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It's just like us.

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It's dudes like us.

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It's dudes like us.

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Did they steal the concept?

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Oh my god.

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It's exactly so it's a...

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Is it more high tech though maybe?

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No it's not.

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They said they have cameras.

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They have nicer, they have a little bit nicer microphones but as far as like the hardware

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goes we have got better sound system.

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But their stuff is...

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So I thought that...

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Okay so what we're talking about is the show, it's sunny in what?

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So okay first of all it's dudes like us.

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It's the first week of April.

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April.

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And I'm Sean.

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We're in April now.

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And I'm Jeff.

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I'm Paul.

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And we're just shooting off the hip.

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We've got some topics we're going to be talking about.

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We're going to float all over the place like we normally do but kicking off I made a remark

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about it's always sunny in Philadelphia and I'm not talking about the television show

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that you find on TNT.

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Because that show is over with right?

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It's not a still running show.

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No it's done I think isn't it?

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I don't think it's done.

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I don't think they...

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They didn't say this is the end of...

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We're not going to renew.

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I think that COVID had shut them down and they just haven't started back up.

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They've got like 12 seasons under their belt.

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So they did like a spin off podcast.

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So they did but they're not doing it in character.

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They're doing it as themselves but themselves are just like the characters.

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I was going to say it's basically themselves.

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Oh right.

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I mean they're three talking and they have a producer and she is...

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Is it the blonde that's on the show?

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No she's...

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She's not on the show.

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Dee Snider?

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No.

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Dee's nuts.

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Dee's nuts.

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Deandra Reynolds is the character name.

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I forget what her real name is but she showed up on a few Phantom shows on mainstream TV.

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I thought we were funny.

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I thought her character was good but she turned out to...

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The shows did make it.

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It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

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Paul have you seen the show?

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I have not.

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I'm trying to fight through the first season still.

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Oh yeah.

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I can't get into it.

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Honestly it's tough.

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But I mean once you're in the zone these guys are all obnoxious.

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A lot of them are wannabe actors and you've got Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Deandra.

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And Dennis who's on the very far right and Deandra, their dad is Danny DeVito.

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And you find out like in season six or seven that...

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Oh spoiler alert.

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Oh whatever.

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I'm going to watch it.

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He's not actually their father.

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No way to go.

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I'm not watching it now.

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It's hilarious.

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But the whole thing about it...

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But he's still their dad.

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So it's hilarious.

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These guys are all... they're just raunchy people.

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The one that I watched with you that I found funny which got me to try to watch the first

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season which was nothing like the first season.

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It's when they're at the water park and they were trying to get button line.

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Yeah so Danny DeVito.

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He had... cigarette burns.

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He was cigarette burning himself wasn't he?

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Charlie was giving him hickeys on his arm and so he was going around saying, I have

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AIDS, I have AIDS.

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And he was cutting line because if you're handicapped you get to cut the line.

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And so they're like... they go down the slide, splash and have a great time.

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They get out all giddy and they're cutting through lines.

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They're all dripping wet.

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I got AIDS, I got AIDS.

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So they get to cut through line again.

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And then they get to this one ride that's not open yet.

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And it's one of those tall rides with the long slide and you jump down there.

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It was dry.

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It was dry.

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And so they're up there and Danny DeVito is kind of like, well doesn't this...

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Charlie, doesn't this need to be wet?

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He takes the water bottle and so Danny DeVito steps over the edge and you hear this streak.

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And he leans into the pool at the very bottom and you see this blood splurt everywhere from

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all the open sores and then he goes, wait a minute, that's the guy that has AIDS.

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And then they had to shut down the pool.

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So anyways, they've got a podcast.

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So what is it on again?

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What's streaming?

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You know, it's not on Netflix anymore.

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It's on Hulu, I believe.

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It used to be on Netflix.

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Yeah, they took it.

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Well, actually it is on Netflix if you have a VPN.

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I think it's in the UK.

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Yeah, if you VPN to UK, then you can watch it there.

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That's how I was watching it.

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Yeah, I could do that.

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I enjoy it because I like to kind of...

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The last hour that I'm awake, I like to put on a show that can repeat where I could just

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stare at it into oblivion.

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And then I turn the TV on a setting and make it go off the timer.

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You know, sleep, sleep.

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And so that's one of them I used to do.

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And I love the show and they have a new podcast and it reminds me of us because they're dudes

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like us.

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They really are.

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You know, and they're kind of down to earth.

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They've got some...

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They're all quirky, you know.

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They delve into the politics like we do?

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They...

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Yes and no.

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They talked about politics.

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I was listening to them yesterday.

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They talked about some politics.

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But then they were like, we don't want to talk about politics because they were like,

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it's boring.

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We don't want to talk about it.

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Well, it's kind of like us and then we do it anyway.

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We can't help it.

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It was frustrating because they ran into some of the same roadblocks that we ran into.

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And we were talking about how they were trying to pass a bill and they're like, wait a minute,

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what's the Senate doing with kicking around the bill first?

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Doesn't the House usually get the bill first?

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And nobody fully understands how the process works.

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And I was like, well...

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I'm thinking about inner monologue and I'm like trying to tell them, you know.

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It's funny.

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Just like, listen to us, listen to dudes like us and you would know.

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Because we went through this process.

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Oh, we give...

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We spew so much misinformation that any of our audience is like, no, it's that or it's

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this or the movie you're thinking of is this.

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Watching their podcast made me realize that our podcast isn't that bad.

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Did you hear that, listeners?

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It's not that bad.

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These guys are...

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Hang with us.

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...are professionals.

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They have... they've got the charisma, they've got the personalities.

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But you know, so do we.

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But they've got the cameras.

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They've got the name recognition.

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They do.

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And they've got the cameras and they don't go live.

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They got some diehards that watch their show.

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Yeah, they do.

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They really do.

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I mean, you know, until we have our own sitcom, we're going to...

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And I'm sure you have Danny DeVito guesting every time.

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Oh my God, Danny DeVito.

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He's one of my heroes.

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He really is.

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I think he's at the point in his age where he's like, I don't give a shit.

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Well, I think he was always that way.

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True, but he's more so that way now.

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So his big break was Taxi, right?

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That's where he started off with.

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I think so, as far as...

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That's the first time I've ever seen.

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And then he did a ton of movies.

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Ah, yeah.

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He was in Romance in the Stone.

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Yes, he was.

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Yeah, that was an early 80s one.

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He was Throw Mama from the Train.

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He was with Twins.

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That's right, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Twin.

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Yeah, and he...

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He's married to the chick that was in Cheers.

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Oh yeah.

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The curly head.

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I don't remember what her name was in Cheers.

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Oh, the redhead.

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Serena.

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She had dark hair.

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Serena?

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No, no, Serena.

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She had dark curly hair.

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Her name was Rhea Pearlman, I think.

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Yeah, Rita, Rita, Rhea.

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What was her name in the damn show?

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It doesn't matter.

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Rhea?

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Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen Cheers.

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He was also the Penguin in the Batman movie, the very first one.

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Oh, yes, he was.

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Yeah, let me see here.

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Billy Wise Guys.

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I don't remember him on that.

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My Little Pony?

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The movie.

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Oh, Ruthless People.

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Have you seen Ruthless People?

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Yes.

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Yes, I think so.

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You know what?

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I don't recall what it's about, though.

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It's got your favorite actress, Bette Midler, in it.

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Oh, let's move on.

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All right, well, hold on.

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There's also other...

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I think it's other people's money.

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I don't know.

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Oh, there it is.

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There it is, other people's money.

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Okay, so other people's money is actually...

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I find this to be a hidden gem.

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Really?

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Because...

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Like Arugula?

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What was that one called?

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Yeah, like my cousin...

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Right.

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My cousin Vinnie.

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No, it's My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin.

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I find that to be a gem, too.

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This one is a gem for Danny DeVito.

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He was so obnoxious in that movie, though.

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My Blue Heaven was Steve Martin.

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That's a gem for Steve Martin.

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As far as Steve Martin goes, this one is the perfect...

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Other people's money.

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He's extremely wealthy, and he would buy other companies and liquidate them.

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That's it.

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Well, that's the same Pretty Woman.

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That's what Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman.

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With Dick Gere?

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Yeah, with Dick Gere with the hamster problem.

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Good lord.

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Has that ever been validated?

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Of course not.

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It's stupid.

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What, the Interview the Mouse?

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How are you going to validate that?

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I don't know, hospital records?

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Yeah, if they're pulling out hamster hair.

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I mean, did he insert that himself, or did he have an accomplice?

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Had to be a tube.

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That's what I mean.

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It has to be one of those hamster world tubes, right?

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Right.

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The little wheel on the end of it.

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That's terrible.

267
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Do you guys ever have hamsters growing up?

268
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Chipmunks already?

269
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There's just dirty.

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No, I never had a hamster.

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I want one.

272
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I never had one.

273
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Aren't they dirty little creatures?

274
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I mean, they're in their house.

275
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Well, that's what I'm saying.

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They need to clean them out.

277
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I don't think they're dirty.

278
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And they run through those little tunnels and get on the little wheel and shit everywhere.

279
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Well, I mean, they shit on their shit mats.

280
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Well, I mean, everything shits, right?

281
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Every pet shits.

282
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Yeah.

283
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So, the gerbil versus a hamster, what's the difference there?

284
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I think gerbils are larger.

285
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Are they?

286
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Gerbils are a little bit larger, and hamsters are relatively small.

287
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They're as small as mice.

288
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Are they both pets?

289
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They can get a little bit big.

290
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No, hamsters are bigger than gerbils.

291
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Guinea pigs are big.

292
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I think hamsters are large.

293
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Are they not?

294
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I don't know.

295
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But gerbil versus hamster, they look the same.

296
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They look identical.

297
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I think they just copy pasted and put it on the other side.

298
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One looks more like a squirrel.

299
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Which makes a better pet.

300
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They look the same.

301
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They look like velociraptors with hair.

302
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,040
Yeah, the hamsters look a little more squirrelish.

303
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So to reveal the pros and cons, which one's more expensive?

304
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Inexpensive pets.

305
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You need to buy food and substrate.

306
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What the hell is substrate?

307
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It's the container in which they exist.

308
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,560
I think it's the cedar wood chips.

309
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,040
Oh, it's the chips they run around in and pee on.

310
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Do gerbils or hamsters bite more?

311
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,560
Both hamsters and gerbils have recognizable front teeth that are always growing, so biting

312
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on wood or toys to help reduce the length of the insizers will be still quite the sharp.

313
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Gerbils rarely bite.

314
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So it says on the bottom.

315
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,560
The reason for this behavior, blah, blah, blah.

316
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,560
Yeah, but what are the physical traits?

317
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Check this out.

318
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They're both pleasurable anally.

319
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What the hell?

320
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It does not say that.

321
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Oh, no it didn't.

322
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Sorry, my bad.

323
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
What the hell, man?

324
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It's on Paul's website.

325
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
He has bookmarked.

326
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So basically what they do is that they stick the mouse, gerbil, hamster or whatever it

327
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is and they load it up in the tube and the tube climbs all the way up the tube, but then

328
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they yank the tube out.

329
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Oh, stop.

330
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,880
And then the rodent is stuck in the butt.

331
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No, and then it storms around.

332
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,240
Oh, it's trying to get out.

333
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Oh, it just wants to start biting everywhere.

334
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I don't understand.

335
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,680
Well, maybe it's a gerbil so they don't bite.

336
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,240
Who's the first person to try that?

337
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And why would you want to stick a live animal in your ass?

338
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I don't know.

339
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Do I get a pass?

340
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,080
No, you have to answer this.

341
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I'm going to call a friend.

342
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,080
Yeah, Lifeline.

343
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,080
You're going to do a Lifeline on this one?

344
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,080
I'm calling Paul.

345
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Hi, Mom.

346
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,080
Hi, Mom, listen.

347
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Do you have any idea why somebody would stick a gerbil up their ass?

348
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,600
I mean, they're looking at it like, Dan, did you tell them?

349
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:36,680
Well, it's like someone had to be sitting there and had to have a hamster and go, I

350
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,440
wonder what that feels like in my butt.

351
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,440
Jesus, Edith.

352
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Why?

353
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,760
Why would you sit there and think that?

354
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OK, hold on.

355
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,680
I don't know if we really want to go here, but obviously there is some sort of erogenous

356
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,320
zone in that area because...

357
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,680
It's called the prostate.

358
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The prostate's the erogenous zone?

359
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,480
On the dude in your anal.

360
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,480
Your anus?

361
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,480
Or in your rectum.

362
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Well, there you go.

363
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,480
So I guess they get the gerbil up there and it starts...

364
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,480
Shredding your prostate?

365
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,040
It starts breakdancing with your prostate.

366
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,200
Because of the juliani in your prostate.

367
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200
This is the first half.

368
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,200
Yeah.

369
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,200
This is the first ten minutes.

370
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,360
This is usually something we have on the second half.

371
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,480
Which means we are not talking about anything as alcohol induced.

372
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,160
Well, someone brought up Dick Gere and his gerbil fantasy.

373
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:24,600
So, Danny DeVito, he...

374
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Other people's money.

375
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120
Basically he...

376
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I find he's extremely...

377
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,840
He's a douchebag, but he's also very funny in the movie.

378
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,440
I find it's an older movie.

379
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,440
91.

380
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I would highly recommend.

381
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,440
All right.

382
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,440
There you have it.

383
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,440
All right.

384
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,440
So Danny DeVito on the...

385
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,400
It's always sunny in Philadelphia, which we also recommend.

386
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I would recommend watching it.

387
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720
Just it's freaking funny.

388
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,880
These guys are a bunch of assholes.

389
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,280
They're a bunch of losers.

390
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,340
And you know what they do?

391
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,360
They push the limits.

392
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Really?

393
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,560
They talk about the N-word.

394
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,160
Oh, really?

395
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,160
They do.

396
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,160
They push every...

