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We gotta do a huge fight you don't remember?

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You're a jackass.

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Huge fight.

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Like a...

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Like a...

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Like a Celt, late at night?

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Like a late night Celt night.

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With a marine?

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I kicked his ass though.

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You said he was old, I bet he could still kick all your asses.

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Oh my god, he would have...

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Actually, I don't think he...

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Me, yes. The other guy, no.

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Yeah, he's...

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I just watched a YouTube video of all of Mike Tyson's knockouts.

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Including on the airplane?

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No, they didn't show that.

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He didn't knock him out.

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No, they didn't show that.

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I don't think he knocked him out on the airplane, I think he just hit him.

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Did you see that all the charges were dropped?

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Because that dude, that dude tried to sue him.

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And you have to wonder, was he baiting him for that?

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Right.

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And his buddy was filming him?

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Yeah, he threw a water bottle at him, and finally Mike Tyson like...

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Boom! Slaps him.

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I'd throw it out too.

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I was like, you're an asshole.

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Yeah, they said, no, yeah, no, we're throwing these out.

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Good.

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I mean, what the hell, man?

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Not cool.

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So he reached around and just slapped him, he didn't punch him.

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No, he was punching him.

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Mike Tyson was?

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Yeah, he bent over and he was punching him in the face.

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Good.

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Good, the guy threw a water bottle at him and was talking shit to him.

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I was like, really?

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You're going to do that to Mike Tyson?

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What is wrong on so many levels?

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I was going to say, are you stupid?

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You remember?

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So what happened with Mike Tyson?

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He had a hot wife.

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Robin Givens.

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And that ended poorly.

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Well, that's because she used teeth.

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She won?

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She used teeth.

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She didn't know how to give good head.

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Get a head?

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What?

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I think your microphone just went out.

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Like a sausage?

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Yeah, it went out.

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So this worked, tune in to Tokyo.

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No, no, the word is...

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Stop it.

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The word is that...

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From who?

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I don't know, Esquire.

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Esquire?

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Please do not follow that up with the word is she gave bad head.

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Is that really what you're going to follow up with?

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That's how the argument started.

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Oh my God.

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That's retarded.

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It is retarded, but that's the word.

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So they went through a divorce.

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And wasn't there...

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He used teeth.

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It was that front left incisor.

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So we just went through that crazy trial.

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That was extra sharp.

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The Depp Amber Heard trial.

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And we heard all sorts of crazy shit.

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She shit on his bed.

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And threw a bottle and cut his finger out.

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You know what we learned about that trial?

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What did we learn?

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We learned that they're both idiots.

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Exactly.

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And you know how many couples are those idiots?

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Especially in Hollywood.

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Only in Hollywood.

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It's because they're like...

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They don't deserve...

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I'm thankful.

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I'm happy for their success.

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But shut the fuck up.

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I think what just brought the light,

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whether people recognize it or not,

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is being rich and famous

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does not mean you're happy.

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Oh, it doesn't mean you're functional at all.

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They're totally dysfunctional.

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I guarantee Johnny Depp's been miserable.

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They were saying he had a jar of cocaine.

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I would actually argue...

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Well, if he was on drugs maybe.

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I would actually argue that people that are in Hollywood

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that make millions and millions,

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they don't have to work, they have a job,

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they film a movie here, they do something here,

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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They're so bored.

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they're having parties.

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I guarantee it's more likely to happen

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than normal marriages.

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They got the money to do anything they want.

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They have no responsibilities.

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Well, you see a lot of divorces

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in that side of the business.

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There's the exceptions.

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why are you marrying this musician

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or this actor?

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It never ends.

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Find someone not in the business.

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You know, like, Charlie Parton found a husband

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and they're still married.

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They've been married for fucking 60 years.

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That doesn't happen very often.

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And I think it's because they don't ever feel confident

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in who they meet isn't just a gold digger.

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I can see that.

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Does that make sense?

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Unless you meet them young before you get big.

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But then they get big

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and dump your ass like...

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Was it Garth Brooks dumped his wife

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from high school, right?

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Married Trisha Yearwood.

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that they meet in unassuming ways.

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I didn't know that.

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Garth Brooks married Trisha Yearwood?

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Yes. Oh, yeah.

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They've been married for about 20-plus years.

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How about Britney Spears?

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Married her...

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Well, did they get married?

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Kevin Federline?

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Right. So I can respect that.

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You know why? Because it wasn't like

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a no-name guy that just kind of

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approached her in a bar. She'd be like,

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really? Get the fuck out of me. And her security would be like,

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get the fuck out of here, right? But he was a dancer.

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I can get it. Because a lot of people meet at work

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and shit like that.

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That's an organic kind of deal.

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the musician scene,

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is a lifestyle that is not conducive.

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If you're both in it...

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to succeed.

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I suppose you have all these people, like if you're a dude,

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like you're Tom Cruise or some hunk,

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you're going to be tempted by all these women.

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Oh, the hottest women

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on the planet are throwing themselves at you.

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how long does your Constitution

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hold up? Hopefully forever. Yeah, hopefully.

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But, you know,

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and your wife can be the same

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way if she's an actress. Right.

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Like Amber Heard. She's attractive. Very.

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accused him of cheating. I don't know if he accused her of cheating

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or anything like that. But it's going to happen.

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They have video proof of her cheating.

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Oh, really? I didn't watch any of that.

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You didn't hear about that? I didn't watch any of that.

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James Franco is in the elevator

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going up to the penthouse with her. Oh, really?

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And they have video of it.

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What the hell?

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Talk about...OK. Checkmate.

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Right. Right? In terms of like

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infidelity. So he went

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up there, but did they show anything?

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Yeah, they played chess, they said.

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Did they show any pen? Yeah, they played checkers

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and they read...

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That is so crazy. Why would they do that?

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They read Mark Twain together. Reader's Digest.

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Oh, come on.

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Yes, they did the deed, of course.

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But did they have video of it?

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Of the deed?

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Yeah. Not in the elevator.

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Well, I'm just saying, how would you not...

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I mean, what if they went up to play...

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You know what? That's a good point. I didn't watch the trial.

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So I don't know if Amber Heard said,

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yeah, we just...I was upset and

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we just talked and she helped me through it.

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And he's a friend and we...

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And he's a friend and... He played bobble.

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Right. And he touched my vagina. But it was in an innocent way.

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Maybe they were up there just drinking and having a good time.

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It was just a tip.

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Yeah. He...

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He really got into my soul with

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the tip. Now, what if they didn't do

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any of that? What if they just like hung out

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and drank?

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Like who have? It's possible.

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But if you pull Johnny...or who was it?

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James Franco? James Franco.

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If you pull him up there as a witness...I don't even know who James Franco is.

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What? He's an actor.

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What's wrong with you? You know it. You've seen him.

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He was the Green Goblin's son in the first...

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Oh, I know who he is now.

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What?

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But if you call it up there as a witness,

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did you sleep with Amber Heard? He's going to have to answer it, right?

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just a tip.

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That's his answer. Just a tip. Is that...

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Just a tip.

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It's like really fast. In and out.

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Multiple times just a tip.

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Yeah, that guy right there. James Franco.

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Well, actually, James Franco

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confirms the affair with Amber Heard.

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Well, there we go.

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That ends that story. There you go.

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And apparently, Elon Musk too. But I don't know if

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that was before...

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That was before they got married.

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Yeah. Yeah, so that whole

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scene... It's just not...

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Both of them are nut jobs, but I think what he did...

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They are nut jobs....was smarter than what

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he did. He came out and basically he laid

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all his flaws out. He's like, I'm an alcoholic.

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I'm a druggy.

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I'm a piece of shit in that regard, but I did not do this.

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Nice. That's what he did.

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He admitted to all his drink.

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He goes, yeah, I have a drinking problem. You know what's so funny?

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I have a drug problem. So,

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my son apparently

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was glued,

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glued to this trial.

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Kind of like we were to the OJ and shit like that.

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Right. Totally. And I was like,

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what? And he's like, oh my god,

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all I do is watch court TV.

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Court TV on this deal.

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And I was like, oh, I get it. Because apparently

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there was all sorts of drama with...

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She would act fake. Oh, yeah.

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She's a horrible actress. Oh my god, did you see

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the TikTok memes on her crying?

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No, I did not. They're so

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funny. So bad.

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She turns

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her face to the left and she was saying

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something about, oh my god, my dog

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did this. And then she makes a facial

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expression. To try to make

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the tears start flowing. Yeah. And then

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these people were mocking her

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because, oh my dog, oh my god, my

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glasses fell off of my eye.

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Then all of a sudden I did this.

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Whatever. It's hard to explain.

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Right. They mocked

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the shit out of her over and

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over and over on so many different

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scenarios. I watched very little. But the part

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I watched was when

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they were

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talking about the

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lawyer for

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the defense. Yeah, defense lawyer

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was in his interrogation. Well, actually no

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because it was him against

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he brought the suit against her. That's right.

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So she's the defendant.

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He was the plaintiff. Correct. Alright.

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So she was asking him her questions.

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She was asking her questions. And she

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would turn and look at the jury

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and answer the question

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and then turn back. And then

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ask another question and she would turn

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to the jury, answer the question and look back.

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And I was like, stop it.

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It was super annoying.

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And they were like, and that was a big story. That was like

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her strategy, her strategy

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of talking to the jury

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is that for her, is that going to work

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or is it not going to work? I was like, oh my god.

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It did not work. I've never seen

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anyone stop and talk to

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the jury like that. I was like, it's not going to work.

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What the hell is that? I read

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an article yesterday or the day before that.

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She's in Aquaman 2.

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Right. Yeah, they cut her out.

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They've cut her out. All of it.

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I've read that they've cut all of her scenes out.

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Good. Good.

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Well, now she's saying she can't pay.

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Like, he won. He won.

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And she can't pay.

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And they started. Well, they're going to start

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docking her pay. What do they call that?

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Garnishing her wages. Right.

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What they're going to do. So if she makes a hundred grand for this

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picture, they're going to take part of it. Well, now it's

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going to be reversed. So Johnny Depp was not able

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to find any work briefly

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like Pirates of the Caribbean.

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And then now she's going to be able to find work?

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Probably not. He's not going to get any money.

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So apparently Johnny Depp

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is back on now.

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After he won, I think I

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read that he is. They said he

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will be on the next installment of

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Pirates of the Caribbean. So they're going to come out with

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a. Well, yeah. Was the last one good?

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Do you think a lot of people went and

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watched it without Johnny Depp?

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Dude, he makes it. Well, he wasn't.

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They didn't make a Pirates

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of the Caribbean without him. I don't think they.

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Yeah, they did. Did they? Maybe it hasn't

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been released yet. I don't remember that.

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What? No, I don't think they did.

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Well, they cut him out of the last one.

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I don't think so. Yes, they did.

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That was the whole point. There's only four of them. No, no, that's why

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he. No, they were going to make one and they

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did not make one.

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No, I think they made

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one without him. I may

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be crazy. I may be totally wrong.

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Pirates of the Caribbean producers said the future of

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Johnny, the franchise

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would be without Depp.

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Well, that was before the

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that was May 16, 2022.

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But that was the whole point. That was why he

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sued because he got cut out of the series.

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So he sued her for that.

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Well, you know, they should. Johnny

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sued the Pirates of the Caribbean

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people. I mean,

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well, I mean, they have the right to, you know,

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they have the right to pick whoever they want.

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Right? I mean,

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and they didn't pick him because he was, they thought

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he would be toxic to

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to to viewers. Well, the last one

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that came out was Pirates of the Caribbean. Dead

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men tell no tales. OK.

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And he was in that.

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There it is. OK, but there's

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but he

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was apparently cut out of the next one.

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There was no next one. Oh, so they

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didn't do a next one at all.

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No, they were going to and they didn't

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do it. OK.

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All right. Well, that means they can't do one

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without him. That's on them,

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I guess. So I thought I read

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that he was back in, but whatever.

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Yeah, I did, too. I heard

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that he was back in and that they had

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recanted what they had said. And

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they want the money. They want the money.

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They want to make another one with him. And you

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know what? It doesn't do so.

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So that you mean like Disney, the people who

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yeah, they make that movie.

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So well, that's good. They came back and said,

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all right, we were wrong.

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But I go back to where they

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jumped to the conclusion awfully fast.

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Yes. Before knowing the facts.

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And that's not that's

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the media that does that.

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Well, it's interesting you say that because the

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me too movement, right? It was she was trying to

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capitalize. Well, and it was

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like if the woman says

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something, the guy screwed

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and they say that trial

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put an end to me to

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get put an end to it.

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I hope so. Yeah.

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You know, and I don't I don't want to be

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an end of that, but I want to be

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I want that to be an objective thing.

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Like it shouldn't be. It should be an automatic.

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I believe. Correct. Correct.

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Kevin. We automatically believe

419
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Harvey Weinstein was a piece of shit.

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He was a total reason why

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me too existed. Correct.

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How many other producers were just like Harvey

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Weiss?

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Can't even say his name without

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Bobby.

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Is he in prison right now?

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Smoke break. Is Harvey Weinstein in prison

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right now? Yeah, he's

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I don't know. He's taking it up the poop suit.

