Look, there's a picture.
Paul fell right through the chair.
Yes.
All I did was sit down.
The next thing I know, I'm on my side.
Whatever.
Because you knocked me over and started getting all, like, sexually aggressive.
You were...
No, I saw the sexual aggression from you, Paul.
Yes.
No, no, no.
I have pictures.
He was humping the chair.
No, no.
If you watched the video, I was clearly kicking you.
Is that what you were doing?
Yes.
There was one kick.
All right.
Well, welcome back to another edition of Dudes Like Us.
That's a great way to open the show right there.
It was.
Well, you know, an entire bottle of Heaven's Ill.
Yeah, that's not a good idea.
And first of all, they're difficult to get.
So thank you for allowing us, me, to open that up.
That was nice.
I didn't think he was going to do it.
I thought we were going to get stuck drinking...
Kings Creek?
One of my crappy bourbons.
I usually offer the crappiest bourbons for you.
You do?
End result would have been the same.
Hold on, Sean's coming over.
I need to clean out the bathtub.
I need to get my bathtub rock gut going.
Oh, whatever.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
I'm Sean, and we've got a guest today.
Brian Brickman.
Oh, we're going with last names now.
Brian.
Great.
Well, whatever.
Our first edit.
Yeah, well, you know, Brian is...
He's part of Frisco, Texas, and Deep in the Heart of Frisco is the podcast that he and
a colleague host.
Correct.
And you want to talk a little bit about that?
Not really.
I'll tell you.
It's interesting, I guess.
We've mostly gone to guests.
I will talk a little bit about it because unbeknownst to you...
Oh, do you listen?
I listen to a couple of them.
Do you have call-ins?
Would you call in and harass you guys?
They have one of their things where they sit down and they have a Russian roulette pizza.
Oh, yeah, we did that.
One of the pizzas is spiked with a ghost pepper powder.
Yeah.
Well, that's fun.
That's a lot pizza does that.
I call it a Reaper roulette.
Well, unbeknownst to you guys tonight, I have spiked one of these glasses...
With ecstasy.
With some THC.
With LSD.
What would you say?
With several drops of THC, enough to drop a rhino.
You're such a liar.
No, but it is funny.
He probably did it to his own, and he's getting blood work done tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to the doctor.
When was the last time you went?
Dudes like us...
See, I used to go to the doctor frequently until I found out, hey, you're only supposed
to get the finger wave once a year, once every other year.
Yeah, that's not a weekly thing.
Yeah, right.
But you just couldn't help it.
As I discussed in a prior podcast, my wife had convinced me that I need to get it done
twice a year.
So I'm going to the doctor twice a year for the finger plunge.
And she's giggling the whole time?
Yeah, she is.
She's texting her friends, he's doing it again.
Your doctor agreed to this?
Well, that's probably the thing.
He was probably like, what the fuck, man?
This guy likes my finger in his bum.
I don't get it.
You know, and this guy was texting your wife, hey, I just did it.
And she's like, the meat hands guy you've been talking about this whole time.
Sausage fingers?
That's who you've been talking about?
I was ringing the frickin bell in that bum.
He's like four and a half feet tall and he's got pencil fingers.
You're such a man.
Whatever.
So anyways, I got to go to the doctor again and it's going to be a compilation.
It's a full deal because I'll tell you what, my experience going to the doctor frequently,
one of the last times I went, he had, I guess, lost a ring or a finger or something in there,
a knuckle.
He didn't know.
He burst a few O rings.
He is so dramatic.
Yeah.
Overly dramatic, if you haven't figured that out.
It was so uncomfortable.
Plus the fact that I found out, because I talked to him, I was like, well, how often
am I supposed to be doing this?
He was like once a year, maybe two.
And he had to look on his face.
He's like, man, I love it when you come in, Sean.
And by the way, I lost my ring.
Can I go in there and look for it?
A big class ring.
It's a college championship ring.
Awful.
And you're like, something feels funny, Doc.
Oh, that's my ring.
I don't know.
I was trying to figure out, well, am I even supposed to be drinking tonight?
I mean, I could probably have a cup hole.
You know, just like you said, just long enough.
It's not after midnight, right?
Yeah, 1159.
You have to power drink until 1159.
Yeah, then you're done.
All right.
And then we'll carry you home.
Is that Eastern time or?
That's about specific time.
So it's actually to our time.
No, it's a horrible idea.
His number is going to be way off.
Wow.
You know, earlier you talked about the THC joke.
Did you hear about the wedding, the bride?
Oh my God.
The bride and the caterer.
Tara, my wife had mentioned something about this.
All the 40 people go to a wedding, they all get sick, and they come to find out that the
bride and the caterer conspired to, I think, to make the wedding fun, maybe the reception
fun.
They put pot in the food.
They laced the food.
They had infused the, or they used infused olive oil prepping the food.
Was that what it was?
Yeah.
So they both got arrested and they're showing their mug shots.
And of course, the bride's all smiley, right?
Which is weird anyway.
Was she in her like veil and everything?
No, no.
But isn't that funny when people do mug shots?
Like, I don't know if they're thinking in the moment.
They're like, OK, she's probably still high.
You're taking your picture and they're like, oh, like, you know, like people who do like
horrible, horrible crimes are like smiling on the camera.
They're like, oh, I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's a Florida bride and her wedding caterer had been criminally charged after serving
food laced with marijuana to their wedding guests, sickening them and sending them to
the hospital.
It's Danya Shay Svoboda.
Svoboda.
So why did it make them sick?
Why didn't it just make them high?
Let me finish reading this because based on what Tara said, some people wanted to panic
in Texas, they didn't know if you don't know what's happening to your body.
And all of a sudden, they should have announced it.
Oh, by the way, everybody, you just ate pot cake.
Not just that.
But you know, look, first, pot's illegal.
All right.
So I support that.
However, I think there are a lot of ways in which pot can be therapeutic if taken in the
correct dosages.
It's just an old, you know, just don't get stupid high.
If you do a little puff or something like that, it could be very therapeutic.
And everybody's got a different tolerance to you're giving the same amount to everybody.
Oh, yeah.
There was this.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Think about that.
The the caterer who was 42 Jocelyn Montrenichi Bryant, 31, who catered her wedding face charges
of violating Florida's anti tampering laws, delivery of marijuana and culpable negligence.
So is marijuana legal in Florida?
No.
So if you were one of those people and you're like, yeah, I have a I just got a new job
and I'm getting tested tomorrow morning.
Well, you're fired.
No, I think you get a pass.
You get a free pass.
How many excuses are here?
I was at a wedding.
They laced the food.
Yeah, right.
Because there'll be it's on TV.
Well, yeah, I mean, you do have that.
Yeah, but then all those like 10,000 people use it as an excuse.
I was at that wedding.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was.
I ate a Cedar salad tortellini and bread with olive oil and herb garlic.
I said, it felt tingly.
His heart started to race and was having crazy thoughts.
Added that he had used marijuana years ago, but he was experiencing the same stuff.
Ah, and some of us began vomiting.
So he really says it was the olive oil that was laced.
Absolutely.
The caterer giggled the trickered head.
And, you know, this is just, you know, I get it.
It's a bad idea.
Well, this is something I would do.
Before I realized, you know, yeah, maybe I should have processed that a little bit more.
But it's still I mean, when you got like folks that aren't in the spectrum that do that type
of stuff crazy.
What about grandma and grandpa?
Oh, their trip.
Your 80 or 90 year old grandma and grandpa.
Oh, they're probably out there.
Somebody probably had a fun trip.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I was some people.
A couple of people had a great time.
Yeah, they're like, what's the big deal?
Yeah, this is the best wedding ever.
Give me some chips.
I've got the mulches.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Probably eat all that food, man.
Right.
A friend of mine goes to Colorado and he's from Colorado.
Right.
Yeah.
So he smokes and does all that.
But his wife never had.
So they stop at the dispensary on the way out of the airport.
They buy two 100 milligram cookies, 100 milligrams of THC.
Sounds like a lot to me.
Yeah.
She didn't know.
Oh, no.
So the next morning, she eats the whole cookie.
Oh, she's never done marijuana in her life.
No one like instructs her just to eat like a quarter of it.
I guess they didn't think about it.
My friend's parents were even there and they were eating like part of their cookie.
They just didn't expect her to eat the whole thing.
She went into total freak out.
He said they almost had to take her to the hospital because she was like wigging out.
I swear.
Oh, yeah, we do.
I market explicit whenever I post this so you can cuss up a storm if you want.
Do you really market explicit?
Yeah, shit fuck damn piss out.
Just get out of the way.
That's funny.