397
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,600
They're not worried about being canceled.

398
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,160
Every limit that you could push on the show, they do it.

399
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,160
So hold on.

400
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,960
Was that before Woke came around?

401
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960
I don't know.

402
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960
They're still on...

403
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,960
Right?

404
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,080
Because if they're not still on the air...

405
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,480
Episode number one, she was dating a black guy.

406
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,040
And it's episode number one.

407
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,080
And they went right out of the gate.

408
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,080
Yeah.

409
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,080
Just straight out of the gate.

410
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,200
Now, mind you, that was like the first episode.

411
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,880
And they were saying that...

412
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:35,480
I forget which TV, USA, I think, started them off and gave them a ridiculously small budget

413
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,480
to start with.

414
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,480
Right.

415
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,480
And...

416
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,480
Yeah, the quality is really poor.

417
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,220
It's in like 4-3 aspect ratio.

418
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,560
They said they used a VHS camera.

419
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,560
It looks like it.

420
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,160
Well, but Danny DeVito, I mean, that's...

421
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:54,400
Danny DeVito did not join the cast until like the fourth season.

422
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,120
When they started gaining momentum.

423
00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,240
So Danny DeVito found out about the show.

424
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,240
Found out about the show.

425
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,240
Or became a fan.

426
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,240
Through his kids.

427
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,240
Yeah, probably started watching it.

428
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,240
Thought it was funny.

429
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,360
And somehow got tied in.

430
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,360
And he figured out how to put them on.

431
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:12,640
It actually starts on the second season because I watched a couple on the second show.

432
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,760
Can you imagine that though, being a seasoned actor and just kind of, you know, you're in

433
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,400
between movies or you haven't done anything in a while.

434
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,520
And yeah, you're talking to your kids and they tell you, oh, dad, you got to watch it.

435
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,520
It's funny.

436
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:26,800
And he literally calls his agent and says, check, see if they want me on that show.

437
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,040
And they would be freaking out.

438
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:34,080
But what had happened is USA had approached the cast and they were like, hey, look, we're

439
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,920
on the fence on bringing you back for a second season.

440
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,920
Happens all the time.

441
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,000
Here's what we need.

442
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:46,360
We need for you to sign a name, get a big name and we'll consider bringing in for the

443
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,360
second season.

444
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,360
Yeah.

445
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,560
And I don't know how they milked Danny DeVito or how they got him in there.

446
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,280
Did they put his name out in the circus somehow?

447
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,280
I don't know.

448
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,280
But he got on.

449
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,760
He signed on.

450
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,960
They approved the ticket and he's been there a long time.

451
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
He's got 150 something episodes.

452
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,480
There are 13 seasons in.

453
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,480
Right.

454
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:09,840
And they're I mean, it's so crazy because he goes, Danny DeVito in the show is extremely

455
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,840
wealthy.

456
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840
Right.

457
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,120
And he gives up everything.

458
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,120
He doesn't care.

459
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,240
He's like he, you know, his wife takes half and he's still just rich, you know, and every

460
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,960
year never runs out.

461
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,960
So obnoxious.

462
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:30,840
I mean, it's like during Christmas every year, Danny DeVito will buy for himself the gifts

463
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,400
that his kids want for them.

464
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,320
It's like, you know, like in your face.

465
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,320
Yeah.

466
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,320
He's like, hey, look at this.

467
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,320
He's got a green Lamborghini.

468
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,160
He pulls up and he buys this.

469
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,160
He's got this purse.

470
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,400
He liked my man bag.

471
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,240
And she was like, oh, and Dennis is like, does he know?

472
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,080
Does he actually know what they want?

473
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,920
Or something that they would want?

474
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,360
He does it on purpose because he's he's being a dick to him.

475
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:59,240
Yeah, sounds like he keeps it for a while and then returns it.

476
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,240
At least I don't know.

477
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,240
It disappears on the next episode.

478
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240
Right.

479
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,240
That's funny.

480
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,800
You know, they've got all kinds of crust.

481
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:09,040
They push the limit on gay people and they're all alcoholics.

482
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,880
And the chart and I don't know.

483
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,800
You got to watch how the show develops.

484
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,280
I mean, so do you think do you think that because woke came on the scene that a lot

485
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,240
of those shows are backing off?

486
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:26,360
I mean, I've heard a lot of comedians say it's killing is killing, you know, the comedic.

487
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,840
Yes, I think I think it is starting to kill some of the comedies because I try to watch

488
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840
them.

489
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,840
The new ones.

490
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
I'm just like, yeah, this is awful.

491
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,240
It's very it's very watered down, right?

492
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,400
Watered down to their because they can't offend anyone.

493
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:42,480
So so but I also I get the feeling like they're kind of rebelling, like they're fighting back.

494
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,240
I think some of the comedians are I think I mean, not only comedians, I think I think

495
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,880
the kind of the world's kind of shifting.

496
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,600
Oh, the world is.

497
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,800
Yes, you're correct.

498
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:56,600
I think because because the woke crowd is a very small subset percentage of.

499
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600
Yes.

500
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,600
Very loud, very obnoxious, very shaming.

501
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,600
Correct.

502
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,600
And that terrifies anybody.

503
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,600
Correct.

504
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600
Yeah.

505
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600
Anyone like Disney?

506
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600
Look what's going on with Disney.

507
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,600
They felt pressure and they got suckered in.

508
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
I mean, what a shit storm.

509
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah, I don't know.

510
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,800
And now they have internal strife.

511
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,800
Oh, yeah.

512
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,200
Like these conservatives at Disney are coming out against the liberals at Disney and they're

513
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:21,680
all like arguing over who should be, you know, you know, influencing the direction of the

514
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680
company.

515
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,680
Right.

516
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,720
I mean, why are companies even thinking they need to get involved in this kind of stuff?

517
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,720
They don't need to.

518
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,000
They need to stay with what worked for them for 50 years.

519
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
That's right.

520
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Like Disney.

521
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,760
Why do you have California executives dabbling in Florida politics?

522
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760
Right.

523
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,760
The Santa's point.

524
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:43,560
They're like, we don't we don't allow California to dictate what we do.

525
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:48,120
And frankly, Disney doesn't even know what the fuck they're talking about.

526
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,120
They don't.

527
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:57,520
It's a crime to have that conversation with a minor of any called pedophilia.

528
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,560
Any kind of conversation about it.

529
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,560
Right.

530
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,560
You know what I mean?

531
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,560
It's just been totally corrupted.

532
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,800
The whole they were very good at getting the message out and the media latched onto it.

533
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800
Oh, they did.

534
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,280
And sold it.

535
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,480
And that's all you saw was that don't say gay.

536
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,920
And that's the word that's not even in it.

537
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,920
I don't even know.

538
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:22,480
I mean, the Will Smith slap kind of took the the sting out of the hosts, the three hosts

539
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:28,720
that were, you know, Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall.

540
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,440
And they were the ones that were hosting the show.

541
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,920
And I thought it was Chris Rock.

542
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:38,600
Well, I mean, Chris Rock was kind of a co-host, you know, but it was a four of them.

543
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600
Yeah.

544
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,040
And I don't know how the denominations broke out, but they were supposed to have three

545
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,960
women and they were they have a little section on there.

546
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,960
Any white guys represented?

547
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,960
No white.

548
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:59,800
So one of the sections they were Austin Seavey, if you can find Michael Jackson, Oscar hosts.

549
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,520
So they well.

550
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,520
So anyways, they were up there.

551
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:08,040
They were talking about all the popular stuff going on, the latest news articles.

552
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,520
And I'm a see if he can just pull it up in that way.

553
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,760
They can they can say it real quick.

554
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,760
Oh, I see.

555
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,080
So so that was their little political.

556
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,800
Well, that was one of them.

557
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:23,800
So first of all, Amy, first of all, I think all three women are funny as hell.

558
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,800
I like them.

559
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:33,360
And it's a shame that they have to taint their talent by infusing politics into it.

560
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,720
Because it really I could watch them.

561
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,280
I could watch movies with them.

562
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,040
If they shut the fuck up.

563
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,040
Right.

564
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:44,080
And you know, it's it's kind of like some of these.

565
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,080
It's kind of like Barbara Streisand.

566
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:52,480
You know, there was, you know, one concerts that she goes on and performs.

567
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480
There have been people.

568
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:58,760
You know, she says starts slamming, I don't know, whatever president, whoever the Republican

569
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,800
president was in the House at the time.

570
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,400
And then you have these people that just stand up and when you stop talking about politics

571
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,320
and just saying, if you don't like it, you can leave.

572
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,320
Right.

573
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,320
And they get up and leave.

574
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,200
I mean, that's uncalled for.

575
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Right.

576
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
It's uncalled for.

577
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,200
You know, her tickets aren't cheap.

578
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,720
No, they're not.

579
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720
So right there.

580
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,840
I don't know if you can get audio on there, but this is this is the perfect thing right

581
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,840
here.

582
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,280
OK, first off, why is Amy Schumer falling out of her dress?

583
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,280
I think she's gross.

584
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,840
I don't think she's funny either.

585
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,840
That's gross.

586
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,840
I don't think one of Sykes is funny either.

587
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840
She has a unique voice.

588
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840
All right.

589
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,840
Well, let's hear what they have to say.

590
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:35,920
We're going to have a great night tonight, and for you people in Florida, we're going

591
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,520
to have a gay night.

592
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:42,020
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

593
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,020
Really?

594
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:44,760
That's just stupid.

595
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,240
It's unnecessary.

596
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:01,160
But that's ignorance too because you know, I really believe it's ignorance.

597
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,460
It is ignorance because they're implying that that Florida

598
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:06,700
legislatures are anti gay and they're not.

599
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:12,100
But it's like, how can you possibly think it's OK

600
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:16,180
to have that conversation with five, six, seven year olds?

601
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,780
Right. That's what the issue is.

602
00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:21,480
It's about talking about these topics, any kind of topics related to that.

603
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,680
I just young children.

604
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,560
I mean, that that's what it's about.

605
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,700
And it really it bothers me.

606
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:27,920
It really does.

607
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,640
And it's just like, where are you going to draw the line?

608
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:35,500
And the fact that the animosity that I have towards

609
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:41,160
the these politicians that were trying to throw

610
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,880
the the parents that were concerned on these school boards

611
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,000
and classify them as terrorists, right, because they want to stand up

612
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,440
for the kids rights, right?

613
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,440
And how dare they push back on our school boards?

614
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,840
And our methods are shame on them, man.

615
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,240
It's just we know better.

616
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,240
They're not your kids.

617
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,520
This is our reason why.

618
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,600
Right. Is because that's what the boards think.

619
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,880
That's what they do. No idea what the fuck you're doing.

620
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,920
And you've you've got

621
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,880
it, but the parents fought back.

622
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,080
I wonder if you're allowed to sit in on a classroom.

623
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,440
No, not allowed.

624
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,360
I don't think so.

625
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,080
I've always like if it's preplanned and you go in there and sit

626
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,200
because I did when my kids were up here in elementary school,

627
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,760
they had the dogs right

628
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,920
where as a dad, you could go up there and spend the day

629
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,080
and you'd walk kind of like security, right?

630
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,520
Yeah. You get to spend time with your kids and

631
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,080
in their classroom.

632
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,520
And you would actually have some kids come out and you read to them

633
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,800
and stuff like that. Right.

634
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,160
And but it was an all day thing.

635
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,080
And I got to sit through some of the classes and observe and stuff.

636
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:54,560
I think they should have cameras in the classrooms with audio.

637
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,320
I could open up a whole can of worms, but yeah.

638
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,840
Why? No, I mean, I don't I don't disagree with you.

639
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,720
I think I don't think I think from the perspective of

640
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,040
if parents knew how dysfunctional schools were,

641
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,480
not necessarily from the standpoint of what they're being taught,

642
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,400
just how dysfunctional they are.

643
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,800
Like every every school has to bend over backwards

644
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,480
and accommodate bad behavior.

645
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,400
And I think, yeah, I think both ways.

646
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,480
I think I disagree.

647
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,120
I think I disagree with that because you're going to have

648
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,480
everybody's going to disagree with something.

649
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,040
Oh, yeah. And the teachers need to have.

650
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,120
I mean, imagine us, right?

651
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,040
Imagine us having a camera follow us everywhere all day long. Right.

652
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,760
I mean, there's going to be somebody that doesn't agree with something

653
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,120
we're doing. Right. Right.

654
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,360
Yeah, I think you have to go to the school boards,

655
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,880
look at the curriculum, the books, what's being taught

656
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,400
and talk to your kids for one thing. Right. Right.

657
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,560
And but if you had a camera in there, I think you're going to have

658
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,720
one parent, two parents who's going to disagree

659
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,640
with at least one thing that I said every day.

660
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,280
So I just think that would be I think to be a problem.

661
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,280
Yeah. I think the teachers do their thing.

662
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,800
You're opening up a huge can of worms.

663
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,160
But I see where you're going with that.

664
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,800
Maybe accountability, transparency.

665
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,720
I think that if you if you have some concerns

666
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,840
and there are lots of concerns, I mean, especially with some of the younger kids.

667
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,880
Right. You know, I think that it'd be appropriate.

668
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,560
Maybe some of the kindergarten preschool, third grade, fourth grade.

669
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,840
I think we all deserve to know what they're being taught.

670
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,280
No question about it. Yeah.

671
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,720
And if you have a problem, go talk to them. I did. Right.

672
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,920
So if you have a if you find out and hopefully the kids speak up,

673
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,360
kids don't always speak up.

674
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,360
You know, my kids weren't really coming home to tattletales like, yeah, we,

675
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,120
you know, and this was in fifth grade.

676
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,960
So we had already kind of talked about this, the inconvenient truth

677
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,720
and manmade global warming and how much of a joke

678
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,920
the manmade global warming really is. Right.

679
00:25:54,960 --> 00:26:00,000
They came home and say, yeah, teacher so and so is is talking about manmade

680
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,160
global warming and we watched this.

