It's just like us.
It's dudes like us.
Did they steal the concept?
Oh my god.
It's exactly so it's a...
Is it more high tech though maybe?
No it's not.
They said they have cameras.
They have nicer, they have a little bit nicer microphones but as far as like the hardware
goes we have got better sound system.
But their stuff is...
So I thought that...
Okay so what we're talking about is the show, it's sunny in what?
So okay first of all it's dudes like us.
It's the first week of April.
April.
And I'm Sean.
We're in April now.
And I'm Jeff.
I'm Paul.
And we're just shooting off the hip.
We've got some topics we're going to be talking about.
We're going to float all over the place like we normally do but kicking off I made a remark
about it's always sunny in Philadelphia and I'm not talking about the television show
that you find on TNT.
Because that show is over with right?
It's not a still running show.
No it's done I think isn't it?
I don't think it's done.
I don't think they...
They didn't say this is the end of...
We're not going to renew.
I think that COVID had shut them down and they just haven't started back up.
They've got like 12 seasons under their belt.
So they did like a spin off podcast.
So they did but they're not doing it in character.
They're doing it as themselves but themselves are just like the characters.
I was going to say it's basically themselves.
Oh right.
I mean they're three talking and they have a producer and she is...
Is it the blonde that's on the show?
No she's...
She's not on the show.
Dee Snider?
No.
Dee's nuts.
Deandra Reynolds is the character name.
I forget what her real name is but she showed up on a few Phantom shows on mainstream TV.
I thought we were funny.
I thought her character was good but she turned out to...
The shows did make it.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Paul have you seen the show?
I have not.
I'm trying to fight through the first season still.
Oh yeah.
I can't get into it.
Honestly it's tough.
But I mean once you're in the zone these guys are all obnoxious.
A lot of them are wannabe actors and you've got Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Deandra.
And Dennis who's on the very far right and Deandra, their dad is Danny DeVito.
And you find out like in season six or seven that...
Oh spoiler alert.
Oh whatever.
I'm going to watch it.
He's not actually their father.
No way to go.
I'm not watching it now.
It's hilarious.
But the whole thing about it...
But he's still their dad.
So it's hilarious.
These guys are all... they're just raunchy people.
The one that I watched with you that I found funny which got me to try to watch the first
season which was nothing like the first season.
It's when they're at the water park and they were trying to get button line.
Yeah so Danny DeVito.
He had... cigarette burns.
He was cigarette burning himself wasn't he?
Charlie was giving him hickeys on his arm and so he was going around saying, I have
AIDS, I have AIDS.
And he was cutting line because if you're handicapped you get to cut the line.
And so they're like... they go down the slide, splash and have a great time.
They get out all giddy and they're cutting through lines.
They're all dripping wet.
I got AIDS, I got AIDS.
So they get to cut through line again.
And then they get to this one ride that's not open yet.
And it's one of those tall rides with the long slide and you jump down there.
It was dry.
And so they're up there and Danny DeVito is kind of like, well doesn't this...
Charlie, doesn't this need to be wet?
And so Charlie's like, I thought about that.
And he brought a water bottle and he's like...
Oh no.
He takes the water bottle and so Danny DeVito steps over the edge and you hear this streak.
You know...
And he leans into the pool at the very bottom and you see this blood splurt everywhere from
all the open sores and then he goes, wait a minute, that's the guy that has AIDS.
And then they had to shut down the pool.
So anyways, they've got a podcast.
So what is it on again?
What's streaming?
You know, it's not on Netflix anymore.
It's on Hulu, I believe.
It used to be on Netflix.
Yeah, they took it.
Well, actually it is on Netflix if you have a VPN.
I think it's in the UK.
Yeah, if you VPN to UK, then you can watch it there.
That's how I was watching it.
Yeah, I could do that.
I enjoy it because I like to kind of...
The last hour that I'm awake, I like to put on a show that can repeat where I could just
stare at it into oblivion.
And then I turn the TV on a setting and make it go off the timer.
