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Look, there's a picture.

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Paul fell right through the chair.

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Yes.

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All I did was sit down.

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All I did was sit down.

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The next thing I know, I'm on my side.

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Whatever.

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Because you knocked me over and started getting all, like, sexually aggressive.

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You were...

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No, I saw the sexual aggression from you, Paul.

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Yes.

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No, no, no.

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I have pictures.

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He was humping the chair.

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No, no.

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If you watched the video, I was clearly kicking you.

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Is that what you were doing?

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Yes.

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There was one kick.

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All right.

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Well, welcome back to another edition of Dudes Like Us.

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That's a great way to open the show right there.

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It was.

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Well, you know, an entire bottle of Heaven's Ill.

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Yeah, that's not a good idea.

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And first of all, they're difficult to get.

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So thank you for allowing us, me, to open that up.

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That was nice.

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I didn't think he was going to do it.

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I thought we were going to get stuck drinking...

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Kings Creek?

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One of my crappy bourbons.

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I usually offer the crappiest bourbons for you.

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You do?

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End result would have been the same.

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Hold on, Sean's coming over.

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I need to clean out the bathtub.

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I need to get my bathtub rock gut going.

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Oh, whatever.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.

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I'm Sean, and we've got a guest today.

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Brian Brickman.

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Oh, we're going with last names now.

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Brian.

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Great.

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Well, whatever.

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Our first edit.

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Yeah, well, you know, Brian is...

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He's part of Frisco, Texas, and Deep in the Heart of Frisco is the podcast that he and

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a colleague host.

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Correct.

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And you want to talk a little bit about that?

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Not really.

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I'll tell you.

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It's interesting, I guess.

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We've mostly gone to guests.

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I will talk a little bit about it because unbeknownst to you...

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Oh, do you listen?

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I listen to a couple of them.

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Do you have call-ins?

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Would you call in and harass you guys?

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They have one of their things where they sit down and they have a Russian roulette pizza.

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Oh, yeah, we did that.

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One of the pizzas is spiked with a ghost pepper powder.

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Yeah.

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Well, that's fun.

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That's a lot pizza does that.

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I call it a Reaper roulette.

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Well, unbeknownst to you guys tonight, I have spiked one of these glasses...

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With ecstasy.

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With some THC.

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With LSD.

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What would you say?

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With several drops of THC, enough to drop a rhino.

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You're such a liar.

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No, but it is funny.

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He probably did it to his own, and he's getting blood work done tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm going to the doctor.

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When was the last time you went?

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Dudes like us...

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See, I used to go to the doctor frequently until I found out, hey, you're only supposed

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to get the finger wave once a year, once every other year.

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Yeah, that's not a weekly thing.

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Yeah, right.

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But you just couldn't help it.

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As I discussed in a prior podcast, my wife had convinced me that I need to get it done

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twice a year.

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So I'm going to the doctor twice a year for the finger plunge.

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And she's giggling the whole time?

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Yeah, she is.

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She's texting her friends, he's doing it again.

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Your doctor agreed to this?

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Well, that's probably the thing.

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He was probably like, what the fuck, man?

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This guy likes my finger in his bum.

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I don't get it.

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You know, and this guy was texting your wife, hey, I just did it.

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And she's like, the meat hands guy you've been talking about this whole time.

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Sausage fingers?

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That's who you've been talking about?

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I was ringing the frickin bell in that bum.

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He's like four and a half feet tall and he's got pencil fingers.

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You're such a man.

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Whatever.

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So anyways, I got to go to the doctor again and it's going to be a compilation.

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It's a full deal because I'll tell you what, my experience going to the doctor frequently,

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one of the last times I went, he had, I guess, lost a ring or a finger or something in there,

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a knuckle.

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He didn't know.

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He burst a few O rings.

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He is so dramatic.

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Overly dramatic, if you haven't figured that out.

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It was so uncomfortable.

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Plus the fact that I found out, because I talked to him, I was like, well, how often

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am I supposed to be doing this?

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He was like once a year, maybe two.

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And he had to look on his face.

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He's like, man, I love it when you come in, Sean.

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And by the way, I lost my ring.

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Can I go in there and look for it?

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A big class ring.

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It's a college championship ring.

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Awful.

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And you're like, something feels funny, Doc.

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Oh, that's my ring.

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I don't know.

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I was trying to figure out, well, am I even supposed to be drinking tonight?

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I mean, I could probably have a cup hole.

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You know, just like you said, just long enough.

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It's not after midnight, right?

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Yeah, 1159.

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You have to power drink until 1159.

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Yeah, then you're done.

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All right.

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And then we'll carry you home.

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Is that Eastern time or?

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That's about specific time.

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So it's actually to our time.

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No, it's a horrible idea.

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His number is going to be way off.

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Wow.

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You know, earlier you talked about the THC joke.

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Did you hear about the wedding, the bride?

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Oh my God.

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The bride and the caterer.

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Tara, my wife had mentioned something about this.

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All the 40 people go to a wedding, they all get sick, and they come to find out that the

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bride and the caterer conspired to, I think, to make the wedding fun, maybe the reception

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fun.

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They put pot in the food.

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They laced the food.

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They had infused the, or they used infused olive oil prepping the food.

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Was that what it was?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So they both got arrested and they're showing their mug shots.

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And of course, the bride's all smiley, right?

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Which is weird anyway.

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Was she in her like veil and everything?

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No, no.

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But isn't that funny when people do mug shots?

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Like, I don't know if they're thinking in the moment.

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They're like, OK, she's probably still high.

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You're taking your picture and they're like, oh, like, you know, like people who do like

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horrible, horrible crimes are like smiling on the camera.

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They're like, oh, I probably shouldn't have done that.

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It's a Florida bride and her wedding caterer had been criminally charged after serving

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food laced with marijuana to their wedding guests, sickening them and sending them to

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the hospital.

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It's Danya Shay Svoboda.

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Svoboda.

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So why did it make them sick?

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Why didn't it just make them high?

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Let me finish reading this because based on what Tara said, some people wanted to panic

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in Texas, they didn't know if you don't know what's happening to your body.

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And all of a sudden, they should have announced it.

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Oh, by the way, everybody, you just ate pot cake.

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Not just that.

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But you know, look, first, pot's illegal.

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All right.

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So I support that.

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However, I think there are a lot of ways in which pot can be therapeutic if taken in the

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correct dosages.

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It's just an old, you know, just don't get stupid high.

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If you do a little puff or something like that, it could be very therapeutic.

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And everybody's got a different tolerance to you're giving the same amount to everybody.

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Oh, yeah.

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There was this.

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Oh, my God.

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Think about that.

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The the caterer who was 42 Jocelyn Montrenichi Bryant, 31, who catered her wedding face charges

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of violating Florida's anti tampering laws, delivery of marijuana and culpable negligence.

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So is marijuana legal in Florida?

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No.

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So if you were one of those people and you're like, yeah, I have a I just got a new job

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and I'm getting tested tomorrow morning.

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Well, you're fired.

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No, I think you get a pass.

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You get a free pass.

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How many excuses are here?

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I was at a wedding.

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They laced the food.

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Yeah, right.

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Because there'll be it's on TV.

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Well, yeah, I mean, you do have that.

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Yeah, but then all those like 10,000 people use it as an excuse.

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I was at that wedding.

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I was at that wedding.

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No, you weren't.

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Yes, I was.

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I ate a Cedar salad tortellini and bread with olive oil and herb garlic.

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I said, it felt tingly.

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His heart started to race and was having crazy thoughts.

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Added that he had used marijuana years ago, but he was experiencing the same stuff.

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Ah, and some of us began vomiting.

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So he really says it was the olive oil that was laced.

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Absolutely.

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The caterer giggled the trickered head.

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And, you know, this is just, you know, I get it.

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It's a bad idea.

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Well, this is something I would do.

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Before I realized, you know, yeah, maybe I should have processed that a little bit more.

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But it's still I mean, when you got like folks that aren't in the spectrum that do that type

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of stuff crazy.

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What about grandma and grandpa?

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Oh, their trip.

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Your 80 or 90 year old grandma and grandpa.

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Oh, they're probably out there.

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Somebody probably had a fun trip.

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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I was some people.

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A couple of people had a great time.

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Yeah, they're like, what's the big deal?

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Yeah, this is the best wedding ever.

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Give me some chips.

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I've got the mulches.

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Yeah.

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Holy shit.

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Probably eat all that food, man.

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Right.

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A friend of mine goes to Colorado and he's from Colorado.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So he smokes and does all that.

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But his wife never had.

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So they stop at the dispensary on the way out of the airport.

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They buy two 100 milligram cookies, 100 milligrams of THC.

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Sounds like a lot to me.

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She didn't know.

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Oh, no.

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So the next morning, she eats the whole cookie.

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Oh, she's never done marijuana in her life.

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No one like instructs her just to eat like a quarter of it.

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I guess they didn't think about it.

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My friend's parents were even there and they were eating like part of their cookie.

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They just didn't expect her to eat the whole thing.

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She went into total freak out.

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He said they almost had to take her to the hospital because she was like wigging out.

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I swear.

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Oh, yeah, we do.

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I market explicit whenever I post this so you can cuss up a storm if you want.

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Do you really market explicit?

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Yeah, shit fuck damn piss out.

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Just get out of the way.

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That's funny.

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Market explicit.

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That's really funny.

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OK.

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But that's the thing.

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You can't just you know, you get a dose, right?

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Like it's like what I might eat in an edible, my wife can't handle half of what I eat, you

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know.

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So.

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See, I have never tried it, but I've been around two different people now that had never

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tried it before and had bad trips.

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Exactly what you're saying.

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They were super paranoid.

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They were saying like people are trying to get them and so they locked the door of their

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bedroom and we're like, OK, just leave her in there.

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It'll it'll.

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That's why I'm not a I'm not a huge fan of of the it's not synthetic, but of the edibles.

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It's because there are so many variables that are unforeseen.

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You know, the quantity, you know, you can you can do one the same quantity the next

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day and it can have a different reaction based on what's in your stomach, right?

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Based on the chemistry of what's going on.

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Did you work out or you dehydrated?

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You know, but the common school stuff, the common story I hear of what people make the

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mistake of, they're so excited to be high, right?

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Because, you know, they made this decision, they're on a vacation or something and they

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pop an edible.

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And so like, OK, I'm going to be high now.

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And they wait and they wait and then they eat another one.

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And then they're like, fuck, I'm not getting it.

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It's not affecting me at all.

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And they pop and then they pop a third one and then kaboom.

