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Good. What?

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Are you rapping?

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Why? I started.

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You guys have beers and I don't.

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Because you didn't ask for one.

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You didn't ask. It should be assumed.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Like assume the position.

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Thank you, Paul. There you have a beer.

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I forgot what our bourbon was.

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Fry Ranch.

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We have the we have the bottle up here, don't we?

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Yeah, I gave it to Mr. Producer.

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Well, hello. Is that Fry or Frey?

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Frey. Frey.

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F-R-E-Y.

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Welcome to the latest edition of Dudes Like Us.

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It's May 18th. It is May 18th.

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It is. Middle of May.

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And we did not do one last week.

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We did. My AC went out and we're upstairs in Texas.

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And Sean panicked and drove off to Amarillo.

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I know. Yeah. He's like, fuck this.

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I'm going to Amarillo. Yeah. Really?

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Is it colder in Amarillo?

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I have to go hiking at 105 degrees.

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Yeah, that was cool.

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You're like, I want to do a podcast in that hot room.

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Right.

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It's beautiful out there.

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I've never been to Amarillo.

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I haven't been much into West Texas.

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The farthest I've been is Lubbock,

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which I don't know if that's technically West Texas, but.

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Now, let me be specific.

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Amarillo is not super duper fantastic.

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Well, there's one area.

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Well, yeah, it's just a city.

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But it's the region is it's it's elevated.

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I don't know. Three thousand feet.

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I think it's still out there.

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Or is that further north?

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Because I know it's in the panhandle, right?

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It's at the base of the panhandle.

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I think it gets snow.

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Yeah, I think it's still up there.

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Because I know I know Brandon does.

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It's flat is the point.

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And it's literally the cap.

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So every now and then Mesa throughout the outskirts of Amarillo and south of

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Lubbock, you drop off that cap and you fall into this canyon.

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There's just these little mini grand canyons and they're stunning.

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Absolutely beautiful.

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Called Palad? No.

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Well, that that is the way.

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But that's where you drive out to Lubbock.

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That's not Palo Duro Canyon.

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Yeah. No outside of Amarillo is.

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Yeah, so that may be.

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But on the way to Lubbock, there's like these little canyon.

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It's not real big.

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Oh, I thought. Yeah.

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I thought you were. It's around post Texas.

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So if you were to drive to post Texas, you're not very far from some of the most

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beautiful outside of the Grand Canyon.

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Yeah, like no mini.

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There is a micro grand canyon for what they talk about is what Paul was referring to.

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The the Palo Duro.

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Palo Duro Canyon.

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Palo Duro. Now, I went there.

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And man, it was beautiful.

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I've never seen it.

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It's absolutely beautiful.

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So you take a shit outside.

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I did not.

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In fact, I didn't even pee.

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Is there something magical about shit in the

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close in the road down for the night?

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We're like, so you just shit.

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I was like, what are we going to do?

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And I was like, I went down in the ditch and I crouched down in there to just wipe wipes.

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Did you like dog wipe your ass with the ground type of thing?

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Drag your ass.

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I had like a worst abrasion.

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Road rash.

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Oh, my God.

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Road rash.

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Well, I didn't know there were sharp pebbles all along the bottom of the.

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No, I didn't scoot my ass along.

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Cacti.

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I didn't.

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Did I have a wipe?

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I don't think I had a wipe either.

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God.

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I think I just wiggled and wiggled and everything fell off and it was all air dried.

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I went to the Scarborough Fair this weekend and I carried wet wipes with me.

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Oh, good move.

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I have these large pouches on my kilt.

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That's why you wore tactical kilt for your wet wipes.

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It wasn't a true kilt though.

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Did you free ball it?

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Not even free ball it.

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I had very loose underwear on and I want to say it made a huge difference.

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It's very liberating to hike your leg up and put it up on a stool.

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That's so gross.

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And just reach under there and give it a good stern scratch.

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Just stop it.

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What's wrong with you?

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What?

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Hike it up?

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What are you talking about?

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What's going on over there?

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Ah, you.

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It's gross.

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You should you should the ditch.

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Yeah.

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See, that's normal.

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I'm just saying.

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I've never done any of these things.

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Well, you haven't lived.

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I guess.

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You haven't lived until you've hiked your leg up and shitting a ditch.

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I mean, I was in Amarillo when when I get there, I'm in Amarillo.

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I'm heading back east towards down this highway, whatever it's a dead ends into the state park

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and you pay your eight bucks.

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They give you a little map and and they're like, are there some there's a small gift

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store with a nice view.

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And then you go down to the bottom.

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There's another little snack bar with they sell all kinds of things that campers would

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want to have mules.

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They didn't actually they had some there were some horses out there in the Grand Canyon.

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You can you can have a mule really take you down.

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Yes.

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You know, and you can write it down by yourself.

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You can rent it for the day.

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Yes.

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There's tours.

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Yes.

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Oh, somebody else has to imagine how miserable that would be to ride on a mule.

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There's like no animation.

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It's just pure just like people did it for a thousand years.

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OK, well, we're beyond that now.

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We've got what do we want?

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I want battery powered.

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Have you ever tried it?

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A mule?

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Yeah.

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I mean, well, I don't think you want to ride a battery powered thing down some of those

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ledges on the Grand Canyon.

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Also, and you like slides out a little bit.

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The mule doesn't do that.

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Dr. Jones.

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What Dr. Jones?

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What did you say?

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It'll be like that guy that you hear scream on Star Wars.

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It's like that guy you hear at every Star Wars.

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They put that guy screaming as he falls.

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There's a sound bite that in every single Star Wars.

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Oh, they use that kind of like freeware.

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Yes.

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It's so silly.

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It's freeware.

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It's hilarious.

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I want to go camping out there at Palo Duro.

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They have that little store down at the base.

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So you start up.

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Here it is.

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You start up at the top.

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So this is the man who screams.

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Yeah, I'll just fill my pipe.

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The hell?

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That's it.

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They're about to show different movies that show the same scream.

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I'm sure.

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The Spider 1954.

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I watched that movie.

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Now an ant coming in.

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Same scream.

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They just keep using the same scream.

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Yeah.

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It's so lame.

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I wonder what the last year they used it.

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Oh, there's Star Wars.

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1977.

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No, it's in the newest Star Wars cartoons.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Did you hear that?

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Raise the last star.

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There we go.

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I've got to be honest.

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I have to get the gist of it.

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I never knew that.

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You never noticed that?

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I never knew that that was the same scream.

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That is comical.

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Well, hold on.

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Maybe it's not the same scream.

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Maybe that's what humans make.

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That exact sound.

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That one sounds like it's dubbed in.

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Yeah, maybe.

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I think you're right.

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All right.

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So you want to camp.

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You don't want to camp anywhere near here.

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You want to drive five hours to camp.

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Look, we can't camp around in here.

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Yeah, we do have backyards.

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Backyards.

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Get the frack out of here.

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Actually, we camped in our backyard one time.

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Let's start there.

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It was so cold as hell.

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It was freezing.

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Yeah, we set up a tent in the back.

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We can practice and we can get a little Bunsen burner out.

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Nah, dude.

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Practice.

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We're done with the practice.

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Yeah, we're done with the practice.

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Sean's never done it before.

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So the trip back from Amarillo to Dallas, I took the South trip, I-20.

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And I went South of Lubbock and drove through Post.

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I had to visit my little area that I love.

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I have a little pen on my Google map.

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And so if I'm in the region, I drive to that pen and I need to make a note because I've

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done this three times in a row.

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You should.

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I'm an idiot, first of all.

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I'm an idiot.

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I've done this three times in a row.

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I drive out there and I've got like a half a tank of gas.

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And I'm thinking, not a problem.

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It is always a problem every time I drive out there because I pass that point and I

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make it there.

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I still have an eighth of a tank of a gas, but I'm kind of like, dude, what is going

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on?

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So I'm not doing that again.

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You've done this more than once.

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Three times in a row.

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And that's not scary enough?

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When I'm thinking I'm going to run out of gas, not a good feeling.

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You know what?

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Not a good feeling.

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I don't care.

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You know why?

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Because I'm going to drive it to the car stops.

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I'm going to call somebody.

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They're going to bring me gas.

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Your cell phone doesn't work out there.

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No, it doesn't.

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Yeah, it kind of does.

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That's all right.

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And then you're going to get scouted by Indians.

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I don't even care.

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It's 130 out there.

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I had like a case of water.

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For some reason, I don't care because it's so beautiful out there.

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I'll camp.

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I'll be like, I don't know.

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You're going to live off the land?

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I will.

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You're going to catch lizards that run across the desert?

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Man, I parked on the side of the road multiple times and was rummaging through the...

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I'll climb up there and I'll pickle some quail eggs overnight real quick.

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Oh, shut up.

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What's wrong with you?

269
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,160
You would be like dead in seven minutes.

270
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,880
You have to take a shit.

271
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,880
You're like, where's my recliner?

272
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,880
Yeah, it'd be the fastest.

273
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,880
Where's my stats?

274
00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,880
Oh my God, I ran out of gas.

275
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,880
Three minutes later, he's dead.

276
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,320
And you just used your last wet wipe.

277
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,320
Oh man, I've got...

278
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,320
You're laying in the dish next to the car, just unexplainably dead.

279
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,400
I have things I bring with me.

280
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,400
I've got a filter for water.

281
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,680
It's got a little pump on it, a hand crank.

282
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,680
They don't have water out there though.

283
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,680
Yeah, they do.

284
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,680
It's a desert.

285
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:31,680
They have water.

286
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:35,520
Well, if you dig deep enough, do you have like a spade?

287
00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,960
Do you have a well driller?

288
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:42,080
For example, in payload turn, do you have a spade?

289
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:48,320
Yeah, when you go to that little store, you'd be like, I'll take a spade.

290
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:52,640
No, but they have a fresh water that comes right through there.

291
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,920
It's actually pretty cool.

292
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920
It's narrow.

293
00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,080
It's probably about 12 foot wide, but it's fresh.

294
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,080
It's coming in.

295
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:05,600
Well, I thought that Bear Grylls guy says that if you're ever lost, find water and then

296
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,120
follow it like a river.

297
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,120
Just follow the river.

298
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,680
Well, yeah, because then you're never away from water.

299
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:14,400
Not only that, but then also at some point you're going to run into civilization simply

300
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,360
because it's near water.

301
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:23,320
And if you don't, then some other animal is going to find you and your life and be excited.

302
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,320
It's good.

303
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:28,640
Yeah, you're giving back to that starving bobcat.

304
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,240
Yeah, they have panthers out there.

305
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,240
Circle of life.

306
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,240
Oh God.

307
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,240
Is that Elton John?

308
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,240
Or Pumas.

309
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240
I don't know.

310
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,240
Maybe they have Pumas.

311
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,240
I don't think they have Pumas in Texas.

312
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240
No, they have Bengal tigers.

313
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,560
Unless you're talking about the shoes.

314
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,680
Are Pumas the same as mountain lions?

315
00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,680
No.

316
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680
Or similar?

317
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,680
I don't think so.

318
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,680
Oh, you don't say black?

319
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,400
Yes, you can say black.

320
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,400
Oh, really?

321
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,400
Well, I'm sure.

322
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,920
I mean, do they call them black Pumas anymore?

323
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,800
No, they just call them Pumas.

324
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,920
I think the black part is...

325
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,240
There is a difference between a panther and a Puma.

326
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:06,560
Well, I thought a Puma and a mountain lion were very similar.

327
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,200
A Puma and a mountain lion?

328
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,200
Yes.

329
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,200
What the hell?

330
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,200
What's a Puma?

331
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,800
We were supposed to have a big cat expert joining us tonight.

332
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,800
And a cougar.

333
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,800
Yeah, see?

334
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,400
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome Mr. Paul Wool.

335
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,120
He's our mountaineer expert.

336
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,120
Thank you for having me.

337
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,120
I'm very excited to be here.

338
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,120
See, that's a mountain lion.

339
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,120
Yeah, I got cougars versus panthers.

340
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,120
That's a cougar and a panther.

341
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,120
What about a Puma and a cougar?

342
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,120
Is that the same thing?

343
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,120
You're not even reading what the difference is.

344
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120
See, it belongs to the Puma genus.

345
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,120
Yeah, it's a cougar.

346
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,120
It's a cougar and a panther.

347
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,120
It's a cougar and a panther.

348
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,880
It's a Puma genus.

349
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,880
Puma genus?

350
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,880
Puma genus.

351
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,000
That's the female parts.

352
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,320
So they have seven important differences between...

353
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,520
You're talking about a Pupa.

354
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:53,360
Seven very important differences between a panther and a Puma.

355
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,360
Oh my God.

356
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,680
Well, we don't want to do a panther.

357
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,880
We want to do like a mountain lion and a Puma.

358
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,880
With table.

359
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,660
Do a mountain lion.

360
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:03,400
Seven important differences between a panther and a Puma.

361
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,720
No one really cares.

362
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,720
I think, you know what?

363
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,080
I think what's consistent among all of them is that they would all kill Sean wherever

364
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,080
he camps.

365
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,080
Yeah, that's true.

366
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,560
Nonetheless, I want to go camping out there, so shut the frack up.

367
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,560
Whatever.

368
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,240
And you know what's happening?

369
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,240
So that's it.

370
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,840
You guys need to be part of it.

371
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,360
We're either with you or against you.

372
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,360
I don't care, man.

373
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,360
You know what?

374
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,640
I've got enough points where I've got a free rental.

375
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,400
I'll drive down there.

376
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,400
I'll sleep in the car.

377
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,400
I don't give a shit.

378
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,400
You know, you hear these stories of these...

379
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,400
See, it's the same.

380
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,680
Remember that one family and their dog, or maybe it was a couple and a dog?

381
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,680
It was recent, right?

382
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,920
Yeah, they went out into...

383
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,920
And they just dehydrated.

384
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:39,920
They died.

385
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,920
They died.

386
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920
And the dog.

387
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,920
Like this...

388
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920
And the dog died.

389
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,800
Like, this happens not as infrequently as you would think.

390
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:53,160
Well, I know we've looked at doing Half Dome when we go out to my dad's.

391
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,520
And we looked into it.

392
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,600
And it's like a 13-hour thing.

393
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600
Drive.

394
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600
No, walk.

395
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600
Did you say Half Dome?

396
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,600
Half Dome.

397
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,560
You're hiking for 13 hours?

398
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,560
Yes.

399
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,560
It's a commitment.

400
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,560
You got to think?

401
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,560
Yeah.

