Touché.
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Oh my God.
Breathing in with the good.
You know what?
That's exactly what we did during the halftime.
We breathed in with the good.
Guess whose birthday just passed?
Mine, bitches.
And the producers.
What those people, you guys don't know, is that we have consecutive birthdays.
My son, producer Mr. Austin, his birthday is on April 1st, which is a story all in
its own.
Yeah, that's crazy.
When my wife was going into labor, I got a phone call saying, hey, your wife's going
to labor.
I'm like, ha ha ha, April fools.
Yeah, I get it.
Is that your mom in the background?
Was she there at the house?
Why is she screaming?
Yeah, why is she screaming bloody hard?
I'm on my way home now.
That's crazy.
So the wife, she goes out of her way.
I don't want to say that.
She went and she purchased some suburban for us.
I say us, me.
Correct, you.
She wasn't thinking about us.
She was thinking about you.
She got three top notch bottles, some four roses.
Is it bottle and bond?
It's a select of some sort.
It's not bottle and bond.
It's higher than 100 proof.
Yeah, it did.
One or one or two, one or four, something like that.
What's one or four?
And and then she got the what is this?
Heaven's Heaven's door.
Heaven's what does that say?
Heaven's door.
So it's a haven't gave.
But that's I keep wanting to say the same thing.
That's a cult that killed themselves.
So it's Evans door.
Heaven's door.
I can't read all that shit that's on the side of the Heaven's door thing.
But look, everyone, people out there that know bourbon, know Heaven's door and know that
it's a unicorn.
It is a unicorn.
And this one is a ball slapper.
It's it's over one hundred and twenty six proof.
Is that right?
Yeah, my balls did kind of flop around a little bit.
It is one twenty three point nine one twenty three point nine.
So one twenty four.
Good Lord.
Essentially.
There's like an extra beer here.
That's yours.
There it is.
I was looking for your.
But I tell you what, this bourbon is the nose on it.
It's unique.
It is very good.
It's unique.
It's very tasty.
It's like walking up to a like a like a salad bar and you can pick out any fruit you want
and you like it.
OK, let's go to the Wanko.
If you're at the Willy Wonka candy factory and you got the wall and you want to lick
it.
Yes, that's what it is.
And the girl turns into a big ball and they roll her down the blueberry.
If you're at your boyfriend's house and he's OK, I'm going to finish your boyfriend.
I do not, Paul.
I do not have a boyfriend right now.
That sucks to be single.
I'm sticking with my wife.
Oh, you're married.
It sucks to be single.
Yeah, it does.
Right.
God, all the boyfriends that could be had out there.
Is your boyfriend.
I'm sorry.
Is your wife.
Is your wife go by he or she?
They them.
Yeah.
You never really know what you're going to get.
Oh, you roll the dice.
Yeah, it's definitely a they them.
Well, back to this heaven's door.
It is.
It is good.
I like it.
Yeah, I don't remember very charged.
It's very charged head.
Strong beer.
It comes in real hot.
But a beer you say beer.
That's because I had a lot.
I know we're all kind of buzzing.
Paul shot his.
I didn't shoot it.
It fell.
He but down your throat.
It is.
He's like, this is really good.
How are you so this says this is the distillers.
I'll read the side bottle because I don't sound like that.
It's a Pico print.
It says this is the distiller series.
Our annual single barrel bourbon limited allocation is comprised both of our own distilled barrels
and sourced from partnering whiskey makers.
Are you using the camera on your phone to focus it on the words?
I am.
Is awesome because we've all done it.
That's what dudes like.
It's a dudes like us because your old son of a bitch and you can't read.
Just fucking at it.
Well, it is.
I was able to read most of it downstairs.
I can't read it up here.
Our cell phones have become a magnifying glass.
Yeah.
And the iPhones have a magnifier glass on it.
Why?
There's a phone.
I mean, there's a there's an actual magnifier glass on this thing.
There is.
Did we did I have the conversation last week that I was actually going to switch over?
Yes.
To what?
Apple?
Yeah.
Oh, I think Andrew just left.
So the match bill on this.
I heard something.
So the match bill on this thing is seventy five percent corn.
That's good.
America loves corn.
Twenty one percent.
Right.
Oh, and four percent mall tea.
Malty because there's a space.
There's a space between mall and tea.
