Did you sneeze up a lung?
I don't think so.
It was like a...
Did your liver come out?
My spleen made it out.
You sneezed out your spleen.
I have never met anybody that has such a violent sneeze.
I don't hold in.
Well, good for you.
And it feels good.
Hold on, hold on.
It's not a matter of holding in.
Hold on.
Exactly.
There are people that like stifle their sneezes.
That's dangerous.
I know it is.
It raises your blood pressure and can cause a heart attack.
But then there are people who yell sneeze.
Yeah.
Or like they engage every aspect of their vocal cords.
That's just a sneeze.
I'm not purposely yelling or anything.
I think you are.
I think you're letting out anger.
No, that's just a sneeze.
Oh man, that's something wicked.
You have anger and you want that stress.
It's stress.
Yeah, you want that sneeze to let go all of that anger and rage.
Deep seated childhood anger that's coming out.
And it is loud.
It is very loud.
Did your preacher touch you when you were a child?
I didn't go to church as a child.
Oh, that explains it all.
Yeah, there you go.
That's why he touched you.
It works both ways.
Wait, no.
How can you touch him if he didn't go?
Well, he visited third grade class, you know.
No, we never had a priest or preacher attend our public school.
Well, there could be an official.
You ever go to a wedding?
Public school?
What's this guy doing?
Hello, everybody.
Did you ever go to a public school and have those prisoners show up and say, hey, don't
be like us because, you know, we're bad people.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's called scared straight.
Is that what that is?
Yeah.
Yeah, where they put the kids in prison for like three days or something like that.
No, no, no.
I'm saying they came to the school.
And it's effective.
All these guys are like tatted up and they're like.
Yeah, they come to the school and say, hey, guess what?
My name is Joey and I've got these tattoos and I get a lifestyle of sticking things up
my ass.
But regardless of that, I'm still I'm in prison right now.
So don't be like me.
And I raped 10 women and killed 13 kids.
And I'm doing better, but you little Joey, what I could do with you is I like that.
I like that.
Do you shave what I could do with you?
I don't like stubble.
Wow.
Put you in my cell.
Wow.
The whole I would love to have a piece of you.
The whole prison lifestyle, I think, would obviously be an adjustment.
But could you imagine that program after that kind of shit happened?
Did you hear what Jeff said?
I thought he was going to go on a date with this guy.
They were going to go bowling bowling bowling.
I like to bowl.
I'm not very good, but I enjoyed a bowl.
Yeah, I suck at it, but I enjoyed.
I actually took a bowling.
I needed one hour.
I needed to get to 15 hours or whatever it was.
My I think almost my last Earl Anthony teach it.
I don't know who that is.
He's a he's a pro bowler.
Come on, man.
I don't know any PBI.
OK, why would you think for a second that we would know who a professional bowler is?
And why do you know who a professional bowler is?
Well, is he a professional bowler?
OK, that's what you told us.
I guess he is.
Look, you know it.
So he's a chess player.
No, well, he may be, but he's a mass records of 43 titles and six player of the year.
I was joking.
He's a professional bowler and a very good looking man.
The only time how chummy is he's got Will Ferrell.
So happy.
You know what?
That smile I bet back in the day he could knock a penguin.
Oh, he could knock a dead pocket.
I bet I saw him because every now and then you'd watch Wild World of Sports and they'd
have bowling.
And I was always so pissed off because I enjoyed Wild World of Sports with Jim McKay, Jim McKay
and was on Saturdays.
I think.
And every now and then they'd have a hairpiece.
He had a very round head.
Yeah.
But did he have a oh, I don't know.
I think he was fairly bald and like a comb over maybe.
If we had pictures of McKay, I think we would see that he had a hairpiece.
Jim McKay, Wild World of Sports.
And that was one of the greatest wild world.
The agony of defeat.
Yeah.
So the dude comes down the hill.
He's about to launch on the ski and he complete fail stumbles right before the big takeoff
and seriously, when they show those skiers, they go into the net.
They go tumbling and they break like legs and arms come flying off and their head flies
off.
I mean, so bad.
That's not more than agony of defeat.
That's like this dismantling of the year.
Hey, that's the dismembering of my vertebrae.
So pull up the on YouTube, the opening of Wild World of Sports.
Is he dead?
Jim McKay.
Yes, he died in 1921.
He died in 2008.
Born in twenty one.
He died in 2008.
He was born in 1921.
What?
He was born in 1921.
Yeah, he was old when he was doing the the voice over.
Let's listen to this.
How old school is this to bring you the constant variety of sport, the thrill of victory and
the agony of defeat?
Oh, no.
That guy just died.
The human drama of athletic or this guy, too.
Oh, it's great.
This beefcake is lifting up like two thousand pounds.
It was like it was like every Saturday or every Sunday.
I may have been on Sundays because it was cartoons on Saturday.
So I may have been on Sundays.
Any kid, any any male kid, 13 year old or gets a hard on watching that.
Oh, yeah, I watched it every week.
But every now and then they have bowling, bowling, maybe 14.
What do you mean?
You don't mean literally they're getting hard on.
Well, I mean, you watch that, you're like, oh, yeah, come on, motherfucker.
So now we know we're Bruce Jenner.
Oh, you think he was getting hard on?
That's why until it went away.
No, he still has his penis.
Invert.
Are you kidding?
Does he still have his pain?
Did he have a cut off just recently?
You know, not to go a hard left here, but anybody that wants to transition from a male
to a female that doesn't have the balls to balls, stop it.
Who doesn't have the balls to cut off his balls and his penis.
Fuck them.
He didn't do it.
That is hypocritical.
I think he's a Tucker.
Yeah, he's a little Tucker.
He's a Tucker.
I don't know.
I love a penis Tucker.
A little song for that.
I don't know if he's because I thought what did he have an interview?
Tucker didn't even interview with Diane Sawyer that he said, yeah, I'm not cutting that off
because I'm not cutting my stuff off.
He likes to have sex with women.
Absolutely.
Well, does that he likes.
How about the dude in prison?
He impregnated.
Oh, my God.
The transgender.
Yeah, the man to female identifies as a woman impregnates two women.
He goes to prison.
Yeah, he goes into how asinine is that?
Well, that's what he was brilliant on his part.
But how asinine for the government to allow that?
Oh, brilliant.
He can have sex with as many women as he wants.
And you know, the woman probably they were raped.
Although they just get as horny as the guys do in prison.
They're 100 percent.
Do you think they're raped?
They were raped?
No, no, 100 percent.
Not 100 percent consensual.
Are you sure about that?
I don't have any.
Come here, you black stallion.
I don't.
Excuse me.
I'm I don't.
I'm I'm a woman like you.
Please leave me alone.
Oh, but look at that thing you got hanging there, boy.
Don't call me boy.
I identify as a woman.
Yeah, I'm a woman.
Sorry, I should say that.
I'm a woman.
Hear me roar.
Hear me.
Hear me roar.
I'm a woman.
So I sent you that I got five women.
I'm a woman.
I got the latest update on my phone.
I have an iPhone.
So I got the latest update.
Earl Anthony.
And I got the what I call affectionately as the beer gut emoji.
Oh, nice.
Because I'm going to co-opt it and I'm going to start using it as I'm proud of my beer
gut.
But what I think their intention is, it's the pregnant man emoji.
I'm going to disagree.
I think it is beer gut.
It's the beer gut emoji.
Yeah, because he's got his hands like wrapped all around that belly.
Like he's protecting it.
Oh, it's protecting it.
He's like it's a baby.
It's like he's proud of it.
My precious.
I had lots of beer to get this beer gut.
That beer gut is about as woke as it gets.
It is.
It really is.
And it's ridiculous.
And I'm sorry, but are we ever going to grow out of this bullshit?
I mean, what the fuck is I do?
I do think we are.
Yeah.
See, that's a beer gut.
Oh, and a beard.
And it's got tits.
But, you know, I kind of have that, too.
