That was my birthday present. That was that's your fault. It's an $800 bottle of bourbon.
But it's okay he's got a welt on his head for it. Yeah, Sean threw the box at me.
Sean just showed his super unathleticism. Ridiculous zero athleticism. He threw a box
of bourbon or a box that had a bottle of bourbon in it. Do you want to know what that
reminded me of? Right at Chuck's face. That reminded me of... It hit the guest. That reminded
me of Barack Obama throwing the opening pitch. Did he miss? No, not just Barack Obama. It
was so bad. You don't remember that? No, Dr. Fauci pitch. Oh, I haven't seen that one.
Did Trump pitch? Oh, that one looked good. No, I don't think he did. Trump just drove
the limo around the... Mr. Producer, let's open with that. Show me a video of Barack
Obama throwing out the opening pitch. And then we'll compare it to... Donald Trump did
pitch, but I don't believe it was with his presidency. I think it was just being Donald
Trump. And he still did it. Yeah, whatever clip we have of people throwing pitches. Oh,
he did it. Do you remember when they showed George W. And then Barack Obama. Yeah. They
showed the two of them back to back and it was just like so pathetic. Because he pitched
for Yale. Did Bush did? Yeah. No, no shit. Yeah. I know that. Oh, we got to see a video
of this. It's so bad. No, it's not Fauci bad. It's bad. They had the actual video. Here
we go. Here we go. Barack Obama and throws us the first pitch at the Nationals home opener.
He's got a socks, ball cap, and a national shirt. Yeah, because he's from Chicago. The
44th president of the United States... You don't cross-pollinate sports teams....will
throw it out the ceremonial... Was that booze? No, I think they are booze. No, they are booze
to me. Booze. That sounds like booze to me....and the commissioner of Major League Baseball,
Bud Saler. Oh, I'm hearing booze. Man, that is very exciting....will be our baseman, Ryan
Zimmerman. And he's supposed to be some like... He plays like basketball all the time. After
seeing this video, I was like, no, he doesn't. And he's a southpaw. They're booing the shit
out of him. I think they booed him because you put the socks on. He's laughing like camel
till hairs. Yeah, why would he do that? He's at the National Stadium. He's a lefty. That
explains everything. Oh my God, he almost hit the mascot. You think he would have practiced
this. All right. Okay. I would have. To be fair, I was hoping that would... To be fair.
He... It was okay. Oh, there's Ronald Reagan. Who does this like boo? That was Ronald Reagan.
It was not Fauci bad. Let's watch Reagan. Reagan probably kicked ass. He probably did.
Hey, everybody. Ronald Reagan, the president of the United States. Hey, if the moon was
made of cheese, would you eat it? Hello, hot dog. Hey, try a hot dog. It comes our honor
to present the president of the United States throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. I
don't hear any boo's. A great hand to the president of the United States. Yeah, I'm
not hearing any boo's. He's settled on a free ball. All right, so after this, I want to
watch two more. And it's... I definitely want to watch Donald Trump throw and George Bush.
You got to throw in Fauci. I'm going to watch Fauci as well. I think he's bad. I think we
got to watch him. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think he's bad.
I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. That's so funny. But here it is.
We got Fouchi Bush and Trump. Yeah, you got to get Fauci out there. I can't believe they
invited Fauci out there.
That's so ridiculous.
That should kill you right there.
Have you not seen it?
Was he in a mask?
No.
I bet they were selling Fauci dolls.
Oh, he's in a mask.
Of course he's in a mask.
Fool.
God.
Okay.
You remind me of Brandon when he said that.
That's like him at the Nationals game.
Oh my God.
And look at him.
He hit the cameraman.
All right, do it again.
Do it again.
He almost, he threw it into the dugout.
Let's go.
Go back a little bit farther.
What an idiot.
Dr. Fauci.
Dr. Fauci steps up to the plate.
He did not play sports as a kid.
He was not even in the vicinity of the plate.
Give him the heater.
And clearly his penis was stuck to his leg.
Anthony Fauci.
Anthony Fauci sucks at baseball.
Maybe it was because of the mask he couldn't get the oxygen to his muscles.
All right, go with George W.
I think that's exactly what it was.
Oh, W2001.
Oh, we got Trump and then we're finished here.
Oh yeah, we got Trump too.
All right.
For some reason this is, this is just a sign of Trump.
I don't think I've ever seen Trump throw a bat.
This is just a sign of manhood.
If you can throw it like, you know, like a real man does.
Well, it's just, you know, I think it's important because I, yeah, I guess you're right.
Please welcome back Senator's pitcher, Joe Gersenda.
I don't know if this is the right one because it was the, it was the 2001.
I think it was a Yankees.
Cause it was a World Series.
For tonight.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah, that's good.
This is right after 9-11.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And he zipped a fastball that would have baffled most hitters.
Yeah, he's got the fire department of New York City's jacket on.
FDNY, yep.
And what could, and he's body went back in too.
They made a, they made a pitcher's rubber for the president and he's like, nope, nope.
That's a strike, bro.
It even had a curve in it.
I don't know if you saw that, but.
Well, he used to be part owner of the Rangers.
Yeah, that was, that was the man.
He absolutely did, didn't he?
I think that was the manliest one right there for sure.
Oh yeah.
He just walked up like, don't, got this.
What's next?
That's awesome.
I think he was probably told, get up there and come back.
Oh, perfect strike.
It is.
All right, we're going to do Donald Trump and we're going to, we're going to take this
dudes like us into the show where we're going to start talking about, we're going to continue
talking about some little bit of politics.
The Texas.
I don't think there is a Donald Trump.
I don't think he ever did.
No, there is.
There is one.
Opening pitch.
We got to get past the kid rock stuff and the Jared Kushner stuff.
It was an older one.
Donald Trump pitched baseball.
Well, opening pitch.
Should have done it.
Well, I don't know.
I know he's done one.
There we go.
I've seen it.
I don't see here.
Maybe Google deleted it.
Well, they're just trying to keep the white man down.
Yeah, because it was better trying to keep the white man.
Where's Joe Biden throwing a.
I think the algorithm suppressed it.
Oh, there's no way Biden could do this.
He'd fall over.
Oh, there you hold on.
He's got he's got a ball.
Just throw that a little bit.
Oh, he's playing catch.
Wait, he says won't be able to throw the first pitch.
No, because he's wearing like a Dodgers.
He's wearing a hat, a jacket and everything.
It was an older one.
This was like from like the nineties.
Okay.
Well, he wings it to many like goes in there and just like
right in there.
Suck it.
I wonder if they deleted right there left.
You know, we don't really don't see some of these.
Got a paywall because Jeff Bezos needs more money.
Yeah, fuck it.
You know, whatever.
But the bottom line is that he does throw it.
But that's just an example of of Google and these other big
tech companies just trying to downplay the folks that
actually make a difference.
Right.
And you know, it just we were talking about, you know,
speaking of YouTube and what they do.
We've got Mark Marco Rubio, for example.
He was this earlier this month.
He was questioning in Congress whether in Ethiopia in your
crime, your crane had biotech labs there.
So he was questioning the Iranian Victoria Newland,
Victoria Newland.
She is I don't recall her actual title.
Maybe it does, but I can't read it.
Secretary of Bio.
Yeah, something like that.
But anyways, she says what she does secretary of state for
political affairs.
So anyways, during this Congress meeting, it's a made up group.
They it was about an hour and a half, two hours long.
And Marco Rubio is drilling her in is asking her questions.
And much to his surprise, she answers the question positive.
She's like, yeah, we have biotech labs in Ukraine right now.
In fact, not only do we have biotech labs there, we are
nervous and anxious that Russians are going to are going to
get them.
And we are currently working.
Yeah.
And we are currently working with the Ukrainians to secure
all 30 labs.
And apparently didn't get the memo that you're supposed to
lie about everything.
So she's supposed to be on everything.
And then if you think that Marco Rubio wasn't given that
question ahead of time, then maybe think again.
But he knew what to ask and she knew what to answer.
Correct.
It's really well, she dead now.
The Clintons killer.
Now she woke up in the trunk of somebody's car on the bottom of
a lake choked on a grape.
She's a test subject to those bio lab.
Right.
So anyways, so on what big tech has done is they are suppressing
that information.
And people are complaining, well, hey, I want to see the I want
to see that that Congress session.
All right.
Well, those Congress sessions are widely available on YouTube.
Just Google it.
And sure enough, it pops up during that little 12 minute
stretch where she's on the stand is completely gone.
So the Congress starts the opening.
And when she gets up on the stands, there's a picture of a
White House and there's 12 minutes of blank of a picture of
a White House audio.
They went to bar screen.
Not even the bar screen.
It was just a picture of the White House.
Waving.
It could have been Joe Biden with this with the bird
shitting on him.
You know, no, we all saw that though.
Like the cat's out of the bag.
OK, like, well, I mean, but I wonder if it's if it's out
there anywhere else, not for the average American.
You can't Google it.
You can find it on a day.
They found there was a Russian.