402
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,560
And there's a bunch of warnings.

403
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,560
It says, you know...

404
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,560
What the hell?

405
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,560
And...

406
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:15,920
That's why I want to bring one of those battery-powered, big-ass, fat, knobby-tired bicycles, which

407
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,280
can dig well.

408
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,280
You couldn't ride that on there.

409
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,280
Yeah.

410
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280
Have you seen Half Dome?

411
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,720
It's like you're climbing up this thing, and it's like a rope your whole mountain.

412
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,720
Oh, nice.

413
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,720
Oh, I'll put the bike on my back.

414
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,720
Oh, I love that.

415
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,720
So we thought it's out...

416
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,760
You're such an environmental survivor.

417
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,760
Amazing.

418
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,760
So incredible.

419
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,520
We didn't do it because the kids were small, and I was like, I'm not dealing with the kids

420
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,640
climbing up this...

421
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,840
Like I said, dead in three minutes.

422
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,840
Half Dome.

423
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,600
I could see them tumbling off.

424
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600
Oh, yeah.

425
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600
So we never did it.

426
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,320
Oh, that's why you bailed on it?

427
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,280
Yeah, where it's like, yeah, I don't...

428
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,680
Don't want to assume that risk.

429
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,240
But we don't have to do that.

430
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:57,480
But out there at the Texas State Park, the Palo Duro Canyon, down at the very bottom,

431
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,680
they've got all these...

432
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,640
They've got a dozen different campsites, if not more.

433
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,640
Of course.

434
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,640
It's huge out there.

435
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640
I mean, it's huge.

436
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,640
I didn't even get to the end.

437
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640
Good grief.

438
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640
It's Texas.

439
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,640
Everything's big down here.

440
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,640
What happens if we shut the door and lock her out?

441
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,640
What happens?

442
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640
She starts to whine.

443
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640
She would bark at the door and scratch.

444
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,640
She'd eat through the door?

445
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,640
Yeah.

446
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640
She would.

447
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:21,560
So I would recommend that we pick the one that's by the freshwater.

448
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,360
I don't know how fresh it is, but I'm dying to try my little pump.

449
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,360
Yeah, your little survivor straw.

450
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,800
See if you get dysentery or brain...

451
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800
No, this pump...

452
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,800
Guys, it didn't work.

453
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,400
This pump is supposed to do like 200 gallons.

454
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,920
It's one of these little survivalist things.

455
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:44,480
I'm starting to buy all these little trinkets just in case shit hits the fan one day.

456
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,480
What, the war starts?

457
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,480
Hey, you know what?

458
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,360
It's all fun and games until you guys don't have anything to drink.

459
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:54,000
You have a little padded backpack of trinkets.

460
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,600
Can you filter this shit water?

461
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,560
Hypothetically, you can.

462
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:04,200
If you go to this nasty...

463
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,200
No, just shit in your toilet.

464
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,200
Turn around with the straw.

465
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,200
Try it.

466
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,200
Suck it out.

467
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200
Try it.

468
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200
That's not going to happen.

469
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,200
Double dare.

470
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,200
You said it works.

471
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,200
Yeah, it works.

472
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200
That's not happening.

473
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200
You can't drink on it.

474
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,200
Obviously, you trust it.

475
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,200
Diarrhea in a bowl and then filter it.

476
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,200
We'll microwave it and stir it all up.

477
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,920
Yeah, how do they test that?

478
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,840
Bruce, you go dry it.

479
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,840
Come on.

480
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,840
I just bombed it.

481
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:31,840
Go do it.

482
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,840
So this thing...

483
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,880
The turnover rate on Glassdoor, it's like 99.9%.

484
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:39,800
It's got a cartridge that fits into the size of like a little beer can.

485
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,800
It's got a crank and it does about 200 gallons.

486
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:48,600
But once you use it once, you need to open it up and let the filter dry.

487
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:54,120
Because some people make a mistake by just using it and let it set there.

488
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,400
If it sets there, then mold's going to grow in it and stuff like that.

489
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,800
But it's got to dry it out.

490
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,040
If you dry it out, it'll last a very, very long time.

491
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,240
It'll do more than 200 gallons.

492
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,520
But you got to pick your battles too.

493
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,640
I mean, you're not going to sit there and stick it in a pile of shit and hoping to suck

494
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,520
out the water and the shit.

495
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:17,080
But if there's a muddy puddle and it's all you got, it's all you got.

496
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:24,080
But the spirit of the device is to stick it in some sort of stream of some sort.

497
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,080
Some natural spring.

498
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,080
For the most part clean.

499
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,440
You're just removing some of the deer poop.

500
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,280
But it filters it really well down to the...

501
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,720
Hell, we might as well have been breathing out of it.

502
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,720
We'd be COVID free.

503
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,000
Yeah, but it would have probably killed COVID.

504
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Golly.

505
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,960
Have you watched Outlander this year?

506
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Yes.

507
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:47,880
Did you see where all the people were getting sick because the big elk died upstream in

508
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880
the water?

509
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,880
Okay, so hold on.

510
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,880
How many seasons are there?

511
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,400
This is seven just ended, I believe.

512
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:57,760
Okay, so we're on Netflix and we already watched one through five and it said new episodes

513
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,760
available.

514
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,560
So we got all excited because we thought there was a new season and we found out, no, we

515
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,240
already watched all that one through five.

516
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,240
Yeah, there's seven.

517
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,240
We just finished seven.

518
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,240
Yeah.

519
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,240
So there's six and seven.

520
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240
So no, I have not seen them.

521
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,240
Don't tell me.

522
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240
There's six.

523
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,240
We just watched the latest one.

524
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,520
But in that show...

525
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,520
Don't tell us.

526
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,520
That's exactly...

527
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,520
Okay.

528
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,520
Damn, you spoiled the whole thing.

529
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,520
Everybody dies because an elk died upstream.

530
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,520
Thanks a lot.

531
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,520
Correct.

532
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,520
And they were drinking the water.

533
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,520
No, I mean, it's real life.

534
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,520
Yeah.

535
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,520
That's real life.

536
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520
You know what?

537
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,520
And I was wondering, suppose...

538
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,920
You know how some cities have like a water problem and they have to...

539
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:29,920
Like flint?

540
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,920
Yeah, like flint.

541
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,920
Yeah.

542
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,920
They have to load the pipes.

543
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,720
And I have that osmosis system under my sink, right?

544
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:42,880
I was thinking, oh hell, I've got 16,000 gallons of pool water that I could just hook my osmosis

545
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,880
system to.

546
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
Is that chlorine or salt water?

547
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880
I don't think it works.

548
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:46,880
Well, it's chlorine.

549
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,880
Well, either way, it's chlorine.

550
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,880
Right?

551
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,880
How it's generating the chlorine is salt water versus whatever, right?

552
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,880
Yes.

553
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880
I don't know how that works.

554
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,360
So the filter that I have will...

555
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,360
You get water when you're done.

556
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,400
No, no, but that osmosis system, can I...

557
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,160
I don't think it would work because I have to have pressure.

558
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,160
I have to have...

559
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,600
It gets hooked up to your pipes, isn't it?

560
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Right now it is.

561
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,520
So if I unplug the whole thing because they shut it off, because like flint, I can't stick

562
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,280
the tube down in the pool and suddenly I start filtering pool water.

563
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280
But what you can do is...

564
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,920
You have to force it through somehow, right?

565
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:18,360
You can fill up a five gallon bucket and hang it and then you create pressure.

566
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,360
Yeah.

567
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:24,680
Then you take the tube and you use the gravity where you drain your fish tank.

568
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,680
I'm sure it'd be slow.

569
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680
Or whatever.

570
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,720
Or you could just boil it.

571
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,080
Just like Sean who's drinking out of a muddy puddle.

572
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,080
You could distill it.

573
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,080
It saves my life.

574
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,080
Slow.

575
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,080
You just boil it.

576
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080
Capture the steam.

577
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080
What if I had no gas?

578
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080
No heat?

579
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,080
Well, you get your woods and you have like a nice fire outside.

580
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,080
And you get your solar panels.

581
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,080
That's not realistic.

582
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080
Yeah, just put them on your solar panel.

583
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,080
You know what's funny?

584
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,080
We were talking about electricity this past Saturday.

585
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,080
Cook some eggs on my solar panel.

586
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,080
And Shelley was kind of like...

587
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080
We were talking about the electricity.

588
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,080
Remember at my house?

589
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,080
And I was like, it's like 200 bucks.

590
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,080
And Shelley was kind of like, shut the fuck up.

591
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,080
And I was like, no, really.

592
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,080
But it's not accurate.

593
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,080
You were lying.

594
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:08,080
No, I sent her last month's bill and it was $262.

595
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,080
I don't believe it.

596
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080
I think you...

597
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,080
Well, you do that aggregate.

598
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,080
Does it matter?

599
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,080
Aggregate billing.

600
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,080
No.

601
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,080
Does it matter?

602
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,080
Yes.

603
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,080
No, it's not aggregate.

604
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,080
It's per month because it's a broker.

605
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:27,080
That means it's the actual costs because they buy...

606
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:31,080
They will switch electric companies nonstop.

607
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,080
They'll go to the lowest bidder.

608
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,080
But you could potentially have a really big one at some point.

609
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,080
You could, but it's all driven by market price.

610
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,080
It's like an arm mortgage.

611
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,080
So theoretically you could have one that shows up as $4,000.

612
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,080
Yeah, he has an adjustable rate utility bill.

613
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,080
Whereas if you go to TXU, they're like,

614
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,080
we're locking you in at nine cents a gallon or whatever, kilowatt.

615
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080
Yeah, but what are the chances of that happening?

616
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,080
Well, it happened the last freeze.

617
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:05,080
I was going to say, there are companies that got stuck with million dollar utility bills.

618
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,080
That's what happened during the freeze.

619
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080
Yes, that was crazy.

620
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,080
Because they're on the adjustable thing.

621
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,080
I'm not saying that you...same thing, but I wonder if it could happen if they're shopping around

622
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,080
and if everything was high and they're still going with the lowest, it could still be high.

623
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,080
Yeah, you're screwed.

624
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080
I don't know.

625
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,080
You know what I do know?

626
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:28,080
I'm pulling back on this Frey bourbon and it's got a little minty taste to it.

627
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080
It's not good. I don't like it.

628
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,080
It's all right.

629
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
We haven't talked about it though.

630
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,080
Well, it's classified as a straight bourbon.

631
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,080
It's from Nevada.

632
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,080
Are you tasting it?

633
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,080
Yeah.

634
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,080
I don't know what that is.

635
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,080
Would you like some mint in your refrigerator or something from the ice cubes?

636
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,080
No, I mixed it with Crest.

637
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,080
Crest.

638
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,080
Colgate.

639
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:51,080
So it's 90 proof and it's at least four years.

640
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,080
It's 66.6 corn.

641
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,080
It's winter rye, which is an interesting choice.

642
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,080
11.4% winter rye.

643
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,080
And then they did a 10% winter wheat.

644
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,080
So they kind of mixed it.

645
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,080
In fact, it says...

646
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,080
It's a four grain.

647
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,080
It's a four grain.

648
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,080
We like four grains.

649
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,080
Yeah, that is interesting.

650
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,080
Yeah, but I don't like this.

651
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,080
The two-row barley.

652
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,080
That is so interesting.

653
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:18,080
And this is one that I found out when I was visiting my dad out in Nevada.

654
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,080
And it's in Fallon, Nevada.

655
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,080
And it's supposedly just...

656
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,080
Well, actually it says right here.

657
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,080
It's a 165-year-old, 1500-acre family farm.

658
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,080
And they grow all the grains there apparently.

659
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,080
Very nice.

660
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,080
I respect that.

661
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,080
And they distill it there.

662
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,080
Everything.

663
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,080
It's in Nevada.

664
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,080
That's cool.

665
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080
Yeah.

666
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,080
And that's...

667
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080
You know, I've never seen it out here.

668
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,080
Right?

669
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080
So I saw it out there.

670
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,080
It was everywhere.

671
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,080
They grow all their grains out there.

672
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,080
So they're self-sufficient.

673
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,080
Yeah.

674
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,080
So they grow everything and distill it.

675
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,080
So they had it everywhere.

676
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,080
And all the grocery stores.

677
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,080
I got this one at Costco.

678
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,080
It was $35 at Costco.

679
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,080
Oh, it's a brand new bourbon.

680
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080
Yeah.

681
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,080
First batch released in 2015.

682
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,080
No, no, no.

683
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,080
It's distilled in 2015.

684
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080
Released in 2020.

685
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,080
2020.

686
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
Well, this is batch number four.

687
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080
If that says anything.

688
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
Oh, no shit.

689
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,080
I don't know what our batch is.

690
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,080
Mr. Producer, what's the batch number on this one?

691
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,080
It's bottle five.

692
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080
So anyway...

693
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,080
What was that noise?

694
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,080
Everyone that...

695
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,080
It's five, yeah.

696
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,080
...I was out there said that it was really, really good.

697
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,080
So that's why I picked it up.

698
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,080
I was like, and we can't get this, and it's a local,

699
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080
and I wanted to try a local one.

700
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,080
Yeah, I'm good with that.

701
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,080
I mean, it's not horrible, horrible.

702
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,080
I'm just saying, I'm not a big fan.

703
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,080
I tell you what, the bottle...

704
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,080
I mean, it's not like to die for, but you know...

705
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,080
Yeah, I think it's all right.

706
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,080
The more it sits here...

707
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,080
It's on a good list.

708
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,080
I think it's all right.

709
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,080
I think it's middle to maybe just a little over middle for me.

710
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,080
Yeah.

711
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,080
I'm interested to...

712
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,080
I would love to be able to differentiate,

713
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,080
because they've got the winter rye and the winter wheat.

714
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,080
What the fuck does that mean?

715
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,080
You know, I mean, is there a summer rye and a summer wheat?

716
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,080
Yeah, different types of wheat.

717
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,080
Is there a spring and a fall?

718
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,080
Or an autumnal?

719
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,080
How about some summer sausage?

720
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,080
What was the last one?

721
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,080
Autumnal.

722
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,080
Autumnal.

723
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,080
Autumnal wheat.

724
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,080
Yeah, yeah.

725
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,080
You guys have full sausage.

726
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,080
It's a summer sausage.

727
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,080
What is that, the aqua...

728
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,080
What is it?

729
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,080
Equinox?

730
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,080
Equinox wheat.

731
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,080
And so, anyway...

732
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,080
Equinox.

733
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,080
The one aqua-nix.

