1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Child! 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,500 A child, I tell ya! 3 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,260 Welcome back to Sesame Street, starring Sean. 4 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,260 Look at me! 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:14,260 I can show up on time. 6 00:00:14,260 --> 00:00:15,260 Are you Scooter? 7 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:16,260 Was that his name? 8 00:00:16,260 --> 00:00:17,260 Scooter? 9 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:20,780 Was it Scooter, the Kermit's helper on the Muppets? 10 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:21,780 He had the glasses. 11 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:22,780 Was that his name? 12 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,780 Is that the gay one? 13 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:24,780 Oh, I don't know. 14 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:25,780 That's Bert. 15 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:26,780 That's you. 16 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:27,780 That's Bert and Ernie. 17 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:28,780 You're Bert and Ernie. 18 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:29,780 Or Ernie. 19 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,620 Er, or, oh wow, that's hard to say. 20 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:33,620 Or Ernie. 21 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:36,620 I'm more like Oscar. 22 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,460 With a kid that lives in the trash can? 23 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,460 I don't know if he's a kid. 24 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:41,460 Oh, you know what? 25 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,460 That's... 26 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,460 Yeah, Scooter. 27 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,460 So, hold on. 28 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:45,460 That brings up a good thing. 29 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:46,460 Remember him? 30 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:50,760 So, all the creatures in Sesame Street, they're not people. 31 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,760 They're creatures, right? 32 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,760 Well, is that not a person? 33 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,760 I don't know. 34 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,760 I mean... 35 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:55,760 He's just... 36 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,760 Mr. Snuffleuficus is an elephant, right? 37 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,760 Yeah, big birds. 38 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:07,220 I say that because they introduced a new Muppet, or whatever it is, that is like... 39 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:08,220 Trans animal? 40 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,220 Yes, like a human. 41 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:11,440 Get the fuck out of here. 42 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,580 And I'm like, wait a second, none of them are humans. 43 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:15,940 They're all creatures. 44 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:19,440 But that created some controversy because they created... 45 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,440 It wasn't a transgender, it was a... 46 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,820 God, what was it? 47 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:24,820 Trans Muppet? 48 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:27,420 No, I think it was just a racial, like a certain race. 49 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,940 A certain race that they introduced to the Muppets. 50 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,740 Well, all the Muppets are all different colors. 51 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:32,740 A Fraggle. 52 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:33,740 I'm sorry, I'm saying... 53 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:34,740 Was it Fraggle? 54 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:35,740 A Fraggle. 55 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:36,740 Look that up for me. 56 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,140 Like, put new Sesame Street... 57 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,300 That was Baby Grover, wasn't it? 58 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,740 Well, he's also not a human. 59 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:43,740 He's blue. 60 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:45,380 Well, so, I mean, they're all colors. 61 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:46,940 They're blue, they're yellow, they're green. 62 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,120 Yeah, but they're a representation of something bigger. 63 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,700 It's kind of like when you're in Bert and Ernie's apartment. 64 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:53,700 There it is. 65 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:54,700 And on the windowsill... 66 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:57,740 It's like the first Asian American Muppet. 67 00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:59,500 How do you know? 68 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,580 I remember some Asian Muppet being on there before. 69 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:02,580 What about the Count? 70 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,580 Where's he from? 71 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:06,700 No, but the whole point of Sesame Street was that it wasn't... 72 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:07,820 They weren't humans. 73 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,500 They are... 74 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,540 They're creatures. 75 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,300 And they're all sorts of colors. 76 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,300 Oh, no, not necessarily. 77 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,300 All right, so hold on. 78 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,300 Am I wrong? 79 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,160 They're not humans, but they have dialects. 80 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,500 They have region of source... 81 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:23,060 They have sources of where they come from. 82 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,540 They have origins of where they come from. 83 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:26,540 If you look at... 84 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:27,540 Was it Fos... 85 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:28,540 Bert and Ernie. 86 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:29,540 Bert and Ernie. 87 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,540 Bert and Ernie. 88 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,540 Are those humans? 89 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,540 Very New York style, very metrosexual guys. 90 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:37,460 First off, Ernie has a unibrow, a hardcore unibrow. 91 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:38,460 No, that's Bert. 92 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:39,460 Oh, that's Bert? 93 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,460 Yeah, that's Bert. 94 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,460 Ernie's the guy with no eyebrows. 95 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:42,460 What the fuck is wrong with you? 96 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:49,300 I watched Sesame Street when I was a kid, but it wasn't ridiculous like it is now. 97 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,460 And Ernie's... 98 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,460 He's kind of a goofy guy. 99 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,780 He makes fun of Bert. 100 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:55,420 It's kind of like... 101 00:02:55,420 --> 00:03:00,060 What is the show on TV where you have the odd couple? 102 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,500 Hold on, I'm confused. 103 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,020 Bert is which one now? 104 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,020 He's the yellow... 105 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,020 Good Lord. 106 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,020 He's the one that looks like a butt plug. 107 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,020 He's the conehead. 108 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,020 And he's the uptight one. 109 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,020 Yeah. 110 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,020 And Ernie's the fun guy. 111 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,020 Yeah, he's the guy that's... 112 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,020 Kind of stupid. 113 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,020 He's Jack Klugman. 114 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,020 He's Quincy. 115 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,020 I would say he's stupid. 116 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:17,020 He's not stupid? 117 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,020 No, he just likes to fuck... 118 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:19,020 He seems low IQ to me. 119 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,020 No. 120 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,020 See? 121 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,020 He seems low IQ. 122 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,020 He's off key too. 123 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,460 And Bert is totally uptight. 124 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:29,140 Oh, he's very pretentious. 125 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,940 But those are not humans. 126 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:31,940 He was raped as a kid. 127 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:32,940 Oh man. 128 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:33,940 He was. 129 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,940 What's wrong with you? 130 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:38,860 By Mr. Hooper, the general store manager. 131 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:39,860 Really? 132 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:42,860 Why are we listening to... 133 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:43,860 I don't know. 134 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:49,780 You just took the liberty of starting to play Sesame Street songs and shit? 135 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:53,100 Actually, there's a lot of...Sesame Street songs are kind of therapeutic. 136 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,660 You listen to them, everyone's got that good feel. 137 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:56,180 Oh, is that what you do when you... 138 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:59,100 Bert and Ernie themselves, they are a trip. 139 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:06,460 I'll tell you, some of my favorite skits from Sesame Street was Bert and Ernie's windowsill 140 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,500 where they had a flower box. 141 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,940 And in that flower box, there were... 142 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:11,940 Singing flowers? 143 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:12,940 A colony of ants. 144 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:17,220 And the ants would live there and they had their own world of issues. 145 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,460 Oh, they would like zoom in on the ants? 146 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:25,500 Yeah, they would just like zoom in and this is the world of Bert and Ernie's little flowerbed 147 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,500 anthill. 148 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,500 It was great. 149 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,500 I enjoyed it. 150 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,700 So, but has...I mean, is it National Public Radio, right? 151 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:31,700 That's NPR? 152 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,700 No, it's PBS. 153 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,700 I'm sorry, PBS. 154 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:34,700 That's what I meant. 155 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,700 That's what I meant. 156 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:36,700 The equivalent of the TV radio equivalent. 157 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,060 No, it's Paps Blue Ribbon. 158 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,060 Yes. 159 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:43,300 So, they've taken a lot of heat for bringing in politics to Sesame Street? 160 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,300 Yes. 161 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,380 They had a big vaccine push. 162 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:48,380 Oh no. 163 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:50,220 Yeah, on the show, they had a song. 164 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:51,220 Oh no. 165 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,220 Show them getting vaccine shots and everything. 166 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,220 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 167 00:04:54,220 --> 00:05:06,780 In all fairness, in all fairness, they had a vaccine skit back in the 80s too. 168 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:14,660 So it's not just...I mean, I get it, you know, but at the same time, this isn't something 169 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:15,660 new. 170 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:22,420 This is shit on kids forever because, I mean, if you type in 1980s, Sesame Street, Muppets, 171 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:26,020 vaccine, you're going to find some skits out there where they're talking about kids going 172 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,660 to the flu vaccine, polio vaccine. 173 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:32,140 The measles to our friends. 174 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:33,340 Don't be a Republican. 175 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:34,340 Get your vaccine. 176 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:35,340 Oh wow. 177 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:36,340 No shit. 178 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:37,340 That's probably what it's like. 179 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:40,300 I used to watch Sesame Street all the time when I was younger. 180 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,300 Oh man. 181 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,020 I was a Sesame Street kid. 182 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:44,020 I love this. 183 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,660 The music on there was... 184 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:47,860 And I love the Muppets. 185 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:48,860 Mr. Rogers. 186 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,300 You guys watch Mr. Rogers? 187 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,380 He was creepy, but I did. 188 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:53,380 I watched that every week. 189 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:55,220 We came in and changed his clothes. 