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That was my birthday present. That was that's your fault. It's an $800 bottle of bourbon.

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But it's okay he's got a welt on his head for it. Yeah, Sean threw the box at me.

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Sean just showed his super unathleticism. Ridiculous zero athleticism. He threw a box

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of bourbon or a box that had a bottle of bourbon in it. Do you want to know what that

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reminded me of? Right at Chuck's face. That reminded me of... It hit the guest. That reminded

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me of Barack Obama throwing the opening pitch. Did he miss? No, not just Barack Obama. It

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was so bad. You don't remember that? No, Dr. Fauci pitch. Oh, I haven't seen that one.

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Did Trump pitch? Oh, that one looked good. No, I don't think he did. Trump just drove

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the limo around the... Mr. Producer, let's open with that. Show me a video of Barack

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Obama throwing out the opening pitch. And then we'll compare it to... Donald Trump did

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pitch, but I don't believe it was with his presidency. I think it was just being Donald

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Trump. And he still did it. Yeah, whatever clip we have of people throwing pitches. Oh,

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he did it. Do you remember when they showed George W. And then Barack Obama. Yeah. They

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showed the two of them back to back and it was just like so pathetic. Because he pitched

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for Yale. Did Bush did? Yeah. No, no shit. Yeah. I know that. Oh, we got to see a video

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of this. It's so bad. No, it's not Fauci bad. It's bad. They had the actual video. Here

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we go. Here we go. Barack Obama and throws us the first pitch at the Nationals home opener.

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He's got a socks, ball cap, and a national shirt. Yeah, because he's from Chicago. The

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44th president of the United States... You don't cross-pollinate sports teams....will

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throw it out the ceremonial... Was that booze? No, I think they are booze. No, they are booze

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to me. Booze. That sounds like booze to me....and the commissioner of Major League Baseball,

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Bud Saler. Oh, I'm hearing booze. Man, that is very exciting....will be our baseman, Ryan

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Zimmerman. And he's supposed to be some like... He plays like basketball all the time. After

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seeing this video, I was like, no, he doesn't. And he's a southpaw. They're booing the shit

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out of him. I think they booed him because you put the socks on. He's laughing like camel

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till hairs. Yeah, why would he do that? He's at the National Stadium. He's a lefty. That

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explains everything. Oh my God, he almost hit the mascot. You think he would have practiced

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this. All right. Okay. I would have. To be fair, I was hoping that would... To be fair.

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He... It was okay. Oh, there's Ronald Reagan. Who does this like boo? That was Ronald Reagan.

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It was not Fauci bad. Let's watch Reagan. Reagan probably kicked ass. He probably did.

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Hey, everybody. Ronald Reagan, the president of the United States. Hey, if the moon was

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made of cheese, would you eat it? Hello, hot dog. Hey, try a hot dog. It comes our honor

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to present the president of the United States throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. I

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don't hear any boo's. A great hand to the president of the United States. Yeah, I'm

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not hearing any boo's. He's settled on a free ball. All right, so after this, I want to

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watch two more. And it's... I definitely want to watch Donald Trump throw and George Bush.

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You got to throw in Fauci. I'm going to watch Fauci as well. I think he's bad. I think we

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got to watch him. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think he's bad.

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I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. That's so funny. But here it is.

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We got Fouchi Bush and Trump. Yeah, you got to get Fauci out there. I can't believe they

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invited Fauci out there.

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That's so ridiculous.

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That should kill you right there.

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Have you not seen it?

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Was he in a mask?

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No.

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I bet they were selling Fauci dolls.

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Oh, he's in a mask.

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Of course he's in a mask.

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Of course he's in a mask.

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Fool.

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God.

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You remind me of Brandon when he said that.

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That's like him at the Nationals game.

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Oh my God.

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And look at him.

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He hit the cameraman.

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All right, do it again.

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Do it again.

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He almost, he threw it into the dugout.

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Let's go.

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Go back a little bit farther.

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What an idiot.

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Dr. Fauci.

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Dr. Fauci.

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Dr. Fauci steps up to the plate.

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He did not play sports as a kid.

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He was not even in the vicinity of the plate.

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Give him the heater.

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And clearly his penis was stuck to his leg.

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Anthony Fauci.

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Anthony Fauci.

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Anthony Fauci sucks at baseball.

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Maybe it was because of the mask he couldn't get the oxygen to his muscles.

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All right, go with George W.

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I think that's exactly what it was.

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Oh, W2001.

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Oh, we got Trump and then we're finished here.

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Oh yeah, we got Trump too.

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For some reason this is, this is just a sign of Trump.

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I don't think I've ever seen Trump throw a bat.

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This is just a sign of manhood.

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If you can throw it like, you know, like a real man does.

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Well, it's just, you know, I think it's important because I, yeah, I guess you're right.

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Please welcome back Senator's pitcher, Joe Gersenda.

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I don't know if this is the right one because it was the, it was the 2001.

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I think it was a Yankees.

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Cause it was a World Series.

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For tonight.

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Okay, there we go.

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Yeah, that's good.

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This is right after 9-11.

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And he zipped a fastball that would have baffled most hitters.

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Yeah, he's got the fire department of New York City's jacket on.

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FDNY, yep.

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And what could, and he's body went back in too.

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They made a, they made a pitcher's rubber for the president and he's like, nope, nope.

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That's a strike, bro.

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It even had a curve in it.

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I don't know if you saw that, but.

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Well, he used to be part owner of the Rangers.

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Yeah, that was, that was the man.

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He absolutely did, didn't he?

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I think that was the manliest one right there for sure.

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Oh yeah.

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He just walked up like, don't, got this.

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What's next?

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That's awesome.

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I think he was probably told, get up there and come back.

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Oh, perfect strike.

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It is.

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All right, we're going to do Donald Trump and we're going to, we're going to take this

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dudes like us into the show where we're going to start talking about, we're going to continue

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talking about some little bit of politics.

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The Texas.

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I don't think there is a Donald Trump.

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I don't think he ever did.

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No, there is.

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There is one.

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Opening pitch.

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We got to get past the kid rock stuff and the Jared Kushner stuff.

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It was an older one.

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Donald Trump pitched baseball.

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Well, opening pitch.

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Should have done it.

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Well, I don't know.

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I know he's done one.

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There we go.

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I've seen it.

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I don't see here.

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Maybe Google deleted it.

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Well, they're just trying to keep the white man down.

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Yeah, because it was better trying to keep the white man.

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Where's Joe Biden throwing a.

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I think the algorithm suppressed it.

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Oh, there's no way Biden could do this.

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He'd fall over.

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Oh, there you hold on.

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He's got he's got a ball.

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Just throw that a little bit.

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Oh, he's playing catch.

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Wait, he says won't be able to throw the first pitch.

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No, because he's wearing like a Dodgers.

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He's wearing a hat, a jacket and everything.

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It was an older one.

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This was like from like the nineties.

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Well, he wings it to many like goes in there and just like

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right in there.

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Suck it.

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I wonder if they deleted right there left.

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You know, we don't really don't see some of these.

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Got a paywall because Jeff Bezos needs more money.

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Yeah, fuck it.

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You know, whatever.

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But the bottom line is that he does throw it.

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But that's just an example of of Google and these other big

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tech companies just trying to downplay the folks that

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actually make a difference.

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And you know, it just we were talking about, you know,

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speaking of YouTube and what they do.

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We've got Mark Marco Rubio, for example.

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He was this earlier this month.

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He was questioning in Congress whether in Ethiopia in your

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crime, your crane had biotech labs there.

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So he was questioning the Iranian Victoria Newland,

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Victoria Newland.

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She is I don't recall her actual title.

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Maybe it does, but I can't read it.

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Secretary of Bio.

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Yeah, something like that.

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political affairs.

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So anyways, during this Congress meeting, it's a made up group.

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And Marco Rubio is drilling her in is asking her questions.

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She's like, yeah, we have biotech labs in Ukraine right now.

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nervous and anxious that Russians are going to are going to

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get them.

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And we are currently working.

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And we are currently working with the Ukrainians to secure

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all 30 labs.

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And apparently didn't get the memo that you're supposed to

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lie about everything.

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So she's supposed to be on everything.

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question ahead of time, then maybe think again.

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It's really well, she dead now.

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The Clintons killer.

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Now she woke up in the trunk of somebody's car on the bottom of

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a lake choked on a grape.

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She's a test subject to those bio lab.

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So anyways, so on what big tech has done is they are suppressing

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that information.

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And people are complaining, well, hey, I want to see the I want

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to see that that Congress session.

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Well, those Congress sessions are widely available on YouTube.

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Just Google it.

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And sure enough, it pops up during that little 12 minute

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stretch where she's on the stand is completely gone.

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So the Congress starts the opening.

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White House and there's 12 minutes of blank of a picture of

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a White House audio.

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They went to bar screen.

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Not even the bar screen.

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It was just a picture of the White House.

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Waving.

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It could have been Joe Biden with this with the bird

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shitting on him.

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You know, no, we all saw that though.

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Like the cat's out of the bag.

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OK, like, well, I mean, but I wonder if it's if it's out

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there anywhere else, not for the average American.

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You can't Google it.

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You can find it on a day.

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They found there was a Russian.

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There was a Russian rumble.

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Probably has it.

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But well, there was there was a Russian site.

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It wasn't the United States side that you can find it on.

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So they scrubbed it clean.

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Now they're trying to keep it away.

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What the bottom?

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God, it's just disgusting.

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You know, it's disgusting.

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And they're just trying to keep the people ignorant.

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And it's become so normalized now.

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People don't even react to it anymore because most people

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don't even realize it.

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So the story the story is we had bio labs in the states

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and people were like NIMBY, not my backyard.

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testings on whatever, whatever bats, beagles, Ukraine,

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Ukraine being the state that they are.

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Raise their hand and said us.

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And so we now fund bio labs in Ukraine because we didn't

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want them in Los Cruces, New Mexico or, you know,

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whatever, Nevada, right?

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Las Cruces.

256
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Yeah.

257
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Yeah.

258
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But you have control over there, though.

259
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Russia's document invade Arizona.

260
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Well, we didn't really think Russia was going to invade.

261
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Yeah.

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But there's a higher possibility to that happen in anything

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happening here in the states.

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I think that this is something that just manifested

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and got out of control.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it ties right into Wuhan in that we're outsourcing

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things that are dangerous, but we want to look into

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and then also get out of control and also it's easier

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to outsource it and not have the liability of something

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to go wrong in the lab.

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I mean, you know, I mean, do you want to Galveston?

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You went to North Carolina or do you want it in freaking

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Keith?

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I'd rather have it in Keith.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, it's just like what's the difference between that

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and a nuclear plant?

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I think we're all for nuclear power, right?

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Yeah.

282
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And everybody goes NIMBY, you know?

283
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Because you only have one.

284
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I mean, nuclear plant is like, all right, well,

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if there's a nuclear fallout, then that's one thing.

286
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Well, no, you have to have one.

287
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Not one nuclear plant is going to do the whole country.

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You'd have one nuclear plant that's going to do

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southern Texas.

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They should have more nuclear plants in the United States.

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I agree.

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I think it's absolutely criminal that they're not.

293
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But it's just as scary if that melts down.

294
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Fault lines?

295
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Yeah.

296
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Right.

297
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I mean, if that melts down, that's a catastrophe.

298
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We've seen two of them, right?

299
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We've seen...

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Three Mile Island.

301
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Well, that was three, OK?

302
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Three Mile, which is not Chernobyl.

303
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And Fukushima.

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And Fukushima.

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And Fukushima.

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What the Fukushima is going on over there?

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I cannot believe.

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With all those three were old-gen nuclear plants.

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Right.

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Fourth-gen nuclear plants actually use their waste

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as energy.

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So...

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All right.

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This is...

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It's Wednesday.

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This is the second half of the show.

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This is Dudes Like Us.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.

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And I'm guest host Chuck.

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Chuck.

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Chuckster.

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Chuckster.

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Yeah, bless.

326
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Chuck spilled the fucking glass of the four roses

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my birthday, Brad.

328
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Two of the roses.

329
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Not all four.

330
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It was a good gallon.

331
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And you know what?

332
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Paul is, like, significantly quiet over here.

333
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What the hell's going on?

334
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He kind of is a little quiet.

335
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Well, when it spilled?

336
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No, no.

337
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Just in general.

338
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I was stunned.

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I was...

340
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I was...

341
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You're not the foil.

342
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Here's what's going on.

343
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I'm William Putin.

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Paul has a procedure tomorrow.

345
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You can blame Putin.

346
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Paul has a procedure tomorrow.

347
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They're going to insert something in his ass.

348
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You know, it's not an ass...

349
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Oh, your knee.

350
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That's right.

351
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He's having a bris.

352
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There's some knee issues.

353
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So they said you can sample some drinks, but you can't really drink.

354
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So Paul is light on the alcohol tonight.

355
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I'm going low key on the alcohol, but I'm not loquacious.

356
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You're just...

357
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You're loquacious.

358
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You're taking it all in.

359
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Yeah, how about that?

360
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You're figuring out, God, this podcast really isn't really all that.

361
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Gee, when you're sober, this podcast really just isn't all that.

362
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Really?

363
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I'm way more obnoxious when I'm buzzing up.

364
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Yes.

365
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All right.

366
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Well, I can...

