock to 4K

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because it's fantastic.

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It's very good. And it wasn't really

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to 4K in a $200 bottle.

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$200 is a little bit too much.

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ones out there, like a Liquor King

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two grand,

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$2,999. What was that?

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It's a Woodford Reserve

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subspecial

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bottle. But it's in aged at least four

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booze like that is

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you buy it as a commodity. It's kind of

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like buying gold because you want to hold on

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some money on reselling it. Otherwise,

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come on, it's retarded to purchase something like

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that. You'd have to be

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stupid wealthy.

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There's a lot of people that aren't.

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perfect. This is great for you.

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4K, this one is a rye.

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It's not a bourbon.

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It's rye whiskey.

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I thought you said it was a high rye bourbon, but it's a rye.

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It's a rye. It's solid

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rye.

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I don't have the bottle, I don't have the stats

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7-year, rye down

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under batch is 16.

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with a mashable of 95%

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rye, which is

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high. Crazy high.

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I tell you what, I think we always associate

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high rye with like spicy

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and this and that. This is not.

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the ryes are becoming to be more palatable.

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anymore and we need to

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get into the ryes. There's some really good ones

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out there. There are proof of this.

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There's something very unique about this one. It's finished

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Kelvin Cooperage. What would you say?

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extremely raw. I want it to

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burn. I want it to taste really good.

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coke. I was surprised that it is

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MGP. You know, I figured they would

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this. If you are looking to give

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appreciation, this one you're not going to regret.

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fan. Because if you buy this just out of the blue

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they'll be like, oh my god, this stuff's awful.

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something about, I had brought up

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the caramel. It says it's got

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mint, kind of the coolness,

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before or a whiskey.

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I didn't get that. That's what reminded me of it.

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bit. Well, let's say you, Mr. Dude

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like us, Randy, what's going on in your life

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lately? What's the latest

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and greatest super deal?

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with that. Trying to stay

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cautiously optimistic.

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the music changes, a shoe drops,

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and the plot has to thicken.

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So I'm hoping that doesn't happen. But just

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having a blast. Really, really

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enjoying it. Oh, you travel. At one point

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you said you're going to have to do quite a bit of traveling.

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sixth city in Atlanta next

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month. So that's got me on the

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road between our five others we've opened in the

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last two years.

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business? Technology

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consulting firm. The best way

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to explain it is when you go to like the

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Star, right? An architect

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builds the Cowboys

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headquarters and that Starfield and that

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Omni Hotel. Well, we're the architect

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for all that technology that goes and lives and

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breathes in it. So that's our role

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on projects for real estate.

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Nice. Very nice.

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things have been rebounding

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apparently dark clouds on the horizon is what I'm

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hearing. Yeah.

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They're talking about recession. They're

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talking about things tightening. They're talking about

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interest rates skyrocketing.

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I'm hearing all sorts of CEOs come

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coming. It's coming. I always wonder how

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posturing for the Wall

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the reaction to the

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rhetoric. Yeah, that's fair. So I think we have to

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temper some of that. I also think

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recession simply means

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three quarters of not growing.

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sprint 365. Right, right,

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right. And I also think for all of us in

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it's we've been one of the

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best recession proof areas.

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to our low cost of living. You've

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probably heard today Caterpillar is

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relocating their headquarters to Irving

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and we now have more from from

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California or from where?

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somewhere in the upper Midwest. But we

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know we do have that going for sure. We now

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have more Fortune 500 headquarters

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than even New York and California for the first time.

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Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah, as of

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this week. But is it just me? I mean, you

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guys are you guys hearing so much doom and gloom

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like like I haven't seen so much

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doom and gloom in a while. I don't know if it's

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just the news trying to

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beat up Joe Biden

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by saying all this stuff. But

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you know, the midterms are coming

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up. So they're like talking a big game

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or something. Or who knows, right? What I look

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at are the cost of living

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and you know, the gas and how much

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things are gone up. I mean,

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is it can we handle it?

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handle 15, 20 percent if it goes up

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a little bit more. But that's still

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10, 15, 20 percent more than

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I paid before

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Biden got in office. Yeah, not to

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but you know, why? Why

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is that? You know, we don't have to answer that.

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Oh, yeah. Who knows? It's too complicated.

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Heavy, heavy topic right now. But you know what? It doesn't

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hurt. It hurts the

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it hurts the people that are like

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you know, two, you know, a man

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and a wife both work in a job

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or two and together they're pulling

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in, you know,

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way less than probably what any

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of us make. Right. It kills them.

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This kind of inflation

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and all that kind of stuff. So not to veer off

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into a too big of a mathematical

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computation, but

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there's no incentive for any

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manufacturers to keep going

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when there's a

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a downtime.

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Right. So if you own a manufacturing facility,

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shut it down,

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don't produce, save your costs.

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When the market spins back up, just say

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hey, supply chain issues, jack the price up

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exorbitantly, recoup your losses

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that you didn't have when it was shut down and idle.

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Right. Why wouldn't some

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I need a Harvard mathematician.

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That's what they're doing with the gas, in other words. Right.

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We need a Harvard mathematician to go to the critical

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supplies needed and say, listen, we're going to give

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you a subsidy of X just to produce

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Y amount, way below,

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so that you don't gouge us on the other side,

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which is more than the X.

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regarding the gas, using

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that as a variable.

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We were going to work.

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stayed at home. So we weren't

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selling gas. And guess what? After

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COVID, the majority

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of folks are still at home. So they're

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still not paying gas. So the gas companies

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out there, they're freaking out.

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Because they're not making near as much as

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they used to. I don't

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know. Well, there's no incentive for them to

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keep running the rig at a million

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dollar cost a day or whatever it is,

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to then have it sit idle in a

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and by the way, the refiners can't hold

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it. You have to move it. Right. We're in a

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just in time supply chain. So

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there's some balance there that

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makes it, you know, of course, pinch the consumer.

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Right. Well, it takes investors to drill

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a well. Right. And those investors are holding their

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money because they got bit

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last time, you know,

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if the administration relaxes

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some regulations and then

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all of a sudden people start investing. Also,

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those regulations get tightened up again.

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It's going to lock all their money up.

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How do you think the investors for the

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Keystone pipeline feel?

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Case in point, it

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takes money to drill and the people that

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have the money that invest in this are not

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spending it. So they're

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holding on to it until who knows

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maybe two more years, right, until there's an administration

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change potentially or regulation

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or policy policy changes.

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You know, fuck the ministrations. It's all

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about the policies here. Policy that they're strumming

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right now with this. Let's get

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rid of fossil fuels is come on.

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It's just not realistic. No, it's not

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at all. You know, maybe

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maybe a hundred year plan to get

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off the fossil fuels, but not a

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you know, five, ten year plan.

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Biden's thinking exactly

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right. I am interested to see what the

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electric vehicle impact is

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in a decade, though, at least

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we'll see something in our lifetime to see the data.

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You mean where we get rid of all the batteries?

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Yeah, well, exactly.

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What like what is the net and is anyone really

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going to analyze the true story and

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more importantly, tell it? No, because

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they don't acknowledge it now. Yeah.

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The folks, I mean, I'd like to have a Tesla

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or some kind of like. Yeah, I'm not against them.

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I think they're cool shit and everything.

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But you're referring to the energy that it takes

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to charge it. The whole life cycle.

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Right. Right. The whole carbon

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footprint, so to speak. But the battery, like

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in a Tesla is the entire underside of the car.

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It's not like a little 12 volt battery.

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So these batteries.

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It's not like a thousand double double

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A's.

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Well, I mean, I talk

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about this every other podcast,

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but there's that hydroelectrolysis

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that they're talking about that is

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like floating out. That's never going to happen.

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Wow. I mean,

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is that a real thing? Have you

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heard of it?

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That's never going to happen.

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They've got videos out there

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every single day that show

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these these guys that

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convert their

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God bless that good brain fart motor,

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whatever kind of motor is, they convert it

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to water and they basically take

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these plates, they hook up a battery to the plates

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put inside of salt water.

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The salt water, the

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electrified plates in the

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salt water emit the hydrogen

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separates it and the hydrogen sucked

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into another vessel where

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it's vacuumed and then

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in return, that's put

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into the carburetor and boom.

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You got yourself a good...

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All of those videos end with a SWAT team

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breaking into the house.

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Well, I put

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there's something

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I mean, listen,

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the US is, we all

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know, behind the rest of the world when it comes

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to energy

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conservation because we like

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capitalism and we like selling as much as we'll consume

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and that's not a bad thing or a good thing.

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Not stating it either way. I'm just saying

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necessity is the mother invention. Well,

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other region in the world

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have constraints so they do innovate

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and they do embrace it more than we do

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because we can make money at it. Because we have freedom.

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Well, they have like... Freedom of

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choice. I saw like in Taiwan

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this video and

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it was on TikTok granted but still

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this dude had a hooptie

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little moped and

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he had put several little bottles on the side

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of it that were filled up with

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the solutions they have up there

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and he was running his little moped on water

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and it showed him

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little carton hose. Well, and it was a kit

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that you could buy.

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If I remember correctly. You sent that to me.

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Why isn't this

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stuff... I mean,

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if we really want to talk about the carbon footprint

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I mean, why aren't we doing that?

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Oh, we know why guys. The people

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who make the money control the

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policy. I mean, I'm not mad at them.

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Hydrogen...

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Look, if they're going to make us

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pay eight dollars a gallon or some

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folks eight dollars a gallon

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then I just

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think it's the Department of Energy.

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But I don't think there's necessarily a conspiracy

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going on there. I think part of the problem

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is we cannot appreciate how this

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stuff needs to scale.

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To imagine

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that kind of apparatus running

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a diesel truck,

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it can't scale.

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These energy

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experts know

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that it takes this much energy,

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this much power, this much...

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But the EV vehicles can't do it either.

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There are no electric trucks yet.

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When are they going to come out with

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the electric combines

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that's going to run your

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farms and your tractors?

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It's almost more like a gimmick

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more than it is something

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practical. First off,

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what kind of subsidies is Elon Musk getting

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to run Tesla? Would it be

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profitable if he didn't get these subsidies from the government?

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Is he getting subsidies from the government?

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Solar panels are getting subsidies

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from the government.

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Solar companies.

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And they went belly up.

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So you know what I mean?

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I just don't know if the technology

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is sustainable. That's my point.

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I think the evolution is you prove it,

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conceptualize it, but then you're right.

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I'll give you an example. One of my college

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friends, a company called

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Ubiquitous Energy.

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Guy from Michigan State

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and MIT built a

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translucent film

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you can apply to any glass

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surface. So you look through it like a

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window, you don't know the difference. But it immediately

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makes it solar

548
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powered.

549
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
And so they've been applying it to

550
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
smart watches and

551
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
small window panes. Well, it's taken them

552
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
10 years since they invented it, to

553
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
finally do a commercial grade

554
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
skyscraper sized

555
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
pane of glass. It's taken them that long to apply

556
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
it to where it will fit a

557
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
16 foot tall by 8 foot pane of glass

558
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
you see on a downtown skyscraper. To be practical.

559
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Right. Now, once they get that

560
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
right, but took 10 years,

561
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
imagine if every building of glass

562
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
in your high rise area

563
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
was collecting

564
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
solar. Well, what if it was?

565
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Let's say we did it.

566
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
How much energy is that going to produce?

567
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
So it produces

568
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
well, you have to read the paper, but

569
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
it's got a 0.16 coefficient

570
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
blah blah, but it collects

571
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
you know, to me, the most

572
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Is it enough to sustain the building?

573
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Or does it still need to pull the

574
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
off the grid? Depending on surface area.

575
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Right. And like if it's a

576
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
60 story building versus 30 story

577
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
versus density of usage, but

578
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
to me, I think the people that

579
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
I was really encouraged when oil companies

580
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
were trying to become those

581
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
new energies because then

582
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
those greedy monopolistic

583
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
power hungry guys could just

584
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
profit on the next great thing.

585
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
But it didn't seem to happen.

586
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
So we need them, we need to appease them

587
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
somehow. Like why isn't there a charging station

588
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
at every gas station? If I'm a 7-eleven

589
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
owner, oh no, I'm cutting

590
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
into my gas. No, they have the car anyway.

591
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
They're driving by your gas station to get

592
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
a charge for your electricity.

593
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
They charge 30 cents a KW versus

594
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
the 10-12 you get at your house

595
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
or whatever. So

596
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
there's a way to get there. Right. I read

597
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
an article actually today that

598
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
about

599
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
how to recharge

600
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
the electric. Because the big question is

601
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
how does your electrical grid nationwide

602
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
or statewide support all the

603
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
electrical vehicles that people

604
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
say are going to be out there? And they

605
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
broke it down by kilowatt per hour.

606
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
They said, you know, I don't remember

607
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
which Tesla it was. The 75

608
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
watt or kilowatt

609
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
per hour battery that they have.

