1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,160 Thank you, Mr. Paul. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:14,520 A part two beer. 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:19,800 Part two beer, part two bourbon, part two everything. 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,440 This wonderful beginning of summer. 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,520 It was freaking hot today. 6 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:25,520 Mid summer it was. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,120 It's getting hot very early this year. 8 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,120 Ninety-four today. 9 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,120 It was hot. 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,120 It's climate change. 11 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,200 It is climate change. 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:39,480 If we had just listened to Al Gore when we had the opportunity. 13 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,480 How many years left do we have? 14 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,000 He said 12 years ago, 15 years ago. 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I thought it was supposed to get cold. 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Oh shit. 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,320 Is it supposed to get cold or hot? 18 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,320 I mean. 19 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,320 What do you mean? 20 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,800 It would make more sense it would be getting cold with all the pollution. 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,800 Why would it get hotter? 22 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,960 Because it's trapping the heat. 23 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,960 I don't know. 24 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:02,920 Well, back in the 70s, Time magazine had the great ice ages coming. 25 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:03,920 Something to that effect. 26 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:07,760 Where they thought the next ice age it was going to cool. 27 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,760 Well ice ages. 28 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,760 That didn't happen. 29 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,760 Well hold on. 30 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,880 Ice ages take like five to ten thousand years. 31 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,880 Well I know. 32 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,840 But they had four versions come out in about ten years. 33 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,840 Yeah. 34 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,520 Ice ages are like. 35 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,520 I thought you were talking about the movie. 36 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,520 Oh, I'm sorry. 37 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,520 Sid the Swamp. 38 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,200 Sid the Swamp. 39 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,200 Sid the Swamp. 40 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,200 Manny the Mammoth. 41 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,600 Because my father was a geologist and he's like, nah, we're going through an ice. 42 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,280 We're entering an ice age. 43 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,320 And I'm like, are you sure with all the global warming? 44 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,320 Global warming doesn't exist. 45 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,320 I know it doesn't. 46 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,320 I know it doesn't. 47 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,920 But I wanted to ask him. 48 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,680 He's like, no, we're going into a cooling period. 49 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,680 And I'm like, well, can you get on Fox News and tell everybody? 50 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,520 Just like the Weather Channel guy? 51 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,520 Yeah, the founder. 52 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,000 Oh, he threw down. 53 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Yeah. 54 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 We've covered that before. 55 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 That was good stuff. 56 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,680 Well, I also heard something that that kind of intrigued me. 57 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,560 I haven't looked into it more. 58 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,360 It was there's a difference between climate and weather. 59 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,360 Yes. 60 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:14,600 So climate change means like the climate here in Texas, specifically North Texas, is this. 61 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,840 But we get weather every day. 62 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,120 You get wind that comes in. 63 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 You get low and high pressure. 64 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,120 That's what I mean. 65 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,120 So you can't say. 66 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,120 Causes all these. 67 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,880 We have a hundred degree day today. 68 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,480 That was the weather. 69 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,760 So you're thinking your whole climate is going to change. 70 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:32,000 So in North Texas, you're thinking that climate is the temperature. 71 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:37,240 Weather is the low and high pressure that create the wind in the rain. 72 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,920 Well, the climate is different climate zones. 73 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,920 Oh, yeah. 74 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:41,920 Right. 75 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:42,920 So you have like the rainforest. 76 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:43,920 That's a climate. 77 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 Right. 78 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,920 Then you have the desert. 79 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:46,920 That's a climate. 80 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,920 True. 81 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:52,240 So climate change is telling me the desert is going to become a rainforest or something 82 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,240 in between. 83 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,240 Right. 84 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,880 You're going to change that climate. 85 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,440 But here's how short sighted everybody is. 86 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,080 Texas was an ocean. 87 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,080 It was a sea. 88 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,080 Yeah. 89 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,080 They're finding sea fossils. 90 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,080 Oh, that's perfect. 91 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080 Good. 92 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,080 I know. 93 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,560 They're finding sea fossils all over Texas. 94 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,320 So at one point, the earth was very different. 95 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,120 And how do you think it gets that way? 96 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,960 It gets that way very gradually. 97 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,240 And it gets that way because the climate changes. 98 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,720 No, it's because of manmade fossil fuels. 99 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:32,360 So here's how the water rises and falls because the ice melts. 100 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:38,960 So if all the ice on the planet were to melt, we'd have like... 101 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:39,960 Plenty of water. 102 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:46,920 We would have like one quarter of the landmass. 103 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,920 Yes. 104 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,920 No. 105 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 We wouldn't have any. 106 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,520 That's 100 percent not true. 107 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,520 What? 108 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,520 No. 109 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,200 If all the ice in the entire world melted... 110 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,200 You're saying it would be underwater? 111 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,480 No, it would not be. 112 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,480 Wow. 113 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,480 That's not what I heard. 114 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,480 Well, no. 115 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,480 Hell no. 116 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,480 I want to test that. 117 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,480 Well, okay. 118 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,000 Let's look at climate models. 119 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,560 If all the ice melted, how much land would be left? 120 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,560 Yes. 121 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,560 Look that up. 122 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,640 If all the ice melted... 123 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,640 I think it would just be Wisconsin. 124 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,640 That's it. 125 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,640 We'd all be huddled. 126 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,680 We'd be all huddled in mass in Jesus. 127 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,440 In Milwaukee or is it Madison? 128 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,000 Or maybe Green Bay? 129 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,280 Could be Green Bay. 130 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,280 We're all huddled. 131 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,280 The entire world... 132 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,040 We're all going to be Packer fans because that's the only team left. 133 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,040 Yeah, playing itself. 134 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:35,000 Here's what the world would look like. 135 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 See? 136 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Look at that. 137 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Don't get crazy. 138 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Florida's gone. 139 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Okay. 140 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Part of Texas. 141 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Part of Texas, but the bad parts. 142 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 What does that mean? 143 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I don't know. 144 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 I'm just kidding. 145 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh, it's a bad part. 146 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 It's a bad part. 147 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 It's a bad part. 148 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 It's a bad part. 149 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 It's a bad part. 150 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Oh, it's a video. 151 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 There's Australia. 152 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,520 How the earth would look if all the ice melted. 153 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,520 Hold on. 154 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,000 Why does Australia have a gigantic lake in the middle? 155 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,240 Yeah, how did that ice melt? 156 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,840 Yeah, that has nothing to do with anything. 157 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,200 That cold bullshit on that. 158 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,200 Well, that's not a very... 159 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,840 There's a whole lot of lamb ass left. 160 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,840 Exactly. 161 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:06,840 Thank you. 162 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,840 So I win. 163 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,840 Well, I guess you do. 164 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,840 Like Jeff, I'm right. 165 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,840 Correct. 166 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,360 Well, he's always right. 167 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,360 He's not always right. 168 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,360 He knows stuff. 169 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,360 I'm mostly right. 170 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,360 He was wrong about Northman. 171 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,280 Just a little pub of Africa disappears. 172 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,280 Pub? 173 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,280 Pub. 174 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,280 A little bit of Tripoli. 175 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,600 Oh, it makes some islands, right? 176 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,600 It makes some coasts. 177 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,600 You know what? 178 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,360 You know how everybody wants waterfront property? 179 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,360 You're creating more of it. 180 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,760 We're creating more waterfront property. 181 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,640 I know that might seem... 182 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:36,640 It's not that bad. 183 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,640 Look at that. 184 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,200 Oh, China takes a hit. 185 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,440 China takes a big hit. 186 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:43,440 Oh, yes. 187 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,440 Nice. 188 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,440 A lot of new waterfront property. 189 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,440 Shanghai's under the town. 190 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,440 Shanghai's under water. 191 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,440 Japan's fine. 192 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,280 They're a bunch of mountains. 193 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,800 What happens to South America? 194 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 Here we go. 195 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,720 Oh, Argentina takes a big hit. 196 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,880 So does... looks like to be the Amazon. 197 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,040 What is that? 198 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,040 I don't know. 199 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,040 What landmass is that? 200 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,040 They're just being stupid now. 201 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,040 Is that Pangaea? 202 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,880 Yeah, they're just being stupid now. 203 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:09,880 So... 204 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,880 Oh, here's North America. 205 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,980 Oh, man. 206 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:13,980 This is where? 207 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:14,980 Oh, that's... 208 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:15,980 That's Mexico right there. 209 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:16,980 San Diego. 210 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,920 Hopefully all of Florida is gone. 211 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,920 I mean, San Francisco. 212 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,920 San Francisco's still there. 213 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,920 Damn it. 214 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,360 Portland could potentially fall in. 215 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,360 I'm good with that. 216 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,360 Florida disappears. 217 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,880 Florida gets nuked, bro. 218 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,360 Well, it's low anyway, right? 219 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,200 I mean, it's basically big swamp land anyway. 220 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,200 Yeah. 221 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,200 New Orleans is gone. 222 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,640 Boy, we'd almost have beachfront property here in Dallas. 223 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,640 There we go. 224 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,640 See? 225 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,640 Our land value would go up. 226 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,640 Yeah. 227 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,640 Oh, man. 228 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,640 That's a lot, though. 229 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,240 Louisiana gets nuked, too. 230 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,960 Yeah, Louisiana's basically gone, according to this simulation. 231 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,960 So every... 232 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,960 Well, there you go. 233 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,800 Every ice age, I mean, so is this... 234 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,280 I mean, does the ice... 235 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:01,680 I mean, the process of going into an ice age, do we melt completely? 236 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,360 No, no, the opposite. 237 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,360 You freeze. 238 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,360 You freeze. 239 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,360 Yeah, but at some point you gotta melt. 240 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,360 And the glaciers come down. 241 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,240 Oh, yeah, there's ice age and there's... 242 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,640 We're in the melt stage. 243 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,640 No, we're in the ice age. 244 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,640 We're not right now. 245 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,640 Well, that's what my dad said. 246 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,560 But remember, 10,000 years. 247 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,560 You can't look at... 248 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,560 But our ice is shrinking. 249 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,560 Well, you can't look at... 250 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,000 You can't look at the little things that are happening. 251 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 So what is he looking at, then? 252 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 YouTube. 253 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Oh. 254 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 TikTok. 255 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,480 Yeah, I should have said TikTok. 256 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,480 My dad's on TikTok. 257 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,040 Dan Quayle is what you said? 258 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,160 I don't know. 259 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,840 That's what he told me. 260 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,840 He doesn't have a TikTok channel? 261 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,880 No, no. 262 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,640 My dad's convinced the government's spying on everybody. 263 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,640 They're getting there. 264 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,640 Which he's right. 265 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,840 They're getting there with all of these in-home things. 266 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:59,280 My dad has two computers, two laptops, one that's connected to the Wi-Fi and one that's 267 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,880 not. 268 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:05,600 And the important stuff he does is on the one that's not because he's convinced he's 269 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,600 gonna get hacked. 270 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,600 So important stuff like... 271 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,600 Right. 272 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,600 Like what? 273 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,600 Exactly. 274 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,200 Solitaire? 275 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:20,360 So you're using a thumb drive to move files to go to the other one? 276 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360 I don't know. 277 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 I don't know. 278 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,840 Because now all of a sudden the important stuff is now on the other one. 279 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,520 You know the irony of this whole thing? 280 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,520 He's like, yeah. 281 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,520 He calls me. 282 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,440 He's like, I don't understand why this is happening and that's happening. 283 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,600 I'm like, okay, dad. 284 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:38,360 And I go up and I set online accounts for everything for him. 285 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,120 All of his everything. 286 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,080 And so I set the exact opposite of what he wanted to happen because he thinks he's gonna 287 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,080 get hacked. 288 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,600 Anyway, so I'm logging into all of his stuff. 289 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,000 I'm seeing what his account numbers are. 290 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,160 I'm seeing what his balances are. 291 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,280 I'm taking care of stuff. 292 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,960 I'm transferring stuff. 293 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,720 When it gets low, I'm managing his money, quite honestly. 294 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:01,080 And it's just ironic that he's like, I don't want to connect to the internet, the wild 295 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,080 world web. 296 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,400 Let's think about thinking. 297 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,600 People think a lot. 298 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:10,400 And people are thinking that Twitter is gonna be gonna die. 299 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,120 It could. 300 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,120 So it could. 301 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,120 Elon Musk. 302 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:19,480 I can see it now better than I could last week, put it that way. 303 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:25,400 So Elon initially went out and was like, hey man, look, I'm gonna buy Twitter. 304 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,080 They were like, no. 305 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,960 And then they were like, wait a minute. 306 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,400 It's probably the best thing for. 307 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,400 No, the board. 308 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,560 The board employees were like, oh my God, we're gonna get saved by the board. 309 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,440 Oh, the board backstabbed us. 310 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:43,360 I mean, they're a bunch of little crying, little crying bitches, man. 311 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,200 All the people that work at Twitter are the snowflakes. 312 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,400 We were like, they wouldn't be able to handle the real world. 313 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:54,640 What they did is they got jobs at Twitter and just continued their college career. 314 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,880 A fake, ridiculous world. 315 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,880 Correct. 316 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,520 That is absolutely insane. 317 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:07,480 So what Elon is doing is he is equalizing the whole media thing. 