You know, sleep, sleep.
And so that's one of them I used to do.
And I love the show and they have a new podcast and it reminds me of us because they're dudes
like us.
They really are.
You know, and they're kind of down to earth.
They've got some...
They're all quirky, you know.
They delve into the politics like we do?
Yeah, no.
They...
Yes and no.
They talked about politics.
I was listening to them yesterday.
They talked about some politics.
But then they were like, we don't want to talk about politics because they were like,
it's boring.
We don't want to talk about it.
Well, it's kind of like us and then we do it anyway.
We can't help it.
It was frustrating because they ran into some of the same roadblocks that we ran into.
And we were talking about how they were trying to pass a bill and they're like, wait a minute,
what's the Senate doing with kicking around the bill first?
Doesn't the House usually get the bill first?
Right.
And nobody fully understands how the process works.
And I was like, well...
I'm thinking about inner monologue and I'm like trying to tell them, you know.
It's funny.
Just like, listen to us, listen to dudes like us and you would know.
Because we went through this process.
Oh, we give...
We spew so much misinformation that any of our audience is like, no, it's that or it's
this or the movie you're thinking of is this.
Watching their podcast made me realize that our podcast isn't that bad.
Did you hear that, listeners?
It's not that bad.
These guys are...
Hang with us.
...are professionals.
They have... they've got the charisma, they've got the personalities.
But you know, so do we.
But they've got the cameras.
They've got the name recognition.
They do.
And they've got the cameras and they don't go live.
They got some diehards that watch their show.
Yeah, they do.
They really do.
I mean, you know, until we have our own sitcom, we're going to...
And I'm sure you have Danny DeVito guesting every time.
Oh my God, Danny DeVito.
He's one of my heroes.
He really is.
I think he's at the point in his age where he's like, I don't give a shit.
Well, I think he was always that way.
True, but he's more so that way now.
So his big break was Taxi, right?
That's where he started off with.
I think so, as far as...
That's the first time I've ever seen.
And then he did a ton of movies.
Ah, yeah.
He was in Romance in the Stone.
Yes, he was.
Yeah, that was an early 80s one.
He was Throw Mama from the Train.
He was with Twins.
That's right, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Twin.
Yeah, and he...
He's married to the chick that was in Cheers.
Oh yeah.
The curly head.
I don't remember what her name was in Cheers.
Oh, the redhead.
Serena.
She had dark hair.
Serena?
No, no, Serena.
She had dark curly hair.
Her name was Rhea Pearlman, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, Rita, Rita, Rhea.
What was her name in the damn show?
It doesn't matter.
Rhea?
Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen Cheers.
He was also the Penguin in the Batman movie, the very first one.
Oh, yes, he was.
Yeah, let me see here.
Billy Wise Guys.
I don't remember him on that.
My Little Pony?
The movie.
Oh, Ruthless People.
Have you seen Ruthless People?
Yes.
Yes, I think so.
You know what?
I don't recall what it's about, though.
It's got your favorite actress, Bette Midler, in it.
Oh, let's move on.
All right, well, hold on.
There's also other...
I think it's other people's money.
I don't know.
Oh, there it is.
There it is, other people's money.
Okay, so other people's money is actually...
I find this to be a hidden gem.
Really?
Because...
Like Arugula?
What was that one called?
Yeah, like my cousin...
Right.
My cousin Vinnie.
No, it's My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin.
I find that to be a gem, too.
This one is a gem for Danny DeVito.
He was so obnoxious in that movie, though.
My Blue Heaven was Steve Martin.
That's a gem for Steve Martin.
As far as Steve Martin goes, this one is the perfect...
Other people's money.
He's extremely wealthy, and he would buy other companies and liquidate them.
Right.
That's it.
Well, that's the same Pretty Woman.
That's what Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman.
With Dick Gere?
Yeah, with Dick Gere with the hamster problem.
Good lord.
Has that ever been validated?
Of course not.
It's stupid.
What, the Interview the Mouse?
