Child!
A child, I tell ya!
Welcome back to Sesame Street, starring Sean.
Look at me!
I can show up on time.
Are you Scooter?
Was that his name?
Scooter?
Was it Scooter, the Kermit's helper on the Muppets?
He had the glasses.
Was that his name?
Is that the gay one?
Oh, I don't know.
That's Bert.
That's you.
That's Bert and Ernie.
You're Bert and Ernie.
Or Ernie.
Er, or, oh wow, that's hard to say.
Or Ernie.
I'm more like Oscar.
With a kid that lives in the trash can?
I don't know if he's a kid.
Oh, you know what?
That's...
Yeah, Scooter.
So, hold on.
That brings up a good thing.
Remember him?
So, all the creatures in Sesame Street, they're not people.
They're creatures, right?
Well, is that not a person?
I don't know.
I mean...
He's just...
Mr. Snuffleuficus is an elephant, right?
Yeah, big birds.
I say that because they introduced a new Muppet, or whatever it is, that is like...
Trans animal?
Yes, like a human.
Get the fuck out of here.
And I'm like, wait a second, none of them are humans.
They're all creatures.
But that created some controversy because they created...
It wasn't a transgender, it was a...
God, what was it?
Trans Muppet?
No, I think it was just a racial, like a certain race.
A certain race that they introduced to the Muppets.
Well, all the Muppets are all different colors.
A Fraggle.
I'm sorry, I'm saying...
Was it Fraggle?
A Fraggle.
Look that up for me.
Like, put new Sesame Street...
That was Baby Grover, wasn't it?
Well, he's also not a human.
He's blue.
Well, so, I mean, they're all colors.
They're blue, they're yellow, they're green.
Yeah, but they're a representation of something bigger.
It's kind of like when you're in Bert and Ernie's apartment.
There it is.
And on the windowsill...
It's like the first Asian American Muppet.
How do you know?
I remember some Asian Muppet being on there before.
What about the Count?
Where's he from?
No, but the whole point of Sesame Street was that it wasn't...
They weren't humans.
They are...
They're creatures.
And they're all sorts of colors.
Oh, no, not necessarily.
All right, so hold on.
Am I wrong?
They're not humans, but they have dialects.
They have region of source...
They have sources of where they come from.
They have origins of where they come from.
If you look at...
Was it Fos...
Bert and Ernie.
Are those humans?
Very New York style, very metrosexual guys.
First off, Ernie has a unibrow, a hardcore unibrow.
No, that's Bert.
Oh, that's Bert?
Yeah, that's Bert.
Ernie's the guy with no eyebrows.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I watched Sesame Street when I was a kid, but it wasn't ridiculous like it is now.
And Ernie's...
He's kind of a goofy guy.
He makes fun of Bert.
It's kind of like...
What is the show on TV where you have the odd couple?
Hold on, I'm confused.
Bert is which one now?
He's the yellow...
Good Lord.
He's the one that looks like a butt plug.
He's the conehead.
And he's the uptight one.
Yeah.
And Ernie's the fun guy.
Yeah, he's the guy that's...
Kind of stupid.
He's Jack Klugman.
He's Quincy.
I would say he's stupid.
He's not stupid?
No, he just likes to fuck...
He seems low IQ to me.
No.
See?
He seems low IQ.
He's off key too.
And Bert is totally uptight.
Oh, he's very pretentious.
But those are not humans.
He was raped as a kid.
Oh man.
He was.
What's wrong with you?
By Mr. Hooper, the general store manager.
Really?
Why are we listening to...
I don't know.
You just took the liberty of starting to play Sesame Street songs and shit?
Actually, there's a lot of...Sesame Street songs are kind of therapeutic.
You listen to them, everyone's got that good feel.
Oh, is that what you do when you...
Bert and Ernie themselves, they are a trip.
I'll tell you, some of my favorite skits from Sesame Street was Bert and Ernie's windowsill
where they had a flower box.
And in that flower box, there were...
Singing flowers?
A colony of ants.
And the ants would live there and they had their own world of issues.
Oh, they would like zoom in on the ants?
Yeah, they would just like zoom in and this is the world of Bert and Ernie's little flowerbed
anthill.
It was great.
I enjoyed it.
So, but has...I mean, is it National Public Radio, right?
That's NPR?
No, it's PBS.
I'm sorry, PBS.
That's what I meant.
The equivalent of the TV radio equivalent.
No, it's Paps Blue Ribbon.
Yes.
So, they've taken a lot of heat for bringing in politics to Sesame Street?
Yes.
They had a big vaccine push.
Oh no.
Yeah, on the show, they had a song.
Oh no.
Show them getting vaccine shots and everything.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
In all fairness, in all fairness, they had a vaccine skit back in the 80s too.
So it's not just...I mean, I get it, you know, but at the same time, this isn't something
new.
This is shit on kids forever because, I mean, if you type in 1980s, Sesame Street, Muppets,
vaccine, you're going to find some skits out there where they're talking about kids going
to the flu vaccine, polio vaccine.
The measles to our friends.
Don't be a Republican.
Get your vaccine.
Oh wow.
No shit.
That's probably what it's like.
I used to watch Sesame Street all the time when I was younger.
Oh man.
I was a Sesame Street kid.
I love this.
The music on there was...
And I love the Muppets.
Mr. Rogers.
You guys watch Mr. Rogers?
He was creepy, but I did.
I watched that every week.
We came in and changed his clothes.
He changed his clothes and he sang that song and tie his shoe and...
Didn't you find it weird that it seemed like it was two in the afternoon when he came home
from work?
Well, he went to work very early.
He was an engineer.
Oh, he was a sniper.
He stayed up all night killing people.
He was an assassin.
He was a mercenary.
Yeah, there he is.
Oh my goodness.
He put on his little cardigan.
That's towards the end of his career there.
Check out that collection of...
Oh, he's got all those different colored jackets.
Okay.
Well, those are his house robes.
Oh, he's changing into a cardigan.
Where do you think he lives that requires a cardigan like that?
He's in Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh?
Well, it's cold.
His balls are...
He's singing on a cardigan and not taking off his tie.
Or his microphone.
Well, it's because his microphone is on there.
Oh.
Since we're together, we might as well say...
He changes his shoes.
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
So, you know, I've always tripped out on the little trolley that goes through his house
and it goes away to some sort of mysterious, famous area.
I used to love that.
The little trolley would come.
So he walks in.
He immediately hangs up his stuff.
He changes into a cardigan, which is a little weird.
Doesn't take off his tie.
Changes his shoes.
Sits down on the couch and starts talking to the TV.
He would have taken off his tie.
His wife probably faked it.
