We gotta do a huge fight you don't remember?
You're a jackass.
Huge fight.
Like a...
Like a Celt, late at night?
Like a late night Celt night.
With a marine?
I kicked his ass though.
You said he was old, I bet he could still kick all your asses.
Oh my god, he would have...
Actually, I don't think he...
Me, yes. The other guy, no.
Yeah, he's...
I just watched a YouTube video of all of Mike Tyson's knockouts.
Including on the airplane?
No, they didn't show that.
He didn't knock him out.
No, they didn't show that.
I don't think he knocked him out on the airplane, I think he just hit him.
Did you see that all the charges were dropped?
Because that dude, that dude tried to sue him.
And you have to wonder, was he baiting him for that?
Right.
And his buddy was filming him?
Yeah, he threw a water bottle at him, and finally Mike Tyson like...
Boom! Slaps him.
I'd throw it out too.
I was like, you're an asshole.
Yeah, they said, no, yeah, no, we're throwing these out.
Good.
I mean, what the hell, man?
Not cool.
So he reached around and just slapped him, he didn't punch him.
No, he was punching him.
Mike Tyson was?
Yeah, he bent over and he was punching him in the face.
Good.
Good, the guy threw a water bottle at him and was talking shit to him.
I was like, really?
You're going to do that to Mike Tyson?
What is wrong on so many levels?
I was going to say, are you stupid?
You remember?
So what happened with Mike Tyson?
He had a hot wife.
Robin Givens.
And that ended poorly.
Well, that's because she used teeth.
She won?
She used teeth.
She didn't know how to give good head.
Get a head?
What?
I think your microphone just went out.
Like a sausage?
Yeah, it went out.
So this worked, tune in to Tokyo.
No, no, the word is...
Stop it.
The word is that...
From who?
I don't know, Esquire.
Esquire?
Please do not follow that up with the word is she gave bad head.
Is that really what you're going to follow up with?
That's how the argument started.
Oh my God.
That's retarded.
It is retarded, but that's the word.
So they went through a divorce.
And wasn't there...
He used teeth.
It was that front left incisor.
So we just went through that crazy trial.
That was extra sharp.
The Depp Amber Heard trial.
And we heard all sorts of crazy shit.
She shit on his bed.
And threw a bottle and cut his finger out.
You know what we learned about that trial?
What did we learn?
We learned that they're both idiots.
Exactly.
And you know how many couples are those idiots?
Especially in Hollywood.
Only in Hollywood.
It's because they're like...
They don't deserve...
I'm thankful.
I'm happy for their success.
But shut the fuck up.
I think what just brought the light,
whether people recognize it or not,
is being rich and famous
does not mean you're happy.
Oh, it doesn't mean you're functional at all.
They're totally dysfunctional.
I guarantee Johnny Depp's been miserable.
They were saying he had a jar of cocaine.
I would actually argue...
Well, if he was on drugs maybe.
I would actually argue that people that are in Hollywood
that make millions and millions,
they don't have to work, they have a job,
they film a movie here, they do something here,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They're so bored.
And they're drinking, they're doing drugs,
they're having parties.
I guarantee it's more likely to happen
in those marriages
than normal marriages.
They got the money to do anything they want.
They have no responsibilities.
Well, you see a lot of divorces
in that side of the business.
There's the exceptions.
I always think,
why are you marrying this musician
or this actor?
It never ends.
Find someone not in the business.
You know, like, Charlie Parton found a husband
and they're still married.
They've been married for fucking 60 years.
That doesn't happen very often.
And I think it's because they don't ever feel confident
in who they meet isn't just a gold digger.
I can see that.
Does that make sense?
Unless you meet them young before you get big.
But then they get big
and dump your ass like...
Was it Garth Brooks dumped his wife
from high school, right?
Married Trisha Yearwood.
So...
And maybe the exception is also
that they meet in unassuming ways.
I didn't know that.
Garth Brooks married Trisha Yearwood?
Yes. Oh, yeah.
They've been married for about 20-plus years.
How about Britney Spears?
Married her...
Well, did they get married?
Married one of her dancers.
Kevin Federline?
Right. So I can respect that.
You know why? Because it wasn't like
a no-name guy that just kind of
approached her in a bar. She'd be like,
really? Get the fuck out of me. And her security would be like,
get the fuck out of here, right? But he was a dancer.
They spent time together.
And they met and they talked. You know what I mean?
I can get it. Because a lot of people meet at work
and shit like that.
That's an organic kind of deal.
But I think the Hollywood scene,
the musician scene,
is a lifestyle that is not conducive.
If you're both in it...
to succeed.
I suppose you have all these people, like if you're a dude,
like you're Tom Cruise or some hunk,
you're going to be tempted by all these women.
Oh, the hottest women
on the planet are throwing themselves at you.
Yeah. And
how long does your Constitution
hold up? Hopefully forever. Yeah, hopefully.
But, you know,
and your wife can be the same
way if she's an actress. Right.
Like Amber Heard. She's attractive. Very.
And, you know, she
accused him of cheating. I don't know if he accused her of cheating
or anything like that. But it's going to happen.
They have video proof of her cheating.
Oh, really? I didn't watch any of that.
You didn't hear about that? I didn't watch any of that.
James Franco is in the elevator
going up to the penthouse with her. Oh, really?
And they have video of it.
What the hell?
Talk about...OK. Checkmate.
Right. Right? In terms of like
infidelity. So he went
up there, but did they show anything?
Yeah, they played chess, they said.
Did they show any pen? Yeah, they played checkers
and they read...
That is so crazy. Why would they do that?
They read Mark Twain together. Reader's Digest.
Oh, come on.
Yes, they did the deed, of course.
But did they have video of it?
Of the deed?
Yeah. Not in the elevator.
Well, I'm just saying, how would you not...
I mean, what if they went up to play...
You know what? That's a good point. I didn't watch the trial.
So I don't know if Amber Heard said,
yeah, we just...I was upset and
we just talked and she helped me through it.
And he's a friend and we...
And he's a friend and... He played bobble.
Right. And he touched my vagina. But it was in an innocent way.
Maybe they were up there just drinking and having a good time.
It was just a tip.
Yeah. He...
He really got into my soul with
the tip. Now, what if they didn't do
any of that? What if they just like hung out
and drank?
Like who have? It's possible.
But if you pull Johnny...or who was it?
James Franco? James Franco.
If you pull him up there as a witness...I don't even know who James Franco is.
What? He's an actor.
What's wrong with you? You know it. You've seen him.
He was the Green Goblin's son in the first...
Oh, I know who he is now.
What?
But if you call it up there as a witness,
did you sleep with Amber Heard? He's going to have to answer it, right?
Yeah. He's going to go,
just a tip.
That's his answer. Just a tip. Is that...
So is that a yes? I...
Just a tip.
It's like really fast. In and out.
Multiple times just a tip.
Yeah, that guy right there. James Franco.
Well, actually, James Franco
confirms the affair with Amber Heard.
Well, there we go.
That ends that story. There you go.
And apparently, Elon Musk too. But I don't know if
that was before...
That was before they got married.
Yeah. Yeah, so that whole
scene... It's just not...
Both of them are nut jobs, but I think what he did...
They are nut jobs....was smarter than what
he did. He came out and basically he laid
all his flaws out. He's like, I'm an alcoholic.
I'm a druggy.
I'm a piece of shit in that regard, but I did not do this.
Nice. That's what he did.
He admitted to all his drink.
He goes, yeah, I have a drinking problem. You know what's so funny?
I have a drug problem. So,
my son apparently
was glued,
glued to this trial.
Kind of like we were to the OJ and shit like that.
Right. Totally. And I was like,
what? And he's like, oh my god,
all I do is watch court TV.
Court TV on this deal.
And I was like, oh, I get it. Because apparently
there was all sorts of drama with...
She would act fake. Oh, yeah.
And cry.
And it was not even believable.
She's a horrible actress. Oh my god, did you see
the TikTok memes on her crying?
No, I did not. They're so
funny. So bad.
She turns
her face to the left and she was saying
something about, oh my god, my dog
did this. And then she makes a facial
expression. To try to make
the tears start flowing. Yeah. And then
these people were mocking her
because, oh my dog, oh my god, my
glasses fell off of my eye.
Then all of a sudden I did this.
Whatever. It's hard to explain.
Right. They mocked
the shit out of her over and
over and over on so many different
scenarios. I watched very little. But the part
I watched was when
they were
talking about the
lawyer for
the defense. Yeah, defense lawyer
was in his interrogation. Well, actually no
because it was him against
he brought the suit against her. That's right.
So she's the defendant.
He was the plaintiff. Correct. Alright.
So she was asking him her questions.
She was asking her questions. And she
would turn and look at the jury
and answer the question
and then turn back. And then
ask another question and she would turn
to the jury, answer the question and look back.
And I was like, stop it.
It was super annoying.