190 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:59,620 He changed his clothes and he sang that song and tie his shoe and... 191 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,980 Didn't you find it weird that it seemed like it was two in the afternoon when he came home 192 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:03,980 from work? 193 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:05,580 Well, he went to work very early. 194 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,580 He was an engineer. 195 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,020 Oh, he was a sniper. 196 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,500 He stayed up all night killing people. 197 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,500 He was an assassin. 198 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,500 He was a mercenary. 199 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,460 Yeah, there he is. 200 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:16,460 Oh my goodness. 201 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,780 He put on his little cardigan. 202 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:24,020 That's towards the end of his career there. 203 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,020 Check out that collection of... 204 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,020 Oh, he's got all those different colored jackets. 205 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,020 Okay. 206 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,020 Well, those are his house robes. 207 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:34,620 Oh, he's changing into a cardigan. 208 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:38,820 Where do you think he lives that requires a cardigan like that? 209 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:39,820 He's in Pittsburgh. 210 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:40,820 Pittsburgh? 211 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:41,820 Well, it's cold. 212 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:42,820 His balls are... 213 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,820 He's singing on a cardigan and not taking off his tie. 214 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:46,820 Or his microphone. 215 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,860 Well, it's because his microphone is on there. 216 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:49,860 Oh. 217 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:51,540 Since we're together, we might as well say... 218 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:52,540 He changes his shoes. 219 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,540 Could you be mine? 220 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:54,540 Could you be mine? 221 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,540 Won't you be my neighbor? 222 00:06:55,540 --> 00:07:02,700 So, you know, I've always tripped out on the little trolley that goes through his house 223 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,020 and it goes away to some sort of mysterious, famous area. 224 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:06,020 I used to love that. 225 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:08,740 The little trolley would come. 226 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:09,980 So he walks in. 227 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:12,620 He immediately hangs up his stuff. 228 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,820 He changes into a cardigan, which is a little weird. 229 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:16,820 Doesn't take off his tie. 230 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:17,820 Changes his shoes. 231 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:19,820 Sits down on the couch and starts talking to the TV. 232 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,140 He would have taken off his tie. 233 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,140 His wife probably faked it. 234 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,260 This was a sign of the time. 235 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:25,260 Sometimes he didn't wear a tie. 236 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:26,260 Everyone wore a suit back then. 237 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,260 The only reason he had a tie on was to put the microphone on. 238 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:29,260 Did his wife bring him a bourbon on ice? 239 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,260 It was a martini. 240 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:32,540 Was that in the show too? 241 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,540 Two olive. 242 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:37,020 It's just like a glass appears and he starts sipping it. 243 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,020 Stirred, not shaken. 244 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,020 Could you be my neighbor? 245 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,020 No. 246 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:45,860 Everything you've read is he was the nicest person in real life. 247 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:46,860 They made a movie out of it. 248 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:49,140 I haven't seen it yet, but I'd like to see it. 249 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,140 That's what Tom Hanks. 250 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,140 Tom Hanks. 251 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:55,060 Tom Hanks wasn't such a jackass. 252 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,820 I'd watch it. 253 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:57,940 We got to watch that. 254 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,860 But I was a huge Mr. Rogers fan. 255 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:02,380 Fred Rogers has an interesting background too. 256 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:05,460 I was joking when I said he was a sniper. 257 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,460 What? 258 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:08,460 In the Marines. 259 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,460 Really? 260 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,460 Yeah. 261 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:12,460 He would kill people from afar. 262 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,460 Wow. 263 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,620 You had to add that part. 264 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,620 He did. 265 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:17,980 He's a human killer. 266 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:22,020 Not only is he a sniper, but he's an accomplished sniper. 267 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:24,420 Are you saying he fought in World War II? 268 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,980 He fought one of the world wars. 269 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:26,980 I don't think it was the World War. 270 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:27,980 I think it was maybe in... 271 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:29,980 The Spanish Civil War? 272 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:30,980 No. 273 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:31,980 I think it was the Vietnam War. 274 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:32,980 It was the 1812. 275 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:36,460 It was the Northern South. 276 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:37,460 Revolutionary War. 277 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:39,300 With France. 278 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,740 Big Mr. Rogers fan. 279 00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:48,580 He always liked it because he'd go on his little field trips to his neighbors. 280 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:52,020 You go to a factory and you see how violins are made. 281 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,020 Nice. 282 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,820 Today, the boys and girls... 283 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:58,700 Now, they're doing away with the boys and girls. 284 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,260 What are they saying instead of boys and girls? 285 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:01,260 Zs and Zims. 286 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,260 No. 287 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:03,260 I think they're using... 288 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,260 Oh, God. 289 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:05,260 You're kidding. 290 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,260 You're kidding. 291 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:07,260 Lord. 292 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,260 What? 293 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:09,260 They're not using boys and girls anymore. 294 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:14,220 Did you see that their stock has dropped 25% since this bullshit hit? 295 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,220 Really? 296 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,900 $63 billion. 297 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:17,900 You saw that the... 298 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:18,900 Lost for their shareholders. 299 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:27,020 The Chief Corporate Messenger quit after three months, and he's the one who pushed to respond 300 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:29,500 to this bill. 301 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,500 Gone in three months. 302 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,860 It's going to get worse. 303 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:33,260 I think Chaypek is gone soon as well. 304 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:36,380 Oh, it's going to get worse because the shareholders are pissed off. 305 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,460 I mean, everybody's like... 306 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,540 $64 billion is nothing to... 307 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:41,540 Yeah. 308 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:44,820 In fact, if anything, people should be buying right now. 309 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:45,820 Yeah. 310 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:51,940 I mean, I don't disagree, but people who already own it, the shareholders who already own it, 311 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:57,500 the board should be going, I'm sorry, why are you getting involved in this transgender 312 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,740 bill or whatever it is? 313 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:00,980 Step back and get out of it. 314 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:01,980 Yeah. 315 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:05,700 Isn't your job to make sure that when people come to Disney World and Disneyland and watch 316 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,780 Disney movies that they are loving it? 317 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,780 Or entertained, not pissed off. 318 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:11,780 Entertained? 319 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:12,780 Yeah. 320 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,780 Are you entertained? 321 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,780 Are you not entertained? 322 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,660 Yeah, I'm going to be there in about two, three weeks. 323 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:18,660 What? 324 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,660 Yeah, he's going. 325 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,660 Can you believe it? 326 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:21,660 You un-racist. 327 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:22,660 Un-racist. 328 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,660 Unbelievable. 329 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:27,940 I want to make sure I wear my Fox dried Julia Bravo shirt down there. 330 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:28,940 Oh, really? 331 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,940 Oh, do you still have Brandon's 45? 332 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:33,060 Yeah, I still got that. 333 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,060 That's the one you need to bring. 334 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:37,700 You can't take firearms onto Disney World property. 335 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:40,860 No, he has a Trump 45 jersey. 336 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,700 It'd be way too hot. 337 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:43,700 Oh. 338 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,700 As opposed to... 339 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,700 To wear that. 340 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,700 It's going to be hot no matter what. 341 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,700 When are you going? 342 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,700 No, it's like a heavy polyester. 343 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,700 July? 344 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,700 No, end of May, 23rd. 345 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,700 End of May. 346 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,700 Oh, shit, it might be cold. 347 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,700 I'll be gone for Memorial Day. 348 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:56,180 We're going through global cooling right now. 349 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,180 You might be... 350 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,180 It'd be nice. 351 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,180 I was just down in Florida and it was nice. 352 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,180 Yeah. 353 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:01,180 It was beautiful weather. 354 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:02,180 Nice. 355 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,180 It was great weather today. 356 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:04,180 It was really, really nice. 357 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:07,500 So, hey, look, we got a new bourbon with Trump. 358 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,980 Actually, 1792 has been around for a while. 359 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:17,100 However, they got the bottle of Bond that's come through Total Wine and the price is right. 360 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,860 And not only was the price is right, but they got the bottle of Bond. 361 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:22,500 So it's 100 proof. 362 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,500 And I don't have a lot of fantastic things to say about it. 363 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,640 I don't have a lot of horrible things to say about it. 364 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:37,940 It is a solid bourbon to drink on ice as a mixer. 365 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,540 It is an absolute solid. 366 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:40,540 You can't go wrong with this. 367 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,020 Yeah, I don't know if I'd use this as a mixer. 368 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,020 No, no, no, no, no. 369 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,020 Oh, no, no, no, no. 370 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,020 Please, yeah, don't. 371 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:46,020 Yeah, I don't know if I'd use this as a mixer. 372 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,020 I would. 373 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,020 Well, you could use anything as a mixer. 374 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,460 Of course, but I wouldn't. 375 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,660 There are so many worse bourbons to use as a mixer. 