1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 The kid got on a treadmill and got wrapped up with a cord. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Well, it was worse than that. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:15,000 The kid on the treadmill was bouncing around because the treadmill backed up into the wall. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 I didn't hear about that. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Just like shred of them? 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 It pummeled, you know, whatever, it was bad. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 So this dude like us opening up with a horrible circumstance. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 That's a great way to be. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:39,000 We were taking a break during the halftime and we were pulling up some current, the latest shit that's going on with some of the news articles. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Mike Tyson popped up and he's being badgered by some folks, by some jackasses. 11 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Yeah, he got through an altercation on an airplane. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Yeah. And he ended up popping off a few rounds of his hands. 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I think they were love taps. 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,000 First, dude, come on. You saw the boy. He had red blemishes. 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 He was pouting. He was pouting to the camera. 16 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 He was like, oh, this is a civil law. 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 I got what I needed. 18 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 100 million. 19 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 He absolutely get the fuck out of here. 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 He's going to get a wardrobe. 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 That's about it. 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Dude, he's not getting shit. 23 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 I hope he doesn't get anything. 24 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 He was through a water bottle with a dude badgering him. 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 So obviously we're a little consumed right now. 26 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 This is Tuesday, April 26. 27 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 This is the second session of Dudes Like Us. 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 This is my dad's birthday today. 29 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Happy birthday to Papa Jeff, which I can't say. 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 But it's today. 31 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Today is his official birthday. 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 He turns 80. 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Can you have him call in? 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 I don't know if we have the technology for that right now. 35 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 We do have the technology. 36 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 But he's probably not bad at this point. 37 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 You've got all kinds of technology. 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Because he's. 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 We actually do. 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 We just plug in. 41 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 He's in an earlier time zone. 42 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 It's seven o'clock out by him. 43 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 I know. 44 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 He wakes up at five a.m. 45 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 When are we going to try that technology? 46 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I'm excited about trying it. 47 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 We tried it like six months ago. 48 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 We've had it for. 49 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 We never did. 50 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Dude, he was out there in the other room while we did it. 51 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Yeah, but I mean literally try it. 52 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Like during a podcast. 53 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 You mean during a podcast. 54 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Well, we don't. 55 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 We're not live. 56 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I know, but it'd still be fun. 57 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Technically we're live. 58 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Well, I know, but we're not broadcasting anywhere. 59 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 It would be kind of weird, right? 60 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 And you happy birthday to Jeff's dad. 61 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Thank you. 62 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 What's your dad's first name? 63 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Ken? 64 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Ken. 65 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Ken. 66 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Ken. 67 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 We're not saying his last name. 68 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 So we happy birthday. 69 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Can turn 80 years old. 70 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 What a great marker in life. 71 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Now I feel weird because I said my last name like. 72 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 We'll cut that out. 73 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 We'll cut it out. 74 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 You can have it in there if you want. 75 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 It's up to you. 76 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 We usually remove his entire track anyway. 77 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 A lot of editing that goes on. 78 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Don't worry about it. 79 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 We're dead. 80 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 It's actually just Paul and Jeff. 81 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I always introduce myself as full name. 82 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I don't know why I always have. 83 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 So. 84 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Well, because you have a podcast where you don't have to hide anything. 85 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 We have to, we have to hide our identity. 86 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 See, this is the problem. 87 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Crazy like. 88 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 You're hiding behind. 89 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Oh yeah. 90 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Yeah. 91 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 We're being hunted down and killed by the woke mob. 92 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Although the Twitter mob may be changing because they're all threatening to quit or they have already quit Twitter. 93 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 You know, apparently there was an exec that was crying. 94 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I don't care what people on Twitter do. 95 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I just want my Formula One Mavericks and Longhorns news. 96 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 And you. 97 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 That's what I do. 98 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Big formula. 99 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 He did not say nude Paul. 100 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 I heard him say you want your Longhorns nude. 101 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000 He wants his love started to get into the Formula One. 102 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I don't know much about it. 103 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 But I've watched the Netflix show. 104 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah. 105 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 The drive to survive. 106 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 And amazing. 107 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 It is. 108 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 It's fascinating. 109 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I never knew that. 110 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 What are you guys talking about? 111 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 We're talking about drive to survive on Netflix. 112 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Drive to survive. 113 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Formula One. 114 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,000 It's the greatest short or the greatest sports show ever. 115 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Ever done. 116 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I don't know. 117 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 OK. 118 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 That's a throw down. 119 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Well, I like that better than the Jordan documentary. 120 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Jeff, what were you saying? 121 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Let's create a little footnote here. 122 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Brian is on the second half of the show. 123 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Yes. 124 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 True. 125 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Brian is also. 126 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 What is their bottle? 127 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Brian is also. 128 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Don't even. 129 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Bring up my bourbon. 130 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I'm on my second glass of bourbon. 131 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 We're not ashamed. 132 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 We're not bourbon shaming. 133 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 OK. 134 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,000 He's on the second glass of bourbon on the second half of the show. 135 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 We don't bourbon. 136 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Hold on. 137 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 We don't bourbon shame our guests. 138 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah. 139 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Come on, man. 140 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Come on. 141 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 I'm not even close to. 142 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 It's not a full bottle. 143 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I could drink a bottle. 144 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Sample. 145 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 In an hour and 15 minutes. 146 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Evidently. 147 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Yeah. 148 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 We don't bourbon shame. 149 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 But we do have vomit bags. 150 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I mean, I don't guarantee the results of that, but I can do it. 151 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 But Brian, we do have vomit bags at the end of the table. 152 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I'm not going to bomb that. 153 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 It's right next to the Nazi helmet. 154 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Yeah. 155 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 They're right next to the Nazi helmet. 156 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I won't bomb it. 157 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 OK. 158 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 We're professionals. 159 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 On my second glass. 160 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 No, we're just fucking with you. 161 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I mean, but all seriousness. 162 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 They're dudes like us vomit bags. 163 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 That'd be a good dud. 164 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:54,000 We do have two bathrooms located to the left and the right of the first wing. 165 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Yeah. 166 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Outside the door. 167 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 You told me earlier. 168 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 That was silly. 169 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 All right. 170 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 So we're talking about Mike Tyson during the break. 171 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,000 And he was on the airplane and some dude was acting like a jackass behind him. 172 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 And Mike Tyson got tired of it. 173 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 It was Mike. 174 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 He put up a shit. 175 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 He looked back there. 176 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 He did not love tap on. 177 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Don't don't antagonize Mike Tyson. 178 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Yeah. 179 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I mean, seriously, he's doing what do you expect? 180 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 I think he was trying to get the viral hits. 181 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 It looks me. 182 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Look at me. 183 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 And then totally. 184 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Then he got the actual because after he got beat up, they have a video of him looking at 185 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 the camera, pouting like, oh, he hurt me. 186 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I mean, come on. 187 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 The whole thing was a joke. 188 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Suddenly he's sober. 189 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Right. 190 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 And that's the thing. 191 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I mean, I'm not going to lie. 192 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 I'm not going to lie. 193 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 I'm not going to lie. 194 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I'm not going to lie. 195 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I'm not going to lie. 196 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I'm not going to lie. 197 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I'm not going to lie. 198 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I'm not going to lie. 199 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 He hurt me. 200 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I mean, come on. 201 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 The whole thing was a joke. 202 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Suddenly he's sober. 203 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Right. 204 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 And that are concussed. 205 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 My head hurts. 206 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 And I should have been jacked. 207 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 No way. 208 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I agree. 209 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I hope he doesn't get a penny from Mike Tyson. 210 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 But you will see the reality of it is he's probably going to get some money from it. 211 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,480 And hopefully, you know, in JetBlue, the probably will get sued, too, for creating an environment 212 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,080 in which this can happen. 213 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,200 Here's here's here's my issue. 214 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,200 Why is Mike Tyson flying on JetBlue? 215 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,200 Oh, shit. 216 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,200 What the fuck? 217 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,200 He doesn't have much money left. 218 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,200 He doesn't. 219 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 He spent all his money. 220 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,200 Did he really? 221 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,200 Is that true? 222 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,200 Is that true? 223 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,200 Yeah. 224 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,200 Are you sure about that? 225 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,200 He spent a lot of it, but he did that Broadway show. 226 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,680 He's got a lot of money now, but he ran out of money. 227 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,920 Yeah, but he was on JetBlue this week, but he didn't book those tickets 10 years ago. 228 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,920 But still, I mean, I think he doesn't have any money. 229 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,840 I booked these tickets 10 years ago when I had no money. 230 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,360 Mike Tyson can't afford fucking American airways. 231 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,560 Maybe he had JetBlue points. 232 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,640 But maybe he's just a realist. 233 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,880 He's just like, I'm not fucking paying two thousand dollars for first class. 234 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:36,880 I mean, come on. 235 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,360 I mean, look, last time, last time, he was on the J. Rogan show. 236 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,200 He was pretty spiritual. 237 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:48,320 And he's he look, he was Mike Tyson is not that guy anymore. 238 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:54,240 Mike Tyson is he's talking about some rapper and he was talking about how, you know, that 239 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,600 you should forgive people. 240 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,480 You know, if you don't forgive people, they're going to own you. 241 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,880 And what about people that are throwing shit at you and mocking you? 242 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,120 Well, I mean, that's different. 243 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,360 I mean, look, come on. 244 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:11,040 You don't fucking throw stones at a German shepherd. 245 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,040 Right. 246 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,040 You know? 247 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,160 But I will tell you, I was on an airplane one time and I got into it with with another 248 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,160 guy. 249 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,160 Are you kidding me? 250 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,160 No. 251 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,160 So get this. 252 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,160 No, no, no, no. 253 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,160 I've never. 254 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,760 I have never told very slowly through this whole thing because I can see this happening. 255 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,760 Yeah, no, hold on. 256 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,400 So we're coming back from my Cancun. 257 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,280 OK, I think it was. 258 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,760 It was no, it was Sunjet. 259 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,760 I'm Sun. 260 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,760 Oh, there we go. 261 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,760 One of those charter deals. 262 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:40,760 You know, I'm talking about where everybody's drunk and everybody's having a good time. 263 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,760 Right. 264 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,760 Right. 265 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,200 Well, so I'm sitting in the middle seat, my wife's in the window and there's this old 266 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,560 dude that is sitting next to me. 267 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,000 Oh, you took the old dude out. 268 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 No. 269 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,080 And there's a jackass behind the old dude. 270 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,080 OK. 271 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:58,640 And the and the guy behind us is boisterous and kicking and all sorts of stuff. 272 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,960 So the old dude like turns around and goes, hey, man, can you stop kicking my seat? 273 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,000 You know? 274 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,480 And then that went on like three or four times. 275 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,480 OK. 276 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:12,420 And then and then this guy starts to antagonize him. 277 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:13,420 The old dude next to me. 278 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:14,420 Yeah. 279 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:18,080 And he takes his drink and he takes his his put the straw in his drink and he's holding 280 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,080 it over the seat and dripping on his head. 281 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,080 No, fuck. 282 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,080 Yeah. 283 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,080 Really? 