And they were like, and that was a big story. That was like
her strategy, her strategy
of talking to the jury
is that for her, is that going to work
or is it not going to work? I was like, oh my god.
It did not work. I've never seen
anyone stop and talk to
the jury like that. I was like, it's not going to work.
What the hell is that? I read
an article yesterday or the day before that.
She's in Aquaman 2.
Right. Yeah, they cut her out.
They've cut her out. All of it.
I've read that they've cut all of her scenes out.
Good. Good.
Well, now she's saying she can't pay.
Like, he won. He won.
And she can't pay.
And they started. Well, they're going to start
docking her pay. What do they call that?
Garnishing her wages. Right.
What they're going to do. So if she makes a hundred grand for this
picture, they're going to take part of it. Well, now it's
going to be reversed. So Johnny Depp was not able
to find any work briefly
like Pirates of the Caribbean.
And then now she's going to be able to find work?
Probably not. He's not going to get any money.
So apparently Johnny Depp
is back on now.
After he won, I think I
read that he is. They said he
will be on the next installment of
Pirates of the Caribbean. So they're going to come out with
a. Well, yeah. Was the last one good?
Do you think a lot of people went and
watched it without Johnny Depp?
Dude, he makes it. Well, he wasn't.
They didn't make a Pirates
of the Caribbean without him. I don't think they.
Yeah, they did. Did they? Maybe it hasn't
been released yet. I don't remember that.
What? No, I don't think they did.
Well, they cut him out of the last one.
I don't think so. Yes, they did.
That was the whole point. There's only four of them. No, no, that's why
he. No, they were going to make one and they
did not make one.
No, I think they made
one without him. I may
be crazy. I may be totally wrong.
Pirates of the Caribbean producers said the future of
Johnny, the franchise
would be without Depp.
Well, that was before the
that was May 16, 2022.
But that was the whole point. That was why he
sued because he got cut out of the series.
So he sued her for that.
Well, you know, they should. Johnny
sued the Pirates of the Caribbean
people. I mean,
well, I mean, they have the right to, you know,
they have the right to pick whoever they want.
Right? I mean,
and they didn't pick him because he was, they thought
he would be toxic to
to to viewers. Well, the last one
that came out was Pirates of the Caribbean. Dead
men tell no tales. OK.
And he was in that.
There it is. OK, but there's
but he
was apparently cut out of the next one.
There was no next one. Oh, so they
didn't do a next one at all.
No, they were going to and they didn't
do it. OK.
All right. Well, that means they can't do one
without him. That's on them,
I guess. So I thought I read
that he was back in, but whatever.
Yeah, I did, too. I heard
that he was back in and that they had
recanted what they had said. And
they want the money. They want the money.
They want to make another one with him. And you
know what? It doesn't do so.
So that you mean like Disney, the people who
yeah, they make that movie.
So well, that's good. They came back and said,
all right, we were wrong.
But I go back to where they
jumped to the conclusion awfully fast.
Yes. Before knowing the facts.
And that's not that's
the media that does that.
Well, it's interesting you say that because the
me too movement, right? It was she was trying to
capitalize. Well, and it was
like if the woman says
something, the guy screwed
and they say that trial
put an end to me to
get put an end to it.
I hope so. Yeah.
You know, and I don't I don't want to be
an end of that, but I want to be
I want that to be an objective thing.
Like it shouldn't be. It should be an automatic.
I believe. Correct. Correct.
Kevin. We automatically believe
Harvey Weinstein was a piece of shit.
He was a total reason why
me too existed. Correct.
How many other producers were just like Harvey
Weiss?
Can't even say his name without
Bobby.
Is he in prison right now?
Smoke break. Is Harvey Weinstein in prison
right now? Yeah, he's
I don't know. He's taking it up the poop suit.
He could be because I remember his
just trial. He'd come in with like canes
and a walker. He was trying to
try to get sympathy.
What is that? I thought the same
thing. I was like, he's walking. It was like
four days.
What was the Lincoln
address? Four scores. Four scores
in three days. He was.
Hold on. Lincoln. Why was
he saying that? Well, he came in
with the walker acting like he was some old
schmuck. Like he was like, I should
be going to jail because I'm like some old
guy. Lincoln with a cane is like Harvey
Weinstein walking into court. Really?
Was Harvey wearing a top hat?
He probably would have done better.
Wow. Quite an analogy
there, bro. Well, I'm just thinking like
from an old person perspective.
Old.
Wow.
He was trying to be wise
and proper.
Weinstein coming in all
I mean, did he have like
dark glasses on? Didn't he?
Dark glasses in a cane
or something. I just remember him having
a cane or a walker or something.
Yeah, I think the Me Too
movement took a hit, which
it's been kind of
subsiding anyway.
It was also one sided. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because I know
the Me Too was when
the boys started to be
you know, fifteen,
sixteen years old.
And I remember my sister specifically
telling me, because she has two girls, she goes,
I worry about your boys
and the environment that they have to live
in now. 100%.
Because, you know, their teenagers are going off
to college and could they
get the wrong girl where everything is
consensual. All of a sudden they wake up in the morning
and she's like, hmm. Well,
and it's not so much hmm, it's
oh my God, I had too much drink.
What did I do? I'm taking the walk
of shame. What am I going to tell my friends?
And they automatically believe the girl or the boy.
Absolutely. Unfortunately. And you know what?
It's funny you say that because my wife
gave a major,
major lecture to
Well, we did as well. Yeah, you did as well. I remember
we had that conversation where they said
the wives were like, hammered
them. Like, you cannot put yourself
in that situation. Right. She may be
hot and you guys may be like, you know,
all sorts of friendly. But if she's drunk,
walk away. Yep. You got to walk
away, man, because, you know,
anyway, we're trying to, you know,
get them. No, it was just drunk. You just
you don't have sex. Right.
Right. Or, you know, we're trying to
stop that whole thing. We're trying to stop the pre-marital
sex anyway, which is like
impossible. You can't put that can
worm back in the can. No, I'm just saying
you got to stick the blowjobs.
Stick the blowjobs. Or anal.
Yeah, but what
I'm sorry, what?
Put the chantilly
once. No, no, no.
So he said,
I said, yeah.
Well, you're talking about, you know, not trying to get pregnant.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I just want to, okay, hold on.
We cap. We cap. You said
blowjobs. Blowjobs. And then I was
about to say something and I paused
for some reason and then you said, or anal.
Yeah. So, but you're
solution is butt sex. You can't get pregnant
with anal sex. That is true.
I'm going to give him this one.
You know, he's right about everything.
You know that anyway. Well, I mean,
okay.
Yeah, but still, you're
in some sort of colloidal position.
You know, doing the anal
sex. However, with blowjob,
yeah, man, you don't have to take her garments off at all.
Oh,
yeah, you don't. Yeah.
And you're the one who's nude potentially
and you're like, she took advantage of me.
Right.
No, doesn't work
that way. No, not really. I would go
back to the anal. No,
no.
Officer, I was asleep on the couch
and I woke up with this thing attached to me
and there
was so much teeth and we got into a big fight.
Yeah.
Her name was Robyn.
Robyn.
Kind of like my cousin Robyn.
It was that left incisor.
I never heard that. Didn't one of their daughters die?
That's retarded. That is not true.
Yes, it was. It was horrible.
Mike Tyson's one of their daughters died.
I think that may have been the impetus
of everything. Well, I mean, she was on a
of all things a treadmill and
and was mauled
to death by the treadmill.
For real? Yeah. Absolutely. Well, I don't know how.
She died in a treadmill accident.
Yeah. Treadmill was
put in such a way where she couldn't
get off and she was repeatedly
like, are you kidding?
No, no, that happened.
Was she tiny, like young?
Yeah, she was. Like five or six or something?
Even younger.
And Mike Tyson was like
because he had mentioned in
one of the interviews
like one of the worst things that he could have.
I'll tell you, I don't
I don't agree
with what those guys
have to go through to do. I don't even like boxing.
I think it's too
scary. Yeah, come on, man. We're
we're humans. Let's stop. I know.
You know, there comes a point where like, stop.
But MMA is even worse.
Now they have bare knuckle.
So now he he has
crossed the threshold where he's
become wise. And
you know, he made some comment
about, you know,
he was talking to some
rapper. I don't even know what his
who it was. Who it was. He was saying
something about Kool Moe D.
Perhaps he was talking like
Jam Master.
He was saying that he was mad
at another person and he was like
I don't fuck him. I'm not talking to him.
Fuck that motherfucker. It is like what he owns
you. Mike Tyson says, well, he owns you
now. Yeah, but then he beat
the shit out of the guy on the airplane. He did the
same thing. No, no, he did not. It's completely
different. So it is absolutely different.
So what he was saying, what he's saying
is that you can't hold a grudge
against somebody. Right. You have
to let it go because if you hold a grudge
where if anything
has it, they own you. Right.