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He could be because I remember his

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just trial. He'd come in with like canes

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and a walker. He was trying to

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try to get sympathy.

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What is that? I thought the same

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thing. I was like, he's walking. It was like

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four days.

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What was the Lincoln

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address? Four scores. Four scores

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in three days. He was.

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Hold on. Lincoln. Why was

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he saying that? Well, he came in

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with the walker acting like he was some old

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schmuck. Like he was like, I should

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be going to jail because I'm like some old

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guy. Lincoln with a cane is like Harvey

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Weinstein walking into court. Really?

447
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Was Harvey wearing a top hat?

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He probably would have done better.

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Wow. Quite an analogy

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there, bro. Well, I'm just thinking like

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from an old person perspective.

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Old.

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Wow.

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He was trying to be wise

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and proper.

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Weinstein coming in all

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I mean, did he have like

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dark glasses on? Didn't he?

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Dark glasses in a cane

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or something. I just remember him having

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a cane or a walker or something.

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Yeah, I think the Me Too

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movement took a hit, which

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it's been kind of

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subsiding anyway.

466
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It was also one sided. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, because I know

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the Me Too was when

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the boys started to be

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you know, fifteen,

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sixteen years old.

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And I remember my sister specifically

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telling me, because she has two girls, she goes,

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I worry about your boys

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and the environment that they have to live

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in now. 100%.

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Because, you know, their teenagers are going off

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to college and could they

479
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get the wrong girl where everything is

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consensual. All of a sudden they wake up in the morning

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and she's like, hmm. Well,

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and it's not so much hmm, it's

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oh my God, I had too much drink.

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What did I do? I'm taking the walk

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of shame. What am I going to tell my friends?

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And they automatically believe the girl or the boy.

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Absolutely. Unfortunately. And you know what?

488
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It's funny you say that because my wife

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gave a major,

490
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major lecture to

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Well, we did as well. Yeah, you did as well. I remember

492
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we had that conversation where they said

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the wives were like, hammered

494
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them. Like, you cannot put yourself

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in that situation. Right. She may be

496
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hot and you guys may be like, you know,

497
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all sorts of friendly. But if she's drunk,

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walk away. Yep. You got to walk

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away, man, because, you know,

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anyway, we're trying to, you know,

501
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get them. No, it was just drunk. You just

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you don't have sex. Right.

503
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Right. Or, you know, we're trying to

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stop that whole thing. We're trying to stop the pre-marital

505
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sex anyway, which is like

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impossible. You can't put that can

507
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worm back in the can. No, I'm just saying

508
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you got to stick the blowjobs.

509
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Stick the blowjobs. Or anal.

510
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Yeah, but what

511
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I'm sorry, what?

512
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Put the chantilly

513
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once. No, no, no.

514
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So he said,

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I said, yeah.

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Well, you're talking about, you know, not trying to get pregnant.

517
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No, no, no.

518
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Yeah, I just want to, okay, hold on.

519
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We cap. We cap. You said

520
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blowjobs. Blowjobs. And then I was

521
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about to say something and I paused

522
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for some reason and then you said, or anal.

523
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Yeah. So, but you're

524
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solution is butt sex. You can't get pregnant

525
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with anal sex. That is true.

526
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I'm going to give him this one.

527
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You know, he's right about everything.

528
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You know that anyway. Well, I mean,

529
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okay.

530
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Yeah, but still, you're

531
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in some sort of colloidal position.

532
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You know, doing the anal

533
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sex. However, with blowjob,

534
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yeah, man, you don't have to take her garments off at all.

535
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Oh,

536
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yeah, you don't. Yeah.

537
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And you're the one who's nude potentially

538
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and you're like, she took advantage of me.

539
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Right.

540
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No, doesn't work

541
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that way. No, not really. I would go

542
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
back to the anal. No,

543
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
no.

544
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Officer, I was asleep on the couch

545
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
and I woke up with this thing attached to me

546
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
and there

547
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
was so much teeth and we got into a big fight.

548
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Yeah.

549
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Her name was Robyn.

550
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Robyn.

551
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Kind of like my cousin Robyn.

552
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
It was that left incisor.

553
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
I never heard that. Didn't one of their daughters die?

554
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
That's retarded. That is not true.

555
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Yes, it was. It was horrible.

556
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Mike Tyson's one of their daughters died.

557
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
I think that may have been the impetus

558
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
of everything. Well, I mean, she was on a

559
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
of all things a treadmill and

560
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
and was mauled

561
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
to death by the treadmill.

562
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
For real? Yeah. Absolutely. Well, I don't know how.

563
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
She died in a treadmill accident.

564
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Yeah. Treadmill was

565
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
put in such a way where she couldn't

566
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
get off and she was repeatedly

567
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
like, are you kidding?

568
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
No, no, that happened.

569
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Was she tiny, like young?

570
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Yeah, she was. Like five or six or something?

571
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Even younger.

572
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
And Mike Tyson was like

573
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
because he had mentioned in

574
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
one of the interviews

575
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
like one of the worst things that he could have.

576
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
I'll tell you, I don't

577
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I don't agree

578
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
with what those guys

579
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
have to go through to do. I don't even like boxing.

580
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I think it's too

581
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
scary. Yeah, come on, man. We're

582
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
we're humans. Let's stop. I know.

583
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
You know, there comes a point where like, stop.

584
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
But MMA is even worse.

585
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Now they have bare knuckle.

586
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
So now he he has

587
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
crossed the threshold where he's

588
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
become wise. And

589
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
you know, he made some comment

590
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
about, you know,

591
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
he was talking to some

592
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
rapper. I don't even know what his

593
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
who it was. Who it was. He was saying

594
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
something about Kool Moe D.

595
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Perhaps he was talking like

596
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Jam Master.

597
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
He was saying that he was mad

598
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
at another person and he was like

599
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I don't fuck him. I'm not talking to him.

600
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Fuck that motherfucker. It is like what he owns

601
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
you. Mike Tyson says, well, he owns you

602
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
now. Yeah, but then he beat

603
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
the shit out of the guy on the airplane. He did the

604
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
same thing. No, no, he did not. It's completely

605
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
different. So it is absolutely different.

606
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
So what he was saying, what he's saying

607
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
is that you can't hold a grudge

608
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
against somebody. Right. You have

609
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
to let it go because if you hold a grudge

610
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
where if anything

611
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
has it, they own you. Right.

612
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
So you got to let it go. You got to

613
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
be like, alright.

614
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
You're not affecting me. That's the age

615
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
change. That is the age old thing.

616
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
When you give somebody else control

617
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
of your emotions,

618
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
you're in the wrong.

619
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Right. Like what? Like a road rage

620
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
incident. Why are you

621
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
letting someone else you don't even know

622
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
who's an idiot or whatever

623
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
control your emotions?

624
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Right.

625
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Anytime. Because they're stupid. Yeah.

626
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Anytime you give up control of your

627
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
emotions with someone else, you're in the wrong.

628
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Do you ever have road rage?

629
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Absolutely. What do you mean? Like

630
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
all the time.

631
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Not bad though, right? I'm not professing

632
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
that I've mastered this, but

633
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
that's what he has. I have passive

634
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
aggressive road rage is what I have.

635
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
He's also, yeah, you are.

636
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
He also

637
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Mike Tyson, he, which I

638
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
I agree with to a certain

639
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
thing is he does

640
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
he micro doses

641
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
mushrooms. I have never

642
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
done that before. Micro

643
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
doses of mushrooms.

644
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
There is a, and I've

645
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
always wanted to do mushrooms. MDM.

646
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Is that what it is?

647
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Micro dosing of mushrooms.

648
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Oh. So what

649
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
they say is that

650
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
the drug

651
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
that you take is is what the

652
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Indians use to take to

653
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
help collect their similar.

654
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Yeah. To help collect

655
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Apache.

656
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Indian tribe.

657
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Yeah. Oh, you missed the

658
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
mark there. Like the guardians.

659
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
On the galaxy.

660
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
The commanders. They

661
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Well, whatever.

662
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
They're supposed to be

663
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
a lot of

664
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
emotional reconnecting

665
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
whenever you do these drugs.

666
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
It's supposed to tie in a lot of loose ends

667
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
from your emotional growth perspective.

668
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Whatever.

669
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Well, you say that.

670
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Sorry.

671
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
But there seems to be a lot of

672
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
scientific evidence.

673
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Well, I mean, there's a lot of

674
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
not necessarily people doing it, but

675
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
there's a lot of studies on it.

676
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Fouchy back it. I hope not.

677
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
You know, Fouchy.

678
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Well, anyways, he has found peace.

679
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
And I think it's great.

680
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
And he said he found

681
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
part of the reasons how he

682
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
said that he's got over a lot of his anger

683
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
was taken by doing these.

684
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
What do they call those, man? The walkabout

685
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
where they disappear for a day or two.

686
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
That's in Australia, right?

687
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Yeah. Walkabouts where they're going to go die.

688
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
But I'm talking about the Native Indians also

689
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
has something.

690
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
During the soccer

691
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
games, remember, they had those

692
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
recorders? No, they had the tubes.

693
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Oh, those that was

694
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
called.

695
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
If you remember the

696
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
the sound

697
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
like the Iceman, the World Cup

698
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
that was in

699
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
the world.

700
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Where was the World Cup in

701
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
2000 and

702
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
eight

703
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
or twelve

704
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
was whalers or those little

705
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
tubes that everybody in the crowd had.

706
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
It was annoying as hell. Oh, and it was

707
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
that's called a

708
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
knowing. It's called a didgeridoo.

709
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
No, that's

710
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
digger ado.

711
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Sean, you were

712
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
so close. Didgeridoo.

713
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Really, really close.

714
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Digerigan.

715
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
It's a digger ado.

716
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Put World Cup.

717
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Put World Cup in there because I remember

718
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
watching it. I want you to find the

719
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
thing that's pronounced.

720
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Didgeridoo.

721
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Diggeridoo. There we go.

722
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
He nailed it. I thought that was Jeff.

723
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
I thought Jeff said that. Didgeridoo.

724
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
He just said it again.

725
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Didgeridoo. Didgeridoo.

726
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Didgeridoo.

727
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Stop doing that.

728
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Didgeridoo. Stop it.

729
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
God.

730
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
OK, we get it.

731
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
That's not a knife.

732
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
I think they caught him something else at

733
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
the World Cup. Anyway, it was annoying as hell.

734
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
It's a wood.

735
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
It's a wood.

736
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
It's a wood.

737
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
I'm sorry.

738
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
I don't know.

739
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
The

740
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
FIFA makes the

741
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
VUVA, ZEALA and

742
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
didgeridoo off limits.

743
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
I don't know.

744
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
It's called a VUVA ZEALA.

745
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Something like that.

746
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
I got it way off track.

747
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
What were we talking about?

748
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
They go to this massive

749
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
trance.

750
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
It's just this really

751
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
self-realization thing.

752
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
So do the Buddhists.

753
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Exactly.

754
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
But I don't know to what extent

755
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
VUVA ZEALA.

756
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
VUVA ZEALA.

757
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
That's what they were using at the World Cup.

758
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
VUVA ZEALA.

759
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Your kids would blow their eardrums out with

760
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
this plastic dot dot dot.

761
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
What is going on?

762
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
He's throwing out all sorts of shit tonight.

763
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
It's crazy.

764
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
It's the VUVA ZEALA.

765
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Wikipedia pronounces it.

766
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
VUVA ZEALA.

767
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
How do you pronounce that?

768
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
It looks like vulva.

769
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Vulva?

770
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Vulva ZEALA.

771
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Vulva ZEALA.

772
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
I was right.

773
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Vulva ZEALA.

774
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
It's not vulva.

775
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Shut up.

776
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Say it again.

777
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
VUVA ZEALA.

778
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
VUVA ZEALA.

779
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
What the hell is that?

780
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
That's a Star Wars blue guy.

781
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
That's Bill Cosby.

782
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Bill Cosby saying it.

783
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Your Bill Cosby sounds like the Star Wars guy.

784
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
You can't do him anymore.

785
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Why?

786
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Because he's a rapist. I don't like that.

787
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
It'll be the Star Wars guy.

788
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
It's the Anakin that I released your mom last month.

789
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I don't know where she went.

790
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Did he get back into prison?

791
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Wasn't there a big push to get him back into prison?

792
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I don't know if he's not back in prison, but there is a push.

793
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Is he dead?

794
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
No.

795
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
He might as well be.

796
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
I did my best.

797
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,000
I'll tell you what, we touch on Bill Cosby like every two or three months.

798
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,000
You know why? Because it's hard to imagine that he is his situation.

799
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Really? What?

800
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Anyway.

801
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Let's move on.

802
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
I'm going to talk about Harvey Weinstein victims out there.

803
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Dude, imagine all the Harvey Weinstein victims out there.

804
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Because it is so bad.

805
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
For decades.

806
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
That it's a joke.

807
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
In the community of actors.

808
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
And actresses.

809
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
It shouldn't be a joke.

810
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
I wonder if Meryl Streep had to screw him.

811
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
How about Bette Midler?

812
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Because she gave him praises.

813
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Right before he got done.

814
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Or was that the other guy?

815
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
You like the pause?