284 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,080 Yeah. 285 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,640 And I and finally I was like, I stop and I turn and I look at him like through the crack. 286 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 Right. 287 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,280 And I was like, really? 288 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:37,520 And the guy goes and the guy and the guy stands up and sticks his hand through the through 289 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,440 the thing and says, hi, my name is blah, blah, blah, blah. 290 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,440 Right. 291 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,440 Should have grabbed his hand. 292 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 No. 293 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,240 I said, I don't need to know you. 294 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,440 I said exactly what I said to him. 295 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,840 I said, I don't need to know you. 296 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,440 I get your hand out of my face. 297 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,440 I don't need to know you. 298 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,440 That was antagonistic. 299 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,440 You're a douche. 300 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,800 So the dude goes ballistic. 301 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,800 Oh, wow. 302 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,800 Oh, he starts. 303 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 I hear him talking. 304 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,800 He's like, I'm going to I'm going to kill this motherfucker. 305 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,800 Hold on. 306 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,800 Hold on. 307 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,800 Hold on. 308 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:04,800 Oh, he's talking the whole time. 309 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,800 His wife, girlfriend. 310 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,800 You had to say I heard him talking. 311 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,800 Was there a point of the flight you couldn't hear him talking? 312 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,800 No, I mean, he was hearing aids. 313 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,800 No, he was just being voice. 314 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,800 I didn't care about what he was saying. 315 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,800 So he was saying a lot of stuff to. 316 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,800 Oh, for sure. 317 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800 Try to. 318 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,800 And his girlfriend was trying to calm him down, calm him down. 319 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,800 And he was saying, I could hear him saying and Shelly was like, calm down, calm down. 320 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:18,800 And I was like, OK, I know I'm just if he if he throws, I'll throw up. 321 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,800 Let's go. 322 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,800 Like I'm going to defend myself and I'm going to defend this dude next to me. 323 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,800 And the dude next to me was like going, I don't know what's going on. 324 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,800 Right. 325 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,800 I'm just an old dude minding my own business. 326 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,800 And so he's saying, you know, just wait, just wait when we get off the plane. 327 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,800 That's what he's talking to the flight. 328 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:26,800 He's talking to the flight. 329 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,800 He's talking to the flight. 330 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,800 He's talking to the flight. 331 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:44,600 He's saying he's going to follow me to my car. 332 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,600 Wait till we get to my car. 333 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,600 I mean, he's saying all sorts of crazy shit. 334 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,200 And I'm like, OK, brother, I'm ready for you. 335 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,240 Like whatever, whatever you're going to do. 336 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,960 But it ended up being no big deal. 337 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,960 He got off the plane. 338 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,960 I got off the plane. 339 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,240 The girlfriend calmed him down. 340 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,560 But I mean, it was that kind of deal. 341 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,360 He's got I was drunk. 342 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,280 I embarrassed him by saying I don't need to know you. 343 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,280 Right. 344 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280 That was a direct throwdown. 345 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,280 Sure it was. 346 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,920 I was like, get your hand out of my face. 347 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:08,920 I don't need to know you. 348 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:09,920 I don't care who you are. 349 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:10,920 This is Papa Bear. 350 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:11,920 But sit down. 351 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,920 Yeah. 352 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 I was like, brother, do you have any idea? 353 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,920 I'm like Mike Tyson. 354 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,920 I'm going to love that. 355 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:16,920 I've been playing basketball for 20 years. 356 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,920 Look at my back. 357 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:24,040 Oh, I had that was when that was before I lasered off my tramp scam. 358 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,040 Oh, well, hell, you like lay on. 359 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,040 Oh, dude, it was bad. 360 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,040 You want a spider butterfly. 361 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,040 Oh, fuck that. 362 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,040 It was a spider that went around to my nips. 363 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,040 Oh, yeah. 364 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:41,040 You pulled that one out like Lord, you shoved it between the chairs. 365 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,040 Looking for some landing strip. 366 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,040 Wow. 367 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,040 Well, I had it until then. 368 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,040 That's why you don't find discount airline. 369 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,040 So there are there are on airplanes, guys. 370 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,040 There are douches on. 371 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,040 Well, there is. 372 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,040 What are you going to do? 373 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,040 You're not going to defend yourself. 374 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,040 I mean, come on. 375 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,040 There is you're in an enclosed metal tube. 376 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,040 You have nowhere to go. 377 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,040 Yeah. 378 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,040 So you got to kill him. 379 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,040 His killer be killed. 380 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,040 It is. 381 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,040 You just have to slice it through. 382 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,040 I'm already claustrophobic. 383 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:08,040 Like I'm already like an anxiety mess and on an airplane anyway. 384 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,040 That's where you would think. 385 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,040 Oh, you're already on edge, right? 386 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,040 I'm total freak out on an airplane. 387 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,040 Like I hold it together really well, but I'm like inside. 388 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,040 Like I'm boiling. 389 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,040 Like I'm dying. 390 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,040 Like I want to be. 391 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:23,040 Oh, you know, you hear those stories about the people that like try to open the door. 392 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,040 I told I actually got stuck in the tarmac. 393 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,040 During the flight. 394 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:33,040 I was in Houston and I and we stopped on the tarmac and the day Delta got hacked. 395 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,040 And so we stop on the tarmac and I'm like, we're not pulling up to a gate. 396 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,040 So I'm getting on. 397 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,040 I'm like Delta news and it's all over the news. 398 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,040 It's Delta got hacked. 399 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,040 And so what does that mean? 400 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,040 You're saying hacked. 401 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,040 They got hacked. 402 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,040 Their system got hacked. 403 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,040 So they grounded all their flights. 404 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,040 Oh, no. 405 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,040 This or was United was United or Delta. 406 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,040 So you were stuck. 407 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:59,040 And so we're sitting on it because I noticed I've been on planes my whole life. 408 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,040 OK, so my parents lived in two different states. 409 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,040 So I was on planes back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. 410 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,040 I've been on planes since I was five years old. 411 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,040 So you have like five billion miles. 412 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,040 Oh, well, I would if they had miles back then. 413 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:13,040 But I noticed we weren't going anywhere. 414 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,040 And I was like, this is bullshit. 415 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,040 Like what's going on? 416 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,040 So I'm like, oh, thanks. 417 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:21,040 So I finally I got up because I was in a window seat, which I hate anyway. 418 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:26,040 And so I get up and I go out to the aisle and I stopped the window seat. 419 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 My favorite. 420 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,040 She comes over. 421 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,040 She comes over. 422 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,040 She's I told her I said I know what's going on. 423 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,040 I said I know that I just Googled and whatever. 424 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,040 And she's like, I'm like, when are we getting off the fucking plane? 425 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,040 I got to get off the plane. 426 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,040 And she's like, we're going to wait till we need the gate. 427 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,040 And she's trying to calm down. 428 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,040 Leaving so we don't have a gate. 429 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,040 And I'm like, here's the deal. 430 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,040 I can't stay here very long because I'm going to go to that emergency exit. 431 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,040 And she goes, here's the deal. 432 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:55,040 She goes, you call 911 before you pull that exit open. 433 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,040 Oh, no shit. 434 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,040 And she goes, you call 911. 435 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,040 Otherwise it's a felony, right? 436 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,040 Or some crazy shit like that. 437 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,040 And she goes, and I will be the first person behind you to make sure you're OK. 438 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,040 She said that? 439 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,040 The flight attendant said that? 440 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,040 Yeah. 441 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,040 Good for her. 442 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,040 That was very calm of her. 443 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 I'm like, shit, man, I can't be here. 444 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,040 She's like, well, hopefully we're not here long. 445 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,040 And I'll try to make it as comfortable as possible. 446 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,040 And she said, you better break out that rum. 447 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,040 I was going to say, she needed to bring you some Jack. 448 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,040 I need the Bacardi. 449 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,040 So did that happen? 450 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,040 No. 451 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,040 They don't serve alcohol when they're on the ground. 452 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,040 Son of a bitch. 453 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,040 Well, they could just walk by and kind of be like. 454 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,040 They don't serve alcohol at all now. 455 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,040 Yeah. 456 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,040 They're starting to again. 457 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,040 Most airlines won't because everybody was crazy about mass and shit. 458 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,040 I know. 459 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,040 Well, I just flew. 460 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,040 I think that's over. 461 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,040 At least supposedly. 462 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,040 I just flew yesterday. 463 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,040 I have to flag in tomorrow. 464 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,040 I just flew yesterday back to no mask. 465 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,040 Right. 466 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,040 Yeah. 467 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,040 No mask. 468 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,040 It was great. 469 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,040 And with the flight out there, I was sitting next to an older couple who wore them. 470 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,040 No one gave anybody shit. 471 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,040 I don't care if you were. 472 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,040 Yeah, I don't care. 473 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,040 I don't give a shit. 474 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,040 I hate this. 475 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,040 Yeah, we just make fun of you. 476 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:01,040 It was probably five to 10 percent of the people were wearing. 477 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,040 Look at the Democrat. 478 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,040 We're in a fucking. 479 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Look at the P.C. scared of COVID. 480 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,040 I look at it this way. 481 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,040 Look at me. 482 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,040 I look at it this way as far as mask. 483 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,040 If you have a health concern. 484 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040 Pretty insensitive. 485 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,040 Yeah, I get it. 486 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 Then you wear the mask. 487 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,040 Yeah, sure. 488 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,040 And whatever. 489 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,040 We have old people in our family or somebody in cancer. 490 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:24,040 But the reality of it is if you have allergies, wear the mask. 491 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,040 I don't care what you wear a mask for. 492 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,040 Allergies. 493 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:32,040 But the thing is, is that the allergies, the only thing that those masks are good for are 494 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:39,040 picking up allergy spores that the mask can actually filter because outside of that, those 495 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,040 masks don't do shit. 496 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,040 They're completely ineffective for COVID. 497 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,040 Completely. 498 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,040 They proved it. 499 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,040 They have proved it. 500 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,040 Whatever makes people feel better. 501 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,040 That's exactly what it is. 502 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,040 That's exactly what you don't care. 503 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,040 I don't care what you need in your life to make you feel better. 504 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,040 I just don't wear a mask. 505 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,040 Right. 506 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,040 It's like when COVID broke out, I couldn't even get mass. 507 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,040 I just bought a bunch of bandanas off Amazon. 508 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,040 Oh, yeah. 509 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,040 No, no, no. 510 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,040 Remember, they talk about effect. 511 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,040 No, they gave you zero percent. 512 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,040 Exactly. 513 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,040 They gave you instructions on how to cut up your old T-shirts. 514 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,040 And then make one. 515 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,040 Remember that? 516 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,040 Oh, yeah. 517 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,040 That's what we did. 518 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:17,040 When it first came out, I went to Kroger with a fucking red T-shirt that was... 519 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,040 I put out the litmus. 520 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,040 I did that too. 521 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:26,040 Here's the litmus test to figure out if you're wearing enough garments to be able to prevent 522 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,040 you from getting COVID. 523 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040 And that's simple. 524 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:32,040 If you can fart and smell it, it's not going to work. 525 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:37,040 I don't think smells and...or smells and viruses are the same size. 526 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,040 I think it's the smallness of the molecule. 527 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,040 The fart is larger than the COVID. 528 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,040 Is that scientifically... 529 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,040 That's a scientific...I don't know the exact... 530 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,040 Well, I will say that... 531 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,040 A COVID is 0.06 micro...nanomicron. 532 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,040 That's it. 533 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,040 It's micro...nanomicrons...micronanons. 534 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,040 It's 0.006. 535 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,040 And a fart is even smaller. 536 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,040 I feel like... 537 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,040 But hold on, not all farts are created equal. 538 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,040 I was going to say yours are beefy. 539 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,040 Yeah, your molecules are slimy. 540 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,040 Mine are like old-based as opposed to currently gigantic molecules. 541 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,040 You can actually see it. 542 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,040 They're visual. 543 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,040 Oh, here you go. 544 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:27,040 Here's a visual comparison of water. 545 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,040 It's 10 to the negative one. 546 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,040 This is nuts. 547 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,040 Look at this. 548 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,040 What the hell is this? 549 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,040 Yeah, but where is COVID? 