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Three ice cold beers coming up.

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Thank you sir.

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And when I say ice cold, they are ice cold.

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They've been sitting in the back of my car covered in ice in a cooler for three hours.

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I don't know.

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This one's shimmering.

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Oh, come here my little soul.

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Yes, I'm telling you.

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My little soul.

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Oh, it's so cold.

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Is it the best though, cold beer?

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Yeah, well especially with good beer, I mean so we got at least one out of two.

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We like the Yingling.

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I tolerate it.

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It's a good light beer.

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I tell you what, I've had some IPAs recently which I don't usually have.

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Well hold on, to clarify, this is Yingling light.

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Correct.

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So you prefer regular Yingling?

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You know, I didn't mean to change the direction of what you were saying, but you know, for

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like a month and a half, two, three months, I was like digging the Yingling.

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I was like double fisting them.

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Oh, this is good shit, good shit, buying a case, case.

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And now I'm like, oh.

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Right.

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Well you had four cases in two days and you're kind of burned out on it.

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Yeah, I'm done.

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I'm like, wow, I have a case in my refrigerator right now and I don't want to even touch them.

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I mean I brought six pack over here trying to get rid of them.

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But I'm not really drinking beer.

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I'm going to sit on a limb here and say that if you have four cases of any beer, you won't

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like that beer anymore in two days.

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Well my point is, I've kind of lost the whole pallet for beer.

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I don't know, I'll go through a phase or something.

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We've done that before where we just killed beer and there was a stretch where I really

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didn't drink much of it.

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I moved over to wine and I like drinking wine anyway.

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I love wine.

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I'm not a wine guy.

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Maybe at some point in my life I'll move on to wine, but I'm a very light beer.

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If I want beer, it's a very light beer.

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Yeah.

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Anne Berman.

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Yeah, we killed the craft beers and I have a hard time drinking those now.

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You know, they're not necessarily my go-to beers, but two beers that I enjoy and just

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recently is Heineken.

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You know, and you kind of mocked me, made fun of me a little bit.

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I did win.

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When we were at...

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That was Chuck.

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That was Chuck.

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Oh, that's right.

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Dudes without shoes.

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That's right.

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Oh, wow.

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That's awkward.

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I'm just another one of the dudes and nondescript dude.

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Anyway.

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I'm a placeholder.

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I never grew up, or I shouldn't say, I don't have any experience drinking Heineken.

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Never.

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I mean, I've never really been like, hey, I'm going to get some Heineken.

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You lived in Germany, right?

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Yeah, but I mean, it's a Holland beer.

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Yeah, he didn't start drinking until eight.

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No.

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No, but my point is I didn't start drinking Heineken until just recently.

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I mean, everyone now and then you kind of like, oh, Heineken, the champagne or beers,

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whatever it is.

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I'm not a huge fan of it.

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I thought the champagne of beers was...

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Miller.

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Miller Genuine Draft.

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No, Miller High Life.

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No, Miller Genuine Draft was the champagne.

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It is?

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I don't know.

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I thought it was Miller High Life.

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Miller Genuine Draft.

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Coors Banquet.

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No, I'm pretty sure it's Miller.

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Oh, it may be Banquet was Miller High Life.

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No, it's Coors Banquet beer is not the champagne of beer.

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It's the little squat bottle.

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Miller Genuine Draft is the champagne of beer.

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Whatever.

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Well, this is something we could look up.

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We have Google.

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After that was a refreshing beer that I can have anytime, including, this is odd, but

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including beer on ice with lime or lemon.

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Oh, yeah, you started that recently.

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Rolling Rock.

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I like Rolling Rock.

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Oh, I enjoy Rolling Rock.

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I wouldn't mind trying that.

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I enjoy Rolling Rock.

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Rolling Rock was a splurge.

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It's very light and refreshing.

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Rolling Rock was a splurge in college.

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So like if the parents came in town, it was Rolling Rock.

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Yeah.

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My favorite beer of all time is an unpeated German beer.

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German beer.

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Wait, no, not maybe not beer.

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Did it come in a twist cap?

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All right.

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Hey, this is our last podcast.

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This is our last podcast of April and we're late because of me.

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Unforeseen.

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It was actually May.

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Actually the first podcast of May, you beaner.

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What is wrong with me?

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I don't know.

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I think it started.

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No.

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It's May 3rd.

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Oh, it's the first podcast of May.

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That's what I meant.

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That's what I meant.

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I'm sorry.

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It's like Star Wars Day.

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May the 4th be with you.

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That's tomorrow.

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May the 4th be with you.

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Isn't that tomorrow?

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Yes.

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Correct.

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It's May 3rd.

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So he's going to dress up like Leia.

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He's going to wear a little bikini.

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Or Trans Solo.

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Oh my God.

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What the hell is that?

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Did you like that?

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Did you like that?

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Hot Solo with a set of boobs?

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I even showed that to my wife.

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I was like, oh, look, Chilly, it's Trans Solo.

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And she didn't have her glasses on and we had just gotten into bed.

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I go, can you see?

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She goes, yes, I can see.

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He has boobs.

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Who sent you that?

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Oh, that was your dad.

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Yeah, right.

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Anyway, all right, yes, my bad.

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First, it's the first podcast of May.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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I've never seen that before.

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I'm looking at our producer over there.

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What is wrong?

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I don't know.

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We have, yeah, why do we have blurred images?

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Well, that's what I'm saying.

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Select the word images right there.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Just.

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I'm not sure we want to see this.

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Oh, this is such a beat down.

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Dude, just click images.

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Oh my God.

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I'm not sure we want to see this.

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Oh, I'm not sure we want to see this.

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Oh, I'm not sure we want to see this.

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Oh, I'm not sure we want to see this.

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No, don't do that.

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No, that's probably why he didn't want to click on it.

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What a jackass.

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Get rid of that immediately.

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God.

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Yes, he is number one producer.

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Yes, he is a number one.

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All right.

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Anyway, the bourbon.

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Oh, no, not even bourbon.

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It's a whiskey.

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It's a whiskey.

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And it's very different.

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It's a German.

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It's a German.

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It's it's it's risky online shop.

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Right.

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Oh, hold on.

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I was just reading that thing right there.

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It is an unpeated German whiskey.

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So I don't know what the significance of them adding.

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It's unpeated.

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It's a single malt whiskey.

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It's almost in the category of I want to say scotch.

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I mean, it kind of tastes like it.

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But so I got to tell you the nose, the nose is pungent.

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But the fit, the finish is not very scotchish to me.

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Oh, God, the nose is horrible.

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But it does not taste like the nose at all.

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Yeah.

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It kind of tastes like scotch.

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So maybe but scotch is whiskey.

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You know, scotch whiskey.

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Sure it is.

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Yeah, it is interesting.

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So, you know, maybe this is a scotch.

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Maybe they can't.

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Well, maybe they just can't call it a scotch because it's from Germany.

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And it's unpeated.

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Right.

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Just like they can't call it a bourbon because it's not from the U.S.

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Right.

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Is that what it is?

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I don't know.

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Is scotch only from a patent on the I don't know.

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I know one.

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You can't make bourbon outside of the U.S.

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That's true.

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You can't call it bourbon.

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Right.

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So I think this is a German scotch essentially.

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Yeah, this is what it tastes like, to be honest.

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And you know what?

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At Liquor King, it was on the scotch section.

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Ah, well, there you go.

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Yeah.

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So we're now calling this officially or calling it a scotch then?

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It's similar to it, yeah.

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Okay.

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Well, it's not bad.

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Like I said, the nose is horrible.

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The finish is, would you call it sweet?

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Is there sweetness in it?

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I'd say there's lots of grain, lots of grass, lots of tobacco.

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Hold on, did we say what it was?

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We said it's Eiffel?

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Well, it's Eiffel whiskey.

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Eiffel German whiskey.

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Without peat, right?

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It's not peated.

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Unpeated.

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Whatever that means.

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That means they didn't just dump a bunch of peat in there.

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That's so gross.

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The peated and unpeated.

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Well, it's smoked, right?

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So they smoke.

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That's where the real smoky scotches come from, right?

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Because they smoked the barley and the malts and everything like that before they...

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And they put it in a box.

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Correct.

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And then they...

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Wait, no, that was your drink.

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That was my own fashion.

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That special drink you had at that very expensive restaurant.

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Well, it was good. It was tasty.

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What does he...

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I can't find where it's got a description of it, but...

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You know, here's what I'm going to roll with.

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This is a scotch from Germany.

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Yes.

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And it's okay.

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It tastes all right.

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Would I buy it again?

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No.

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Will I order it from the store?

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Jeff, the bottle is being handed to you from behind.

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You can read that if you want.

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No, I can't read it anyways.

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Everything on here is what we've already talked about.

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Super tiny. Okay.

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Yeah, I can't read it.

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Okay, we're trying something different.

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I picked it up because it was from Germany,

270
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and I was like, any kind of liquor that comes from Germany

271
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other than a Schnaps, I was like ready to jump on it.

272
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So, anyways, it's our finishing...

273
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It's our first, you know...

274
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German.

275
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Our first German single malt scotch or whiskey

276
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that we've put into our collection.

277
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Yeah, I'm a little nervous that we're going to start going to

278
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other countries' scotches now.

279
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Is that the trend we're going?

280
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It's May, it's spring, you know,

281
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we're starting something new, we're turning a new page.

282
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It's May the 3rd, and I'm Sean.

283
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I'm Paul.

284
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And I'm Jeff.

285
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And it was 54 degrees this morning.

286
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It was great.

287
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I stepped outside.

288
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I mean, it rained last night, but I stepped outside,

289
00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,640
let the dog duke, and it was nice.

290
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It's crazy.

291
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,640
Yeah, I walked the dog and had a freaking pullover on.

292
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I was like, it's May.

293
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,640
I had my windows open all day.

294
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,640
We usually don't do that in May.

295
00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,640
That's awesome.

296
00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,640
I didn't walk my dog.

297
00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,640
I kind of like opened up the dog door.

298
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Oh, you just kicked him out?

299
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,640
Well, I didn't kick him.

300
00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,640
He goes out voluntarily.

301
00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,640
Hold on, you never walk your dog?

302
00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,640
I don't personally walk him, no.

303
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,640
Oh, do you have a dog walker?

304
00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,640
I have a laser.

305
00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:38,640
A laser?

306
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,640
Yeah.

307
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,640
You laser his balls?

308
00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,640
No, you take the laser and you make the dog run in circles.

309
00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,640
Okay, that is brilliant.

310
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,640
So he's laying there by himself and just going like this.

311
00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,640
I was about to be judgmental until I kind of visualized that.

312
00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,640
Uh-oh.

313
00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,640
No, no, in the backyard.

314
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So you sit on the outside bench.

315
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,640
Oh, dude, it's insane.

316
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,640
You should see, not just my dog, and some cats too.

317
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,640
You know, there's the dogs, they go ape shit over it.

318
00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,640
You know, they'll sit there and run.

319
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:11,640
My goal is to run the laser to try to trick them to run into the fence.

320
00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,640
They haven't done it yet, huh?

321
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:18,640
No, my prior, the boxer did before he died, lando.

322
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,640
From a broken neck?