376 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:55,660 But... 377 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:56,660 But, it's good. 378 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,660 But hold on. 379 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,660 I'm sorry. 380 00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:03,060 I'm sorry, but as a mixer, I'm not necessarily saying like 1792 and Coke. 381 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,060 I'm saying like... 382 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,060 Like an old fashioned? 383 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,060 Yeah, an old fashioned or something. 384 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,060 I can see that. 385 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 386 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,060 I like that. 387 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,060 There's nothing wrong with that. 388 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,060 Yeah. 389 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,060 That's sanctioned by dudes like us. 390 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,060 Correct. 391 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,060 But this is... 392 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,060 It's not bad. 393 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,500 It's not as good as I was hoping. 394 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,500 But it's... 395 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,500 It's got a little bite. 396 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,380 A little bite on the finish. 397 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:23,940 It's not as smooth as I was expecting. 398 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:24,940 It's a little snotty. 399 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:25,940 Yeah, it's a little... 400 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:30,820 It's got a little growl to it, but you know, hey, there's nothing wrong with that. 401 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,460 I like it better than what we just had. 402 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,460 Really? 403 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,840 Well, we had scotch. 404 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,260 From your unpeated German... 405 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,260 From the unpeated German whiskey. 406 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:39,100 Is it unpeated or not unpeated? 407 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,700 From Eiffel. 408 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,700 From the territory of Eiffel. 409 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,700 From the plateau in Germany. 410 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:47,740 You know, I always made fun of Jeff about the... 411 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:52,860 About, you know, when I take food out of the fridge, I set it there, and Jeff's kind of 412 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,860 like, oh, you gotta put that up. 413 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,260 I'm like, no, I'm not gonna fucking put that up. 414 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,260 Just... 415 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,300 What the fuck is wrong with you? 416 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,300 I don't get it. 417 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,300 I don't know. 418 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,300 I just kind of... 419 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,780 It bothers me. 420 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:07,860 Something happened a day ago, a week ago, a couple weeks ago. 421 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:14,660 There was a 19-year-old New Englander who was in a college somewhere, went to a buddy's 422 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:21,340 house and there was some leftover Chinese food that was in the fridge. 423 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:25,380 And I guess it had been sitting out for a day or two and one of the kids put it in the 424 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,380 fridge. 425 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,380 It's like, yeah, I see this. 426 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:30,380 I just put it in the... 427 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,380 He... 428 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,380 Let's see. 429 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:38,940 So 19-year-old New Englander goes into shock, suffers from multiple organ failures after 430 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,700 eating leftover Chinese food. 431 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,140 And it says WHDH. 432 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:44,700 I don't know what that is. 433 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,700 WHDH. 434 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,700 White House dickhead. 435 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,700 Oh, White House dickhead. 436 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,700 Thank you, Jeff. 437 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:49,700 That clears it up. 438 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,700 Is that referring to Joe Biden? 439 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,700 I think I said... 440 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,700 I just could have said Joe Biden. 441 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,700 Is that Joe Biden? 442 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:58,460 A 19-year-old New England man went into shock, suffered multiple organ failures and developed 443 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:03,420 a rash that spread all throughout his body after eating tainted Chinese food. 444 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,740 He also lost his limbs. 445 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,740 So he's like... 446 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:07,740 Like all of them? 447 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:08,740 He lost his legs. 448 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,740 He's just like a cork. 449 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,740 Oh, this is like... 450 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:11,740 He has his own. 451 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:12,740 What? 452 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:16,060 Did you just say he looks like a cork? 453 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,700 Did you just say he looks like a cork? 454 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:19,700 All right. 455 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:20,700 No, I didn't say that. 456 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,540 No, I'm thinking that's exactly what you said. 457 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,780 I think we need to take a moment of silence. 458 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,780 What? 459 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,820 It's just a description. 460 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,620 Is that what you call somebody that has their arms and legs torn off? 461 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,620 A cork? 462 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,620 A cork? 463 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,620 Is that like... 464 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,620 No, I don't. 465 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,220 I call them amputees, double amputees. 466 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,220 Wow. 467 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,220 All right. 468 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,900 So leftover food at restaurants is not something that people would normally want to gorge on, 469 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:46,980 but the tragic case of a 19-year-old student in the U.S. who consumed some leftover takeaway 470 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:50,020 food from a Chinese restaurant, I believe he terrified. 471 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:55,340 Hours after having the leftover meal, the person had to have both of his legs and fingers 472 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,340 amputated. 473 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:59,580 Okay, first off, this is kind of a bullshit story. 474 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:00,620 Here's why. 475 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,980 Because we have no idea... 476 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:07,860 I mean, that's going to make idiots who read this story go, oh, I can't eat leftovers. 477 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:08,860 It's not safe. 478 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,540 No, it's leftovers that sit out too long. 479 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,540 I get it. 480 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,540 Gross shit. 481 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,540 That's not true either. 482 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:14,540 I get it. 483 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,540 It was tainted from the get-go. 484 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,140 According to the New York Post, the individual was a part-time employee at the eatery, which 485 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,420 goes unnamed. 486 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,380 He quickly began throwing up after eating the leftovers from the Chinese restaurant. 487 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:28,260 Chills, shortness of breath, headache, fuzzy vision, and chest pain followed. 488 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,740 The patient's skin had begun to turn purple, and they show a nice little illustration of 489 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,180 the skin. 490 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:38,460 The patient had a bacterial illness called nasiria meningitis, which was discovered after 491 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,060 a battery of blood and urine testing. 492 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:44,700 It was also diagnosed with sepsis, a condition brought from the infection of the leading 493 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,700 gangrene. 494 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,660 All those fingers and both looked fucked up. 495 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,660 Well, yeah. 496 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,660 Fucked up. 497 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,660 But hold on. 498 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,820 You're saying the food was tainted like it's fresh? 499 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,820 Straight from the restaurant? 500 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,820 Well, they're saying- 501 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:56,820 Or did it grow? 502 00:15:56,820 --> 00:16:04,300 From what I understood reading the previous article from I Can't Find Right Now is that 503 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:10,660 it was tainted prior to leaving the restaurant, meaning that it had stayed out in the restaurant 504 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:14,060 too long or a certain portion of the ingredients had stayed out. 505 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,020 Well, salmonella, right? 506 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:19,260 Yeah, but I mean, look, dude, this is so bad. 507 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:23,340 Homeboy lost his fingers and his legs. 508 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,340 So he's got his arms. 509 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,020 At the knee or at the hip? 510 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,700 Well, it wasn't very specific, and at that point, I don't think it matters. 511 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,700 That is awful. 512 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,660 I mean, you're either a cork or a flailing cork. 513 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,660 How unlucky do you have to be for that to happen to you? 514 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,660 Pretty damn lucky. 515 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:42,620 Do you know how often all of us eat takeout and all of us eat leftovers and all of us 516 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,620 like- 517 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,620 We eat every day. 518 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,620 I mean, come on. 519 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,100 And do we leave out shit longer than we should? 520 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,100 I mean, I don't know. 521 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,100 Dude, I leave out stuff all the time. 522 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:53,540 In fact, when it comes to pizza, pizza is- 523 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:54,940 It's indestructible. 524 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:57,300 Pizza is better eaten the second day. 525 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,300 In the fridge. 526 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,380 Like really crispy and hard. 527 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:02,020 In fact, lasagna is the same thing. 528 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,780 You leave lasagna out for 24 hours. 529 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:05,780 Oh, what? 530 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,780 No, it's gonna need it. 531 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:12,780 I'll tell you what, you talk to a bunch of Italians who are gonna say the same thing. 532 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:15,980 It's better because it gets all the stuff going on. 533 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,380 What about a Wuhan virologist? 534 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,580 What would they think about that? 535 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,580 Well, if it were bat meat, we might, you know- 536 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,060 What does this guy say about it? 537 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,060 What does a 19-year-old say? 538 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,420 He probably wouldn't say anything. 539 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:30,060 He's probably lost his tongue. 540 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,060 Too soon? 541 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,340 You guys are in rare form tonight. 542 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,340 I did say- 543 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,420 We have a cork. 544 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,220 We have cork over here and he probably lost his tongue. 545 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:40,420 God, what is wrong with you guys? 546 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,420 Look, okay. 547 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,900 Put yourself in his shoes. 548 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,900 I'm sorry. 549 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,580 Put yourself in his underwear. 550 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,580 Oh, okay. 551 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:48,580 Enough. 552 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,580 Enough. 553 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:54,420 I hope our listener is listening and laughing, but- 554 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:57,460 No, but seriously, put yourself in his position. 555 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,460 That's awful. 556 00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,460 Would you want yourself euthanized? 