Look at those.
Hold on.
Time out.
Those are not tits.
Those are moobs.
Yeah, but look at the thirty four C's.
They're well cupped.
Well cupped.
You know what?
Give us a good look at yours.
I mean, don't look at your shirts.
No, I do not have boobs like that.
Don't look up.
Lift up your shirt, but lean back.
Lean back for us.
Let's get a look at those.
Yours are your tits are like side side.
Yeah, they're thirty sixes.
Thirty fours.
I need to push them together.
What's thirty twos?
Thirty fours.
Thirty twos.
Did you say I need to push them together?
You need a wonder bro?
I need a Balkanator.
No, but Sean has a brilliant question.
Are we ever going to get out of this phase?
I think we are.
I think it's a phase.
There comes a time where you're kind of like, all right, I'm done.
I think we are.
We're no longer in first grade.
It's going to take a while, but I think it's going to happen.
Except the only thing that will not not make that happen is that we have generations with
multiple generations.
Yeah, so we've got a generation or two to wait.
They're indoctrinated.
There are people that are currently like in post high school.
I'd say in their mid-twenties, early thirties that are currently like they're indoctrinated.
They're like like these teachers, for example.
These teachers that they get off on on spouting misinformation to little kids.
Yeah.
And then they get off on it.
Then they go on to tick tock and brag about it.
Yes.
And they make these little snippets.
So here's what's interesting.
So here are the two angles of this story.
And this is very much the don't say gay Florida, you know, legislation issue.
That's not even what they were saying.
So here's the angle of the of the liberal left.
They're like these kids.
There are kids that have to wait until they're in middle school, high school or even into
adulthood before they have the courage to face what they really are.
Like that being a man in a woman's body, woman is a man's body.
OK.
But it takes a while to get that flow and evolve.
So what the liberals are saying is that these kids know this at an exceptionally early age.
Incorrect.
Right.
OK.
So I'm not arguing yes or no, but that's what they think.
So they're coming at this angle as if you're six or seven or eight years old, you already
know you already know that you're a woman trapped in a man's body.
You're a man trapped in a woman's body.
OK.
What percentage of this is out there?
I got you.
So you're going to cater to this no point one percent of these kids and you're going to
try to indoctrinate one hundred percent of the kids to think that way.
I got you.
So you're going to confuse some of those kids who shouldn't be even thinking about that
one hundred percent, one hundred percent.
So I'm just I'm giving you.
So a lot of these a lot of times when we battle these issues, guys, you have to understand
where they're coming from.
Right.
I mean, they don't understand where we're coming from.
Right.
They don't.
Well, no, they think.
OK, so they were just racist, misogynistic, homophobes.
That's right.
So from their perspective, I think they're fucking idiots from their perspective.
There's a seven year old that knows he is a girl and needs to be accepted.
That sentence makes no sense.
I know that.
So so here we are swooping in on the other side going.
You're grooming, you're grooming kids like you're trying to plant a seed that make them
think something that are not.
And then and then the liberals respond with, oh, so you don't want this girl that that
knows they're a boy.
You don't want them.
You don't want them to succeed.
You don't want them to be accepted.
You don't want them to embrace their life at an early age.
You're evil like you're against them.
Just let her just let her live her life.
Exactly.
If she ends up being a tomboy lesbian, that's fine.
If she ends up being a very effeminate dude, that's fine.
That's fine.
But don't hit him at seven.
No, don't hit him at six.
No, don't hit him at eight, nine or 10.
No, no, there's no need for that.
I totally agree.
Because you're going to like I said, you're going to influence many other kids who are
aren't thinking about any of that shit.
Now all of a sudden they are.
Oh, my buddy over here who happens to be like this.
I want to be like them when they're seven.
And they're like, Mom, Dad, am I supposed to pick?
Do I have a choice here?
He's painting his fingernails black.
Is he gay?
Well, no, not necessarily.
Well, I know it's rhetorical, but I'm just like, you get all these people second guessing
themselves.
There's no reason for it.
At an age when they have no idea.
No, they don't.
It's a blank slate.
Why do you want to introduce something like that?
It is prepubescent.
Which means they have no idea what they're doing or talking about.
Plus, it goes against the grain of everything.
It goes against natural humanity's grain.
It does.
Now, I don't want to by saying that out loud, I probably upset a few gay folk out there.
You know what?
Sorry.
But you being gay is is is wonderful.
I don't care.
It's none of my business.
Yeah, I respect you being gay.
It's not for you.
It's it's it's none of my business.
I don't care that.
What was I saying?
You were saying that's not normal.
Well, I'm just saying it is because it isn't.
When you look at if everyone was gay, the human race would die.
If you yeah, if you have 100 people of that 100 people, how many people are gay?
In fact, let's look up that stat.
I think it's less than five percent.
I think it's four point two percent.
And that's what makes and that's what frustrates me.
This is so front and center as a societal issue.
And we're talking about such minute percentages.
And the transgender is less than one percent less.
We got we got gay.
We got transgender.
We got all these.
Well, let me let me throw curveball so low that like so we should not be making this
a priority less.
And two percent of women are homosexual.
I am going to go on a limb and say that's wrong.
I want to go on a limb and say that's wrong.
Meaning is higher.
I think that there are more women susceptible to being homosexual or bisexual than men.
Well, I tell you what I see.
Well, when you see these parades and stuff like that, you see more men out there than
you do women.
But here you hear this part out.
Well, I know that women may experiment.
I think there's more by and more by.
Well, that's because that's socially acceptable.
And you see more girl and girl socially acceptable.
Here's my point about the in my experience growing up hanging out with both women and
guys when I go out and I'm with a group of friends and the women get drunk, they're all
over each other.
And when the guys get drunk, they're all over each other.
No, we're not.
Well, guys get drunk.
It's kind of like we are really.
Yeah, but that does it.
Who you've been hanging out with?
I'm just saying typical.
Typically.
Look, here's the thing.
Look, it's it's what's what I'm saying is more than two to three percent, because if
there's a group of people and say, oh, my God, I got drunk with Melissa last night and
we we started making out, I would never say that about you.
I would never say that about either of you.
I don't know if that makes them gay.
It doesn't matter.
That makes them bisexual.
It makes them bi.
It makes them.
Yeah, I don't know.
Slap a label on it.
Look, if they enjoyed it, right, then some thing.
They're like, oh, my God, I had a shot of keel.
And the next thing I know, I'm licking a labia.
Yeah.
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
But does that only happen when they're drunk?
I don't know.
I kind of dispute that.
It doesn't.
I do agree that it doesn't happen when they're sober.
But when you are drunk, those inhibitions.
Well, sure, they are are less.
So they're able to experiment and feel more free, perhaps.
You know, and frankly, today's society pushes back so much that they are they're they're
like, oh, I can't suck tacos.
I can't do that.
But the normal thing for them, particularly, who's sucking tacos here?
I'm just saying that I probably misspoke.
Maybe not a taco.
I just made chicken tacos.
If there's like women.
Look, I have never been a full blown.
I have never been in a group at a party.
I've been so drunk.
It'd be like, oh, my God, I just want to get so close to Paul so I could just give him
a kiss.
We're going to edit that because that's a little creepy.
That was very sexual.
OK, we're definitely going to time.
That has never happened.
Oh, thank God.
OK, never mind.
We're good.
You don't have to time to get that.
We're good.
But there are some there.
There are some stories that I hear of guys, the females.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Of course.
But look, you're missing.
My point is that my point is, is that I have had me personally.
Yes, I have had more experiences seeing these from the females perspective.
Or there are more women.
Do you know why?
Because first off, they are very emotional, very feminine, right?
And they're very touchy.
They're touchy feely.
No, I'm talking about women.
They're very touchy feely and society is OK with it.
Hell yeah.
More so than two dudes.
Absolutely.
Their society says from a male perspective, I'm on board with that.
But are they lesbian?
No.