550 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,040 I don't see fart. 551 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,040 Where's Sean's fart? 552 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040 No, I'm sorry. 553 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,040 I see tennis ball. 554 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,040 Tennis ball is not as big as a virus. 555 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,040 No, 10... 556 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,040 Okay, well Sean's fart is... 557 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,040 It's 10 to the eight. 558 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,040 Those are using exponents. 559 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,040 10 to the eighth. 560 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,040 Oh, I see. 561 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,040 Okay, I thought they were supposed to be... 562 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,040 Oh, there's virus right there. 563 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,040 Oh, bacteria. 564 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,040 What about...oh, see, so... 565 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,040 A period. 566 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,040 Okay, so water is 10 to the negative one. 567 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,040 Oh, not a woman's period, just a period. 568 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,040 A virus is 10 to the second power. 569 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,040 What about quantum dots? 570 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,040 That's 100. 571 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,040 I'm still looking for Sean's fart. 572 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,040 No, no, look, there is a chart out there that says darts, farts, and... 573 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,040 A period, like a female period? 574 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 I just said that. 575 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,040 No, it's a normal period, like a sentence. 576 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,040 It looks like a period on the... 577 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040 Well, what's the size font? 578 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040 Is it 12 font? 579 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,040 Yeah. 580 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,040 I mean, you can have... 581 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,040 That actually has a period on there. 582 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,040 Now, is that like the punctuation? 583 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,040 Yes, punctuation. 584 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,040 Okay, it's not... 585 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,040 As opposed to the female... 586 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,040 Yeah. 587 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,040 ...20-30-day cycle. 588 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,040 Antflow. 589 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040 We're not talking about uterus lining. 590 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,040 Antflow. 591 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,040 What's wrong with you? 592 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,040 Sloughing of the lining. 593 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,040 Sloughing. 594 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,040 That's such a vulgar word. 595 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,040 Good Lord. 596 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,040 God, we're having a podcast, Jeff. 597 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,040 Who says sloughing? 598 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,040 Yeah, who says sloughing? 599 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,040 Isn't that the correct terminology? 600 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,040 It might be. 601 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,040 The size of a fart's molecule compared to a uterus lining. 602 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,040 But nobody says that. 603 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,040 The sloughing of the uterus lining. 604 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,040 There's human fart. 605 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,040 All right, so there we go. 606 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,040 So... 607 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,040 It's kind of shedding off. 608 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040 It's kind of falling. 609 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,040 God. 610 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,040 God. 611 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,040 Well, they're showing the molecules. 612 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,040 I don't need the molecules. 613 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,040 They've got some... 614 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,040 Okay, can we move on from the size of a virus compared to Sean's fart? 615 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,040 This is ridiculous. 616 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,040 Okay, well, then there's somebody's ass blowing up. 617 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,040 Scroll down a little bit. 618 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,040 Well, all right. 619 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,040 That's a cow. 620 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,040 No, there's a picture. 621 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,040 Up one. 622 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,040 Up. 623 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,040 Right there. 624 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040 Right there. 625 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,040 Oh, that's Sean. 626 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,040 There you go. 627 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040 There it is. 628 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,040 Yeah, it's a picture of Sean. 629 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 There it is. 630 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 A Cosmobiologist dreams. 631 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040 It's 20 to 90% nitrogen. 632 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,040 Okay, these are Sean's farts. 633 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,040 10 to 30% carbon dioxide. 634 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,040 20 to 90%, okay. 635 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,040 Okay. 636 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,040 Well, hold on. 637 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:29,040 It can't be 20 to 90% and then hydrogen be 0 to 50%. 638 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,040 This is all over the place. 639 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,040 The nitrogen levels are pretty high. 640 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,040 That's why they all smell different. 641 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,040 Well, methane is what makes it smell bad, right? 642 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,040 That's only 0 between 0 and 10%. 643 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,040 Okay, so he's 99% methane? 644 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040 Is that where Sean is? 645 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,040 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 646 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,040 Sean is just like all methane. 647 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,040 You realize if you wear a butt mask, you can make some money. 648 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,040 I feel like people need to stop farting. 649 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,040 Yeah. 650 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,040 Whoa. 651 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,040 You can't do that. 652 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,720 You can do that in the bathroom in your own damn private time. 653 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,040 Can I stand up and start clapping? 654 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,040 Yeah. 655 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,040 I want to give you a standing ovation right now. 656 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,040 I'm just saying, people need to stop farting in public. 657 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,040 That is the most profound comment that's ever been made. 658 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,040 Look at Jeff. 659 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,040 He's kind of like, who is this guy? 660 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,040 Okay, people don't poop in public. 661 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,040 People don't pee in public. 662 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,040 Hold on. 663 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,040 If you are in California. 664 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 But let's not fart in public. 665 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,040 San Francisco. 666 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,040 Can we just, can we end this? 667 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040 Can we do all bathrooms? 668 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,040 I'll tell you what, if they stop cigarette smoking in public, I'll stop farting in public. 669 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040 What's wrong with smoking? 670 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:22,720 Smoking doesn't do anything to the people. 671 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,480 I don't like cigarette smoking in public, especially when I'm sitting at a restaurant. 672 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,480 I don't like loud music. 673 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480 What? 674 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,480 Do you ever see that bullshit? 675 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,480 What are you, communist? 676 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,480 You ever see the Penn and Teller bullshit? 677 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,480 He goes to see White Zombie. 678 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,480 They did the one on smoking, secondhand smoking. 679 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,480 And they're like- 680 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,480 Marilyn Manson. 681 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480 Was it White Zombie or Marilyn Manson? 682 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480 Which one did you go to see? 683 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,480 I don't know. 684 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,480 I don't know. 685 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,480 I don't know. 686 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,480 I don't know. 687 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,480 I don't know what you're going to see. 688 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:49,120 White, Rob Zombie actually was with Marilyn Manson, by the way. 689 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,120 It was a dual tour. 690 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120 And you went to it? 691 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,120 Yeah. 692 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,120 I would have loved that concert. 693 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,120 But that's loud music. 694 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,120 He says, which one? 695 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120 Well, of course I like loud music. 696 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,120 I'm, I'm just, I'm just sarcastic. 697 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120 You're completely fucking with him. 698 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,120 I get that. 699 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,120 Sarcasm. 700 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,120 It's facetiousness. 701 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,120 So, that word? 702 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,120 Damn, I forgot what I was going to say. 703 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,120 Oh, God. 704 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,120 It was a good one, too. 705 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,120 Oh, yeah. 706 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,120 I'm sorry. 707 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,120 I'm sorry. 708 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,120 I'm sorry. 709 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,120 I'm sorry. 710 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,600 It was a good one, too. 711 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,600 It was a singer. 712 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600 What had to do with farts? 713 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600 Marilyn Manson. 714 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,600 No, Marilyn Manson. 715 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,120 She was almost dead when I saw him on concert. 716 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,240 And then, by the way, two shows later, he had a heat stroke in Houston. 717 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,240 The hell? 718 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,240 What's wrong? 719 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,480 I was, I was telling my wife, I was like, this, this fool's dead. 720 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,640 Like, he's like laying over this pulpit and like laying on the ground. 721 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640 Marilyn Manson. 722 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,160 Wait, a heat stroke performing? 723 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,160 Yeah. 724 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,640 He was, him and Rob Zombie went on tour together. 725 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,160 Rob Zombie's got some fantastic funk. 726 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,160 I don't see either one. 727 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,160 I love Rob Zombie. 728 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,400 I don't see either one of those guys being very healthy. 729 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,400 Rob Zombie's awesome. 730 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,480 He's a writer and a director. 731 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,480 He's written books. 732 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,480 Okay, so he's healthy. 733 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,480 He's insane, dude. 734 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,480 He's... 735 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,600 So, so the other guy, Marilyn Manson is not healthy. 736 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,440 Well, but he was in Texas and he had a heat stroke two shows later. 737 00:20:55,440 --> 00:21:00,800 Marilyn Manson is an actor and that sings and he's just... 738 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,160 He beats up women, too. 739 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,440 Yeah, he got torn up. 740 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,440 Yeah, he's got fake boobies. 741 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,240 Yeah, but he denied it all. 742 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,560 Well, there's a documentary out there that that girl put out. 743 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560 See? 744 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,560 Here we go. 745 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560 Documentaries. 746 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,560 Yeah. 747 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,560 Yeah, it's true. 748 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,880 If it's true, the evidence points to whatever I decided. 749 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,040 So, how did he used to beat the women up with what? 750 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,040 Here we go. 751 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,040 No, he mentally... 752 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,040 I don't know if he... 753 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,040 I haven't watched it. 754 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,040 I haven't watched it. 755 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,040 I mean, these comes in many forms. 756 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,760 It could be, I think it was mentally and there was some physical in there. 757 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760 Well, hold on. 758 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,760 Look at the Johnny Depp and Amanda Hurtnick. 759 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,760 Johnny Depp thing is crazy. 760 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,760 Dude, there's mental abuse going on both sides. 761 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,760 Oh my God. 762 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,760 Oh my God. 763 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,760 Oh my God. 764 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,760 Oh my God. 765 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,760 I think both are shit. 766 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,760 Oh, those people hate each other and they were getting crazy with each other. 767 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,760 Dude. 768 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,760 Okay. 769 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,760 You think he's winning? 770 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,760 I don't know much about that Johnny Depp stuff. 771 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,760 All I know is that I'm... 772 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,760 Thank God I'm not married to that woman. 773 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,760 No shit. 774 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760 To a toxic... 775 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,760 To toxic. 776 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,760 To toxic. 777 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,760 To toxic. 778 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,760 There were... 779 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760 She's psycho. 780 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,760 Sanity, dude. 781 00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,760 So the... 782 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,760 She's going to boil the rabbit. 783 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,080 The court appointed lawyer or the lawyer for the girl. 784 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:10,720 She was trying to beat up Johnny Depp and start poking at him a little bit and asking about 785 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,760 what kind of drugs are you taking? 786 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,200 She was really focused on his size. 787 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,200 So you can see yourself a lot larger than... 788 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200 The penis size? 789 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,200 No, no, no. 790 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200 Height. 791 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,200 In general. 792 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,200 And she was like... 793 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,200 Like Ted Sessions. 794 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200 Johnny Depp is like... 795 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200 Like he's a fucking rock. 796 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200 Pete Sessions. 797 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,720 It says, I wouldn't agree to that statement. 798 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:36,000 She was saying that she is a big woman. 799 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 They have... 800 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Oh, he's badgering. 801 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Yeah, they're totally body shaming him. 802 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 She's going to beat him. 803 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,760 So, Mr. Producer, if you were able to pull up Johnny Depp, court... 804 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760 Amber Heard? 805 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,760 Amber Heard. 806 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760 Yeah, she's body shaming him. 807 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,760 That's her name. 808 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,760 In the size... 809 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,720 She's such a bitch, man. 810 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,720 That meme makes more sense now. 811 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,720 Amber Heard. 812 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,720 Puns. 813 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,520 She was the redhead in Aquaman. 814 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,280 I never saw Aquaman. 815 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280 She was the redhead in Aquaman. 816 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,000 She got booted off the next movie. 817 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,240 I don't watch a lot of superhero movies. 818 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,240 She did? 819 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,880 According to Steven, yeah, she got booted off the next... 820 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,880 Yeah, he did. 821 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880 So did Johnny Depp. 822 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,600 He got booted off of Pirates of the Caribbean. 823 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,640 So they both screwed. 824 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640 They both screwed each other. 825 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,640 Well, they did. 826 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,640 Well, yeah, she screwed. 827 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,200 Well, that's why he's suing her. 828 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:25,800 No, the whole thing is that she was telling people that he was beating up her when he 829 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800 was not beating her up. 830 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,680 Well, she was beating him. 831 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,040 She never named his name. 832 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,560 Well, she put something out on the New York Times. 