610
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
And they say, and they broke

611
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
down, a solar panel typically makes this

612
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
much. And they broke it down and says, if you

613
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
deplete your battery every day,

614
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
you will need 75 solar panels

615
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
just to charge

616
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
this one car. Wow. Daily.

617
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Daily. Well, and I'm

618
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
also expecting the skeptic to say,

619
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
what's the carbon

620
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
footprint to produce that power

621
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
you're plugging into at your house? There you go.

622
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
So if we're not nuclear and clean

623
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
and we're doing other things, I would expect

624
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
some criticism in that model.

625
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
It's all natural gas.

626
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Almost undeniably

627
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
natural gas. The biggest producer of

628
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
the solar panel is China right now.

629
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
And I hear that it's extremely

630
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
dirty to produce these solar panels.

631
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh, wonderful.

632
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Well, and they have no regulations

633
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
over there. They can do whatever they want. They can

634
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
pollute as much as they want. So I think for those

635
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
listening so far, they should pour another drink. We've solved

636
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
nothing.

637
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
We're not in despair.

638
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I encourage people to

639
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
go out there and try to convert those

640
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
motors. Well, you said you're going to try to do it.

641
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Well, I

642
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
want to build a motor.

643
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Honda Pilot.

644
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
I want to take a generator. I want to go buy a couple hundred

645
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
dollar generator and

646
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I'm going to see if I can make some modifications.

647
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I can see it now. I can see the headline

648
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
in Dallas Morning News.

649
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
You see a mushroom cloud at the griffys.

650
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Man trying to build

651
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
an impractical engine killed everyone

652
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
in the neighborhood. Man jettisoned

653
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
200 yards.

654
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Flying man in four directions.

655
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Well, this one guy,

656
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
he had

657
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
he was powering up his

658
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
torches for

659
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
welding and the

660
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
hydrogen it was producing when he

661
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
lit it on fire, it was burning

662
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
through cans, aluminum

663
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
cans. Just

664
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
you know, and you see that

665
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
there's a big table and there's nothing

666
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
else there and it's

667
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
you see it all working. There's a little battery down there

668
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
and it's all going down the line and he's got a little thing

669
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
and it's

670
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
amazing. Yeah, it is. So I'm just like

671
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
there's something there and

672
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
it frustrates me when we're

673
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
talking about all these

674
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
challenges. Yeah, these challenges

675
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
we have trying to get better gas

676
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
prices and stuff when you can make some

677
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
simple, hypothetically makes sense. Hypothetically.

678
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Because I mean they got the story back

679
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
in the 70s, 80s, in the 80s

680
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
where this guy had a little dune buggy. And they

681
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
whacked him? Yeah, it's been around for a long time and has gone

682
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
zero. And then poisoned him.

683
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Yeah, they whacked him you said. Yeah.

684
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
That's what you said. Well, it's a news article.

685
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
I mean it was put out that it's exactly

686
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
what he said. He was having lunch with his brother

687
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
and his brother went out, they've poisoned

688
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
the guy was like, they poisoned me, they

689
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
poisoned me. Wow.

690
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
And he runs out of the restaurant and

691
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
that's why you shouldn't make this little motor.

692
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
That's exactly why I should.

693
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Because you guys will know.

694
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Well, we're also a little bit biased

695
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
that we even talk relevant about solar

696
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
and wind power based on where we are.

697
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
There are some parts of the country that have

698
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
no sun and no wind. They're like, what are we even

699
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
talking about? Right.

700
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Oh, they're screwed. Right.

701
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
With all these EPA regulations and everything

702
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
else they want to do, they're going to be in the dark

703
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
for months. Well, that's the thing. You mentioned

704
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
this new glass treatment.

705
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
But what happens

706
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
in some po-dunk

707
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
small town? Hey, where I grew up there's 65

708
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
days of direct sunshine a day. That's

709
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
300 a year, I mean, that are not.

710
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Right. I mean, you would do nothing there.

711
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
And if you get next to no wind,

712
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
like we're spoiled. The

713
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Sunbelt region from

714
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
the Carolinas over to

715
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Arizona just have a different

716
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
opportunity.

717
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Right. So I think the

718
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
only practical solution is something you brought up

719
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
before, Jeff. You have to require

720
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
in an office building, you require all of your employees

721
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
to pedal all day long.

722
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
That's what Jeff said.

723
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Oh, is that you?

724
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
No, that was Jeff. Jeff's like,

725
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
let's open a gym. If there's

726
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
15,000 people pedaling. We'll do a thousand cycles.

727
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
And we're going to collect the energy.

728
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Say, hey, you know what? We have a free gym.

729
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Free gym. You guys want to come out to the gym? It's free.

730
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
And you do that in your office building.

731
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
It's cycle hour 24-7.

732
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
And all you got to do, and we'll see how much that adds to the grid.

733
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
Now, think about it.

734
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
If you don't generate 37 kilowatts,

735
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
you get fired.

736
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
You get spied on.

737
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Well, I mean, can you imagine?

738
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I mean, how much would it produce though?

739
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
You all get in shape too.

740
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Because from what I understand, based on

741
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
the little generator

742
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
you hook onto your tire

743
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
and you run it up to your handlebars

744
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
with the little light and you

745
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
turn it on at night.

746
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
And you go as fast as you can, and

747
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
the little light's getting brighter.

748
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Is it enough? And then you get tired

749
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
and it goes out.

750
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Is it like a two watt light bulb?

751
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
And then you're like crashing into shit.

752
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
You go regular speed, it's all dim, you can barely see it.

753
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Well, you could build those things to create more power, right?

754
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
The generator is better.

755
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
So anyway, I think that's a novel idea.

756
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
It's really the only solution, Jeff.

757
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
It's the only...

758
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
It's the thing that's going to save humanity.

759
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Well, all the bikes and all those gyms.

760
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Just network it, boom.

761
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Stick it into some kind of storage thing.

762
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
I do believe the gym at my

763
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
college is powered by the gym.

764
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Oh, stop it. I do believe that.

765
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Stop it. Yeah.

766
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
No it is not. But again, small footprint.

767
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Small footprint. You would need a DC to

768
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
AC converter and then go back

769
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
from AC to DC again.

770
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
How crazy would one light bulb be?

771
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Do they have one light bulb in that gym?

772
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
And the loss switching it twice, right?

773
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
The electrical loss and the switching.

774
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
What do they call that?

775
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
The loss. Okay, here's a great idea.

776
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
You know, just like there's a

777
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
one cup for all Division I schools.

778
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Like they compete to win the overall

779
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
championship across all sports.

780
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
They ought to do one for electrical

781
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
output through their gym-amomimeter.

782
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
There you go.

783
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
You got athletes up there running, we got to win the cup.

784
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Okay, we could

785
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
gimmick this. What if we create little

786
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
tiny generators in every faucet so when

787
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
the water runs through it...

788
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
There you go. Like a water wheel.

789
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
A water wheel.

790
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
That'd be enough to power... You know how many faucets there are

791
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
in the United States of America?

792
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Alright, another one pretty out there.

793
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
It was a Matrix

794
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
movie inspired.

795
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
You know those icy hot patches you can

796
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
put on your back? Imagine if

797
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
that was a

798
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
power collector and all day

799
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
the BTU's you kick off as a human. You come

800
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
home and you slap that on a console and

801
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
that contributes to powering your house.

802
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
We've already talked about capturing methane.

803
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Okay.

804
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Another idea.

805
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
We could put a hydro wheel

806
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
on his butthole.

807
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
That wasn't the idea.

808
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Think about it. All your employees

809
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
you're feeding them beans.

810
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
They're on a bicycle.

811
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
They've got an ash mask.

812
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
An ash mask.

813
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
You got a sweatshop somewhere?

814
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
All these cows you put something over their blood cap

815
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
to capture the methane. Humans. While they're peddling.

816
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Cows produce so much more.

817
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Is methane dense or

818
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
is it float up? It floats because they

819
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
feed it to the greenhouse gases.

820
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
So you have to capture it.

821
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Interesting.

822
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
That was really a sad day when you actually

823
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
found an article that talked about a

824
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
cow ash mask.

825
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Makes you think about grass.

826
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
That's all they eat.

827
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Maybe we need to

828
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
start eating grass.

829
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
If you were to take a hot air balloon

830
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
hypothetically and a

831
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
hose and float

832
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
it straight up in the air.

833
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Let's say you get to that area where the methane gas is.

834
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
What if

835
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
you get it up to that area and you start sucking down

836
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
that methane gas?

837
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Make like a methane tornado.

838
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
What? Tornado?

839
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
No, no, no. I'm just saying

840
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
get the balloon to the

841
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
elevation to where that gas is.

842
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Because it's all in these little

843
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
pockets the higher you get.

844
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
The stratosphere.

845
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
So get up to that area and then just start

846
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
sucking in.

847
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Instead of deep sea drilling we're going

848
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
high air drilling. Smart.

849
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
How clean is that?

850
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Is there really a layer of methane

851
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
that's up there? Evidently the

852
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
hydrocarbons are up there.

853
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Is that the same thing? The methane? The fart gas?

854
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
And you know we have the nano carbon

855
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
technology that can build little tubes that

856
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
literally can bend without breaking as the

857
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
earth spins and rotates.

858
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
We just have a really ugly sky

859
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
but maybe it is now to some people.

860
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
We talked about

861
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
those elevators to the moon.

862
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
To the space station, right?

863
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
You never heard about the elevators?

864
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Of course I have.

865
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
We're blowing Paul's mind right now.

866
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Very practical.

867
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I think we're worth the $200.

868
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Paul, I don't know.

869
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Yeah, I'm going to lose this competition.

870
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Good Lord.

871
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
I'm going to build like, you know what I

872
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
wanted to build? You know those little balls

873
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
that you go back and forth?

874
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
What if you build one that's

875
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
humongous

876
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
and it just sits there and creates energy?

877
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Right? Somehow it's connected to a

878
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
generator and it never stops.

879
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
It just goes click, click, click

880
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
but it's like boom, boom, boom.

881
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
And it just somehow generates

882
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
energy. Somehow. At least mine

883
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
I'm telling you how it will.

884
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Anything that

885
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
moves you can connect some sort of wheel to it.

886
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
We did not establish

887
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
the brainstorming rules of there's no criticism

888
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
and brainstorming. Yeah, thanks a lot.

889
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
I'm just going because

890
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
he jumped out my shit so hard

891
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
about all my ideas. Paul's like

892
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
that's stupid. You're an idiot.

893
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I never said that.

894
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Mine's a giant ball rocker idea.

895
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Good Lord.

896
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Can you imagine how loud that would be?

897
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
It would be like you would need your

898
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
ear.

899
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Boom.

900
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
But it never stops.

901
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Does it ever stop? I guess it slows down.

902
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
It does eventually. Well then you

903
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
start it again.

904
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Yeah, but the energy to pull that ball back.

905
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Then

906
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
the other thing I was thinking, what if you made

907
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
this gigantic thing that you spin

908
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
it up, right? And it's like a big rubber band.

909
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Right? And then it unwinds

910
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
and when it unwinds it spins up again

911
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
and it unwinds again and

912
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
it just keeps going back and forth.

913
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
It makes energy forever. Is that called potential energy?

914
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
No, it does not. Yes, it does.

915
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
It is. But there is one thing.

916
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
There is in the Smithsonian

917
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
there is a pendulum

918
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
that never stops. There we go.

919
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
I'm assuming that's due to

920
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
gravitational pull. Correct. So there's a free energy

921
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
from the cosmos. Correct. So it's

922
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
in the Smithsonian. Okay. And it's

923
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
the string is, I don't know, three stories

924
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
and you're all the way down to the bottom. It's this huge ball.

925
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Yes. And it tells

926
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
I don't know if it tells the time or something like that

927
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
but it's forever moving.

928
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Attach a wheel to it and you can make

929
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
energy. We might get a kilowatt

930
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
a day or something. Well, that's interesting.

931
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
That's more than me on a bike.

932
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
About a thousand bikes.

933
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Powerhouse.

934
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Thousand kilowatts. You just

935
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
charged your Tesla. See all these people

936
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
stressing about energy production and all that kind of shit.

937
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
We literally just came up with brilliant ideas.

938
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
We solved it. We solved the Green New Deal.

939
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I'm so glad NASA lists us in. They're going to take

940
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
all our ideas. They are.

941
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Contribution to society. This is our

942
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
giving back. This is the way we give back.

943
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
As long as you know at the bottom of all those

944
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
great science articles

945
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
there's a citation that's like

946
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
100 long of who they're crediting. Just put

947
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
dudes like us on there.

948
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
In Spanish. And maybe Four Gates.

949
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
It's a time stamp.

950
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Four Gate dudes like us.

951
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I'm scared to death. Four Gate inspired

952
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
someone is going to actually try

953
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
to attempt to make some sort of connection

954
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
with the moon and the earth.

955
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
I'm scared to death that anyone messes with the moon.

956
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Do you see that movie

957
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Moonfall? You would like that.

958
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
No, I haven't watched it yet. I've never even heard of it.

959
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
It's got the appropriate amount of

960
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
science with an action movie.