734
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:24,080
You know, one of the things that I also looked at was this bottle is probably one of the

735
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,080
heaviest bottles we have.

736
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,080
The cap...

737
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,080
Very impressive bottle.

738
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,080
The cap that, when you pull the cap off, it's not a cork.

739
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,080
It's plastic, but that's okay.

740
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,080
It's beefy.

741
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,080
No, it's cork.

742
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,080
It's like...

743
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,080
Well, it's a cork, but it's a plastic cork.

744
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,080
Yeah.

745
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,080
Okay.

746
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,080
So, when I say cork, I'm referring to like the wood cork.

747
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,080
It's not...

748
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,080
I got you.

749
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,080
Not the top.

750
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,080
Not a wood top.

751
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,080
It's a plastic top with a cork, not a wood top.

752
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,080
But it was beefy.

753
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,080
It was like a big metal.

754
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,080
It was like a grenade.

755
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,080
You hold it in your hand.

756
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,080
You'd knock somebody else.

757
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,080
Well, it's a metal top.

758
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,080
It's a bronzed metal of some sort.

759
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:00,080
They also have a nice embedded seal in the glass bottle.

760
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,080
I like that too.

761
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,080
Yeah.

762
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,080
So, it's quite beefy bottle.

763
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,080
We may, once this is gone, may turn this bottle into one of our infinities.

764
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,080
Yeah.

765
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,080
A small version of it, right?

766
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,080
The color is golden oak.

767
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,080
It averaged around 50 bucks a bottle.

768
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,080
90 per...

769
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,080
So, it's a sweet circus of...

770
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,080
There we go.

771
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,080
Sweet citrus.

772
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,080
Sweet citrus over dense oak and candy corn lay the groundwork.

773
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,080
There's your spearmint.

774
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,080
Yeah.

775
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,080
Is that what that is?

776
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,080
Candy corn?

777
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,080
Candy corn.

778
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,080
Medium intensity affords approachability with a noticeable lack of heat.

779
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,080
A transition to light spearmint.

780
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,080
There you go.

781
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,080
There you go.

782
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,080
Baking spice provides a moderate depth but also a degree of excitement.

783
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,080
It's an enjoyable aroma that works well when it comes together.

784
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,080
Okay, so that's the nose.

785
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,080
Okay, that was the finish.

786
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,080
Or actually, that was the palate when I was...

787
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Oh, yeah, you're right.

788
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,080
You're right.

789
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,080
The spearmint, I was noticing in the palate.

790
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,080
I know the first one.

791
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,080
When I first poured it, there was a lot of ethanol.

792
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,080
A lot.

793
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,080
And then once that burned off, you could start picking up some...

794
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,080
Remember I said I smelled berries?

795
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,080
Berries, right.

796
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:10,080
I wonder if that's what they're calling the sweet candy corn.

797
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,080
That's possible.

798
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,080
That was the guy that was put in the barrel.

799
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080
You heard that story.

800
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,080
Oh, yeah, they found it in New Jersey or something like that.

801
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,080
He was in a barrel of rum or a barrel of bourbon.

802
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,080
They stuffed his body in there and people were like,

803
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,080
wow, this barrel is amazing.

804
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,080
And they found out there was a body in there.

805
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,080
And they were drinking human-like...

806
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,080
Dead, bloated tissue...

807
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,080
Didn't they see chunks or was it clowny or something?

808
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,080
That may be an urban legend.

809
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,080
We'd have to have the producer look that up.

810
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,080
I do not want him to look that up because I think...

811
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:45,080
Dead body in a bourbon barrel.

812
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,080
So scroll down a little bit, Mr. Producer.

813
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,080
All right, never mind.

814
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,080
So what's unique about this, it says the estate distilling

815
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,080
isn't a new concept in American whiskey,

816
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,080
but because of the knowledgeable or the knowledge base,

817
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,080
manpower space and cost needed to pull it off,

818
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,080
it isn't exactly all the common either.

819
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,080
It's not exactly all that common either.

820
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,080
While many brands claim grain to glass

821
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,080
or similar reworkings of that phrase,

822
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,080
not all farms to bottle whiskeys are created equal.

823
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,080
So what is unique about this?

824
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,080
Jeff, what is it?

825
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,080
I don't know.

826
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:24,080
The concept of terrier is a popular one in the world of wines

827
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,080
and has slowly been developing more prominence in American whiskey.

828
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,080
This is kind of hard to read.

829
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,080
Well, yeah, they're using all these bullshit words.

830
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,080
There are certainly strong arguments for both,

831
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,080
but there is something to be said of knowing that a product

832
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,080
is a direct result of the land and the people.

833
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,080
So I guess what they're saying is that what's unique

834
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,080
about this particular bourbon or whiskey, is this a bourbon?

835
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,080
Yes, it's a bourbon.

836
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,080
Is that this is all from a 165-year-old farm.

837
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,080
So this is all from that one region.

838
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,080
They do all the wheat, they do all the rye, they do the grains.

839
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,080
This isn't an MGP that they put together.

840
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,080
They do their own.

841
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,080
They grow their own, and they don't buy their grains from anywhere.

842
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,080
They grow it themselves, all of it.

843
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080
That's admirable.

844
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,080
That's a state distilling.

845
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,080
They're totally self-contained, which is super cool.

846
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,080
I love that.

847
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,080
So if the world comes to shit, and this is like a Mad Max layout,

848
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,080
that's where I want to be.

849
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,080
I'm getting the Mohawk.

850
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,080
That's the first thing you're doing if the world goes to shit?

851
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,080
Paint it red.

852
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,080
You can do that now.

853
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,080
I'm going to be an assless chaps.

854
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,080
You had me until...

855
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,080
Didn't that one character, did he have that?

856
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:41,080
So let's recap, ladies and gentlemen.

857
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,080
If the world were coming to an end, the first thing Jeff would do is get a Mohawk.

858
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,080
It's like screw it.

859
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,080
And we're assless chaps.

860
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,080
He's going to die at red.

861
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,080
What he hasn't told us is what he's going to do.

862
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,080
We know how you're going to look.

863
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080
What are you going to do?

864
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,080
You're going to hop on your truck.

865
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,080
Oh, you know what, speaking of your truck,

866
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:03,080
while I was in Amarillo, I saw many versions of your truck

867
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,080
because I was out in oil land.

868
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:11,080
And what is unique is that your truck has those...

869
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,080
Appendages.

870
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,080
...mounts.

871
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,080
Cattle grates.

872
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,080
No, it's on the passenger side of the vehicle.

873
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,080
It basically looks like...

874
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,080
A trailer hitch on the side.

875
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,080
A trailer hitch.

876
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,080
I've always known what that's for.

877
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,080
You have?

878
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,080
Yeah, no, I saw that on your truck and I was like,

879
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,080
why is there a trailer hitch on the side of the truck?

880
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,080
So what I was watching...

881
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,080
And I told you.

882
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,080
...when I was pulled over on the side of the road

883
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,080
looking at rocks and stuff was that these trucks would come by

884
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,080
and they had Jeff's little attachment on the drivers,

885
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,080
on the passenger side.

886
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,080
And they would shove it there.

887
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,080
Tumbleweed collector?

888
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,080
Pipes.

889
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,080
Yeah, they carry pipes.

890
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,080
They carry pipes.

891
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,080
So you put like a big little arm or something out there

892
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,080
and you put pipes out there.

893
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,080
You know the pipes they shove it...

894
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,080
Are there two connectors along the side?

895
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,080
Oh, so it's like a trailer on the side of your truck.

896
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,080
Well, sort of.

897
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080
Kind of, but...

898
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,080
They only have like two or three pipes,

899
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,080
but these are really beefy pipes.

900
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,080
Those are the pipes that go down into the earth.

901
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,080
Into the earth.

902
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,080
Yeah, when I purchased the truck...

903
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,080
For drilling.

904
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,080
Yeah, yeah, of course.

905
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,080
Yeah, when I purchased the truck,

906
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,080
they said it was an oil company executive's truck.

907
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,080
Nice.

908
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Because it was top of the line,

909
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,080
had all the shit and everything, so...

910
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,080
Yeah, it's a nice truck.

911
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,080
They said usually when you have those on the side,

912
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,080
they're the work trucks.

913
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,080
Right.

914
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,080
So it was kind of cool to...

915
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,080
And what was it doing here?

916
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Where'd you buy it?

917
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,080
I don't know, I brought it in Greenville.

918
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,080
How'd it end up here?

919
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,080
I have no idea.

920
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,080
That's crazy.

921
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,080
People trying to sell the truck, you know.

922
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,080
You got to hide the dead body.

923
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,080
You know, a lot of times,

924
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,080
I see them transporting used cars all over the place.

925
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,080
Right.

926
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,080
Like on, you know, car carriers.

927
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,080
It could have been on an auction for all we know.

928
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,080
Right, that's a good point.

929
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,080
And then they bought it, whatever company owns it.

930
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,080
Right.

931
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,080
So, I'm a brain bourbon, in my opinion,

932
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,080
on a scale of 1 to 10, gets a 7.5.

933
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,080
Oh, geez.

934
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,080
I go...

935
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,080
The highest I'll go is 5.

936
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,080
I'm about a 6.5 to a 7.

937
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,080
It's not bad.

938
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080
You know...

939
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080
I think it's different.

940
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,080
When it downstairs,

941
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,080
I'd probably have a different opinion downstairs.

942
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,080
Now that it's kind of off-gassed a little bit,

943
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,080
and, you know...

944
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,080
And you're like, buzzing.

945
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,080
No, I've got a cube in it.

946
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,080
It's kind of dumbed down a little bit.

947
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,080
The flavors are starting to pop a little bit more.

948
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
It's a little bit caustic.

949
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,080
It tastes good.

950
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,080
I like it.

951
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080
Yeah, I think it tastes different

952
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080
than some of the other bourbons.

953
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,080
I'm taking one more objective poll.

954
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,080
I have some other flavors in there.

955
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Maybe it's the apricot.

956
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,080
I don't know.

957
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,080
It's really sweet, man.

958
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,080
I can taste the apricot.

959
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,080
I can taste the toffee.

960
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,080
I won't go higher than 5.

961
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,080
Sorry.

962
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,080
It's fruity.

963
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,080
This is a dessert run for me.

964
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,080
Paul's a snob.

965
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,080
That's not a dessert at all.

966
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,080
There's nothing sweet about this.

967
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,080
I taste it.

968
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,080
You're spearmint.

969
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080
No.

970
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,080
All right.

971
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,080
Anyway, all right.

972
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,080
So that's the bourbon.

973
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,080
That's the bourbon.

974
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,080
The first half bourbon.

975
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,080
I'm excited about the second half bourbon.

976
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,080
I wanted to bring up something,

977
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,080
because while I was out in Amarillo,

978
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,080
there was a new story.

979
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,080
There was some kind of weird thing,

980
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:10,080
and it reminded me of when I lived out in New Jersey.

981
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,080
And when I was a kid, I was...

982
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
We did...

983
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,080
I think it was the Boy Scouts or Cub Scouts.

984
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,080
I forget which one.

985
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,080
And we did a day and a half trip.

986
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,080
We spent the night over,

987
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,080
and we went to a place called Action Park, New Jersey,

988
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,080
which was an amusement park.

989
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,080
And just kind of being out there in that area

990
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,080
kind of reminded me, even though it's completely different.

991
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,080
I mean, it's really green out in New Jersey.

992
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:37,080
But it was just the adventure of the style out there.

993
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,080
This action park has a water park,

994
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:44,080
and they've got these little go-karts that...

995
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,080
You know, they're not go-karts.

996
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,080
They basically... It's like a train go-kart.

997
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,080
It's basically a seat you sit on with wheels,

998
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:57,080
and you're in this little semi-circle, little concrete path.

999
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,080
And you get on this little scooter,

1000
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,080
and you go down on this little rail.

1001
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,080
And it's basically...

1002
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,080
Oh, I know what you're talking about.

1003
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,080
You know, and it's...

1004
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,080
Oh, like that right there.

1005
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,080
Yeah, they have the picture.

1006
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,080
Yeah, there you go.

1007
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,080
Looks like a covert.

1008
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,080
It's like a long slide, essentially.

1009
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,080
A little cement.

1010
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,080
I did that in Germany.

1011
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,080
That's awesome.

1012
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,080
Yeah.

1013
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,080
I did that in Austria.

1014
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,080
It might have been Austria.

1015
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,080
I did it on the moon.

1016
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,080
Damn it, you win.

1017
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,080
Bitch.

1018
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,080
Yeah, no, you won that one.

1019
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
Yes.

1020
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,080
No, it's called...

1021
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Oh, there's a word for it.

1022
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,080
Anyway, keep going.

1023
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,080
Beluge.

1024
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,080
Yeah, so just to describe it,

1025
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,080
you're in a cart, and you've got a pull brake, right?

1026
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,080
So can you go balls out if you wanted to?

1027
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,080
Yes.

1028
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,080
I wouldn't put my balls out.

1029
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,080
No, I mean, without touching the brake.

1030
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,080
If you don't touch the brake, could you just...

1031
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,080
Yeah, you're...

1032
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,080
Haulin' ass.

1033
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,080
You're not gonna wanna do that.

1034
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,080
You're gonna wanna apply the brakes.

1035
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Do they tell you you need to use the brakes on this,

1036
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,080
or you go flying off?

1037
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,080
Well, you don't really have a choice,

1038
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,080
because there are so many riders out there,

1039
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,080
and they're like every...

1040
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,080
I don't even know.

1041
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,080
They would say, all right, you go, wait a minute, all right, you go.

1042
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,080
And if you start haulin' ass,

1043
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,080
you're gonna catch up to the person in front of you.

1044
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,080
You're gonna hit him.

1045
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,080
You don't wanna hit that person,

1046
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,080
because it's gonna suck.

1047
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Unless it's your brother or something like that.

1048
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,080
Yeah, but dumb shits do that.

1049
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,080
There's videos out there of that happening.

1050
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,080
Yeah, well...

1051
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Cranking into the back of these people.

1052
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,080
Yeah.

1053
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,080
Well, I remember, because I had the Action Park shirt.

1054
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,080
I remember it was black, and it was a half top, you know?

1055
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080
What do you mean, a cutoff?

1056
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,080
So fucking gay.

1057
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,080
It was a cutoff where it just...

1058
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080
It was a cutoff.

1059
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,080
It was like a tube top?

1060
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Right under your boob.

1061
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,080
That is a cutoff.

1062
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,080
Was there like a little underhand?

1063
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,080
I remember I had my little...