There was a Russian rumble.
Probably has it.
Yeah.
But well, there was there was a Russian site.
It wasn't the United States side that you can find it on.
So they scrubbed it clean.
Now they're trying to keep it away.
What the bottom?
God, it's just disgusting.
Yeah.
You know, it's disgusting.
And they're just trying to keep the people ignorant.
And it's become so normalized now.
People don't even react to it anymore because most people
don't even realize it.
So the story the story is we had bio labs in the states
and people were like NIMBY, not my backyard.
And so we said, where can we move them to do these
testings on whatever, whatever bats, beagles, Ukraine,
Ukraine being the state that they are.
Raise their hand and said us.
And so we now fund bio labs in Ukraine because we didn't
want them in Los Cruces, New Mexico or, you know,
whatever, Nevada, right?
Las Cruces.
Yeah.
But you have control over there, though.
Russia's document invade Arizona.
Well, we didn't really think Russia was going to invade.
Yeah.
But there's a higher possibility to that happen in anything
happening here in the states.
I think that this is something that just manifested
and got out of control.
Yeah.
I mean, it ties right into Wuhan in that we're outsourcing
things that are dangerous, but we want to look into
and then also get out of control and also it's easier
to outsource it and not have the liability of something
to go wrong in the lab.
I mean, you know, I mean, do you want to Galveston?
You went to North Carolina or do you want it in freaking
Keith?
I'd rather have it in Keith.
Yeah.
Well, it's just like what's the difference between that
and a nuclear plant?
I think we're all for nuclear power, right?
Yeah.
And everybody goes NIMBY, you know?
Because you only have one.
I mean, nuclear plant is like, all right, well,
if there's a nuclear fallout, then that's one thing.
Well, no, you have to have one.
Not one nuclear plant is going to do the whole country.
You'd have one nuclear plant that's going to do
southern Texas.
They should have more nuclear plants in the United States.
I agree.
I think it's absolutely criminal that they're not.
But it's just as scary if that melts down.
Fault lines?
Yeah.
Right.
I mean, if that melts down, that's a catastrophe.
We've seen two of them, right?
We've seen...
Three Mile Island.
Well, that was three, OK?
Three Mile, which is not Chernobyl.
And Fukushima.
What the Fukushima is going on over there?
I cannot believe.
With all those three were old-gen nuclear plants.
Right.
Fourth-gen nuclear plants actually use their waste
as energy.
So...
All right.
This is...
It's Wednesday.
This is the second half of the show.
This is Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
And I'm guest host Chuck.
Chuck.
Chuckster.
Yeah, bless.
Chuck spilled the fucking glass of the four roses
my birthday, Brad.
Two of the roses.
Not all four.
It was a good gallon.
And you know what?
Paul is, like, significantly quiet over here.
What the hell's going on?
He kind of is a little quiet.
Well, when it spilled?
No, no.
Just in general.
I was stunned.
I was...
You're not the foil.
Here's what's going on.
I'm William Putin.
Paul has a procedure tomorrow.
You can blame Putin.
Paul has a procedure tomorrow.
They're going to insert something in his ass.
You know, it's not an ass...
Oh, your knee.
That's right.
He's having a bris.
There's some knee issues.
So they said you can sample some drinks, but you can't really drink.
So Paul is light on the alcohol tonight.
I'm going low key on the alcohol, but I'm not loquacious.
You're just...
You're loquacious.
You're taking it all in.
Yeah, how about that?
You're figuring out, God, this podcast really isn't really all that.
Gee, when you're sober, this podcast really just isn't all that.
Really?
I'm way more obnoxious when I'm buzzing up.
Yes.
All right.
Well, I can...
I can fake it.
If you want me to be, I can fake it.
I'll just use it.
Step it up, Paul.
Yeah.
What the hell?
All right, I'll try.
Chuck's picking up your slack goods.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Boons all over the place.
At your rate, you're going to be definitely way more obnoxious than I am.
Well, I'm on my way.
Well, Chuck...
Cross your fingers.
Look, Chuck had a difficult night tonight.
I don't want to rehash the whole HOA shit there.
I mean, we're going to talk about more politics on this, but Chuck had to go to an annual
meeting tonight, and he's leaning on his vice president, me, and to be there, but I'm a
lame duck.
I don't give a fuck.
No.
Like I said, I'm like Ricky Gervais.
I don't care.
I'm not going to ask me back.
This is the last time I'm going to be here.
Right?
I'm not coming back.
So you're throwing baby Yoda slams out there, huh?
No, well, Chuck handled it.
You know?
He took the break for 30 minutes, or an hour, or however long it was.
God, what a douche.
And you survived a very tense meeting with very tense votes and people complaining.
Little over an hour meeting with my neighbors.
Yeah.
And you survived a tense vote and you were re-elected.
But it was one gentleman out of the whole group that was really angry, right?
Yes, he was an angry neighbor and shouting at the clouds in the sky.
Was there anybody else that was disgruntled?
You know, everybody had their problems.
I want the pool to open.
Yeah, I want the pool.
I want tile in the pool.
Yeah, but was this one guy like amping up the crowd?
Was he getting everybody kind of riled up?
Do you have a bullhorn?
Yeah, yeah.
He had signs.
Someone's walking.
He comes behind him.
He's cheering.
He was blocking the street.
Denny Crane.
Keep moving, people.
Was he in blackface?
Wow.
Where did that come from?
Adding a little more controversy.
It's just dramatic.
Like, he was already tense.
He is from California.
Yeah, you didn't have to add more stuff to that.
Chill out there, Jimmy Kimmel.
And even if he did, he's from California and a liberal, so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's a right frame.
Who was the governor that did that?
Northam or North?
There's another Northam in Virginia.
Yeah, he did that.
Well, he got away with it.
Was he the blackface or was he the guy in the KKK uniform?
Well, you don't know.
Which one's better?
You don't know.
Yeah, how do you as a publicist?
I would say the blackface is better than the KKK.
As a PR team, how do you spin them?
And the plausible deniability.
I don't know which one I was.
Well, you were one or the other.
How about just being completely honest and saying, I was so shitfaced, I had no idea
which one I was.
I would have said, hey, look, I was the guy in the KKK outfit, but honestly, I thought
I was wearing the, what is the?
They told me I was a chef.
No, they told me I was the marshmallow man.
I was the Mr. State Puff marshmallow man.
And I was so shitfaced, I didn't know anything.
Was it a coned head?
Yeah, Pono was before 1992 or whenever Ghostbusters came out.
By the way, I've got a bump to pick on the last episode I heard, which was theme songs
from 80s and 90s TV shows, right?
You didn't bring up Magna Pi to the very, very end, and there's no mention of Miami
Vice.
We need to do it again.
And no, Duke's Hazard.
We missed a lot.
We did.
I'm screaming at the, I'm old man screaming at the.
We talked about Daisy Dukes.
Now, we need to do a part two of that because we did miss a lot.
Well, keep in mind, we used to ad-lib it.
It's not like we prepped for that, right?
So we were just thinking of whatever came to our minds, right?
Yeah, but I'm like.
It's like, you stupid sons of bitches, why don't you get your shit together?
Do a little homework.
Say Magna Pi.
There we go.
Say Magna Pi.
I feel like I'm at an HOA meeting.
And then we came at the very end.
Oh, by the way, end of Magna Pi.
Easy there, Jesse.
Chill.
Hey, Uncle Jesse.
Call me Uncle Jesse.
I think that's great.
I think we need to start including that into our podcast.
Uncle Jesse?
Just, you know what?
Because we know what it is, and if he ever hears this podcast, he'll know what it is.
He's dead.
Uncle Jesse?
Oh, talking about the guy that was disruptive at the HOA meeting.
OK, thanks.
Oh, really?
Nobody can pick up on that?
Fair enough.
Wow.
All right.
We're not using last name.
We'll do a part two of theme songs.
We were on Californian People for a Dollar hanging out at HOA's.
In Blackface.
Yeah, Blackface took us in a whole new direction there.
Jeff, thanks a lot.
All right.
So we were talking about Ukraine.
We were talking about the biotech labs.
We were talking about the Victoria Newland that was that the Mungo Rubio.
And then the big tech had totally blanked that out on their format and their platform,
which is bullshit.
And it's not, it's a trend and you're like, all right, well, we expect that.
Right.
So, but I mean, that doesn't make it right.
And I think the fact that Elon Musk is taking part with Twitter and I think he's going to
have some influence and start to not necessarily give more to the Republicans, but at least
I'm going to use the Fox to make it at least a little bit more fair and balanced.
I'm just hoping he kind of riles up the world to be a little more, to find the censorship
a little more offensive.
Yeah.
It sounds like that's what he's doing.
Yeah.
And rightfully so.
He's already increased the stock by what, 10%?
20 something percent.
20%?
That's incredible.
I should say something.
Yeah, he just made himself like $5 billion overnight just by owning stock.
He should dump it all.
And he could.
Yeah.
Like, as someone who's been just in an HLA meeting in the last three hours, like, say
what you're going to say.