So you got to let it go. You got to
be like, alright.
You're not affecting me. That's the age
change. That is the age old thing.
When you give somebody else control
of your emotions,
you're in the wrong.
Right. Like what? Like a road rage
incident. Why are you
letting someone else you don't even know
who's an idiot or whatever
control your emotions?
Right.
Anytime. Because they're stupid. Yeah.
Anytime you give up control of your
emotions with someone else, you're in the wrong.
Do you ever have road rage?
Absolutely. What do you mean? Like
all the time.
Not bad though, right? I'm not professing
that I've mastered this, but
that's what he has. I have passive
aggressive road rage is what I have.
He's also, yeah, you are.
He also
Mike Tyson, he, which I
I agree with to a certain
thing is he does
he micro doses
mushrooms. I have never
done that before. Micro
doses of mushrooms.
There is a, and I've
always wanted to do mushrooms. MDM.
Is that what it is?
Micro dosing of mushrooms.
Oh. So what
they say is that
the drug
that you take is is what the
Indians use to take to
help collect their similar.
Yeah. To help collect
Apache.
Indian tribe.
Yeah. Oh, you missed the
mark there. Like the guardians.
On the galaxy.
The commanders. They
Well, whatever.
They're supposed to be
a lot of
emotional reconnecting
whenever you do these drugs.
It's supposed to tie in a lot of loose ends
from your emotional growth perspective.
Whatever.
Well, you say that.
Sorry.
But there seems to be a lot of
scientific evidence.
Well, I mean, there's a lot of
not necessarily people doing it, but
there's a lot of studies on it.
Fouchy back it. I hope not.
You know, Fouchy.
Well, anyways, he has found peace.
And I think it's great.
And he said he found
part of the reasons how he
said that he's got over a lot of his anger
was taken by doing these.
What do they call those, man? The walkabout
where they disappear for a day or two.
That's in Australia, right?
Yeah. Walkabouts where they're going to go die.
But I'm talking about the Native Indians also
has something.
During the soccer
games, remember, they had those
recorders? No, they had the tubes.
Oh, those that was
called.
If you remember the
the sound
like the Iceman, the World Cup
that was in
the world.
Where was the World Cup in
2000 and
eight
or twelve
was whalers or those little
tubes that everybody in the crowd had.
It was annoying as hell. Oh, and it was
that's called a
knowing. It's called a didgeridoo.
No, that's
digger ado.
Sean, you were
so close. Didgeridoo.
Really, really close.
Digerigan.
It's a digger ado.
Put World Cup.
Put World Cup in there because I remember
watching it. I want you to find the
thing that's pronounced.
Didgeridoo.
Diggeridoo. There we go.
He nailed it. I thought that was Jeff.
I thought Jeff said that. Didgeridoo.
He just said it again.
Didgeridoo. Didgeridoo.
Didgeridoo.
Stop doing that.
Didgeridoo. Stop it.
God.
OK, we get it.
That's not a knife.
I think they caught him something else at
the World Cup. Anyway, it was annoying as hell.
It's a wood.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
The
FIFA makes the
VUVA, ZEALA and
didgeridoo off limits.
I don't know.
It's called a VUVA ZEALA.
Something like that.
I got it way off track.
What were we talking about?
They go to this massive
trance.
It's just this really
self-realization thing.
So do the Buddhists.
Exactly.
But I don't know to what extent
VUVA ZEALA.
That's what they were using at the World Cup.
VUVA ZEALA.
Your kids would blow their eardrums out with
this plastic dot dot dot.
What is going on?
He's throwing out all sorts of shit tonight.
It's crazy.
It's the VUVA ZEALA.
Wikipedia pronounces it.
VUVA ZEALA.
How do you pronounce that?
It looks like vulva.
Vulva?
Vulva ZEALA.
I was right.
Vulva ZEALA.
It's not vulva.
Shut up.
Say it again.
VUVA ZEALA.
What the hell is that?
That's a Star Wars blue guy.
That's Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby saying it.
Your Bill Cosby sounds like the Star Wars guy.
You can't do him anymore.
Why?
Because he's a rapist. I don't like that.
It'll be the Star Wars guy.
It's the Anakin that I released your mom last month.
I don't know where she went.
Did he get back into prison?
Wasn't there a big push to get him back into prison?
I don't know if he's not back in prison, but there is a push.
Is he dead?
No.
He might as well be.
I did my best.
I'll tell you what, we touch on Bill Cosby like every two or three months.
You know why? Because it's hard to imagine that he is his situation.
Really? What?
Anyway.
Let's move on.
I'm going to talk about Harvey Weinstein victims out there.
Dude, imagine all the Harvey Weinstein victims out there.
Because it is so bad.
For decades.
That it's a joke.
In the community of actors.
And actresses.
It shouldn't be a joke.
I wonder if Meryl Streep had to screw him.
How about Bette Midler?
Because she gave him praises.
Right before he got done.
Or was that the other guy?
You like the pause?
Oh, she gave him praises.
It wasn't Harvey Weinstein.
It was the other director who was over in France who got kicked out.
Who got convicted of rape.
No, the guy that's running away from pedophilia.
Correct.
What was his name?
He has yet to be extradited.
Is that the one that banged Nellie Wood?
No.
Roman Polanski.
Yes.
She got up there and praised him.
And everything like that.
He's over in France because he's accused.
Good for her.
Meryl Streep, wonderful.
That's where you lose them.
I'm not going to listen to you anymore.
I know that.
And then on the topic of gun control, really?
They talk about the Republicans being obsessed with it.
Hollywood is obsessed with guns.
Yep.
Obsessed with guns.
How so?
Really?
Hollywood is obsessed with making movies about guns.
Involving guns.
Oh, I guess Top Gun was a...
Oh, every movie, every movie.
Not Top Gun.
But every movie is about guns.
Like having guns and shooting people and killing people.
With guns and violence.
And gore.
Are you kidding me?
Like they have no skin in the game in this whole narrative.
I don't get it.
Well, I am excited that we're starting to get back to normal.
Because this movie is coming out now.
What's that back to normal?
What does that mean?
Well, meaning that the movie theaters are starting to become filled with movies.
As we can actually go and see.
Well, you did see that the CDC is recommending masks for travel now because of monkeypox.
You know, I don't give a shit what the CDC says anymore.
No kidding.
I'm with you.
No credibility.
But unfortunately, if they put something in place, you will have to follow it if you're on a plane.
No, sorry.
Then you'll get kicked off.
Okay, I won't fly.
I'm just saying.
I know.
That's where I am now.
I don't get it.
Shelly and I would love to go to Europe, but apparently we ought to be vaccinated.
Nope, sorry, we're not going to do it.
We have to do this, can't do that.
They're coming out with the number four.
You don't have to be vaccinated.
If you go to Ireland.
We want to go to Scotland.
You don't have to be vaccinated.
That's what I saw.
Good to know.
Next summer.
Do you have to be vaccinated to go to Ireland?
Next summer we're going.
Booster number four.
Why?
You know what I read?
I read that now there is an epidemic of accelerated dementia directly caused by the vaccine.
On older people?
It just keeps happening.
There's all kinds of stuff going on.
There's snake venom that was in the COVID.
What?
Snake venom in COVID?
In the vaccine.
That was supposed to attack certain parts that had good intentions but didn't turn out very well.
They always have great intentions.
The part that's bad about it is that it was tearing up the very thing that they wanted to do.
It was to breathe.
The venom was closing their lungs down.
It's just coming out.
There's stories that are just coming out.
The stories have been out.
They're just not readily available.
I haven't read anything on COVID or vaccines in months.
I don't read it anymore.
I do and I hate it.
Every night I scan the headlines.
I don't read the articles but I scan the headlines.
Shelly made a joke.
She was talking to Saschi.
She was like daddy is going to read the headlines of the world right now.
I went through them and I was like I have to stop doing this.
All it does is your tick tock.
It is.
It's my tick tock.
None of it is good.
It's economic disaster looming.
Recession is inevitable.
Famine.
World famine like we will never experience.
We've got horror, horrific things going on in the world.
The people of Putin.
Ukraine.
Horrific things.
People coming out and telling stories.
I was stuck in my basement with five of the people.
We were trapped.
Four of the people escaped and they're all shot dead in the woods behind the house.
I just stayed hidden in this little water closet.
Unbelievable.
It's going on right now.
It's a full blown war.
The fact that Trump was calling the shit out back when he was sitting at the NATO table.
It was 2016.
He was just calling everybody out.
Why is it the ambassador of Germany?
Chancellor of Germany.
Why is the chancellor of Germany working out a deal with Russia to get gas?
Because they can't produce it on their own.
They have other means to get gas.
Why are you working that out with someone you're at war with?
If you're at odds with.
You can't be against them in NATO and start dealing directly with them.
What are we doing?
We want to go to Iran.
Venezuela.
Are you kidding me?