1064
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,080
Oh, now you had undermoo.

1065
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,080
Under boob?

1066
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,080
Undermoo.

1067
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,080
Boob.

1068
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,080
That was before I was weighed 500 pounds, you know?

1069
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,080
And I had my little happy show going down.

1070
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,080
It was all hairy.

1071
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,080
Hold on.

1072
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Give me revisit that undermoo.

1073
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,080
I think that's hilarious.

1074
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,080
That's what we have now.

1075
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080
So gross.

1076
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,080
Oh, God.

1077
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,080
Oh, God.

1078
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,080
It looked like I was wearing the shirt from the lead singer

1079
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,080
of the anthology Babies, you know?

1080
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,080
You lost me on that one.

1081
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,080
Who's the anthology Baby?

1082
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,080
Well, the Babies was...

1083
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,080
God, what's his name?

1084
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,080
Jonathan Kandert.

1085
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,080
Wait, wait, wait.

1086
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,080
John Wait.

1087
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,080
Wait.

1088
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,080
Oh, John Wait?

1089
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,080
Yeah.

1090
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,080
Oh, he was such a queer.

1091
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,080
Ooh.

1092
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,080
Wasn't he?

1093
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,080
I don't know.

1094
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,080
I don't believe so.

1095
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,080
Like Billy Squire?

1096
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,080
Billy Squire?

1097
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,080
Well, he's not...

1098
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Wearing the cutoff shirt.

1099
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,080
He looked extremely effeminate during that video.

1100
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,080
Yeah, he did.

1101
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,080
That destroyed his career.

1102
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,080
We've talked about that before.

1103
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,080
Especially that 480s music video where he's...

1104
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,080
That's what I'm talking about.

1105
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,080
...faulting and crawling all over the floor.

1106
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,080
Don't you wanna live?

1107
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,080
What was that?

1108
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,080
What was the song?

1109
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,080
Sing that again.

1110
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,080
I don't know.

1111
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,080
Rock me on every song.

1112
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,080
Is that it?

1113
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,080
Actually, I don't know.

1114
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,080
What was the name of that?

1115
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,080
No, I think it was a more of a stroke me.

1116
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,080
No, it wasn't stroke me.

1117
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,080
No, it's not stroke me.

1118
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,080
It would have been appropriate, though.

1119
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,080
I don't know, Mr. Producer.

1120
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,080
It was so...

1121
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Billy Squire, pink shirt video.

1122
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,080
Come on.

1123
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,080
He's not with the program.

1124
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,080
Yeah, so Billy Squire had this music video.

1125
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,080
It destroyed his career.

1126
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:06,080
And he had fans that were blowing, and he had like some sort of...

1127
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,080
He had just a face full of makeup,

1128
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,080
and he was on all fours crawling and...

1129
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,080
At the camera.

1130
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,080
And it was just like what?

1131
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,080
He was kind of clawing at the camera.

1132
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,080
What is going on here?

1133
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,080
Rock me tonight?

1134
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,080
Rock me tonight.

1135
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,080
Rock me tonight.

1136
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,080
No, I don't think that's it, though.

1137
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,080
Are you sure?

1138
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,080
It's a great song.

1139
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,080
He has so many good...

1140
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,080
He was a completely underrated artist in my opinion.

1141
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,080
That may be it.

1142
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,080
This has got to be it.

1143
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,080
That may be it.

1144
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,080
Oh, yeah.

1145
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,080
Where he's doing his arms in a weird way.

1146
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,080
Get some volume.

1147
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,080
Oh, no.

1148
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,080
Oh, and he's doing his arms in a really weird way.

1149
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,080
Oh, my gosh.

1150
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,080
Oh, it's like Beyond Gay.

1151
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,080
Oh, no, he's crawling around on the floor.

1152
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:57,080
I'm waiting for the pelvic thrust.

1153
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,080
I had that shirt.

1154
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,080
The police synchros through the city.

1155
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,080
It's a great song, though.

1156
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,080
Okay, so he's not in a pink shirt.

1157
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,080
He's in a torn up like Madonna.

1158
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080
Oh, hold on.

1159
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,080
Things are going to change.

1160
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,080
Oh, no.

1161
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,080
There we go.

1162
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,080
The shirt he just threw up in the air.

1163
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,080
So he sat there and watched us when this was done.

1164
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,080
Anyway, that looks good.

1165
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,080
Oh, he's got pink pants on.

1166
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,080
Well, whatever.

1167
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,080
I mean, that was the thing.

1168
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,080
Oh, and he tore his shirt off.

1169
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,080
Look at that.

1170
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,080
That's hot.

1171
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,080
There, now he's got the pink shirt on.

1172
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,080
Oh, he put a pink shirt on.

1173
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,080
Oh, he looks like something out of Madonna,

1174
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080
Like A Virgin music video.

1175
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,080
We've all danced like this in the house.

1176
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,080
I do it every night.

1177
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,080
The way he does his hands.

1178
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:43,080
I'm naked in the shower.

1179
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,080
Oh, no.

1180
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:49,080
Oh, no, he's like pole dancing or something.

1181
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,080
He is.

1182
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,080
Oh, that was lame, too.

1183
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,080
That wasn't a very good pole dance.

1184
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,080
What he was doing was like smacking his junk.

1185
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,080
So I did.

1186
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,080
I did.

1187
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,080
He said in an article that this basically changed his career,

1188
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:08,080
which is unfortunate because he was talented.

1189
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,080
He had a lot of good songs.

1190
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,080
Yeah, he did.

1191
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:17,080
You think, well, yeah, I could see that, but he did.

1192
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,080
And his voice is, he's got a great voice.

1193
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,080
Great voice.

1194
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,080
You know, he can hit all those notes out there.

1195
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,080
You know, I don't.

1196
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:28,080
I don't know what you're talking about.

1197
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,080
I mean, what I do understand is how he watched that.

1198
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,080
And when this is a great video, whoever that director was,

1199
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,080
should have been shot.

1200
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:43,080
That was like the precursor to love.

1201
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,080
Snake snake, white, white snake.

1202
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,080
What's that white snake with the.

1203
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,080
Well, that's Tanya whatever on.

1204
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,080
The car, but that seemed like that was the precursor to it.

1205
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,080
That was the whole 80s.

1206
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,080
That wasn't a dude being weird.

1207
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,480
She just died recently too.

1208
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,160
Yeah.

1209
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,640
Thank you, Jeff.

1210
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,600
No, we did talk about what she died of.

1211
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,320
You remember?

1212
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,240
Anal cancer.

1213
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:03,740
Wow.

1214
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,160
Well, that was fair or false.

1215
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:05,660
No.

1216
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:06,160
Yeah.

1217
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:06,660
Sorry.

1218
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,620
I don't know about that.

1219
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:08,680
I don't know what she died of.

1220
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,480
No, it doesn't matter.

1221
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,000
We're not going over deaths right now.

1222
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,160
We're doing uplifting things.

1223
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:12,720
Oh.

1224
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,680
Talking about amusement parks that Sean went to.

1225
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,180
Yes.

1226
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:15,680
Yeah.

1227
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,120
I went to this particular one.

1228
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,120
And yeah, what about you guys?

1229
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:25,120
I mean, locally here in Dallas, we have the Six Flags

1230
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,120
over Texas.

1231
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,640
I think it's garbage, by the way.

1232
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,160
Do you?

1233
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,160
I do.

1234
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,840
I loved it when I was a kid, but now it's stupid.

1235
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,240
I am, because we had an outstanding, I think,

1236
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,960
one of the better amusement parks.

1237
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,760
Oh, is this in Ohio?

1238
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,600
In Cincinnati.

1239
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,480
Cincinnati?

1240
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,920
There's an amusement park up there.

1241
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,120
There's two of them, actually.

1242
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,000
That's really, really good.

1243
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,080
What I used to go to all the time is called Kings Island.

1244
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,800
And I lived, you know, we'd go up there.

1245
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,800
So I had to pass this.

1246
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,800
It's rather sexist.

1247
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,320
That is.

1248
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,760
Yeah, it was a Queens Island.

1249
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,480
Oh, not a Billy Squire Island.

1250
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,680
No, it was Kings Island.

1251
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,480
And that'd be Queen.

1252
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,840
And actually, the Brady Bunch had a TV show there.

1253
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,440
I don't know if you remember the Brady Bunch.

1254
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,360
They went to an amusement park.

1255
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,720
Were you there when they were filming?

1256
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,200
No.

1257
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,200
Did you get Janet's number?

1258
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:07,880
I did.

1259
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,080
She had her cell phone.

1260
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,040
First edition.

1261
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,400
Yeah, first edition cell phone.

1262
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,320
Full backpack.

1263
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,800
So they have.

1264
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,400
Greg Brady, you're so dreamy.

1265
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,640
I think one of the greatest roller coasters ever

1266
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,880
is called the Beast.

1267
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,040
Wasn't Greg banging the Alistair weight mate?

1268
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:26,560
No.

1269
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,000
No, he was banging Marsha.

1270
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,880
I don't believe it.

1271
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,040
Like, in real life, though.

1272
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:30,840
We're talking about real life.

1273
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,440
I think him and Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

1274
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,280
I don't think so.

1275
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,360
I think he was banging the.

1276
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,280
I bet they did.

1277
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,760
They're going through teenage years.

1278
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,280
Greg was having sex with the maid.

1279
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,280
Alice, what is her name?

1280
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,800
No.

1281
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,320
No, I see it.

1282
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:47,400
The rumor was that the eldest son was having sex with the mom.

1283
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,320
Really?

1284
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,440
Really?

1285
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,840
I don't think that's true.

1286
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,400
So look up the Beast.

1287
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,840
So the Beast opened in.

1288
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,880
Is that Sandy Duncan?

1289
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,440
It's like taboo, like the porno.

1290
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,160
The Beast opened in 1980.

1291
00:40:59,160 --> 00:40:59,720
I remember.

1292
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,520
The dad was gay.

1293
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,200
In real life.

1294
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:02,680
He was.

1295
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,200
He was gay.

1296
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,560
He died of AIDS.

1297
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,360
How horrible.

1298
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:05,860
Really?

1299
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,480
Yes, he did.

1300
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,360
Because of Rock Hudson?

1301
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,800
Well.

1302
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,400
Could be.

1303
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,000
I don't know.

1304
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
I don't know where he caught it.

1305
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:13,720
Freddie Mercury?

1306
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:19,320
But the Beast is the largest and longest wooden roller coaster

1307
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:19,840
in the world.

1308
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,360
Oh, wow.

1309
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,480
It looks impressive.

1310
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,440
Is it still up?

1311
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,040
Still there?

1312
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,600
Actually, that got knocked down.

1313
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,600
That was a terrible roller coaster.

1314
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,720
That was the son of Beast.

1315
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,080
They tried to emulate it.

1316
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,360
And it was terrible.

1317
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,640
But the Beast, greatest roller coaster I've ever ridden.

1318
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,280
And it goes way back in the woods.

1319
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,040
It's not like your standard roller coaster.

1320
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,360
It goes way back in the woods and tunnels, hold on yards.

1321
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,480
It goes up to, I think, 76 miles an hour or something like that.

1322
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,240
It's fast.

1323
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:45,880
That sounds safe.

1324
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,000
Yeah, these roller coasters that they build nowadays

1325
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,120
are just engineering masterpieces.

1326
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,760
I remember talking about roller coasters

1327
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,640
because there was a guy that jumped two fences

1328
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,840
and got his head taken off.

1329
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,520
Yeah, but that was the first time.

1330
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,840
Didn't we talk about this?

1331
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,360
No, well, not from this perspective.

1332
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,080
What, keeping your head on?

1333
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,200
Yeah, well, don't, you know.

1334
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,400
I don't know if you could get to that.

1335
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:07,920
Well, hold on.

1336
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,600
Look at that picture.

1337
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,120
It kind of looks like cock and balls.

1338
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,680
It's like, it's about almost a.

1339
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,600
Did you say it's about a mile?

1340
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,160
It's about a 3 and 1 half minute ride, roller coaster.

1341
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,120
That's impressive.

1342
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,800
That's nice.

1343
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,080
Yeah, it's like 7,000 feet or something like that.

1344
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,320
So it's over a mile.

1345
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:29,800
The perfect roller coaster is one that kind of, it doesn't.

1346
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,120
I'm going to use the word jostle,

1347
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,640
but I don't even know if that's not enough.

1348
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,400
It does or it doesn't.

1349
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,080
A lot of these roller coasters jerk the shit out of you.

1350
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,520
Well, Texas Giant.

1351
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,560
Oh, my God.

1352
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,640
Made my back like.

1353
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,960
I think Texas Giant is, again, I compare everything to the beast.

1354
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,760
There's a Texas Giant, the big wooden one.

1355
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,040
Yeah.

1356
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:50,560
OK.

1357
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,840
It's awful.

1358
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,040
I enjoy it.

1359
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,520
I enjoy it.

1360
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,200
I'll never get it.

1361
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,720
I'm old.

1362
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,440
If you ever make it up to Cincinnati, go to King's Island.

1363
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,120
Well, let's go.

1364
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,160
Let's do a Dudes Like Us visit.

1365
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,160
How long does it take?

1366
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,840
It's a 15 hour drive to get up there.

1367
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,280
We'll stay with your sister.

1368
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,640
And we'll do a remote podcast.

1369
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,440
There you go.

1370
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,760
But they have some outstanding rides there.

1371
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,840
And it's been a few years since I've been, obviously.

1372
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,360
But I've ridden the beast probably 500 times.

1373
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,200
500?

1374
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,280
So you went there a lot.

1375
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:15,760
Right?

1376
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,760
Oh, I had season pass.

1377
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,240
You were one of those kids that had a membership.

1378
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,000
Well, I don't know me anymore.

1379
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,400
But yeah, I had season passes.

1380
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:21,640
I'm sure they know you.

1381
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,960
You just show up and you'll be like, oh, that's Jeff.

1382
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,760
Their family could afford season passes.

1383
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,360
Season passes.

1384
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,680
Couldn't afford fucking milk, but you got season passes.

1385
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,480
Yeah, how about that?

1386
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,960
We'd be sitting around the house bored going,

1387
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,800
what do you want to do?

1388
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,760
Let's go ride the beast.

1389
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,360
So we'd go up there and ride the beast two or three times

1390
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,920
and come home.

1391
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,040
Wow, you were that close?

1392
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,280
Yeah, we were close.

1393
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,240
Anyway, so I recommend that.

1394
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:46,560
So I compare all my roller coasters

1395
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,720
to that wooden ones anyway.