No, they're not.
It's I don't think they are.
It's kind of like being gay.
There's no such thing as bisexual.
For me, as if you're a male, there's two there's two categories.
Either you do.
Yeah, vulgar.
But it's true.
You suck a cock.
You don't.
Well, you say it.
But you also agree with it.
I mean, it's so like, yeah, I agree with it.
Yes, of course.
All right.
Well, wow.
Do I have to say that or I'm going to be like, I'm just saying ostracized?
Well, I mean, it's just so vulgar.
Speaking of vulgar, old granddad.
Oh, with the old peen.
I'm kidding.
Yes.
So let's transition over to the bourbon we're drinking.
Hold on.
First of all, you got to give me that.
You got to give me that.
It's 420.
It's April 20.
It's the second half of the podcast.
Of course, we're a little bit more liberated, a little bit more seasoned because the first
half we had that F.A.E. infused maker's right there.
And then we had the second half of the podcast.
And then we had the first half we had that F.A.E. infused maker's right there.
We had a unicorn.
It was a 5 weight or something.
No, it was a 0 1.
Whatever.
No, it was 02.
It was a 0 2.
Well, it said both.
Well, no, because the thing is, this is a follow up to F.A.E. 0 1.
So anyway, they were brewing.
One spring and one fall.
It was the summer.
All right.
And then the second half, Jeff had pulled out of the archives old granddad.
No, I just got this.
Well, yeah, but it's no brand new.
But we bottled in bond.
We've had this before.
We've had 114.
No, this is bottled in bond.
Never had this.
We've never had this one.
Oh, I stand corrected.
So I thought we had bottled in bond before.
This was a refresher.
Yeah, we had the old granddad 114, which you can't find anywhere.
So I got this one instead.
That's right.
This is a unicorn.
No, I don't believe it is.
It's fairly inexpensive.
They're begging you to buy this.
No, I mean, it's good.
I like it.
It is good.
I'm dogging it, but I shouldn't.
Yeah, it's bottomed in bond.
100 proof old granddad classification.
Here we go.
Oh, it's the same beam.
Suntory.
It's the same as Makers Mark.
Yes, it is.
It's a Jim Beam family.
Yes, it is.
It's aged four years.
We have 63 percent corn, 27 percent rye, 10 percent multi barley.
The color is dark honey.
It's cheap.
Yeah, that's what I said.
It's not expensive.
Oh, it's a $25 bottle.
All right.
So what do we got?
Keep scrolling down.
Well, they overproof the shit out of it.
You know, if you got a bottle that's rolling around there with 114 proof, how much overflow
do you have to make all these 100 percent bottle and bond?
You just water it down.
You do it.
100 percent.
So then you have a regular old granddad that I think is 80.
Why don't they have why don't they make some sort of cast strength ones that there is the
114.
But I mean, I feel like there's definitely cast.
There's some missing categories in there of old granddad that they could capitalize off
of.
Could be there could be like the single barrel and the cast strength.
114 is probably not a cast right.
They probably because in order to get 114, you have to be exact.
Right.
So you're probably adding water to it.
So cast strength means you pulled out.
It is what it is.
Right.
So it's 130.
It's 130.
And each cask is a little bit different.
Yeah, because I went to the wild turkey destroy in Kentucky.
Yeah, you know, I'm you know, my tier one trip, my balls, we flew in a private jet.
I soaked my balls in wild turkey and I soaked my balls in wild turkey.
Rare breed.
Actually, rare breed.
Nice.
Yeah.
And and anyway, so they was a creamy.
I don't know.
They I asked them what.
So what do you do differently in the 101 versus 80 proof wild turkey and the guy turned around
the tour guide and he go water.
We diluted.
That's how they do it.
I mean, it's literally that simple.
It is.
It impacts the flavor and the proof.
Yeah, they just they pour water in until it's I mean, it's kind of it's almost like anything
compared to coffee.
But it was a little disappointing.
So but it was just like, you hear that.
I wanted to hear that, like, you know, the age this and the age that.
Yeah, no, no, it comes out one on one.
We had some berries and we press it and then we pray and then yeah, we take a bunch of
cherries and stuff them in the barrel and Sean takes turns to suck our nuts in us.
Yeah, we all put our scrooge of rare breed and then dip it in the other one.
I mean, something something special.
No, they put water in it.
Not their scrotums.
Yeah, no scrotum.
No scrotum action.
No, no, no, no, no, not lose.
It's terrible.
It is terrible.
So old granddad is also Jim Beam also makes Basil Hayden.
Did you know that?
I did.
Well, hold on, he says the bourbon has been in production since the eighteen hundreds,
including doing Prohibition when it was produced by American medicinal spirits.
Remember, we said there were like eight of them or six of them.
Yep. Old granddad must be one of this one of them.
So they never gave up their this is a criminal guys bottled in bond.
No, they never gave up their their recipe.
Do you know how many thousands of bourbon makers went like belly up?
Like, well, if you scroll up, their recipes never came back.
It's changed hands.
It says the brand has changed ownership.
OK, so they have it.
So it's the same distillery has changed ownership numerous times since it was
actually created.
Same recipe.
It is now owned by Beam.
So it's Beam.
Yes.
So so you're correct.
I mean, it's it's the same place, same recipe, just for people owned it.
Yeah.
So if we show up, we're like, we want to buy this, then we would be the owners.
And we're going to change it.
I'm just saying that when Prohibition hit, it was we should do that.
When Prohibition hit, it was catastrophic from the standpoint.
Is it Beam American, the spirits or is Beam Suntory?
Oh, so Beam Suntory. Oh, Beam Suntory.
So this is the same as Makers Mark.
Yes. Jim Beam, Basil Hayden, and old granddad.
Same distillery, but not the same.
Like a different recipe, different everything.
Yeah.
But just I just I just want to reemphasize Prohibition hit.
And we in America lost over 100 years or more.
One hundred and fifty years of of bourbon recipes.
Where'd you get that from?
Yeah, they did.
They shut them down.
They never came back.
Prohibition was only what, 10, 15?
It doesn't matter.
They shut down all the I mean, and they read it.
Oh, so so so distilleries that were in place for 100 years closed, closed and never came back.
They basically abandoned all those products.
That's right. Yeah, that's right.
I mean, we lost a lot of history in terms.
Now we're coming back.
I mean, obviously now there's thousands and thousands of people trying new ones.
I think we're 100 percent back.
Right.
But my point is, like it was like in 1970, how many different bourbons were out there or 1960?
Not that many.
Yeah. Jim Beam.
I don't know.
I mean, how many bourbons were around back then?
Now you've got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of it.
It's exploded.
And I love that. And I love that.
Everybody's coming back and everybody's like doing their own recipes.
And that's the way it was when Prohibition hit.
Like we lost a lot of history and a lot of recipes.
I don't see Prohibition happening again.
Oh, hell no. It'll never happen again.
They learn their lesson hard.
Although Joe Biden is an idiot, so you never know.
So it may be related to COVID.
Well, I don't think he'll do it because I think he partakes.
He probably does.
Well, what applies to the masses does not apply to him.
He'll still have a supply.
That's a good point.
All right. Let's go down to the nose.
Sorry, I'm leading this way off track here.
Nose, palate, finish, uniqueness. Oh, sorry. Nose.
Wave of cinnamon leaves a charge, followed by sweet caramel, vanilla, and a hint of burnt oak.
Cinnamon dominates overall, but the balance of sweeter scents, along with the oak, keeps it manageable.
While it comes across somewhat one-dimensional, it's still inviting.
That's the nose.
That's just the nose, guys.
On the palate, big cinnamon spice pops up front with a flash of fireball candy potency.
Dark fruit, baking spice follow, along with a touch of rye spice.
It has a nice intensity.
I like the nose, and the cinnamon dominates.
It is also quite pleasant.
It's medium. I can't do this anymore.
Yeah, that's enough.
Basically, they say it's good.