318 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,480 He is. 319 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,480 And you know what? 320 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,480 And God bless him. 321 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,600 And I think he's gonna do it one little step at a time. 322 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:20,840 You know, we'll start with Twitter and hopefully he'll gobble up some sort of news program. 323 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,760 What if he were to buy CNN? 324 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,000 He probably could cheap. 325 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah. 326 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,400 Because AT&T just sold it to Warner Brothers. 327 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,400 Can you imagine if he gobbles up like the cable news network? 328 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,160 What about like Don Lamon would think about that? 329 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,480 Oh, dude, they fuck him. 330 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,480 He would be gone. 331 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,480 Brian Stelter. 332 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,480 Oh, what? 333 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,480 I like him, though. 334 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,680 I do think he's really good looking. 335 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,680 He's no. 336 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:53,480 No, he he can talk. 337 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:58,360 He could spin his way out of a bunch of bullshit loser, but he's so full of shit. 338 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,120 Oh, they're all a bunch of fucking liars. 339 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:06,080 I wonder what he's like off the air or is he like, man, I spun that shit good tonight. 340 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,080 Yeah, like high five. 341 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,080 Yeah. 342 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,080 Whoa, dude, you're good. 343 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,080 He's like, dude, this is getting hard. 344 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:14,600 I mean, does he really believe that shit or is this like, man, I just I sold it. 345 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,560 I'm telling you, these people do believe it. 346 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,560 That's true. 347 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,560 They live in a bubble. 348 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,560 They believe it. 349 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,560 They believe it. 350 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,040 And they don't they don't understand anything outside of that. 351 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,320 Except that they're given talking points and they have to don't don't don't they stop for 352 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,160 a second and go, hmm, well, that's not what he said. 353 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:38,960 I like it when a college student berated seltzer in front of everybody saying, well, you know, 354 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:43,320 what happened with he caught out all the all the bad things that CNN is doing. 355 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,040 Everything like the thing, all the controversy. 356 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,680 You're wrong about this. 357 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,120 You're wrong about the Russia, Russia, Russia. 358 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,760 You're wrong about the kid in front of the Indian guy. 359 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,000 You were wrong about. 360 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,720 And they got they got nailed on it. 361 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,160 He was he was like, is it a time for lunch? 362 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,160 Yeah, he was. 363 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,160 He couldn't answer it. 364 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,160 Did you? 365 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,160 Yes. 366 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,160 He goes, is it a time for lunch? 367 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,160 That's that was his response. 368 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,160 Yeah. 369 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,160 Loser. 370 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,160 The thing about it is that he knows, you know, this is all they know. 371 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,160 They all know. 372 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,280 That's my point is that, you know, this is this could be a fantastic thing that Elon's 373 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280 doing. 374 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,280 I agree. 375 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,800 And it's not a matter of what this is a matter of what's right and wrong. 376 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:30,000 You know, it's tired that the power of suggestion and this media influence has got to dissolve. 377 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 The people are better than that. 378 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Yeah, there is. 379 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:37,200 I think we're leaning or at least it's so far to the left right now, but it's starting 380 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,760 to show off life. 381 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,760 They're starting to Twitter to the Twitter. 382 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,040 They're starting to twitch to the other side there. 383 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,200 In my opinion, there's a shelf life on this wokeness. 384 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:51,000 There's a shelf life on this extreme liberalism, like being dominating politics. 385 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Correct. 386 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 There's a shelf life to it. 387 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 I think it's going to take a while. 388 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,520 I think we're seeing the tip of the switch. 389 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,520 Yep. 390 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,600 It's not we're not all the way there yet, but I think it's started. 391 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,960 I think it's going to be a slippery slope once it gets going. 392 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,840 Yeah, because I think people are starting to open their eyes. 393 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,280 Well, I mean, look what they're talking about with for the next election. 394 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,560 Twenty twenty two like this fall. 395 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,560 Right. 396 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,560 They're saying bloodbath. 397 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,640 Well, they're also well now the press is starting to spin. 398 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,160 Well, maybe not because of Rovers. 399 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,920 Wait, give me a break. 400 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:31,440 And then you see some some some polls where that's not even ranked right in the consideration 401 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,440 of what people are saying. 402 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:37,360 You're going to have your hardcore feminists and people who are going to vote that way, 403 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,200 just specifically on that one topic. 404 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:45,040 You have one topic of voters and then but everyone else you have inflation. 405 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,240 You have a crime. 406 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,540 You have the immigration. 407 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,520 You have the school bullshit that's going on. 408 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,520 Oh, yeah. 409 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:56,680 And then down here at the bottom, you may have Rovers as Wade. 410 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:01,280 But I think what people don't understand and maybe they do, I don't know, is this is going 411 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,280 to stop abortions. 412 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,880 It's just going to throw it down to the state level. 413 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 That's it. 414 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,880 Yeah. 415 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,520 But what they're arguing is now somebody has to travel fifteen hundred miles to go to a 416 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,840 state that will allow abortion. 417 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,840 And that necessarily. 418 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,880 Well, I mean, maybe. 419 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,880 Yes. 420 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,360 And that could be real. 421 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,360 Right. 422 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,440 Because if Texas says, OK, well, if you really want one. 423 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,440 Right. 424 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,440 Then go do that. 425 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,440 Well, and that's what they're saying. 426 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,520 Now they're saying they're the Democrats. 427 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,840 Time to think about it. 428 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:35,160 Well, the Democrats are encouraging companies as a benefit to provide airfare for free to 429 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,120 fly somewhere where you can get an abortion. 430 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,120 Fuck that. 431 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,120 No, that's what they're pushing for. 432 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,120 The Democrats are. 433 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,120 No. 434 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,520 If I was a corporation, like, no, not a crazy. 435 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,520 No. 436 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,120 If you want to do that, just like if you want to smoke, there's a surcharge for that. 437 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,160 If you want an abortion, there's a surcharge for that. 438 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,160 Here's what's so incredible. 439 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:56,760 If you want to fuck irresponsibly and get pregnant, there's a surcharge for that. 440 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,000 And you know what? 441 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,560 We haven't talked about the abortion issue too much because, I mean, it's a hot item. 442 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,560 Right. 443 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560 It's a hot, hot item. 444 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,760 But you know what? 445 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:13,560 I've seen plenty of movies in Hollywood and in real life, actresses that talk about having 446 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,600 a child. 447 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,000 It was the most amazing. 448 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,240 Being a mother was the most amazing. 449 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,320 I mean, they cherish childhood. 450 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,920 They cherish having a baby. 451 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:28,880 They cherish starting a family and yet they're staunchly pro-choice. 452 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,880 Right. 453 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880 Right. 454 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,120 And that's another thing. 455 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:38,580 So on the conservative side, you have pro-life anti-abortion. 456 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,880 On the other side, you have pro-choice. 457 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,880 Where's anti-life? 458 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,880 I call it pro-abortion. 459 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,880 Yeah. 460 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,920 But have you ever heard the term anti-life? 461 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,920 No. 462 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,880 And isn't it fitting? 463 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:56,280 Well, it is because today they've gone so far. 464 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,760 That bill they tried to pass. 465 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,760 Yeah. 466 00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,760 Up until the point of birth. 467 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,200 Up until that baby is crowning. 468 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200 Crowning. 469 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200 You could kill it. 470 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,200 Yeah. 471 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,760 And I sent you guys a video of that lady that says... 472 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,760 Yeah, she was like, wow. 473 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,760 You know what? 474 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,360 What if your baby's two years old? 475 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,360 It's the mother's choice. 476 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,360 Yeah, she was like, it's the mother's choice. 477 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,360 It's the mother's choice. 478 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,360 You know what? 479 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,120 You know why? 480 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:23,600 That video was kind of misleading because that lady was ignorant and that lady also 481 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,600 knew that she couldn't draw a line. 482 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600 She was stuck. 483 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,800 Yeah, she was stuck. 484 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,680 She couldn't draw a line to say, oh no, in that instance it's not okay. 485 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,680 No. 486 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,160 She had to say in every instance, it's okay for the mother to choose. 487 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,000 Well, that lady should have said, so could your mom come up right now and shoot you in 488 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 the head? 489 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Right. 490 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And she would be justified. 491 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,200 She said, well, it's the mom's choice, going, oh my God, I sound like a fool. 492 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,760 The whole time she's saying it, she knows she sounds like a fool. 493 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,760 But she can't say it. 494 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,760 But she can't put conditions on it. 495 00:16:55,760 --> 00:17:02,160 What was the executive that was saying, well, what's the definition of woman? 496 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160 And then... 497 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,760 Unless the Supreme Court justices got elected, not elected, but appointed. 498 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,760 Appointed. 499 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,440 She couldn't define a woman because she's not a biologist. 500 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:15,360 But there was some Asian woman that was... you sent it today. 501 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:21,040 It was a link where there was some sort of director of AAYA. 502 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,040 Yeah. 503 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,040 Yeah. 504 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,040 What was that? 505 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:28,400 Somebody... there was a senator or a congressman that was into... 506 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,520 I did send that. 507 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,520 What was that? 508 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:35,720 But yeah, he was trying to get out of her what the definition of a woman was. 509 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,080 And can men have babies? 510 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,080 And she said, yes, they can. 511 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,800 Because men can have women. 512 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 Babies, yeah. 513 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800 What do you say a woman is? 514 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800 I believe that everyone can identify for themselves. 515 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,800 Do you believe then that men can become pregnant and have abortions? 516 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,800 Yes. 517 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 I mean, yes. 518 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,800 What the hell? 519 00:17:47,800 --> 00:18:03,600 She was thinking, I know this is going to sound really dumb. 520 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600 Yeah. 521 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600 Yes. 522 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600 Yes, yes, I can. 523 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,600 Yes, they can. 524 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:14,520 I think the follow up should be, so that guy, who's obviously a guy, so I can get pregnant 525 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,860 and have an abortion. 526 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:20,080 So now I have a say in abortion rights. 527 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,820 The reality is, yes, he can. 528 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:25,420 He can go through a sex change. 529 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:28,320 I don't know at that age, but no, this has happened. 530 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320 Good Lord. 531 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 No, no, no, this has happened. 532 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,320 But that's the logic. 533 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,320 Men can have babies. 534 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,440 So you're saying, I am a male. 535 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,440 There was... 536 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440 If I can get pregnant... 537 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:41,080 There was a male that went through a sex change and got pregnant. 538 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 No. 539 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080 Yes. 540 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,080 It's impossible. 541 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,080 No. 542 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,080 No. 543 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,080 They inserted the womb and ovaries and everything. 544 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,080 Yes. 545 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,080 No. 546 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,080 That's called Arnold Schwarzenegger. 547 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,080 Look it up, Mr. Producer. 548 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,080 That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. 549 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,080 Look it up. 550 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080 In a movie. 551 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,080 No. 552 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,080 It was a dude. 553 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,920 He had facial hair and everything, and he was pregnant. 554 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,920 No. 555 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:05,560 That's a chick who tried to turn into a guy who got pregnant. 556 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,000 So they're calling it a man that got pregnant. 557 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Correct. 558 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Yes. 559 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,520 So he's taking testosterone, growing facial hair, and got pregnant. 560 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,520 That was not a man. 561 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,520 That's a woman. 562 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,520 All right. 563 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,520 Here we go. 564 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,120 Is it possible to conceive a baby after a sex change? 565 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,120 No. 566 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,040 From what to what, though? 567 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,040 This was a lady. 568 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,040 All right. 569 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,040 Hold on. 570 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,200 Because when you go through a sex change, I don't know if they... 571 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,200 A male to female. 572 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200 All right. 573 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Let's just hear it out. 574 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200 Let's hear it out. 575 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200 It says, in theory, it is possible... 576 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,200 No. 577 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,200 No. 578 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,200 It's not. 579 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200 It's very rare. 580 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,200 No. 581 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,200 What do you mean rare? 582 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,200 Has it ever happened? 583 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:44,560 If a male is actually genetically a female, has a womb, and had hormonal defects that 584 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:50,000 caused him to appear male, the operation would simply correct some minor structural abnormalities. 585 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Yeah. 586 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,320 But that's not the same thing. 587 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,640 What you saw, Calvin Klein, their new ad... 588 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640 Woman that became a man. 589 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,320 ...when they saw their Mother's Day ad, their Mother's Day ad, Calvin Klein. 590 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,960 To pull that up, Mr. Producer, Calvin Klein Mother's Day ad has a picture, what they're 591 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:13,640 saying is a man is pregnant with his wife, and she has facial hair, but she's also pregnant. 592 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640 And she had... 593 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,640 Oh, that's disgusting. 594 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,480 And she had boob surgery, because you can see the scars underneath her boobs when they 595 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,480 pulled her boobs out. 596 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,480 That's great. 597 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,480 Yeah. 598 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,480 That right there. 599 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 Hold on. 600 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,480 No. 601 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,480 That right there. 602 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,480 What in the... 603 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,480 No, no. 604 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,480 That picture right there. 605 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,480 No, no. 606 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,480 That's a girl. 607 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,360 That's a woman who has a scar on her face underneath her boobs. 608 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,360 So that is a... 609 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,360 So that girl is just dressed like a guy. 610 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,840 That's a girl who's taken testosterone, had boob surgery, and got in his bed impregnated. 611 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,840 Oh, no. 612 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,840 And they're calling that a man. 613 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,840 I'm sorry. 614 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,840 But that's not really a man. 615 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,840 No. 616 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,920 That's a woman who changed to a man, but left the parts intact. 