This was a sign of the time.
Sometimes he didn't wear a tie.
Everyone wore a suit back then.
The only reason he had a tie on was to put the microphone on.
Did his wife bring him a bourbon on ice?
It was a martini.
Was that in the show too?
Two olive.
It's just like a glass appears and he starts sipping it.
Stirred, not shaken.
Could you be my neighbor?
No.
Everything you've read is he was the nicest person in real life.
They made a movie out of it.
I haven't seen it yet, but I'd like to see it.
That's what Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks wasn't such a jackass.
I'd watch it.
We got to watch that.
But I was a huge Mr. Rogers fan.
Fred Rogers has an interesting background too.
I was joking when I said he was a sniper.
What?
In the Marines.
Really?
Yeah.
He would kill people from afar.
Wow.
You had to add that part.
He did.
He's a human killer.
Not only is he a sniper, but he's an accomplished sniper.
Are you saying he fought in World War II?
He fought one of the world wars.
I don't think it was the World War.
I think it was maybe in...
The Spanish Civil War?
No.
I think it was the Vietnam War.
It was the 1812.
It was the Northern South.
Revolutionary War.
With France.
Big Mr. Rogers fan.
He always liked it because he'd go on his little field trips to his neighbors.
You go to a factory and you see how violins are made.
Nice.
Today, the boys and girls...
Now, they're doing away with the boys and girls.
What are they saying instead of boys and girls?
Zs and Zims.
No.
I think they're using...
Oh, God.
You're kidding.
Lord.
What?
They're not using boys and girls anymore.
Did you see that their stock has dropped 25% since this bullshit hit?
Really?
$63 billion.
You saw that the...
Lost for their shareholders.
The Chief Corporate Messenger quit after three months, and he's the one who pushed to respond
to this bill.
Gone in three months.
It's going to get worse.
I think Chaypek is gone soon as well.
Oh, it's going to get worse because the shareholders are pissed off.
I mean, everybody's like...
$64 billion is nothing to...
Yeah.
In fact, if anything, people should be buying right now.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't disagree, but people who already own it, the shareholders who already own it,
the board should be going, I'm sorry, why are you getting involved in this transgender
bill or whatever it is?
Step back and get out of it.
Yeah.
Isn't your job to make sure that when people come to Disney World and Disneyland and watch
Disney movies that they are loving it?
Or entertained, not pissed off.
Entertained?
Yeah.
Are you entertained?
Are you not entertained?
Yeah, I'm going to be there in about two, three weeks.
What?
Yeah, he's going.
Can you believe it?
You un-racist.
Un-racist.
Unbelievable.
I want to make sure I wear my Fox dried Julia Bravo shirt down there.
Oh, really?
Oh, do you still have Brandon's 45?
Yeah, I still got that.
That's the one you need to bring.
You can't take firearms onto Disney World property.
No, he has a Trump 45 jersey.
It'd be way too hot.
Oh.
As opposed to...
To wear that.
It's going to be hot no matter what.
When are you going?
No, it's like a heavy polyester.
July?
No, end of May, 23rd.
End of May.
Oh, shit, it might be cold.
I'll be gone for Memorial Day.
We're going through global cooling right now.
You might be...
It'd be nice.
I was just down in Florida and it was nice.
Yeah.
It was beautiful weather.
Nice.
It was great weather today.
It was really, really nice.
So, hey, look, we got a new bourbon with Trump.
Actually, 1792 has been around for a while.
However, they got the bottle of Bond that's come through Total Wine and the price is right.
And not only was the price is right, but they got the bottle of Bond.
So it's 100 proof.
And I don't have a lot of fantastic things to say about it.
I don't have a lot of horrible things to say about it.
It is a solid bourbon to drink on ice as a mixer.
It is an absolute solid.
You can't go wrong with this.
Yeah, I don't know if I'd use this as a mixer.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Please, yeah, don't.
Yeah, I don't know if I'd use this as a mixer.
I would.
Well, you could use anything as a mixer.
Of course, but I wouldn't.
There are so many worse bourbons to use as a mixer.
But...
But, it's good.
But hold on.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but as a mixer, I'm not necessarily saying like 1792 and Coke.
I'm saying like...
Like an old fashioned?
Yeah, an old fashioned or something.
I can see that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
That's sanctioned by dudes like us.
Correct.
But this is...
It's not bad.
It's not as good as I was hoping.
But it's...
It's got a little bite.
A little bite on the finish.
It's not as smooth as I was expecting.
It's a little snotty.
Yeah, it's a little...
It's got a little growl to it, but you know, hey, there's nothing wrong with that.
I like it better than what we just had.
Really?
Well, we had scotch.
From your unpeated German...
From the unpeated German whiskey.
Is it unpeated or not unpeated?
From Eiffel.
From the territory of Eiffel.
From the plateau in Germany.
You know, I always made fun of Jeff about the...
About, you know, when I take food out of the fridge, I set it there, and Jeff's kind of
like, oh, you gotta put that up.
I'm like, no, I'm not gonna fucking put that up.
Just...
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't get it.
I don't know.
I just kind of...
It bothers me.
Something happened a day ago, a week ago, a couple weeks ago.
There was a 19-year-old New Englander who was in a college somewhere, went to a buddy's
house and there was some leftover Chinese food that was in the fridge.
And I guess it had been sitting out for a day or two and one of the kids put it in the
fridge.
It's like, yeah, I see this.
I just put it in the...
He...
Let's see.
So 19-year-old New Englander goes into shock, suffers from multiple organ failures after
eating leftover Chinese food.
And it says WHDH.
I don't know what that is.
WHDH.
White House dickhead.
Oh, White House dickhead.
Thank you, Jeff.
That clears it up.
Is that referring to Joe Biden?
I think I said...
I just could have said Joe Biden.
Is that Joe Biden?
A 19-year-old New England man went into shock, suffered multiple organ failures and developed
a rash that spread all throughout his body after eating tainted Chinese food.
He also lost his limbs.
So he's like...
Like all of them?
He lost his legs.
He's just like a cork.
Oh, this is like...
He has his own.
What?
Did you just say he looks like a cork?
All right.
No, I didn't say that.
No, I'm thinking that's exactly what you said.
I think we need to take a moment of silence.
What?
It's just a description.
Is that what you call somebody that has their arms and legs torn off?
A cork?
Is that like...
No, I don't.
I call them amputees, double amputees.
Wow.
All right.
So leftover food at restaurants is not something that people would normally want to gorge on,
but the tragic case of a 19-year-old student in the U.S. who consumed some leftover takeaway
food from a Chinese restaurant, I believe he terrified.