It really hurts me.
Yeah, basically.
It hurts me, too.
Basically, it's good, is what they're saying.
It's old. It's been around forever.
Like your own granddad? It's old granddad.
It is one of the oldest and most storied brands on stored shelves.
But despite this, the brand seems to receive a little fanfare.
I think that's a mistake.
It's good.
114 is exceptional, and this is really good as well.
Yeah, it's not bad.
I will tell you that I have bought the 86 proof before as a mixer.
I went through this phase where I bought the half bottle, the 750 milliliter bottles that we buy.
I buy a bunch of different ones.
I mix it with Coke.
Mixer-mixer stuff, cheap stuff.
Not so good.
Well, we found that out, like with the very old Barton.
The bottle and bond is really good.
We really enjoy that.
And the 80 proof or whatever it is is garbage.
Oh my God. It was hideous as a mixer.
You mix that with cola, and maybe they were like, well, yeah, you're not supposed to mix it with cola.
Well, whatever. I did, and it was horrible.
Yeah. Actually, and I just listened to the podcast that we had the very old Barton, and we were just like, whoa, this is great.
We loved it.
The higher oak, the higher.
The 100 proof, the bottle and bond.
OK, well, I'm not going to mix that.
I was talking about the lower.
Right. That's what I mean.
There's a difference between the lower proof and the higher proof.
And we really like the of this one, the 100 proof, the 114 and the very old Barton.
We really like the 100 proof.
Yep.
And I know I've never had the lower proof, but you said you did not like.
I think you said Preston did not like the lower proof of very old Barton as well.
Something going on there.
It was very toxic.
Yeah.
Yeah. I think it's the lead in the water.
I think it was the manganese manganese.
I didn't see that coming.
I got the I don't know why they'd be manganese.
Charging batteries over there.
That's the extreme chart.
OK.
Anyway, this atomic number 25.
Well, we were going to ask, but there was a there was a topic we were talking about earlier tonight where I was I had I had gone home last podcast and did I don't know what the deal is.
I don't think we drink a lot.
We do.
I guess we do.
So did you eat dinner?
No, not really.
Oh, there.
So that's a.
But when I get home, I eat a gigantic dinner and I have the same effect.
You had like eight drinks before you got here.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
OK.
It was technically one, but it was like a quadruple double.
Yeah.
No, it's only one drink.
Yeah.
If it's a 24 ounce cup.
So I put it on the little four wheel dolly and I push it around the house.
It's like a camelback gigantic straw.
Good Lord.
Anyway, not that bad.
I went home last week and Emily, my daughter, she had worked at a food and beverage place
and she had brought home some desserts and you didn't have any.
Right.
So so I mean, let's back up a little bit.
Do you guys drink milk?
No, very little.
Yeah, I don't drink milk.
We're not dairy.
I drink almond milk.
Really?
It's not schmuck.
Anyways, so we mean really there is no almond milk.
Yeah, there's no such thing.
No, it says on the on the box.
No, almond milk.
It's not milk.
OK, it's juice.
We have gotten into this argument.
Who am I to argue if it's milk or not?
It says logically nuts do not.
How about the producers of cows?
Jeff, I'm not arguing.
Do they have nipples?
I understand that there's been lawsuits between the dairy farmers
and the almond.
What do you call them?
Farmers.
They the dairy farmers don't want the almond farmers to think they won.
I think they won that they did win.
Well, I still see.
They are no.
No, they no longer have the word milk on their on their containers.
OK, all right.
So I think you stand corrected.
We're getting sick.
I I stand.
I stand corrected.
Thank you.
So back to on advice of counsel, I accept your response.
So I refuse to say almond milk.
I'm going to get some almond.
Megma is not saying nut juice.
Yeah, nut juice.
So I'm in.
I typically in the same way.
I mean, the only time I ever drink milk is when I put a splash in my coffee
and you're in your Bloody Mary in the morning.
Just the coffee.
I've never had Bloody Mary in my life.
But you know, the kids, they have a bowl of cereal.
They put milk in there.
I haven't had cereal so long.
What percentage milk?
Well, we typically have two percent.
OK, thank God.
If you're going to say whole milk, it's like, oh, but listen, my half and half.
My daughter comes home with a with a half a gallon of whole milk chocolate milk.
Did you drink it organic?
Did you shit everywhere?
No.
Organic.
A half a gallon of organic.
I don't believe organic food.
I don't believe in organic.
OK, let's OK.
I don't care if that's a great topic.
We're going to get to that.
We'll talk about this, but let's let's finish this up here.
Yes.
So I've got a glass container of whole chocolate milk with whole milk.
That's chocolate from and it says organic.
That sounds wonderful.
So she brings home from her work some some some cakes and petty force things that you would find at a coffee shop.
You know, some croissants and so on.
So I have all.
So I open up the refrigerator and yes, I pour.
And I'm telling you a very little amount because I'm kind of like this is going to be disgusting.
The last time I had whole milk, it felt in my mouth.
I felt residual.
I was like, I'm never doing that again.
Your curds.
Oh, my God.
What's great about this is you are you're looking at it and this is going to be disgusting.
But you do it anyway.
Let me pour a glass.
But so I pour.
You know what?
That's called lack of willpower.
Well, but I'll tell you what that is.
That's chocolate milk.
I shouldn't have.
I shouldn't have it.
It's awful for me.
It's going to suck.
I ate.
Let me pour glass the pastry and you ate the pastry.
I was eating the pastry and I had a little bit of that chocolate milk and I was like,
and you started tearing up.
This is the best thing of course I have ever had in my entire life.
Are you kidding me?
It's like eight hundred thousand calories.
Absolutely wonderful.
I didn't care.
I poured like another two ounces.
Now, mind you, it was two ounces.
No, no, it really was.
It was a little bit more than two ounces.
Two ounces is like this.
It was a mega.
It wasn't my milk.
It was a full tumbler.
Let me tell you, because it wasn't my milk, had I drank a lot more, there would have been
repercussions.
So I.
That was my next question.
Who are you to open up the refrigerator and just start eating and drinking everything
that's in there?
Well, the kids do.
Why can't we?
OK.
Well, look.
My kids bring home food.
You assert control like you're going food.
My refrigerator is my house.
I drink all this chocolate.
They eat my food.
I eat their food.
I like it.
I'm not going to disagree.
What it did for me is it just the taste of that chocolate milk just brought back a flood
of memories of the snacks that we had growing up because I just I just remember back when
chocolate milk was OK.
I never had chocolate milk as a kid.
I miss it so much.
Jeff, you are just bumming the fuck out of this.
You never had it.
They didn't have the fucking chocolate powdered milk.
No, we always got the white powdered milk.
Jesus.
Now, they did have the chocolate milk at the schools.
What are you saying?
You never had chocolate milk in your life?
I didn't say that.
But as a kid, we never had chocolate milk.
Ever.
Can we have a moment of silence?
I don't.
I mean, we like how do we respond to that?
We lived on powdered milk.
Do you need a hug?
No, I can we do a group hug?
Is that a weird moment?
You really you've lost out.
This is another reason why we don't do video.
But can we do a group hug like Nesquik?
That was a treat for me.
So if I went over there, there's your powder chocolate and they had they had Nesquik.
I mean, OK, we don't have orange juice either.
Can we have some Tang?
Yes.
We grew up on Tang.
Tang is the bomb.
All right.
So hold on.
Nesquik.
That's what that that was me.
So you had a little container where you pry off the lid.
Remember, you pry off the little did you have to get a glass of water and mix the powdered milk into the water?
Not water, milk.
No, no, he didn't have milk.
So he had powdered milk in the water.
And then after you made your powdered milk, did you add the Nesquik to that?
No, no, we never had Nesquik either.
So we had the powdered milk.
I'd go over to a friend's house if they had.
Oh, and at the French house, did they have real milk or powdered milk?
I'm sure it was real milk.
Damn.