617 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,920 Look at her thighs. 618 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,920 Correct. 619 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,520 Yeah, those thighs are completely a female's thighs. 620 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,520 Those are female thighs? 621 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,520 Yeah. 622 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,520 Look at the hands. 623 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,520 Look at the hands, very female. 624 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,520 Well, yeah. 625 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,960 Look at the pregnant stomach. 626 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,960 That's very female. 627 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960 Well, look at the scars underneath the breast. 628 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,960 Well, that's the way I look. 629 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,960 Look at the scars underneath the breast. 630 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,960 Oh, wow. 631 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,960 Okay. 632 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Wait a second. 633 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 That's how you look? 634 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960 Yeah. 635 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,400 I wish I'd give birth because I'd love my stomach to go down. 636 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:20,040 So this was the Calvin Klein Mother's Day ad. 637 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,120 Oh, I never saw it, by the way. 638 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120 Mother's Day. 639 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,120 It's fucking retarded. 640 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,120 That's retarded. 641 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,120 I'm sorry. 642 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,120 So you probably saw something like this. 643 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:35,960 The guy's got a hairy belly, or she does, has a hairy belly, has a beard, shaved head, 644 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,960 and she's pregnant. 645 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,400 What about the Project Veritas thing? 646 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,880 We're talking about Elon Musk. 647 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880 I'm sorry. 648 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,040 The logic doesn't make sense. 649 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,040 It doesn't make sense. 650 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,040 I'm with you. 651 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,440 And I don't know how they can argue the fact. 652 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,440 I don't. 653 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,440 I know. 654 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,880 So I know you want to go back to Twitter, but let me talk about the Sports Illustrated. 655 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760 Oh, the covers? 656 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,560 Yeah, the covers. 657 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,280 The wokeness that's going on out there. 658 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,280 Well, hold on. 659 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,080 Let's talk about that. 660 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,320 There's nothing conclusive. 661 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,720 Are there guys dressed in women's swimsuits? 662 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,880 No, no, no. 663 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,880 That's not what it was. 664 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,880 It was just this one is... 665 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:16,080 So you're all up in arms because there's an older woman and a fat bitch. 666 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,000 I'm not up in arms about it, but... 667 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,280 It seems like you're bothered. 668 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,280 No, no, no. 669 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,840 And I'm bothered because you're bothered about that. 670 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,040 Are you serious? 671 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,040 Yeah. 672 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,040 Who cares? 673 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,960 No, wokeness is creeping into everything. 674 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:32,040 Yeah, but I don't care that there's old farts on the Sports Illustrated program. 675 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:37,440 I don't care that you got chubby chasers or you got chubby women on the Sports Illustrated. 676 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,120 That seems to be more realistic. 677 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:45,160 What I care about is what's seeping in is if you got some dude up there with his junk 678 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,680 hanging out the side of a little bikini bottom and thinking that that's okay. 679 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,040 What if he's tucking? 680 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,760 Dad, I don't care. 681 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760 I don't care. 682 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,760 Yeah, see. 683 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,760 But I have a problem with that because... 684 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,760 I think tucking is real. 685 00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:00,600 The spirit of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition has nothing to do with dudes. 686 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600 No. 687 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,840 It has everything to do with us guys, dudes like us, whacking to the oldies on that. 688 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,840 No. 689 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:08,840 No. 690 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,840 It's not yet. 691 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,960 If it's not this year, it will happen. 692 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,240 It's going to happen. 693 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240 It's wokeness leads... 694 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240 It will happen. 695 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,600 Wokeness leads to all of that. 696 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,120 You will see a transgender dude up there. 697 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:25,720 I don't mind chubby women being on there because the woman they have on the far ride is a little 698 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:32,120 overweight, but she's not an ugly person and that needs to be appreciated. 699 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:36,080 The older woman up there, if that is a woman, you know what? 700 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,120 If it is a woman... 701 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,600 Hats off to her, man. 702 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,200 I don't have a problem with that. 703 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:47,520 To me, Sports Illustrated is supposed to... 704 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,920 The swimsuit edition is supposed to be universal when it comes to... 705 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,720 Celebrating women's bodies. 706 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,720 It's all types. 707 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,200 No matter what they look like. 708 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,200 No, I disagree. 709 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,200 I think it needs to be... 710 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,960 Michelle Obama should be on there with her big ass meat stick muff. 711 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,960 Meat stick. 712 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,480 I think it needs to be Cathy Ireland, Al McPherson. 713 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,480 I think it needs to be... 714 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,480 Cheryl Teague. 715 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,480 Cindy Crawford. 716 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480 Those types of people. 717 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,480 Cheryl... 718 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,480 Not this. 719 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,240 Now, Kim Kardashian, she's very attractive. 720 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,240 Is that Kim Kardashian? 721 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,240 On the far left. 722 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,240 On the left. 723 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,240 Good Lord. 724 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240 Look at that ass. 725 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,240 She could moon Europe. 726 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240 Wow. 727 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240 She probably could. 728 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,240 She's got a huge ass. 729 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,240 She's a billionaire. 730 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,720 So she is really... 731 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,160 Well, her and her Jay-Z... 732 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,640 Her herself is a billionaire. 733 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,120 Well, because of her reality show. 734 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,680 No, she has a business as well. 735 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,640 She sells makeup and all kinds of shit. 736 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,640 Really? 737 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640 Yes. 738 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,640 She's a billionaire. 739 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640 A billionaire. 740 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,640 Good for her. 741 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640 Talked about the capitalist system. 742 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:45,240 Hasn't really, you know, been horrible for her and her family. 743 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,240 I think it's ridiculous. 744 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,240 That's what I'm telling... 745 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,240 Both on false pretenses. 746 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,240 It's retarded. 747 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,240 Well, that's what I tell my boys when they're like, yeah, so and so, so rich. 748 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,440 It's like, I don't fault them for being rich. 749 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440 Absolutely not. 750 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,440 Good for them. 751 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,440 If they can do it, if they can get the money... 752 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,840 I will never fault someone's success as long as it doesn't trample on everyone else. 753 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,040 I will call them an idiot because I think they're trashy. 754 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,280 But I won't fault them for their smarts and their business acumen. 755 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,280 It's got to be legal. 756 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,000 It's got to be legal. 757 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,960 But if people are stupid enough to buy whatever they're selling or whatever services they... 758 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,960 So the problem... 759 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,280 Let's talk about the one in the second one from the left. 760 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,920 Is that a girl or is that a guy? 761 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,920 Don't you... 762 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:25,920 Now we don't know. 763 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,920 Don't do... 764 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,920 You don't know. 765 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,920 Now we don't know. 766 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,920 Come on. 767 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,920 That's the problem. 768 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,920 That better be a girl. 769 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,920 We don't know. 770 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,920 I think we need to zoom in. 771 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,920 What is this thing going to be released? 772 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:40,080 But my problem is why do we have to do this in the first place? 773 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,200 Why can't we keep going the way we were doing it? 774 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,200 What was wrong with that? 775 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,200 Well... 776 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,200 So let me go in a different angle. 777 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,400 It was a celebration of the incredible... 778 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,400 Actually I don't care. 779 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,400 I don't look at that. 780 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,400 I don't get the magazine any either. 781 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,280 Let me go a different angle on this. 782 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:05,520 So imagine women that have spent their whole lives in the pageant system, staying in shape, 783 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,520 staying... 784 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,520 That's so sexist. 785 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,520 No, it isn't. 786 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,520 They're diet... 787 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,520 They're training. 788 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,760 They're training like they are... 789 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760 We talk about athletes. 790 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,320 Yeah, but it's basically... 791 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,320 Who train for two different... 792 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,320 It has no merit. 793 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,560 Athletes that train for all sorts of stuff. 794 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,000 These women train. 795 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,600 They train for pageants. 796 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,600 They train. 797 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:30,680 And if any of those women land the cover of Sports Illustrated, that is their modeling 798 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,040 dream. 799 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:38,820 These women are working hard, working really, really hard to land a cover on that. 800 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:42,000 And then boom, that happens. 801 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,480 So where's the equity there? 802 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:50,800 Where's the hardworking girls that are doing everything they can to make sure their bodies 803 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,800 are perfect for... 804 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,240 Well, they're on Pornhub. 805 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,240 I guess. 806 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,720 Are you following me here though? 807 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,720 Yeah. 808 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,160 Suddenly all the rules are changing. 809 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,600 I get what you were saying earlier. 810 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600 We got to cherish... 811 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,600 All women's bodies are different. 812 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,600 We just cherish all those bodies. 813 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,600 I just don't care. 814 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,600 I don't care. 815 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,600 I don't care. 816 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,600 I don't give a fuck. 817 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,600 I'm tired. 818 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,600 That's how they win. 819 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,600 I'm fat. 820 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:17,800 Yeah, that's how they win is when you start to care and you're like, oh my God, I'm going 821 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800 to eat less. 822 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,560 They're hurting little kids. 823 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,920 They're hurting the people that are growing up, the teenagers. 824 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,280 The teenagers, the role models, they're kind of like, I want to be like that. 825 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,280 Fuck that. 826 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280 You know what you need to be? 827 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,280 You need to be normal. 828 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,040 What is normal? 829 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,520 That's supposedly supposed to be normal. 830 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,520 That is far right. 831 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,520 Far right is not normal. 832 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,520 That shouldn't be normal. 833 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,520 She's overweight. 834 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,520 Okay. 835 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,920 But being overweight is a normal thing. 836 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,480 How many times have we said we need to lose weight because we're not healthy? 837 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,040 You know what? 838 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,000 Would we ever be on the cover of Muscle and Fitness? 839 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,080 Maybe as an example of what not to do. 840 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,840 They're not making an example of her. 841 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,440 Where's the wokeness of that? 842 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:06,000 Where's the wokeness of GQ of overweight, not working out man being on there? 843 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,080 So dudes like us... 844 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,080 That would never happen. 845 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080 ...have us out there. 846 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,280 That would never happen. 847 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:16,080 My point is women, little girls like you said, should aspire to be something. 848 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,000 I want to be healthy. 849 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,120 Maybe not anorexic like some of these girls. 850 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,120 Yeah, exactly. 851 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,120 Not anorexic. 852 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,400 I'm not saying you need to be the pencil thin models. 853 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,400 You need to have a healthy looking girl. 854 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:32,440 If you're looking at like 1800s, 1900s, those women were very frumpy. 855 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440 Were they? 856 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440 What did you say? 857 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,440 And they lived to the age of 30. 858 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,440 Clumpy? 859 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,440 What? 860 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,880 And they lived to the age of 30. 861 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880 Well, did they? 862 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,880 Yes. 863 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,480 They got gangrene when they had a tooth problem. 864 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,480 Yeah. 865 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,480 No, I'm just saying... 866 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,480 And they lost their lower jaw. 867 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,480 Exactly. 868 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,520 Bad things happened quickly back then. 869 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520 Yes. 870 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,520 Hey, Paul. 871 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,520 They didn't have pelotons. 872 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,520 No, pelotons. 873 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:01,480 Did you hear about Nancy Pelosi buying memberships for Congress? 874 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,680 The entire Congress. 875 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,920 What in the fuck is going on there? 876 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Time out. 877 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,040 Nancy Pelosi bought... 878 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,040 Not Nancy. 879 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,040 It wasn't Nancy, was it? 880 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,040 That's what I heard. 881 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,160 It was Nancy Pelosi personally bought. 882 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,840 I don't know who is. 883 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:23,200 But it's either that or the government is funding personal memberships for all of the 884 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,200 Congress. 885 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,200 Oh, my. 886 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,200 Edmund or whatever you call them. 887 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,200 They were like... 888 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:35,920 So they purchased something for all of Congress so that they could sit on a stationary bike 889 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,920 while they're voting. 890 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,280 $2,000 stationary bike. 891 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,320 And the membership. 892 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,680 And the $300 annual membership. 893 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,560 The iFit membership. 894 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,560 The Peloton, yeah. 895 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,120 I fucking believe it. 896 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,560 But it was for all of Congress and their aides, wasn't it? 897 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,600 How is it that we have the money for that? 898 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,360 Oh, are you kidding me? 899 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,360 They just print it. 900 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,960 That is probably the cheapest thing they could buy compared to what they've spent. 901 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960 You know one thing I heard... 902 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,440 We have a $40 billion bill for Ukraine. 903 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:11,200 It was $34 billion and then they just peppered it in $6 billion. 904 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:17,080 I heard that the way they're paying for this is just printing the money. 905 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,080 Can we say inflation? 906 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,080 That's what they're saying. 907 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,200 Yeah, inflation is at 10% now. 908 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,760 How do we afford $40 billion for this? 909 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,080 Oh, they're just printing more money. 910 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,520 They literally said that? 911 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:27,520 Yeah. 912 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,520 They literally... 913 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,520 That was their answer for that? 914 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,600 Yeah. 915 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,680 And you know that $40 billion is actually nothing compared to $3 trillion. 916 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680 Correct. 917 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,680 Trillion. 918 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,680 Trillion. 919 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,880 And you wonder why we have inflation. 920 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,440 Well, $40 billion, that's less than Elon's paying for Twitter. 921 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,440 Yeah, well, it will be when they figure out that there's all... 922 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:54,120 They're handing Biden all kinds of praises because there's a deficit in his budget. 