323
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,640
No.

324
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,640
A brain tumor?

325
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,640
A contusion?

326
00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,640
You just get him in circles into the dizzy, then you're like, just whack!

327
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,640
So mean.

328
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,640
And you even get some forearm exercise, I guess.

329
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,640
Oh, yeah, yeah.

330
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,640
Just kind of waving your laser around.

331
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640
Yeah, kind of.

332
00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640
Just stroking the laser.

333
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,640
Yeah, people in the neighbors, they're looking down at me,

334
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,640
and I've got my hand kind of doing these little circles,

335
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,640
and they're like, what is he doing over there?

336
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,640
What are you doing over there?

337
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,640
I think I'm playing VR.

338
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,640
And then he just starts laughing.

339
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,640
Dumb dog.

340
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,640
What does that mean?

341
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,640
It's better than 18-foot fires coming out of your backyard.

342
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:03,640
Yeah, well, you know, these are all normal thresholds that people go

343
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,640
through life that dudes like us experience that we have to share the story.

344
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,640
Yeah.

345
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:11,640
I don't think I'm going to do that anymore.

346
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,640
Those were extreme.

347
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,640
And we've talked about that stuff before.

348
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,640
I mean, there was...

349
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,640
There were some big ones.

350
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,640
I think of the three of us, you're probably the one that has the neighbors

351
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,640
that hate you the most.

352
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,640
I'm probably second, and then you're probably third, Jeff.

353
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,640
You're probably pretty low-key.

354
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,640
Well, he's just now starting to catch stuff on fire.

355
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,640
But yours hasn't gotten out of control yet.

356
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,640
No.

357
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:38,640
I actually put a recliner onto...

358
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,640
I sat it on top of...

359
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,640
It was a small recliner.

360
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,640
Nonetheless, it was a recliner.

361
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,640
I just set it right up on the fire pit and just...

362
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,640
But that was toxic as shit, all that foam and just...

363
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,640
It went up quick, man.

364
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,640
So...

365
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,640
Fire-retarded material.

366
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,640
I've had some fires.

367
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,640
It was more just incessant hours long of smoke that probably just

368
00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640
smoked them out.

369
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,640
That just wafted right over the fence into your neighbor's yard.

370
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,640
And they just had to leave and go to Applebee's for a couple hours.

371
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:09,640
There was a time Jeff and I were burning Styrofoam that we got from...

372
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,640
That's really not a good idea.

373
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,640
It was bad.

374
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,640
It was so bad.

375
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,640
The smoke was so...

376
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,640
There was so much smoke, and...

377
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,640
It was black.

378
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,640
It was so thick.

379
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,640
You were burning tires.

380
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:27,640
It was setting off the motion sensors down the alley.

381
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,640
So you know how the lights would turn on?

382
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,640
Yes.

383
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640
It was so thick it was setting off motion sensors.

384
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,640
You did this at night?

385
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,640
Yes.

386
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,640
Of course.

387
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,640
You're not going to do that during the day.

388
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,640
No.

389
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,640
You could be that stupid, right?

390
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:42,640
I mean, not stupid enough to burn Styrofoam, but you know, during the day.

391
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,640
It was so bad.

392
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,640
It was so bad.

393
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,640
It was still at night, and you could still see how black and thick it was.

394
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,640
Jeff and I came in with smoky faces.

395
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,640
Oh, I bet.

396
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,640
We looked like buckwheat.

397
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,640
So the next morning, were all the houses completely black?

398
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,640
Just soot.

399
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,640
All down the alleyway?

400
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,640
Just soot.

401
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,640
Yeah, there was soot everywhere.

402
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,640
It was bad.

403
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,640
I think Jeff and I lost about a year or two.

404
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,640
For sure.

405
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,640
Did you smell the fumes?

406
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,640
Well, most of the time, 99% of the time, it was blowing the other way.

407
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,640
But every now and then it'd waft.

408
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:16,640
So you have the yank shirt up and run away, because otherwise you would inhale it.

409
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,640
But we really didn't inhale it.

410
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,640
It was usually blowing either straight up or down the alleyway away from us.

411
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,640
So you probably killed a couple of rabbits, a couple outside dogs.

412
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,640
I think there, yeah.

413
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,640
Down in the neighborhood.

414
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,640
The neighbors woke up and there's dead animals all over.

415
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,640
Yeah, everywhere.

416
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,640
I want to go back to the...

417
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,640
One of those apocalyptic scenes.

418
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,640
The unpeated scotch.

419
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,640
Maze? Dead birds everywhere.

420
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,640
I'm actually, the more I'm tasting it, the more I'm kind of liking it.

421
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,640
Yeah, it's not bad.

422
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,640
No, the taste is fine.

423
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:51,640
So it's like, we've never been, I've never been a huge fan of scotch, but we have a few bottles in our repertoire.

424
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,640
We do.

425
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:58,640
And we have tasted, and I went through a phase where I actually drank a shitload of Pinch scotch.

426
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,640
So it's not like I hate scotch.

427
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,640
Does Pinch taste like this?

428
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,640
Pinch?

429
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,640
Well, it's scotch.

430
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,640
So, I mean, plus that was so long ago I don't really remember.

431
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,640
Pinch.

432
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:11,640
P-I-N-C-H. It's a bottle that kind of looks like a football.

433
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,640
Yeah, kind of.

434
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,640
Oh, okay.

435
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,640
Oh, so that's a brand name.

436
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,640
I'm sorry.

437
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,640
Okay, I thought that was a type of, maybe a type of scotch.

438
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,640
Okay, well cool.

439
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,640
It's a brand.

440
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,640
I just took a pullback now and it's after it's been diluted a little bit.

441
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,640
It's got a little bit, again, I'm not going to go to the store and order this.

442
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,640
I don't think you can.

443
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,640
I mean, German.

444
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,640
I've never seen it before.

445
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,640
German scotch.

446
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,640
What is it called?

447
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640
Eiffel?

448
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640
Now, where did you find it?

449
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,640
This was at Liquor King.

450
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640
Oh, it was Liquor King.

451
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,640
Okay.

452
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640
Yeah, it was Liquor King.

453
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,640
Nice.

454
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,640
Okay.

455
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,640
I mean, they may have it other places, but I'm...

456
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,640
What does Eiffel mean?

457
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,640
It's got to be...

458
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,640
That's the Tower.

459
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,640
Yeah.

460
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640
It's in Paris, France.

461
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,640
It's a French scotch.

462
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,640
Made in Germany.

463
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,640
You know, we had a little run where we didn't have any new bourbons and now we have like

464
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640
a whole...

465
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,640
We have a shit ton of them.

466
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,640
Yeah, now we have a whole bunch of new ones we need to try.

467
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:03,640
So, Eiffel's a plateau region in West Germany between the River Moselle and the Belgian frontier.

468
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640
Look at you.

469
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,640
Look at you.

470
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640
Yeah, we have this one.

471
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640
We have two 1792 bottle and bonds.

472
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,640
Okay.

473
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,640
Now, what's the difference between one small batch, one...

474
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,640
No, both are bottle and bonds.

475
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640
Yeah.

476
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,640
So, it's a little bit different.

477
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640
It's a little bit different.

478
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640
It's a little bit different.

479
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,640
It's a little bit different.

480
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,640
It's a little bit different.

481
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640
It's a little bit different.

482
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,640
It's a little bit different.

483
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,640
It's a little bit different.

484
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,640
Yeah.

485
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,640
So, we have two different ones.

486
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,640
Now, both are bottle and bond and we wanted a total wine.

487
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640
One's the starter and the other one's a backup.

488
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,640
Yeah.

489
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,640
Oh, they're identical.

490
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,640
Yeah, they're identical.

491
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,640
Okay.

492
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,640
It's one of those where you walk in and, you know, our bourbon guy's a total wine.

493
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,640
He'll grab it.

494
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,640
He's like, this, and they said you need to grab that.

495
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,640
Oh, okay.

496
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,640
Oh, so, and you both together and you bought two bottles?

497
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,640
Yeah.

498
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,640
I got one, he got one.

499
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,640
Oh, well, was there a third bottle on the show?

500
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,640
They had a case of them.

501
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,640
Yeah.

502
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,640
Oh.

503
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,640
Lots of them.

504
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,640
Why weren't you there?

505
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,640
I'm pretty sure I just couldn't go.

506
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,640
I don't know where I was.

507
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,640
Where was I?

508
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,640
It was last Friday.

509
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,640
Oh.

510
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,640
You had a happy hour you had to attend.

511
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,640
Yes.

512
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,640
Yeah, you were bonding with your...

513
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,640
I was happy houring with my...

514
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,640
How did that go anyways?

515
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,640
Did you drink your monk and coke or monk and doctor?

516
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,640
Actually, I just had some Jack and Coke and we hung out at the 54th.

517
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,640
Did they drink monk and doctor?

518
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,640
No, they drank different things.

519
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,640
They drank different things, beers and whatever.

520
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,640
Pina coladas.

521
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,640
Tequila.

522
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640
Pina coladas, no.

523
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,640
I think one of them drank some sort of signature drink, fruity signature drink.

524
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,640
Was it an umbrella?

525
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640
Yeah, maybe.

526
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,640
And then one drinks wine.

527
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,640
That's all she drinks is wine.

528
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,640
So the signature drink, did it come in a fish bowl?

529
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,640
Yeah, it was like a big...

530
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,640
A goblet?

531
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,640
Yeah, it was a big goblet.

532
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,640
Was it like six straws?

533
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,640
No, just one.

534
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,640
Yeah.

535
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,640
Yeah, she did good.

536
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,640
Yeah, she didn't throw up or anything that I know of.

537
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,640
Anyway, we always have a great time.

538
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,640
It is a totally mellow, cool group of...

539
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:50,640
They are from India and I worked with them at my previous job, two jobs previous.

540
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:56,640
And it was funny, one time we were all supposed to go to a company function and none of us wanted to.

541
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640
And so we're like, tell you what, let's pregame at Raw.

542
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,640
Have you ever been to Raw?

543
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,640
That sushi place?

544
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,640
It's a sushi joint, right?

545
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,640
Yeah, East Legacy.

546
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:11,640
And we hung out there kind of, you know, now we got to go to the company function and we were doing sake bombs and laughing our asses off.

547
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,640
And we said, no, we're not going to the company function.

548
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,640
We're just hanging out, just the four of us.

549
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640
Right.

550
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,640
And so we've done that now like four or five times.

551
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:23,640
And we always say we're going to leave it, you know, okay, only from like, you know, five to seven.

552
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:29,640
And every single time we close down whatever place we're in and they kick us out or we bar hop to another place.

553
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,640
It's a lot of fun.

554
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,640
They're a lot of fun.

555
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,640
I like them a lot.

556
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,640
Anyway.

557
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,640
We should invite them to the podcast.

558
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,640
That would be interesting.

559
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,640
They are all liberal.

560
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,640
One of them doesn't say what she is.

561
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,640
I'm pretty sure she's conservative.

562
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,640
The other two are bleeding liberals.

563
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,640
So they were they born here or they born over in India?

564
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,640
I believe they were all born in India.

565
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,640
My question is, why would they be liberal?