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And then they're like, oh, my God, they were talking to me.

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I mean, it's like they go totally wig out.

303
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Right.

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And then they hear that story.

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This is God.

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I'm watching you eat popcorn.

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That was a big mistake.

308
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And your inner monologue, I don't know, sometimes just profound.

309
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't know.

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I've had a bourbon inner monologue, but not a THC.

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There was a time in my life where I had partake and I don't do it anymore.

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But yeah, I'm not I'm not a huge fan of it.

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I'm not necessarily against it either, though.

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The number one thing for me is it's illegal.

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You know, but it won't be much.

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I think I think it'll be the next few years.

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It'll be legal here.

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Texas is already teetering.

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I know.

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But let's put it this way.

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If it were legal, I still wouldn't do edibles.

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I feel like I would enjoy just a minute puff, like a blunt puff.

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You want to go blunt?

324
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No, no.

325
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It's a big deal.

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A ball is too much to blunt.

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I think that's part of the problem with the kids nowadays is that they they over consume.

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They smoke themselves into a frenzy.

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They're they just it's just well.

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And then you got the match.

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You got the dab pen, which is all vape.

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That stuff's dangerous.

333
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It's marijuana vapes.

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Yeah, the kids get to go to the hospital because of that stuff.

335
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Oh, yeah.

336
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Really?

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That'll kill them.

338
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Yeah.

339
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No, you do too much.

340
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No, there's even more.

341
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I mean, they've got wax out there.

342
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Well, it's just a bad idea.

343
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What do you say?

344
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W A X.

345
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Yeah.

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So they've got this THC in the form of a wax and it's super concentrated and it uses a

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smear it on your chest kind of like it's not like Vicks big rape, vape rub.

348
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Vape rub.

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Rape rub.

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I got my hands mixed up.

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Sorry.

352
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I mean, it's vape rub, not rape rub.

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THC rub on his chest.

354
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I forgot it's Tuesday, not Saturday.

355
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Geez.

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God flag.

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I suppose the wax like does it taste?

358
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Yeah, I don't really know.

359
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Like the old wax lips you used to get.

360
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No, no.

361
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Essentially, it's the medium of how it's delivered into your lungs.

362
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So it comes in this paste.

363
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Oh, you still smoke it?

364
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Yeah.

365
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Well, you put it in kind of like smoke and crack and you heat it with a high temperature

366
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and it starts to vaporize and that's like a spoon.

367
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That's a thing.

368
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I don't know.

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Tie that thing around your arm.

370
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You don't need a tourniquet.

371
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It's going in your...

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Free base wax.

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I had no idea I was podcasting with a bunch of drug addicts.

374
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Well, this is very interesting.

375
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So walk us through all the different techniques of everything you can take, guys.

376
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Now go on with the tourniquet.

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You were talking about that, Brian?

378
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I was just thinking of Pope.

379
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You want to hide the needle marks?

380
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Go between the toes.

381
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Oh, professional over here.

382
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Two.

383
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Between the butt cheeks.

384
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God.

385
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The taint is exceptionally good.

386
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Oh, really?

387
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All right, hold on.

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Before we dive too much more into the dudes like us, we need to chat about our dudes like

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us pick of the day.

390
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Sean picked this one.

391
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Well done.

392
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Yep.

393
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So I'm a huge fan of Nine Bandit and based in Austin, Texas and a huge fan.

394
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I drank the Weed It Black label for a very long time.

395
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In fact, when we found a one liter that was available in the column station, you know,

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we were super excited.

397
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I was like, oh my God.

398
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They had the big bottle?

399
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Yes.

400
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They had the half gallon?

401
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It was a liter.

402
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,800
No, no, no.

403
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The column station was a liter.

404
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Yeah, not the Magnum.

405
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OK.

406
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No, it's not a Magnum.

407
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But that's an in-between bottle.

408
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That's weird.

409
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Yeah, it is.

410
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It is.

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But evidently they have them down there and they have them.

412
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I haven't seen it anywhere else.

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Well, the guy, when we asked him about it, they said that they are a wholesale store and

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you have to go to it was a Spex.

415
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And he said these are wholesale size bottles.

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But that's why they get them.

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Right.

418
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So you have to go to a wholesale Spex in order to get the liters.

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Interesting.

420
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Normal stores won't have them.

421
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Anyways, so the white one is it's kind of a regular bourbon.

422
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It's not a weeded bourbon.

423
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They've got a little bit more rye in there.

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So there's two standard bottles that are like 80 proof, right?

425
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Like the regular 90 proof.

426
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90.

427
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OK.

428
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080
But that's not what we're drinking.

429
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No, no.

430
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They came out with a few doozies this past year.

431
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I think they came out with the cask strength bourbon.

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Which is what we have.

433
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115 proof, by the way.

434
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This stuff.

435
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Yeah.

436
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This is a plummet.

437
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We're going to be seeing stars here shortly.

438
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Yeah, I'm already.

439
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There's no turbidity.

440
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What is that?

441
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Know what?

442
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,520
I don't know.

443
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,480
So the appearance, clear peltrol, no turbidity.

444
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You don't know what turbidity means?

445
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Faint rivulets form long streaking tears.

446
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Oh, good Lord.

447
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:51,920
Well, that's odd.

448
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Is turbidity like.

449
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Faint rivulets form long.

450
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Is that like sheets?

451
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I love rivulets.

452
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Viscosity?

453
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Oh yeah.

454
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Oh, it's so.

455
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Turbidity is how cloudy it is.

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The thickness of it.

457
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I'm so sick of the over the top stuff.

458
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The viscosity.

459
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We make fun of them sometimes.

460
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Totally.

461
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No, every time.

462
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I do.

463
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So it's cloudiness or how cloudy it is.

464
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It's cloudy.

465
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It's cloudy.

466
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It's cloudy.

467
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It's cloudy.

468
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It's cloudy.

469
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It's cloudy.

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It's cloudy.

471
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It's cloudy.

472
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That's exactly how clear it is.

473
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,600
So no turbidity means it's clear.

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Ah, we learned that in chemistry class, remember?

475
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It's also thick.

476
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When we were learning about solutions.

477
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How thick it is was suspended matter.

478
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Heavy, dark, or dense as smoke or fog.

479
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Hold on, remember this?

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In chemistry class, they used to, when they talked about densities, the two liquids would

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separate and they wouldn't have turbidity.

482
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But when they had the same densities, they would mix, right?

483
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It became the solution or whatever they talked about.

484
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Homogeneous.

485
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Come on, Brian.

486
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attention? Is that become a homogenous solution? I don't know anything about chemistry.

487
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Yeah, did you just place out of high school? You know, throw a syringe in the attorney

488
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kid. I did not partake in high school. Unless you were marijuana or a girl, I didn't have

489
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anything to do with you. Wow, two cool things. So are you into bourbon? Yeah. What's your

490
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drink of choice Brian? I do like bourbon. I try to drink a lot of Texas bourbons. Okay.

491
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That's your go to on a Friday night chillin. It's a bourbon. Yeah, this one is out of

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Austin. So, okay. So what are your some of your Texas go to? I like my favorites, Garrison

493
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Brothers. That's a pricey one. Yeah, they're very proud. Have you been? Yeah, we've been

494
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down there. Yeah, it's fun. I bought a $300 bottle of Laguna Madre. Wow. I was gonna buy

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two, but then I decided I need to make my house. You know, it's stupid about a $300

496
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bottle of bourbon. It's still on my shelf, unopened. You're like, I don't want to drink

497
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it. Absolutely. You know what I'm doing? Until when? I paid all this money to buy this bottle

498
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of bourbon and now I won't open it. Right. So until when? Like, how do you pick a moment

499
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where it's like worthy of drinking? So you know my opinion about this and I've shared

500
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it. My opinion is crack it open as soon as you get it. Oh, crack it open very soon and

501
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take a couple drinks out of it. Bring the bottle down. Or drink the whole bottle in

502
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one night. Or you can do that. Well, we can do that, but if we have extra bottles. But

503
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if you have one that's $300, drink it till it gets down just below the shoulder. Yeah.

504
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And then let it sit there and give it a couple of weeks. And I don't know, what is it called?

505
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Off gassing or? I hope it's not called that. That seems kind of off-putting. Something

506
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where the oxygen infuses with it, it kind of does something to taste. At least that's

507
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what the bourbon guys do. That's the theory. You know what I was gonna say? Here's what

508
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I mean. If it's a bottle that's really, really important to me, I would put it in my safe.

509
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And then when I die, I have my kids take it out of their safe and put it in their safe.

510
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And then when they die, have them put it in their safe. You know what I'm saying? I think

511
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that's probably what you should do. That's not gonna happen. Look, I got a bottle of

512
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Fourgate Rye bourbon that my wife bought me for my birthday this past week. $200 that

513
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she paid for it. I was $199. I don't know how much it was. It was supposedly a nice bottle.

514
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I've done some soul searching and I'm gonna be opening it up very soon. You're gonna make

515
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some Coke? Yeah, we got some little Coca-Cola. No, what the hell? Get the fuck outta here.

516
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But, you know what? If we could come, Brian, you're welcome. I mean, you're welcome to

517
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join us whenever we do this. I don't know what kind of announcement I'm gonna make,

518
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,440
but we'll have to get you on on another podcast. What do you think of the setup here at the

519
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,120
Dude's Life? The setup's pretty wicked, I gotta tell you. It's fun, isn't it? And we've

520
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:44,400
got a lava lamp right here in the middle to be mesmerized by. We've got a TV whenever

521
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:50,400
the soundboard engineer, like he's not sleeping or on his phone. He puts cool stuff on the

522
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:57,000
TV. We have an authentic Nazi helmet sitting next to you. Yeah, we got a little World War

523
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,280
II stuff going on here and a little Star Wars on the other side. That is 100% authentic.

524
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:10,080
Is it really? Yeah, my dad Doug. So we capitalized with the podcast with the soundboard back

525
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:15,760
there is a digital soundboard. Shout out to the X32 Behringer folks out there that know

526
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:23,520
sound. Oh yeah. Nice. But you know, one comment about the Nazi helmet. So I've got, I'm fourth

527
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:29,880
generation German. I have no idea. I know I have family over. I know I'm, I mean, I

528
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,400
have tons of German family over. I guarantee it. What are the odds that I don't have some

529
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,720
sort of is that why you like to have third cousin, fourth cousin, blah, blah, blah. That

530
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,020
literally fought for the, for the fricking, you know, Hitler. I'm sure I guarantee. Well,

531
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:47,120
have you spit in a cup and figured out where your heritage has been flowing from? I'm not

532
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:52,680
going to do it because it'll somehow lead to one of my family members being arrested

533
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:57,280
for some horrible crime. You know, I did it and I did it because my mom made me do it

534
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:03,560
and I'm almost 50 years old and my mom makes me do stuff. Why would she do that? She says,

535
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,280
she gives me this kit for Christmas. She's like, I'm dying to find out your heritage.