961
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You'll enjoy it. Is it new?

962
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
It's on Netflix or something.

963
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I think it's the same guy who did Independence Day.

964
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Right?

965
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Moonfall.

966
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
I'm excited. I love shit like that.

967
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
It is good.

968
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
I love stuff like that.

969
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
I'm definitely going to pay attention to this one.

970
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
It's brand new.

971
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
He's from Game of Thrones.

972
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Roland Emmerich. He did Independence Day.

973
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
The idea of what I'm talking about

974
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
is how the moon has so much

975
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
control over the earth.

976
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
It's gravitational pull.

977
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
If we start going up there and fucking with things.

978
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Did you say it rings like a bell?

979
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Yeah.

980
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
We don't have the technology

981
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
to move that thing.

982
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
We don't. What do you mean?

983
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
You cannot move the moon.

984
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Is that what you're worried about? Like pushing it out?

985
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
No. Just doing anything. Going up there

986
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
drilling in it. Fucking with it.

987
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
I love this movie.

988
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Accidentally breaking it in half?

989
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Look, the movie basically...

990
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
The secret of life in

991
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
how we even exist is through polarity

992
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
and magnetism.

993
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Plants grow and water moves.

994
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
I get it. Did you say Halle Berry

995
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
was in this movie? Yeah.

996
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
And Elsa has her. She's great.

997
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
When When You?

998
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Don't get me wrong, Sean.

999
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
That's normally when I yell when I'm drunk and mad.

1000
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
I go, When When You Did The Thing!

1001
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
When When You!

1002
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
When When You!

1003
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah, I didn't mean to cut you off, Sean,

1004
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
but Halle Berry is a little more important than what you were talking about.

1005
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
We Too Low?

1006
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
When When You!

1007
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Alright, so Moonfall.

1008
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
It's 2022.

1009
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
I love it. That's great.

1010
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?

1011
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I have. You'll enjoy it.

1012
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Michael Pena is funny, but he's kind of liberal,

1013
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
but that's okay.

1014
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
But Halle Berry is in it.

1015
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000
As long as they don't talk about their opinions on stuff.

1016
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
I mean, just shut the fuck up and play it.

1017
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
No, no, that's good. I enjoy it.

1018
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, like a woke movie, you mean?

1019
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1020
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
You know what? I'm starting to just blow past that stuff.

1021
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I do catch it in movies. I catch it in TV shows.

1022
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
I just blow past it.

1023
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Like everyone else, Shelley and I will look at each other

1024
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
and we'll be like, really?

1025
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
I know, but man, there was one movie,

1026
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
there was one show we were watching that took a

1027
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
direct shot at Christianity.

1028
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
She and I were like, okay, really?

1029
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Like, wow.

1030
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Anyway, yeah, there's definitely wokenists.

1031
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Well, Ricky Gervais came out with a new comedy.

1032
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I watched that.

1033
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
And he fucks with, I mean, he kind of uniformly

1034
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
fucks with everybody.

1035
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
See, and I can respect that.

1036
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
But he took some good pot shots at Christianity.

1037
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Well, he says that he's either an atheist or agnostic.

1038
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I can't remember. But it's funny.

1039
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
You need to watch it. My wife and I were down there

1040
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
cackling at it. He picks fun at everybody.

1041
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
I have respect for somebody that he's a comedian

1042
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
and he is very vocal about they should have

1043
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
no rules for comedians.

1044
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
That's basically what this show is about.

1045
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
He calls that out.

1046
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
That's not me saying this. This is my sarcasm.

1047
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
He kind of launches it out.

1048
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
He goes, I'm going to say some things and it's not

1049
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
going to be me. It's going to be this comedian

1050
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
over here kind of saying it.

1051
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
To make people laugh, think and laugh, right?

1052
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Okay, I like it if the boundaries are set.

1053
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
One that I've never really been a fan of is John Stewart.

1054
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Because I think he goes, he'll start comedic,

1055
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
but then he goes over the line like he's coming from

1056
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
a point of research and intelligence.

1057
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Then as soon as people come back at him, he goes,

1058
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
hey, I was just kidding. I'm a comedian.

1059
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
He's pushing an agenda.

1060
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I'm like, you can't glove and then pass them like...

1061
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Do you have an example of that? Do you remember?

1062
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Do you mean an agenda, like a political agenda

1063
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
or like a social agenda?

1064
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
He'll cross the line from being a comedian

1065
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
to then being, I want to extol some virtues and ideologies

1066
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
and be serious and be taken serious.

1067
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
And then as soon as people push back,

1068
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
he puts back on the comedian coat.

1069
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
I'm like, no, you've got to wear one or the other.

1070
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Part of one of the toe tails he rides on is the 9-11 stuff.

1071
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
He pushes for a lot of...

1072
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
He sat up in front of Congress.

1073
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Oh, for the firefighters' families.

1074
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I think he gets that from being on The Daily Show.

1075
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Is that what he was to John Stewart?

1076
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
A lot of those guys are funny and smart.

1077
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Just stay there, though.

1078
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yes, I agree with you.

1079
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
It's like the methane gas.

1080
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Or when you cross over,

1081
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
if someone batters your eyes shut with a really good debate,

1082
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
don't go back into the, I was just kidding,

1083
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
go, yep, you got me.

1084
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I moved over, I moved over a lane,

1085
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
and you got me.

1086
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
You're right about that.

1087
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
What do you think about Bill Maher?

1088
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Is he another one?

1089
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
I tell you what, he's been coming out

1090
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
and saying some pretty rational things.

1091
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I think he stays more in it.

1092
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Maybe it's his delivery.

1093
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000
It seems to be ringing with sarcasm to me

1094
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
that it's a little bit less.

1095
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000
I'm just impressed that he's asking challenging questions

1096
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
that people don't ask.

1097
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
He is now.

1098
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
He wasn't riding that train,

1099
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
the Democrat propaganda train.

1100
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Now he's real-life stuff.

1101
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
I think he's a true blue dog Democrat,

1102
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
which is the difference

1103
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
than what a lot of the progressives are these days.

1104
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
He doesn't tail that line.

1105
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
He's the old-school Democrat.

1106
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,000
He's like, yeah, they're not what Democrats stand for.

1107
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
They've gone too far.

1108
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
He's objective enough to step back and go,

1109
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
really? Are we sure?

1110
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Why are we doing that?

1111
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
And I can respect that.

1112
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Anybody should be able to step back

1113
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
from whatever view they have and go,

1114
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
let's just think practically,

1115
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
let's think objectively to some degree,

1116
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
and go, is that really the right answer?

1117
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Well, not only do I respect it,

1118
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I crave deeper thinking,

1119
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
because too many are not doing it.

1120
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Yeah, they're just regurgitating talking points, right?

1121
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
And I think no matter what exchange happened,

1122
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
heated, disappointing, disagreeing,

1123
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,000
if people can ground themselves on a couple perspectives I use,

1124
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
one is out of eight billion people,

1125
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
no one's exactly like me.

1126
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
No one.

1127
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Thank God. I'm kidding.

1128
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Exactly. Amen to that.

1129
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
But we all have, there's no ingredients

1130
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
that are exactly the same.

1131
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
It's just how insignificant you are.

1132
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
I mean, how many people in your life,

1133
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
we might meet a thousand, two thousand in our life,

1134
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
that's scary to think it's that low,

1135
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
but genuinely meet and interact with,

1136
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
and then you've probably got one tenth of that

1137
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
that really you matter to.

1138
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000
So if you go with Maslow's law of neuroscience of human,

1139
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
you need to feel safe belonging and mattering.

1140
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
We're just not that important,

1141
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
so let's calm it down.

1142
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
People are gonna go live their life a different way,

1143
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
and it's okay.

1144
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Well, but this podcast is different, of course.

1145
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
We reach millions.

1146
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And they're all in Ireland.

1147
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Yes, the Irish.

1148
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
God bless you.

1149
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
I thought it was kind of exciting.

1150
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
I looked today at, there's a new analytics tool on the RSS feed,

1151
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
and it shows the locations of our listeners,

1152
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
and I was excited.

1153
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
There's one, I don't know if it's one person or what,

1154
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000
but there's about 60 different listens in Dublin,

1155
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
and the other one was, what's Belgium?

1156
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Brussels.

1157
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
So there's some Brussels, San Francisco,

1158
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
and a few other cities here in the U.S.

1159
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
So we have to learn Irish.

1160
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Sean speaks Irish.

1161
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000
The trick to speaking Irish is just sing when you talk.

1162
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
That's all you have to do is sing when you talk.

1163
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
We hand made that bear over there.

1164
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I can do that?

1165
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
That's all you have to do.

1166
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
You did a much better job than I did.

1167
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Sean, learn Gaelic.

1168
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
He's a Gaelic.

1169
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I would actually like to, come on.

1170
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I'd really like to know from those in Dublin who did sign on,

1171
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
did they do it intentionally or one too many Guinness?

1172
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I mean, it's an honest question.

1173
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Yeah, it's fair, but we are officially international.

1174
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
You guys are international.

1175
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
We're international.

1176
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I'm struggling to control this growth.

1177
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
I don't know about you guys.

1178
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
It's happening so fast.

1179
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
We're at year three.

1180
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
We're in year four.

1181
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
We've got to get our coffee shop down.

1182
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Our hobbies, I mean,

1183
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
we're committed to the CNC machine,

1184
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
which by the way, we've got to get that.

1185
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
I looked out in the garage.

1186
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
And I saw that.

1187
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
It's collecting dust out there.

1188
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
It will be used.

1189
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
We've got these little roadblocks in front of it.

1190
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Once those roadblocks are gone,

1191
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
we can go over there and install the cabter right now.

1192
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
So, Randy,

1193
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
what we're talking about is up at a

1194
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,160
filtered coffee shop at downtown McKinney.

1195
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,880
We've got opportunity to sell our stuff there.

1196
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,080
So we built this stuff, a cabinet,

1197
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,080
that's got the word filtered on it,

1198
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,560
where we could put our stuff.

1199
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:57,560
And so we had to, we connected to the refrigerator,

1200
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,800
but before we could connect to the refrigerator.

1201
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,120
Oh, this was a disaster.

1202
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,520
Oh my.

1203
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,840
Of epic proportions.

1204
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,680
How did it, what'd I say?

1205
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,520
It wasn't my fault.

1206
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,340
Unbelievable.

1207
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,320
Right, right.

1208
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,440
So we get there, Paul's already seasoned.

1209
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,720
No, no, no, no.

1210
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,840
No, you are well seasoned.

1211
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,840
Do not start that story like that.

1212
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,680
Okay, you know what?

1213
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,920
That's flat out not true.

1214
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,880
But it was true.

1215
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,720
It wasn't true, I wasn't seasoned.

1216
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,160
You said you had two bourbons.

1217
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,320
Okay, no, that was not seasoned.

1218
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,360
That implies that I was like,

1219
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,080
hey, come on, let's work.

1220
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,560
All right, so Paul had two of what he calls bourbons.

1221
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,880
Oh, that is outrageous.

1222
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,240
Oh, all right.

1223
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,200
Which is gloss over that little area.

1224
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,040
Yeah, let's move on.

1225
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,920
So we arrive at filtered, the place is closed.

1226
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,120
And the goal is.

1227
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:37,960
Thank goodness.

1228
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,520
When the refrigerator arrived two years ago,

1229
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,080
three years ago, whatever it was, it was on a pallet.

1230
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,640
All right, so this refrigerator's like 32 inches

1231
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,000
by 32 inches-ish, and about six foot, seven foot tall.

1232
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,920
And it's on a pallet.

1233
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,120
It's been sitting there forever.

1234
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,760
It's plugged in, in the front.

1235
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,640
We don't give a shit.

1236
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,960
It's just been there.

1237
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,080
For our cabinet to work, we need to put it on wheels.

1238
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,800
So we had to, step number one,

1239
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,880
we gotta remove the pallet and then figure out.

1240
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,960
No, no, no, step number one's removing everything

1241
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,000
in the refrigerator.

1242
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,680
So we get there and Paul's like, all right,

1243
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,280
Paul's like, immediately takes charge.

1244
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:15,000
Yeah, because I seasoned or sauced or blown up

1245
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,400
or shit faced, whatever you think I was.

1246
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,480
Anyway, keep going, please.

1247
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,440
Oh, wow, micromanager.

1248
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,000
For the listeners, for the mental image,

1249
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,560
there's just three of you, right?

1250
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,280
So we can already start.

1251
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,120
Oh my God.

1252
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,240
You can be thankful you were not part of this.

1253
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,080
The tables.

1254
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:31,920
Be very thankful.

1255
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,760
Paul pulls over the table.

1256
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,840
He starts pulling stuff out.

1257
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,880
Look, he wasn't doing anything wrong.

1258
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,960
He was doing stuff.

1259
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,600
I mean, I would personally put him on the bench.

1260
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,560
Oh my God.

1261
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,400
Whatever.

1262
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,200
So he's putting these beer bottles on this table

1263
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,760
that was obviously precarious.