923 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,120 Whose budget? 924 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,120 We're talking about... 925 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120 In Biden's. 926 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,520 Well, because none of his shit's passed. 927 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:09,200 Well, that and plus his budget's gone down by 30% because there's not COVID this year. 928 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,600 He's so full of shit when he's saying he's cutting deficit spending. 929 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,800 I have the biggest deficit in the budget. 930 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,840 Well, before we get into politics, let's talk about our bourbon. 931 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,840 We have bourbon? 932 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,400 Paul, why don't you talk about the bourbon? 933 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,000 Yes, I will. 934 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Eagle Rare. 935 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,360 Eagle Rare. 936 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,960 I think the story of how you got the bourbon is even better than the bourbon. 937 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,760 Oh, he's in Las Vegas and... 938 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,760 No, I wasn't in Vegas. 939 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,720 I was in Lubbock, Texas. 940 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,200 He's in Lubbock going to Costco. 941 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,400 Vegas sounds so much better. 942 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400 He's in Costco. 943 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,400 Yeah, I went... 944 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,360 Actually, I got it cheaper than MSRP. 945 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:49,360 Yeah, I walked to the Costco in their little liquor section in Lubbock, Costco, and we were 946 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,360 checking out. 947 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:56,560 I bought a bottle of Patron for someone, and I was standing there waiting on her, and I 948 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,440 saw a bottle of Eagle Rare sitting there right next to the register. 949 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,440 The register. 950 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,040 I asked the guy, I was like, whose Eagle Rare is it? 951 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,040 You holding out for someone? 952 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,040 He's like, no, it's for sale. 953 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,880 I was like, how much is it? 954 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880 $27. 955 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,880 I was like, I'll take it. 956 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,880 I'll take it. 957 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,880 400 of them. 958 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,880 Yeah. 959 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,880 I was like, do you have any more? 960 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,880 He's like, no, that's the last bottle. 961 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,880 I was like, I'll take it. 962 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,240 And we left, and we were standing there, and my wife and I were standing just right outside 963 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,160 the door going, I can't believe we just found that for $27. 964 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,160 Holy cow. 965 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,440 And she looked in there, and there's another bottle sitting on the other register. 966 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,200 And she goes, go buy that one, too. 967 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,040 And I pushed back a little bit. 968 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,520 Unfortunately, I shouldn't have. 969 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,880 Yeah, we're going to need to talk about that. 970 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,880 I almost had the hand over my head. 971 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,880 What the hell is wrong with you? 972 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,880 I don't know, man. 973 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,880 I don't know. 974 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,880 Honey, I don't want to. 975 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,880 This is a unicorn. 976 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,640 I'm not comfortable buying two unicorns. 977 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,200 But anyway, I gave in. 978 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,200 I gave in. 979 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,200 Hold on. 980 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,920 That's not compete for sure. 981 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,920 I am perplexed. 982 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,920 Yeah, perplexed. 983 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,880 What was the roadblock? 984 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,880 I don't know. 985 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,880 I found this- 986 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,880 You said you were waiting for her approval. 987 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,880 No. 988 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,400 But even after she said, go get it, you still had an issue. 989 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,400 No, I didn't. 990 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,400 That's all right. 991 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,600 I might be able to relate to this. 992 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,400 It's like, you're not really supposed to buy more than one. 993 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,400 Correct. 994 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,400 You're not supposed to go out of the store, come back into the store, and buy the other 995 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,400 bottle. 996 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,400 That's someone else. 997 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,400 It's kind of cheating. 998 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,400 That's cheating. 999 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,400 Does it say limit one per person? 1000 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,400 It didn't say limit one. 1001 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,400 It didn't say limit one. 1002 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,400 Okay. 1003 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400 Is that resonating? 1004 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,400 But it wasn't on the rack either. 1005 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,400 Yes, that's probably what was going through my head. 1006 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,200 Do I have to go in there and buy one millilite? 1007 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,200 Oh. 1008 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,840 Well, that's not allocated either. 1009 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,840 That's not hard to find. 1010 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,480 But the reason why they took the rest of the rare breeds or the rare- 1011 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,480 Eagle rare. 1012 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:41,760 Eagle rares and split them out to different checkout registers is so that a jackass like 1013 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,760 Jeff wouldn't go buy one- 1014 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,760 I'll take all of them. 1015 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,040 Go out, come in, and buy the other one. 1016 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,040 That is not what's going on. 1017 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:52,440 So anyway, so I went back in, and I asked the guy, I was like, is that eagle rare? 1018 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,440 I'd hold for it, and he was like, no. 1019 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,160 I was like, I'll take it. 1020 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,560 So I bought it, and I have two bottles of the- 1021 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,480 Did you ask him if there are any more eagle rares for sale? 1022 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,200 Well, the other guy said, this is the last bottle. 1023 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:11,000 Yeah, the other cashier was like, you jackass, you bought mine already. 1024 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000 He probably was. 1025 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,640 He goes, that was the same jackass who bought mine. 1026 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:18,880 I guarantee those guys had that bottle up by their register so they could buy it at 1027 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,880 the end of the day. 1028 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:25,280 Hoping and praying nobody would know that it was the steal of the century. 1029 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,280 What kind of place is it, Costco? 1030 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,280 Costco. 1031 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280 $27. 1032 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,280 Let's talk about it. 1033 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,280 It's aged, guys. 1034 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 10 years. 1035 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,240 Seriously, if you worked at Costco, seriously- 1036 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,520 I'd put it in the back. 1037 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,520 That's my point, really. 1038 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:42,120 Well, you would, but at Costco they have control. 1039 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,720 Jeff just said he would. 1040 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720 I know, but they have control. 1041 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720 It depends what your manager is. 1042 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720 They catch people like Sean. 1043 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,720 It depends what your manager is. 1044 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720 They catch people like Sean. 1045 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,720 No. 1046 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,720 It depends what your manager is. 1047 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:51,720 If he's like, you're not allowed to put beer. 1048 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,720 If I find liquor back here stashed- 1049 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:54,720 You're fired. 1050 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,920 You're fired, then you stick it up by your register going, okay, I hope no one sees it. 1051 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,920 I hope Jeff isn't coming. 1052 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,240 I hope Jeff doesn't come to my register. 1053 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,960 It was stuck back way in the corner. 1054 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,920 Yeah, it was weird. 1055 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,320 It wasn't like, look at me, buy me. 1056 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,320 It wasn't right at there on top. 1057 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,320 I'm a good bourbon. 1058 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,320 Ding, ding, ding, ding. 1059 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,680 Yeah, he had it down low and underneath there. 1060 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,680 That's crazy. 1061 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,680 I just feel- 1062 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,680 All right, so let's talk about it. 1063 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,400 You should be proud that I got two bottles. 1064 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,400 I am proud. 1065 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,400 That you got two bottles. 1066 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,760 The distillery, gentlemen, which you already knew this and I was impressed, the distillery 1067 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,200 is Buffalo Trace. 1068 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200 Correct. 1069 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,200 The release is ongoing. 1070 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,800 It's 90 proof, 10 years for $29 MSRP. 1071 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,800 I paid 27. 1072 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,800 And you score two for $54. 1073 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,360 You know what I like about the match bill? 1074 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,360 It says it's under closed. 1075 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,360 Undisclosed. 1076 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,520 However, it does say that's Buffalo Trace match bill number one. 1077 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,600 Number one, yeah. 1078 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600 It's number one, Sean. 1079 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,440 Anyway, scroll down for us. 1080 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440 $27. 1081 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,440 Scroll down. 1082 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,440 Maybe there's something to go on. 1083 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,440 Eagle Rare. 1084 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,880 I don't want to read the whole thing because it's really boring. 1085 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,800 I smell a ton of maple. 1086 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:59,720 So Buffalo Trace offers a great range of single barrels all for under $60 with Eagle Rare being 1087 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:00,720 the least expensive. 1088 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,720 Really? 1089 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:05,080 While many were dismayed due to the recent removal of the single barrel wording from 1090 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,120 the label, don't let that deter you. 1091 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,520 For about $30 or less, you're receiving a 10-year-old single barrel that you can be enjoyed by almost 1092 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,320 anyone while you can pick your nose up at a bottle. 1093 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,680 Pick your nose? 1094 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,120 I thought you said. 1095 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:23,000 While you can pick up a bottle of Elmer T. Single Bear for a few dollars more, you have 1096 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,580 to realize that Buffalo Trace now has this bourbon on an unlimited release schedule. 1097 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:31,840 For the price and the fact that you can pick this up at any day of the year, this should 1098 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,400 be a staple in every bourbon lover's bar as it represents a phenomenal flavor. 1099 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,760 Phenomenal value. 1100 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,760 You know what? 1101 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,760 Dude, that is incredible. 1102 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:45,240 It's a huge bonus, but this is actually a super, super solid bourbon. 1103 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,040 It's a 10-year bourbon, guys, for $27. 1104 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,000 Are you kidding me? 1105 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,800 This is the steal of the century of anything we've tried yet. 1106 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,200 In terms of value. 1107 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,200 Not in terms of taste. 1108 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,200 No, the taste is good, too. 1109 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,200 But in terms of value. 1110 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,200 I think the taste. 1111 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,200 Now it's super caramely. 1112 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,200 Yeah. 1113 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,200 It's so much caramel, so much maple. 1114 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,200 It's sweet and it's subtle. 1115 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,280 It's so fucking awesome. 1116 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:14,000 You know, it's like the ride me a four roses small batch. 1117 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 And even E.H. 1118 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Taylor's small batch. 1119 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,320 And we have that downstairs. 1120 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,880 Dude, looking forward to it. 1121 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,880 I know. 1122 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,880 All right, let's move on. 1123 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,880 And E.H. 1124 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,480 Taylor is also a Buffalo Trace. 1125 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,480 I did not know that either. 1126 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,480 Yes. 1127 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,480 And you have that downstairs. 1128 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,480 I do. 1129 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,960 And I tell you what, if you ever go somewhere and you find Eagle Rare, buy it because it'll 1130 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,560 be cheap and it's good. 1131 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560 Hold on. 1132 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,400 I think we need to change that language a little bit. 1133 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,400 It's inexpensive. 1134 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,400 Thank you. 1135 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,400 It's inexpensive. 1136 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,400 Great point. 1137 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,400 Great point. 1138 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,560 There's a big difference between cheap and inexpensive. 1139 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,800 There's tremendous value. 1140 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,400 And I told these guys. 1141 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,600 The most value of anything we've had yet, quite honestly. 1142 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,440 When I was, I told this to the guys downstairs when we were pouring this. 1143 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:08,640 When I was in Nevada, I went to the one liquor store that had this and they wanted it for 1144 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,880 a hundred dollars for the bottle. 1145 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,880 Unbelievable. 1146 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,680 And I gave the guy shit. 1147 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,680 I looked at him. 1148 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,680 You're like, really? 1149 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,680 And I did. 1150 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,680 I was like, really? 1151 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,680 This is a $25 bottle of bourbon. 1152 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,880 And he just looked at me and he was like, dude, how do you know that? 1153 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,040 I mean, it's he's like, I just met a Somalian. 1154 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,040 Yeah. 1155 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,600 And he was like, I mean, the price of some of the other ones because he knew what I that 1156 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,760 I had at least a little bit of knowledge on bourbon and what it cost. 1157 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,800 He wouldn't even tell me some of the prices on some of these. 1158 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,720 He's like, you don't want to know how much that is. 1159 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,720 Fuck you. 1160 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,720 I want to know. 1161 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,720 I got money to spend here, bitch. 1162 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720 And I know what they cost. 1163 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,320 And I know what the work. 1164 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,320 I'm a Somalian. 1165 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,320 Yeah. 1166 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,320 Then he started. 1167 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,320 Then he started going, well, I'll take 10% off. 1168 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:53,360 So that's when I bought the H Taylor, which I, you know, that's still a $40 bottle that 1169 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,360 I probably paid. 1170 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,000 I didn't pay double for it, but you know, I paid a little bit more for it because I 1171 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 wanted it. 1172 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Yeah. 1173 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,800 And because we would have given you shit. 1174 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,800 Is that the one? 1175 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800 That's what it was. 1176 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,800 Colorado. 1177 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,240 That was that the one that you could have gotten for bucks that you could have bought 1178 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,240 three of them. 1179 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,240 Three hundred. 1180 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,240 Yeah. 1181 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,240 Three of them for 40 bucks. 1182 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,240 Cases. 1183 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,240 Yeah. 1184 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,320 So I paid I paid 70 bucks for that. 1185 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,320 Yeah. 1186 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,800 He had the case on the forklift and it was like beep, beep, beep. 1187 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800 And I was like, yeah, bring it over here. 1188 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800 And then I was like, wait a second. 1189 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,680 I changed my mind. 1190 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,680 I don't want that. 1191 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,400 I want the guys that are in the Twilight movie. 1192 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,400 I want the vampire. 1193 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 I want the vampire. 1194 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,400 Oh, whatever. 1195 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,400 Poor, poor choice. 1196 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,400 You know what? 1197 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,400 You guys suck. 1198 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,400 It was a stressful moment for me. 1199 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,960 I was in this tiny little alcohol liquor store in Montrose, Colorado. 1200 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,560 You should have flexed your bourbon muscles. 1201 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,240 I should have. 1202 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,240 But I panicked. 1203 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,240 You did. 1204 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,240 I panicked and failed. 1205 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,240 Thanks. 1206 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,240 Thanks, man. 1207 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,240 So can we move on to the next one? 1208 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,840 So can we do a group hug? 1209 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,160 Anyway, just to kind of pump me up for the rest of the podcast. 1210 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,960 I give this an eight and a half nine. 1211 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,960 Oh, yeah. 1212 00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,960 This bourbon. 1213 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,040 I'm going eight and a half nine for the value. 1214 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,040 Ten ten. 1215 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,400 I'm sorry for the value. 1216 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,400 Ten. 1217 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,600 No, you cannot top this. 1218 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600 I'm stuck at eight. 1219 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,600 No, you're stupid. 1220 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,600 Value. 1221 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,480 I'm talking about I'm talking about value. 1222 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,520 Add the value to eight and a half. 1223 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,520 OK, you're stupid. 