How are you going to validate that?
I don't know, hospital records?
Yeah, if they're pulling out hamster hair.
I mean, did he insert that himself, or did he have an accomplice?
Had to be a tube.
That's what I mean.
It has to be one of those hamster world tubes, right?
Right.
The little wheel on the end of it.
That's terrible.
Do you guys ever have hamsters growing up?
Chipmunks already?
There's just dirty.
No, I never had a hamster.
I want one.
I never had one.
Aren't they dirty little creatures?
I mean, they're in their house.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
They need to clean them out.
I don't think they're dirty.
And they run through those little tunnels and get on the little wheel and shit everywhere.
Well, I mean, they shit on their shit mats.
Well, I mean, everything shits, right?
Every pet shits.
Yeah.
So, the gerbil versus a hamster, what's the difference there?
I think gerbils are larger.
Are they?
Gerbils are a little bit larger, and hamsters are relatively small.
They're as small as mice.
Are they both pets?
They can get a little bit big.
No, hamsters are bigger than gerbils.
Guinea pigs are big.
I think hamsters are large.
Are they not?
I don't know.
But gerbil versus hamster, they look the same.
They look identical.
I think they just copy pasted and put it on the other side.
One looks more like a squirrel.
Which makes a better pet.
They look the same.
They look like velociraptors with hair.
Yeah, the hamsters look a little more squirrelish.
So to reveal the pros and cons, which one's more expensive?
Inexpensive pets.
You need to buy food and substrate.
What the hell is substrate?
It's the container in which they exist.
I think it's the cedar wood chips.
Oh, it's the chips they run around in and pee on.
Do gerbils or hamsters bite more?
Both hamsters and gerbils have recognizable front teeth that are always growing, so biting
on wood or toys to help reduce the length of the insizers will be still quite the sharp.
Gerbils rarely bite.
So it says on the bottom.
The reason for this behavior, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, but what are the physical traits?
Check this out.
They're both pleasurable anally.
What the hell?
It does not say that.
Oh, no it didn't.
Sorry, my bad.
What the hell, man?
It's on Paul's website.
He has bookmarked.
So basically what they do is that they stick the mouse, gerbil, hamster or whatever it
is and they load it up in the tube and the tube climbs all the way up the tube, but then
they yank the tube out.
Oh, stop.
And then the rodent is stuck in the butt.
No, and then it storms around.
Oh, it's trying to get out.
Oh, it just wants to start biting everywhere.
I don't understand.
Well, maybe it's a gerbil so they don't bite.
Who's the first person to try that?
And why would you want to stick a live animal in your ass?
I don't know.
Do I get a pass?
No, you have to answer this.
I'm going to call a friend.
Yeah, Lifeline.
You're going to do a Lifeline on this one?
I'm calling Paul.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom, listen.
Do you have any idea why somebody would stick a gerbil up their ass?
I mean, they're looking at it like, Dan, did you tell them?
Well, it's like someone had to be sitting there and had to have a hamster and go, I
wonder what that feels like in my butt.
Jesus, Edith.
Why?
Why would you sit there and think that?
OK, hold on.
I don't know if we really want to go here, but obviously there is some sort of erogenous
zone in that area because...
It's called the prostate.
The prostate's the erogenous zone?
On the dude in your anal.
Your anus?
Or in your rectum.
Well, there you go.
So I guess they get the gerbil up there and it starts...
Shredding your prostate?
It starts breakdancing with your prostate.
Because of the juliani in your prostate.
This is the first half.
Yeah.
This is the first ten minutes.
This is usually something we have on the second half.
Which means we are not talking about anything as alcohol induced.
Well, someone brought up Dick Gere and his gerbil fantasy.
So, Danny DeVito, he...
Other people's money.
Basically he...
I find he's extremely...
He's a douchebag, but he's also very funny in the movie.
I find it's an older movie.
91.
I would highly recommend.
All right.
There you have it.
All right.
So Danny DeVito on the...
