Thank you, Mr. Paul.
A part two beer.
Part two beer, part two bourbon, part two everything.
This wonderful beginning of summer.
It was freaking hot today.
Mid summer it was.
It's getting hot very early this year.
Ninety-four today.
It was hot.
It's climate change.
It is climate change.
If we had just listened to Al Gore when we had the opportunity.
How many years left do we have?
He said 12 years ago, 15 years ago.
I thought it was supposed to get cold.
Oh shit.
Is it supposed to get cold or hot?
I mean.
What do you mean?
It would make more sense it would be getting cold with all the pollution.
Why would it get hotter?
Because it's trapping the heat.
I don't know.
Well, back in the 70s, Time magazine had the great ice ages coming.
Something to that effect.
Where they thought the next ice age it was going to cool.
Well ice ages.
That didn't happen.
Well hold on.
Ice ages take like five to ten thousand years.
Well I know.
But they had four versions come out in about ten years.
Yeah.
Ice ages are like.
I thought you were talking about the movie.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sid the Swamp.
Manny the Mammoth.
Because my father was a geologist and he's like, nah, we're going through an ice.
We're entering an ice age.
And I'm like, are you sure with all the global warming?
Global warming doesn't exist.
I know it doesn't.
But I wanted to ask him.
He's like, no, we're going into a cooling period.
And I'm like, well, can you get on Fox News and tell everybody?
Just like the Weather Channel guy?
Yeah, the founder.
Oh, he threw down.
Yeah.
We've covered that before.
That was good stuff.
Well, I also heard something that that kind of intrigued me.
I haven't looked into it more.
It was there's a difference between climate and weather.
Yes.
So climate change means like the climate here in Texas, specifically North Texas, is this.
But we get weather every day.
You get wind that comes in.
You get low and high pressure.
That's what I mean.
So you can't say.
Causes all these.
We have a hundred degree day today.
That was the weather.
So you're thinking your whole climate is going to change.
So in North Texas, you're thinking that climate is the temperature.
Weather is the low and high pressure that create the wind in the rain.
Well, the climate is different climate zones.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
So you have like the rainforest.
That's a climate.
Right.
Then you have the desert.
That's a climate.
True.
So climate change is telling me the desert is going to become a rainforest or something
in between.
Right.
You're going to change that climate.
But here's how short sighted everybody is.
Texas was an ocean.
It was a sea.
Yeah.
They're finding sea fossils.
Oh, that's perfect.
Good.
I know.
They're finding sea fossils all over Texas.
So at one point, the earth was very different.
And how do you think it gets that way?
It gets that way very gradually.
And it gets that way because the climate changes.
No, it's because of manmade fossil fuels.
So here's how the water rises and falls because the ice melts.
So if all the ice on the planet were to melt, we'd have like...
Plenty of water.
We would have like one quarter of the landmass.
Yes.
No.
We wouldn't have any.
That's 100 percent not true.
What?
No.
If all the ice in the entire world melted...
You're saying it would be underwater?
No, it would not be.
Wow.
That's not what I heard.
Well, no.
Hell no.
I want to test that.
Well, okay.
Let's look at climate models.
If all the ice melted, how much land would be left?
Yes.
Look that up.
If all the ice melted...
I think it would just be Wisconsin.
That's it.
We'd all be huddled.
We'd be all huddled in mass in Jesus.
In Milwaukee or is it Madison?
Or maybe Green Bay?
Could be Green Bay.
We're all huddled.
The entire world...
We're all going to be Packer fans because that's the only team left.
Yeah, playing itself.
Here's what the world would look like.
See?
Look at that.
Don't get crazy.
Florida's gone.
Okay.
Part of Texas.
Part of Texas, but the bad parts.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, it's a bad part.
It's a bad part.
Oh, it's a video.
There's Australia.
How the earth would look if all the ice melted.
Hold on.
Why does Australia have a gigantic lake in the middle?
Yeah, how did that ice melt?
Yeah, that has nothing to do with anything.
That cold bullshit on that.
Well, that's not a very...
There's a whole lot of lamb ass left.
Exactly.
Thank you.
So I win.
Well, I guess you do.
Like Jeff, I'm right.
Correct.
Well, he's always right.
He's not always right.
He knows stuff.
I'm mostly right.
He was wrong about Northman.
Just a little pub of Africa disappears.
Pub?
Pub.
A little bit of Tripoli.
Oh, it makes some islands, right?
It makes some coasts.
You know what?
You know how everybody wants waterfront property?
You're creating more of it.
We're creating more waterfront property.
I know that might seem...
It's not that bad.
Look at that.
Oh, China takes a hit.
China takes a big hit.
Oh, yes.
Nice.
A lot of new waterfront property.
Shanghai's under the town.
Shanghai's under water.
Japan's fine.
They're a bunch of mountains.
What happens to South America?
Here we go.
Oh, Argentina takes a big hit.
So does... looks like to be the Amazon.
What is that?
I don't know.
What landmass is that?
They're just being stupid now.
Is that Pangaea?
Yeah, they're just being stupid now.
So...
Oh, here's North America.
Oh, man.
This is where?
Oh, that's...
That's Mexico right there.
San Diego.
Hopefully all of Florida is gone.
I mean, San Francisco.
San Francisco's still there.
Damn it.
Portland could potentially fall in.
I'm good with that.
Florida disappears.
Florida gets nuked, bro.
Well, it's low anyway, right?
I mean, it's basically big swamp land anyway.
Yeah.
New Orleans is gone.
Boy, we'd almost have beachfront property here in Dallas.
There we go.
See?
Our land value would go up.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's a lot, though.
Louisiana gets nuked, too.
Yeah, Louisiana's basically gone, according to this simulation.
So every...
Well, there you go.
Every ice age, I mean, so is this...
I mean, does the ice...
I mean, the process of going into an ice age, do we melt completely?
No, no, the opposite.
You freeze.
Yeah, but at some point you gotta melt.
And the glaciers come down.
Oh, yeah, there's ice age and there's...
We're in the melt stage.
No, we're in the ice age.
We're not right now.
Well, that's what my dad said.
But remember, 10,000 years.
You can't look at...
But our ice is shrinking.
Well, you can't look at...
You can't look at the little things that are happening.
So what is he looking at, then?
YouTube.
Oh.
TikTok.
Yeah, I should have said TikTok.
My dad's on TikTok.
Dan Quayle is what you said?
I don't know.
That's what he told me.
He doesn't have a TikTok channel?
No, no.
My dad's convinced the government's spying on everybody.
They're getting there.
Which he's right.
They're getting there with all of these in-home things.
My dad has two computers, two laptops, one that's connected to the Wi-Fi and one that's
not.
And the important stuff he does is on the one that's not because he's convinced he's
gonna get hacked.
So important stuff like...
Right.
Like what?
Exactly.
Solitaire?
So you're using a thumb drive to move files to go to the other one?
I don't know.
Because now all of a sudden the important stuff is now on the other one.
You know the irony of this whole thing?
He's like, yeah.
He calls me.
He's like, I don't understand why this is happening and that's happening.
I'm like, okay, dad.
And I go up and I set online accounts for everything for him.
All of his everything.
And so I set the exact opposite of what he wanted to happen because he thinks he's gonna
get hacked.
Anyway, so I'm logging into all of his stuff.
I'm seeing what his account numbers are.
I'm seeing what his balances are.
I'm taking care of stuff.
I'm transferring stuff.
When it gets low, I'm managing his money, quite honestly.
And it's just ironic that he's like, I don't want to connect to the internet, the wild
world web.
Let's think about thinking.
People think a lot.
And people are thinking that Twitter is gonna be gonna die.
It could.
So it could.
Elon Musk.
I can see it now better than I could last week, put it that way.
So Elon initially went out and was like, hey man, look, I'm gonna buy Twitter.
They were like, no.
And then they were like, wait a minute.
It's probably the best thing for.
No, the board.
The board employees were like, oh my God, we're gonna get saved by the board.
Oh, the board backstabbed us.
I mean, they're a bunch of little crying, little crying bitches, man.
All the people that work at Twitter are the snowflakes.
We were like, they wouldn't be able to handle the real world.
What they did is they got jobs at Twitter and just continued their college career.
A fake, ridiculous world.
Correct.
That is absolutely insane.
So what Elon is doing is he is equalizing the whole media thing.
He is.
And you know what?
And God bless him.
And I think he's gonna do it one little step at a time.
You know, we'll start with Twitter and hopefully he'll gobble up some sort of news program.
What if he were to buy CNN?
He probably could cheap.
Yeah.
Because AT&T just sold it to Warner Brothers.
Can you imagine if he gobbles up like the cable news network?
What about like Don Lamon would think about that?
Oh, dude, they fuck him.
He would be gone.
Brian Stelter.
Oh, what?
I like him, though.
I do think he's really good looking.
He's no.
No, he he can talk.
He could spin his way out of a bunch of bullshit loser, but he's so full of shit.
Oh, they're all a bunch of fucking liars.
I wonder what he's like off the air or is he like, man, I spun that shit good tonight.
Yeah, like high five.