681
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,800
And she didn't let me ask my questions or this or that.

682
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,120
So I went there and talked to him about it.

683
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,560
Did you really? So you talk to the teacher? Who did you talk to?

684
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,160
I talked to the boy's teacher. Yeah.

685
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,400
Oh, wow. And have that conversation.

686
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,200
Well, it went at that age. They shared teachers. Right.

687
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,080
So yeah, one teaches science, one teaches math.

688
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,960
They go back and forth.

689
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:26,360
I I talked to his main teacher and the other teacher was the one.

690
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,560
And I talked to her and I said, you know, I told her it was unacceptable.

691
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,280
And I was like, I have no problem if they want to watch it.

692
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,440
But you have to present both sides and let the kids discuss and talk it out.

693
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,560
Right. Right. Yeah.

694
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,680
Because it's not a foregone conclusion to say you don't

695
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,120
you're not forcing your your views on them.

696
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,560
Let them debate and talk about it. Right.

697
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,120
Even a fifth grade, they could still do that. Right.

698
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,320
Some degree. Right. And they were receptive to that.

699
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,720
He was. Yeah.

700
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,320
And you have no idea if they changed their style or anything.

701
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,440
But I don't know. But at least you you know, you.

702
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,240
Yeah, she agreed with me.

703
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,200
She goes, yes, she goes, I'll talk to her about it.

704
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,200
So the other teacher, she goes, I'll talk to her about it.

705
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,160
And, you know, I have a problem. She had a problem with it as well.

706
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,760
Yeah. It's funny. My oldest, I used to ask him, you know,

707
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,640
because I was getting, you know, whatever conversation I'd have with somebody else,

708
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,240
I get amped up and go, damn, I'm not involved.

709
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,760
I need to make sure my kids aren't being fed, you know, lies or whatever.

710
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,560
And so I talked to my oldest and I was like, did they, you know,

711
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,000
show you that movie or this or that? He's like, what?

712
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,720
And I'm like, well, I mean, so, you know, how do you feel about that?

713
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,080
He was like, Dad, what? What are you talking about?

714
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,000
We like I don't even pay attention.

715
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Like none of this stuff matters to me.

716
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:35,600
So my kids like just never they just they they just like their eyes

717
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,840
glossed over and they were like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

718
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:39,840
I mean, some kids care.

719
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,680
My mind apparently didn't. Right.

720
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,760
So regarding the rest of the Oscars,

721
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,280
I didn't watch any of it.

722
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,480
I didn't watch any of it either.

723
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,360
But there was nothing else that that happened.

724
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,800
I mean, other than that.

725
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,480
But did I see something usually does it?

726
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,800
Did I see a video of a backstage

727
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,240
after the Oscars where Will Smith was up on a stage

728
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,520
doing some sort of backstage thing?

729
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,960
Look up Will Smith backstage Oscars.

730
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,800
When you were scrolling through, I was like, I'm sure they just talked

731
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,080
about his Oscar. No, no, no. He was there.

732
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,760
Well, I know. I bet.

733
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,880
I'm sure it was just questions about King Richard or whatever.

734
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,280
OK, so he hung around after that.

735
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,520
They did kick it out.

736
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,160
They did. They went to the party, the post party and everything.

737
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,400
Had a great time. No, it's disgusting.

738
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,400
I mean, these people should be ashamed of themselves.

739
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,520
He should have gone straight home in shame.

740
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,840
He should have gone to jail.

741
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,840
Well, yeah, I don't disagree there. Yeah.

742
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,720
But he, you know, regardless

743
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,840
whether Chris Rock agrees with it or not, he, you know.

744
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,040
Well, they can still theoretically press charges from what I read.

745
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,600
They don't need a. That's right.

746
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,640
They don't have to have somebody. Right. Right.

747
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,120
Just because of the nature of the victim doesn't have to press charge. Correct.

748
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,880
But didn't the police say that they they reviewed it and they said, you know,

749
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,040
no, there's no point or they're not going to.

750
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,200
Or I thought there was some statement.

751
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,000
Were you looking up the Will Smith post show thing?

752
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,840
No, it's OK. I mean, I would just you guys answered my question.

753
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,600
So he hung around and kept doing stuff.

754
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,960
Oh, yeah. Which is sickening to me.

755
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,400
I know. Anyway, we'll get back on that.

756
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,520
Yeah, we will. All right. What are we drinking tonight?

757
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Sean, a unicorn.

758
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,960
It is a unit straight out of a unicorn's horn.

759
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,480
So who found this?

760
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,240
Yeah. So I so I did an off an off cycle run to total wine

761
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,920
because we were over there at the time, my son and I.

762
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,760
And and then, of course, the dude spots me and I'm like, hey, what's going on?

763
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,840
He's like, so he looks at me and he says, I've got a unicorn.

764
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,400
I was like, oh, really?

765
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,160
And I go over there and he shows me that and there's one bottle.

766
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,840
And I'm like, this is the only one you have.

767
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,000
And he goes, I think we've got a box up above.

768
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,480
And I was like, oh, and that's when I took a picture.

769
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,720
And you were like, they have anymore. I'm coming right now.

770
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,680
I was like, wow, that's assertiveness. Right.

771
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,520
I take what everybody can be motivated by something, right?

772
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,040
It's unicorn bourbons for me, I guess.

773
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,560
You were out the door before I even hung up.

774
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,160
Anyway, so, yeah, this is how you walk into your car.

775
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,200
Right. All right.

776
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,880
So this is Heaven Hill proof 100 aged seven years.

777
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,440
Well, it's a Heaven Hill bottle and bond. Yep.

778
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah, it's probably in seven years.

779
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,920
And it's extremely smooth. Very nice.

780
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,960
So OK, well, so when we poured this in the cup, because the first thing we do

781
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,640
as most some of you may know is at the beginning of our first

782
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,600
and second half show, we pour it into a glass without any ice.

783
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,040
And we swing it. Neat. Yeah. Neat.

784
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,680
And, you know, this one, you first take it in.

785
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,520
And the first thing you're like, oh, that's hot. Yeah, it's hot.

786
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:44,120
It's peppery. And then in about five seconds, it dissipates.

787
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,120
And you're left with what, Jeff?

788
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,920
Some nice bourbon flavors.

789
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,520
I tell you, the flavor stays, man.

790
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,240
Yeah, I taste some some tobacco or tea, maybe.

791
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,400
Is that the right? What's the bash bill on this thing?

792
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,040
That's only 10 percent right.

793
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,000
10 percent. And they jacked up the barley on it. 12 percent.

794
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,600
Yeah, that's it's usually the other way around.

795
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,840
A lot of corn, too. Seventy eight. Yeah, it's yeah, it is.

796
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,760
So anyways, it's a unique bottle.

797
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,000
Another unique bottle. It's a unique taste. It tastes great.

798
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,720
It is great. And we threw a cube in there.

799
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,120
I kind of look a little bit more like I like it with the cube.

800
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,480
Yeah, it just melts it out a little bit.

801
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,120
Yeah, you know, I think all of them, I think in general,

802
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,920
all of them are mellowed out a little bit better with a cube.

803
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,640
So this is Heaven Hill.

804
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,480
So that's great. Bottled in bonds.

805
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,760
Oh, and check this for a seven year bourbon.

806
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,920
It's forty dollars.

807
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,600
How does that it used to be that's crazy.

808
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,960
It used to be well, what I read about this is this was really

809
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,560
guys pay for it. Forty bucks.

810
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,600
I spent one hundred and ten dollars.

811
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,960
Well, what was the last one?

812
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,400
How did you buy this one?

813
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,640
No, it was 40 bucks. That's what he said.

814
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,000
He was like, it's only 40 bucks. I was like, oh, my God.

815
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,080
Well, I read up on this and this was really relegated to just Kentucky.

816
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,240
And it was 15 bucks a bottle. Oh, wow.

817
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,200
Well, Heaven Hill, the earlier ones, they're very inexpensive.

818
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,840
Well, Heaven Hill makes a lot of bourbons that we drink. Right.

819
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,360
This is just happens to be one of their name.

820
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,080
Oh, yeah. I mean, any seven year bourbon is no slouch. Right.

821
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,600
So, I mean, nowadays, it's like aged at least 16 months.

822
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,960
At least 16. Right.

823
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,120
I'm like, what? Why even put that on the bottle?

824
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,640
You're better off hiding that information.

825
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,720
Well, it's like the it's like the papst.

826
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,720
They don't call it bourbon. It's whiskey. Right.

827
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,960
They just pour that over aged staves. Right.

828
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,480
They don't even age it. They just pour it and then bottle it. Right.

829
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,640
To say, well, I told you, when I went to Fredericksburg,

830
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,760
I was eager to try the the the whiskey that they had there.

831
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,560
And I tried it and I was like, oh, no, it's not good at all.

832
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,120
They'd pour it over like chips.

833
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,360
Yeah, they had a bag of chips that they, I guess, suspend.

834
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,080
They were so bad.

835
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,240
I felt like saying, yeah, not good, gentlemen.

836
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:15,200
So as we were saying, the initial is a trace of leather.

837
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,880
I think we talked about that long ago with a faint or hints of the tobacco,

838
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,800
as Jeff said, and some honey.

839
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,240
It immediately jumps into the spice, you know, that jumps in there

840
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:30,280
and some of the savory tobacco and leathery pouch just kind of pumps through.

841
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:34,840
And it finishes up with some caramel sweetness with some cinnamon and vanilla.

842
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,720
And then it's right at the end. And.

843
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,760
It's 40 bucks.

844
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,440
That's what it looks. It's crazy.

845
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,400
I love how these guys, I guess, the writers, right?

846
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:48,080
He's like, oak mingles in along with cherries and vanilla sweeteners.

847
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,400
Yeah, I mean, it's like,

848
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,440
vanilla sweeteners. Yeah.

849
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,680
So it's just so great how they.

850
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,160
So some other Heavens Hills, Henry McKenna.

851
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,440
Ah ha ha.

852
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,160
And McKenna is heaven. So one of my go to is right there.

853
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,320
We haven't gotten this one, but the Bernheim Wheat Whiskey

854
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,240
Larsony. It's having so I've heard of I've heard of Larson.

855
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,280
We've got Larson.

856
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,280
He would. Is there a wheat one?

857
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,240
Larson is a weeded weeded bourbon.

858
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,480
All of them. Yes.

859
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,840
I thought we got Larson.

860
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,000
No, we don't. We don't have any answer.

861
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,640
We probably need to add that.

862
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,520
No, no, we've had it before, but we're out.

863
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,480
But you're saying we've ever had.

864
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,720
Well, we've had Larson before.

865
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,760
We've never had it up here in the collection.

866
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,080
Ah, OK.

867
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,480
Elijah Craig is also Elijah Craig.

868
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,480
Absolutely. And your favorite, Evan Williams.

869
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,160
White Label, White Label.

870
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,800
Did we buy Larson like Tahoe?

871
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,560
No, no bullet. Those bullet.

872
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,840
And we like it.

873
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,880
I wonder if we'd like it if we went back to it.

874
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,080
Oh, there we go. We got some.

875
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,920
Yeah, there's two unicorns right there.

876
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,560
Right. So the one we're drinking plus the 10 year Henry McKenna.

877
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,840
Yep. Bernheim original.

878
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,560
Is that what we have? We have we have a year McKenna.

879
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,840
That's a yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

880
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,720
Yeah. Tuck away. I buried it in my backyard.

881
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,840
We hear it.

882
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,200
I was going to dig it up.

883
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,960
You can't get into it, though.

884
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,720
Wittenhouse Rye. OK.

885
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,560
All right. Is that Kyle?

886
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,600
Yeah, it's Kyle Wittenhouse, his own signature Rye bourbon.

887
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,760
He blended it. That that old Fitzgerald,

888
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,600
if we could find that, that's another unicorn.

889
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,040
Yeah, that was the one.

890
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,600
I think there were three bottles in Colorado.

891
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,680
Seventeen year old Fitzgerald.

892
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,760
That's that's a tough one to find.

893
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,840
So, you know, they have what they have home much.

894
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,320
They had nine, 14, 11, eight, 17 year.

895
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,760
How do you buy spring and fall release?

896
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,000
You get lucky.

897
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,320
You see these at top of the at Liquor King.

898
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,840
When you got to have like three thousand points in order to buy it.

899
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,880
Well, we're getting there. We're combining our points.

900
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,080
We got smart.

901
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,480
We're combining all of our points.

902
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,520
And every time we go there, we're working our way up to that

903
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,400
that point total. Right.

904
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,440
I think we're at what, six hundred or eight ninety five.

905
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,920
Oh, we have a long way to go.

906
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,400
A long way to go.

907
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,120
There's they do not expire.

908
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,120
So, well, that's good.

909
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,360
Yeah, because it takes about ten years to get to that point.

910
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,600
I know. All right. We're good.

911
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,800
We have that. We have that single barrel out there, too.

912
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,920
It was pretty good. Evan Williams. That's another one.

913
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,560
That's a great you know, so that I was told I was drinking Jack.

914
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:23,920
And it was back when Jack was, you know, I wasn't making

915
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,560
making very much back then.

916
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,200
And I was like, man, it's expensive.

917
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,760
And somebody was like, yeah, but even back then, Jack was a premium.

918
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,800
Exactly. A premium.

919
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,560
Somebody was standing next to me and they were like,

920
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,640
you need to try every Williams.

921
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,800
I was like, what? What?

922
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,760
Where's Evan Williams?

923
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,440
You know, and so that's what I drank for years instead of instead of Jack.

924
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,160
It's good.

925
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,840
I mean, of course, not the 10 year, but the standard.

926
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,160
They make a 10 year.

927
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,600
Oh, yeah. Mix it with Coke.

928
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,160
I don't know what the big deal is. I mean.

929
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,120
Well, it's a different flavor to it.