367
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I can fake it.

368
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If you want me to be, I can fake it.

369
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I'll just use it.

370
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Step it up, Paul.

371
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Yeah.

372
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What the hell?

373
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All right, I'll try.

374
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Chuck's picking up your slack goods.

375
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Exactly.

376
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Yeah.

377
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Boons all over the place.

378
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At your rate, you're going to be definitely way more obnoxious than I am.

379
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Well, I'm on my way.

380
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Well, Chuck...

381
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Cross your fingers.

382
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Look, Chuck had a difficult night tonight.

383
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I don't want to rehash the whole HOA shit there.

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I mean, we're going to talk about more politics on this, but Chuck had to go to an annual

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meeting tonight, and he's leaning on his vice president, me, and to be there, but I'm a

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lame duck.

387
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I don't give a fuck.

388
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No.

389
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Like I said, I'm like Ricky Gervais.

390
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I don't care.

391
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I'm not going to ask me back.

392
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This is the last time I'm going to be here.

393
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Right?

394
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I'm not coming back.

395
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So you're throwing baby Yoda slams out there, huh?

396
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No, well, Chuck handled it.

397
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You know?

398
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He took the break for 30 minutes, or an hour, or however long it was.

399
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God, what a douche.

400
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And you survived a very tense meeting with very tense votes and people complaining.

401
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Little over an hour meeting with my neighbors.

402
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Yeah.

403
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,840
And you survived a tense vote and you were re-elected.

404
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But it was one gentleman out of the whole group that was really angry, right?

405
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Yes, he was an angry neighbor and shouting at the clouds in the sky.

406
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Was there anybody else that was disgruntled?

407
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You know, everybody had their problems.

408
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I want the pool to open.

409
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Yeah, I want the pool.

410
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I want tile in the pool.

411
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Yeah, but was this one guy like amping up the crowd?

412
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Was he getting everybody kind of riled up?

413
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Do you have a bullhorn?

414
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Yeah, yeah.

415
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He had signs.

416
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He had signs.

417
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Someone's walking.

418
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He comes behind him.

419
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He's cheering.

420
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He was blocking the street.

421
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Denny Crane.

422
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,920
Keep moving, people.

423
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Keep moving, people.

424
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Was he in blackface?

425
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,920
Wow.

426
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,920
Where did that come from?

427
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920
Adding a little more controversy.

428
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,920
It's just dramatic.

429
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,920
Like, he was already tense.

430
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,920
He is from California.

431
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,560
Yeah, you didn't have to add more stuff to that.

432
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560
Chill out there, Jimmy Kimmel.

433
00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:00,320
And even if he did, he's from California and a liberal, so it doesn't matter.

434
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,320
Yeah, it's a right frame.

435
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,320
Who was the governor that did that?

436
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320
Northam or North?

437
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,560
There's another Northam in Virginia.

438
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,560
Yeah, he did that.

439
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,720
Well, he got away with it.

440
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,640
Was he the blackface or was he the guy in the KKK uniform?

441
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,640
Well, you don't know.

442
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,640
Which one's better?

443
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,640
You don't know.

444
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640
Yeah, how do you as a publicist?

445
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640
I would say the blackface is better than the KKK.

446
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,920
As a PR team, how do you spin them?

447
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,280
And the plausible deniability.

448
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I don't know which one I was.

449
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,520
Well, you were one or the other.

450
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How about just being completely honest and saying, I was so shitfaced, I had no idea

451
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which one I was.

452
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I would have said, hey, look, I was the guy in the KKK outfit, but honestly, I thought

453
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I was wearing the, what is the?

454
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They told me I was a chef.

455
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,600
No, they told me I was the marshmallow man.

456
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I was the Mr. State Puff marshmallow man.

457
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And I was so shitfaced, I didn't know anything.

458
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Was it a coned head?

459
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,520
Yeah, Pono was before 1992 or whenever Ghostbusters came out.

460
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By the way, I've got a bump to pick on the last episode I heard, which was theme songs

461
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,920
from 80s and 90s TV shows, right?

462
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,760
You didn't bring up Magna Pi to the very, very end, and there's no mention of Miami

463
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Vice.

464
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,760
We need to do it again.

465
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,760
And no, Duke's Hazard.

466
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,760
We missed a lot.

467
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,760
We missed a lot.

468
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,760
We did.

469
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I'm screaming at the, I'm old man screaming at the.

470
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We talked about Daisy Dukes.

471
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,760
Now, we need to do a part two of that because we did miss a lot.

472
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Well, keep in mind, we used to ad-lib it.

473
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,960
It's not like we prepped for that, right?

474
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,440
So we were just thinking of whatever came to our minds, right?

475
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,440
Yeah, but I'm like.

476
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It's like, you stupid sons of bitches, why don't you get your shit together?

477
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Do a little homework.

478
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Say Magna Pi.

479
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200
There we go.

480
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
Say Magna Pi.

481
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I feel like I'm at an HOA meeting.

482
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And then we came at the very end.

483
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Oh, by the way, end of Magna Pi.

484
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Easy there, Jesse.

485
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Chill.

486
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,200
Hey, Uncle Jesse.

487
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Call me Uncle Jesse.

488
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,840
I think that's great.

489
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,360
I think we need to start including that into our podcast.

490
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360
Uncle Jesse?

491
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,360
Just, you know what?

492
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,280
Because we know what it is, and if he ever hears this podcast, he'll know what it is.

493
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He's dead.

494
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,280
He's dead.

495
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,280
Uncle Jesse?

496
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,280
Oh, talking about the guy that was disruptive at the HOA meeting.

497
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,760
OK, thanks.

498
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,040
Oh, really?

499
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,040
Nobody can pick up on that?

500
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040
Fair enough.

501
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,040
Wow.

502
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040
All right.

503
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,040
We're not using last name.

504
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,640
We'll do a part two of theme songs.

505
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,800
We were on Californian People for a Dollar hanging out at HOA's.

506
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In Blackface.

507
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
In Blackface.

508
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,560
Yeah, Blackface took us in a whole new direction there.

509
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560
Jeff, thanks a lot.

510
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560
All right.

511
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,560
So we were talking about Ukraine.

512
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,040
We were talking about the biotech labs.

513
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:39,080
We were talking about the Victoria Newland that was that the Mungo Rubio.

514
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:46,320
And then the big tech had totally blanked that out on their format and their platform,

515
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which is bullshit.

516
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,840
And it's not, it's a trend and you're like, all right, well, we expect that.

517
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,840
Right.

518
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,960
So, but I mean, that doesn't make it right.

519
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:59,800
And I think the fact that Elon Musk is taking part with Twitter and I think he's going to

520
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:07,480
have some influence and start to not necessarily give more to the Republicans, but at least

521
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,280
I'm going to use the Fox to make it at least a little bit more fair and balanced.

522
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:17,560
I'm just hoping he kind of riles up the world to be a little more, to find the censorship

523
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,560
a little more offensive.

524
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,560
Yeah.

525
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,560
It sounds like that's what he's doing.

526
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,560
Yeah.

527
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,560
And rightfully so.

528
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,520
He's already increased the stock by what, 10%?

529
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,000
20 something percent.

530
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
20%?

531
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
That's incredible.

532
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I should say something.

533
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,200
Yeah, he just made himself like $5 billion overnight just by owning stock.

534
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200
He should dump it all.

535
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,800
And he could.

536
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,800
Yeah.

537
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:44,880
Like, as someone who's been just in an HLA meeting in the last three hours, like, say

538
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,440
what you're going to say.

539
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,960
I'm not going to tell you, not going to say what you're going to say, but I may have an

540
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,560
open and honest debate with you, but like, say what you're going to say.

541
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,680
What's on your mind?

542
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,680
Tell me.

543
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,640
And that's what Twitter ought to be, is say what's on your mind.

544
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,080
You don't want to be censored after you say it.

545
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,080
Especially if you're spot on.

546
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,960
We're going to suppress this and promote that.

547
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,960
No, that's BS.

548
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:13,560
So the DEWAC with Donald Trump, I mean, this is high hopes I'm hoping for.

549
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,320
Is that, not necessarily, I don't even know where the stock is right now, but the hope

550
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:25,920
is, is that that platform will eventually develop and we'll have something to battle

551
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920
with.

552
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,320
We'll have something to battle with Facebook with.

553
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,880
It'll be more Twitterish than Facebook.

554
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880
It is Twitterish.

555
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,120
Yeah, so it's a month and a half behind launch at this point, right?

556
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,640
It's supposed to be end of February.

557
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,640
But that's all right.

558
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,400
I mean, you know, we'll see what happens.

559
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,440
Yeah, I'm not going to throw in the towel.

560
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,680
I've got a lot invested.

561
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,680
You've already sold out.

562
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,680
Yeah, I had to.

563
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,680
I had to sell out.

564
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,680
But right now I'm 50% down.

565
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,680
Right.

566
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,680
Yeah, 49, I think I bought it at 90 something.

567
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,840
There's no benefit for you to dump it unless you know it's going to go to zero.

568
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,880
Then you dump it now, but who knows, right?

569
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,880
But at this point...

570
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,400
I think when it does turn on, it's going to go nowhere but up.

571
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,120
Yeah, it will turn on.

572
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,120
And you know what?

573
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,120
This is what they call investments.

574
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,120
You know, sometimes you lose.

575
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:13,360
And I'm at a point now where I'm just, I'm dug in.

576
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,360
I'm dug in.

577
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,560
If it goes down to 10, I'm still not selling.

578
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,240
So I haven't because I've signed up.

579
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,880
The one thing I'm disappointed with, and I didn't know this, and I think we mentioned

580
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,440
it last time, is there's no Android app yet.

581
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,440
I didn't realize that.

582
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,440
It's strictly Apple.

583
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,440
Yeah.

584
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,880
I mentioned it last time.

585
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880
On what?

586
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,880
The D-Wac?

587
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,880
Yeah.

588
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,880
Truth.

589
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,880
There's no Android app yet.

590
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,880
Interesting.

591
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,880
So you can't sign up for it yet.

592
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880
So I am.

593
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,880
I'm number 401,000.

594
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,880
Yeah.

595
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,880
I've been 250,000 for like a month and a half.

596
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,320
Don't expect that number to change.

597
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,320
Yeah.

598
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,320
There's a refresh here.

599
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,320
It does nothing.

600
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,320
No, don't.

601
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,320
Yeah.

602
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,320
It'll just vibrate your phone and then you go, oh, same number.

603
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,320
Yeah.

604
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,440
It doesn't matter.

605
00:22:54,440 --> 00:23:01,440
They're working people in as they like launch servers, but I have yet to see any progress

606
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440
at all.

607
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,400
And the top two people of truth or social quit.

608
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,400
Yeah.

609
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,400
That's why the stock.

610
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,040
That was a bad look for the stock.

611
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, that's why the stock crumbled, right?

612
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,080
It went down 70 to 45.

613
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,480
Yes, we'll said that Donald Trump has not posted anything yet on it.

614
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,840
Why didn't I even think it was up?

615
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,160
What are you saying?

616
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160
No, it's up.

617
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,880
There are some people that up for about a quarter million people, right?

618
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,400
The damn bongeenos of the world, the people that were beta testing it, the people that

619
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,760
people that got in first.

620
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,760
Right.

621
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:43,840
It's up for a, you know, right, a portion of the people.

622
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:50,120
They have a dedicated to it, but there's no shared server farm that's intercontinental.

623
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,280
It's just like some sort of local server.

624
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,480
Here's the thing is AWS is not going to host them.

625
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,320
You know, they're not going to stand up servers for them.

626
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,320
They're not going to do that.

627
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,320
They've got to stand up their own servers.

628
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,160
Well, they're probably using another hosting company.

629
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,960
Well, you know, in where and well, who knows?

630
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,680
That's the whole thing is that you've got people like you, Elon Musk, that he can he

631
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:16,360
can harvest these or he can get these server farms up and running.

632
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,360
Sure.

633
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,360
I don't understand why they don't do it.

634
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,360
Twitter's already got the infrastructure, you know?

635
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,360
But fuck Twitter.

636
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,360
And you know what?

637
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,360
Well, you know what?

638
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,360
Maybe that's what he's trying to do.

639
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,840
Maybe he's trying to fuck Twitter.

640
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,840
Exactly.

641
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,320
Well, he can't make them do that.

642
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,320
But yeah, we'll see.

643
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320
Well, he's on the board.

644
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,320
He can do whatever he wants.

645
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,320
He's not on the board.

646
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,320
He's not on the board.

647
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,320
Yeah, but still.

648
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,320
He's got a majority.

649
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,760
I mean, he's got more shares than anybody else.

650
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:43,040
I mean, he has influence to push the board in a certain direction if they ask him.

651
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,960
And they probably will since he's the largest shareholder.

652
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,480
But he doesn't vote on anything.

653
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,920
He doesn't he doesn't control anything.

654
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,120
Well, other than influence board decision.

655
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:59,320
Well, I also heard I think I said this last time is the largest shareholder last year,

656
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:06,880
which had four percent, is is the one who forced the creator of Twitter to quit or to

657
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,880
resign.

658
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,880
Oh, all right.

659
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:13,560
I mean, you know, the Dorsi, Dorsi, Dorsi, Dorsi quit.

660
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,240
Well, he was forced out.

661
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,240
Prague's a new guy.