Yeah.
Whoa, dude, you're good.
He's like, dude, this is getting hard.
I mean, does he really believe that shit or is this like, man, I just I sold it.
I'm telling you, these people do believe it.
That's true.
They live in a bubble.
They believe it.
And they don't they don't understand anything outside of that.
Except that they're given talking points and they have to don't don't don't they stop for
a second and go, hmm, well, that's not what he said.
I like it when a college student berated seltzer in front of everybody saying, well, you know,
what happened with he caught out all the all the bad things that CNN is doing.
Everything like the thing, all the controversy.
You're wrong about this.
You're wrong about the Russia, Russia, Russia.
You're wrong about the kid in front of the Indian guy.
You were wrong about.
And they got they got nailed on it.
He was he was like, is it a time for lunch?
Yeah, he was.
He couldn't answer it.
Did you?
Yes.
He goes, is it a time for lunch?
That's that was his response.
Yeah.
Loser.
The thing about it is that he knows, you know, this is all they know.
They all know.
That's my point is that, you know, this is this could be a fantastic thing that Elon's
doing.
I agree.
And it's not a matter of what this is a matter of what's right and wrong.
You know, it's tired that the power of suggestion and this media influence has got to dissolve.
The people are better than that.
Yeah, there is.
I think we're leaning or at least it's so far to the left right now, but it's starting
to show off life.
They're starting to Twitter to the Twitter.
They're starting to twitch to the other side there.
In my opinion, there's a shelf life on this wokeness.
There's a shelf life on this extreme liberalism, like being dominating politics.
Correct.
There's a shelf life to it.
I think it's going to take a while.
I think we're seeing the tip of the switch.
Yep.
It's not we're not all the way there yet, but I think it's started.
I think it's going to be a slippery slope once it gets going.
Yeah, because I think people are starting to open their eyes.
Well, I mean, look what they're talking about with for the next election.
Twenty twenty two like this fall.
Right.
They're saying bloodbath.
Well, they're also well now the press is starting to spin.
Well, maybe not because of Rovers.
Wait, give me a break.
And then you see some some some polls where that's not even ranked right in the consideration
of what people are saying.
You're going to have your hardcore feminists and people who are going to vote that way,
just specifically on that one topic.
You have one topic of voters and then but everyone else you have inflation.
You have a crime.
You have the immigration.
You have the school bullshit that's going on.
Oh, yeah.
And then down here at the bottom, you may have Rovers as Wade.
But I think what people don't understand and maybe they do, I don't know, is this is going
to stop abortions.
It's just going to throw it down to the state level.
That's it.
Yeah.
But what they're arguing is now somebody has to travel fifteen hundred miles to go to a
state that will allow abortion.
And that necessarily.
Well, I mean, maybe.
Yes.
And that could be real.
Right.
Because if Texas says, OK, well, if you really want one.
Right.
Then go do that.
Well, and that's what they're saying.
Now they're saying they're the Democrats.
Time to think about it.
Well, the Democrats are encouraging companies as a benefit to provide airfare for free to
fly somewhere where you can get an abortion.
Fuck that.
No, that's what they're pushing for.
The Democrats are.
No.
If I was a corporation, like, no, not a crazy.
No.
If you want to do that, just like if you want to smoke, there's a surcharge for that.
If you want an abortion, there's a surcharge for that.
Here's what's so incredible.
If you want to fuck irresponsibly and get pregnant, there's a surcharge for that.
And you know what?
We haven't talked about the abortion issue too much because, I mean, it's a hot item.
Right.
It's a hot, hot item.
But you know what?
I've seen plenty of movies in Hollywood and in real life, actresses that talk about having
a child.
It was the most amazing.
Being a mother was the most amazing.
I mean, they cherish childhood.
They cherish having a baby.
They cherish starting a family and yet they're staunchly pro-choice.
Right.
And that's another thing.
So on the conservative side, you have pro-life anti-abortion.
On the other side, you have pro-choice.
Where's anti-life?
I call it pro-abortion.
Yeah.
But have you ever heard the term anti-life?
No.
And isn't it fitting?
Well, it is because today they've gone so far.
That bill they tried to pass.
Yeah.
Up until the point of birth.
Up until that baby is crowning.
Crowning.
You could kill it.
Yeah.
And I sent you guys a video of that lady that says...
Yeah, she was like, wow.
You know what?
What if your baby's two years old?
It's the mother's choice.
Yeah, she was like, it's the mother's choice.
It's the mother's choice.
You know what?
You know why?
That video was kind of misleading because that lady was ignorant and that lady also
knew that she couldn't draw a line.
She was stuck.
Yeah, she was stuck.
She couldn't draw a line to say, oh no, in that instance it's not okay.
No.
She had to say in every instance, it's okay for the mother to choose.
Well, that lady should have said, so could your mom come up right now and shoot you in
the head?
Right.
And she would be justified.
She said, well, it's the mom's choice, going, oh my God, I sound like a fool.
The whole time she's saying it, she knows she sounds like a fool.
But she can't say it.
But she can't put conditions on it.
What was the executive that was saying, well, what's the definition of woman?
And then...
Unless the Supreme Court justices got elected, not elected, but appointed.
Appointed.
She couldn't define a woman because she's not a biologist.
But there was some Asian woman that was... you sent it today.
It was a link where there was some sort of director of AAYA.
Yeah.
What was that?
Somebody... there was a senator or a congressman that was into...
I did send that.
What was that?
But yeah, he was trying to get out of her what the definition of a woman was.
And can men have babies?
And she said, yes, they can.
Because men can have women.
Babies, yeah.
What do you say a woman is?
I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.
Do you believe then that men can become pregnant and have abortions?
Yes.
I mean, yes.
What the hell?
She was thinking, I know this is going to sound really dumb.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes, yes, I can.
Yes, they can.
I think the follow up should be, so that guy, who's obviously a guy, so I can get pregnant
and have an abortion.
So now I have a say in abortion rights.
The reality is, yes, he can.
He can go through a sex change.
I don't know at that age, but no, this has happened.
Good Lord.
No, no, no, this has happened.
But that's the logic.
Men can have babies.
So you're saying, I am a male.
There was...
If I can get pregnant...
There was a male that went through a sex change and got pregnant.
No.
Yes.
It's impossible.
No.
They inserted the womb and ovaries and everything.
Yes.
No.
That's called Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Look it up, Mr. Producer.
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Look it up.
In a movie.
No.
It was a dude.
He had facial hair and everything, and he was pregnant.
No.
That's a chick who tried to turn into a guy who got pregnant.
So they're calling it a man that got pregnant.
Correct.
Yes.
So he's taking testosterone, growing facial hair, and got pregnant.
That was not a man.
That's a woman.
All right.
Here we go.
Is it possible to conceive a baby after a sex change?
No.
From what to what, though?
This was a lady.
All right.
Hold on.
Because when you go through a sex change, I don't know if they...
A male to female.
All right.
Let's just hear it out.
Let's hear it out.
It says, in theory, it is possible...
No.
It's not.
It's very rare.
No.
What do you mean rare?
Has it ever happened?
If a male is actually genetically a female, has a womb, and had hormonal defects that
caused him to appear male, the operation would simply correct some minor structural abnormalities.
Yeah.
But that's not the same thing.
What you saw, Calvin Klein, their new ad...
Woman that became a man.
...when they saw their Mother's Day ad, their Mother's Day ad, Calvin Klein.
To pull that up, Mr. Producer, Calvin Klein Mother's Day ad has a picture, what they're
saying is a man is pregnant with his wife, and she has facial hair, but she's also pregnant.
And she had...
Oh, that's disgusting.
And she had boob surgery, because you can see the scars underneath her boobs when they
pulled her boobs out.
That's great.
Yeah.
That right there.
Hold on.
No.
That right there.
What in the...
No, no.
That picture right there.
No, no.
That's a girl.
That's a woman who has a scar on her face underneath her boobs.
So that is a...
So that girl is just dressed like a guy.
That's a girl who's taken testosterone, had boob surgery, and got in his bed impregnated.
Oh, no.
And they're calling that a man.
I'm sorry.
But that's not really a man.
No.
That's a woman who changed to a man, but left the parts intact.
Look at her thighs.
Correct.
Yeah, those thighs are completely a female's thighs.
Those are female thighs?
Yeah.
Look at the hands.
Look at the hands, very female.
Well, yeah.
Look at the pregnant stomach.
That's very female.
Well, look at the scars underneath the breast.
Well, that's the way I look.
Look at the scars underneath the breast.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Wait a second.
That's how you look?
Yeah.
I wish I'd give birth because I'd love my stomach to go down.
So this was the Calvin Klein Mother's Day ad.
Oh, I never saw it, by the way.
Mother's Day.
It's fucking retarded.
That's retarded.
I'm sorry.
So you probably saw something like this.
The guy's got a hairy belly, or she does, has a hairy belly, has a beard, shaved head,
and she's pregnant.
What about the Project Veritas thing?
We're talking about Elon Musk.
I'm sorry.
The logic doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm with you.
And I don't know how they can argue the fact.
I don't.
I know.