We don't have to buy Russian oil.
You might as well have kept the pipeline open.
He's flying over to Saudi Arabia right now to beg for oil.
Unbelievable.
I hope he sucks a dick.
They don't believe that.
We're going over there to ask for oil.
Do what?
Ignore that.
We're begging dictatorships for oil.
Correct.
On the people we have been against for years.
Check out the lie Biden is selling.
We have thousands of leases that are going unused.
The conditions on the leases are so highly regulated.
They're almost just by themselves.
Not going to be profitable.
Or going to be too bureaucratic.
Too much red tape to even go there.
To develop those wells anywhere.
You have to have investors.
Investors are like, yeah, you went into office and shut down the pipeline on day one.
You're loading up all these leases.
You have to have a five-year land study.
There are so many conditions on this.
Investors are like, we're not going to touch oil and gas right now.
We're going to put our money in something else.
That's what he wants.
He is trying to shut down oil and gas.
He wants the price of gasoline to be $8 a gallon.
Even more for this.
I hope it comes out.
I don't know.
This hydroelectrolysis shit they're talking about.
I keep bringing it up.
If it's true, bring it out.
What the fuck?
Running your water.
Then it's going to be like, oh, my God.
Can you imagine that water bill is going to be off the charts after that?
Can you imagine that?
The water coming in like a shicko.
Six bucks a gallon.
I'm going to be harvesting my water from my air conditioning.
My point about Biden is so dishonest.
He's like, no one is using these leases.
We're going to pull them back.
The oil and gas industry, they don't want to solve this problem.
We're going to pull those back.
It's bullshit.
Why pull them back?
Let them sit there.
He's making the political point and the media point that if you're not going to use them, look at everybody.
They're not using them.
We're going to pull them back.
It's bullshit.
Total lies.
We're just pulling them back.
It makes a media point.
So in two years, you can get into them.
I know, but he's making a media point.
Once you're out of the office, Biden.
That tells you where he's at.
It's a media point.
It's crazy.
Americans should be irate.
They should be irate.
I think they're getting there.
As long as they know the truth of what's going on.
Well, I've done the math because I think gas, I haven't looked, but gas, the last time I looked was $4.70 a gallon.
Diesel's over five.
And to fill my truck is going to be $150.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
In less than a year or a year?
It's been over a year, but since he came into office, it's doubled.
Doubled.
Yeah.
But it's Putin's fault.
It's Republicans' fault.
It's the ultra-maga fault.
It's Putin's fault.
It's everyone's fault except his.
So based on how things are going so far in terms of primaries, in terms of recalls, the red wave is coming.
I think they know.
I hope so.
One thing I want to talk about in the last podcast is the January 6th show is about to start tomorrow, I believe.
Good Lord.
And it's a produced primetime show.
Produced by a primetime producer.
Taxpayers money.
Taxpayer money.
This is going to be on every night.
I don't know if that's every night.
They're going to be unbelievable.
I don't think there's any Republicans on this board.
Not really.
Except Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney.
Liz Cheney, oh, she's a Republican.
And Adam Krasinski?
No, they don't count.
Well, he's a Republican.
They didn't let anyone like Jim Jordan on there.
No.
They vetoed, they're like, yeah, you're not allowed on there.
They're RINOs, like beyond RINOs.
Right. I don't even consider them RINOs.
Just like they don't consider Manchin a Democrat anymore.
I don't consider Liz Cheney a Republican anymore.
Bullshit. It's such bullshit.
I'm not going to watch one ticket, but I did see that Jim Jordan and two others are going to have a counter show.
Good.
I don't know what on channel, it may be online kind of a thing.
I hope so.
To counterpoint what's going on in this bullshit that they're about to do.
And meanwhile, these people are still in jail.
This theater, this political theater.
Those people are still in jail.
Are they really?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Waiting for trial? How long?
January to 18 months.
18 months. In jail.
And they were there to show up for a not even protest.
It was a not a parade.
Somewhere in between.
It was a what do you call it?
They were there to support Trump.
Trump was speaking.
Yeah, he was speaking.
And then they were invited into the Capitol building.
And now they are in jail for 18 months.
I don't understand that.
If they were invited in, why are they in jail?
Well, you saw the footage with the police.
Come on in. Walk this way.
Yeah. And the Democrats are trying to.
And they won't show any of that.
Yeah, they won't.
And they're just trying to get Trump from being.
Unelectable in 2024.
Correct.
And they have come out and said that our goal with this is to make sure Trump is not on the ballot on 2024.
Well, fuck him. He's going to be elected.
What I don't understand is.
What they're trying to do is they're trying to prove that Trump.
Planned this. Yeah, it was an insurrection.
Planned by Trump. Trump planned this.
It's ridiculous. And he got all the everything together.
But what he did is he called the National Guard.
Where he wanted to. To protect the.
To protect it. And he told them to.
Cease and desist or disperse or whatever he said.
Right. Yeah. So he told them to stop.
Yeah. It's ridiculous.
So that's all you got to say. But there's no one on that on that panel that's going to present that.
That's right. They're going to bypass that completely.
Correct. Yeah. But there has to be some sort of defense.
Nope. There is. They're going to be able.
Nope. There isn't.
Nope. It's this panel who's going to present their witnesses.
Are you talking about the show?
It's not a show. It's a congressional hearing.
Or this. Whatever they call it.
That they're televising?
Yes. And they have like a primetime TV producer.
Producer.
To do this.
To make sure that it's like looks great for the American public.
So it's political theater is what it is.
And it's in primetime.
It's incredible. It's incredible that this kind of.
That this kind of theatrics and this kind of dishonesty happens.
So much right in front of us.
I think this is one of their.
It's so amazingly transparent.
I think this is one of their last ditch efforts to try to salvage the midterms.
Wow. They're screwed.
So when they do this. I don't know how long it's going to be on.
I don't know how many days. Is it three days in a row?
Is it on for a month or whatever it is?
At the end of this they go. Wow. No one watched this.
I hope so.
There will be. There'll be like 40 percent.
30 percent of the United States will be watching it.
You're right.
I don't know.
And you know.
What is the market share on that?
Hold on. This country is 50-50.
No. No they're not. But I mean.
Sort of.
But imagine a timeshare on any television station.
You know back in the 80s you know you had what?
You know 10 TV stations.
You know nowadays if ABC scores this.
Which I think they did.
There's an ABC producer or director.
I don't know what channel it's on.
Is it on all of them?
No. Well I mean it's a.
The guy that is helping arrange the.
It's not Fox.
I think it's an ABC producer.
Really.
You're OK.
They shunned their shit themselves.
Did you pull something?
No.
Lifting that butt cheek to squeeze it out.
He pulled his rectal muscle.
Yeah.
You know I.
You literally like.
Sadly pulled a fucking hamstring bowling.
Last week with Paul in this.
Bowling?
In Allen.
Isn't that sad?
Yeah you pulled a hamstring.
No.
Pulled a hamstring.
Did you pull it or just straight it?
I probably just strained it.
Well have you been since then?
I've taken it easy and stretched and it's worked its way out.
I actually went to.
It turned out to be not a big deal.
I went to.
You were straining that night.
That afternoon though.
Yeah it was lame.
You know that's what happens.
You know I didn't stretch.
In fact the older you get.
You know you need to stretch for some of these.
These types of things.
Or at least stay hydrated enough to where your body can handle that.
You know but the.
I went to.
I had a compilation of muscle issues that are going on lately.
Frankly because probably was asleep on the freaking couch.
And my neck is all cricked up all the time.
And it's just very uncomfortable.
And I go in there and I get worked on.
I mean I've never.
I've only gone to a massage therapist.
Twice in my entire life.
Really?
Yeah twice.
Okay.
So I mean both times I went.
And how'd it go?
Man.
Like a new man.
So full nude.
The first time.
Full nude no sheet.
The first time I wore a pair of swim trunks.
Like speedos?
No.
Did you have a black speedo on?
I did.
I wore a pair of swim trunks.
I didn't know any better.
Did you go full nude?
And so.
No I wore swim trunks.
Just wear normal underwear.
Yeah just wear underwear.
I didn't have underwear.
I had swim trunks.
You have no underwear?
You had your wetsuit on?
Well you know they've got the little net.
The built in underwear.
Yeah full suit wetsuit.
So this last time.
And she made fun of me too.
She was kind of like really?
Really?
She said.
You don't want me to touch you?
Do you realize I have to rub your leg.
And it goes right past that area.
And you're making me stop.
It's just really.
She made fun of you.
She said I have to go right past that area.
Well I mean.
To besides your tummy.
She said that.
She said I have to massage your taint.
And the net is in the way.
She said the top of my hand brushes your cock.
Whoa.
Doodle do.
What did I say?
Hold on.
Why are you guys.
I think you're a massage.
I think he does that to you.
What's going on?
I don't know what Asian persuasion massage place you're going to.