Hours after having the leftover meal, the person had to have both of his legs and fingers
amputated.
Okay, first off, this is kind of a bullshit story.
Here's why.
Because we have no idea...
I mean, that's going to make idiots who read this story go, oh, I can't eat leftovers.
It's not safe.
No, it's leftovers that sit out too long.
I get it.
Gross shit.
That's not true either.
I get it.
It was tainted from the get-go.
According to the New York Post, the individual was a part-time employee at the eatery, which
goes unnamed.
He quickly began throwing up after eating the leftovers from the Chinese restaurant.
Chills, shortness of breath, headache, fuzzy vision, and chest pain followed.
The patient's skin had begun to turn purple, and they show a nice little illustration of
the skin.
The patient had a bacterial illness called nasiria meningitis, which was discovered after
a battery of blood and urine testing.
It was also diagnosed with sepsis, a condition brought from the infection of the leading
gangrene.
All those fingers and both looked fucked up.
Well, yeah.
Fucked up.
But hold on.
You're saying the food was tainted like it's fresh?
Straight from the restaurant?
Well, they're saying-
Or did it grow?
From what I understood reading the previous article from I Can't Find Right Now is that
it was tainted prior to leaving the restaurant, meaning that it had stayed out in the restaurant
too long or a certain portion of the ingredients had stayed out.
Well, salmonella, right?
Yeah, but I mean, look, dude, this is so bad.
Homeboy lost his fingers and his legs.
So he's got his arms.
At the knee or at the hip?
Well, it wasn't very specific, and at that point, I don't think it matters.
That is awful.
I mean, you're either a cork or a flailing cork.
How unlucky do you have to be for that to happen to you?
Pretty damn lucky.
Do you know how often all of us eat takeout and all of us eat leftovers and all of us
like-
We eat every day.
I mean, come on.
And do we leave out shit longer than we should?
I mean, I don't know.
Dude, I leave out stuff all the time.
In fact, when it comes to pizza, pizza is-
It's indestructible.
Pizza is better eaten the second day.
In the fridge.
Like really crispy and hard.
In fact, lasagna is the same thing.
You leave lasagna out for 24 hours.
Oh, what?
No, it's gonna need it.
I'll tell you what, you talk to a bunch of Italians who are gonna say the same thing.
It's better because it gets all the stuff going on.
What about a Wuhan virologist?
What would they think about that?
Well, if it were bat meat, we might, you know-
What does this guy say about it?
What does a 19-year-old say?
He probably wouldn't say anything.
He's probably lost his tongue.
Too soon?
You guys are in rare form tonight.
I did say-
We have a cork.
We have cork over here and he probably lost his tongue.
God, what is wrong with you guys?
Look, okay.
Put yourself in his shoes.
I'm sorry.
Put yourself in his underwear.
Oh, okay.
Enough.
I hope our listener is listening and laughing, but-
No, but seriously, put yourself in his position.
That's awful.
Would you want yourself euthanized?
If I had no arms and legs?
No, if you had no fingers.
Let me think about that.
Honestly, I-
You still have a penis.
I'm assuming-
Did they not mention that in the story?
I didn't see anything about penis in there.
They said it had swollen.
So it's not a cork.
It's permanently swollen.
Okay.
Anyway, we've gotten so dark here.
You know what?
And not to go dark in that conversation, but I honestly, if I ended up in a situation like
that, I probably would want to die.
Well, have you seen the movie?
I don't know what it's called, but I think it's a World War II movie.
A World War I movie, maybe, where a guy gets blown up on, I think, the last day of the
war, loses his arms, his legs, his sight, his speech, and his hearing.
So basically, he can't-
He was John Keller.
John Keller.
No.
I don't know if you saw the movie, I'm sorry, the video one by Metallica.
They wrote that song, or at least the video is based around that.
But it's an actual movie.
That's interesting.
And he can't-
Taking my sight, taking my limbs, taking my- Oh my gosh.
Now that makes sense.
So yeah, it's based off of that movie.
Jimmy's got-
Not once have you seen the lyrics?
I think it's called Johnny's Got His Gun, maybe.
I can't remember.
That's Jane's got his-
Johnny's got a gun.
I can't remember.
Anyway, he did, he lost his arms, his legs, his sight, his speech, and his hearing.
And he couldn't communicate, he couldn't hear anything, couldn't see anything.
And it's about his life and him trying to communicate, again, pretty dark, on trying
to get someone to kill him.
So he just wanted to die.
So another uplifting story, Paul.
And I think somebody in that situation would 100% need that, because I'm not going to lie.
I think the natural response to that is, I'm never going to have- I'm not going to do any
of the things that I thought I was going to do.
I'm never going to be the man I thought I was going to be.
I can't be.
I mean, look at me.
A lot of burn victims, right?
Right.
I mean, they just, you know, they look in the mirror and they're like, I don't want
to live the rest of my life like this, right?
Absolutely horrible.
And I think it's wonderful that they are inspirational stories, you know, where, you know, the bottom
line is, God can make use of everyone to further his kingdom, right?
So you'd be amazed what these people can do, probably more than people who have been unafflicted,
right?
In terms of telling a story, in terms of bringing inspiration and hope.
Well, you'll see those guys, I'm sure women do it too, but like the soldiers that go on
the inspirational tours, right?
Yeah.
Where, you know, there's a soldier out there that basically lost his face from a burn and
he goes around, gives inspirational talks.
Amazing.
All right, so I'm going to-
That's amazing.
I'm going to fly through these lyrics.
Talk about, sorry, not to interrupt, talk about living out your life.
Living out your purpose for God.
Right.
More than anyone could possibly live in their lives, right?
Anyway, sorry, go ahead, Sean.
So this, the Metallica, the name of the song is One, and it's a very popular song.
Huge.
And-
So you would say I would recognize it?
Oh yeah, if we played it, yeah.
I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or a dream.
Deep down inside of me, I feel to scream.
This terrible silence stops me.
Man, you know what?
I cannot hear it.
Play the, play it just real quick, just a little part of it.
All right, here we go.
You'll recognize it.
It's the first time we've played Metallica.
There, yeah, right there.
You've heard this.
Everyone's heard this song.
Hold on.
Not so far.
I don't think this is the video.
This is just a song.
Yeah, this is like the karaoke version.
No, I have to say, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Yeah, this is like the karaoke version.
No, I have not heard this song.
You have.
Okay, well jump to the part where they do something.
No.
All right, well.
I can't remember anything.
Can't tell if this is true or a dream.
They are singing.
Yeah, but this is a karaoke version.
I know, but.
Let's see.
Terrible silence stops the change.
Leave it here.
Now that the war has come to an end with me.
You've never heard this?