Do you think maybe when the person was typing it, they were like, I think they had some
of this bourbon.
No, I think it's like nineteen fifty five double strike.
Could be.
And then this is impact.
This is just that's that's a liberator thing.
That's different.
Oh, no.
Distilled in Tennessee warehouse number six.
They give all kinds of information on this.
You know, your shit's in line and you're not afraid of anything when you can just lay it
all out.
How do you make this X, Y, Z?
No, no, no, no.
Rick level A to Z. Rick level F328.
Yeah, they're going that shit down.
Cooperage ISE char is a number three and the toast is medium.
Yes, we don't even know what that is.
Cooperages who makes the barrels?
Oh, yeah.
You stupid son of a bitch.
I don't know what it is.
Well, it's the white oak barrels.
But of course, you don't know what a Cooperage is.
Oh, you're barrel makers.
Oh, of course.
Mike.
Heavens to Mercatroid.
Let's go get Merkins.
My wife said you need to go down and make sure your lights are not on in your car.
Like right now?
You know what?
If the thing burns down, I couldn't care less.
Okay.
You couldn't care less.
Is that a double negative?
It is.
I could care less, not couldn't care less.
Couldn't?
No, I couldn't care less.
No, I could care less.
I could not.
No, could care less means it matters to you.
Couldn't care less.
That's bad.
Yeah, get the root.
Couldn't care less means I'm at the bottom of my care level.
I can't literally can't care.
I don't care.
I could care less.
I couldn't care less.
I couldn't.
I absolutely could not care less.
So my wife could hear you.
It says he will care when he wants to leave and the battery is dead.
So why don't you go take care of it real quick?
Wow, because Julie has spoken.
This is the first time a podcast has been interrupted.
No, it's not.
For me?
It's shit.
We'll talk about Heaven's Door while you're gyrating and do whatever it is downstairs.
She's going to thrust to relight the battery.
No, no, no, no.
It's not being in a podcast.
I think Lady is part of this podcast.
So this Heaven's Door I really, really enjoy.
Yeah, it is real good.
And its cask strength, what is it?
123.9.
So, I mean, I'm looking forward to the four roses we got there, but to me, the four roses
is kind of like another drink that we got.
This one, in my opinion, was a unicorn.
The four gate we got is going to be a unicorn.
I don't know when I'm going to bring in the four gate.
I think you're nervous about the amount of rye.
I am.
And you know what?
I wouldn't mind bringing the four gate over next week.
I think I'm going to wait until April 19th.
April 19th, we actually have a guest.
We've got a...
What do you want to share with the guest or are you just one amongst the three of us?
Noted.
So keep that in mind, because it was a $200 bottle.
Yeah, that was a nice birthday present.
Oh, I got a little burpage going on there.
So we were just chatting right before the podcast started where today is what?
Today is the April 5th of 2022.
And President Obama visited the White House for the first time since he passed the baton
from Donald Trump.
And you know why he was there?
Well, he went in there to push his no talk...
What is this?
No, it was to celebrate the passage of Obamacare.
The Obamacare, yeah.
Right.
Yeah, well, it was really...
They call it Obamacare, but it was really Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton is one that...
Hillary Care?
Yeah, it should be called Hillary Care.
Well, she tried and it failed miserably.
But I mean, it's her baby.
It was just under the coat of Obama.
Right.
So he was there, but I thought it got extinguished.
What, Obamacare?
Yeah, is it still alive?
Yes, it is.
It was the mandate that got extinguished where you had to have it or you're going to get
a fine.
So his return to the White House is the first sign of what many Democrats hope will be the
increased involvement of the 2022 midterm elections.
The former president and former first lady, Michelle Obama, are two of the most sought
out after party leaders expected to be in high demand by Senate in the House candidate
this year.
This could potentially stand in contrast to Biden, whose approval ratings remain near
historic lows into the campaign season.
Biden is eager to...
Biden, you showed us a video, unfortunately.
Eventually guys, we're going to get video.
We just talked about that too.
But the video shows Biden within a circle of his colleagues and everyone...
No one was by Biden.
He was just kind of rambling off by himself, just kind of...
He's like that old man that dissed himself that everyone just kind of walked away from.
Yeah.
And it's very sad.