833 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:40,080 To the point where he was declined an opportunity to work because of the shenanigans that she 834 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,080 was calling. 835 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,320 Well, he got booted off the latest Harry Potter movie because he was the bad guy in that. 836 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,320 They recast him in that. 837 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,320 Was he really? 838 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,600 And then Disney was going to do Pirates and then they backed out of that because of this 839 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,600 whole thing. 840 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,600 So his career is dead right now. 841 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,600 Yeah, it is. 842 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,600 And he is... 843 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,600 Can you imagine? 844 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,440 He is Pirates of the Caribbean. 845 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,480 I've been in a lot of relationships in my life and I've never been physically abused 846 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,280 by any woman. 847 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,280 That's good. 848 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,120 But if I had been, I would never tell anybody. 849 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,120 You know what I'm saying? 850 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,120 That's the thing. 851 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,560 And you see it in this trial. 852 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,240 How many guys go through this shit? 853 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,240 You see it in this trial. 854 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,240 I think a lot. 855 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,240 I think more than you think. 856 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,960 I feel horrible for this guy because you can't do anything about it. 857 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,520 You can't do anything. 858 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,520 What do you do about it? 859 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,520 And that's what he says. 860 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 He says, I've never hit a woman. 861 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,520 I've never done... 862 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,520 Nobody would believe you. 863 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,520 Memes, but a meme's an addition. 864 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,520 That's fucked up, man. 865 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520 See, this is where it's hard to be a guy sometimes. 866 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:34,280 It's a no-win situation for a dude. 867 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,040 And then he goes out here and he tells a story and he's getting ripped up on Twitter and 868 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,040 all that shit. 869 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,040 Making fun of him? 870 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,040 Yeah. 871 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,520 Oh, are you a pussy getting beaten up by your wife? 872 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:48,280 Yeah, but he had some pretty funny comebacks during the trial. 873 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,680 I was trying to find him up there, but we couldn't find him. 874 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,680 Did he sound like Jack Sparrow? 875 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,680 He's got a weird voice. 876 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:59,000 They talk about his relationship with Marilyn Manson. 877 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Can we do video right now, please? 878 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,600 And they were like, well, have you ever done cocaine with Marilyn Manson? 879 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,600 Yes, I have. 880 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600 Have you ever done pills? 881 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600 He says, no. 882 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,400 Have you ever supplied pills to Marilyn Manson? 883 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,160 And Johnny Depp said, well, it's because I wanted him to stop talking so much. 884 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,160 Right? 885 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,160 So he throws a little zinger out there? 886 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,160 Nice. 887 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:23,320 And it's just like, have you ever woke up in the morning and started drinking? 888 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,440 He was like, well, I didn't really think happy or I had a specific time labeled to it. 889 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:34,120 So I heard the judge told the crowd, do no more laughing. 890 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,560 So that must be what the reference is to. 891 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,560 That was one of them. 892 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,560 The judge got like cracked down. 893 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,720 He told them, no more laughing in his courtroom. 894 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,800 The lawyer said, they were questioning his size versus her size. 895 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:53,320 And he was just like, well, I wouldn't categorize myself as being bigger than she. 896 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,960 We're almost the same size. 897 00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:04,320 And the look on her face when he said that, the meme is they've got this clown music playing 898 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,320 on her. 899 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,320 She's kind of like. 900 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:15,280 Look at side to side, up and down. 901 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280 It's crazy though. 902 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,880 It's too bad we can't pull up any video. 903 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,400 Hey guys, this is getting tons of press. 904 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,840 I have. 905 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,080 It's getting tons of press. 906 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,920 I have always been a big Johnny that bad. 907 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,920 Me too. 908 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,360 I love the weird movies that he does. 909 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,360 Me too. 910 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,760 What's Eating Gilbert Grape and like all this weird shit that he does. 911 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,000 Because I like weird movies. 912 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,440 I don't like mainstream blockbuster movies. 913 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:42,040 So I've always been appreciative of his weird choices of Ed Wood. 914 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,040 Right. 915 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,240 Like we could nonetheless. 916 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,960 Or to stand up and say that your wife beat you. 917 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,960 It takes balls. 918 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,960 It takes balls. 919 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960 It takes balls, man. 920 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,960 It takes serious balls. 921 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,960 We've got some quotes here. 922 00:26:53,960 --> 00:27:02,080 I've never struck any woman in my life. 923 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:07,760 Misheard in her frustration and in her rage and her anger, she would strike out. 924 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,760 She would. 925 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,120 It could begin with a slap. 926 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,160 It could begin with a shove. 927 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,440 It could begin with throwing a TV remote at my head. 928 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:24,000 It could be throwing a glass of wine in my face. 929 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:31,120 It was a photograph of the bed, our bed. 930 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120 So she drops a deuce. 931 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120 Oh yeah. 932 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,120 She took a shit. 933 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:38,440 It was human fecal matter. 934 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,440 Holy shit. 935 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,440 Yeah. 936 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,440 So I shit on his bed. 937 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,560 Well, he wasn't around. 938 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,760 It wasn't a good time to go down there? 939 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,200 Well, he was out of town and his maid had called. 940 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:56,840 Oh, I thought he meant down in the clodger region. 941 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,840 No. 942 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,800 Yeah, they weren't into defecating on each other. 943 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,680 I would like to thank every girl I've ever been with right now for not shitting on my 944 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,680 side of the bed. 945 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:11,040 You should have physically squat. 946 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,840 Have you ever seen the cartoon where it says the guy, the guy's laying there and he's got 947 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,880 this big steaming shit on his forehead. 948 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,880 Why would you have that? 949 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880 No, no, no. 950 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,880 Hold on. 951 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,640 And he says, I said, sit on my face. 952 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,640 No. 953 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,640 Is that from porn? 954 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,640 Gross. 955 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,640 Actually, it's from Playboy. 956 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,440 Dude, she shit on his side of the bed. 957 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,440 Yeah, it's bad. 958 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440 Did she sleep into it afterwards? 959 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440 I assume no. 960 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,440 No, she took a shit and left. 961 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,800 And then the house cleaner, the housekeeper. 962 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:45,680 The house cleaner identified, she was like, hey man, this isn't dog shit because I pick 963 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:50,160 up your dog shit around the house and I know everything about you. 964 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,160 This is girthy. 965 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:57,280 Well, she also said she ate corn last night and there's lots of corn in there. 966 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,280 And beans. 967 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,760 You know, corn doesn't break down. 968 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,960 And curry. 969 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,800 I don't need to know anything else. 970 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800 About celery. 971 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,800 What the? 972 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,440 Oh, celery doesn't break down either? 973 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,440 Is celery like corn? 974 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,360 It has very high content of curry in my diet the last week. 975 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360 Celery strings. 976 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,840 Am I right on this? 977 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,840 Corn doesn't break down. 978 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,840 Like you always say you have the corn shit. 979 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,680 I know you always find it in there. 980 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,680 It doesn't matter. 981 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,680 Hold on. 982 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680 Who finds corn? 983 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,960 I mean, what are you like rummaging through your poop? 984 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,160 Well, no, anybody who eats corn. 985 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,920 Do you masticate your corn until it's like nothing? 986 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,920 Okay, first off, every guy after he takes a shit, he looks down there because it's like 987 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920 a big one. 988 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,920 Well, you should. 989 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:33,920 And it's like a record. 990 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,920 Every time it's a record. 991 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,920 Right? 992 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,920 That's not true. 993 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,280 If you eat corn, you're like looking at it and you're like, oh, but these. 994 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,600 But here's the thing. 995 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,800 There's only only when I feel there's a record breaker. 996 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,360 Do I even look down there? 997 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,640 Otherwise, I just flush. 998 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,440 There's like a courtesy flush. 999 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,440 You should check this size, shape and I do. 1000 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,480 I look at your shit to make sure it's healthy. 1001 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,480 I look at every time. 1002 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,360 Yeah, because they're well, I mean, once in a blue moon, I do. 1003 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,440 But black, there's blood in it. 1004 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,440 And I see the corn. 1005 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,120 I see corn when I eat corn. 1006 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:09,200 Because if you go to the bathroom and it's all blood, you probably should know that. 1007 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,040 So you probably just take a look. 1008 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,720 And remember, and this is a good this is a good health. 1009 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,760 Yeah, this is a good health tip. 1010 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:24,160 So if you see in your stool that there's dried, dried blood is dark. 1011 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,000 Yeah, it's black. 1012 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,480 It's almost black, which means if you are bleeding in your stomach and intestines before 1013 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,760 and it's dry, yes, but if it's bright red, then you have hemorrhoids. 1014 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760 Right. 1015 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,760 It's it's at the very tail end. 1016 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,320 You've you've eaten a lot of the digestive. 1017 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,680 You know, you guys have your like your BM caliper so you can like measure the size. 1018 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,360 I actually measure it every time I pull it out. 1019 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,360 I smell it. 1020 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,360 I taste it. 1021 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,360 Do put your mouth around it. 1022 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,360 Talk about the calipers. 1023 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,640 Just kind of know when you have brought up calipers a lot. 1024 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,200 Well, he's got to be a caliper. 1025 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,600 So let's talk about calipers. 1026 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,760 Well, you have a set of like 200 calipers. 1027 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,680 You have to have an accurate measure. 1028 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,680 That's true. 1029 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:07,520 And the only way to accurately measure it was the caliper. 1030 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,520 But I think he has a very unique set. 1031 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,440 It's got to be a very unique set. 1032 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,960 Have you ever tried to measure the girth of a poo? 1033 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,960 Yeah, I mean, it's very soft. 1034 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,960 Yeah. 1035 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,960 Well, you gotta be. 1036 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,960 Jeff's poop. 1037 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,240 Well, you have very wide poops. 1038 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,240 Sometimes it's like a big pineapple grenade. 1039 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,880 It's like a it's like a code. 1040 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,920 It's just nice. 1041 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,480 It's a chode poop. 1042 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,560 It's like a huge Elmer's glue. 1043 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,040 An arm. 1044 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,520 OK, this is run its course. 1045 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520 Yeah. 1046 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,520 Yeah. 1047 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,520 Can we? 1048 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:46,840 On behalf of our one listener, we're going to move on to a new topic. 1049 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,840 The bourbon that's on the screen. 1050 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,840 Yes. 1051 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,960 Go ahead and bring us into this. 1052 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,960 What is the bourbon? 1053 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,960 That's what we drank. 1054 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,440 LW Sinclair four grain. 1055 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,440 We did. 1056 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440 Oh, OK. 1057 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,120 It's going to glass and beyond distillation. 1058 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,120 60% hearts. 1059 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,120 30% dark arts. 1060 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,120 It's kind of like a black dark arts. 1061 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,120 Let's do some. 1062 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,120 We all have like a cauldron. 1063 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,120 It's kind of satanic. 1064 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:14,400 That's the four green concoction that they pull out. 1065 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,160 Is this a satanic bourbon going on? 1066 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,280 Who's the gay wizard on on a double? 1067 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,760 Is this a Dumbledore? 1068 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,320 Why is there a double door banging? 1069 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,320 Anyway, is it going to be gay? 1070 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,320 Grindelwald, the bad guy. 1071 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,320 Johnny Depp's character. 1072 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,320 Quiet. 1073 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,320 You're lying. 1074 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,320 No. 1075 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,320 Did you see the movie? 1076 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,320 I just said double doors banging. 1077 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,320 Johnny Depp. 1078 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,320 Did you say the word banging? 1079 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,320 Who said the word banging? 1080 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320 I don't know if they show penetration. 1081 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,320 Oh, well, you know, was there some simulated stuff? 1082 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,320 I don't. 1083 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320 I haven't seen the movie. 1084 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,320 I don't know. 1085 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,320 You're spoiling it for me. 1086 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,320 I want to know who he's banging. 1087 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,320 I don't want you to tell me. 1088 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,320 It's the it's the no. 1089 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,320 He has a relationship with the bad guy. 1090 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,320 Grindelwald. 1091 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,320 I don't know what they show or what they talk about. 1092 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,320 I don't know. 1093 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320 I don't know. 1094 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,320 I don't know. 1095 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,320 I don't know. 1096 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,320 I don't know. 1097 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,320 I don't know. 1098 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,320 I don't know. 1099 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,320 I don't know what they show or what they talk about. 