930
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,040
Yeah, I guess mixing like Kentucky Deluxe with Coke

931
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,880
is definitely different from Jack and Coke. Oh, yeah.

932
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,240
I mean, every single one of them tastes different with Coke, but

933
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,840
I love I love bourbon and Coke.

934
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,760
Lots of different.

935
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,120
You tried one with Coke and you said it was terrible.

936
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,960
What was that? The Williamsburg?

937
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,400
No, old Barton, the 80 proof.

938
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,840
It was awful.

939
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,880
You said the 80 proof was terrible. Yes.

940
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,400
I've never had that before.

941
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,040
I mean, even Kentucky, Kentucky gentleman was is great with Coke.

942
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,960
And how can old Barton be horrible?

943
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,800
When I say Kentucky Deluxe, does it remind you of Pottsboro?

944
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,800
Remember when they brought that huge tankard of Kentucky Deluxe

945
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,200
and we got so shit faced like to a bigger than the J 1299?

946
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,680
Was it bigger than the half gallon?

947
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,080
Oh, no, no, no. You talk about that one point.

948
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,320
Just a big one, whatever the magnum is.

949
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,800
And it's we had one of the guys that was part of the family, PJ.

950
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,360
And he got so drunk, he started calling everyone blockhead.

951
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,400
Yes. OK, that he was crawling.

952
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,880
See, that stuff is dangerous because, you know,

953
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,320
I don't think people normally drink the really shitty stuff.

954
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,680
It's just like any other shitty stuff, like shitty vodka.

955
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,120
Shitty tequila. It's bathtub stuff.

956
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,120
It's weird things to your brain.

957
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,480
Yeah, I'm sure all the chemicals aren't off gas.

958
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,560
It's not bottled in bond. Let's just say that.

959
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,560
So, yeah, so you drink that stuff and it goes straight to your head

960
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,680
and makes you crazy. Right.

961
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,680
So, you know, you got to be speaking of going straight to your head

962
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,920
and making you crazy.

963
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,440
I discussed this in the passing this past week.

964
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:37,120
I read something about micro plastics.

965
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,480
Yeah. And in our blood.

966
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:45,040
And there's a couple compounded with so in the water bottles.

967
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,680
So that's why they're saying never drink water.

968
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,120
Don't freeze water bottles. Interesting.

969
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,280
And don't leave your water bottles in the car.

970
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,760
They need to be at that perfect range of temperature. Right.

971
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,440
And you can't even really have the water in the bottles

972
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,960
for an extended period of time because the water will literally

973
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,120
eat through the bottles and start to decay, leaching, interior.

974
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,480
You know what? You know, so what was interesting about that is that you

975
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,800
you were talking about micro micro plastics and I was like, well, are you

976
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,240
obviously you read that article about how a study came out.

977
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,120
You're like, no, what are you talking about?

978
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,360
I was like, and literally they have come out with the first of its kind.

979
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,200
I think it's from Norway.

980
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,200
I try to remember. We don't believe stuff from over there.

981
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,600
No, we don't. They're all liars. They're all liars.

982
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,200
They're Vikings. Yeah.

983
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,160
Well, there's Vikings. There's two things.

984
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,840
Well, so they have that study and it's the first measurable

985
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,680
proof that there is micro plastics in the bloodstream.

986
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,960
Now it's because although it will look, it gets worse. Not good.

987
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,880
For some of those manufacturers out there

988
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,040
that are mass producing these water bottles and they do not wait.

989
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,320
They're supposed to wait, but they do not wait.

990
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,200
Like for the bottles to cure before they put water. Absolutely.

991
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,320
They have to cure for like 48 to 72 hours to off gas.

992
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,240
Oh, hell no. They probably go right into it. They do.

993
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:09,080
And to that off gassing is extremely toxic. I bet.

994
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,920
So are you going to start limiting your bottle intake?

995
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,560
Well, I drink a tremendous amount of bottled water.

996
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,280
I know. That's what I mean. You drink a lot, man.

997
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,200
So well, I mean, it's eye opening.

998
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,200
So I want to. Well, you said you were thinking about

999
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,920
getting one of those Brita filters or something like that to have at your desk.

1000
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,840
I want to get something that's going to make a difference.

1001
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,360
Why don't you guys get what I have?

1002
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,840
I've got an under the sink osmosis system

1003
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,320
with a with a reverse, you know, reverse osmosis membrane.

1004
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,800
I stub my nose to it.

1005
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,720
It just seems like a lot of work.

1006
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:43,560
No, it's easy and it's great tasting and it's good for you.

1007
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,320
Now it does quote wastewater, right?

1008
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,160
Because that's the way the membrane works.

1009
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,200
It forces water through the membrane and squeezes everything out of it.

1010
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,920
And then there's wastewater, so to speak.

1011
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,840
Do you have to replace the membrane?

1012
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,760
You do. But probably every three years.

1013
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,440
Insane. No, no, no.

1014
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,760
And it's not even it's not that it's not that expensive.

1015
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,800
So I've been really happy with it.

1016
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,040
My only frustration, this is the funny part.

1017
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,320
So it started not coming out very fast.

1018
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,360
And it has prostate issues. Right.

1019
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,120
Totally squirt, squirt, squirt.

1020
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,320
I was like, what is going on?

1021
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,920
So I was thinking, OK, well, I needed to, you know, pump air into the tank.

1022
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,000
And that did did nothing.

1023
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,440
And finally, I got I called the guy, right.

1024
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,160
And I was like, listen, I think my tank's messing up or I need something.

1025
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,560
And he goes, he goes, when was the last time you check your filters?

1026
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,080
I was like, oh, gosh, maybe six months ago.

1027
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,800
Maybe it wasn't that long ago.

1028
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,760
And he goes, well, let me look it up in the system here.

1029
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,040
He goes, 2019.

1030
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,440
And I was like, good Lord, just like the whole world has lost two years of their life,

1031
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,720
like because of Covid, like everything just kind of.

1032
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,720
Anyway, so, yeah, so I ordered new filters.

1033
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,280
He sent them to me and I hooked them up.

1034
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,640
And now it's blasting water out. Right.

1035
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,960
So anyway, it's really easy.

1036
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,960
You know, I bet filtered we have an incredible filtration system.

1037
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,400
I mean, I've considered going up there with some five gallon.

1038
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,640
It's just too much work, man.

1039
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,880
I know I sound like a piece of poop.

1040
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,200
Just buy one.

1041
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,520
They're less than 300 bucks for everything.

1042
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,760
For the pre filter, the post filter, the membrane, the tank.

1043
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,000
I get it. They do everything.

1044
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,720
They hook up all the tubes for you.

1045
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,240
I even had them run the tube to my refrigerator.

1046
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,360
So my ice is purified.

1047
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,680
There's no way they could do that. But for my my.

1048
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,200
Yeah, they can do anything.

1049
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,080
Well, they'd have to go under the house.

1050
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,080
Do that.

1051
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,040
I think your gates turned up too much.

1052
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,840
Hey, dial back his gate a little bit.

1053
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,640
What's wrong with my gate?

1054
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,640
You're muting.

1055
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,040
You're muting prematurely.

1056
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,200
I'm redlining.

1057
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,200
No, you're you're muting prematurely.

1058
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,000
All right. So the the plastic.

1059
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
So the off gassing. So it's amazing.

1060
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,960
So what we did, what I didn't hear about was

1061
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,400
what does the microplastics do to you?

1062
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,360
You know, I mean, we're just assuming that it's going to start clogging.

1063
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,080
Like the river and collecting shit.

1064
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,400
Yeah, just like you'd have like a plastic bottle and you're kidding.

1065
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,280
Yeah, it's basically like a plastic water bottles in the river collecting,

1066
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,160
collecting in yourselves all over the place.

1067
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,320
Who knows?

1068
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,680
You know, eventually we'll.

1069
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,200
I don't know, man. I don't know.

1070
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,360
Maybe the maybe it comes out.

1071
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,000
I don't know. Maybe it's like baloney.

1072
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,400
There's an acceptable amount of rat shit in there.

1073
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,040
Well, you know how people always say you need to detoxify.

1074
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,360
You need to do a purge.

1075
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,040
You need to, you know, take this, take this or that to help you detoxify.

1076
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,480
I wonder. And they usually talk about metals like iron buildup

1077
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,640
and different kind of metals that build up detoxify like by by fasting.

1078
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,360
No, by taking well, by what do you call it when you do like a liver cleanse?

1079
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,720
A cleanse. Yeah.

1080
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,360
Juice cleanse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1081
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,000
You do like different cleanses to detoxify. Right.

1082
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,920
I enjoy juice cleanses.

1083
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,400
They think they I like the the turmeric and the the pepper.

1084
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,720
They've got a orange juice, cayenne pepper.

1085
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,840
Add a little vodka.

1086
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,360
Shabam. Dude, what's up?

1087
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,840
No, actually, I'm thinking about it now.

1088
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:18,120
I don't know. No, because it's it's rather it's it's it's rather astringent

1089
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,760
when you drink it, because it's like it's got a that's not something you want to set.

1090
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,280
You want to drink it. You want to get it over with.

1091
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,280
It's almost like doing a colonoscopy.

1092
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,440
Well, you kind of have to.

1093
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,080
I've never had a colonoscopy, so I thought you had it.

1094
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,720
You're about to have one this year.

1095
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,840
I'm going to have one. Thank you, Jeff.

1096
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,920
Just saying. Yeah.

1097
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,840
Wait a second. I thought you already had it scheduled.

1098
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,360
And you told us. Well, dude, it's schedule.

1099
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,840
No, the colonoscopy is not scheduled as it is.

1100
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,560
We're lying to us.

1101
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,280
He's telling us, I got my top of it, man.

1102
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,280
I got my appointment.

1103
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,080
We will.

1104
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:56,560
You know, you go back in time and you need to figure out exactly what I said.

1105
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,800
What I said is I am scheduled to get the finger wave.

1106
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,760
I think you're just telling us what we want to hear just to get us.

1107
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,760
Get us off your back.

1108
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,120
Well, they're going to look at your blood pressure.

1109
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,480
I've got a lot. I've got concerns.

1110
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:12,280
I have legitimate concerns myself.

1111
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,520
Oh, good. And in I want to correct them.

1112
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,320
And, you know, it kind of sucks to feel this way every night.

1113
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,640
When I go to bed, I'm thinking to myself, am I going to wake up?

1114
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,160
Wow, that's not good.

1115
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,160
Yeah, it's not. Huh?

1116
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,800
Well, yeah. Get that.

1117
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,600
When are you scheduled? Get in there and get it.

1118
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,400
It's April 23rd or something.

1119
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,600
You also need to do a

1120
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,400
heart check.

1121
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,280
They're going to do.

1122
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,920
They're going to do everything for you.

1123
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,960
I'm going to spend ten thousand dollars.

1124
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,320
You have insurance, right?

1125
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,640
No, I don't have insurance.

1126
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,360
Wow. So you literally can spend ten thousand dollars or you just.

1127
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,760
Well, the colonoscopy will be ten thousand dollars.

1128
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:59,760
No. Yeah, no, it'll be it'll be like eighteen hundred.

1129
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:00,840
Are you paying the cash?

1130
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,880
Colonoscopy, eighteen hundred bucks. Yeah.

1131
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,360
Well, he's bartering.

1132
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,960
Yeah, I'm giving him a head.

1133
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,280
Well, that's a little more expensive.

1134
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,040
Yeah, that's not really the bartering I had in mind.

1135
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,560
But what's that?

1136
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,640
But anything but that, maybe.

1137
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,680
Oh, yeah. That's a hospital visit.

1138
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,040
I tell you what, if it's that much of a discount.

1139
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,480
No, I'm not giving him any.

1140
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,480
You need to open heart surgery.

1141
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,320
OK, what I am doing is I'm allowing him opportunity to,

1142
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,080
you know, check my prostate more.

1143
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,200
That's the tip.

1144
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,560
That's my God. This fucking with dark.

1145
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,600
It's your dark. What's going on over there, Mr.

1146
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,280
Brunzer? I wish the TV was working.

1147
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,600
That would be cool.

1148
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,440
And I wish it like had like, you know, relevant material.

1149
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,120
Like colonoscopy. Yeah, we were talking about.

1150
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:46,960
We don't have to talk.

1151
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,520
We our conversation is dominated by colonoscopies.

1152
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,640
I say we move on.

1153
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,080
Well, that's because he's Sean and he has trauma that he experienced.

1154
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,520
I know. You know, you want to hear some good.

1155
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,920
We don't want to talk about Sean's trauma.

1156
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,440
We have to get get get him past that.

1157
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,520
Well, we do.

1158
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,720
Look, lots of people get past things in life and, you know,

1159
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:10,080
people drive their car off a fucking cliff and break their whole lower body.

1160
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,280
And they're going to come back and win the Masters.

1161
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,040
Did you hear Tiger Woods is back?

1162
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,000
He's not going to win, though. But yes, dude.

1163
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,800
Well, I'm impressed. I'm impressed that he's going to play again.

1164
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,960
And when does it start? They're practicing right now.

1165
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,320
Or something they're doing the practice rounds this weekend.

1166
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,120
And then, well, no, it's not this way.

1167
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,360
But Tiger Woods plans to play in the Masters as of right now.

1168
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,160
And he thinks he can win.

1169
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,040
Tiger Woods hasn't played in a competition in 17 months.

1170
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,720
He said this past Tuesday.

1171
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,400
Can you imagine if he won the Masters?

1172
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,680
That would be epic.

1173
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,880
Oh, the most epic comeback slash.

1174
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,400
Yep. Yeah. I don't know when the Masters are.

1175
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,400
I think it's coming up, though.

1176
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,920
I thought it was this weekend.

1177
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,560
I think that's a little too soon.

1178
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,240
I think the this weekend is like the Byron Nelson.

1179
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:57,640
This for Byron Nelson should be coming up right about now.