So I know you want to go back to Twitter, but let me talk about the Sports Illustrated.
Oh, the covers?
Yeah, the covers.
The wokeness that's going on out there.
Well, hold on.
Let's talk about that.
There's nothing conclusive.
Are there guys dressed in women's swimsuits?
No, no, no.
That's not what it was.
It was just this one is...
So you're all up in arms because there's an older woman and a fat bitch.
I'm not up in arms about it, but...
It seems like you're bothered.
No, no, no.
And I'm bothered because you're bothered about that.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Who cares?
No, wokeness is creeping into everything.
Yeah, but I don't care that there's old farts on the Sports Illustrated program.
I don't care that you got chubby chasers or you got chubby women on the Sports Illustrated.
That seems to be more realistic.
What I care about is what's seeping in is if you got some dude up there with his junk
hanging out the side of a little bikini bottom and thinking that that's okay.
What if he's tucking?
Dad, I don't care.
I don't care.
Yeah, see.
But I have a problem with that because...
I think tucking is real.
The spirit of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition has nothing to do with dudes.
No.
It has everything to do with us guys, dudes like us, whacking to the oldies on that.
No.
It's not yet.
If it's not this year, it will happen.
It's going to happen.
It's wokeness leads...
It will happen.
Wokeness leads to all of that.
You will see a transgender dude up there.
I don't mind chubby women being on there because the woman they have on the far ride is a little
overweight, but she's not an ugly person and that needs to be appreciated.
The older woman up there, if that is a woman, you know what?
If it is a woman...
Hats off to her, man.
I don't have a problem with that.
To me, Sports Illustrated is supposed to...
The swimsuit edition is supposed to be universal when it comes to...
Celebrating women's bodies.
It's all types.
No matter what they look like.
No, I disagree.
I think it needs to be...
Michelle Obama should be on there with her big ass meat stick muff.
Meat stick.
I think it needs to be Cathy Ireland, Al McPherson.
I think it needs to be...
Cheryl Teague.
Cindy Crawford.
Those types of people.
Cheryl...
Not this.
Now, Kim Kardashian, she's very attractive.
Is that Kim Kardashian?
On the far left.
On the left.
Good Lord.
Look at that ass.
She could moon Europe.
Wow.
She probably could.
She's got a huge ass.
She's a billionaire.
So she is really...
Well, her and her Jay-Z...
Her herself is a billionaire.
Well, because of her reality show.
No, she has a business as well.
She sells makeup and all kinds of shit.
Really?
Yes.
She's a billionaire.
A billionaire.
Good for her.
Talked about the capitalist system.
Hasn't really, you know, been horrible for her and her family.
I think it's ridiculous.
That's what I'm telling...
Both on false pretenses.
It's retarded.
Well, that's what I tell my boys when they're like, yeah, so and so, so rich.
It's like, I don't fault them for being rich.
Absolutely not.
Good for them.
If they can do it, if they can get the money...
I will never fault someone's success as long as it doesn't trample on everyone else.
I will call them an idiot because I think they're trashy.
But I won't fault them for their smarts and their business acumen.
It's got to be legal.
But if people are stupid enough to buy whatever they're selling or whatever services they...
So the problem...
Let's talk about the one in the second one from the left.
Is that a girl or is that a guy?
Don't you...
Now we don't know.
Don't do...
You don't know.
Now we don't know.
Come on.
That's the problem.
That better be a girl.
We don't know.
I think we need to zoom in.
What is this thing going to be released?
But my problem is why do we have to do this in the first place?
Why can't we keep going the way we were doing it?
What was wrong with that?
Well...
So let me go in a different angle.
It was a celebration of the incredible...
Actually I don't care.
I don't look at that.
I don't get the magazine any either.
Let me go a different angle on this.
So imagine women that have spent their whole lives in the pageant system, staying in shape,
staying...
That's so sexist.
No, it isn't.
They're diet...
They're training.
They're training like they are...
We talk about athletes.
Yeah, but it's basically...
Who train for two different...
It has no merit.
Athletes that train for all sorts of stuff.
These women train.
They train for pageants.
They train.
And if any of those women land the cover of Sports Illustrated, that is their modeling
dream.
These women are working hard, working really, really hard to land a cover on that.
And then boom, that happens.
So where's the equity there?
Where's the hardworking girls that are doing everything they can to make sure their bodies
are perfect for...
Well, they're on Pornhub.
I guess.
Are you following me here though?
Yeah.
Suddenly all the rules are changing.
I get what you were saying earlier.
We got to cherish...
All women's bodies are different.
We just cherish all those bodies.
I just don't care.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm tired.
That's how they win.
I'm fat.
Yeah, that's how they win is when you start to care and you're like, oh my God, I'm going
to eat less.
They're hurting little kids.
They're hurting the people that are growing up, the teenagers.
The teenagers, the role models, they're kind of like, I want to be like that.
Fuck that.
You know what you need to be?
You need to be normal.
What is normal?
That's supposedly supposed to be normal.
That is far right.
Far right is not normal.
That shouldn't be normal.
She's overweight.
Okay.
But being overweight is a normal thing.
How many times have we said we need to lose weight because we're not healthy?
You know what?
Would we ever be on the cover of Muscle and Fitness?
Maybe as an example of what not to do.
They're not making an example of her.
Where's the wokeness of that?
Where's the wokeness of GQ of overweight, not working out man being on there?
So dudes like us...
That would never happen.
...have us out there.
That would never happen.
My point is women, little girls like you said, should aspire to be something.
I want to be healthy.
Maybe not anorexic like some of these girls.
Yeah, exactly.
Not anorexic.
I'm not saying you need to be the pencil thin models.
You need to have a healthy looking girl.
If you're looking at like 1800s, 1900s, those women were very frumpy.
Were they?
What did you say?
And they lived to the age of 30.
Clumpy?
What?
And they lived to the age of 30.
Well, did they?
Yes.
They got gangrene when they had a tooth problem.
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying...
And they lost their lower jaw.
Exactly.
Bad things happened quickly back then.
Yes.
Hey, Paul.
They didn't have pelotons.
No, pelotons.
Did you hear about Nancy Pelosi buying memberships for Congress?
The entire Congress.
What in the fuck is going on there?
Time out.
Nancy Pelosi bought...
Not Nancy.
It wasn't Nancy, was it?
That's what I heard.
It was Nancy Pelosi personally bought.
I don't know who is.
But it's either that or the government is funding personal memberships for all of the
Congress.
Oh, my.
Edmund or whatever you call them.
They were like...
So they purchased something for all of Congress so that they could sit on a stationary bike
while they're voting.
$2,000 stationary bike.
And the membership.
And the $300 annual membership.
The iFit membership.
The Peloton, yeah.
I fucking believe it.
But it was for all of Congress and their aides, wasn't it?
How is it that we have the money for that?
Oh, are you kidding me?
They just print it.
That is probably the cheapest thing they could buy compared to what they've spent.
You know one thing I heard...
We have a $40 billion bill for Ukraine.
It was $34 billion and then they just peppered it in $6 billion.
I heard that the way they're paying for this is just printing the money.
Can we say inflation?
That's what they're saying.
Yeah, inflation is at 10% now.
How do we afford $40 billion for this?
Oh, they're just printing more money.
They literally said that?
Yeah.
They literally...
That was their answer for that?
Yeah.
And you know that $40 billion is actually nothing compared to $3 trillion.
Correct.
Trillion.
And you wonder why we have inflation.
Well, $40 billion, that's less than Elon's paying for Twitter.
Yeah, well, it will be when they figure out that there's all...
They're handing Biden all kinds of praises because there's a deficit in his budget.
Whose budget?
We're talking about...
In Biden's.
Well, because none of his shit's passed.
Well, that and plus his budget's gone down by 30% because there's not COVID this year.
He's so full of shit when he's saying he's cutting deficit spending.
I have the biggest deficit in the budget.
Well, before we get into politics, let's talk about our bourbon.
We have bourbon?
Paul, why don't you talk about the bourbon?
Yes, I will.
Eagle Rare.
I think the story of how you got the bourbon is even better than the bourbon.
Oh, he's in Las Vegas and...
No, I wasn't in Vegas.
I was in Lubbock, Texas.
He's in Lubbock going to Costco.
Vegas sounds so much better.
He's in Costco.
Yeah, I went...
Actually, I got it cheaper than MSRP.
Yeah, I walked to the Costco in their little liquor section in Lubbock, Costco, and we were
checking out.
I bought a bottle of Patron for someone, and I was standing there waiting on her, and I
saw a bottle of Eagle Rare sitting there right next to the register.
The register.
I asked the guy, I was like, whose Eagle Rare is it?
You holding out for someone?
He's like, no, it's for sale.
I was like, how much is it?
$27.
I was like, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
400 of them.
Yeah.
I was like, do you have any more?
He's like, no, that's the last bottle.
I was like, I'll take it.
And we left, and we were standing there, and my wife and I were standing just right outside
the door going, I can't believe we just found that for $27.
Holy cow.
And she looked in there, and there's another bottle sitting on the other register.
And she goes, go buy that one, too.