662
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,680
Well, he forced out and Prague took over because the guy who had the majority, not the majority,

663
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:26,040
but the highest, which was four percent, forced him out.

664
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:31,520
And because he owned the highest share now, I think he was looking for twice that twice

665
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,520
that.

666
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,520
Yeah.

667
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,920
So he was on the way out looking for way out.

668
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,760
He wanted to focus on Square, but, you know, Prague pushed him out.

669
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,720
So anyway, Dorsi was a tool anyways.

670
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,080
Yeah, he was very not impressed with him.

671
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,080
I know he's he must be smart and brilliant because he came up with these things.

672
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,600
But but really, I mean, I don't know.

673
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,600
I don't know.

674
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:58,280
I mean, every time I see an interview with him, he was very very unstimulated, very unimpressed

675
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,280
with.

676
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,280
I didn't like his facial hair.

677
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,280
It was very shitty.

678
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280
Yeah, it's like a pubes.

679
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,440
Well, it's kind of like a Georgia outback.

680
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:12,000
Jeff was like he was like a deliverance, a deliverance beard.

681
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:17,760
It's like he he got finished with his yoga morning session and just used way too much

682
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,760
oil during the whatever.

683
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:27,800
What during the meetings he was having, remember he had a they were blaming him for something

684
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800
in a very Leonidas beard.

685
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,800
He did.

686
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,080
What was the latest before he got he was pushed out?

687
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,800
What was the the big attraction they had with with Twitter?

688
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,960
Edit button.

689
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:39,960
Was it that it?

690
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,960
No, there was no dump.

691
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,960
That's what Elon wants.

692
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:42,960
Yeah.

693
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,960
What do you put?

694
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:49,800
You know, he put a poll out there that said how many of you think that Twitter should

695
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,440
have an edit button so you can go back and edit all your old tweets?

696
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,440
Correct.

697
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,200
And then with record of the original tweet, but then the post what you don't want to do

698
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,160
is delete the old tweet and then put up a new tweet and you don't have the same likes

699
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,080
and conversation that's happening.

700
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,080
Right.

701
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,720
Over 90 percent of the people said they want edit to come back and then he pulled the poll

702
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,720
off.

703
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,720
He like deleted the poll.

704
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,720
He knows.

705
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720
He knows.

706
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,720
Yeah, he was just sticking with Twitter.

707
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,720
That's what he's doing.

708
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,720
Yeah.

709
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,600
Well, they know the power of his trolling them.

710
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:25,880
And what I what I find amusing is I read these articles about the the Twitter workers who

711
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:32,600
are just they have to take the day off to relax, to relax and recover from that.

712
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,760
Elon Musk is now the largest shareholder.

713
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,240
Oh, they're creating safe spaces.

714
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,280
Yeah, they're just snowflakes.

715
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280
Yes.

716
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,280
Oh, yeah.

717
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280
Poor guys.

718
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280
They can't handle it.

719
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,280
So they they they need to get away.

720
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,000
You know, that's tough.

721
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
You got to feel for those.

722
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Have a mocha latte.

723
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,160
I mean, I know the people in Ukraine are really struggling, but really the Twitter employers,

724
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,160
employees.

725
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,160
Right.

726
00:27:55,160 --> 00:28:00,080
And I did read another article that there's another company out there, Substack.

727
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,520
Yeah.

728
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:10,560
And the either the CEO or the head of HR posted, I think, on Twitter that all your all the

729
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,480
paraphrasing here, all the people that are quitting Twitter do not apply here.

730
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,280
Oh, that was great.

731
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,840
Yeah, that was great.

732
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,840
Awesome.

733
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,840
And it was a woman.

734
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,840
Who's a woman?

735
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,840
Yeah, the CEO or somebody high up in Substack.

736
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:29,680
Posted all you Twitter people that are quitting because Elon Musk is now whatever.

737
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,680
Do not apply here.

738
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,680
Basically, we don't want your weakness.

739
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,680
Right.

740
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,960
But did they really have a day off?

741
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,960
They were like they.

742
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,960
Yes, they took the day off.

743
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,640
They I need to take the day off to compose myself or whatever.

744
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,400
Recover or whatever it is.

745
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,400
Process this.

746
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,400
Oh, man.

747
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,400
They went into a room full of frickin.

748
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400
They went to their safe space.

749
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,400
It was like pillows.

750
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,400
Well, you see, you see the footage of the Socialist Party Conference.

751
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,960
Rose and roses and whiskers on.

752
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,960
Have you seen that?

753
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,640
Yes, where it's so bad.

754
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,680
The Socialist Party Conference.

755
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:10,520
And they have rooms in this hotel that is no sound, but it's only only the TV because

756
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,080
people can't handle the sound.

757
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,680
So and they can't clap.

758
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,680
They have to.

759
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,680
They go like this.

760
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,440
They do jazz hands or something.

761
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:26,400
And people are like, yeah, I'm so and so he she and I want to declare my blonde hair.

762
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Oh, that's so bad.

763
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,400
It's so bad classes.

764
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,840
It was so bad.

765
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,560
I'm watching these and there's like a hundred of these snippets.

766
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,600
I'm like, how do they get anything done?

767
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,120
It's like the Democratic Party platform meeting.

768
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,120
Yes.

769
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,120
When the dog bites.

770
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,920
Well, then you showed that then you showed that guy freaking out at some sort of meeting.

771
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,440
Oh, I found out that those were fake.

772
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,440
They are fake.

773
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,440
Yes.

774
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,480
So why is nobody else laughing around?

775
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,800
Because they're all in on it.

776
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:58,240
Maybe I don't know, because I because it was my friend Jeff who was sending these to me.

777
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,160
I was like, I was like, these have to be fake, but they're so well done.

778
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,160
These actors.

779
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,600
And he goes, yeah, they are fake.

780
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,160
He goes, he sent me one and it was way over the top.

781
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,920
It was this guy who was talking about trans and this and he was in his bathing suit and

782
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,920
all this stuff.

783
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,720
I was like, oh, yeah, this is this is definitely.

784
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:20,480
Remember, what I what we cued me in on it is that the woman that was sitting there wasn't

785
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,760
like making like she wasn't smirking or laughing like a normal human would be like with big

786
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,760
eyes or something.

787
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,760
Right.

788
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,240
And she was just stone faced.

789
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,240
Right.

790
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,240
Listening.

791
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,240
I think that's what she was stoned.

792
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,840
Well, that told me she's like, you know, this is a this is she's an actress.

793
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840
Right.

794
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Right.

795
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,840
So what are you watching?

796
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,840
A Kamala Harris space video?

797
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,840
Any chance?

798
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,840
The what?

799
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,280
The Kamala Harris space video.

800
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,600
Oh, with the kids with the kids.

801
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Oh, yeah.

802
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Oh, yeah.

803
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,600
So bad.

804
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,600
We saw a little clip of that, didn't we?

805
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600
Yeah.

806
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600
Well, they paid the actors.

807
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600
Yes.

808
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,600
Little kid actors.

809
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600
So cringe.

810
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,600
You could go to space and walk on the moon.

811
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,400
I wonder how many tapes they had to do.

812
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,400
And those are all actors.

813
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,280
They were all actors.

814
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,400
And he won't get off the sound of music.

815
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:11,720
I'm just telling you, this is that's all I hear when I hear people come out snowflake

816
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,360
dancing. These are a few of my favorite things.

817
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,360
I do this.

818
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,040
This is what happens when when these woke folk come out.

819
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,480
It's just like, what planet are you from?

820
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:27,800
I mean, it's like you are you're you're you're frolicking in a meadow somewhere on the Appalachian

821
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
Mountains.

822
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,800
I mean, it's ridiculous.

823
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,920
I just think there I think there's just children.

824
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,480
They just never grew up and they're not they don't want accountability.

825
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,560
They don't want responsibility.

826
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,120
They want to be catered and pampered.

827
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120
They're children.

828
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,680
And it's the kids that are in college now.

829
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,720
And I think some of them are out of college that got the participation trophy.

830
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,720
Right.

831
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,720
We don't keep score.

832
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,920
They never lost anything.

833
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,000
And you came in eighth place out of eighth.

834
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
But here here's a trophy.

835
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
There you go.

836
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
No, you lost.

837
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
You don't get anything.

838
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Right.

839
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
You suck.

840
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
And you know what?

841
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Don't come out.

842
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
And I hate to say it.

843
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
My boys quit.

844
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
And I hate to say it.

845
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
My boys got trophies for coming in second place.

846
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,800
And you melted it in the backyard.

847
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,160
I have a smelter out back.

848
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,920
They're like, but dad, I work so hard.

849
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,280
You know what?

850
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,880
I was on the swim team and you know, they had first, second and third places.

851
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,880
That's it.

852
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,880
Be by a girl, though.

853
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880
Yeah.

854
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,880
Yeah.

855
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,880
Her name is John.

856
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,880
Hi, my name is John.

857
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,880
Yeah.

858
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,880
Or hi, my name is Barbara.

859
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,120
Hey, but it didn't say second place on there.

860
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,480
It said something else.

861
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480
Right.

862
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480
It did not.

863
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,600
First, if you want to say that when Steven was running a track, there's a first place,

864
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,600
second place, third place.

865
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,840
And you get a ribbon all the way down the way.

866
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,840
And there's nothing wrong with that.

867
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,680
All the way down to eighth place, you get a shit brown ribbon if you got eighth place.

868
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,560
There's nothing wrong with first, second and third, in my opinion.

869
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,040
I mean, that's what the Olympics are, man.

870
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,040
Gold, silver, bronze.

871
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,040
There's nothing wrong with that.

872
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,040
Right.

873
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,040
But past that.

874
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,040
Yeah.

875
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,040
There's no participation, bro.

876
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,600
You came in eighth place out of eighth.

877
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:58,920
If you don't win a medal in the Olympics, what participation thing do you get?

878
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,920
I don't think you get anything.

879
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,920
Laid.

880
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,920
Laid.

881
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,920
Yeah.

882
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:03,920
That's pretty powerful.

883
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,920
Yeah.

884
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,480
Or hanging out in the village.

885
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,480
Or a vagina dam.

886
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480
Yeah.

887
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,560
I'm not saying what kind of laid you got.

888
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560
I like what you said.

889
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560
Go on.

890
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,560
Yeah.

891
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,560
Vaginal dam.

892
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,560
That's another.

893
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,560
I want you to explain that a little bit.

894
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,560
Mr. Producer, look up vaginal dam.

895
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,560
Vaginal dam.

896
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,560
Jesus.

897
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,560
Actually, make sure it's pics.

898
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,560
That's my son over there.

899
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,400
We want to look at pics of an inserted vaginal dam.

900
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400
Right.

901
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,400
Actually, don't.

902
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,400
I'm kidding.

903
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,400
No.

904
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,400
It's a birth control.

905
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,400
It's spelled D-A-M-M.

906
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
No, do it.

907
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,400
It's a vaginal.

908
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,400
Oh, so are you talking about U-E-D?

909
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,400
It's a birth control.

910
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,400
I was about to say, what, a U-I-D?

911
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,400
What is it?

912
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400
Uterine UID?

913
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,400
Internal Uterine.

914
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400
I-U-D.

915
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,400
Diaphragm or whatever.

916
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,400
I-U-D is something that blows up vehicles.

917
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,400
No, I-E-D.

918
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Look at the vaginal dam.

919
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,400
Oh, my bad.

920
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,400
That could be vaginas.

921
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,760
It's an actual birth control thing.

922
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,760
I'm talking about.

923
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,400
Is it a small little guy that sits inside the uterus and like when the sperm comes in

924
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,400
and it's all.

925
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:05,480
It's more like a sheet of saran wrap.

926
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:12,160
Well, it's similar to the I-U-D, which is an interuterine device or whatever it is.

927
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,160
Vaginal rings.

928
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,160
Oh, yeah.

929
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,160
Vaginal rings.

930
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,160
Condoms, caps, and dams.

931
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,160
Is that for her pleasure?

932
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,160
Barrier method.

933
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:23,040
So it puts a barrier in between you and their uterus.

934
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,720
Nice.

935
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:28,120
As your swimmers just go bam, bam, bam, slamming against that.

936
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,120
Yeah.

937
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,120
Talk about the Iron Dome.

938
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,120
Wow.

939
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,120
It's the Vaginal Iron Dome.

940
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120
She's like the fuckers out of the sky.

941
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,120
You're shooting your mini gun at it.

942
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,120
Wow.

943
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,120
Blocking it.

944
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,120
Like an A-10.

945
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,120
Oh, my God.

946
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
Brown paper packages tied up with strings.

947
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,120
Yeah.

948
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,120
What a wonderful visual image of.

949
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,120
Yeah, dental damage, another thing.

950
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,120
Dental damage?

951
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,120
All right, so you know what?

952
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,120
Dental damage.

953
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120
Dental damage.

954
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120
Dental damage.

955
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120
Dental damage.

956
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,120
Dental damage.

957
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,120
Dental damage.

958
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,120
Dental damage.

959
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,120
Dental damage.

960
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,120
Dental damage.

961
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,120
Dental damage.

962
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,120
Dental damage.

963
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,120
Dental damage.

964
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,120
Dental damage.

965
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,120
Dental damage.

966
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,120
Dental damage.

967
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,120
Dental damage.