Market explicit.
That's really funny.
OK.
But that's the thing.
You can't just you know, you get a dose, right?
Like it's like what I might eat in an edible, my wife can't handle half of what I eat, you
know.
So.
See, I have never tried it, but I've been around two different people now that had never
tried it before and had bad trips.
Exactly what you're saying.
They were super paranoid.
They were saying like people are trying to get them and so they locked the door of their
bedroom and we're like, OK, just leave her in there.
It'll it'll.
That's why I'm not a I'm not a huge fan of of the it's not synthetic, but of the edibles.
It's because there are so many variables that are unforeseen.
You know, the quantity, you know, you can you can do one the same quantity the next
day and it can have a different reaction based on what's in your stomach, right?
Based on the chemistry of what's going on.
Did you work out or you dehydrated?
You know, but the common school stuff, the common story I hear of what people make the
mistake of, they're so excited to be high, right?
Because, you know, they made this decision, they're on a vacation or something and they
pop an edible.
And so like, OK, I'm going to be high now.
And they wait and they wait and then they eat another one.
And then they're like, fuck, I'm not getting it.
It's not affecting me at all.
And they pop and then they pop a third one and then kaboom.
And then they're like, oh, my God, they were talking to me.
I mean, it's like they go totally wig out.
Right.
And then they hear that story.
This is God.
I'm watching you eat popcorn.
That was a big mistake.
And your inner monologue, I don't know, sometimes just profound.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't know.
I've had a bourbon inner monologue, but not a THC.
There was a time in my life where I had partake and I don't do it anymore.
But yeah, I'm not I'm not a huge fan of it.
I'm not necessarily against it either, though.
The number one thing for me is it's illegal.
You know, but it won't be much.
I think I think it'll be the next few years.
It'll be legal here.
Texas is already teetering.
I know.
But let's put it this way.
If it were legal, I still wouldn't do edibles.
I feel like I would enjoy just a minute puff, like a blunt puff.
You want to go blunt?
No, no.
It's a big deal.
A ball is too much to blunt.
I think that's part of the problem with the kids nowadays is that they they over consume.
They smoke themselves into a frenzy.
They're they just it's just well.
And then you got the match.
You got the dab pen, which is all vape.
That stuff's dangerous.
It's marijuana vapes.
Yeah, the kids get to go to the hospital because of that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
That'll kill them.
Yeah.
No, you do too much.
No, there's even more.
I mean, they've got wax out there.
Well, it's just a bad idea.
What do you say?
W A X.
Yeah.
So they've got this THC in the form of a wax and it's super concentrated and it uses a
smear it on your chest kind of like it's not like Vicks big rape, vape rub.
Vape rub.
Rape rub.
I got my hands mixed up.
Sorry.
I mean, it's vape rub, not rape rub.
THC rub on his chest.
I forgot it's Tuesday, not Saturday.
Geez.
God flag.
I suppose the wax like does it taste?
Yeah, I don't really know.
Like the old wax lips you used to get.
No, no.
Essentially, it's the medium of how it's delivered into your lungs.
So it comes in this paste.
Oh, you still smoke it?
Yeah.
Well, you put it in kind of like smoke and crack and you heat it with a high temperature
and it starts to vaporize and that's like a spoon.
That's a thing.
I don't know.
Tie that thing around your arm.
You don't need a tourniquet.
It's going in your...
Free base wax.
I had no idea I was podcasting with a bunch of drug addicts.
Well, this is very interesting.
So walk us through all the different techniques of everything you can take, guys.
Now go on with the tourniquet.
You were talking about that, Brian?
I was just thinking of Pope.
You want to hide the needle marks?
Go between the toes.
Oh, professional over here.
Two.
Between the butt cheeks.
God.
The taint is exceptionally good.
Oh, really?
All right, hold on.
Before we dive too much more into the dudes like us, we need to chat about our dudes like
us pick of the day.
Sean picked this one.
Well done.
Yep.
So I'm a huge fan of Nine Bandit and based in Austin, Texas and a huge fan.
I drank the Weed It Black label for a very long time.
In fact, when we found a one liter that was available in the column station, you know,
we were super excited.
I was like, oh my God.
They had the big bottle?
Yes.
They had the half gallon?
It was a liter.
No, no, no.
The column station was a liter.
Yeah, not the Magnum.
OK.
No, it's not a Magnum.
But that's an in-between bottle.
That's weird.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
But evidently they have them down there and they have them.
I haven't seen it anywhere else.
Well, the guy, when we asked him about it, they said that they are a wholesale store and
you have to go to it was a Spex.
And he said these are wholesale size bottles.
But that's why they get them.
Right.
So you have to go to a wholesale Spex in order to get the liters.
Interesting.
Normal stores won't have them.
Anyways, so the white one is it's kind of a regular bourbon.
It's not a weeded bourbon.
They've got a little bit more rye in there.
So there's two standard bottles that are like 80 proof, right?
Like the regular 90 proof.
90.
OK.
But that's not what we're drinking.
No, no.
They came out with a few doozies this past year.
I think they came out with the cask strength bourbon.
Which is what we have.
115 proof, by the way.
This stuff.
Yeah.
This is a plummet.
We're going to be seeing stars here shortly.
Yeah, I'm already.
There's no turbidity.
What is that?
Know what?
I don't know.
So the appearance, clear peltrol, no turbidity.
You don't know what turbidity means?
Faint rivulets form long streaking tears.
Oh, good Lord.
Well, that's odd.
Is turbidity like.
Faint rivulets form long.
Is that like sheets?
I love rivulets.
Viscosity?
Oh yeah.
Oh, it's so.
Turbidity is how cloudy it is.
The thickness of it.
I'm so sick of the over the top stuff.
The viscosity.
We make fun of them sometimes.
Totally.
No, every time.
I do.
So it's cloudiness or how cloudy it is.
It's cloudy.
That's exactly how clear it is.
So no turbidity means it's clear.
Ah, we learned that in chemistry class, remember?
It's also thick.
When we were learning about solutions.
How thick it is was suspended matter.
Heavy, dark, or dense as smoke or fog.
Hold on, remember this?
In chemistry class, they used to, when they talked about densities, the two liquids would
separate and they wouldn't have turbidity.
But when they had the same densities, they would mix, right?
It became the solution or whatever they talked about.
Homogeneous.
Come on, Brian.
attention? Is that become a homogenous solution? I don't know anything about chemistry.
Yeah, did you just place out of high school? You know, throw a syringe in the attorney
kid. I did not partake in high school. Unless you were marijuana or a girl, I didn't have
anything to do with you. Wow, two cool things. So are you into bourbon? Yeah. What's your
drink of choice Brian? I do like bourbon. I try to drink a lot of Texas bourbons. Okay.
That's your go to on a Friday night chillin. It's a bourbon. Yeah, this one is out of
Austin. So, okay. So what are your some of your Texas go to? I like my favorites, Garrison
Brothers. That's a pricey one. Yeah, they're very proud. Have you been? Yeah, we've been
down there. Yeah, it's fun. I bought a $300 bottle of Laguna Madre. Wow. I was gonna buy
two, but then I decided I need to make my house. You know, it's stupid about a $300
bottle of bourbon. It's still on my shelf, unopened. You're like, I don't want to drink
it. Absolutely. You know what I'm doing? Until when? I paid all this money to buy this bottle
of bourbon and now I won't open it. Right. So until when? Like, how do you pick a moment
where it's like worthy of drinking? So you know my opinion about this and I've shared
it. My opinion is crack it open as soon as you get it. Oh, crack it open very soon and
take a couple drinks out of it. Bring the bottle down. Or drink the whole bottle in
one night. Or you can do that. Well, we can do that, but if we have extra bottles. But
if you have one that's $300, drink it till it gets down just below the shoulder. Yeah.
And then let it sit there and give it a couple of weeks. And I don't know, what is it called?
Off gassing or? I hope it's not called that. That seems kind of off-putting. Something
where the oxygen infuses with it, it kind of does something to taste. At least that's
what the bourbon guys do. That's the theory. You know what I was gonna say? Here's what
I mean. If it's a bottle that's really, really important to me, I would put it in my safe.
And then when I die, I have my kids take it out of their safe and put it in their safe.
And then when they die, have them put it in their safe. You know what I'm saying? I think
that's probably what you should do. That's not gonna happen. Look, I got a bottle of
Fourgate Rye bourbon that my wife bought me for my birthday this past week. $200 that
she paid for it. I was $199. I don't know how much it was. It was supposedly a nice bottle.
I've done some soul searching and I'm gonna be opening it up very soon. You're gonna make
some Coke? Yeah, we got some little Coca-Cola. No, what the hell? Get the fuck outta here.