566
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,640
I mean, I don't know.

567
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,640
What's the government in India?

568
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,640
It's the cast.

569
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,640
Well, they don't.

570
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,640
Modi is it Modi?

571
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:01,640
Modi is the prime minister and he apparently is kind of like Trump ish in India.

572
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,640
He's conservative and they can't stand him.

573
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,640
So really?

574
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,640
Yeah.

575
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,640
So it's interesting because I think he is along the lines of Trump.

576
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,640
But anyway, I don't know.

577
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,640
I'm not sure either.

578
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,640
Yeah.

579
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,640
Anyway, so very interesting.

580
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,640
Very interesting.

581
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,640
Adding every time I'm speaking about Trump, I did get my and you did too.

582
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,640
You're the truth.

583
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,640
Social.

584
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,640
I did.

585
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,640
Got it working today.

586
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,640
I did.

587
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,640
And I started kind of, you know, it's interesting.

588
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,640
It it has automatically signs people up to follow you.

589
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
Correct.

590
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,640
That's what I said.

591
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,640
I've got like 16 followers.

592
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,640
Gun.

593
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,640
Which one did I send you?

594
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640
Girls and guns.

595
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:44,640
Oh, that was one that actually that was one that actually followed me automatically somehow.

596
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,640
Oh, that gives it came up on my feet.

597
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,640
I was like, wow, look at that Twitter wasn't like that.

598
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,640
You had to go out and follow you.

599
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,640
People just didn't like jump on and follow you.

600
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,640
Which is brilliant, though, if you want to get connected.

601
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,640
Right.

602
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,640
Well, you get experience to do things.

603
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640
You know, I got experience.

604
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,640
Right.

605
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,640
Big boobs and guns.

606
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640
They don't.

607
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640
I mean, who wouldn't want to experience that?

608
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,640
It's unavailable right now.

609
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,640
What is the truth?

610
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,640
Yeah, yeah, true.

611
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640
Oh, that's so awkward.

612
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,640
What number were you?

613
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,640
I don't even get a number.

614
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,640
He was one million eight hundred and thirty two thousand.

615
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,640
I bet he's a lot more than that.

616
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640
Well, you didn't.

617
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,640
Because I was.

618
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,640
I was four hundred thousand.

619
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,640
You can't even download it.

620
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,640
No, I don't.

621
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,640
The app is unavailable.

622
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,640
I don't have an iPad.

623
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,640
It's only available on iPhones.

624
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,640
That's it.

625
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,640
Oh, and you don't have my.

626
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,640
Now you get it.

627
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,640
Yeah, yeah.

628
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,640
I was four hundred idiots that have an Android.

629
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,640
I was four hundred and thirty thousand and it sat there for two months.

630
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,640
Oh, yeah.

631
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:44,640
Long time months because I signed up in probably early February, maybe January when we did

632
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,640
that, because you did it right before me.

633
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,640
Right.

634
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,640
And then whenever you did that, I was right behind you.

635
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,640
But I was like three hundred thousand behind you.

636
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,640
Yeah.

637
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,640
So I'm interested to know how many how many subscribers they have now.

638
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640
I don't know.

639
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640
And how many people are you know.

640
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,640
And it's just like Twitter.

641
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640
Oh, it's just like it.

642
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640
It's just like it.

643
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,640
It's supposed to be they're supposed to add a little bit more than just Twitter.

644
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,640
It's going to be.

645
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,640
I haven't played with it too much.

646
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640
I haven't either.

647
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,640
It's supposed to be a combination of Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

648
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640
It's going to have everything.

649
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,640
It's just it's going to be similar to all of them.

650
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,640
I noticed that the you know how the videos don't play on my phone.

651
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,640
I don't know if I was doing something wrong, but I mean, usually you don't have to do anything.

652
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,640
Well, you usually have to.

653
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,640
I think you click out of it and it goes takes you to the website, I think.

654
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640
Oh, OK.

655
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,640
Yeah, I got to get my videos working in there.

656
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,640
It wasn't doing that at first.

657
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,640
So it takes you to rumble.

658
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,640
At least that one did right.

659
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,640
Yeah, there you go.

660
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,640
So DeSantis causes Lib meltdown with response to Roe versus Wade League.

661
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,640
Yeah, so that was a meltdown today.

662
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:54,640
I don't know if you guys scanned any of the headlines, but on both sides of the aisle, this place was the country was melting down over this Roe versus Wade deal.

663
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,640
So this picture.

664
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,640
Yeah, yeah.

665
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,640
Our producers being very creative.

666
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,640
He's a graphic designer.

667
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640
It is.

668
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,640
And what I read is, yes, it's authentic, but it's not final.

669
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,640
Yeah.

670
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,640
So, you know, I was speculating that I bet you they have whole teams.

671
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,640
Every single Supreme Court has a whole team of people.

672
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:21,640
And it wouldn't surprise me if when in the cases they have coming up, they instruct their team to go research both sides of it, research the merits of the appeal, research, research, research, right?

673
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:26,640
And put together put together material ready to go for whatever a decision might be.

674
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,640
Well, this was it doesn't mean they're going to decide that.

675
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,640
No, this is Sam Alito.

676
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,640
He did the decision.

677
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:36,640
And I'm thinking, OK, well, Sam Alito does it did it to each one of the justices right there.

678
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,640
Bet you they do.

679
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:49,640
And his I don't know for sure, but I bet it would not surprise me if every single the team of every single Supreme Court justice puts together potential papers.

680
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,640
That never see the light of day because they look at it and they go, no, I don't like that at all.

681
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,640
I don't agree with those arguments like they're given material.

682
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,640
Now the cat's out of the bag and well, that's why.

683
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,640
Well, well, but that's that's what I understand.

684
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:09,640
What when you say what they leak, you know how there's usually one justice who writes the decision.

685
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,640
Does here's a decision on this case.

686
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,640
And then there's a dissenting opinion.

687
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:19,640
There's a dissenting opinion that, you know, if it's if usually why they disagree with the majority opinion.

688
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,640
So walk me through this.

689
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:28,640
So the leak happened because you're like, well, because we're like you're like, well, both sides are kind of it's never happened before.

690
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,640
How is it on the left side is getting there.

691
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,640
They're fucked up because they know they're losing.

692
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,640
And the only way they can get ahead is by leaking it.

693
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,640
Is that what you so OK.

694
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,640
So you well, just to talk about Roe versus Wade, right.

695
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,640
That made abortion federally legal.

696
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,640
That superseded states rights.

697
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,640
Correct.

698
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,640
OK, so this is overturning that right.

699
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,640
I think we all understand that right.

700
00:22:53,640 --> 00:23:00,640
It's overturning that and it would in theory push it push those those decisions back down to the decision.

701
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,640
Thank you. Those decisions back down to the states.

702
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,640
So the left is completely freaking out because they were like, I told you so.

703
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,640
That's what the Supreme Court was going to do.

704
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,640
And that's why we now we should pack the court.

705
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,640
And this Supreme Court is illegitimate.

706
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,640
And I mean, they like are going crazy over the legitimacy of the Supreme Court because they want the.

707
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:21,640
Government, not the state level to get what the government, the federal government to run.

708
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:30,640
They want they want to basically what I'm hearing is they want to do a constitutional amendment to make this a constitutional right for women to have an abortion.

709
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,640
Because it's not.

710
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,640
And basically, I think what the I didn't read his argument, Alito's.

711
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:40,640
And basically what I was getting out of it is the Constitution doesn't this is not a guaranteed right.

712
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,640
No.

713
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:47,640
And this this rovers is Wade was trying to kind of sidestep to make it a right to do this.

714
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,640
And it's not a constitutional right.

715
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,640
What?

716
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,640
Interesting. It's not even a right to abortion.

717
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,640
It's a right to privacy.

718
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,640
That's what they keep saying.

719
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,640
It's a Ninth Amendment.

720
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,640
The Ninth Amendment has something to do with the right to privacy.

721
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,640
It was fourteenth.

722
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,640
Is it fourteenth?

723
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,640
I thought it was the fourteenth amendment.

724
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,640
OK, well, they said something about the Ninth Amendment and specific rights.

725
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,440
the United States, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

726
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:12,440
especially protected by the Bill of Rights.

727
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:15,040
All right, go to the 14th, then.

728
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,380
All persons born or naturalized in the United States

729
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,780
subject to the jurisdiction there is of the citizen.

730
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,280
All right, maybe we'll go through it.

731
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:23,480
Maybe it's not 14th.

732
00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:25,120
I can't remember which amendment it was, but anyway,

733
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,520
so it had to do with the right to privacy,

734
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,520
and then that, and I didn't really understand

735
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:35,960
how that correlates to like, you know, abortion, right?

736
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,740
More like the my body, my choice.

737
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,700
I don't have to tell you what I do with my body.

738
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,540
I have the right to privacy.

739
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,140
I can do whatever I want with my body, right?

740
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,080
Which, of course, apparently doesn't apply to vaccines.

741
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:49,440
Well, hold on. The Fourth Amendment.

742
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,040
Is it the Fourth Amendment?

743
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,780
The right of the people to be secure in their persons,

744
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,780
house papers?

745
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,380
No.

746
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,460
I heard the 14th earlier today, and it's related somehow.

747
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,460
Yeah.

748
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,360
Oh, the 10th.

749
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,860
The right to privacy.

750
00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:07,360
The right to privacy within the Constitution that,

751
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,360
and that the ban on contraceptives for married couples

752
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:13,060
violated that law, or that right.

753
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,300
10th?

754
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,500
Yeah, the 10th.

755
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,700
In Griswold versus Connecticut in 65.

756
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,900
From vacation?

757
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,280
Found that there was a right to privacy

758
00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,380
within the Constitution that...

759
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,580
Cliff, what's his name?

760
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,640
Yeah, it's Cliff Clavin.

761
00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:28,720
Clark.

762
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,120
Clark Griswold, that's right.

763
00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:31,080
Clark Griswold.

764
00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:31,980
Oh, Clark.

765
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,020
Clark Griswold.

766
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,520
Yeah, that's a Wally world.

767
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,520
Yeah, that's a Wally world.

768
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,760
Yeah, that's a Wally world.

769
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,960
Wally world versus Clark Griswold.

770
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,960
With Christie Brinkley as the...

771
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:46,300
So the Democrats are trying to push to get the abortion set

772
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,940
so that the government, federal,

773
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,940
can control it at a federal level,

774
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,480
and to grant women the right

775
00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:53,300
so that they can have an abortion.

776
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,500
Correct.

777
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,340
Now, currently the way the law sets...

778
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,780
Nothing's changed.

779
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,480
But there are conditions in which a woman...

780
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:02,580
Nothing's changed yet.

781
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,780
...can have an abortion, right?

782
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:06,920
Yeah, well, I mean, but in like all 50 states.

783
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,120
Sure.

784
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,820
Well, that's starting to change now, too.

785
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,060
Well, see, that's the problem.

786
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,260
Right now, it's kind of ambiguous, all right?

787
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,000
The federal think they have some, you know,

788
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,860
parts of the federal government think they have the right

789
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,340
to control it, depending on what side of the aisle.