536
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:14,160
Just do it. And I was like, I don't know. I have the same heritage. Yeah. Yeah. And so

537
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,120
what did I do? I did it. And then I sent it off and about a day later I was like, that

538
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,680
was the dumbest thing I've ever done. Why don't I just send my DNA to some private company?

539
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:28,920
But I made that joke, but you know what it's causing? It's causing them to solve cold cases.

540
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:35,400
Well, okay. So I ran into it. It's not all the companies. Ancestry.com. Yeah. They will

541
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:42,040
not release DNA without a search warrant. Okay. What about 23andMe, which is who they

542
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,720
are an open book to the police. Well, I don't have anything. I think it's a good thing that

543
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,880
they're solving open cases. Okay. I do too, but no, I don't think that's the way to do

544
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:56,080
it. Well, of course, if you've free and willingly give some private company your DNA, that's

545
00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,680
kind of on you. Well, I'm sure it's in the agreement that you sign as well. But it could

546
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:07,080
be your cousin. That's right. It's the son or grandson of the dude that killed four people.

547
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,680
Yeah. And they could track your great uncle. And be like, oh, you're a great uncle. We

548
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:15,040
found, you know, finally old matches. And when you hear the stories, so periodically

549
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:19,440
on these cold cases, they check the database of new people that are signing up every day

550
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,120
and they're like, we have a hit. And they're like, okay, it's on the mother side. They

551
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,720
are able to figure out, you know, it's on the mom side of the dad's side. And they start

552
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:31,360
to, they start to segregate who is an aunt, is an uncle, is a grandfather. Look, it's

553
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,840
amazing. If you've done something wrong where your DNA is somewhere, then you fucking deserve

554
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:43,200
to be arrested. Absolutely. You know, it's like these, exactly 78 years old. They've

555
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,080
been living in Wisconsin. That's what these German do to these guys. Do you put them in

556
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:53,320
prison? Well, let's think about the. Yeah, they do. What is it called? The whity bulger?

557
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:59,280
The German when they were killing the Germans, it was the Nazis. No, the brain fart. You

558
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:04,720
think the old guy? Oh, the I'm talking about what was that era called? The Holocaust. Thank

559
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:09,280
you. Yeah. They were saying that was not German. Well, they were killing the Jews. So what

560
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:14,280
about all those those Nazis that are in their seventies that they were like, oh, yeah, well,

561
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,120
those guys, they show no mercy to it. Doesn't matter how old they are. They can be one in

562
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:23,400
one hiding in Brazil and they want. But that's my that's my point. It's it's it's it's the

563
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:28,280
same thing. You're posing the question, regardless of the severity of the crime. It's still a

564
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:32,480
crime. You either. I agree. Yeah. So I don't care if you did it when you were 30 and now

565
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,360
you're 100. You're still going to pay for it. I guess when you're talking about something

566
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,680
that severe. Yeah, I think what murder, what's going to be a problem is when they start using

567
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:46,360
DNA for every. Parking ticket, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that's obviously,

568
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:52,160
you know, far exaggerated. But yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is not 100 years

569
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:56,000
from now. Yeah, they're going to be like, well, or they start going and they test to

570
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:01,840
go he's not vaccinated. Oh, my God. That's not funny. Well, yeah. I don't know. Well,

571
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,240
they're going to start nickel and dime you across the board. And it's just like you're

572
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:09,560
going to walk into a grocery store. It's kind of like now you can go. Now they have certain

573
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,040
stores that are available where you can walk up there. You pick a six pack of beer up.

574
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:17,080
Jack, do you just put it in your in your cart? You got a little Snickers bar put in your

575
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:22,200
car and you pick up several other items and you just walk right out the door and the cameras

576
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,720
and the big guy in the sky. They tally all that shit up. They put it on your tab and

577
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:34,120
they bill you. No, it's amazing. Amazon store. Yes. I went to one in Chicago and it was creepy.

578
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:38,120
Totally creepy. I grabbed whatever I wanted, you know, that kind of thing and walk out

579
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:43,400
the door and I was like, did you put your card in first? No, you don't do anything.

580
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,280
They know how do they know who you are? They did a DNA test when they walked through the

581
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,920
door. Well, they did a rectal test. It was an anal swab. Oh, yeah. Well, they do. Well,

582
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:57,400
it's not you guys make it sound uncomfortable when you first walk in. There's a class room

583
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,720
in there. No, you drop your pants and you bend over in this probe shoots out from the

584
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,840
little key. It's really fast. It's quick. It is fast. It is fast. And I'll tell you

585
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,920
what, you almost don't even notice. Yeah. You know, it's about the size of the spherical

586
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,680
little death star. We put the cake. It's like a quick beer can. Well, you actually get to

587
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:21,200
choose what size it is. Oh, I was like, I want a beer can. So how do they know who you

588
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:26,320
are? You keep getting scanned. So how do they know who you are? If you don't log in, if

589
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,040
you don't give your card or anything, how do they know who you are? I probably believe

590
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,240
you had to have done something. Yeah, I had to have done something. I think I did show

591
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:38,160
my junk when I walked in. Now, if you well, they have to identify you somehow. I don't

592
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:44,080
know. Honestly, I can't. He walked in. I mean, you put your card in the cart, boom, everything

593
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,960
you put in there gets charged. There's a there's no there's a big like a photocopy machine

594
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:54,800
where you logged in. Here's my Amazon. You jumped on there and no, you had to do something.

595
00:25:54,800 --> 00:26:00,560
Do they clean it first? Man, I wish I could remember. I bet it's just out of this. But

596
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,800
the the end game on this is that, you know, ultimately they're it's they're going to start

597
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,920
nickel and dime you. It's not just going shopping. They're going to nickel and dime you on every

598
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:15,280
aspect of your life. You wake up late for work and you're five minutes late. Ding. You know,

599
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:19,200
you're driving down the road, not in California because they want to go to a 32 hour work week.

600
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,760
That's what I'm talking about. I'm going to get paid to say we need to hang over

601
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:31,200
registering that you're doing two miles over the speed limit. Ding. You know, insurance company

602
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,120
insurance companies do that now. You plug into your car and they monitor you. Yeah.

603
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:40,320
If you're talking about your social score, I'm just starting to do that across the board. If

604
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:46,640
you go to a bar and you purchase an alcoholic beverage and you hop in your car, you drive drunk.

605
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:52,080
Bing. Well, I mean, I think that's several years away. Well, I'm just saying, because that's a huge

606
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:57,600
that cusp. Now, I think that's a freedom. I don't know if that'll happen here in the U.S. There's

607
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:02,800
going to be some radical government change to allow that. You get a lot of fights if you say

608
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,840
you're going to ding me because I purchased a beer. I purchased it for somebody else.

609
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:12,240
Well, but you know what I'm talking about with the social score, right? It's like over in China.

610
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,640
Yeah, it's over in China. So like if you like it's kind of like Facebook, right? You get

611
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,320
thumbs up, thumbs down, you get like, I'd be at the bottom. Let's say, let's say you go to the

612
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:25,120
hotel and you cop attitude with the clerk or whatever. And the clerk goes, OK, negative.

613
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:30,480
Right. So it affects your social score. Really? And so everybody's like motivated, right? That's

614
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:35,440
what China China's thinking. Everybody's going to be motivated to be better, nicer people. Would that

615
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,400
be true? So you can try to go to a hotel. They look at your score and go, yeah, we don't want

616
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,800
him staying. That's exactly what happens. Yeah. This guy likes to put his junk on the photo.

617
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,920
Yeah, I don't think that will happen here in the U.S. But that but but but but but do you guys

618
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:54,320
think do you guys think that it would be motivating to be a good person? No, no. I would be motivated

619
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,560
to be a horrible person. You should be a good person. You wouldn't be kicked out of Walmart.

620
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,480
Well, not just that, but you'll you'll be penalized. What happens then? You can't buy

621
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:07,200
shit from Walmart, Brian. What happens at Walmart? Yeah. Well, did you go to my app and I order

622
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,360
everything I want anyway? Well, they just turn you down on your app, too. They can't turn you

623
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:16,560
down on my app. That's what I'm saying is the way this social score works, you're screwed.

624
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,600
Would it would it create like a sliding scale of cost? Like like if your social score is less

625
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:27,200
than 50 percent, they make you pay. Then they have to pay more. I would. Well, did you hear?

626
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,800
Wow. We could scam that. We could all just hang out and give each other good scores.

627
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,840
I think in Maryland, I'll just have you buy my shit. I like the I like that idea, Brian.

628
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,720
In Maryland, they're trying to pass a law fake profile. Yeah, they're trying to pass a law in

629
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:47,360
Maryland that if you're not vaccinated, you will be taxed double. Oh, that's right. That's what a

630
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:52,560
crock of poop. Oh, my God. That bullshit. That is beyond bullshit. And they said on top of that,

631
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:59,520
you will have a monthly fee. Yeah. And tax double and you'll have a monthly fee. They're

632
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:04,240
even though they have proven at this point, the vaccine does not help. And in fact, it goes a

633
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:10,480
little bit further than that. They there's something about your kids. If you're not vaccinated,

634
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:15,120
they could do something to your kids. Yes. They can take them away from you. Yeah. You want people

635
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,360
shot at the door. That's a good way to do that. I don't feel like that would go very over well.

636
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,560
They're just taking it too far. Look, if you want to have well, they're trying to sneak it through,

637
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,080
I think, because some lady found it in the minutes of the government meeting or something like that.

638
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,080
So she's bringing it to people's attention. I think they're trying to sneak it through.

639
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:42,720
Oh, yeah. Kind of slide it into critical race theory. It's funny how the ACLU was such a hated

640
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:50,400
organization. And now they're taking on cases more and more against these crazy mandates.

641
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:55,200
And more. Are you sure? Yeah. In my opinion, they've been nowhere. They've been they've been

642
00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:01,280
doing a lot of stuff. OK, I've noticed that that they're it's hard for them because they're turning

643
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:06,080
away their own audience, right? Their own their own. Yeah. But that's their mission is to defend

644
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,880
the civil rights. Exactly. And that's the thing. And I've seen them having to defend their stance

645
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,560
on Twitter. Well, that's fantastic. They're saying, hey, you know, this is this is about freedom.