But, you know what? If we could come, Brian, you're welcome. I mean, you're welcome to
join us whenever we do this. I don't know what kind of announcement I'm gonna make,
but we'll have to get you on on another podcast. What do you think of the setup here at the
Dude's Life? The setup's pretty wicked, I gotta tell you. It's fun, isn't it? And we've
got a lava lamp right here in the middle to be mesmerized by. We've got a TV whenever
the soundboard engineer, like he's not sleeping or on his phone. He puts cool stuff on the
TV. We have an authentic Nazi helmet sitting next to you. Yeah, we got a little World War
II stuff going on here and a little Star Wars on the other side. That is 100% authentic.
Is it really? Yeah, my dad Doug. So we capitalized with the podcast with the soundboard back
there is a digital soundboard. Shout out to the X32 Behringer folks out there that know
sound. Oh yeah. Nice. But you know, one comment about the Nazi helmet. So I've got, I'm fourth
generation German. I have no idea. I know I have family over. I know I'm, I mean, I
have tons of German family over. I guarantee it. What are the odds that I don't have some
sort of is that why you like to have third cousin, fourth cousin, blah, blah, blah. That
literally fought for the, for the fricking, you know, Hitler. I'm sure I guarantee. Well,
have you spit in a cup and figured out where your heritage has been flowing from? I'm not
going to do it because it'll somehow lead to one of my family members being arrested
for some horrible crime. You know, I did it and I did it because my mom made me do it
and I'm almost 50 years old and my mom makes me do stuff. Why would she do that? She says,
she gives me this kit for Christmas. She's like, I'm dying to find out your heritage.
Just do it. And I was like, I don't know. I have the same heritage. Yeah. Yeah. And so
what did I do? I did it. And then I sent it off and about a day later I was like, that
was the dumbest thing I've ever done. Why don't I just send my DNA to some private company?
But I made that joke, but you know what it's causing? It's causing them to solve cold cases.
Well, okay. So I ran into it. It's not all the companies. Ancestry.com. Yeah. They will
not release DNA without a search warrant. Okay. What about 23andMe, which is who they
are an open book to the police. Well, I don't have anything. I think it's a good thing that
they're solving open cases. Okay. I do too, but no, I don't think that's the way to do
it. Well, of course, if you've free and willingly give some private company your DNA, that's
kind of on you. Well, I'm sure it's in the agreement that you sign as well. But it could
be your cousin. That's right. It's the son or grandson of the dude that killed four people.
Yeah. And they could track your great uncle. And be like, oh, you're a great uncle. We
found, you know, finally old matches. And when you hear the stories, so periodically
on these cold cases, they check the database of new people that are signing up every day
and they're like, we have a hit. And they're like, okay, it's on the mother side. They
are able to figure out, you know, it's on the mom side of the dad's side. And they start
to, they start to segregate who is an aunt, is an uncle, is a grandfather. Look, it's
amazing. If you've done something wrong where your DNA is somewhere, then you fucking deserve
to be arrested. Absolutely. You know, it's like these, exactly 78 years old. They've
been living in Wisconsin. That's what these German do to these guys. Do you put them in
prison? Well, let's think about the. Yeah, they do. What is it called? The whity bulger?
The German when they were killing the Germans, it was the Nazis. No, the brain fart. You
think the old guy? Oh, the I'm talking about what was that era called? The Holocaust. Thank
you. Yeah. They were saying that was not German. Well, they were killing the Jews. So what
about all those those Nazis that are in their seventies that they were like, oh, yeah, well,
those guys, they show no mercy to it. Doesn't matter how old they are. They can be one in
one hiding in Brazil and they want. But that's my that's my point. It's it's it's it's the
same thing. You're posing the question, regardless of the severity of the crime. It's still a
crime. You either. I agree. Yeah. So I don't care if you did it when you were 30 and now
you're 100. You're still going to pay for it. I guess when you're talking about something
that severe. Yeah, I think what murder, what's going to be a problem is when they start using
DNA for every. Parking ticket, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that's obviously,
you know, far exaggerated. But yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is not 100 years
from now. Yeah, they're going to be like, well, or they start going and they test to
go he's not vaccinated. Oh, my God. That's not funny. Well, yeah. I don't know. Well,
they're going to start nickel and dime you across the board. And it's just like you're
going to walk into a grocery store. It's kind of like now you can go. Now they have certain
stores that are available where you can walk up there. You pick a six pack of beer up.
Jack, do you just put it in your in your cart? You got a little Snickers bar put in your
car and you pick up several other items and you just walk right out the door and the cameras
and the big guy in the sky. They tally all that shit up. They put it on your tab and
they bill you. No, it's amazing. Amazon store. Yes. I went to one in Chicago and it was creepy.
Totally creepy. I grabbed whatever I wanted, you know, that kind of thing and walk out
the door and I was like, did you put your card in first? No, you don't do anything.
They know how do they know who you are? They did a DNA test when they walked through the
door. Well, they did a rectal test. It was an anal swab. Oh, yeah. Well, they do. Well,
it's not you guys make it sound uncomfortable when you first walk in. There's a class room
in there. No, you drop your pants and you bend over in this probe shoots out from the
little key. It's really fast. It's quick. It is fast. It is fast. And I'll tell you
what, you almost don't even notice. Yeah. You know, it's about the size of the spherical
little death star. We put the cake. It's like a quick beer can. Well, you actually get to
choose what size it is. Oh, I was like, I want a beer can. So how do they know who you
are? You keep getting scanned. So how do they know who you are? If you don't log in, if
you don't give your card or anything, how do they know who you are? I probably believe
you had to have done something. Yeah, I had to have done something. I think I did show
my junk when I walked in. Now, if you well, they have to identify you somehow. I don't
know. Honestly, I can't. He walked in. I mean, you put your card in the cart, boom, everything
you put in there gets charged. There's a there's no there's a big like a photocopy machine
where you logged in. Here's my Amazon. You jumped on there and no, you had to do something.
Do they clean it first? Man, I wish I could remember. I bet it's just out of this. But
the the end game on this is that, you know, ultimately they're it's they're going to start
nickel and dime you. It's not just going shopping. They're going to nickel and dime you on every
aspect of your life. You wake up late for work and you're five minutes late. Ding. You know,
you're driving down the road, not in California because they want to go to a 32 hour work week.
That's what I'm talking about. I'm going to get paid to say we need to hang over
registering that you're doing two miles over the speed limit. Ding. You know, insurance company
insurance companies do that now. You plug into your car and they monitor you. Yeah.
If you're talking about your social score, I'm just starting to do that across the board. If
you go to a bar and you purchase an alcoholic beverage and you hop in your car, you drive drunk.
Bing. Well, I mean, I think that's several years away. Well, I'm just saying, because that's a huge
that cusp. Now, I think that's a freedom. I don't know if that'll happen here in the U.S. There's
going to be some radical government change to allow that. You get a lot of fights if you say
you're going to ding me because I purchased a beer. I purchased it for somebody else.
Well, but you know what I'm talking about with the social score, right? It's like over in China.
Yeah, it's over in China. So like if you like it's kind of like Facebook, right? You get
thumbs up, thumbs down, you get like, I'd be at the bottom. Let's say, let's say you go to the
hotel and you cop attitude with the clerk or whatever. And the clerk goes, OK, negative.
Right. So it affects your social score. Really? And so everybody's like motivated, right? That's
what China China's thinking. Everybody's going to be motivated to be better, nicer people. Would that
be true? So you can try to go to a hotel. They look at your score and go, yeah, we don't want
him staying. That's exactly what happens. Yeah. This guy likes to put his junk on the photo.
Yeah, I don't think that will happen here in the U.S. But that but but but but but do you guys
think do you guys think that it would be motivating to be a good person? No, no. I would be motivated
to be a horrible person. You should be a good person. You wouldn't be kicked out of Walmart.
Well, not just that, but you'll you'll be penalized. What happens then? You can't buy
shit from Walmart, Brian. What happens at Walmart? Yeah. Well, did you go to my app and I order
everything I want anyway? Well, they just turn you down on your app, too. They can't turn you
down on my app. That's what I'm saying is the way this social score works, you're screwed.
Would it would it create like a sliding scale of cost? Like like if your social score is less
than 50 percent, they make you pay. Then they have to pay more. I would. Well, did you hear?
Wow. We could scam that. We could all just hang out and give each other good scores.
I think in Maryland, I'll just have you buy my shit. I like the I like that idea, Brian.