I'm not going to tell you, not going to say what you're going to say, but I may have an
open and honest debate with you, but like, say what you're going to say.
What's on your mind?
Tell me.
And that's what Twitter ought to be, is say what's on your mind.
You don't want to be censored after you say it.
Especially if you're spot on.
We're going to suppress this and promote that.
No, that's BS.
So the DEWAC with Donald Trump, I mean, this is high hopes I'm hoping for.
Is that, not necessarily, I don't even know where the stock is right now, but the hope
is, is that that platform will eventually develop and we'll have something to battle
with.
We'll have something to battle with Facebook with.
It'll be more Twitterish than Facebook.
It is Twitterish.
Yeah, so it's a month and a half behind launch at this point, right?
It's supposed to be end of February.
But that's all right.
I mean, you know, we'll see what happens.
Yeah, I'm not going to throw in the towel.
I've got a lot invested.
You've already sold out.
Yeah, I had to.
I had to sell out.
But right now I'm 50% down.
Right.
Yeah, 49, I think I bought it at 90 something.
There's no benefit for you to dump it unless you know it's going to go to zero.
Then you dump it now, but who knows, right?
But at this point...
I think when it does turn on, it's going to go nowhere but up.
Yeah, it will turn on.
And you know what?
This is what they call investments.
You know, sometimes you lose.
And I'm at a point now where I'm just, I'm dug in.
I'm dug in.
If it goes down to 10, I'm still not selling.
So I haven't because I've signed up.
The one thing I'm disappointed with, and I didn't know this, and I think we mentioned
it last time, is there's no Android app yet.
I didn't realize that.
It's strictly Apple.
Yeah.
I mentioned it last time.
On what?
The D-Wac?
Yeah.
Truth.
There's no Android app yet.
Interesting.
So you can't sign up for it yet.
So I am.
I'm number 401,000.
Yeah.
I've been 250,000 for like a month and a half.
Don't expect that number to change.
Yeah.
There's a refresh here.
It does nothing.
No, don't.
Yeah.
It'll just vibrate your phone and then you go, oh, same number.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
They're working people in as they like launch servers, but I have yet to see any progress
at all.
And the top two people of truth or social quit.
Yeah.
That's why the stock.
That was a bad look for the stock.
Oh, that's why the stock crumbled, right?
It went down 70 to 45.
Yes, we'll said that Donald Trump has not posted anything yet on it.
Why didn't I even think it was up?
What are you saying?
No, it's up.
There are some people that up for about a quarter million people, right?
The damn bongeenos of the world, the people that were beta testing it, the people that
people that got in first.
Right.
It's up for a, you know, right, a portion of the people.
They have a dedicated to it, but there's no shared server farm that's intercontinental.
It's just like some sort of local server.
Here's the thing is AWS is not going to host them.
You know, they're not going to stand up servers for them.
They're not going to do that.
They've got to stand up their own servers.
Well, they're probably using another hosting company.
Well, you know, in where and well, who knows?
That's the whole thing is that you've got people like you, Elon Musk, that he can he
can harvest these or he can get these server farms up and running.
Sure.
I don't understand why they don't do it.
Twitter's already got the infrastructure, you know?
But fuck Twitter.
And you know what?
Well, you know what?
Maybe that's what he's trying to do.
Maybe he's trying to fuck Twitter.
Exactly.
Well, he can't make them do that.
But yeah, we'll see.
Well, he's on the board.
He can do whatever he wants.
He's not on the board.
Yeah, but still.
He's got a majority.
I mean, he's got more shares than anybody else.
I mean, he has influence to push the board in a certain direction if they ask him.
And they probably will since he's the largest shareholder.
But he doesn't vote on anything.
He doesn't he doesn't control anything.
Well, other than influence board decision.
Well, I also heard I think I said this last time is the largest shareholder last year,
which had four percent, is is the one who forced the creator of Twitter to quit or to
resign.
Oh, all right.
I mean, you know, the Dorsi, Dorsi, Dorsi, Dorsi quit.
Well, he was forced out.
Prague's a new guy.
Well, he forced out and Prague took over because the guy who had the majority, not the majority,
but the highest, which was four percent, forced him out.
And because he owned the highest share now, I think he was looking for twice that twice
that.
Yeah.
So he was on the way out looking for way out.
He wanted to focus on Square, but, you know, Prague pushed him out.
So anyway, Dorsi was a tool anyways.
Yeah, he was very not impressed with him.
I know he's he must be smart and brilliant because he came up with these things.
But but really, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, every time I see an interview with him, he was very very unstimulated, very unimpressed
with.
I didn't like his facial hair.
It was very shitty.
Yeah, it's like a pubes.
Well, it's kind of like a Georgia outback.
Jeff was like he was like a deliverance, a deliverance beard.
It's like he he got finished with his yoga morning session and just used way too much
oil during the whatever.
What during the meetings he was having, remember he had a they were blaming him for something
in a very Leonidas beard.
He did.
What was the latest before he got he was pushed out?
What was the the big attraction they had with with Twitter?
Edit button.
Was it that it?
No, there was no dump.
That's what Elon wants.
Yeah.
What do you put?
You know, he put a poll out there that said how many of you think that Twitter should
have an edit button so you can go back and edit all your old tweets?
Correct.
And then with record of the original tweet, but then the post what you don't want to do
is delete the old tweet and then put up a new tweet and you don't have the same likes
and conversation that's happening.
Right.
Over 90 percent of the people said they want edit to come back and then he pulled the poll
off.
He like deleted the poll.
He knows.
Yeah, he was just sticking with Twitter.
That's what he's doing.
Yeah.
Well, they know the power of his trolling them.
And what I what I find amusing is I read these articles about the the Twitter workers who
are just they have to take the day off to relax, to relax and recover from that.
Elon Musk is now the largest shareholder.
Oh, they're creating safe spaces.
Yeah, they're just snowflakes.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Poor guys.
They can't handle it.
So they they they need to get away.
You know, that's tough.
You got to feel for those.
Have a mocha latte.
I mean, I know the people in Ukraine are really struggling, but really the Twitter employers,
employees.
Right.
And I did read another article that there's another company out there, Substack.
Yeah.
And the either the CEO or the head of HR posted, I think, on Twitter that all your all the
paraphrasing here, all the people that are quitting Twitter do not apply here.
Oh, that was great.
Yeah, that was great.
Awesome.
And it was a woman.
Who's a woman?
Yeah, the CEO or somebody high up in Substack.
Posted all you Twitter people that are quitting because Elon Musk is now whatever.
Do not apply here.
Basically, we don't want your weakness.
Right.
But did they really have a day off?
They were like they.
Yes, they took the day off.
They I need to take the day off to compose myself or whatever.
Recover or whatever it is.
Process this.
Oh, man.
They went into a room full of frickin.
They went to their safe space.
It was like pillows.
Well, you see, you see the footage of the Socialist Party Conference.
Rose and roses and whiskers on.
Have you seen that?
Yes, where it's so bad.
The Socialist Party Conference.
And they have rooms in this hotel that is no sound, but it's only only the TV because
people can't handle the sound.
So and they can't clap.
They have to.
They go like this.
They do jazz hands or something.
And people are like, yeah, I'm so and so he she and I want to declare my blonde hair.
Oh, that's so bad.
It's so bad classes.
It was so bad.
I'm watching these and there's like a hundred of these snippets.
I'm like, how do they get anything done?
It's like the Democratic Party platform meeting.
Yes.
When the dog bites.
Well, then you showed that then you showed that guy freaking out at some sort of meeting.
Oh, I found out that those were fake.
They are fake.
Yes.
So why is nobody else laughing around?
Because they're all in on it.
Maybe I don't know, because I because it was my friend Jeff who was sending these to me.
I was like, I was like, these have to be fake, but they're so well done.
These actors.
And he goes, yeah, they are fake.
He goes, he sent me one and it was way over the top.
It was this guy who was talking about trans and this and he was in his bathing suit and
all this stuff.
I was like, oh, yeah, this is this is definitely.
Remember, what I what we cued me in on it is that the woman that was sitting there wasn't
like making like she wasn't smirking or laughing like a normal human would be like with big
eyes or something.
Right.
And she was just stone faced.
Right.
Listening.
I think that's what she was stoned.
Well, that told me she's like, you know, this is a this is she's an actress.
Right.
So what are you watching?
A Kamala Harris space video?
Any chance?
The what?
The Kamala Harris space video.
Oh, with the kids with the kids.
Oh, yeah.
So bad.
We saw a little clip of that, didn't we?
Yeah.
Well, they paid the actors.
Yes.
Little kid actors.
So cringe.
You could go to space and walk on the moon.
I wonder how many tapes they had to do.
And those are all actors.
They were all actors.
And he won't get off the sound of music.
I'm just telling you, this is that's all I hear when I hear people come out snowflake
dancing. These are a few of my favorite things.
I do this.
This is what happens when when these woke folk come out.
It's just like, what planet are you from?