816
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Oh, she gave him praises.

817
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
It wasn't Harvey Weinstein.

818
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
It was the other director who was over in France who got kicked out.

819
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Who got convicted of rape.

820
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000
No, the guy that's running away from pedophilia.

821
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Correct.

822
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
What was his name?

823
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
He has yet to be extradited.

824
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Is that the one that banged Nellie Wood?

825
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
No.

826
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Roman Polanski.

827
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Yes.

828
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
She got up there and praised him.

829
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
And everything like that.

830
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
He's over in France because he's accused.

831
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Good for her.

832
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Meryl Streep, wonderful.

833
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
That's where you lose them.

834
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I'm not going to listen to you anymore.

835
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I know that.

836
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
And then on the topic of gun control, really?

837
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
They talk about the Republicans being obsessed with it.

838
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Hollywood is obsessed with guns.

839
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Yep.

840
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Obsessed with guns.

841
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
How so?

842
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Really?

843
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Hollywood is obsessed with making movies about guns.

844
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Involving guns.

845
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Oh, I guess Top Gun was a...

846
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Oh, every movie, every movie.

847
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Not Top Gun.

848
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
But every movie is about guns.

849
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Like having guns and shooting people and killing people.

850
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
With guns and violence.

851
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
And gore.

852
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Are you kidding me?

853
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Like they have no skin in the game in this whole narrative.

854
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
I don't get it.

855
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Well, I am excited that we're starting to get back to normal.

856
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Because this movie is coming out now.

857
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
What's that back to normal?

858
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
What does that mean?

859
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Well, meaning that the movie theaters are starting to become filled with movies.

860
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
As we can actually go and see.

861
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Well, you did see that the CDC is recommending masks for travel now because of monkeypox.

862
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000
You know, I don't give a shit what the CDC says anymore.

863
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
No kidding.

864
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I'm with you.

865
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
No credibility.

866
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
But unfortunately, if they put something in place, you will have to follow it if you're on a plane.

867
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
No, sorry.

868
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Then you'll get kicked off.

869
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Okay, I won't fly.

870
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I'm just saying.

871
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
I know.

872
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
That's where I am now.

873
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
That's where I am now.

874
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
I don't get it.

875
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Shelly and I would love to go to Europe, but apparently we ought to be vaccinated.

876
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Nope, sorry, we're not going to do it.

877
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
We have to do this, can't do that.

878
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
They're coming out with the number four.

879
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
You don't have to be vaccinated.

880
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
If you go to Ireland.

881
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
We want to go to Scotland.

882
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
You don't have to be vaccinated.

883
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
That's what I saw.

884
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Good to know.

885
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Next summer.

886
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Do you have to be vaccinated to go to Ireland?

887
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Next summer we're going.

888
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Booster number four.

889
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Why?

890
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
You know what I read?

891
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I read that now there is an epidemic of accelerated dementia directly caused by the vaccine.

892
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
On older people?

893
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,000
It just keeps happening.

894
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:48,000
There's all kinds of stuff going on.

895
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
There's snake venom that was in the COVID.

896
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
What?

897
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Snake venom in COVID?

898
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
In the vaccine.

899
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:02,000
That was supposed to attack certain parts that had good intentions but didn't turn out very well.

900
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
They always have great intentions.

901
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:14,000
The part that's bad about it is that it was tearing up the very thing that they wanted to do.

902
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
It was to breathe.

903
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,000
The venom was closing their lungs down.

904
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
It's just coming out.

905
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
There's stories that are just coming out.

906
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
The stories have been out.

907
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
They're just not readily available.

908
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000
I haven't read anything on COVID or vaccines in months.

909
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
I don't read it anymore.

910
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
I do and I hate it.

911
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Every night I scan the headlines.

912
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I don't read the articles but I scan the headlines.

913
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Shelly made a joke.

914
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
She was talking to Saschi.

915
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000
She was like daddy is going to read the headlines of the world right now.

916
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I went through them and I was like I have to stop doing this.

917
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
All it does is your tick tock.

918
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
It is.

919
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
It's my tick tock.

920
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
None of it is good.

921
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
It's economic disaster looming.

922
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Recession is inevitable.

923
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Famine.

924
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:18,000
World famine like we will never experience.

925
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:28,000
We've got horror, horrific things going on in the world.

926
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
The people of Putin.

927
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Ukraine.

928
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Horrific things.

929
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
People coming out and telling stories.

930
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I was stuck in my basement with five of the people.

931
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
We were trapped.

932
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Four of the people escaped and they're all shot dead in the woods behind the house.

933
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000
I just stayed hidden in this little water closet.

934
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Unbelievable.

935
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
It's going on right now.

936
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
It's a full blown war.

937
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:06,000
The fact that Trump was calling the shit out back when he was sitting at the NATO table.

938
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
It was 2016.

939
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
He was just calling everybody out.

940
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Why is it the ambassador of Germany?

941
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Chancellor of Germany.

942
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Why is the chancellor of Germany working out a deal with Russia to get gas?

943
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Because they can't produce it on their own.

944
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,000
They have other means to get gas.

945
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Why are you working that out with someone you're at war with?

946
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:46,000
If you're at odds with.

947
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000
You can't be against them in NATO and start dealing directly with them.

948
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,000
What are we doing?

949
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
We want to go to Iran.

950
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Venezuela.

951
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Are you kidding me?

952
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
We don't have to buy Russian oil.

953
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,000
You might as well have kept the pipeline open.

954
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:12,000
He's flying over to Saudi Arabia right now to beg for oil.

955
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Unbelievable.

956
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I hope he sucks a dick.

957
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
They don't believe that.

958
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
We're going over there to ask for oil.

959
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Do what?

960
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Ignore that.

961
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
We're begging dictatorships for oil.

962
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Correct.

963
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000
On the people we have been against for years.

964
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Check out the lie Biden is selling.

965
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:44,000
We have thousands of leases that are going unused.

966
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:50,000
The conditions on the leases are so highly regulated.

967
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
They're almost just by themselves.

968
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Not going to be profitable.

969
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Or going to be too bureaucratic.

970
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Too much red tape to even go there.

971
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,000
To develop those wells anywhere.

972
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
You have to have investors.

973
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Investors are like, yeah, you went into office and shut down the pipeline on day one.

974
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000
You're loading up all these leases.

975
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000
You have to have a five-year land study.

976
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
There are so many conditions on this.

977
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Investors are like, we're not going to touch oil and gas right now.

978
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
We're going to put our money in something else.

979
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
That's what he wants.

980
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
He is trying to shut down oil and gas.

981
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:42,000
He wants the price of gasoline to be $8 a gallon.

982
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Even more for this.

983
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I hope it comes out.

984
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I don't know.

985
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
This hydroelectrolysis shit they're talking about.

986
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I keep bringing it up.

987
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
If it's true, bring it out.

988
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
What the fuck?

989
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Running your water.

990
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Then it's going to be like, oh, my God.

991
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Can you imagine that water bill is going to be off the charts after that?

992
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Can you imagine that?

993
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
The water coming in like a shicko.

994
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Six bucks a gallon.

995
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I'm going to be harvesting my water from my air conditioning.

996
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,000
My point about Biden is so dishonest.

997
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
He's like, no one is using these leases.

998
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
We're going to pull them back.

999
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
The oil and gas industry, they don't want to solve this problem.

1000
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
We're going to pull those back.

1001
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
It's bullshit.

1002
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Why pull them back?

1003
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Let them sit there.

1004
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:47,000
He's making the political point and the media point that if you're not going to use them, look at everybody.

1005
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
They're not using them.

1006
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
We're going to pull them back.

1007
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
It's bullshit.

1008
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Total lies.

1009
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
We're just pulling them back.

1010
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
It makes a media point.

1011
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
So in two years, you can get into them.

1012
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I know, but he's making a media point.

1013
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Once you're out of the office, Biden.

1014
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
That tells you where he's at.

1015
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
It's a media point.

1016
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
It's crazy.

1017
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Americans should be irate.

1018
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
They should be irate.

1019
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
I think they're getting there.

1020
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
As long as they know the truth of what's going on.

1021
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Well, I've done the math because I think gas, I haven't looked, but gas, the last time I looked was $4.70 a gallon.

1022
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Diesel's over five.

1023
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
And to fill my truck is going to be $150.

1024
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Yeah.

1025
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Unbelievable.

1026
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Unbelievable.

1027
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
In less than a year or a year?

1028
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,000
It's been over a year, but since he came into office, it's doubled.

1029
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Doubled.

1030
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah.

1031
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
But it's Putin's fault.

1032
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
It's Republicans' fault.

1033
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
It's the ultra-maga fault.

1034
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
It's Putin's fault.

1035
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
It's everyone's fault except his.

1036
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:08,000
So based on how things are going so far in terms of primaries, in terms of recalls, the red wave is coming.

1037
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I think they know.

1038
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I hope so.

1039
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,000
One thing I want to talk about in the last podcast is the January 6th show is about to start tomorrow, I believe.

1040
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Good Lord.

1041
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
And it's a produced primetime show.

1042
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Produced by a primetime producer.

1043
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Taxpayers money.

1044
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Taxpayer money.

1045
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
This is going to be on every night.

1046
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I don't know if that's every night.

1047
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
They're going to be unbelievable.

1048
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I don't think there's any Republicans on this board.

1049
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Not really.

1050
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Except Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney.

1051
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Liz Cheney, oh, she's a Republican.

1052
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
And Adam Krasinski?

1053
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
No, they don't count.

1054
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Well, he's a Republican.

1055
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
They didn't let anyone like Jim Jordan on there.

1056
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
No.

1057
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
They vetoed, they're like, yeah, you're not allowed on there.

1058
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
They're RINOs, like beyond RINOs.

1059
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Right. I don't even consider them RINOs.

1060
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Just like they don't consider Manchin a Democrat anymore.

1061
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
I don't consider Liz Cheney a Republican anymore.

1062
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Bullshit. It's such bullshit.

1063
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:21,000
I'm not going to watch one ticket, but I did see that Jim Jordan and two others are going to have a counter show.

1064
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Good.

1065
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I don't know what on channel, it may be online kind of a thing.

1066
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
I hope so.

1067
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
To counterpoint what's going on in this bullshit that they're about to do.

1068
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
And meanwhile, these people are still in jail.

1069
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
This theater, this political theater.

1070
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Those people are still in jail.

1071
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Are they really?

1072
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah.

1073
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Oh my God.

1074
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Waiting for trial? How long?

1075
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
January to 18 months.

1076
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
18 months. In jail.

1077
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
And they were there to show up for a not even protest.

1078
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
It was a not a parade.

1079
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Somewhere in between.

1080
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
It was a what do you call it?

1081
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
They were there to support Trump.

1082
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Trump was speaking.

1083
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Yeah, he was speaking.

1084
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
And then they were invited into the Capitol building.

1085
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
And now they are in jail for 18 months.

1086
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
I don't understand that.

1087
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000
If they were invited in, why are they in jail?

1088
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Well, you saw the footage with the police.

1089
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Come on in. Walk this way.

1090
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Yeah. And the Democrats are trying to.

1091
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
And they won't show any of that.

1092
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Yeah, they won't.

1093
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
And they're just trying to get Trump from being.

1094
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Unelectable in 2024.

1095
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Correct.

1096
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
And they have come out and said that our goal with this is to make sure Trump is not on the ballot on 2024.

1097
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Well, fuck him. He's going to be elected.

1098
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
What I don't understand is.

1099
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
What they're trying to do is they're trying to prove that Trump.

1100
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Planned this. Yeah, it was an insurrection.

1101
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Planned by Trump. Trump planned this.

1102
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
It's ridiculous. And he got all the everything together.

1103
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
But what he did is he called the National Guard.

1104
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Where he wanted to. To protect the.

1105
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
To protect it. And he told them to.

1106
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Cease and desist or disperse or whatever he said.

1107
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Right. Yeah. So he told them to stop.

1108
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah. It's ridiculous.

1109
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,000
So that's all you got to say. But there's no one on that on that panel that's going to present that.

1110
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
That's right. They're going to bypass that completely.

1111
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Correct. Yeah. But there has to be some sort of defense.

1112
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Nope. There is. They're going to be able.

1113
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Nope. There isn't.

1114
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Nope. It's this panel who's going to present their witnesses.

1115
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Are you talking about the show?

1116
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
It's not a show. It's a congressional hearing.

1117
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Or this. Whatever they call it.

1118
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
That they're televising?

1119
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Yes. And they have like a primetime TV producer.

1120
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Producer.

1121
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
To do this.

1122
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
To make sure that it's like looks great for the American public.

1123
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
So it's political theater is what it is.

1124
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
And it's in primetime.

1125
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000
It's incredible. It's incredible that this kind of.

1126
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000
That this kind of theatrics and this kind of dishonesty happens.

1127
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
So much right in front of us.

1128
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
I think this is one of their.

1129
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
It's so amazingly transparent.

1130
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,000
I think this is one of their last ditch efforts to try to salvage the midterms.

1131
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Wow. They're screwed.

1132
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
So when they do this. I don't know how long it's going to be on.

1133
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
I don't know how many days. Is it three days in a row?

1134
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Is it on for a month or whatever it is?