646
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:20,960
The Civil Liberties Union. Yeah. So well, they should be. But I don't think they've consistently

647
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,720
been that way. Hopefully they do it more. Well, they're also agree. They're also kind of they're

648
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:30,400
also abandoning one of their biggest groups that they support is women because they're starting to

649
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:36,160
support the trans women over the women now. Transgender. Yeah. So they've they've kind of

650
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:41,120
dropped the women because that was a big they're a big supporter of equal rights for women. Yeah.

651
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:46,720
And all that stuff. And now it's OK, this this man over here has more rights than you and should be

652
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:53,520
able to, you know, swim and whatever the sport is. Yeah. So it's it's it's kind of a screwed up

653
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,880
thing. And I'm I find it bizarre that we haven't been hearing feminists, like not necessarily like

654
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:04,560
ACLU, but feminists like screaming bloody murder. Right. I mean, they've always been anti.

655
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:09,120
And I don't want to say anti man, but they've been like protecting the interests of women.

656
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:15,120
Well, like Title nine and all. Right. Yes. And how are they staying quiet when a man becomes a woman

657
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:19,440
and then dominates their. I think they're so torn. What do they do on what to support?

658
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,800
Because they screwed because of the woke ism. I think that is I think they're so woke,

659
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,120
not all of them, obviously, but I think they're torn. They're like, I need to support the women,

660
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:33,840
but I support the gay community, trans community as well. So which one wins? Right.

661
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Well, they're going to go for the biggest donor. Because they need money. And it's

662
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:43,600
trans. No, you would think it's feminist. I'm talking about. Yeah. Well, they yield the biggest

663
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:48,320
return. Well, they call it. Yeah, you're right. It's going to win money always with the money.

664
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,160
Right. Well, the feminists who speak out, they call them turfs.

665
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,720
Because they call it turfs. That sounds gross. Kind of a gross.

666
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,760
Look up. Look up exactly what turf stands for. But imagine having to pull off the peonies and you

667
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:09,440
find a pokey astroturf down there. That's T.E.R.F. I believe. Oh, T.E.R.F. Oh, that's different.

668
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:14,960
That's different. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good call. Trans exclusionary radical feminist.

669
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:20,480
So acronym for trans man. Hold on. Hold on. Say that again. I can't I can't.

670
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,200
There's an acronym for trans exclusionary radical feminist. So basically it's the feminists

671
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:30,000
who are sticking up for the women instead of the trans people. So they've even come out for a term

672
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
for those type of feminists. So they've had to separate even within the feminist community.

673
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,080
Well, this came out in 2008. OK, well, that's encouraging. I find that encouraging. Like J.K.

674
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:45,520
Rowling. That is so bizarre. She was getting so much pressure to because there is a subset of her

675
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:52,720
fans who said, well, this character seems trans to me is is is trans or they're pushing her to write

676
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:59,680
a trans person in her book. And she's like, no, there's two genders. Male and female. Oh, and they

677
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:05,920
jumped her shit. She had it still ongoing. So they call her a turf. Like they are not giving up on

678
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:13,840
totally nuking her. She gave. But how how be proud of her. She is sticking to her guns on this. Well,

679
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:21,440
she is not going to cave. Yeah, I love it. I heard that her making Dumbledore gay was kind of an

680
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,320
appeasement to that. That was a hat tip to whether that's true or not. I don't know. That's one of

681
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:31,040
the theories. So well, you know, here's that I don't give a shit. I don't think it's like as much

682
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:36,080
stick as he wants. It's just that you say that every single time. I don't need to know about it.

683
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:43,440
I don't need to know. My kids don't need to know. Yeah, we don't care. Who cares? Well, you know

684
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,120
what? My wife and I make the same comment about the Netflix shows we watch. They always have to

685
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:52,480
have a they always have to have a homosexual relationship. We don't have an issue with it,

686
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,840
but they always make it physical. There's always PDA. They have to kiss. They have to do. And

687
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,320
they're not even doing that to the normal couples. When I say normal, I'm sure that's offensive, but

688
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:07,920
the heterosexual couples are not normal. No, definitely not normal. Well, I'm hearing impaired.

689
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:14,880
What do you know? No, no, you just don't know. But I'm talking about your infinity pillow. Oh,

690
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:22,640
who was this at all? Do you find out where you put the batteries in my infinity pillow? I forget

691
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,840
what it was called. I made up that word. You know, your pill, your yoga pillow, my chair,

692
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:33,680
my stretching chair, your sit, spin, whatever you want to call it. Sure. My bad back, bad knees, bad

693
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:39,680
ankles chair. Oh, what is wrong with you? Wow. I guess it's all about perception. You sick son of

694
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,160
a bitch. So did you find out where to put those big D size batteries? Actually, it takes one of

695
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:54,880
those car batteries. 12 volt. Big diesel engine. Whatever. That's like naked gun. Maybe it's

696
00:34:54,880 --> 00:35:02,480
like starts the little motor. Oh, we got to go back and watch that again. That was such good stuff.

697
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:12,400
Have you watched airplane recently? Yeah. What did it hold up? Yes. It's so amazingly offensive.

698
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:21,120
What's the other one? The most offensive one ever. Airplane two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

699
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:26,640
What's the other one? The most offensive one ever. Airplane two. No, no, no. Yeah, that was offensive.

700
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:32,720
Blazing saddles. Blazing saddles. Thank you. Oh, good lord. It was so incredibly offensive.

701
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:39,840
It was funny as hell. That was funny. But there's no way. No way. It's like running an Archie Bunker

702
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,800
series on TV. It's just the shit ain't going to fly nowadays. Absolutely would never happen.

703
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:52,080
And Django just came out just a few years back. Yeah. You know, and that has the N word. I think

704
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,480
it's the most ever said in a movie. I wonder if everyone wants a trigger. It's not a comedy.

705
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:03,280
You know, and it was. But I think you could still do it in the right context. Well, you know,

706
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:10,800
you could do a sitcom on ABC like Archie Bunker today. You can't do that. Yeah. Well, the one that

707
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:16,400
you could do when I treat is at the opposite. It's always sunny in Philadelphia is probably the

708
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,760
the raunchiest I've seen. And they could still maintain the raunchiness. Family Guy gets there

709
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:27,200
as well. Family Guy. Family Guy. South Park. True. Yeah. South Park gets away with all sorts of shit,

710
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:33,120
right? Which is good. Yeah. Comedy. I started. I started showing my kids South Park. And after

711
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:38,160
the first episode, I was like, we're not watching anymore. Well, hold on. Your kids are your kids are

712
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,920
four and seven, right? He's eleven. And then he tells you, hey, Dad, you know, they came out with

713
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:49,360
a South Park video game. Yeah. Have you seen that video game? No. OK. What I don't want to be for

714
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:55,920
a little part of the video game is where you're fighting something around the balls and the deck.

715
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:03,360
Austin, hold that up. That's just so over the top. He even knows what it's called. Stick of truth.

716
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:08,320
Yeah. Well, see, that's why they do it, because they just push, push, push. Right. Yeah. They know

717
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:14,560
they can show the video. Oh, my. So I mean, this is basically it's a it's a video of kids trying to

718
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,320
sneak through their parents' room. And then all of a sudden, their dad, they get they get shrunk down

719
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,200
to a miniature size. That's the video game. It's the goal of the game. So they're shrunk down to

720
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,760
miniature size and they have to get from point A to point B. And to get to point B, you have to travel

721
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,840
through your parents' bedroom and through the bed. And his parents are having sex.

722
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,280
Do you have safe search on? That's brilliant. Oh, look, there's doggy style going on right there.

723
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:46,800
Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. No, you're you're on pictures. Need video. Oh, that's cheap. There's

724
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:53,200
a ball. Oh, come on. That's so bad. There you go. It's called the stick of truth. Who who came up

725
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,880
with this? You'd be a South Park. No, no, no. I mean, who told you about it? How did you hear

726
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,880
about this? Oh, my kids watch the shit out of it. Sean's eight year old. My kids play the game.

727
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:07,040
Sean's three year old. Daddy, can we watch stick of truth? Now, let's see if you can find a little

728
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,960
the boss fight. You see, OK, well, we're having a little downtime here trying to find the

729
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:17,440
the correct one. A lot of colorful pictures, though. Yeah, I think South Park is funny, but

730
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,280
I've watched it, but it's not something that I've been religiously watched. But every single one

731
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,560
that I've watched, I'm just like, this is this is great. I need to start watching this, but I never,

732
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:32,880
never do. I never pick it up. Yeah, I used to watch it. It's not it's not something for me. OK,

733
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:40,000
like. All right. So right now, see if you put on some audio here. Oh, God. OK, really? So there's

734
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:48,720
like a set of balls that is coming to his face. Oh, my God. I just did a slow motion back flip away from

735
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:55,680
him. That's balls. All right. So, OK, that that was the game, though. No, that was just a video,

736
00:38:55,680 --> 00:39:01,040
which is the game. No, that's the boss fight. You have to dodge your dad's ball. Well, you guys got

737
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:07,280
to look at I'm serious. It is absolutely ridiculous. Well, you know, I started watching.

738
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,440
I want to get this game. Well, she and I started watching the South Park, the stick of truth,

739
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,560
and she was testing the whole time. But I was like, no, no, no, come on. It's funny. Let's

740
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:23,760
stick it out. It was so ridiculously over the top from the from the first second to when we stopped.

741
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,040
It was everything they could cram in there as much as possible to be as offensive in over the top as

742
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:33,920
possible. Oh, that is awesome. This is actually this is actually the video they're playing right

743
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:41,520
there. So they're miniaturized. Oh, my God. And now you have to go and start asking questions.

744
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:46,080
Oh, well, now you shall see the true power of an underpants.

745
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:54,320
What's clapping around in the back? Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Clearly a nipple.

746
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,960
Okay, I can't. So there's the the miniature South Park guys.

747
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,360
This is awesome. I'm getting this video.

748
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:15,600
Okay. The underpants gnomes are the greatest shrink underwear, it says. Oh, no.

749
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,400
They're literally fighting underneath their parents that are having sex. Yeah. Yeah. And you see that

750
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,480
and then once you get past the box, they're on the boobies part now. Then when they get past the

751
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:31,600
navel and then then you get the balls that are flapping and coming at you. That's what they

752
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:39,440
say. You know, I can't I can't think of a better way to spend my free time. Right. Then to play a

753
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,760
game like that. It's even got the porn music. Oh, yeah. Excellent. Yeah. I mean, don't don't

754
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,960
worry about fixing the sprinklers or cleaning the pool. Look at those things swaying. Play this game.