I mean, it's like you are you're you're you're frolicking in a meadow somewhere on the Appalachian
Mountains.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
I just think there I think there's just children.
They just never grew up and they're not they don't want accountability.
They don't want responsibility.
They want to be catered and pampered.
They're children.
And it's the kids that are in college now.
And I think some of them are out of college that got the participation trophy.
Right.
We don't keep score.
They never lost anything.
And you came in eighth place out of eighth.
But here here's a trophy.
There you go.
No, you lost.
You don't get anything.
Right.
You suck.
And you know what?
Don't come out.
And I hate to say it.
My boys quit.
And I hate to say it.
My boys got trophies for coming in second place.
And you melted it in the backyard.
I have a smelter out back.
They're like, but dad, I work so hard.
You know what?
I was on the swim team and you know, they had first, second and third places.
That's it.
Be by a girl, though.
Yeah.
Her name is John.
Hi, my name is John.
Yeah.
Or hi, my name is Barbara.
Hey, but it didn't say second place on there.
It said something else.
Right.
It did not.
First, if you want to say that when Steven was running a track, there's a first place,
second place, third place.
And you get a ribbon all the way down the way.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
All the way down to eighth place, you get a shit brown ribbon if you got eighth place.
There's nothing wrong with first, second and third, in my opinion.
I mean, that's what the Olympics are, man.
Gold, silver, bronze.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Right.
But past that.
Yeah.
There's no participation, bro.
You came in eighth place out of eighth.
If you don't win a medal in the Olympics, what participation thing do you get?
I don't think you get anything.
Laid.
Yeah.
That's pretty powerful.
Yeah.
Or hanging out in the village.
Or a vagina dam.
Yeah.
I'm not saying what kind of laid you got.
I like what you said.
Go on.
Yeah.
Vaginal dam.
That's another.
I want you to explain that a little bit.
Mr. Producer, look up vaginal dam.
Vaginal dam.
Jesus.
Actually, make sure it's pics.
That's my son over there.
We want to look at pics of an inserted vaginal dam.
Right.
Actually, don't.
I'm kidding.
No.
It's a birth control.
It's spelled D-A-M-M.
No, do it.
It's a vaginal.
Oh, so are you talking about U-E-D?
It's a birth control.
I was about to say, what, a U-I-D?
What is it?
Uterine UID?
Internal Uterine.
I-U-D.
Diaphragm or whatever.
I-U-D is something that blows up vehicles.
No, I-E-D.
Look at the vaginal dam.
Oh, my bad.
That could be vaginas.
It's an actual birth control thing.
I'm talking about.
Is it a small little guy that sits inside the uterus and like when the sperm comes in
and it's all.
It's more like a sheet of saran wrap.
Well, it's similar to the I-U-D, which is an interuterine device or whatever it is.
Vaginal rings.
Oh, yeah.
Vaginal rings.
Condoms, caps, and dams.
Is that for her pleasure?
Barrier method.
So it puts a barrier in between you and their uterus.
Nice.
As your swimmers just go bam, bam, bam, slamming against that.
Yeah.
Talk about the Iron Dome.
Wow.
It's the Vaginal Iron Dome.
She's like the fuckers out of the sky.
You're shooting your mini gun at it.
Wow.
Blocking it.
Like an A-10.
Oh, my God.
Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
Yeah.
What a wonderful visual image of.
Yeah, dental damage, another thing.
Dental damage?
All right, so you know what?
Dental damage.
All right, so anyways, the guys that.
Goddamn.
That they didn't win, you know, fourth, fifth, et cetera, for the Olympics.
When they came home, did they have at least a participation piece of paper?
I mean, what did they get?
I wonder if they get like a certificate that I competed in the Olympics.
This last Olympics, I think they got Corona.
Yeah, that's what they got.
It actually would.
So, okay, so you remember when the.
The hippie, simple date.
The Thomas.
The guy?
Yeah, the guy.
Who beat the women.
He was competing, right?
And then he tied with the girl in fifth place.
Oh yeah.
Correct.
And there was a fifth place, either a ribbon or trophy.
Yeah, they tied.
Yeah, they let him.
Yeah.
Carry the fifth place.
And her carry the sixth place, even though they got the exact same time.
The natural woman got sixth.
And she's like, hey, we tied.
Right.
Like, oh, just do it.
Yeah.
This is what needs to happen.
Almost sound like Harry Perry.
So.
So because that tells me that they do.
It's bullshit.
And this stuff, it's this is going to fester into something that's going to be super ugly.
Well, yeah.
And you're talking about the transgender thing.
But yes, I don't disagree.
What I'm saying is if they were fussing about who gets fifth and who gets sixth, that tells
me that in all of these races and competition and even in the Olympics, they probably do
recognize things past third.
Well, I know.
I know.
When Stephen ran track, even from when he was six years old.
Right.
And he ran through eighth.
Yeah.
OK.
So so they do get something.
Right.
And he was never excited when he was handed anything other than the top three.
He'd get it.
He'd just hand it to me.
Now we got a stack of them.
But on the right.
But on the back of the ribbon, it has his name.
It has the time.
It has the does that state what he went to state?
Yes.
But just the normal track meets.
It was just a shit brown.
Just he came in last place or eighth place.
Do you think they deliberately make it shit brown color?
I don't know.
But eight but eighth place was shit brown.
And but if there were 20 kids in eighth place, you're like, hey, I'm better than kids.
Do they take a shit to see to match?
You know, they do.
They have to.
Probably.
And but yeah, you know, he got all of them, you know, one through eight at some point
in his running career, you know, and he got a bunch of first place, second place, third
place and he had eighth place as well.
He had all of them.
And but I always knew that and you could tell.
And I never said anything.
But you know, if he didn't get first or second or third, he'd be like, it's worthless.
I got you.
First or last.
Yeah.
And I always told him I was like, you know, second place is the first loser.
Correct.
You know, and then in every race, there are dozens and dozens of losers.
Odds are you're one of them.
So speaking of losers, you guys, you guys heard about that, the Brooklyn subway shooting?
Yes.
Well, those are the left turn.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I mean, we need to change that.
I have not heard that motherfucker.
Yeah, they well, they have him.
They caught him now.
And they say he has years and years of YouTube hatred and racism.
Don't worry about that because it's and they didn't pull him down.
Brooklyn subway shooter suspect Frank James is in custody after he's a black supremacist.
Brooklyn subway shooting suspect.
So let me let me start by before I get to a few more factoids.
One of the first things that when this first came out into the community through the news
networks, they omitted the fact that he was black.
Right.
Like all excluding Fox.
They want to be a white conservative every single time.
But unbelievable every time.
But they cross their fingers.
But they don't report anything until they go or green jacket.
So it doesn't matter in a vest, but they would describe him being black.
You know, well, so the police say the Brooklyn subway shooter suspect Frank James was known
to law enforcement as as ties to the Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York
City.
He said James had an arrest history in New York and nine prior arrests during the 1992
to 1998.
Those include possession of burglary tools, criminal sex acts, theft of service.
He also had three arrests in Jersey in ninety one, two and seven for trespass, larceny and
disorderly conduct.
So it says fast facts shooting reported Tuesday morning in the sunset Brooklyn subway station.
Officials say at least twenty nine people were injured, included those who were shot
ten patients who suffered gunshots and three people died and they were all in their twenties.
I think three did die.
Oh, I haven't heard anybody die.
I didn't hear they died.
But but Sean, this sounds like a model system who ought to be released back to the streets
immediately on zero dollars.
With the DA's in New York City, he wants he's back up.
You can go on the street.
Yeah.
Like what did he do wrong?
Can you prove it?
Was there video evidence?
You know, all the cameras were down in the subway, by the way.
Surprisingly.
Really?
Yep.
You're kidding.
All the cameras were down in the subway.
That's interesting.
I wonder.
And he was wearing a gas mask.
Yeah, that is so weird.
You know, the the video smoke bombs, the video that he was prepared.
The subway was smoking.
People had some video phones.
He dropped a smoke bomb.
People were smoking.
He dropped a smoke bomb.
People were smoking on the subway in New York.
No, but no, he dropped a smoke bomb.
He dropped a smoke bomb on the subway in New York.
That's a big deal.
He smoked out on the subway.
Yes.
I'm just thinking, can you imagine the experience of being on the subway and there'd be smoke
going on?
Was I strapping or was I not?
Dude, you can't strap in New York.
It's illegal.
He did.
Well, I mean, well, that's the thing.
New York has one of the strongest new or gun laws to get a gun onto the subway because
criminals don't follow the law, but they don't criminal.
They don't have measures to prevent you from bringing guns onto the subway.
You know, I mean, look, it wouldn't be very.
Highly discouraged, like masturbating on an airplane.
Well, that's highly discouraged.
County cards in Vegas.
We've all done it.
Well, yeah, I mean, come on.
Well, Sean, I guess he was the last one to fly, so he was the last one to do it.
Yes.
What, masturbate on an airplane?
New York has very straight.
Get out of here.
What's the big deal?