1135
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,000
At the end of this they go. Wow. No one watched this.

1136
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I hope so.

1137
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
There will be. There'll be like 40 percent.

1138
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
30 percent of the United States will be watching it.

1139
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
You're right.

1140
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
I don't know.

1141
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
And you know.

1142
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
What is the market share on that?

1143
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Hold on. This country is 50-50.

1144
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
No. No they're not. But I mean.

1145
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Sort of.

1146
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,000
But imagine a timeshare on any television station.

1147
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
You know back in the 80s you know you had what?

1148
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000
You know 10 TV stations.

1149
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
You know nowadays if ABC scores this.

1150
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Which I think they did.

1151
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
There's an ABC producer or director.

1152
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
I don't know what channel it's on.

1153
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Is it on all of them?

1154
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
No. Well I mean it's a.

1155
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
The guy that is helping arrange the.

1156
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
It's not Fox.

1157
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000
I think it's an ABC producer.

1158
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Really.

1159
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
You're OK.

1160
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
They shunned their shit themselves.

1161
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Did you pull something?

1162
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
No.

1163
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Lifting that butt cheek to squeeze it out.

1164
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
He pulled his rectal muscle.

1165
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Yeah.

1166
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
You know I.

1167
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
You literally like.

1168
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Sadly pulled a fucking hamstring bowling.

1169
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Last week with Paul in this.

1170
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Bowling?

1171
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
In Allen.

1172
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Isn't that sad?

1173
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Yeah you pulled a hamstring.

1174
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
No.

1175
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Pulled a hamstring.

1176
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Did you pull it or just straight it?

1177
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
I probably just strained it.

1178
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Well have you been since then?

1179
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
I've taken it easy and stretched and it's worked its way out.

1180
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
I actually went to.

1181
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
It turned out to be not a big deal.

1182
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
I went to.

1183
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
You were straining that night.

1184
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
That afternoon though.

1185
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Yeah it was lame.

1186
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
You know that's what happens.

1187
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
You know I didn't stretch.

1188
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
In fact the older you get.

1189
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
You know you need to stretch for some of these.

1190
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
These types of things.

1191
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Or at least stay hydrated enough to where your body can handle that.

1192
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
You know but the.

1193
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
I went to.

1194
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I had a compilation of muscle issues that are going on lately.

1195
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Frankly because probably was asleep on the freaking couch.

1196
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
And my neck is all cricked up all the time.

1197
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
And it's just very uncomfortable.

1198
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
And I go in there and I get worked on.

1199
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
I mean I've never.

1200
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I've only gone to a massage therapist.

1201
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Twice in my entire life.

1202
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Really?

1203
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Yeah twice.

1204
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Okay.

1205
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
So I mean both times I went.

1206
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
And how'd it go?

1207
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Man.

1208
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Like a new man.

1209
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
So full nude.

1210
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
The first time.

1211
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Full nude no sheet.

1212
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
The first time I wore a pair of swim trunks.

1213
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Like speedos?

1214
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
No.

1215
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Did you have a black speedo on?

1216
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
I did.

1217
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I wore a pair of swim trunks.

1218
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
I didn't know any better.

1219
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Did you go full nude?

1220
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
And so.

1221
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
No I wore swim trunks.

1222
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Just wear normal underwear.

1223
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Yeah just wear underwear.

1224
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
I didn't have underwear.

1225
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I had swim trunks.

1226
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
You have no underwear?

1227
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
You had your wetsuit on?

1228
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Well you know they've got the little net.

1229
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
The built in underwear.

1230
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Yeah full suit wetsuit.

1231
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
So this last time.

1232
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
And she made fun of me too.

1233
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
She was kind of like really?

1234
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Really?

1235
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
She said.

1236
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
You don't want me to touch you?

1237
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Do you realize I have to rub your leg.

1238
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And it goes right past that area.

1239
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
And you're making me stop.

1240
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
It's just really.

1241
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
She made fun of you.

1242
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
She said I have to go right past that area.

1243
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Well I mean.

1244
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
To besides your tummy.

1245
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
She said that.

1246
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
She said I have to massage your taint.

1247
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
And the net is in the way.

1248
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
She said the top of my hand brushes your cock.

1249
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Whoa.

1250
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Doodle do.

1251
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
What did I say?

1252
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Hold on.

1253
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Why are you guys.

1254
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
I think you're a massage.

1255
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
I think he does that to you.

1256
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
What's going on?

1257
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I don't know what Asian persuasion massage place you're going to.

1258
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Sorry.

1259
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
She said.

1260
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
I'm sorry.

1261
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
The place I go to is a stand up place where they don't do that.

1262
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Those types of shenanigans.

1263
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
What the hell.

1264
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
She said.

1265
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
That I'm going to brush there anywhere.

1266
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
The point she said.

1267
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
She was just like you know.

1268
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Just next time just take them off.

1269
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Or wear some.

1270
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Get them out of the way.

1271
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Wear some just short.

1272
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Just some underwear.

1273
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Get them out of the way so I can do my thing.

1274
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Yeah.

1275
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
So the sound.

1276
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
It doesn't matter.

1277
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
The point is.

1278
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
It was a great massage the second time.

1279
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
You know it was just.

1280
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Even though she had to fight your wiener net.

1281
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I didn't have the wiener net on.

1282
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I had the underwear.

1283
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Very tight underwear.

1284
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
So why does wiener net not get up.

1285
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Because I didn't say he was touching his cock.

1286
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Hold on.

1287
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
There's still no.

1288
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
There's still no.

1289
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000
You said you had swim trunks on.

1290
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Yeah.

1291
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
That was the first time.

1292
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
That's a wiener net.

1293
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
So this one yesterday you had just your underwear on.

1294
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Correct.

1295
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
OK.

1296
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah.

1297
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Gotcha.

1298
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
So it was still you know.

1299
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Isn't that funny.

1300
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Isn't that funny that that's like the total debate.

1301
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
You're like.

1302
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000
When they tell you go ahead and disrobe and get on the table.

1303
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
And if you want to wear underwear.

1304
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
That's your prerogative.

1305
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
If you don't that's fine too.

1306
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
And you're like standing there in your underwear going.

1307
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Fully erect.

1308
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
What the.

1309
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Fully erect.

1310
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Fully erect.

1311
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
And you're like.

1312
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Then you hang your underwear.

1313
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Should I.

1314
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Wow.

1315
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Does the underwear hide the underwear right here for now.

1316
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Does it.

1317
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Does it hide.

1318
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Does the underwear hide the majestic boner.

1319
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Or when they see the tent.

1320
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Or what do we do here.

1321
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Really.

1322
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
No.

1323
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
I've told you before.

1324
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
I've done the full.

1325
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
I've done the full.

1326
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000
What the full.

1327
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Yeah.

1328
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
What are you.

1329
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Dude under the sheet.

1330
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
No it's the.

1331
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
The.

1332
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Thumb up the.

1333
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
But.

1334
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
No.

1335
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Well we've had all we've all had to figure out the.

1336
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
But.

1337
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Of course.

1338
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
You've all had the thumb up the.

1339
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
But.

1340
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:11,000
I had the doctor give a procedure that.

1341
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Well you have big sausage fingers.

1342
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
What the hell.

1343
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
That's what are you talking about.

1344
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I'm not talking about like.

1345
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000
The massage therapist where she puts a thumb up.

1346
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
About.

1347
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
That's part of the massage that muscle.

1348
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Is that the is that a couple's thing that you and Julie get.

1349
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
You get the.

1350
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Yeah we went to a couple.

1351
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Tokyo thumb up the.

1352
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
But.

1353
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
We would.

1354
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Stop talking for a second.

1355
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
We went.

1356
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I want to hear this.

1357
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
We went to the.

1358
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I think I've told us we went to the couples.

1359
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
It was.

1360
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
It's a type of massage.

1361
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
And.

1362
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
And.

1363
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
You know you go into a room.

1364
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
My wife and I did and she got.

1365
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Buck naked all the way and there's towels.

1366
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Right there they cover.

1367
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
But she was.

1368
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
But naked.

1369
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
And I.

1370
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I had my underwear on.

1371
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
And you're like.

1372
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Wow.

1373
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
I didn't know what to expect.

1374
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
And they.

1375
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
You're in the same room or not.

1376
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Same room.

1377
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
So did you take your clothes off.

1378
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000
No I.

1379
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I had my underwear on.

1380
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Why would you not when she did.

1381
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Do you.

1382
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I was not.

1383
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Comfortable to do that because I didn't know what to.

1384
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Boxers.

1385
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Yeah boxers on.

1386
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
All right so you didn't have tidy whitey's on.

1387
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
No.

1388
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
No.

1389
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
And.

1390
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Yellow.

1391
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Yellow on the front brown on the back.

1392
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
No.

1393
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
What.

1394
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
No.

1395
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Wrong with you.

1396
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Go on.

1397
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
All right cut his mic Mr. Producer.

1398
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
So anyway they.

1399
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000
They start by.

1400
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Reaching over to the soundboard.

1401
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
They start by walking on your back and they use their feet to massage your back.

1402
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
What.

1403
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
These pygmies.

1404
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
What.

1405
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Literally standing on your back.

1406
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Yeah they stand on your back.

1407
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000
And they walk and they use their feet to massage your back.

1408
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
And your legs.

1409
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
They go all the way up and all the way down.

1410
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
All your legs.

1411
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
So back to Sean's question.

1412
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Are they little people.

1413
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah they're not big.

1414
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
I mean they're.

1415
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
They're.

1416
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000
They're full grown.

1417
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Adults.

1418
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Where were you at.

1419
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Pygmy people.

1420
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
South Africa.

1421
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,000
No it was at a massage place right there off of Warren.

1422
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
They walk on your back.

1423
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Correct.

1424
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Interesting.

1425
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
And you.

1426
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Okay.

1427
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Keep going.

1428
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,500
Anyway so then they do that and then I have bad shoulders.

1429
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:04,000
That was before my shoulder surgery.

1430
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000
And they just they contort.

1431
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Craziness it was hurting.

1432
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I almost told them to stop.

1433
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Because this hurts too bad.

1434
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
And my hips are bad.

1435
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
And they were.

1436
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
What they do.

1437
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
They do lay on your back.

1438
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
And your feet go over your head.

1439
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Oh.

1440
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Oh no.

1441
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
So basically your ass is up in the air.

1442
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Yeah.

1443
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
And my wife is naked.

1444
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000
With her ass and everything up in the arms like there's no way I could be naked doing

1445
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
this.

1446
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Because by looking everything would be hanging out and my butthole would be hanging right

1447
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
in their face.

1448
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
And what in the hell are you talking about.

1449
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Yeah.

1450
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
And it's it's it was so.

1451
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
It was so.

1452
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
It was so.

1453
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
It was so.

1454
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
It was so.

1455
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
It was so.

1456
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
It was so.

1457
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
It was so.

1458
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
It was so.

1459
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
It was so.

1460
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
It was so.

1461
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
It was so.

1462
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000
It was so.

1463
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
It was so.

1464
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
It was so.

1465
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
It was so.

1466
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
The hell are you talking about.

1467
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah and it's it's it was type of massage was like an hour long.

1468
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Yeah.

1469
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Hour and a half.

1470
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
I'm sorry.

1471
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Ninety minutes.

1472
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
That's odd.

1473
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Were you.

1474
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Touched inappropriately.

1475
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
No not at all.

1476
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
But they stretch you as part of it.

1477
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000
When your ass was in the air.

1478
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Well didn't fart now.

1479
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Did.

1480
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Did another.

1481
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,200
and then the two massage people.

1482
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,640
So, and I felt fabulous afterwards.

1483
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,840
Did you, for sure?

1484
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,000
I did, I felt great afterwards.

1485
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,320
But I tell you what, during the process,

1486
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,640
there were a couple times where I almost had to tell them

1487
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,360
to stop, because the shoulder was, like I said,

1488
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,200
those people were-

1489
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,720
So how many people were working on you at once?

1490
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,860
Just one.

1491
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:24,600
And they were able to contort you like that?

1492
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,640
Yeah, they said, okay, yeah, they just lift your legs up

1493
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,680
and they stretch you all kind of crazy ways.

1494
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,020
Wow.

1495
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:36,800
I had never heard of, I've literally never heard of this.

1496
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,680
It's a type of-

1497
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,320
So these are females?

1498
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,520
I guess it was, yeah, I think so.

1499
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,440
Oh, both female?

1500
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,120
I was on my stomach when they came in,

1501
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,600
so I never really saw the person that was doing it.

1502
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,440
Interesting.

1503
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,260
But they were small.

1504
00:51:51,260 --> 00:51:53,440
So you didn't understand the sensation that you felt?

1505
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,280
It was either a very small-

1506
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,160
Are you sure there was multiple people,

1507
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,440
or was there like two feet in a tripod?

1508
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,680
No, when I turned over, there was only one person.

1509
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,680
And the guy ran out and the girl ran in.

1510
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,760
No, there was a bunch of Jawas came in.

1511
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,600
But they were small.

1512
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,120
These are all bitchy people.

1513
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,920
If you're standing on someone, you can't be like me,

1514
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,360
260 pounds, standing on someone, right?