No.
I'm waking up like a baby.
I can't remember you were just listen listen
So do you think anybody you like knew the context of this no
I do how I watched the video kill it. Ah
You watch the video the video has has the World War two the movie veteran
Yeah, it was it's cut between them plane and the movie. That's awesome. Yeah, so yeah
Well, here's the actual music video and it's he's got long hair. It's wavy. Well, look, I mean the guy
I mean, I never actually ever ever really thought about it. I never did I never put to two I watched it
But I never really cared enough because I wasn't a huge Metallica fan either
So even though I like this on up, right?
And and and in the video he's got this this thing over his face
Yeah, so you never see his face
He's got like a mask. No, it's it's like a big almost like a tent
Oh, this is an old old movie like from us. No, no, it was made in the 70s. I think
Okay. Well, that's 52 years ago. Yes
Oh, I know that guy. I recognize that guy that actor. That's Jason Robards. I didn't know know his name, but
You you knew the name like, you know a lot of things
How you would know this guy's name is kind of confusing to me
I'm just saying I recognize him. But why would anybody know his name? I don't understand why you know his name
That's Timothy bottoms. Okay, you can we can stop pointing out things that other people wouldn't know ever
Ever ever like why like it's a sickness
Are you artistic? Are you in the spectrum? I don't know. How do you know this shit? It's unbelievable
How you just pull shit out of your ass?
He had a very sheltered life
Unless she's you're on her team, right?
When you're playing trivial pursuit, right?
The Soviet but you know what I was on your team and you guys lost we got the most answers correct
No, you didn't know you didn't but we loved kept overturning. Okay. No, no, okay
Me and my the other partner your wife. I don't know. We were dudes like us listeners out there. We played
Trivial pursuit and I won
End of story the story ever you had you had teammates by the way, but we only want to
Know we played half the game, you know, Jeff's like, oh we went to three pies
Well, that's you know, we were like, well, you know what? Okay
That is I know where you're going with this half of that game is being able to land on the damn slice
Correct. Bye. It has nothing to do
really
But the winning the game is when you have the pie and each of those in the pie
I even though it is absolutely right what you're saying. You're still wrong
No, because it's not it doesn't say slice in the directions. Why you keep saying that it is each one is a slice
Oh, did you get the green slice or the yeah, this is pie. Oh, no, Jeff. That back me up
Don't back him up. There you go. It's a slice. No, it's a pie piece
We're not slicing anything. Oh the pie. Okay
All right. Are you go galleying it? I'm go galleying it. No, I'm transferring money to my son
Oh, just the courage in the middle of a podcast in the middle of a podcast because I got four texts
I need it right now dad, please please please I'm being embarrassed
Then don't do it too late
It's pissing you off. You say you should have thought of this beforehand. Whatever. I just gave him five thousand and said have fun. Oh, wow
Dad are you now Paul? Come on. That's what we do in Frisco. Don't we we just give our kids
We don't give our kids thousands of dollars and a whim
Japan and not New Zealand
What was the question about that doesn't matter some volcano
Yeah was I think was volcanoes. Yes, I got my ass shows like it's Japan. I hold on
I said it's a wedge piece. It's called a wedge piece. Thank you. Also a slice
There's there's no word slice. It's a slice right there next to it. No, it's not anybody who's ever
Pursuit they know what we're talking about. Nobody has ever used the word slice. I'd like an orange slice put into my
Don't know if I want the orange one. Okay, let's go down for a second
Give me an orange slice
Let's say you just had a dinner like a wonderful dinner with a bunch of friends and you brought out a cherry pie
Okay, scroll down. I'm a piece of would you say I would like a is that what it says piece of pie?
No, it's not what it said slow down
It said like a wedge
Right. Yeah
Think of it like I would love to have a cherry pie wedge. Think of it like I'll have a cherry pie
Which they don't say that they would say I would love a slice
No, but if that is if you're having pot SL I imagine if you're having a wheel of cheese, then you would have a wedge
Okay, but we're not playing trivial cheese. Oh, but we're not playing trivial dessert either
It's semantic you said it was a pie it could be a cheese round. It's not a cheap cheese pie
It could be that a quiche but what if you're having a baby?
This what if you're having a pizza? I would like a wedge of quiche if you're having a pizza that you have a slice of pizza
Slice thank you, but it's thin thin. You're very thin. Oh my god. I can't do this. I can't do this
I'm talking to two morons
Well, but at least one I know I'm talking to two I won the game so
My partner and I all right anyway
God almighty, it's awful game. It's really not fun. Here's the thing
I like how you just like just sidestep the whole fact that you two lost nobody. Yes. Yes, we did lose
But here's here's the thing about yours three to two timeout
Trivial pursuit like the standard questions
What percentage would you say that nobody knows the answer to and they're like, I don't know and they all look at each other
And they're like, I don't know
What percentage 50% way more than at least way more than that?
Rather try 70 80% probably
I was like I have no idea the answer to that. It's stupid. There's stuff like whatever you said the name of the actor
Well, they're kind of like cliff-clavin isms who was the dad of this of the kid? Yeah up and Johnny's got his gun
Yeah, Tim Ballard
See now if that comes up you'll not you guys will know yeah, well you wouldn't be on my team at that point somehow
Anyway, I will hold on scroll up a little bit there the majority of people in which country believe in elves. I think Iceland
Okay, that's a stupid question. Like how was that even did the Ministry of Truth?
They need to fact-check all this shit
That's the first thing the Ministry of Truth needs to do and whatever her name Brockovich. What's her name? Aaron Brockovich Nina?
Clung luck of it. Oh, yeah her she needs to fact-check
Trim your suit Nina Jankowicz. Yeah, she's the
She's the czar she's that
Miss information's that well is she officially has she been appointed has she been vetted? No, she has not
It's not she hadn't been vetted yet, but the the Wikipedia says specifically
Hold on. What does that bitch? How can how can an unelected?
How can how can an unelected body their name Jana what Nina Nina?
Yeah, how could you wield the power yeah, I mean we really she decides what's the truth for America
Is my face contorted enough
Yeah, I don't get it. That's why we don't do video
It's the assumed off. I know choking on my own at this point. These so emotional
It's called the the disinformation the governor board executive director. So actually it says right there
It's a you know an incumbent assumed office
I tell you what if she gets in there if a Republican goes into office
2024 she's the first one I'm firing. Oh for sure
And I and I'll get rid of the whole board the whole the whole the whole thing you're gone
Yeah, but didn't they want did the Republicans wanted that in your place? No
Didn't Donald Trump was I think if it was managed properly, I think there could be some benefit from it, but
This is what I'm getting that is that there's a lot of fault
There is a lot of misinformation out there, but you can't sit there and say I got a hundred Joe
Hunter Biden's laptop and claim misinformation
You can't pick and choose what's information information and misinformation you can't no one can no politician guys
The Republicans are not our friends
When you scale it all back we want to align with them because the Democrats in our opinion in our opinion
It are more psycho. Yeah, but none of them are but still they're all corrupt
But when it comes to government is corrupt for the example all of them just let's just take the example
All of them just let's just take the the the the wedge of
Not slice. We'll take the the wedge of the hunter Biden program for example, okay
So it what's disinformation and what's not? All right, okay. Go they have the the laptop
So at that point, why don't we just come out with it?