755
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,520
Those boobies are just. Right. I mean, I know we have responsibilities as husbands and fathers,

756
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:59,840
but you guys screw it. Play this game. But it's a real game and my kids played it. Austin, have you

757
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:05,520
played it? Of course. He's not. He said you sick bastard. What's wrong with you, Mr. Producer?

758
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:11,280
Oh, you didn't know it was a game. Oh, you playing it right now? Oh, no, there's.

759
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:17,280
Okay, all right. Let's move on. You get to span L. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You got smacked.

760
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:22,720
That's like a really old, old ball sack. Don't you? No, I mean, even young ball sacks look like that.

761
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:26,960
Not that I would know. But I got boys. I got boys. I got boys. It's good. I'm safe. So you look at

762
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,400
at their ball sacks? I hadn't in the past. I mean, when they came out of terror, they

763
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,720
were hung like a freaking horse. I was like, oh, they're just swollen. They're just way

764
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:42,440
to turn that around. Yeah. Nice try. Yeah. Yeah, that's a ridiculous. OK, yeah. Anyway,

765
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:48,840
South Park craziness. And I never really got into South Park, but I have watched all the

766
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,680
shows and I think they're freaking funny. And I love the one where they have the car.

767
00:41:53,680 --> 00:42:00,760
Is it Carmine Carmen where he's got the the space satellite dish that shoots out his ass?

768
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:05,200
Oh, Cartman. Yeah, that's a Cartman. That's the first episode. There was like the pros.

769
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:11,520
That was the first episode. I just watched it the other night. Literally the debut. Yeah.

770
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,440
It's like before we go talk through this, this is the narrative of it. Cartman gets

771
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:21,720
abducted by aliens and they put a 50 foot satellite dish in his ass. And so because

772
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:26,320
you know, he's standing there and here comes the satellite dish and it's sticking out of

773
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:33,080
his ass. It's just ridiculous. It's funny as shit, though. I mean, it's and then at

774
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:38,120
the end of the episode, my favorite part of the whole thing is he's telling him, I had

775
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:45,920
this dream I was on this alien spaceship and Scott Baio gave me pink eye. Just random.

776
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:51,560
Yeah, random shot at Scott Baio. I was awesome. Scott Baio was watching it going, huh? They're

777
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,000
like, your eye does look red. And that's it. The episode's over. You ever play World of

778
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,600
Warcraft? You ever play World of Warcraft? No. Well, World of Warcraft, if you got it

779
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,960
for some of our fans out there, they did a South Park show on World of Warcraft. Oh,

780
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:12,040
yeah, I saw that episode. And absolutely funny. Absolutely true. Yeah, absolutely true. And

781
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:19,160
it's a South Park episode about World of Warcraft. Yes. Yeah. There's a great war. War of war.

782
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:30,320
World War War of War of War of War of War of Warcraft. Yeah. OK. It's like it's probably.

783
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:36,120
It's probably there. There's Sean right there. It's probably one of the highest games on

784
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:43,040
the planet. Warcraft. Yeah, John, I'm a 52 year old. I played that game in my early 40s

785
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,240
and I'm not exaggerating. I played it probably two, three years straight and I think I only

786
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:52,120
missed a couple of days. Wow. Wow. Did you have a job during that period of your life?

787
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,920
I was doing construction. Wake up with a crack of ass, work my ass off all day long, come

788
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,880
home, put the kids to bed, pull out a six pack of beer, drink. And I would play with

789
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:07,800
people, military soldiers. I'd play with military soldiers on the other side of the planet.

790
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,480
And we'd play World of Warcraft. It was fantastic. And you would plan your attacks together because

791
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,160
you were in a guild. Oh, yeah, of course we were in a guild. And we would do that. Were

792
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:23,680
you a mage? Oh, man, that's where we were. Jenkins came from. You know, you were Lee

793
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,680
Moore Jenkins. I know they were Jenkins with a jack. We watched that too bad. We didn't

794
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,760
have audio on that one. The first time we recorded it, we were laughed our asses off

795
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,280
and we were recording. We had no audio of it. We can hear it in our headset, but it

796
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,560
wasn't that we had a calculation over there so we couldn't hear the guys. We just put

797
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:51,720
it on. That's been posted a long time ago. We got a was I just infused us with this power.

798
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:57,440
It's about one point three of repeating, of course, you know, just the easiest. It was

799
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:02,840
so we're just buffed and I'm wearing my my shoes and and I'm going to put on my ring

800
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,520
of invisibility. We got a lot of buster guys ready to go. And then all of a sudden this

801
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:12,480
guy is saying, hey, where's he going? He just fricking ran in there. He but he's screaming

802
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,720
and he pulls the whole thing. So when you walk, when you when you run into a it's not

803
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:25,080
going into a boss except these are 40 men, 40 men teams that are playing. So this is

804
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:30,320
this is all gathered around. It's so corny. They're all gathered around talking. Pre battle

805
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,960
meeting the room. They're pre battle planning. But this is this is synchronized stuff. So

806
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,560
when you go in there and you're battling, it's kind of like, all right, well, the dragons

807
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:46,560
are coming out. We need we need what they call a a extended what is its damage, long

808
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,960
range damage. So you would get the hunters out there and, you know, shooting guns, rifles,

809
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:55,640
whatever bubble. Trying to soften them up. Well, there are different sets. So you got

810
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,800
one guy that's controlling it. He's kind of like dictating to all the people. You got

811
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:04,760
healers. You got you got people that are are throwing spells on you. So you have to dispel

812
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,600
them there. You're getting cursed. And, you know, you got to there. There's a million

813
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,400
things going on. And then you have a tank, the big guy in the middle. And he's just like

814
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,440
pulling all this aggro and all these things are coming at him. You know, when I played

815
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:24,960
the video game, I was what they call an idiot. I was what the hell was I? I was a disciplined

816
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:30,040
priest. My job, an idiot. I was I would my job was to protect those bubble boys. Basically,

817
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:35,960
I would protect the the the tank. So I enjoyed the shit out of it. So I'll cut the story

818
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:41,920
short. When Leroy runs in there, it goes worse than custard last stand. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well,

819
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,480
it's called they get slaughtered faster than poor. It's called a wife. They all die. They

820
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,080
get respawned somewhere and then they meet back again. But do you understand to coordinate

821
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:55,480
that with 40 people around the world? Yeah. And to hear them try to recover. Oh, he went

822
00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:00,920
again. OK, well, we'll just we'll just add limit like like, OK, we do their best. Yeah.

823
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:06,680
And they get fails. Oh, they get completely demolished. It's really funny. But the thing

824
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:13,400
that sucks about it that, you know, when you do fail, you do damage to your armor. I know

825
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:19,600
it doesn't make any sense, but it's like you have to fix your armor. You have to fix it

826
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:24,800
in the game. So it's just like you have sometimes when you wipe like that, some guy acts like

827
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,820
a jackass. You literally have to take 10 minutes blacksmith to go somewhere in the game to

828
00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:35,200
fix yourself and then to come back and visit. And that's just enough time for two more beers.

829
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:42,800
Well, yeah. I mean, I also went through a phase where I can get my armor. I went through

830
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:47,840
a phase where when I was playing this video game where I started dropping beer off my

831
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,560
my program, when I started working, I would talk a road job where they had lots of wine.

832
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:56,920
I started buying the five liter boxes of wine and I would buy pint of glass. I remember

833
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:03,920
when you went to that box. Why drink a box of wine? You went to a box. I would sit there

834
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:09,920
to be friends. My friends. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. I bought it for him one time.

835
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,680
Hey, can you buy me a box of wine? I hear something horrible. Hey, you're not going

836
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:19,960
to. So I went. No, I went on a trip to Honduras for a for a you don't hear that. I'm not going

837
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:24,240
to mention who. And it was kind of a not a mission trip, but we were going down there

838
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:28,840
to work to help poor people. Right. And we were taking all these clothes down. And so

839
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:34,840
we got these boxes of wine because alcohol down there sucks. Right. And we decided to

840
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:43,280
put the wine in the donation bags just in case they blew up on the airplane. Oh, no.

841
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,880
And that way they wouldn't ruin our clothes. Yeah. It would ruin the donation.

842
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:54,760
We only lost one box of wine. Did they all did explode on one of it? Oh, that's.

843
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:01,200
They're like, well, what is this? Is this tide? That wasn't me. That was a tide. People

844
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:07,080
smell it like this. Well, what is that? You probably should have just bounce. Did you

845
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:13,920
get red? Was a red line or a white Cabernet? I mean, why is bounce making me high? They

846
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,440
were used donations anyway. I mean, it was a tie dye. So everything was kind of tie dyed

847
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:25,840
with Cabernet. It's not bad. Two shirts. Maybe five liters, though. So there you go. So now

848
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,960
when I travel, I only travel with a backpack. So I can't get in my stuff anyway. Well, you

849
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:34,760
get the little clip on bladder of wine. Yeah. And you double bag it and do all the stuff.

850
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:40,840
Oh, man. Look, we're professionals. We like smuggling bladders of bourbon into concerts

851
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:46,840
all the time. When you say we, is that loosely? I believe those in your is that your I think

852
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:52,480
we have all braids. I was a fucking mule when we went to that concert. So I had a shoulder

853
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:58,240
injury and I had a I had one of those fancy. I had a fancy arm thing and they were like,

854
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:02,400
OK, we're going to put the flask under that arm. No, yeah. And I was thinking to myself,

855
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,360
they'll never check that. I mean, seriously, what are you going to do? I need you to take

856
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:10,160
your arm out of the sling, please. Oh, I can't do that. Oh, I mean, really, really? They're

857
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,600
going to make you do that. No, they didn't. Oh, my God. It was foolproof. But I was a

858
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:19,440
mule. Yeah. And what does he decide to bring into the concert? Oh, fuck you. Each that

859
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:25,000
was bourbon. Jeff. No, it was not me. I asked you before we picked it. Stop talking. Brian

860
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,280
needs to hear this. Peach whiskey, like Crown Royal Peach. I don't know. Jim Beam. No, it

861
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,640
was Jim Beam Honey. And what was the other one? It was Peach. That peach. It was an amazing

862
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:40,560
concert, but that ruined it. I do love Jim Beam, not Jim Beam Peach. It was very sticky.

863
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:46,160
Peach. Oh, well, we did that night. You know, a little bit. I think I turned down the last

864
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:51,840
one. You ungrateful son of a bitch. Well, I'm going to mule it. I came up with the plan.