1515
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,800
Maybe.

1516
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,280
Good, you break their back.

1517
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,520
So this is like a little person,

1518
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,560
a little person, which size thing.

1519
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,520
I'm trying to envision you with your asshole in the air.

1520
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,840
True.

1521
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,480
And I gotta be honest, it's not a good visual.

1522
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,040
No, it's not, not at all.

1523
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,320
No, but it's intriguing from the perspective

1524
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,520
of little people jumping on you and stuff.

1525
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,560
They weren't jumping on me.

1526
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,160
Well, I mean, whatever.

1527
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,000
Jump on his belly.

1528
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,840
Like they're all over you.

1529
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,200
What's the show where the guy's laying down on the beach

1530
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,040
and all the little people-

1531
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:49,860
Oompa Loompas?

1532
00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:51,320
Yeah, they're all, no, they're all running over him.

1533
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,500
Jack Black?

1534
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,680
No, and they're all, yeah.

1535
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,520
Gulliver's Travel.

1536
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,360
They're all tying him down and stuff.

1537
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,200
Gulliver's Travel.

1538
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,640
Yeah, you're like Gulliver.

1539
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,560
You're like Gulliver.

1540
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,400
Yeah.

1541
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,220
They're all over you.

1542
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,040
You're the giant from the giant beanstalk.

1543
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:04,880
Right.

1544
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,440
This is my point.

1545
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,160
B-5-4-F-M, stick your finger in my bum.

1546
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,800
I knew that was coming.

1547
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,680
Like a mile away.

1548
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,920
By the way, that was,

1549
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,000
that had nothing to do with little people.

1550
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,200
Well, oh, because we were the little people.

1551
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,040
No.

1552
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,720
It had to do with giants.

1553
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:25,680
No.

1554
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,240
You know what, the jack of the giant beanstalk?

1555
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,880
I don't know.

1556
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,700
Yeah.

1557
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:33,540
I don't know.

1558
00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:35,440
There's a giant up in the clouds

1559
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,720
and there was some sort of harp that you had to play

1560
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,200
to make the giant go to sleep

1561
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,240
and you sneak down the stalk and,

1562
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,800
where is my human?

1563
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,400
I want to eat him.

1564
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,560
And chasing him and-

1565
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,400
So what, so he-

1566
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,800
B-5-4-F-M

1567
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,760
What does Jack do?

1568
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,000
He steals the beans?

1569
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,080
The magic beans?

1570
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Are there magic beans?

1571
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,840
What's the story of Jack and the beanstalk?

1572
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:01,680
Well, he sold, he sold-

1573
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,520
What's the whole thing?

1574
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,000
He sold, hey, take the goats to the farm

1575
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,760
and sell them because we need food.

1576
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,600
It was a Thai massage.

1577
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,960
And he-

1578
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,280
No.

1579
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,120
He takes the goat-

1580
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,300
No, Jack and the beanstalk.

1581
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:13,400
What's the story of Jack and the beanstalk?

1582
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,240
I'm trying to tell you.

1583
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,060
Do you guys understand what the-

1584
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:15,900
Shut the fuck up.

1585
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:16,740
T-H-A-I.

1586
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:18,000
He told, his dad told him,

1587
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,160
hey man, take the goats to the farm and sell them

1588
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,080
and that way we can have money to whatever.

1589
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:25,900
Eat.

1590
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:26,740
Yeah, eat.

1591
00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:27,560
You grew up in Singapore or something.

1592
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,400
And so Jack-

1593
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,240
My God.

1594
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:30,360
You don't know the story.

1595
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,200
He gets intervened by a salesman

1596
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,600
and he sells him these beans, these magical beans.

1597
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,440
Magic beans.

1598
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,260
Three beans.

1599
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:39,100
And-

1600
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:39,940
Three beans.

1601
00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:40,760
Three beans.

1602
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,160
And he plants them and up comes this beanstalk

1603
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,640
because he was kind of like, his dad was like, what?

1604
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,760
He threw him out the window, boom.

1605
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,440
What the hell's wrong with you?

1606
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,680
And then the next day this frickin' beanstalk comes up

1607
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,520
and he goes-

1608
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,340
Gigantic beanstalk.

1609
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,180
Oh, he climbs up the thing

1610
00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,960
and there's like this huge giant in a giant house.

1611
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,800
Oh, he climbs up there.

1612
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,160
And he gets the goose who lays the golden egg.

1613
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,000
Yeah.

1614
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:04,840
And the harp.

1615
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:05,680
Yeah, he takes the harp.

1616
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,520
The hell?

1617
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,880
The magical harp that plays all kinds of music.

1618
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,160
No.

1619
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,080
I guess they didn't teach that in Indonesia.

1620
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:12,920
I guess not.

1621
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:14,800
Indonesia.

1622
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,640
Ah.

1623
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,480
I thought it was Cambodia.

1624
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,320
Were you in Cambodia?

1625
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,160
No, it's Indonesia.

1626
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,000
Oh.

1627
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,280
I don't know why you're doing that.

1628
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,120
Thumb.

1629
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:22,960
The noise.

1630
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,480
So he gets the golden egg and he wins?

1631
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,640
Well, the giant comes after him.

1632
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,480
And he kills him?

1633
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,180
And I think he chops the beanstalk down

1634
00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:36,360
and the giant falls and dies.

1635
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,200
Oh.

1636
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,960
Oh yeah, there's a picture right there.

1637
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,000
He's holding an ax.

1638
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,280
Yeah, he cuts it.

1639
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,360
Look at that gigantic-

1640
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,400
Although I think the giant,

1641
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,040
if he fell from there he'd be fine.

1642
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:45,880
Yeah.

1643
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,000
I'm thinking he was like 15 feet off the ground.

1644
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,440
Now the boy would be like, he'd be crushed.

1645
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,520
He'd be keistered.

1646
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,360
Keistered.

1647
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,720
He's fucked.

1648
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,560
Well there we go.

1649
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,400
Yeah.

1650
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,120
And then the giants will take advantage of the mom.

1651
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,000
Okay, all right.

1652
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,920
And what's the theme of the whole story though?

1653
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,720
Usually those stories have a theme.

1654
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:07,040
All right, well what's the moral of the story?

1655
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,640
Yeah, what's the moral of the story?

1656
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,480
All right, well look-

1657
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,080
Be thankful for what you get

1658
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,200
and don't take more than you should.

1659
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,040
Really?

1660
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:14,880
That's what it is?

1661
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:16,760
Why not?

1662
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,800
Like don't take the three beans that your dad gave you?

1663
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,000
I don't know, I don't know.

1664
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,440
All right, the moral of the story would be-

1665
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,280
What the hell?

1666
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,680
Take advantage of the opportunities

1667
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,520
that life provides you.

1668
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,360
Okay.

1669
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,240
Jack is taking a huge risk

1670
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:37,040
when he exchanges the goats for beans.

1671
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,440
Okay.

1672
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,760
Wow, that was very insightful.

1673
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,200
Yeah, but then what is the true meaning of that?

1674
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,040
Do what?

1675
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:46,880
There's a movie out there that came out

1676
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:50,000
in the last 15 years or so, you should watch it.

1677
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,320
If the beanstalk-

1678
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,320
Jack and the Beanstalk?

1679
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,280
Yeah, they Hollywoodized it,

1680
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,160
but you know, it's the same type of thing.

1681
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,920
I think I'll pass.

1682
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,920
So what's the true meaning of Jack and the Beanstalk?

1683
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:05,160
That's because the beanstalk is driving the action.

1684
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,600
If the beanstalk is maturing male sexuality, then-

1685
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,440
I knew that poopiness was doing it.

1686
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,560
And the Jack and the Beanstalk is a story

1687
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,640
about a male individuation and growing up.

1688
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,160
To refresh your memory of the story,

1689
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,480
it's about a young boy living at home with his mom.

1690
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,040
Jack and his mother are living alone in a cottage.

1691
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,680
So this is not taught today because it's male-centric.

1692
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,280
Male-centric, yeah.

1693
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,400
So is the mom a tranny?

1694
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,240
Is she hot?

1695
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,480
Is she a hot tranny?

1696
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,320
Is she a milf?

1697
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,160
There's a hidden X-rated-

1698
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,360
She's a hot tranny milf.

1699
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,040
There's a hidden X-rated meaning

1700
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,160
behind the popular fairy tale on kids' spots.

1701
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,000
She's a tilf.

1702
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:39,840
Tilf?

1703
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,400
A tranny, I'd like to hear.

1704
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaking of trannies,

1705
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:47,080
did you see what happened in Dallas this past weekend?

1706
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,400
God, yes.

1707
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,040
With the Drag Your Kids to,

1708
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,280
I don't even know what the whole name of the-

1709
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,120
Yeah, help us out.

1710
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:54,960
Help us out here, Jeff.

1711
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,600
Well, set the stage for this one.

1712
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,120
Well, it's called Drag the Kids to Pride,

1713
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,120
and basically what it is, it was in Dallas,

1714
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,840
in Texas, of all places.

1715
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,160
Where we live, basically.

1716
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,720
And what it was, it was a drag show.

1717
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,560
Full-on drag show.

1718
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,400
You better work.

1719
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,040
I'm afraid about work.

1720
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:14,880
Sean was there.

1721
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,720
Anyway, it was a full set that you would

1722
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,800
bring your kids out to.

1723
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,640
What is that?

1724
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,600
It was a show, or a song that came out in like 1989.

1725
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,720
Doin' the Butt?

1726
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:28,560
No.

1727
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,400
Oh.

1728
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,040
Ha ha ha ha ha.

1729
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,240
Where's the butt?

1730
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,080
Doin' the butt.

1731
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:33,920
Who sings that song?

1732
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:34,760
Doin' the butt.

1733
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:35,600
You better work.

1734
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,440
Doin' the butt.

1735
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,200
You gotta work.

1736
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,160
Okay, we don't need to know.

1737
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,520
All right, finish the story that's very disturbing, by the way.

1738
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,360
Yeah, anyway, it was a drag show.

1739
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,320
Incredibly disturbing.

1740
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,840
Where these guys were full-on draggin' it,

1741
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,080
strip, I don't know if they were strippin',

1742
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:53,240
but they were doin' their show down this runway.

1743
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,080
Yeah.

1744
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:58,280
And the kids were prompted to tip them.

1745
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,120
Yeah, well.

1746
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,560
So put their dollar bill or money

1747
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,000
into the G-string or the outfit or whatever.

1748
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,960
Isn't that like a strip club?

1749
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,400
Well, that's one of the arguments is,

1750
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,320
would it be okay if you took your kids

1751
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,080
to the strip joint?

1752
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,200
No, I'm gonna go with no.

1753
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,040
No.

1754
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,960
So you can't, can you take it to see

1755
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,440
if they had female strippers there doin' that?

1756
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,040
Even if they just had their G-string, not full nude, right?

1757
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:23,880
I'm gonna go with no.

1758
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:24,720
You don't.

1759
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,200
So if it was a male stripper, you would say no.

1760
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,400
But for some reason, this is acceptable.

1761
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,720
Right.

1762
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:33,560
Why?

1763
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,880
Why is this acceptable?

1764
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,560
And why would you take your kids to see this?

1765
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,320
Because the kids aren't gonna go,

1766
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,440
I'm gonna drag them themselves,

1767
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,680
because these kids were like 10, 11 years old.

1768
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,520
This is actual footage.

1769
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,000
So drag the kids to the Pride protest in Dallas.

1770
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,960
This is June 5th, 2022.

1771
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,240
So it looked like that was like some sort of antifa

1772
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,200
with the mask on.

1773
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,040
Yeah, oh, and he pulled his mask off.

1774
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:55,880
He got de-masked.

1775
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,600
Have you seen the footage of them

1776
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,320
dancing down the little runway

1777
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,000
with the kids puttin' in the bus?

1778
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,840
Oh, no.

1779
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:08,040
That's a RuPaul supermodel dance thing going on here.

1780
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:08,880
Oh, no.

1781
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,800
And look, I don't give a shit.

1782
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:11,640
Yeah, watch this.

1783
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,480
I mean, just don't expose it to,

1784
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,320
how old is this kid?

1785
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,280
It's inappropriate.

1786
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,120
How old is this kid?

1787
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,600
Oh, no.

1788
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,440
11?

1789
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,280
Yeah, it's just inappropriate.

1790
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:23,680
He's less than that.

1791
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,680
He's probably eight.

1792
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,600
God, this is horrible.

1793
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,320
Look at them squaring off the antifa all black.

1794
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,440
Yeah, but is that antifa?

1795
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,720
Well, they're all wearing masks.

1796
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,280
And they have pink hair.

1797
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,120
No.

1798
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:41,960
Oh, my God.

1799
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,040
Why do they feel the need to dye their hair

1800
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,520
pink or green or blue?

1801
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,360
I don't know what this is.

1802
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,200
Look at this guy.

1803
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,440
Look at this guy trying to do something.

1804
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,520
He's laughing.

1805
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,360
He's laughing.

1806
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,240
The conservative guy is laughing, totally laughing.

1807
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,720
He's like, okay, I'm coming back now.

1808
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,480
Oh, my God.

1809
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,080
All right, so this, you know what?