968
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120
All right, so anyways, the guys that.

969
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,120
Goddamn.

970
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,360
That they didn't win, you know, fourth, fifth, et cetera, for the Olympics.

971
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,800
When they came home, did they have at least a participation piece of paper?

972
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,800
I mean, what did they get?

973
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,600
I wonder if they get like a certificate that I competed in the Olympics.

974
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,520
This last Olympics, I think they got Corona.

975
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,520
Yeah, that's what they got.

976
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,520
It actually would.

977
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,520
So, okay, so you remember when the.

978
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520
The hippie, simple date.

979
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520
The Thomas.

980
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,520
The guy?

981
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,520
Yeah, the guy.

982
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,520
Who beat the women.

983
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,520
Who beat the women.

984
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,520
He was competing, right?

985
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,600
And then he tied with the girl in fifth place.

986
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,600
Oh yeah.

987
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,600
Correct.

988
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,800
And there was a fifth place, either a ribbon or trophy.

989
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,800
Yeah, they tied.

990
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,800
Yeah, they let him.

991
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Yeah.

992
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800
Carry the fifth place.

993
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,040
And her carry the sixth place, even though they got the exact same time.

994
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,760
The natural woman got sixth.

995
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,280
And she's like, hey, we tied.

996
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,280
Right.

997
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,280
Like, oh, just do it.

998
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,280
Yeah.

999
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,280
This is what needs to happen.

1000
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280
Almost sound like Harry Perry.

1001
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,280
So.

1002
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,120
So because that tells me that they do.

1003
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,120
It's bullshit.

1004
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:05,320
And this stuff, it's this is going to fester into something that's going to be super ugly.

1005
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,320
Well, yeah.

1006
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,680
And you're talking about the transgender thing.

1007
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,320
But yes, I don't disagree.

1008
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,240
What I'm saying is if they were fussing about who gets fifth and who gets sixth, that tells

1009
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,240
me that in all of these races and competition and even in the Olympics, they probably do

1010
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,880
recognize things past third.

1011
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880
Well, I know.

1012
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,880
I know.

1013
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,880
I know.

1014
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,880
I know.

1015
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,880
I know.

1016
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,280
When Stephen ran track, even from when he was six years old.

1017
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,280
Right.

1018
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,280
And he ran through eighth.

1019
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,280
Yeah.

1020
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,280
OK.

1021
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280
So so they do get something.

1022
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,280
Right.

1023
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,480
And he was never excited when he was handed anything other than the top three.

1024
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,480
He'd get it.

1025
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480
He'd just hand it to me.

1026
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,040
Now we got a stack of them.

1027
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,040
But on the right.

1028
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,640
But on the back of the ribbon, it has his name.

1029
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,640
It has the time.

1030
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,280
It has the does that state what he went to state?

1031
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,280
Yes.

1032
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,960
But just the normal track meets.

1033
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,280
It was just a shit brown.

1034
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,320
Just he came in last place or eighth place.

1035
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,040
Do you think they deliberately make it shit brown color?

1036
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,040
I don't know.

1037
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,280
But eight but eighth place was shit brown.

1038
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:09,040
And but if there were 20 kids in eighth place, you're like, hey, I'm better than kids.

1039
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,520
Do they take a shit to see to match?

1040
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,520
You know, they do.

1041
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,520
They have to.

1042
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,520
Probably.

1043
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,800
And but yeah, you know, he got all of them, you know, one through eight at some point

1044
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,960
in his running career, you know, and he got a bunch of first place, second place, third

1045
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,480
place and he had eighth place as well.

1046
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,480
He had all of them.

1047
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,920
And but I always knew that and you could tell.

1048
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,120
And I never said anything.

1049
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,840
But you know, if he didn't get first or second or third, he'd be like, it's worthless.

1050
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,840
I got you.

1051
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,840
First or last.

1052
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,840
Yeah.

1053
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,840
And I always told him I was like, you know, second place is the first loser.

1054
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,840
Correct.

1055
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:47,400
You know, and then in every race, there are dozens and dozens of losers.

1056
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,320
Odds are you're one of them.

1057
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:54,720
So speaking of losers, you guys, you guys heard about that, the Brooklyn subway shooting?

1058
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,720
Yes.

1059
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,720
Well, those are the left turn.

1060
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:57,720
Yeah.

1061
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,400
Well, you know, I mean, we need to change that.

1062
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,400
I have not heard that motherfucker.

1063
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,960
Yeah, they well, they have him.

1064
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,960
They caught him now.

1065
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,480
And they say he has years and years of YouTube hatred and racism.

1066
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,560
Don't worry about that because it's and they didn't pull him down.

1067
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:18,400
Brooklyn subway shooter suspect Frank James is in custody after he's a black supremacist.

1068
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,400
Brooklyn subway shooting suspect.

1069
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,160
So let me let me start by before I get to a few more factoids.

1070
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,720
One of the first things that when this first came out into the community through the news

1071
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,200
networks, they omitted the fact that he was black.

1072
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,200
Right.

1073
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,000
Like all excluding Fox.

1074
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,520
They want to be a white conservative every single time.

1075
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,080
But unbelievable every time.

1076
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,600
But they cross their fingers.

1077
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,400
But they don't report anything until they go or green jacket.

1078
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:52,120
So it doesn't matter in a vest, but they would describe him being black.

1079
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:57,200
You know, well, so the police say the Brooklyn subway shooter suspect Frank James was known

1080
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:02,920
to law enforcement as as ties to the Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York

1081
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920
City.

1082
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:09,120
He said James had an arrest history in New York and nine prior arrests during the 1992

1083
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,200
to 1998.

1084
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:16,640
Those include possession of burglary tools, criminal sex acts, theft of service.

1085
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,720
He also had three arrests in Jersey in ninety one, two and seven for trespass, larceny and

1086
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,480
disorderly conduct.

1087
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:29,520
So it says fast facts shooting reported Tuesday morning in the sunset Brooklyn subway station.

1088
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,760
Officials say at least twenty nine people were injured, included those who were shot

1089
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,560
ten patients who suffered gunshots and three people died and they were all in their twenties.

1090
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,760
I think three did die.

1091
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,520
Oh, I haven't heard anybody die.

1092
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,520
I didn't hear they died.

1093
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,840
But but Sean, this sounds like a model system who ought to be released back to the streets

1094
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,880
immediately on zero dollars.

1095
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,040
With the DA's in New York City, he wants he's back up.

1096
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,440
You can go on the street.

1097
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,440
Yeah.

1098
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,560
Like what did he do wrong?

1099
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,560
Can you prove it?

1100
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,560
Was there video evidence?

1101
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,360
You know, all the cameras were down in the subway, by the way.

1102
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,360
Surprisingly.

1103
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,360
Really?

1104
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,360
Yep.

1105
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,360
You're kidding.

1106
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,360
All the cameras were down in the subway.

1107
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,360
That's interesting.

1108
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,360
I wonder.

1109
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,360
I wonder.

1110
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,760
And he was wearing a gas mask.

1111
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,480
Yeah, that is so weird.

1112
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,920
You know, the the video smoke bombs, the video that he was prepared.

1113
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,280
The subway was smoking.

1114
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,920
People had some video phones.

1115
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,920
He dropped a smoke bomb.

1116
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,920
People were smoking.

1117
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,280
He dropped a smoke bomb.

1118
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,160
People were smoking on the subway in New York.

1119
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,240
No, but no, he dropped a smoke bomb.

1120
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,720
He dropped a smoke bomb on the subway in New York.

1121
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,720
That's a big deal.

1122
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:36,720
He smoked out on the subway.

1123
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,720
Yes.

1124
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:42,280
I'm just thinking, can you imagine the experience of being on the subway and there'd be smoke

1125
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,280
going on?

1126
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,600
Was I strapping or was I not?

1127
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,200
Dude, you can't strap in New York.

1128
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,200
It's illegal.

1129
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,200
He did.

1130
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,640
Well, I mean, well, that's the thing.

1131
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:57,120
New York has one of the strongest new or gun laws to get a gun onto the subway because

1132
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,940
criminals don't follow the law, but they don't criminal.

1133
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:05,200
They don't have measures to prevent you from bringing guns onto the subway.

1134
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,520
You know, I mean, look, it wouldn't be very.

1135
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,080
Highly discouraged, like masturbating on an airplane.

1136
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,920
Well, that's highly discouraged.

1137
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,040
County cards in Vegas.

1138
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,040
We've all done it.

1139
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,040
We've all done it.

1140
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,040
We've all done it.

1141
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,040
Well, yeah, I mean, come on.

1142
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,040
Well, Sean, I guess he was the last one to fly, so he was the last one to do it.

1143
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,040
Yes.

1144
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,040
What, masturbate on an airplane?

1145
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,040
New York has very straight.

1146
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,040
Get out of here.

1147
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,040
What's the big deal?

1148
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,040
We all do it.

1149
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040
You're the one that started talking about masturbation.

1150
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,040
Well, who brought it up?

1151
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,040
Yes.

1152
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,040
Well, briefly, but anyway.

1153
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,240
That's all it takes.

1154
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,520
So the subway guy.

1155
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,960
Yeah, so he's caught now.

1156
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,960
The subway shooter, which was Jared.

1157
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:48,240
But the point is, is that some people were that's what was the smoke bomb?

1158
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,040
Well, he threw a smoke bomb.

1159
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,760
Was it just a generic subway or smoke bomb?

1160
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,760
Yeah, I don't know.

1161
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,760
I don't know.

1162
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,760
But he had bombs on him.

1163
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760
He had other.

1164
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760
Oh, so he had like pipe bombs.

1165
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,760
So he was ready to do some damage.

1166
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,560
He was ready to tear up stuff.

1167
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,720
And the fact that there were I don't know if there are people killed, but that's news

1168
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:11,480
to me because he threw the smoke bomb and then shot into the smoke to make chaos.

1169
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,480
Right.

1170
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:17,280
So I, you know, I don't know if that affected his aim, but he didn't.

1171
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,200
I don't know that he managed to kill anybody.

1172
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,080
But maybe maybe there's news that I haven't read.

1173
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,120
It says is like a 21 year.

1174
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,920
There's like three is like a 20, 21 and 23 year old.

1175
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,040
Yeah, I did not hear that yet.

1176
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,520
And that's what made me think maybe he had a 22 because maybe that's why people have

1177
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,520
died.

1178
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,880
I don't know if it's like 40 or 45 or something.

1179
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,360
I mean, that's a big can.

1180
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,200
That's hard to believe that people aren't dead.

1181
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200
Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't a nine mill or 22.

1182
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:48,520
Well, you saw the footage where the cell phone footage, obviously, but they're in the subway

1183
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:53,800
and they were all cranked up on one end and you could see down like in between there.

1184
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,800
I don't know if there are guys fighting or something was going on in between the two

1185
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,480
cars.

1186
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,080
And I could imagine if your subway is going 50 miles an hour, you're like, where are you

1187
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,080
going to go?

1188
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,080
No, you got nowhere to go.

1189
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,080
Where are you going to go?

1190
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,080
You're stuck.

1191
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,080
Yeah.

1192
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,080
And I'm also on a plane.

1193
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
Yeah.

1194
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,080
I mean, you're stuck.

1195
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:17,520
So speaking of plane, it was a there was a JetBlue incident where they were trying to get to

1196
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,920
Jamaica or something like that.

1197
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,920
They're coming home from Jamaica.

1198
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,920
Was it coming home?

1199
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,840
And they were what would take a three hour flight was like six.

1200
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,800
They're stuck on a tarmac at Newark Airport and they wouldn't let them off.

1201
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,480
No, these guys were freaking out.

1202
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,000
They're like, you try to land four times.

1203
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,720
Well, I heard they couldn't land.

1204
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:32,720
Yeah.

1205
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,480
But they weren't on the tarmac.

1206
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,480
They couldn't land.

1207
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:40,240
But I mean, to get to they were trying to land somewhere that they got redirected to

1208
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,240
Newark.

1209
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,760
I think that's what it was.

1210
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,760
And they didn't want to go back.

1211
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,760
They were like, fuck it.

1212
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,240
I'm driving the rest of the way.

1213
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:49,280
And the guy in the back was kind of like this people in the back throwing up.

1214
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:53,320
But what what was like just have this has nothing to do with anything else?

1215
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,080
I mean, no, this is completely separate.

1216
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,400
So this is due to weather.

1217
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,480
So they were trying to the plane had come in like three or four times to try to land.

1218
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,480
And it was like, oh, we can't land.

1219
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,480
Oh, we can't land.

1220
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Yeah, we can't land.

1221
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,800
So they redirected to Newark.

1222
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,920
They landed over there and they were like, all right, well, we're just going to hang

1223
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,700
out on the plane to the weather clears up down there.

1224
00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:13,440
And some people in the back like, yeah, I'm done with this trip.

1225
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,440
I'm fucking off the plane.

1226
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,440
I want off.

1227
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,440
I want off.

1228
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,440
I don't want to go back up.

1229
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,440
I want off.

1230
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,440
People started panicking and they wouldn't let them off.

1231
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,800
And there's like kids crying.

1232
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,800
There's people puking.

1233
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,640
And it's just a very, you know, they're like, take me to jail.

1234
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,640
I don't care.

1235
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,640
Take me to jail.

1236
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,640
I want off the fucking plane.