865
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,120
Did you was a good one. Did you swallow it? You got turned away. I did. I brought your

866
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:01,120
backpack. I had a satchel and they were like, you can't come up with that satchel. And I

867
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:05,520
was like, why? And she has a purse. That's what I was saying. I can't come up with my

868
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:10,880
satchel with two guns. Why? Why? He's like, I identify as a woman. That's awesome. That

869
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:18,880
may float today. Why? Because I have tits. We all do their moves. Moves. Well, yeah,

870
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,800
I had to go back out to the car and I was struggling because I had to figure out how

871
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:29,160
to get the the cups in there. So I ended up shoving them in my pants, my pocket. Just

872
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:34,000
to buy a drink. I don't recall. There's a lot of room. No, we didn't come. You can buy

873
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,280
a coat. Chodish. You know, in retrospect, look, this is the learning curve. So I mean,

874
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:47,640
in retrospect, he had a chode pouch. Do you know what a chode is, Brian? It's very squaddy.

875
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:53,440
Nice. It's very girthy, but short. I feel like I do, but. It's very girthy, but short.

876
00:51:53,440 --> 00:52:00,240
Yes, it's minutely long. Kind of like our cups. But very round. So that leaves a lot

877
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:07,480
of space in there for cups and stuff. That had to hurt. Oh, the dog just. She just shook

878
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:13,080
her head and her ears just flapped against the table. Gave herself a concussion. Does

879
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:19,000
anybody need a beer? I have a cooler full of beer. I think Brian is. I'll have one.

880
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,800
That's why I'm asking. Speaking of concerts, do you OK? So every time I go get every time

881
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:30,000
I go to a concert, I get offered marijuana. Like, I swear to God, I went to Ozzy Oslun

882
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,360
was in the fifth row, like people that don't know you. Yeah, people turned around. They're

883
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,200
like, hey, we're smoking out for his birthday. They like you want some. They look at you

884
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:43,160
and they go, I you look like you need to be high. I was at I think it was Rob Zombie.

885
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:48,160
It could be a concert you're going to. These guys are smoking this huge blunt and they

886
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:52,040
just turn around. He's like, you want some? I'm like, no, I'm good. I don't want to, you

887
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,920
know, because you put your lips on it. Yes, Drew, let me snip the end off first. Yeah.

888
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:03,200
Disinfect that. Oh, you're taking. Oh, yeah. Right. Drag off of this dude. I'm like, I'm

889
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,600
like, oh, yeah, I wouldn't do that. I remember when I was a kid, it happened all the time,

890
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,520
but like I'm I'm pushing 50. I think what they still do is they should they should have

891
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:17,000
some sort of like a wagon where people bring, you know, when you have a hookah and you've

892
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,680
got multiple people pulling off the hookah. I think everyone should bring their own little

893
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:25,000
tether little little tube. Yeah. Bring your own little tether. And, you know, when you

894
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,360
get up there, just like tap in and and you know what? That's a great idea. That could

895
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:35,600
be personalized, right? Got their own little. So instead of LED lights on there, when we

896
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:41,720
get that's actually a great idea. When we get legalized here, we should open up a dude's,

897
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:50,440
like us. We have a weed hookah lounge with your own private hookup hookup. They the I'll

898
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:56,200
tell you what the Indians I think it's Indians is has that whole thing. It's mid east. They

899
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:03,040
love it. Middle East thing. They frickin love it. It's a big thing. What does I was a ball

900
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:08,120
not just the device, but it is a group bomb. It's a water. Exactly what it is. You have

901
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:13,200
tubes coming where they have different flavored tobaccos put in there and sometimes it gives

902
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,080
them a buzz and they all giggle and have a great time. And Brandon is Brandon has done

903
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:24,360
it. He says it is extremely strong. Yeah, it's it's disgusting. Yeah, you buzz. What

904
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:30,240
is it? It's tobacco. Have you ever been to a hookah bar? I didn't want to put the thing

905
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:34,960
in my mouth. Yeah. Well, that's what people were sharing. That kind of diminishes your

906
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,160
own, I think. I don't know. I've never been sharing lip thing. Yeah, when you can't do

907
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,680
that, it's like showing up going in there kind of pointless. It's like interviewing

908
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:47,480
Bachelorette. Can people when you're like, well, the stripper was in there, but I didn't

909
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,280
want to put that thing in my mouth. You know, is that a good thing? I don't know. I don't

910
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:56,760
think that's a good analogy. I try to spend that's a terrifying analogy. There was something

911
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:06,040
there. I just there. I did make sense. Yeah, that scared everybody. So I did mention earlier,

912
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:12,600
I started spouting off about 220 and Trump and social media and how he was trying to

913
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:19,480
push something because we're talking about Elon Musk and yeah, take it. So that's a big

914
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,040
a big development. He they were battling big time. A lot of money. Yeah. Well, and the

915
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:28,160
board was saying no. And I think they got them on it and they said, who are you looking

916
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,080
up for the shareholders? I think there were going to be a bunch of lawsuits. And then

917
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:37,480
they were like, fuck, we have no choice. I still don't understand what you were saying

918
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:44,760
about what they're trying to do to poison pill. You were saying something that they

919
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:48,840
did it in Europe and they're trying to do it with it. He already purchased it. It's

920
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:54,160
a done deal. No, it's because one of those and again, I was trying to look earlier, Obama

921
00:55:54,160 --> 00:56:00,560
just spoke out in Stanford and and I don't know the correct terminology. But basically,

922
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:05,120
I think I don't know what country does pass on of was Europe or England or Great Britain

923
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:13,000
or somewhere over there. I believe just passed legislation that Hillary Clinton just commented

924
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:19,920
on it like like we did it or something like that. And basically, what's happened is all

925
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:26,080
the all these social media accounts have been controlled by like minds for so long. And

926
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:33,440
now one of them is not. So they feel threatened by that. So they're like, oh, and it's a big

927
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,720
one. Twitter is a big one. Oh, huge. So they don't have the monopoly anymore. So they have

928
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:43,080
I don't know how many there are. Let's say there's three of them. Now they have to there's

929
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:47,600
a break in the dam. There's a break and they're getting nervous that stuff's going to start

930
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:52,800
getting out there. And I think they're going to try to go around it and try to like truth.

931
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,480
Truth is going to get out there. I mean, think about it. If you imagine it like like a like

932
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:03,600
a wall, like a defensive wall, right? You got NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN. I mean, all the all

933
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:09,400
the mainstream media, you got all the big tech. I mean, everybody it's a giant wall

934
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:15,760
that that that protects the narrative and the talking points. And they won't be able

935
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,520
to do that because they're going to be forced to cover both sides. Yeah. As a matter of

936
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:26,120
fact, conservatives are jumping back on. So what tried is Mark Levin jumped back on. I

937
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,960
reactivated mine today. There you go. So what the what Trump was referring to, I mentioned

938
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:35,360
it was two twenty. That's actually called two thirty and it's two thirty. No, that's

939
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:40,960
actually two thirty. He didn't do that. Well, it's not. It's a reference that the you want

940
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,160
to revoke it. Yeah, that's what he said. Revoke two thirty. What is it? It's a reference to

941
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:50,000
Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, a law passed by Congress in nineteen

942
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:57,080
ninety six. It says online platforms are not legally responsible for what users post. Right.

943
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:02,200
So what many say this protection enabled the creation of the modern Internet. But critics

944
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:08,200
on both left and right says it gives tech companies too much power at a time when there

945
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:15,320
are essential to many people's lives. So he was saying revoke that ability to what? How

946
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:20,320
do you punish that sounds so much like the you know, they want to make gun manufacturers

947
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:25,200
liable for what their users do with guns. And I don't like that either. Or ammunition

948
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:29,520
makers. Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. I don't think holding like like when

949
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:33,320
you understand the only reason why they're doing that is because that's their only their

950
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,920
own. They don't think it's right either. But that's your only way to make it happen. It's

951
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:43,960
their only way to control the narrative. Well, in terms of gun control and what's interesting

952
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:48,240
about the guns, something to stop the ammo. And what's interesting now is the Democrats

953
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:55,960
were wholly against repealing 230 for years. Now, in Obama's speech, he says, maybe we

954
00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:02,800
do need to go back and look at 230. Now that they don't have 100% control of it. Right.

955
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,840
Right. And that's what you're getting at. And again, I don't know what the law is. I

956
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,200
don't have to do some more research. I heard it today on the radio that something just

957
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:16,080
passed and Obama was speaking to it. Hillary Clinton commented on Twitter about it. And

958
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:22,440
something about that the government would start to instead of the social media companies

959
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:28,240
controlling the content, it would be controlled at a federal government. Oh, that's a great

960
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:34,240
idea. So yeah, it's a horrible idea. So yeah, let's do this central government. I dig into

961
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:45,240
this a little bit more. But in Obama's reign, he he implemented something that allows allows

962
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:52,520
media companies to say false things and they don't have to be held accountable for it.

963
00:59:52,520 --> 01:00:01,600
In other words, to create the nerd, what's the dog doing? Little allergies. She is licking

964
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:06,400
her back paw and she's very upset. So those are allergies when dogs lick their paws a

965
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,400
lot. It's because they're allergies. So Trump seized on the once obscure legal provision

966
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:15,480
after wrangling with Twitter that says this week, this is an older one, but the social

967
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:20,840
media platform fact checking labels on some of the tweets that claimed without evidence

968
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:25,920
the mail in ballots were fraudulent. That is really the bottom line of why they they

969
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:31,200
they deleted Trump on all social platforms that that he was on is because he was saying,

970
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:36,600
hey, look, I think that this this vote was fraud. Yeah, the election was fraudulent.

971
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:45,080
But he just. He just framed the statement where, come on, no, no way. And he just framed

972
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:50,920
it and said, hey, you know what? I believe that this was fraudulent. No, they were looking

973
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:57,000
for any reason to kick him off. Well, it's kind of like Joe Rogan's podcast. He's not

974
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,400
coming back. Yeah, that's what he said. He's not coming back. You know why? Because he

975
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:05,000
wants to put out this truth. Yeah, because he has his own computer. And I'm on board

976
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,280
with that because I've got stock in it. Yeah, I don't think I don't think it's going to

977
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:13,960
float now. Why? They come out. I don't think it's going to be successful now. I don't know.