In Maryland, they're trying to pass a law fake profile. Yeah, they're trying to pass a law in
Maryland that if you're not vaccinated, you will be taxed double. Oh, that's right. That's what a
crock of poop. Oh, my God. That bullshit. That is beyond bullshit. And they said on top of that,
you will have a monthly fee. Yeah. And tax double and you'll have a monthly fee. They're
even though they have proven at this point, the vaccine does not help. And in fact, it goes a
little bit further than that. They there's something about your kids. If you're not vaccinated,
they could do something to your kids. Yes. They can take them away from you. Yeah. You want people
shot at the door. That's a good way to do that. I don't feel like that would go very over well.
They're just taking it too far. Look, if you want to have well, they're trying to sneak it through,
I think, because some lady found it in the minutes of the government meeting or something like that.
So she's bringing it to people's attention. I think they're trying to sneak it through.
Oh, yeah. Kind of slide it into critical race theory. It's funny how the ACLU was such a hated
organization. And now they're taking on cases more and more against these crazy mandates.
And more. Are you sure? Yeah. In my opinion, they've been nowhere. They've been they've been
doing a lot of stuff. OK, I've noticed that that they're it's hard for them because they're turning
away their own audience, right? Their own their own. Yeah. But that's their mission is to defend
the civil rights. Exactly. And that's the thing. And I've seen them having to defend their stance
on Twitter. Well, that's fantastic. They're saying, hey, you know, this is this is about freedom.
The Civil Liberties Union. Yeah. So well, they should be. But I don't think they've consistently
been that way. Hopefully they do it more. Well, they're also agree. They're also kind of they're
also abandoning one of their biggest groups that they support is women because they're starting to
support the trans women over the women now. Transgender. Yeah. So they've they've kind of
dropped the women because that was a big they're a big supporter of equal rights for women. Yeah.
And all that stuff. And now it's OK, this this man over here has more rights than you and should be
able to, you know, swim and whatever the sport is. Yeah. So it's it's it's kind of a screwed up
thing. And I'm I find it bizarre that we haven't been hearing feminists, like not necessarily like
ACLU, but feminists like screaming bloody murder. Right. I mean, they've always been anti.
And I don't want to say anti man, but they've been like protecting the interests of women.
Well, like Title nine and all. Right. Yes. And how are they staying quiet when a man becomes a woman
and then dominates their. I think they're so torn. What do they do on what to support?
Because they screwed because of the woke ism. I think that is I think they're so woke,
not all of them, obviously, but I think they're torn. They're like, I need to support the women,
but I support the gay community, trans community as well. So which one wins? Right.
Well, they're going to go for the biggest donor. Because they need money. And it's
trans. No, you would think it's feminist. I'm talking about. Yeah. Well, they yield the biggest
return. Well, they call it. Yeah, you're right. It's going to win money always with the money.
Right. Well, the feminists who speak out, they call them turfs.
Because they call it turfs. That sounds gross. Kind of a gross.
Look up. Look up exactly what turf stands for. But imagine having to pull off the peonies and you
find a pokey astroturf down there. That's T.E.R.F. I believe. Oh, T.E.R.F. Oh, that's different.
That's different. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good call. Trans exclusionary radical feminist.
So acronym for trans man. Hold on. Hold on. Say that again. I can't I can't.
There's an acronym for trans exclusionary radical feminist. So basically it's the feminists
who are sticking up for the women instead of the trans people. So they've even come out for a term
for those type of feminists. So they've had to separate even within the feminist community.
Well, this came out in 2008. OK, well, that's encouraging. I find that encouraging. Like J.K.
Rowling. That is so bizarre. She was getting so much pressure to because there is a subset of her
fans who said, well, this character seems trans to me is is is trans or they're pushing her to write
a trans person in her book. And she's like, no, there's two genders. Male and female. Oh, and they
jumped her shit. She had it still ongoing. So they call her a turf. Like they are not giving up on
totally nuking her. She gave. But how how be proud of her. She is sticking to her guns on this. Well,
she is not going to cave. Yeah, I love it. I heard that her making Dumbledore gay was kind of an
appeasement to that. That was a hat tip to whether that's true or not. I don't know. That's one of
the theories. So well, you know, here's that I don't give a shit. I don't think it's like as much
stick as he wants. It's just that you say that every single time. I don't need to know about it.
I don't need to know. My kids don't need to know. Yeah, we don't care. Who cares? Well, you know
what? My wife and I make the same comment about the Netflix shows we watch. They always have to
have a they always have to have a homosexual relationship. We don't have an issue with it,
but they always make it physical. There's always PDA. They have to kiss. They have to do. And
they're not even doing that to the normal couples. When I say normal, I'm sure that's offensive, but
the heterosexual couples are not normal. No, definitely not normal. Well, I'm hearing impaired.
What do you know? No, no, you just don't know. But I'm talking about your infinity pillow. Oh,
who was this at all? Do you find out where you put the batteries in my infinity pillow? I forget
what it was called. I made up that word. You know, your pill, your yoga pillow, my chair,
my stretching chair, your sit, spin, whatever you want to call it. Sure. My bad back, bad knees, bad
ankles chair. Oh, what is wrong with you? Wow. I guess it's all about perception. You sick son of
a bitch. So did you find out where to put those big D size batteries? Actually, it takes one of
those car batteries. 12 volt. Big diesel engine. Whatever. That's like naked gun. Maybe it's
like starts the little motor. Oh, we got to go back and watch that again. That was such good stuff.
Have you watched airplane recently? Yeah. What did it hold up? Yes. It's so amazingly offensive.
What's the other one? The most offensive one ever. Airplane two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What's the other one? The most offensive one ever. Airplane two. No, no, no. Yeah, that was offensive.
Blazing saddles. Blazing saddles. Thank you. Oh, good lord. It was so incredibly offensive.
It was funny as hell. That was funny. But there's no way. No way. It's like running an Archie Bunker
series on TV. It's just the shit ain't going to fly nowadays. Absolutely would never happen.
And Django just came out just a few years back. Yeah. You know, and that has the N word. I think
it's the most ever said in a movie. I wonder if everyone wants a trigger. It's not a comedy.
You know, and it was. But I think you could still do it in the right context. Well, you know,
you could do a sitcom on ABC like Archie Bunker today. You can't do that. Yeah. Well, the one that
you could do when I treat is at the opposite. It's always sunny in Philadelphia is probably the
the raunchiest I've seen. And they could still maintain the raunchiness. Family Guy gets there
as well. Family Guy. Family Guy. South Park. True. Yeah. South Park gets away with all sorts of shit,
right? Which is good. Yeah. Comedy. I started. I started showing my kids South Park. And after
the first episode, I was like, we're not watching anymore. Well, hold on. Your kids are your kids are
four and seven, right? He's eleven. And then he tells you, hey, Dad, you know, they came out with
a South Park video game. Yeah. Have you seen that video game? No. OK. What I don't want to be for
a little part of the video game is where you're fighting something around the balls and the deck.
Austin, hold that up. That's just so over the top. He even knows what it's called. Stick of truth.
Yeah. Well, see, that's why they do it, because they just push, push, push. Right. Yeah. They know
they can show the video. Oh, my. So I mean, this is basically it's a it's a video of kids trying to
sneak through their parents' room. And then all of a sudden, their dad, they get they get shrunk down
to a miniature size. That's the video game. It's the goal of the game. So they're shrunk down to
miniature size and they have to get from point A to point B. And to get to point B, you have to travel
through your parents' bedroom and through the bed. And his parents are having sex.
Do you have safe search on? That's brilliant. Oh, look, there's doggy style going on right there.
Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. No, you're you're on pictures. Need video. Oh, that's cheap. There's
a ball. Oh, come on. That's so bad. There you go. It's called the stick of truth. Who who came up
with this? You'd be a South Park. No, no, no. I mean, who told you about it? How did you hear
about this? Oh, my kids watch the shit out of it. Sean's eight year old. My kids play the game.
Sean's three year old. Daddy, can we watch stick of truth? Now, let's see if you can find a little
the boss fight. You see, OK, well, we're having a little downtime here trying to find the
the correct one. A lot of colorful pictures, though. Yeah, I think South Park is funny, but
I've watched it, but it's not something that I've been religiously watched. But every single one
that I've watched, I'm just like, this is this is great. I need to start watching this, but I never,
never do. I never pick it up. Yeah, I used to watch it. It's not it's not something for me. OK,
like. All right. So right now, see if you put on some audio here. Oh, God. OK, really? So there's
like a set of balls that is coming to his face. Oh, my God. I just did a slow motion back flip away from
him. That's balls. All right. So, OK, that that was the game, though. No, that was just a video,
which is the game. No, that's the boss fight. You have to dodge your dad's ball. Well, you guys got
to look at I'm serious. It is absolutely ridiculous. Well, you know, I started watching.