And I pushed back a little bit.
Unfortunately, I shouldn't have.
Yeah, we're going to need to talk about that.
I almost had the hand over my head.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Honey, I don't want to.
This is a unicorn.
I'm not comfortable buying two unicorns.
But anyway, I gave in.
I gave in.
Hold on.
That's not compete for sure.
I am perplexed.
Yeah, perplexed.
What was the roadblock?
I don't know.
I found this-
You said you were waiting for her approval.
No.
But even after she said, go get it, you still had an issue.
No, I didn't.
That's all right.
I might be able to relate to this.
It's like, you're not really supposed to buy more than one.
Correct.
You're not supposed to go out of the store, come back into the store, and buy the other
bottle.
That's someone else.
It's kind of cheating.
That's cheating.
Does it say limit one per person?
It didn't say limit one.
Okay.
Is that resonating?
But it wasn't on the rack either.
Yes, that's probably what was going through my head.
Do I have to go in there and buy one millilite?
Oh.
Well, that's not allocated either.
That's not hard to find.
But the reason why they took the rest of the rare breeds or the rare-
Eagle rare.
Eagle rares and split them out to different checkout registers is so that a jackass like
Jeff wouldn't go buy one-
I'll take all of them.
Go out, come in, and buy the other one.
That is not what's going on.
So anyway, so I went back in, and I asked the guy, I was like, is that eagle rare?
I'd hold for it, and he was like, no.
I was like, I'll take it.
So I bought it, and I have two bottles of the-
Did you ask him if there are any more eagle rares for sale?
Well, the other guy said, this is the last bottle.
Yeah, the other cashier was like, you jackass, you bought mine already.
He probably was.
He goes, that was the same jackass who bought mine.
I guarantee those guys had that bottle up by their register so they could buy it at
the end of the day.
Hoping and praying nobody would know that it was the steal of the century.
What kind of place is it, Costco?
Costco.
$27.
Let's talk about it.
It's aged, guys.
10 years.
Seriously, if you worked at Costco, seriously-
I'd put it in the back.
That's my point, really.
Well, you would, but at Costco they have control.
Jeff just said he would.
I know, but they have control.
It depends what your manager is.
They catch people like Sean.
It depends what your manager is.
They catch people like Sean.
No.
It depends what your manager is.
If he's like, you're not allowed to put beer.
If I find liquor back here stashed-
You're fired.
You're fired, then you stick it up by your register going, okay, I hope no one sees it.
I hope Jeff isn't coming.
I hope Jeff doesn't come to my register.
It was stuck back way in the corner.
Yeah, it was weird.
It wasn't like, look at me, buy me.
It wasn't right at there on top.
I'm a good bourbon.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Yeah, he had it down low and underneath there.
That's crazy.
I just feel-
All right, so let's talk about it.
You should be proud that I got two bottles.
I am proud.
That you got two bottles.
The distillery, gentlemen, which you already knew this and I was impressed, the distillery
is Buffalo Trace.
Correct.
The release is ongoing.
It's 90 proof, 10 years for $29 MSRP.
I paid 27.
And you score two for $54.
You know what I like about the match bill?
It says it's under closed.
Undisclosed.
However, it does say that's Buffalo Trace match bill number one.
Number one, yeah.
It's number one, Sean.
Anyway, scroll down for us.
$27.
Scroll down.
Maybe there's something to go on.
Eagle Rare.
I don't want to read the whole thing because it's really boring.
I smell a ton of maple.
So Buffalo Trace offers a great range of single barrels all for under $60 with Eagle Rare being
the least expensive.
Really?
While many were dismayed due to the recent removal of the single barrel wording from
the label, don't let that deter you.
For about $30 or less, you're receiving a 10-year-old single barrel that you can be enjoyed by almost
anyone while you can pick your nose up at a bottle.
Pick your nose?
I thought you said.
While you can pick up a bottle of Elmer T. Single Bear for a few dollars more, you have
to realize that Buffalo Trace now has this bourbon on an unlimited release schedule.
For the price and the fact that you can pick this up at any day of the year, this should
be a staple in every bourbon lover's bar as it represents a phenomenal flavor.
Phenomenal value.
You know what?
Dude, that is incredible.
It's a huge bonus, but this is actually a super, super solid bourbon.
It's a 10-year bourbon, guys, for $27.
Are you kidding me?
This is the steal of the century of anything we've tried yet.
In terms of value.
Not in terms of taste.
No, the taste is good, too.
But in terms of value.
I think the taste.
Now it's super caramely.
Yeah.
It's so much caramel, so much maple.
It's sweet and it's subtle.
It's so fucking awesome.
You know, it's like the ride me a four roses small batch.
And even E.H.
Taylor's small batch.
And we have that downstairs.
Dude, looking forward to it.
I know.
All right, let's move on.
And E.H.
Taylor is also a Buffalo Trace.
I did not know that either.
Yes.
And you have that downstairs.
I do.
And I tell you what, if you ever go somewhere and you find Eagle Rare, buy it because it'll
be cheap and it's good.
Hold on.
I think we need to change that language a little bit.
It's inexpensive.
Thank you.
It's inexpensive.
Great point.
There's a big difference between cheap and inexpensive.
There's tremendous value.
And I told these guys.
The most value of anything we've had yet, quite honestly.
When I was, I told this to the guys downstairs when we were pouring this.
When I was in Nevada, I went to the one liquor store that had this and they wanted it for
a hundred dollars for the bottle.
Unbelievable.
And I gave the guy shit.
I looked at him.
You're like, really?
And I did.
I was like, really?
This is a $25 bottle of bourbon.
And he just looked at me and he was like, dude, how do you know that?
I mean, it's he's like, I just met a Somalian.
Yeah.
And he was like, I mean, the price of some of the other ones because he knew what I that
I had at least a little bit of knowledge on bourbon and what it cost.
He wouldn't even tell me some of the prices on some of these.
He's like, you don't want to know how much that is.
Fuck you.
I want to know.
I got money to spend here, bitch.
And I know what they cost.
And I know what the work.
I'm a Somalian.
Yeah.
Then he started.
Then he started going, well, I'll take 10% off.
So that's when I bought the H Taylor, which I, you know, that's still a $40 bottle that
I probably paid.
I didn't pay double for it, but you know, I paid a little bit more for it because I
wanted it.
Yeah.
And because we would have given you shit.
Is that the one?
That's what it was.
Colorado.
That was that the one that you could have gotten for bucks that you could have bought
three of them.
Three hundred.
Yeah.
Three of them for 40 bucks.
Cases.
Yeah.
So I paid I paid 70 bucks for that.
Yeah.
He had the case on the forklift and it was like beep, beep, beep.
And I was like, yeah, bring it over here.
And then I was like, wait a second.
I changed my mind.
I don't want that.
I want the guys that are in the Twilight movie.
I want the vampire.
Oh, whatever.
Poor, poor choice.
You know what?
You guys suck.
It was a stressful moment for me.
I was in this tiny little alcohol liquor store in Montrose, Colorado.
You should have flexed your bourbon muscles.
I should have.
But I panicked.
You did.
I panicked and failed.
Thanks.
Thanks, man.
So can we move on to the next one?
So can we do a group hug?
Anyway, just to kind of pump me up for the rest of the podcast.
I give this an eight and a half nine.
Oh, yeah.
This bourbon.
I'm going eight and a half nine for the value.
Ten ten.
I'm sorry for the value.
Ten.
No, you cannot top this.
I'm stuck at eight.
No, you're stupid.
Value.
I'm talking about I'm talking about value.
Add the value to eight and a half.
OK, you're stupid.
Nine.
What what taste are you going to get from this for a 10 year?
That is twenty seven dollars.
You're not for the value.
Of course, I'd say I don't want to give anything at 10.
It's got to be really value.
Yeah.
Look, it's fantastic.
I'll give it that.
Good.
Eleven nine point nine.
OK, let's move on.
Let's move on.
We've gotten too much.
So you're going to talk about the the Twitter we're going to get into.
I think we beat the Twitter.
Well, there are some aspects that I still want to talk about.
But there's yeah, there's the whole project Veritas thing we didn't get into.
That's the point we were talking.
So you know, Elon Musk is he's blown up this whole thing.
He's tag teaming a bunch of shit.
So so OK, first off, we know he's leaning conservative.
He's even come out and said that he would vote Republican in the next election.
He's voted Democrat his entire life, he said.
And he's going to he's going to go Republican deaths when it comes to covid-19.
Somebody who has a lot to say about that is Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul.
He joins us now.
What is that?
That's something different.
Hold on.
That was supposed to be.
Yeah, that was Rand.
Very smooth, smooth transition there, bro.
But you know what?
It's not my fault that your little project Veritas thing didn't work anyway.
So Elon Musk, if you can quiet your phone, they pulled it down.
Very fair tested.
No, it's unavailable.
YouTube did.
Oh, YouTube did.
Is that surprising?
It's the Instagram.
Go to truth dot com.
Go to truth social.
They can't take that down.
Yeah, truth social.
Did you ever get a profile?
I mean, do they let you in?