And not just that, but like you were saying, that when Obama was talking, he introduced
Joe Biden as his vice president, just bitch slapped him emotionally and verbally in front
of everybody.
And then, oh, I'm sorry.
I miss... no, you fraudulently spoke and said that because you don't consider him an equal.
No, I think he misspoke and he meant to.
I think in his mind that Obama thinks he is still president because I think he's pulling
some of the purse strings.
I think he is...
I mean, he even made comments to reporters saying, the perfect presidency for me would
be being President Obama would be for me to sit back and just pull orders back from my
bunker and not have to deal with the day to day bullshit.
Just refer to me and I'll take care of business.
And I think that's actually what's going on.
I think, I think.
Maybe onto something.
How often do you think they consult him?
Frequently.
A lot.
Like weekly?
Daily.
Yeah.
Damn, that's crazy.
I would say daily.
Oh, that's...
Honestly.
That is really frightening.
You gotta think about it.
I mean...
Let's see if he says it here.
Oh, rewind it.
I think he already said it.
That was all set up.
No, hold on.
You gotta back it up a little bit.
Oh, he hugged him.
Vice President Biden.
Vice President...
See?
He caught himself.
That was a joke.
And then he feels bad.
And he caught himself.
Yeah, and he feels bad.
And he goes over there and hugs him because he feels bad.
If it was a planned joke, you would never go out there and hug him.
That was all set up.
My ass.
No, you don't go hug somebody because you feel bad that you offended him.
Let's be honest.
He's looking at Joe Biden right there like he's an old dude in an old folks home.
Well, he's already said a lot of things about Biden while he was in office.
He was like, you don't want to put your stock in this guy.
Yeah, he has.
Yeah, he was like, this is not the guy you want to go with.
I don't think he endorsed him until the very end.
He had to.
He had no choice.
Yeah, until the very end, he endorsed him.
Yeah, he's been on record with saying, not on board with Biden.
And Obama is a good speaker.
I'll give him credit where it's due.
Is he an orator or orator?
What is it?
Order order orator?
Yes.
One of those.
He's a good speaker.
He is.
He's incredible.
He could teach, he could convince grandma to eat a ketchup popsicle with white gloves
on.
I think a lot of these people, if you don't sit there and talk politics, I bet you could
sit there and have a beer and have a grand old time with a lot of these folks.
Oh, of course.
You know?
Normal people.
They're all like Biden.
I'm sorry, like no Biden, I think is different.
I mean, but I think Obama, I think Trump, I think Bush, I think Clinton.
You don't want to sit down.
And if you didn't talk any of that shit, you're just sitting back talking about whatever else.
Oh, I would.
So I would love to play.
I will share one on one basketball.
He'd post up on school.
His ass.
I will share that.
He's tall.
My friend that's a guarantee.
Six nine.
No, God.
No.
My friend that's the Congress guy, Vincent, is he younger than you?
He shared with me that all these guys are exactly with what you're saying.
They're all very down to earth.
Yes.
You know, they're normal people.
Huge egos, I think.
Yeah, big time.
Huge.
It's unfortunate because they are elected officials.
They should serve us, but they don't see it that way.
No, unfortunately, man, we are career politicians.
This is this is fucking month five.
So we are two years, seven months, two years and seven months, two years and eight months.
Well, think about it.
It'll be 24.
It'll actually be 25 January before he's out.
Right.
But in most part, just like Trump, he was pretty much done in November.
Right.
He wasn't passing anything.
He was making some speeches.
But as far as getting anything done, I mean, he was done probably before that because you're
campaigning.
Right.
And hopefully the last six months of Biden's political career, he's not doing anything.
You know, the irony about Obama is he got barely anything done except Obamacare only
because of John Roberts.
Yeah, John Roberts did it for him.
He totally did it for him.
You know, he changed the purpose of the producer.
Put that back.
This the description of the legislation, all the presidents.
Well, I'll tell you what, ever since the mandate went away, if there's an option for if you
want to buy insurance from the government, go for it.
They don't force it now.
Like before, Sean doesn't have insurance now.
That would be illegal.
Right.
And he would get a twenty five hundred dollar fine if you did not sign up for Obamacare.
Right.
That went away.
So now it's because it's illegal.
Correct.
But before, if you did not have insurance, you would have been fined twenty five hundred
bucks.
That's correct.
Well, I thought it was two hundred fifty.