790
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,100
And then there's some states are trying to push their own laws,

791
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,080
and it's conflicting, and so...

792
00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,680
Well, Texas just passed something,

793
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,680
I think either Alabama or Georgia did as well.

794
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:31,280
Correct.

795
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,320
I think Texas, again, I don't know exactly,

796
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:38,320
but they outlawed up to a certain...

797
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:40,420
They said if you're 12 weeks.

798
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,360
And they said after six weeks.

799
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:44,120
Was it six weeks? I can't remember.

800
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,460
It's like a heartbeat law.

801
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,460
Yeah, after six weeks, no abortion.

802
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,560
So they're putting limits on it.

803
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,500
Yeah, but there are other extenuating circumstances

804
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,940
that may overrule some of that, such as being raped, you know?

805
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,900
Yeah, I would imagine they have some sort of clause in there,

806
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,280
but I don't know the details of Texas law.

807
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:05,040
Something that you can automatically detect

808
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:06,680
where there's some sort of retardation,

809
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:08,780
or I don't know what they call it in a baby.

810
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,320
They detect certain things that could be pre-cancerous

811
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,220
or something like that, that you're able to...

812
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,520
Yeah, I don't know.

813
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:18,360
I mean, that always comes up in the argument about,

814
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:20,100
you know, should you make it legal or not?

815
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,500
Should you make it...

816
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,560
And then you have these things where you have folks

817
00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:26,400
that are retarded, or what do they call that?

818
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,300
Yeah, I don't think they use that word anymore.

819
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,600
Yeah, what's the word? Down syndrome.

820
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,940
Yeah, well, that would just be special needs or...

821
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,380
Whatever, so they have these kids that they could detect that

822
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,940
while they're in the womb at a month old or two months old

823
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,740
or something like that, and then at that point,

824
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,820
you have an option, do you want to, you know,

825
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,580
spend the rest of your life tart sitting,

826
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,120
or do you want to like, you know...

827
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,620
Wow.

828
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,760
So, Mr. Producer, look up California.

829
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,420
Well, look, man, if you have a choice...

830
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,420
Look up California.

831
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,620
If you have a choice...

832
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,460
AB2223.

833
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:00,860
But, I mean, if you have a choice...

834
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400
Really?

835
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,400
Well, I have a nephew who's down.

836
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,400
There you go.

837
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,500
That doesn't matter.

838
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,700
So I would not abort them, no.

839
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,580
But if you have a choice at a month,

840
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,820
and you're just kind of like, well, you know what,

841
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,680
there's no harm, no foul.

842
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,680
Well, there is harm, there is foul.

843
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,180
You just ended a life.

844
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,720
I have no real argument, but...

845
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:27,220
So, that is...

846
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,320
That's the problem with this whole abortion thing.

847
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:32,200
It's like, you know, there's so much gray area,

848
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,300
there's so much...

849
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,860
Well, this goes beyond abortion.

850
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,860
Just scroll up and look at the headline.

851
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:43,080
Yeah, I'm more interested in the debate on the...

852
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,080
Oh, wow.

853
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,100
So they've passed something

854
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,500
that you could kill newborns now.

855
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,340
Yeah, see, that's just wonderful.

856
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,640
So you can give birth and go,

857
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:51,120
yeah, I changed my mind, I want it.

858
00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:52,120
Yeah.

859
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,520
Within what, an hour?

860
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,720
I don't know.

861
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:55,720
My friend sent me this today.

862
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,320
Oh, that can't be right.

863
00:28:57,420 --> 00:29:01,220
Oh, they have full-term abortion.

864
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,920
Yeah.

865
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,220
As soon as it comes out.

866
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,500
Yeah.

867
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,800
That's the real thing.

868
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:08,800
It's crazy.

869
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:09,800
It's just absolutely crazy.

870
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,340
It's infant side.

871
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,600
Look, I'll play devil's advocate on this whole thing.

872
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,600
I don't really believe that the kids should be aborted.

873
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,380
Scroll down a little bit.

874
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,980
That is the argument on a lot of these people that...

875
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,080
I get it.

876
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,380
California Welfare and Institutions Code,

877
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,460
perinatal means that period from the establishment of pregnancy

878
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,280
to one month following delivery.

879
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:33,060
Oh, my God.

880
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,260
One month after delivery?

881
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,760
That is...

882
00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:38,960
Oh, my gosh.

883
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:40,460
That can't be right.

884
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,460
Are you serious?

885
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,360
Well, it says right there.

886
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,560
It sure does.

887
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,860
They say that they define perinatal

888
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,800
because the bill says...

889
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:49,940
Wow.

890
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,400
You can abort up to perinatal,

891
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,380
which is, according to the California Welfare,

892
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,080
is a month after delivery.

893
00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:58,280
That would be the thing right after.

894
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,980
It would invoke whenever a living, breathing human baby

895
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,880
up to one month of age is killed.

896
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:05,320
Golly.

897
00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:06,120
That's fucked up.

898
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,960
That is completely fucked up.

899
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:12,060
The issue there is that what is the definition of a perinatal?

900
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,400
And that is where...

901
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,500
That's where it gets me.

902
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,500
Well, this is the California Code,

903
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,940
and this is the California definition.

904
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,300
No, because it says right there,

905
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:23,740
but AB 2223 does not give a definition of the word perinatal.

906
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,240
Yeah, but the California Welfare and Institutions Code,

907
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,340
Section 1-4 describes perinatal.

908
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,680
Those are two different things using the word perinatal.

909
00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,520
One defines it, one doesn't.

910
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:35,320
Correct.

911
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,320
Both in California.

912
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,180
So it's fake.

913
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,180
I don't know.

914
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,280
I think we should change subject

915
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,120
because this is pretty disgusting.

916
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:47,300
It is a very, very horrible subject.

917
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,260
And it's gonna...

918
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,960
Here's what's interesting to me.

919
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:55,340
I don't understand why it divides the country

920
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,300
along political lines.

921
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,900
That makes no sense to me.

922
00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,600
You're right.

923
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,440
It doesn't.

924
00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:02,680
Everything is these days.

925
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,740
Everything does these days.

926
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,980
But why?

927
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,020
That has nothing to do with the role...

928
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,320
Well, it kind of does have to do with the role of government,

929
00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:12,680
but it has nothing to do with all the other things,

930
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:14,620
like socialism and this and that.

931
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,720
It has nothing to do with that.

932
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Somehow it is right along the lines

933
00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:18,920
of Republican and Democrat.

934
00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:19,920
Well, look at Biden.

935
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,860
He says he's a practicing Catholic.

936
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,860
Yeah, devout Catholic.

937
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,600
Devout Catholic.

938
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:24,600
You cannot.

939
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:25,400
You cannot.

940
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,600
No way.

941
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,640
You cannot be a Catholic and be for abortion.

942
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,600
Pelosi is too.

943
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,240
Yeah.

944
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:35,680
Because the political outweighs their religious...

945
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,280
That's right.

946
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,940
...is what's going on.

947
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,180
That's right.

948
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:43,880
Because the people they represent are not Christians,

949
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:44,680
for the most part.

950
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,720
Right.

951
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,820
And they'll lose their votes if they're vocal

952
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,360
about supporting abortion.

953
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,120
Right.

954
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,360
Or supporting pro-life.

955
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,520
I think that's why you're seeing it going down party lines,

956
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,120
is I'm not saying all Democrats are not Christians.

957
00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:57,800
I mean, there's a ton of Christian Democrats.

958
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:58,800
I know, but...

959
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,060
A ton of Catholic Democrats.

960
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,660
Where are they on this issue?

961
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,600
It'd be interesting to talk to one of them.

962
00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:06,600
If you're a Christian Democrat, what's your take on this?

963
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,700
Right.

964
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,300
Does your religious belief or your political belief,

965
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,740
which one holds more weight with you?

966
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840
And guess what?

967
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,080
There are a ton of atheist Republicans,

968
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,780
and then there are a ton of atheist, you know,

969
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,620
non-Catholic but Christian that would be okay

970
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,060
with abortion Republicans as well.

971
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:25,860
You would think.

972
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:26,860
Right.

973
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,360
You would think, is what I'm saying.

974
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:30,760
I just don't understand how these issues are so...

975
00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:35,900
I watched a guy talk about how he can convince any atheist

976
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,900
that he's not an atheist.

977
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,780
Oh, he can talk him out of it.

978
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,780
Yeah.

979
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,780
You know, the argument is pretty sound.

980
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,080
He basically says...

981
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:51,080
The argument that...

982
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,980
Hey, look, he draws a circle.

983
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:59,120
He says, all right, in this circle is all knowledge.

984
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,300
All knowledge of everything.

985
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,300
Right.

986
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:08,540
And he says, currently, in 2022, May 3rd,

987
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:11,840
all the knowledge that's out there on the planet,

988
00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:15,880
how much do you know if you were to make a little pie chart?

989
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:16,780
Make a little pie chart.

990
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,640
It would be a cube.

991
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:19,640
Yeah.

992
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:20,340
So, it essentially...

993
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,180
A little tick.

994
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,180
So, and then you're kind of like,

995
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,620
all right, well, if that's how much you know,

996
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,080
then you don't know that much.

997
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:29,620
So, if you don't know that much,

998
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,760
then there's a chance that God does exist.

999
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:34,760
Right.

1000
00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:36,200
How could you say that he doesn't exist

1001
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,600
when you don't know?

1002
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,860
You know what I think, though?

1003
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,340
I think atheists, some of them might think

1004
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,300
maybe there was some sort of supreme being

1005
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,440
that created the universe,

1006
00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:48,440
but I think their point is they don't care.

1007
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:51,040
Like, they're not going to live their life on Earth

1008
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:54,820
giving any recognition or live their life

1009
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,380
in any sort of religious way to show...

1010
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,020
Isn't that agnostic more than the atheist?

1011
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:00,820
Well, hold on.

1012
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,660
That is agnostic.

1013
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,760
But I don't think...

1014
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,760
That's what I...

1015
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,600
So, you're thinking of God as some sort of being out there.

1016
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,900
Yeah, just kind of insignificant to their lives.

1017
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000
I don't think atheists feel that God is a being.

1018
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:14,700
I think that...

1019
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,600
No, they don't.

1020
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:16,100
They don't.

1021
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,000
You're right.

1022
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:19,980
I think that they feel that there's a spirit

1023
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,780
or an ether or some unknown thing,

1024
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,520
but I don't think it's a being or...

1025
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:26,280
Right.

1026
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:29,720
Which is fine, but I think my point is in practice,

1027
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,720
in practice of the way they live their life,

1028
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:38,720
they have no interest in showing worship or acknowledgement.

1029
00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:39,960
That doesn't mean they're not immoral.

1030
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:40,960
They don't have ethics and morals.

1031
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:41,760
It does not mean that.

1032
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:43,000
It does not mean that.

1033
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,060
I know atheists that are...

1034
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,660
Until shit hits the fan one day.

1035
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,600
Not bad people.

1036
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:49,740
And they have a horrible day and someone dies

1037
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,740
or someone gets cancer or they're on their deathbed.

1038
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,540
Then all of a sudden...

1039
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,440
And then suddenly they're like, hey...

1040
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:58,040
They're like, I've never prayed before.