They don't have that on Android yet.
Oh, God, how embarrassing.
No, it's all right.
So can I talk about it?
Yes.
I'm just saying that that's what really tells me, you know, some people could think like
it's like disinformation.
You know what?
That's bullshit.
You know, any time they do an undercover thing like that, Project Veritas with the Project
Veritas title on there and they yank it.
Yeah, that censorship.
That's misinformation.
No, that's censorship.
It's a full on censorship.
That's bullshit.
All right.
So here's what happened.
All right.
So Elon Musk, right?
He's leaning.
He's leaning right.
He has clearly said that Twitter is is censoring and it's a biased and he's going to buy it.
And then and now it's on hold because he is disputing how many of the accounts, which
is the valuation of Twitter, how many of the accounts are real versus bots bots.
And so they told him it was like less than five percent.
And now he's saying it's way more than that.
Well, because you were making the argument.
Yeah, you were making the argument that if it is truly they find out as 10, 20, 30 percent,
that means the whole basis, the foundation of Twitter being valued at what they are bullshit.
It is.
And the value is going to plummet.
Because that's what their ad money is based on.
So they're selling ads to say we have this making this number up 200 million members.
Right.
So I've got less than five percent of those are bots.
So one hundred ninety five million people that will see your ad potentially.
It's like a Jack Dorsey is laughing his way to the bank.
He is.
He got out at the right time.
And they sell their ads saying you have potentially 100.
I don't know how they do it.
One hundred ninety five million people are going to see your ad.
Potentially.
Right.
And now they may go, shit, maybe it's only 80 million instead.
How is that a class action lawsuit for the people that advertise?
That's what they're saying.
They're saying that they're saying advertisers can sue.
They should.
Shareholders are going to be able to sue.
Oh, for sure.
The whole nine yards users will be able to sue.
All right.
So let's go to the other angle of this.
All right.
So it's a very liberal company, very idealistic, psychotic leftist.
Commie Commie.
Commie Socialist that that are in this company hate.
So Elon Musk takes over the company.
They all panic.
They're all talking like, oh, my God, you know, the company's going into hell in a
handbasket, but then Project Veritas steps in and starts getting people to getting people
to squeal.
Right.
I mean, who is that?
I don't know.
I just.
Yeah, that was very nice.
Thank you.
That was very distracting.
And I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to knock me off my horse.
Anyway, so their project Veritas goes in there and there are multiple people that they interview
that are dog in Elon Musk.
Right.
One of them is an executive that's saying, oh, he's got Asperger's and he's special needs.
Oh, my God.
He's special needs.
And he's completely mocking Elon Musk, who is going to be the potential owner of this
company saying we can't listen to him.
He's his special needs.
And then there was another one project Veritas that came out where a engineer admitted.
And we all know this.
It's not earth shattering.
He was like, they're unbelievably biased.
They censor the right, they favor the left and, you know, and it's not right, but it
is what it is.
So there's the story on Twitter.
I think there's a lot coming.
Yeah, but project Veritas, they had the actual video video.
And that's what I wanted to find.
And we can't find that video.
Yeah, you did.
Well, I found the one where he was saying that we need to watch out for project Veritas.
Let me see if I can play.
That was so funny.
Unfortunately, it would be like you recording me right now and going and giving it to like
the New York Times and like here I decided to go with the Twitter representative.
Here's what he had to say.
Corporate security targeting of tapes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're going to read it.
Let me see.
And how to protect yourself.
Oh, my God.
How do you not bust out laughing?
That's trying to just out the employees like they're trying to go on a really strong list
and record them and then go sell it to the New York Times and say this is what the Twitter
employee is saying.
Like this is what's really happening.
This is what they're calling us to not do.
You're lucky that you met me organically because I would be questioning everything about you.
You're lucky I met you.
Organically.
What happened to the sound?
It's on my phone.
No, it's not.
It's on my phone.
No.
Yeah, we're wondering why the producer isn't stepping up and finding this stuff or doing
anything.
I mean, not doing anything but awake.
But you're right.
They did pull down the ones where that same guy, the link was talking about the Asperger's.
That's not there anymore.
Yeah, they shut it down.
Because I'm on the Project Veritas Instagram page and Instagram took it off.
They did.
It's amazing, guys.
Censorship is unbelievable.
Let me go to truth, see if it's there.
Anyway, there's more shit coming down with Twitter.
It'll be an interesting story because Elon Musk is now, ironically, Elon Musk is now kind
of like the white horse.
This is a humanitarian deal.
He's the white knight of the right taking on big tech.
He doesn't.
He made it very clear.
He does not want to be construed as right or left.
He's making it very clear that he wants a fair platform where people can talk without
being silenced.
If there's crazy shit that you're saying, well, you know what?
There's crazy shit you're saying.
And just fucking ignore it.
Well, he also said within the law.
So you're not going to be able to go up there and spout a bunch of illegal, I want to murder
this person.
And what does that look like?
There's the problem.
Well, there's a law and there's a threshold.
That's what everyone's kind of had problems with to date is what is that threshold?
Because you don't want a bunch of white supremacists to hop onto your social platform and start
spouting a bunch of shit.
And say kill as many of this or that as you can.
Correct.
So is that illegal to say that?
I don't know.
I don't know if it's illegal or not.
If you make a declaration to kill somebody, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
So that's what he said.
He goes, anything should be done as long as it's within the law.
And that's a slippery slope.
It is.
Because I know Twitter, they have the frickin Taliban and ISIS that are still on there.
Right.
Spouting their bullshit.
And from their perspective, they are thinking, you know, they're not like, ha ha ha ha, we're
censoring the right.
They're thinking the right is spewing hatred, spewing misinformation.
They think they're doing the right thing.
They literally think they're doing the right thing.
That's the problem.
Right.
And you're using free speech and the law.
They're using that as their justification for censoring.
That's what's amazing about this whole thing.
They literally think they're doing the right thing.
I don't think they, I disagree.
I think they damn well know they're doing the wrong thing.
You think so?
Absolutely.
I think they know damn well that they are blocking unfairly censoring free speech.
Completely biased.
Absolutely.
He says it.
Yeah, that's true.
He's outright doing it.
It's a crime.
It is a crime.
And, you know, as far as I'm concerned, you know, I'm wondering who the gods are that
removed that Project Veritas video from Instagram.
Well, I mean, Google owns Instagram.
Facebook owns Instagram.
But, you know, what's next?
I mean, Elon Musk, you know, I don't have anything bad to say.
There's a lot of folks out there that say Elon Musk, there's Elon Musk that.
I don't have anything horrible to say.
The only thing is that I wish that he wouldn't have brought like the battery operated cars.
And that's simply because not that I don't want to.
Tesla?
Look, it's great.
It's a great thing.
I want to have one.
I get it.
I understand.
But as we discussed in the past, the batteries are just not there.
You know, we could develop a finite amount of those batteries.
And then after the batteries are depleted, what the hell are we going to do with them?
That's basically it.
Because once those batteries have a lifespan of 10 to 12 years, I think is the expected
lifespan of those.
If that and once they're done.
Yeah.
And they're going that that is the environmental impact of that, aren't they?
Yeah.
And when they're done, you have to replace that whole battery system, which is 15 to
twenty thousand dollars.
So you're talking about the cost, just the cost of maintaining the vehicle.
Not just that.
The minerals involved in doing it.
What are you going to do with those thousand batteries you're just tossing?
How is that any different than having to store spent fuel rods out of a nuclear reactor in
a lime in a lime cave?
How often do you do that, though?
Weekly.
No, what I'm saying is it's just weekly.
No, I don't think it's weekly.
I think it's like 10 years.
My point is that's what's happening now.
And they are horribly against that, except they're not horribly against batteries, battery
farms, massive amounts of batteries just have to be put into a fucking salt.
I just think they're ignorant.
They don't they don't know any better.
They don't think they don't think past the I got an electric car.
I'm saving gas.
I'm saving fossil fuels.
I'm doing my part.
In reality.
No, you're not.
Because the cost of making those batteries.
I think we need Elon Musk on the podcast.
That's really the bottom line.
Let's get him.
All right.
So I emailed him and said, you know, I said, yo, this is Sean.
Yo, he this is Sean.
Son of a bitch.
And he was like, what?
The one with the big dick.
I tell you what, that would expand our viewership immediately.
Oh, you think immediately.
Do you remember when he sent out a tweet of a company name?
It was coin, wasn't it?
No, no, it was a company.
All he one word company name and like you all happened to be the same name as a as a
company in Texas, a small company in Texas that that was still on the stock exchange,
although had not filed any SEC reporting in three years.
And their stock went from like it was pennies like nuts.
And then he and he had to correct that it wasn't that company.
It was like a different company.
Really?
You guys have did not know this.
No, but I could imagine made it made the owners of that little tiny company that basically
had gone defunct, made them six thousand percent on their on their on their worth.
Right.
And then people are like, oh, shit, that's not the right company.
Well, then it went away, though.
Right.
Well, yeah.
Unless you sold it really quick.
Yeah.
I mean, but.
But that's what I mean.