1810
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,120
I don't even know, oh, I think I know her.

1811
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:02,640
Oh, look at him.

1812
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,160
Look at him trying to take the megaphone

1813
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,160
away from the woman.

1814
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,960
Yeah, okay.

1815
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,120
Now he's talking into it.

1816
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,480
Oh, God, I would be crazy.

1817
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,600
I would be crazy angry in this environment.

1818
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,440
We could have gone to this.

1819
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,320
That's why I'm not gonna ever be there.

1820
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,280
Oh, oh, somebody showed up with their own megaphone.

1821
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,000
Yay.

1822
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
This is sad.

1823
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,200
There's a dude on the corner selling megaphones.

1824
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,040
Yeah.

1825
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,760
Yeah, no shit.

1826
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:28,600
That's what you need to do.

1827
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:29,840
That's the business, right?

1828
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,960
You have a walk-up megaphone business?

1829
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,560
Yeah, but what I don't understand is

1830
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,400
what are the type of parents that are taking

1831
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,400
their kids to this?

1832
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,480
Horrible.

1833
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,760
Yeah, you know, I don't know.

1834
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,800
I think it's a bad example.

1835
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,600
I think that you need to protect your kids.

1836
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,840
I don't think you need to take your kids to protest period,

1837
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,960
especially as chaotic as they are.

1838
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,320
This wasn't a protest.

1839
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,400
This was a drag show.

1840
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:52,240
Either way.

1841
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,760
They didn't take them to the protest.

1842
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,040
It turned into a protest, but the kids aren't there.

1843
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,400
They're inside tipping the guys in their G-strings.

1844
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,400
Literally putting money in their G-strings.

1845
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,480
And then dancing or walking down the aisle with them.

1846
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,440
Yep.

1847
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,680
I don't want to hear it.

1848
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,600
Gotta change the subject.

1849
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,600
I'm going to get all fired up.

1850
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,520
It was 1992, that song.

1851
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,600
You better work it, girl.

1852
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,120
You better work.

1853
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,440
Drag kid.

1854
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,240
No.

1855
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,080
12-year-old drag kid.

1856
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,120
Let's talk about fun stuff.

1857
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,040
Let's talk about reminiscing.

1858
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:22,600
No.

1859
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,760
About drags?

1860
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,600
About drags.

1861
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,280
Remember when we grew up with drags?

1862
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,240
Oh, it was the best.

1863
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,800
Maybe it wasn't a thing.

1864
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,480
No.

1865
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,280
Take back.

1866
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,880
So what's the latest?

1867
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,000
So what?

1868
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,440
I mean, my experience with some of these gay bars,

1869
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,440
like for example, in El Paso, Texas,

1870
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,840
they would have a place called the OP.

1871
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,840
Take back Oakland.

1872
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,200
I don't know what they called it.

1873
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,480
Take back Oakland.

1874
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,920
Take back Oakland.

1875
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:51,440
Really?

1876
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,040
Good luck with that.

1877
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:57,560
I don't care about this shit.

1878
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,400
I mean, if they want to have drag shows, that's cool.

1879
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,160
That's what I mean.

1880
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,760
The thing is, it's like, what the fuck?

1881
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,440
Why do you want to involve kids?

1882
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,360
Right.

1883
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,600
That's an adult thing.

1884
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,240
It takes the mentality.

1885
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,240
A child doesn't understand what's going on.

1886
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,680
It's very formative.

1887
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,480
That's why I asked.

1888
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,920
I was like, would you take them to a titty bar?

1889
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,400
God, no.

1890
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,480
No, you would not.

1891
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,480
Well, even less than that.

1892
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,560
Would you take them to Twin Peaks?

1893
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,560
Would you take them to Third Base?

1894
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,160
Would you take your kids?

1895
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,880
Would you take your kids to those places?

1896
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,680
I've never been to those places.

1897
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,320
Third Base?

1898
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,520
I've never been there.

1899
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,400
Me neither.

1900
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:34,960
You've never been there?

1901
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,240
Well, I like sports.

1902
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,720
Our producer's trying to say something.

1903
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,720
I like sports.

1904
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,440
But that's the point I want to get across,

1905
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:46,680
is why do they find it acceptable to take them to this?

1906
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,880
Because they're trying to groom them.

1907
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,520
I would like to ask the parents to-

1908
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,720
They're grooming them.

1909
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,640
Grooming them.

1910
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,680
Let's go to Legends next.

1911
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,080
Yes, they're grooming them.

1912
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,960
Well, first thing, your kid couldn't get in.

1913
01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:00,400
This is a small little slice of the population

1914
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,200
and it's unfortunate.

1915
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,520
We believe it to be unfortunate.

1916
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,960
That is a great point.

1917
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,200
In their eyes, they may say, well, you know what?

1918
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,400
Your brother's gay.

1919
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,080
Your sister's gay.

1920
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,440
And they're friends.

1921
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,040
You live around an entire community that's gay.

1922
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,200
You might as well just embrace it.

1923
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:22,400
That may work for them in their little community.

1924
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,480
Yeah, it may.

1925
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,600
But it's less than 5% of the nation.

1926
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,400
They're talking about Oakland.

1927
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,840
They're talking about-

1928
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,160
But hear me here.

1929
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:34,360
Less than 5% of the nation is gay.

1930
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,480
5%.

1931
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,320
That's a lot.

1932
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,520
Of 370 million people?

1933
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:40,800
5% is a lot.

1934
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:41,480
No, it isn't.

1935
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,760
It's a lot of people, but it's small compared to everyone else.

1936
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,240
It's 1 out of 20 people.

1937
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,520
So do you really think it's a-

1938
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,120
No.

1939
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:49,920
Do the math.

1940
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,280
Not 1 out of 20 people.

1941
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,040
There's no way.

1942
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:53,880
No way.

1943
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,480
It's actually 4 out of 20.

1944
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,040
No, dude, it's 5 out of-

1945
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,200
If 5% is 1 out of 20.

1946
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,080
How many 20s are in 100?

1947
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,400
Three.

1948
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,400
How many 20s are in 100?

1949
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,880
There are 5 20s in 100.

1950
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,040
There you go.

1951
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,840
It's 5 people out of 100.

1952
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,040
Correct.

1953
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,280
So what the fuck?

1954
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,480
It's 1 out of 20.

1955
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,080
It's a tiny ass number.

1956
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,280
It's a half a person out of 10.

1957
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,360
Can you stop confusing-

1958
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,200
Those don't exist.

1959
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,120
Half people don't exist.

1960
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,720
Yeah, half people don't exist.

1961
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,800
Well, what if they're trans?

1962
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,480
Then there are multiple people.

1963
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,560
There are a male on top and a female on bottom.

1964
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:36,960
Right.

1965
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,840
Anyway-

1966
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:44,600
And there's a lot of schools with these groups or boards

1967
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,400
or whatever that are inviting these kids to say,

1968
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,840
you don't need to tell your parents to come to this.

1969
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,360
Great.

1970
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,760
But you can be open with us.

1971
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,560
And it's basically this, what we're seeing, the drag shit.

1972
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,400
Trans, gay, or whatever it is.

1973
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,240
Right?

1974
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,440
And I'm not saying that some of those kids

1975
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:10,040
need to have an outlet or not an outlet, but a support system.

1976
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:10,920
Right.

1977
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,120
It's not easy.

1978
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,120
It can't be.

1979
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:18,000
It's not an easy thing to grow up and realize, hey, I'm gay.

1980
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,320
And you're going to face a bigotry and shit like that.

1981
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:20,720
Agreed.

1982
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,520
I understand that.

1983
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:21,760
I get it.

1984
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,080
Agreed.

1985
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:22,440
I do too.

1986
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,120
You're not going to get it from me or hopefully my kids

1987
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:25,920
or anything like that.

1988
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,160
But you're going to get it from some people.

1989
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:27,720
You are.

1990
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,520
And there's a support team out there,

1991
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,440
but I think they're going about it the wrong way.

1992
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:34,440
Agreed.

1993
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,280
You don't do it.

1994
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,160
You don't do it sideways.

1995
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,120
You don't do it behind the parents' backs.

1996
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,000
And you don't force it.

1997
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:40,520
Absolutely.

1998
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:41,400
You don't force it.

1999
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,040
They're doing it in a very divisive way.

2000
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,120
You let the kids come to you.

2001
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,240
You say, hey, this group is out here.

2002
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,200
Come see me if you want.

2003
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:52,560
Just to be clear, just to go back like 15 subjects ago,

2004
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:57,600
remember when I said something about butt cancer?

2005
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,360
Yes.

2006
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,080
No, it was colon cancer.

2007
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:04,520
Well, it was actually rectal cancer.

2008
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:05,720
Well, he found colon cancer.

2009
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,880
So there's two different things?

2010
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,800
He did, but I was actually referring to something else.

2011
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,360
And it's that the rectal cancer trials

2012
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,800
delivered unheard of results.

2013
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,440
That's great.

2014
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:16,200
That's what it was.

2015
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,960
That's why I said butt cancer.

2016
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,720
So is there an anal cancer, an erectal cancer,

2017
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:22,840
and a colon cancer?

2018
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,640
Well, it sounds like the whole region is.

2019
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,400
I think there is.

2020
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,160
I think there is.

2021
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,800
Those are all different anatomy parts.

2022
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,320
Well, you have the small intestine

2023
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:31,400
and the large intestine.

2024
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:36,600
So I imagine there are many types of infections and cancers.

2025
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:37,200
Well, there is.

2026
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,800
You can get cancer, like pancreatic cancer, liver

2027
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,880
cancer, kidney, lung.

2028
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,120
You can get cancer anywhere.

2029
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,280
And all that shit, right?

2030
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:43,880
It's crazy.

2031
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,120
So my mom had breast cancer.

2032
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,040
And it went to her spine.

2033
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,120
You don't get cancer.

2034
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,560
Went to her skull.

2035
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,800
If you don't go to the doctor.

2036
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:51,840
Moved to her bone.

2037
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:52,600
So breast cancer.

2038
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,280
She had breast cancer in her bones.

2039
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:56,280
Good Lord.

2040
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,960
Because it, what do you want to call it?

2041
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,200
Commandeared the cells.

2042
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,120
No, it mutated.

2043
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,920
So breast cancer can mutate into what they call herceptin 2,

2044
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,920
to a HER2 type of cancer.

2045
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,160
And it moved into the bone.

2046
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,680
So it started as breast cancer.

2047
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,320
She had the mastectomies and all that good stuff.

2048
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,960
Did they catch it late?

2049
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,840
Early, late, normal?

2050
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:18,440
I don't know.

2051
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,160
Did I say normal?

2052
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,600
When she turned 50, she told me this once.

2053
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,520
She goes, I wish I never turned 50.

2054
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,800
Because that's when she found out she had breast cancer.

2055
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,960
She had the mastectomy.

2056
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,720
And then everything was fine for a couple of years.

2057
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,200
And then it moved to her bones.

2058
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,480
And then basically, it's breast cancer in your bones.

2059
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,000
So it turns your bones brittle.

2060
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,080
Then it moved around, moved around, moved around.

2061
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,000
And finally ended up in her brain.

2062
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,840
So even breast cancer can move anywhere.

2063
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,280
Any cancer can move anywhere.

2064
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:45,800
Correct.

2065
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,080
That's what I was trying to say.

2066
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,560
I was like, just because you say breast cancer,

2067
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,880
doesn't mean it's only in your breast.

2068
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:50,400
That's right.

2069
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,320
That's where it starts.

2070
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:52,320
That's where it starts.

2071
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,800
But it can change and spread into other places.

2072
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,160
So if you say you have, well, pancreatic cancer is bad,

2073
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,960
because that kills you pretty quickly.

2074
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,440
How long was her battle?

2075
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,920
13 years.

2076
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,080
Damn.

2077
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,920
50, and she passed away at 63.

2078
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,600
She fought it hard.

2079
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:10,400
She fought it hard.

2080
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,040
She fought it hard.

2081
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,280
For her.

2082
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,240
And she had a lot of problems along the way.

2083
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:15,240
And she had some good times.

2084
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,360
And she had definitely some really difficult times.

2085
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,080
But I guess the thing is, when you hear someone have breast

2086
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,400
cancer, just don't assume that it's in the breast cancer.

2087
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,120
That's right.

2088
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,640
It turns into something else.

2089
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,280
Because man, we can get breast cancer.

2090
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,200
Absolutely.

2091
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,680
It's not as vocalized.

2092
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,120
Or I don't know if it's as common, but it can happen.

2093
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:33,920
Yes, it can.

2094
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,240
Right.

2095
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,480
And so the frustrating thing about that is,

2096
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,240
they probably was like, she got better,

2097
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,440
and then had a setback.

2098
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:41,760
Got better, and then a setback.

2099
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:42,480
Well, not really.

2100
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,960
I mean, she had the mastectomy.

2101
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,560
She had that.

2102
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,120
And when it moved to her bones, the doctor told her, it says,

2103
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,240
if it pops up into your bones, we

2104
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,800
could treat it as it comes up.

2105
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:52,800
And that's what they did.

2106
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,440
And he said, if it moves to your soft tissue.

2107
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,080
And so they knew that, like immediately.