1224 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520 Nine. 1225 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,280 What what taste are you going to get from this for a 10 year? 1226 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,000 That is twenty seven dollars. 1227 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,200 You're not for the value. 1228 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,360 Of course, I'd say I don't want to give anything at 10. 1229 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,160 It's got to be really value. 1230 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,160 Yeah. 1231 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,160 Look, it's fantastic. 1232 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,160 I'll give it that. 1233 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,160 Good. 1234 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,160 Eleven nine point nine. 1235 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,160 OK, let's move on. 1236 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160 Let's move on. 1237 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,160 We've gotten too much. 1238 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:46,120 So you're going to talk about the the Twitter we're going to get into. 1239 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,600 I think we beat the Twitter. 1240 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,920 Well, there are some aspects that I still want to talk about. 1241 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,080 But there's yeah, there's the whole project Veritas thing we didn't get into. 1242 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,160 That's the point we were talking. 1243 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,840 So you know, Elon Musk is he's blown up this whole thing. 1244 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,960 He's tag teaming a bunch of shit. 1245 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,520 So so OK, first off, we know he's leaning conservative. 1246 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,640 He's even come out and said that he would vote Republican in the next election. 1247 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,600 He's voted Democrat his entire life, he said. 1248 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,920 And he's going to he's going to go Republican deaths when it comes to covid-19. 1249 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:22,240 Somebody who has a lot to say about that is Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul. 1250 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,360 He joins us now. 1251 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,360 What is that? 1252 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,360 That's something different. 1253 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,360 Hold on. 1254 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,360 That was supposed to be. 1255 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,360 Yeah, that was Rand. 1256 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,920 Very smooth, smooth transition there, bro. 1257 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,920 But you know what? 1258 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:39,400 It's not my fault that your little project Veritas thing didn't work anyway. 1259 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:45,280 So Elon Musk, if you can quiet your phone, they pulled it down. 1260 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,160 Very fair tested. 1261 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,160 No, it's unavailable. 1262 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,160 YouTube did. 1263 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,160 Oh, YouTube did. 1264 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,160 Is that surprising? 1265 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,160 It's the Instagram. 1266 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,720 Go to truth dot com. 1267 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,400 Go to truth social. 1268 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,240 They can't take that down. 1269 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:02,000 Yeah, truth social. 1270 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Did you ever get a profile? 1271 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000 I mean, do they let you in? 1272 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,760 They don't have that on Android yet. 1273 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,880 Oh, God, how embarrassing. 1274 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,360 No, it's all right. 1275 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,600 So can I talk about it? 1276 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,600 Yes. 1277 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,400 I'm just saying that that's what really tells me, you know, some people could think like 1278 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,400 it's like disinformation. 1279 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,400 You know what? 1280 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400 That's bullshit. 1281 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,640 You know, any time they do an undercover thing like that, Project Veritas with the Project 1282 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,640 Veritas title on there and they yank it. 1283 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,120 Yeah, that censorship. 1284 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,120 That's misinformation. 1285 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,120 No, that's censorship. 1286 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,120 It's a full on censorship. 1287 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,120 That's bullshit. 1288 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,120 All right. 1289 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,120 So here's what happened. 1290 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,120 All right. 1291 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,400 So Elon Musk, right? 1292 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,400 He's leaning. 1293 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,680 He's leaning right. 1294 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:47,720 He has clearly said that Twitter is is censoring and it's a biased and he's going to buy it. 1295 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:54,680 And then and now it's on hold because he is disputing how many of the accounts, which 1296 00:42:54,680 --> 00:43:01,640 is the valuation of Twitter, how many of the accounts are real versus bots bots. 1297 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,360 And so they told him it was like less than five percent. 1298 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,080 And now he's saying it's way more than that. 1299 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,920 Well, because you were making the argument. 1300 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:14,800 Yeah, you were making the argument that if it is truly they find out as 10, 20, 30 percent, 1301 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:20,040 that means the whole basis, the foundation of Twitter being valued at what they are bullshit. 1302 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,040 It is. 1303 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,520 And the value is going to plummet. 1304 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,280 Because that's what their ad money is based on. 1305 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,640 So they're selling ads to say we have this making this number up 200 million members. 1306 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,640 Right. 1307 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,840 So I've got less than five percent of those are bots. 1308 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,400 So one hundred ninety five million people that will see your ad potentially. 1309 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,080 It's like a Jack Dorsey is laughing his way to the bank. 1310 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,080 He is. 1311 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,640 He got out at the right time. 1312 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,280 He got out at the right time. 1313 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,560 And they sell their ads saying you have potentially 100. 1314 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,560 I don't know how they do it. 1315 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,680 One hundred ninety five million people are going to see your ad. 1316 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,680 Potentially. 1317 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,680 Right. 1318 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:56,040 And now they may go, shit, maybe it's only 80 million instead. 1319 00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,240 How is that a class action lawsuit for the people that advertise? 1320 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,720 That's what they're saying. 1321 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,600 They're saying that they're saying advertisers can sue. 1322 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,600 They should. 1323 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,720 Shareholders are going to be able to sue. 1324 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,720 Oh, for sure. 1325 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:12,160 The whole nine yards users will be able to sue. 1326 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,160 All right. 1327 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,160 So let's go to the other angle of this. 1328 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,160 All right. 1329 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,040 So it's a very liberal company, very idealistic, psychotic leftist. 1330 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,040 Commie Commie. 1331 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,520 Commie Socialist that that are in this company hate. 1332 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,400 So Elon Musk takes over the company. 1333 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,560 They all panic. 1334 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:32,240 They're all talking like, oh, my God, you know, the company's going into hell in a 1335 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:40,520 handbasket, but then Project Veritas steps in and starts getting people to getting people 1336 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,520 to squeal. 1337 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,520 Right. 1338 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,520 I mean, who is that? 1339 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,520 I don't know. 1340 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,520 I just. 1341 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,520 Yeah, that was very nice. 1342 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,520 Thank you. 1343 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,520 That was very distracting. 1344 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,520 And I know what you're trying to do. 1345 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,320 You're trying to knock me off my horse. 1346 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:58,600 Anyway, so their project Veritas goes in there and there are multiple people that they interview 1347 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,480 that are dog in Elon Musk. 1348 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,480 Right. 1349 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:07,200 One of them is an executive that's saying, oh, he's got Asperger's and he's special needs. 1350 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,200 Oh, my God. 1351 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,200 He's special needs. 1352 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,880 And he's completely mocking Elon Musk, who is going to be the potential owner of this 1353 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,440 company saying we can't listen to him. 1354 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,240 He's his special needs. 1355 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:25,040 And then there was another one project Veritas that came out where a engineer admitted. 1356 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,040 And we all know this. 1357 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,040 It's not earth shattering. 1358 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,140 He was like, they're unbelievably biased. 1359 00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:35,880 They censor the right, they favor the left and, you know, and it's not right, but it 1360 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,040 is what it is. 1361 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,200 So there's the story on Twitter. 1362 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,680 I think there's a lot coming. 1363 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,160 Yeah, but project Veritas, they had the actual video video. 1364 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,600 And that's what I wanted to find. 1365 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,840 And we can't find that video. 1366 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,840 Yeah, you did. 1367 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:54,440 Well, I found the one where he was saying that we need to watch out for project Veritas. 1368 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,320 Let me see if I can play. 1369 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320 That was so funny. 1370 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:03,360 Unfortunately, it would be like you recording me right now and going and giving it to like 1371 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:09,360 the New York Times and like here I decided to go with the Twitter representative. 1372 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:14,360 Here's what he had to say. 1373 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,360 Corporate security targeting of tapes. 1374 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,360 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1375 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,360 You're going to read it. 1376 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:24,360 Let me see. 1377 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,360 And how to protect yourself. 1378 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,360 Oh, my God. 1379 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,360 How do you not bust out laughing? 1380 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:37,360 That's trying to just out the employees like they're trying to go on a really strong list 1381 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:44,360 and record them and then go sell it to the New York Times and say this is what the Twitter 1382 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,360 employee is saying. 1383 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,360 Like this is what's really happening. 1384 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,360 This is what they're calling us to not do. 1385 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,560 You're lucky that you met me organically because I would be questioning everything about you. 1386 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,560 You're lucky I met you. 1387 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,560 Organically. 1388 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,560 What happened to the sound? 1389 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,560 It's on my phone. 1390 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,560 No, it's not. 1391 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,560 It's on my phone. 1392 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,560 No. 1393 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,560 Yeah, we're wondering why the producer isn't stepping up and finding this stuff or doing 1394 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,560 anything. 1395 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,560 I mean, not doing anything but awake. 1396 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,560 But you're right. 1397 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,560 But you're right. 1398 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:15,560 They did pull down the ones where that same guy, the link was talking about the Asperger's. 1399 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,560 That's not there anymore. 1400 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,560 Yeah, they shut it down. 1401 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:23,560 Because I'm on the Project Veritas Instagram page and Instagram took it off. 1402 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,560 They did. 1403 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,560 It's amazing, guys. 1404 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,560 Censorship is unbelievable. 1405 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,560 Let me go to truth, see if it's there. 1406 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,560 Anyway, there's more shit coming down with Twitter. 1407 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:38,040 It'll be an interesting story because Elon Musk is now, ironically, Elon Musk is now kind 1408 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,040 of like the white horse. 1409 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,040 This is a humanitarian deal. 1410 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:47,360 He's the white knight of the right taking on big tech. 1411 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,360 He doesn't. 1412 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,360 He made it very clear. 1413 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,720 He does not want to be construed as right or left. 1414 00:47:53,720 --> 00:48:03,960 He's making it very clear that he wants a fair platform where people can talk without 1415 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,960 being silenced. 1416 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,880 If there's crazy shit that you're saying, well, you know what? 1417 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,080 There's crazy shit you're saying. 1418 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,480 And just fucking ignore it. 1419 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,880 Well, he also said within the law. 1420 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:21,080 So you're not going to be able to go up there and spout a bunch of illegal, I want to murder 1421 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,080 this person. 1422 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,960 And what does that look like? 1423 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:24,960 There's the problem. 1424 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,360 Well, there's a law and there's a threshold. 1425 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:33,360 That's what everyone's kind of had problems with to date is what is that threshold? 1426 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,680 Because you don't want a bunch of white supremacists to hop onto your social platform and start 1427 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,680 spouting a bunch of shit. 1428 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,680 And say kill as many of this or that as you can. 1429 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,680 Correct. 1430 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,960 So is that illegal to say that? 1431 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,440 I don't know. 1432 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,320 I don't know if it's illegal or not. 1433 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,840 If you make a declaration to kill somebody, I'm pretty sure that's illegal. 1434 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,920 So that's what he said. 1435 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:59,200 He goes, anything should be done as long as it's within the law. 1436 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,440 And that's a slippery slope. 1437 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,680 It is. 1438 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:10,040 Because I know Twitter, they have the frickin Taliban and ISIS that are still on there. 1439 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,040 Right. 1440 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,120 Spouting their bullshit. 1441 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:22,880 And from their perspective, they are thinking, you know, they're not like, ha ha ha ha, we're 1442 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,240 censoring the right. 1443 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:30,920 They're thinking the right is spewing hatred, spewing misinformation. 1444 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,700 They think they're doing the right thing. 1445 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:35,160 They literally think they're doing the right thing. 1446 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,160 That's the problem. 1447 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,160 Right. 1448 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,600 And you're using free speech and the law. 1449 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:44,360 They're using that as their justification for censoring. 1450 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,560 That's what's amazing about this whole thing. 1451 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,640 They literally think they're doing the right thing. 1452 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,960 I don't think they, I disagree. 1453 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,320 I think they damn well know they're doing the wrong thing. 1454 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,320 You think so? 1455 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,320 Absolutely. 1456 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:05,120 I think they know damn well that they are blocking unfairly censoring free speech. 1457 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,840 Completely biased. 1458 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:07,920 Absolutely. 1459 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,800 He says it. 1460 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,960 Yeah, that's true. 1461 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,760 He's outright doing it. 1462 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,760 It's a crime. 1463 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,920 It is a crime. 1464 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:22,720 And, you know, as far as I'm concerned, you know, I'm wondering who the gods are that 1465 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:26,120 removed that Project Veritas video from Instagram. 1466 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,000 Well, I mean, Google owns Instagram. 1467 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,440 Facebook owns Instagram. 1468 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,080 But, you know, what's next? 1469 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:37,120 I mean, Elon Musk, you know, I don't have anything bad to say. 1470 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:41,400 There's a lot of folks out there that say Elon Musk, there's Elon Musk that. 1471 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,160 I don't have anything horrible to say. 1472 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:50,000 The only thing is that I wish that he wouldn't have brought like the battery operated cars. 1473 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,960 And that's simply because not that I don't want to. 1474 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,960 Tesla? 1475 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,960 Look, it's great. 1476 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,960 It's a great thing. 1477 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,960 I want to have one. 1478 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,960 I get it. 1479 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,960 I understand. 1480 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:03,700 But as we discussed in the past, the batteries are just not there. 1481 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:07,480 You know, we could develop a finite amount of those batteries. 1482 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,240 And then after the batteries are depleted, what the hell are we going to do with them? 1483 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,600 That's basically it. 1484 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:17,200 Because once those batteries have a lifespan of 10 to 12 years, I think is the expected 1485 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,200 lifespan of those. 1486 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,000 If that and once they're done. 1487 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Yeah. 1488 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,920 And they're going that that is the environmental impact of that, aren't they? 1489 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,920 Yeah. 1490 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,480 And when they're done, you have to replace that whole battery system, which is 15 to 1491 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,480 twenty thousand dollars. 1492 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,880 So you're talking about the cost, just the cost of maintaining the vehicle. 1493 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:33,880 Not just that. 1494 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,120 The minerals involved in doing it. 1495 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,640 What are you going to do with those thousand batteries you're just tossing? 1496 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:44,360 How is that any different than having to store spent fuel rods out of a nuclear reactor in 1497 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,560 a lime in a lime cave? 1498 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,480 How often do you do that, though? 1499 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,480 Weekly. 1500 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,040 No, what I'm saying is it's just weekly. 1501 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,240 No, I don't think it's weekly. 1502 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,080 I think it's like 10 years. 