If you got him on a podcast like this, we have 10 listeners.
We whatever it would be blown up.
We would never pay.
Wow.
We would never pay for bourbon again.
You know, though, he doesn't he really I was going to say he doesn't have a lot to offer
as far as he does talk, he does have a good conversation.
I should back up on that.
I mean, I've watched him for three and an hour, three and a half hours on the Joe Rogan
show, you know, and he's he's got a lot of fantastic ideas.
He's a busy dude.
His brain works very differently.
He has Asperger's and well, whatever.
It doesn't fucking matter.
Well, we don't count that because he's got Asperger's.
He has a really deep voice, too.
That shocked me.
The first time I saw an interview with him, he was like, well, I don't know.
I don't think it's real deep as I don't think it's that deep.
I thought it was.
It shocked me.
I thought it was creepy.
Actually, I think I know what recording you're listening to.
And that was just a horrible sound.
But you know what?
I can see him as kind of quirky.
He is as he is.
I can see him coming on something like this, but he's very reasonable.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
He's very reasonable.
Just he's just odd.
He's got the regular dude.
He's got the aptitude to sit there and spin anything that you talk about.
You could talk about anything and he'll take it and regurgitate and have a response.
And he'll give you an honest response.
Like, you know what I mean?
What do you have to fucking lose?
I wonder if we sent him an email says, hey, we have a very small podcast, dudes like us
for the four listeners.
We would love to have you on the podcast.
We're just regular guys who'd love to have a discussion.
I wonder if we would get a response.
Well, if he saw it, I say we try it.
If we saw it, would he be like, let me see what I could do for these guys or whatever?
You know, how freaking crazy if Elon Musk was sitting at that mic right there in the
corner and security all out there.
Well, no, he does light.
Lady would lady would blow them up.
Lady would be gone.
She would be standing outside because Elon Musk would be like, it's OK.
It's OK.
No, he'd be OK.
Does he have an accent?
I know he's South American or South African.
He's South African.
He has some kind of accent.
He does.
It's a funky accent.
Yes, he does.
It's weird.
But you know, I need I need audio of Elon Musk.
Please find this husky deep voice.
Very central, central, central, central, central.
I can't talk.
Centric.
No, no, I was saying so.
Here we go.
I hope I'm right, because the interview I watched crazy deep voice.
No, he doesn't know.
He doesn't have a deep voice.
That's what it was when I watched it.
They must have had an EQ all the way down or something.
My grandfather was actually American from Minnesota.
There you go.
It's a tenor.
And my mom.
Yes, not that deep.
My mom was born in Canada.
I do have some American background.
In fact, a lot of people think like my name must be from some exotic location.
But I was named after my great grandfather, who was from Minneapolis or actually St. Paul,
I should say.
And he was a superintendent and part time sheriff in 1900.
And and I was named after him.
So I'm actually from Africa, named after my American ancestor from the Midwest.
Yeah.
Of all places.
Right.
What took your family to South Africa?
Well, so this this interview was from 2014.
That was like, you know, eight years ago.
He was a liberal before he bought.
He would bankrupt two or three times.
So did Donald Trump.
All the entrepreneurs go bankrupt multiple times.
They say, they say, go, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail.
You succeed is that it's not just that when you say that he went bankrupt, it's like he
would, you know, poor.
No, he lost all his money.
Well, no, but they have they have multiple layers of stuff going on.
So they've got this business running that business.
That business, he lost all his money.
So he went broke.
Yes.
So I mean, that's what bankrupt means.
No, it does not.
Not all cases.
But I've read that he lost all his money and he had to start completely over.
And then he like they say, fail, fail, fail until you succeed.
Well, that's what Abraham Lincoln did.
That's what an entrepreneur does.
And I don't have that element of risk in me.
I don't like 16, 17.
That's sad.
He made a lot of attempts to be a politician and finally he made the presidency.
Yeah, that's kind of weird.
Let's just think about that for a second.
What would fail, fail, fail, fail until you succeed mean for us?
What would that mean?
We're living on the street.
See what I get.
I can't see him.
I can't.
I can't see him being broke, completely broke.
That's my point.
Like, well, how do you get the next thing started?
Is he that good of a...
If you have no money.
It takes money.
Exactly.
Is he that good of a salesman to go to a bank or the government?
Because the government funded Tesla.
They subsidied Tesla to get to where they're at.
He had to sell that to somebody.
He had to say, give me, I don't even know how much money he got, billions of dollars
to start Tesla.
Right.
Investors.
He had to sell it to somebody.
He had to have a back pocket of some... that's probably why he started off as such a liberal
because you would have to be in the liberal's back pocket to be able to get some...
Maybe.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Maybe.
That's actually a very good point.
They learned he was like, you guys are fucking corrupt, man.
Yeah, these guys are cocksuckers.
They have horrible fucking policies.
And they're probably not even good cocksuckers.
They probably have teeth and stuff.
Yeah, not even very good.
They didn't pull their dentures out?
Yeah.
Whoa.
I mean, that'd be a...
Yeah, it's not soft and supple.
Oh, Sean's mind's going, oh, really?
He's thinking, he's really thinking through this.
Pull those dentures out.
Just gums.
He's like, Chuck Schumer, no teeth?
Oh my God.
Chuck Schumer, what a...
Score!
He shoots his scores.
I can't stand his voice.
Way left turn, Dallas Sports.
Dallas Stars and the Dallas Mavericks.
Start and nab.
The Stars got kicked.
Yep.
The Stars got kicked by the dude.
It was a fantastic run.
It went to the seventh game, and they did very well.
Actually, that's not true.
They were not even supposed to be...
In the playoffs, were they?
In the playoffs.
The Calgary Flames.
The Calgary Flames doubled shots on goal.
I know.
That frustrated me.
That really frustrated me.
The only reason the Stars were able to even hang were they got some freak goal at the
very beginning of the game.
The very beginning, with the first five minutes, po-po-poom, score.
No.
First 40 seconds.
40 seconds?
Yes, in game seven.
Yeah.
Shoot, poop, scores.
But no, they held their own the whole time.
But the problem is, you cannot rely on a goalie.
The guy was Oppenheimer.
Offer.
Oppenheimer, the Manhattan Project.
No, I know what it is.
Offer something.
It doesn't matter.
The guy was stopping everything.
At the very end of the game, the Calgary team...
You took 100 shots.
They were...
The game went overtime.
They had over 40 shots on this goalie.
Compared to what?
15 for Dallas?
Yes.
The Calgary Flames guys were...
It was extremely cordial.
When at the end of the game, it was not like...
They were just like...
It was sincere.
Yeah, they were like, you guys played this harder than anybody.
And when they got to the goalie, they were just like...
Everyone.
They were humping him?
They might as well have dry-humped him.
They were...
Raw-dogging.
Dude, they were hitting him on the chest and putting him on the back.
Gang, raw, dogging.
Look, it says a lot for a goalie.
It does.
The last goalie...
The respect.
...that did a shutout like that.
You know what I mean?
I'm thinking...
Patrick Raw?
Roy or whatever his name was?
Montreal.
Patrick Raw.
I think Andy Moog when he went to the Jaguars.
Who was the Buffalo guy that was really good?
Josh Allen.
Could be.
That thing in Tredarius White.
What?
The Buffalo guy that was really good.
Josh Allen.
What is...
An amazing quarterback for the Buffalo Bills.
I think it's Scott Norwood.
Shut the hell up.
Really, you struggled with that?
I think it's Scott Norwood.
What's wrong with you?
Norwood Scott Norwood?
It's Scott Norwood.
The kicker.
Brad Wike.
The greatest Bills kicker of all time.
It's Wike Wike.
Anyway.
Three Super Bowls in a row.
Wike Wike.
Jim Kelly, Frank Reich?
Frank Reich?
He was Frank.
That was a quarterback, right?
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, Jim Kelly.
Jim Kelly.
You think Kelly got hurt?
You're talking about Dominic Hay sack.
Oh, whatever.
Who?
Hay sack.
That's the Buffalo.
Hay sack?
It sounds like a ball sack.
No, it's Hay sack.
And it's not Patrick Raw.
It was Roy Price.
No, Colorado was Patrick...or something, Rory.
Anyway.
It looks like Roy, but they say it's French.
None of us are hockey experts, but I will tell you...
I want to get into hockey.
Me too.
I love hockey.
Me too.
It's so much fun to watch, and I was watching it, and my wife...
It's so fast.
I'm watching it.
Me too is so much fun to watch, and I was watching it, and my wife...
It's so fast-paced.
And so we were watching some bullshit on Netflix, and I was like, the Star Wars game's on.
John Wayne Gason.
And my wife was like, we can change it.
And I was like, cool, let's watch hockey.
And so we were watching it, and it's the kind of thing where it's like there's silence for
a couple of minutes, and then she's like, whoa, why the...and then she's like, what?
And it's not.
30 minutes later, she's like going...I mean, she's totally into it.
Anybody can get into it, especially playoff hockey.
You know what I enjoyed about the Dallas Stars?
We were watching the Stars, and it was fun.
We could have gone to the Stars for like $10 a game.