Sorry.
She said.
I'm sorry.
The place I go to is a stand up place where they don't do that.
Those types of shenanigans.
What the hell.
She said.
That I'm going to brush there anywhere.
The point she said.
She was just like you know.
Just next time just take them off.
Or wear some.
Get them out of the way.
Wear some just short.
Just some underwear.
Get them out of the way so I can do my thing.
Yeah.
So the sound.
It doesn't matter.
The point is.
It was a great massage the second time.
You know it was just.
Even though she had to fight your wiener net.
I didn't have the wiener net on.
I had the underwear.
Very tight underwear.
So why does wiener net not get up.
Because I didn't say he was touching his cock.
Hold on.
There's still no.
You said you had swim trunks on.
Yeah.
That was the first time.
That's a wiener net.
So this one yesterday you had just your underwear on.
Correct.
OK.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
So it was still you know.
Isn't that funny.
Isn't that funny that that's like the total debate.
You're like.
When they tell you go ahead and disrobe and get on the table.
And if you want to wear underwear.
That's your prerogative.
If you don't that's fine too.
And you're like standing there in your underwear going.
Fully erect.
What the.
Fully erect.
And you're like.
Then you hang your underwear.
Should I.
Wow.
Does the underwear hide the underwear right here for now.
Does it.
Does it hide.
Does the underwear hide the majestic boner.
Or when they see the tent.
Or what do we do here.
Really.
No.
I've told you before.
I've done the full.
What the full.
Yeah.
What are you.
Dude under the sheet.
No it's the.
The.
Thumb up the.
But.
No.
Well we've had all we've all had to figure out the.
But.
Of course.
You've all had the thumb up the.
But.
I had the doctor give a procedure that.
Well you have big sausage fingers.
What the hell.
That's what are you talking about.
I'm not talking about like.
The massage therapist where she puts a thumb up.
About.
That's part of the massage that muscle.
Is that the is that a couple's thing that you and Julie get.
You get the.
Yeah we went to a couple.
Tokyo thumb up the.
But.
We would.
Stop talking for a second.
We went.
I want to hear this.
We went to the.
I think I've told us we went to the couples.
It was.
It's a type of massage.
And.
You know you go into a room.
My wife and I did and she got.
Buck naked all the way and there's towels.
Right there they cover.
But she was.
But naked.
And I.
I had my underwear on.
And you're like.
Wow.
I didn't know what to expect.
And they.
You're in the same room or not.
Same room.
So did you take your clothes off.
No I.
I had my underwear on.
Why would you not when she did.
Do you.
I was not.
Comfortable to do that because I didn't know what to.
Boxers.
Yeah boxers on.
All right so you didn't have tidy whitey's on.
No.
And.
Yellow.
Yellow on the front brown on the back.
No.
What.
No.
Wrong with you.
Go on.
All right cut his mic Mr. Producer.
So anyway they.
They start by.
Reaching over to the soundboard.
They start by walking on your back and they use their feet to massage your back.
What.
These pygmies.
What.
Literally standing on your back.
Yeah they stand on your back.
And they walk and they use their feet to massage your back.
And your legs.
They go all the way up and all the way down.
All your legs.
So back to Sean's question.
Are they little people.
Yeah they're not big.
I mean they're.
They're.
They're full grown.
Adults.
Where were you at.
Pygmy people.
South Africa.
No it was at a massage place right there off of Warren.
They walk on your back.
Correct.
Interesting.
And you.
Okay.
Keep going.
Anyway so then they do that and then I have bad shoulders.
That was before my shoulder surgery.
And they just they contort.
Craziness it was hurting.
I almost told them to stop.
Because this hurts too bad.
And my hips are bad.
And they were.
What they do.
They do lay on your back.
And your feet go over your head.
Oh.
Oh no.
So basically your ass is up in the air.
Yeah.
And my wife is naked.
With her ass and everything up in the arms like there's no way I could be naked doing
this.
Because by looking everything would be hanging out and my butthole would be hanging right
in their face.
And what in the hell are you talking about.
Yeah.
And it's it's it was so.
It was so.
The hell are you talking about.
Yeah and it's it's it was type of massage was like an hour long.
Yeah.
Hour and a half.
I'm sorry.
Ninety minutes.
That's odd.
Were you.
Touched inappropriately.
No not at all.
But they stretch you as part of it.
When your ass was in the air.
Well didn't fart now.
Did.
Did another.
and then the two massage people.
So, and I felt fabulous afterwards.
Did you, for sure?
I did, I felt great afterwards.
But I tell you what, during the process,
there were a couple times where I almost had to tell them
to stop, because the shoulder was, like I said,
those people were-
So how many people were working on you at once?
Just one.
And they were able to contort you like that?
Yeah, they said, okay, yeah, they just lift your legs up
and they stretch you all kind of crazy ways.
Wow.
I had never heard of, I've literally never heard of this.
It's a type of-
So these are females?
I guess it was, yeah, I think so.
Oh, both female?
I was on my stomach when they came in,
so I never really saw the person that was doing it.
Interesting.
But they were small.
So you didn't understand the sensation that you felt?
It was either a very small-
Are you sure there was multiple people,
or was there like two feet in a tripod?
No, when I turned over, there was only one person.
And the guy ran out and the girl ran in.
No, there was a bunch of Jawas came in.
But they were small.
These are all bitchy people.
If you're standing on someone, you can't be like me,
260 pounds, standing on someone, right?
Maybe.
Good, you break their back.
So this is like a little person,
a little person, which size thing.
I'm trying to envision you with your asshole in the air.
True.
And I gotta be honest, it's not a good visual.
No, it's not, not at all.
No, but it's intriguing from the perspective
of little people jumping on you and stuff.
They weren't jumping on me.
Well, I mean, whatever.
Jump on his belly.
Like they're all over you.
What's the show where the guy's laying down on the beach
and all the little people-
Oompa Loompas?
Yeah, they're all, no, they're all running over him.
Jack Black?
No, and they're all, yeah.
Gulliver's Travel.
They're all tying him down and stuff.
Gulliver's Travel.
Yeah, you're like Gulliver.
You're like Gulliver.
Yeah.
They're all over you.
You're the giant from the giant beanstalk.
Right.
This is my point.
B-5-4-F-M, stick your finger in my bum.
I knew that was coming.
Like a mile away.
By the way, that was,
that had nothing to do with little people.
Well, oh, because we were the little people.
No.
It had to do with giants.
No.
You know what, the jack of the giant beanstalk?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's a giant up in the clouds
and there was some sort of harp that you had to play
to make the giant go to sleep
and you sneak down the stalk and,
where is my human?
I want to eat him.
And chasing him and-
So what, so he-
B-5-4-F-M
What does Jack do?
He steals the beans?
The magic beans?
Are there magic beans?
What's the story of Jack and the beanstalk?
Well, he sold, he sold-
What's the whole thing?
He sold, hey, take the goats to the farm
and sell them because we need food.
It was a Thai massage.
And he-
No.
He takes the goat-
No, Jack and the beanstalk.
What's the story of Jack and the beanstalk?
I'm trying to tell you.
Do you guys understand what the-
Shut the fuck up.
T-H-A-I.
He told, his dad told him,
hey man, take the goats to the farm and sell them
and that way we can have money to whatever.
Eat.
Yeah, eat.
You grew up in Singapore or something.
And so Jack-
My God.
You don't know the story.
He gets intervened by a salesman
and he sells him these beans, these magical beans.
Magic beans.
Three beans.
And-
Three beans.
And he plants them and up comes this beanstalk
because he was kind of like, his dad was like, what?
He threw him out the window, boom.
What the hell's wrong with you?
And then the next day this frickin' beanstalk comes up
and he goes-
Gigantic beanstalk.
Oh, he climbs up the thing
and there's like this huge giant in a giant house.
Oh, he climbs up there.
And he gets the goose who lays the golden egg.
Yeah.
And the harp.
Yeah, he takes the harp.
The hell?
The magical harp that plays all kinds of music.
No.
I guess they didn't teach that in Indonesia.
I guess not.
Indonesia.
Ah.
I thought it was Cambodia.
Were you in Cambodia?
No, it's Indonesia.
Oh.
I don't know why you're doing that.
Thumb.
The noise.
So he gets the golden egg and he wins?
Well, the giant comes after him.
And he kills him?
And I think he chops the beanstalk down
and the giant falls and dies.
Oh.
Oh yeah, there's a picture right there.
He's holding an ax.
Yeah, he cuts it.
Look at that gigantic-
Although I think the giant,
if he fell from there he'd be fine.
Yeah.
I'm thinking he was like 15 feet off the ground.
Now the boy would be like, he'd be crushed.
He'd be keistered.
Keistered.
He's fucked.
Well there we go.
Yeah.
And then the giants will take advantage of the mom.
Okay, all right.
And what's the theme of the whole story though?