2108
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:56,400
Yeah.

2109
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,880
They're like, you're never going to be cured of this.

2110
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:58,560
Oh, shit.

2111
01:09:58,560 --> 01:09:59,440
Why?

2112
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:00,680
It's just the nature of.

2113
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,320
But there are a number of women that have breast cancer,

2114
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:06,040
and they caught it early enough.

2115
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,120
Not hers.

2116
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,760
Hers turned into something, a different version

2117
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:10,440
of breast cancer.

2118
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,200
Oh, man.

2119
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,680
More aggressive.

2120
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,320
Malignant.

2121
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:14,720
More malignant, more aggressive.

2122
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,520
The standard, it's like I said, it's

2123
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:20,160
called HER2, H-E-R. I don't know if there's two R's or not.

2124
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,840
HER-2 type of breast cancer.

2125
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,720
And it mutated, then it went to her bones.

2126
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,360
And they treated that as it popped up.

2127
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:27,800
And she had all kinds of problems.

2128
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,320
And it moved into her skull, hit the nerve,

2129
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,920
and half her face got paralyzed.

2130
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,880
And they treated that as it came up.

2131
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:39,560
And then they told her, if it moves into your soft tissue,

2132
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,400
that's the end.

2133
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,520
We can't treat it at that point.

2134
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,280
And it moved to her brain, and it just

2135
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,680
got bigger and bigger and bigger,

2136
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,040
and that's what ended up getting her.

2137
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,960
I'm sorry.

2138
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,320
What a tough battle right there.

2139
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:51,800
It was.

2140
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:56,240
And she had some good years.

2141
01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:58,440
Like I said, she battled for 13.

2142
01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:03,440
And probably the last five were really, really tough for her.

2143
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,520
Oh, yeah.

2144
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,920
Because she knew it was happening.

2145
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,040
She knew she was on the losing side of it.

2146
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:09,520
Right.

2147
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,640
She was bedridden for the last year and a half.

2148
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,040
So she couldn't walk anymore.

2149
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,800
And it hit her spine.

2150
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,920
It got on her spine, and she had back surgery and all

2151
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,360
that kind of stuff.

2152
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,360
Anyway, I don't want to dig too deep into that.

2153
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:27,040
But I guess the key is just because you hear cancer,

2154
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,840
like Sean's talking about, anal cancer.

2155
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:30,760
Right.

2156
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,240
I don't know.

2157
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:31,920
Does that mutate?

2158
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:32,680
Could it come?

2159
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,200
Yes.

2160
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,640
If you have anal cancer, could it move into your colon?

2161
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:36,680
Can it move into your liver?

2162
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:37,600
Can it move into those?

2163
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,080
Most of the time, it's where it starts and then

2164
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,000
where it spreads.

2165
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,960
Right.

2166
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:42,920
So yes.

2167
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:43,640
Right.

2168
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,160
Yeah.

2169
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,120
So anyway, it's nasty shit.

2170
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:47,480
And if they found a cure.

2171
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,000
I thank you for sharing that story,

2172
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,000
because there was a lot of listeners probably

2173
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,760
that have a story about that.

2174
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:54,280
Right?

2175
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,400
A lot of dudes, I guess.

2176
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,480
Oh my god.

2177
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,680
It's tough.

2178
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,600
13 years is a long time.

2179
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,040
Cancer touches everybody, guys.

2180
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,240
Jeff, honestly, I'm always honest.

2181
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:08,040
13 years of torture for everyone.

2182
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:08,520
Yeah.

2183
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,120
Yeah.

2184
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,720
It's just like you don't know.

2185
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:14,040
And it's bittersweet when she passed.

2186
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,080
But god.

2187
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:15,840
I mean.

2188
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,680
I'll tell you what.

2189
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,760
My parents retired out in Tahoe.

2190
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,640
Plus all the extra stuff they had going on.

2191
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:21,960
Right.

2192
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:22,480
Yeah.

2193
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,040
So my parents retired out in Tahoe.

2194
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,160
And their plan was, I mean, they retired.

2195
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:26,680
Right.

2196
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:27,920
They found their dream home.

2197
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:28,560
They built it.

2198
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,280
They're going to live happily ever after.

2199
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,720
And they wanted to travel.

2200
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,280
That was going to be their home base.

2201
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,400
And they're going to travel.

2202
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,400
And it never happened.

2203
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:36,280
Right.

2204
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,200
Ever happened.

2205
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,480
That's right.

2206
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:42,840
She came out and visited us last time in 2005.

2207
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,680
And it was hell on her to travel because it hurt.

2208
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:46,200
Yeah.

2209
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,480
And that was the last time she came here to Dallas.

2210
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,720
And she passed away in 2007.

2211
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,200
Yeah.

2212
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:57,200
So their goal, it changed my perspective.

2213
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,760
Do I live for today?

2214
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,400
Live for today?

2215
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,360
20 years down the road.

2216
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:02,200
Absolutely.

2217
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:03,400
Because I see what happened to my mom.

2218
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,720
I know when I turned 50, that was a big thing for me.

2219
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:06,200
Yeah.

2220
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,800
I was like, what's going to happen?

2221
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,080
Is it going to, am I all of a sudden going to get cancer?

2222
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:11,440
Right.

2223
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,880
That happened to my mom.

2224
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:13,520
Right.

2225
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:14,280
She turned 50.

2226
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,360
We're all 50.

2227
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,000
We're all 50.

2228
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,160
She had cancer at this point in her life.

2229
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,720
And you hear that story all the time.

2230
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:23,520
It's like everybody saves their money waiting for retirement

2231
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,400
when they get sick.

2232
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,480
They can't walk.

2233
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,560
Or they can't this or that or that.

2234
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:30,720
I mean, live for today.

2235
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:34,280
The answer is, I answer it for you, in my opinion,

2236
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,120
live for today.

2237
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:35,640
Yeah.

2238
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,800
63, that's 10 years from now.

2239
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,080
That doesn't mean be irresponsible

2240
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:42,040
and drain your bank account to have no retirement.

2241
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,240
It doesn't mean that.

2242
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:46,680
But it means seize every opportunity you have now.

2243
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,920
Now.

2244
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,720
Yeah.

2245
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:50,720
You know what I mean?

2246
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:54,360
Your bucket list that you put together, execute it now.

2247
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,480
Yeah, start doing it.

2248
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:55,720
Maybe.

2249
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:56,400
Start doing it.

2250
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:56,960
Start doing it.

2251
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,440
Save the bigger things for later, the expensive things

2252
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,320
that you can afford.

2253
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,760
You know, I'll tell you, this is one of the reasons

2254
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,400
why I want to go camping.

2255
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:06,920
Yeah.

2256
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:08,200
And I want to delay it.

2257
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:11,160
I'll tell you, one of the number, not just death,

2258
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:16,000
but the fact that, honestly, I'm fat.

2259
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,280
And it's tough to do shit.

2260
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:18,800
Right.

2261
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,400
All right?

2262
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,640
And the fact that I went down to Amarillo

2263
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,800
and did a climbed up a fucking mountain

2264
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,520
and went into that cave, I did it.

2265
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,400
And it was tough.

2266
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,120
The fuck that Jeff and I went on Lake Tahoe and did what we did.

2267
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,280
It was tough.

2268
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:35,480
We both died.

2269
01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:36,840
You know, but we did it.

2270
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,440
We could have died on that mountain.

2271
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:41,120
I want to continue.

2272
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,080
I think we could have.

2273
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:44,040
I mean, we could have.

2274
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:45,360
I see those videos you pull up.

2275
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,680
I was like, god, I look like shit, for one thing.

2276
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:52,560
And I couldn't breathe, swollen.

2277
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,800
But I want to continue to challenge myself

2278
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:55,800
and do things.

2279
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,640
What's the plan?

2280
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,880
What's the plan to get into shape?

2281
01:14:58,880 --> 01:14:59,800
Well, hold on.

2282
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,840
Getting into shape isn't.

2283
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:05,440
Well, we got to do things like control

2284
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:09,400
how much we're drinking on podcast night and not cheat.

2285
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,320
The goal was to have two bourbons and two beers.

2286
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,720
Nailed it.

2287
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,440
You cheated.

2288
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,360
I poured a little more.

2289
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,360
Both you and Jeff cheated.

2290
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,520
No, I had two bourbons and two beers.

2291
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,400
No, I poured more.

2292
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,880
And that was my fault. I own that.

2293
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:24,920
It was my fault.

2294
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:25,920
Yeah.

2295
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,640
He measured it out.

2296
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,760
Sean was sticking to it.

2297
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,920
He measured it out.

2298
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:31,800
I poured more.

2299
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,640
And I love you.

2300
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:40,680
But look, it's got to be like that.

2301
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:42,640
So the question is, how are we going to do it?

2302
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,880
You have to be diligent.

2303
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:45,640
And you got to follow the rules.

2304
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,160
And diet exercise.

2305
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:49,600
See, what you should have done, Sean, is you stopped me

2306
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:50,600
when I was pouring it to yours.

2307
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,960
You should have stopped me before I poured it in the mine.

2308
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:55,440
Well, that's not my position.

2309
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,240
We all have to hold each other accountable.

2310
01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,200
Exactly.

2311
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,720
Because all of us are going to get weak.

2312
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,920
I was weak downstairs.

2313
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,520
And I poured because I was like, I want more.

2314
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,840
Well, you want me to slap you?

2315
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,840
No, just say, hey.

2316
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:05,840
Go on Paul.

2317
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,000
All you would have done is say, hey, we said.

2318
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Throw down.

2319
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,360
Like, tear his mask off and punch him in the face.

2320
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,960
But all you have to do is say is, hey, we agreed to bourbons.

2321
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:17,960
That would have stopped me.

2322
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:18,960
Wow.

2323
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:19,960
It would have stopped me.

2324
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:20,960
I don't know about to stop Paul.

2325
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:21,960
It would have stopped me.

2326
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,680
I said two bourbons, two beers.

2327
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,120
But it'll be you next time.

2328
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:26,120
Who's going to want more?

2329
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:27,120
That's right.

2330
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:29,440
And that's going to be responsible for us to say.

2331
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:30,440
What are we supposed to do?

2332
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:31,440
Are we supposed to save your life?

2333
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:34,040
I mean, I said it out loud.

2334
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:37,040
Well, after I had already poured Paul and I.

2335
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,720
No, no, I said it.

2336
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,800
No, you didn't say it was after I have video proof.

2337
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:42,800
No, you don't.

2338
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,800
You said it after.

2339
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,080
And I noticed because you went because you went really.

2340
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,080
What the hell?

2341
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,080
And I was in the middle of pouring.

2342
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:50,080
You did, dude.

2343
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:51,080
Yeah.

2344
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,080
You want me to play it again?

2345
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,080
That is not real.

2346
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:56,920
Well, I think we have to as uncomfortable as it may be sometimes, as much as we don't

2347
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:57,920
want to hear it.

2348
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,360
Sometimes we have to hold each other accountable.

2349
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,920
So I want to.

2350
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,760
I wanted to sell to say one.

2351
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:06,800
I want to change subject like a fucking straight 90 year.

2352
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,320
That's a normal.

2353
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:09,560
That's the norm.

2354
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,640
So we I got on Good News Network dot org.

2355
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:13,640
I like that.

2356
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:18,040
I like to pull up some happy shit every now and then.

2357
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:22,040
And they have it's with everything going on on the planet.

2358
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:24,360
They have celebrity deaths on their.

2359
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,360
That's happy news.

2360
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,360
Yeah.

2361
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:27,360
So that never what they do.

2362
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:28,360
I'll be happy.

2363
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,360
Sorry.

2364
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,360
So they do have May 20, 2022.

2365
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,480
OK, go.

2366
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:39,640
They are still in the South America in the Brazilian jungles.

2367
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:44,800
They are still finding indigenous tribes.

2368
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,040
They're finding hidden societies.

2369
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,040
Correct.

2370
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,120
That just haven't been found.

2371
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:52,960
They're just it is amazing.

2372
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:53,960
It is.

2373
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,960
It is absolutely.

2374
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:58,160
So they use the technology of because I already read it.

2375
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,640
And it's very difficult to read.

2376
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,960
They're using laser essentially.

2377
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:07,960
And so they have these drones that will fly over the area and they just shoot lasers down

2378
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:12,480
and they get a finding settlements of humans.

2379
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:13,480
Well not humans.

2380
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,200
No, just old societies that used to live there.

2381
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:16,200
Oh, yeah.

2382
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:17,200
Well, they're talking about archeology.

2383
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,200
Correct.

2384
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:21,680
But they're every now and then they'll find a tribe that's like so deep in there.

2385
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:27,000
And that has never seen the one of the picture overhead and the end.

2386
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,320
And one of the young warriors has his his bow.

2387
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,160
He's got like a big lip plate.

2388
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,120
No, but he has his bow drawn.

2389
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:36,680
He has his bow drawn and they have huts in the middle of the Amazon.

2390
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,680
That was 20 years ago.

2391
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,680
He's got it.

2392
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:39,680
And I was that low.

2393
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,680
It wasn't.

2394
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:41,680
He's got his bow drawn.