When they first came to the Dallas...
I was at Game 6.
...from Minnesota...
You bastard.
...then Mike...
Thanks for the advice.
Game 6, I was there.
...Geek Carbunoff...
Geek.
...Gui, Guy Carbunoff.
Guy.
Mike Hart...
Who was the...
Who was the center?
Mike something.
Mike Madonna.
Mike what?
Mike...
Mike Madonna.
He wasn't a center.
And you had the brothers that were there.
Daring Hatcher.
Brett Hall.
The Hatcher brothers.
He was like...
There's no Hatcher brothers, just one guy.
No, there was two brothers.
Daring and Duyan.
No, whatever.
I don't know who the other one was.
Daring, that's a fruit.
But the thing about the...
What?
Daring is a fruit.
What was awesome about the Stars...
I didn't call him a fruit.
You'll kick my ass.
...is that whenever they would get a guy in the penalty box, for some reason, when they
play four on five...
They play better?
They did play better.
No.
Yes.
They don't.
Yes they do.
Is that what Eddie Bell for?
Oh my God.
No, I'm telling you.
Who has a bourbon now.
That Dallas Stars team that were playing in the late 90s, early 2000s.
Yeah, they won the whole thing.
They got the Stanley Cup.
That specific team, that's why I'm saying they were badass.
And for some reason, they could bust ass and then all of a sudden two guys get in the penalty
box and all of a sudden three on five would like manhandle those five other players.
And I'm like, I don't get it.
I don't fucking get it.
And that's where you get these breakaways.
We might need to fact check this.
Next thing you know it'll be two on five.
Yeah, two on five.
One on six.
One on...
They pulled the goalie.
Yeah, once you get to a point they add a player to the other team.
Yeah.
No, they pulled the goalie because they just couldn't stop the one guy.
The Dallas Stars...
One on six.
...are awesome.
We just can't score on this game.
We just can't score on this guy.
It's unbelievable.
It's the Mighty Ducks.
When they came into town, we ended up watching...
I ended up getting free tickets because I was at the Humperdinks in Los Colinas and they
would frequent that because the Dallas Stars practice break was right around the corner.
So they would go up there and they always had these extra tickets and they'd always
give me a bunch and I'd invite all the cocktail waitresses and we'd all go and have a great
time.
And we went and I saw...
Did you get a handy?
By who?
I don't know.
All the cocktail waitresses.
By any of the hockey players that came by?
No, the hockey players.
No, they had the big gloves.
That would hurt.
What about the coach?
No.
They have soft hands.
Ken Hitchcock?
Whoa.
What?
What's going on there?
He was a coach, right?
Hitchcock.
Yes.
With soft hands?
I don't know.
That's Sean.
No, tell us, Sean.
I don't recall.
So how was that?
I'm trying to get my faculties here so they're back on schedule.
You're not talking to me.
We were watching the Dallas Stars game.
I was actually present at the San Jose Sharks game, which is the record of the longest game
as far as over times.
I think they went to six over times.
And they probably have changed the rules.
They have.
They have the shootouts now.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, back then they had six over times.
It was ridiculous.
And I stayed for all of them.
It was fantastic.
Yeah, I would have left.
Did you guys finish your drink already?
A long time ago, brother.
We're using the proper rocks glasses.
What happened to you?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Why are you in a metal, gross tasting...
Well, okay.
We already moved on.
All right, so.
I tell you what.
For those dudes out there that listen, Jeff got an early birthday present from his wife.
And she got it.
Congratulations.
The birthday's on Saturday.
We have to definitely acknowledge that somehow.
He's turning 85.
Feels like it.
You're ditching us, though, and doing your own thing.
Yeah, he's going to his...
It sounds like Sean and Tara may be going to.
Hold on.
So how do we celebrate that with you?
Friday.
We can do that.
I can do that.
No, no, no.
We can go, and we can go to the concert.
We can?
We can go.
The tickets are on sale right now.
You want me to buy a four pack?
I'll go buy a four pack right now.
What time's the game at?
I mean, the concert?
Seven, I believe.
I'm in.
I'll go buy four tickets.
I'll buy them when I get home.
And it's George Strait?
It's Zach Brown.
He's in second.
He's in section 128, and roll 13.
I think I can get pretty close to that.
Doesn't he sing with a little bit of chicken fries?
Correct.
Cold beer on a Friday night.
That's all I know.
Because a pair of jeans and a Fitches, right?
Yes, he sings that.
Okay.
I'm in.
And I've seen him once before.
Is he going to play that song nine times?
I can do that.
He played it 13 times last time, but yeah, probably.
There we go.
It was a good concert.
Julie and I saw him once before down at the Fair Park, whatever it's called these days,
Dos Equis or Starbless, whatever the hell it's called.
It changed his name every year.
We saw him down there.
It was a good concert.
You've already seen him.
And you're going again.
Yeah, it was good.
I did Impulse by Costco today.
Why wouldn't your wife say, hey, I'm taking Jeff out for his birthday.
I want everybody to go.
What happened?
That's way too much work.
What happened there?
It could have been a, I don't know, you'll have to ask her.
What?
Yeah.
That's too much work.
Too much work?
She was like, he's fucking, he had his 50th birthday.
Fuck him.
He's really old.
I feel like he's really old.
Who cares?
Let's not celebrate anymore.
Don't feel good.
Your joints.
I'm still playing basketball.
I'm 51.
Shut up.
Look at me.
I get up at four, three in the morning.
Go play ball with other people.
A lot of young people.
We robbed each other all day.
We what?
My body.
Hold on.
What'd you say?
We rub on each other.
You raw dog each other.
Does raw dog dog each other?
So when someone jumps on.
What is raw dog?
Dude, what does raw dog mean?
That's my favorite part of the day.
When somebody jumps up, I'm like, oh, it's right there.
I just grab and squeeze.
What is raw dogging?
Really?
Yeah, what is that?
So let's Google it.
No, let's, no.
Raw dogging.
No, no, let's look at images.
All right.
Of raw dogging.
Mr. Producer, Google raw dog.
This should be great.
Raw dogging.
Yeah.
This is called.
Let's get the official.
Official raw dogging.
Definition.
Why are we doing this?
Yeah, I don't want any of this.
Yeah.
So anyways, who's in concert again?
Urban Dictionary.
There you go.
It's Zach Brown Band.
So you have unprotected sexual intercourse.
Oh, God.
I don't do that when I'm playing basketball.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You have unprotected sex.
No, I don't have unprotected sex in basketball.
That's crazy.
It's protected.
I didn't have any.
That's what you're saying.
This is the context.
I didn't have any condoms, but was desperate for sex.
I had no choice but to rod dogging, to be rod dogging.
Oh, my God.
You are awful.
You know what?
You're being sanctioned.
I have no response.
Yeah, you're being sanctioned.
Well, Sean came up with the Slovakian traffic cone, so I don't want to hear it.
What?
Yes, you did.
I forgot.
What was that?
It sounds familiar.
Slovakian traffic cone.
Is that the sit and spin?
Yeah.
A little bit.
Sort of.
It's where you stick the cone in the girl's butt and you do stuff.
You yell at her?
You do stuff.
Hello, women.
I don't know.
Really?
Is that where you talk to the whale?
First off, you can't do that because that part is in the butt.
Maybe it's not.
Maybe it's the other way.
You're in the wide part, the open part.
Maybe you have two of them put together.
No.
What do you do in the cone?
I don't know.
We'd have to find the description.
Let's not do that.
It was quite descriptive, and we've already gone through this.
Yeah, I know.
We're not going to do a Slovakian traffic cone.
We're going to do a Slovakian traffic cone.
We're not going to do that.
We're going to do a Slovakian traffic cone.
There's a lot of things going on for this upcoming year, because
this year has already spent.
We have to wait until next year.
We're going to be getting into the hockey.
So coming up to this next year.
It's May, but it's over.
It's done.
It's a playoff.
We blew it.
It's hockey.
You're talking about hockey.
By the way, hockey is still going?
We started this instead of the playoffs.
But the MAF is still going?
The flyers the risk of flyers. I don't know about the flyers about everybody a t-shirt you guys should know
I have the fly. I have the t-shirt. Is it the flyers Shawn's been wearing his
We live the flyers religiously the pilots the jets the jets
No, it's the fighters fighters son of a bitch fighters
Where is your microphone? Mr. Producer? Why can't you talk on this podcast? Yeah, he needs to talk. It's ridiculous. We need you involved
Nope, it's not working. He can't even talk still didn't work. Jesus Christ. Oh you have you have you know
You know if you were to Costco you'd be fired. Oh, he's got brunette
All right. Well, I tell you what the season has started or it's about to start the fighters the fighters. So the Frisco fighters
May 28th, I still have the business card. We can go buy more t-shirts. No, do they play during the week?