Usually those stories have a theme.
All right, well what's the moral of the story?
Yeah, what's the moral of the story?
All right, well look-
Be thankful for what you get
and don't take more than you should.
Really?
That's what it is?
Why not?
Like don't take the three beans that your dad gave you?
I don't know, I don't know.
All right, the moral of the story would be-
What the hell?
Take advantage of the opportunities
that life provides you.
Okay.
Jack is taking a huge risk
when he exchanges the goats for beans.
Okay.
Wow, that was very insightful.
Yeah, but then what is the true meaning of that?
Do what?
There's a movie out there that came out
in the last 15 years or so, you should watch it.
If the beanstalk-
Jack and the Beanstalk?
Yeah, they Hollywoodized it,
but you know, it's the same type of thing.
I think I'll pass.
So what's the true meaning of Jack and the Beanstalk?
That's because the beanstalk is driving the action.
If the beanstalk is maturing male sexuality, then-
I knew that poopiness was doing it.
And the Jack and the Beanstalk is a story
about a male individuation and growing up.
To refresh your memory of the story,
it's about a young boy living at home with his mom.
Jack and his mother are living alone in a cottage.
So this is not taught today because it's male-centric.
Male-centric, yeah.
So is the mom a tranny?
Is she hot?
Is she a hot tranny?
Is she a milf?
There's a hidden X-rated-
She's a hot tranny milf.
There's a hidden X-rated meaning
behind the popular fairy tale on kids' spots.
She's a tilf.
Tilf?
A tranny, I'd like to hear.
Speaking of trannies,
did you see what happened in Dallas this past weekend?
God, yes.
With the Drag Your Kids to,
I don't even know what the whole name of the-
Yeah, help us out.
Help us out here, Jeff.
Well, set the stage for this one.
Well, it's called Drag the Kids to Pride,
and basically what it is, it was in Dallas,
in Texas, of all places.
Where we live, basically.
And what it was, it was a drag show.
Full-on drag show.
You better work.
I'm afraid about work.
Sean was there.
Anyway, it was a full set that you would
bring your kids out to.
What is that?
It was a show, or a song that came out in like 1989.
Doin' the Butt?
No.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Where's the butt?
Doin' the butt.
Who sings that song?
Doin' the butt.
You better work.
Doin' the butt.
You gotta work.
Okay, we don't need to know.
All right, finish the story that's very disturbing, by the way.
Yeah, anyway, it was a drag show.
Incredibly disturbing.
Where these guys were full-on draggin' it,
strip, I don't know if they were strippin',
but they were doin' their show down this runway.
Yeah.
And the kids were prompted to tip them.
Yeah, well.
So put their dollar bill or money
into the G-string or the outfit or whatever.
Isn't that like a strip club?
Well, that's one of the arguments is,
would it be okay if you took your kids
to the strip joint?
No, I'm gonna go with no.
No.
So you can't, can you take it to see
if they had female strippers there doin' that?
Even if they just had their G-string, not full nude, right?
I'm gonna go with no.
You don't.
So if it was a male stripper, you would say no.
But for some reason, this is acceptable.
Right.
Why?
Why is this acceptable?
And why would you take your kids to see this?
Because the kids aren't gonna go,
I'm gonna drag them themselves,
because these kids were like 10, 11 years old.
This is actual footage.
So drag the kids to the Pride protest in Dallas.
This is June 5th, 2022.
So it looked like that was like some sort of antifa
with the mask on.
Yeah, oh, and he pulled his mask off.
He got de-masked.
Have you seen the footage of them
dancing down the little runway
with the kids puttin' in the bus?
Oh, no.
That's a RuPaul supermodel dance thing going on here.
Oh, no.
And look, I don't give a shit.
Yeah, watch this.
I mean, just don't expose it to,
how old is this kid?
It's inappropriate.
How old is this kid?
Oh, no.
11?
Yeah, it's just inappropriate.
He's less than that.
He's probably eight.
God, this is horrible.
Look at them squaring off the antifa all black.
Yeah, but is that antifa?
Well, they're all wearing masks.
And they have pink hair.
No.
Oh, my God.
Why do they feel the need to dye their hair
pink or green or blue?
I don't know what this is.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy trying to do something.
He's laughing.
The conservative guy is laughing, totally laughing.
He's like, okay, I'm coming back now.
Oh, my God.
All right, so this, you know what?
I don't even know, oh, I think I know her.
Oh, look at him.
Look at him trying to take the megaphone
away from the woman.
Yeah, okay.
Now he's talking into it.
Oh, God, I would be crazy.
I would be crazy angry in this environment.
We could have gone to this.
That's why I'm not gonna ever be there.
Oh, oh, somebody showed up with their own megaphone.
Yay.
This is sad.
There's a dude on the corner selling megaphones.
Yeah.
Yeah, no shit.
That's what you need to do.
That's the business, right?
You have a walk-up megaphone business?
Yeah, but what I don't understand is
what are the type of parents that are taking
their kids to this?
Horrible.
Yeah, you know, I don't know.
I think it's a bad example.
I think that you need to protect your kids.
I don't think you need to take your kids to protest period,
especially as chaotic as they are.
This wasn't a protest.
This was a drag show.
Either way.
They didn't take them to the protest.
It turned into a protest, but the kids aren't there.
They're inside tipping the guys in their G-strings.
Literally putting money in their G-strings.
And then dancing or walking down the aisle with them.
Yep.
I don't want to hear it.
Gotta change the subject.
I'm going to get all fired up.
It was 1992, that song.
You better work it, girl.
You better work.
Drag kid.
No.
12-year-old drag kid.
Let's talk about fun stuff.
Let's talk about reminiscing.
No.
About drags?
About drags.
Remember when we grew up with drags?
Oh, it was the best.
Maybe it wasn't a thing.
No.
Take back.
So what's the latest?
So what?
I mean, my experience with some of these gay bars,
like for example, in El Paso, Texas,
they would have a place called the OP.
Take back Oakland.
I don't know what they called it.
Take back Oakland.
Really?
Good luck with that.
I don't care about this shit.
I mean, if they want to have drag shows, that's cool.
That's what I mean.
The thing is, it's like, what the fuck?
Why do you want to involve kids?
Right.
That's an adult thing.
It takes the mentality.
A child doesn't understand what's going on.
It's very formative.
That's why I asked.
I was like, would you take them to a titty bar?
God, no.
No, you would not.
Well, even less than that.
Would you take them to Twin Peaks?
Would you take them to Third Base?
Would you take your kids?
Would you take your kids to those places?
I've never been to those places.
Third Base?
I've never been there.
Me neither.
You've never been there?
Well, I like sports.
Our producer's trying to say something.
I like sports.
But that's the point I want to get across,
is why do they find it acceptable to take them to this?
Because they're trying to groom them.
I would like to ask the parents to-
They're grooming them.
Grooming them.
Let's go to Legends next.
Yes, they're grooming them.
Well, first thing, your kid couldn't get in.
This is a small little slice of the population
and it's unfortunate.
We believe it to be unfortunate.
That is a great point.
In their eyes, they may say, well, you know what?
Your brother's gay.
Your sister's gay.
And they're friends.
You live around an entire community that's gay.
You might as well just embrace it.
That may work for them in their little community.
Yeah, it may.
But it's less than 5% of the nation.
They're talking about Oakland.
They're talking about-
But hear me here.
Less than 5% of the nation is gay.
5%.
That's a lot.
Of 370 million people?
5% is a lot.
No, it isn't.
It's a lot of people, but it's small compared to everyone else.
It's 1 out of 20 people.
So do you really think it's a-
No.
Do the math.
Not 1 out of 20 people.
There's no way.
No way.
It's actually 4 out of 20.
No, dude, it's 5 out of-
If 5% is 1 out of 20.
How many 20s are in 100?
Three.
How many 20s are in 100?
There are 5 20s in 100.
There you go.
It's 5 people out of 100.
Correct.
So what the fuck?
It's 1 out of 20.
It's a tiny ass number.
It's a half a person out of 10.
Can you stop confusing-
Those don't exist.
Half people don't exist.
Yeah, half people don't exist.
Well, what if they're trans?
Then there are multiple people.
There are a male on top and a female on bottom.
Right.
Anyway-
And there's a lot of schools with these groups or boards
or whatever that are inviting these kids to say,
you don't need to tell your parents to come to this.
Great.
But you can be open with us.
And it's basically this, what we're seeing, the drag shit.
Trans, gay, or whatever it is.
Right?
And I'm not saying that some of those kids
need to have an outlet or not an outlet, but a support system.
Right.
It's not easy.
It can't be.
It's not an easy thing to grow up and realize, hey, I'm gay.
And you're going to face a bigotry and shit like that.
Agreed.
I understand that.
I get it.
Agreed.
I do too.
You're not going to get it from me or hopefully my kids
or anything like that.
But you're going to get it from some people.