I want to get this game. Well, she and I started watching the South Park, the stick of truth,
and she was testing the whole time. But I was like, no, no, no, come on. It's funny. Let's
stick it out. It was so ridiculously over the top from the from the first second to when we stopped.
It was everything they could cram in there as much as possible to be as offensive in over the top as
possible. Oh, that is awesome. This is actually this is actually the video they're playing right
there. So they're miniaturized. Oh, my God. And now you have to go and start asking questions.
Oh, well, now you shall see the true power of an underpants.
What's clapping around in the back? Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Clearly a nipple.
Okay, I can't. So there's the the miniature South Park guys.
This is awesome. I'm getting this video.
Okay. The underpants gnomes are the greatest shrink underwear, it says. Oh, no.
They're literally fighting underneath their parents that are having sex. Yeah. Yeah. And you see that
and then once you get past the box, they're on the boobies part now. Then when they get past the
navel and then then you get the balls that are flapping and coming at you. That's what they
say. You know, I can't I can't think of a better way to spend my free time. Right. Then to play a
game like that. It's even got the porn music. Oh, yeah. Excellent. Yeah. I mean, don't don't
worry about fixing the sprinklers or cleaning the pool. Look at those things swaying. Play this game.
Those boobies are just. Right. I mean, I know we have responsibilities as husbands and fathers,
but you guys screw it. Play this game. But it's a real game and my kids played it. Austin, have you
played it? Of course. He's not. He said you sick bastard. What's wrong with you, Mr. Producer?
Oh, you didn't know it was a game. Oh, you playing it right now? Oh, no, there's.
Okay, all right. Let's move on. You get to span L. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You got smacked.
That's like a really old, old ball sack. Don't you? No, I mean, even young ball sacks look like that.
Not that I would know. But I got boys. I got boys. I got boys. It's good. I'm safe. So you look at
at their ball sacks? I hadn't in the past. I mean, when they came out of terror, they
were hung like a freaking horse. I was like, oh, they're just swollen. They're just way
to turn that around. Yeah. Nice try. Yeah. Yeah, that's a ridiculous. OK, yeah. Anyway,
South Park craziness. And I never really got into South Park, but I have watched all the
shows and I think they're freaking funny. And I love the one where they have the car.
Is it Carmine Carmen where he's got the the space satellite dish that shoots out his ass?
Oh, Cartman. Yeah, that's a Cartman. That's the first episode. There was like the pros.
That was the first episode. I just watched it the other night. Literally the debut. Yeah.
It's like before we go talk through this, this is the narrative of it. Cartman gets
abducted by aliens and they put a 50 foot satellite dish in his ass. And so because
you know, he's standing there and here comes the satellite dish and it's sticking out of
his ass. It's just ridiculous. It's funny as shit, though. I mean, it's and then at
the end of the episode, my favorite part of the whole thing is he's telling him, I had
this dream I was on this alien spaceship and Scott Baio gave me pink eye. Just random.
Yeah, random shot at Scott Baio. I was awesome. Scott Baio was watching it going, huh? They're
like, your eye does look red. And that's it. The episode's over. You ever play World of
Warcraft? You ever play World of Warcraft? No. Well, World of Warcraft, if you got it
for some of our fans out there, they did a South Park show on World of Warcraft. Oh,
yeah, I saw that episode. And absolutely funny. Absolutely true. Yeah, absolutely true. And
it's a South Park episode about World of Warcraft. Yes. Yeah. There's a great war. War of war.
World War War of War of War of War of War of Warcraft. Yeah. OK. It's like it's probably.
It's probably there. There's Sean right there. It's probably one of the highest games on
the planet. Warcraft. Yeah, John, I'm a 52 year old. I played that game in my early 40s
and I'm not exaggerating. I played it probably two, three years straight and I think I only
missed a couple of days. Wow. Wow. Did you have a job during that period of your life?
I was doing construction. Wake up with a crack of ass, work my ass off all day long, come
home, put the kids to bed, pull out a six pack of beer, drink. And I would play with
people, military soldiers. I'd play with military soldiers on the other side of the planet.
And we'd play World of Warcraft. It was fantastic. And you would plan your attacks together because
you were in a guild. Oh, yeah, of course we were in a guild. And we would do that. Were
you a mage? Oh, man, that's where we were. Jenkins came from. You know, you were Lee
Moore Jenkins. I know they were Jenkins with a jack. We watched that too bad. We didn't
have audio on that one. The first time we recorded it, we were laughed our asses off
and we were recording. We had no audio of it. We can hear it in our headset, but it
wasn't that we had a calculation over there so we couldn't hear the guys. We just put
it on. That's been posted a long time ago. We got a was I just infused us with this power.
It's about one point three of repeating, of course, you know, just the easiest. It was
so we're just buffed and I'm wearing my my shoes and and I'm going to put on my ring
of invisibility. We got a lot of buster guys ready to go. And then all of a sudden this
guy is saying, hey, where's he going? He just fricking ran in there. He but he's screaming
and he pulls the whole thing. So when you walk, when you when you run into a it's not
going into a boss except these are 40 men, 40 men teams that are playing. So this is
this is all gathered around. It's so corny. They're all gathered around talking. Pre battle
meeting the room. They're pre battle planning. But this is this is synchronized stuff. So
when you go in there and you're battling, it's kind of like, all right, well, the dragons
are coming out. We need we need what they call a a extended what is its damage, long
range damage. So you would get the hunters out there and, you know, shooting guns, rifles,
whatever bubble. Trying to soften them up. Well, there are different sets. So you got
one guy that's controlling it. He's kind of like dictating to all the people. You got
healers. You got you got people that are are throwing spells on you. So you have to dispel
them there. You're getting cursed. And, you know, you got to there. There's a million
things going on. And then you have a tank, the big guy in the middle. And he's just like
pulling all this aggro and all these things are coming at him. You know, when I played
the video game, I was what they call an idiot. I was what the hell was I? I was a disciplined
priest. My job, an idiot. I was I would my job was to protect those bubble boys. Basically,
I would protect the the the tank. So I enjoyed the shit out of it. So I'll cut the story
short. When Leroy runs in there, it goes worse than custard last stand. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well,
it's called they get slaughtered faster than poor. It's called a wife. They all die. They
get respawned somewhere and then they meet back again. But do you understand to coordinate
that with 40 people around the world? Yeah. And to hear them try to recover. Oh, he went
again. OK, well, we'll just we'll just add limit like like, OK, we do their best. Yeah.
And they get fails. Oh, they get completely demolished. It's really funny. But the thing
that sucks about it that, you know, when you do fail, you do damage to your armor. I know
it doesn't make any sense, but it's like you have to fix your armor. You have to fix it
in the game. So it's just like you have sometimes when you wipe like that, some guy acts like
a jackass. You literally have to take 10 minutes blacksmith to go somewhere in the game to
fix yourself and then to come back and visit. And that's just enough time for two more beers.
Well, yeah. I mean, I also went through a phase where I can get my armor. I went through
a phase where when I was playing this video game where I started dropping beer off my
my program, when I started working, I would talk a road job where they had lots of wine.
I started buying the five liter boxes of wine and I would buy pint of glass. I remember
when you went to that box. Why drink a box of wine? You went to a box. I would sit there
to be friends. My friends. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. I bought it for him one time.
Hey, can you buy me a box of wine? I hear something horrible. Hey, you're not going
to. So I went. No, I went on a trip to Honduras for a for a you don't hear that. I'm not going
to mention who. And it was kind of a not a mission trip, but we were going down there
to work to help poor people. Right. And we were taking all these clothes down. And so
we got these boxes of wine because alcohol down there sucks. Right. And we decided to
put the wine in the donation bags just in case they blew up on the airplane. Oh, no.
And that way they wouldn't ruin our clothes. Yeah. It would ruin the donation.
We only lost one box of wine. Did they all did explode on one of it? Oh, that's.
They're like, well, what is this? Is this tide? That wasn't me. That was a tide. People
smell it like this. Well, what is that? You probably should have just bounce. Did you
get red? Was a red line or a white Cabernet? I mean, why is bounce making me high? They
were used donations anyway. I mean, it was a tie dye. So everything was kind of tie dyed
with Cabernet. It's not bad. Two shirts. Maybe five liters, though. So there you go. So now
when I travel, I only travel with a backpack. So I can't get in my stuff anyway. Well, you
get the little clip on bladder of wine. Yeah. And you double bag it and do all the stuff.