Only only weekends. I don't know
Saturdays
Saturdays so Frisco fighters schedule so May 28th
Let's do it. I mean I will I'll be out why I'll be in Disney World
Well, that's my that's my anniversary. So I'm in June 11th Frisco fighters versus Duke City gladiators
What we got it we got to do one that's at home that yeah, that's all love at Frisco, Texas
I went right there June 11 June 11th Duke City gladiators
That's seven o'clock
Why are we why are we waiting to that? Oh May 28th is uh, it's your anniversary
Yeah, and I will be out of town. Oh, you can go jackass
And then the next one is gonna be June 25th with what is the East in front Bay Blizzard?
the one lizard
It's away. I guess no he is I don't know. It's not he means expensive go to the glossary
Expensive is two dollars more. So the Frisco fighters are gonna be going to that game. They're six and two right now
That's good. That's good. Okay, so June 11th. We're going Wow. So right now they're six and two
Yeah, so the season's already started. Yeah. Yes
And okay Wow. Look at the high scores
That's the way arena football is right it is it's fast it's fast I went to boom boom boom boom
They used to have a team here. We went to me and Julie and the boys went to an indoor game. It was exciting
Oh, yeah, I mean it's it's
Man they go. Yeah, and it's gonna slam into the walls and you know, yeah, they don't mess around
So what about the USFL? Is it a done deal? It's on TV. What is that? That's going right now?
What's USS? I fell United States Football League. So there are people that are saying it's already gonna fail
There's like the I don't know not gonna make it's on it's on TV. I don't understand. What does that mean?
It's another leads another pro football league get the fuck out of here. No, where you been? It's on TV right now
Are you serious? Well, you haven't heard anything about this zero. All right
Well, there is another football they call USFL and they've tried this before right? We all know that's where Herschel Walker started
XFL they tried XFL. They tried
I heard XFL just signed a huge contract with ESPN
XFL yes, so now what USF is gonna combine with XFL and they're gonna well, I don't XFL is the one that the rock
Okay, you can't have two competing leagues to the NFL. Well, they won maybe well there are there's two with a stupid
you know stupid I'm well the XFL was the one that the
WWE guy the wrestling guy. Yes started. Yes, and I don't know if he's part of it anymore
But I know the rock is heavily invested in it
And I think it's a XFL. So here's the here's my take on this
Okay, you know when these guys are playing the ball their balls in I mean have to be they're trying to make it to the show
They're trying to make it to the big leagues. We'll try to be through the NFL
Which is a show you're gonna make multi-million dollars, but on your trip up there. You're gonna get beat up man. Oh, yeah
And you make shit
Make shit you're gonna make a hundred thousand two hundred thousand you're trying to make a name you're trying to make a name
I'm a staffed up these indoor football league guys. No, they don't make shit. No
Good grief. It's just not worth it at the end of the day did to
To have to you know get slammed into the yes the wall and here's the thing
You know, you gotta be guys broke these guys are chasing a dream
It's chasing a dream and you can't fault that because I know I look at you don't have to watch it
And it's a it's a train wreck
I don't you know it's sad and I don't think that that's what we want to watch
I think we want to we want to watch the the the cream of the cream the crop
No, we want to get we want to watch the fighters. We want to go to the fighters. We have t-shirts, but that's indoor
That's different
Those guys are trying to make it to those are the guys they're trying to make
Yeah, but we're talking about the US all of them all the same. They're all the same and XFL
They're all the sexes all the same door all the same. No, it's not
They just have slightly different rules
All these guys are very talented athletes hot not top notch
They're the guys who you have the NFL draft. Yes, the next guy's down. Yes
Yeah, that's usually on my fantasy team
Correct. Yeah, or the guys that were in the NFL guys are usually undrafted or the or the guys that were drafted who got cut
But they still want to play they're very talented. They're just not a talent of the NFL guys
That's what people don't don't appreciate or don't know. There's so many
unbelievable athletes out there
Unbelievable any one of them if they had the right chance the right opportunity
The right opportunity and the right system to like showcase their skills
Would be as good as the best
Athletically, right? Well, I know I know just don't get that break. Why no I looked at cuz when Brandon was playing football
Yeah, I was like
If he does it if he this is a long time ago
I was like if he if he goes and he keeps it progressing
I was like if he ends up in like the indoor football league
What does that mean as far as pay I was shocked how little they got paid? Yeah, I was like, it's not worth it
What is it like?
$1,000 a game not even that
What yeah, I was I was shocked at least back then like 600 again. It was 10
No, it's less of that. It was it was 10 years ago. I was like, why would you put your body through this because
You enjoy it and these guys are and they're trying to make the show
They're trying to make it to the big leagues. I mean, do you have NFL scouts at these games?
Yeah, they're paying attention to it. They could I guess they're paying attention to it
Yeah, I don't think it happens very often because the guys
even if they kill it in these leagues the guys they're going up against are
That much better because I know I know Frisco last year had one of the Texas Longhorns
Longhorns running backs who killed it in college, right? Just busted it out. Yeah
Couldn't make it the NFL, right? So they're on
This indoor football league. There you go
Great player amazing. Yes, but not good enough, right? I think it's it's amazing
It's sad too because it is a lot of these guys. That's that's
That's all they know. Yeah, or they go to Canada and they play Canada football league. Okay, nothing wrong
CFL yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. But the pays it's a lot better than what you get here
Yes, but it's nothing compared to the NFL. No
It's sad. I think Johnny Manziel
Even went to Canada and he failed up there. They did
They didn't play him hardly. He played like three games
He had it was not yet so much talent. Oh my god
He could he could he could have done it. Yeah, but I think his mental
Capacity or the headcase and his immaturity just killed it agreed
and it's it stemmed from his high school days and
Bled into his college days, right and bled into his pro days, right? I mean he had a life of privilege
Oh, yeah, meaning he was meaning he was the
doted on
Incredible athlete from a very early age, right?
Before we wrap things up tonight. I want to talk about one thing
I want to talk about one thing. Okay, go my first experience this week sexual
Transgender
Maybe no, neither. I had my first pedicure on
Monday. Oh
Do share was a bunch of fish you had you had men touching your feet. No, I had no it was women
Well, so there's more than one. Well, it's one more women who was working on me
Oh
But you know the ladies usually go
Every couple weeks get their manicures and pedicures. Oh, yeah, and they spend hours there hours
And I'm like what what's going on? You know, I don't understand. Why does it take so freaking long anyway?
so on the way back from Lubbock on
Maybe it was Sunday. Well Sunday as a matter of fact, my wife was like, let's go get a pedicure
I was like, okay, so she called and we went in and I sat down and they have these chairs
We sat there for like half an hour. They're these big massage chairs
Oh, yeah massage your back as they finished me know. Yeah, like, you know, I've done it and
and
There were two ladies working and they were finishing up
Two other ladies and so so Julie and I just sat there and just had the massage for half an hour
Nice of this chair massage, you know, and they finished and they came and you know Rose
Yes, and
Really you soak your feet in warm water for and it's like a jacuzzi almost right and you're you got this jacuzzi on your feet
And it's and it's massaging your feet and then they come over and then they start
They bring out the power tools
the Dremel
And a Dremel and they were grinding the toes and they clean your cuticles and they normally don't have to do that
But they saw your feet. They actually said my feet were not bad mine were compared to other men and
I actually said horrible and they actually said a lot of men come in and get this done. Yes
I'm sorry. I was like how many men come in is like they're like a lot
Well, maybe maybe a
Guy should go in once in a while. I told Julie I was like maybe I'll get Paul and Sean to come in and we'll have a
dudes like us experience so we could talk about it I
Because it was yeah not nice so not to preempt nice not to preempt yours, but I did the same thing
I went in and my brother-in-law bought me one and
They were the girls that were there were talking in a different language and they were like talking and giggling and the whole time
Yeah, and the whole time I'm thinking down and they're thinking
These are the worst feet we've ever seen in our lives. Oh, yeah, I'm sure they worked on them for like they they brought out
They brought out cheese grater on my foot oh she's greater they brought out all sorts of power to greater
And at the end of it honestly, it didn't look better it didn't feel better
Oh my did really my look better, and they felt better because they might not get an erection from them touching
And I think I think my brother-in-law spent a hundred bucks on it
Well, I don't I don't know how much this was but they do your feet and then they massage your feet
They put lotion on your feet massage your feet and massage your calves
Same thing done to me on the rum cruise in Jamaica I
Recommend it, but they didn't do just the calf they went up to the inner thigh no they did not they just
Well tell you what dudes like a penicure. I'm in I mean I've never had one. I'll do honestly
I'll do that was my first one, and I I'm going back. I'll do it again
I'm going back. I'll do it. I don't eat lots of cabbage beforehand so that we can all sit together in harmony
So what you can fart the whole time and gas them out. What does that mean?
You don't want about gassing you out. No. You're not gonna gas me out ruin my experience
You know I'm uninviting him already right God. He's gonna fart everywhere
All right, thank you being with us. I'm Jeff. I'm Paul
I'm Sean
And we had to we had to get bourbon tonight. I'll tell you what Eagle rare on the second half guy
I'm a little toasty me too. Those are only 90 proof you pansy
Dude you filled up. We had like a cup each
We almost killed that bottle of Eagle rare by the way
Just keep going sir
Good night guys
Good night guys. This is good stuff man. We'll see you next week