1503 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,160 My point is that's what's happening now. 1504 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:04,040 And they are horribly against that, except they're not horribly against batteries, battery 1505 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:09,480 farms, massive amounts of batteries just have to be put into a fucking salt. 1506 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,000 I just think they're ignorant. 1507 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 They don't they don't know any better. 1508 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,720 They don't think they don't think past the I got an electric car. 1509 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:17,720 I'm saving gas. 1510 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,720 I'm saving fossil fuels. 1511 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:19,720 I'm doing my part. 1512 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,720 In reality. 1513 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,880 No, you're not. 1514 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,520 Because the cost of making those batteries. 1515 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,640 I think we need Elon Musk on the podcast. 1516 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,640 That's really the bottom line. 1517 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,640 Let's get him. 1518 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,640 All right. 1519 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:36,840 So I emailed him and said, you know, I said, yo, this is Sean. 1520 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,840 Yo, he this is Sean. 1521 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,840 Son of a bitch. 1522 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,840 And he was like, what? 1523 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:41,840 The one with the big dick. 1524 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:46,840 I tell you what, that would expand our viewership immediately. 1525 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,840 Oh, you think immediately. 1526 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:55,440 Do you remember when he sent out a tweet of a company name? 1527 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,880 It was coin, wasn't it? 1528 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,080 No, no, it was a company. 1529 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:06,680 All he one word company name and like you all happened to be the same name as a as a 1530 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:12,960 company in Texas, a small company in Texas that that was still on the stock exchange, 1531 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,160 although had not filed any SEC reporting in three years. 1532 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:24,160 And their stock went from like it was pennies like nuts. 1533 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:28,280 And then he and he had to correct that it wasn't that company. 1534 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,840 It was like a different company. 1535 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:31,840 Really? 1536 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,840 You guys have did not know this. 1537 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:39,640 No, but I could imagine made it made the owners of that little tiny company that basically 1538 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:46,800 had gone defunct, made them six thousand percent on their on their on their worth. 1539 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,800 Right. 1540 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,160 And then people are like, oh, shit, that's not the right company. 1541 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,800 Well, then it went away, though. 1542 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,800 Right. 1543 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,800 Well, yeah. 1544 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,280 Unless you sold it really quick. 1545 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,280 Yeah. 1546 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,280 I mean, but. 1547 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,160 But that's what I mean. 1548 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,160 If you got him on a podcast like this, we have 10 listeners. 1549 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,880 We whatever it would be blown up. 1550 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,440 We would never pay. 1551 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,440 Wow. 1552 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,560 We would never pay for bourbon again. 1553 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:20,800 You know, though, he doesn't he really I was going to say he doesn't have a lot to offer 1554 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,360 as far as he does talk, he does have a good conversation. 1555 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,640 I should back up on that. 1556 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:30,000 I mean, I've watched him for three and an hour, three and a half hours on the Joe Rogan 1557 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,000 show, you know, and he's he's got a lot of fantastic ideas. 1558 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,200 He's a busy dude. 1559 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,000 His brain works very differently. 1560 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,160 He has Asperger's and well, whatever. 1561 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,160 It doesn't fucking matter. 1562 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,080 Well, we don't count that because he's got Asperger's. 1563 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,440 He has a really deep voice, too. 1564 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,440 That shocked me. 1565 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,080 The first time I saw an interview with him, he was like, well, I don't know. 1566 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,720 I don't think it's real deep as I don't think it's that deep. 1567 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,080 I thought it was. 1568 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,080 It shocked me. 1569 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,560 I thought it was creepy. 1570 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,400 Actually, I think I know what recording you're listening to. 1571 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,400 And that was just a horrible sound. 1572 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,400 But you know what? 1573 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,840 I can see him as kind of quirky. 1574 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,440 He is as he is. 1575 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,360 I can see him coming on something like this, but he's very reasonable. 1576 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,360 Yeah. 1577 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,360 You know what I mean? 1578 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,360 He's very reasonable. 1579 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,600 Just he's just odd. 1580 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,480 He's got the regular dude. 1581 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:23,120 He's got the aptitude to sit there and spin anything that you talk about. 1582 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:28,800 You could talk about anything and he'll take it and regurgitate and have a response. 1583 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,320 And he'll give you an honest response. 1584 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,920 Like, you know what I mean? 1585 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,360 What do you have to fucking lose? 1586 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:40,160 I wonder if we sent him an email says, hey, we have a very small podcast, dudes like us 1587 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,480 for the four listeners. 1588 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,800 We would love to have you on the podcast. 1589 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,640 We're just regular guys who'd love to have a discussion. 1590 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,360 I wonder if we would get a response. 1591 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,680 Well, if he saw it, I say we try it. 1592 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:56,840 If we saw it, would he be like, let me see what I could do for these guys or whatever? 1593 00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:01,400 You know, how freaking crazy if Elon Musk was sitting at that mic right there in the 1594 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,200 corner and security all out there. 1595 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,360 Well, no, he does light. 1596 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,880 Lady would lady would blow them up. 1597 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,880 Lady would be gone. 1598 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:13,720 She would be standing outside because Elon Musk would be like, it's OK. 1599 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:14,720 It's OK. 1600 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,720 No, he'd be OK. 1601 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:16,720 Does he have an accent? 1602 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:19,720 I know he's South American or South African. 1603 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:21,560 He's South African. 1604 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,920 He has some kind of accent. 1605 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,920 He does. 1606 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:24,920 It's a funky accent. 1607 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:25,920 Yes, he does. 1608 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,920 It's weird. 1609 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,040 But you know, I need I need audio of Elon Musk. 1610 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,960 Please find this husky deep voice. 1611 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:36,680 Very central, central, central, central, central. 1612 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,160 I can't talk. 1613 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,160 Centric. 1614 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,760 No, no, I was saying so. 1615 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,760 Here we go. 1616 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,760 Here we go. 1617 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,600 I hope I'm right, because the interview I watched crazy deep voice. 1618 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,600 No, he doesn't know. 1619 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,040 He doesn't have a deep voice. 1620 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,480 That's what it was when I watched it. 1621 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,440 They must have had an EQ all the way down or something. 1622 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,520 My grandfather was actually American from Minnesota. 1623 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,520 There you go. 1624 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,520 It's a tenor. 1625 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,520 And my mom. 1626 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,520 Yes, not that deep. 1627 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,520 My mom was born in Canada. 1628 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:04,520 I do have some American background. 1629 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:08,880 In fact, a lot of people think like my name must be from some exotic location. 1630 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:14,520 But I was named after my great grandfather, who was from Minneapolis or actually St. Paul, 1631 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,360 I should say. 1632 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:20,360 And he was a superintendent and part time sheriff in 1900. 1633 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,940 And and I was named after him. 1634 00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:26,640 So I'm actually from Africa, named after my American ancestor from the Midwest. 1635 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:27,640 Yeah. 1636 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,640 Of all places. 1637 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,640 Right. 1638 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,360 What took your family to South Africa? 1639 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,400 Well, so this this interview was from 2014. 1640 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,280 That was like, you know, eight years ago. 1641 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,440 He was a liberal before he bought. 1642 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,240 He would bankrupt two or three times. 1643 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,920 So did Donald Trump. 1644 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,840 All the entrepreneurs go bankrupt multiple times. 1645 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:51,040 They say, they say, go, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. 1646 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,920 You succeed is that it's not just that when you say that he went bankrupt, it's like he 1647 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,920 would, you know, poor. 1648 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,960 No, he lost all his money. 1649 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,480 Well, no, but they have they have multiple layers of stuff going on. 1650 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,400 So they've got this business running that business. 1651 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,560 That business, he lost all his money. 1652 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,560 So he went broke. 1653 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,560 Yes. 1654 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,680 So I mean, that's what bankrupt means. 1655 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,080 No, it does not. 1656 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,080 Not all cases. 1657 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:17,200 But I've read that he lost all his money and he had to start completely over. 1658 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,920 And then he like they say, fail, fail, fail until you succeed. 1659 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,080 Well, that's what Abraham Lincoln did. 1660 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,800 That's what an entrepreneur does. 1661 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,120 And I don't have that element of risk in me. 1662 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,600 I don't like 16, 17. 1663 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,600 That's sad. 1664 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,680 He made a lot of attempts to be a politician and finally he made the presidency. 1665 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,000 Yeah, that's kind of weird. 1666 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,520 Let's just think about that for a second. 1667 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:47,000 What would fail, fail, fail, fail until you succeed mean for us? 1668 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000 What would that mean? 1669 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 We're living on the street. 1670 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,120 See what I get. 1671 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,120 I can't see him. 1672 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:55,120 I can't. 1673 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,000 I can't see him being broke, completely broke. 1674 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000 That's my point. 1675 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,760 Like, well, how do you get the next thing started? 1676 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:02,760 Is he that good of a... 1677 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,760 If you have no money. 1678 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,760 It takes money. 1679 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,760 Exactly. 1680 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,440 Is he that good of a salesman to go to a bank or the government? 1681 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,520 Because the government funded Tesla. 1682 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:14,640 They subsidied Tesla to get to where they're at. 1683 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,760 He had to sell that to somebody. 1684 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,440 He had to say, give me, I don't even know how much money he got, billions of dollars 1685 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,240 to start Tesla. 1686 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,240 Right. 1687 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,240 Investors. 1688 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,240 Investors. 1689 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,240 He had to sell it to somebody. 1690 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,920 He had to have a back pocket of some... that's probably why he started off as such a liberal 1691 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:35,080 because you would have to be in the liberal's back pocket to be able to get some... 1692 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,080 Maybe. 1693 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,080 Yeah, that's a good point. 1694 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,080 Maybe. 1695 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080 That's actually a very good point. 1696 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:43,280 They learned he was like, you guys are fucking corrupt, man. 1697 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,280 Yeah, these guys are cocksuckers. 1698 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,880 They have horrible fucking policies. 1699 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,680 And they're probably not even good cocksuckers. 1700 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,240 They probably have teeth and stuff. 1701 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,720 Yeah, not even very good. 1702 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,720 They didn't pull their dentures out? 1703 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,720 Yeah. 1704 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,720 Whoa. 1705 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,320 I mean, that'd be a... 1706 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,320 Yeah, it's not soft and supple. 1707 00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,320 Oh, Sean's mind's going, oh, really? 1708 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,320 He's thinking, he's really thinking through this. 1709 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,320 Pull those dentures out. 1710 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,320 Just gums. 1711 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,320 He's like, Chuck Schumer, no teeth? 1712 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,320 Oh my God. 1713 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,320 Chuck Schumer, what a... 1714 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320 Score! 1715 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,320 He shoots his scores. 1716 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,320 I can't stand his voice. 1717 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,320 Way left turn, Dallas Sports. 1718 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,320 Dallas Stars and the Dallas Mavericks. 1719 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,320 Start and nab. 1720 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:26,320 The Stars got kicked. 1721 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,320 Yep. 1722 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,320 The Stars got kicked by the dude. 1723 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,320 It was a fantastic run. 1724 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,320 It went to the seventh game, and they did very well. 1725 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,520 Actually, that's not true. 1726 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,320 They were not even supposed to be... 1727 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,680 In the playoffs, were they? 1728 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,680 In the playoffs. 1729 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,680 The Calgary Flames. 1730 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,000 The Calgary Flames doubled shots on goal. 1731 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000 I know. 1732 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000 That frustrated me. 1733 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,920 That really frustrated me. 1734 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:53,880 The only reason the Stars were able to even hang were they got some freak goal at the 1735 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:54,880 very beginning of the game. 1736 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,880 The very beginning, with the first five minutes, po-po-poom, score. 1737 01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,880 No. 1738 01:00:58,880 --> 01:00:59,880 First 40 seconds. 1739 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,880 40 seconds? 1740 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,880 Yes, in game seven. 1741 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,880 Yeah. 1742 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,880 Shoot, poop, scores. 1743 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,320 But no, they held their own the whole time. 1744 01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:10,960 But the problem is, you cannot rely on a goalie. 1745 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:11,960 The guy was Oppenheimer. 1746 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:12,960 Offer. 1747 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:13,960 Oppenheimer, the Manhattan Project. 1748 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:14,960 No, I know what it is. 1749 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,960 Offer something. 1750 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:16,960 It doesn't matter. 1751 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:17,960 The guy was stopping everything. 1752 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:22,960 At the very end of the game, the Calgary team... 1753 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,960 You took 100 shots. 1754 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,040 They were... 1755 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,720 The game went overtime. 1756 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,040 They had over 40 shots on this goalie. 1757 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,040 Compared to what? 1758 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,040 15 for Dallas? 1759 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,040 Yes. 1760 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,240 The Calgary Flames guys were... 1761 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,360 It was extremely cordial. 1762 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,400 When at the end of the game, it was not like... 1763 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,400 They were just like... 1764 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,400 It was sincere. 1765 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,880 Yeah, they were like, you guys played this harder than anybody. 1766 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,320 And when they got to the goalie, they were just like... 1767 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,320 Everyone. 1768 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,320 They were humping him? 1769 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,160 They might as well have dry-humped him. 1770 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,160 They were... 1771 01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,160 Raw-dogging. 1772 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,800 Dude, they were hitting him on the chest and putting him on the back. 1773 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,800 Gang, raw, dogging. 1774 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,280 Look, it says a lot for a goalie. 1775 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,280 It does. 1776 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,280 The last goalie... 1777 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,280 The respect. 1778 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,120 ...that did a shutout like that. 1779 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,120 You know what I mean? 1780 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,120 I'm thinking... 1781 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,120 Patrick Raw? 1782 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,120 Roy or whatever his name was? 1783 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,120 Montreal. 1784 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,120 Patrick Raw. 1785 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,160 I think Andy Moog when he went to the Jaguars. 1786 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:23,080 Who was the Buffalo guy that was really good? 1787 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,080 Josh Allen. 1788 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,080 Could be. 1789 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,400 That thing in Tredarius White. 1790 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,400 What? 1791 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,080 The Buffalo guy that was really good. 1792 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,080 Josh Allen. 1793 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,080 What is... 1794 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,520 An amazing quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. 1795 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,080 I think it's Scott Norwood. 1796 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,320 Shut the hell up. 1797 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,640 Really, you struggled with that? 1798 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,800 I think it's Scott Norwood. 