1237
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,640
I want off the plane.

1238
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,680
Oh, people get claustrophobic and tired and freaking out.

1239
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,600
Have you ever have you ever had an experience where you were trapped on a plane on a tarmac

1240
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,600
for hours and hours and hours?

1241
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,600
Yes.

1242
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,600
Yeah, you have to dig deep.

1243
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:45,200
You have to dig deep internally and you have to really calm yourself because.

1244
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,920
Yeah, I mean, I had one experience where I was coming back from, I think, Chicago and

1245
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,920
we couldn't land a DFW.

1246
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,720
So they routed us to Oklahoma City.

1247
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:52,720
Yep.

1248
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,720
I've been there.

1249
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:57,200
And they landed us and parked us not even at a gate, right?

1250
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,160
Just parked us somewhere and shut the plane down.

1251
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,640
Opened up the door, the pilot came out and was talking to us.

1252
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:09,520
I mean, it was I wonder if we were on the same hours because I was coming back from

1253
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,240
Chicago and it was weather in Dallas.

1254
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:18,120
They were routed to Oklahoma City and we sat there hours and sat there and sat there.

1255
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,200
And I had newborns here.

1256
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,400
Stephen and Brandon were brand new.

1257
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,720
And I was I didn't have a cell phone.

1258
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,760
Yeah, it was different back then.

1259
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,360
And they did not.

1260
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,360
There was not an opportunity to be let off the plane.

1261
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,360
Actually, I have like you played snake on that Nokia.

1262
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:38,760
Yeah, I couldn't text Julie to say, hey, I'm stuck in fucking Oklahoma on the tarmac

1263
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,760
somewhere.

1264
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,760
Right.

1265
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,760
You know, and she was just like, where are you at?

1266
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,760
You know, and I was five hours late.

1267
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,760
Oh, yeah, I know.

1268
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,760
I don't think there were cell phones.

1269
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,280
Just just fake a heart attack.

1270
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,280
Just fake a heart attack.

1271
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,560
How many times you done that, Sean?

1272
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,680
I'm just saying, you know, you got to think you can't.

1273
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,080
Was that Rodney Dangerfield who always?

1274
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,560
Oh, no, that was Sanford and Sons who always faked.

1275
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,480
And I was like, oh, yeah, I know.

1276
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480
It's a big one.

1277
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,480
Oh, yeah, it's a big one.

1278
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,480
It's a big one.

1279
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,480
I'll see you.

1280
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,480
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1281
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,480
Oh, there he goes.

1282
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,480
Bling, bling, bling.

1283
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,760
Also good theme song in the 70s.

1284
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,840
That's a great theme song.

1285
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,840
Yeah, it was.

1286
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,760
And we didn't throw back too much of the Jeffersons either.

1287
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,600
But yeah, I've got a lot of traveling.

1288
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,600
Business travel sucks.

1289
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,600
Oh, yeah.

1290
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,600
I know my dad would travel.

1291
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,080
I'd be like, that'd be so awesome.

1292
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,680
Yeah, that's what he's going.

1293
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,720
That's what Gible Groffert said he said.

1294
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,960
No, wait, no, business travel sucks.

1295
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960
No, no.

1296
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,800
He said, I've traveled the world.

1297
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,800
I'm tired of traveling.

1298
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,520
A vacation to me is staying home.

1299
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,520
Yeah, right.

1300
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,520
Yeah.

1301
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,840
I used to be jealous of my dad because he would go to all these places.

1302
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:45,080
He went over to well, at the time, it was cool.

1303
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,360
Moscow, Beijing.

1304
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,360
He would hit Austria, Europe, all these places.

1305
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,880
And I was like, that'd be great.

1306
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:51,880
Right.

1307
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,880
He's like, no, it sucks.

1308
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,880
I'm gone for two weeks.

1309
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,880
Right.

1310
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,480
I mean, I'm going to be 20 hours to get to Moscow.

1311
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,160
Nobody speaks English there.

1312
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,160
I'm in Siberia.

1313
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,320
I'm getting off the plane at one o'clock in the morning.

1314
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:06,040
I get off the plane and all there are is a bunch of Russian soldiers with guns standing

1315
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,320
there and my interpreter is not there.

1316
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,240
So he's standing there by himself surrounded by a bunch of Russian soldiers and he gets

1317
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240
stuck.

1318
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,240
Right.

1319
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,240
He gets stuck in these places.

1320
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:21,440
And he's like, no, he's like, and I know this now, you know, when you go on business travel,

1321
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,440
it's not a vacation.

1322
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,120
Yeah, you're in maybe a cool place.

1323
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,680
You don't get a chance to go out to see it.

1324
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,680
You don't do anything.

1325
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,000
Yeah, it's not like you spend a lot of time sightseeing.

1326
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
No.

1327
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,200
You're in whatever you're doing there.

1328
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,200
You're in the office.

1329
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,200
Usually late.

1330
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,200
Right.

1331
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,000
And you've got the connected flights you're trying to deal with sometimes.

1332
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,160
It's a pain in the ass.

1333
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,760
There's no strip clubs.

1334
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,760
Yeah.

1335
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,760
You don't go to strip clubs.

1336
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,760
You don't go to the beach.

1337
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,760
You don't do this.

1338
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,760
You don't do that.

1339
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,640
You're in the office or you're in your hotel.

1340
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,640
That's it.

1341
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:54,720
You're eating by yourself or you're eating peanuts out of the fucking hotel or something

1342
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:55,720
like that.

1343
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,720
What's there?

1344
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:00,880
Oh, but you know, I mean, I guess when you're young, like right out of college, I did a

1345
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:06,560
little bit of travel, like within the first two years of graduating college.

1346
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,560
And it was fun.

1347
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,560
We had a young team.

1348
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,720
We were all just kind of going from city to city doing this.

1349
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,680
You're doing that one thing and you're going out and drinking and shit like that.

1350
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,880
But you know, it's different now in business because you can't expense booze anymore.

1351
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:17,880
At least where I'm at.

1352
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:18,880
Right.

1353
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,880
And I had to do family.

1354
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:20,880
Yeah.

1355
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,880
I was going to say when you're at different stages in your life where you have young kids

1356
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,880
and stuff, it's not cool.

1357
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,280
I need to clarify about the deaths I was referring to earlier because I started second guessing

1358
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,880
myself about the subway deaths.

1359
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,880
Yeah.

1360
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,320
And it says clearly here, it says three people were killed and at least 12 others were wounded

1361
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,560
in a series of shootings.

1362
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:42,240
A 23 year old woman and two young men, 21 and 22, were all shot to death.

1363
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,200
And separate shootings in the Bronx Tuesday night.

1364
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,200
At least five.

1365
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,200
Pardon?

1366
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,200
Who's reporting that?

1367
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,200
Um, Fox News.

1368
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,200
OK, we believe that then.

1369
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,200
That's legal.

1370
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,960
What do you mean, separate shootings?

1371
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,840
Yeah, I just caught myself saying that.

1372
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,760
I was like, well, I was like, did someone pull out to try to shoot someone else?

1373
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:08,040
So a 23 year old woman and two young men, ages 21 and 22, were all shot to death in separate

1374
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,480
shootings in the Bronx Tuesday night.

1375
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,480
That's not the subway shooting.

1376
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,480
Yeah.

1377
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,480
What the hell?

1378
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,480
They want a couple of them.

1379
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,480
That has nothing to do with the subway shooting.

1380
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,880
Including a 16 year old girl who reported one.

1381
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,120
Dude, come on.

1382
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,120
That's poor reporting.

1383
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,120
It is.

1384
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,960
Because they're lumping a bunch of shit together.

1385
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,280
New York City shootings, New York City shootings, leave three dead, 12 others wounded.

1386
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,960
So you had the subway, plus you had these other ones over here.

1387
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,440
So what they were doing is because nobody had been killed in the subway shooting, they

1388
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:41,160
expanded it to be all of New York City so that they could at least throw some dead in

1389
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,160
there.

1390
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,120
You know, Fox News is a piece of shit sometimes too, right?

1391
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,120
Yeah, they all are.

1392
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,120
They're a news organization.

1393
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,640
They had a series of shootings, played New York City just hours after the Brooklyn subway

1394
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:53,080
attack, official assert that bring in this bullshit.

1395
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,440
Yeah, that is a totally misleading.

1396
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,480
That's bullshit.

1397
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:04,560
Did you see the chart of the new sources and how much they trusted them by party?

1398
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,560
Right.

1399
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Right.

1400
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,280
And so, you know, there's CNN that 80% of Democrats.

1401
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,280
Probably higher than that.

1402
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,280
I don't know how you can trust CNN.

1403
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,520
And then there's Fox that's exactly opposite.

1404
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:23,160
And then it goes down to OAN and it goes down to, you know, all the other ones.

1405
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,360
The most trusted news source is the Weather Channel.

1406
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,120
And then Elon Musk said, yeah, the weather's fake.

1407
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,760
Well, that's an occupation where they get it right 50% of the time.

1408
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,520
50% of the time, yeah, of course.

1409
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,000
And they're the most trusted.

1410
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,240
And then the weather forecaster goes, well, you predict me the baseball game.

1411
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,680
Tomorrow and see how you do.

1412
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,040
That's what gambling is.

1413
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,840
That's what Las Vegas tries to do.

1414
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,840
Right.

1415
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,960
Well, you know, the I'll tell you what the they do pretty well.

1416
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,600
These meteorologists that that predict upcoming potential, whether that happens.

1417
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,320
I mean, it's kind of hard to say we've had some rough weather.

1418
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,600
I mean, hell, but I got it.

1419
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:11,160
You know, look, I'll tell you, it's a little frustrating with the weather, with the weather

1420
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,580
warnings.

1421
00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:18,120
You know, when you hear the tornado siren, that means you need to run for shelter.

1422
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,880
But it comes there comes a point where you're kind of like, dude, how many times are you

1423
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,340
going to cry wolf?

1424
00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:27,720
You know, I tell you what now, I'm going to because we have a siren right down the street

1425
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:32,520
from like 200 yards and the siren goes off.

1426
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,520
I go out the front door.

1427
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,520
Well, yeah, right.

1428
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,520
I do.

1429
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,800
And Julie does not understand that at all.

1430
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,800
That's what all guys do.

1431
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,280
I go out there for the final cloud.

1432
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,280
Well, I go and I listen.

1433
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,280
Right.

1434
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,720
And I'm like, I don't know if you guys been through tornadoes.

1435
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,720
You hear it.

1436
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,000
It's like it sounds like a train.

1437
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
It does.

1438
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,520
And I go out there and I listen and I'm like, there's nothing coming.

1439
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,840
You know, and I'm like, if I do hear it, then I'm in and then we're in the bathroom.

1440
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,320
But otherwise, that's really carefully you hear.

1441
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,320
Yeah.

1442
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:05,280
Is it like the Doppler before you see it?

1443
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,480
Yes, that's exactly right.

1444
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,080
And that movie Twister was a good.

1445
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,640
Oh, God, that was awful.

1446
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,640
I love that movie.

1447
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,640
It sounds like a freight train.

1448
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,640
Oh, my gosh.

1449
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,640
Hold on.

1450
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,560
Austin, were you the one that watched Twister and got scarred for life?

1451
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,560
Who was it?

1452
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,560
Or maybe that was Madeline.

1453
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,720
Well, I got I got scarred when I watched Jaws when I was like 10.

1454
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:29,320
I don't I don't want to go in the ocean.

1455
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,320
No.

1456
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,760
Well, now you see now you see videos like guys getting bit.

1457
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,440
Yeah, like all the time, apparently.

1458
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,880
It's like, what the hell is happening every week?

1459
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,520
Well, no, it's happened the same, but it's just that way.

1460
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,880
Everyone has cell phones.

1461
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,880
Right.

1462
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:45,200
And they're just getting video and they're scarred by one movie and that's Charlie and

1463
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,520
the Chocolate Factory.

1464
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,320
I was spooked by that movie.

1465
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,760
Yeah, like we've talked about that before when they're rolling the roll away in the

1466
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,760
blueberry.

1467
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:54,760
Yeah.

1468
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,760
Oh, that was freaky.

1469
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:56,760
It was awful.

1470
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:57,760
It was awful.

1471
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,760
This is not a good movie.

1472
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,760
This is not a kid kids movie.

1473
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,160
Yeah, it was freaky, man.

1474
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,880
And they were they they ate the candy.

1475
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,600
They snuck it Charlie and his grandpa.

1476
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,600
They were there.

1477
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,600
They went up to the blades.

1478
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,120
And they were like, everybody who did what I would do.

1479
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,600
God, they're going to be chopped up.

1480
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,600
Mince meat.

1481
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,600
Yeah.

1482
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,600
Yeah.

1483
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600
Not Charlie burp.

1484
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,600
It's got to work.

1485
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,600
OK.

1486
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,600
But then he farted.

1487
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,600
Oh, it comes out even faster, Charlie.

1488
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,600
Oh, my God.

1489
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:30,200
The dude floated up to the ceiling fan and I think they should have cut him in half.

1490
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,600
Yeah, I should have done it.

1491
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:36,320
Well, didn't the new version has all the kids getting chopped up to kill, doesn't it?

1492
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,320
So what was it?

1493
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,520
Johnny Pizzies, Johnny Depp.