We all do it.
You're the one that started talking about masturbation.
Well, who brought it up?
Yes.
Well, briefly, but anyway.
That's all it takes.
So the subway guy.
Yeah, so he's caught now.
The subway shooter, which was Jared.
But the point is, is that some people were that's what was the smoke bomb?
Well, he threw a smoke bomb.
Was it just a generic subway or smoke bomb?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
But he had bombs on him.
He had other.
Oh, so he had like pipe bombs.
So he was ready to do some damage.
He was ready to tear up stuff.
And the fact that there were I don't know if there are people killed, but that's news
to me because he threw the smoke bomb and then shot into the smoke to make chaos.
Right.
So I, you know, I don't know if that affected his aim, but he didn't.
I don't know that he managed to kill anybody.
But maybe maybe there's news that I haven't read.
It says is like a 21 year.
There's like three is like a 20, 21 and 23 year old.
Yeah, I did not hear that yet.
And that's what made me think maybe he had a 22 because maybe that's why people have
died.
I don't know if it's like 40 or 45 or something.
I mean, that's a big can.
That's hard to believe that people aren't dead.
Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't a nine mill or 22.
Well, you saw the footage where the cell phone footage, obviously, but they're in the subway
and they were all cranked up on one end and you could see down like in between there.
I don't know if there are guys fighting or something was going on in between the two
cars.
And I could imagine if your subway is going 50 miles an hour, you're like, where are you
going to go?
No, you got nowhere to go.
Where are you going to go?
You're stuck.
Yeah.
And I'm also on a plane.
Yeah.
I mean, you're stuck.
So speaking of plane, it was a there was a JetBlue incident where they were trying to get to
Jamaica or something like that.
They're coming home from Jamaica.
Was it coming home?
And they were what would take a three hour flight was like six.
They're stuck on a tarmac at Newark Airport and they wouldn't let them off.
No, these guys were freaking out.
They're like, you try to land four times.
Well, I heard they couldn't land.
Yeah.
But they weren't on the tarmac.
They couldn't land.
But I mean, to get to they were trying to land somewhere that they got redirected to
Newark.
I think that's what it was.
And they didn't want to go back.
They were like, fuck it.
I'm driving the rest of the way.
And the guy in the back was kind of like this people in the back throwing up.
But what what was like just have this has nothing to do with anything else?
I mean, no, this is completely separate.
So this is due to weather.
So they were trying to the plane had come in like three or four times to try to land.
And it was like, oh, we can't land.
Oh, we can't land.
Yeah, we can't land.
So they redirected to Newark.
They landed over there and they were like, all right, well, we're just going to hang
out on the plane to the weather clears up down there.
And some people in the back like, yeah, I'm done with this trip.
I'm fucking off the plane.
I want off.
I don't want to go back up.
I want off.
People started panicking and they wouldn't let them off.
And there's like kids crying.
There's people puking.
And it's just a very, you know, they're like, take me to jail.
I don't care.
Take me to jail.
I want off the fucking plane.
I want off the plane.
Oh, people get claustrophobic and tired and freaking out.
Have you ever have you ever had an experience where you were trapped on a plane on a tarmac
for hours and hours and hours?
Yes.
Yeah, you have to dig deep.
You have to dig deep internally and you have to really calm yourself because.
Yeah, I mean, I had one experience where I was coming back from, I think, Chicago and
we couldn't land a DFW.
So they routed us to Oklahoma City.
Yep.
I've been there.
And they landed us and parked us not even at a gate, right?
Just parked us somewhere and shut the plane down.
Opened up the door, the pilot came out and was talking to us.
I mean, it was I wonder if we were on the same hours because I was coming back from
Chicago and it was weather in Dallas.
They were routed to Oklahoma City and we sat there hours and sat there and sat there.
And I had newborns here.
Stephen and Brandon were brand new.
And I was I didn't have a cell phone.
Yeah, it was different back then.
And they did not.
There was not an opportunity to be let off the plane.
Actually, I have like you played snake on that Nokia.
Yeah, I couldn't text Julie to say, hey, I'm stuck in fucking Oklahoma on the tarmac
somewhere.
Right.
You know, and she was just like, where are you at?
You know, and I was five hours late.
Oh, yeah, I know.
I don't think there were cell phones.
Just just fake a heart attack.
Just fake a heart attack.
How many times you done that, Sean?
I'm just saying, you know, you got to think you can't.
Was that Rodney Dangerfield who always?
Oh, no, that was Sanford and Sons who always faked.
And I was like, oh, yeah, I know.
It's a big one.
Oh, yeah, it's a big one.
It's a big one.
I'll see you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, there he goes.
Bling, bling, bling.
Also good theme song in the 70s.
That's a great theme song.
Yeah, it was.
And we didn't throw back too much of the Jeffersons either.
But yeah, I've got a lot of traveling.
Business travel sucks.
Oh, yeah.
I know my dad would travel.
I'd be like, that'd be so awesome.
Yeah, that's what he's going.
That's what Gible Groffert said he said.
No, wait, no, business travel sucks.
No, no.
He said, I've traveled the world.
I'm tired of traveling.
A vacation to me is staying home.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
I used to be jealous of my dad because he would go to all these places.
He went over to well, at the time, it was cool.
Moscow, Beijing.
He would hit Austria, Europe, all these places.
And I was like, that'd be great.
Right.
He's like, no, it sucks.
I'm gone for two weeks.
Right.
I mean, I'm going to be 20 hours to get to Moscow.
Nobody speaks English there.
I'm in Siberia.
I'm getting off the plane at one o'clock in the morning.
I get off the plane and all there are is a bunch of Russian soldiers with guns standing
there and my interpreter is not there.
So he's standing there by himself surrounded by a bunch of Russian soldiers and he gets
stuck.
Right.
He gets stuck in these places.
And he's like, no, he's like, and I know this now, you know, when you go on business travel,
it's not a vacation.
Yeah, you're in maybe a cool place.
You don't get a chance to go out to see it.
You don't do anything.
Yeah, it's not like you spend a lot of time sightseeing.
No.
You're in whatever you're doing there.
You're in the office.
Usually late.
Right.
And you've got the connected flights you're trying to deal with sometimes.
It's a pain in the ass.
There's no strip clubs.
Yeah.
You don't go to strip clubs.
You don't go to the beach.
You don't do this.
You don't do that.
You're in the office or you're in your hotel.
That's it.
You're eating by yourself or you're eating peanuts out of the fucking hotel or something
like that.
What's there?
Oh, but you know, I mean, I guess when you're young, like right out of college, I did a
little bit of travel, like within the first two years of graduating college.
And it was fun.
We had a young team.
We were all just kind of going from city to city doing this.
You're doing that one thing and you're going out and drinking and shit like that.
But you know, it's different now in business because you can't expense booze anymore.
At least where I'm at.
Right.
And I had to do family.
Yeah.
I was going to say when you're at different stages in your life where you have young kids
and stuff, it's not cool.
I need to clarify about the deaths I was referring to earlier because I started second guessing
myself about the subway deaths.
Yeah.
And it says clearly here, it says three people were killed and at least 12 others were wounded
in a series of shootings.
A 23 year old woman and two young men, 21 and 22, were all shot to death.
And separate shootings in the Bronx Tuesday night.
At least five.
Pardon?
Who's reporting that?
Um, Fox News.
OK, we believe that then.
That's legal.
What do you mean, separate shootings?
Yeah, I just caught myself saying that.
I was like, well, I was like, did someone pull out to try to shoot someone else?
So a 23 year old woman and two young men, ages 21 and 22, were all shot to death in separate
shootings in the Bronx Tuesday night.
That's not the subway shooting.
Yeah.
What the hell?
They want a couple of them.
That has nothing to do with the subway shooting.
Including a 16 year old girl who reported one.
Dude, come on.
That's poor reporting.
It is.
Because they're lumping a bunch of shit together.
New York City shootings, New York City shootings, leave three dead, 12 others wounded.
So you had the subway, plus you had these other ones over here.
So what they were doing is because nobody had been killed in the subway shooting, they
expanded it to be all of New York City so that they could at least throw some dead in
there.
You know, Fox News is a piece of shit sometimes too, right?
Yeah, they all are.
They're a news organization.
They had a series of shootings, played New York City just hours after the Brooklyn subway
attack, official assert that bring in this bullshit.
Yeah, that is a totally misleading.
That's bullshit.
Did you see the chart of the new sources and how much they trusted them by party?
Right.
And so, you know, there's CNN that 80% of Democrats.
Probably higher than that.
I don't know how you can trust CNN.
And then there's Fox that's exactly opposite.
And then it goes down to OAN and it goes down to, you know, all the other ones.
The most trusted news source is the Weather Channel.
And then Elon Musk said, yeah, the weather's fake.
Well, that's an occupation where they get it right 50% of the time.
50% of the time, yeah, of course.
And they're the most trusted.
And then the weather forecaster goes, well, you predict me the baseball game.
Tomorrow and see how you do.
That's what gambling is.