1041
00:34:58,140 --> 00:34:59,920
Yeah, I'm thinking about it now.

1042
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,420
I am reaching out to just about everybody at this point,

1043
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,280
just knocking on every door that's going to listen.

1044
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:06,560
Yeah, a god or gods.

1045
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:06,960
Yeah.

1046
00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:08,120
Right.

1047
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,960
Or gods.

1048
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,900
Raj, you know, all of them.

1049
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,560
Valhalla.

1050
00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,660
Because I'm watching The Last Kingdom right now.

1051
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,160
What is it?

1052
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:16,760
On Netflix.

1053
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:18,160
Is it good, Saban?

1054
00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:18,660
What is it?

1055
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,560
Oh, it's great.

1056
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:22,940
What is the Indiana Jones?

1057
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,900
Oh, Cali Ma.

1058
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,900
Yeah, Cali Ma.

1059
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Cali Ma.

1060
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:27,300
I just posted that one.

1061
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,180
It's one of the subjects, Cali Ma.

1062
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:30,080
Cali Ma.

1063
00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:32,080
Dr. Jones.

1064
00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:33,480
Dr. Jones.

1065
00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,080
He was in the news recently, the little kid.

1066
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:36,680
He apparently...

1067
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:37,380
He's not little anymore.

1068
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,280
Well, I know.

1069
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,080
He took...

1070
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,020
Well, actually, he may be little, but he's not...

1071
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,620
He apparently took like 20 years off from Hollywood,

1072
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,420
and he's now back.

1073
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,460
And I was like, I guess I didn't notice that he was gone,

1074
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,600
but that's a good point.

1075
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:53,460
Is he working in Disneyland on the Indiana Jones ride?

1076
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,540
I don't know.

1077
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,600
It's a small world.

1078
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,240
He's in one of those costumes.

1079
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:02,380
But he apparently...

1080
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,380
He was in a number of movies back then.

1081
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,080
It wasn't just...

1082
00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,040
It was in Goonies.

1083
00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:06,840
Okay, Goonies too?

1084
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:07,880
He was in Goonies, I believe.

1085
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:08,520
Are you kidding me?

1086
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,180
That was him?

1087
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:09,980
Same guy, isn't it?

1088
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,720
Same kid?

1089
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:11,280
Same kid?

1090
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:11,920
No.

1091
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:12,420
I don't know.

1092
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:12,960
Are you sure?

1093
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:14,060
Maybe we need to look him up.

1094
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,720
He's the kid on Temple of Doom.

1095
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,120
Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom kid.

1096
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:18,720
I don't know.

1097
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,720
It was about the same time, wasn't it?

1098
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,660
And I think he was in some other high profile movies

1099
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,520
that you guys probably are not thinking about.

1100
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:24,160
And so I think...

1101
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,760
Is he Long Duck Dong?

1102
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,300
No, no he's not.

1103
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,140
No.

1104
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,140
And what movie is that?

1105
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:29,840
That's...

1106
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:30,940
16 Candles.

1107
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,380
Oh, yes.

1108
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,300
Molly Wingwald.

1109
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,640
Oh my God.

1110
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:37,280
It is the dude from Goonies.

1111
00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:38,040
Yeah, I see.

1112
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:39,040
Yes.

1113
00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:41,480
Anyway, so this kid apparently had...

1114
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:45,620
They were thinking he was going to take off his career.

1115
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:46,280
Yeah, short-round.

1116
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:48,220
It's the Kei Hei Kwan.

1117
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,520
Short-round.

1118
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,820
Okay, yes it is.

1119
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,520
All right, so what's happened since?

1120
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,460
He's apparently re-emerged is what I read.

1121
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,900
Oh yeah, from 92 basically to 2002.

1122
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Actually, 2021.

1123
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,740
Oh, but he had a lot of...

1124
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,400
He was in Sidney Lauper.

1125
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,780
Oh, those are music videos, but of course.

1126
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,240
But the Goonies was a big deal,

1127
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,980
so he probably just ran out of money.

1128
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,180
Indiana Jones, the Goonies.

1129
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,980
No, he was on Nothing is Easy, a TV series.

1130
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,980
Never heard of it.

1131
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,080
I haven't either, but...

1132
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,080
That was some of the 80s.

1133
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:21,260
And then he vanished.

1134
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:21,960
When?

1135
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,020
He vanished in 92.

1136
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,260
Well, he only vanished...

1137
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,260
He was in...

1138
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,860
Okay, so Tales from the Crypt.

1139
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,160
He was on one of those episodes.

1140
00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:31,460
He was Josh.

1141
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,260
Josh.

1142
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,060
He was the Undertaker in the parlor.

1143
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,460
Josh is Jonathan Kwan.

1144
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,000
Jonathan Kwan.

1145
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,800
Then 92 was on the Encino Man.

1146
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:40,900
Then Red Pirate.

1147
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,940
That was really it.

1148
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:46,480
92 to 2021 is kind of what they're saying.

1149
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:47,980
But he's been chipping away.

1150
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:48,840
I know, I know.

1151
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:49,840
Not really.

1152
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:50,980
I mean, there's two little roles there.

1153
00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:53,420
Take a hiatus, then there's a hiatus.

1154
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,060
To me, it looks like they were like,

1155
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,360
yeah, we don't want you.

1156
00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,960
That's not the way they were saying it.

1157
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,360
He walked away from Hollywood for some reason

1158
00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,100
as a teenager or something.

1159
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,300
I don't know what he was.

1160
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,100
Well, you know what?

1161
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,000
Good for him.

1162
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,100
I don't know the reason why.

1163
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,100
The boy needs to...

1164
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,200
I think it did him good.

1165
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,240
Look, he made a lot of money with the Goonies.

1166
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,700
He probably played for his education.

1167
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,440
Hopefully, he did get an education.

1168
00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:20,020
He probably secured a nice, healthy dream home

1169
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:22,980
and was able to take care of his parents.

1170
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,280
I don't think he made that much money.

1171
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,280
I don't think so either.

1172
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,280
I hope he's though.

1173
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:28,320
Not like Boris Becker.

1174
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:30,160
Early to mid-80s, some kid actor.

1175
00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:32,320
He probably got 20 grand for the movie.

1176
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,400
Did you hear about Boris Becker?

1177
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,000
Did he lose all his money?

1178
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:39,640
He made $50 million over the course of his career,

1179
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:45,680
and he just got sentenced to jail for stealing.

1180
00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:47,040
Yeah, he totally bankrupt.

1181
00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:48,180
Is this the tennis player?

1182
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:48,980
Yeah.

1183
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:50,180
Yeah, Boris Becker.

1184
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,180
He was like the greatest tennis player for Germany.

1185
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,420
It was late 80s.

1186
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,180
Yeah, late 80s, early 90s.

1187
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,920
He's won the Wimbledon like five times.

1188
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:00,820
I mean, the guy is incredible.

1189
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,520
Yeah, Cincinnati has a...

1190
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:03,820
Or they did, I guess it's still there.

1191
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,220
They had a big tennis tournament

1192
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,900
where all the pros would come in.

1193
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,360
And I remember he was at a bar that we went to,

1194
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:15,700
and he was an ass.

1195
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,600
Boris Becker?

1196
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,600
Yeah, he was an ass.

1197
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,080
I mean, it doesn't surprise me.

1198
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,180
It doesn't surprise me, right?

1199
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280
So he...

1200
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,840
Here we go, he was sentenced to two and a half years

1201
00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:25,820
in prison on charges of hiding assets

1202
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,580
related to his 2017 bankruptcy.

1203
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,720
And that was this month.

1204
00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:30,720
No, last month.

1205
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:32,480
Yeah, but that's not stealing.

1206
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:34,060
Well, okay, well, sorry, not stealing.

1207
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,060
It was...

1208
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,300
It's fraud of some sort, I'm sure.

1209
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,960
Yeah, hiding, hiding.

1210
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:40,960
Crazy.

1211
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,600
He made $50 million

1212
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:44,900
over the course of his career, all gone.

1213
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:45,900
Poof.

1214
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,100
Yeah, you hear about that happening

1215
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,300
with a lot of the basketball players do that.

1216
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,640
It seems to happen more often than not.

1217
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:52,640
Yeah.

1218
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,880
And then when people win big,

1219
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,840
like massive lotteries,

1220
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,680
they have to declare bankruptcy,

1221
00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:01,280
and then they have to go to, like, counseling

1222
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,360
to figure out how to get their money back in order.

1223
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,360
Right.

1224
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:05,360
You know what I mean?

1225
00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:06,380
Man, that would never happen to me.

1226
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,320
It wouldn't?

1227
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,360
No.

1228
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,060
What if you started buying mega yachts

1229
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,160
and a private jet?

1230
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,760
I don't have that fear.

1231
00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:14,760
Pornos.

1232
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:16,600
What if you started making pornos

1233
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,600
and that flopped?

1234
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:18,600
Make your own.

1235
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,000
Oh, so the red light district?

1236
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,900
I'd make the Irish Airlines.

1237
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,480
What about the green light district?

1238
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:25,480
Come on in here and sit on me, Poppy.

1239
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:27,580
This got weird in a hurry.

1240
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,480
I'm sorry.

1241
00:40:28,580 --> 00:40:29,680
Sit on me, Shamrock.

1242
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:31,340
This looks like you've been thinking about this.

1243
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,020
So you're saying if you won a $20 million lottery,

1244
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,080
you would...

1245
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,380
You'd start a porn company.

1246
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,380
A porn airline.

1247
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,580
A porn airline.

1248
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,360
Really, you think that would be a big draw?

1249
00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:43,460
Yeah.

1250
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,960
You'd probably be surprised.

1251
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:45,960
Yeah.

1252
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,600
You'd probably be like Jeffrey Epstein's plane.

1253
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,360
Ooh, easy, easy now.

1254
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,360
Wouldn't it?

1255
00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,200
I don't know.

1256
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,340
Not in my plane.

1257
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,400
So when you're in an airplane...

1258
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,700
My plane's going to be a vage.

1259
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,480
So if you land in the US, everyone's closed.

1260
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,680
Only the best.

1261
00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:01,980
But as soon as you're up in the air out of American airspace...

1262
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,440
Oh, you're in international airspace.

1263
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:04,440
... debauchery.

1264
00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:05,780
My bitches better be wearing some jimmies.

1265
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,180
It's just like when a cruise ship leaves international waters

1266
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,480
or goes into international waters.

1267
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,480
It's anything.

1268
00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:13,380
They open the casino and all this crazy shit happens.

1269
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,720
Yeah, the poles come out.

1270
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,760
And then the flight attendants get stripped down.

1271
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:20,360
The larp goes up, errr, errr, errr.

1272
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,900
And all these poles start rising up out of the floor.

1273
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,900
Very nice.

1274
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,160
All the chairs turn into, like, benches.

1275
00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:26,300
In every room.

1276
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,840
Good lord.

1277
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:30,100
See, that's how you go broke.

1278
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:36,080
Now, did you hear that Gates, Bill Gates, he said,

1279
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:40,420
because he met with Epstein multiple times, remember?

1280
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,380
And he's been implicated as being shady, right?