No, it's twenty five hundred bucks.
Really?
Wow.
OK.
So that was the only way to have the system pay for itself.
And the only correct and the only and they were trying to and the argument was is saying,
well, it's a tax and then John Roberts said, no, it's not a tax.
Yeah, he can't make that call.
Right.
The legislation was written that it was a tax.
Correct.
And then he alone said it's not a tax.
We're going to interpret it as something different.
Right.
I mean, you can't do that.
Right.
He's shady.
The government is charging me something.
That's a tax.
He's super shady, man.
So the producer pulled up some some factoids about the president's and I'm kind of zeroed
in on the height.
So fascinating.
It is.
Go back to wherever it was.
Mr. Producers were you have so like it six three.
Well, Lincoln is the tallest president we've ever had at six foot three and three quarters.
And really.
But going down the line, this is very surprising.
So you know, we have we have I thought Trump was taller than that.
Well, six foot two.
What you would think the way they build them up, you know, in.
But look, they list Bill Clinton ahead of Donald Trump, even though they're both six
foot two.
Of course, they can't they can't take the lead.
It's they list Bill Clinton ahead of George Bush and Donald.
Oh, I'm looking at that.
I was thinking even though they're the same height, they listen Clinton first.
You tell me that's not deliberate.
Of course it is.
That's crazy.
Of course it is.
That's so crazy.
Yeah, but they're not going by the net of the last name because are they?
Let me look.
We have Trump, Bush and Clinton because Bush comes before Clinton.
Yeah, it sure does.
It sure does.
Bush comes ahead of Clinton.
So they're both the same height, but Clinton is listed first.
So it's not alphabetical.
It's not alphabetical.
All right.
Well, so who's the shortest?
Well, before we dive into that, my point by bringing this up was just looking at this
band of I mean, look at Bill Clinton, six foot two, George Bush, six foot two, Donald
Trump, six foot two, Barack, six foot one, Ronald Reagan, six foot one half, Joe Biden,
six foot one half.
Look these guys.
Wait a second.
They're taller than six foot one.
But.
Huh?
Ronald Reagan and Joe Biden are taller than Barack Obama.
Why are they listed?
Six foot and a half inch.
Six foot one half.
I thought it was one and a half.
I'm sorry.
No.
All right.
Never mind.
So but my point is that they are all relatively within.
You see like these guys walking side by side and once like like you you look at Obama and
he looks like he's way taller than I think because he's thin.
Well, it also is Biden.
Well, Biden's got the calcium deficiency.
Well, also, when you get older, he's one hundred and ten.
Right.
Well, when you get older, you shrink.
That's what I'm saying.
I would I would question if he's still six foot and a half.
No, he's not.
My dad used to be six foot four.
He's way shorter than me.
Yeah.
And I'm six foot one and a quarter.
Really?
Yeah.
It happens.
I know Julie's parents.
They are absolutely shorter than me now.
And he was six.
They're shrinking to my dad.
I'll be curious.
Thank you, producer, for putting that up.
That's that's these are that's interesting stuff.
Yeah.
That makes you know what?
That makes them real people because they are real because you kind of think of them
kind of like Samoans, like they're they're extra ordinary folk.
They're outside of Lincoln and LBJ.
Well, I'll tell you what, outside of Donald Trump up, you have six one.
So I'm Barack.
Right.
So Abe Lincoln was almost six four.
So that's kick ass.
All right.
So let's go ahead and rank them by weight.
But you add that mole.
He may be who was the fattest president we've ever had.
But it's Roosevelt.
Taft.
Howard.
Why?
Why is that so confidently?
He was body shaming.
No, he's who was the fattest president we've ever had.
I bet it's Taft.
You.
Yeah.
OK, here we go.
I'm guessing.
President.
It really is out there.
I was joking, but OK.
Oh, it is.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
All right.
But how heavy was he?
Don't look.
Three hundred and forty pounds or three forty.
Oh, shut up.
What is his weight?
He just gave up.
He weighed three hundred and forty pounds.
No, he didn't.
That's right there.
Three hundred and forty pound president.
Dude.
Followed by.
Oh, he was fat.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Go back to that list because Donald Trump was number three at two thirty nine.
Yeah.
But that's all muscle.
Bill Clinton, two and a quarter.
Here we go.