557 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,180 If I had no arms and legs? 558 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,340 No, if you had no fingers. 559 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,300 Let me think about that. 560 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,300 Honestly, I- 561 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,300 You still have a penis. 562 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,580 I'm assuming- 563 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,900 Did they not mention that in the story? 564 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,340 I didn't see anything about penis in there. 565 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,340 They said it had swollen. 566 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:19,340 So it's not a cork. 567 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,340 It's permanently swollen. 568 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,340 Okay. 569 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,340 Anyway, we've gotten so dark here. 570 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,340 You know what? 571 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:30,220 And not to go dark in that conversation, but I honestly, if I ended up in a situation like 572 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:34,220 that, I probably would want to die. 573 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,420 Well, have you seen the movie? 574 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:45,140 I don't know what it's called, but I think it's a World War II movie. 575 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:50,820 A World War I movie, maybe, where a guy gets blown up on, I think, the last day of the 576 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:58,340 war, loses his arms, his legs, his sight, his speech, and his hearing. 577 00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,700 So basically, he can't- 578 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,700 He was John Keller. 579 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,700 John Keller. 580 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,700 No. 581 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:07,860 I don't know if you saw the movie, I'm sorry, the video one by Metallica. 582 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,780 They wrote that song, or at least the video is based around that. 583 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,260 But it's an actual movie. 584 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,380 That's interesting. 585 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,380 And he can't- 586 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:18,540 Taking my sight, taking my limbs, taking my- Oh my gosh. 587 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,020 Now that makes sense. 588 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,420 So yeah, it's based off of that movie. 589 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:23,420 Jimmy's got- 590 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,620 Not once have you seen the lyrics? 591 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,740 I think it's called Johnny's Got His Gun, maybe. 592 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,740 I can't remember. 593 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,740 That's Jane's got his- 594 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,740 Johnny's got a gun. 595 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:30,740 I can't remember. 596 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:35,340 Anyway, he did, he lost his arms, his legs, his sight, his speech, and his hearing. 597 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:40,340 And he couldn't communicate, he couldn't hear anything, couldn't see anything. 598 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:45,900 And it's about his life and him trying to communicate, again, pretty dark, on trying 599 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,340 to get someone to kill him. 600 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,740 So he just wanted to die. 601 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:54,660 So another uplifting story, Paul. 602 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:59,740 And I think somebody in that situation would 100% need that, because I'm not going to lie. 603 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:06,900 I think the natural response to that is, I'm never going to have- I'm not going to do any 604 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,660 of the things that I thought I was going to do. 605 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,780 I'm never going to be the man I thought I was going to be. 606 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:11,780 I can't be. 607 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,780 I mean, look at me. 608 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,780 A lot of burn victims, right? 609 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,780 Right. 610 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:18,980 I mean, they just, you know, they look in the mirror and they're like, I don't want 611 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:21,780 to live the rest of my life like this, right? 612 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:22,780 Absolutely horrible. 613 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:23,780 Absolutely horrible. 614 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:33,700 And I think it's wonderful that they are inspirational stories, you know, where, you know, the bottom 615 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:39,540 line is, God can make use of everyone to further his kingdom, right? 616 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:46,580 So you'd be amazed what these people can do, probably more than people who have been unafflicted, 617 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,580 right? 618 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,940 In terms of telling a story, in terms of bringing inspiration and hope. 619 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:58,700 Well, you'll see those guys, I'm sure women do it too, but like the soldiers that go on 620 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,260 the inspirational tours, right? 621 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,260 Yeah. 622 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:08,300 Where, you know, there's a soldier out there that basically lost his face from a burn and 623 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,180 he goes around, gives inspirational talks. 624 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,180 Amazing. 625 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,180 All right, so I'm going to- 626 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,180 That's amazing. 627 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,180 I'm going to fly through these lyrics. 628 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:21,860 Talk about, sorry, not to interrupt, talk about living out your life. 629 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,900 Living out your purpose for God. 630 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:24,980 Right. 631 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:29,020 More than anyone could possibly live in their lives, right? 632 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,420 Anyway, sorry, go ahead, Sean. 633 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:34,740 So this, the Metallica, the name of the song is One, and it's a very popular song. 634 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,740 Huge. 635 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:36,740 Huge. 636 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:37,740 And- 637 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,620 So you would say I would recognize it? 638 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,780 Oh yeah, if we played it, yeah. 639 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:46,900 I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or a dream. 640 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,180 Deep down inside of me, I feel to scream. 641 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:51,260 This terrible silence stops me. 642 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,260 Man, you know what? 643 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,260 I cannot hear it. 644 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,540 Play the, play it just real quick, just a little part of it. 645 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:56,540 All right, here we go. 646 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,540 You'll recognize it. 647 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:58,540 It's the first time we've played Metallica. 648 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,740 There, yeah, right there. 649 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:01,740 You've heard this. 650 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,740 Everyone's heard this song. 651 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:03,740 Hold on. 652 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,740 Not so far. 653 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,740 I don't think this is the video. 654 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:06,740 This is just a song. 655 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,740 Yeah, this is like the karaoke version. 656 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,740 No, I have to say, I'm not sure. 657 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:09,740 I don't know. 658 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:10,740 I don't know. 659 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:11,740 I don't know. 660 00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:12,740 I don't know. 661 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:13,740 I don't know. 662 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:14,740 I don't know. 663 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,740 I don't know. 664 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,740 I don't know. 665 00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:17,740 I don't know. 666 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740 I don't know. 667 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:19,740 I don't know. 668 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,340 I don't know. 669 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,680 Yeah, this is like the karaoke version. 670 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,700 No, I have not heard this song. 671 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,700 You have. 672 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:27,480 Okay, well jump to the part where they do something. 673 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,480 No. 674 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,480 All right, well. 675 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,520 I can't remember anything. 676 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,300 Can't tell if this is true or a dream. 677 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:38,300 They are singing. 678 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,300 Yeah, but this is a karaoke version. 679 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,300 I know, but. 680 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,300 Let's see. 681 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,300 Terrible silence stops the change. 682 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,300 Leave it here. 683 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,300 Leave it here. 684 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,300 Now that the war has come to an end with me. 685 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,300 You've never heard this? 686 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,300 No. 687 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,300 I'm waking up like a baby. 688 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,300 I'm waking up like a baby. 689 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,200 I can't remember you were just listen listen 690 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,340 So do you think anybody you like knew the context of this no 691 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,540 I do how I watched the video kill it. Ah 692 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:15,920 You watch the video the video has has the World War two the movie veteran 693 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:21,940 Yeah, it was it's cut between them plane and the movie. That's awesome. Yeah, so yeah 694 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:29,060 Well, here's the actual music video and it's he's got long hair. It's wavy. Well, look, I mean the guy 695 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:34,340 I mean, I never actually ever ever really thought about it. I never did I never put to two I watched it 696 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:37,980 But I never really cared enough because I wasn't a huge Metallica fan either 697 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,620 So even though I like this on up, right? 698 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:45,580 And and and in the video he's got this this thing over his face 699 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,220 Yeah, so you never see his face 700 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:54,220 He's got like a mask. No, it's it's like a big almost like a tent 701 00:23:54,220 --> 00:24:02,060 Oh, this is an old old movie like from us. No, no, it was made in the 70s. I think 702 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:06,300 Okay. Well, that's 52 years ago. Yes 703 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:11,700 Oh, I know that guy. I recognize that guy that actor. That's Jason Robards. I didn't know know his name, but 704 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:15,780 You you knew the name like, you know a lot of things 705 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,380 How you would know this guy's name is kind of confusing to me 706 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:25,740 I'm just saying I recognize him. But why would anybody know his name? I don't understand why you know his name 707 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:31,240 That's Timothy bottoms. Okay, you can we can stop pointing out things that other people wouldn't know ever 708 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,520 Ever ever like why like it's a sickness 709 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,760 Are you artistic? Are you in the spectrum? I don't know. How do you know this shit? It's unbelievable 710 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,760 How you just pull shit out of your ass? 711 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,520 He had a very sheltered life 712 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,400 Unless she's you're on her team, right? 713 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,820 When you're playing trivial pursuit, right? 