1100 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,320 So he's got some sort of prison yard thing going on. 1101 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,320 I can't. 1102 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,320 I can't see the movie. 1103 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,320 I don't know. 1104 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,320 I can't do this. 1105 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,320 I'm out on any of this. 1106 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,320 Yeah, I'm out. 1107 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,320 I'm out, too. 1108 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,320 Can we take a vote on if we move on to Lee W. Sinclair? 1109 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,320 All right. 1110 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320 So it's it's double pots. 1111 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,320 Distilled this one that we drank was not a hundred proof. 1112 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,320 That's not a bottle of Bob Hunter proof. 1113 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,320 This one was a single hundred and seven. 1114 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,320 Seven point seven. 1115 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,320 It was potent. 1116 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,320 Yes, it was very tasty. 1117 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,320 I don't know what store pick it was, though. 1118 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,320 This total one. 1119 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,320 Hold on. 1120 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,320 Pump the brakes. 1121 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,320 I think it was total. 1122 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,320 I think it was Liquor King. 1123 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,320 Yeah, it was. 1124 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,320 Yeah, because it wasn't total one. 1125 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,320 It was definitely like I would have noticed total one. 1126 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320 Really? 1127 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,320 Yeah, it's got a big tag on it because look, just puts a stick around. 1128 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,320 I think. 1129 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,320 Nice. 1130 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,320 Look at you. 1131 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,320 We're becoming a sticker. 1132 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,320 Yeah. 1133 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,320 I'm going to get a barrel someday. 1134 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,320 Why? 1135 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,320 I'd be really cool. 1136 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,320 Yeah. 1137 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,320 Do we not have any bourbon on the table? 1138 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,320 Paul's got a. 1139 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,320 Whoa. 1140 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,320 What's going on? 1141 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,320 Paul requested bourbon. 1142 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,320 Well, we don't have any bourbon on the table. 1143 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,320 I know. 1144 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,320 Well, why don't you get your deaf ass over there and go pick one up? 1145 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,320 There's no bourbon here. 1146 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,320 I'm actually drinking mick. 1147 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,320 Our American. 1148 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,320 So he just went into the special needs category. 1149 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,320 He did. 1150 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,320 And he walked out there. 1151 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,320 You did. 1152 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,320 What are you talking about? 1153 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,320 He just slandered a hearing impaired person. 1154 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,320 Hold on. 1155 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,320 We can't be slandered. 1156 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,320 You said deaf motherfucker. 1157 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,320 That's an oxymoron. 1158 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,320 You can't say both. 1159 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,320 You said why don't you get your deaf ass. 1160 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320 Is that a double negative? 1161 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,320 I heard deaf ass. 1162 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,320 Get your deaf ass up. 1163 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,320 Look at you guys. 1164 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,320 You guys are more woke than you think you are. 1165 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,320 Right? 1166 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320 Right? 1167 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,320 I like to have fun with it. 1168 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,320 Shit, I'm so deaf. 1169 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,320 He does. 1170 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,320 I am hearing impaired. 1171 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,320 Yeah. 1172 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320 He is. 1173 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,320 I'm totally deaf. 1174 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,320 The only reason I can hear what you're saying is because I have headphones. 1175 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,320 I'm sorry, what did you say? 1176 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,320 Exactly. 1177 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,320 We envisioned Paul like in the 80s when he had the large hearing aids. 1178 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,320 You know how the Cloud City from Star Wars? 1179 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,320 No. 1180 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,320 You watched Star Wars, right? 1181 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,320 Large hearing aids. 1182 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,320 What does that mean? 1183 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,320 Empire Strives Back or the Cloud City. 1184 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,320 Who is that? 1185 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,320 Uncle Nearest? 1186 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,320 Oh, I love Uncle Nearest. 1187 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,320 Okay, so Uncle Nearest was the, he was a guy. 1188 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,320 He wasn't anything. 1189 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,320 He was a guy that worked at Jack Daniels. 1190 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:21,320 So, the people that started Uncle Nearest, they started Uncle Nearest Whiskey, it's about 1191 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,320 30 miles north of where Jack Daniels is. 1192 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,320 Pass along, absolutely. 1193 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,320 Keep talking, but I'm going to make an order. 1194 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:39,320 So, the investors of Uncle Nearest, they want to be bought out by Jack Daniels, which makes 1195 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:47,320 sense that Jack Daniels would buy a successful whiskey called Uncle Nearest, being Uncle Nearest 1196 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,320 actually worked at Jack Daniels. 1197 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,320 And, and. 1198 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,320 It's good whiskey too. 1199 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,320 Yeah, he's very good. 1200 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,320 He. 1201 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,320 Solid. 1202 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,320 Jack Daniels had huge respect for that guy too. 1203 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,320 Yeah, well, Jack Daniels died from kicking a safe. 1204 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,320 So, there's that. 1205 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,320 You ever see that story? 1206 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,320 I've been, I've been to the. 1207 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:17,320 He got mad, he couldn't open the safe and he kicked it and he broke his toe, which got 1208 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,320 infected, which led to him amputating his foot. 1209 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,320 This is what? 1210 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,320 Amputating his knee, amputating his leg and he died. 1211 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,320 Do they cleave him in half? 1212 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,320 So, it was interesting, but back to the story of the, of the, of the black dude. 1213 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,320 Yeah, the black guy. 1214 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,320 He was the only black guy that worked at the distillery. 1215 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,320 Like literally out of any picture that was there. 1216 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,320 Thank you. 1217 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,320 You could spot him because he was the only black guy. 1218 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,320 He was in every picture. 1219 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,320 But he was free. 1220 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,320 Which by itself was a massive thing back then. 1221 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320 Oh yeah. 1222 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,320 Which means it showed a tremendous respect for this dude. 1223 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,320 Totally not normal. 1224 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,320 I love it. 1225 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,320 I love it. 1226 00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:02,320 Uncle Nearest was, which is more crazy that a whiskey was started outside of the Jack 1227 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,320 Daniels family. 1228 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320 Yes. 1229 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,320 Which out of respect. 1230 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,320 Which, and then here you go. 1231 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,320 So, okay. 1232 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,320 So, okay. 1233 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,320 So think about this, right? 1234 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,320 So there was a black guy that was referred to as Uncle Nearest that worked at Jack Daniels, 1235 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,320 right? 1236 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,320 And we all know the Jack Daniels story and all this stuff goes down. 1237 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:24,320 Now outside people started a whiskey named after this guy. 1238 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,320 Yeah. 1239 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,320 And he's not involved in it? 1240 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,320 They have nothing to do with Jack Daniel. 1241 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,320 But did it have to do with him? 1242 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,320 No. 1243 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,320 The people that started this whiskey have nothing to do. 1244 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,320 Even the dude had nothing to do. 1245 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,320 But they knew of the name to try to capitalize on the name. 1246 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,320 They want to sell it to Jack Daniels is what they wanted to know. 1247 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,320 Well, I mean, why not? 1248 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,320 Hey, we're going to start a whiskey. 1249 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,320 We're going to put the distillery 30 miles north of Jack Daniel. 1250 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,320 There's only two major distilleries in Tennessee anyway. 1251 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,320 And Jack Daniels, yeah, Dickle and Jack Daniels. 1252 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:07,320 So now you're going to put 30 miles north of Lynchburg, Tennessee, which basically 1253 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,320 is shit. 1254 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,320 Nothing there. 1255 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,320 I mean, even Lynchburg, there's nothing to dry county and all that bullshit. 1256 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,320 Yeah, that that's fucking stupid. 1257 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,320 I know you went on the tour. 1258 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,320 We were like so excited to drink Jack Daniels. 1259 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,320 They were like, you can't know you can now. 1260 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:28,320 But then so Jack Daniels is actually charging 50 percent more for liquor bought on site 1261 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,320 now that they got a change to a wet count. 1262 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,320 It's bullshit. 1263 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,320 It's such a tourist trap. 1264 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,320 It's total garbage. 1265 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,320 The only reason I went there is because that's what my wife drinks. 1266 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:44,320 I literally took a giant detour to Kentucky to make my wife happy, which is fine. 1267 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,320 But this uncle near shit. 1268 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,320 It's good. 1269 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,320 And it's good whiskey. 1270 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,320 It's good whiskey. 1271 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,320 It's not bourbon, but it's whiskey. 1272 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,320 It's good. 1273 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,320 It's premium whiskey. 1274 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,320 Jack Daniels needs to buy it because I know people that I'm invested in. 1275 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,320 Jack Daniels is technically a bourbon, but they don't market it. 1276 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,320 They don't want to be a bourbon. 1277 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,320 Yeah, it is a bourbon, but they are technically a bourbon. 1278 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,320 They are technically a bourbon, but technically a bourbon. 1279 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,320 Yeah, they are. 1280 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,320 The first rule of bourbon is you have to want to be a bourbon. 1281 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,320 Well, come on. 1282 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,320 They don't say that in the list. 1283 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:21,320 I mean, but they let me put let me say they meet all the requirements. 1284 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:27,320 They do meet the requirements to put bourbon on a label, but they choose not to. 1285 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,320 Because they're a Tennessee whiskey. 1286 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,320 Right. 1287 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,320 And I respect that. 1288 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,320 I'm okay with that. 1289 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,320 I'm totally okay with that. 1290 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:39,320 But you know, a lot of times when people say they're a whiskey and then you think to yourself, 1291 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:44,320 okay, are they saying they're a whiskey because they don't meet the requirements of a bourbon? 1292 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,320 Right. 1293 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,320 So, yes. 1294 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,320 No, they meet the requirements. 1295 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,320 They do. 1296 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,320 They just don't want to be a bourbon. 1297 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,320 And I don't blame them, right? 1298 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,320 They want to differentiate themselves. 1299 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,320 Well, here's the thing. 1300 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,320 If you're if you're a Tennessee and you've been doing this as long as yeah, if you've 1301 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,320 been doing this as long as Kentucky has no. 1302 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,320 Why would you be like, I'm not going to cater to your little your bourbon? 1303 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,320 How long has Jack Daniels been doing? 1304 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,320 I don't think the result is bourbon. 1305 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,320 They've been around. 1306 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,320 Well, Elijah Craig is supposedly the father of bourbon, right? 1307 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,320 Okay. 1308 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,320 So that was one story. 1309 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,320 That was right. 1310 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:21,320 Then he burnt the fish barrels because that was back in when the Saxons invaded the. 1311 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,320 That was the three. 1312 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,320 That was 1206. 1313 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,320 Those three guys ever see the documentary? 1314 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,320 The what? 1315 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,320 Did you see the documentary Neat on Hulu? 1316 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,320 Meet the Freddie, Freddie Johnson, Freddie Mercury. 1317 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,320 Freddie Mercury. 1318 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,320 Neat. 1319 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,320 See the doctor. 1320 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,320 We're all over the place right now. 1321 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,320 Great. 1322 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,320 And Freddie Mercury. 1323 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,320 That's what I heard. 1324 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,320 There's a great documentary on. 1325 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:49,320 I think it was on Hulu and it's about bourbon and it's with Freddie Johnson, which he's 1326 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,320 like third or fourth generation at Buffalo Trace. 1327 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,320 Nice. 1328 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,320 So I hadn't seen the documentary when I went on. 1329 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,320 But as it skewed towards. 1330 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,320 I went on the barrel to because it's a documentary. 1331 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,320 I went on the barrel tour. 1332 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,320 Sorry, I got that. 1333 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,320 So that was the only the only tour was available. 1334 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,320 We actually went up. 1335 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,320 Long story. 1336 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,320 Anyway, so Freddie Johnson was our tour guide. 1337 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,320 OK. 1338 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,320 And so we're walking around and the guy's like, he's like, oh, my God, because you know 1339 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,320 who our tour guide. 1340 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,320 I'm like, no, I don't know. 1341 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,320 And he goes, because shit, he's the star of this documentary. 1342 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,320 What documentary? 1343 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,320 It's called Neat and whatever. 1344 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,320 So I actually watched it when we got back. 1345 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,320 Nice. 1346 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,320 And he's like, like third generation. 1347 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,320 I mean, he fucking knows. 1348 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:41,320 He grew up at Buffalo Trace and he was a tour guide. 1349 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,320 Yeah, he was our tour guide. 1350 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,320 You wish you had known. 1351 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,320 No, the guy told me like literally when we left. 1352 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,320 I know. 1353 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,320 But you watch the documentary after. 1354 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,320 But what you saw is him and our friends on Facebook now. 1355 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,320 You see that too. 1356 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,320 Nice. 1357 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,320 My God. 1358 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,320 Freddie Johnson. 1359 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,320 Nice. 1360 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,320 But now it's not that big a deal because I realized that all this shit is bullshit anyway. 1361 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,320 What is? 1362 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,320 What are we doing all this bourbon shit? 1363 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,320 No, come on. 1364 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,320 Well, OK, so the whole. 