1264
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,360
No, it was not at all.

1265
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,240
Yeah, it was.

1266
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,080
It became precarious.

1267
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,920
Seemingly precarious.

1268
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:49,760
It became precarious.

1269
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,960
It was completely stable until another table

1270
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,720
was brought over by Jeff.

1271
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:57,520
The end result is that we had a table full of bottles

1272
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,400
that lost its stability.

1273
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,080
And it was starting to fall down.

1274
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,680
One leg went away, so it completely spilled.

1275
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,400
There was an avalanche of glass bottles.

1276
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,200
I saved their lives.

1277
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,040
You did.

1278
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:08,880
You did.

1279
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,720
All but six or seven.

1280
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,560
No, four.

1281
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,160
We lost four beers.

1282
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,760
And I saved 28 of them.

1283
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,680
Can you describe the move?

1284
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,000
Did you slide in on your back, butterfly your shirt?

1285
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,360
Or what did this look like?

1286
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,200
What did I do?

1287
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,480
He just did like a big bear hug.

1288
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,440
I just, yeah, I did like a bear hug.

1289
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,560
And for those who can't see, Paul is gangly and orangutany.

1290
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,920
Those arms came in perfect hand.

1291
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,080
And Sean was like, mama, hold me.

1292
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,240
Sean just walked away.

1293
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,760
I brought those beers into my bosom.

1294
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,360
That's what you do in a panic situation.

1295
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,360
He just walked away.

1296
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,560
He said, unbelievable, walked away.

1297
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,480
Yeah, but OK.

1298
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,880
And Paul and I are up there recovering.

1299
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,320
What you're not saying is I went to go get tools to fix it.

1300
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,320
I went and got the mop bucket, the mop.

1301
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,600
I got a fan.

1302
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,440
A bottle opener.

1303
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440
I went to go get the tools.

1304
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,440
I did get a bottle opener because we drank some.

1305
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440
Amen.

1306
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,440
As I'm mama, as I'm mama bearing these beers that

1307
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,560
are all teetering, there's ones that are like upside down,

1308
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,080
about to slip through my arms.

1309
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,320
And I'm like struggling to hold the table up because it's now,

1310
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,880
it's like the fricking Titanic.

1311
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,680
My fast response.

1312
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,640
It's ass is up in the air.

1313
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,680
My fast twitch muscles reacted and pulled those out.

1314
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,480
Yeah, it did.

1315
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,440
But while I'm doing all this, all I hear is, unbelievable.

1316
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,400
Great soundtrack.

1317
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,360
No, yeah, no, no.

1318
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,600
Hold the table.

1319
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,560
I'm on my way.

1320
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,280
Let me save.

1321
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:22,840
I got it.

1322
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:23,200
I got you.

1323
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,120
I got some help here.

1324
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,200
Nothing, nothing like that.

1325
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,720
Where was the Superman theme music?

1326
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,120
Instead, it's Lex Luthor going, unbelievable.

1327
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,960
Unbelievable.

1328
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,360
You assholes.

1329
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,960
It was comical because we were sitting there.

1330
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,440
We haven't even really started yet.

1331
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,720
We haven't even started.

1332
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,680
Well, that's the problem.

1333
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,880
He needed to be seasoned.

1334
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,960
He was foul already.

1335
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,040
There was so much beer on the floor and broken glass.

1336
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:43,880
Broken glass.

1337
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,120
And I was just like, what the fuck else could do?

1338
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,000
I mean, this is like a worst case scenario.

1339
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,680
The funny thing is, on the way up there,

1340
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,680
we're like, this should be a very fast process.

1341
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,120
And Sean's like, something always goes wrong.

1342
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,680
And I was like, no, get in, get out.

1343
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,200
Get in, get out.

1344
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,560
We'll be done in 10 minutes.

1345
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,600
No, it took us what?

1346
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,120
And that's why I was like immediately

1347
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,080
sprung into action.

1348
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,320
I was like, OK, let's pile up all this stuff on the table.

1349
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,840
And what I didn't know is that the way the tables are designed,

1350
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,560
there's like three that are stable legs and one that's

1351
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,160
like a fun little flippy.

1352
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:12,680
Hold on.

1353
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,560
It's like a flippy leg.

1354
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,480
You're saying it wrong.

1355
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,040
So the tables were made out of gas pipe.

1356
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,480
And they weren't welded.

1357
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,760
So they swiveled.

1358
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,520
Which is a really good design, I feel.

1359
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,080
Now, it needed to be welded.

1360
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,000
I said that from the beginning.

1361
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,360
But sometimes, you know what, just.

1362
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,320
You didn't fight that battle.

1363
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,240
So we cleaned up.

1364
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,360
Did you design those?

1365
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,360
No, I did not.

1366
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,240
I did not.

1367
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:38,840
I did not.

1368
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,360
I built the tabletops, but I did not design the things.

1369
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,840
But moving on, what we ended up doing is we cleaned up the mess.

1370
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,760
We emptied it out.

1371
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,840
We took the pallet out because we moved it over.

1372
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,680
Unscrewed the bolt.

1373
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,480
The wheels that I had purchased for it

1374
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,720
didn't have the correct size.

1375
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,520
Nice.

1376
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:56,840
Yeah.

1377
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,120
Great.

1378
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:57,640
So.

1379
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,160
I could have told you that was coming.

1380
00:45:59,160 --> 00:45:59,480
Yeah.

1381
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,080
Who knows?

1382
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:00,880
You never know.

1383
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:01,720
You pull it out.

1384
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:06,320
So after we take one of the bolts,

1385
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,480
we take it to go to Harbor Freight, and we replace it.

1386
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,240
We got the wheels.

1387
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,080
So now we just have to go back and do it.

1388
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:11,600
Right.

1389
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,640
But I'm skipping the whole fact that we

1390
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,520
went to the KELT after that.

1391
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,360
Love that place.

1392
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,280
Went to the KELT.

1393
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,360
You did skip a step.

1394
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,840
There were some beers that had been improperly shaken.

1395
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,840
So we went ahead and knocked out some of those.

1396
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,120
Well, they had laying them around and bounced.

1397
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,240
So we went ahead and took it with the team.

1398
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,440
Conscientious.

1399
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:31,960
Very good.

1400
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,160
And we gave it a dignified death down our throat.

1401
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,160
I only had half a beer.

1402
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,440
I mean, you had like six each, right?

1403
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,320
I had seven.

1404
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,640
I had.

1405
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,800
You guys can remember?

1406
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,320
I had two.

1407
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,880
That's impressive.

1408
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,320
And then we went to the KELT.

1409
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,320
Look, Randy, honestly.

1410
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,760
And it went all downhill from there.

1411
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,520
Oh my god.

1412
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,120
We had probably two beers there.

1413
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,320
And Jeff had one.

1414
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,320
I said, you can only have one because you're drunk.

1415
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:53,920
Well, I drove.

1416
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,440
Right.

1417
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,720
So the thought was in good spirit.

1418
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,800
But it was just bullshit.

1419
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,200
We get to the KELT and fucked that all up.

1420
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,040
And that's what we love about the Irish.

1421
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,760
I mean, does anyone hate the Irish?

1422
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,120
Well, Jeff, well, Paul does.

1423
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,920
No.

1424
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,720
He's an asshole.

1425
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,520
Whoa.

1426
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,120
You called the bartender an asshole.

1427
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,320
Yeah, you got into it with the bartender.

1428
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:14,960
Sure I didn't.

1429
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:15,480
Yes, you did.

1430
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,760
Because you were well seasoned.

1431
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,120
No, I did not.

1432
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,680
I said one comment to him.

1433
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,520
Yeah, well, the bartender came to me.

1434
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,840
And he didn't hear me anyway.

1435
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:21,880
The bartender came to me.

1436
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,960
He was like, are you guys, you talking shit about me?

1437
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,160
And I was like, I had no idea what the fuck he

1438
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:27,920
was talking about.

1439
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,960
Because I'm on the other side of the pole.

1440
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,120
Because we're right on the corner of the bar.

1441
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,280
So you guys were having a lot of conversations

1442
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,400
that I didn't understand what the fuck was going on.

1443
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,480
Yeah, I wasn't even talking to him.

1444
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,200
I was talking to that couple right there.

1445
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:37,720
Yeah.

1446
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,840
So have you sat at the areola table at the KELT?

1447
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,400
Those high tops against the wall?

1448
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,280
There's one with a good framed photo.

1449
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,040
Areola?

1450
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:47,800
Yeah.

1451
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,680
Oh.

1452
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,280
Let's go.

1453
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,680
Is that the area around a woman's nipple?

1454
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,720
I mean, if you need to translate, yes.

1455
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,240
Huh.

1456
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:56,800
Yeah, it was good.

1457
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,360
It was scientific.

1458
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,360
It was abstract, too.

1459
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,440
It had a touch of class and art to it.

1460
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,960
Yeah, I encourage you.

1461
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,960
It's probably.

1462
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,040
To do the stage?

1463
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:05,960
Is it like a Moon Pie table?

1464
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,720
No, it's probably seven back from the stage.

1465
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,000
So it's almost centered on the bar.

1466
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,280
Centered to the back.

1467
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,560
That's about where we were at.

1468
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,160
Yeah, it's memorable.

1469
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,440
Hmm.

1470
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,440
It was classy.

1471
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,440
Somehow we missed that.

1472
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,600
It was on the table or on the wall?

1473
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,480
No, it's a picture on the wall.

1474
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,760
Of a zoomed in areola.

1475
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,720
And I called it out and one of our friends runs a band

1476
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,200
and they sing at the kelt all the time.

1477
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,840
And he promised to drop Areola into his between song

1478
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:35,680
soliloquies.

1479
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,240
And he did fantastic with that.

1480
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:37,720
That's nice.

1481
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:38,840
Interesting.

1482
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,160
I think it's funny when you zoom into something

1483
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,400
where it's not quite recognizable.

1484
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,040
And you're just like, is it?

1485
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,560
Just like because there's some pictures out there

1486
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,880
where they zoom in on the iris of the eyeball.

1487
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,240
Have you seen that photography?

1488
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,360
It looks nothing like an eyeball, but it's fascinating.

1489
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,640
Because you could see all the detail.

1490
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,040
So what did you think it was before it zoomed out?

1491
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,800
An elephant vag.

1492
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,560
I couldn't tell.

1493
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,600
It looked alien to me.

1494
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,520
Like a freaking matrix or something?

1495
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,360
Yeah.

1496
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:12,040
I thought you were going to go with elephant vag, personally.

1497
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,440
Elephant vag, yes.

1498
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,360
OK, so since he went there on the bed, I'll tell you one,

1499
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,880
zoomed in, it looked like a really nice.

1500
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,840
A really nice.

1501
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,920
Woman's upper torso.

1502
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,880
And then you zoom out, and it's like a 65-year-old man

1503
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,600
with the biggest side zit.

1504
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,600
And they start squeezing out oodles and oodles

1505
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,480
of cottage cheese.

1506
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,640
Oh, come on.

1507
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,760
Cottage cheese.

1508
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,480
I mean, it's that or turned to milk.

1509
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,960
Look at that.

1510
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,520
There are these little TikTok videos.

1511
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,560
That's an eyeball.

1512
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,560
I can't watch that shit.

1513
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,720
Zoomed way in.

1514
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,400
He's getting queasy.

1515
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,000
It's gross.

1516
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,560
What's gross?

1517
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,160
That's your eye.

1518
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:49,840
It's crazy.

1519
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,360
I just don't want it.

1520
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:50,960
No, no, no, no.

1521
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,960
I'm talking about the cottage cheese.

1522
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,600
I only watched that once.

1523
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,200
So these aren't zoomed in quite the way.

1524
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,680
Yeah, I thought it was going to go way in.

1525
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,640
Yeah, the ones I've seen of are way in.

1526
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,520
I'm trying to understand this.

1527
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,000
You guys are talking about there's

1528
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,240
videos of them popping pimples that looks like cottage cheese?

1529
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,680
This is the paint engine.

1530
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,000
Maybe it's ridiculously extreme.

1531
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:08,840
What are you saying?

1532
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,600
I feel like we're going to show up filtered

1533
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,000
and empty the refrigerator again.

1534
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,120
Really?

1535
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,200
Really?

1536
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,320
I want to be in it.

1537
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,200
That's great.

1538
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,400
Yeah, there's ones that are just.

1539
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,440
Look at that purple one.

1540
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,040
I mean, you could see the curve in everything.

1541
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,880
Like that one there, you can kind of see it.

1542
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,440
Anyway, I think it's fascinating.

1543
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,960
The first time I saw it, I was amazed.

1544
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,080
Well, eyes are fascinating.

1545
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:31,560
They are.

1546
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,400
I mean, just the fact that they work on their own

1547
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,040
and the way the pupils are, the way

1548
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:43,360
the iris allows the pupils to open and close automatically.

1549
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,240
And the fact that you can rub your eyes

1550
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,720
and you've got this constellation of color.