1799 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:42,800 What's wrong with you? 1800 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,800 Norwood Scott Norwood? 1801 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:44,800 It's Scott Norwood. 1802 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,800 The kicker. 1803 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,800 Brad Wike. 1804 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,800 The greatest Bills kicker of all time. 1805 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:48,800 It's Wike Wike. 1806 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,800 Anyway. 1807 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,800 Three Super Bowls in a row. 1808 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:53,800 Wike Wike. 1809 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,800 Jim Kelly, Frank Reich? 1810 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,800 Frank Reich? 1811 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,800 He was Frank. 1812 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,800 That was a quarterback, right? 1813 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,800 I know. 1814 01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,800 That's what I'm saying. 1815 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,800 Yeah, Jim Kelly. 1816 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,800 Jim Kelly. 1817 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:02,800 You think Kelly got hurt? 1818 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,800 You're talking about Dominic Hay sack. 1819 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,800 Oh, whatever. 1820 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,800 Who? 1821 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:06,800 Hay sack. 1822 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,800 That's the Buffalo. 1823 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:08,800 Hay sack? 1824 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,800 It sounds like a ball sack. 1825 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:10,800 No, it's Hay sack. 1826 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:11,800 And it's not Patrick Raw. 1827 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,800 It was Roy Price. 1828 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:13,800 No, Colorado was Patrick...or something, Rory. 1829 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:14,800 Anyway. 1830 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,800 It looks like Roy, but they say it's French. 1831 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,800 None of us are hockey experts, but I will tell you... 1832 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,800 I want to get into hockey. 1833 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800 Me too. 1834 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:19,800 I love hockey. 1835 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,800 Me too. 1836 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,800 It's so much fun to watch, and I was watching it, and my wife... 1837 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,800 It's so fast. 1838 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,800 I'm watching it. 1839 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,800 I'm watching it. 1840 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,800 I'm watching it. 1841 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,800 I'm watching it. 1842 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,800 I'm watching it. 1843 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,800 Me too is so much fun to watch, and I was watching it, and my wife... 1844 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,800 It's so fast-paced. 1845 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,360 And so we were watching some bullshit on Netflix, and I was like, the Star Wars game's on. 1846 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,360 John Wayne Gason. 1847 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,360 And my wife was like, we can change it. 1848 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,280 And I was like, cool, let's watch hockey. 1849 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,440 And so we were watching it, and it's the kind of thing where it's like there's silence for 1850 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:50,560 a couple of minutes, and then she's like, whoa, why the...and then she's like, what? 1851 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,560 And it's not. 1852 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:55,480 30 minutes later, she's like going...I mean, she's totally into it. 1853 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,680 Anybody can get into it, especially playoff hockey. 1854 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,160 You know what I enjoyed about the Dallas Stars? 1855 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,040 We were watching the Stars, and it was fun. 1856 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,920 We could have gone to the Stars for like $10 a game. 1857 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,520 When they first came to the Dallas... 1858 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,520 I was at Game 6. 1859 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,520 ...from Minnesota... 1860 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,520 You bastard. 1861 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,520 ...then Mike... 1862 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,520 Thanks for the advice. 1863 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:13,520 Game 6, I was there. 1864 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,520 ...Geek Carbunoff... 1865 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,520 Geek. 1866 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,520 ...Gui, Guy Carbunoff. 1867 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,520 Guy. 1868 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,520 Mike Hart... 1869 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:19,520 Who was the... 1870 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,520 Who was the center? 1871 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,520 Mike something. 1872 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,520 Mike Madonna. 1873 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,520 Mike what? 1874 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,520 Mike... 1875 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,520 Mike Madonna. 1876 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,520 Mike Madonna. 1877 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,520 He wasn't a center. 1878 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,520 And you had the brothers that were there. 1879 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:30,520 Daring Hatcher. 1880 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:31,520 Daring Hatcher. 1881 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:32,520 Brett Hall. 1882 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,520 The Hatcher brothers. 1883 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,520 He was like... 1884 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:35,520 There's no Hatcher brothers, just one guy. 1885 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,520 No, there was two brothers. 1886 01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:37,520 Daring and Duyan. 1887 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:38,520 No, whatever. 1888 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,520 I don't know who the other one was. 1889 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:40,520 Daring, that's a fruit. 1890 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:41,520 But the thing about the... 1891 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,520 What? 1892 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,520 Daring is a fruit. 1893 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,520 What was awesome about the Stars... 1894 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,520 I didn't call him a fruit. 1895 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:46,520 You'll kick my ass. 1896 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:53,040 ...is that whenever they would get a guy in the penalty box, for some reason, when they 1897 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,560 play four on five... 1898 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,560 They play better? 1899 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,120 They did play better. 1900 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,120 No. 1901 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,120 Yes. 1902 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,120 They don't. 1903 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:02,120 Yes they do. 1904 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,120 Is that what Eddie Bell for? 1905 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,120 Oh my God. 1906 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,120 No, I'm telling you. 1907 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,120 Who has a bourbon now. 1908 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:10,280 That Dallas Stars team that were playing in the late 90s, early 2000s. 1909 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,480 Yeah, they won the whole thing. 1910 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,280 They got the Stanley Cup. 1911 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:18,040 That specific team, that's why I'm saying they were badass. 1912 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,560 And for some reason, they could bust ass and then all of a sudden two guys get in the penalty 1913 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:29,240 box and all of a sudden three on five would like manhandle those five other players. 1914 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,800 And I'm like, I don't get it. 1915 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,800 I don't fucking get it. 1916 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800 And that's where you get these breakaways. 1917 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800 We might need to fact check this. 1918 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,800 Next thing you know it'll be two on five. 1919 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,800 Yeah, two on five. 1920 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:38,800 One on six. 1921 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,800 One on... 1922 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,800 They pulled the goalie. 1923 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,760 Yeah, once you get to a point they add a player to the other team. 1924 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:43,760 Yeah. 1925 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,920 No, they pulled the goalie because they just couldn't stop the one guy. 1926 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:47,920 The Dallas Stars... 1927 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:48,920 One on six. 1928 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,920 ...are awesome. 1929 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,920 We just can't score on this game. 1930 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,760 We just can't score on this guy. 1931 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,760 It's unbelievable. 1932 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:54,760 It's the Mighty Ducks. 1933 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,760 When they came into town, we ended up watching... 1934 01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:02,160 I ended up getting free tickets because I was at the Humperdinks in Los Colinas and they 1935 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,760 would frequent that because the Dallas Stars practice break was right around the corner. 1936 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:09,640 So they would go up there and they always had these extra tickets and they'd always 1937 01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,880 give me a bunch and I'd invite all the cocktail waitresses and we'd all go and have a great 1938 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:13,880 time. 1939 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,880 And we went and I saw... 1940 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:15,880 Did you get a handy? 1941 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:16,880 By who? 1942 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:17,880 I don't know. 1943 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:18,880 All the cocktail waitresses. 1944 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,880 By any of the hockey players that came by? 1945 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:21,880 No, the hockey players. 1946 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:22,880 No, they had the big gloves. 1947 01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:23,880 That would hurt. 1948 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,880 What about the coach? 1949 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,880 No. 1950 01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,880 They have soft hands. 1951 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:27,880 Ken Hitchcock? 1952 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:28,880 Whoa. 1953 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:29,880 What? 1954 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:30,880 What's going on there? 1955 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,880 He was a coach, right? 1956 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:34,880 Hitchcock. 1957 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:35,880 Hitchcock. 1958 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,880 Yes. 1959 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:37,880 With soft hands? 1960 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,880 I don't know. 1961 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:39,880 That's Sean. 1962 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:40,880 No, tell us, Sean. 1963 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:41,880 I don't recall. 1964 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,880 So how was that? 1965 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:48,880 I'm trying to get my faculties here so they're back on schedule. 1966 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,500 You're not talking to me. 1967 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:53,320 We were watching the Dallas Stars game. 1968 01:06:53,320 --> 01:07:01,600 I was actually present at the San Jose Sharks game, which is the record of the longest game 1969 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,800 as far as over times. 1970 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,400 I think they went to six over times. 1971 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,240 And they probably have changed the rules. 1972 01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,240 They have. 1973 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:08,800 They have the shootouts now. 1974 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,800 Right. 1975 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:10,800 Yeah. 1976 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,560 Well, back then they had six over times. 1977 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:13,560 It was ridiculous. 1978 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,920 And I stayed for all of them. 1979 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:15,920 It was fantastic. 1980 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:16,920 Yeah, I would have left. 1981 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,080 Did you guys finish your drink already? 1982 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,680 A long time ago, brother. 1983 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,160 We're using the proper rocks glasses. 1984 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:23,160 What happened to you? 1985 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,160 Yeah, what are you doing? 1986 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,880 Why are you in a metal, gross tasting... 1987 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,880 Well, okay. 1988 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:29,880 We already moved on. 1989 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:30,880 All right, so. 1990 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:31,880 I tell you what. 1991 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:36,680 For those dudes out there that listen, Jeff got an early birthday present from his wife. 1992 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:37,680 And she got it. 1993 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:38,680 Congratulations. 1994 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,680 The birthday's on Saturday. 1995 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:40,680 We have to definitely acknowledge that somehow. 1996 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:41,680 He's turning 85. 1997 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:42,680 Feels like it. 1998 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,520 You're ditching us, though, and doing your own thing. 1999 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,760 Yeah, he's going to his... 2000 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,240 It sounds like Sean and Tara may be going to. 2001 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,240 Hold on. 2002 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,480 So how do we celebrate that with you? 2003 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,480 Friday. 2004 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,480 Friday. 2005 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,480 We can do that. 2006 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,480 I can do that. 2007 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,480 No, no, no. 2008 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,080 We can go, and we can go to the concert. 2009 01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,080 We can? 2010 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,080 We can go. 2011 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,080 The tickets are on sale right now. 2012 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,840 You want me to buy a four pack? 2013 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,720 I'll go buy a four pack right now. 2014 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,720 What time's the game at? 2015 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:06,720 I mean, the concert? 2016 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:07,720 Seven, I believe. 2017 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,720 I'm in. 2018 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,720 I'll go buy four tickets. 2019 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,720 I'll buy them when I get home. 2020 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,720 And it's George Strait? 2021 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,720 It's Zach Brown. 2022 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,720 He's in second. 2023 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:14,720 He's in second. 2024 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,720 He's in second. 2025 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,720 He's in second. 2026 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:20,480 He's in section 128, and roll 13. 2027 01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:21,480 I think I can get pretty close to that. 2028 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:24,480 Doesn't he sing with a little bit of chicken fries? 2029 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,480 Correct. 2030 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,480 Cold beer on a Friday night. 2031 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:27,480 That's all I know. 2032 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:28,480 Because a pair of jeans and a Fitches, right? 2033 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,480 Yes, he sings that. 2034 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,480 Okay. 2035 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,480 I'm in. 2036 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:32,480 And I've seen him once before. 2037 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:37,480 Is he going to play that song nine times? 2038 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,480 I can do that. 2039 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,480 He played it 13 times last time, but yeah, probably. 2040 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:41,480 There we go. 2041 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,480 It was a good concert. 2042 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:46,680 Julie and I saw him once before down at the Fair Park, whatever it's called these days, 2043 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,400 Dos Equis or Starbless, whatever the hell it's called. 2044 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400 It changed his name every year. 2045 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,400 We saw him down there. 2046 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,400 It was a good concert. 2047 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:53,400 You've already seen him. 2048 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,400 And you're going again. 2049 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,400 Yeah, it was good. 2050 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,400 I did Impulse by Costco today. 2051 01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:00,600 Why wouldn't your wife say, hey, I'm taking Jeff out for his birthday. 2052 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,560 I want everybody to go. 2053 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,560 What happened? 2054 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,560 That's way too much work. 2055 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,560 What happened there? 2056 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,800 It could have been a, I don't know, you'll have to ask her. 2057 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:09,800 What? 2058 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,800 Yeah. 2059 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:11,800 That's too much work. 2060 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:12,800 Too much work? 2061 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,680 She was like, he's fucking, he had his 50th birthday. 2062 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,680 Fuck him. 2063 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,680 He's really old. 2064 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:17,800 I feel like he's really old. 2065 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:18,800 Who cares? 2066 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:19,800 Let's not celebrate anymore. 2067 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,800 Don't feel good. 2068 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:22,800 Your joints. 2069 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:23,800 I'm still playing basketball. 2070 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:24,800 I'm 51. 2071 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:25,800 Shut up. 2072 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,800 Look at me. 2073 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,800 I get up at four, three in the morning. 2074 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,800 Go play ball with other people. 2075 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,800 A lot of young people. 2076 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,800 We robbed each other all day. 2077 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800 We what? 2078 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800 My body. 2079 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:39,800 Hold on. 2080 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,800 What'd you say? 2081 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:41,800 We rub on each other. 2082 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,800 You raw dog each other. 2083 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,120 Does raw dog dog each other? 2084 01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:45,120 So when someone jumps on. 2085 01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:46,120 What is raw dog? 2086 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,800 Dude, what does raw dog mean? 2087 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,280 That's my favorite part of the day. 2088 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:52,240 When somebody jumps up, I'm like, oh, it's right there. 2089 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,320 I just grab and squeeze. 2090 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,320 What is raw dogging? 2091 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,320 Really? 2092 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,320 Yeah, what is that? 2093 01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:59,320 So let's Google it. 2094 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,320 No, let's, no. 2095 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,320 Raw dogging. 2096 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,320 No, no, let's look at images. 2097 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,320 All right. 2098 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,320 Of raw dogging. 2099 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,320 Mr. Producer, Google raw dog. 2100 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,320 This should be great. 2101 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:07,320 Raw dogging. 2102 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,320 Yeah. 2103 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,320 This is called. 2104 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,320 Let's get the official. 2105 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,320 Official raw dogging. 2106 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:15,320 Definition. 2107 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,320 Why are we doing this? 2108 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,320 Yeah, I don't want any of this. 2109 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,320 Yeah. 2110 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,320 So anyways, who's in concert again? 2111 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,320 Urban Dictionary. 2112 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,320 Urban Dictionary. 2113 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,320 There you go. 2114 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:27,320 It's Zach Brown Band. 2115 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,320 So you have unprotected sexual intercourse. 