1180
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,080
Is Byron Nelson still going on?

1181
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,280
I thought they moved that over to the tribute golf course.

1182
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,800
They took it over. Byron Nelson is over there in Craig Ranch now.

1183
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,400
They moved to Craig Ranch.

1184
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,720
I was there frequently when I was at the Four Seasons.

1185
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:10,120
Craig Ranch right there in McKinney?

1186
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,480
Yes. Byron Nelson was there last year and is there again.

1187
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,240
Really? I didn't know that. They moved it, yeah.

1188
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,920
I worked. I mean, I don't know if I talk about those or not,

1189
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,640
but I worked at the Four Seasons during the Byron Nelson tournament.

1190
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,720
Did you meet Byron? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

1191
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,440
I have my picture taken with him.

1192
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,640
Yeah, I've got my picture. Did you juggle his balls?

1193
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,720
Did not do that. Oh, his golf balls. Yeah.

1194
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:34,000
Yeah, the golf balls. Oh, what balls were you? Oh. Oh. Yeah.

1195
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,640
These these golf balls. Awkward.

1196
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,920
So I had my picture taken with Byron, of course.

1197
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,600
Byron, he thought he was a very, very cool guy.

1198
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,280
Very old guy. Didn't give a shit.

1199
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,720
You know what? He was just like, you know what?

1200
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:48,040
As long as I can, I can golf under my age.

1201
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,920
He was like 83 years old out there.

1202
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,440
He's still banging away. Seventy six on 18.

1203
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,480
That's insane.

1204
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,400
He was where he was usually like the wood club.

1205
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:03,440
He had he had a lot of his old clubs up there that were were put on the walls

1206
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,640
as as, you know, just kind of decorative decorative stuff.

1207
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,640
And they have tiny little heads.

1208
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,680
They're drivers.

1209
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,560
You know, look, the Byron also has a little tiny driver.

1210
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,880
It's a very pompous.

1211
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,480
Well, first of all, golf is extremely pompous, you know, and expensive.

1212
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,320
It's expensive.

1213
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,440
I mean, the clothes, the clubs.

1214
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,760
I mean, I don't think it's as expensive as football gear.

1215
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,440
But, you know, nonetheless, well, well, whatever.

1216
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,880
The point surely is more expensive.

1217
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,800
I was working at a place

1218
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,840
on the sports club side of the four seasons and right outside of

1219
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,520
like they had like a 100 foot wall of glass

1220
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,480
in the behind the glass was a restaurant. OK.

1221
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,760
On the glass was a putting practice putting green.

1222
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,000
So there's a practice putting green, a huge practice putting green,

1223
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,960
like two feet on the other side of the glass in the teabox.

1224
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,360
Number one was about 40 feet from there. OK.

1225
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:06,080
So the players would come out of the basement of the clubhouse

1226
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,000
where I was at. Right.

1227
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,280
And I'm standing on the other side.

1228
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,080
They go out there before the teabox one.

1229
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,960
They go out there, throw a couple balls out there and practice.

1230
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,640
And I'm behind the window. They can't see me.

1231
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,080
Oh, it's one way window.

1232
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,200
Yeah, it's one of those things I can't see in at all.

1233
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,400
That's creepy. And were you naked? You were nude.

1234
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,280
I'd beat you to it. I said naked.

1235
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,000
Smashing your junk against the window. Whoa.

1236
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,560
Too much. No, it's enough to say all nude.

1237
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,840
No, you were thinking it.

1238
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,480
Yeah, but you were your pressure junk up against the window.

1239
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,080
That's what he would have done back in the day.

1240
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,840
Well, I didn't do it.

1241
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,960
There were there were several people.

1242
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,600
You have to go back and clean that stuff off.

1243
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,000
Yeah. They have to mark.

1244
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,960
Yeah. Smudge. Yeah. Smudge.

1245
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,280
Oh, my God. Damn.

1246
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,440
Yeah. Well, regarding Tiger Woods, specifically Tiger Woods,

1247
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,800
what he did during, which was kind of interesting.

1248
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,200
So while he's out there at the putting green, he's got his golf balls.

1249
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:02,120
All right. And he takes a felt tip magic marker and he marks his balls.

1250
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,880
It's very specific. So he knows what they are.

1251
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,720
I don't know what. What a T.W.

1252
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,720
No dots.

1253
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,000
I actually I don't even remember now. It's been so long.

1254
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,920
I was a combination of that makes no sense.

1255
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,920
Tiger Woods.

1256
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,640
I think they're dots that he puts on him.

1257
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,440
I'm surprised that he doesn't have them made with those dots already on there.

1258
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,920
Of course, it says T.W. already on them. Yes, I'm sure he does.

1259
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,440
But it was just kind of cool.

1260
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,280
It was one of those things where, you know, here I'm looking at Tiger

1261
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,680
with the putting right now. Oh, yeah.

1262
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,640
You know, and not just that, but I'm seeing them all. Yeah.

1263
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,360
But the whole fan base out there back there when I worked at the Four Seasons,

1264
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,000
I would take full advantage of it.

1265
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,960
I was young. I was like in my my late 20s.

1266
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,960
Not so young.

1267
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,440
I don't think you're a full adult.

1268
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,160
You're you're you're shaving off a decade on this one.

1269
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,280
What do you mean? I don't think you were in your 20s.

1270
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,280
I think I was in my late 20s. No. Early 30s.

1271
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,000
30s. Yeah.

1272
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,360
What year was this? Maybe upper 30s.

1273
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,360
This was 2000.

1274
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,080
You were 30. This was.

1275
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,400
All right. So it was.

1276
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,960
But I was there for like five, six years.

1277
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,760
So it was my late 20s to my early 30s.

1278
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,360
Hmm. OK. All right. We'll roll with that.

1279
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,200
Nah, suck it. So.

1280
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,160
So back then that time, you know, you got you got you got a picture, you know,

1281
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,520
I didn't have I didn't have kids back then.

1282
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,680
I wasn't married and life was very different.

1283
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,320
So I was able to in 2000.

1284
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,920
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What am I thinking of then?

1285
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:33,080
You took another job where you like were on the maintenance crew of

1286
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,480
not a maintenance crew, but I was in a hotel.

1287
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,280
I was like five years ago.

1288
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,440
That was that was just recently.

1289
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,560
Oh, I was. That's why I was getting confused.

1290
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,920
I thought that was the Four Seasons.

1291
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,120
No, this I was a food and beverage manager at the Four Seasons

1292
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,440
back in the 90s. My mistake.

1293
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,160
I got I blended those two jobs together.

1294
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,160
I was like, wait a second, you had kids.

1295
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,720
That's a good position, but it's a hard life.

1296
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,760
It is. It was. But it's a hard life.

1297
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,040
It's a good position. My point, though, is that if you

1298
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,520
hear one of the perks I'm about to share with you, but during the Byron Nelson.

1299
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,280
So they have name tags. You have a name tag.

1300
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:14,360
And in in if you have your last name on your name tag, that means you're a manager.

1301
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,880
And they don't they don't question you.

1302
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,960
So I'm able to go anywhere in the golf course

1303
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,040
because I get off. I mean, I get to work early, so I get off early.

1304
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:29,520
So I get to spend like from two o'clock until it's wandering around the golf course.

1305
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,360
And I can go into every single tent. Right.

1306
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:36,760
Because they asked me and I'm like, you know, I have my last name on here.

1307
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,760
I'm here to inspect. Yeah.

1308
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,040
They never asked.

1309
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:46,080
I just walked in. I go hit all the the tents and you're not really supposed to go in there.

1310
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,680
They have food and drink. Yes.

1311
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:52,680
They have buffets that open bar and buffets that every one of these little fricking tents all set up.

1312
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,240
The VIP lounges. Oh, my God. You'd have very nice.

1313
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,520
I'm telling you, I took advantage of every little thing because I was at that age where I didn't give a shit.

1314
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,160
Right. I was like, I'm going to get away with it. Right.

1315
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,720
Who's going to who's going to call me on it?

1316
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,600
Yeah. And I did get away with it.

1317
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,920
You're the guy that stuffed the entire salmon down his Christmas.

1318
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,400
No, I Santa suit. I wasn't.

1319
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,400
Oh, my God. Now, I was a Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places.

1320
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:22,840
Remember that? Remember that you see shoving the whole salmon down his Santa suit.

1321
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,200
He starts eating it on the bus.

1322
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,600
Oh, and then he's picking out the hair that.

1323
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,920
Remember that?

1324
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,480
This is Trading Places.

1325
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:35,600
Yeah. So I remember one of the funny, the coolest things about working at the Four Seasons is

1326
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,440
when I worked behind the bar sometimes.

1327
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,480
I don't know what it is about their inventory.

1328
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,400
They have a fucked up inventory there.

1329
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,080
So you can like it was partake in anything you want.

1330
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,240
Basically, and no one ever said anything about it.

1331
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,280
And I wrote it on the sheet, too, as a spillage.

1332
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,960
But what was there?

1333
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,120
And is I got it right.

1334
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,680
I dropped five. I think it's harder today.

1335
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,600
But what was just paper?

1336
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,120
Yeah, you wrote down, sorry, dropped five half gallons of van.

1337
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,200
Well, back then, I was crystal.

1338
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,520
I was well, I see back then that story.

1339
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,480
I was drinking pinch like scotch pinch.

1340
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,680
And it was like in a football shaped bottle.

1341
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:22,440
And for some reason, pinch, pinch, pinch, P.I.N.C.H.

1342
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,040
OK, I got it. It's just that's just the bottle is kind of pinched.

1343
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,440
Yeah. Right. Just long skinny tall.

1344
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,600
But it was just no, it was just kind of squatty.

1345
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,960
But it's kind of like a football, like I said.

1346
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,280
And, you know, anyways, that's what I would drink.

1347
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:38,920
I'd at the end of my shift, I would fill up a large glass.

1348
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,840
I don't know if it was a 20 ounce of scotch.

1349
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,120
Just pure scotch. Pure scotch.

1350
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,080
I would start it back then.

1351
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,840
And then you get blown up.

1352
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,840
Yeah, it would just take one to.

1353
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,920
Well, yeah, but it was like a 32 ounce cup.

1354
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,520
You know, we all is a big goal.

1355
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,920
You know, Rudy's exactly.

1356
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,120
We all fall into that trap.

1357
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,200
Well, how many did you have?

1358
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,160
I only had one.

1359
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,160
Forty eight ounces. Yeah.

1360
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,080
Right. Right.

1361
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,800
Actually, you know, all the time I do that drinks.

1362
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,600
I'm like, honey, I had two drinks.

1363
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,680
Oh, but she just looks at me.

1364
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,560
She's like, how big were they?

1365
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,960
But it was so much fun because I mean, it was just back at that time.

1366
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,440
It's that that little snapshot in life.

1367
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,880
You know, I mean, of course, the rest of the year sucked

1368
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,080
because, you know, you're you're nose to the grinding stone.

1369
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,280
And it's just work.

1370
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,280
I got to golf for free a lot every single day almost.

1371
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,800
And yet you still suck at golf.

1372
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,040
Well, if I played golf, golf is one of those things

1373
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,560
that you have to play every day to be good.

1374
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,600
Absolutely. I don't suck at golf.

1375
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,840
I'm kidding. Yes, you do.

1376
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,960
But I suck worse.

1377
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,960
Yeah, I suck as well. So we all suck.

1378
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,720
Yeah. And I'm supposed to go out to Vegas on May.

1379
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,080
No, April. No, May.

1380
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,600
Early May. I have no time to get ready.

1381
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,520
I have no time to get like non completely sucky.

1382
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,960
It's just going with this work related.

1383
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,880
Is this going with your father in law?

1384
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,640
Father in law and brothers. Yes.

1385
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,320
How come I don't get invited to these?

1386
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:03,400
Because you're you have to be part of the family. Oh, sorry.

1387
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,480
So it goes a little bit beyond.

1388
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,240
It's a family affair.

1389
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,640
We're not tier one.

1390
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,000
Listen to how bad this is, though.

1391
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,480
So I'm like, I haven't.

1392
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,840
Go to Vegas to play golf.

1393
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,680
Well, because one of them lives there.

1394
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,200
Right. Shelly's brother lives there.

1395
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,600
Have him come here instead of all of you.

1396
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,600
Well, we talked about that, but everybody would rather go to Vegas.

1397
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,680
Oh, yeah. There's other shit to do.

1398
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,920
OK. Yeah. So so check this out.

1399
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,200
So they're all pretty good golfers.

1400
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,640
Like they're all solid. I suck and they know I suck.

1401
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:35,880
And so Shelly's brother sends me his login and password to his golf,

1402
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,480
like his golf subscription where he has like unlimited videos and stuff.

1403
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,760
Right. And he's like totally unsolicited.

1404
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,640
I'm like, hey, I didn't say, you know, hey, I'm really struggling.

1405
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,840
I haven't played in a while. Can you send me some stuff?

1406
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,480
No, he just sends them to me.

1407
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,360
And he's like, hey, man, you know, watch.

1408
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,720
Please don't embarrass me. Right.

1409
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,240
Please look at these. What it is is we don't want you to hold us up.

1410
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,880
He's like, hey, watch some of these videos. Right.

1411
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,840
So I was like, oh, God.

1412
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,000
Anyway, so I was thinking about getting lessons.

1413
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,440
I'm not. I see Paul getting extremely upset out there.

1414
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,520
Well, you know, I know better.

1415
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,920
Because I played once with you. I did that.

1416
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,880
You're a bitch. But I did. Wow.

1417
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,960
Did you got angry? It was very it was just like, OK.

1418
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,520
I went a second time, but I couldn't play because of my shoulder surgery.

1419
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,800
And I said, bitch, that day I was it wasn't I wasn't comfortable.

1420
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,800
And it rained really bad. It did.

1421
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:28,520
But I swear it is the most frustrating sport on the planet.

1422
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,120
Because you could nail it. You're like, fuck yeah.