All these modern presidents are in the top five.
Donald Trump.
You look at Clinton.
See, see Barack.
Wow.
Abraham Lincoln.
He was skinny.
Six, four at one hundred eighty pounds.
Yeah.
And Barack is skinny, too.
Not as skinny as a Barack Obama.
I take his ass out.
A hundred.
Yeah, I was going to say, I promise you, I play him one on one.
I destroy him.
I promise you.
He thinks he's a good bad ball player.
I don't know anything about James Madison.
He was a fricking he's a rodent.
He's a hundred pounds.
He could not be a hundred pounds.
No, that was when he died.
No, I'm sorry.
He could not be a hundred pounds.
That can't be right.
Well, back then, they did a lot of how tall was he?
And their snuff back then was cocaine.
He's three foot two.
That explains it.
He was like a hundred pounds.
Well, like I said, they did a lot of cocaine back then.
Hold on.
What was his height?
I don't believe a hundred pounds.
No, believe it.
He's tiny little dude.
Hundred pounds.
Yeah.
It was James Madison.
James Madison height.
He was six four.
Six eight.
He was five eleven.
There we go.
Five eleven.
Five hundred pounds.
Oh, he's five four.
James Madison weighed a hundred pounds.
There we go.
Well, he was a little whippersnapper, wasn't he?
He's a tiny little dude.
Come here, little buddy.
Hop on my lap.
He tousled his hair.
So if we had a time machine.
Corn pop.
Here's the thing.
If we had a time machine and we went back and met the founding fathers, we could kick
the shit out of all.
Oh, man.
I mean, and we're not even fighters.
We're not MMA fighters.
Yeah, I kind of disagree.
You could beat up George Washington.
I think back then, I think we could bet they were small.
I bet they were scrappy.
Life was way different.
Yeah, I bet they're incredibly scrappy.
You think they're incredibly strong.
You know, they're country strong.
Yes.
All of them.
Right?
Because they're always like lifting rocks.
Oh, dude.
It's like, hey, I got to go to the post office.
It's not like you're going to hop in the fucking car.
Dude, they had to hump it to the post office.
And they were like practicing with their saber every day.
The wife is like, can you please bring me some fucking wine?
And you're like, dude, it is an hour to the store and back.
And I got to hump it.
They just smelled and had crotch rot and everything, and they just went to town on you.
And riding the horses back and forth.
Absolutely.
You've got to hump the horses you're riding because it's a lot of core strength.
Yeah, and the wife's complaining.
The roof is leaking again.
Can you please proof the house, please?
It's all thatched.
It's thatch.
They're re-thatching the roof every freaking week.
They're carrying mud up there.
Well, we're not in Congo.
100 pounds.
You know what?
That's an excellent point.
I mean, I make the joke that I could kick the shit out of them.
I think they could all kick the shit out of me.
So that guy could kick the ass out of you?
Well, no, not Taft.
Taft 340 pounds.
Taft would roll on me and smush me and kill me.
How tall was Taft?
Did he say in there?
Look how big he is.
That's ridiculous.
He was a big man.
340 pounds.
Well, that's interesting.
That's before the country was a beast.
How did you realize he was that freaking heavy?
Taft is from Cincinnati.
Oh, okay.
So you've seen the statue.
So you had to walk around it.
Probably in school we learned about all the...
There's a bunch of...
If you believe it or not, there's a bunch of...
He was one of the more representative presidents.
So he's almost six foot.
That is hilarious.
So does this say anything about the longest penis for the president?
No, we're not going there.
Did they cast-mode it?
Did that groupie cast-mode all the president's penis?
No, she was from the 60s, 70s.
What was her name?
Castor?
I don't know.
Castor plaster?
Cock-a-ball castor.
Castor plaster.
All right, so...
They called her the CBC, the cock-a-ball castor.
I find it amazing that...
Wait a minute, over here.
I find it amazing...
Hold on.
How much does Lizzo weigh?
That is a question.
Who?
Right there.
How much does Lizzo weigh?
Good God.
As much as Taft.
Who the fuck is Lizzo?
Yeah, who's Lizzo?
She's a singer.
No, I don't care.
I just thought that was funny.
Isn't it amazing that we can, like, in an instant,
get a ranking of our presidents by weight?
I'm thinking a shoe size.