2116 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,320 Oh, God. 2117 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:33,320 I don't do that when I'm playing basketball. 2118 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,320 What the fuck is wrong with you? 2119 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,320 You have unprotected sex. 2120 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,320 No, I don't have unprotected sex in basketball. 2121 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,320 That's crazy. 2122 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,320 It's protected. 2123 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,320 I didn't have any. 2124 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,320 That's what you're saying. 2125 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,320 This is the context. 2126 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:48,320 I didn't have any condoms, but was desperate for sex. 2127 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:52,320 I had no choice but to rod dogging, to be rod dogging. 2128 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,320 Oh, my God. 2129 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,320 You are awful. 2130 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,320 You know what? 2131 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,320 You're being sanctioned. 2132 01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,320 I have no response. 2133 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,320 Yeah, you're being sanctioned. 2134 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,320 Well, Sean came up with the Slovakian traffic cone, so I don't want to hear it. 2135 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:06,320 What? 2136 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,320 Yes, you did. 2137 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,320 I forgot. 2138 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,320 What was that? 2139 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,320 It sounds familiar. 2140 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,320 Slovakian traffic cone. 2141 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:16,320 Is that the sit and spin? 2142 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,320 Yeah. 2143 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,320 A little bit. 2144 01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,320 Sort of. 2145 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:26,320 It's where you stick the cone in the girl's butt and you do stuff. 2146 01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,320 You yell at her? 2147 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:28,320 You do stuff. 2148 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,320 Hello, women. 2149 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,320 I don't know. 2150 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,320 Really? 2151 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:38,320 Is that where you talk to the whale? 2152 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:42,320 First off, you can't do that because that part is in the butt. 2153 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,320 Maybe it's not. 2154 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:44,320 Maybe it's the other way. 2155 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,320 You're in the wide part, the open part. 2156 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,320 Maybe you have two of them put together. 2157 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,320 No. 2158 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,320 No. 2159 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,320 What do you do in the cone? 2160 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,320 I don't know. 2161 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,320 We'd have to find the description. 2162 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,320 Let's not do that. 2163 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:59,320 It was quite descriptive, and we've already gone through this. 2164 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,320 Yeah, I know. 2165 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,320 We're not going to do a Slovakian traffic cone. 2166 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:04,320 We're going to do a Slovakian traffic cone. 2167 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,320 We're not going to do that. 2168 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,320 We're going to do a Slovakian traffic cone. 2169 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,320 There's a lot of things going on for this upcoming year, because 2170 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,320 this year has already spent. 2171 01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,320 We have to wait until next year. 2172 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,320 We're going to be getting into the hockey. 2173 01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,320 So coming up to this next year. 2174 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,320 It's May, but it's over. 2175 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:20,320 It's done. 2176 01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:21,320 It's a playoff. 2177 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:22,320 We blew it. 2178 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,320 It's hockey. 2179 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,320 You're talking about hockey. 2180 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,320 By the way, hockey is still going? 2181 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,320 We started this instead of the playoffs. 2182 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,320 But the MAF is still going? 2183 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:37,800 The flyers the risk of flyers. I don't know about the flyers about everybody a t-shirt you guys should know 2184 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,060 I have the fly. I have the t-shirt. Is it the flyers Shawn's been wearing his 2185 01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:46,540 We live the flyers religiously the pilots the jets the jets 2186 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:50,720 No, it's the fighters fighters son of a bitch fighters 2187 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:58,880 Where is your microphone? Mr. Producer? Why can't you talk on this podcast? Yeah, he needs to talk. It's ridiculous. We need you involved 2188 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:04,340 Nope, it's not working. He can't even talk still didn't work. Jesus Christ. Oh you have you have you know 2189 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:07,540 You know if you were to Costco you'd be fired. Oh, he's got brunette 2190 01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:14,740 All right. Well, I tell you what the season has started or it's about to start the fighters the fighters. So the Frisco fighters 2191 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:20,380 May 28th, I still have the business card. We can go buy more t-shirts. No, do they play during the week? 2192 01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:23,020 Only only weekends. I don't know 2193 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,700 Saturdays 2194 01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:29,320 Saturdays so Frisco fighters schedule so May 28th 2195 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:35,740 Let's do it. I mean I will I'll be out why I'll be in Disney World 2196 01:13:36,260 --> 01:13:43,300 Well, that's my that's my anniversary. So I'm in June 11th Frisco fighters versus Duke City gladiators 2197 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:50,580 What we got it we got to do one that's at home that yeah, that's all love at Frisco, Texas 2198 01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:54,360 I went right there June 11 June 11th Duke City gladiators 2199 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,360 That's seven o'clock 2200 01:13:56,720 --> 01:14:02,320 Why are we why are we waiting to that? Oh May 28th is uh, it's your anniversary 2201 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,480 Yeah, and I will be out of town. Oh, you can go jackass 2202 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:11,680 And then the next one is gonna be June 25th with what is the East in front Bay Blizzard? 2203 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,520 the one lizard 2204 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:24,320 It's away. I guess no he is I don't know. It's not he means expensive go to the glossary 2205 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:30,920 Expensive is two dollars more. So the Frisco fighters are gonna be going to that game. They're six and two right now 2206 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:37,840 That's good. That's good. Okay, so June 11th. We're going Wow. So right now they're six and two 2207 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,940 Yeah, so the season's already started. Yeah. Yes 2208 01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:44,820 And okay Wow. Look at the high scores 2209 01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:51,300 That's the way arena football is right it is it's fast it's fast I went to boom boom boom boom 2210 01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:58,340 They used to have a team here. We went to me and Julie and the boys went to an indoor game. It was exciting 2211 01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:00,340 Oh, yeah, I mean it's it's 2212 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:07,180 Man they go. Yeah, and it's gonna slam into the walls and you know, yeah, they don't mess around 2213 01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:12,940 So what about the USFL? Is it a done deal? It's on TV. What is that? That's going right now? 2214 01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:18,520 What's USS? I fell United States Football League. So there are people that are saying it's already gonna fail 2215 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:22,600 There's like the I don't know not gonna make it's on it's on TV. I don't understand. What does that mean? 2216 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:30,360 It's another leads another pro football league get the fuck out of here. No, where you been? It's on TV right now 2217 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:35,340 Are you serious? Well, you haven't heard anything about this zero. All right 2218 01:15:35,340 --> 01:15:41,520 Well, there is another football they call USFL and they've tried this before right? We all know that's where Herschel Walker started 2219 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,520 XFL they tried XFL. They tried 2220 01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:48,300 I heard XFL just signed a huge contract with ESPN 2221 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:56,300 XFL yes, so now what USF is gonna combine with XFL and they're gonna well, I don't XFL is the one that the rock 2222 01:15:56,820 --> 01:16:03,740 Okay, you can't have two competing leagues to the NFL. Well, they won maybe well there are there's two with a stupid 2223 01:16:03,740 --> 01:16:08,620 you know stupid I'm well the XFL was the one that the 2224 01:16:09,740 --> 01:16:16,260 WWE guy the wrestling guy. Yes started. Yes, and I don't know if he's part of it anymore 2225 01:16:16,260 --> 01:16:18,420 But I know the rock is heavily invested in it 2226 01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:23,260 And I think it's a XFL. So here's the here's my take on this 2227 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:29,420 Okay, you know when these guys are playing the ball their balls in I mean have to be they're trying to make it to the show 2228 01:16:29,420 --> 01:16:32,180 They're trying to make it to the big leagues. We'll try to be through the NFL 2229 01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:39,160 Which is a show you're gonna make multi-million dollars, but on your trip up there. You're gonna get beat up man. Oh, yeah 2230 01:16:39,860 --> 01:16:41,860 And you make shit 2231 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:47,600 Make shit you're gonna make a hundred thousand two hundred thousand you're trying to make a name you're trying to make a name 2232 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:52,760 I'm a staffed up these indoor football league guys. No, they don't make shit. No 2233 01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:56,860 Good grief. It's just not worth it at the end of the day did to 2234 01:16:56,860 --> 01:17:01,940 To have to you know get slammed into the yes the wall and here's the thing 2235 01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:05,060 You know, you gotta be guys broke these guys are chasing a dream 2236 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:09,940 It's chasing a dream and you can't fault that because I know I look at you don't have to watch it 2237 01:17:09,940 --> 01:17:11,420 And it's a it's a train wreck 2238 01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:15,300 I don't you know it's sad and I don't think that that's what we want to watch 2239 01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:20,100 I think we want to we want to watch the the the cream of the cream the crop 2240 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:24,860 No, we want to get we want to watch the fighters. We want to go to the fighters. We have t-shirts, but that's indoor 2241 01:17:24,860 --> 01:17:26,860 That's different 2242 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:30,480 Those guys are trying to make it to those are the guys they're trying to make 2243 01:17:30,660 --> 01:17:36,080 Yeah, but we're talking about the US all of them all the same. They're all the same and XFL 2244 01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,980 They're all the sexes all the same door all the same. No, it's not 2245 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:41,460 They just have slightly different rules 2246 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:47,500 All these guys are very talented athletes hot not top notch 2247 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:52,740 They're the guys who you have the NFL draft. Yes, the next guy's down. Yes 2248 01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:55,300 Yeah, that's usually on my fantasy team 2249 01:17:55,980 --> 01:18:02,860 Correct. Yeah, or the guys that were in the NFL guys are usually undrafted or the or the guys that were drafted who got cut 2250 01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:09,020 But they still want to play they're very talented. They're just not a talent of the NFL guys 2251 01:18:09,020 --> 01:18:13,580 That's what people don't don't appreciate or don't know. There's so many 2252 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:16,500 unbelievable athletes out there 2253 01:18:17,340 --> 01:18:21,780 Unbelievable any one of them if they had the right chance the right opportunity 2254 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:26,300 The right opportunity and the right system to like showcase their skills 2255 01:18:26,820 --> 01:18:30,060 Would be as good as the best 2256 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:37,460 Athletically, right? Well, I know I know just don't get that break. Why no I looked at cuz when Brandon was playing football 2257 01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:39,460 Yeah, I was like 2258 01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:42,780 If he does it if he this is a long time ago 2259 01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:45,860 I was like if he if he goes and he keeps it progressing 2260 01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:49,200 I was like if he ends up in like the indoor football league 2261 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:55,560 What does that mean as far as pay I was shocked how little they got paid? Yeah, I was like, it's not worth it 2262 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,560 What is it like? 2263 01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,960 $1,000 a game not even that 2264 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:05,920 What yeah, I was I was shocked at least back then like 600 again. It was 10 2265 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:12,200 No, it's less of that. It was it was 10 years ago. I was like, why would you put your body through this because 2266 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:17,520 You enjoy it and these guys are and they're trying to make the show 2267 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,960 They're trying to make it to the big leagues. I mean, do you have NFL scouts at these games? 2268 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:26,440 Yeah, they're paying attention to it. They could I guess they're paying attention to it 2269 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,380 Yeah, I don't think it happens very often because the guys 2270 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:35,400 even if they kill it in these leagues the guys they're going up against are 2271 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:43,280 That much better because I know I know Frisco last year had one of the Texas Longhorns 2272 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:49,360 Longhorns running backs who killed it in college, right? Just busted it out. Yeah 2273 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:52,920 Couldn't make it the NFL, right? So they're on 2274 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:55,680 This indoor football league. There you go 2275 01:19:56,240 --> 01:20:01,920 Great player amazing. Yes, but not good enough, right? I think it's it's amazing 2276 01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:06,280 It's sad too because it is a lot of these guys. That's that's 2277 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:12,120 That's all they know. Yeah, or they go to Canada and they play Canada football league. Okay, nothing wrong 2278 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:16,760 CFL yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. But the pays it's a lot better than what you get here 2279 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,680 Yes, but it's nothing compared to the NFL. No 2280 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,680 It's sad. I think Johnny Manziel 2281 01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:27,240 Even went to Canada and he failed up there. They did 2282 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,760 They didn't play him hardly. He played like three games 2283 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,960 He had it was not yet so much talent. Oh my god 2284 01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:39,840 He could he could he could have done it. Yeah, but I think his mental 2285 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:43,800 Capacity or the headcase and his immaturity just killed it agreed 2286 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:48,080 and it's it stemmed from his high school days and 2287 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:55,640 Bled into his college days, right and bled into his pro days, right? I mean he had a life of privilege 2288 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:59,560 Oh, yeah, meaning he was meaning he was the 2289 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,240 doted on 2290 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,160 Incredible athlete from a very early age, right? 2291 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,600 Before we wrap things up tonight. I want to talk about one thing 2292 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:13,920 I want to talk about one thing. Okay, go my first experience this week sexual 2293 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,480 Transgender 2294 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:21,920 Maybe no, neither. I had my first pedicure on 2295 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,120 Monday. Oh 2296 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:32,480 Do share was a bunch of fish you had you had men touching your feet. No, I had no it was women 2297 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:37,920 Well, so there's more than one. Well, it's one more women who was working on me 2298 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,000 Oh 2299 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,280 But you know the ladies usually go 2300 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:48,100 Every couple weeks get their manicures and pedicures. Oh, yeah, and they spend hours there hours 2301 01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:53,600 And I'm like what what's going on? You know, I don't understand. Why does it take so freaking long anyway? 2302 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:57,600 so on the way back from Lubbock on 2303 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:03,160 Maybe it was Sunday. Well Sunday as a matter of fact, my wife was like, let's go get a pedicure 2304 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:08,840 I was like, okay, so she called and we went in and I sat down and they have these chairs 2305 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:12,360 We sat there for like half an hour. They're these big massage chairs 2306 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:17,680 Oh, yeah massage your back as they finished me know. Yeah, like, you know, I've done it and 2307 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,320 and 2308 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:24,880 There were two ladies working and they were finishing up 2309 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:30,720 Two other ladies and so so Julie and I just sat there and just had the massage for half an hour 2310 01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:35,840 Nice of this chair massage, you know, and they finished and they came and you know Rose 2311 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:38,720 Yes, and 2312 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:46,080 Really you soak your feet in warm water for and it's like a jacuzzi almost right and you're you got this jacuzzi on your feet 2313 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:50,440 And it's and it's massaging your feet and then they come over and then they start 2314 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,120 They bring out the power tools 2315 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,200 the Dremel 2316 01:22:55,200 --> 01:23:02,480 And a Dremel and they were grinding the toes and they clean your cuticles and they normally don't have to do that 2317 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:08,240 But they saw your feet. They actually said my feet were not bad mine were compared to other men and 2318 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:14,880 I actually said horrible and they actually said a lot of men come in and get this done. Yes 2319 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:18,320 I'm sorry. I was like how many men come in is like they're like a lot 2320 01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,240 Well, maybe maybe a 2321 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:28,440 Guy should go in once in a while. I told Julie I was like maybe I'll get Paul and Sean to come in and we'll have a 2322 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,800 dudes like us experience so we could talk about it I 2323 01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:38,520 Because it was yeah not nice so not to preempt nice not to preempt yours, but I did the same thing 2324 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,760 I went in and my brother-in-law bought me one and 2325 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:48,520 They were the girls that were there were talking in a different language and they were like talking and giggling and the whole time 2326 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:52,200 Yeah, and the whole time I'm thinking down and they're thinking 2327 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:59,880 These are the worst feet we've ever seen in our lives. Oh, yeah, I'm sure they worked on them for like they they brought out 2328 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:07,840 They brought out cheese grater on my foot oh she's greater they brought out all sorts of power to greater 2329 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:15,240 And at the end of it honestly, it didn't look better it didn't feel better 2330 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:22,520 Oh my did really my look better, and they felt better because they might not get an erection from them touching 2331 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:26,160 And I think I think my brother-in-law spent a hundred bucks on it 2332 01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:31,160 Well, I don't I don't know how much this was but they do your feet and then they massage your feet 2333 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,800 They put lotion on your feet massage your feet and massage your calves 2334 01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:40,880 Same thing done to me on the rum cruise in Jamaica I 2335 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:47,500 Recommend it, but they didn't do just the calf they went up to the inner thigh no they did not they just 2336 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:54,460 Well tell you what dudes like a penicure. I'm in I mean I've never had one. I'll do honestly 2337 01:24:54,460 --> 01:24:58,320 I'll do that was my first one, and I I'm going back. I'll do it again 2338 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:04,600 I'm going back. I'll do it. I don't eat lots of cabbage beforehand so that we can all sit together in harmony 2339 01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:08,860 So what you can fart the whole time and gas them out. What does that mean? 2340 01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:13,580 You don't want about gassing you out. No. You're not gonna gas me out ruin my experience 2341 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:19,140 You know I'm uninviting him already right God. He's gonna fart everywhere 2342 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,560 All right, thank you being with us. I'm Jeff. I'm Paul 2343 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:24,960 I'm Sean 2344 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:30,380 And we had to we had to get bourbon tonight. I'll tell you what Eagle rare on the second half guy 2345 01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:34,900 I'm a little toasty me too. Those are only 90 proof you pansy 2346 01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:37,500 Dude you filled up. We had like a cup each 2347 01:25:38,180 --> 01:25:40,620 We almost killed that bottle of Eagle rare by the way 2348 01:25:41,340 --> 01:25:43,340 Just keep going sir 2349 01:25:43,340 --> 01:25:44,380 Good night guys 2350 01:25:44,380 --> 01:26:05,420 Good night guys. This is good stuff man. We'll see you next week