1365 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,320 A little bit of territorial stuff. 1366 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,320 The whole Kentucky magic is bullshit. 1367 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:21,320 But I have I had a I have a foolproof Garrison Brothers that is literally two years old. 1368 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,320 Right. 1369 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,320 That is one of the best bourbons you've ever had. 1370 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,320 And it's cast dry. 1371 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,320 So it's like a like one hundred twenty five proof. 1372 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,320 Right. 1373 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,320 It was me. 1374 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,320 Right. 1375 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,320 Meaning we live in a hot weather environment. 1376 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320 Correct. 1377 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:41,320 So like that barrels like this crammed into that. 1378 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,320 Oh, yeah. 1379 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,320 You know what I'm saying? 1380 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,320 I do. 1381 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,320 And they run those little 15 barrels. 1382 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,320 Yeah, we're talking about the small ones. 1383 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,320 I've been a little 15 gallon barrels, which which is good. 1384 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:55,320 The you know, that are are are illustrious. 1385 00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:00,320 Congress got distracted with covid and bullshit and whatever. 1386 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:07,320 Here's the problem when they're not distracted by a major issue, they start making laws about other stuff. 1387 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,320 Because, you know, that's what they do. 1388 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,320 Right. 1389 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,320 Like they make law. 1390 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,320 About what? 1391 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,320 About what? 1392 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:25,320 So there was there was a big push before covid to require bourbon to be barreled and 55 gallon barrel. 1393 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,320 Gotcha. 1394 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,320 OK. 1395 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,320 Not the little ones. 1396 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,320 And not the 1520. 1397 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,320 Well, he was pushing that, though. 1398 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,320 A bunch of dipshit. 1399 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,320 What lobbyists were pushing? 1400 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,320 I don't know. 1401 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320 The Kentucky. 1402 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,320 I bet the right bourbon has lobbyists. 1403 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,320 You know how traction gets? 1404 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,320 You know, yeah. 1405 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,320 I bet you. 1406 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:48,320 So where you're going that was I bet you somehow Kentucky would have an influence on Texas forcing that. 1407 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,320 The bourbon lobbyists. 1408 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,320 The state of Texas. 1409 00:43:51,320 --> 00:44:00,320 I mean, I'm going to Texas, it's like every time I hear about people, they want to make law and I'm like, we need to stop these idiots from making law. 1410 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,320 Right. 1411 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,320 The more laws they make, the less freedom we have. 1412 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,320 I agree with that. 1413 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,320 Stop fucking making law. 1414 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:12,320 That's a general that's a general deal on the state level, on the city level, on the federal level. 1415 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,320 Let's let's let us work it out ourselves. 1416 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,320 I love that. 1417 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,320 You know, we could figure this out. 1418 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,320 We're humans. 1419 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,320 We're adults. 1420 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,320 We're we're grown. 1421 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,320 Yeah, we can figure this out. 1422 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:29,320 We don't need you in Austin or Washington or all these places to figure it out for us. 1423 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,320 Anyway, there's no Johnson right there. 1424 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,320 I love it. 1425 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,320 Yeah. 1426 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,320 So how many of those have you had? 1427 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,320 So the Buffalo Trace standard, we've got what? 1428 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,320 Two tankards out there. 1429 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,320 Yeah. 1430 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,320 They got the Pappies, the Blanton's, the D.H. Taylor. 1431 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,320 I see the Blanton's. 1432 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,320 I see the Blanton's bottle. 1433 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,320 And then Stagg. 1434 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,320 I've got a couple of bottles. 1435 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,320 I got I got a bottle of Stagg 2019 Stagg. 1436 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,320 Yeah, I just picked up a bottle of E.H. 1437 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,320 Taylor. 1438 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,320 It should be here. 1439 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,320 It should be here this weekend. 1440 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,320 You got a picture. 1441 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,320 We get a bottle of what? 1442 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,320 E.H. 1443 00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,320 Taylor, Colonel E.H. 1444 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,320 Taylor. 1445 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,320 Yeah. 1446 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,320 Is it the regular? 1447 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,320 It's the small batch. 1448 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:08,320 OK, I have a small batch and I have a single barrel. 1449 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,320 Well, the single barrel Sean was going to get. 1450 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,320 It's hard to get. 1451 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:18,320 And well, I was out in and it was actually in Cursin City, Nevada. 1452 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,320 And the place I went to had Blanton's. 1453 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,320 It had the single barrel E.H. 1454 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320 Taylor, the small batch E.H. 1455 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,320 Taylor had a Stagg, had Elmer T. Lee, had a bunch of them. 1456 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,320 Wow. 1457 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,320 And I picked up the small batch and I thought I was going to say a single barrel. 1458 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,320 I thought the single barrel was ninety nine bucks. 1459 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,320 It was marked up. 1460 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:43,320 And Sean said he wanted it, so I went back and it was like and I'm it was it was way in the back. 1461 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,320 Of course, you couldn't see it was behind the counter. 1462 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,320 It was one ninety nine. 1463 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,320 It was two hundred bucks instead of ninety nine. 1464 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,320 I was like, son of a bitch. 1465 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,320 I'm going to scratch that. 1466 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,320 I'm not going to. 1467 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,320 Yeah, I wouldn't. 1468 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,320 I wouldn't. 1469 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,320 No, it's too much. 1470 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,320 It's too much. 1471 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320 Yeah. 1472 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320 So I scratched. 1473 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,320 I was like, I'm not doing it. 1474 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:04,320 But and then he wouldn't even tell me the price of the Weller cast strength. 1475 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,320 Why? 1476 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,320 He wouldn't even tell you. 1477 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,320 He wouldn't tell me. 1478 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,320 He was like, you know, I'm going to give you a discount. 1479 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,320 I'm going to be like, you're going to give me a discount if it's too high. 1480 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,320 It's too high. 1481 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,320 And he owns the store. 1482 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320 It was the owner of the store. 1483 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,320 I'm like, fuck you. 1484 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,320 You tell me what the price is. 1485 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,320 Maybe it's way high because I was like six hundred bucks. 1486 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,320 I bought it to two hundred. 1487 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,320 Right. 1488 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,320 I was like, I was like, there's no way I'm paying. 1489 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,320 That's what you get to where you screwed up. 1490 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:32,320 And still, you should have said, I got my to spend here, bro. 1491 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,320 So is it eight ninety nine? 1492 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,320 Oh, it's not that much, sir. 1493 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:43,320 But the but the the special reserve so we have two tankards out there of the special 1494 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:49,660 reserve the big weller with the green label we paid 40 bucks for the 1.75 and the worth 1495 00:46:49,660 --> 00:47:00,280 one million they wanted ninety nine dollars for the 750 wow so cha-ching that that's so 1496 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:07,800 that's the 750 for 90 or 100 bucks is that ever been opened what out here yeah we have 1497 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,840 a partial we have a full one that's never been opened good put that in the safe and 1498 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:17,240 very in the backyard the backyard barrier barrier all right I'll do it very with all 1499 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:21,600 the cash and they had some good ones but that was the only store that had that allocated 1500 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:27,040 stuff yeah everyone that I went into didn't have shit it was just a regular they had the 1501 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:31,800 eagle rare here you go they had the eagle rare for a hundred bucks that's a thirty dollar 1502 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:39,760 bottle and MSRP so um like I'm kind of curious like if you were that it's not on right now 1503 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,840 well um so DeSantis I'm kind of curious we're talking about a little bit about the the bourbon 1504 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:50,560 and purchasing it in different counties and stuff like that well DeSantis is uh they're 1505 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:58,400 basically stripping um the powers of Disney and I'm kind of curious if does Disney have 1506 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:03,760 does Disney have there's it's not the power oh yeah there's no stripping away their governmental 1507 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:12,720 it's a special district okay so so in 1955 okay but but these are Florida law is based 1508 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:22,200 on Spanish law okay so Texas law is based on Mexican law which is very similar to Spanish 1509 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:32,000 law right so Florida and Texas have a very similar legal structure in our property rights 1510 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,240 that makes sense it makes total sense yeah it's French and that's why all the counties 1511 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:43,080 are parishes right yeah so kind of like lost cleanness to Irving Texas well not quite but 1512 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:52,880 Texas and and and and Florida are very similar tech Disney has a special district which is 1513 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:58,240 basically its own city they govern themselves they govern themselves well it's not that 1514 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:05,200 govern themselves but it's it's a city where they provide their own services okay so like 1515 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:10,520 you could do a special district in Texas that's what most of these the rural communities go 1516 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,440 to now like like Don Huffins I don't know what you feel about Dove and Huffins but Don 1517 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:23,320 Huffins developer wise total piece of shit so what he does is he develops these these 1518 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:31,360 these housing projects in rural areas and he defines them as a special district so what 1519 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:38,480 you do is you put a trailer on a thousand acres of land and you have the person living 1520 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:46,840 in the trailer votes to to designate a special district guy once it's designated a special 1521 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:53,280 district by the majority of Revenson's which is the one guy living in the trailer now you 1522 00:49:53,280 --> 00:50:01,400 can issue bonds for whatever now it's in in Florida it's very similar to Texas because 1523 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:11,200 so a rural community can issue bonds for ambulance service guy they can issue bonds for water 1524 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:20,080 they can issue bonds for this so Disney has a special district in Florida that spans two 1525 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:27,600 different counties and they it's not that they govern themselves but they provide their 1526 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,680 own services they provide their own police they provide their own fire they defied their 1527 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:40,120 own water sewer everything and court systems and code enforcement and code enforcement 1528 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:50,400 and Sharia law well I mean the county's on Sharia law but counties aren't I think it 1529 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:57,880 is in a certain part of Epcot so now what we have is in Florida is a special case where 1530 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:09,760 a the governing people of the state the governing legislature is pushing back against a corporation 1531 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:16,680 who doesn't agree with them which is totally fucked by the way there are there are some 1532 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:24,520 laws that are against that that you cannot go be a governor or a political office and 1533 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:31,640 do something I won't say vindictive but something detrimental to a to a individual or corporation 1534 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,040 there are laws out there that prevent that and you should already happened they passed 1535 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:42,440 it well they passed it they did yeah they passed it I mean Disney's fucked so they're 1536 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:48,400 not fucked they just they have to change they have to change a few things so Disney has 1537 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:57,160 about and people don't even know they estimate about two billion dollars worth of bond okay 1538 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:03,880 so what Disney does is they issue bonds to create infrastructure and and they're heavily 1539 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:08,720 there I go I say they could recreate roads sewer water right you know whatever let's 1540 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:14,120 fly that's what happened back in the day because it was a swamp yeah it was developed land 1541 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:19,120 a total shit hole everything to develop it so Disney developed it and then so what they 1542 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:26,320 do is they issue bonds there's only 54 people that live on Disney property and those people 1543 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:32,000 have to pay taxes and whatever under this stuff regulation so Disney pays like I don't 1544 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:38,520 know what it was I think it's like 180 million dollars a year and bond payments towards these 1545 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:44,440 bonds right because Disney obviously what these bonds paid right you know it's their 1546 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:49,400 infrastructure like it's their whole setup it's their whole system the problem with taking 1547 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:57,280 away the special district is now these bonds that are due like these are money owed are 1548 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:03,240 spread to the two counties because Disney is in two different counties right and now 1549 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:10,880 you have the counties have to take over and provide the services for firefighters sewer 1550 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,960 you know this that the streets go bad the soundings have to do it now Disney doesn't 1551 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:20,680 do it and you have all this shit and then you also have this deal where where Disney 1552 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:25,840 was making overpayments to the bonds into the tune of like almost 200 million dollars 1553 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:32,280 a year right like they were paying towards these bonds right they're not required to 1554 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:37,880 do that anymore and they may choose to well I also well again I've done well verse to 1555 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:44,200 this but they're gonna have to pay taxes now of course a property taxes already but do 1556 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:48,560 they it's the same it's the same the bonds via the bonds yeah but I think I think it's 1557 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:53,520 gonna be more now because they're gonna know pay the for Disney it'll be about 200 million 1558 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:59,880 dollars less because Disney was overpaying the bond yeah I'm not sure to Santas I mean 1559 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,480 and I'm not well versed either but I'm not sure to Santas would do this if it didn't 1560 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:09,360 really if it didn't like really bite what was really hurt do you believe that the Santas 1561 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:15,200 did it simply for the fact that of course Disney stepped up and was like hey we want 1562 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:21,200 to call gay people gay in the four years retaliation for taking a woke stand it was retaliation 1563 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:30,880 I don't care what the issue when when elected officials take a stand and punish a corporation 1564 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:38,640 I hear you for whatever they're fucking fucking Disney Disney is taking advantage of a tax 1565 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:47,800 break or taking advantage of a of a certain I you know legislative or bureaucratic advantage 1566 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,880 then fuck them I think what's gonna happen you know these two counties are gonna be overloaded 1567 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:59,520 by two billion dollars and bonds okay two billion dollars and bonds sure most people 1568 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:05,400 have to be most people have to say about 1.7 billion whatever two billion dollars in bond 1569 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:10,360 you're gonna dump this on the county right right or two counties and and then you're 1570 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,920 gonna be like all right counties bring on the firefighter what well I read an article 1571 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:21,120 better have a hiring fair well because we need fire support you know I'm saying that 1572 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:27,400 that tax burn is not gonna go on to those counties they've there there's something I 1573 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,560 can't again I'm not well versed but I just read a headline that they're not gonna be 1574 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:37,200 responsible for all those taxes like the the media is saying they will well they'll they'll 1575 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,720 I mean the counties are gonna be responsible for the bond they said the people will not 1576 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:46,120 be responsible for increased