1396
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,760
Steel ones are different.

1397
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,280
But the wooden roller coasters.

1398
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,240
Those are smoother.

1399
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,800
They're not so rickety.

1400
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,600
Yeah, this one is wooden.

1401
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,680
It's not going to kill you like the Texas giant.

1402
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,640
What is the smoothest roller coaster you've ever been on?

1403
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,080
One of the metal ones, like the Texas.

1404
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,920
I think it's Grease Lightning.

1405
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,760
I think the.

1406
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,960
That's a freaking awesome one.

1407
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,520
You don't know what I'm talking about?

1408
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,520
No.

1409
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,200
It's at Six Flags.

1410
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,000
It goes like this.

1411
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,040
It goes a loop.

1412
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,200
It goes up.

1413
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,800
Yeah, it's the metal ones.

1414
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,320
That's it.

1415
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,320
It's the metal tubular ones that are smooth.

1416
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,280
It's really awesome.

1417
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,480
Well, the Batman ride, in my opinion.

1418
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,040
It's a good one.

1419
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,920
Is the Cadillac, because it doesn't

1420
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,000
jerk the shit out of you.

1421
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,600
Right.

1422
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,040
You're sitting in these little individual seats

1423
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:36,280
and your feet dangle, and it twists and does loops.

1424
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,960
Yeah, we had we had what there used

1425
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,200
to be one of Kings Island called the King Cobra, where

1426
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,040
you're standing in a roller coaster.

1427
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,040
Yeah, you're standing and weird.

1428
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,280
It had that it had like a little bicycle seat, right?

1429
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,440
But you were standing and you were strapped in.

1430
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,680
Were you embracing the person in front of you?

1431
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,520
Oh, nice.

1432
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,440
Or was someone embrace?

1433
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,400
It was like a love ride.

1434
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,440
Nut to butt.

1435
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,160
Oh, not to butt ride.

1436
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:00,760
No.

1437
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,080
So it was just a regular come, but you're standing and you do it.

1438
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,160
They had a loop and everything.

1439
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,360
And that was cool.

1440
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,320
It is cool.

1441
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,600
But yeah, we they back to the where you did you

1442
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,400
have to embrace the person in front of you or not to butt

1443
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:12,920
them.

1444
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,680
So you were in these little slots.

1445
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,480
You're not a butter.

1446
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,960
We had I think two.

1447
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,440
It was just like a regular thing.

1448
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,920
It to the to the to the to.

1449
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:20,440
Right.

1450
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:20,960
What do you mean?

1451
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,480
Of course, not embracing anybody.

1452
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,280
You're standing.

1453
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,360
No, they're separated.

1454
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,200
But you're standing car instead of sitting.

1455
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:26,880
You're standing.

1456
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,480
Yeah.

1457
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,240
OK, so I'm trying to figure out how you're in this little

1458
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,240
like chewing gum.

1459
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,240
Well, you weren't on top of people when you were sitting.

1460
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:33,880
Look up.

1461
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,240
Kings Island, King Cobra.

1462
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,360
Oh, were you on people?

1463
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,080
Were you not strapped in appropriately and you were

1464
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,120
flying out and died?

1465
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:44,840
Well, I mean, have you ever you have ever like anticipated

1466
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,480
when those cameras are going to show up and do something silly?

1467
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,360
And you did what?

1468
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,480
Yeah, there it is right there.

1469
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,760
Flash the camera.

1470
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,880
No, I mean, I don't recall ever doing that,

1471
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,480
but there's been plenty of women that have.

1472
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,240
There it is right.

1473
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:57,760
Women.

1474
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,160
That's what you look like.

1475
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,680
I mean, not to turn this dark, but you

1476
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,000
heard about the guy that fell out and died.

1477
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,520
Well, that happened out of Texas.

1478
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,160
Or I'm sorry, the Six Flags over text was a lady.

1479
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,280
But no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about I'm

1480
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,640
talking about the African-American teenager

1481
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,680
that was old.

1482
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,520
That was recent.

1483
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,680
Yeah, he was over not not over.

1484
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,720
He wasn't overweight.

1485
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,720
He was over over the size limit type of thing.

1486
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:22,240
Correct.

1487
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,720
And he's almost like Brandeck.

1488
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,960
He was like he was in high school, six, five, 300 pounds.

1489
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,400
And it was one of is one of those ones that were there way

1490
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,000
up there and the whole thing like just falls and then

1491
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,440
they rise them up type of thing.

1492
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,680
Well, they he just slipped out and.

1493
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,280
Yeah, died.

1494
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,880
I hope he died instantly, man.

1495
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,600
Oh, yeah.

1496
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,480
Well, yeah, you hit the ground.

1497
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,400
You sure, man.

1498
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,040
I mean, God.

1499
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,040
And it's a major deal.

1500
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,560
It's going to be a big deal, like from a lawsuit

1501
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,840
perspective, because and then there's audio.

1502
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,160
There's audio from from from what happened.

1503
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,800
And the guy's like the light turned on, man, like the guys

1504
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,640
that were working it were they 17, 18 years old, right?

1505
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,680
Apparently, there's a thing where when the thing comes down,

1506
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,960
the light turns on and they just look at it and they go,

1507
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,800
oh, the light came on.

1508
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,680
I'm out of here.

1509
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,400
Well, apparently, the mechanism would have manipulated

1510
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,600
to where the light just turns on, like.

1511
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,120
Oh, really?

1512
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,520
And they don't check it, right?

1513
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,360
I mean, and they should have.

1514
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,240
Anyway, bad news.

1515
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,960
Well, anytime someone does.

1516
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,560
Oh, it's awful.

1517
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,280
There is a lady.

1518
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,320
This is 100 percent awful.

1519
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,160
There's a lady about 10 years ago.

1520
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:26,600
Yeah.

1521
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:32,120
Out at the Texas giant who when they still just have the lap,

1522
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,720
she was overweight.

1523
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:34,320
Yeah.

1524
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,720
And it didn't secure secure her and didn't secure.

1525
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,200
And she flew out.

1526
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:38,720
Wow.

1527
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:42,760
The Texas giant and then hit all kinds of stuff and died.

1528
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,520
Right. Right.

1529
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,360
And it was probably going down 60 miles an hour and come flying

1530
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,200
out, hitting the wood.

1531
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,760
Imagine.

1532
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,560
Yeah, she was out there with her family.

1533
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,960
I mean, can you do you guys know?

1534
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,040
That's why you go out there now.

1535
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,920
And there's all this stuff.

1536
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,200
That's why, because they shut it down and put all that stuff.

1537
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,520
Right.

1538
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,120
There's like an hour long checklist.

1539
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:02,400
Yeah.

1540
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,840
And it's like this huge harness that you have to put on.

1541
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,880
Yeah.

1542
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,200
Do you guys hear about I mean, I try not.

1543
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,480
I'm not this whole Johnny Depp.

1544
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,080
Oh, yeah.

1545
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,440
I'm trying to I'm trying to stay out of it.

1546
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,080
You know, I'm trying to because it's first of all, stupid.

1547
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,000
It's somebody's personal business.

1548
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,960
Why the fuck is it on the news?

1549
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,240
Cool.

1550
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:22,760
Because it's not.

1551
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,160
No, it's on court TV.

1552
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,120
Streamed live.

1553
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,680
It's nonstop.

1554
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,040
And the bitch is lying.

1555
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,160
Everyone knows she's lying.

1556
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,800
She's you know, it's just like and here's the deal.

1557
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,200
If if Johnny Depp's what do they call it?

1558
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,800
They get it. You got to do something when the other side lies and gets caught.

1559
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,840
Yeah. Perjuring was what it is.

1560
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,720
The the the claimant has to.

1561
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:49,640
In this case, I don't know who the claimant, the defendant is that, you know,

1562
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,080
well, he is showing up, he is suing he is suing her.

1563
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,920
So and she's counter at this point.

1564
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,840
Johnny needs to he's got to call her out and they're not calling her out.

1565
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,080
And if they don't do it, something's going to be thrown out.

1566
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,560
Well, his attorney's calling her calling her out like, is that what it is?

1567
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,680
Oh, yeah. Call her out.

1568
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,120
I don't know. Right. I'm sure.

1569
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,080
No, no, it's a jury.

1570
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,920
It's a jury decision.

1571
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,520
It's a jury, a civil trial.

1572
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,000
God, man, this is absolutely ridiculous.

1573
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,240
And if you live under a rock, if you've been living under a rock, here's the deal.

1574
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,360
So they got divorced in 2016, I believe.

1575
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:28,320
And then she came out and put a bed, an op ed into the New York Times

1576
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:32,080
that said that she had been in an abusive relationship.

1577
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,360
And she didn't name who it was, but it was obvious that she was calling it him.

1578
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:45,600
John Depp. And then he he ended up losing gigs, namely Pirates of the Caribbean.

1579
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,200
And the Harry Potter movie.

1580
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,640
Yeah. Oh, yes.

1581
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,680
Yes. Something the Dumbledore.

1582
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,760
He was grim, Grindelwald.

1583
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,720
He was a bad guy. He's a bad guy. Right.

1584
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:01,800
So anyway, he ended up starting to lose gigs and lose favor as an A-lister in Hollywood.

1585
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:07,640
And then so he, you know, sued her for 60 million, 50 million.

1586
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,960
She turned around and counter sued him for 100 million.

1587
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,120
So now we are the showdown of I wouldn't even say they're heavyweights.

1588
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,560
I mean, Amber Heard was in Aquaman.

1589
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,120
She was the redhead.

1590
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,720
And she is the next one, too, but they've they've severely pared her down.

1591
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,280
OK, so what what else has she been in?

1592
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,920
Like, is she an A-lister? I wouldn't call her an A-lister.

1593
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,280
She's she knew to the scene and she was in and she's young.

1594
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,280
She's in her early thirties now, I think. Right.

1595
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:39,080
Anyway, so he she counter sued for 100 million and they'd be going at it.

1596
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,800
And they're in court TV.

1597
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,640
And and I will tell you, it's very interesting.

1598
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,000
Here's my interesting takeaway.

1599
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,600
Johnny Depp is rich.

1600
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,760
Like incredibly famous.

1601
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,320
And he's not as rich as he used to. I know.

1602
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,680
But women are like just all over him, like goo goo gaga.

1603
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:01,360
And yet he was in in in a relationship

1604
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,960
that was like mentally and emotionally abusive

1605
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,960
to where he was like a shell of a man. Correct.

1606
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,240
That's incredible to me.

1607
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,280
And you know what?

1608
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:14,280
That's a good thing for us to reflect on, because I think we seem to think

1609
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,200
money cures everything. Money cures everything.

1610
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,160
Thank you. Money and fame. Money and fame.

1611
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,400
Doesn't it? Doesn't it?

1612
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,040
Does it? At the end of the day, you're a human with emotions

1613
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,720
and you can you can be manipulated and you can be abused.

1614
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,480
But here's the thing also that, you know, with with

1615
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,720
he got rich as a child, you know, 21 Jump Street.

1616
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:38,360
And that kind of just launched him into fame and rich. Right.

1617
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,680
You know, he never got a chance to emotionally mature.

1618
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,760
You think so? No, absolutely.

1619
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,840
Because if you become emotional, he's a boy in a man's body.

1620
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,000
That's sort of I'm just you know, like Michael Jackson.

1621
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,760
Yeah, well, look, he's he's

1622
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,480
what did he like to do show without the he like to stare

1623
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,960
at the to the without some boys buttholes.

1624
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,680
Yeah, without the molestation.

1625
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,200
Same exact thing.

1626
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,280
Same exact thing without the molestation.

1627
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:08,960
Now, my point by saying that is about

1628
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:14,040
about specifically about Johnny Depp is just he's just emotionally immature.

1629
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,320
I mean, if you're still going, I mean, look, how old is dude?

1630
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,800
Sixty something, right? Is he not?

1631
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,480
He might be in the fifties like us.

1632
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,680
Well, no, he's either. He's a dude like he's very close to 60.

1633
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:25,720
If he's not 60.

1634
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,360
But my point is, is that he's still a sessorized 58.

1635
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,960
He's 58. You know, he's got he's got to do his nails.

1636
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:36,200
He's got like what my point is, you know, rings, bracelets,

1637
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,320
it just all these. Well, that's a pirate.

1638
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,520
But that's a no, no, no.

1639
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,160
You embrace the pirate. OK.

1640
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,760
Now, my point is that it is he's Bohemian.

1641
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:50,320
There becomes a part point in your life where you got to identify as you

1642
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,480
in bare naked, sort of speak.

1643
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,480
You know, you can't be dependent on your status and all this.

1644
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:01,880
You need to you need to exist because of you and what you bring into life.

1645
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,280
You mean like a like a red mohawk and Astel Chaps?

1646
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,160
Yes, I like it.

1647
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,520
Mad Max style.

1648
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,640
He didn't have an opportunity.

1649
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,240
Well, he's in a rock band. You know that?

1650
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,640
No, that's cool.

1651
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,960
She plays guitar.

1652
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,920
I thought we were going to start a band. What happened?

1653
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,320
You got hurt. Yeah. Oh, shut up.

1654
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,680
You do you. You didn't practice your.

1655
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,880
I went over there and I brought you a big thing.

1656
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,480
You've been practicing every night since that man.

1657
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,240
I could I am air drumming it.

1658
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:33,000
You know, they call really Eddie Van Halen.

1659
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,680
If he weren't dead, he'd be praising me right now.

1660
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,040
I know that's a sad story.

1661
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,320
Oh, did you hear Valerie Bertinelli getting a divorce

1662
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,600
from Eddie Van Halen?

1663
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,840
He's dead. Really?

1664
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,280
No, her second husband.

1665
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,120
They were already divorced. Alex Van Halen.

1666
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,160
Oh, that's so wrong. Who was she married to? David Lee Ron.

1667
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,360
Sammy Hagar.

1668
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,760
Dude, what the fuck? I don't know who she married to.

1669
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,040
Is she getting a divorce? Is it Al?

1670
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,240
And you have to think, did Eddie's death have something to do with?

1671
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,120
Probably made her realize that Eddie was her true love, right?

1672
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,240
Well, I thought I'm wondering, you know, you don't want to read

1673
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,760
into the stuff because you have no idea.

1674
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,560
But she's going to divorce from Tom from Tom Vitali.

1675
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,360
Anyway, I thought that was interesting.

1676
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,560
That was so soon after.

1677
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:26,000
So Valerie Bertinelli filed for divorce from husband Tom Vitali on Thursday.