1281
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:44,720
And he was like, it was a huge mistake.

1282
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:45,820
Yeah, it was a mistake.

1283
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,980
That's what he said.

1284
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,260
It was a huge mistake because you got caught.

1285
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,560
It was a huge mistake.

1286
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,960
And it doesn't matter.

1287
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:52,160
He's dead.

1288
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,020
Know what he said?

1289
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,160
No, he did not say that.

1290
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:55,460
Yeah, he did.

1291
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Oh, that's not the quote.

1292
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,600
The quote I saw was, it was just a huge mistake.

1293
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,140
I made a massive huge mistake.

1294
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,040
I heard him say it.

1295
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,340
But he's dead now, so it doesn't matter.

1296
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,500
Yeah.

1297
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,440
Which means my people took care of him.

1298
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:07,580
Yeah, he got whacked.

1299
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,580
And it doesn't matter.

1300
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,380
Yeah.

1301
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,940
But he's dead now.

1302
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,320
He was totally whacked, dude.

1303
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:13,320
Yeah.

1304
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,820
Well, Epstein's brother is whacked now?

1305
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,780
There was some other dude that was whacked that was related

1306
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,180
to the whole Epstein thing.

1307
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,160
Didn't they discipline the guards for leaving their post?

1308
00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:23,960
Something happened?

1309
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:24,720
They fell asleep.

1310
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:26,660
Well, no, I think they left.

1311
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,100
And then they got disciplined for that.

1312
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,360
But that was it.

1313
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:31,960
Nobody like, oh, I don't know.

1314
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:34,060
Shame on you for taking a poop.

1315
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,600
I don't know.

1316
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:36,640
Unbelievable.

1317
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,680
He so got whacked.

1318
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,900
And somebody made a lot of money on that deal.

1319
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,080
Those guards or whoever.

1320
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:42,940
I don't know.

1321
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,180
Well, you never know.

1322
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,540
And just, you know what?

1323
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,440
That's just the thing.

1324
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:47,440
They don't ever know.

1325
00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:48,320
They don't ever know.

1326
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,020
Nobody wants to know.

1327
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:49,720
That's the thing.

1328
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,780
Well, actually, that's not true.

1329
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,080
People do want to know.

1330
00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:55,160
But it's not the Department of Justice.

1331
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:58,320
Well, there's all kinds of shit out there that is going on.

1332
00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:01,560
I mean, just the fact that Hillary Clinton's

1333
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:07,100
fucking walking around after bleaching her computer.

1334
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,840
You know, it's just.

1335
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,540
I mean, the way this thing works is, right?

1336
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,740
No one is held accountable.

1337
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,940
Right.

1338
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,940
The way this thing works is, if the Department of Justice

1339
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,020
even looked into it, let's just pretend like they did, right?

1340
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,020
They're looking into some billionaire.

1341
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,760
And the billionaire says, are you sure you want to do that?

1342
00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:29,520
Because I was with Hunter Biden when I did this.

1343
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:33,000
And Joe knew all about it.

1344
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:36,200
And how's that going to come down on your career, Mr.

1345
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,460
Hunter Biden's business partner?

1346
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,460
Mr. Department of Justice, blah, blah, blah?

1347
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,460
Right.

1348
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,500
I mean, that's the way it works.

1349
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,800
I frequented the White House like 19 times.

1350
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,340
Oh, yeah.

1351
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,180
I saw that, yeah.

1352
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:45,680
And.

1353
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,780
That's going nowhere.

1354
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,640
Yeah, of course, it's not going to go anywhere.

1355
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:51,240
But he's still frequented, though, the White House.

1356
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,680
Not even with Hunter.

1357
00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:53,380
Right.

1358
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,520
To meet Joe.

1359
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:55,320
Right.

1360
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:56,680
It's not going to go anywhere because.

1361
00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:59,660
Well, they're saying if the Republicans win the Senate

1362
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,860
and the House, which is like looking like totally going

1363
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,820
to happen, yeah, they've already lined up.

1364
00:44:05,820 --> 00:44:07,520
They have a list of the investigations

1365
00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:08,800
that they're going to do.

1366
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,160
It's going to get ugly.

1367
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:11,600
Yeah, but it won't matter.

1368
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:14,600
I mean, just as ugly as what the Democrats have been doing.

1369
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:15,500
There's going to be.

1370
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,040
Well, yeah, but this is what seems.

1371
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:18,240
Unless Trump wins.

1372
00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:19,140
We're not so sure.

1373
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,480
Are we so sure that Trump's going to run?

1374
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:22,280
I don't know.

1375
00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:24,380
Well, it doesn't matter.

1376
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,180
I'm not so sure on that one.

1377
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:26,920
No.

1378
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:28,680
Who are you going to get to run?

1379
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:31,120
I don't think DeSantis is going to run either.

1380
00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:34,720
I think Trump is kind of a shoe in.

1381
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,820
I mean, who the hell is going to take his spot?

1382
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,620
If he decides.

1383
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:38,820
Everyone is counting on it.

1384
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,720
You know, they've got all these little stories.

1385
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:42,420
Like there was something that populated on.

1386
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,920
I think Mitt Romney should run.

1387
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:47,260
Either Mitt Romney or who's.

1388
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,860
There's these fake stories that popped out.

1389
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,740
The daughter of the guy that.

1390
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,400
McCain.

1391
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,400
McCain.

1392
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,740
So there was two fake stories that are upsetting.

1393
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,000
Because of all the fires at these food processing places,

1394
00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:02,340
they were saying that the secretary of agriculture,

1395
00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:06,620
Timothy Mcweave, Miss Weave, which witch, whatever.

1396
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,620
Vilsack, I think.

1397
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,480
Yeah, Balsack.

1398
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,720
There you go.

1399
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:13,820
He was arrested by the military police.

1400
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,760
Was that a proven story?

1401
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:15,920
You found that on TikTok.

1402
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:16,720
It was not.

1403
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:17,760
It was not proven.

1404
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:18,760
I looked everywhere.

1405
00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:19,860
We couldn't find shit about it.

1406
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,560
So it's still under-proven.

1407
00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:22,660
It's a fake story.

1408
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,060
It is fake.

1409
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,840
We have the Ministry of Truth now.

1410
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,800
Yeah, we can look up on the Ministry of Truth.

1411
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:29,900
Yes.

1412
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,340
Well, in addition to that, there's

1413
00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:34,980
the another one that just came out, which is a big bombshell,

1414
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:39,920
is that Putin had a telephone call with Donald Trump

1415
00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:43,420
and how he was talking about how he was,

1416
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,160
some of the reasons why he was invading Ukraine

1417
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:50,520
was to free these kids.

1418
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:56,300
He freed 35,000 kids that were enslaved as select slaves

1419
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,500
over 30 locations throughout the Ukraine.

1420
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,940
And he was killed just as many people.

1421
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,200
I was going to say, he's probably killed way more

1422
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,000
than that.

1423
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,300
Including kids.

1424
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,840
But still, my point is that these stories keep coming out.

1425
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:10,640
Right.

1426
00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:11,640
And you know, it's-

1427
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,440
What do you believe?

1428
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:16,720
Well, look, we're talking about, we have the czar,

1429
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:21,760
the media czar that's supposedly being created by Biden

1430
00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:25,920
that wants to start controlling the false narrative.

1431
00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,960
Not necessarily false narrative, but misinformation.

1432
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:29,160
Yeah, the Ministry of Truth.

1433
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,360
And you know what?

1434
00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,760
Basically, the opinion that's different than mine.

1435
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:35,500
Part of this, I'm for.

1436
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,100
Because, you know, listen, hear me out.

1437
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:42,180
The fact that those stories came out

1438
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,320
about the Secretary of Agriculture, you know?

1439
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:47,620
And then the Putin thing.

1440
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,980
And look, it's not like I want the misinformation czar

1441
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,980
to come in here and start bitch-slapping.

1442
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,120
I want, if that's there, I don't want them deleting it.

1443
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,060
I want them to go after the people that are producing

1444
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,000
the misinformation.

1445
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:02,860
Yeah, but that's not what's going to happen.

1446
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,800
OK, but I'm telling you-

1447
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:10,040
I love the idealistic, yeah, the idea behind it is great.

1448
00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:13,300
But it's never going to be anything but corrupt.

1449
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,300
Well, especially this lady.

1450
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,540
She's a fricking nut job.

1451
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,740
She's already a psycho.

1452
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,220
She's super woke piece of shit.

1453
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:24,520
Supercalifagilistic, explialidocious, Biden and Trump

1454
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:25,720
are fighting in the overwaters.

1455
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:26,680
Yeah, she's singing.

1456
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,880
She's singing or something?

1457
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:29,960
Oh, she's got several songs out there.

1458
00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:30,960
Yeah, what?

1459
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,160
Really?

1460
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,660
How can you take anybody seriously like that?

1461
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,160
Well, she actually sings really good.

1462
00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:37,000
Well, she should be on Broadway.

1463
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,300
She shouldn't be doing this shit.

1464
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,200
And this whole Mallorca is trying to pump her up.

1465
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:46,100
Well, she's the authority in misinformation.

1466
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,200
Oh, my god.

1467
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,440
Like, how do you become an authority in that,

1468
00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:49,240
for one thing?

1469
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,040
No, you don't.

1470
00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:54,840
It was the guy, Jim Gaffigan?

1471
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:55,980
Not Jim Gaffigan.

1472
00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:57,880
You son of a bitch.

1473
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:58,680
Jim Jordan.

1474
00:47:58,780 --> 00:47:59,620
Jim Jordan.

1475
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,880
I think I should share this with you.

1476
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:02,780
He was like talking in court.

1477
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,320
And he was like talking about this lady.

1478
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:09,100
He was like, isn't this the lady that said that Russia, Russia,

1479
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,360
Russia was good to go?

1480
00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:13,800
Didn't she approve that one that was OK?

1481
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:15,460
What was the other one?

1482
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,540
The Russia, Russia, Russia?

1483
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,200
Oh, the Hunter laptop.

1484
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:19,400
Yeah, the laptop.

1485
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,180
So those were two major things that Jim Jordan brought up,

1486
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,580
that she said, no, no, this is good.

1487
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,280
She said that's not true.

1488
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,840
She said that she authorized that to pass through.

1489
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,280
Which means she's just a partisan liar.

1490
00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:33,480
Yeah, she's just a hack.

1491
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:34,960
Total hack.

1492
00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:37,320
Only good thing I hope she's got going for her is a nice set

1493
00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:38,160
of breasts.

1494
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,260
What is her name?

1495
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,460
See if we can't pull up her bathing suit.

1496
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,260
What?

1497
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,200
What is her name?

1498
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:44,460
Her bathing suit?

1499
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,560
I've seen her.

1500
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:46,960
She put in a bathing suit or something like that.

1501
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,460
See if she's got some good qualities.

1502
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,560
Oh, my god.

1503
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:51,600
I'm sure there's already nude pictures of her out there.

1504
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,600
All right, well, let's look on that.

1505
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:53,500
So what is her name?

1506
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,300
But they're deep fakes.

1507
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:55,340
I have no idea.

1508
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,180
I don't know.

1509
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,580
They're deep fakes with Joe Biden.