None of my friends like cheating on his family, right?
His parents like, you know, I never had treats until I went over to my friends.
Right.
Did they have marijuana, too?
They had edibles.
Nice.
What the hell, man?
I mean, too much.
Is that a thing?
Well, you go to your friend's house, you have edibles and chocolate.
OK, I'm kidding.
Anyway, so that was me, right?
You had the metal can and you pry off the little lid, and so I would do the I had milk like like a normal family.
We had milk and then I would I would pour all that stuff in there.
Here's what's so stupid about it.
I would spoon it out with like I would eat it from the spoon.
Oh, yeah.
In its entirety.
Like I never drank it from the glass.
I literally spooned it into my mouth.
Oh, no, I didn't do that.
From the spoon in its entirety.
To make it make it last longer.
Absolutely.
Hundred percent.
And now when I'm at Costco and I go past the aisle that has the gigantic Nesquik thing, I'm like, oh, my God, I want to get that.
And I want to do that.
I only do that exact thing except with almond nut smack.
That's almond nut.
This is called nut juice.
Nut juice.
Yeah, they basically take water.
Well, the first of all, it's the same thing as the powdered milk, but they take the almonds.
We already talked about the express.
We already talked about this.
But they don't say it.
No, it's OK.
It's good.
It's actually really, really good.
Almond milk, almond nut smeg.
Do you get the sugar free or the stuff that has sugar in it?
The sugar free has sugar in it, too.
Do you know they add sugar to that stuff?
Absolutely.
To make it taste good?
On advice of counsel, I decline to answer.
Yeah, well.
You may say hey, it's sugar free, but there's a lot of corn starch in it.
Hold on.
I don't know.
Look at the fucking carton.
I don't know.
We get the unsweetened.
Unsweetened is what it says.
So it's unsweetened at what point?
It's not good.
It's tolerable.
It says unsweetened at the point of consumption.
You know what?
Just stop.
What does that mean?
What do you mean what point?
Unsweetened means unsweetened.
This is as bad as hearing Jeff say I didn't have fucking milk growing up.
I mean, what the hell?
I had milk.
I mean, did you go to the.
You know what?
Did you get like food stamps?
You know what?
Did you go to the block of cheese place?
I can't tell you how many times I've walked past the gigantic can of Nesquik.
Don't you get it?
One of these days, just get it.
That's it.
100 percent.
After we just had this conversation.
Oh, there it is right there.
The producer pulled it up.
No.
The can.
The can with the powder.
I'm talking about the chocolate milk I drank.
Oh.
Well, no one else has had that, so we don't care.
It was fantastic, though.
I'm telling you, it was the best fucking thing I've ever had.
I bet it was.
Whole milk.
I bet it was thick.
God, it must have coated your whole.
It was like Pepto Bismol, except not pink.
Oh, dude.
Did it give you like lactose?
It was brown Pepto Bismol.
Right?
Am I right?
It was brown Pepto Bismol.
It was.
Now, mind you, I'm honest.
I did make a big glass.
I had two.
But you went back and had more.
I had two very small servings.
Two.
When you say small.
I'm telling you, it was less than the bourbon that we drank.
That's impossible.
I know.
You had a pretty heavy pour.
Yeah, I was going to say.
No.
Oh, that's not true.
Oh, that's a good point.
That's a good point.
So basically, it was a full glass.
I was responsible with it, but I tell you, it was really tasty.
Yeah.
And just like I shared.
I've had some really good chocolate milk as an adult.
And yeah, there's some really good shit out there.
Oh, yeah.
Really good stuff.
I mean, how can you not enjoy it?
My gut can't handle a lot of milk.
I can.
Do you remember some of the other snacks from the 80s?
You know, like the Tang and the Hostess cupcakes and.
They still have those.
Ding Dongs.
It was Betty Crocker.
Little Debbie.
Yeah, they still have them.
I got those for my boys when they were back at their lunch for school.
We got the little oatmeal pies with the cream in the middle.
No, I never did that.
Those are my favorite.
Oh, you didn't have those?
I didn't do that.
No, I just never did that.
No, those are my favorite.
But I did the apple pies.
Remember the.
God damn.
The Hostess.
Yes.
The apple little apple and cherry and different flavors.
They still have them.
Oh yeah, they still make they're like 10 for a dollar.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
A dollar a piece.
They're healthy.
They they say they're really they have a lot of protein.
Right.
So there's a whole.
And that sucks.
That's what sucks.
I can't do it.
Every time I walk by that bin, it's just stacked.
Oh, oh, they have cherry.
Love the cherry.
And I can't.
I can't.
Because if I if I do look at the back, which I don't do it, it says four hundred and eighty
calories.
Have you got an eight hundred?
Do you guys remember the four servings in the one pastry?
Do you guys have four hundred and eighty calories?
Gum gushes in your mouth.
Oh, yes.
Oh, no.
Gushers.
Your boyfriend's name gum.
I'm talking about I'm talking about the they had the doctor.
He was working on that joke.
That was a set up.
He was working on that.
That was a lame.
He was.
He was going to work today.
He's going, yeah, I'm going to do this.
Matter of fact, you just lost the right to your story.
No, no, we're going to move on.
I do.
We lost the right to your story.
They have like a packet of the gum that have like the freshen up.
But they even came out with like a Dr. Pepper filled one.
No, they're called gushers.
I thought those were those were the doctor.
Pepper, the big chunks bubble gum.
So gross.
Yeah.
The gushers, I think, were the the fruit shoes with the.
You said it, but they also had gum that had like gel in it.
Yeah, those right there.
I think they still sell those.
Oh, freshen up.
Fresh up was the original ones that I saw.
But there was another one that Dr. Pepper put out.
It was like five big chunk chunks of bubble gum.
It's like a mouthwash.
It had Dr. Pepper and it kind of tasted like a little bit like root beer and Dr. Pepper
put together.
They were great.
I mean, I know one of the things that was always a treat in my house was my dad every
now and then on the weekends would buy a box.
This is when I was older, maybe a teenager, not as a kid, but he would buy the Entenmann's
donuts.
Oh, yes.
That he'd either buy the chocolate ones we get powdered or chocolate.
No.
Well, he'd either buy the chocolate ones or the variety pack, which had the chocolate,
the crumble cake ones, the powdered ones.
And I think there's just a plane.
I think they still make those.
Oh, they do.
I see them in the store and I was like, back 40 years ago, they were hard to find.
They weren't as prevalent.
And he'd buy those every now and then he'd buy a big breakfast strudel thing.
Yes.
And it was just like, I want this piece because it has the most jelly in it.
Like coffee cake ones too.
Yeah.
Coffee cake.
Yeah.
Cameralized pecans on top or stuff like that.
Nowadays, you can't do any of that stuff because you make the mistake of looking at the damn
label.
Then you gain 10 pounds overnight.
Yeah.
And you get the label and you're like, oh, you know, it's not right.
How long do you think ranch has been around?
Ranch dressing?
I don't like ranch dressing.
1771.
How, you know.
Is he correct?
Five years before they declared it independent.
It was in the 1950s.
Oh.
Hidden Valley?
Did they create it?
Hidden Valley came out in the 1980s.
So who made the first ranch?
Actually it was created in the 1950s by the Hidden Valley.
I'm not actually.
I'm actually not a ranch fan at all.
I like the thick natural buttermilk that you can find at restaurants.
The stuff you buy and get out of bottles, I can't stand that stuff.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, it's, you know.
Yeah, like Scotty Peas, outstanding ranch.
I could eat that all day.
But if you give me a bottle, I don't touch it.
But there's so many brands.
Like any of them.
There's like 11 brands of ranch.
You can't, you don't like any of them?
It's got to be a natural brand.
Some of these, the ranch from Hidden Valley, they're designed to sit on a shelf for six
months.
To have the real buttermilk ranch is rich.
Well, you're talking about a local restaurant that can make it and like for the day.
Yeah, that's the stuff I like.