Shoe size, really?
Hold on, it says, hold on.
Go up, go up.
See right there, it says Donald Trump is 6'3 in this one.
Mm-hmm.
I thought he was back taller than 6'5.
I thought he was, too.
You know why?
Because they wanted...
That's right.
They wanted him shorter than...
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yep, they wanted to push him down.
These freaking wily...
I know it.
Liberals, man.
That's big media.
What do you call it, big tech?
The power of suggestion.
All right.
Anyway, we know that Donald Trump would kick the shit out
of any of those guys.
No, I don't think so.
He doesn't have to.
Because he has people?
Because he has people that doesn't?
Oh, man, dude, at a certain point, you're like,
I don't give a fuck.
First of all, he doesn't give a fuck.
So is he running or not?
Is he what?
Is he running?
He'll, after the midterms, he'll...
I think he'll make it.
He'll make his call?
Yeah.
I mean, who's to say Barack Obama won't run again?
He's not allowed to, legally.
Why not?
Two terms.
Two terms is it?
I thought it was two consecutive terms.
No.
Nope.
Two terms, period.
That's after Roosevelt won four.
They put the rule in five.
Yeah, because he was becoming a freaking dictator.
Yeah, he...
You said five?
Four.
No, he's four in a row.
He ran four, and that's after he died.
He died in office.
They changed the rules and said you can only run two terms.
Good for them, by the way.
You know how hard it is to pass an amendment into the Constitution?
And everyone agreed, yeah, we shouldn't have a president that runs for four terms.
Right.
Right?
Well, because that's what, 16 years?
That's ridiculous.
Right?
That's a fucking dictator.
Yeah.
But here's the problem.
Now, nowadays, none of our allies can rely on us to keep our word because...
Well, wish washy.
Well, because when the next president comes into office, they undo all the executive orders.
Correct.
So now you can't trust America.
You can't trust America to stand by its word on anything because of executive orders.
Like the Iran deal.
Yes.
I mean, that's the true statement.
You know, it's like a dipshit Biden actually put the Iranians on the non-terrorist list.
Yeah.
Because he wants their oil.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
It's crazy.
I think that was one of the requirements, right?
So the Iranians says you need to take us off our let list.
So he did.
Incredible.
And he's doing business with Maduro, isn't he?
Yeah.
The dictator down in...
Yeah, he's talking to freaking...
Maduro down in Venezuela.
One of the biggest human rights abusers on the planet.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, I saw something today.
It was...
I will send it to you guys.
It was a...
Actually, when Jordan Peterson was on Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson was talking about
Russia...
Hold on.
Time out.
Who is Jordan Peterson?
Jordan Peterson, he was actually a professor at a college up in Canada, but he's come out
because he was a staunch...
An staunch opposition to the pronoun usage.
Okay.
Because...
He's a Canadian clinical psychologist.
Yes.
And he taught college as well.
And the Canadian government was going to pass laws to force you, force the person to use
these pronouns.
Unbelievable.
And he's like, the government should not try to tell me how to speak.
Right.
You're a he, you're a she.
You can't force me to call you anything else.
Right.
This is my language, or whatever.
So that's how he kind of got on.
There's a bunch of videos out there of him.
It's further than that.
He...
He talks a lot of stuff.
He's fantastic at statistically bringing up stats.
Yeah, he really is brilliant.
So people will ask him very, very difficult questions and he'll answer them.
He'll be just like, well, you know, I want you to say, well, talking about how...
Could be like 11%, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, you know, talk about, for example, how women make less, you know?
And then he starts bringing up these statistics about, you know, well, the suicide rate for
men are higher.
There are more men in jail.
There are more men that work in institutions like coal mining and this, you know, just,
you know, he's got an incredible brain.
One of the arguments I saw, he was arguing against this feminist where she's like, well,
we need to have equal representation, female wise, in politics.
He goes...
Different industries.
He goes, well, OK.
He goes, and he starts naming all these industries.
He goes, well, in brick laying, it's 90% men.
Should we have...
Yeah.
Will you support 50% women as bricklayers?
She had no answer for it.
And he listed a few of these.
Really?
What?
I don't think the compressor got that or the gate.
Did we have a technical malfunction?
Yeah, that was an ass blast.
So anyway, he's brilliant.