1551
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:52,240
And it's just, you know, you can fix.

1552
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,040
You can see in the dark.

1553
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:54,880
And then you get your.

1554
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,680
I mean, we're so resilient as human beings.

1555
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,480
It's amazing.

1556
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,880
The human body is beyond amazing.

1557
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,400
Beyond amazing.

1558
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,520
The human eye zoomed in a photo battle.

1559
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,920
So look at that.

1560
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,600
Well, that's fascinating.

1561
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,800
Anyway, probably need to take a link next time.

1562
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,520
It almost looks like a colored hurricane from space, doesn't it?

1563
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,320
That's a catacomb looking kind of thing.

1564
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:17,960
It could be.

1565
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,880
It looked like the eye of the storm.

1566
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,720
You know what I'm talking about?

1567
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,640
A space tornado.

1568
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,040
The pictures that I saw when I first saw it,

1569
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,200
you didn't see the eyelashes.

1570
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,600
You didn't see any part of the eye.

1571
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,640
It was just that.

1572
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,560
You're just like, what is that?

1573
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,080
Right.

1574
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,960
Oh, so you saw the whole iris.

1575
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,920
Yeah, it was just, you couldn't tell it was an eye.

1576
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,200
And I was just like, what the hell is that?

1577
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,600
I think the Google search should be like atomic level or atom

1578
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,320
level.

1579
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,120
Right.

1580
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,840
Well, this is Duck Duck Go, so Google may be better.

1581
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,360
Yeah.

1582
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,400
Well, for certain things.

1583
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:52,560
We choose Duck Duck Go because of the safety of it.

1584
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,960
We're not being trapped.

1585
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,760
It's the political stuff that we always try to hide from us.

1586
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,120
All right, so I like this track security thought.

1587
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,840
I'll bring up a topic we can pivot if you don't like it.

1588
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,400
Smart TVs listening to us.

1589
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:06,920
Do they?

1590
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:07,480
Does it care?

1591
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,240
Do you care?

1592
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,400
Are you worried?

1593
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,240
What do you think?

1594
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,840
Well, it's no different than Alexa, right?

1595
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,520
Right, right.

1596
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,520
So does that stuff bother any of you?

1597
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,360
Well, it bothers Jeff.

1598
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,280
It bothers me.

1599
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:16,800
OK.

1600
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,400
But hold on.

1601
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,920
I'll go back to the TV.

1602
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,240
TVs listen.

1603
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,000
Oh, yeah.

1604
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,360
That's how they caught the bombers for the Boston

1605
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:23,860
Marathon.

1606
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:26,880
I didn't know they had microphones on the TVs.

1607
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:27,680
What?

1608
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,200
That's how they caught the bombers?

1609
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,160
Why would they have microphones in a TV?

1610
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,440
I didn't make them.

1611
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,600
I don't know.

1612
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,160
Is that verified?

1613
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,360
Did they ever come out officially and said that?

1614
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,400
I'm not going to state it's verified, but that's what I'm

1615
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,320
meant to believe.

1616
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,320
I mean, because microphones aren't very expensive.

1617
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,760
I mean, you could probably say.

1618
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:49,920
I think it's amazing.

1619
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,320
The fact that, remember when ethernet cables,

1620
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,760
ethernet jacks, RJ45s started populating

1621
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,120
on the back of these TVs?

1622
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,000
How incredible was that?

1623
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,760
You're like, wow.

1624
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,120
Well, so I'll go first in case Jeff doesn't.

1625
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,520
I actually have no worry, and here's why.

1626
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,240
For people that are worried about Big Brother

1627
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:09,000
and they're listening in, I'm like,

1628
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,960
whatever we're doing in our lives

1629
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,680
is so tame and below the threat level.

1630
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,680
Right.

1631
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,280
You're afraid they're going to hear what you say

1632
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,040
to your sexual partner, and they're going to be like, no.

1633
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,240
Ratchet it up 10 levels.

1634
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,000
If you're like, yeah, I shot a dog today,

1635
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,160
still doesn't hit their level.

1636
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,440
There's some really bad stuff you'd have to do to get to them.

1637
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,920
To get on some sort of radar.

1638
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,040
I beat up five guys and I didn't call the cops.

1639
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,440
They're still not coming after you.

1640
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,600
It's got to be like, so if you're a normal person,

1641
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,880
they don't care about.

1642
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,480
Well, what triggers them to listen?

1643
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480
Oh, you know, they have AI.

1644
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,680
I think there's key words, right?

1645
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,520
Key words, right.

1646
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,120
So if we're just sitting around screwing around,

1647
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,440
and we're just like, yeah, man, kill Biden

1648
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,280
or something like that.

1649
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,600
Bomb, bomb, yeah.

1650
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,520
Boom, all right, now they're listening.

1651
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,760
OK, but now they have the software

1652
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,880
to then hear what the rest we do.

1653
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,800
Oh, did you buy the guns today?

1654
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,640
Like, there's a waste.

1655
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,480
And then we're talking about,

1656
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,080
we're just talking about the 300 bullets I got today.

1657
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,440
If you're trying to build a bomb,

1658
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,720
then they've got vocabulary that's associated

1659
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,160
with building bombs.

1660
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,880
And by the way, if they came to your door and said,

1661
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,840
are you planning to do that stuff

1662
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,160
and you're not doing any of that,

1663
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,440
you'll probably have a pretty civil exchange.

1664
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:19,280
Right.

1665
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,120
Go on their way.

1666
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:20,960
Now, if you're like, screw you, man,

1667
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,040
you can't come into my house,

1668
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,440
which I never understand those people either.

1669
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,720
Like, why would you not just comply and let's get on?

1670
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:27,920
They're doing their job, right?

1671
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,920
But it's like.

1672
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,720
What I recommend, what I recommend is saying,

1673
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,440
I'm not, but Sean probably is.

1674
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,840
That's what I recommend.

1675
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,240
Go listen to dudes like us.

1676
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,080
I don't care.

1677
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,400
He lives right down the street.

1678
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,080
I have, I enjoy using Alexa apps.

1679
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:47,200
I enjoy using smart technology as much as possible.

1680
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,960
If I can get, if I can say Alexa, wipe my butt,

1681
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,880
I probably would.

1682
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,400
Also, I would tell you another thing.

1683
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,720
I probably have tried that.

1684
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,680
I would also tell you that,

1685
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,840
let's just say my natural behavior prompted one visit a year

1686
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,160
from a high level government group.

1687
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,200
And I found it slightly offensive, right?

1688
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,840
But let's just say it took two hours

1689
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,080
and it was inconvenient and I felt a little bit insulted

1690
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,440
because I'm a good citizen.

1691
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,280
Good human.

1692
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,120
If that stopped.

1693
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:17,720
The rest of the visits?

1694
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,800
A hundred bad things of mass shootings and bombings.

1695
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,880
I'd be like, fine, sign me up for it.

1696
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,720
Yeah, but are we.

1697
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,560
I'm just not worried about it.

1698
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,840
But are we too willing to give up our freedoms, right?

1699
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,200
To be, to be.

1700
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,040
But what, I understand what you're saying.

1701
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,560
But what freedom have I,

1702
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,400
what freedom is I giving up?

1703
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,000
Exactly, I'm more in line with what you're saying.

1704
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,240
I am too.

1705
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,080
If you have nothing to hide and you're doing nothing wrong.

1706
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:37,920
What are you, Jeff?

1707
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,280
Well, I think some of the things that I hear about is,

1708
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:45,320
you know, I heard that, again, these are rare,

1709
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,840
but it happens, right?

1710
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,680
You know, they're.

1711
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,120
Your dad's listening.

1712
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:53,000
A couple is talking about their boss or something like that

1713
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,720
or their father-in-law.

1714
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,120
Then all of a sudden it gets recorded,

1715
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,600
it's sent to all the contacts as a.

1716
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,440
Oh, I've never heard that.

1717
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,800
Yeah, that's happened.

1718
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,680
And this.

1719
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,840
Okay, that's a problem.

1720
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,160
That's a huge problem.

1721
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,280
Totally agree with that.

1722
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,760
So those type of things,

1723
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,560
I don't want Amazon listening to me.

1724
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,800
You know, if the government is,

1725
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,280
whether they are or not, you know,

1726
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,400
that's one thing because we all carry cell phones.

1727
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,800
Oh yeah, that's doing it too.

1728
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,640
If we all talked about Cancun right now,

1729
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,200
when we took a break, we'd all have an ad for it.

1730
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,040
Great.

1731
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:23,880
Happens every time.

1732
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,200
And it drives me nuts.

1733
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,120
Why, I don't know.

1734
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,880
You know, I don't want to be, you know, one of the things.

1735
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,880
So maybe we need to say dudes like us a lot.

1736
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,720
A lot.

1737
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,880
You know, just dudes like us need to keep talking.

1738
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,720
Hey dude like us.

1739
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,560
Dudes like us.

1740
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,400
Dudes like us.

1741
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,920
I mean, for instance, I was at work.

1742
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,760
This dude like you.

1743
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,440
Researching some things at work.

1744
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,960
I come home on my personal computer

1745
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,760
and ads for high level servers

1746
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,480
and networking stuff start popping up.

1747
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,320
That's not what it was.

1748
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,140
It was porn, but okay.

1749
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:49,980
It was.

1750
00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:50,820
It was porn.

1751
00:56:50,820 --> 00:56:52,000
I was searching big areolas.

1752
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,840
Big areolas.

1753
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,680
It was obese porn.

1754
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,360
Tip from a friend.

1755
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,200
Yeah, so.

1756
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,040
Justthetip.com.

1757
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,360
Yeah, justthetip, obese porn.

1758
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,040
That was 10 years ago, right?

1759
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:05,040
And you know, I noticed that it linked my work

1760
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,800
to my personal computer.

1761
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,640
Right.

1762
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,460
And I didn't appreciate that.

1763
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:10,300
I didn't like that.

1764
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:11,120
I get it.

1765
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:11,960
At all.

1766
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,800
I get it.

1767
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,520
So that's when I kind of started, no.

1768
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,200
I've lightened up on it.

1769
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,540
Julie talked me into getting Alexa downstairs.

1770
00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:23,800
Sonos has a new guy on their speakers.

1771
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,640
It's not Alexa.

1772
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,800
It's not Siri.

1773
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,080
It's Alex, eh?

1774
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,160
It's Bob.

1775
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,240
It's Bruce.

1776
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,080
And uh, Bruce.

1777
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:30,920
Hi, Bruce.

1778
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,280
But you know, I'm in my office.

1779
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,120
I'm in my office.

1780
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:34,960
Bruce, could you play Fleetwood now?

1781
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,440
By the way, to be properly diverse,

1782
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,880
there should be voices like that for everybody.

1783
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:39,720
But it's a guy.

1784
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,560
This is the first guy.

1785
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,380
It's Serge.

1786
00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:42,520
First guy that I've heard.

1787
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,360
And it's.

1788
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,200
I'm Serge, yo.

1789
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,440
And I say, hey, Sonos, play this.

1790
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,760
Hey, Sonos, pause.

1791
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,060
Hey, Sonos, next.

1792
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:50,520
And it's a guy who speaks.

1793
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,480
And it's kind of disoriented

1794
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,440
because it's always been a female voice.

1795
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,520
And now it's a guy's voice.

1796
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,600
That's coming back saying.

1797
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,000
I want like Snoop.

1798
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,160
I don't know.

1799
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,760
Yo, motherfucker, what's up?

1800
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:00,600
Or Reggie.

1801
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,080
What's that Jackson guy's name?

1802
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:04,920
That says motherfucker.

1803
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,920
Samuel Jackson.

1804
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,200
Samuel Jackson.

1805
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,280
Hey, motherfucker, I said turn left at the next light.

1806
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,920
Or if you want a Conor McGregor Irish or whatever.

1807
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,480
Like just let's have that adaptability.

1808
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,320
I like that idea.

1809
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,140
I like that idea.

1810
00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:16,980
Gabriel Jackson.

1811
00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:17,820
Hey, play it.

1812
00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:18,660
Hell no.

1813
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:19,600
What's wrong with you?

1814
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,000
He's stupid, motherfucker.

1815
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,840
Right.

1816
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,640
But I've caved in some, you know,

1817
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,560
in talking to Sean, he makes me realize

1818
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,760
I carry a phone around all day.

1819
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,600
He's listening.

1820
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,440
Yeah.

1821
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,240
And but I don't want, I don't know.

1822
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,200
It just seems deeper.

1823
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,440
Maybe it's because it's Amazon.

1824
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,280
Hold on.

1825
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,680
So here's what, okay.

1826
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:42,360
So your number one concern was that you could be recorded

1827
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,200
talking shit about somebody and then they can send it out.

1828
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,680
So now that makes me wonder,

1829
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,800
how much shit are you talking about everybody?

1830
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,640
About Sean.

1831
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,600
All of us talk shit about our families, right?

1832
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,440
Okay.

1833
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,260
All of us do.

1834
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:55,100
I've never done that before.