1494
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,320
You had one of them turn to Blooper.

1495
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:48,040
And you had one of them that drank the soda and one of them fell into the don't drink

1496
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,040
the chocolate.

1497
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,400
They fell in the river and they suck through the tube and then one of them.

1498
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,400
And they disappear like they die.

1499
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,400
Right.

1500
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,400
They don't ever come back.

1501
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,400
No, well, they don't die, but they disappear.

1502
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,400
They disappear.

1503
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:04,480
Then one of them got zapped into TV mania where they were on the TV and they were on

1504
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,680
this little chocolate bar.

1505
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,160
And what happened to the rich girl?

1506
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,160
They had the gold.

1507
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,160
I had the gold.

1508
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,160
The salt had the gold.

1509
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,160
Is that her?

1510
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,160
Yeah.

1511
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,160
Didn't she turn in?

1512
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,160
Well, that's the new one.

1513
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,160
Right.

1514
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,160
Was was was Vruka Soto, the blueberry.

1515
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,160
Yeah.

1516
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,960
And then the Oompa Loompas came in and the Oompa.

1517
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,960
Yeah, they rolled her away.

1518
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,960
Yeah.

1519
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:25,960
How traumatizing.

1520
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:26,960
And then it was just Charlie.

1521
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:27,960
Awful.

1522
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,800
And they were like, OK, well, you were like she was Lizzo.

1523
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,800
The gobstopper.

1524
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,640
That was the whole end game was that they were the never ending gobstopper.

1525
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,640
Right.

1526
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,640
Right.

1527
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,640
And then they had the gobstopper back.

1528
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,720
This is you take this gobstopper and shove it up your ass, you old fucking pervert.

1529
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,720
The whole factory.

1530
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,720
You just won.

1531
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:44,720
Gene Wilder.

1532
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,720
Gene Wilder was a crazy character.

1533
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,720
And he's such a creepy.

1534
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,720
He's perfect for that part.

1535
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:52,720
Yeah.

1536
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
And that's what Johnny Depp tried to do.

1537
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,720
Johnny Depp did a weird thing to him.

1538
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,720
He's going through a court case now.

1539
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,720
Well, he is suing.

1540
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:01,120
He's a little bit under the weather.

1541
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,760
He is suing his ex-wife Amber Heard.

1542
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:04,760
Yeah, she was.

1543
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,760
Well, she accused him of.

1544
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,760
What is it called?

1545
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,760
Slandered him.

1546
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,760
Well, she accused him of beating her.

1547
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,760
Right.

1548
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,760
Yeah.

1549
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:14,760
She claimed.

1550
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,760
Totally lied.

1551
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:20,600
She claimed domestic abuse totally like through the whole family up in turmoil.

1552
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,600
So it's not true.

1553
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,600
That's what he's claiming.

1554
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,760
As you said, she said type of thing.

1555
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,760
Correct.

1556
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,760
As you will in a lawsuit.

1557
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:32,240
Is there a who do we believe yet?

1558
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:39,800
So far, his best child, his childhood friend and his sister have both testified on his

1559
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,320
behalf in kind of slamming Amber Heard.

1560
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,720
Well, you know, and then she brings up her best friend.

1561
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,080
I know it's kind of all right.

1562
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,080
She has.

1563
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,600
I think I think she has the burden of proof to show that she had like bruises.

1564
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,720
So you guys want to hear real abuse?

1565
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:55,720
Oh, no.

1566
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:59,800
Oh, go back to the old tornado thing.

1567
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,920
So my son, Preston, he was the one that watched Twister.

1568
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,880
Mr. Producer shared with me.

1569
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,280
And so he's scared to death.

1570
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:12,520
So when that back back, you know, when he was younger, obviously, as you say, they go

1571
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,800
they go tornado hunting now.

1572
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,000
Well, but did you know that?

1573
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Not back then.

1574
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
But I do now.

1575
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,640
Chasing the whole point of the tornado.

1576
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,960
But he what he would.

1577
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,280
So when the tornado mom, come on, everyone, he was the catalyst behind the whole thing.

1578
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,880
It was he would make sure everyone got in there, make sure that everyone the dogs were

1579
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,080
all safe and everything.

1580
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,680
So in and I was just like you.

1581
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,840
I went outside, checked it, make sure it's like, look, I'm not going on that thing until

1582
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,840
I have to.

1583
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,560
So if I go into that room with you, then there's a problem.

1584
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,560
Right.

1585
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560
Show me the money.

1586
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,560
We're all going to die.

1587
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,900
You know, so right now you guys need to stay there until I say it's all clear.

1588
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,880
So what I ended up doing is break windows.

1589
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,000
I want a fan.

1590
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,400
I went out so he broke wind.

1591
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,440
I went on my sonos sound system.

1592
00:56:54,440 --> 00:57:00,800
I played thunderstorms and why would you do that?

1593
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,720
It was the base.

1594
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:08,800
I turned the subwoofer up and it was like and I was like, whoa.

1595
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,960
And then I was such an asshole.

1596
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:15,880
You think you think you get the kids all crying.

1597
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,880
Oh, they were traumatized.

1598
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,200
And then I opened up the door and I had my phone.

1599
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,720
I was like, it's all over, guys.

1600
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,360
And they were just like, Preston was like, I hate you.

1601
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,360
Absolutely.

1602
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,480
I'm surprising stab you in the throat.

1603
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,680
Yeah, that's something you tell them like 10 years later.

1604
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,960
You don't tell them right after you sell tenders lay a ground for divorce.

1605
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:41,160
I'm sure your wife was thrilled that you handled that situation the way you did.

1606
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,580
I'm sure she was thrilled.

1607
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,560
It was a funny joke, honey.

1608
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:49,800
It's a harmless price just one TV for several hours.

1609
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,560
by yourself in the quiet and just go,

1610
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,480
it's still going, keep standing there.

1611
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,320
Stay in there.

1612
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,120
How you haven't had a 22 to your brain yet, I don't know.

1613
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,280
Yeah, that's bad.

1614
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,280
Well, I think he's over it,

1615
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,960
because they did go tornado hunting.

1616
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,840
It was earlier this year, as a matter of fact.

1617
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,960
And poor Austin, he was like five or six years old.

1618
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,120
He didn't know any better.

1619
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:10,960
Yeah.

1620
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,160
Yeah, that'll traumatize you for life.

1621
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,000
So bad.

1622
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,120
Now the fun of fatherhood.

1623
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:15,960
Oh.

1624
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,680
I never pranked my kids like that, though.

1625
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,160
Not like that.

1626
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,000
I don't think I pranked them much.

1627
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,640
That wasn't that bad, was it?

1628
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,920
You scarred your son for life.

1629
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,000
For sure.

1630
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,160
Well, I mean, he was the producer.

1631
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,040
He was the producer.

1632
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,000
So I was told that those,

1633
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,280
so everybody thinks that air siren thing, right?

1634
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,320
The tornado alert thing is just for tornadoes, it's not.

1635
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,160
No, it's not.

1636
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,000
It's not anymore.

1637
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,820
It's for hail.

1638
00:58:41,820 --> 00:58:42,660
Used to be.

1639
00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:43,920
It's for a hail warning.

1640
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,160
It's for, I think, high wind warning.

1641
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,720
Any sort of get inside warning.

1642
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,240
That's bullshit.

1643
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,880
I think it used to be for tornado only.

1644
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:52,720
Only.

1645
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,560
No.

1646
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,400
You know what?

1647
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,240
The hail thing I can almost understand.

1648
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,480
There's plenty of reasons to go inside.

1649
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,320
Why?

1650
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,160
Go inside.

1651
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,760
What are you gonna do with hail on my roof?

1652
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,040
Well, I mean, you can go inside.

1653
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,360
I mean, the grapefruit size hail that comes down,

1654
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,600
you probably wanna get inside.

1655
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,000
You'll get a bad bruise.

1656
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000
We all remember, yeah, we all remember the past

1657
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,360
when the tornado siren come out and says,

1658
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:14,560
there's a tornado.

1659
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,520
Well, this is the new improved tornado siren.

1660
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,840
It is new and improved.

1661
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,680
It needs to be a different.

1662
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,520
It's a severe weather siren.

1663
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,360
It says get your ass inside.

1664
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,200
Here's what I propose.

1665
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,440
You don't get what's on the way to kick your ass.

1666
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,160
Well, they need to have an announcement.

1667
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,520
This is hail, boom, a different sound.

1668
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,360
I agree with that.

1669
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,440
This is tornado, different sound.

1670
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,640
Because they'll even do it when there's high traffic.

1671
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,760
They'll stay home, don't go out.

1672
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,600
That's very well.

1673
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,000
When Biden wins the election.

1674
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,240
Preston is really backed up right now.

1675
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,680
Here's what I recommend.

1676
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,500
Stay home.

1677
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,340
Here's what I want to do.

1678
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:54,340
I want to break into that system.

1679
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,400
Oh, that's a great idea.

1680
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,240
Well, look.

1681
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,600
The ultimate prank.

1682
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,160
Well, extend the Preston prank to the entire city of.

1683
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,460
No, but no.

1684
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:06,760
What we could do is.

1685
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,600
There's no we.

1686
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,440
We can drop the we.

1687
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,560
Broadcast dudes like us.

1688
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,840
What we could do is we can,

1689
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,840
during the every Wednesday test that they have,

1690
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,080
and there's some nomenclature.

1691
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,120
There's a normal thing that they say every Wednesday.

1692
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,640
Listen to dudes like us.

1693
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,480
Yeah.

1694
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,320
Yes.

1695
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,160
.us

1696
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,240
Well, that's gone now.

1697
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,080
Yeah, that doesn't exist anymore.

1698
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,000
Yeah, that expired.

1699
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,360
Money well spent.

1700
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,440
Oh, shut the front door.

1701
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,840
Someone's bitter.

1702
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,680
Yeah.

1703
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,440
Oh, sorry, I had to use your credit card when I renewed it.

1704
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,280
What?

1705
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,800
Oh, it was this much and it was for two years.

1706
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,200
Oh, you see this?

1707
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,040
It was a nickel.

1708
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,040
Did you ever find the receipt for that?

1709
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,480
I didn't bother looking.

1710
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,640
I'm sure it'll be in the dudes like us email.

1711
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,480
Right.

1712
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,120
So I would thought, can you imagine though?

1713
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,040
I mean, having a Wednesday thing, it just kind of like,

1714
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,760
you know, cause Jeff's like right here.

1715
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,960
I'd be like, hey, Jeff, what's up, this Sean?

1716
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,000
Well, you would hear it too.

1717
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:09,840
Do you hear it?

1718
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,560
I know, that's what I'm saying.

1719
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,920
I mean, because look, there's obviously an ethernet.

1720
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,440
There's a connection in there.

1721
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,400
So all you have to do is learn the system.

1722
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,280
I don't know how, I don't know what the,

1723
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,800
but I can figure it out.

1724
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,720
Yeah, that idea ranks up there with a cow butt mask.

1725
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,560
Just.

1726
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,160
As in bad idea.

1727
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,000
Very high.

1728
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,160
That's a good idea.

1729
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,000
That's a good one.

1730
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,840
That's a good idea.

1731
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,600
No, you wanna die of methane abuse.

1732
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,440
Bad idea.

1733
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,400
Cup over the cow's ass.

1734
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,240
No.

1735
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,800
Yeah, two cows, one cup.

1736
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,400
That'd be a lot of shit.

1737
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,040
Yeah, that's disgusting.

1738
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:47,880
Okay.

1739
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,840
All right, speaking of disgusting.

1740
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:49,800
That'd take more than one cup.

1741
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,160
Did you guys, were you guys even aware

1742
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,520
that they had another spaceship

1743
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,760
that went up into space last week?

1744
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,720
Yes.

1745
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,560
I was not.

1746
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,760
It was a private.

1747
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,080
A spaceship inserted into space.

1748
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,280
But it was, but it was SpaceX.

1749
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,880
Yeah, the first all private human space flight launch

1750
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,160
was to Space Station.

1751
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,000
The private.

1752
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
It was Axiom.

1753
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,520
The Axiom space company makes history

1754
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,240
with the launch of the Ax-1.

1755
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,120
Who owns Axiom?

1756
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,480
I do believe it's SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket

1757
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,760
and Crew Dragon Endeavor.

1758
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,200
Well, that's the rocket, but who owns Axiom?

1759
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,040
I'd say.

1760
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:27,880
Axios.

1761
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:28,720
Elon Musk.

1762
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,400
Well, no, Elon owns SpaceX.

1763
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,320
I know.

1764
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,160
Well, I don't know.

1765
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,080
Some private entrepreneur.

1766
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,880
Because I know the guy who owns Virgin.

1767
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:38,720
Who is that?

1768
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,560
I know the guy.

1769
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,400
Richard Branson.

1770
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,240
Richard Branson.

1771
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,760
I just know the guy.

1772
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,520
And then, of course, Bezos.

1773
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,880
I swing dicks with the penis rocket.

1774
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,200
That's right.

1775
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,040
The penis rocket.

1776
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:50,880
The penis rocket.

1777
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,800
God, that was so bad.

1778
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:52,640
I share the same song.

1779
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:53,560
I'm gonna use the second.

1780
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,120
Axiom space, here we go.

1781
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,960
Founded in 2016 by who?

1782
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,800
What's his name?