1510
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,580
All right, so misinformation.

1511
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,020
Misinformation.

1512
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,020
Yeah, we lost our producer.

1513
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:05,820
Bored, isn't it?

1514
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,920
He gave up on us.

1515
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:08,420
The governor's bored.

1516
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,480
Homeland Security.

1517
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,220
Oh, and another thing.

1518
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,300
This misinformation thing is part of Homeland Security.

1519
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,120
Yes.

1520
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,300
So not good.

1521
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,660
Well, that means it's going to be able to bypass certain,

1522
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,140
some laws.

1523
00:49:22,140 --> 00:49:24,340
I mean, this is like right next to the Patriot Act.

1524
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,240
Yes.

1525
00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:26,940
Yeah, no, it's not good.

1526
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,100
It's not good at all.

1527
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,180
What is Homegirl's name?

1528
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,340
I don't know.

1529
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,380
Who has been tapped to run the Department of Misinformation

1530
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,180
or Disinformation.

1531
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,460
I don't know what her name is.

1532
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,220
Anyway, so we can look it up and circle around with that.

1533
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,160
I'll continue, Logan.

1534
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:51,460
It says a partisan fight breaks out.

1535
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:52,660
Yeah, she's psycho, though.

1536
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,560
Yeah, there she is.

1537
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:54,360
There it is.

1538
00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:55,560
Oh, Nina Jankiewicz.

1539
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,340
There you go.

1540
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,980
Meet Biden's new Ministry of Truth.

1541
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,240
Minister of Truth at the DHS.

1542
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,080
No, you got it.

1543
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:08,340
You got it.

1544
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,280
Nina Jankiewicz.

1545
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:12,420
How old is she?

1546
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,220
I don't know.

1547
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:18,160
Well, she looks like she's in her 30s, maybe.

1548
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:19,660
Maybe 36.

1549
00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:21,820
I would peg it.

1550
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:22,620
I don't know.

1551
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,860
She's the same height as you.

1552
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,460
She was born in 88 or 89.

1553
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,260
God.

1554
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,640
Oh, that puts her older than that.

1555
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:32,540
No, it doesn't.

1556
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:33,740
Early 30s.

1557
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,540
Early 30s.

1558
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1559
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,440
All right, well, let's hear a clip of her singing.

1560
00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:42,920
I mean, that's got to be what our listeners want to hear.

1561
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:43,720
Don't they?

1562
00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:44,820
No.

1563
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,080
She apparently makes her little political statements

1564
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:47,680
while singing.

1565
00:50:47,780 --> 00:50:48,420
She's young.

1566
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,380
I mean, she's 32.

1567
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,080
I mean, what is she?

1568
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,980
Is she like on Sesame Street?

1569
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,620
I mean, we're.

1570
00:50:53,720 --> 00:51:00,260
She went to Bryn Mawr College in Baltimore.

1571
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,240
I don't know what she sings about, but whatever.

1572
00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:05,600
Actually, I don't want to hear her.

1573
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:08,340
She sings a lot of, actually, here, top left.

1574
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,380
No, that's Greg Gutfeld.

1575
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,340
Yeah, but she's singing there, though.

1576
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,240
No, probably not.

1577
00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:15,140
No, he's talking over her.

1578
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:18,920
What a nightmare.

1579
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,020
All right, well, type in singing after that.

1580
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,860
What a nightmare that this is happening in this country.

1581
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:32,800
And I thought Jen Psaki was supposed to be quitting soon

1582
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:33,860
and moving to CNN.

1583
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,660
Yeah, she is.

1584
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,860
Or MSNBC.

1585
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,300
And they're tearing her up for that

1586
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,940
being a conflict of interest.

1587
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,600
That's another one where she wants to be rich and famous.

1588
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,640
I saw that one, too.

1589
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:50,480
This is My Simple Christmas Wish, Rich, Famous, and Powerful.

1590
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:55,320
Ever since I was a baby, I have had one dream in mind.

1591
00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:57,720
All right, so you want to invite her to your karaoke parties,

1592
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:58,220
right?

1593
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:58,720
That's about it.

1594
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:01,320
It will finally come true.

1595
00:52:01,420 --> 00:52:04,360
It's a simple wish that everyone has had from time to time.

1596
00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:05,160
I'm done.

1597
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:05,660
Kill.

1598
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,060
Yeah, get rid of it.

1599
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,260
I don't even know why we're listening to that.

1600
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,660
Yeah, I don't even want to listen to the other one now.

1601
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,760
It doesn't even make any sense why we're listening to that.

1602
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:13,260
OK.

1603
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:13,940
She sucks.

1604
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:14,440
Yeah.

1605
00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:15,600
I mean, she did sing well.

1606
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:16,740
I mean, it's not just that.

1607
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,600
That's not the point.

1608
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:18,800
This isn't a singing contest.

1609
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,340
This is her being qualified to say what's truth

1610
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,040
and what isn't truth, which is crazy.

1611
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,620
How can anybody even be in that position?

1612
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,420
Yeah.

1613
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,520
She's the authority in it.

1614
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:30,020
Well, yeah, she's not the authority.

1615
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,360
You can't be the authority of something like that,

1616
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:35,160
being so young, because you have to have wisdom.

1617
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:40,260
And I don't think that you can have wisdom of that stature.

1618
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,060
But you can't be too old either.

1619
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:43,760
Right?

1620
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:44,560
Pelosi's too old.

1621
00:52:44,660 --> 00:52:47,240
Biden's too old.

1622
00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:49,140
What do you do?

1623
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:49,940
We got to move on.

1624
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:50,840
Shoot them all.

1625
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:52,300
Politics is just beating us down.

1626
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,500
It's miring us down.

1627
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,040
It is.

1628
00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:54,840
It really is.

1629
00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:56,040
Hey, let's talk about the draft.

1630
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,340
I feel risky, edition 2019.

1631
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,140
Talk about what?

1632
00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:58,840
The NFL draft?

1633
00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,440
Yeah.

1634
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,340
Was there any exciting?

1635
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,580
Was there an NFL draft?

1636
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,380
There was.

1637
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,780
It was last weekend.

1638
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,920
My bangles, get them, man.

1639
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:06,760
Not too excited.

1640
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,880
Well, I think we had a great.

1641
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,060
So the Titans traded AJ Brown.

1642
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,400
I heard the Titans draft was one of the worst.

1643
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,120
No.

1644
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:15,120
I heard it was an A minus after two days.

1645
00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:16,600
No, I heard it was one of the worst.

1646
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:17,460
Are you serious?

1647
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:18,360
Yeah, that's what I read.

1648
00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:19,660
That's not what I read at all.

1649
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,760
Well, you read what you wanted to read.

1650
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:21,760
No, I didn't.

1651
00:53:21,860 --> 00:53:22,960
I didn't go to the Titans website.

1652
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:23,940
You went to the fans.

1653
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,740
I went to.

1654
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,180
Tell me that it's good.

1655
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,140
Dot com.

1656
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,940
Titans Good draft 2022.

1657
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,520
No, I just looked up team drafts, team draft grades.

1658
00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:37,820
And they gave them an A minus, just so you know.

1659
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,360
Well, I thought they picked the first one,

1660
00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:42,180
and I saw everyone going, all the Titan fans

1661
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:43,260
are hating this.

1662
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,560
Whatever.

1663
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:46,800
We did get an interesting quarterback pick.

1664
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:50,460
Malik, somebody that went way past what everybody thought

1665
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,660
he was going to do.

1666
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,940
You know what I'm talking about?

1667
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:53,660
Here we go.

1668
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:54,460
Here we go.

1669
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,900
We've got the team grades right here.

1670
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,700
All right.

1671
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:57,540
Scroll down.

1672
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,540
Let's just walk through it.

1673
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,040
Cardinals got an A minus.

1674
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:01,180
Atlanta, B plus.

1675
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:01,700
OK.

1676
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,240
OK.

1677
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,640
Baltimore, A.

1678
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,780
Dallas Cowboys got a B.

1679
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,420
Buffalo, A. Oh, god.

1680
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,580
The Bills don't need to get any stronger.

1681
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,020
Apparently, everybody got an A.

1682
00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:13,120
Panthers got an A. Bears, A minus.

1683
00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:15,260
Cincinnati Bengals, A minus.

1684
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,360
Browns, B.

1685
00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:17,620
Well, let's just.

1686
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:18,820
Ooh, there's a B for the Cowboys.

1687
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:19,920
There's a lot of.

1688
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,560
Cowboys are suck.

1689
00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:24,000
There's such a lot of talent out there.

1690
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:24,800
Apparently.

1691
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:25,600
I mean.

1692
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,340
Everybody's got a great draft.

1693
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,100
It has to do more than just talent, man.

1694
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,140
The Colts got a C.

1695
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,680
That's the first C that I've seen.

1696
00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:34,380
So just because you get a great draft

1697
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,480
doesn't mean that they're going to work out with the team,

1698
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:37,740
because you have to have chemistry.

1699
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,820
That's 100% true.

1700
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,820
Yeah.

1701
00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:41,320
Seriously, every team has an A.

1702
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,720
I've seen one C so far.

1703
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:44,020
I know.

1704
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,020
All right, keep going.

1705
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:45,820
Watch the Titans.

1706
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,680
They'll have like a D.

1707
00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:47,820
Ooh, Patriots got a C plus.

1708
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,320
I heard they had a really bad one.

1709
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,720
The Titans probably got an F according to this.

1710
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:52,820
Well, the Tennessee Titans.

1711
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,700
Saints got a C. Giants, A.

1712
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,500
Keep going.

1713
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:56,400
Let's see, A.

1714
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,400
I heard both New York teams had good ones.

1715
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,300
A, A. Bunch of As.

1716
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,300
A.

1717
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,700
Apparently, people are drafting better.

1718
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,200
You picked up a Trelon Burks wide receiver.

1719
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:07,580
OK, we have three Cs so far.

1720
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,480
Quarterback, golf tackle.

1721
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:09,300
That's the Seahawks.

1722
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,140
Got a C.

1723
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,140
Bucks got an A.

1724
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,040
You're round three.

1725
00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:12,880
A.

1726
00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:14,340
You got a quarterback.

1727
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,520
Tennessee Titans got an A, just so you know.

1728
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:18,320
They did not.

1729
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,120
Yes, they did.

1730
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,520
Dude, it may say that, but they're full of shit.

1731
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:22,520
What do you know?

1732
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,660
I'm looking at your fucking Tennessee.

1733
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,860
I'm going to have the Titans right here.

1734
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,320
And you are going to pretend like you know

1735
00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:30,860
who any of those people are.

1736
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,560
I'm looking at the grades right here.

1737
00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:35,960
And I'm looking at BBA minus A plus B minus B

1738
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:37,300
minus C plus B plus.

1739
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,500
That does not equate to an A if you take an average.

1740
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,400
So this is a bunch of wishful thinking,

1741
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,080
just like your team's going to win.

1742
00:55:43,180 --> 00:55:45,380
You know what's amazing is why you hate the Titans.

1743
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,780
I have never understood that.

1744
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,240
They have Tennessee at the B.

1745
00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:49,520
They're my nemesis.