1835
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,560
I have no idea what you're talking about.

1836
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,120
My guess is if they heard it,

1837
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,840
they probably would believe it and go, yeah, okay.

1838
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,680
We knew you would.

1839
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,520
That could be, that could be.

1840
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,360
We've all talked shit about that.

1841
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,760
That's a deep fake.

1842
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,200
And maybe it's a bridge to a deeper understanding

1843
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,360
with that loved one that needed to happen.

1844
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,200
Yeah.

1845
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,280
It's a blessing in disguise.

1846
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,040
Could be, but you know, I don't like-

1847
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,560
Buildingbridges.com.

1848
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,320
I don't like my nest either.

1849
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:21,160
And you know, I don't like the fact that my power company

1850
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,320
can tap in and change my thermostat.

1851
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,640
Okay, I agree with that.

1852
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,080
Like let me control my domain.

1853
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,680
If you want to observe it, fine, but not impact it.

1854
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:34,520
Right, and I totally disagree with the insurance things

1855
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,320
you plug into car who read to measure how fast you go,

1856
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,720
how quickly you stop.

1857
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,640
Did you get-

1858
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,720
They're trying to socially engineer us.

1859
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,240
I actually like that one because I'm money motivated.

1860
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,280
So I'll just chill a little bit to like,

1861
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,320
I love getting 90 bucks back or whatever.

1862
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,160
It's kind of a black box on the back of the airplane.

1863
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,960
You don't have to do it as the point.

1864
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,800
Yeah, exactly.

1865
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,520
If you have speed, they don't increase.

1866
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,360
But here's the thing.

1867
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,720
Well, if I drive 118 miles an hour to Walmart

1868
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,960
and park sideways in the parking lot,

1869
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:03,800
I don't want to be dinged for that.

1870
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:04,640
No, they won't.

1871
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,840
Look on your agreement stuff.

1872
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,760
It'll say if you go above, you don't get increases.

1873
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,680
It's just to reward safe.

1874
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,120
And that was probably a legislation they had to do.

1875
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,320
Maybe for now.

1876
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,160
They're gonna change it.

1877
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,560
Cause they're trying to socially engineer us.

1878
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,000
I think, I agree.

1879
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,040
I think there's gonna be all kinds of accountabilities

1880
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,720
that are gonna start happening from these new apps.

1881
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,840
It's already happening in China.

1882
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,200
Interesting, you think they'll be?

1883
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,120
Yeah, they have a social score in China.

1884
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,480
I bet they do.

1885
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,040
You think they'll be social accountabilities.

1886
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:35,880
Are you kidding me?

1887
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,800
No.

1888
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,200
Is that why these guys are jumping off balconies?

1889
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,080
There's probably multiple reasons why they're doing that.

1890
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,880
But no, they seriously, they've talked about social scores.

1891
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,960
Where if somebody, like if you're rude to somebody

1892
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,080
and somebody thumbs down you, you know what I mean?

1893
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,960
You get a five star, four star review.

1894
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,400
There are movies about this.

1895
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,360
As a human.

1896
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,840
Yes, China's starting to do that.

1897
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,040
It's a social score.

1898
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,920
So if you are being pleasant and you're being this

1899
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,120
and you're being bad, you're gonna do great.

1900
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,720
I mean, they're trying to socially engineer us

1901
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,560
to be perfect humans.

1902
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,920
The word is social, it is socialism.

1903
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:07,760
Absolutely.

1904
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,760
So, it's a real thing.

1905
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,720
The problem is the optimist in me

1906
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:14,960
kinda likes it.

1907
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,800
Because most people are too-

1908
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,200
You want people to be drones?

1909
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,800
No, no, most people are too lazy and they'll fuck up

1910
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,400
and I'll go make more money than anyone else

1911
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,840
because I'll work hard enough to be nice all the fucking time.

1912
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,440
Very quick separation, right?

1913
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,880
Absolutely, absolutely.

1914
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,000
If it was voted on that, just send me the check.

1915
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,960
But I always say what are the rules?

1916
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,160
Tell me and I'll go win.

1917
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,840
But I hope we don't go there.

1918
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,240
It's a dangerous slippery slope.

1919
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,480
I'm sure you guys have talked, by the way,

1920
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,040
for all the listeners, I'm a rogue visitor.

1921
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,120
These guys are the power horse

1922
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,720
that have made them international.

1923
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,240
I do, I actually-

1924
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,080
International.

1925
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,960
I like this, we are international stars.

1926
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,520
I actually do wanna say cue the harp music.

1927
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,360
For anyone feeling-

1928
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,920
Dude, we're gonna have centerfold pictures.

1929
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,800
For anyone feeling defeated-

1930
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,720
I'm gonna be spatchcocked.

1931
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,160
For anyone feeling defeated

1932
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,760
and you can't achieve your goals,

1933
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:04,760
the dudes like us said,

1934
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,840
listen, we're gonna build a podcast,

1935
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,640
we're gonna cover the US,

1936
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,200
we're gonna hit Brussels and Ireland

1937
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,520
and they fucking nailed it.

1938
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,560
We did.

1939
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,920
That actually was our first goal.

1940
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,640
I mean, that was slide one

1941
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,560
on the World Domination presentation

1942
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,680
and these guys did it.

1943
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,920
So set your mind to a goal, you can accomplish it.

1944
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,160
You have any idea what we're paying those two guys?

1945
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,280
Yeah.

1946
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,280
A lot of Guinness.

1947
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,880
A lot, a lot.

1948
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,840
No, so I'm sure you guys did this topic,

1949
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,960
if we can, we don't go on it,

1950
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,080
but the whole metaverse stuff.

1951
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:33,920
We haven't talked, we did a little bit.

1952
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,360
You talk about the virtual world where, oh my God.

1953
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,800
Like you go home and you slap on goggles.

1954
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,000
It's the bastardization of WALL-E, right?

1955
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,400
WALL-E, remember that movie?

1956
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,320
What a great movie about the future.

1957
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,320
It is, but there's been multiple movies like that.

1958
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:48,920
I'm vastly against the whole metaverse.

1959
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,560
Totally, totally.

1960
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:56,560
What's crazy is they are buying real estate in this world.

1961
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,080
They're building, they're buying artwork.

1962
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,200
Austin just made a face.

1963
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,160
What's going on over there?

1964
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,480
He thinks we're wrong.

1965
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,320
He's young.

1966
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,440
Is Austin a big?

1967
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,640
Snoop Dogg bought some major stake in it

1968
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,040
where he bought this whole community.

1969
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:13,880
Yeah, people are-

1970
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,720
It was centrally based, so that was one of the first things.

1971
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:16,560
It's like Snoop Town or something, right?

1972
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:17,400
Aren't people like-

1973
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,240
Crazy.

1974
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,080
There's gonna be the rich people in there.

1975
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:19,920
There's gonna be the rich people in this as well.

1976
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,840
Right, it's just a way for them to get in early,

1977
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,840
control us, not only in the real world,

1978
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,160
but in the digital world.

1979
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,880
And the digital world, they spend money too.

1980
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,360
No, listen, humans are gonna come home from their job,

1981
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,840
they're gonna put on this goggles,

1982
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,580
and then they're gonna spend their real money

1983
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:37,160
to buy fake sneakers for their avatar.

1984
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:38,760
Yes, and actually at some point-

1985
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,680
What the?

1986
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,260
Guys, I mean, I like trends and innovation,

1987
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:43,280
but I'm not on this.

1988
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,960
So the Matrix, remember with the battery scene?

1989
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,680
We're just humans, they breed humans for electricity.

1990
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,960
They're now just breeding us to siphon our money.

1991
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,560
It's crazy.

1992
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:56,560
100 years from now,

1993
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,200
they're not gonna be coming back from a job.

1994
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,120
Our job is going to be in there.

1995
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,240
I gotta put on my avatar and go-

1996
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,340
It's gonna be in there.

1997
01:04:02,340 --> 01:04:03,900
Work in the metaverse.

1998
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,400
Yeah, no, no, no, we're gonna be laying in a chair,

1999
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,920
connected 24 seven.

2000
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:08,760
Like an avatar, yeah.

2001
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,440
And that's our work.

2002
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:11,880
And you know what, I don't wanna control.

2003
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:12,920
Look, here's the thing.

2004
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,280
If you slap on those opticals, which I haven't done yet.

2005
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,120
I have. I have.

2006
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,880
My dad bought an Oculus for his birthday.

2007
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:20,720
Was it nice?

2008
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,560
Was it cool?

2009
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:24,480
Oh, it was, yes, extremely cool.

2010
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:25,320
But look, here's the thing.

2011
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,160
Extremely disorienting too.

2012
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,560
I think it's a fantastic thing.

2013
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,560
Austin probably has the most feedback we could probably get.

2014
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,600
He has spent a year inside those.

2015
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:36,840
Am I allowed to sue them

2016
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,000
if I hurt myself wearing the goggles yet?

2017
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,660
You can so easy.

2018
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:42,680
Okay, so I'm gonna do that.

2019
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,520
Oh yes.

2020
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,500
Because they haven't written the user, the EULA, right?

2021
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,640
The end user licensing agreement yet to mitigate

2022
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,920
if you hurt yourself or damage property.

2023
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,480
Well I told my dad. Looking for a hook.

2024
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,060
Well I told my dad he's 80.

2025
01:04:53,060 --> 01:04:55,760
And I'm wearing this and the boys are wearing this.

2026
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,880
Brandon and Steven are in their early 20s.

2027
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,280
So is your dad going to a lot of these porn shops?

2028
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,840
He's one of the.

2029
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,560
Remember Sylvester Stallone?

2030
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,840
The red light district.

2031
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,000
What was that movie with Sylvester Stallone?

2032
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,320
Demolition Man, where he has sex with Sandra Bullock

2033
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,440
in the virtual world.

2034
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,280
I know that.

2035
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,360
Yeah, that's what you're saying.

2036
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,320
But what you do is you put this on.

2037
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:16,160
Sandra's hot.

2038
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,000
I mean it is.

2039
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,240
You're in this world.

2040
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,560
Remarkably without boobies too.

2041
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:27,560
I was in some game and I had to fly up onto a ledge

2042
01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:31,220
and I got onto that ledge and I almost fell over.

2043
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:33,520
Because I got onto the ledge and then on the other side

2044
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,920
it went straight down.

2045
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,360
Like hundreds of feet.

2046
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,240
And I went up there and I almost fell.

2047
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,100
And I was just standing flat on my feet

2048
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,620
in my dad's living room.

2049
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:47,360
And I had to back up and stop, hit pause.

2050
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,400
Because I almost fell over flat on my face.

2051
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,680
You know what that means, you're not divergent.

2052
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:52,520
Yeah.

2053
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,340
I guess not.

2054
01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:54,180
From the movies.

2055
01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:55,020
I guess not.

2056
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:56,560
And my dad said that he uses it.

2057
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,560
But when you do this, you create this area.

2058
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,400
Circle.

2059
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,320
The circle, right?

2060
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:05,240
And he makes sure that his chair is in it.

2061
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,880
So when he gets like that.

2062
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,160
Oh there's a way to map out your whole house technically.

2063
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,000
He sits down.

2064
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,120
But it's fascinating that your father was into this.

2065
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:12,960
Why'd he buy it?

2066
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,760
I mean that's the total opposite thought, right?

2067
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:15,720
Why'd he buy it?

2068
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,720
I don't know, we were out there for his birthday in April.

2069
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,680
And he's like.

2070
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,560
He's looking to get some action.

2071
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:23,480
He does, he goes.

2072
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,320
He goes.

2073
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,140
Going to Red Light District.

2074
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:25,980
He asked me, he goes.

2075
01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:28,360
And the boys, he goes, we know about Oculus.

2076
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,880
And both the boys went.

2077
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,280
Their antennas went up.

2078
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,040
And I was like, it's cool, it's very cool.

2079
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:33,860
It's virtual reality.

2080
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:34,700
He goes, I wanna get it.

2081
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,200
It's like crack cocaine, man.

2082
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,800
Honestly, you're playing with fire.

2083
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:38,640
That's amazing.

2084
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,040
Sean, are you in insurance?

2085
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:40,880
So he bought it.

2086
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:41,700
No, you're not in insurance.

2087
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:42,540
So what is he doing there?

2088
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:43,960
I'm an adjuster.

2089
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,000
Okay, so I'm already thinking.

2090
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:46,840
Keep that thought.

2091
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,940
Think about a divorce court.

2092
01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:51,320
If I cheat in the virtual world, does it count?

2093
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,200
Eesh.

2094
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,040
Right?

2095
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,640
Like there's a whole, lawyers are just like, oh my gosh.

2096
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,360
There's so much more money in court.

2097
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,160
Well, are there attachments that you wear?

2098
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,000
But you know what?

2099
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,480
If I'm playing video games and I shoot somebody,

2100
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,320
does it matter?

2101
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,160
Right, oh.

2102
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:05,980
No, that's murder.

2103
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,640
So that's the precedent right now.