I get it.
You want to douse your ice cream, lettuce and your chickens and your stuff.
But you know what?
You know, you can't blame, you know, we dog companies for like having preservatives so
that they have shelf life.
I mean, what are you going to do?
What do you expect them to do?
Well, it's just like, I think that's a perfect example because you can go to a Mexican restaurant
and then really dig their salsa.
And then you see it in the store.
You're like, oh, I'm going to get that.
Not even close to me at the store.
Because they've preserved it and they've had to cook it a separate way.
And it doesn't taste the same.
You just like, this sucks.
Yeah, but again, what do you expect them to do?
They are trying to meet the masses.
They want this thing to sit on a shelf.
They don't know how long it's going to sit on the shelf.
It has to have.
I get it.
But I mean, imagine having mission mission tortillas where they have no preservatives.
Right.
Well, Kroger makes them.
Well, and then I know.
But you go into Kroger and you go and you go to right and you go to buy the mission
and they have fucking mold growing on shit.
Well, have mold growing on them because they have no preservatives.
Right.
I don't know.
So it's a shelf life.
Fresh.
I mean, it's amazing.
Well, it is.
We used to buy the fresh tortillas all the time, but they last two days maybe before they
turn back into discs.
They're so thick.
They are.
They're great.
I went through so many.
I'm not a big tortilla fan, but my kids and Julie, they need to shit out of those.
I love.
I mean, when we go to Chipotle, I have to have.
Can you double wrap that, please?
No, I just get a tortilla on the side and it's amazing.
Like the monster size.
Oh, yeah.
It's amazing.
And it's so fattening.
Yeah, I don't eat tortillas.
I don't eat.
I'm not a huge tortilla fan.
Those are like crazy fattening.
God dang.
You're just not a fan of anything.
Yeah, really?
What do you enjoy in life?
I don't like milk.
I don't drink chocolate.
I don't say I don't like milk.
I just don't drink very much of it.
I don't do this.
No, that was a kid.
Why did they have chocolate?
Hold on.
Do you eat or drink anything that gives you joy in life?
A bourbon.
Now you're talking.
Well, hold on.
Does Dad will bring home a liter of Pepsi once in a blue moon?
Yeah, Pepsi.
What was it?
Pepsi.
With lemon free?
And I remember growing up that when we did have chips on like Fourth of July, Memorial
Day, Labor Day.
Chips?
Chips, potato chips.
Are you kidding me?
We never had chips in the house.
No.
So he would have them sitting by him.
That is abusive.
I didn't grow up eating them.
And when we did have them, they were the most fantastic food out there.
No, no, no, no.
Start over.
There are three things that make you feel good.
There are three times a year that your parents would buy chips.
For the most part, yeah.
Like potato chips.
Yeah.
Can you even, can you even digest that, Sean?
No, I started thinking about it.
I was like, I'm thinking maybe I'm spoiled.
I think I was spoiled.
No, I think your parents should be in jail.
Why?
Three times a year that you had chips?
Maybe four.
Oh, OK.
What's a quarter?
No, no, no.
Hold on.
OK, we're good now.
We were like three or four times a month.
I'm settled up.
But I remember, and I kind of did this when my boy, we had chips in the house, but my
dad would always, you know, we'd have them for dinner.
We'd have the hamburgers and the brats and the wieners and the hot dogs and beans and
we'd have potato chips.
And he'd always have them.
So how often do you have beans?
I'm sorry.
Like pork and beans?
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm trying to break this down.
So if you didn't have chips, I mean, you had it when you had dinner on a regular basis.
Was it like?
No, no, they had the five food groups dinner.
Yes, we didn't have chips as a side.
They ate every third day.
Which is fine.
But you know, some people don't have chips.
But we had we had green beans, lamb of beans.
We had the potato and we had definitely vegetables.
It was definitely a meal.
So it was that your mom's call when she was like a healthier family?
I don't know.
It was probably both of them.
Well, did she make the call on what to eat?
She usually made.
She made dinner.
I was going to say.
But I don't know if my dad had any say in.
I'm pretty sure it's your mom.
You know, my mom came home with big bags of chips every time.
He probably that's not I don't know.
I don't know who made the call.
Really?
It was just in the house.
We didn't grow up with chips or pop.
OK, sorry.
So finish your story.
So you had.
So anyway, we like the beans and a lot of beans.
They are illegal in my house.
I've never had a lot of being in my house after I moved.
Yeah, because they abuse you.
They are.
No, they're gross.
How can a beam be gross?
They gagged me growing up.
I was the one vegetable that was the one vegetable that I had.
Is that a vegetable?
Yes, it's a it's a vegetable.
I think it's a bean.
It's like a nut.
No, it's not like a nut.
It's nasty.
They don't even have taste.
Yeah, they do.
Lime beans.
Those are lime beans and those are nasty.
I will not have them in my house.
And I told my my my wife and my kids we will never have lime beans.
So you don't have to worry about that.
Because I gagged on them.
See, that's not a taste bad, that's an abuse thing.
No, it's not.
We have them every night.
Well, no, you were like, I just got over my therapy.
Lime bean therapy.
Right.
So you're not going to have to go through that like I did.
Those are nasty.
I would not.
I refuse to eat those.
I actually don't know.
I think they're scrumptious.
No, they're bad for you.
For real.
Are they unhealthy for you?
Yes, they are.
That's in my mind.
They are.
I was thinking I thought they were very good for you.
They cost.
They're high in fiber.
You eat those your whole life?
They cause emphysema.
No, shut up.
They do not.
Shut up.
No, I don't know.
I don't like them.
They're not in my house.
I'll never have them again unless I take them by mistake.
Because they put whole bags of it on you and they said.
No, I'd have a whole serving of that right there.
That's no.
Oh, that looks wonderful.
No, it doesn't.
No.
Which were traumatizing.
I literally gagged on those as a kid every time we had them.
Okay, time out.
Time out.
This whole thing was like the treats when you get when you're a kid, not what you're
traumatized by.
I had some traumatizing food.
I kind of liked this better.
What were your treats other than the four times a year that you got these chips?
Well, what I'll get at is.
Yeah, this is so sad.
Did you ever have some Totino's pizza rolls?
Did you have.
Yes, we had those.
You had desserts?
For birthdays and like Thanksgiving and Christmas, but otherwise no.
No, just ice cream.
Ice cream.
For Christmas and birthdays and stuff.
Are you hearing this?
Sean, are you hearing this?
How about some Lunchables?
Those didn't exist back then.
I don't think.
No, I never had them.
Lunchables came out in the 80s.
No.
I did not have those.
Are you hearing this?
He didn't have ice cream, but four times a year the same day he had chips.
Those were birthdays and stuff.
Are you hearing this?
Yeah, it's a sport.
Again, I think we need a group hug.
But anyway, my dad, what he would do.
I don't like your dad right now.
Me neither.
Hey, I was a healthy kid.
But what he would do is he would keep the chips by him.
I'd be like, and he would be like.
He'd ration it out.
He would.
Oh my God.
What the hell is...
Okay.
Dad, can I have some more chips?
I did that as well.
Whatever.
Guys, I'm going to go out there.
I know this is a dude's like us.
I'm going to go out there with this.
Jeff, we love you.
We love you.
That's not bad of a thing.
Well, it is.
Well, for you guys, because you did good.
Oh, you did good.
Bless.
We love you.
And you guys, you know, you're like, where are the chips?
Where's the ice cream?
Where's the cake?
We don't have that stuff in our house.
Oh my God.
Have you seen a break in between podcasts?
Well, now.
We like freaking devour.
I mean, it's a free for all.
We had a pound and a half of Grippos chips down there.
Yes.
Did you have popcorn?
We had the hot air popcorn, yes.
Hot air popcorn.
Okay, well.
Was that dry and wonderful?
And on special occasion, we'd have the kind you'd fix in the pan.
Oh.