714 00:24:55,820 --> 00:25:02,100 The Soviet but you know what I was on your team and you guys lost we got the most answers correct 715 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:07,460 No, you didn't know you didn't but we loved kept overturning. Okay. No, no, okay 716 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:12,660 Me and my the other partner your wife. I don't know. We were dudes like us listeners out there. We played 717 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:17,080 Trivial pursuit and I won 718 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:24,840 End of story the story ever you had you had teammates by the way, but we only want to 719 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:31,140 Know we played half the game, you know, Jeff's like, oh we went to three pies 720 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,360 Well, that's you know, we were like, well, you know what? Okay 721 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:39,060 That is I know where you're going with this half of that game is being able to land on the damn slice 722 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,520 Correct. Bye. It has nothing to do 723 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,440 really 724 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,800 But the winning the game is when you have the pie and each of those in the pie 725 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,340 I even though it is absolutely right what you're saying. You're still wrong 726 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:57,920 No, because it's not it doesn't say slice in the directions. Why you keep saying that it is each one is a slice 727 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:03,840 Oh, did you get the green slice or the yeah, this is pie. Oh, no, Jeff. That back me up 728 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,600 Don't back him up. There you go. It's a slice. No, it's a pie piece 729 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,760 We're not slicing anything. Oh the pie. Okay 730 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,160 All right. Are you go galleying it? I'm go galleying it. No, I'm transferring money to my son 731 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,200 Oh, just the courage in the middle of a podcast in the middle of a podcast because I got four texts 732 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,400 I need it right now dad, please please please I'm being embarrassed 733 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,920 Then don't do it too late 734 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:32,080 It's pissing you off. You say you should have thought of this beforehand. Whatever. I just gave him five thousand and said have fun. Oh, wow 735 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:37,520 Dad are you now Paul? Come on. That's what we do in Frisco. Don't we we just give our kids 736 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:42,120 We don't give our kids thousands of dollars and a whim 737 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Japan and not New Zealand 738 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,600 What was the question about that doesn't matter some volcano 739 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:02,920 Yeah was I think was volcanoes. Yes, I got my ass shows like it's Japan. I hold on 740 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:08,800 I said it's a wedge piece. It's called a wedge piece. Thank you. Also a slice 741 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,720 There's there's no word slice. It's a slice right there next to it. No, it's not anybody who's ever 742 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:19,840 Pursuit they know what we're talking about. Nobody has ever used the word slice. I'd like an orange slice put into my 743 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,680 Don't know if I want the orange one. Okay, let's go down for a second 744 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680 Give me an orange slice 745 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:31,180 Let's say you just had a dinner like a wonderful dinner with a bunch of friends and you brought out a cherry pie 746 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:36,060 Okay, scroll down. I'm a piece of would you say I would like a is that what it says piece of pie? 747 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:38,060 No, it's not what it said slow down 748 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:40,060 It said like a wedge 749 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,180 Right. Yeah 750 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:47,020 Think of it like I would love to have a cherry pie wedge. Think of it like I'll have a cherry pie 751 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:50,500 Which they don't say that they would say I would love a slice 752 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:57,300 No, but if that is if you're having pot SL I imagine if you're having a wheel of cheese, then you would have a wedge 753 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:02,420 Okay, but we're not playing trivial cheese. Oh, but we're not playing trivial dessert either 754 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:08,980 It's semantic you said it was a pie it could be a cheese round. It's not a cheap cheese pie 755 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:12,100 It could be that a quiche but what if you're having a baby? 756 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:17,780 This what if you're having a pizza? I would like a wedge of quiche if you're having a pizza that you have a slice of pizza 757 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:25,540 Slice thank you, but it's thin thin. You're very thin. Oh my god. I can't do this. I can't do this 758 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:27,540 I'm talking to two morons 759 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,700 Well, but at least one I know I'm talking to two I won the game so 760 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:38,060 My partner and I all right anyway 761 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:43,020 God almighty, it's awful game. It's really not fun. Here's the thing 762 00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:48,740 I like how you just like just sidestep the whole fact that you two lost nobody. Yes. Yes, we did lose 763 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:51,940 But here's here's the thing about yours three to two timeout 764 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:55,140 Trivial pursuit like the standard questions 765 00:28:55,700 --> 00:29:00,940 What percentage would you say that nobody knows the answer to and they're like, I don't know and they all look at each other 766 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,660 And they're like, I don't know 767 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:06,860 What percentage 50% way more than at least way more than that? 768 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:09,900 Rather try 70 80% probably 769 00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:16,940 I was like I have no idea the answer to that. It's stupid. There's stuff like whatever you said the name of the actor 770 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:22,180 Well, they're kind of like cliff-clavin isms who was the dad of this of the kid? Yeah up and Johnny's got his gun 771 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,180 Yeah, Tim Ballard 772 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:30,580 See now if that comes up you'll not you guys will know yeah, well you wouldn't be on my team at that point somehow 773 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:39,220 Anyway, I will hold on scroll up a little bit there the majority of people in which country believe in elves. I think Iceland 774 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:44,940 Okay, that's a stupid question. Like how was that even did the Ministry of Truth? 775 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:47,460 They need to fact-check all this shit 776 00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:55,180 That's the first thing the Ministry of Truth needs to do and whatever her name Brockovich. What's her name? Aaron Brockovich Nina? 777 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:59,820 Clung luck of it. Oh, yeah her she needs to fact-check 778 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,700 Trim your suit Nina Jankowicz. Yeah, she's the 779 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,500 She's the czar she's that 780 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:11,420 Miss information's that well is she officially has she been appointed has she been vetted? No, she has not 781 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:19,020 It's not she hadn't been vetted yet, but the the Wikipedia says specifically 782 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,960 Hold on. What does that bitch? How can how can an unelected? 783 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:28,740 How can how can an unelected body their name Jana what Nina Nina? 784 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:37,300 Yeah, how could you wield the power yeah, I mean we really she decides what's the truth for America 785 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,300 Is my face contorted enough 786 00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:42,220 Yeah, I don't get it. That's why we don't do video 787 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:47,100 It's the assumed off. I know choking on my own at this point. These so emotional 788 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:53,220 It's called the the disinformation the governor board executive director. So actually it says right there 789 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:56,580 It's a you know an incumbent assumed office 790 00:30:56,580 --> 00:31:01,260 I tell you what if she gets in there if a Republican goes into office 791 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:05,180 2024 she's the first one I'm firing. Oh for sure 792 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:10,300 And I and I'll get rid of the whole board the whole the whole the whole thing you're gone 793 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:15,940 Yeah, but didn't they want did the Republicans wanted that in your place? No 794 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:22,900 Didn't Donald Trump was I think if it was managed properly, I think there could be some benefit from it, but 795 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,820 This is what I'm getting that is that there's a lot of fault 796 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:32,940 There is a lot of misinformation out there, but you can't sit there and say I got a hundred Joe 797 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:36,500 Hunter Biden's laptop and claim misinformation 798 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:43,180 You can't pick and choose what's information information and misinformation you can't no one can no politician guys 799 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,700 The Republicans are not our friends 800 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:52,660 When you scale it all back we want to align with them because the Democrats in our opinion in our opinion 801 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,900 It are more psycho. Yeah, but none of them are but still they're all corrupt 802 00:31:56,900 --> 00:32:01,220 But when it comes to government is corrupt for the example all of them just let's just take the example 803 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:04,900 All of them just let's just take the the the the wedge of 804 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:11,020 Not slice. We'll take the the wedge of the hunter Biden program for example, okay 805 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:17,100 So it what's disinformation and what's not? All right, okay. Go they have the the laptop 806 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:19,620 So at that point, why don't we just come out with it? 807 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:26,620 Why were we hiding it because it was gonna impact the election understood and it was who has the authority to hide it? 808 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:30,140 the FBI the FBI so but the FBI never had it 809 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:34,980 They had it the minute the the technician at that store 810 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,740 contacted them 811 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,500 But how did Rudy Giuliani get the hard drive? 812 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,380 I don't know because the FBI said oh, there's nothing happening here 813 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:48,260 I have I have no idea how Giuliani got it. Is he are you sure for sure? 814 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:53,980 He got it Rudy Giuliani had two copies of it because they were at his 815 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:58,740 Residence and when they when they came in to search his house 816 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,780 He was like I've got the laptop hard drives here 817 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:06,380 Are you gonna take those and they were like now we're not taking that because they had to put it into 818 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:12,940 The inventory they would have it would have to be have to acknowledge it. It would have to exist. So so what did they? 819 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:15,580 storm his house for I 820 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:17,580 Think paper is against Trump. I 821 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:20,060 Think is it there some Ukraine 822 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:26,900 Travel or Ukraine bullshit there look all the quake pro-crow correct. I think was part of that bullshit 823 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,900 And it was bullshit. It's all bullshit 824 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:34,420 I mean anyone's got a quick pro quo would be Joe Biden and his stupid ass Chinese about 825 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:41,060 Well, I mean, it's the getting that dude fired from the Energy Board in Ukraine, you know, they 826 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:47,820 You know, but he was fired before six o'clock. So he was not a board member. He was a 827 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,540 DA 828 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,540 DA going after 829 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:54,420 the board 830 00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:59,300 The board Rizma for Barismar is my yes. He was going after Barisma 831 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:05,840 And and he boasted about getting him fired. I mean on TV on TV 832 00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:12,980 Unbelievable and nothing came of it. I mean it was so obviously quit pro quo. Yeah, well, you're not getting the money 833 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:18,100 Hey, he's fired. You're not getting the money. Yeah, and he was like, huh? Did he get the money? No, he didn't all the people laughing 834 00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,860 No, he didn't 835 00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:22,860 No, he got the money cuz they fired him 836 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,860 Unbelievable 837 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:31,940 It is it's no it was Trump that it was Trump that said I'm not giving you guys any money until 838 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:35,700 there is some semblance of justice like 839 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,500 We don't know where that money's gone. I 840 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:42,780 Mean he he was withholding he was withholding 841 00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:47,340 How often do we give bullshit money to everybody in the world? 