978
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:21,880
What is the price? No, you know what? No, it's 35. Two days ago, 40 bucks today. Well,

979
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:26,080
I tried to buy, but the market had already closed. So here's what Trump is. Here's what

980
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:36,160
it was. So Danny Dan Nunes was on MSNBC and they were he was chatting about. No, it was

981
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:42,080
not. It was Fox News. And he was chatting about that. He was talking about the Trump

982
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:49,160
platform and he was saying how Trump or the truth social was it was called the truth social

983
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:55,840
truth social. They want to envelop all the positive attributes from Facebook, Instagram

984
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,720
and Twitter all in one. They do not want to take over Twitter. They don't want to take

985
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:07,600
over. They want to create an environment that's conducive to our needs. Right. That are uncensored.

986
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:12,720
You can voice your opinions environment. Yeah, that can't be turned off. How do you feel

987
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:18,960
about that? I love the idea of a free speech social media platform. Right. But I also love

988
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:24,080
the idea that you have to stand behind what you say with your actual identity. Because

989
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:30,640
what I see in local politics on Facebook, especially there are so many fake accounts

990
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:35,280
and there's so many people that don't have a picture. They don't have a background. They

991
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:41,360
are trolling, trolling, trolling. The account was created in 2008, but so that was Danny

992
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:46,800
Nunes biggest thing that he was saying. And that's the reason why it's not available on

993
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:51,920
Android. It's only available on iPhone. So they were saying well, right. Currently, that's

994
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:55,360
the way it's set up right now. But what they say is you're on a waiting list. Well, that

995
01:02:55,360 --> 01:03:00,960
waiting list is long because they're making sure that you're not a bot. Yeah, you need

996
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,800
to be a verified identity. Is that what they're doing? Is that why it's taking so long? That's

997
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:09,240
what Danny Nunes said this morning. May I have another beer, please? Yeah. Thank you.

998
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:14,720
Yeah. So I hope truth takes off. I'm in line. I am number four hundred and seven thousand

999
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:19,520
and something. I'm two hundred and something thousand. Oh, look at you. So I'm all in

1000
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:24,680
line with it, but I'm afraid that it's not going to be as big because of what just happened

1001
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:31,120
with Musk. I disagree. That's why I don't think it's now there really is a competitor.

1002
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:37,240
Correct. I think Facebook is Twitter and this truth are really going to compete now because

1003
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:45,080
Twitter is big. I think Facebook has stepped off into the meadow field and they're going

1004
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:51,040
to morph into something different. I think that Facebook is going to turn into not necessarily

1005
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:58,440
a my space syndrome where they're going to just wilt and die, but they're going in a

1006
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:03,040
different direction. And I think what Trump is doing or I shouldn't say Trump. I think

1007
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:08,360
what this platform is doing is they're trying to develop all the positive attributes and

1008
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:15,040
have people accountable for what they say. Yeah, I'm all for truth succeeding. But I

1009
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:21,040
don't know. I was I was very hopeful. But when this Elon Musk thing happened, I started

1010
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:26,640
guessing is this is just how is this going to hurt the launch of truth? You know what?

1011
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:32,160
I would say this. Do not underestimate the popularity of Donald Trump. I know. Don't

1012
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,680
underestimate it. It's massive. It's huge. And it's and it's more than just him. It's

1013
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:42,200
what he represents. He represents what people are so sick of. Right. The two party politics,

1014
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:47,160
the bullshit, the people getting away with with like never being accountable for this

1015
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:53,940
or that and the lies. And it's obvious. So he represents he represents getting back to

1016
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:58,800
what what it was supposed to be, what it would it is is supposed to be correct. And I hope

1017
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:03,440
I hope it succeeds. I just I don't know. I think it's going to have a harder road now.

1018
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:08,320
Put it that way. Yeah, I think it's going to have a harder road now than it was three

1019
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:13,880
weeks ago. Yeah. But what's the harm for people that are on Twitter to also create an account

1020
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:18,240
on to social? Yeah, I agree. Well, it's not. But they're not. They're not. You know what

1021
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:22,880
I mean? They're not. But basically, it's to see Trump. That would be the only reason because

1022
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,440
Trump has come out and says, I'm not going to rejoin Twitter. Well, I don't know. There

1023
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:30,800
are a lot of Twitter folk out there that are pretty savvy with their accounts that they

1024
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:36,520
have set up that are disgusted with. Yeah, agreed. Especially conservatives. You know,

1025
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,640
they talk about the misinformation that's going out there. You know, there's a lot of

1026
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:43,120
misinformation that's being processed through Twitter, you know, and they're kind of like,

1027
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:49,040
well, you know what? It's like hydrochloroquine. You know, there was a time where that that

1028
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:55,680
wasn't an effective tool to cure covid. And then what was the the the stuff that gets

1029
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:02,760
horse horse dewormer? Ivermectin. There you go. Then the Ivermectin wasn't very effective.

1030
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:07,480
All it turns out, Ivermectin is extremely effective against covid. So it's just like,

1031
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,520
you know, all of a sudden, you know, it's just like, well, if you say that, you know,

1032
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:17,680
you that kind of like what Joe Rogan was talking about in his apology. I'm doing air. He didn't

1033
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:22,600
apologize. I love Joe Rogan's podcast. I watch him listen all the time. Yeah, I like his

1034
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:30,160
and I love this. His non. He has no agenda. Just a conversation with somebody. He has

1035
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:35,280
no agenda. No, no. What's that in the question? He just asked questions. So he's got those

1036
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,520
those doctors on there and they're they're they're saying whatever they're saying. Don't

1037
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,880
get like, you know, it's kind of what he was saying. He's saying, you know, look, we just

1038
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:49,920
talk about stuff and and and what's not right today may be right. And you're that's what

1039
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:55,560
I'm hearing information. The narrative changes. It's everything. And that's exactly what he

1040
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:59,520
said. It's like, you know what? You know, six months ago, I wasn't able to say this,

1041
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:04,680
but now I can. And then just the whole jargon of Spotify, people standing up and wanted

1042
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:12,280
to delete. What did you see that Spotify dropped Obama? Yes. Oh, I did not. They did not renew.

1043
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:19,040
I texted you guys that producer Spotify drops Obama. Yeah, that's right. You said that.

1044
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:24,560
They did not renew. You fucking want to drop them. They just said, we're not going to renew

1045
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:30,520
your that's the soft drop. Yeah, absolutely. Right. And you know why? Because nobody was

1046
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:37,240
listening to them. They have. It doesn't take much to figure out. You know, they were a

1047
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:43,200
bunch of, you know, a bunch of frickin libs. Anyway, I figured out what it was. It's the

1048
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:50,060
Digital Services Act. The European Union just passed it. The law called the Digital Services

1049
01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:56,320
Act is intended to address social media, societal harms by requiring companies to more aggressively

1050
01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:03,320
police their platforms for illicit content or risk billions of dollars in fines. Great.

1051
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:08,560
And what they determine. Correct. It's going to be like cigarettes. Right. What they determine

1052
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:13,280
to be illicit content. I don't blame people for smoking cigarettes. They just like a cigarette

1053
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:18,320
company for making cigarettes. Right. Right. Or like the election. Anybody who anybody

1054
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:25,440
who questions the election that is illicit content. Well, it's a matter of who is illicit.

1055
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:31,200
There is there is plenty to question when you got video of these folks called mules,

1056
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:35,120
not you, Paul Smith, and then smuggling and liquor, but these mules that are carrying

1057
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:41,520
these fuel, your mule, the the voting hole. What do they call the election voting documents?

1058
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:48,000
You know, swallow the ballot. I had a ballot. No, I they popped. I absorbed it. So they,

1059
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,080
you know, they show up with like, you know, 200 ballots and they're all dropping them

1060
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:56,760
in there. I mean, there is so many that are. So you've heard about the movie coming out.

1061
01:08:56,760 --> 01:09:02,920
Two thousand mules. Yeah. And it's getting blocked. I'm talking about the next joke in

1062
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:09,760
there, too. But this is supposed to be a a is this hosted by Dinesh? It's a movie. He

1063
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made the movie is coming out. Two thousand mules. You know what I don't like about movies

1064
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:21,120
or documentaries, right? Is they're also like skewed. Jaded. Right. Because like you watch

1065
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:25,560
the food ones on Netflix and they make you think that eating meat is bad. And I watch

1066
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:30,280
them always. I'm always like, you can always tell when they're steering towards an outcome.

1067
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:35,400
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It drives me nuts. Yeah. So I want to watch this. I want to watch this

1068
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:39,680
two thousand mules. But this guy's not like Michael Moore. You know, no. Michael Moore

1069
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:45,880
was in your face about it. By the way, I know he's extraordinarily liberal, but he had some

1070
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:51,040
pretty funny content back in the day. Back in the day. Not so much. But he's a dick like

1071
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:56,680
a what was it? Bowling for Columbine when he took all those kids to the target headquarters

1072
01:09:56,680 --> 01:10:03,360
and want to return to bullets that were still. I mean, come on. That was hilarious. Yeah.

1073
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,360
The bullets right here. Could you take it back? Yeah. They're like, we want to return all

1074
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:12,640
the bullets that you're still in all these kids. I mean, just over the top. But I love

1075
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:18,760
that. But then he yeah, he he went woke. Wacko 9-11 wasn't good. The one about George W.

1076
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:24,040
Bush. I don't like that one. Yeah. He said a few recently that have been just, you know,

1077
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:28,600
you get popular for one thing and you really start to work your audience and go too far.

1078
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,500
It happens. Right. That was the soapbox for what he was really thinking about stuff. But

1079
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:36,680
at least he was in your face about it. Like somebody's documentaries try to put on where

1080
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:40,280
no, I'm not saying the one you're talking about. I hear you. No, no, no, no. I hear

1081
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:46,280
you. Just maybe think of that. We had the what moves do you have like sicko Fahrenheit

1082
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:51,800
9-11. Yeah. Sicko was I where he got his fame was he did one about Michigan, Detroit, Michigan,

1083
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:57,120
I think. Oh, the Flint Flint, Michigan. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's where he got started.

1084
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:02,680
Who was the the rock and New Year's Eve guy that had the stroke? Clark, Clark. Oh, my

1085
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:07,360
God. When he was costing Dick Clark with the money and talking about Dick Clark's restaurant

1086
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,720
was busing people. They were doing the welfare program where people were having to ride a

1087
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:18,000
bus two hours to get to his restaurant to work for like pennies. I mean, it was terrible.