taxes the good news is there's not that many people in either 1577 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:52,000 county like these aren't major metropolis you know what I'm saying I actually I have 1578 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,560 a solution we're gonna find out and I'm not a New Yorker any New Yorker or Californian 1579 00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:02,440 that moves to California to Florida has to pay for whatever Disney I don't think that 1580 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:07,800 works why not why not that should be because there is a because now you're because we have 1581 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:14,280 a bunch of your races now you're now you're special interest selecting I know I know I 1582 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:21,000 can't and wait till the other parties in charge he was like he was voicing concern about the 1583 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,320 Californians and New Yorkers that are moving to Florida and bring in their votes with them 1584 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:33,720 just like Texas right what he said the same thing yeah about you know don't bring your 1585 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:42,520 Californian you know our two blue 25% Cubans 25% but the reality the reality of it is is 1586 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:49,800 that even though the reality of it is is that it should have never been that way from the 1587 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:55,440 get-go no regardless whose laws it was based on well Disney never should have come out 1588 00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:02,000 and so we're going to actually actively they should have done a time ago your bill corporate 1589 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,640 a California company should not have come to Florida says we're gonna try to overturn 1590 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:10,680 your absolutely corporate America corporate America should stay out of politics 100% they 1591 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:15,320 should be no they shouldn't yes they should fuck they're the biggest contributor from 1592 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:20,200 politics that who do you think all the politics money comes well sure it is yeah well that 1593 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:25,120 shit but it should the Supreme Court actually the pockets of the politicians it doesn't 1594 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:33,240 line the American citizens the Supreme Court actually ruled that corporations are people 1595 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:40,400 remember that quote from Romney I do remember I remember corporations are people and they 1596 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:48,160 should have a voice the Supreme Court actually ruled that and and and we're in the shit system 1597 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:53,520 but if you don't think the money controls politics it does fucking retarded you don't 1598 00:57:53,520 --> 00:58:00,520 think I don't think it's right everything in this country is but that's a capitalistic 1599 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:07,680 society okay so I love living in a capitalistic society right I love it like I am totally 1600 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:14,000 on board but do you think the Disney infrastructure was a capitalistic society hey you know what 1601 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:19,240 look here's that's that's a that's a kingdom no you know they had a special district we 1602 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:25,480 have special districts all over North Texas like every Huffines development you know all 1603 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:30,920 the shit up on 380 drive down 380 all the Jerry Jones shit and fucking that well actually 1604 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:37,640 the Jerry Jones shit is not special this really which I don't know why he doesn't say that 1605 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:48,000 community north of yeah so the any Savannah no Savannah that's a cool little it's not 1606 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:59,520 the fucking hood so I don't think so I think those little homes are total shitholes because 1607 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:03,520 they're why they're built to know stay because you had Cheech and Chunk counting those things 1608 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:10,400 out on the economy right total shitholes there's no building standards there's no building 1609 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:16,120 inspections there's no nothing because it's county land and he put one fuckhead on a trailer 1610 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:21,960 and he votes a special district and then you create bonds for the roads sewer water trash 1611 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:28,720 everything and then the whole mess all the homes built in the Savannah subdivisions and 1612 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:34,200 all that they're all shit no no code and no look at their look at their taxes they have 1613 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:39,200 permits and they have code enforcement but there's a bar they're subpar they have county 1614 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:47,000 permits but look at their taxes and they have line items for everything brother also they 1615 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,440 can screw it on the I have so what happens when all those roads are shit and need to 1616 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:56,600 be replaced who's picking up the bill the homeowners yeah what happens when the water 1617 00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:03,720 lines break and they need repairs who's picking up the bill yeah dude Hugh Coleman was a Denton 1618 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:12,960 County Commissioner and fought the special district tooth and nail to the point where 1619 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:21,800 the last time he won re-election his opponent got 200 almost 300 250 almost 300,000 dollars 1620 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:30,040 in donations from developers of course and he won and he lost the last time he ran because 1621 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:36,280 he just got outpaced I mean right at some point there money wins a lot there at some 1622 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:42,360 point there's so much money that and the developers hate him because they want the special district 1623 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:47,560 because this with the special district now I don't have to build all the road I don't 1624 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:53,360 have to put in the yeah yeah no no I hear you I can pass that shit well I'll be honest 1625 01:00:53,360 --> 01:01:00,440 I had no idea I had no idea that shit goes on every day the actual buildings themselves 1626 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:07,480 in the savannas they're trash they're absolutely trash I have remodeled several of those buildings 1627 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:14,600 in there and they're absolute trash I tell you what code why profit poorly built okay 1628 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:20,560 so you've got you've got a 25 you got let's say 2500 square foot house and the electrical 1629 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:26,880 distribution of the house is 12 gauges 14 gauge wire in there as opposed to 12 gauge 1630 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:33,200 I mean it's just it's all subpar they're absolutely the breaker boxes aren't even 600 volts I 1631 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:38,280 think they're like you know 400 volts or something like that Providence Village piece of shit 1632 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:45,960 and that's what the Providence Village actually went into Aubrey right so like the initial 1633 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:53,440 few phases were not in Aubrey right and then it started growing and growing into Aubrey 1634 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:59,240 and so that's when they had the major vote to turn it into Paloma or what was it not 1635 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:04,620 Paloma Creek as a Providence Village and so now it's the town of Providence Village they 1636 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:09,840 don't have to deal with Aubrey anymore because the watering down the codes watering down 1637 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:16,600 making it cheap it's making it cheap yeah yeah when that those were first built 15 years 1638 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,240 ago whatever we drive by cuz we got some friends up in our but we drive by I was like oh those 1639 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:27,800 are nice brand new nice and colorful right they're really colorful yeah all these different 1640 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:38,960 colors and a bunch of lakes my first we wanted to buy a house there do you sell it was $92,000 1641 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:46,440 by the way wish I'd have bought that shit I don't give a shit how you know what Fox 1642 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:55,040 and Jacob are there home values like home values are going fucking crazy right now it's 1643 01:02:55,040 --> 01:03:01,280 crazy so is he going crazy there too well I mean everybody is scaled up so yeah when 1644 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:07,480 you're in the center of the city the home values are you know super absolutely and as 1645 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:15,040 you go out it's less but yeah I'm no they've they've appreciated meaning you can like criticize 1646 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,920 all you want about code and this and that I agree but if you had bought early yummy 1647 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:27,640 you but here's the deal so go to go to Carrollton Plano Frisco Allen oh yeah wherever Fox and 1648 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:33,600 Jacobs built yeah when I was 16 years old my mom bought a house in Carrollton and it 1649 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:39,840 was a Fox and Jacobs house Fox and Jacob she bought it for $98,000 and it was a dumb dumb 1650 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:44,480 total fucking piece of shit total dump not a dump it was a nice house I got you I got 1651 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,760 you I got you it was a nice neighborhood at the time but it's a total piece of shit I 1652 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:52,040 mean it's a total like those houses built and they were designed to live so they didn't 1653 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:58,360 care they didn't do anything get it out as fast as possible I did the cheap house and 1654 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:03,240 they're still there they're still there and what's it worth now and you know what oh Jesus 1655 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:14,240 I sold it for 210 over 10 years ago I Jesus probably worth $350,000 right now if not $400,000 1656 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:19,480 crazy numbers are being thrown out right now 500 600 700 thousand dollars are going to 1657 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:25,000 keep going around right now the house next to me sold for $550,000 California numbers 1658 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,320 are being thrown around right now guys ridiculous five six seven hundred thousand dollars are 1659 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:34,800 being thrown around I got divorced I ran out of an apartment I rented a house I bought 1660 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:44,240 this house over like literally five minutes from here and it was 215,000 and I had a pool 1661 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:50,200 and the only reason I bought it is because I had a pool that's what you live in now yeah 1662 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:57,200 yeah and it's worth what oh 570 580 600 that much I remember my guy down the street sold 1663 01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:05,080 for 415 with no pool it's getting there quick I'm telling you we're having astronomical 1664 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:12,000 astronomical home value it's gonna be a weird deal because big bubble it's gonna crash but 1665 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:17,400 why is it about yeah right it's cuz the why would it crash fucking New Yorkers and Californians 1666 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:22,800 no so here's the deal so everybody talks to me about crash everybody talks to me about 1667 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:32,600 bubble and so honestly the major problem is investors yeah and not just the asshole that 1668 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:38,520 bought a couple rental properties you know whatever yeah the biggest problem is I have 1669 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:46,800 sold houses over the last five years to companies that are literally trying to buy 25,000 houses 1670 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:53,760 in the air oh good lord 25,000 houses to rent them all rent out yeah Airbnb right because 1671 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:59,920 the rents are strong so when you have these dickheads coming in here and buying up everything 1672 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:04,200 and now the Dallas City Council is talking about rental zones and they're trying to figure 1673 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:08,400 it out I'm like that's what we need they're trying to shut it down we don't need government 1674 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:14,440 to fix like even in our HOA they're trying to limit the amount of air bmbs HOAs right 1675 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:20,120 HOA just passed a race as well as they're trying to limit the amount of rental properties 1676 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:24,940 within a community and should they I think they should I think they should too because 1677 01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:32,840 actually you know if you don't believe in the free market then yeah no no it's a good 1678 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,600 point it's a good point I'll back them on this one that's a good point no but look the 1679 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:43,160 homeowners there want their properties to maintain the integrity and value of it so 1680 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:47,960 it can those communities maintain the integrity of value and that's a good point you've got 1681 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:52,600 a bunch of renters in the in the village and no you cannot and look at all the look at 1682 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:59,280 all the other rules about HOA how do you support property right and tell people they can't 1683 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:04,480 rent their property out you know what that is difficult it's totally difficult that's 1684 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:10,520 where but that's where the strong arm of an HOA board comes in yeah but remember remember 1685 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:17,320 what the purpose of an HOA is right they want everybody's house integrity yes everybody's 1686 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:22,000 the neighborhood should look good the yard should look manicured I don't need to be taking 1687 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:27,640 care of their shit I don't know but I know right but nobody so in my last neighborhood 1688 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:34,200 somebody was a what do you call it was shortwave radio guy and they had the big fucking antenna 1689 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:41,080 we said bro I'm sorry you put it up you got to take it down right and it was because that's 1690 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:46,000 unsightly you got to and he tried he made this big push he's like but I'm good for the 1691 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:51,160 community I can tell you I can tell you if storms are coming I can tell you this and 1692 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:57,640 we're like yeah and the zombie apocalypse happened and we felt bad I felt so bad for 1693 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,640 the guy but I was on the board I was like bro it doesn't matter you can't have that 1694 01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:06,680 fucking you should have read the rules right and the bylaw said you can't do that and so 1695 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:13,480 I'm with Sean like it no you can't here's the thing here's the thing I why should a 1696 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:18,640 neighbor why should like old let's say we've got two elderly couple over here and a young 1697 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:24,040 couple with young little tiny kids over here and the house in the middle is renting every 1698 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:37,940 weekend and they're partying and thumb thumb thumb thumb every week and they're throwing 1699 01:08:37,940 --> 01:08:45,640 up in the front yard yeah and they're right in the bed and they're doing all the other 1700 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:53,320 things in his house now it's a party in Sean's house seriously why should they put well they 1701 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:59,200 pay their dues to the HOA they should have a neighborhood that's quiet and most most 1702 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:04,520 cities have noise noise ordinance right they have a lot of ordinances in each community 1703 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:10,440 each way communities have a lot of ordinances too they've got firework or people ignore 1704 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:16,480 that well Sean ignores that well you know what I didn't ignore it the people around 1705 01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:24,240 me my friends that came over abused my property excuse me yeah Sean was up there lighting 1706 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:31,520 the your son came over and freaking set off a YouTube bomber and the children of both 1707 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:36,040 of you which by the way it was you correct me if I'm wrong was it your son that brought 1708 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:42,720 over the bomb it was it was Stephen who brought the nuclear bomb over yes dude this he set 1709 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:52,440 off this firework that was premature so there was radioactive poison it was dude this one 1710 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:58,360 went off it was so loud and it fired off so premature it was like a hundred foot over 1711 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:03,840 the house and it set off every car alarm at a quarter mile full-size my sister-in-law 1712 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:11,720 who lives across the street was like she she knew it was me she was like what the fuck 1713 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:17,240 I love it we should be able to fire off fire we had three cops we had three cops sitting 1714 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:21,560 outside the house they did that cops and sit up they were like up and down the street like 1715 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:26,840 catching people leaving our house like hoping to get them for you know they're just hanging 1716 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:31,800 out knocking on the door going hey we're still here go here light off another one because 1717 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:35,680 hey hey do you have any water so close yeah they're not ringing the doorbell hey you have 1718 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:40,640 any water we're gonna be here all night I used to go to a buddy's house on fourth and 1719 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:45,840 he was like every year and and there was a guy that came and he set up fireworks and 1720 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:53,680 smoke bombs and all this shit and no cops ever showed up oh no no we had three but it's 1721 01:10:53,680 --> 01:11:01,560 okay we had the Frisco SWAT team outside I was gonna say first off first off he's already 1722 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:07,980 on their radar Sean's on their radar if there's a no flies the list there's absolutely a no 1723 01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:14,520 flies zone for you I'm actually friends with the Frisco police chief he gives you absolutely 1724 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:22,440 are you name dropping you give me no benefits at all every year except for my very soft 1725 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:28,880 hands every year for my birthday I'm like I'm like can I get my get out of jail free 1726 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:35,280 card and he's like no but you try anyway is that like you're on your way to the massage 1727 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:39,720 parlor I tried this morning shit I saw him this morning I was like hey what's up gonna 1728 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,400 get that hold on what are you trying to get a get out of free yeah cuz I'm yeah yeah 1729 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:54,400 yeah I'm just saying is your free time it's like if on the very rare occurrence that 1730 01:11:54,400 --> 01:12:08,840 I could get a free pass free pass on that one percent you know it's funny come on not 1731 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,920 funny but like small towns where everybody knows each other like when I say small town 1732 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:19,480 small town small town small towns like where there's one cop or two cops and then and 1733 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:26,480 Billy Billy like leaves Frankie's house and he's swerving around and the cop pulls him 1734 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,080 over and he's like hey stop doing that he's like Billy what are you doing he's like I'm 1735 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:36,280 sorry I was at Frankie's house he and I were watching the basketball game Billy why is 1736 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:42,400 your pants down shut up anyway the point is he's like and he says hold on the cop says 1737 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:50,280 the cop says Billy Billy you need to go home yeah I gotta go home go home so he follows 1738 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:57,280 him home and he makes sure he goes to bed and his wife Julie says sorry no reference 1739 01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:03,040 no his wife Hannah says thank you for bringing Billy home I get what you're saying but the 1740 01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:07,880 reality is not here anymore we don't live in that world anymore the reality is this 1741 