You are.
And there's a support team out there,
but I think they're going about it the wrong way.
Agreed.
You don't do it.
You don't do it sideways.
You don't do it behind the parents' backs.
And you don't force it.
Absolutely.
You don't force it.
They're doing it in a very divisive way.
You let the kids come to you.
You say, hey, this group is out here.
Come see me if you want.
Just to be clear, just to go back like 15 subjects ago,
remember when I said something about butt cancer?
Yes.
No, it was colon cancer.
Well, it was actually rectal cancer.
Well, he found colon cancer.
So there's two different things?
He did, but I was actually referring to something else.
And it's that the rectal cancer trials
delivered unheard of results.
That's great.
That's what it was.
That's why I said butt cancer.
So is there an anal cancer, an erectal cancer,
and a colon cancer?
Well, it sounds like the whole region is.
I think there is.
Those are all different anatomy parts.
Well, you have the small intestine
and the large intestine.
So I imagine there are many types of infections and cancers.
Well, there is.
You can get cancer, like pancreatic cancer, liver
cancer, kidney, lung.
You can get cancer anywhere.
And all that shit, right?
It's crazy.
So my mom had breast cancer.
And it went to her spine.
You don't get cancer.
Went to her skull.
If you don't go to the doctor.
Moved to her bone.
So breast cancer.
She had breast cancer in her bones.
Good Lord.
Because it, what do you want to call it?
Commandeared the cells.
No, it mutated.
So breast cancer can mutate into what they call herceptin 2,
to a HER2 type of cancer.
And it moved into the bone.
So it started as breast cancer.
She had the mastectomies and all that good stuff.
Did they catch it late?
Early, late, normal?
I don't know.
Did I say normal?
When she turned 50, she told me this once.
She goes, I wish I never turned 50.
Because that's when she found out she had breast cancer.
She had the mastectomy.
And then everything was fine for a couple of years.
And then it moved to her bones.
And then basically, it's breast cancer in your bones.
So it turns your bones brittle.
Then it moved around, moved around, moved around.
And finally ended up in her brain.
So even breast cancer can move anywhere.
Any cancer can move anywhere.
Correct.
That's what I was trying to say.
I was like, just because you say breast cancer,
doesn't mean it's only in your breast.
That's right.
That's where it starts.
But it can change and spread into other places.
So if you say you have, well, pancreatic cancer is bad,
because that kills you pretty quickly.
How long was her battle?
13 years.
Damn.
50, and she passed away at 63.
She fought it hard.
For her.
And she had a lot of problems along the way.
And she had some good times.
And she had definitely some really difficult times.
But I guess the thing is, when you hear someone have breast
cancer, just don't assume that it's in the breast cancer.
That's right.
It turns into something else.
Because man, we can get breast cancer.
Absolutely.
It's not as vocalized.
Or I don't know if it's as common, but it can happen.
Yes, it can.
Right.
And so the frustrating thing about that is,
they probably was like, she got better,
and then had a setback.
Got better, and then a setback.
Well, not really.
I mean, she had the mastectomy.
She had that.
And when it moved to her bones, the doctor told her, it says,
if it pops up into your bones, we
could treat it as it comes up.
And that's what they did.
And he said, if it moves to your soft tissue.
And so they knew that, like immediately.
Yeah.
They're like, you're never going to be cured of this.
Oh, shit.
Why?
It's just the nature of.
But there are a number of women that have breast cancer,
and they caught it early enough.
Not hers.
Hers turned into something, a different version
of breast cancer.
Oh, man.
More aggressive.
Malignant.
More malignant, more aggressive.
The standard, it's like I said, it's
called HER2, H-E-R. I don't know if there's two R's or not.
HER-2 type of breast cancer.
And it mutated, then it went to her bones.
And they treated that as it popped up.
And she had all kinds of problems.
And it moved into her skull, hit the nerve,
and half her face got paralyzed.
And they treated that as it came up.
And then they told her, if it moves into your soft tissue,
that's the end.
We can't treat it at that point.
And it moved to her brain, and it just
got bigger and bigger and bigger,
and that's what ended up getting her.
I'm sorry.
What a tough battle right there.
It was.
And she had some good years.
Like I said, she battled for 13.
And probably the last five were really, really tough for her.
Oh, yeah.
Because she knew it was happening.
She knew she was on the losing side of it.
Right.
She was bedridden for the last year and a half.
So she couldn't walk anymore.
And it hit her spine.
It got on her spine, and she had back surgery and all
that kind of stuff.
Anyway, I don't want to dig too deep into that.
But I guess the key is just because you hear cancer,
like Sean's talking about, anal cancer.
Right.
I don't know.
Does that mutate?
Could it come?
Yes.
If you have anal cancer, could it move into your colon?
Can it move into your liver?
Can it move into those?
Most of the time, it's where it starts and then
where it spreads.
Right.
So yes.
Right.
Yeah.
So anyway, it's nasty shit.
And if they found a cure.
I thank you for sharing that story,
because there was a lot of listeners probably
that have a story about that.
Right?
A lot of dudes, I guess.
Oh my god.
It's tough.
13 years is a long time.
Cancer touches everybody, guys.
Jeff, honestly, I'm always honest.
13 years of torture for everyone.
Yeah.
It's just like you don't know.
And it's bittersweet when she passed.
But god.
I mean.
I'll tell you what.
My parents retired out in Tahoe.
Plus all the extra stuff they had going on.
Right.
Yeah.
So my parents retired out in Tahoe.
And their plan was, I mean, they retired.
Right.
They found their dream home.
They built it.
They're going to live happily ever after.
And they wanted to travel.
That was going to be their home base.
And they're going to travel.
And it never happened.
Right.
Ever happened.
That's right.
She came out and visited us last time in 2005.
And it was hell on her to travel because it hurt.
Yeah.
And that was the last time she came here to Dallas.
And she passed away in 2007.
Yeah.
So their goal, it changed my perspective.
Do I live for today?
Live for today?
20 years down the road.
Absolutely.
Because I see what happened to my mom.
I know when I turned 50, that was a big thing for me.
Yeah.
I was like, what's going to happen?
Is it going to, am I all of a sudden going to get cancer?
Right.
That happened to my mom.
Right.
She turned 50.
We're all 50.
She had cancer at this point in her life.
And you hear that story all the time.
It's like everybody saves their money waiting for retirement
when they get sick.
They can't walk.
Or they can't this or that or that.
I mean, live for today.
The answer is, I answer it for you, in my opinion,
live for today.
Yeah.
63, that's 10 years from now.
That doesn't mean be irresponsible
and drain your bank account to have no retirement.
It doesn't mean that.
But it means seize every opportunity you have now.
Now.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Your bucket list that you put together, execute it now.
Yeah, start doing it.
Maybe.
Start doing it.
Save the bigger things for later, the expensive things
that you can afford.
You know, I'll tell you, this is one of the reasons
why I want to go camping.
Yeah.
And I want to delay it.
I'll tell you, one of the number, not just death,
but the fact that, honestly, I'm fat.
And it's tough to do shit.
Right.
All right?
And the fact that I went down to Amarillo
and did a climbed up a fucking mountain
and went into that cave, I did it.
And it was tough.
The fuck that Jeff and I went on Lake Tahoe and did what we did.
It was tough.
We both died.
You know, but we did it.
We could have died on that mountain.
I want to continue.
I think we could have.
I mean, we could have.
I see those videos you pull up.
I was like, god, I look like shit, for one thing.
And I couldn't breathe, swollen.
But I want to continue to challenge myself
and do things.
What's the plan?
What's the plan to get into shape?
Well, hold on.
Getting into shape isn't.
Well, we got to do things like control
how much we're drinking on podcast night and not cheat.
The goal was to have two bourbons and two beers.
Nailed it.
You cheated.
I poured a little more.
Both you and Jeff cheated.
No, I had two bourbons and two beers.
No, I poured more.
And that was my fault. I own that.
It was my fault.
Yeah.
He measured it out.
Sean was sticking to it.
He measured it out.
I poured more.
And I love you.
But look, it's got to be like that.
So the question is, how are we going to do it?
You have to be diligent.
And you got to follow the rules.
And diet exercise.
See, what you should have done, Sean, is you stopped me
when I was pouring it to yours.
You should have stopped me before I poured it in the mine.
Well, that's not my position.
We all have to hold each other accountable.
Exactly.
Because all of us are going to get weak.
I was weak downstairs.
And I poured because I was like, I want more.
Well, you want me to slap you?
No, just say, hey.
Go on Paul.
All you would have done is say, hey, we said.
Throw down.
Like, tear his mask off and punch him in the face.
But all you have to do is say is, hey, we agreed to bourbons.
That would have stopped me.
Wow.
It would have stopped me.
I don't know about to stop Paul.
It would have stopped me.
I said two bourbons, two beers.
But it'll be you next time.
Who's going to want more?