842 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:52,980 I mean corrupt corrupt governments hundreds of millions and billions. Oh my god. Oh my god 843 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:56,340 I mean over and over and over again, and so he was trying to put a stop to 844 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:02,340 Sending money to bullshit countries when there were clearly some things that were inappropriate 845 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:08,900 I wonder what happened so he was like, you know what? I want to make sure that you guys are like not corrupt 846 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,100 Correct. Essentially is what he was doing 847 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,940 Prove to me that you're not corrupt and I'll give you the money 848 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:19,020 So what would happen if we stopped sending money everywhere? We'd be rich 849 00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:24,260 We'd be rich. Well, we could take care of people in our own country. They're naked lady. What would happen to these other 850 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,100 Countries, you know that song mr. Producer 851 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:32,340 One what actually if we didn't give money to certain countries they would collapse 852 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:34,580 period 853 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:40,820 I think no, I disagree. I think I think all the money we basically give to all of those questionable countries 854 00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:48,220 Pads the just pass the pockets of the corrupt politicians and and the the dictator or the monarch 855 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:54,660 Or the bullshit politicians if we just how much money are we planning on giving Ukraine right now? 856 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:59,220 So we we've already 8 billion. I think we've already given them 50 billion 50 billion dollars 857 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,940 What are they using it for? 858 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:07,900 No, no, no, it's it's not cash to unassemble the biolabs 859 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:16,340 No, well, I could be it's not we're not giving them cash. We're giving them 50 billion dollars in arms and food 860 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,800 I think is that true. Am I right? I don't know 861 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:27,980 They passed I didn't know they passed it but I say there's a lot of arms no legs though weird 862 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,180 That's a lot of way. They don't need any legs a billion bucks corks 863 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:37,300 That's why it is making a difference though. I mean the Russian army's getting their ass kicked 864 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,660 Well, they say to two ships now. Yeah, I see that 865 00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:46,100 It's only they're they're not gonna win. I mean, this is like a fart in the wind 866 00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:53,760 You know an interesting thing. I read today is that there is a fatal flaw in the Russian tanks. Did you guys read about this? 867 00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:56,340 So over and over and over again 868 00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:01,420 Whenever a Russian tank is hit the turret blows off 869 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,460 That's not a flaw. Yeah, it is a flaw 870 00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:07,060 So here's what happens if there's any 871 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:15,300 direct or indirect fire what happens is fire like heat and fire goes down into the tank and 872 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:22,180 Immediately kills the people I'm sure no what happens is it ignites kind of like what happened in World War two in 873 00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:26,020 In Pearl Harbor it ignites the armament 874 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:31,820 Because they have a they apparently have a rotary a rotary don't watch the same thing 875 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:34,740 Yeah, they have a rotary device underneath where they load in is 876 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:38,740 Automatically load when they fire it it turns and automatically 877 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:41,980 I don't know where they're all there like they're all right there 878 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:48,580 so what happens is if it if it gets in into the tank at all it blows that up and then the turret gets blown off and 879 00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:53,880 And and in the entire crude eyes, but it's not a but in US tanks. They don't have that 880 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:59,120 It's all manually loaded. They learn their lesson, right American tanks load their learn their lesson 881 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:06,780 It's a manually loaded and the armament is kept away from the loading in a in a specially sealed 882 00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:12,780 compartment that has to be opened and closed opened and closed and it is protected from heat and fire and 883 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:18,320 They're saying the Russians have not learned their life and they learned their lesson drink 884 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:25,140 What they were talking about was the article that had mentioned that was that they were like you ever wonder why the turret is 885 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:31,580 Knocked off the tank when there and it explodes and they were like well that that is the reason why the turret knocks off 886 00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:35,700 Is because they have that instead of having exposed all headed 887 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:43,700 Explained the United States where there are all other have the the projectiles loaded into separate bin while the Russian ones 888 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:46,820 Amazingly have this this rotating 889 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:53,340 Basically the crew is surrounded by yeah, like the armament is wide open for there you go 890 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:59,260 There's a picture of it. That's a t-72 Russia the tank commander, you know, they're they're basically sitting on a coil. Oh 891 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:06,320 My god, they are they're literally sitting on top of the armament. That's all a hundred three hundred and sixty degrees around them 892 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:12,500 Obliterated yeah, but you know, you also gotta think about look there's pros and cons 893 00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:15,860 the con is that if you get hit in a specific spot your 894 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:20,540 Your vaporized but you know, that's also bittersweet because if and the pro die 895 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:27,300 Yeah, the pro is you die quickly. No, the pro is is that that tank is gonna be able to fire 896 00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:31,740 Far rapidly than any of these competitors 897 00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:38,500 So you'll probably get two to three fire shots off before the other ones will get one off. So here's what's interesting 898 00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:44,060 So during the person got the study because I'm sure the US guys have it down to a sign 899 00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:47,460 Oh, they do things and they do but have you seen shit? 900 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:50,940 They get all this shit out of the Russian tanks kick the shit out of them 901 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:55,180 Yeah, because you matter to boom to boom to boom to boom. It's that fast 902 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,300 It's faster 903 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,300 It's a really fast 904 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:10,260 Basically the guy sitting in the back word. Oh the tank they get all busy and shit because the rotating thing is really going fast 905 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:16,740 It's no, but they say it's so remember the Iraqi the Iraqi tanks were all Russian, right? 906 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:20,380 Well, we invaded Saddam Hussein, right and I'm sorry Vada who? 907 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,900 Yeah 908 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:28,020 Okay, hold on so do we need to play that back and what happened? 909 00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:33,060 Yeah, you know what we've been a sad obviously say 910 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:38,700 Remember me a bit of Saddam Hussein. No, no, no, just move on because 911 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:47,140 Okay, I'm embarrassed for you. You're embarrassed for me. Thank you. All right. Well, I'm actually getting a little buzzy off this 1792 912 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:53,840 Yeah, oh, did you finish yours? No, no, but I'm getting buzzy off of it. So it feels good. Anyway, so I'm gonna say 913 00:40:55,100 --> 00:41:00,900 So we kick the shit out of their tanks and that exactly that's exactly what was happening their turrets were all blown off 914 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,500 And how many years ago was that? 915 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:09,860 And these are brand new tanks with the person is that where the term comes from? I'm gonna blow my top maybe 916 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:18,220 They were telling a story of a tank in in Ukraine that blew its top and landed on top of 917 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:21,280 Like on top of the roof of the building 918 00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:26,420 They have like a video of it. I think has to wear shit ton. Yeah. Yeah 919 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:33,620 Can you imagine all those and all those going off at the same time those people the tank crew was vaporized? Oh, yeah, dude 920 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:37,380 Completely vaporized if that's with a back out 921 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,620 So 922 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:47,260 Even an indirect hit is what they were saying an indirect hit like someone like farted next to it 923 00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,740 I don't know what that means 924 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:53,580 But somehow a heater something got into you know, some portion of the tank and the whole thing went up 925 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,980 Because it's exposed or ornament 926 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,060 armament 927 00:41:58,060 --> 00:42:02,140 Anyway, all right, whatever move on. Yeah, anyway, exciting stuff 928 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:05,740 so we were talking a little bit about the the Muppets and 929 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:09,220 We kind of faded out of the last podcast a little bit 930 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:16,340 Did we finish the what we were talking about? We started this podcast with the Sesame Street. Did we really? Yeah 931 00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:23,380 It's just where have you been? Hi. My name is Sean. I am Paul and I am Fozzie bear. Oh, I 932 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,580 So I get confused so see you're saying Sesame Street calls them Muppets 933 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:32,700 I thought the Muppets show was the Muppets show and sesame 934 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:38,780 Well, the Muppets are the Muppets are what they are, right? So so they're called Muppets all the way across, correct? 935 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:42,820 So is are the Muppets associated with this? 936 00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:49,860 Is there a company of a production crew Jim Henson? Okay, so they're all they are all related Henson created 937 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:55,860 Yes, they're all created by the same guy Jim Henson really correct. I didn't know that 938 00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:59,900 I always thought there was kind of almost like a Coke and Pepsi thing, right? You had 939 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:06,940 Interesting enough the the Fraggle Fraggle Rock also has Muppets and that's also created by Jim Henson 940 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:12,140 Yeah, so it was dark crystal dark crystal is so he basically cornered the market on Muppets 941 00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,140 Oh, yeah big time. Yeah 942 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:22,060 Interesting and you know what I'm looking at it now. So those dudes that sit in the theater that make fun of everybody those 943 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,420 Those are definitely human 944 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:29,740 Those guys are humans with a two two old white guys. They're mock-ups of that's right 945 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:35,120 Yeah, so there there is a precedent for sure. Well, then you then you have the Swedish chef 946 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,080 He's human. He's human then you have 947 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:43,920 Scooter again, I think he's yellow, but you know, he's human ish. You have a scientist there 948 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,920 You have the the hippie chick 949 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:50,720 bass player from the band. Yeah, she's human kind of well, I mean 950 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:57,600 She's definitely human. No, but look seriously the the guys up in the the stand the Statler and Waldorf 951 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,640 Those guys are humans. They kind of remind me like 48 hours 952 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,400 You know those the you know who they remind me of the guys on trading places 953 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,960 Oh, I'm gonna say trading places not 48 hours. Oh, that's what you just said. Yeah 954 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,760 Exactly. Yeah. Oh you were oh my god, you know what right there 955 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,800 I was scary my dad and I used to watch that is creepy 956 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,880 My dad and I used to watch this and he always laughed the hardest at those two guys 957 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:27,760 And I never understood the humor at the time. Well, it's adult humor. That's what I mean. He would laugh at those guys 958 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:33,600 I was like, yeah, yeah, like look at gonzo. You know, that's what I was right. You're like, why don't you think the drummer's funny? 959 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,640 Yeah animal. So what is gonzo? 