2104
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,360
But all it takes is one crazy jury to empathize

2105
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,280
with somebody on the other side.

2106
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,120
So in the metaphor.

2107
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,920
Well, there's video games out there where you have sex.

2108
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,120
What?

2109
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,760
Yeah, I know, I played God of War.

2110
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,600
He played it.

2111
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,440
Yeah, I did.

2112
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,400
I was playing God of War in there

2113
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,600
and I had to hit these buttons.

2114
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,360
Yeah, they have sex on there, but you're not like.

2115
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:27,200
No.

2116
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:28,040
You had sex with an ogre?

2117
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,880
Having colloidal sex with a porpoise of some sort.

2118
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,080
It was an attractive busty woman in the game

2119
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,160
and you had to hit these buttons.

2120
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,360
You had to throw a busty.

2121
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,040
Why would they not be in the game?

2122
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:38,880
It's a game.

2123
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:39,720
When you hit these buttons.

2124
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,560
Oh yeah, what do you mean?

2125
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,480
Like people down like Sandra Bullock?

2126
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:44,320
Good D.

2127
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,140
Like she could be a good one?

2128
01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:46,160
No, they're Ds.

2129
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,280
So you know how some people's personality

2130
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,760
make them taller than they are?

2131
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,200
Sandra's personality makes her boobs bigger than they are.

2132
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,560
I mean, she's quality.

2133
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:54,400
Yeah.

2134
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,440
Yeah, she's fantastic and she's 50.

2135
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,280
I mean, hello.

2136
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,400
She's, yeah, well I thought she was older, but.

2137
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,240
Oh.

2138
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,080
She is older.

2139
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:01,900
Don't say that.

2140
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:02,740
No, she's not.

2141
01:08:02,740 --> 01:08:05,520
All right, can we get a ruling on this?

2142
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,520
I would say she's 52.

2143
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,400
Julie and I just watched a movie with her in it.

2144
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,240
56.

2145
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:11,080
Yeah, I think she's 56.

2146
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,400
No, The Lost City.

2147
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,000
We just watched The Lost City.

2148
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:14,840
Oh yeah.

2149
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:15,660
64.

2150
01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:16,500
With Channing Tatum.

2151
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,340
64.

2152
01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:18,180
So she's.

2153
01:08:18,180 --> 01:08:19,000
55.

2154
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:19,840
55.

2155
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:20,660
No, 58.

2156
01:08:20,660 --> 01:08:21,500
No.

2157
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,340
Seven.

2158
01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:23,160
She's five years older than me.

2159
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,000
She's 58?

2160
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,840
What?

2161
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,160
She's five years older than me and I'm 53.

2162
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,480
Well, Sean, Sean, you win.

2163
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,320
You do win.

2164
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,160
You get a $200 bottle of bourbon.

2165
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,000
This is amazing.

2166
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,840
I don't think you've ever gotten anything right.

2167
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,260
You got that.

2168
01:08:35,260 --> 01:08:38,280
This is the first time ever you've gotten something right.

2169
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,120
I tell you what, with the Oculus,

2170
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,320
with the Oculus, one thing I figured out for my dad,

2171
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,000
which I think he would enjoy, is he could sit down

2172
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,320
and it's like he's in a theater.

2173
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:52,000
Because you're in this room and you can watch TV,

2174
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,880
ESPN, HBO, all these channels,

2175
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,140
but you have this huge screen in front of you

2176
01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:59,680
so it looks like you're in a theater,

2177
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:00,720
but you're sitting on your sofa

2178
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,640
with these things on your face.

2179
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,480
So it's like there's this 120 foot screen in front of you

2180
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,360
watching TV, high def.

2181
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,180
All right.

2182
01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:10,020
Well, look, here's the thing.

2183
01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:10,860
Pretty cool.

2184
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:13,680
If it improves the quality of life of your father,

2185
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,120
who's at a certain age, who cares?

2186
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:16,960
Oh, I don't care.

2187
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:17,780
Absolutely, no.

2188
01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:18,620
I just told him, I was like,

2189
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:20,760
you need to be careful because he'll fall.

2190
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:23,000
The problem that I find with the VR

2191
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,240
and that type of, is that it's,

2192
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:32,180
it monopolizes your time and it sucks you into this,

2193
01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:35,080
well, that's it, it sucks you in for like a whole night.

2194
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,400
So you show up, like he said, you come home from work,

2195
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,760
you pop the opticals on, and you're there

2196
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:40,800
until you go to bed.

2197
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,480
As opposed to the video games that you play.

2198
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,580
Well, no, that's not true though.

2199
01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:48,320
I mean, no, well, the kids, okay,

2200
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,240
for example, when the boys would go to bed,

2201
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:52,400
I'd play like World of Warcraft, but.

2202
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,360
For hours.

2203
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,840
Yeah, that's true.

2204
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,080
That's true.

2205
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:56,920
Austin speak.

2206
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:58,920
And distraction.

2207
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:02,020
He has no microphone.

2208
01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:02,860
Checkmate.

2209
01:10:02,860 --> 01:10:07,080
He gave, Austin just gave me a checkmate.

2210
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:07,920
Wow, Paul.

2211
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,880
I nailed you.

2212
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:09,720
All right.

2213
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,160
Well, you know what, but you know, okay.

2214
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,080
But I think it's unhealthy socially.

2215
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,060
For kids, not for adults.

2216
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:18,360
I mean, I'm an adult, I'm married.

2217
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,240
I have kids, you know what,

2218
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:24,160
what I do from like eight to midnight is my escape.

2219
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,360
The wife's in bed, I've got, I've got Sean time.

2220
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,780
If I want to slap, if I want to play whatever,

2221
01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:32,360
including the VR, which I don't,

2222
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,200
I think that's okay.

2223
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,520
The problem with the kids is that I think it stunts.

2224
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,720
I think it stunts them.

2225
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:37,560
It could be.

2226
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:38,600
I think it stunts their social behavior.

2227
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,760
I think that'd be a great discussion later

2228
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,400
when he was talking about the camping and the other things

2229
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,400
and the obstacles we're facing with the next generation,

2230
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:50,600
but here's one for me is there are times I'm on my phone,

2231
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,440
my wife's next to me in the bed, she's on her phone,

2232
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:55,840
and I really want to put them down, and we don't.

2233
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,680
Right.

2234
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,680
I think the goggles will be even harder to put down.

2235
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,480
So my point is it's about degree,

2236
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:04,000
and that's a word we've lost in our world.

2237
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,440
It's absolutism everywhere.

2238
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,120
Unless you bolt the one in the goggles,

2239
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,760
and you can see each other in bed.

2240
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:09,600
You can.

2241
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,440
You can.

2242
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,280
And you can change.

2243
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,520
I would just really like to exchange real fluids

2244
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,800
instead of digital ones.

2245
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,640
There you go.

2246
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,120
I'm gonna declare there.

2247
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,360
Okay, I'm gonna draw a line.

2248
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:22,480
The bottom line is when we're neglecting,

2249
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,800
when we're neglecting real world things,

2250
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,440
like time with our kids, time with our wife,

2251
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:29,620
time with our friends, time doing real things,

2252
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:31,320
it's a bad thing.

2253
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,560
I also don't, I don't think,

2254
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,680
we've talked about this for years,

2255
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,600
like the insecurities for both males and females

2256
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,640
looking at magazines and comparing ourselves.

2257
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,360
Well, if we could digitally recreate,

2258
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,440
like let's just be who we are.

2259
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:45,400
By the way, for the audience, we are all gorgeous.

2260
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,920
We are the most gorgeous people

2261
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,600
you've ever seen digitally.

2262
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,560
I don't think I've ever been to 10 pounds.

2263
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:54,420
Take Hugh Jackman, take Zac Efron, take everyone.

2264
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:55,260
Put them all together,

2265
01:11:55,260 --> 01:11:57,280
make your best beautiful man, baby, and that's us.

2266
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,040
Like a government mule.

2267
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,360
My nickname is Adonis.

2268
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,200
Yeah.

2269
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,680
I mean, I, yeah, exactly.

2270
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:03,520
I love that.

2271
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,840
So it's like, I don't know if that all helps either

2272
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:06,920
for mental health, right?

2273
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:07,760
No, it doesn't.

2274
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:08,580
You know.

2275
01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:10,640
But it does help that we're, like I said, we're ripped.

2276
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,040
Luckily, right.

2277
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,000
I'll be surprised.

2278
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,200
I feel bad for other people.

2279
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,020
Well, I'll be surprised that the metaverse,

2280
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:19,240
at least this iteration, succeeds.

2281
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,520
I think it's an ultimate thing.

2282
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,300
I don't know if this one will succeed,

2283
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,640
but I think something may come along.

2284
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,400
What's the Facebook guy's name?

2285
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,240
Zuckerberg.

2286
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:29,800
Yeah, Zuckerberg, he's invested a shitload of money,

2287
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,480
and I think it's an addiction.

2288
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,280
No, listen, that's the problem.

2289
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,120
All of us, we're not going to give away a demographic age,

2290
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,160
but we are not what we're thinking.

2291
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,960
I mean, my son plays the most wealthy game

2292
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,760
company in the world that is free.

2293
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:48,160
Right?

2294
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:48,840
Say that again.

2295
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,880
He plays the most wealthy?

2296
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,040
The wealthiest game company out there.

2297
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,200
OK.

2298
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:54,700
Blizzard.

2299
01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:56,520
Has a free game.

2300
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,020
OK.

2301
01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:58,400
Called Fortnite.

2302
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,000
Oh, yeah.

2303
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:03,200
So Epic Games charges nothing to play their game.

2304
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,560
And it's the wealthiest company.

2305
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,240
That's because of all the little up-charges they have.

2306
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,000
Skins, season tokens, all these things.

2307
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,400
And so look, this group growing up, I'm telling you,

2308
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:16,120
my youngest and my oldest are seven years apart.

2309
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,120
It might as well be a chasm the size of the Grand Canyon,

2310
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:21,120
raising them in a digital world.

2311
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,120
I mean, think about it.

2312
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:23,600
So that's who they're grooming.

2313
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,120
That's who they're grooming when those people make $100,000

2314
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:26,620
a year.

2315
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:28,640
A $59 game, which is the typical price of a game.

2316
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,840
$60 ish.

2317
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,360
I mean, you're no longer paying $60 if it's free.

2318
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:36,360
So they're hoping to that they are going to get that $60.

2319
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,360
And then some.

2320
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,160
Yeah, because you can't succeed in the game

2321
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,600
unless you've got all that other shit, right?

2322
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,100
Correct.

2323
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:42,040
No, it's not just that.

2324
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:44,000
But I know a lot of games, I read the reviews,

2325
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,200
they're like, I paid $60 for this.

2326
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,760
And then there's a release after that that opens up this world.

2327
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,320
Or there's this skin.

2328
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:51,800
Or this.

2329
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:55,200
But in order to get the entire experience,

2330
01:13:55,200 --> 01:14:03,840
you're paying $200 to get the full experience of the game.

2331
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:04,340
Right.

2332
01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:06,200
I heard.

2333
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,760
Otherwise, you get like a beta version.

2334
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:08,680
Not a beta version.

2335
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,280
Not a beta version.

2336
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,760
Alpha.

2337
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:12,880
An omega version.

2338
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,440
I think the point I was making is we don't understand

2339
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:18,480
the audience that they're selling to because we're not

2340
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,680
them.

2341
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,660
It's a little scary.

2342
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:24,600
And man, as parents, how do we give as many

2343
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,080
people advice before we die?

2344
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:27,200
I hate to be morbid there.

2345
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:30,080
But how do we give as much advice before they go?

2346
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,280
Like, hey, fight that.

2347
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,480
Can we hit pause for a second?

2348
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:32,980
Yeah.

2349
01:14:32,980 --> 01:14:36,880
Mr. Producer, I was rather alarmed today

2350
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:42,720
when I got that text message with my credit card.

2351
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,840
And so I started looking into the credit card stuff.

2352
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,680
No, no.

2353
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:48,880
No, no.

2354
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,040
So I looked on the credit card and I

2355
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:53,360
was going over the expenditures.

2356
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,160
Charges, yeah.

2357
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,480
I noticed that there were a few dollar items on there,

2358
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:57,240
which is OK.

2359
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,760
But was that you?

2360
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,960
$1 for EA.

2361
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,040
Were there 977 of them?

2362
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,360
There were like four of them.

2363
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,520
Yeah.

2364
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,320
I get on Brandon so much for that.

2365
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,080
It may have been something else, but whatever.

2366
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,360
Oh, I find charges like that all the time.

2367
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,160
I get on Brandon so much for that.

2368
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,640
He's like, I spent $2 on this.

2369
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,280
I was like, yeah, but it's stupid.

2370
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,440
You spent $2 on it 60 times.

2371
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:21,160
So you could have red hair.

2372
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,360
It was recently.

2373
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:25,920
So where I diverge a little from you

2374
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,680
is if you want to pay that fine.