That's right.
And that's going to be responsible for us to say.
What are we supposed to do?
Are we supposed to save your life?
I mean, I said it out loud.
Well, after I had already poured Paul and I.
No, no, I said it.
No, you didn't say it was after I have video proof.
No, you don't.
You said it after.
And I noticed because you went because you went really.
What the hell?
And I was in the middle of pouring.
You did, dude.
Yeah.
You want me to play it again?
That is not real.
Well, I think we have to as uncomfortable as it may be sometimes, as much as we don't
want to hear it.
Sometimes we have to hold each other accountable.
So I want to.
I wanted to sell to say one.
I want to change subject like a fucking straight 90 year.
That's a normal.
That's the norm.
So we I got on Good News Network dot org.
I like that.
I like to pull up some happy shit every now and then.
And they have it's with everything going on on the planet.
They have celebrity deaths on their.
That's happy news.
Yeah.
So that never what they do.
I'll be happy.
Sorry.
So they do have May 20, 2022.
OK, go.
They are still in the South America in the Brazilian jungles.
They are still finding indigenous tribes.
They're finding hidden societies.
Correct.
That just haven't been found.
They're just it is amazing.
It is.
It is absolutely.
So they use the technology of because I already read it.
And it's very difficult to read.
They're using laser essentially.
And so they have these drones that will fly over the area and they just shoot lasers down
and they get a finding settlements of humans.
Well not humans.
No, just old societies that used to live there.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they're talking about archeology.
Correct.
But they're every now and then they'll find a tribe that's like so deep in there.
And that has never seen the one of the picture overhead and the end.
And one of the young warriors has his his bow.
He's got like a big lip plate.
No, but he has his bow drawn.
He has his bow drawn and they have huts in the middle of the Amazon.
That was 20 years ago.
He's got it.
And I was that low.
It wasn't.
He's got his bow drawn.
He's getting ready to fire his air or whatever the airplane was like or whatever is taking
the picture.
It was an F 18.
It was a Tomcat F 14.
It was Tom Cruise.
But anyways, just recently, they found another very large place where it's a very old over
900 years ago.
Yeah, you're talking about archeology.
Why can't I say that word right now?
Dead civilization.
Archeological.
Correct.
There are a fucking pyramids down there.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
So, a paper published this week in Nature reveals that down in the alluvial plain.
Alluvial.
What did you say?
Alluvial.
That's very much no, very much a geological term.
Alluvial fans.
Flourished in an Argarian low density urban society for 900 years.
Argarian?
Hundreds of acres of.
Bulgarian?
Earthwork, canals, walls, fortifications and large pyramids.
Okay.
Underground.
Large pyramids.
We're not talking about the Aztec.
We're talking about pyramids.
Correct.
Those were pyramids too.
They were not.
The Aztec built pyramids.
Yes, they did.
I've never seen an Aztec pyramid.
Was it a Mayan pyramid?
Well, you talk about Mayan pyramids?
No, they have Mayan structures, but they don't have pyramids.
Oh, they're pyramids.
Right there.
That looks like a pyramid to me.
All right.
Well, I stand corrected.
I guess they are.
That is Jake Long.
And fuck off.
Well, anyway, you know what?
I'm going to go ahead and say that.
Anyway, so your point, they're finding stuff buried under the ground.
Well, they just found a new one.
That's what I asked.
Is it Aztec?
Is that what you're thinking?
Well, they say it's a Casabra culture.
A Casarabba.
This is in Brazil.
This is in South America.
Where were the Aztecs?
Were they in Mexico?
Yes.
Central America.
So Central America.
So it may have been...
The whole of Central America.
So it may have been an offshoot.
All right.
So this would be right down...if you were like Amazonia...
Oh, that's way south.
That's nowhere near Central America.
We're talking about Peru.
It's in Peru.
Or Bolivia.
No, it's central.
It's right...if you were to take the top bottom of South America and cut a line in the middle
of it, it's dead center.
And it's a little bit on the west side.
Where's the equator?
Way north.
Yeah.
Like Ecuador?
Yeah.
Region?
All right.
Yeah.
Equador.
That's the fastest thing to me.
And how we're talking about...
That's not how you say the country.
What'd you say?
Where do you live?
I live in Equador.
Equador.
Sorry.
That was a dickish comment right there.
Yeah.
It happened though.
So it's fascinating.
These places, even like they're talking about how the UFOs, there are more and more stories
that are coming out about the UFOs.
Oh, they started an official declassification of...they had a UFO hearing.
Yeah, they did.
They didn't say anything though.
Yeah.
Well, they said tons.
They said, but no one listened.
No one listened.
No, they released all sorts of shit.
They were like, you know what?
We're going to do the Johnny Depp fucking court hearing that took over the UFO.
But what I heard was is they had behind closed doors meetings that actually released all
the good stuff that will not be privy to.
Well, right.
So they talked about it.
But they didn't release the good stuff.
But yeah, but the reality is we are being visited and it's a national...it's a global
concern...global security concern.
So here's the buzz.
It is.
Here's the buzz.
Are they probing us for like an invasion?
Here's the buzz.
What's going on?
The buzz is that they have Thanos.
The buzz is that they are coming out of the water and they're not coming from the outer
space.
Oh.
So it's like Atlantis.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Why?
I don't know yet.
So there is...well that is the buzz.
So they're not extraterrestrials then?
Well, no, they're not.
Well, I mean, that's what the buzz is.
So they're ocean terrestrial.
It's Aquaman and his friends.
Well, what they're saying is that under...
It could be the porpoises and dolphins who are smart.
The initial crust of the earth, there are...
Kaiju?
Huge caverns.
They developed flying saucers underwater.
I don't believe this at all.
The porpoises.
Now, it's retarded.
They're from another planet.
Well, what about the little Tic Tac things, the little Tic Tac flying things that are
moving from zero to a hundred in a second?
Show me proof of that.
I know, the planet.
Well, there's videos from fighter pilots that have it.
There's a lot of things that they could do on video and the videos are always terrible.
I mean, you're asking for proof, so that's the proof they have.
I don't believe it though.
All right, well there you go.
Look up Tic Tac UFO video.
It's all true.
You can't say it's not true.
Have you guys not been visited?
I can say it's not true.
You can say it, but there's no proof that it's not true.
There's no real proof that it's real either.
That's my point.
If you draw...
It goes back to the same thing as Godreal.
Right.
Nobody knows.
I think it's...
No, hold on.
If you were to draw a circle and say, let's make a pie and say, how much shit do you know
on this planet?
Draw it out.
On the pie.
On the pie chart, you got one to one hundred.
I know 97%.
Well, that two and a half percent you don't know is right here.
Should be flying Tic Tacs.
Tic Tacs.
No, the two and a half percent that I don't know, Jeff knows.
Yeah.
You're dumb as...
So fly the Tic Tac pill shaped UFO.
That's a mouthful.
It's retarded.
I know...
Why can't they get a better image?
I don't know.
Never.
They never can.
Just like Sasquatch.
Why can't they get a better image?
No, time out.
Whoa.
That's not real.
Why can't they get a better image?
Is Sasquatch Bigfoot?
I've seen the movie Bigfoot and the Henderson or whatever it is.
Harry and the Hendersons.
Whatever.
It's real.
Was that with Bill Murray?
No, it was with John Lithgow.
Oh, it was.
It's a great movie, by the way.
I want...
Shut up.
I want movie tickets from a radio station to go...
That's why you think it's great because you want tickets.
It could have been like out of Africa.
So for the record...
You know how when they...
Dudes like us, for the record, you're saying you don't believe in UFOs.
I do.
I don't believe this.
Do you believe in UFOs?
No, not really.
A hundred percent do.
A million percent do.
No.
We're being visited.
Why don't you?
Do I believe they're aliens?
Are there UFOs out there that could be another country that's unidentified?
No.
Are you believing that it's an alien?
Alien.
No.
Do I believe there's aliens out there?
Yes.
I believe they're flying around our planet now.
Wraps it up.
It's June 8th.
It's Dudes Like Us.
My name is Sean.
No, he did not like your answer.
He did not like my answer.
No, no.
I like your answer.
Your answer's fine.
I think it's a good answer.
Yeah, you know what?
People have their...
People believe all kinds of stuff.
Are you liberal?
No.
Are you a Democrat?
So aliens is now a political...
Yes.
You either believe it or you don't.
Yeah.
If you don't believe that there are aliens, then you're a fucking liberal.
Well, I mean, with a never-ending vacuum of space...
It's hard to fathom that there's not something else out there.
Well, I agree with that 100%.
Yes.
But...
Yeah, our...
But...
My question is, how do you reconcile that religiously?
Well, that's why they will never release it, is because it'll cause chaos throughout the
world.
I've had that conversation.
We need to save that for the next podcast.
Dudes Like Us.
Let's roll.
Sean, Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And we will see you guys next week.
Happy