That's what Las Vegas tries to do.
Right.
Well, you know, the I'll tell you what the they do pretty well.
These meteorologists that that predict upcoming potential, whether that happens.
I mean, it's kind of hard to say we've had some rough weather.
I mean, hell, but I got it.
You know, look, I'll tell you, it's a little frustrating with the weather, with the weather
warnings.
You know, when you hear the tornado siren, that means you need to run for shelter.
But it comes there comes a point where you're kind of like, dude, how many times are you
going to cry wolf?
You know, I tell you what now, I'm going to because we have a siren right down the street
from like 200 yards and the siren goes off.
I go out the front door.
Well, yeah, right.
I do.
And Julie does not understand that at all.
That's what all guys do.
I go out there for the final cloud.
Well, I go and I listen.
Right.
And I'm like, I don't know if you guys been through tornadoes.
You hear it.
It's like it sounds like a train.
It does.
And I go out there and I listen and I'm like, there's nothing coming.
You know, and I'm like, if I do hear it, then I'm in and then we're in the bathroom.
But otherwise, that's really carefully you hear.
Yeah.
Is it like the Doppler before you see it?
Yes, that's exactly right.
And that movie Twister was a good.
Oh, God, that was awful.
I love that movie.
It sounds like a freight train.
Oh, my gosh.
Hold on.
Austin, were you the one that watched Twister and got scarred for life?
Who was it?
Or maybe that was Madeline.
Well, I got I got scarred when I watched Jaws when I was like 10.
I don't I don't want to go in the ocean.
No.
Well, now you see now you see videos like guys getting bit.
Yeah, like all the time, apparently.
It's like, what the hell is happening every week?
Well, no, it's happened the same, but it's just that way.
Everyone has cell phones.
Right.
And they're just getting video and they're scarred by one movie and that's Charlie and
the Chocolate Factory.
I was spooked by that movie.
Yeah, like we've talked about that before when they're rolling the roll away in the
blueberry.
Yeah.
Oh, that was freaky.
It was awful.
This is not a good movie.
This is not a kid kids movie.
Yeah, it was freaky, man.
And they were they they ate the candy.
They snuck it Charlie and his grandpa.
They were there.
They went up to the blades.
And they were like, everybody who did what I would do.
God, they're going to be chopped up.
Mince meat.
Yeah.
Not Charlie burp.
It's got to work.
OK.
But then he farted.
Oh, it comes out even faster, Charlie.
Oh, my God.
The dude floated up to the ceiling fan and I think they should have cut him in half.
Yeah, I should have done it.
Well, didn't the new version has all the kids getting chopped up to kill, doesn't it?
So what was it?
Johnny Pizzies, Johnny Depp.
You had one of them turn to Blooper.
And you had one of them that drank the soda and one of them fell into the don't drink
the chocolate.
They fell in the river and they suck through the tube and then one of them.
And they disappear like they die.
Right.
They don't ever come back.
No, well, they don't die, but they disappear.
They disappear.
Then one of them got zapped into TV mania where they were on the TV and they were on
this little chocolate bar.
And what happened to the rich girl?
They had the gold.
I had the gold.
The salt had the gold.
Is that her?
Yeah.
Didn't she turn in?
Well, that's the new one.
Right.
Was was was Vruka Soto, the blueberry.
Yeah.
And then the Oompa Loompas came in and the Oompa.
Yeah, they rolled her away.
Yeah.
How traumatizing.
And then it was just Charlie.
Awful.
And they were like, OK, well, you were like she was Lizzo.
The gobstopper.
That was the whole end game was that they were the never ending gobstopper.
Right.
And then they had the gobstopper back.
This is you take this gobstopper and shove it up your ass, you old fucking pervert.
The whole factory.
You just won.
Gene Wilder.
Gene Wilder was a crazy character.
And he's such a creepy.
He's perfect for that part.
Yeah.
And that's what Johnny Depp tried to do.
Johnny Depp did a weird thing to him.
He's going through a court case now.
Well, he is suing.
He's a little bit under the weather.
He is suing his ex-wife Amber Heard.
Yeah, she was.
Well, she accused him of.
What is it called?
Slandered him.
Well, she accused him of beating her.
Right.
Yeah.
She claimed.
Totally lied.
She claimed domestic abuse totally like through the whole family up in turmoil.
So it's not true.
That's what he's claiming.
As you said, she said type of thing.
Correct.
As you will in a lawsuit.
Is there a who do we believe yet?
So far, his best child, his childhood friend and his sister have both testified on his
behalf in kind of slamming Amber Heard.
Well, you know, and then she brings up her best friend.
I know it's kind of all right.
She has.
I think I think she has the burden of proof to show that she had like bruises.
So you guys want to hear real abuse?
Oh, no.
Oh, go back to the old tornado thing.
So my son, Preston, he was the one that watched Twister.
Mr. Producer shared with me.
And so he's scared to death.
So when that back back, you know, when he was younger, obviously, as you say, they go
they go tornado hunting now.
Well, but did you know that?
Not back then.
But I do now.
Chasing the whole point of the tornado.
But he what he would.
So when the tornado mom, come on, everyone, he was the catalyst behind the whole thing.
It was he would make sure everyone got in there, make sure that everyone the dogs were
all safe and everything.
So in and I was just like you.
I went outside, checked it, make sure it's like, look, I'm not going on that thing until
I have to.
So if I go into that room with you, then there's a problem.
Right.
Show me the money.
We're all going to die.
You know, so right now you guys need to stay there until I say it's all clear.
So what I ended up doing is break windows.
I want a fan.
I went out so he broke wind.
I went on my sonos sound system.
I played thunderstorms and why would you do that?
It was the base.
I turned the subwoofer up and it was like and I was like, whoa.
And then I was such an asshole.
You think you think you get the kids all crying.
Oh, they were traumatized.
And then I opened up the door and I had my phone.
I was like, it's all over, guys.
And they were just like, Preston was like, I hate you.
Absolutely.
I'm surprising stab you in the throat.
Yeah, that's something you tell them like 10 years later.
You don't tell them right after you sell tenders lay a ground for divorce.
I'm sure your wife was thrilled that you handled that situation the way you did.
I'm sure she was thrilled.
It was a funny joke, honey.
It's a harmless price just one TV for several hours.
by yourself in the quiet and just go,
it's still going, keep standing there.
Stay in there.
How you haven't had a 22 to your brain yet, I don't know.
Yeah, that's bad.
Well, I think he's over it,
because they did go tornado hunting.
It was earlier this year, as a matter of fact.
And poor Austin, he was like five or six years old.
He didn't know any better.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'll traumatize you for life.
So bad.
Now the fun of fatherhood.
Oh.
I never pranked my kids like that, though.
Not like that.
I don't think I pranked them much.
That wasn't that bad, was it?
You scarred your son for life.
For sure.
Well, I mean, he was the producer.
He was the producer.
So I was told that those,
so everybody thinks that air siren thing, right?
The tornado alert thing is just for tornadoes, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not anymore.
It's for hail.
Used to be.
It's for a hail warning.
It's for, I think, high wind warning.
Any sort of get inside warning.
That's bullshit.
I think it used to be for tornado only.
Only.
No.
You know what?
The hail thing I can almost understand.
There's plenty of reasons to go inside.
Why?
Go inside.
What are you gonna do with hail on my roof?
Well, I mean, you can go inside.
I mean, the grapefruit size hail that comes down,
you probably wanna get inside.
You'll get a bad bruise.
We all remember, yeah, we all remember the past
when the tornado siren come out and says,
there's a tornado.
Well, this is the new improved tornado siren.
It is new and improved.
It needs to be a different.
It's a severe weather siren.
It says get your ass inside.
Here's what I propose.
You don't get what's on the way to kick your ass.
Well, they need to have an announcement.
This is hail, boom, a different sound.
I agree with that.
This is tornado, different sound.
Because they'll even do it when there's high traffic.
They'll stay home, don't go out.
That's very well.
When Biden wins the election.
Preston is really backed up right now.
Here's what I recommend.
Stay home.
Here's what I want to do.
I want to break into that system.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Well, look.
The ultimate prank.
Well, extend the Preston prank to the entire city of.
No, but no.
What we could do is.
There's no we.
We can drop the we.
Broadcast dudes like us.
What we could do is we can,
during the every Wednesday test that they have,
and there's some nomenclature.
There's a normal thing that they say every Wednesday.
Listen to dudes like us.
Yeah.
Yes.
.us
Well, that's gone now.
Yeah, that doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah, that expired.
Money well spent.
Oh, shut the front door.
Someone's bitter.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, I had to use your credit card when I renewed it.
What?
Oh, it was this much and it was for two years.
Oh, you see this?
It was a nickel.
Did you ever find the receipt for that?
I didn't bother looking.
I'm sure it'll be in the dudes like us email.
Right.
So I would thought, can you imagine though?
I mean, having a Wednesday thing, it just kind of like,
you know, cause Jeff's like right here.
I'd be like, hey, Jeff, what's up, this Sean?