1678
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,280
The actress and Food Network star cited irreconcilable differences

1679
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,080
as the cause for the divorce in the L.A.

1680
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,240
Supreme Court of California documents obtained by the USA.

1681
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,480
So what did you say?

1682
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,280
So soon afterwards, what did you say?

1683
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,200
You said it's been a year.

1684
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,480
It's been a couple of years since he's died.

1685
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,680
Well, I mean, maybe a year.

1686
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,760
Nearly nine years after their nuptials,

1687
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,160
they separated in 2019 and filed for the legal separation.

1688
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,400
Man, time flies. Is he a redhead?

1689
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,360
He is not. He's a baldhead.

1690
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,240
Let me see. Let me see.

1691
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,480
Looks like love isn't a big enough word.

1692
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,840
Valerie Bertinelli on Eddie Van Halen writing cathartic book,

1693
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,040
the Valerie's home cooking star spoke to USA Today in January

1694
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,880
and got candid about a relationship with the rocker Eddie Van Halen

1695
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,840
of the Troubles, plaguing her second marriage, which are documented

1696
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,080
in her memoirs. See enough already.

1697
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,560
And then losing Eddie, I think rocked her world.

1698
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:28,160
I think it did. So Bertinelli refers to Van Halen in the book as a soulmate.

1699
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,080
Did you hear that?

1700
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,800
Bertinelli refers to Eddie Van Halen in the book as her soulmate, but

1701
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,400
he's like shit of your current husband.

1702
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,680
Then why? Why couldn't they?

1703
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,240
Why? Why? Why couldn't love conquer all?

1704
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,840
Why? Well, I don't know.

1705
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,600
My parents couldn't live with each other anymore.

1706
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,840
Yeah, I get it. But they spent all their time together.

1707
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,760
They just went separate ways at the end of the night.

1708
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,000
He lived in his house. She lived in hers.

1709
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:51,880
That's so bizarre.

1710
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,400
But they went on vacations together.

1711
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,160
You know, relationships are bizarre.

1712
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,680
Yes. Went on vacations together.

1713
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,800
They went out to dinner all the time, went to movies, everything.

1714
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,840
Really? They just lived in different houses.

1715
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,480
Well, you know, currently my my wife and I are kind of like that.

1716
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,960
Hold on. What's your no, no, I didn't mean to interrupt.

1717
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,080
What's your take on that?

1718
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,960
That's that they couldn't live with each other.

1719
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,320
So it was literally just proximity thing.

1720
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,320
I think so.

1721
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,480
Now, they ultimately remarried.

1722
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,200
When my dad retired, my mom retired.

1723
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,680
OK, they retired out to Tahoe together.

1724
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,360
Well, I didn't know that.

1725
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,960
Yeah, they remarried.

1726
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,280
They remarried. So they realized what are we doing?

1727
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,560
Yeah, basically.

1728
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,880
Basically. OK, well, that has a happy ending.

1729
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,880
So they're divorced.

1730
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:42,760
I was 18 and he was well, Stephen was.

1731
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,080
So 2002 when they got remarried ish right around there.

1732
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,520
Wow. OK.

1733
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:53,720
So 1987, so they were separated for 14 years.

1734
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,040
Maybe that's amazing. That's amazing.

1735
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,640
Go back to your story. Well, life is amazing.

1736
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,720
And all the the bouncing around that you do and, you know,

1737
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:08,240
it it's kind of it's kind of curious on on on why people separate.

1738
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:13,240
And yeah, you know, there's honestly it's sometimes they just need a break.

1739
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,280
Yeah, you know, they need to reset in life.

1740
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,080
If I were to focus that light on me,

1741
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:25,600
just from one little snippet, I I enjoy sleeping in a separate bed.

1742
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,960
And here's the thing.

1743
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,200
Set aside for my snoring, which disrupts my wife.

1744
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,000
CPAP machine. Yeah. Yeah.

1745
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,560
And solutions, blah, blah, blah.

1746
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,320
Loosen way. God, yeah.

1747
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,120
And what off disrupt polonize as well.

1748
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,080
So yeah, yeah, there's there's more to it.

1749
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,760
So it's not it's not just the story.

1750
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,880
But for me, it's kind of like, hey, look, when I'm sleeping,

1751
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,440
you know, I want to fart.

1752
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,840
I want to burp. I want to I want to stretch all that stuff.

1753
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,240
I want to you burping you.

1754
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,640
Well, not everybody has a wife like yours.

1755
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,040
Well, I burp and fart in my sleep. Yeah.

1756
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,360
Now, I'm not talking when you're asleep.

1757
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,880
I'm just saying just in the bed. Yes.

1758
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,920
I want to show respect for my wife because she doesn't like it.

1759
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,920
She farts on me. My wife farts on me.

1760
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,640
She says my wife does on you.

1761
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,920
Yeah, if I'm spooning and my leg is, you know, I've heard my fart.

1762
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,320
So when you guys are like tonight, tonight, we're going to get busy.

1763
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,320
Well, she farts.

1764
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,520
I don't believe I said that.

1765
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,680
She kind of straddles your face and farts on you.

1766
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,680
OK, no.

1767
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,680
And you said I said, sit on my face.

1768
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:29,280
Ever seen the cartoon of the lump of shit on the guy's forehead?

1769
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,080
Good Lord. Yeah, no, we've never partaken in that.

1770
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:36,680
Yeah. No, my point is we don't shit on each other is that even like in

1771
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:43,080
the the leave it to beavers, the cleavers, the beavers.

1772
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,080
What the fuck? I believe the cleavers.

1773
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,080
I think Van Dyke also.

1774
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,080
They had they had cleavers.

1775
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,080
They had separate beds.

1776
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,680
The husband of Lucy, Fred, Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

1777
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,680
They had separate beds.

1778
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,680
Easy. You're trying to normalize things.

1779
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:04,080
All I'm saying is that sometimes it is healthy to have separate beds.

1780
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,480
Sometimes it may be healthy to have separate rooms.

1781
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,880
There is nothing wrong with that.

1782
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,480
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

1783
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,880
As long as you both are you talk about it and you're OK with it.

1784
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,880
Well, there you go.

1785
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,880
Does that make sense?

1786
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,680
In like what Jeff's parents went through, they had separate beds.

1787
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,880
They did talk about it.

1788
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,080
They were OK with it.

1789
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,880
You know, they hung out.

1790
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:25,880
They had dinner.

1791
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:26,680
They had breakfast.

1792
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,280
They did all kinds of things together.

1793
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,880
But at the end of the night, they were like, yeah, you go ahead and go to

1794
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,280
your house and I'm going to go to mine.

1795
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,080
I think that's fantastic.

1796
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:39,280
I think it's great that you can have a relationship like that and still be

1797
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,580
monogamous, so to speak, you know, you know, you just give me just because

1798
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,380
you don't have to live under the same roof to be monogamous.

1799
00:59:46,380 --> 00:59:49,980
So when they got back and I know this is really personal, but when they

1800
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:54,080
got back together, did they ever communicate that it was a mistake to separate?

1801
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:58,080
No, that was the only time that I called that I cussed at my mother when

1802
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:58,680
she called me.

1803
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,180
She had to get drunk in order to tell me this.

1804
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:02,580
I remember the phone call.

1805
01:00:02,580 --> 01:00:06,580
Yeah, and they got married on the same day that Julie and I got married

1806
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:08,780
as far as the day of the month.

1807
01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:09,480
Right.

1808
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,380
And no, no, no, no, right.

1809
01:00:11,380 --> 01:00:13,580
Not on the day you were married anniversary.

1810
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:18,180
So when she called me on that day, maybe the next day, she had been

1811
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:21,480
drinking and she goes, I wanted to tell you that your dad and I just

1812
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,380
got remarried and I called her.

1813
01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:24,880
I called both of them.

1814
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,580
I said, you guys are fucking idiots to put you through that.

1815
01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:30,980
Yeah, I was like, why did you do this?

1816
01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:35,080
Basically, that was the only time I ever said that she just laughed

1817
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:35,980
and says, I don't know.

1818
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:39,480
You know, it's just we just got married again and they're very happy.

1819
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,880
She was very she was extremely happy.

1820
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:46,580
And that's just hung up the phone shaking your head going, what the hell?

1821
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:49,380
No, I said all that matters is that you guys are happy.

1822
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:49,980
Good for you.

1823
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:50,480
Right.

1824
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,880
I was like, you know, I knew you guys should have done this a long time

1825
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,980
ago. You guys should never have happened to begin with.

1826
01:00:55,980 --> 01:00:56,980
You spent all your time together.

1827
01:00:56,980 --> 01:00:57,980
You want to vacation together.

1828
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,280
You're retiring together.

1829
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,280
Right.

1830
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,280
The whole night should have just separated.

1831
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,180
Well, there's dudes like this that the interesting fall into those

1832
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:09,980
little pockets of life experiences and you know, who knows?

1833
01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:13,080
I mean, there's a lot of directions.

1834
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,780
There are consequences for any direction you take your life.

1835
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:19,380
If you want to take your life left, there's consequences.

1836
01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:20,980
If you want to take your right, right?

1837
01:01:20,980 --> 01:01:21,880
It's consequences.

1838
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,380
And you never know how it's going to turn out.

1839
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:24,080
You never know.

1840
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,880
And you never how you never know how it's going to end up.

1841
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,380
So, you know, you just you know, it's a gamble.

1842
01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:35,780
You know, it's based on trust and in luck and flatulence.

1843
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:40,580
But I do believe I do believe that there is no problem that cannot be

1844
01:01:40,580 --> 01:01:44,380
overcome. I mean, you know, outside of finding out that your husband

1845
01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:46,680
is John Wayne Gacy.

1846
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,580
I just watched that Netflix documentary.

1847
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,380
It was good.

1848
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:50,280
What is it?

1849
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,680
What is going on with guys?

1850
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,580
A serial killer.

1851
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:53,680
John Wayne Gacy tapes.

1852
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,280
So my wife.

1853
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:54,480
Yeah.

1854
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,780
So my wife has been watching serial killer documentaries.

1855
01:01:58,780 --> 01:01:59,580
I've kind of gathered that.

1856
01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:01,580
Well, did you tell us about that one?

1857
01:02:01,580 --> 01:02:02,180
You might have.

1858
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:03,780
Yeah, there's there's several.

1859
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:04,580
Really?

1860
01:02:04,580 --> 01:02:05,380
Yeah, they're good.

1861
01:02:05,380 --> 01:02:06,180
They do a good job.

1862
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,080
They do.

1863
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:07,980
It's like riveting.

1864
01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:08,580
Yeah.

1865
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:09,080
And you know what?

1866
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,180
Everybody says the same thing.

1867
01:02:10,180 --> 01:02:11,680
He's such a normal guy.

1868
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,380
I can't believe it.

1869
01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:13,280
He lived next door.

1870
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,980
He was a normal guy.

1871
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:20,180
If you got to anybody listening, you got to watch John Wayne Gacy

1872
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:24,880
documentaries because there was a tape on a previously unreleased

1873
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,980
tape of spilling his guts.

1874
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:28,380
Yes.

1875
01:02:28,380 --> 01:02:31,280
In the interview with his counsel.

1876
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,580
Yes, with his legal lawyer.

1877
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:34,580
Right.

1878
01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:36,180
And he he lets loose.

1879
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:38,780
I mean, he talks about what he was thinking and what he was going

1880
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:40,680
through and what why he did what he did.

1881
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,280
And it's cold.

1882
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,380
Cold.

1883
01:02:43,380 --> 01:02:43,980
He didn't give a shit.

1884
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:45,880
He goes, he goes, he no remorse.

1885
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,380
That's what he said.

1886
01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:48,480
He goes, he goes, I have no remorse.

1887
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,380
He goes, I feel nothing for these 33 people that I killed boys.

1888
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:57,780
And one after another inviting these underage young men into his

1889
01:02:57,780 --> 01:03:01,880
home and they buried him under the house under the house.

1890
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,980
How many 27 under the house?

1891
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:05,480
There's 33 total.

1892
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,980
He ran out of room.

1893
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:07,480
Yes.

1894
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,780
Digging holes, digging in his crawlspace.

1895
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:12,780
In his crawlspace.

1896
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:14,780
What?

1897
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,780
That's the second documentary I watched.

1898
01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:18,480
Because the way he helped.

1899
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,080
It was a stunk.

1900
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,480
Well, he used lye.

1901
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:22,380
Right.

1902
01:03:22,380 --> 01:03:22,980
Okay.

1903
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:27,680
Well, he used lye to help mask the smell because he had body

1904
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,280
stacked on top on top of each other.

1905
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:34,380
And the crazy thing is, is he had some other boys digging the

1906
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:37,380
holes like, hey, I need.

1907
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,680
I need like help with my sewer.

1908
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,580
Yeah, I need you to go down there and dig a hole here.

1909
01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:43,480
Oh, no.

1910
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,780
No, I didn't know that.

1911
01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:46,880
They didn't cover that in the one we watched.

1912
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:47,380
Yeah.

1913
01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:51,380
So he had some of the boys go down and dig some of that.

1914
01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:52,280
How would they know that?

1915
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,880
Because it was in the interviews?

1916
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,980
Yeah, some of the guys that survived, right?

1917
01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:57,780
Yeah, he had me go down there and dig holes.

1918
01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,980
Oh, there were a number that that got away.

1919
01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:00,980
Yeah.

1920
01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:03,180
And and got away from the standpoint of.

1921
01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:04,080
He's the clown one.

1922
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:04,980
He's the clown one.

1923
01:04:04,980 --> 01:04:05,580
Yes.

1924
01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:09,280
And got away from the standpoint of from the standpoint of.

1925
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:11,680
It was weird.

1926
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,780
I was uncomfortable.

1927
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:17,080
He sat on my bed and like challenged me and I said, I'm

1928
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:17,480
uncomfortable.

1929
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,280
I'm going to leave not not.

1930
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,880
You know what I'm saying?

1931
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,680
It wasn't like he was trying to kill him and he knocked him

1932
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,980
unconscious and ran out the door.

1933
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:25,480
Right.

1934
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,980
There was just a scenario where he was like, I'm uncomfortable.

1935
01:04:28,980 --> 01:04:30,180
I'm leaving and you let him go.

1936
01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:30,780
Right.

1937
01:04:30,780 --> 01:04:33,080
And the guy's like 70 now.

1938
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:33,580
I know.

1939
01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:34,480
And then they look back.

1940
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:35,680
Well, he's dead.