1783
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,160
Michael T. Sufra Dini.

1784
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,920
Sufra Dini, get it right, man.

1785
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:03,760
What's wrong with you?

1786
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,600
Sufra Dini.

1787
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,520
That sounds like a porn name or something.

1788
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,680
Does it?

1789
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,920
Hey, why don't you come over here and suck my Sufra Dini.

1790
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,760
Cam Garacrion.

1791
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,560
Hey, Camargo.

1792
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,200
The Sufra Dini.

1793
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,120
That's the name of the boy.

1794
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,720
The Gafferian.

1795
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,000
Gafferian, yeah.

1796
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,960
Seen the company's planning commercial missions in 2022.

1797
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:22,800
It just did.

1798
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,680
Yeah, they nailed it.

1799
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,640
So my point is that it didn't even hit on the radar.

1800
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,520
These little steps like this, I think,

1801
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,400
are critical for the kids.

1802
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,400
Tell me when we set foot on Mars.

1803
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,040
Well, because I think this shouldn't make the news

1804
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,080
because it's not Bezos and it's not Elon Musk.

1805
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:42,920
By who?

1806
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:43,760
These guys.

1807
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,600
In our lifetime?

1808
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,480
But I'm a little confused because if they're on SpaceX

1809
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,200
rockets and using the SpaceX Dragon module,

1810
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,960
No, I just think it's a group effort.

1811
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,280
What are they doing?

1812
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,120
What's Axiom's role in this?

1813
01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:02,760
Jeff Bezos spends a lot of money to send famous people

1814
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,680
to fake space, which is like 33 miles up.

1815
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,560
The outer stratosphere.

1816
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,080
Yeah, they go up and they go right back down.

1817
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:16,040
It's like, go to real freaking space.

1818
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,120
You go to fake space?

1819
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,680
Well, how long does it take to get to Mars?

1820
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,400
Is it three years or three months?

1821
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,400
I don't know.

1822
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,600
Yes.

1823
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,160
Yeah.

1824
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,400
Three years, three months?

1825
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,800
Or three years or three months?

1826
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,400
I don't know.

1827
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:26,920
Exactly.

1828
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,360
That's how it is.

1829
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,800
I thought it was three months and then someone said three

1830
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,320
years.

1831
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,600
How long does it take to get to Mars?

1832
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,200
I don't know.

1833
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,360
Did you watch The Martian?

1834
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,360
I believe so.

1835
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,280
Is that where he was like the pioneer of Mars?

1836
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,200
He was shitting and growing potatoes.

1837
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,640
Yeah, I thought that was a great movie.

1838
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,800
That's the one.

1839
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,120
1.6 years.

1840
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:48,760
Yes.

1841
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,240
Year and a half.

1842
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,200
That's a long time.

1843
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:51,760
Yeah.

1844
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:53,760
That's a long time to fuck up and wait for help.

1845
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,200
That's for sure.

1846
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,000
You know, I think they've got to go back to Earth

1847
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
and come back to you.

1848
01:04:59,000 --> 01:04:59,840
That movie was good.

1849
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,760
The Martian, I thought, was well done.

1850
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,480
Yeah, that's Matt Damon.

1851
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,000
Matt Damon.

1852
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,080
Yeah, Matt Damon.

1853
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,200
I thought it was well done.

1854
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:08,800
I enjoyed it.

1855
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,680
Yeah, it wasn't bad.

1856
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,280
Yeah, and the setbacks that he had with the,

1857
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,640
you know, he tried making the greenhouse and, you know.

1858
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,120
Did they have a meteor shower or something?

1859
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,920
The meteor shower fucked that all up.

1860
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,960
It's just kind of, you know, that's cool.

1861
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,320
The whole experience was cool.

1862
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:29,880
And the fact that he was taking other people's frozen shit

1863
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:34,240
and using it as fertilizer to grow the potatoes,

1864
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,200
I was just genius.

1865
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,360
You know, I thought it was pretty cool.

1866
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,320
And the way they communicated with each other, right?

1867
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,080
Because they were trying to give him instructions.

1868
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,560
Yeah, they used that old rover.

1869
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,320
Yeah, they worked out a system to where

1870
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:45,280
they could communicate.

1871
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,400
I thought it was like smoke signals.

1872
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,800
I don't think it was smoke.

1873
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,200
It was like blankets.

1874
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,520
So he made a little fire outside.

1875
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:52,400
No, there's no fire.

1876
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,640
I think it was like he was moving dust.

1877
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,120
What is that, a little tin foil?

1878
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,960
Yes, just flicking the smoke up.

1879
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:02,240
It's like I almost want to watch that movie again.

1880
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,680
I mean, he was sitting on a nuclear reactor.

1881
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,680
I only saw it the one time.

1882
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:06,400
What was it?

1883
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,000
I only saw it once.

1884
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,480
What was he?

1885
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,080
He was in the vehicle, and the nuclear thing was in there.

1886
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,280
And it was so hot, he was like sweating.

1887
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,960
I don't remember that.

1888
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,120
I don't remember.

1889
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,600
He was in the rover, right?

1890
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,720
Yeah, but he had to get from point A to point B.

1891
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:26,200
And he kept practicing to be able to communicate

1892
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,080
was the big thing.

1893
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,280
I don't even know how the fuck.

1894
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,160
Did he die out there?

1895
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,000
He sounds like a woman.

1896
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
No, they rescued him.

1897
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:32,800
Did they really?

1898
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,520
And then they sent a new crew out there, yes.

1899
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,600
Yeah, they did a sling.

1900
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,480
Spoiler alert.

1901
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,040
Yeah, no point watching it now.

1902
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:39,880
Spoiler alert.

1903
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,080
I had watched it right up until the end, too.

1904
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,680
Slingshot around the Earth and went back to Mars, and then

1905
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,720
Oh, that's right.

1906
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,520
That's right.

1907
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:50,080
Picked him up when he launched.

1908
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:50,920
Yeah.

1909
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,240
I'm going to watch that movie again.

1910
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,640
It was a really good movie.

1911
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:54,840
And someone was hanging out the window

1912
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,000
and caught it with the arm.

1913
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,800
Awesome.

1914
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,760
Yeah, he went Iron Man, right?

1915
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,200
Yeah, I like it when they make it realistic like that.

1916
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,000
You know what I mean?

1917
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,720
Spider-Man, Iron Man, I don't know.

1918
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,400
Iron Man has thrusters.

1919
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,360
Yeah, but you're doing this with the fingers.

1920
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,760
No, same thing.

1921
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,880
Yeah, but the way you're doing it looks very Spider-Man.

1922
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:11,680
And gay.

1923
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,000
Don't forget the gay part.

1924
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,080
Oh, do we need to add the gay part?

1925
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,880
Well, see, again, this is why we don't have video.

1926
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:18,680
I'm going to eat.

1927
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,000
I'm going to eat.

1928
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Hulk smash.

1929
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,640
No, you're not.

1930
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:25,160
Yeah.

1931
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:28,360
How big do you think the Hulk's penis is?

1932
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,280
That's a tree trunk.

1933
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,000
Wow.

1934
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,640
Have you ever thought about that, Paul?

1935
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,680
No, I'm still not thinking about it.

1936
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,280
Somehow I've been able to put up a safety dome in my brain.

1937
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,920
It's like a Jurassic Chode.

1938
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,120
It's just safety mode.

1939
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,320
Safety dome.

1940
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:46,920
How big is the Hulk's penis?

1941
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,280
Mental safety dome.

1942
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,640
Hulk smash.

1943
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:50,720
That's what I did.

1944
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,760
No bad thoughts are getting in right now.

1945
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:56,320
I'm firing off these little mental patriot missiles.

1946
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,760
That's just craziness.

1947
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:58,560
Yeah, it is.

1948
01:07:58,560 --> 01:07:59,200
All right.

1949
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:03,560
Yeah, but I do think it's important that through all

1950
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,880
this chaos in life that we're going through,

1951
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,680
we're experiencing with the Ukrainian stuff,

1952
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:13,440
Joe Biden being an incompetent ding dong.

1953
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,320
And just he isn't showed.

1954
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:19,280
Who here has been through the Carter administration?

1955
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:20,880
Well, we were all alive during that.

1956
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,880
We were alive, but I don't really recall details.

1957
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,600
I wasn't watching Seize Man back then.

1958
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,480
I remember it vividly.

1959
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,920
And I'm like, this is bullshit.

1960
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:29,480
Vividly?

1961
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,680
How old are you?

1962
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:32,520
51.

1963
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:33,200
I'm older than you.

1964
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,240
I don't remember it vividly.

1965
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,320
Yeah, so you would have been six years old.

1966
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,560
Do you remember the vicious?

1967
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,240
Car lines for gas?

1968
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,880
No, well, no.

1969
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,160
Yes, car lines for gas.

1970
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:45,320
But the vicious.

1971
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,080
Aluminum cans of Tab?

1972
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,040
Well, I remember that.

1973
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,120
No, I'm just talking.

1974
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,320
And pull tabs in the pop.

1975
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,560
No, about the.

1976
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,400
Stepping on them?

1977
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:59,680
The viciousness that they came at Jimmy Carter with.

1978
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:00,520
No, it was horrible.

1979
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:01,360
Yeah.

1980
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:02,680
No, I mean, it wasn't horrible.

1981
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:03,520
It was deserved.

1982
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,360
It was well deserved, but it was just like, he's a Democrat.

1983
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:06,880
He deserves it.

1984
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:07,960
Well, who was vicious?

1985
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,640
I should say that.

1986
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,840
OK, Johnny Carson.

1987
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,240
Well, that's what talk shows were fairly nonpolitical.

1988
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,760
They would hit on anyone.

1989
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,880
Now, if you're not swinging the liberal dick left,

1990
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:20,680
Yeah, exactly.

1991
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:21,880
You're not going to make it.

1992
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:22,280
Right?

1993
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:22,760
So.

1994
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,920
I'm going to cover what I'm just talking about.

1995
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:29,320
Look, I remember sitting in the playground in fifth grade,

1996
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:34,600
and a friend of mine would just make fun of Jimmy Carter.

1997
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,760
He would just do a caricature of Jimmy Carter.

1998
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,480
Oh, yeah.

1999
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,600
Oh, I don't know.

2000
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:42,360
Well, it's because he has such a clue to Jimmy Carter.

2001
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,560
Well, actually, he was a Georgia peanut farmer.

2002
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,920
Yeah, well, he was his brother.

2003
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,880
He had such a Southern drawl.

2004
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,600
And you know, and he was a nice guy.

2005
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:51,720
My buddy.

2006
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,600
Yeah, way too nice.

2007
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,640
He's still alive, too.

2008
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,360
It's crazy.

2009
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,680
I bet he's happy as fuck now.

2010
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,160
He's like, yes, I'm not going down in history

2011
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,080
as the worst Democrat.

2012
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:04,840
He got beat 589 to 50 in the Electoral College.

2013
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:09,120
589 to 50 in the Electoral College in 1980.

2014
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:10,000
That's what we were hoping for.

2015
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:10,680
Oh, my god.

2016
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,440
Well, we were hoping for that with Trump and Biden.

2017
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:18,440
So OK, Jimmy Carter, I'm bringing Fartin.

2018
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,720
Did he come?

2019
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,720
He was before Reagan, right?

2020
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:22,560
Yeah, correct.

2021
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:30,160
So how did he win with such a landslide victory?

2022
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,280
Carter.

2023
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,080
How did Carter win?

2024
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,040
Because he was up against Ford.

2025
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,120
Who got presidency because Nixon resigned.

2026
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,440
Yes, he was the vice president to Nixon

2027
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,440
when he resigned.

2028
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,840
Man, what a train wreck.

2029
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,480
That's what I'm fearful that's what's

2030
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,080
going to happen with this train wreck

2031
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,520
we're experiencing currently.

2032
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,160
Well, what's going to happen is I

2033
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,160
don't know if Biden's going to make it the all four.

2034
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,760
I said this two years ago.

2035
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:53,360
I did, too.

2036
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,080
I'll be surprised if Biden makes.

2037
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,800
I'm surprised he's still there, to be honest.

2038
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:58,360
And he may.

2039
01:10:58,360 --> 01:10:59,120
He may make it.

2040
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:04,400
But if Kamala makes it or Biden steps down and Kamala becomes

2041
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,520
it, she's going to lose her ass if she runs.

2042
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:11,040
Yeah, the only person more unpopular than Joe Biden

2043
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:11,920
is Kamala Harris.

2044
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,040
Yeah, that's correct.

2045
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,280
But then you think, OK, who's behind her?

2046
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:21,800
Have you seen the Saudi Arabian mock up?

2047
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,480
The Arabs have made a show.

2048
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,920
And they're totally mocking the hell out of Joe Biden.

2049
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,040
And they've got these people dressed up as Joe Biden.

2050
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:31,840
And Kamala.

2051
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:33,720
And he's giving a speech.

2052
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,240
Producer, see if you can pull that up.

2053
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:36,720
Saudi Arabia mocks Joe Biden.

2054
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:38,000
I heard there.

2055
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,800
Saudi Arabia, who is the king of suppressing speech,

2056
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:47,880
has now a mocking video of Joe Biden and Kamala,

2057
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,920
where Joe falls asleep and Kamala nugs him to get awake.