1746
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:50,620
Why?

1747
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,180
We're not even in your division.

1748
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,020
It doesn't matter.

1749
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:53,820
Yes, it does.

1750
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:54,880
It's because dudes.

1751
00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:59,720
The people you should hate are the Giants.

1752
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:00,520
Giants.

1753
00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:01,320
The Redskins.

1754
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:02,160
The Eagles.

1755
00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:03,320
And the Commanders.

1756
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,160
What are they now?

1757
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:05,460
Those are the Redskins.

1758
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,460
Oh, my god.

1759
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,400
Oh, yes.

1760
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,400
You're going to hold out?

1761
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,500
Yes, I'm going to hold out.

1762
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,160
You will hold out for the Braves, too?

1763
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,400
The Guardians?

1764
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,400
No.

1765
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,700
The Braves haven't changed their name, have they?

1766
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,500
Yeah.

1767
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,940
The Atlanta Braves.

1768
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,340
No, the Atlanta Guardians.

1769
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,140
No, that's Cleveland Indians changed.

1770
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:22,220
Oh, my bad.

1771
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,420
I can't keep up.

1772
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,580
So Cleveland Indians changed to the Guardians.

1773
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,680
What are the Braves going to do?

1774
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:29,180
I don't think they should do anything.

1775
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,420
Do you know how many Indian teams

1776
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,620
there are at every level?

1777
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:34,220
High school, college?

1778
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,360
I think eight.

1779
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:36,160
Well, who cares?

1780
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,920
There's three.

1781
00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:39,200
And all three have all changed.

1782
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:40,500
Well, basically, what you're doing

1783
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,660
is you're erasing Indian whatever.

1784
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,500
What about?

1785
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,240
Acknowledgement.

1786
00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:46,040
We are.

1787
00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:47,340
We're canceling Indians from our.

1788
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,640
Let's dive into this.

1789
00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:51,080
Let's pull out every freaking team name,

1790
00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,280
and let's try to break this all down.

1791
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:54,280
The Seminoles.

1792
00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:56,540
Who gives a shit about the Indians?

1793
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,040
The Chiefs.

1794
00:56:58,140 --> 00:56:58,840
The Chiefs.

1795
00:56:58,940 --> 00:56:59,940
OK, but let's move on.

1796
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:04,120
The Steelers, those are a bunch of white people, right?

1797
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:05,460
Factory workers.

1798
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,580
What's your factory workers?

1799
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,580
So is that racist?

1800
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,660
The Jags.

1801
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,520
What are they trying to say?

1802
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:11,320
What?

1803
00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:13,060
The Jaguars.

1804
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:13,700
It's an animal.

1805
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,760
That's a car, right?

1806
00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:15,800
Yeah.

1807
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,060
Is it a car or an animal?

1808
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,100
All right.

1809
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,340
Well, was that Jaguar supposed to be

1810
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:20,460
representative of something?

1811
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,500
I'm just kidding.

1812
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,200
Is it because it sounds like something?

1813
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:24,980
Are you trying to find other racist?

1814
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,100
Patriots.

1815
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,180
I'm waiting for that one.

1816
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,440
Is that a white one?

1817
00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:29,540
Oh, god.

1818
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,220
Patriots?

1819
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,480
Raiders.

1820
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,280
Those were Vikings that enslaved everybody.

1821
00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:38,680
How about Vikings talk about a bunch of white privilege?

1822
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:40,720
Oh, I forgot about the Vikings.

1823
00:57:40,820 --> 00:57:41,920
Were the Houston Texans?

1824
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,720
The Buccaneers.

1825
00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:43,720
Son of a bitch.

1826
00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:46,060
What about the Buccaneers?

1827
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,200
Yeah, the Buccaneers?

1828
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:48,000
Think about it.

1829
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:50,440
The Buccaneers.

1830
00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:51,240
The what?

1831
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:52,060
Nothing.

1832
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,840
It had a bad joke.

1833
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:55,840
It was about the Browns.

1834
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:57,000
Yeah, what about the Browns?

1835
00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:58,200
What exactly are the Browns?

1836
00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,900
It's the last name of their owner, creator, Mike Brown.

1837
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,840
Was he a racist?

1838
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,240
No, he had brown stains in his underwear.

1839
00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:05,680
No, he was named Mike Brown.

1840
00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,720
He created the Browns.

1841
00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:09,020
Boring ass helmet.

1842
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,620
Did you see the helmet?

1843
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,820
Hi, what are the Browns?

1844
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,620
What's your icon?

1845
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,120
It's an orange.

1846
00:58:15,220 --> 00:58:16,520
Some weird orange.

1847
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:17,660
It's an orange.

1848
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,420
Then he moved to Cincinnati and created the Bengals.

1849
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,260
So we're trying to come up with other controversial mascots

1850
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,240
that aren't controversial, apparently.

1851
00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:27,240
You used to have the dolphins.

1852
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,340
You used to have the sea hawks.

1853
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,540
Very controversial.

1854
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,800
You used to have the Washington Bullets.

1855
00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:31,640
Remember that?

1856
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,580
Oh, they changed it, though.

1857
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,400
They're Washington.

1858
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,580
I don't even know what they're called now.

1859
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,080
The?

1860
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:35,640
Wizards.

1861
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:36,480
Wizards.

1862
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,720
Yeah, that was about 10 years ago.

1863
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,840
And that's, isn't that witchcraft?

1864
00:58:39,940 --> 00:58:40,880
That's true.

1865
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:44,480
I mean, that's got to be black magic wizards.

1866
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:47,060
They got lots of, what is that?

1867
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,760
Green Bay Packers, Cowboys.

1868
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,200
Hold on, so what are the Packers?

1869
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:53,000
Are those like people that pack up your house?

1870
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:53,860
Meat Packers.

1871
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,460
Meat Packers.

1872
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,100
Oh, Meat Packers.

1873
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,300
Yeah, Meat Packers.

1874
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,700
So you're safe with animals.

1875
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:02,100
Yeah, well, Falcons.

1876
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,600
Well, you got the Vikings, the Packers.

1877
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:05,300
Chargers.

1878
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,100
What about the Titans?

1879
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,040
I mean, are those?

1880
00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,680
It's just a Greek thing.

1881
00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:11,980
Yeah, but I mean, that's like a different country.

1882
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,040
Were they racist?

1883
00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:13,680
I don't know.

1884
00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:14,620
Racist Titans.

1885
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,680
They had a bunch of slaves.

1886
00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:17,120
Well, look at the buccaneer helmet.

1887
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,060
The Greeks.

1888
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,280
The Greeks had a bunch of slaves.

1889
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:20,260
I mean, they did.

1890
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:21,060
Oh, my God.

1891
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,260
But it's not about the Greeks.

1892
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,220
They're not like Greek people.

1893
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,400
I mean, it all depends.

1894
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,060
It's Prometheus.

1895
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,300
Who are the Titans, anyway?

1896
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:30,060
Prometheus and Prometheus.

1897
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,760
Weren't they the parents of the gods?

1898
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:35,500
The Titans were the parents of the gods?

1899
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,500
Did you guys remember your Greek mythology?

1900
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,400
You're correct.

1901
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,040
The Titans were the, yes, you were correct.

1902
00:59:40,140 --> 00:59:42,340
It was Zeus and Athena were the children.

1903
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,340
Correct.

1904
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,580
And then their parents were the Titans.

1905
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,180
Yeah, I used to know this.

1906
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,920
Yeah, you're supposed to know all this stuff.

1907
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,080
I used to know this.

1908
00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:52,860
The Titans were the pre-Olympians.

1909
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,980
So you have like Earth.

1910
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,780
The original Greek gods were the Titans.

1911
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,060
Your anus.

1912
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,020
My anus.

1913
00:59:58,020 --> 00:59:58,960
Just yours.

1914
00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:00,020
Oh, just my anus.

1915
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,500
The Titans included Oceanus, Tinnitus, Hyperion,

1916
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,840
Theiachoeus, Phibius, Cronus.

1917
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:07,640
Architeuthus.

1918
01:00:07,740 --> 01:00:08,440
Cronus.

1919
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,240
You know what Architeuthus is?

1920
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,040
Rhea.

1921
01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:12,540
I don't know how to say that one.

1922
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:17,180
Nemocine, Phibius, Cryus, and Lapetus.

1923
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,140
Nemocine.

1924
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,540
The Oracle of, golly, this is detailed shit.

1925
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,280
Oh, Zeus slept with her.

1926
01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:23,880
Look at that.

1927
01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:26,080
Nine days with Zeus.

1928
01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:27,620
God, what's wrong with her?

1929
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,120
I think he's got to be much younger.

1930
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,320
I bet he rocked her world.

1931
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:31,620
Yeah, much younger guy.

1932
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,420
Imagine clapping that cloud.

1933
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,520
Anyway, so they overthrew the Titans,

1934
01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:37,660
and then they became the gods.

1935
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,300
So that was Zeus and Athena.

1936
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,200
And gosh, who was the, it doesn't matter.

1937
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:46,100
Perseus.

1938
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:46,700
Yeah.

1939
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,800
Greek mythology.

1940
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,880
I remember in seventh grade, in middle school,

1941
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,540
you know you had, we call it LA Language Arts, which

1942
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,340
is an English class, basically.

1943
01:00:55,340 --> 01:00:57,620
In sixth grade, we had our standard.

1944
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,580
In eighth grade, we had our standard language arts.

1945
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,780
But in seventh grade, they took language arts away

1946
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,820
and made it about Greek mythology.

1947
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,700
And look how far that's gotten you in your career.

1948
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,360
Give us 10 examples of how that's furthered your career.

1949
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:15,100
I understood Clash of the Titans better.

1950
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:15,600
Right?

1951
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,700
There you go.

1952
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,400
And that was a dinner with your boss.

1953
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:18,900
Correct.

1954
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:19,700
And you got promoted.

1955
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,300
Was that the queen version?

1956
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,000
Queen version?

1957
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,000
No.

1958
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,200
I thought you said clean.

1959
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,480
I thought you said clean version.

1960
01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:26,380
Oh, the intermission.

1961
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,180
Right.

1962
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:27,980
Oh, no.

1963
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,220
That's Flash Gordon.

1964
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,340
Yeah, it was Flash Gordon.

1965
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,480
Yeah, you're absolutely right.

1966
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:32,380
What's wrong with you?

1967
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,580
But hey, look, man.

1968
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,320
We have a short show for the first half

1969
01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,460
so that we can come back and have a regular show

1970
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,320
for the second half.

1971
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:40,760
And still gorge ourselves during the intermission.

1972
01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:43,620
We will try to gorge ourselves.

1973
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:47,020
Well, we had a fruitful signal malt

1974
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,800
ifo whiskey edition 2019, which we'll put up

1975
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,440
in the rack for some sort of Scotts lover to participate

1976
01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:55,600
later on.

1977
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,840
Dudes Like Us, first half, first show of the May.

1978
01:01:57,940 --> 01:01:58,640
Hubshaw.

1979
01:01:58,740 --> 01:01:59,440
I'm Paul.

1980
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:00,740
And I'm Jeff.

1981
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:01,540
Suck it.

1982
01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:21,140
Music