Oh, man. Look, we're professionals. We like smuggling bladders of bourbon into concerts
all the time. When you say we, is that loosely? I believe those in your is that your I think
we have all braids. I was a fucking mule when we went to that concert. So I had a shoulder
injury and I had a I had one of those fancy. I had a fancy arm thing and they were like,
OK, we're going to put the flask under that arm. No, yeah. And I was thinking to myself,
they'll never check that. I mean, seriously, what are you going to do? I need you to take
your arm out of the sling, please. Oh, I can't do that. Oh, I mean, really, really? They're
going to make you do that. No, they didn't. Oh, my God. It was foolproof. But I was a
mule. Yeah. And what does he decide to bring into the concert? Oh, fuck you. Each that
was bourbon. Jeff. No, it was not me. I asked you before we picked it. Stop talking. Brian
needs to hear this. Peach whiskey, like Crown Royal Peach. I don't know. Jim Beam. No, it
was Jim Beam Honey. And what was the other one? It was Peach. That peach. It was an amazing
concert, but that ruined it. I do love Jim Beam, not Jim Beam Peach. It was very sticky.
Peach. Oh, well, we did that night. You know, a little bit. I think I turned down the last
one. You ungrateful son of a bitch. Well, I'm going to mule it. I came up with the plan.
Did you was a good one. Did you swallow it? You got turned away. I did. I brought your
backpack. I had a satchel and they were like, you can't come up with that satchel. And I
was like, why? And she has a purse. That's what I was saying. I can't come up with my
satchel with two guns. Why? Why? He's like, I identify as a woman. That's awesome. That
may float today. Why? Because I have tits. We all do their moves. Moves. Well, yeah,
I had to go back out to the car and I was struggling because I had to figure out how
to get the the cups in there. So I ended up shoving them in my pants, my pocket. Just
to buy a drink. I don't recall. There's a lot of room. No, we didn't come. You can buy
a coat. Chodish. You know, in retrospect, look, this is the learning curve. So I mean,
in retrospect, he had a chode pouch. Do you know what a chode is, Brian? It's very squaddy.
Nice. It's very girthy, but short. I feel like I do, but. It's very girthy, but short.
Yes, it's minutely long. Kind of like our cups. But very round. So that leaves a lot
of space in there for cups and stuff. That had to hurt. Oh, the dog just. She just shook
her head and her ears just flapped against the table. Gave herself a concussion. Does
anybody need a beer? I have a cooler full of beer. I think Brian is. I'll have one.
That's why I'm asking. Speaking of concerts, do you OK? So every time I go get every time
I go to a concert, I get offered marijuana. Like, I swear to God, I went to Ozzy Oslun
was in the fifth row, like people that don't know you. Yeah, people turned around. They're
like, hey, we're smoking out for his birthday. They like you want some. They look at you
and they go, I you look like you need to be high. I was at I think it was Rob Zombie.
It could be a concert you're going to. These guys are smoking this huge blunt and they
just turn around. He's like, you want some? I'm like, no, I'm good. I don't want to, you
know, because you put your lips on it. Yes, Drew, let me snip the end off first. Yeah.
Disinfect that. Oh, you're taking. Oh, yeah. Right. Drag off of this dude. I'm like, I'm
like, oh, yeah, I wouldn't do that. I remember when I was a kid, it happened all the time,
but like I'm I'm pushing 50. I think what they still do is they should they should have
some sort of like a wagon where people bring, you know, when you have a hookah and you've
got multiple people pulling off the hookah. I think everyone should bring their own little
tether little little tube. Yeah. Bring your own little tether. And, you know, when you
get up there, just like tap in and and you know what? That's a great idea. That could
be personalized, right? Got their own little. So instead of LED lights on there, when we
get that's actually a great idea. When we get legalized here, we should open up a dude's,
like us. We have a weed hookah lounge with your own private hookup hookup. They the I'll
tell you what the Indians I think it's Indians is has that whole thing. It's mid east. They
love it. Middle East thing. They frickin love it. It's a big thing. What does I was a ball
not just the device, but it is a group bomb. It's a water. Exactly what it is. You have
tubes coming where they have different flavored tobaccos put in there and sometimes it gives
them a buzz and they all giggle and have a great time. And Brandon is Brandon has done
it. He says it is extremely strong. Yeah, it's it's disgusting. Yeah, you buzz. What
is it? It's tobacco. Have you ever been to a hookah bar? I didn't want to put the thing
in my mouth. Yeah. Well, that's what people were sharing. That kind of diminishes your
own, I think. I don't know. I've never been sharing lip thing. Yeah, when you can't do
that, it's like showing up going in there kind of pointless. It's like interviewing
Bachelorette. Can people when you're like, well, the stripper was in there, but I didn't
want to put that thing in my mouth. You know, is that a good thing? I don't know. I don't
think that's a good analogy. I try to spend that's a terrifying analogy. There was something
there. I just there. I did make sense. Yeah, that scared everybody. So I did mention earlier,
I started spouting off about 220 and Trump and social media and how he was trying to
push something because we're talking about Elon Musk and yeah, take it. So that's a big
a big development. He they were battling big time. A lot of money. Yeah. Well, and the
board was saying no. And I think they got them on it and they said, who are you looking
up for the shareholders? I think there were going to be a bunch of lawsuits. And then
they were like, fuck, we have no choice. I still don't understand what you were saying
about what they're trying to do to poison pill. You were saying something that they
did it in Europe and they're trying to do it with it. He already purchased it. It's
a done deal. No, it's because one of those and again, I was trying to look earlier, Obama
just spoke out in Stanford and and I don't know the correct terminology. But basically,
I think I don't know what country does pass on of was Europe or England or Great Britain
or somewhere over there. I believe just passed legislation that Hillary Clinton just commented
on it like like we did it or something like that. And basically, what's happened is all
the all these social media accounts have been controlled by like minds for so long. And
now one of them is not. So they feel threatened by that. So they're like, oh, and it's a big
one. Twitter is a big one. Oh, huge. So they don't have the monopoly anymore. So they have
I don't know how many there are. Let's say there's three of them. Now they have to there's
a break in the dam. There's a break and they're getting nervous that stuff's going to start
getting out there. And I think they're going to try to go around it and try to like truth.
Truth is going to get out there. I mean, think about it. If you imagine it like like a like
a wall, like a defensive wall, right? You got NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN. I mean, all the all
the mainstream media, you got all the big tech. I mean, everybody it's a giant wall
that that that protects the narrative and the talking points. And they won't be able
to do that because they're going to be forced to cover both sides. Yeah. As a matter of
fact, conservatives are jumping back on. So what tried is Mark Levin jumped back on. I
reactivated mine today. There you go. So what the what Trump was referring to, I mentioned
it was two twenty. That's actually called two thirty and it's two thirty. No, that's
actually two thirty. He didn't do that. Well, it's not. It's a reference that the you want
to revoke it. Yeah, that's what he said. Revoke two thirty. What is it? It's a reference to
Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, a law passed by Congress in nineteen
ninety six. It says online platforms are not legally responsible for what users post. Right.
So what many say this protection enabled the creation of the modern Internet. But critics
on both left and right says it gives tech companies too much power at a time when there
are essential to many people's lives. So he was saying revoke that ability to what? How
do you punish that sounds so much like the you know, they want to make gun manufacturers
liable for what their users do with guns. And I don't like that either. Or ammunition
makers. Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. I don't think holding like like when
you understand the only reason why they're doing that is because that's their only their
own. They don't think it's right either. But that's your only way to make it happen. It's
their only way to control the narrative. Well, in terms of gun control and what's interesting
about the guns, something to stop the ammo. And what's interesting now is the Democrats
were wholly against repealing 230 for years. Now, in Obama's speech, he says, maybe we
do need to go back and look at 230. Now that they don't have 100% control of it. Right.
Right. And that's what you're getting at. And again, I don't know what the law is. I
don't have to do some more research. I heard it today on the radio that something just
passed and Obama was speaking to it. Hillary Clinton commented on Twitter about it. And
something about that the government would start to instead of the social media companies
controlling the content, it would be controlled at a federal government. Oh, that's a great
idea. So yeah, it's a horrible idea. So yeah, let's do this central government. I dig into
this a little bit more. But in Obama's reign, he he implemented something that allows allows
media companies to say false things and they don't have to be held accountable for it.