Well, you would hear it too.
Do you hear it?
I know, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, because look, there's obviously an ethernet.
There's a connection in there.
So all you have to do is learn the system.
I don't know how, I don't know what the,
but I can figure it out.
Yeah, that idea ranks up there with a cow butt mask.
Just.
As in bad idea.
Very high.
That's a good idea.
That's a good one.
That's a good idea.
No, you wanna die of methane abuse.
Bad idea.
Cup over the cow's ass.
No.
Yeah, two cows, one cup.
That'd be a lot of shit.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Okay.
All right, speaking of disgusting.
That'd take more than one cup.
Did you guys, were you guys even aware
that they had another spaceship
that went up into space last week?
Yes.
I was not.
It was a private.
A spaceship inserted into space.
But it was, but it was SpaceX.
Yeah, the first all private human space flight launch
was to Space Station.
The private.
It was Axiom.
The Axiom space company makes history
with the launch of the Ax-1.
Who owns Axiom?
I do believe it's SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket
and Crew Dragon Endeavor.
Well, that's the rocket, but who owns Axiom?
I'd say.
Axios.
Elon Musk.
Well, no, Elon owns SpaceX.
I know.
Well, I don't know.
Some private entrepreneur.
Because I know the guy who owns Virgin.
Who is that?
I know the guy.
Richard Branson.
I just know the guy.
And then, of course, Bezos.
I swing dicks with the penis rocket.
That's right.
The penis rocket.
God, that was so bad.
I share the same song.
I'm gonna use the second.
Axiom space, here we go.
Founded in 2016 by who?
What's his name?
Michael T. Sufra Dini.
Sufra Dini, get it right, man.
What's wrong with you?
Sufra Dini.
That sounds like a porn name or something.
Does it?
Hey, why don't you come over here and suck my Sufra Dini.
Cam Garacrion.
Hey, Camargo.
The Sufra Dini.
That's the name of the boy.
The Gafferian.
Gafferian, yeah.
Seen the company's planning commercial missions in 2022.
It just did.
Yeah, they nailed it.
So my point is that it didn't even hit on the radar.
These little steps like this, I think,
are critical for the kids.
Tell me when we set foot on Mars.
Well, because I think this shouldn't make the news
because it's not Bezos and it's not Elon Musk.
By who?
These guys.
In our lifetime?
But I'm a little confused because if they're on SpaceX
rockets and using the SpaceX Dragon module,
No, I just think it's a group effort.
What are they doing?
What's Axiom's role in this?
Jeff Bezos spends a lot of money to send famous people
to fake space, which is like 33 miles up.
The outer stratosphere.
Yeah, they go up and they go right back down.
It's like, go to real freaking space.
You go to fake space?
Well, how long does it take to get to Mars?
Is it three years or three months?
I don't know.
Yes.
Yeah.
Three years, three months?
Or three years or three months?
I don't know.
Exactly.
That's how it is.
I thought it was three months and then someone said three
years.
How long does it take to get to Mars?
I don't know.
Did you watch The Martian?
I believe so.
Is that where he was like the pioneer of Mars?
He was shitting and growing potatoes.
Yeah, I thought that was a great movie.
That's the one.
1.6 years.
Yes.
Year and a half.
That's a long time.
Yeah.
That's a long time to fuck up and wait for help.
That's for sure.
You know, I think they've got to go back to Earth
and come back to you.
That movie was good.
The Martian, I thought, was well done.
Yeah, that's Matt Damon.
Matt Damon.
Yeah, Matt Damon.
I thought it was well done.
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, it wasn't bad.
Yeah, and the setbacks that he had with the,
you know, he tried making the greenhouse and, you know.
Did they have a meteor shower or something?
The meteor shower fucked that all up.
It's just kind of, you know, that's cool.
The whole experience was cool.
And the fact that he was taking other people's frozen shit
and using it as fertilizer to grow the potatoes,
I was just genius.
You know, I thought it was pretty cool.
And the way they communicated with each other, right?
Because they were trying to give him instructions.
Yeah, they used that old rover.
Yeah, they worked out a system to where
they could communicate.
I thought it was like smoke signals.
I don't think it was smoke.
It was like blankets.
So he made a little fire outside.
No, there's no fire.
I think it was like he was moving dust.
What is that, a little tin foil?
Yes, just flicking the smoke up.
It's like I almost want to watch that movie again.
I mean, he was sitting on a nuclear reactor.
I only saw it the one time.
What was it?
I only saw it once.
What was he?
He was in the vehicle, and the nuclear thing was in there.
And it was so hot, he was like sweating.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember.
He was in the rover, right?
Yeah, but he had to get from point A to point B.
And he kept practicing to be able to communicate
was the big thing.
I don't even know how the fuck.
Did he die out there?
He sounds like a woman.
No, they rescued him.
Did they really?
And then they sent a new crew out there, yes.
Yeah, they did a sling.
Spoiler alert.
Yeah, no point watching it now.
Spoiler alert.
I had watched it right up until the end, too.
Slingshot around the Earth and went back to Mars, and then
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Picked him up when he launched.
Yeah.
I'm going to watch that movie again.
It was a really good movie.
And someone was hanging out the window
and caught it with the arm.
Awesome.
Yeah, he went Iron Man, right?
Yeah, I like it when they make it realistic like that.
You know what I mean?
Spider-Man, Iron Man, I don't know.
Iron Man has thrusters.
Yeah, but you're doing this with the fingers.
No, same thing.
Yeah, but the way you're doing it looks very Spider-Man.
And gay.
Don't forget the gay part.
Oh, do we need to add the gay part?
Well, see, again, this is why we don't have video.
I'm going to eat.
Hulk smash.
No, you're not.
Yeah.
How big do you think the Hulk's penis is?
That's a tree trunk.
Wow.
Have you ever thought about that, Paul?
No, I'm still not thinking about it.
Somehow I've been able to put up a safety dome in my brain.
It's like a Jurassic Chode.
It's just safety mode.
Safety dome.
How big is the Hulk's penis?
Mental safety dome.
Hulk smash.
That's what I did.
No bad thoughts are getting in right now.
I'm firing off these little mental patriot missiles.
That's just craziness.
Yeah, it is.
All right.
Yeah, but I do think it's important that through all
this chaos in life that we're going through,
we're experiencing with the Ukrainian stuff,
Joe Biden being an incompetent ding dong.
And just he isn't showed.
Who here has been through the Carter administration?
Well, we were all alive during that.
We were alive, but I don't really recall details.
I wasn't watching Seize Man back then.
I remember it vividly.
And I'm like, this is bullshit.
Vividly?
How old are you?
51.
I'm older than you.
I don't remember it vividly.
Yeah, so you would have been six years old.
Do you remember the vicious?
Car lines for gas?
No, well, no.
Yes, car lines for gas.
But the vicious.
Aluminum cans of Tab?
Well, I remember that.
No, I'm just talking.
And pull tabs in the pop.
No, about the.
Stepping on them?
The viciousness that they came at Jimmy Carter with.
No, it was horrible.
Yeah.
No, I mean, it wasn't horrible.
It was deserved.
It was well deserved, but it was just like, he's a Democrat.
He deserves it.
Well, who was vicious?
I should say that.
OK, Johnny Carson.
Well, that's what talk shows were fairly nonpolitical.
They would hit on anyone.
Now, if you're not swinging the liberal dick left,
Yeah, exactly.
You're not going to make it.
Right?
So.
I'm going to cover what I'm just talking about.
Look, I remember sitting in the playground in fifth grade,
and a friend of mine would just make fun of Jimmy Carter.
He would just do a caricature of Jimmy Carter.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Well, it's because he has such a clue to Jimmy Carter.
Well, actually, he was a Georgia peanut farmer.
Yeah, well, he was his brother.
He had such a Southern drawl.
And you know, and he was a nice guy.
My buddy.
Yeah, way too nice.
He's still alive, too.
It's crazy.
I bet he's happy as fuck now.
He's like, yes, I'm not going down in history
as the worst Democrat.
He got beat 589 to 50 in the Electoral College.
589 to 50 in the Electoral College in 1980.
That's what we were hoping for.
Oh, my god.
Well, we were hoping for that with Trump and Biden.
So OK, Jimmy Carter, I'm bringing Fartin.
Did he come?
He was before Reagan, right?
Yeah, correct.
So how did he win with such a landslide victory?
Carter.
How did Carter win?
Because he was up against Ford.
Who got presidency because Nixon resigned.
Yes, he was the vice president to Nixon
when he resigned.
Man, what a train wreck.
That's what I'm fearful that's what's
going to happen with this train wreck
we're experiencing currently.
Well, what's going to happen is I
don't know if Biden's going to make it the all four.
I said this two years ago.
I did, too.
I'll be surprised if Biden makes.
I'm surprised he's still there, to be honest.
And he may.
He may make it.
But if Kamala makes it or Biden steps down and Kamala becomes
it, she's going to lose her ass if she runs.
Yeah, the only person more unpopular than Joe Biden
is Kamala Harris.