Jiffy pop popcorn pop.
Yeah, what was that one?
We had the little.
That was Jiffy pop.
We had that one when we went camping.
Yeah, they had the little.
It's foil.
Yeah, foil.
That's great stuff.
You can still buy that today.
Can you really?
Yep.
You can do it on your stove.
We've done that with the boys.
Where did you find that in the store?
I've never seen it.
The popcorn aisle.
I'm not saying every store has it, but I've seen it.
We've gotten it for when we had the boys.
They're smaller.
That's creepy.
We'd cook it.
There it is.
Jiffy pop.
Yeah, they still make that.
We'd always have that when we went camping.
So this can be weird.
I've never had a Jiffy pop in my entire life.
Like I said, group hugs.
Well, we had the other one.
We have the.
How dare you?
What is the.
OK, settle down.
What is the guy with the bow tie?
Orville Redenbacher.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the stupid science guy.
Oh, no.
The guy that knows it all.
Bill Nye.
The science guy.
He's not anywhere near a scientist.
No, he's not.
All right, sorry.
He's not at all at these conferences.
Or, Or, Or, Ordenbacher.
Or, or, Ordenbacher's popcorn.
So we get like the microwaveable popcorn when you put it in little bags.
And that's turned out to be horribly bad for you.
The butter flavor, the way they make that butter is supposed to like, is like terrible.
Terrible.
Yeah.
Still good shit though.
You talk about microwave popcorn.
The butter flavor is really, really bad stuff.
So we don't do the butter flavor.
We do the light salt, the light salt, whatever.
It doesn't have butter.
I mean, but I think it does.
So about that time, Planters peanuts
had come out too, right?
In the 80s?
Penis.
I keep touching this.
Penis, is that what he said?
Yeah, penis.
No, like Planters peanuts.
I think penises.
Planters came out with all kinds of stuff.
They came out with cheese balls,
or cheese balls and just a variety of nuts.
Did you drink your beverage?
I spilled.
Oh.
What just happened?
Whoa.
What just happened?
Where did that come from?
It really came out of nowhere.
That was calculated.
Okay, so let's jump in.
Paul just made us look at his glass,
and it was empty.
And so Jeff, is that rumble?
And I had a sad look, right?
I lifted up my glass, I looked at it.
And I came to the rescue.
And I looked sad.
This is old Dominique Hueling station.
Very small batch, 100 proof bourbon whiskey.
And it materialized out of thin air.
Yeah, it sure did.
And he seemed very proud
of pulling that out of the pocket there.
It was like, you know what I mean?
It was like an emergency, like an emergency deal.
I want some, but I have an entire glass full.
Yeah, well I don't.
Very hearty pour.
No, it was not a hearty pour.
Okay, anyway.
Let me see that bottle.
Oh, good lord.
Your Simplons.
So I wanna say something.
Let me get back at the snack thing.
Yes, and your abusive parents.
Yes, my son just texted me.
Is he eating ice cream with chips?
He said that he just saw the new Harry Potter movie.
No, okay, first off, not a Harry Potter movie.
Well, it's not, but it's the same.
Fantastical Beast.
He says, the new Harry Potter movie
has Dumbledore and the other guy being gay.
Yep, I knew it.
They said it's woke as hell.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you fucking kidding me?
They make Dumbledore gay?
Yep, he said, gay agenda, movie is ruined, I'm walking out.
No way he's walking out?
I doubt that he will, but.
Is he drunk?
I mean, if he paid for the ticket, I would stand.
He went to the movie, probably with his girlfriend,
for his birthday.
Let's go see the new Harry Potter movie.
That's what I read.
No, I didn't read the details, but it said, woke.
Woke, woke, woke.
Harry Potter, oh no, Magical Beast or Fantastical Beast.
Fuck them.
Fuck all this shit.
They need to go down.
Everybody needs to stop watching this shit,
like Marvel comics and all that.
Gay everything, gay everything.
We don't care.
Suck a dick, don't suck a dick.
Yes, but don't throw it in our faces.
Please don't throw it in my face.
They could have made Dumbledore a completely asexual.
They could have showed a woman, a man,
or any love life for Dumbledore.
And it would have been perfectly fine.
Unbelievable.
So now they made him queer.
So wait a second.
So, the author, I wonder how the actors feel about that.
I wonder how the author feels about that.
She said, well, I don't know.
But the thing that she has said is there's only two genders.
That's right, she is adamantly anti-transgender.
Yeah, well.
But I don't know if she's anti-gay.
I mean, making Dumbledore gay is,
she had to have been involved in that decision.
No, maybe not.
I mean, they're ostracizing her big time
for her stance on transgender.
Well, the Twitter mob is.
But if she owns the rights to Dumbledore,
Fantastic Beasts, and all that,
Right?
Don't give her a fucking story.
She has to have a say in that.
Unless she sold it, and then she doesn't.
And again, we're talking about
what percentage of the United States?
Three.
Three to five, I guess.
Three to five percent.
Really?
Really, we're changing everything we watch.
Everything we watch on TV.
TV shows, movies, everything.
We're changing everything to cater to.
So there should be a criteria.
To cater to five percent of the country.
We're gonna have five percent of the material out there
that should be woke.
Leave the rest alone.
No, no.
I'm not okay with that.
It needs to be a natural thing.
I don't care, but he started off as not being gay.
It was nondescript, he didn't know.
Well, but still.
That's what I mean, they should have just kept it as a.
It should have been the same thing all the way through.
Yeah, he should have just been a character.
It doesn't matter.
So who's his boyfriend?
He just said, I don't know, he just said the other guy.
So the bad guy in, I guess, maybe?
I don't know.
And again, I know my comments are gonna be
misconstrued to I'm anti-gay.
I'm actually not.
I'm not anti-gay.
I just don't want it thrown in our faces.
I don't want it exceptionally normalized.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Exceptionally, I'm not even gonna say over normalized.
I'm gonna say exceptionally normalized.
That's crazy.
There was no reason for us to see it.
Live your life like you said, Sean.
Live your life, have your partner, do your thing.
I will never judge you.
It's not my place to judge you.
I'm a Christian, right?
So I'm not allowed to hate.
I am not allowed to hate.
And I think most gays are like that.
Yes.
It's the very vocal.
It is.
Twitter mob and the guilty white elites
who wanna push this agenda.
And maybe that's what's killing Netflix.
Because I will tell you, there is not a show.
And it's not like we stop watching the show.
Like we start watching the show and oh my God,
here's a homosexual relationship.
We're not gonna watch that.
We don't do that.
But I will promise you, every single show we watch
has that.
Has a homosexual relationship.
Every single one.
Correct.
And we're like, we just look at each other
and we're like, roll our eyes.
Not like-
We do the same thing.
Yeah, not like we're not supportive of it,
but it's like, again, thrown in our faces.
Like it's pushed to an extreme.
So it should be, if the percentages go,
you have 10 shows, two should have it in there.
Yep, agreed.
Two to three.
Agreed.
Not every single one.
And it doesn't mean that because we don't make it
80% of the relationships in the show
that we're not supportive.
It doesn't mean that.
No.
It doesn't mean that we're unsupportive.
All right, so it says here,
Dumbledore's queerness was a surprise.
Not an unwelcome one.
Yeah, think.
It was only, it did seem to be the,
in the text, all six, seven volumes of it.
But then Rollins said something
that called her motives into question.
If I'd known it would make you so happy,
I would have announced it years ago.
It could not be, it could no longer be about just the story,
but in an attempt to cash in on identity retroactively
to retcon Dumbledore.
I think she caved.
Yeah, retconning is an abbreviation of the phrase
retroactive continuity.
She was taking so much heat for this transgender shit
that she said, okay, fuck it, Dumbledore is gay.
Correct.
I 100% believe that.
Even though there was no mention, no hint,
no alluding to anything.
No reason to even disclose it.
Unfortunately, Rollins did not resurrect Dumbledore
or Severus Snape in her retconning.