1088
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:26,080
And he went straight at Dick. That's one thing. Like I generally felt bad. Who was the the

1089
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:30,240
leader of the NRA for some of the years, the old Western hero? Yes, Charlton Heston, Charlton

1090
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:34,440
Heston. Michael Moore went to his house and started interviewing Charles. Had you ever

1091
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:39,480
see that one? I would say no. Oh, my God. That made me feel so bad for Charles. He literally

1092
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:46,120
had a fake smile on his face. And he was like, well, but he did an NRA rally in a town that

1093
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,120
just had a shooting where kids were killed. You know what I'm saying? So it was like,

1094
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:53,860
whatever. But yeah, like, yeah. Well, you know, and so then he's like, hey, why did

1095
01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:57,680
you do this? Well, you know, and he's trying to be upbeat. And he finally just fake smile

1096
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:02,440
walked out. So why didn't he was in his house? Yeah. Why didn't he shoot him? He should have

1097
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:06,880
shot Michael Moore right then. Well, he could have. He would have been on camera. Castle

1098
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:13,480
Doctrine. Yeah. I would have made the news. I didn't invite them in. I know he did. And

1099
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:16,960
then he pulls out a forty four magnet and goes, you're in my house. No, it was like

1100
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:22,280
a sit down interview. Was it Michigan? I think Sharia law is not passed there. Oh, stop it.

1101
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:27,560
Sharia law did not pass, I don't think. It's not. But you can imagine Irving. I have a

1102
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:32,160
friend of mine that's completely convinced that Dearborn, Michigan, is Sharia law. You

1103
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:40,400
know what? It's not. It's not. It's not at all. However. However, they have many communities

1104
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:46,200
in like Dearborn, Michigan, that they practice it all the time and local authorities don't

1105
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,800
do shit about it. Well, so that's a problem. And that's what's going on in France and the

1106
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,440
Netherlands, where they're letting these ghettos happen. These Muslim ghettos, where they're

1107
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:58,520
doing their own law. Now they can't get them back under control. You've got the people

1108
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:02,560
in real go down. That's kind of a problem. Like it's up in Sweden. You know, they've

1109
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:06,880
got these refugees that are coming up in Sweden. Got a government set up where you know what?

1110
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:10,760
You don't have to do shit. They pay for everything. No. And now they've got these area of the

1111
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:16,600
no go zones. It's disgusting. And you know what? How'd you get on that? How'd you get

1112
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:21,720
on Sharia law? What were you reading? I think you heard Michigan. You heard the word Michigan

1113
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:27,640
with Michigan. You're like, oh, I have a friend that does the exact same thing. If you bring

1114
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:34,520
up for trigger, you know, they have Sharia law. Yeah. I remember when I was in Michigan.

1115
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:40,360
Sharia law. Yeah, I like Michigan. It's very beautiful up there. Gorgeous state. Yeah.

1116
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:44,280
Detroit is awesome. Yeah. That's a lot of pot farms that Gretchen Whitmer, though, needs

1117
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:50,520
to be yanked out. So you remember she's been kidnapped again. Yeah. Well, remember that

1118
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:55,960
complete forest. Do you remember the plot? Oh yeah. Okay. They unraveled the whole thing.

1119
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:00,680
No, those guys got charged as far as I remember, as far as I know. Well, they were like, was

1120
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:05,960
it one of these things like you get married? Like, like the guys do for the no, the FBI

1121
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:13,520
set it up like the FBI were the ones that went to them and said, uh, you know, we need

1122
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:17,160
to do this. We need to kidnap. Uh, you know what I mean? I was just looking for faith.

1123
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:21,080
Usually there's a group of people that like want to do something. Do you like that? They

1124
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:26,680
reach out and then the FBI ends up being the undercover guy. If this was a situation where

1125
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:31,720
there was like a local militia where the FBI reached out to them and said, we want to do

1126
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:37,240
this. Uh, yeah, it was a trap now and they're all. So these FBI guys went in there and started

1127
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:42,280
going and we should kidnap her. We should kidnap. And they're like, we're in bro. Right.

1128
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:46,880
Absolutely. And I think they, I think it all fell apart. The case fell apart. Those guys

1129
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:51,720
are, I, if you want to look it up, I don't know. But, um, I think those guys are off

1130
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:57,440
the hook because of what the FBI did. FBI is a little, get some corrupt shit going on.

1131
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:02,200
They are totally in a bad shape right now. But I don't, they're also trying to trust

1132
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,320
them at all. They're, they're trying, they were trying to create a narrative to that,

1133
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:12,880
that makes anybody that hates left wing folk bad. So that's, that's white wing crazy. That's

1134
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:16,560
the narrative behind this whole program. So your son wanted to go into the FBI. How would

1135
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,760
you feel about that now? I don't know if he still was interested or. Well, he actually

1136
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:25,640
never wanted to go into the FBI because his contact, no, his contact, that sounds awful.

1137
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:31,140
His mentor who's been in different agencies said, no, you don't want to be in the FBI.

1138
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:34,200
But anyway, but that, but that's not the point. He wanted to do secret service. He wanted

1139
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:39,080
to do, there were different agencies that he could have gotten into, but it wasn't FBI.

1140
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:46,840
But anyway, but he, he wanted, he didn't want to travel. So when the time came, they called

1141
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:52,340
secret service called and said, you know, Hey, you know, you, you, you passed the test

1142
01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:57,240
where you got into the interview process, which is a feat in itself. Right. And, and

1143
01:15:57,240 --> 01:16:00,160
they said, you know, we're ready to set up interviews. And he was like, nah, I'm good.

1144
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:04,160
I got a, I got a job. I don't want to do that anymore. Yeah. One of my good friends in high

1145
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:10,200
school is at a secret service. He's been in it for, I don't know, 30 plus years. Yeah.

1146
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:16,000
Oh, then he sat. Yeah. He, oh, they make so much money in retirement. He, I think he,

1147
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,880
so much money. I think he was stationed. I don't know exactly what he does. He never

1148
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:23,360
really explained to it, but I think he was stationed at the vice president's house. He

1149
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:31,100
wasn't 18, want running down the street to protect. Right. He wasn't one of those guys.

1150
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:34,080
But I think he was stationed at the vice president's house. He said, I did get that out of him.

1151
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:39,280
But I know you got that out of him. Yeah. But why? Because he was he handcuffed in your,

1152
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:43,080
well, I never really, I never, I don't talk to him much anymore. And for one thing, he

1153
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:48,800
lives in Washington, DC and I'm down here and I haven't seen him for years, but he did

1154
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:53,080
help us out. We went up to Washington, DC as a family. Yeah. And he helped us out getting

1155
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:58,840
into the white house, kind of side door. Nice. You got like a little side pass. Yeah. So

1156
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:04,160
a little side doorish action, get into the white house, you know, flash the badge and

1157
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:13,760
it was kind of cool. But you've been in the white house? Of course. Yes. Oh, well, I'm

1158
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:18,360
Jeff. I mean, what kind of question is that? It's ridiculous. Yeah. So have you been in

1159
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:23,040
the Oval Office? Did you sign any executive orders? I was nude on the on the sofas that

1160
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:28,960
you see there. Wow. She leaves some bark. That took a weird turn. She leaves some of

1161
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:33,080
that Jeff oil on the couch. You were in the Oval Office scooching on the carpet like a

1162
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:41,320
dog. Yeah. That's a little sphincter vanilla. I left a little smear. Making it to the Oval

1163
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:45,760
Office. Would you call it a snail trail? Yeah. Pooch needs a snail trail. I don't know what

1164
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:50,000
it has to do. They call it that. No, that's what Sean calls it. Yeah, there's no they

1165
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:54,560
are. It's just Sean. Whatever you call it. No, but he was he was he's a really good guy.

1166
01:17:54,560 --> 01:18:00,360
And he always has been a big boy scout. I think he was in the Boy Scouts. And like I

1167
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:06,600
said, he's been in there for since he graduated college. So 30 plus years, right? So that's

1168
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:12,800
oh, yeah, they have an amazing retirement, because they all they have to do is go into

1169
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:17,800
private. And then they're making the full money. Oh, they can pull money. And then they

1170
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:22,000
get the new job, the private and they're making double triple on me is great. Well, the service

1171
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:27,840
also manage or not manages but polices counterfeit stuff. So it's got a whole other different

1172
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:32,880
levels. I thought that was FDIC. No, that's no Social Security, not Social Security, but

1173
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:40,000
Secret Service is the one who polices counterfeit. Really? That's where Frank Abnegill. So when

1174
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:49,240
they police the counterfeit does that include ballots? No currency. Great question. Did

1175
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:57,400
you see that DeSantis is forming a police unit for the election? Oh, God. Is this just

1176
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:05,280
you see that today only DeSantis is forming a police unit that their goal there is to

1177
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:12,520
oversee the election? Well, hold on, hold on. Before you get into this. Yeah, we're coming

1178
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:16,800
up close to the end of this this this first half. Okay. But there's a lot of DeSantis

1179
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:22,640
stuff going on. We got to talk about Disney, the Disney World shut down their kingdom.

1180
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:27,320
Two billion dollars worth of bonds. Let's save it for the county. Yeah, save it for

1181
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:31,200
the second half. All that other DeSantis stuff. I love what's going on with DeSantis right

1182
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:36,320
now. I do. But we're good. We need to talk about it. Disney should have never been in

1183
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:42,760
that position in the first place. Let's open with that. That's right. All right. So we

1184
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:50,720
this is this is April and we are we're past spring break. And we're almost into May, brother.

1185
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:55,760
Next week. Is this summer? Is it summer? I'll tell you what this past weekend was fantastic

1186
01:19:55,760 --> 01:20:02,080
weather. Frickin love it. Gorgeous weather. Gorgeous weather. I think it's gonna be 114

1187
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:06,800
this Saturday. This is Dudes Like Us. We are jamming. We got a guest today. It's Mr. Brian.

1188
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:11,760
Mr. Brian. Brian. How the hell are you? I'm good. How do you feel about I'm Paul? I like

1189
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:15,920
it. It's good. And I'm Jeff. Did you like it? Yeah. Good. Are you staying for the second

1190
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:21,960
half? Yeah, we got one more. I'm fine. I'm in. I'm in. We're about to drink more bourbon.

1191
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,920
I heard you guys had bourbon. So we're gonna do it before and after what you sound like

1192
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,520
now and what you sound like at the end of the second podcast. Yeah, actually, you can

1193
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:32,080
just listen to one of my podcasts I did a couple of weeks ago where I drink an entire

1194
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:37,240
bottle in one hour and 15 minutes. Oh, he has a speech. I like where this is going. Are

1195
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:41,440
you gonna say challenge accepted? Right? I didn't say that. Catch you guys on the second

1196
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DJ man.