1941
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,580
No, the guy they were interviewing.

1942
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:38,380
Oh, right.

1943
01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:41,280
The guy, one of his first ones who was in Iowa still where

1944
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,780
he tried to do this to he was like, he goes, yeah, he goes.

1945
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:45,580
He did all this stuff.

1946
01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:46,780
He handcuffed me.

1947
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:47,480
Yes.

1948
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,980
And he did all this stuff and I started crying and he let me

1949
01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:50,380
out of it.

1950
01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:53,680
Then I slept over in the bed and he came up and sat next to

1951
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,180
me and yes, you know, says we want to pleasure each other.

1952
01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:59,880
Basically, we want to have sex with the guy and he was like,

1953
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,180
no way, no way.

1954
01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:02,480
And then they got in the car.

1955
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,180
They won't know.

1956
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,980
But then he wakes up wakes up with the guy holding a knife

1957
01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:06,780
to his throat.

1958
01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:07,180
Yeah.

1959
01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:09,480
And he says it's another test.

1960
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:09,680
All right.

1961
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,280
So this is a real life documentary.

1962
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:19,280
John Wayne Gacy and you know, he died in 94 born in 42.

1963
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:19,780
He was killed.

1964
01:05:19,780 --> 01:05:20,780
He was executed.

1965
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:21,380
Executed.

1966
01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:24,380
Well, spoiler alert.

1967
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,980
So spoiler alert, he died.

1968
01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:27,880
Yeah, he is killed.

1969
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:32,280
So was he was he like, you know, lethal injection?

1970
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,480
Born a so he was born into a blue collar family and had a

1971
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,580
fairly ordinary childhood.

1972
01:05:38,580 --> 01:05:43,380
But he was in prison for sodomy with another man.

1973
01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:46,180
So what was the kid?

1974
01:05:46,180 --> 01:05:47,280
So was a kid.

1975
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,880
Yes, it was basically the same.

1976
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:49,780
I was in Iowa, right?

1977
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:50,580
When he was in Iowa.

1978
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,780
So here in my opinion, here's what happened.

1979
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:57,380
He was he was basically gay.

1980
01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:59,380
And so he wouldn't admit that though.

1981
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:00,680
He said he was bisexual.

1982
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:00,980
Yeah.

1983
01:06:00,980 --> 01:06:01,180
Okay.

1984
01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:02,780
Bisexual, whatever bisexual.

1985
01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:06,180
He invited a 15 year old over and had sex with him.

1986
01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:12,280
And then that 15 year old told his father and he went to jail

1987
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,880
and he became he was a sexual predator like a whatever.

1988
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:16,280
Yeah.

1989
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:21,380
And from that moment on he still had the same urges, but he

1990
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:25,780
knew he couldn't let him go because if he lets him go, he's

1991
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:26,480
going to go to jail.

1992
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:26,880
Right.

1993
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,380
So from that point on he was fulfilling his fantasy fulfilling

1994
01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:32,380
his need to kill him and kill him.

1995
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:33,280
All right, let's move on.

1996
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,780
This one's kind of fucking right.

1997
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:35,480
Yeah.

1998
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:36,280
No, it's fascinating.

1999
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,980
If you if it is fascinating watch it's a three part series.

2000
01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:39,980
I'm not going to watch it.

2001
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:40,880
Okay.

2002
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:41,780
Chicken.

2003
01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:42,780
Yeah, you're scared.

2004
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:43,080
Yeah.

2005
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:43,380
Wow.

2006
01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:44,880
I wouldn't want to watch something like that.

2007
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,280
It's fucking creepy and why would fascinate fascinating?

2008
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,980
There's nothing fascinating to me.

2009
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:53,080
I would yeah, the clothes notes good enough for me.

2010
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,380
I gave it five stars.

2011
01:06:55,380 --> 01:06:56,580
Five five of five.

2012
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:58,080
Did you like those scenes?

2013
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,680
No, well, they didn't show any.

2014
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,480
They didn't show any.

2015
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,280
They didn't show it.

2016
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,180
Yeah, they didn't show any.

2017
01:07:02,180 --> 01:07:04,080
They completely destroyed that house pulling it apart.

2018
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:04,480
God.

2019
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,280
No, no, no.

2020
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,680
They raised it.

2021
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,080
I mean, it's gone.

2022
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:08,780
It's gone.

2023
01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:09,280
They had it.

2024
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,180
They had a discussion.

2025
01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:12,080
They finished digging up all the shit.

2026
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,680
They were like, what do you want to do here?

2027
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,080
And they're like, we got to get rid of the house and they did.

2028
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,280
Well, no, they tore it all apart looking for evidence and

2029
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,580
they're like, well, technically we're supposed to replace

2030
01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:22,880
everything as it was.

2031
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,680
Yeah, but the house was gone.

2032
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:28,380
Oh, yeah. So they're just like, I don't know how they just

2033
01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:30,280
this is the last thing I'll say about it.

2034
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:34,380
The most riveting part of it are the those guys that had to

2035
01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:39,380
go into the crawl space and dig these people out finding one

2036
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:40,680
after another after another.

2037
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:41,880
Oh, it's awful.

2038
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:42,780
There's film footage.

2039
01:07:42,780 --> 01:07:43,780
How do you dig in?

2040
01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,780
And these poor guys?

2041
01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:45,780
I mean, really?

2042
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:48,980
They can spend the rest of their lives finding all that.

2043
01:07:48,980 --> 01:07:50,680
And they said we weren't hazmat.

2044
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,580
We were I was in jeans and a flannel.

2045
01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:54,880
Oh, yeah. We'd have mass with gloves.

2046
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:59,280
And they were in up to their neck in mud and and body.

2047
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,080
That's retarded.

2048
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,380
I would have cut the floor open.

2049
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:02,580
They did what they did.

2050
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:03,580
They did.

2051
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,280
There were four bodies stacked on top of each other.

2052
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,580
So you go down cross the good Lord.

2053
01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:10,580
Yeah.

2054
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:13,580
He pulled out thirty three bodies from his not a big house

2055
01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:14,580
either.

2056
01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:15,580
Oh, insane.

2057
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:17,280
Well, and then he started burying him in the place.

2058
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,880
I'm really glad we had this conversation.

2059
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,580
Yeah.

2060
01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:20,580
No, it's very enlightening.

2061
01:08:20,580 --> 01:08:24,580
All right. Anyway, so I wanted to talk about we were we can

2062
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:25,580
skip match.

2063
01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:26,580
But sex.

2064
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:29,580
No, I want to talk about I actually want to talk about

2065
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,580
Netflix.

2066
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:32,580
So we've been watching that on Netflix.

2067
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:35,580
They're saying Netflix is like tanking done.

2068
01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:36,580
It's not well.

2069
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:37,580
Why?

2070
01:08:37,580 --> 01:08:38,580
Why?

2071
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:39,580
What's happening?

2072
01:08:39,580 --> 01:08:40,580
It's woke ism.

2073
01:08:40,580 --> 01:08:41,580
Well, it is.

2074
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:46,580
They've lost viewership for the first time because of woke ism.

2075
01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:48,580
Could be part of it.

2076
01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:51,580
Well, there's I think I think you're sure, guys.

2077
01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:54,580
I think there's part of I think it's part of it is people like

2078
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:55,580
us going screw it.

2079
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,580
I'm done.

2080
01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:58,580
Part of it is there's Disney.

2081
01:08:58,580 --> 01:08:59,580
There's Paramount.

2082
01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:00,580
There's HBO Max.

2083
01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:03,580
The streaming service started to be everywhere.

2084
01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:06,580
It's saturated before it was that likes all competitive.

2085
01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:08,580
But that was the only thing out there for a while.

2086
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:10,580
Now there's they're all over the place.

2087
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,580
Who else is part of Netflix?

2088
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:14,580
The Obamas are part of another not now.

2089
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:15,580
They cut them out.

2090
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:16,580
Now they cut Spotify.

2091
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:18,580
They cut them out.

2092
01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,580
Spotify cut them out.

2093
01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:23,580
No, but the Obamas were part of Netflix.

2094
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:24,580
They still are.

2095
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:25,580
OK.

2096
01:09:25,580 --> 01:09:26,580
Netflix.

2097
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:27,580
I'm sorry.

2098
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:30,580
Spotify did not renew the Obama contract.

2099
01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:31,580
I think it's Netflix.

2100
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:33,580
But Netflix cut out some woke ism.

2101
01:09:33,580 --> 01:09:35,580
Well, they need to.

2102
01:09:35,580 --> 01:09:36,580
Look, here's the thing.

2103
01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:40,580
There's they've got these Netflix founded shows.

2104
01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:48,580
The old remake of the space show lost lost in space.

2105
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:49,580
All right.

2106
01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:54,580
And not just lost in space, but all these other Netflix based shows that, you know,

2107
01:09:54,580 --> 01:10:00,580
they got to have the ratio of races and they got to throw Hollywood now.

2108
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:06,580
But yeah, but it's just like but it just doesn't reflect reality when you have to have gay

2109
01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:11,580
people suck on each other on every single show.

2110
01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:16,580
It's well, I think you're going to see less of that because a memo just came out on

2111
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:17,580
Netflix.

2112
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:23,580
And basically, they says said if you're not comfortable with the program and we have

2113
01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:25,580
maybe Netflix isn't the place for you to work.

2114
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:28,580
So basically, they were scaling back the woke ism.

2115
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:31,580
They're scaling back the woke ism and they're going to put regular shit out there.

2116
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:32,580
Right.

2117
01:10:32,580 --> 01:10:34,580
So if you're not comfortable, get the fuck out.

2118
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:36,580
Maybe Netflix is not where you should be working.

2119
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:38,580
That just came out this week.

2120
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:40,580
But you did.

2121
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:41,580
So hold on.

2122
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:45,580
Maybe Netflix is the place you should be working.

2123
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:50,580
You know, to me, that's kind of a silly statement because, you know, basically

2124
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:54,580
Netflix is just a collection of shows we watch.

2125
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:55,580
Correct.

2126
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:59,580
So that's the point.

2127
01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:04,580
And what they're making is we are our audience is diverse.

2128
01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:05,580
Correct.

2129
01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:11,580
And what we carry is going to be diverse if that upsets you because you want but it's

2130
01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:13,580
a very thin point of view.

2131
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:18,580
The point is, if you're trying to push an ideology and an agenda and you don't like

2132
01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:22,580
anything that goes against it, maybe this isn't the place for you because the day

2133
01:11:22,580 --> 01:11:23,580
Twitter's headed there.

2134
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:24,580
Yeah.

2135
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:27,580
Finally, with Elon Musk, because we'll talk about that.

2136
01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:32,580
And then if you remember the Dave Chappelle special where they had the walkout because

2137
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:33,580
they were all offended.

2138
01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:34,580
Yeah, the transsexuals.

2139
01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:36,580
That was the start of it, I think.

2140
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:39,580
And then they lost all these viewerships.

2141
01:11:39,580 --> 01:11:42,580
And I think part of it is because people are getting sick of it.

2142
01:11:42,580 --> 01:11:43,580
Yeah.

2143
01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:45,580
The silent majority is canceling.

2144
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:48,580
Part of it is the market is saturated.

2145
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:49,580
Yeah.

2146
01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:50,580
Right?

2147
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,580
Plenty of options, brother.

2148
01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,580
So people are like, I'm spending the hundred bucks on streaming services.

2149
01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:54,580
I need to pare down.

2150
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:55,580
Which one am I cutting?

2151
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:57,580
Netflix is a bunch of crap these days.

2152
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:58,580
I'm cutting that.

2153
01:11:58,580 --> 01:11:59,580
Yeah, it's a bunch of woke.

2154
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:00,580
Right?

2155
01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:02,580
So I think that's the other part of it.

2156
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,580
Sure.

2157
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:08,580
And I think going forward, I think you will see this is what I'm hoping anyway.

2158
01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:09,580
OK.

2159
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:13,580
More just mainstream normalization, normalization of programming.

2160
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,580
Right?

2161
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:19,580
You're not going to get Bridgerton where you're where you're hijacking history and having

2162
01:12:19,580 --> 01:12:20,580
a black queen of England.

2163
01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:22,580
My wife loves that show.

2164
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:23,580
I refuse to watch it.

2165
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:24,580
She she loves it.

2166
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:25,580
And we even talked about it.

2167
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,580
I was like, what's going on with this?

2168
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:31,580
Why is there a black queen in the 1700s in England?

2169
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,580
And I'm not I'm not.

2170
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:35,580
I mean, you could pull the racism, you know, argument, all that kind of stuff.

2171
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:37,580
I'm just saying it's not authentic.

2172
01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,580
No.

2173
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:39,580
From a historical perspective.

2174
01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:44,580
Anyway, is there a disclaimer before that says this is not pertain, you know, trying

2175
01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:45,580
to be historically correct?

2176
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:47,580
This is a dramatization.

2177
01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:48,580
Right.

2178
01:12:48,580 --> 01:12:49,580
Right.

2179
01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:50,580
He did that.

2180
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:51,580
All right.

2181
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:52,580
Maybe I'll accept it more.

2182
01:12:52,580 --> 01:12:57,940
But we did just get done watching The Last Kingdom, five seasons worth of The Last Kingdom

2183
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:58,940
on Lord.

2184
01:12:58,940 --> 01:12:59,940
Oh, it's great.

2185
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:00,940
We love it.

2186
01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:01,940
I got to watch a bunch of it.

2187
01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:02,940
So Netflix.

2188
01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:05,580
OK, so the Outlander, which evidently I need to watch.

2189
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,580
Good.

2190
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:07,580
Great show.

2191
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:08,580
Really good show.

2192
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:09,580
The Last Kingdom.

2193
01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:10,580
I love it.

2194
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:11,580
Last Kingdom is good.

2195
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:12,580
I've watched one season.

2196
01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:13,580
I watched all five.

2197
01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,580
It's amazing.

2198
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:15,580
So much.

2199
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:16,580
I haven't even watched.

2200
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:17,580
Have you watched Viking?

2201
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:18,580
Ozark.

2202
01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:19,580
The Ozarks.

2203
01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:20,580
I haven't watched the final season.

2204
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:23,580
I haven't finished the second to last one yet.

2205
01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:24,580
Exactly.

2206
01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:25,580
The Vikings.

2207
01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:26,580
I thought that was on Amazon.

2208
01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,580
It was on Amazon.

2209
01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:29,580
We watched a couple of episodes, but we didn't.

2210
01:13:29,580 --> 01:13:30,580
You have to watch Viking.