Anyway, on this Joe Rogan podcast that I saw today, I don't know how old it was, but they
were talking about Ukraine and Russia way back from 1919, I believe, when Russia took
over that part of...
When the Russian revolution happened and became the Soviet Union, the Communist Soviet Union.
And Jordan Peterson was like, well, what happened is Russia invaded.
They took all of the farms because Ukraine's a huge farming country.
And we're experiencing that now.
Right.
And so, what happened is these farms and these communities would live off this.
So the whole country would live off these farms.
Well, what happened when Soviet communism took over is, well, those farms, now you have
to feed the rest of Russia.
Right.
So instead of feeding yourself, you have to send all your food to serve the collective,
right?
Correct.
And so Ukraine went into a huge starvation.
Unbelievable.
They were starving.
Even though they were making all the food.
Correct.
The Soviet government was taking it all.
They couldn't even feed themselves.
Correct.
And what he said, he goes, there are actually posters that the Soviet government put out
and says, remember, do not eat your children.
Don't eat your babies.
Because they turned to cannibalism to survive.
This is Communist Soviet that did this.
Unbelievable.
And it stopped Joe Rogan down in his tracks.
He was like, you don't know this stuff.
Yeah.
These are deep-seated factoids that he's pulling them out.
Very intelligent guy.
That is unbelievable.
And he's so well-grounded.
And he speaks so eloquently.
And he's got all the right answers.
And these folks try to trap him all the time.
They can't do it.
They can.
They're just kind of like, and they're bewildered.
The guys that are interviewing him, trying to trap him, they're like, he has dumped me.
I can't move forward.
It's kind of refreshing to see a liberal, stunted, having a conversation with him.
Yeah.
I just, I feel so bad.
Because all the Ukrainian people want is freedom.
Freedom.
That's all they want is freedom.
Well, look, we've got problems like that all over the world.
And we've got our own shit going on.
We pulled out of Afghanistan.
That's all they want.
I mean, there are people here in the United States that are from Afghanistan that can't
go back home.
And the people that are, we've got, I mean, we've got United States citizens trapped over
there.
Yeah, we do.
Still.
Yeah, still.
And what are we doing?
All the focus is put on to Ukraine right now.
We're, I mean, this whole thing is just a fuck up.
And you know what the deal is?
And I talked about this probably on two or three podcasts now.
It's because of China.
We pulled out of Afghanistan because of China.
China is over there right now.
They've got no attention on Afghanistan and they're over there raping the land, stealing
all the natural minerals, just going into town and just excavating, excavating, excavating.
And they're going to do this for another two years and eight months until the Republican
gets an office and we start realizing what the hell's going on over there.
Right.
You know, ignorance is bliss.
When's the last time you've heard of something that's going on over in Afghanistan?
I heard a couple of stories where they reneged on their promise.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
Re what?
Reneged on their promise.
You can't say that.
That's, that.
Yeah.
That's not a Rachel term.
Reneged on their promise.
It means to go back on.
Doe, did you hear about the teacher who was reading a book that had the word niggardly
in it?
And she got fired.
Right.
And that's a that's a real word.
It's a real word.
Does that mean black?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It means to be frugal.
Yeah.
Frugal.
It has nothing to do with the n word.
It just it's very similar or sounding wide.
Well, I mean, and she was reading it and it was in the text.
It was in this book.
She got fired.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that we've already talked about.
Remember the tennis broadcaster that said that Serena Williams was had a brilliant at
the net game.
It was like guerrilla warfare.
He got fired.
Fire.
Even though they spell that differently, they spell it differently and it means everything
differently and they still fight.
He should have been like it was like the Sandinistas like it's like the Barbary Pirates.
How does that happen?
Like how are so many people that are involved in the decision to fire him so fucking ignorant
that they don't know what the word guerrilla.
I think they just they all of a sudden a Twitter pops up and there's like, oh my God, and they're
and they're cowards.
Yes.
Oh man.
100 percent.
And they can't just send a tweet saying he said guerrilla.
He didn't say gorilla.
Right.
Like and they can't they can't.
You know what?
They need to be hunted down and and made accountable.
Well, why is every what happened?
Is there a tornado warning?
You guys are both looking at your phones.
No, I was sending our producer a message downstairs real quick.
All right.
Do we want to pause?
Yeah, let's do this is a pause.