In other words, to create the nerd, what's the dog doing? Little allergies. She is licking
her back paw and she's very upset. So those are allergies when dogs lick their paws a
lot. It's because they're allergies. So Trump seized on the once obscure legal provision
after wrangling with Twitter that says this week, this is an older one, but the social
media platform fact checking labels on some of the tweets that claimed without evidence
the mail in ballots were fraudulent. That is really the bottom line of why they they
they deleted Trump on all social platforms that that he was on is because he was saying,
hey, look, I think that this this vote was fraud. Yeah, the election was fraudulent.
But he just. He just framed the statement where, come on, no, no way. And he just framed
it and said, hey, you know what? I believe that this was fraudulent. No, they were looking
for any reason to kick him off. Well, it's kind of like Joe Rogan's podcast. He's not
coming back. Yeah, that's what he said. He's not coming back. You know why? Because he
wants to put out this truth. Yeah, because he has his own computer. And I'm on board
with that because I've got stock in it. Yeah, I don't think I don't think it's going to
float now. Why? They come out. I don't think it's going to be successful now. I don't know.
What is the price? No, you know what? No, it's 35. Two days ago, 40 bucks today. Well,
I tried to buy, but the market had already closed. So here's what Trump is. Here's what
it was. So Danny Dan Nunes was on MSNBC and they were he was chatting about. No, it was
not. It was Fox News. And he was chatting about that. He was talking about the Trump
platform and he was saying how Trump or the truth social was it was called the truth social
truth social. They want to envelop all the positive attributes from Facebook, Instagram
and Twitter all in one. They do not want to take over Twitter. They don't want to take
over. They want to create an environment that's conducive to our needs. Right. That are uncensored.
You can voice your opinions environment. Yeah, that can't be turned off. How do you feel
about that? I love the idea of a free speech social media platform. Right. But I also love
the idea that you have to stand behind what you say with your actual identity. Because
what I see in local politics on Facebook, especially there are so many fake accounts
and there's so many people that don't have a picture. They don't have a background. They
are trolling, trolling, trolling. The account was created in 2008, but so that was Danny
Nunes biggest thing that he was saying. And that's the reason why it's not available on
Android. It's only available on iPhone. So they were saying well, right. Currently, that's
the way it's set up right now. But what they say is you're on a waiting list. Well, that
waiting list is long because they're making sure that you're not a bot. Yeah, you need
to be a verified identity. Is that what they're doing? Is that why it's taking so long? That's
what Danny Nunes said this morning. May I have another beer, please? Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. So I hope truth takes off. I'm in line. I am number four hundred and seven thousand
and something. I'm two hundred and something thousand. Oh, look at you. So I'm all in
line with it, but I'm afraid that it's not going to be as big because of what just happened
with Musk. I disagree. That's why I don't think it's now there really is a competitor.
Correct. I think Facebook is Twitter and this truth are really going to compete now because
Twitter is big. I think Facebook has stepped off into the meadow field and they're going
to morph into something different. I think that Facebook is going to turn into not necessarily
a my space syndrome where they're going to just wilt and die, but they're going in a
different direction. And I think what Trump is doing or I shouldn't say Trump. I think
what this platform is doing is they're trying to develop all the positive attributes and
have people accountable for what they say. Yeah, I'm all for truth succeeding. But I
don't know. I was I was very hopeful. But when this Elon Musk thing happened, I started
guessing is this is just how is this going to hurt the launch of truth? You know what?
I would say this. Do not underestimate the popularity of Donald Trump. I know. Don't
underestimate it. It's massive. It's huge. And it's and it's more than just him. It's
what he represents. He represents what people are so sick of. Right. The two party politics,
the bullshit, the people getting away with with like never being accountable for this
or that and the lies. And it's obvious. So he represents he represents getting back to
what what it was supposed to be, what it would it is is supposed to be correct. And I hope
I hope it succeeds. I just I don't know. I think it's going to have a harder road now.
Put it that way. Yeah, I think it's going to have a harder road now than it was three
weeks ago. Yeah. But what's the harm for people that are on Twitter to also create an account
on to social? Yeah, I agree. Well, it's not. But they're not. They're not. You know what
I mean? They're not. But basically, it's to see Trump. That would be the only reason because
Trump has come out and says, I'm not going to rejoin Twitter. Well, I don't know. There
are a lot of Twitter folk out there that are pretty savvy with their accounts that they
have set up that are disgusted with. Yeah, agreed. Especially conservatives. You know,
they talk about the misinformation that's going out there. You know, there's a lot of
misinformation that's being processed through Twitter, you know, and they're kind of like,
well, you know what? It's like hydrochloroquine. You know, there was a time where that that
wasn't an effective tool to cure covid. And then what was the the the stuff that gets
horse horse dewormer? Ivermectin. There you go. Then the Ivermectin wasn't very effective.
All it turns out, Ivermectin is extremely effective against covid. So it's just like,
you know, all of a sudden, you know, it's just like, well, if you say that, you know,
you that kind of like what Joe Rogan was talking about in his apology. I'm doing air. He didn't
apologize. I love Joe Rogan's podcast. I watch him listen all the time. Yeah, I like his
and I love this. His non. He has no agenda. Just a conversation with somebody. He has
no agenda. No, no. What's that in the question? He just asked questions. So he's got those
those doctors on there and they're they're they're saying whatever they're saying. Don't
get like, you know, it's kind of what he was saying. He's saying, you know, look, we just
talk about stuff and and and what's not right today may be right. And you're that's what
I'm hearing information. The narrative changes. It's everything. And that's exactly what he
said. It's like, you know what? You know, six months ago, I wasn't able to say this,
but now I can. And then just the whole jargon of Spotify, people standing up and wanted
to delete. What did you see that Spotify dropped Obama? Yes. Oh, I did not. They did not renew.
I texted you guys that producer Spotify drops Obama. Yeah, that's right. You said that.
They did not renew. You fucking want to drop them. They just said, we're not going to renew
your that's the soft drop. Yeah, absolutely. Right. And you know why? Because nobody was
listening to them. They have. It doesn't take much to figure out. You know, they were a
bunch of, you know, a bunch of frickin libs. Anyway, I figured out what it was. It's the
Digital Services Act. The European Union just passed it. The law called the Digital Services
Act is intended to address social media, societal harms by requiring companies to more aggressively
police their platforms for illicit content or risk billions of dollars in fines. Great.
And what they determine. Correct. It's going to be like cigarettes. Right. What they determine
to be illicit content. I don't blame people for smoking cigarettes. They just like a cigarette
company for making cigarettes. Right. Right. Or like the election. Anybody who anybody
who questions the election that is illicit content. Well, it's a matter of who is illicit.
There is there is plenty to question when you got video of these folks called mules,
not you, Paul Smith, and then smuggling and liquor, but these mules that are carrying
these fuel, your mule, the the voting hole. What do they call the election voting documents?
You know, swallow the ballot. I had a ballot. No, I they popped. I absorbed it. So they,
you know, they show up with like, you know, 200 ballots and they're all dropping them
in there. I mean, there is so many that are. So you've heard about the movie coming out.
Two thousand mules. Yeah. And it's getting blocked. I'm talking about the next joke in
there, too. But this is supposed to be a a is this hosted by Dinesh? It's a movie. He
made the movie is coming out. Two thousand mules. You know what I don't like about movies
or documentaries, right? Is they're also like skewed. Jaded. Right. Because like you watch
the food ones on Netflix and they make you think that eating meat is bad. And I watch
them always. I'm always like, you can always tell when they're steering towards an outcome.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It drives me nuts. Yeah. So I want to watch this. I want to watch this
two thousand mules. But this guy's not like Michael Moore. You know, no. Michael Moore
was in your face about it. By the way, I know he's extraordinarily liberal, but he had some
pretty funny content back in the day. Back in the day. Not so much. But he's a dick like
a what was it? Bowling for Columbine when he took all those kids to the target headquarters
and want to return to bullets that were still. I mean, come on. That was hilarious. Yeah.
The bullets right here. Could you take it back? Yeah. They're like, we want to return all
the bullets that you're still in all these kids. I mean, just over the top. But I love
that. But then he yeah, he he went woke. Wacko 9-11 wasn't good. The one about George W.
Bush. I don't like that one. Yeah. He said a few recently that have been just, you know,
you get popular for one thing and you really start to work your audience and go too far.
It happens. Right. That was the soapbox for what he was really thinking about stuff. But
at least he was in your face about it. Like somebody's documentaries try to put on where
no, I'm not saying the one you're talking about. I hear you. No, no, no, no. I hear
you. Just maybe think of that. We had the what moves do you have like sicko Fahrenheit
9-11. Yeah. Sicko was I where he got his fame was he did one about Michigan, Detroit, Michigan,
I think. Oh, the Flint Flint, Michigan. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's where he got started.