960 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,160 He's some kind of bird. I know he's a bird like a mosquito 961 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:45,040 That's why he's got a crooked he's got a crooked nose because he's got a mosquito and he tried like going into someone and he 962 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,840 bounced off of 963 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:55,040 Yeah, so he no no question. He's some sort of he's gonna be he's in an eccentric passion for stunt performers aside from his trademark 964 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:59,840 Enthusiasm for performance art another defunct trade of gonzo is the ambiguity of a species 965 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,880 What do you mean? He's the ambiguity of his species 966 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,240 Species 967 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,340 Yeah, you don't know what he is. That's hilarious 968 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:15,760 He's the ambiguity of his species. I I just like all of us. I kind of look at him as a mosquito 969 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:20,080 I always thought he was a mosquito. No, he's got to be a bird 970 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,400 He's got no but he's got no wings. Yeah, he's got to be a mosquito. What is he the dodo bird? 971 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:32,660 Mosquitoes have suckers. They suck blood from their nose. He's got a mouth and he plays the trumpet 972 00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:36,740 Does he have he plays the trumpet? Yeah, no, he doesn't. Yeah, he does 973 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:39,380 Uh jim henson also did emmett otter 974 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:46,420 Jug band as well. I used to watch that on the christmas. I i'm sorry what jim otter end band no 975 00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:50,660 Emmett otter christmas time jug band. I think is what it was called 976 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:55,300 What is that? I used to watch that in the during the christmas time it'd be out 977 00:45:55,300 --> 00:46:01,700 Okay, yeah, emmett otter. Yeah, emmett otter's jug band christmas. Yeah. All right. All right. We got to listen to this 978 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,100 Just watch give us a give us a little 979 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:10,580 Kmart version of jim henson. Yeah, it better be good do brothers do the ones over there. Okay. Yeah, whatever 980 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:15,140 Pick one. Yeah, go go hit brothers. That's where they're playing the music 981 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:20,900 Yeah, do the brothers and that you see the one the fourth the second from the right. Yeah. Oh god 982 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,940 No, that's not it right there that one. Yeah, do that one. Here we go 983 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:25,940 The mayor's introducing us 984 00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:27,940 Uh oh 985 00:46:27,940 --> 00:46:30,900 Four young lads whom i'm sure you'll enjoy 986 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:35,940 They call themselves the front-town hollow jubilee jug band 987 00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:40,100 And this is jim henson too 988 00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:50,980 That's it as well, all right, so we got like four beavers on the stage. Oh, these guys are so louisiana 989 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:58,340 Oh, that's great, you know, there may be others 990 00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:05,300 They're making fun of people that's racist 991 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:11,460 This family just keeps growing this family doesn't have to end 992 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:20,420 And that's harmonizing nice 993 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:38,020 He's got like a little blackboard thing that he's scraping against that's a washboard 994 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:42,580 That's a washclothes. Is that what they call it a washboard? That's what you wash laundry with back in before 995 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:47,140 So that's a literally a musical instrument. Yeah, they would use it kind of like in a percussion 996 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:51,380 Scratch called a washboard. It's a washboard. It's a it's a real thing 997 00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:55,940 It's a real thing that used to wash laundry on it. My grandmother actually used that well 998 00:47:56,020 --> 00:48:00,260 I'm not worried that percussion instrument. No, well, she actually used it to clean our clothes 999 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:02,660 I know but like my underwear when I would poop them 1000 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:07,140 She would go out to the washboard and a nice basin of hot water and soap poop them 1001 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:09,140 Well, someone else will poop my underwear 1002 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:13,780 I don't know who they were. So you shared underwear? No, no, somebody else is wearing your underwear 1003 00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:17,140 I would wear my underwear then all of a sudden I was like where'd that poop come from? That's not me 1004 00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:20,100 Oh, so you were doing diversionary tactics? 1005 00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:26,020 You're like mom that was my friend. He was wearing my underwear. Yeah, and she was like it's obviously what happened 1006 00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:33,160 What's wrong with this relationship? You remember, uh, I never had any but do you remember underoos? 1007 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:37,400 Underoos, remember those? Oh, is that where they're like the colored underwear? 1008 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,880 His favorite superhero my family couldn't afford that. I never had any either 1009 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:47,240 But I remember the commercials back in the day where you have like superman. Yeah, there they are right there. That's hot 1010 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,160 Yeah, so you'd run around like I never had the tops. I always had the bottoms though 1011 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:57,320 Underoos. Oh boy. Yeah, that's the best. I'm really glad we're looking at 1012 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:03,560 Men wearing those aren't men. Those are really short short. Oh, those are men. What are you talking about? 1013 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,800 Oh, yeah, some of those are looking it's all men 1014 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,800 Yeah, see those are men too. That's preston. You see the bulge 1015 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,840 I'm not looking at yet. Jeff. The bulge is what gives it away. Those are men 1016 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,800 Okay, this your underoos thing went bad in a hurry this turned into a like a 1017 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:26,440 Weird there you go. Now we're pedophiles even that five-year-old's got a bulge. Look at that. That's great 1018 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,960 Now we're pedophiles 1019 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,560 That's great 1020 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,560 Okay, can we move on from underoos? 1021 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,200 What is she? Is she wonder woman? 1022 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,760 What's going on here? 1023 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,700 They have all of them. Are they dc comics and marvel? Oh, look at that. There's hercules 1024 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,240 Okay, stop 1025 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:50,520 Immediately stop. Well, what about the other ones? 1026 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,920 I would I would rather you put on trans solo right they have the clothes that 1027 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,880 You would match the tags and animals. Yeah, the geranimals were you like 1028 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:05,480 Geranimals geranimals. It's kind of like you you would get up in the morning and you have to go to class and you're kind of 1029 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,040 Like I have to dress myself. I'm a big kid now 1030 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,560 How am I going to match myself? 1031 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:15,800 So you go to the closet and they have the tags in the back and if the tags match then you can wear them 1032 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,720 They're called geranimals 1033 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:25,000 Geranimals, I have never even heard of geranimals. I never had any. Um, that's all I had. Well, that's not true 1034 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,520 But actually I have no idea. Is this an elite brand? No, not at all. This was a k-mart special program 1035 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,400 It is 1036 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,960 Kmart special we're supposed to help the kids out, right? So i'm gonna go i'm gonna wear monkey today 1037 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:43,480 So you go find the monkey shirt and find the other monkey icon and you know, there's no animals on it, but it would match 1038 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:48,840 Here's like playing concentration. Remember? This is an animal. That's an animal. I think the cards over 1039 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:55,880 Is that what we're talking about here? No, they were they were just I forget how you match them. It was by the animal, right? 1040 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,440 Yeah, but there was like was it like predator and prey? 1041 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,520 But several antelope space monkey. What is that? That's a weird thing 1042 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,920 It was so they were like like your pants could match like summer shirts though. Oh 1043 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:12,280 Yeah, so there was families of coded families. It's like predators all the predators 1044 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,200 You all the predators you can wear together all the carnivores and all the omnivores 1045 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,280 Yeah, but not the lesser creatures. See how that's racist 1046 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,160 all the paramecium 1047 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,560 Lesser animals. Yeah, now this thing's just gone into like social economics. It's just 1048 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,520 You're segregating not all animals are created equal apparently evidently not 1049 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:41,480 Way to go guys. Yeah. Well, you know some of the uh, I guess the giraffe a momos for taller kids, right? 1050 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,360 Right 1051 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,360 And then you get the hippopotamus for the fatter people never even heard of geranimals 1052 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:53,000 Is that odd for me to not know this? Well, i'm sure that you have been indonesia 1053 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,500 You may have been in consider. They were made in indonesia 1054 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,640 They were made in indonesia, but ironically i've never heard of them 1055 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:05,720 Um, I don't even know if they still make what year what year what what year we're talking about 79. Yeah, I was probably 1056 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 fifth sixth seventh grade probably with a 1057 00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:12,520 79 that would have been argentina for me 1058 00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:17,720 Argentina, yeah, so they didn't have animals in Argentina. Just just saying that out loud 1059 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:19,880 1979 1060 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,320 Mr. Producer 1061 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,320 Your dad said 1979 1062 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,960 What the hell geranimals in 1979? 1063 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:31,480 See if that that what type of advertising they had back then that is a long ass time ago. Oh, yeah, it's crazy 1064 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,400 Good lord. That was 40 years ago 42 years ago 1065 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:38,900 Advertising in 19 1066 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,920 19 what? 1067 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,520 1979 1068 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:49,080 We were I was nine. I was nine years old. I was 10. Oh, oh, you're an older kid. Were you driving? 1069 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,760 No, I was not driving 1070 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,120 All right. What do you got? We got happy meals for sure 1071 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:04,360 Okay, well satsumi street was was was was good there's happy meals. Oh happy meals in the box 1072 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,080 I know and look like a house 1073 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,560 They don't have those anymore. Do they do you remember that they've had those without but our there it is 1074 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,560 And it's got little little wheels on it, but they had that when our kids were small 1075 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,760 They don't have them now. I think it's on a bag now, but that's where it started 1076 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,560 I think it was a little house and they had little 1077 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:27,320 Not that was back when cancer cancer getting cancer was cool because no one knew it was cancer 1078 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,920 Really? 1079 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,320 Yeah, when they were eating all that stuff. Hold on 1080 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:39,400 What was that? It hasn't changed. Hold on. What is the world war two ad cannon towels army? What the hell? What is that? 1081 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,040 Okay 1082 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,040 Wow 1083 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,040 Army's getting army guys 1084 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,960 Bathing in south. Can we move on from that? That's I think that's an anomaly 1085 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,880 That's probably not advertising that was geared towards me 1086 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,560 The underoos because I was a little nine-year-old boy that was definitely not gay like that 1087 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,280 1979 1088 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,800 See if there's a 1089 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,800 Okay, look at that back seat of that car 1090 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:12,920 Okay, it smells like bourbon and cigars. I wish our viewers could see what we're looking at. It's so we're looking at a barrage 1091 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:18,200 Of the search panel is a granules in 1979. No, it's weird ass 1092 00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:24,120 1979 commercial shit. All right. Well say up on the top right there. Mr. Producer. Just hit click and play 1093 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:31,320 Oh, we were those same clothes just click it. Have you ever gone back and look at your kid pictures and the clothes we were wearing? 