1423
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,200
I'm going to repeat that.

1424
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,840
Which is going to get absolutely.

1425
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,040
Straight to the side.

1426
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,480
And if you're somewhat coordinated, it's like you like

1427
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,440
I've never been great at anything, but I've been good at everything.

1428
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,760
You know what I mean?

1429
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,080
I'm a good I'm a solid.

1430
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,040
I'm solid at everything. But golf.

1431
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,080
Tiger Woods doesn't matter records.

1432
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,360
I'm not I'm not saying like record breaking.

1433
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,320
Baseball. But he's got details.

1434
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,720
He wakes up in the morning.

1435
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,560
He will go out to the driving range in and I'm not kidding.

1436
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,680
Five hundred balls.

1437
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,600
That's what it takes. Five hundred balls.

1438
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,640
And when you do it for a living, we've got to be good.

1439
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,080
You've heard the 10,000 hour theory, right?

1440
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,320
Yeah. Anything you do for 10,000 hours or an expert or an expert.

1441
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,520
All right. So pick something that's farfetched.

1442
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,120
And let's see if we can pull that off.

1443
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,960
Nuclear physicist breathing a dictator.

1444
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,640
Be a dictator. We have to become a dictator first.

1445
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,640
I do to become a good dictator.

1446
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,920
I trained to be a dictator for 10,000 hours.

1447
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,040
Can I be one? You train?

1448
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,320
I don't know. You could be a dictator in your house.

1449
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,360
Right. Just walk around, just being a dick.

1450
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,840
And after 10,000 hours, you are suddenly.

1451
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,240
OK, well, maybe that doesn't apply.

1452
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,360
But being a piano, absolutely, it would.

1453
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,480
Yeah, it's practice.

1454
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,520
Mandolin. Ten thousand hours.

1455
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,920
How many days and weeks is that?

1456
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,680
I don't know. Six.

1457
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,680
A lot. Six days.

1458
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,560
Well, I mean, if you break it down to 25 hours a day.

1459
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,120
Banjo bagpipe.

1460
00:59:55,120 --> 01:00:01,640
You've got a hundred hours in four days. Skin flute.

1461
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,760
That might be the winner.

1462
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,880
It's for it's a year. It's a year and three months.

1463
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,400
It's one point one four years.

1464
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,120
I'm going to explain that one to my wife.

1465
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,600
You know, honey, 10,000 hours would make you an expert.

1466
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,360
Oh, that'd be great. What should I be? Skin flute.

1467
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,160
What is that? Don't worry about it.

1468
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,680
Let's watch a video. Oh, come on.

1469
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,760
Why did you make that noise?

1470
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,080
You made that noise. God Almighty.

1471
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,640
You're awful. You let into that.

1472
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:35,040
Whatever. So Tiger Woods, you know, he's born in seventy five.

1473
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,360
So he's an accident.

1474
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,560
Thirteen months later, he's back in the game.

1475
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,440
And he's got these claims that he's going to take the Masters.

1476
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,560
And you know what? Like you said, I hope he does.

1477
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,240
I didn't hear him say that.

1478
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,920
He didn't say he was going to win the Masters.

1479
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,320
That's exactly what he said. Did he really? Yeah.

1480
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,640
No, I was I he was like, we'll see how this goes.

1481
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:58,680
OK, so it says after closing physical locations and 20.

1482
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,800
Oh, that's Fuddruckers.

1483
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,600
Tiger Woods plans to play the Masters as of right now.

1484
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,160
As of right now, he thinks he can win.

1485
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,960
Of course. Why else play?

1486
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,880
Oh, that's OK. Well, that's a little different.

1487
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,760
I don't know. I'm going to win the Masters.

1488
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,920
Defeated. And he said to say the hardware in his right.

1489
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,840
But all you put your whole life savings on.

1490
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,120
This is the hardware in his right leg,

1491
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,800
the stabilizing rods and screws that help them recover

1492
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,880
from the devastating car crash just 14 months ago.

1493
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,800
He's in hospital bed for three months.

1494
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,400
His work teen months ago.

1495
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,000
Yeah, his mobility completely limited.

1496
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,600
Well, think about the the physical therapists

1497
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,880
and the doctors that he had at his house, probably.

1498
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,080
Oh, yeah. It's not like 24-7.

1499
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,320
Oh, yeah. It's not like us.

1500
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,080
Well, no, I have that of recovery.

1501
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,840
I had that for my shoulder.

1502
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,720
You know, I had that for my shoulder.

1503
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,640
I had around the clock care.

1504
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,760
I mean, they do. I mean, they've got the top top

1505
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,320
doctors working on dietitians, nutritionists.

1506
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,360
And I did I hear that he almost lost his leg. Yes.

1507
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,600
It was dangling by like a vein.

1508
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,680
One vein. Yes. A big one.

1509
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,640
It was like twisting, spinning around.

1510
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,960
So when they got there, they had to unwind his leg.

1511
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,040
What the hell?

1512
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,720
You have a very creative imagination.

1513
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,960
No, it was. Well, he the car frickin.

1514
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,640
Well, they ever explain what happened.

1515
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,640
He was going too fast.

1516
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,400
He lost control and went over the edge.

1517
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,880
Yeah. It was his leg.

1518
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:27,600
I compacted and got just up and the car got completely

1519
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,840
jacked up because he went all over the.

1520
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,000
He just lost control. Yes.

1521
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,800
Hit a bump and that's all it takes.

1522
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,800
Well, maybe he didn't hit a bump.

1523
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,480
Maybe he just didn't make the turn.

1524
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,160
I don't know. He wasn't familiar with the turn and just didn't hit it.

1525
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,120
How fast was he going?

1526
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,880
One hundred twenty two.

1527
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,000
I'm going to go with one eighty.

1528
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,560
He was like going around a 90 turn.

1529
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,320
You hit the button.

1530
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,480
Completely 90 degrees. Bluetooth audio.

1531
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,440
There's a lot of turns like that. Bluetooth audio.

1532
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,120
Why is this thing not working? Bluetooth audio.

1533
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,160
Oh, shit. Yeah.

1534
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,040
Seriously, it's that quick.

1535
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,080
It's that easy trying to get the damn car to work.

1536
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,120
I'll tell you what, I get most accidents trying to get my my auto car

1537
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,440
automation shit to work.

1538
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,360
Or you're watching Walking Dead or something like that.

1539
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,760
No, I've never even.

1540
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,040
Wait a second. Most of your accidents.

1541
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,040
What have you had? You've had a hundred and seventeen accidents.

1542
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,080
That's not what I meant to say.

1543
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,600
What the hell are we talking about? What I meant to say was that

1544
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:24,680
there have been times where I'm like, hey, that could have sucked.

1545
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,520
And most of the times. Close ones then.

1546
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,840
Yeah, I'm just like those are the times that I wasn't necessarily

1547
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,280
watching TV or anything.

1548
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,880
I was preparing to watch TV. Right. Right. Right.

1549
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,040
I guess so. Well, that's why a lot of cars say, I'm sorry,

1550
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,120
you can't pair your device while the car is moving.

1551
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,080
Well, that's retarded.

1552
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,960
They're doing it. You just caused me to get an accident.

1553
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:43,800
They're doing it for you.

1554
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,720
People like you who trying to pair it while the car is moving.

1555
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,640
You know, on that note, how many wrecks have we all been in?

1556
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,080
That was our fault.

1557
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,280
My fault.

1558
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,800
Maybe I had like some little fender benders, but none that were my fault.

1559
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,760
Oh, whoa. Aren't you awesome?

1560
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:04,080
No. All right, Sean, you still counting?

1561
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,720
I can't think of any.

1562
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,040
Oh, bullshit. People run into me.

1563
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:13,920
You guys have never had an accident that when I was 15 years old.

1564
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:19,120
I bumped into somebody.

1565
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,000
That's a wreck. That's a huge one.

1566
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,800
Massive. No, like you're at a stop sign and you just like tap.

1567
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,920
That's it. Oh, that counts as 10 wrecks.

1568
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,760
No, no, I've done that, but it's been a very long time.

1569
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,960
But wrecks I've been in.

1570
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,840
I've been in two that were significant.

1571
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:36,640
There have been.

1572
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,320
There are people that hit me. One lady that was done.

1573
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,160
Are you still talking about wrecks? Yeah, wrecks.

1574
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,560
Oh, I'll have with that T-bone, the lady. Yes.

1575
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,480
Because she was coming out of a parking lot.

1576
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,440
There's Texas Stake. It's two lanes.

1577
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,680
You know, take that bitch.

1578
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:56,720
You know, you know, Sean, you know, the Shawnee Trail up here.

1579
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,640
I do park in that parking lot. I do.

1580
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:02,120
And there's two lanes on what is that Hillcrest? Yes.

1581
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:06,160
And I was in the left lane and there was a line of cars turning in.

1582
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,040
And the front car waved this lady.

1583
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,800
No, you can't do that. She came out and I BAM T-bone.

1584
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,640
I see that happen all the time.

1585
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,280
So again, not my fault, but it totaled my car.

1586
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:22,120
That that exact scenario happens all the time.

1587
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,840
Yeah. Well, people can't see.

1588
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,280
And they're expecting the other people to like tell you, oh, it's clear.

1589
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,240
And they go and BAM, you T-bone a lady.

1590
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,560
Yeah, I did. I mean, it's she had enjoyed a little bit.

1591
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,400
She had an infant in the back seat.

1592
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,000
Was she hot by that?

1593
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,040
She was like a six month old.

1594
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,600
No, not the not the infant.

1595
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,800
Good Lord. He fuckface.

1596
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,240
What just happened?

1597
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,000
That she was in a I don't know what kind of car.

1598
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,440
I think we need to go to intermission right now.

1599
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,920
Play the music. What are you doing?

1600
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,200
Checking what she was like.

1601
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:55,840
That's what I said.

1602
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,600
She goes, God, what did the backseat?

1603
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,240
What do you, Jeffrey Epstein?

1604
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,960
Anyway, but they were OK, obviously.

1605
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,760
Yeah, what it was a total my car, both Stephen was in the front seat

1606
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,520
and Brandon was in the backseat. Oh, man.

1607
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,480
And both airbags burst out.

1608
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,000
No. And I did the,

1609
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,680
you know, you react, held Stephen back, saved his life.

1610
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,320
Had the which is totally unrealistic.

1611
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:25,000
It is. I don't think I did anything, but, you know, it's totally instinct, though.

1612
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,080
It is. And you have the those airbags burden.

1613
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:29,520
Oh, yeah. Can burn you.

1614
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,480
So I had to burn on my and the shit got in his eyes.

1615
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,040
So he got in the ambulance and they flushed his eyes and everything.

1616
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:38,680
But yeah, we were all five thousand dollars.

1617
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,240
No, there was no charge.

1618
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,840
But again, you know, it's it was weird.

1619
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:43,760
It was loud.

1620
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,560
You know, I screeched my brakes rammed into her.

1621
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,320
And next thing you know, you see all these people running.

1622
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,520
And her husband was running up.

1623
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,240
I thought I was going to get shit from him.

1624
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,760
And then she told him what happened.

1625
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,040
And he was like, all right.

1626
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,200
He like backed off. He did.

1627
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,560
I mean, he. OK, so he arrived on the scene.

1628
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,280
Well, he was there.

1629
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,560
They were playing softball games or baseball.

1630
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,840
They're all together in different cars.

1631
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,400
Yeah. So he was there watching.

1632
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,640
Wouldn't that be awful?

1633
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,440
Can you imagine watching your loved ones in another car get hit?

1634
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,120
Yeah, that would be awful.

1635
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,720
Yeah. So I thought that he was about to come give me shit.

1636
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,160
And then she grabbed him and says, no, it was on me.

1637
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,760
So, yeah. Well, good for you. Ready?

1638
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,320
I was I was watching.

1639
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,280
You throw you ready to pull now.

1640
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,880
Well, there were a lot of people that saw it.

1641
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,760
A lot of people were talking about to defend yourself.

1642
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,960
What if you were up to you was all like, well, he never got close.

1643
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:32,520
I mean, he came out.

1644
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,480
He came up and he was staring at me pretty hard.

1645
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,440
Had you Glock out?

1646
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,360
He was, you know, doing the Lats spread and everything.

1647
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:39,280
You whip your dick out.

1648
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,520
The Lats spread. Yes.

1649
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,400
OK. When you say whip your dick out.

1650
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,120
Oh, dude, I was like, oh, how is that helpful?

1651
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,960
Well, you know, people like some people like to take their shirt off

1652
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,960
right before their fight. So you like helicopter.

1653
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,840
Oh, yeah. I walk in and I do the.

1654
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,360
So it's like a whip.

1655
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,800
Well, yeah. How's that?

1656
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,400
So I make the noise and it's like

1657
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,480
I'm coming for you, bitch.

1658
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,120
No, I did not do that.

1659
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,000
No, I did not do that.

1660
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,400
But there is no dispute.

1661
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,840
You know, even the even the cops that showed up were like, yeah,

1662
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,160
she took ownership and everything. So right.

1663
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,560
I cute. Yeah. All right.

1664
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,760
So all right. So you does that just one?

1665
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:18,800
And the other time I was probably.

1666
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:23,240
I was still up in Cincinnati and I was I was driving in my car

1667
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,160
and there's a fire truck coming the other way.

1668
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,720
And again, a lady tried to beat the fire truck

1669
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:33,400
and she t boned me in the fire truck, you know, these big windows.

1670
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,440
I remember looking at the guy.

1671
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,840
He's just staring down at the wreck that the wreck.

1672
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,640
And he's like, hey, well, we're right here.

1673
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,160
Yeah. Right. How perfect is that? Yeah.

1674
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,320
So he was like, yeah, that's not on you.

1675
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,280
And I was what, 19, some teenager, 20 years old.

1676
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:52,520
And, you know, she was, you know, there's no disputing

1677
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,080
because of the fire truck.