2058
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,200
I wake up and he's talking to us like,

2059
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:57,160
M&M's, sweethearts, and where are we at?

2060
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:57,960
Oh, there it is.

2061
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:58,480
There you go.

2062
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,960
See if you can pull some of that up.

2063
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:00,440
What?

2064
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,240
This is out of Saudi Arabia?

2065
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:06,400
Yes, Saudi Arabia, the home of Khashoggi.

2066
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,600
Is that a dude?

2067
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,080
Yeah, so there's a.

2068
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,560
Pretty sure they're both dudes.

2069
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,720
So they're not.

2070
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,000
Thank you very much.

2071
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Today, we're going to talk about the crisis in Spain.

2072
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,080
Yeah, we're going to talk about the crisis in Africa.

2073
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,080
Yeah, Russia.

2074
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,280
Yeah, Russia.

2075
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,600
And Kamala's whispered to us here in a few seconds.

2076
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,200
President of Russia.

2077
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:31,360
Does she have black face?

2078
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,000
Putin.

2079
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:32,920
Yeah, Putin.

2080
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,320
It's more like white face.

2081
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,520
Listen to me.

2082
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,920
I have very important message to you.

2083
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:39,840
The message is.

2084
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:43,680
Oh, no.

2085
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:47,040
The president of China.

2086
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,160
Oh, he didn't finish Russia.

2087
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,280
Thank you to correct me, First Lady.

2088
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,040
First Lady.

2089
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,560
Thank you very much.

2090
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:57,720
God bless you.

2091
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:58,600
And God bless.

2092
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,120
Thank you all.

2093
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:02,960
Hallelujah.

2094
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,320
Clap to your president.

2095
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,200
Clap to your president right now.

2096
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,200
That was a Saudi Arabia television show.

2097
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,720
They're mocking.

2098
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,920
Yeah, it's.

2099
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,840
Dude, we're the laughing stock of the world.

2100
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:17,680
It's so lame, but it's like, OK, it's Saudi Arabia.

2101
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,280
Right, I know.

2102
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,360
That is making fun of our.

2103
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,160
Dripping irony there.

2104
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,400
President.

2105
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,040
Yeah.

2106
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,160
They wouldn't do that shit with Trump.

2107
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,440
They wouldn't do that with anybody.

2108
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:31,320
Saudi Arabia is the king of suppression of speech.

2109
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:34,760
And for them to be able to broadcast a.

2110
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,520
So if they did that to their own.

2111
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:39,000
They would be like immediately.

2112
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,600
They had to be now.

2113
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,200
Yeah, instantaneous already.

2114
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,960
They would be hung.

2115
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,160
Tell you what, there's this Sky News in Australia.

2116
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,040
They've got news.

2117
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:49,600
Yeah, they are.

2118
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:54,200
But there are they point out what we all talk about.

2119
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:58,720
Yeah, but the media is afraid to say how bad they report on it.

2120
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:00,920
They like, look at this.

2121
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,680
Here's the United States president,

2122
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:06,400
the leader of the free world and basically going around on stage.

2123
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,840
And they're like, this is the leader.

2124
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:08,440
Oh, my God.

2125
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:09,000
Better.

2126
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:13,120
Fumbled his words to the point where I don't even understand them.

2127
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:20,880
And yeah, the conversation he had about tobacco and I mean,

2128
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,360
just prostitutes or something like that.

2129
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,440
I was like, what is the fuck is he saying?

2130
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:30,440
It is to the point where I'm not even I just feel bad for him.

2131
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:33,200
The whole industry didn't get prostituted.

2132
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:36,600
Like, oh, I think he's trying to say prosecuted, prosecuted.

2133
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,720
He meant to say it doesn't matter.

2134
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,560
Prosecuted doesn't work either.

2135
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,080
They're.

2136
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,000
He's just a mess.

2137
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,760
You know what?

2138
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:51,560
To be to be fair, you have to say it.

2139
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:55,680
You got to we got to we got to work on that.

2140
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:59,640
You know, there's you have it together, but they're not.

2141
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,880
They're tears for the harmony.

2142
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:02,560
There are tears.

2143
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,120
And I figured that the last couple of times we do it is like,

2144
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,320
to be fair, to be fair, to be fair.

2145
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,000
No, no, no.

2146
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,040
It's it's to be fair to be fair to be fair.

2147
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,720
You know, right?

2148
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,000
I blame.

2149
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,760
We've done it successfully in the past.

2150
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:17,920
It's been a while.

2151
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,200
Very, very long time ago.

2152
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,120
I think we finally lost our way.

2153
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,440
We need to watch some more Letter Kenny.

2154
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,760
Yeah, Letter Kenny was fun.

2155
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:26,520
Yeah.

2156
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:26,920
Yeah.

2157
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,640
I don't know if they've come up with some new episodes.

2158
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,240
I wouldn't say anything other than what you guys have like those

2159
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,120
little brief clips that you send.

2160
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,760
Did you did you see?

2161
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,600
Did you watch the clip?

2162
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:36,440
Right.

2163
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:37,200
Sent you this.

2164
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:37,840
Pull up letter.

2165
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:43,880
Can you masturbate the number of days in March or in December?

2166
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:44,720
Oh, yeah.

2167
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:49,720
One time on December 1st, stay hydrated and 30 days on December

2168
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,640
30th.

2169
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,520
So can you can you imagine one day and one day can you

2170
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:53,560
measure it 30 times?

2171
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,400
And they're talking through this.

2172
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,000
the one guy's like, I could do it.

2173
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,240
Stay hydrated.

2174
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,360
Just to get hydrated.

2175
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,480
Well, what if you have family over and you're eating Christmas

2176
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,080
dinner on Christmas Day?

2177
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,520
How are you going to work it in 25 times a day?

2178
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,840
Yeah, they're trying to rationalize it.

2179
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,680
Twenty five day of twenty five times.

2180
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,520
Come on, do the best of Shorzy.

2181
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,320
Just just down there.

2182
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,600
Just a little noise here.

2183
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:23,760
Figured out why the girls hate each other.

2184
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:26,800
They're in love with the same man.

2185
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:29,040
Fucking embracing.

2186
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:30,000
Embrace.

2187
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,600
Figure it out.

2188
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:35,720
Who could it be?

2189
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,720
Shorzy.

2190
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:38,640
Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker.

2191
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,440
It's such a horrible show, but it's absolutely...

2192
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:47,760
Have you seen it, Chuck?

2193
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,040
I have not, but I enjoy the hockey.

2194
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,960
It's good stuff.

2195
01:16:52,960 --> 01:17:20,960
Chuck Bulls hockey.

2196
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,960
This is a hundred percent hockey.

2197
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,200
Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker.

2198
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:25,960
Wake up, you fucking peasants.

2199
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,440
Go, go, go, peasants.

2200
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,960
Victory lap for the Shammy's, no?

2201
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:37,240
All right, so this is just a compilation of funny stuff that

2202
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,840
you really have to watch the show to think it's funny.

2203
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:43,320
And it's painstaking to get through a few episodes.

2204
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,560
But the the Shakespearean

2205
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,480
type of writing that they do is it's very intellectual.

2206
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:50,480
I mean, Shakespearean.

2207
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:53,440
We haven't. No, no, we haven't experienced it here, but.

2208
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,280
But they have some fantastic writing here.

2209
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,480
Lasting one, bro. You ready for this?

2210
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:02,520
It's like Bob and Doug McKenzie.

2211
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,760
That is not anywhere near the same.

2212
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,880
No, this stuff is they does.

2213
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,520
The stuff they say is calculated.

2214
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:12,680
Not by yourselves, but luckily for you fans,

2215
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,800
since someone in this room has got some jam

2216
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:20,000
ready to meet your new teammate, come on.

2217
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,880
All right, this one's not

2218
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:27,680
look at this tour de force, this piece, the resistance,

2219
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,040
this master piece.

2220
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:32,000
Huh? Look at that hustle.

2221
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,960
So this dude in the shower is doing push ups with his feet up on the wall.

2222
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,800
It's basically a naked naked.

2223
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,040
Yeah, that's important.

2224
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,240
That's how you get the only thing that I wish on.

2225
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,640
The fuck, boys, I was already down here ripping ass wash.

2226
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:46,960
I figured I'd rip some rap.

2227
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:47,920
The fuck are you looking at?

2228
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,640
Naked, inverted push ups.

2229
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:50,800
Fuck you, Shorzy.

2230
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,760
Fuck you, Riley. Fight me. See what happens.

2231
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:54,360
Yeah, what's going to happen, Shorzy?

2232
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,560
Three things. I hit you.

2233
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,520
You hit the pavement. Ambulance hit 60.

2234
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,720
It's the worst trip I've ever heard in my entire life, Shorzy.

2235
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:02,200
That's my slow learning midnight. An uncle's favorite chirp.

2236
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,600
Yeah, it's your mom's favorite chirp.

2237
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,240
Two body askers. See what happens.

2238
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,080
Yeah, what's going to happen, Shorzy?

2239
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,400
Three things. I hit you.

2240
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,280
You hit the pavement. I fucked your mom again.

2241
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,600
Fuck you, Shorzy.

2242
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,240
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom just liked my Instagram post

2243
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,080
from two years ago in Port of Viarda.

2244
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,720
Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes.

2245
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,240
Fuck you, Shorzy.

2246
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,320
Fuck you, Riley. Your mom keeps trying to slip a finger in my bum,

2247
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,800
but I keep telling her I only let Jonesy's mom do that.

2248
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:27,800
You fucking loser.

2249
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,120
My mom would never put my finger in your bum.

2250
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,680
Mom's a fucking saint.

2251
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,840
Fuck your entire fucking life, you piece of shit.

2252
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,320
Paul's lost interest.

2253
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,800
Yeah, well, it was easy to do.

2254
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,240
Complete in total. Yes.

2255
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,960
Well, I mean, you have to watch the show to understand, I guess.

2256
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:42,080
Some of the humor.

2257
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,720
But like to like to Sean's point, you know, watching this out of the cold,

2258
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,680
just like whatever. Yeah.

2259
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,560
I was looking at it like, oh, that's kind of stupid.

2260
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,320
Just just face value like that.

2261
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:54,040
But when you own you like beer.

2262
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,760
Yeah. Well, but but there's a lot more to it.

2263
01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:01,440
And they the way these guys talk, it's like the way they go back and forth.

2264
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:05,320
The banter, it's it's you know, it's it's calculated.

2265
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:08,400
It's just like the it's like a call Shakespearean. Yeah.

2266
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:12,120
They use a lot of the only thing I can think of is like.

2267
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:16,280
Help me out, Jeff, with the way they talk, their

2268
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:21,280
experience, the only thing I can say is like the letter N

2269
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,760
for like 15 different words in a row.

2270
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:29,400
And then they use the letter M and then O and then P, you know, and so forth.

2271
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:32,400
It's just whatever. It's just anyways.

2272
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,400
This this dude's like this podcast is really.

2273
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,840
Because it's really. Yeah, where's the music when you need it?

2274
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,880
Oh, oh, here we go.

2275
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,080
Thank you, Mr. Producer. Jesus.

2276
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:47,000
I was like, I'm never going to watch Letter Kenny now.

2277
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,480
Probably not.

2278
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:51,280
I did find that one skit where they were throwing the ball around.

2279
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,280
Yes, that was funny.

2280
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,680
That's what more of the show is.

2281
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,280
Yeah, that one guy is super annoying.

2282
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,800
Yeah, that's not much in the show.

2283
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:04,640
Or is he sure he's like one percent of the show.

2284
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,520
I don't even know how they found all those clips.

2285
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,160
It was like one percent of the show, if that. Yeah.

2286
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,360
You know, the big thing is that it's the it's the brother and his sister,

2287
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,480
who was the hot chick in the stands.

2288
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,960
The rocket. Yeah, the rocket.

2289
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:22,080
And then the two buddies, the fat comedian and then the the office.

2290
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,440
They're funny. It's funny as shit.

2291
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:27,200
I forgot what is it on again?

2292
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,360
I don't have Hulu, so it's on Hulu.

2293
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,040
On Hulu. All right.

2294
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:35,040
Letter Kenny, you can probably find all their episodes on YouTube. All right.

2295
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:36,960
They had it.

2296
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,880
OK, well, congratulations, Chuck, Mr.

2297
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,640
President of our HLA. Yeah.

2298
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,440
Another year rocking and rolling.

2299
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:46,640
Congratulations on keeping the

2300
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,000
of the right time of people out of office.

2301
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,600
You know, keep those California liberals out.

2302
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,280
God bless.

2303
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:55,600
You know, it's a crazy.

2304
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,880
It's a Wednesday night and I'm a little spirited.

2305
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:01,120
Paul's not. I'm not.

2306
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:02,920
That's probably why you're not having any fun.

2307
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,800
Well, I am. I just didn't think letter Kenny was fun.

2308
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,160
You need to watch it.

2309
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,440
You need to sit down and watch a season of it.

2310
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:10,360
Then you understand.

2311
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,440
Yeah. All right.

2312
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,200
Well, the students, I guess it's Wednesday night.

2313
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,520
It's April 13th. I'm Sean.

2314
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,720
I am Paul. I'm Jeff. I'm Chuck.

2315
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,560
Chuck Chuck. Chuck Chuckster.

2316
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:44,000
Good night, guys. All right.