2211
01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,580
Oh, my God.

2212
01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:32,580
Oh, yeah.

2213
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:33,580
Seriously?

2214
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:34,580
I have to watch.

2215
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:35,580
All right.

2216
01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:36,580
Then that's what we do next.

2217
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:37,580
It's outstanding.

2218
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,580
Yes.

2219
01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:39,580
Love it.

2220
01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:40,580
OK.

2221
01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:43,580
And Netflix has I'm not saying part two, but they have a Vikings.

2222
01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:46,580
I think they called Vikings of Valhalla or something like that.

2223
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:47,580
And it's well done as well.

2224
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:48,580
You know, it's funny.

2225
01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:52,580
The Netflix has a Vikings comedy.

2226
01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:53,580
Correct.

2227
01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:55,580
We are Vikings or something like that.

2228
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:58,580
It is actually I've watched the whole thing.

2229
01:13:58,580 --> 01:13:59,580
Is it VeggieTales?

2230
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:06,580
Man, it is like these guys, they're like they speak English, but they're like, so Hansard,

2231
01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:15,580
we're going to go down to the forest and we're going to take some of the elders of the village.

2232
01:14:15,580 --> 01:14:20,580
You know, we don't have enough food to feed everybody, so we need to send some people

2233
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:24,580
out, you know, and then they like we need so they can sky volunteers.

2234
01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:29,580
He takes a bunch of old guys, old farts up to and they got old farts are kind of like,

2235
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:31,580
oh, yes, we need to die for Thor.

2236
01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:34,580
We'll be mighty warriors once we get to heaven.

2237
01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:35,580
And so for Oden.

2238
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:36,580
Is it for Oden?

2239
01:14:36,580 --> 01:14:37,580
For Oden in Valhalla.

2240
01:14:37,580 --> 01:14:38,580
Yeah, it is.

2241
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:42,580
He takes them up to this cliff and he's like, OK, so, guys, here's what we got to do.

2242
01:14:42,580 --> 01:14:46,580
We got to jump off and but they're talking in this this dialect.

2243
01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:50,580
It's just like, is so sweet.

2244
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:56,580
You want me to jump off the cliff and land somewhere down there on the rocks?

2245
01:14:56,580 --> 01:15:03,580
You know, at first I was wanting to do it and I don't want to do it in this so much as now.

2246
01:15:03,580 --> 01:15:08,580
But we like a French that's what we were going to do is we are totally a comedy, though.

2247
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,580
Oh, man, it's fantastic, man.

2248
01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:12,580
It's on Netflix.

2249
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:14,580
Yeah, it's like something.

2250
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:16,580
We are barbarians or we are Vikings.

2251
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:17,580
Oh, my God.

2252
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:24,580
OK, like the leader of the group, the leaders kind of pass back and forth and they fight each other.

2253
01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:31,580
Look, they show very graphic shit, like when people get like sliced in half, they were like,

2254
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:39,580
like this one guy says, you know, if I want your wife, all I have to do is challenge you for a fight and I can have your wife.

2255
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:42,580
And so he challenges very German.

2256
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:44,580
Yeah, he sounds like it, doesn't he?

2257
01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:47,580
Yeah, yeah.

2258
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:49,580
That's the way that's the way Last Kingdom was.

2259
01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:53,580
It was very graphic, very graphic, lots of blood.

2260
01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:54,580
I liked it.

2261
01:15:54,580 --> 01:15:57,580
I just watched The Northman.

2262
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:58,580
Haven't heard of that one.

2263
01:15:58,580 --> 01:16:02,580
It's a new Viking movie came out recently.

2264
01:16:02,580 --> 01:16:04,580
Movie. It's a movie, not series.

2265
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:10,580
It's a movie and it's it's it's very good, but it's very bleak.

2266
01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:14,580
It's very grim and it's not a Disney movie.

2267
01:16:14,580 --> 01:16:15,580
We put it that way.

2268
01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:16,580
It's not a happy movie.

2269
01:16:16,580 --> 01:16:17,580
No, it's not at all.

2270
01:16:17,580 --> 01:16:22,580
The does the mother die visionary director Robert something The Northman.

2271
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:23,580
Yeah, that's it right there.

2272
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:26,580
And Nicole Kidman's in it.

2273
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:27,580
Really?

2274
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:32,580
As a queen, Ethan Hawke, Ethan Hawke, William Defoe.

2275
01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:34,580
I like that guy, Willem.

2276
01:16:34,580 --> 01:16:38,580
It's very well done.

2277
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:43,580
It's as I'm sitting there watching, I'm going it had to suck to live back then.

2278
01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:44,580
Oh, sure.

2279
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:47,580
They're in Iceland and I'm just like, how miserable.

2280
01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:51,580
Even watching Last Kingdom, I was I was thinking that would not be a good life.

2281
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,580
Even this was even just more.

2282
01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:53,580
It's just more bleak.

2283
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,580
They don't know it better.

2284
01:16:55,580 --> 01:16:57,580
I mean, it would suck.

2285
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,580
You had no sense of security.

2286
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:03,580
Like, you know, at any moment's notice, you could be slaughtered.

2287
01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:04,580
Well, basically, that's what kind of what this is.

2288
01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:05,580
It's a revenge story.

2289
01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,580
And basically, that's what this is.

2290
01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:11,580
They're in the middle of Iceland and this little farm and chaos erupts.

2291
01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:13,580
And it's just like they don't know how to handle it.

2292
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:14,580
Right. And the village gets burned.

2293
01:17:14,580 --> 01:17:15,580
All the women get raped.

2294
01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:17,580
All the men get killed.

2295
01:17:17,580 --> 01:17:18,580
Yeah.

2296
01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:20,580
And the kids get abducted to be slaves.

2297
01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:22,580
It's like, wow, what a great time to live.

2298
01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:23,580
Yeah, it's well done.

2299
01:17:23,580 --> 01:17:24,580
And I recommend it.

2300
01:17:24,580 --> 01:17:25,580
Now, there are a few scenes.

2301
01:17:25,580 --> 01:17:30,580
So it's a little more on the art, art, artsy side, fartsy in some scenes

2302
01:17:30,580 --> 01:17:35,580
because you get some of the mystic Viking stuff like slow with like,

2303
01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:39,580
well, or he's kind of dreaming, right, where he sees Odin or he's doing this.

2304
01:17:39,580 --> 01:17:41,580
So there's some scenes of that that you have to get through.

2305
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:45,580
But unless it's a movie, it's a movie.

2306
01:17:45,580 --> 01:17:47,580
And it's it's I wouldn't mind watching it.

2307
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,580
Well, like I said, we just got done with Last Kingdom.

2308
01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:53,580
So we're on board with things along that genre.

2309
01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:55,580
I'll tell you what that Alexander Skarsgard.

2310
01:17:55,580 --> 01:18:00,580
It's I believe the the comedy is called The Norseman, by the way, to go back.

2311
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:03,580
The Norseman, the comedy, the Vikings.

2312
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:06,580
I thought it was called something like R'R Barbarians or something.

2313
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:09,580
Maybe not. So anyway, I recommend I recommend The Northman.

2314
01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:11,580
So I for one don't want Netflix to like die.

2315
01:18:11,580 --> 01:18:13,580
I don't think you said it's going to die.

2316
01:18:13,580 --> 01:18:17,580
It's not going to go away because we watch a lot of stuff on Netflix.

2317
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:21,580
Remember when it started, the whole male.

2318
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,580
Well, it was the male CD house DVD.

2319
01:18:23,580 --> 01:18:25,580
And we never did Netflix.

2320
01:18:25,580 --> 01:18:27,580
Well, we we we did.

2321
01:18:27,580 --> 01:18:29,580
We did Blockbuster. So we'd go to the store.

2322
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:30,580
We did both. We did both.

2323
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:35,580
We went to the store and then we started doing the mail in Blockbuster.

2324
01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:38,580
Once they tried to catch up and we never did Netflix.

2325
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,580
And then Blockbuster died.

2326
01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:42,580
And then we started doing Redbox. Redbox.

2327
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:45,580
So Redbox replaced both of them. You're right.

2328
01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:47,580
So we did Redbox. Where did Redbox Redbox done?

2329
01:18:47,580 --> 01:18:49,580
They're still around.

2330
01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:51,580
OK, there's still a Redbox in front of the Kroger.

2331
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:53,580
Yeah, they're still around.

2332
01:18:53,580 --> 01:18:55,580
But we would do that every weekend.

2333
01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:56,580
We'd have movies in this room right here.

2334
01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:58,580
Every Friday, we'd have a picnic. Right.

2335
01:18:58,580 --> 01:18:59,580
And we'd watch a movie.

2336
01:18:59,580 --> 01:19:00,580
It's not what's on the floor.

2337
01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:05,580
Eat pizza and very nice.

2338
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:06,580
Then Redbox. I don't know.

2339
01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:09,580
We just you know, the boys got older and you start streaming.

2340
01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:11,580
Yeah. Then we started streaming everything.

2341
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:14,580
So we don't want very rare that we play a DVD now.

2342
01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:16,580
Right. Very rare.

2343
01:19:16,580 --> 01:19:18,580
How often do you play DVDs?

2344
01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,580
I never played DVDs.

2345
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,580
In fact, I would own my dad's house.

2346
01:19:21,580 --> 01:19:26,580
It was Mother's Day and said hi to my mom.

2347
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:28,580
Blah, blah, blah.

2348
01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:31,580
And they got some TV issue all of a sudden.

2349
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:33,580
TV issues. TV issues.

2350
01:19:33,580 --> 01:19:36,580
OK, whatever.

2351
01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:37,580
They yeah.

2352
01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:40,580
They my dad's like he's always he's very proud of his TV, too.

2353
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,580
He buys the biggest fucking TV they have. It's huge.

2354
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:45,580
He's got like a seventy five. Just ridiculous.

2355
01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:46,580
Oh, wow.

2356
01:19:46,580 --> 01:19:50,580
Like the entire same song, but he doesn't have the fucking remote control for.

2357
01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:53,580
So Files comes in and they give him this remote control.

2358
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,580
And I kid you not.

2359
01:19:54,580 --> 01:19:57,580
It looks like a fucking keyboard, right?

2360
01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,580
It's so ridiculous.

2361
01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:03,580
Full fledged. It's multi, multi device, multi everything.

2362
01:20:03,580 --> 01:20:06,580
Something turn the lights on, open the garage doors.

2363
01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:07,580
For sure. Absolutely.

2364
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,580
Something not to give your parents, you know, so.

2365
01:20:09,580 --> 01:20:11,580
Yeah, exactly. How do you get a fire stick?

2366
01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:13,580
It has a button. Yeah.

2367
01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:15,580
I was gonna say they're struggling with the remote.

2368
01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:20,580
How are they gonna work with that thing? It was such a struggle. So anyways is beat down my parents doing fine

2369
01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:22,580
a long story short they

2370
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:29,660
But you know there I told them they're watching DVDs still or they've stream. I'm sorry

2371
01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:33,400
I kind of distract a little bit. They know it wasn't they had a

2372
01:20:34,060 --> 01:20:40,540
Under there. It's a body damn it. They have the TV that big 75 inch down below. There is a

2373
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:43,820
DVD carousel. Oh

2374
01:20:43,820 --> 01:20:47,440
Wow, okay. So my dad was kind of like

2375
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:51,600
Oh, what am I do with my if I want to watch a DVD and I was like

2376
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,160
When is the last time you watched a DVD?

2377
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,200
You know, and he's got this VHS player

2378
01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,880
Nice, you would hook that up

2379
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:07,220
It's a dual VHS player. So one so you can like rewind one while the other word playing I guess

2380
01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:09,220
Oh that's a

2381
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,920
Couldn't afford that

2382
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:18,720
He's got so you know his office. He's got these VHS tapes and these DVDs and it's like, you know that that's that's gone

2383
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:26,400
You don't let it go dad. Yeah, it's gone, you know, just start singing. Let it go. Let it go you did

2384
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:31,120
No, but I was I was kind of game it he was angry. He was like

2385
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:36,680
When I was your age

2386
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:40,600
I was your age. I was your age. I was your age. I was your age. I was your age

2387
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,520
Yeah

2388
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,520
Yeah

2389
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,520
Is this TV didn't fucking work? It turned out

2390
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:58,480
Seriously the trollers absolutely serious from your father's perspective think about the technology that he lived through even just us

2391
01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:07,400
trollers wax platters. Well, yes, that's what they used to be made out of wax. So when was your father born? What year?

2392
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:13,920
Forty-two forty-one. So my dad was born in forty. Well, he's the older my dad was born in forty-two

2393
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:18,640
Okay, so my father he's still alive lived through all sorts of crazy shit

2394
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,020
Well all of our dads had I know yeah

2395
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,920
So what would have been the first thing it would have been forty fives

2396
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:31,200
It would have been it would it would have been LPs then what he had the big patrol with a big cone

2397
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:36,000
Right now not in 40. No, that was before that but that's what started it, right?

2398
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:43,280
I'm just saying from from our father's line YouTube. Oh, yeah, probably. Well, was it the 45s or just the whole LP?

2399
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:48,640
33 and a third. Yeah, 33 third then 45s

2400
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:52,560
Then 70 eights. What about the 78? Oh, no, no not cassettes

2401
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,560
78

2402
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:58,480
78 and then a track a track and then cassette

2403
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,880
Right there see and then CD

2404
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:07,280
Then you had many discs many discs and then streaming. Yeah. You had iPods. All right, so it's been a complicated

2405
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:13,440
May 18th the first half of the dudes like us and joined the fray whiskey bourbon of

2406
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:14,560
my

2407
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:19,960
Great stuff to the three of us liked it. We were yeah to the three of us. I

2408
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:25,320
I uh, I gave it a 50. I mean a five. I think we're gonna failing the second half

2409
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:30,040
We're gonna be diving into some politics. I feel because there's some stuff going on with Twitter

2410
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:35,880
We need to expose and talk about with Elon. It got some mass shootings. We gotta talk about

2411
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:40,040
I mean, I know that's a dark topic, but dude, that's real shit that's going on

2412
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:44,440
Well, I'm excited about the go back to the tour. We did talk about John Wayne Gacy for a while

2413
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:49,080
So I can't get too much darker. Yeah, I say we talk about that the whole time and Ted Bundy

2414
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:54,440
It's time to Jeffrey Dahmer time to open up another burden. We don't know which one eating people

2415
01:23:54,440 --> 01:24:21,960
I'm Palmer Shawn and I'm Jeff. I'm disappointed

2416
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:27,080
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