1094 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,320 Hold on. So 1095 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,520 Cheese and wiener croissants 1096 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:43,720 Magic here cheese and wiener croissants hot dogs. I got your hot dogs into something special 1097 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,720 She got a pokus belly 1098 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:56,760 They don't even have commercials like this anymore oh my god I do that now what a super idea 1099 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,040 Oh, they don't want your deep throw it. What a 1100 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600 supper idea 1101 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:07,720 He he he we make those now crescent rolls wrapping 1102 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:15,720 With wieners and cheese, uh, not cheese. We don't do cheese. Although that's intriguing guac. We take uh, those little uh, 1103 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,240 Smokies little smokies little smokies and we wrap them in 1104 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:25,960 Exactly what they were talking about the crescent rolls. Well, they had like full hot dog. Yeah, they did 1105 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:32,440 Well, we cut them in quarters. No in thirds and we wrapped the little smokies. It's still happening 1106 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,940 We're doing the same thing we were doing back in 1979 1107 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,040 That's good. Why give it up? Yeah 1108 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,600 We had pizza back then too 1109 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,840 That's why refreshing seven ups the taste we really like it's like 1110 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,600 Crazy so crystal clear just like that mountain hike moving up 1111 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,560 That came out of 1112 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,760 That's a seven up the americans time 1113 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,680 Oh now we got a bunch of kids running and jumping in everybody's on the run. Oh, these are all 70s commercials 1114 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:19,000 Oh, this is seven up again. It's lots of fun and the light refreshing taste today is what we're looking for 1115 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,120 Oh, they're hot 1116 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,880 I thought the same 1117 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,760 Thing you just said there was these old people running across the bridge and he goes they're dead 1118 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,360 I thought the same thing i was like, yeah, those people probably are not a lot. They're probably mid 1119 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:55,480 60 70. Oh, I mean he was 40 years ago. They're not 177 years old now. They're gone. They're gone 1120 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,960 Yeah, that's so sad. It is. No, it's not they probably wanted to die 1121 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:07,800 Oh my god, what are we doing here john bernier ramsey 1122 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,600 Like these kids are our age now 1123 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:19,080 When a kid's thoughts start their older than that ruffles and bows buttons and ties 79. I was 10 1124 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,920 What's happening with the light from winnie the pooh and sears? Who else? 1125 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,920 Who's looking at you kid 1126 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:29,640 From winning the pooh here's looking at me from winning the pooh. All right 1127 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:35,320 So this is uh the commercial for uh photos get your photo taken in sears. Oh, that was winning the pooh sears 1128 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:40,280 Now, I hold on but i'm as fussy as ever. That's why I love geranimals 1129 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,960 Oh, not just because that's exactly what we wore right there 1130 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:51,560 Or because they look great or because the fabrics are extra strong or even because geranimals quality is so high while the prices are so 1131 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:56,520 Low, I don't buy geranimals for any of those reasons. I buy them for all those reasons 1132 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:01,880 I know kids clothes. I know kids and I know value and they're made in china 1133 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:09,560 Do you remember the life cereal mickey commercial? He likes it. Hey mickey, right made in china everyone 1134 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,040 There isn't there isn't anybody that 1135 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,080 Doesn't know that at our age 1136 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,140 Remember we talked about the effectiveness of advertising 1137 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:23,420 Right we talked about I mean think about how many times do we watch a super bowl commercial nowadays 1138 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,460 And well, we try but they yeah, no 1139 00:58:27,260 --> 00:58:32,220 We laugh about oh remember remember when you that happened and that happened and then none of us can name 1140 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,100 What what the product was? 1141 00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:41,900 Really? The only ones you can name now are the the bud light commercials. Yeah, those I see what you're saying 1142 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:46,860 Nowadays, you can't do that. You can't do that. Yeah, but back then we still know who mickey was 1143 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:51,260 We still know who mickey was and we still know it was life. So there was a there was some sort of uh, 1144 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:57,740 There was a cartoon denis de menis and uh, one of the little memes that he would say is a mom name the product 1145 00:58:57,740 --> 00:59:02,220 And i'll sing the song, you know, right that that's how popular shit was back then 1146 00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:07,420 I mean how many times did we have a conversation about super bowl commercials and none of us can figure out 1147 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:10,620 Who it was for but I couldn't tell you any of the commercials 1148 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:13,820 the flip side of that the flip side of that is that 1149 00:59:13,820 --> 00:59:21,580 Um back then you only had four or five channels and so you were very limited on the commercials that were out there 1150 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:23,820 Well, you also watched you also watch tv 1151 00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:26,220 Two hours a day 1152 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:30,460 Yeah, right. So you'd watch it at least east of my house. I watched it 1153 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:37,100 After dinner until I went to bed as it right so I so prime time and since then I started at eight 1154 00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:42,860 I went to bed at nine o'clock. So I was saying so because it was limited tv time you had 1155 00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:46,860 It had more of an impact. Well, not just that but the I think the 1156 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,620 There wasn't the plethora of shit out there that there is today 1157 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:56,140 So you had so you were inundated with a million different commercials. So that mickey commercial probably ran for 1158 00:59:56,940 --> 01:00:00,380 Five years. Yeah, it ran for a long time. You know what I mean? 1159 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:04,700 It wasn't I want to run it for the super bowl and done and they they changed it 1160 01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:10,140 They changed it a bunch too. I mean they they modified it a couple times. All right. I want to I want to see this commercial 1161 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:16,860 What's this stuff some cereal supposed to be good for you to try it i'm not gonna try you try it 1162 01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:19,260 I'm not gonna try it 1163 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,500 Let's get mickey. Yeah 1164 01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:23,820 He won't need it 1165 01:00:24,460 --> 01:00:26,300 Oh poor mickey 1166 01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:30,620 He likes it. Hey mickey when you bring life home, don't tell the kids 1167 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:34,460 It's one of those nutritional cereals. They actually they cut that short 1168 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,580 There's actually where he takes a couple bites first 1169 01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:40,620 And he's kind of like and you look at his face and he's kind of like 1170 01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:47,580 I like it and he keeps you know, pounding away at the record. It's loaded with sugar. Is it? 1171 01:00:49,420 --> 01:00:50,780 And it's good for you 1172 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:57,660 Well, I tell you what my god, it's loaded with sugar when I was buying cereal for for me and my kids 1173 01:00:58,220 --> 01:00:59,900 I would compare the 1174 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:04,460 Adult cereal. Yes with the kids. So i'm like, it's the same. It's the same 1175 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:10,140 It's the same one of the worst ones is like raisin bran loaded with sugar. It's tons of sugar. I know 1176 01:01:10,860 --> 01:01:14,940 I know and you would think why I was like I would eat fucking frankenberries from now on out 1177 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:21,020 You know, I loved crown chocula. Well, yeah count choco was like my favorite. It was good 1178 01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:27,100 Why don't you eat this cocoa puffs adult stuff when it's just as bad? So the other stuff's better. I always kind of 1179 01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:33,820 Deceived myself in thinking that it was natural sugar in the raisins. Whatever. I don't think so 1180 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:35,820 No, they coat them in sugar. Oh, yeah 1181 01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:42,380 If you look at the raisins, you can't even see that they're raisins. I know it's basically like a silvery a silvery ball 1182 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:45,900 They're sugar. They're basically candied raisins. I know 1183 01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:52,620 Uh so bad. Well, then they had a lot of turn. What is the the grain the nut grain the 1184 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:59,500 Bran. Yeah, it was a granola but there was this uh type of cereal mucilus that it was 1185 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:04,700 It was basically twigs and leaves. It was like a bunch of like pebbles that fell like very 1186 01:02:05,260 --> 01:02:09,580 Grape nuts grape nuts. That's it. Okay, never liked it. I thought it was disgusting 1187 01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:14,220 Yeah, but that is probably some of the healthiest food out there. It can't be 1188 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:16,220 Really? 1189 01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:18,380 I don't know. I think I just something weird about it 1190 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:24,620 Grape nuts lots of fiber. What the hell are grape nuts? Anyway, they're very hard. Yes. It was nasty 1191 01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:28,460 well, you want but it turns out that if you 1192 01:02:28,460 --> 01:02:33,500 You take your cereal you you add it with milk and dump a cup of sugar 1193 01:02:33,660 --> 01:02:38,860 No, no, and then you walk away for like 10 minutes. Oh my god, and you come back. It's like soft 1194 01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:44,620 It's not raisin bran. No, no, no, but it's it's actually has a little sweetness to it. Each nut 1195 01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:49,020 Opens its wings and it's and you you have a regular bowel movement 1196 01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:52,380 Okay, i'm listening 1197 01:02:52,620 --> 01:02:57,580 Yeah, it's fortified with fiber. You had me at regular bowel. I think that's why uh, 1198 01:02:57,580 --> 01:03:01,520 Uh adult eat them because they need to shit more often. Is that what it is fiber? Yeah 1199 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,640 More often or just problem period. I don't have a problem with that. I shit very well 1200 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,400 Yeah, we don't need to talk about your your cycle. You guys want to talk about my bowel movements 1201 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:14,080 No, dude, you fucking need a raisin and you have to go to poop. I do 1202 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,880 Oh, yeah, I got a poop talking about it 1203 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,040 I poop once a day. I don't even know what grape nuts are made out of. You poop like three times a day 1204 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:22,640 four 1205 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:27,920 Dude, that's ridiculous. I know it's ridiculous. It's wonderful. You poop four times a day. He poops four times a day. Uh, 1206 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,280 Three three 1207 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,320 If I were to poop that many times a day, my asshole would be raw 1208 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:40,880 No, I mean it it just falls out. It's not like i'm forcing it out and hurting. No, i'm not talking about the process of 1209 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,520 Excluding it. You didn't want to talk about talking about the process of cleaning it 1210 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,320 I use a wipe 1211 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,320 I do too 1212 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,320 I 1213 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,800 I'm normal. I use toilet paper 1214 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000 Why I use I use both 1215 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:06,720 See how I turned that on to the one that doesn't yeah, I I use both if you don't use wipes 1216 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:11,840 Oh my god, you don't use wipes. It's so easy. It's great. It's ridiculous. I have no problem 1217 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,320 It's well, you don't have a problem. You don't know how to wipe your assholes. No, dude 1218 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:22,000 Look, I wipe it with I am a professional and I can you shouldn't need wipes dude. Look, okay 1219 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,360 I think it's a personal preference do yourself a favor. Do yourself a favor 1220 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:32,400 I've used wipes here. I don't have to use them every time. I'm not saying that all i'm saying is that wipe the best you can 1221 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,600 And then when you think you're done 1222 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:41,040 Going there with a wipe. I have it's come out clean and thank you for listening to dudes like us tonight. Come on 1223 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:47,040 And we are bow movement. I think you are you have a handicap or something. Well, you can't wipe your ass 1224 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,040 There's two against one bro. I think you trump 1225 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,760 You're like, oh 1226 01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:56,560 Oh, no. Oh my god spasm like a spasm. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. He's back 1227 01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:02,480 I grew up my entire life. You're walking around a million percent with you a million percent with you. This has never happened before 1228 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:07,760 What yeah shauna never and shauna and I have never ganged up. I'm not arguing against the use of wipes 1229 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,840 I'm just like I don't have to use them every time 1230 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,640 I do it because it's convenient and comfortable 1231 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:18,160 This is the shortest goddamn podcast. I don't think it was I think it was longer than it should have been 1232 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,800 Paul was talking about corks and like says oh y'all brother 1233 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,840 Where did cork come from? 1234 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:32,480 This got ugly tonight. Yeah, you're talking about retards. He's talking about corks 1235 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:39,600 Corks god almighty. What's wrong with you people? Do you not understand that we live in a world of like 1980s? 1236 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,160 I was 1237 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:46,240 Fed yeah, we're not nine-year-olds anymore. We can't live in that world anymore 1238 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:53,920 We are internally always 15 years old our one listener is gonna get offended. All right, you know, too bad super short podcast suck it 1239 01:05:54,080 --> 01:06:01,440 Oh, you're disgusted with this little baby, but you know what dudes like us i'm done. I'm shawn. I'm paul. I'm jeff 1240 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,440 And we have fun tonight