Why were we hiding it because it was gonna impact the election understood and it was who has the authority to hide it?
the FBI the FBI so but the FBI never had it
They had it the minute the the technician at that store
contacted them
But how did Rudy Giuliani get the hard drive?
I don't know because the FBI said oh, there's nothing happening here
I have I have no idea how Giuliani got it. Is he are you sure for sure?
He got it Rudy Giuliani had two copies of it because they were at his
Residence and when they when they came in to search his house
He was like I've got the laptop hard drives here
Are you gonna take those and they were like now we're not taking that because they had to put it into
The inventory they would have it would have to be have to acknowledge it. It would have to exist. So so what did they?
storm his house for I
Think paper is against Trump. I
Think is it there some Ukraine
Travel or Ukraine bullshit there look all the quake pro-crow correct. I think was part of that bullshit
And it was bullshit. It's all bullshit
I mean anyone's got a quick pro quo would be Joe Biden and his stupid ass Chinese about
Well, I mean, it's the getting that dude fired from the Energy Board in Ukraine, you know, they
You know, but he was fired before six o'clock. So he was not a board member. He was a
DA
DA going after
the board
The board Rizma for Barismar is my yes. He was going after Barisma
And and he boasted about getting him fired. I mean on TV on TV
Unbelievable and nothing came of it. I mean it was so obviously quit pro quo. Yeah, well, you're not getting the money
Hey, he's fired. You're not getting the money. Yeah, and he was like, huh? Did he get the money? No, he didn't all the people laughing
No, he didn't
No, he got the money cuz they fired him
Unbelievable
It is it's no it was Trump that it was Trump that said I'm not giving you guys any money until
there is some semblance of justice like
We don't know where that money's gone. I
Mean he he was withholding he was withholding
How often do we give bullshit money to everybody in the world?
I mean corrupt corrupt governments hundreds of millions and billions. Oh my god. Oh my god
I mean over and over and over again, and so he was trying to put a stop to
Sending money to bullshit countries when there were clearly some things that were inappropriate
I wonder what happened so he was like, you know what? I want to make sure that you guys are like not corrupt
Correct. Essentially is what he was doing
Prove to me that you're not corrupt and I'll give you the money
So what would happen if we stopped sending money everywhere? We'd be rich
We'd be rich. Well, we could take care of people in our own country. They're naked lady. What would happen to these other
Countries, you know that song mr. Producer
One what actually if we didn't give money to certain countries they would collapse
period
I think no, I disagree. I think I think all the money we basically give to all of those questionable countries
Pads the just pass the pockets of the corrupt politicians and and the the dictator or the monarch
Or the bullshit politicians if we just how much money are we planning on giving Ukraine right now?
So we we've already 8 billion. I think we've already given them 50 billion 50 billion dollars
What are they using it for?
No, no, no, it's it's not cash to unassemble the biolabs
No, well, I could be it's not we're not giving them cash. We're giving them 50 billion dollars in arms and food
I think is that true. Am I right? I don't know
They passed I didn't know they passed it but I say there's a lot of arms no legs though weird
That's a lot of way. They don't need any legs a billion bucks corks
That's why it is making a difference though. I mean the Russian army's getting their ass kicked
Well, they say to two ships now. Yeah, I see that
It's only they're they're not gonna win. I mean, this is like a fart in the wind
You know an interesting thing. I read today is that there is a fatal flaw in the Russian tanks. Did you guys read about this?
So over and over and over again
Whenever a Russian tank is hit the turret blows off
That's not a flaw. Yeah, it is a flaw
So here's what happens if there's any
direct or indirect fire what happens is fire like heat and fire goes down into the tank and
Immediately kills the people I'm sure no what happens is it ignites kind of like what happened in World War two in
In Pearl Harbor it ignites the armament
Because they have a they apparently have a rotary a rotary don't watch the same thing
Yeah, they have a rotary device underneath where they load in is
Automatically load when they fire it it turns and automatically
I don't know where they're all there like they're all right there
so what happens is if it if it gets in into the tank at all it blows that up and then the turret gets blown off and
And and in the entire crude eyes, but it's not a but in US tanks. They don't have that
It's all manually loaded. They learn their lesson, right American tanks load their learn their lesson
It's a manually loaded and the armament is kept away from the loading in a in a specially sealed
compartment that has to be opened and closed opened and closed and it is protected from heat and fire and
They're saying the Russians have not learned their life and they learned their lesson drink
What they were talking about was the article that had mentioned that was that they were like you ever wonder why the turret is
Knocked off the tank when there and it explodes and they were like well that that is the reason why the turret knocks off
Is because they have that instead of having exposed all headed
Explained the United States where there are all other have the the projectiles loaded into separate bin while the Russian ones
Amazingly have this this rotating
Basically the crew is surrounded by yeah, like the armament is wide open for there you go
There's a picture of it. That's a t-72 Russia the tank commander, you know, they're they're basically sitting on a coil. Oh
My god, they are they're literally sitting on top of the armament. That's all a hundred three hundred and sixty degrees around them
Obliterated yeah, but you know, you also gotta think about look there's pros and cons
the con is that if you get hit in a specific spot your
Your vaporized but you know, that's also bittersweet because if and the pro die
Yeah, the pro is you die quickly. No, the pro is is that that tank is gonna be able to fire
Far rapidly than any of these competitors
So you'll probably get two to three fire shots off before the other ones will get one off. So here's what's interesting
So during the person got the study because I'm sure the US guys have it down to a sign
Oh, they do things and they do but have you seen shit?
They get all this shit out of the Russian tanks kick the shit out of them
Yeah, because you matter to boom to boom to boom to boom. It's that fast
It's faster
It's a really fast
Basically the guy sitting in the back word. Oh the tank they get all busy and shit because the rotating thing is really going fast
It's no, but they say it's so remember the Iraqi the Iraqi tanks were all Russian, right?
Well, we invaded Saddam Hussein, right and I'm sorry Vada who?