Who was the the rock and New Year's Eve guy that had the stroke? Clark, Clark. Oh, my
God. When he was costing Dick Clark with the money and talking about Dick Clark's restaurant
was busing people. They were doing the welfare program where people were having to ride a
bus two hours to get to his restaurant to work for like pennies. I mean, it was terrible.
And he went straight at Dick. That's one thing. Like I generally felt bad. Who was the the
leader of the NRA for some of the years, the old Western hero? Yes, Charlton Heston, Charlton
Heston. Michael Moore went to his house and started interviewing Charles. Had you ever
see that one? I would say no. Oh, my God. That made me feel so bad for Charles. He literally
had a fake smile on his face. And he was like, well, but he did an NRA rally in a town that
just had a shooting where kids were killed. You know what I'm saying? So it was like,
whatever. But yeah, like, yeah. Well, you know, and so then he's like, hey, why did
you do this? Well, you know, and he's trying to be upbeat. And he finally just fake smile
walked out. So why didn't he was in his house? Yeah. Why didn't he shoot him? He should have
shot Michael Moore right then. Well, he could have. He would have been on camera. Castle
Doctrine. Yeah. I would have made the news. I didn't invite them in. I know he did. And
then he pulls out a forty four magnet and goes, you're in my house. No, it was like
a sit down interview. Was it Michigan? I think Sharia law is not passed there. Oh, stop it.
Sharia law did not pass, I don't think. It's not. But you can imagine Irving. I have a
friend of mine that's completely convinced that Dearborn, Michigan, is Sharia law. You
know what? It's not. It's not. It's not at all. However. However, they have many communities
in like Dearborn, Michigan, that they practice it all the time and local authorities don't
do shit about it. Well, so that's a problem. And that's what's going on in France and the
Netherlands, where they're letting these ghettos happen. These Muslim ghettos, where they're
doing their own law. Now they can't get them back under control. You've got the people
in real go down. That's kind of a problem. Like it's up in Sweden. You know, they've
got these refugees that are coming up in Sweden. Got a government set up where you know what?
You don't have to do shit. They pay for everything. No. And now they've got these area of the
no go zones. It's disgusting. And you know what? How'd you get on that? How'd you get
on Sharia law? What were you reading? I think you heard Michigan. You heard the word Michigan
with Michigan. You're like, oh, I have a friend that does the exact same thing. If you bring
up for trigger, you know, they have Sharia law. Yeah. I remember when I was in Michigan.
Sharia law. Yeah, I like Michigan. It's very beautiful up there. Gorgeous state. Yeah.
Detroit is awesome. Yeah. That's a lot of pot farms that Gretchen Whitmer, though, needs
to be yanked out. So you remember she's been kidnapped again. Yeah. Well, remember that
complete forest. Do you remember the plot? Oh yeah. Okay. They unraveled the whole thing.
No, those guys got charged as far as I remember, as far as I know. Well, they were like, was
it one of these things like you get married? Like, like the guys do for the no, the FBI
set it up like the FBI were the ones that went to them and said, uh, you know, we need
to do this. We need to kidnap. Uh, you know what I mean? I was just looking for faith.
Usually there's a group of people that like want to do something. Do you like that? They
reach out and then the FBI ends up being the undercover guy. If this was a situation where
there was like a local militia where the FBI reached out to them and said, we want to do
this. Uh, yeah, it was a trap now and they're all. So these FBI guys went in there and started
going and we should kidnap her. We should kidnap. And they're like, we're in bro. Right.
Absolutely. And I think they, I think it all fell apart. The case fell apart. Those guys
are, I, if you want to look it up, I don't know. But, um, I think those guys are off
the hook because of what the FBI did. FBI is a little, get some corrupt shit going on.
They are totally in a bad shape right now. But I don't, they're also trying to trust
them at all. They're, they're trying, they were trying to create a narrative to that,
that makes anybody that hates left wing folk bad. So that's, that's white wing crazy. That's
the narrative behind this whole program. So your son wanted to go into the FBI. How would
you feel about that now? I don't know if he still was interested or. Well, he actually
never wanted to go into the FBI because his contact, no, his contact, that sounds awful.
His mentor who's been in different agencies said, no, you don't want to be in the FBI.
But anyway, but that, but that's not the point. He wanted to do secret service. He wanted
to do, there were different agencies that he could have gotten into, but it wasn't FBI.
But anyway, but he, he wanted, he didn't want to travel. So when the time came, they called
secret service called and said, you know, Hey, you know, you, you, you passed the test
where you got into the interview process, which is a feat in itself. Right. And, and
they said, you know, we're ready to set up interviews. And he was like, nah, I'm good.
I got a, I got a job. I don't want to do that anymore. Yeah. One of my good friends in high
school is at a secret service. He's been in it for, I don't know, 30 plus years. Yeah.
Oh, then he sat. Yeah. He, oh, they make so much money in retirement. He, I think he,
so much money. I think he was stationed. I don't know exactly what he does. He never
really explained to it, but I think he was stationed at the vice president's house. He
wasn't 18, want running down the street to protect. Right. He wasn't one of those guys.
But I think he was stationed at the vice president's house. He said, I did get that out of him.
But I know you got that out of him. Yeah. But why? Because he was he handcuffed in your,
well, I never really, I never, I don't talk to him much anymore. And for one thing, he
lives in Washington, DC and I'm down here and I haven't seen him for years, but he did
help us out. We went up to Washington, DC as a family. Yeah. And he helped us out getting
into the white house, kind of side door. Nice. You got like a little side pass. Yeah. So
a little side doorish action, get into the white house, you know, flash the badge and
it was kind of cool. But you've been in the white house? Of course. Yes. Oh, well, I'm
Jeff. I mean, what kind of question is that? It's ridiculous. Yeah. So have you been in
the Oval Office? Did you sign any executive orders? I was nude on the on the sofas that
you see there. Wow. She leaves some bark. That took a weird turn. She leaves some of
that Jeff oil on the couch. You were in the Oval Office scooching on the carpet like a
dog. Yeah. That's a little sphincter vanilla. I left a little smear. Making it to the Oval
Office. Would you call it a snail trail? Yeah. Pooch needs a snail trail. I don't know what
it has to do. They call it that. No, that's what Sean calls it. Yeah, there's no they
are. It's just Sean. Whatever you call it. No, but he was he was he's a really good guy.
And he always has been a big boy scout. I think he was in the Boy Scouts. And like I
said, he's been in there for since he graduated college. So 30 plus years, right? So that's
oh, yeah, they have an amazing retirement, because they all they have to do is go into
private. And then they're making the full money. Oh, they can pull money. And then they
get the new job, the private and they're making double triple on me is great. Well, the service
also manage or not manages but polices counterfeit stuff. So it's got a whole other different
levels. I thought that was FDIC. No, that's no Social Security, not Social Security, but
Secret Service is the one who polices counterfeit. Really? That's where Frank Abnegill. So when
they police the counterfeit does that include ballots? No currency. Great question. Did
you see that DeSantis is forming a police unit for the election? Oh, God. Is this just
you see that today only DeSantis is forming a police unit that their goal there is to
oversee the election? Well, hold on, hold on. Before you get into this. Yeah, we're coming
up close to the end of this this this first half. Okay. But there's a lot of DeSantis
stuff going on. We got to talk about Disney, the Disney World shut down their kingdom.
Two billion dollars worth of bonds. Let's save it for the county. Yeah, save it for
the second half. All that other DeSantis stuff. I love what's going on with DeSantis right
now. I do. But we're good. We need to talk about it. Disney should have never been in
that position in the first place. Let's open with that. That's right. All right. So we
this is this is April and we are we're past spring break. And we're almost into May, brother.
Next week. Is this summer? Is it summer? I'll tell you what this past weekend was fantastic
weather. Frickin love it. Gorgeous weather. Gorgeous weather. I think it's gonna be 114
this Saturday. This is Dudes Like Us. We are jamming. We got a guest today. It's Mr. Brian.
Mr. Brian. Brian. How the hell are you? I'm good. How do you feel about I'm Paul? I like
it. It's good. And I'm Jeff. Did you like it? Yeah. Good. Are you staying for the second
half? Yeah, we got one more. I'm fine. I'm in. I'm in. We're about to drink more bourbon.
I heard you guys had bourbon. So we're gonna do it before and after what you sound like
now and what you sound like at the end of the second podcast. Yeah, actually, you can
just listen to one of my podcasts I did a couple of weeks ago where I drink an entire
bottle in one hour and 15 minutes. Oh, he has a speech. I like where this is going. Are
you gonna say challenge accepted? Right? I didn't say that. Catch you guys on the second
DJ man.