1678
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:55,800
Well, they saw it. Oh, yeah.

1679
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,720
Well, nowadays, yeah, you have to have somebody come vouch for you

1680
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,720
because people are jerks, man. Yeah.

1681
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,720
So I got t boned once, 90 bone the other way, and both were not my fault.

1682
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,200
Yeah. What about you, Polly?

1683
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,440
Don't do a regular accident.

1684
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,840
So I've been in thirty nine accidents. Wow.

1685
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,920
All of your fault.

1686
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,240
Every single one of them, I think you just blame your blame.

1687
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,840
Your deafness was this idea.

1688
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,920
I said, I couldn't hear.

1689
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,480
Yeah. I didn't hear the car.

1690
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:27,520
Anyway, wow. Very insensitive, Sean.

1691
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,840
Well, these stoplights are are illuminating.

1692
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,440
There's nothing. So I had to.

1693
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,440
One, I was pulling out of my apartment complex.

1694
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:38,080
There was a bus that was parked like picking up people.

1695
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,880
Was it an old folks bus?

1696
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,160
I looked. I know it was a regular dark bus.

1697
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,440
I looked behind the bus.

1698
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:45,200
There was nobody. I looked to the right.

1699
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,400
There was nobody. I pull out.

1700
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,920
And all of a sudden there a car came out of nowhere from behind the bus.

1701
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,800
And this is what makes me mad.

1702
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:55,360
I know it was my fault, but all he had to do was turn his.

1703
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,400
It was right there in an open median, like not even a median, like an open.

1704
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,400
I was turning left and he was going straight,

1705
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,320
which means there was plenty of room to maneuver. Right.

1706
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,440
All he had to do was turn his wheel very slightly to the left

1707
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:09,760
and he would have avoided me.

1708
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:13,280
But no, he panics, locks up and barrels into me.

1709
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:16,600
You know what I mean? Which is my fault. It is. It's my fault.

1710
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,560
But you know what I mean?

1711
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:21,320
I think everybody should like do whatever it takes to not be in a wreck.

1712
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,920
I don't know why you said he panicked.

1713
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,480
He did. He completely locked up. I was like, I don't think so.

1714
01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:28,080
You know what he did? He's like, oh, yeah, him.

1715
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,520
Fuck this. Yeah, I would take him out.

1716
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,200
The white guy. Oh, he was white.

1717
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,600
No, no, I'm the white guy.

1718
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,960
What color was he?

1719
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:37,160
I think it was Hispanic.

1720
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,440
Oh, Hispanic privilege, huh?

1721
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,440
Hispanic privilege. God bless.

1722
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:43,320
He pulled that card.

1723
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:46,320
Then the other one, this one, this one was jacked up.

1724
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,600
It was right out here.

1725
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,960
Preston and and and rollator.

1726
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:54,440
I was going westbound towards the tollway right away from home.

1727
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,360
And I look up and I'm thinking to myself, oh, shit, I can.

1728
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,640
I need to stop at the eye care place.

1729
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,960
I'm on my phone.

1730
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,680
On my phone.

1731
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,000
I'm trying to look up when they're open, right?

1732
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,600
But check this out. The lights were all out.

1733
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,320
The sun shining from behind me is early morning.

1734
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,800
And I look up and they look green to me, right?

1735
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,960
And I'm watching the patterns.

1736
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,360
Cars are going left and the pattern is perfectly right.

1737
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,960
I was like, oh, usually that goes first.

1738
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,280
And then I go, I go.

1739
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,520
I'm going through the intersection.

1740
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,800
Also, the car shows up out of nowhere.

1741
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,160
And I was like, oh, my God, come at my left.

1742
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:33,680
And I try to get around them and they run into me.

1743
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:34,800
But again, it's my fault.

1744
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,400
I think it's a four way stop because the lights were out.

1745
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,400
Right. Completely jacked up.

1746
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,280
Anyway, I got spun around, hit the pole.

1747
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,440
What was this? I don't know.

1748
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:49,680
Five years ago, five years, maybe five years ago,

1749
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,040
10 years ago. Who knows?

1750
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,120
Well, I've never been in an accident.

1751
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,280
That was my fault. I mean, that's not true. But.

1752
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,280
I mean, I was a passenger.

1753
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:02,160
Yeah. I mean, besides when I was 15 years old,

1754
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,280
I've just been I guess that that that well, I've been lucky.

1755
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,200
Let's put it that way.

1756
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,040
I was going to say we should all be very thankful.

1757
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,400
Well, it's these wrecks could be thoroughly devastating.

1758
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,360
Oh, yeah.

1759
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:18,040
Oh, they're very unforgiving. Just like that. It's over.

1760
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,720
I was worried when the boys wanted to be firemen.

1761
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,160
And I was at least I was telling Steve and I don't know

1762
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:28,040
if I ever mentioned the press and I was like, you realize

1763
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:31,120
you're going to see damage in the carnage you're going to see

1764
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:35,560
from everyone, from infants to very old people. Awful.

1765
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,760
And you're going to have to learn how to deal with that. Yep.

1766
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,280
And of course, at the time, he's like, oh, yeah, you know.

1767
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,360
But, you know, going through the tutorial, not tutorials,

1768
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,920
but practicals where he was actually in the ambulance.

1769
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,360
It got to him. Right.

1770
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,240
He was getting extremely nervous about seeing his first dead person.

1771
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,760
And I think that was one of the things that caused him to rethink his.

1772
01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,480
But did he actually see one or he just kind of it?

1773
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,080
No, he never saw preempted.

1774
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,920
He would tell me he was he's like, Dad, I just want to see my first dead person.

1775
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,400
So that he can get over it so he can see it,

1776
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:09,920
process it and get over it.

1777
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:13,920
But seeing a dead person and seeing a torn up body on the highway.

1778
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,800
Yeah, a couple of different things.

1779
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,520
You know, God, that'd be awful.

1780
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,960
And it is, you know, and that's what happens.

1781
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,560
Torn up completely. Oh, yeah.

1782
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:25,240
Because it happens all the time.

1783
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,480
I mean, sadly. Yeah.

1784
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:29,120
When I was doing my I don't know if they still show this,

1785
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,520
but when I was taking my driver's license to us when I was 16,

1786
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,240
they had those very graphic videos.

1787
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:38,800
Oh, extremely graphic where they showed the aftermath of these horrific wrecks.

1788
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:42,840
And you see the actual footage like the police were taking a body parts

1789
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,960
bodies torn apart.

1790
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:48,360
It's basically a deterrent to say you need to make sure you obey the laws

1791
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,320
and drive safe. This could happen to you.

1792
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,720
And it was brutal. Yeah.

1793
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,400
For me, it was I never saw those.

1794
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,160
Yeah, they showed us in my class anyway.

1795
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:56,920
They didn't mind. They did.

1796
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,120
They did not. It was not.

1797
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,200
I don't I don't remember ever seeing anything graphic.

1798
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,320
Yeah, this was extremely I mean, it was real.

1799
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,120
It was like I said, it was police film work.

1800
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,320
And was it effective?

1801
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:09,560
Yeah. Well, I don't think I drive crazy.

1802
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,240
I didn't even as a kid. Right.

1803
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:15,160
Well, why don't you give us a minute and Sean, I'm going to talk about this.

1804
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:17,520
What do you say, Sean? Does he drive like a maniac?

1805
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:20,000
I think I drive too slow sometimes.

1806
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,240
I don't think he drives.

1807
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,360
I don't think he drives bad at all. OK.

1808
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,360
I mean, it frustrates me on.

1809
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,800
No, I don't think any of us are bad drivers, to be honest.

1810
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:34,000
You know, none of us are, you know, in a hurry or

1811
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,840
I'm trying to think if I get excessive acceleration.

1812
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,040
We don't know.

1813
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:42,440
Well, I mean, I try not to just I don't even I don't know what the deal is.

1814
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,840
I just got lucky.

1815
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,920
I got to the point where I don't care.

1816
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:49,720
And usually when I say I don't care is I don't.

1817
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,160
I I'm not one of these person.

1818
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,120
I don't like to be late. Right.

1819
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,120
Oh, I got you.

1820
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:00,280
So I try to leave early enough to where I'm not stressed about,

1821
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,080
you know, getting there.

1822
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:04,320
And that's really key. And what?

1823
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,840
Well, I mean, it's just I'm kind of like.

1824
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,840
Yeah, I'm not saying I never speed because sometimes you are late.

1825
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,640
You're just like, I got to get there. You do.

1826
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,400
You have to be smart about it at the same time.

1827
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:18,720
Yeah. But man, it's it's it's all those those variables you just

1828
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:19,720
you're not aware of.

1829
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:22,360
And, you know, it shit comes out from around the corner.

1830
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:27,720
And, you know, I kind of I have been in a lot of very close calls.

1831
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:29,080
Right. And I'll tell you,

1832
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:35,280
lately, I'm going through a phase where I'm falling asleep while driving.

1833
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,880
That's not good. That's really bad.

1834
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,280
Yeah, that's not good at all.

1835
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:46,360
And I started it is this is while driving or while like stopped at a light.

1836
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,120
No. While driving.

1837
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,360
Well, I think because you're not as engaged.

1838
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:55,240
No, because you turn on the adaptive cruise control and you let it do its thing.

1839
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,400
No. OK, no, that's not.

1840
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,400
No. So it's like just around the town. You do it.

1841
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,800
Yeah. I mean, I did. I'm talking. I was I mean, it's bad.

1842
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,120
Because highway driving makes me tired.

1843
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:08,840
No, you know, it's interesting you say that because when I went to the dream,

1844
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:13,560
the sleep experts where they did the whole, you know, I might have a CPAP machine.

1845
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,120
Don't they make mattresses?

1846
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:20,080
Well, this is dream CPAP dream experts dream something.

1847
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,680
I don't sleep experts, but dream, dream something.

1848
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,080
Yeah. Anyway, it was a CPAP machine.

1849
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,400
But what and their questionnaire? Wow.

1850
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,680
What dream did that sneak by?

1851
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:33,280
It did. I didn't go to the wet dream store.

1852
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,000
No. But thank you for asking, Jeff. All right.

1853
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:40,360
No, so the sales call, though, their questionnaire was, do you know,

1854
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:44,000
do you find yourself falling asleep here, falling asleep there?

1855
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:48,160
And then it went on to falling asleep while driving, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1856
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,240
And I was like, that's very interesting that they would equate

1857
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:55,400
all of these falling asleep scenarios to not getting restful sleep

1858
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,560
and needing a CPAP machine. Mr. Sean. Yeah.

1859
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,160
Well, I'm not saying no.

1860
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,720
I'm just saying you go see your doctor. You should talk to him about it.

1861
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:04,120
What do we think? Absolutely.

1862
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,440
I have I have.

1863
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:08,080
So, like, for example, now I don't like to drive.

1864
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,520
More than three minutes.

1865
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:16,520
No, I mean, like I went to dinner the other night and I had a couple of beers

1866
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,360
and I was tired. Dude, I'm tired. I'm tired a lot.

1867
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:21,840
I've got a lot of weird shit going on at the house.

1868
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,360
And my sleep things really, really sucks.

1869
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,920
I need to correct that.

1870
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:29,400
And when you do sleep, you're not really sleeping that much. Correct.

1871
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:34,960
Jeff and I can attest to that in the in the one time we went to a concert and.

1872
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:40,960
It was a train wreck coming out of the symphony of it was crazy.

1873
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,120
You should have a look at your uvula.

1874
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,320
Have have them cut all your arugula was awful.

1875
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,640
Yeah, it was like I don't even know what it sounded like.

1876
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:51,280
It's like a frickin it was incredible.

1877
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:55,840
I had my hearing aids on and I was like looking at Jeff going, what the hell?

1878
01:17:55,840 --> 01:18:00,080
Yeah. And then you wouldn't breathe for a while, which is what sleep apnea is.

1879
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,520
Yeah. And then you'll start.

1880
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,960
Have you ever recorded yourself sleeping?

1881
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,080
No, you should. No, I don't want to.

1882
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:09,080
It's a train wreck.

1883
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,960
It's bad. I'm not kidding.

1884
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:13,880
You need to get a sleep apnea machine.

1885
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,480
You need to get a CPAP machine.

1886
01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:17,720
I'm sure I'll sleep much better.

1887
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:20,480
Well, it probably will correct the sleeping thing.

1888
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,120
It's huge. You could get that corrected sometimes.

1889
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:26,280
You know, if they go in there, they can shave some meat off and stuff like that.

1890
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,120
They remove your mouth and your nose.

1891
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,960
I've heard that it does.

1892
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,960
It does work. I haven't moved that whole triple chin.

1893
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,600
Yeah, you look weird, but you know what?

1894
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:37,840
It's worth it. Sleep like a baby.

1895
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,600
I sleep like I've heard that the shaving thing works, but it's only temporarily.

1896
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:43,000
No, I wouldn't do that.

1897
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,840
I don't know. But I know there's some treatment to the CPAP machine

1898
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:48,000
well before you start carving shit off your body.

1899
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,720
Sure, sure.

1900
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:52,320
Well, it's not surgical if it works.

1901
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:56,840
I just don't feel like going through all the the process of of.

1902
01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,960
But you have to. I just want to know that.

1903
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:02,800
All right. Yeah, it's no big deal at our age.

1904
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,480
But did you have to go there and sleep and have them monitor you?

1905
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:08,720
No, no, they send it home with you.

1906
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,400
You know, they've been in office.

1907
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:14,280
They can monitor it from home, right? Yeah.

1908
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:17,040
All via Wi-Fi. Mm hmm.

1909
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:20,080
And they're like, there is a lot of hip movement.

1910
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,640
A little thrusting.

1911
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:23,600
And I was like, OK, well, that was.

1912
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,560
And then did you urinate on the floor?

1913
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,880
Why is there hip movement?

1914
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,760
Well, it was Evan Williams's fault.