Yeah
Okay, hold on so do we need to play that back and what happened?
Yeah, you know what we've been a sad obviously say
Remember me a bit of Saddam Hussein. No, no, no, just move on because
Okay, I'm embarrassed for you. You're embarrassed for me. Thank you. All right. Well, I'm actually getting a little buzzy off this 1792
Yeah, oh, did you finish yours? No, no, but I'm getting buzzy off of it. So it feels good. Anyway, so I'm gonna say
So we kick the shit out of their tanks and that exactly that's exactly what was happening their turrets were all blown off
And how many years ago was that?
And these are brand new tanks with the person is that where the term comes from? I'm gonna blow my top maybe
They were telling a story of a tank in in Ukraine that blew its top and landed on top of
Like on top of the roof of the building
They have like a video of it. I think has to wear shit ton. Yeah. Yeah
Can you imagine all those and all those going off at the same time those people the tank crew was vaporized? Oh, yeah, dude
Completely vaporized if that's with a back out
So
Even an indirect hit is what they were saying an indirect hit like someone like farted next to it
I don't know what that means
But somehow a heater something got into you know, some portion of the tank and the whole thing went up
Because it's exposed or ornament
armament
Anyway, all right, whatever move on. Yeah, anyway, exciting stuff
so we were talking a little bit about the the Muppets and
We kind of faded out of the last podcast a little bit
Did we finish the what we were talking about? We started this podcast with the Sesame Street. Did we really? Yeah
It's just where have you been? Hi. My name is Sean. I am Paul and I am Fozzie bear. Oh, I
So I get confused so see you're saying Sesame Street calls them Muppets
I thought the Muppets show was the Muppets show and sesame
Well, the Muppets are the Muppets are what they are, right? So so they're called Muppets all the way across, correct?
So is are the Muppets associated with this?
Is there a company of a production crew Jim Henson? Okay, so they're all they are all related Henson created
Yes, they're all created by the same guy Jim Henson really correct. I didn't know that
I always thought there was kind of almost like a Coke and Pepsi thing, right? You had
Interesting enough the the Fraggle Fraggle Rock also has Muppets and that's also created by Jim Henson
Yeah, so it was dark crystal dark crystal is so he basically cornered the market on Muppets
Oh, yeah big time. Yeah
Interesting and you know what I'm looking at it now. So those dudes that sit in the theater that make fun of everybody those
Those are definitely human
Those guys are humans with a two two old white guys. They're mock-ups of that's right
Yeah, so there there is a precedent for sure. Well, then you then you have the Swedish chef
He's human. He's human then you have
Scooter again, I think he's yellow, but you know, he's human ish. You have a scientist there
You have the the hippie chick
bass player from the band. Yeah, she's human kind of well, I mean
She's definitely human. No, but look seriously the the guys up in the the stand the Statler and Waldorf
Those guys are humans. They kind of remind me like 48 hours
You know those the you know who they remind me of the guys on trading places
Oh, I'm gonna say trading places not 48 hours. Oh, that's what you just said. Yeah
Exactly. Yeah. Oh you were oh my god, you know what right there
I was scary my dad and I used to watch that is creepy
My dad and I used to watch this and he always laughed the hardest at those two guys
And I never understood the humor at the time. Well, it's adult humor. That's what I mean. He would laugh at those guys
I was like, yeah, yeah, like look at gonzo. You know, that's what I was right. You're like, why don't you think the drummer's funny?
Yeah animal. So what is gonzo?
He's some kind of bird. I know he's a bird like a mosquito
That's why he's got a crooked he's got a crooked nose because he's got a mosquito and he tried like going into someone and he
bounced off of
Yeah, so he no no question. He's some sort of he's gonna be he's in an eccentric passion for stunt performers aside from his trademark
Enthusiasm for performance art another defunct trade of gonzo is the ambiguity of a species
What do you mean? He's the ambiguity of his species
Species
Yeah, you don't know what he is. That's hilarious
He's the ambiguity of his species. I I just like all of us. I kind of look at him as a mosquito
I always thought he was a mosquito. No, he's got to be a bird
He's got no but he's got no wings. Yeah, he's got to be a mosquito. What is he the dodo bird?
Mosquitoes have suckers. They suck blood from their nose. He's got a mouth and he plays the trumpet
Does he have he plays the trumpet? Yeah, no, he doesn't. Yeah, he does
Uh jim henson also did emmett otter
Jug band as well. I used to watch that on the christmas. I i'm sorry what jim otter end band no
Emmett otter christmas time jug band. I think is what it was called
What is that? I used to watch that in the during the christmas time it'd be out
Okay, yeah, emmett otter. Yeah, emmett otter's jug band christmas. Yeah. All right. All right. We got to listen to this
Just watch give us a give us a little
Kmart version of jim henson. Yeah, it better be good do brothers do the ones over there. Okay. Yeah, whatever
Pick one. Yeah, go go hit brothers. That's where they're playing the music
Yeah, do the brothers and that you see the one the fourth the second from the right. Yeah. Oh god
No, that's not it right there that one. Yeah, do that one. Here we go
The mayor's introducing us
Uh oh
Four young lads whom i'm sure you'll enjoy
They call themselves the front-town hollow jubilee jug band
And this is jim henson too
That's it as well, all right, so we got like four beavers on the stage. Oh, these guys are so louisiana
Oh, that's great, you know, there may be others
They're making fun of people that's racist
This family just keeps growing this family doesn't have to end
And that's harmonizing nice
He's got like a little blackboard thing that he's scraping against that's a washboard
That's a washclothes. Is that what they call it a washboard? That's what you wash laundry with back in before
So that's a literally a musical instrument. Yeah, they would use it kind of like in a percussion
Scratch called a washboard. It's a washboard. It's a it's a real thing
It's a real thing that used to wash laundry on it. My grandmother actually used that well
I'm not worried that percussion instrument. No, well, she actually used it to clean our clothes
I know but like my underwear when I would poop them
She would go out to the washboard and a nice basin of hot water and soap poop them
Well, someone else will poop my underwear
I don't know who they were. So you shared underwear? No, no, somebody else is wearing your underwear
I would wear my underwear then all of a sudden I was like where'd that poop come from? That's not me
Oh, so you were doing diversionary tactics?
You're like mom that was my friend. He was wearing my underwear. Yeah, and she was like it's obviously what happened
What's wrong with this relationship? You remember, uh, I never had any but do you remember underoos?
Underoos, remember those? Oh, is that where they're like the colored underwear?