2375
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,600
So my 13-year-old, the rule has always been

2376
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,360
ask permission for a charge.

2377
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,760
So what I've done, he has done three charges,

2378
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:41,040
not consecutively, but three sporadically over four months

2379
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,320
where he didn't ask permission.

2380
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,840
So I make him give me 2x the cost.

2381
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,480
I charge him 100% penalty rate.

2382
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,080
So when he tries to charge $9, I go,

2383
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,200
you have to pay me $18.

2384
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,280
I like where this is going.

2385
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,920
Because I'm like, hey, just ask me permission

2386
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,600
and have the respect that it's my money

2387
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,560
and let's have a conversation.

2388
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:03,440
Right, and that's the problem I had with Brandon

2389
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,120
is he would spend the money.

2390
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,840
You should be in politics.

2391
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:11,840
He would spend the money and then not have any

2392
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,200
actually to pay his rent.

2393
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,080
Right.

2394
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,560
That's more of a spending manager.

2395
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,400
Yeah, that's not cool.

2396
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:19,040
So I'm like, are you looking at your budget?

2397
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,040
What are you spending on?

2398
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:20,920
I was like, let's look at this.

2399
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,720
Oh, you spent $10 here.

2400
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:27,560
You spent $5 on this game that you'll play for two months

2401
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,680
and forget about it.

2402
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,440
I understand entertainment, and there's

2403
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:32,880
a cost for entertainment.

2404
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,360
I have no problem with that.

2405
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:40,120
But there's a certain class or irresponsibility,

2406
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,880
a class of entertainment that I have a problem with.

2407
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,800
I love video games.

2408
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,680
So go ahead.

2409
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:45,720
Well, you know the trick.

2410
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:49,000
So you know the boiling frog theory, right?

2411
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,840
You put a frog in water.

2412
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:54,480
If you turn it right on flaming hot, it'll jump out.

2413
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:57,600
If you put a frog in water and you slowly

2414
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,960
turn the temperature up, it will sit in it

2415
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,600
until it burns to death.

2416
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:06,320
What they figured out is drip charging.

2417
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,560
$2, $5, $9.

2418
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,400
You don't freak out.

2419
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,840
And what happens is because no one writes checks

2420
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:16,080
and doesn't register anymore, it just swipe, swipe, swipe.

2421
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:17,840
Oh, not even swipe anymore.

2422
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:21,040
By the way, thank Amazon for frictionless buying.

2423
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,160
Set up the card.

2424
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,960
Click, done.

2425
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,360
What happens is the end of the year, the statement comes

2426
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:30,400
or the end of month, and you're like $900 upside down.

2427
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,720
And you don't know how you boiled to death as the frog.

2428
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:39,080
Which for years, we can all probably appreciate this.

2429
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:41,960
Why don't we teach financial literacy in high school?

2430
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,800
Because we don't want literate consumers.

2431
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:49,400
We want stupid consumers that will buy a $2,000 TV for $6,000

2432
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,680
over 72 months.

2433
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:52,520
So we've got lobbyists and things like that.

2434
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:56,160
So we've just digitized that into a very incremental.

2435
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:57,280
Make it even easier.

2436
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,160
So now you're there parenting that.

2437
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,880
And he's like, Dad, Dad, I didn't do that.

2438
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,120
And he doesn't know as a frog.

2439
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,680
He boiled to death and can't pay rent.

2440
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:06,440
It's so true.

2441
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:07,320
It's so true.

2442
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,720
It's like when I look at the credit card bill,

2443
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:14,640
and they go to 7-Eleven and they buy $2.74,

2444
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:18,960
or it's $1.68, or it's a I don't.

2445
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,880
But it's all of them added together.

2446
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:20,360
I know.

2447
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,720
But I look at it, and I don't freak out.

2448
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:23,760
I don't freak out.

2449
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,160
I'm like, I go, damn it.

2450
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,840
I got to talk to them about this.

2451
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,280
And then I kind of forget.

2452
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:34,320
But when I see a $47 charge, I'm like, what the hell is this?

2453
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,080
I think what you should do, probably all of us

2454
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:37,800
need to do this, at the end of the month,

2455
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,800
your bank will do this.

2456
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,440
Show me where my expenditures are.

2457
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,760
And you'll see a pie chart or however it breaks it down.

2458
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,080
You're going to be like, wow.

2459
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,600
91% on porn.

2460
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,440
Wow.

2461
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:49,600
That was a dollar at a time.

2462
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,000
That's a lot of single dollars there, Jeff.

2463
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,360
Feeding those current quarters.

2464
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,040
About to tell you, your right forearm's

2465
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,920
looking really rich, bro.

2466
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:01,920
Walk me through that.

2467
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,000
$1 at a time.

2468
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,280
You're the one who says you have 91% porn charges.

2469
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,720
Well, yeah, but at $1 at a time?

2470
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:08,840
Well, what's your charges?

2471
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:09,520
Good lord.

2472
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:10,680
That's a lot of time.

2473
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,720
It is a lot of times.

2474
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:12,440
All right, sorry.

2475
01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,200
But yeah, I agree.

2476
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,720
I have the discussion.

2477
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:18,760
My wife is a finance teacher, and she

2478
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,960
teaches personal finance.

2479
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:26,080
And she's trying to get it to be a graduation requirement

2480
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,000
in the city we live in.

2481
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:28,760
It should be.

2482
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,000
It'll never make it.

2483
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:30,800
Well, she's trying.

2484
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,480
I appreciate that, and I hope she wins.

2485
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,120
Right.

2486
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,200
But this economy runs on that, huh?

2487
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:42,400
Because I tell you, she gets the most thanks for that class.

2488
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,160
From the parents and from the students,

2489
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,920
that once they get out of college,

2490
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:50,760
they come back and thank her for that class specifically.

2491
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:55,000
Thank you for telling me how to balance a checkbook,

2492
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,520
manage my money, to understand how I'm spending my money.

2493
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:58,240
It seems so simple.

2494
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,040
I mean, why wouldn't they want to teach that?

2495
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:04,920
Because we've already said uneducated consumers give away

2496
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,400
their money to the people who need to make money.

2497
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,560
So this is all propaganda to keep the kinfolk down.

2498
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,600
So if you live by the theory that if we

2499
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:15,240
were to take all the wealth in the world

2500
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:19,960
and give it evenly to 8 billion people, in seven years,

2501
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:22,280
it'll be back in the hands of the same rich people.

2502
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:23,040
Of course.

2503
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:24,400
That's the rule.

2504
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,520
And the whole point is they don't want you to be educated,

2505
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,800
because that makes the game more difficult.

2506
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,120
All we've done, if we want to really back it up,

2507
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,000
capitalism is really civilized greed, guys.

2508
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:36,760
Let's be honest.

2509
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:37,440
Sure it is.

2510
01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:39,880
Cro-Magnon, he comes over to my house,

2511
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,600
says, I like your wife, I like your house.

2512
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:42,680
He beats me up, kills me.

2513
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,840
He gets it.

2514
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,040
Now he says, I like your house, I like your wife.

2515
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:48,000
I'll sell you this heavy mortgage

2516
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,720
with a pre-penalty payment insurance and a high interest

2517
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,920
rate, and I'll give you this TV.

2518
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,320
We all enslave each other in a much more white collar,

2519
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:56,840
civilized way.

2520
01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:02,320
Today's world has just digitized it and made it AI to where we,

2521
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,640
someday they're going to learn your threshold of where

2522
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:05,800
you give a shit.

2523
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,760
You're going to call your credit card company,

2524
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,560
and they're going to learn.

2525
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,200
Paul called when it was $47, you said before?

2526
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:13,960
Right.

2527
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,840
Oh shit, every charge is going to be under $45.

2528
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:18,800
And then when you call, it's $30,

2529
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,760
and every charge is going to be under $30.

2530
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,720
And they heard me say it.

2531
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,480
Right, and so you're phone right now.

2532
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,560
Son of a gun.

2533
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,760
They're feeding that shit to Citibank right now.

2534
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,080
Oh, listen, that is it.

2535
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:34,040
And so as parents, we have to teach them,

2536
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,800
and that's the hard part, is how many of the vast majority

2537
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,720
of people not to go socioeconomical

2538
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:42,120
don't have the parents with the time or the care

2539
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,920
or the attention to teach them those things,

2540
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,520
and they just feed the machine.

2541
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:48,240
Well, the frustrating part is we've

2542
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,320
at least we've thought we've taught the boys, right?

2543
01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:57,440
But I take that back, because I've made a lot of mistakes

2544
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:58,640
when I was their age.

2545
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,560
They're still making mistakes and spending money

2546
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:02,520
that they don't necessarily have,

2547
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,160
but they spend it incorrectly.

2548
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:06,400
Right, frivolously.

2549
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:09,600
Frivolously when they shouldn't, especially at their age,

2550
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,960
when they're, and I always tell them,

2551
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,440
I was like, you're college students.

2552
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,560
You shouldn't be living like a king right now,

2553
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,800
and you shouldn't be owning this or this or this.

2554
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:17,640
The way they were.

2555
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,960
Yes, they lived like this.

2556
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:19,960
It was crazy.

2557
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:22,720
Oh, yeah, the food they buy, the restaurants they go to,

2558
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,400
the alcohol they somehow manage to buy,

2559
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:27,880
it's all like top notch stuff.

2560
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:28,400
Yeah.

2561
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,440
When we were there, we bought the shit beer.

2562
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:33,800
And we went to the bars that had the ridiculous binge

2563
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,840
drinking, penny drinks.

2564
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:39,440
They are going out there and spending $11 on a drink.

2565
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:40,040
I'm like, mm.

2566
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,880
And they're buying $300 bottle service.

2567
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:42,760
No.

2568
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:47,160
So one of the problems is the developers, real estate

2569
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:50,640
developers, who build the student housing.

2570
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:53,280
These kids live in better student housing

2571
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:57,000
than they can afford as an apartment in their first job.

2572
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,600
And they charge the parents for that.

2573
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,480
We're shelling out $700, $800 a month.

2574
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,600
That's exactly what happened.

2575
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,560
Yeah, that's number one.

2576
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:10,840
And number two, by the way, this table, dudes like us,

2577
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:11,560
we're not perfect.

2578
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,840
We're at fault. And I'll tell you where we're at fault.

2579
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,360
So if you live by the theory that you

2580
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:22,840
want every generation to have a better life than you did,

2581
01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:26,040
that's an evolutionary mantra.

2582
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:26,840
Yes.

2583
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,160
Right.

2584
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:30,200
The problem is we typically default

2585
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:33,720
that the betterment metric is making it easier and more

2586
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:36,000
convenient and less painful.

2587
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,040
That's what we've done.

2588
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,440
We don't want them to struggle in any way, shape, or form.

2589
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,640
Or even be uncomfortable.

2590
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,760
As much degree, as much or whatever,

2591
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,600
we just want it to be easier because we all had our deals.

2592
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,320
You were going to talk about jobs we had,

2593
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,200
and the things we did, and the shit we peddled.

2594
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:54,800
The problem is when you do that and you remove those barriers,

2595
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,320
there's a consequence to that.

2596
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,520
And we're starting to realize that they

2597
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:00,520
don't have the perspective to understand

2598
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,320
that consequence at all.

2599
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,400
No.

2600
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,440
I'd like to cover that in our next session.

2601
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:07,320
I agree.

2602
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:12,360
And because I know my kids don't do,

2603
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:13,880
or I don't want to say suffer, but they

2604
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,560
didn't go through near what I did.

2605
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,600
And I didn't go through near what my parents went through.

2606
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,240
Correct.

2607
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:19,520
Right?

2608
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,840
So I think that'd be an interesting topic.

2609
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:24,120
Just even at our generation, what

2610
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:28,560
we did as our first job, our first three or four jobs,

2611
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:30,520
compared to what our kids are doing today.

2612
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,280
Love it.

2613
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,360
Yeah.

2614
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:34,800
I just solved that problem by beating my kids.

2615
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,520
Well, in lack of appreciation, too.

2616
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:37,000
You know what I mean?

2617
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:37,800
I introduced that.

2618
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,280
I find that most kids don't appreciate

2619
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,040
what's going on either.

2620
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:43,640
They don't understand what's going on.

2621
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,800
They don't understand where the money's coming from.

2622
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,320
They think it's some magical beanstalk.

2623
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:53,720
So for the next part is that was an incongruent statement,

2624
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,640
is lack of appreciation, but they don't understand.

2625
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,560
That's the bridge.

2626
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,600
They can't appreciate what they don't understand.

2627
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,520
So that's going to be a fun second half.

2628
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:03,320
Right now.

2629
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:04,320
All right, Dudes Like Us.

2630
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,240
Hey, look, man.

2631
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:06,320
This is the Ides of June.

2632
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:06,960
I'm Sean.

2633
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:07,560
I'm Paul.

2634
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:08,440
I'm Jeff.

2635
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:09,160
I'm Randy.

2636
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,440
And this is Dudes Like Us.

2637
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:31,360
And this is Dudes Like Us.