But instead tweeted out the Nagini,
the giant snake in the Harry Potter universe
comes from the Indonesia myth of Naga.
Indian writer Amish Trimpathi corrected her that
the Naga is a story of Indian origin, bitch.
Rollins was reacting to criticism of the film casting
of an Asian actor to play Nagini
in her human form of a super,
super-superviate role.
She cannot win.
Well, you know what?
She could have won by shutting the fuck up.
No, but here we go on the fucking snake.
Really?
She says it's Indonesian, but an Indian person played it.
I mean, really?
Shut the fuck up.
This whole, this whole like.
And can you really tell the difference
between an Indonesian and Indian?
Yeah, I can actually, because I lived there for five years.
But the point is, that's not the point.
It's not the point.
Do you know how many, how different Indians look in India?
South, east, west, north?
You have all kinds of flavors.
It's really.
It's amazing, an amazing amount of flavors.
It's facial features, it's color of skin,
it's texture of skin.
Absolutely.
I mean, right down to the feet.
Even within the country of India is incredibly diverse.
I mean, people talk about, oh, he's from the north.
He's from the east, he's from the west.
And they say it in a friendly way,
but I'm thinking to myself, not so friendly.
Well, I tell you what.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, it's a division thing.
There's big discrimination.
Yeah, big time.
And we've talked about this
when we were part of a bigger corporation
and the whole George Floyd thing happened
and we need to eliminate any kind of prejudice
and make sure racism does not exist in our company.
And I had the question in my mind that,
okay, I understand that.
Are you going to apply that for the Associates in India?
Are you gonna apply that to the Associates in Mexico?
In any other country that we have?
Or are you just gonna force that
on the American Associates that you have?
Because I can promise you,
skin shades in both of those countries,
very dramatically.
Correct, and I talk-
In both Mexico and India.
Well, I talked to my team in Mexico
about this.
And it was just me and my managers.
And I had a frank conversation with them.
I was like, you know, this is,
anyone we work with,
I don't think there's any prejudice or anything like that.
He goes, but, I don't remember who it was.
It may have been both of them said,
yeah, racism is very strong in Mexico.
Absolutely, every country in the world.
Because the indigenous people of Mexico
are the lowest class in Mexico.
The people that look like the Aztecs, the Indians,
the true Mexican people are the lowest class.
And he goes, a lot of people are very prejudiced
and it's very class-based more than anything.
Even worse in India.
Yeah.
The caste system, right?
Yeah, the caste system in India.
The caste system on top of skin color.
Yeah.
Like, it's a double whammy.
And it's almost like, you know,
you wanna ask the question,
it hasn't come up again,
but will these new corporate guidelines
apply to the caste system in India?
They can't touch it with a 10-foot pole.
You know, it's interesting-
No way.
I see, there's a lot of,
I mean, for black people, for example, in the United States,
I mean, there are a variety of black people.
And I kinda-
Yeah, for sure.
You have true people from Africa,
like from Nigeria, and Uganda, and all that stuff.
But they look different, too.
I mean, it's like, well, I'm African,
and you have this one guy that's African,
and he looks like a regular United States citizen.
Well- Typical one.
Well, Elon Musk is African.
Well, I'm talking about black people.
Black people.
Yes, he's from South Africa, right?
He was born there?
Oh, right, okay.
He's not African?
Yeah, it is, but-
Yeah, but that doesn't, that's not a race.
It seems like it's not fair, right?
But that's not a race.
So you can't say-
What about Egypt?
They're from Africa.
Yeah, and they're very light-skinned.
Are they African-American?
Well, I mean, what do you put on the-
What do you put on the-
Mauritian and Moroccan, very light-skinned.
Well, what do they put on the racial criteria?
I mean, do you put that on-
That's what I mean.
Pan-American?
That's exactly what we're talking about.
It's so, it's bullshit, it's all bullshit.
The Lebanese, right?
From Lebanon.
What a great point.
I don't think I've ever rationalized that.
African-American.
Africa is so incredibly diverse in skin color
and in culture.
It's all over the place.
It is all over the place.
Does it only include the middle of Africa?
So I can promise you, north of the Sahara Desert,
very light-skinned.
Very light-skinned?
A lot of it is because they had-
You would think they're from Middle East, I'm sorry.
Correct.
I mean, you talk about north,
on the north side of Africa.
Absolutely, like Morocco?
And that's because they've had tons of the white slaves
that were brought down that never sold
and ended up living there.
Well, whatever.
And even the English folk in the early 1900s
migrated down there and continued to stay in North Africa.
Indiana Jones, right?
Indiana Jones.
Well, perfect example, Indiana Jones and his son.
I wouldn't think about that.
Crystal skulls, yeah.
Wow, that's some crazy stuff.
The point is, we try to generalize.
We try to generalize-
You cannot generalize Africa.
Yeah, I know.
You try to generalize and cram these people
into certain categories.
It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't.
Our producer cuts us off
because it's about closing time here.
Is it really already?
What is this bourbon that he brought out?
I just told you it's-
Yeah, but I didn't hear you.
Old Dominique.
But what is it?
It's a bourbon.
It's a bourbon whiskey.
I don't know, we've had it.
But where'd it come from?
Why is it in here?
It's just-
Ha, ha, ha.
You just keistered it and just walked in here?
Yeah, yeah.
So, okay, so to recap, I looked at my glass.
It was empty.
I powdered.
Yeah, I got that.
Hold on, I powdered, and the next thing I heard
is this giant sucking sound.
Well, I heard this.
And all of a sudden, he pulled the bottle out.
And then there was this bottle.
Ah!
But it was square.
So I'm like, how'd you fit a square in a round hole?
Listen, I'm not gonna wipe it or sniff it,
but it's beautiful.
It's a beautiful square bottle with a red label.
Does it taste good?
And it tastes amazing, thank you.
So what's the proof on it?
I don't know where you pulled it from.
It's 100 proof, isn't it?
Oh, it's 100 proof.
But still, where'd it come from?
Do you really wanna know?
Is that a bottle that we sampled?
Put it on the fucking chair.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, I had it sitting there
because I knew he would want more.
Did we sample that before?
Yes.
I don't recall.
Well, do you want to say it again?
It's one that Paul bought.
Well, unfortunately, I've got a full glass because-
Well, then down it and sample.
I'll fall asleep as it is, man.
Okay, well then.
Hey, look, I gotta have a shout out before this show ends.
Happy birthday, Rob.
Yes, I hope Rob listens to this.
Happy birthday, Steven.
We're trying to get caught up.
We got 420.
Which, by the way, you're doing an amazing job.
Thank you, Jeff, for closing those last four podcasts.
100%.
I did the first episode of the next one,
which Rob, the first one Rob's on.
Oh, good.
He will love that.
Yeah.
That will be his birthday present.
Yeah, so I'll try to get that done tomorrow
and get it posted.
Yeah.
When you, something about cutting around the aims
or something?
Yeah, that was, I don't know what that was all about.
I didn't say that, Rob said that.
Oh, Rob said that.
So, okay.
Well, you know, he is a dentist.
I'm looking for some folk that wanna join us
out of the Thunderbird for the third Tuesday of every month
to do some adult skating.
That sounded gay.
That sounded,
That was the gayest thing I've said in the next few years.
That sounded very gay.
That is exceptionally gay.
Nonetheless, rollerblading is in for me
and I'm going to continue the trend
because I'll tell you what, I feel,
It's good exercise.
I did it last night and I'll tell you,
the first time I went out there, it was horrible.
I felt very, last night.
Oh, you got some moves.
Now you got some moves.
I think I broke my wheels a little bit.
Now the younger crowds looking at you
and they're like, who is this dude, man?
They're gonna be TikToking you going,
look at this little bad movement.
Yeah, this guy's got some wheels.
All right, it's 420, celebrate the earth, be happy.
God bless, dudes like us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
Good night, guys.