His favorite superhero my family couldn't afford that. I never had any either
But I remember the commercials back in the day where you have like superman. Yeah, there they are right there. That's hot
Yeah, so you'd run around like I never had the tops. I always had the bottoms though
Underoos. Oh boy. Yeah, that's the best. I'm really glad we're looking at
Men wearing those aren't men. Those are really short short. Oh, those are men. What are you talking about?
Oh, yeah, some of those are looking it's all men
Yeah, see those are men too. That's preston. You see the bulge
I'm not looking at yet. Jeff. The bulge is what gives it away. Those are men
Okay, this your underoos thing went bad in a hurry this turned into a like a
Weird there you go. Now we're pedophiles even that five-year-old's got a bulge. Look at that. That's great
Now we're pedophiles
That's great
Okay, can we move on from underoos?
What is she? Is she wonder woman?
What's going on here?
They have all of them. Are they dc comics and marvel? Oh, look at that. There's hercules
Okay, stop
Immediately stop. Well, what about the other ones?
I would I would rather you put on trans solo right they have the clothes that
You would match the tags and animals. Yeah, the geranimals were you like
Geranimals geranimals. It's kind of like you you would get up in the morning and you have to go to class and you're kind of
Like I have to dress myself. I'm a big kid now
How am I going to match myself?
So you go to the closet and they have the tags in the back and if the tags match then you can wear them
They're called geranimals
Geranimals, I have never even heard of geranimals. I never had any. Um, that's all I had. Well, that's not true
But actually I have no idea. Is this an elite brand? No, not at all. This was a k-mart special program
It is
Kmart special we're supposed to help the kids out, right? So i'm gonna go i'm gonna wear monkey today
So you go find the monkey shirt and find the other monkey icon and you know, there's no animals on it, but it would match
Here's like playing concentration. Remember? This is an animal. That's an animal. I think the cards over
Is that what we're talking about here? No, they were they were just I forget how you match them. It was by the animal, right?
Yeah, but there was like was it like predator and prey?
But several antelope space monkey. What is that? That's a weird thing
It was so they were like like your pants could match like summer shirts though. Oh
Yeah, so there was families of coded families. It's like predators all the predators
You all the predators you can wear together all the carnivores and all the omnivores
Yeah, but not the lesser creatures. See how that's racist
all the paramecium
Lesser animals. Yeah, now this thing's just gone into like social economics. It's just
You're segregating not all animals are created equal apparently evidently not
Way to go guys. Yeah. Well, you know some of the uh, I guess the giraffe a momos for taller kids, right?
Right
And then you get the hippopotamus for the fatter people never even heard of geranimals
Is that odd for me to not know this? Well, i'm sure that you have been indonesia
You may have been in consider. They were made in indonesia
They were made in indonesia, but ironically i've never heard of them
Um, I don't even know if they still make what year what year what what year we're talking about 79. Yeah, I was probably
fifth sixth seventh grade probably with a
79 that would have been argentina for me
Argentina, yeah, so they didn't have animals in Argentina. Just just saying that out loud
1979
Mr. Producer
Your dad said 1979
What the hell geranimals in 1979?
See if that that what type of advertising they had back then that is a long ass time ago. Oh, yeah, it's crazy
Good lord. That was 40 years ago 42 years ago
Advertising in 19
19 what?
1979
We were I was nine. I was nine years old. I was 10. Oh, oh, you're an older kid. Were you driving?
No, I was not driving
All right. What do you got? We got happy meals for sure
Okay, well satsumi street was was was was good there's happy meals. Oh happy meals in the box
I know and look like a house
They don't have those anymore. Do they do you remember that they've had those without but our there it is
And it's got little little wheels on it, but they had that when our kids were small
They don't have them now. I think it's on a bag now, but that's where it started
I think it was a little house and they had little
Not that was back when cancer cancer getting cancer was cool because no one knew it was cancer
Really?
Yeah, when they were eating all that stuff. Hold on
What was that? It hasn't changed. Hold on. What is the world war two ad cannon towels army? What the hell? What is that?
Okay
Wow
Army's getting army guys
Bathing in south. Can we move on from that? That's I think that's an anomaly
That's probably not advertising that was geared towards me
The underoos because I was a little nine-year-old boy that was definitely not gay like that
1979
See if there's a
Okay, look at that back seat of that car
Okay, it smells like bourbon and cigars. I wish our viewers could see what we're looking at. It's so we're looking at a barrage
Of the search panel is a granules in 1979. No, it's weird ass
1979 commercial shit. All right. Well say up on the top right there. Mr. Producer. Just hit click and play
Oh, we were those same clothes just click it. Have you ever gone back and look at your kid pictures and the clothes we were wearing?
Hold on. So
Cheese and wiener croissants
Magic here cheese and wiener croissants hot dogs. I got your hot dogs into something special
She got a pokus belly
They don't even have commercials like this anymore oh my god I do that now what a super idea
Oh, they don't want your deep throw it. What a
supper idea
He he he we make those now crescent rolls wrapping
With wieners and cheese, uh, not cheese. We don't do cheese. Although that's intriguing guac. We take uh, those little uh,
Smokies little smokies little smokies and we wrap them in
Exactly what they were talking about the crescent rolls. Well, they had like full hot dog. Yeah, they did
Well, we cut them in quarters. No in thirds and we wrapped the little smokies. It's still happening
We're doing the same thing we were doing back in 1979
That's good. Why give it up? Yeah
We had pizza back then too
That's why refreshing seven ups the taste we really like it's like
Crazy so crystal clear just like that mountain hike moving up
That came out of
That's a seven up the americans time
Oh now we got a bunch of kids running and jumping in everybody's on the run. Oh, these are all 70s commercials
Oh, this is seven up again. It's lots of fun and the light refreshing taste today is what we're looking for
Oh, they're hot
I thought the same
Thing you just said there was these old people running across the bridge and he goes they're dead
I thought the same thing i was like, yeah, those people probably are not a lot. They're probably mid
60 70. Oh, I mean he was 40 years ago. They're not 177 years old now. They're gone. They're gone
Yeah, that's so sad. It is. No, it's not they probably wanted to die
Oh my god, what are we doing here john bernier ramsey
Like these kids are our age now
When a kid's thoughts start their older than that ruffles and bows buttons and ties 79. I was 10
What's happening with the light from winnie the pooh and sears? Who else?
Who's looking at you kid
From winning the pooh here's looking at me from winning the pooh. All right
So this is uh the commercial for uh photos get your photo taken in sears. Oh, that was winning the pooh sears
Now, I hold on but i'm as fussy as ever. That's why I love geranimals
Oh, not just because that's exactly what we wore right there
Or because they look great or because the fabrics are extra strong or even because geranimals quality is so high while the prices are so
Low, I don't buy geranimals for any of those reasons. I buy them for all those reasons
I know kids clothes. I know kids and I know value and they're made in china
Do you remember the life cereal mickey commercial? He likes it. Hey mickey, right made in china everyone
There isn't there isn't anybody that
Doesn't know that at our age
Remember we talked about the effectiveness of advertising
Right we talked about I mean think about how many times do we watch a super bowl commercial nowadays
And well, we try but they yeah, no
We laugh about oh remember remember when you that happened and that happened and then none of us can name
What what the product was?