Yeah, that's correct.
But then you think, OK, who's behind her?
Have you seen the Saudi Arabian mock up?
The Arabs have made a show.
And they're totally mocking the hell out of Joe Biden.
And they've got these people dressed up as Joe Biden.
And Kamala.
And he's giving a speech.
Producer, see if you can pull that up.
Saudi Arabia mocks Joe Biden.
I heard there.
Saudi Arabia, who is the king of suppressing speech,
has now a mocking video of Joe Biden and Kamala,
where Joe falls asleep and Kamala nugs him to get awake.
I wake up and he's talking to us like,
M&M's, sweethearts, and where are we at?
Oh, there it is.
There you go.
See if you can pull some of that up.
What?
This is out of Saudi Arabia?
Yes, Saudi Arabia, the home of Khashoggi.
Is that a dude?
Yeah, so there's a.
Pretty sure they're both dudes.
So they're not.
Thank you very much.
Today, we're going to talk about the crisis in Spain.
Yeah, we're going to talk about the crisis in Africa.
Yeah, Russia.
And Kamala's whispered to us here in a few seconds.
President of Russia.
Does she have black face?
Putin.
Yeah, Putin.
It's more like white face.
Listen to me.
I have very important message to you.
The message is.
Oh, no.
The president of China.
Oh, he didn't finish Russia.
Thank you to correct me, First Lady.
First Lady.
Thank you very much.
God bless you.
And God bless.
Thank you all.
Hallelujah.
Clap to your president.
Clap to your president right now.
That was a Saudi Arabia television show.
They're mocking.
Yeah, it's.
Dude, we're the laughing stock of the world.
It's so lame, but it's like, OK, it's Saudi Arabia.
Right, I know.
That is making fun of our.
Dripping irony there.
President.
Yeah.
They wouldn't do that shit with Trump.
They wouldn't do that with anybody.
Saudi Arabia is the king of suppression of speech.
And for them to be able to broadcast a.
So if they did that to their own.
They would be like immediately.
They had to be now.
Yeah, instantaneous already.
They would be hung.
Tell you what, there's this Sky News in Australia.
They've got news.
Yeah, they are.
But there are they point out what we all talk about.
Yeah, but the media is afraid to say how bad they report on it.
They like, look at this.
Here's the United States president,
the leader of the free world and basically going around on stage.
And they're like, this is the leader.
Oh, my God.
Better.
Fumbled his words to the point where I don't even understand them.
And yeah, the conversation he had about tobacco and I mean,
just prostitutes or something like that.
I was like, what is the fuck is he saying?
It is to the point where I'm not even I just feel bad for him.
The whole industry didn't get prostituted.
Like, oh, I think he's trying to say prosecuted, prosecuted.
He meant to say it doesn't matter.
Prosecuted doesn't work either.
They're.
He's just a mess.
You know what?
To be to be fair, you have to say it.
You got to we got to we got to work on that.
You know, there's you have it together, but they're not.
They're tears for the harmony.
There are tears.
And I figured that the last couple of times we do it is like,
to be fair, to be fair, to be fair.
No, no, no.
It's it's to be fair to be fair to be fair.
You know, right?
I blame.
We've done it successfully in the past.
It's been a while.
Very, very long time ago.
I think we finally lost our way.
We need to watch some more Letter Kenny.
Yeah, Letter Kenny was fun.
Yeah.
I don't know if they've come up with some new episodes.
I wouldn't say anything other than what you guys have like those
little brief clips that you send.
Did you did you see?
Did you watch the clip?
Right.
Sent you this.
Pull up letter.
Can you masturbate the number of days in March or in December?
Oh, yeah.
One time on December 1st, stay hydrated and 30 days on December
30th.
So can you can you imagine one day and one day can you
measure it 30 times?
And they're talking through this.
the one guy's like, I could do it.
Stay hydrated.
Just to get hydrated.
Well, what if you have family over and you're eating Christmas
dinner on Christmas Day?
How are you going to work it in 25 times a day?
Yeah, they're trying to rationalize it.
Twenty five day of twenty five times.
Come on, do the best of Shorzy.
Just just down there.
Just a little noise here.
Figured out why the girls hate each other.
They're in love with the same man.
Fucking embracing.
Embrace.
Figure it out.
Who could it be?
Shorzy.
Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker.
It's such a horrible show, but it's absolutely...
Have you seen it, Chuck?
I have not, but I enjoy the hockey.
It's good stuff.
Chuck Bulls hockey.
This is a hundred percent hockey.
Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker.
Wake up, you fucking peasants.
Go, go, go, peasants.
Victory lap for the Shammy's, no?
All right, so this is just a compilation of funny stuff that
you really have to watch the show to think it's funny.
And it's painstaking to get through a few episodes.
But the the Shakespearean
type of writing that they do is it's very intellectual.
I mean, Shakespearean.
We haven't. No, no, we haven't experienced it here, but.
But they have some fantastic writing here.
Lasting one, bro. You ready for this?
It's like Bob and Doug McKenzie.
That is not anywhere near the same.
No, this stuff is they does.
The stuff they say is calculated.
Not by yourselves, but luckily for you fans,
since someone in this room has got some jam
ready to meet your new teammate, come on.
All right, this one's not
look at this tour de force, this piece, the resistance,
this master piece.
Huh? Look at that hustle.
So this dude in the shower is doing push ups with his feet up on the wall.
It's basically a naked naked.
Yeah, that's important.
That's how you get the only thing that I wish on.
The fuck, boys, I was already down here ripping ass wash.
I figured I'd rip some rap.
The fuck are you looking at?
Naked, inverted push ups.
Fuck you, Shorzy.
Fuck you, Riley. Fight me. See what happens.
Yeah, what's going to happen, Shorzy?
Three things. I hit you.
You hit the pavement. Ambulance hit 60.
It's the worst trip I've ever heard in my entire life, Shorzy.
That's my slow learning midnight. An uncle's favorite chirp.
Yeah, it's your mom's favorite chirp.
Two body askers. See what happens.
Yeah, what's going to happen, Shorzy?
Three things. I hit you.
You hit the pavement. I fucked your mom again.
Fuck you, Shorzy.
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom just liked my Instagram post
from two years ago in Port of Viarda.
Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes.
Fuck you, Shorzy.
Fuck you, Riley. Your mom keeps trying to slip a finger in my bum,
but I keep telling her I only let Jonesy's mom do that.
You fucking loser.
My mom would never put my finger in your bum.
Mom's a fucking saint.
Fuck your entire fucking life, you piece of shit.
Paul's lost interest.
Yeah, well, it was easy to do.
Complete in total. Yes.
Well, I mean, you have to watch the show to understand, I guess.
Some of the humor.
But like to like to Sean's point, you know, watching this out of the cold,
just like whatever. Yeah.
I was looking at it like, oh, that's kind of stupid.
Just just face value like that.
But when you own you like beer.
Yeah. Well, but but there's a lot more to it.
And they the way these guys talk, it's like the way they go back and forth.
The banter, it's it's you know, it's it's calculated.
It's just like the it's like a call Shakespearean. Yeah.
They use a lot of the only thing I can think of is like.
Help me out, Jeff, with the way they talk, their
experience, the only thing I can say is like the letter N
for like 15 different words in a row.
And then they use the letter M and then O and then P, you know, and so forth.
It's just whatever. It's just anyways.
This this dude's like this podcast is really.
Because it's really. Yeah, where's the music when you need it?
Oh, oh, here we go.
Thank you, Mr. Producer. Jesus.
I was like, I'm never going to watch Letter Kenny now.
Probably not.
I did find that one skit where they were throwing the ball around.
Yes, that was funny.
That's what more of the show is.
Yeah, that one guy is super annoying.
Yeah, that's not much in the show.
Or is he sure he's like one percent of the show.
I don't even know how they found all those clips.
It was like one percent of the show, if that. Yeah.
You know, the big thing is that it's the it's the brother and his sister,
who was the hot chick in the stands.
The rocket. Yeah, the rocket.
And then the two buddies, the fat comedian and then the the office.
They're funny. It's funny as shit.
I forgot what is it on again?
I don't have Hulu, so it's on Hulu.
On Hulu. All right.
Letter Kenny, you can probably find all their episodes on YouTube. All right.
They had it.
OK, well, congratulations, Chuck, Mr.
President of our HLA. Yeah.
Another year rocking and rolling.
Congratulations on keeping the
of the right time of people out of office.
You know, keep those California liberals out.
God bless.
You know, it's a crazy.
It's a Wednesday night and I'm a little spirited.
Paul's not. I'm not.
That's probably why you're not having any fun.
Well, I am. I just didn't think letter Kenny was fun.
You need to watch it.
You need to sit down and watch a season of it.
Then you understand.
Yeah. All right.
Well, the students, I guess it's Wednesday night.
It's April 13th. I'm Sean.
I am Paul. I'm Jeff. I'm Chuck.
Chuck Chuck. Chuck Chuckster.
Good night, guys. All right.