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:14,320 is black and white I'm telling you small town America is just like that we're not small 1742 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:18,000 town America we have a quarter million people that live here I hate that there are there 1743 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:23,160 are folks out there there are law enforcement folks out there right now they don't see gray 1744 01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:28,840 it's black or white and the reason why is it has everything to do with the woke folk 1745 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:33,040 you know there was a time no it's not a woke folk thing I don't think it's a woke folk 1746 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:41,560 I disagree with you on this one I think that it's a microcosm of the growth of the yes 1747 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:50,840 no no no I'm disagree so I literally I literally heard this this morning from the police chief 1748 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:56,200 of Frisco no that's a second name job you did no it's the same guy no I'm not trying 1749 01:13:56,200 --> 01:14:01,000 to make them trying to you didn't take whoa did you fall asleep over there yeah you hit 1750 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:05,680 your head on the soundboard and the are you okay is everything all right the producer 1751 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:10,520 lost signal and everything yeah we lost a signal he's back the guy oh okay yeah Shaw 1752 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:17,360 hey why don't you show us something relevant to the conversation he's such a dick right 1753 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:22,800 we're all being such dicks no we're laughing at his name Bernard Shaw he fell asleep did 1754 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:30,760 you really he did no he fell asleep he fuck look Brian look we're we're absolutely stunned 1755 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:38,440 on what you're saying yes so the police chief that you know very well no okay I'm not saying 1756 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:49,280 that I'm kidding so but your your buddy police are coming to this area yes because the community 1757 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:55,580 and the community supports police a hundred of course million percent but I think we should 1758 01:14:55,580 --> 01:15:04,240 define two years ago police were coming in to this area because of jobs and growth and 1759 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:12,400 stuff okay but today they're coming in because this community supports they accept the police 1760 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:19,320 they support them and that's awesome a million percent a great system going here yes we have 1761 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:25,960 such a great appreciation appreciation for police but which is fine but I mean you know 1762 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:35,240 like Greg Abbott's always now go on I like Greg Abbott that well you like him he had 1763 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:40,400 a tree fall on him he's got no legs yeah whatever look everyone's got an opinion he could wheel 1764 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:50,360 himself off that cliff there's there's a lot of folks there's a lot of folks that have 1765 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:58,800 this feels about Greg Abbott can sit here and say we will have no mask man base except 1766 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:05,800 well yeah but we had the best fucking put but that was Greg Abbott or veto I'll take 1767 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:11,440 Greg Abbott oh well so that's a thing right and I have you know you have the question 1768 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:16,840 oh boy right I'm not voting for me where are you going Brian it's just not happening Brian 1769 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:21,040 no I'm just don't say beat you're not taking my whole if you say beat over ever we're gonna 1770 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:32,960 strangle you so so so so Beto right like a duck beat oh so beat oh beat oh said he wanted 1771 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:39,840 to take everybody's gun oh yeah that's where I take my whole thing take my mother really 1772 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:48,280 and his wife shit to send a duck with a fucking guy in a wheelchair who wait a second who's 1773 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:55,160 who's what who's who's I love people in wheelchair well you know what look I get what you're 1774 01:16:55,160 --> 01:17:10,120 saying I didn't say that I did why why don't you like Abbott I don't like Abbott I really 1775 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:19,000 like Greg Perry Rick Perry can we get Rick Perry why don't you like Greg Abbott Greg 1776 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:25,360 Abbott you know one reason I don't like Greg Abbott are you struggling is because of his 1777 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:30,760 relationship and how he handled the Urquhart circumstance okay okay so everything I don't 1778 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:35,820 disagree with that one yes I've had some inside information on his in the fact that he it 1779 01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:42,120 took him so long and it's still taking him so long to control the south border forget 1780 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:47,300 what the fuck by jumping on it forget what Biden is doing he has the authority to do 1781 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:52,400 more that's what he's been doing he's been talking to the four governors of Mexico I 1782 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:58,640 would say that the I think I'm stepping up a year and a half exaberate exaberate yeah 1783 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:04,800 look south border we're at we're at 20,000 folks a day coming across the border that 1784 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:09,360 we know of and you're blaming you're blaming Abbott for this I'm not a look look he's 1785 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:15,320 our goddamn governor he's the president of Texas no yeah but he doesn't do you understand 1786 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:21,080 the Constitution D that's a federal border I don't think that is a federal border yeah 1787 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:28,520 border patrol there are yeah that's federal that is it hold on that is a federal border 1788 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:34,160 at some point he said federal is not taking care of it I have to we sent national guards 1789 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:41,200 federal laws that are already in place to support Abbott on what's going on and they're 1790 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:45,800 not doing it and they're not enforcing the current laws in place that's right so whose 1791 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:51,400 job is it to enforce the current laws the federal government the but the federal is 1792 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:55,700 it the federal government absolutely but once 100% once they pass over that border and they 1793 01:18:55,700 --> 01:19:01,040 start encroaching into city limits doesn't matter turns it to a state well doesn't matter 1794 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:08,760 that border is a federal border now I will say Abbott is stepping up and and they are 1795 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:13,420 not taking care of it so he is sending National Guardsmen down there and one just died by 1796 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:20,600 the way trying to save people dealers actually yeah trying to say national guard it's weird 1797 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:27,000 like I actually know a national guard that has been deployed down to the border sorry 1798 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:33,760 well what I had well also one of the things is is Abbott is not the most powerful official 1799 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:39,760 in Texas and it's a dipshit there are more there are more powerful political people that 1800 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:49,480 are that have more power than the governor in Texas right the governor Rick Perry used 1801 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,800 to be the railroad commissioner I think the railroad commissioner is I think the speaker 1802 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:58,760 of the house why Rick Perry was perfect for the job but guys I'm not saying he wasn't 1803 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:03,320 but but as governor he's perfect for the job Abbott doesn't have the power that I think 1804 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:10,320 we all think he has but that's not but that's also not the point he's the face of Texas 1805 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:15,040 yeah but he has to rely on a lot of other shit to happen he does to pass his stuff but 1806 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:21,200 that's also not the point Brian Brian Brian Brian dudes like us want to know exactly why 1807 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:25,120 you Abbott's a piece of shit yeah because you're you're clearly and look we're not 1808 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:30,360 disagreeing with you but you can't just say that okay you got to come up with some specifics 1809 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:36,040 what's wrong with that what is wrong with just could pick out a couple wait like okay 1810 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:43,560 so he put me on the spot well is it a personality is a policy or personality please pull up 1811 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:50,240 a Abbott reasons why we don't want Abbott in office let's let's provide support because 1812 01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:54,480 there are reasons so here's the question is it is a personality or it's very difficult 1813 01:20:54,480 --> 01:21:02,240 to spend a lot of good governors of Texas and Richards George W. Bush Bush wasn't bad 1814 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:08,640 that's the first one you went to what are you talking about I'm just going to my adult 1815 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:16,880 hood governor I get you like when I was fucking adult right and then so the number one reason 1816 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:21,000 for it Abbott is a misogynist and wants to take away reproductive freedoms for women 1817 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:31,840 in Texas anything that I said this is this is the progressive Texas website let's stop 1818 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:37,920 looking please he's racist and homophobic right why don't you like Abbott do you have 1819 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:46,960 you have you have to back it up or not okay so Abbott is a guy that gets off on whatever 1820 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:57,480 today's news is right like so what it's Abbott done that doesn't correlate to today's news 1821 01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:02,320 well that said can be said with the Santos meaning he's gonna jump to whatever the hot 1822 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:07,400 topic is shit about Florida's government but what governor is not like what my political 1823 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:12,200 person is not like that right no no respond to the immediate need political person is 1824 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:21,280 like right right right right right right right so but but Abbott is is that's what he is 1825 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:25,920 well Abbott could be you know he's been in bed with some some pretty shitty people he's 1826 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:30,800 terrible who who's horrible I don't know I'm just throwing some wings yeah you you you 1827 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:37,040 throw in a lifeline so I'm just I'm trying to I'm trying to give you the the benefit 1828 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:45,760 of the doubt and it's just we're all wanting so Abbott got crushed by a tree right yeah 1829 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:51,520 well what did he do to that and then he wanted a tour form did he call that tree a fat tour 1830 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:57,560 reform right like we gotta get tour reform right we have to have this lawsuit reform 1831 01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:01,960 right well because it impacted him right so he knew what he what his experience was this 1832 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:08,920 fucking tree let's let's let's let's get this top let's get this off of you because we're 1833 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:13,240 gonna be changing some subjects I do like the passing of the illegals to Washington 1834 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:18,600 D.C. we do we first of all look Brian this has been an extreme treat for you to be here 1835 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:23,960 on the podcast it is 100% you know you've had a lot of input and we man I've had a great 1836 01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:29,680 time they're really absolute fantastic time and we want to brush up on these details though 1837 01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:33,520 and we don't want to leave you empty-handed either when it comes to being able to respond 1838 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:37,400 to some of these these questions about Abbott because we want to know about it because dudes 1839 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:44,880 like us are we're dumb we're dumb we're ignorant we're 100% ignorant yeah right and we don't 1840 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:49,280 want to be that we yeah we want to be that guy that goes I hate him but I don't know 1841 01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:58,240 why I can't imagine anybody that would not agree with Abbott well it depends Abbott has 1842 01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:05,600 a lot of stuff on his in his policy he's got a lot of policies that I agree with you know 1843 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:11,760 so yeah when you say you don't like Abbott or some people don't like Abbott you know 1844 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:15,560 you got to back that up a little bit and let's let's let's just move on a little bit because 1845 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:19,200 I know there's some stuff there because Abbott there are a lot of people that don't like 1846 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:23,720 Abbott and I think it's just unfair to throw this and put you on the spot like this yeah 1847 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:28,120 a little bit okay especially in the second half of the show I would like I would like 1848 01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:36,720 to say number one it's total bullshit to wait to the end of the night yeah it is put me 1849 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:45,960 on the fucking spot well this wasn't my design it's some shit I'm supposed to remember details 1850 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:55,640 and stuff so Brian listen to this this is what we do he has a lisp so hold on Brian 1851 01:24:55,640 --> 01:25:00,760 listen I have a lisp you have a lisp? I do you can't hear it no not really a lot of people 1852 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:05,880 can't it's because we provided a symbol it's yeah I see this fancy okay so here's what 1853 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:10,200 we do he walks around the house we invite guests and we're like friendly in the beginning 1854 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:18,080 like in the first podcast we liquor them up second podcast hold on we blow them up and 1855 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:28,440 at the very end of the process we ask them so why why do you oh like why do you hate 1856 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:33,680 everybody oh man these sound just like the guy from Batman right have you guys seen that 1857 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:40,160 new Batman movie actually I have it was good it's not good you never saw it oh sorry I 1858 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:47,000 have it hold on have you seen it or not seen it I have it I was just I have I've seen it 1859 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:52,800 yeah I've seen it it's three hours it is are you kidding did you watch the movie theater 1860 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:58,040 the guy from and the movie theater hold on the guy from Twilight yeah no Robert Pattinson 1861 01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:02,600 three hours of that guy ridiculous yeah well he's not all three hours over yes he is well 1862 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:06,200 Brian did you like it no what was it on a scale of one to ten you know what the best 1863 01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:16,920 part of the whole movie was the clothes that girl oh back girl hot no woman who that's 1864 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:27,240 a Zoe Kravitz no any cameras kid no let me let me Kravitz daughter is smoking hot she's 1865 01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:32,840 the best actor in the entire whole fucking series well she does she yeah you know what 1866 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:38,160 she does make them the show well look the show has a lot of positive attributes she's 1867 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:43,120 literally the man she's a bad ass and I'll tell you what shout out to Colin Farrell and 1868 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:48,680 him playing the penguin he looked nothing like him the transformation that the that 1869 01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:53,280 team took to make him look like what he made well he is yeah there is something else man 1870 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:58,960 really the only thing that was kind of offsetting which I don't look here so much but our producer 1871 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:06,960 pointed it out was that the James Gordon was now played by a black person I don't care 1872 01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:11,680 about that who Gordon James Gordon's the police commissioner police commissioner he wasn't 1873 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:17,000 the commissioner in this oh right so they're adding yeah no that's that's okay that's not 1874 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:21,680 a typical and I don't give a shit I really don't but I do have a problem if they make 1875 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:27,120 James Bond a black woman so there is one there is one point I told them I'm gonna do that 1876 01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:34,160 by the way look there's one point in the movie that was woke that that why do we have to 1877 01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:39,480 talk about the point that was because you know what when you're watching something that 1878 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:46,080 you're enjoying and all of a sudden that was a Zoe Kravitz turns around and says you know 1879 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:55,040 those white privileged police officers no that is ultimately the viewers problem yeah 1880 01:27:55,040 --> 01:28:01,880 it's an acting thing the viewers like oh my god but it's also the power of but a gesture 1881 01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:06,200 but it didn't need to be in there by it did not to be it didn't need to be in there cares 1882 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:13,160 well well I do this is the problem with woke or not woke or all this bullshit that's going 1883 01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:21,760 on in society like nobody fucking cares nobody we do does didn't care and then suddenly you 1884 01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:31,120 did care look because it's over the top white privilege is oh my god white privilege there's 1885 01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:38,360 nothing there's like literally no such thing yeah that's my point agreement we're agree 1886 01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:42,760 with that but it's but there's no reason for them to say in the movie well who cares well 1887 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:49,520 I did why because I was I was give you shit I kind of I saw the same movie I was like 1888 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:56,000 I just want to watch literally gave a shit what they were saying well I really I literally 1889 01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:01,800 I literally saw the exact same thing you did and I never I think it's a valid point why 1890 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:06,120 does it bother us well you know what you know fuck them you can always look at it question 1891 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:12,080 why does it bother us had I thought that but I was just like I didn't you know why you 1892 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:17,840 know why no I don't want to be when I go to a movie I don't want to be reminded of what's 1893 01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:24,080 outside the movie theater we are in a I want to go to a movie safety don't yeah I want 1894 01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:32,400 to be in my seat but you're right Brian I hear a wonderful what is it about it that 1895 01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:37,600 bother hold on I hear turn on ourselves that's what it is guys I hear a wonderful sweet music 1896 01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:44,760 shut the fuck up sweet sweet honey I think we are yet it's 1030 holy shit that was quick 1897 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:48,840 man that weren't quick that's because we're passionate and we said a lot of things that 1898 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:54,560 were fun that was a great discussion differing slightly point of view yeah I think it was 1899 01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:58,840 awesome I was awesome the shit out of it I think this is good Ryan this is good enjoy 1900 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:05,520 the shit right thank you a special shout out to you all right that was great yeah it's 1901 01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:12,560 dudes like us dudes like us I'm Paul Jeff and I'm Sean and we got guest stars and we 1902 01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:18,560 got Brian say your name say your name sir say your name say your name say your name 1903 01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:24,460 okay we got we got Brian here with us he's out there all right we're out good night guys 1904 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:32,280 it's Tuesday it's April 26 next time's gonna be May fuck you're old we're gonna miss May 1905 01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:51,280 the fourth be with you