Really? The only ones you can name now are the the bud light commercials. Yeah, those I see what you're saying
Nowadays, you can't do that. You can't do that. Yeah, but back then we still know who mickey was
We still know who mickey was and we still know it was life. So there was a there was some sort of uh,
There was a cartoon denis de menis and uh, one of the little memes that he would say is a mom name the product
And i'll sing the song, you know, right that that's how popular shit was back then
I mean how many times did we have a conversation about super bowl commercials and none of us can figure out
Who it was for but I couldn't tell you any of the commercials
the flip side of that the flip side of that is that
Um back then you only had four or five channels and so you were very limited on the commercials that were out there
Well, you also watched you also watch tv
Two hours a day
Yeah, right. So you'd watch it at least east of my house. I watched it
After dinner until I went to bed as it right so I so prime time and since then I started at eight
I went to bed at nine o'clock. So I was saying so because it was limited tv time you had
It had more of an impact. Well, not just that but the I think the
There wasn't the plethora of shit out there that there is today
So you had so you were inundated with a million different commercials. So that mickey commercial probably ran for
Five years. Yeah, it ran for a long time. You know what I mean?
It wasn't I want to run it for the super bowl and done and they they changed it
They changed it a bunch too. I mean they they modified it a couple times. All right. I want to I want to see this commercial
What's this stuff some cereal supposed to be good for you to try it i'm not gonna try you try it
I'm not gonna try it
Let's get mickey. Yeah
He won't need it
Oh poor mickey
He likes it. Hey mickey when you bring life home, don't tell the kids
It's one of those nutritional cereals. They actually they cut that short
There's actually where he takes a couple bites first
And he's kind of like and you look at his face and he's kind of like
I like it and he keeps you know, pounding away at the record. It's loaded with sugar. Is it?
And it's good for you
Well, I tell you what my god, it's loaded with sugar when I was buying cereal for for me and my kids
I would compare the
Adult cereal. Yes with the kids. So i'm like, it's the same. It's the same
It's the same one of the worst ones is like raisin bran loaded with sugar. It's tons of sugar. I know
I know and you would think why I was like I would eat fucking frankenberries from now on out
You know, I loved crown chocula. Well, yeah count choco was like my favorite. It was good
Why don't you eat this cocoa puffs adult stuff when it's just as bad? So the other stuff's better. I always kind of
Deceived myself in thinking that it was natural sugar in the raisins. Whatever. I don't think so
No, they coat them in sugar. Oh, yeah
If you look at the raisins, you can't even see that they're raisins. I know it's basically like a silvery a silvery ball
They're sugar. They're basically candied raisins. I know
Uh so bad. Well, then they had a lot of turn. What is the the grain the nut grain the
Bran. Yeah, it was a granola but there was this uh type of cereal mucilus that it was
It was basically twigs and leaves. It was like a bunch of like pebbles that fell like very
Grape nuts grape nuts. That's it. Okay, never liked it. I thought it was disgusting
Yeah, but that is probably some of the healthiest food out there. It can't be
Really?
I don't know. I think I just something weird about it
Grape nuts lots of fiber. What the hell are grape nuts? Anyway, they're very hard. Yes. It was nasty
well, you want but it turns out that if you
You take your cereal you you add it with milk and dump a cup of sugar
No, no, and then you walk away for like 10 minutes. Oh my god, and you come back. It's like soft
It's not raisin bran. No, no, no, but it's it's actually has a little sweetness to it. Each nut
Opens its wings and it's and you you have a regular bowel movement
Okay, i'm listening
Yeah, it's fortified with fiber. You had me at regular bowel. I think that's why uh,
Uh adult eat them because they need to shit more often. Is that what it is fiber? Yeah
More often or just problem period. I don't have a problem with that. I shit very well
Yeah, we don't need to talk about your your cycle. You guys want to talk about my bowel movements
No, dude, you fucking need a raisin and you have to go to poop. I do
Oh, yeah, I got a poop talking about it
I poop once a day. I don't even know what grape nuts are made out of. You poop like three times a day
four
Dude, that's ridiculous. I know it's ridiculous. It's wonderful. You poop four times a day. He poops four times a day. Uh,
Three three
If I were to poop that many times a day, my asshole would be raw
No, I mean it it just falls out. It's not like i'm forcing it out and hurting. No, i'm not talking about the process of
Excluding it. You didn't want to talk about talking about the process of cleaning it
I use a wipe
I do too
I
I'm normal. I use toilet paper
Why I use I use both
See how I turned that on to the one that doesn't yeah, I I use both if you don't use wipes
Oh my god, you don't use wipes. It's so easy. It's great. It's ridiculous. I have no problem
It's well, you don't have a problem. You don't know how to wipe your assholes. No, dude
Look, I wipe it with I am a professional and I can you shouldn't need wipes dude. Look, okay
I think it's a personal preference do yourself a favor. Do yourself a favor
I've used wipes here. I don't have to use them every time. I'm not saying that all i'm saying is that wipe the best you can
And then when you think you're done
Going there with a wipe. I have it's come out clean and thank you for listening to dudes like us tonight. Come on
And we are bow movement. I think you are you have a handicap or something. Well, you can't wipe your ass
There's two against one bro. I think you trump
You're like, oh
Oh, no. Oh my god spasm like a spasm. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. He's back
I grew up my entire life. You're walking around a million percent with you a million percent with you. This has never happened before
What yeah shauna never and shauna and I have never ganged up. I'm not arguing against the use of wipes
I'm just like I don't have to use them every time
I do it because it's convenient and comfortable
This is the shortest goddamn podcast. I don't think it was I think it was longer than it should have been
Paul was talking about corks and like says oh y'all brother
Where did cork come from?
This got ugly tonight. Yeah, you're talking about retards. He's talking about corks
Corks god almighty. What's wrong with you people? Do you not understand that we live in a world of like 1980s?
I was
Fed yeah, we're not nine-year-olds anymore. We can't live in that world anymore
We are internally always 15 years old our one listener is gonna get offended. All right, you know, too bad super short podcast suck it
Oh, you're disgusted with this little baby, but you know what dudes like us i'm done. I'm shawn. I'm paul. I'm jeff
And we have fun tonight