2395
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:46,200
He's getting ready to fire his air or whatever the airplane was like or whatever is taking

2396
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,200
the picture.

2397
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,200
It was an F 18.

2398
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,200
It was an F 18.

2399
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,200
It was a Tomcat F 14.

2400
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,960
It was Tom Cruise.

2401
01:18:53,960 --> 01:19:01,520
But anyways, just recently, they found another very large place where it's a very old over

2402
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:02,520
900 years ago.

2403
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:03,520
Yeah, you're talking about archeology.

2404
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,520
Why can't I say that word right now?

2405
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:07,520
Dead civilization.

2406
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,520
Archeological.

2407
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:09,520
Archeological.

2408
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:10,520
Correct.

2409
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,720
There are a fucking pyramids down there.

2410
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:13,720
Oh, yeah.

2411
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:14,720
That's what I'm saying.

2412
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:19,720
So, a paper published this week in Nature reveals that down in the alluvial plain.

2413
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:20,720
Alluvial.

2414
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,720
What did you say?

2415
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:22,720
Alluvial.

2416
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,360
Alluvial.

2417
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:28,520
That's very much no, very much a geological term.

2418
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,520
Alluvial fans.

2419
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:34,360
Flourished in an Argarian low density urban society for 900 years.

2420
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:35,360
Argarian?

2421
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,400
Hundreds of acres of.

2422
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,400
Bulgarian?

2423
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:43,760
Earthwork, canals, walls, fortifications and large pyramids.

2424
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,760
Okay.

2425
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:45,760
Underground.

2426
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:46,760
Large pyramids.

2427
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:49,840
We're not talking about the Aztec.

2428
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:50,840
We're talking about pyramids.

2429
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:51,840
Correct.

2430
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:54,920
Those were pyramids too.

2431
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:55,920
They were not.

2432
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:56,920
The Aztec built pyramids.

2433
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:57,920
Yes, they did.

2434
01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:58,920
I've never seen an Aztec pyramid.

2435
01:19:58,920 --> 01:19:59,920
Was it a Mayan pyramid?

2436
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:00,920
Well, you talk about Mayan pyramids?

2437
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:01,920
No, they have Mayan structures, but they don't have pyramids.

2438
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:02,920
Oh, they're pyramids.

2439
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:03,920
Right there.

2440
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:04,920
That looks like a pyramid to me.

2441
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:05,920
All right.

2442
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:06,920
Well, I stand corrected.

2443
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:07,920
I guess they are.

2444
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:08,920
That is Jake Long.

2445
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:09,920
And fuck off.

2446
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:10,920
Well, anyway, you know what?

2447
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:11,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2448
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:12,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2449
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:13,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2450
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:14,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2451
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:15,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2452
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2453
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:21,920
I'm going to go ahead and say that.

2454
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:25,280
Anyway, so your point, they're finding stuff buried under the ground.

2455
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,920
Well, they just found a new one.

2456
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,560
That's what I asked.

2457
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:29,560
Is it Aztec?

2458
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,560
Is that what you're thinking?

2459
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,560
Well, they say it's a Casabra culture.

2460
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:36,560
A Casarabba.

2461
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,480
This is in Brazil.

2462
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:42,440
This is in South America.

2463
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,440
Where were the Aztecs?

2464
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,440
Were they in Mexico?

2465
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,440
Yes.

2466
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,440
Central America.

2467
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,440
So Central America.

2468
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,440
So it may have been...

2469
01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:49,440
The whole of Central America.

2470
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,440
So it may have been an offshoot.

2471
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:51,440
All right.

2472
01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:56,440
So this would be right down...if you were like Amazonia...

2473
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:59,440
Oh, that's way south.

2474
01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:02,440
That's nowhere near Central America.

2475
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,440
We're talking about Peru.

2476
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:05,440
It's in Peru.

2477
01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:06,440
Or Bolivia.

2478
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:07,440
No, it's central.

2479
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:11,440
It's right...if you were to take the top bottom of South America and cut a line in the middle

2480
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,440
of it, it's dead center.

2481
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:15,440
And it's a little bit on the west side.

2482
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:19,440
Where's the equator?

2483
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:20,440
Way north.

2484
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,440
Yeah.

2485
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:22,440
Like Ecuador?

2486
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,440
Yeah.

2487
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:24,440
Region?

2488
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:25,440
All right.

2489
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:26,440
Yeah.

2490
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:27,440
Equador.

2491
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:28,440
That's the fastest thing to me.

2492
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,440
And how we're talking about...

2493
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:30,440
That's not how you say the country.

2494
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,440
What'd you say?

2495
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,440
Where do you live?

2496
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:33,440
I live in Equador.

2497
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,440
Equador.

2498
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:35,440
Sorry.

2499
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:36,440
Sorry.

2500
01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:39,440
That was a dickish comment right there.

2501
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,440
Yeah.

2502
01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:41,440
It happened though.

2503
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:46,440
So it's fascinating.

2504
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:52,440
These places, even like they're talking about how the UFOs, there are more and more stories

2505
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:54,440
that are coming out about the UFOs.

2506
01:21:54,440 --> 01:22:02,440
Oh, they started an official declassification of...they had a UFO hearing.

2507
01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:03,440
Yeah, they did.

2508
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:04,440
They didn't say anything though.

2509
01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:05,440
Yeah.

2510
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:06,440
Well, they said tons.

2511
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:07,440
They said, but no one listened.

2512
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:08,440
No one listened.

2513
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:13,440
No, they released all sorts of shit.

2514
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:14,440
They were like, you know what?

2515
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:19,440
We're going to do the Johnny Depp fucking court hearing that took over the UFO.

2516
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:24,000
But what I heard was is they had behind closed doors meetings that actually released all

2517
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,440
the good stuff that will not be privy to.

2518
01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:27,440
Well, right.

2519
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,800
So they talked about it.

2520
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,960
But they didn't release the good stuff.

2521
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:37,600
But yeah, but the reality is we are being visited and it's a national...it's a global

2522
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:41,360
concern...global security concern.

2523
01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:42,360
So here's the buzz.

2524
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,360
It is.

2525
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,360
Here's the buzz.

2526
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,680
Are they probing us for like an invasion?

2527
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:47,680
Here's the buzz.

2528
01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:48,680
What's going on?

2529
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:54,560
The buzz is that they have Thanos.

2530
01:22:54,560 --> 01:23:00,320
The buzz is that they are coming out of the water and they're not coming from the outer

2531
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:01,320
space.

2532
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:02,320
Oh.

2533
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:03,320
So it's like Atlantis.

2534
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:06,320
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

2535
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,320
Why?

2536
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:10,440
I don't know yet.

2537
01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:12,400
So there is...well that is the buzz.

2538
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,120
So they're not extraterrestrials then?

2539
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:15,120
Well, no, they're not.

2540
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,040
Well, I mean, that's what the buzz is.

2541
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,040
So they're ocean terrestrial.

2542
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,760
It's Aquaman and his friends.

2543
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,920
Well, what they're saying is that under...

2544
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:26,560
It could be the porpoises and dolphins who are smart.

2545
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:30,400
The initial crust of the earth, there are...

2546
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,400
Kaiju?

2547
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,400
Huge caverns.

2548
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,320
They developed flying saucers underwater.

2549
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:36,320
I don't believe this at all.

2550
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,320
The porpoises.

2551
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,320
Now, it's retarded.

2552
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,320
They're from another planet.

2553
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:43,080
Well, what about the little Tic Tac things, the little Tic Tac flying things that are

2554
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:46,920
moving from zero to a hundred in a second?

2555
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:47,920
Show me proof of that.

2556
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,920
I know, the planet.

2557
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,680
Well, there's videos from fighter pilots that have it.

2558
01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:55,120
There's a lot of things that they could do on video and the videos are always terrible.

2559
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:58,800
I mean, you're asking for proof, so that's the proof they have.

2560
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,280
I don't believe it though.

2561
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,720
All right, well there you go.

2562
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,760
Look up Tic Tac UFO video.

2563
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:08,040
It's all true.

2564
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:09,040
You can't say it's not true.

2565
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,040
Have you guys not been visited?

2566
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:11,040
I can say it's not true.

2567
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,920
You can say it, but there's no proof that it's not true.

2568
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,720
There's no real proof that it's real either.

2569
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,240
That's my point.

2570
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,240
If you draw...

2571
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:21,000
It goes back to the same thing as Godreal.

2572
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,000
Right.

2573
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,000
Nobody knows.

2574
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,000
I think it's...

2575
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,000
No, hold on.

2576
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:29,680
If you were to draw a circle and say, let's make a pie and say, how much shit do you know

2577
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:30,680
on this planet?

2578
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:31,680
Draw it out.

2579
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:32,680
On the pie.

2580
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,020
On the pie chart, you got one to one hundred.

2581
01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:35,600
I know 97%.

2582
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:40,040
Well, that two and a half percent you don't know is right here.

2583
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,040
Should be flying Tic Tacs.

2584
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:42,040
Tic Tacs.

2585
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:45,240
No, the two and a half percent that I don't know, Jeff knows.

2586
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,240
Yeah.

2587
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:49,160
You're dumb as...

2588
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:51,880
So fly the Tic Tac pill shaped UFO.

2589
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:52,880
That's a mouthful.

2590
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:53,880
It's retarded.

2591
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,880
It's retarded.

2592
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:55,880
I know...

2593
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:56,880
Why can't they get a better image?

2594
01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:57,880
I don't know.

2595
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:58,880
Never.

2596
01:24:58,880 --> 01:24:59,880
They never can.

2597
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:00,880
Just like Sasquatch.

2598
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:01,880
Why can't they get a better image?

2599
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:02,880
No, time out.

2600
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:03,880
Whoa.

2601
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:04,880
That's not real.

2602
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:05,880
Why can't they get a better image?

2603
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:06,880
Is Sasquatch Bigfoot?

2604
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:09,440
I've seen the movie Bigfoot and the Henderson or whatever it is.

2605
01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:10,440
Harry and the Hendersons.

2606
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:11,440
Whatever.

2607
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,440
It's real.

2608
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,440
It's real.

2609
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:14,440
Was that with Bill Murray?

2610
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,840
No, it was with John Lithgow.

2611
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:17,840
Oh, it was.

2612
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:19,800
It's a great movie, by the way.

2613
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:20,800
I want...

2614
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:21,800
Shut up.

2615
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:25,520
I want movie tickets from a radio station to go...

2616
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:28,000
That's why you think it's great because you want tickets.

2617
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,560
It could have been like out of Africa.

2618
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:32,560
So for the record...

2619
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:33,960
You know how when they...

2620
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,800
Dudes like us, for the record, you're saying you don't believe in UFOs.

2621
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:37,960
I do.

2622
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,760
I don't believe this.

2623
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:40,760
Do you believe in UFOs?

2624
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:41,760
No, not really.

2625
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,400
A hundred percent do.

2626
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:44,760
A million percent do.

2627
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:45,760
No.

2628
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,760
We're being visited.

2629
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:48,100
Why don't you?

2630
01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:50,160
Do I believe they're aliens?

2631
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:53,760
Are there UFOs out there that could be another country that's unidentified?

2632
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:54,760
No.

2633
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:56,760
Are you believing that it's an alien?

2634
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:57,760
Alien.

2635
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:58,760
No.

2636
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,160
Do I believe there's aliens out there?

2637
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:02,160
Yes.

2638
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,760
I believe they're flying around our planet now.

2639
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:04,760
Wraps it up.

2640
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:05,760
It's June 8th.

2641
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:06,760
It's Dudes Like Us.

2642
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,760
My name is Sean.

2643
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:08,760
No, he did not like your answer.

2644
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:09,760
He did not like my answer.

2645
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:10,760
No, no.

2646
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:11,760
I like your answer.

2647
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:12,760
Your answer's fine.

2648
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:13,760
I think it's a good answer.

2649
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760
Yeah, you know what?

2650
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:15,760
People have their...

2651
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:16,760
People believe all kinds of stuff.

2652
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:17,760
Are you liberal?

2653
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:18,760
No.

2654
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:19,760
Are you a Democrat?

2655
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:20,760
So aliens is now a political...

2656
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:21,760
Yes.

2657
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:22,760
You either believe it or you don't.

2658
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:23,760
Yeah.

2659
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:26,160
If you don't believe that there are aliens, then you're a fucking liberal.

2660
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:31,600
Well, I mean, with a never-ending vacuum of space...

2661
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,760
It's hard to fathom that there's not something else out there.

2662
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:35,760
Well, I agree with that 100%.

2663
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:36,760
Yes.

2664
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:37,760
But...

2665
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:38,760
Yeah, our...

2666
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:39,760
But...

2667
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:42,200
My question is, how do you reconcile that religiously?

2668
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:47,040
Well, that's why they will never release it, is because it'll cause chaos throughout the

2669
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,040
world.

2670
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:49,040
I've had that conversation.

2671
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:50,720
We need to save that for the next podcast.

2672
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:51,720
Dudes Like Us.

2673
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,720
Let's roll.

2674
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,720
Sean, Sean.

2675
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:54,720
I'm Paul.

2676
01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,160
And I'm Jeff.

2677
01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,760
And we will see you guys next week.

2678
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:23,440
Happy