1915
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:31,800
So there's there's a lot of hip movement, but yet he's on his stomach.

1916
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:34,400
Yeah, they may. That's the thing.

1917
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,640
You got to be careful. They measure everything.

1918
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,040
We're detecting an emission.

1919
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:43,920
Of what we fart like three hundred times a night.

1920
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:48,040
All right. Look, there's some there's some good news coming to Frisco,

1921
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,920
at least potential good news for some of those folks out there.

1922
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:55,000
But Fuddruckers, but no, no, no.

1923
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,480
God. But fuckers.

1924
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:59,800
I said Fuddruckers is coming back to

1925
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,120
is to going to return Frisco.

1926
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,200
We're no, no, no. They just shut the one down.

1927
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,640
So it says here, which I didn't understand.

1928
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:11,760
Maybe you guys can. It says Fuddruckers will return to Frisco with Ghost Kitchen.

1929
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,400
What does Ghost Kitchen mean to stick out on like?

1930
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,040
I mean, that's one of my favorite restaurants.

1931
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:20,440
I was devastated when they closed.

1932
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,240
Yeah, I'm kidding. Yeah, it's take out only.

1933
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,680
Is it down at that place that used to be Posados?

1934
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:28,160
So after closing the physical location in 2020, the Fuddruckers is bringing

1935
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,280
the burgers back to Frisco, the restaurant company plans to open

1936
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,040
a ghost kitchen at ninety five or six.

1937
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:37,720
One twenty one. Yeah, there's a you know,

1938
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:40,800
you know where Posados used to be. That's very exciting.

1939
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:46,160
No, it was right there on one twenty one next to Outback.

1940
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:51,720
The ghost kitchens allow customers to plan and order digitally or in person

1941
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,760
and then pick up their meal on site for takeaway or have it delivered.

1942
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,880
Kitchen United Mix operates as a to go food.

1943
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,840
Yeah, it's that's what it's called. United Mix or something like that.

1944
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,680
And then you have multiple restaurants in there.

1945
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,600
The chief executive officers of I love it.

1946
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:11,240
Rutgers Nicholas Perkins says, We're continually working to innovate

1947
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:15,080
and extend our customer choice, especially for the healthy options

1948
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:16,400
that customers crave.

1949
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,920
That's a straight sound bite to that straight from home.

1950
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,920
That was Bufus. Yeah, that was excellent.

1951
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:25,040
As such, we recently announced a new plant based offerings,

1952
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:28,120
which will be available by our new location plant based.

1953
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:33,160
What the fuck does that mean? Is that Bill Clinton? That's the old Bill Clinton.

1954
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:35,680
Now, that's not plant based.

1955
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:38,520
What are all these people doing with plant based burgers these days?

1956
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,760
Oh, no, no, no. Fudd Rutgers plant based.

1957
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,720
No, no, no, no, no. I was not paying attention.

1958
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,400
I guess that's what we said. Plant based.

1959
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,920
They were they have that would be an offered as a no, no, no.

1960
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,080
That will be an offering.

1961
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,200
Yeah, it's an offer.

1962
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,640
Beyond Burger.

1963
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:56,000
Well, it's just like, did you see the did you see the footage

1964
01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:00,360
of Anderson Cooper and Bill Gates talking about how Bill Gates

1965
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,720
thinks that everyone should get on synthetic meat

1966
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:06,520
and it's made out of fungi?

1967
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,960
Great. And they were sitting there and they had little pieces of it

1968
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:13,720
and Anderson Cooper tastes it and Bill Gates Bill Gates like,

1969
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,040
oh, that's really good.

1970
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:17,160
And Anderson Cooper's like, hmm, really good.

1971
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,600
He was forcing it. Right. He was like, oh,

1972
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:25,120
fun meat made out of fungi.

1973
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:28,040
Yeah, I'll pass. That's a hard pass.

1974
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:29,880
I'm sorry. Yeah.

1975
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,600
But you know, I don't know.

1976
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:36,440
I mean, if it I mean, I don't know.

1977
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:38,680
I'd rather have the burger, of course.

1978
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:40,480
So hold on. So Fudd Rutgers came back.

1979
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,680
Are they they have a restaurant anywhere else?

1980
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,760
Besides if I want to go in, is there probably another state?

1981
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:48,760
I think they close everything in North Texas.

1982
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:54,880
Tell me where the closest one to us is, because I may. Nowhere.

1983
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,200
Wait, wait, wait for it.

1984
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,800
Hold on, producer.

1985
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:04,280
Type in seven zip code and then extend the search within a thousand miles.

1986
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,920
A thousand miles.

1987
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,320
Well, go to the right.

1988
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:08,240
Oh, that's over there.

1989
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:08,880
To your right.

1990
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,240
That's way out on 30.

1991
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,000
Yeah, I'd still drive out there.

1992
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:13,760
It's not that good.

1993
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,160
Go to search within.

1994
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,320
I don't even get the burger.

1995
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:19,680
No, I get the cage there and go to 100 miles.

1996
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,680
Go figure. That's it.

1997
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,240
There's still no just rock wall.

1998
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,600
I would not drive that far for it.

1999
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,200
Go. Well, what if I'm in the rock wall area?

2000
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,920
Well, if you're out there, that's one thing.

2001
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,680
There's only one within 100 miles.

2002
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,040
But there you go, Paul.

2003
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:35,040
Fuck.

2004
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:38,880
The burger is not that I'm sorry.

2005
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,000
I told you I don't eat the burger.

2006
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,920
I eat the Cajun chicken sandwich.

2007
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:43,920
It's not that good.

2008
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:44,920
Really?

2009
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,520
It's great. I love it.

2010
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,520
Love it. Love it.

2011
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:51,520
You know what I enjoyed about going to Fuddruckers is.

2012
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:53,520
The condiment tray.

2013
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:56,600
Well, the yes, the assortment of condiments I'd have for there.

2014
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:58,840
Oh, my God. I would have a salad bar from that.

2015
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,720
Basically, you have my burger, be like this.

2016
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:05,200
And then just like, I would have like I would have like a hundred pickles.

2017
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:06,960
Why?

2018
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:11,360
And two slices of large tomato wheels and some some lettuce.

2019
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:13,720
At some point, it overwhelms whatever you're eating.

2020
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,120
Oh, no, no, no. I take the bread off.

2021
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:18,920
I eat it everything all the way down to the meat.

2022
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:20,520
Yes, Sean doesn't eat a sandwich.

2023
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,720
He deconstructs it and then eats it.

2024
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,320
You buffet the condiments.

2025
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:29,320
Actually, I do. So when I take the sandwich, if a sandwich is tall,

2026
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:31,920
yes, I don't like to push it and it gets all over.

2027
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:37,320
I take the top of the bun off and I will eat it down to where it's a manageable sandwich.

2028
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,320
Excellent.

2029
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,320
It's all about.

2030
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,720
We should probably open the next segment.

2031
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:45,320
With how we eat different foods.

2032
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:46,920
That would be disturbing.

2033
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:49,720
So all right.

2034
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:53,720
Well, hey, look, should we talk about Jim Ballsacki?

2035
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,320
No, even MSNBC.

2036
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,120
I think we're at the intermission. Are we not?

2037
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:58,320
We got five minutes.

2038
01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,320
Oh, we got five minutes. OK. All right.

2039
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:02,320
Not trying to rush things along here.

2040
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:08,720
I was actually going to ask you guys if you have started planning for your summer vacations.

2041
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:13,320
I am taking a vacation out to see my dad.

2042
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,320
That's in April.

2043
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:18,520
My wife and I are also going on our 25th wedding anniversary.

2044
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:19,520
That's a big one.

2045
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:21,120
To Disney World.

2046
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:24,120
Oh, shame.

2047
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:25,120
I know.

2048
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,120
Shame.

2049
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,120
I will still enjoy it.

2050
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:27,920
I will still have fun.

2051
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:31,320
The reason we're going is we went to honor our honeymoon to Disney World.

2052
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:32,320
Yes.

2053
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:33,320
Are you going to bring a plastic flask?

2054
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:35,520
Like a smuggler's delight.

2055
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:36,520
Yeah.

2056
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:38,920
No, because I'm not going to bring a bottle with me.

2057
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:42,920
I'm not going to have a car to go gallivanting to all the liquor stores down there.

2058
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,920
I'll see if you can bring a bottle with you.

2059
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:47,920
Now you're talking.

2060
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:49,920
Not a flask, a bladder.

2061
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:50,920
A bladder.

2062
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:54,920
We both have an arm sling.

2063
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:55,920
Yes, I do.

2064
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,920
I probably still have my sling, yeah.

2065
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:04,920
But we went on our honeymoon and at the time, it was Disney World's 20th anniversary.

2066
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:07,920
It was Disney World's 25th anniversary.

2067
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,920
So now they're celebrating their 50th anniversary.

2068
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:10,920
That's super cool.

2069
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:11,920
And it's their 25th anniversary.

2070
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:12,920
I'm going to change.

2071
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:13,920
You guys line up.

2072
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:15,920
Totally line up to what they've got going on there.

2073
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:16,920
So we're going to go.

2074
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:17,920
We're going to enjoy it.

2075
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:19,920
And I'm going to wear all my Trump gear.

2076
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:21,920
But you know, here's the thing.

2077
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:22,920
Are you really?

2078
01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:24,920
Do you wear the 45 that shirt you got?

2079
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:25,920
That's nice.

2080
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,920
Guys, here's what we have to remember.

2081
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:31,920
When you go there, all the people that work there couldn't give a rat's ass about what's

2082
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,920
going on at corporate.

2083
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,920
Some do.

2084
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:35,920
Well, I know.

2085
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:36,920
But you know what I mean.

2086
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:37,920
Oh, I know what you mean.

2087
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,920
I mean, right now they're having an internal strife, right?

2088
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,920
The Republicans are against the Democrats.

2089
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:45,920
I'm more against the executive board and the directors and above.

2090
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:52,920
But the hourly people or whatever, like the people that provide the experience, right?

2091
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:56,920
They care about you being happy visiting and they're frustrated.

2092
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:57,920
I know they're frustrated.

2093
01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:59,920
Well, I mean, you're going to be greeted at the door.

2094
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,920
They're not going to say, hey, friends and folks.

2095
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:04,920
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

2096
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,920
They can't see ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls anymore.

2097
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:08,920
Oh, my God.

2098
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:09,920
I was that kidding.

2099
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:16,920
I had yesterday I had to drive to Graham, Texas, and I saw a high school had a big old

2100
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:20,920
high school of the football team is all right.

2101
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:21,920
Where is the kid?

2102
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,920
Let's let's go cowboys and cowgirls.

2103
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:27,920
And I'm thinking to myself that's going away.

2104
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:28,920
Racist.

2105
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:31,920
That has fucked up because now I'm thinking about it.

2106
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:32,920
Right.

2107
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:33,920
Right.

2108
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,920
I mean, you just read and let it go.

2109
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:36,920
That's fantastic.

2110
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,920
And now I'm just like, that sucks because someone's going to be offended.

2111
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:40,920
Yeah.

2112
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:42,920
You know, well, not necessarily.

2113
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:43,920
Right.

2114
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:47,920
Because even when they're transgender, they they identify with a gender.

2115
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:48,920
Do they not?

2116
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:49,920
Whatever.

2117
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:50,920
Some do not.

2118
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:52,920
Some get 100 genders.

2119
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:55,920
There's some folks out there that like to represent others.

2120
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:56,920
All right.

2121
01:27:56,920 --> 01:28:01,920
And for all those that like to represent other people's feelings, they can mainly

2122
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,920
suck a lot of white elitists like to do that.

2123
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:07,920
They do because they feel like they're making amends or something.

2124
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:08,920
Well, I don't understand.

2125
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:10,920
It's like, what are you trying to do?

2126
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:11,920
What do you do?

2127
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:12,920
White guilt.

2128
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:13,920
Get the fuck out of here.

2129
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:14,920
So what would it change to?

2130
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:19,920
How do cowboys, cowgirls and cow thems, cowlinoids?

2131
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:20,920
I don't know.

2132
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:21,920
How about cowlinoids?

2133
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:24,920
Cowlinoids or cowboys like a cow.

2134
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:27,920
How is cow or bottle and bond?

2135
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:28,920
Heaven's.

2136
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:29,920
Heaven's Hill.

2137
01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:30,920
No, no, no, no.

2138
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:31,920
Heaven Hill.

2139
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:32,920
It's Heaven Hill.

2140
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:33,920
Heaven Hill.

2141
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:34,920
But we got to.

2142
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:35,920
It's a it's a unicorn.

2143
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:38,920
Yeah, very, very good.

2144
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:41,920
It's recommended, recommended by dudes like us.

2145
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:42,920
I'm Sean.

2146
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:43,920
I'm Paul.

2147
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:44,920
And I'm Jeff.

2148
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:45,920
And we'll be back in a few short moments.

2149
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:46,920
We're going to have another bottle.

2150
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,920
Heaven's Hill.

2151
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:48,920
We'll come back and talk about it.

2152
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:49,920
Heaven Hill.

2153
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:50,920
Oh, damn it, man.

2154
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:51,920
No, no, no, no.

2155
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,920
What am I drinking?

2156
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:54,920
Heaven's no, no, no, no.

2157
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,920
What am I drinking downstairs?

2158
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,920
Heaven's.

2159
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:58,920
Oh, Heaven's Gate.

2160
01:28:58,920 --> 01:28:59,920
Something close.

2161
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:00,920
Yeah, that has that door.

2162
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,920
That was a was a cult.

2163
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:04,920
And that does have a an apostrophe.

2164
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:05,920
Oh, look at this.

2165
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:07,920
Look at the theme that's going on.

2166
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:08,920
We're talking about heaven.

2167
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:09,920
There you go.

2168
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:10,920
All right.

2169
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:11,920
We're out.

2170
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:22,920
We're out.