It's always sunny in Philadelphia, which we also recommend.
I would recommend watching it.
Just it's freaking funny.
These guys are a bunch of assholes.
They're a bunch of losers.
And you know what they do?
They push the limits.
Really?
They talk about the N-word.
Oh, really?
They do.
They push every...
They're not worried about being canceled.
Every limit that you could push on the show, they do it.
So hold on.
Was that before Woke came around?
I don't know.
They're still on...
Right?
Because if they're not still on the air...
Episode number one, she was dating a black guy.
And it's episode number one.
And they went right out of the gate.
Yeah.
Just straight out of the gate.
Now, mind you, that was like the first episode.
And they were saying that...
I forget which TV, USA, I think, started them off and gave them a ridiculously small budget
to start with.
Right.
And...
Yeah, the quality is really poor.
It's in like 4-3 aspect ratio.
They said they used a VHS camera.
It looks like it.
Well, but Danny DeVito, I mean, that's...
Danny DeVito did not join the cast until like the fourth season.
When they started gaining momentum.
So Danny DeVito found out about the show.
Found out about the show.
Or became a fan.
Through his kids.
Yeah, probably started watching it.
Thought it was funny.
And somehow got tied in.
And he figured out how to put them on.
It actually starts on the second season because I watched a couple on the second show.
Can you imagine that though, being a seasoned actor and just kind of, you know, you're in
between movies or you haven't done anything in a while.
And yeah, you're talking to your kids and they tell you, oh, dad, you got to watch it.
It's funny.
And he literally calls his agent and says, check, see if they want me on that show.
And they would be freaking out.
But what had happened is USA had approached the cast and they were like, hey, look, we're
on the fence on bringing you back for a second season.
Happens all the time.
Here's what we need.
We need for you to sign a name, get a big name and we'll consider bringing in for the
second season.
Yeah.
And I don't know how they milked Danny DeVito or how they got him in there.
Did they put his name out in the circus somehow?
I don't know.
But he got on.
He signed on.
They approved the ticket and he's been there a long time.
He's got 150 something episodes.
There are 13 seasons in.
Right.
And they're I mean, it's so crazy because he goes, Danny DeVito in the show is extremely
wealthy.
Right.
And he gives up everything.
He doesn't care.
He's like he, you know, his wife takes half and he's still just rich, you know, and every
year never runs out.
So obnoxious.
I mean, it's like during Christmas every year, Danny DeVito will buy for himself the gifts
that his kids want for them.
It's like, you know, like in your face.
Yeah.
He's like, hey, look at this.
He's got a green Lamborghini.
He pulls up and he buys this.
He's got this purse.
He liked my man bag.
And she was like, oh, and Dennis is like, does he know?
Does he actually know what they want?
Or something that they would want?
He does it on purpose because he's he's being a dick to him.
Yeah, sounds like he keeps it for a while and then returns it.
At least I don't know.
It disappears on the next episode.
Right.
That's funny.
You know, they've got all kinds of crust.
They push the limit on gay people and they're all alcoholics.
And the chart and I don't know.
You got to watch how the show develops.
I mean, so do you think do you think that because woke came on the scene that a lot
of those shows are backing off?
I mean, I've heard a lot of comedians say it's killing is killing, you know, the comedic.
Yes, I think I think it is starting to kill some of the comedies because I try to watch
them.
The new ones.
I'm just like, yeah, this is awful.
It's very it's very watered down, right?
Watered down to their because they can't offend anyone.
So so but I also I get the feeling like they're kind of rebelling, like they're fighting back.
I think some of the comedians are I think I mean, not only comedians, I think I think
the kind of the world's kind of shifting.
Oh, the world is.
Yes, you're correct.
I think because because the woke crowd is a very small subset percentage of.
Yes.
Very loud, very obnoxious, very shaming.
Correct.
And that terrifies anybody.
Correct.
Yeah.
Anyone like Disney?
Look what's going on with Disney.
They felt pressure and they got suckered in.
I mean, what a shit storm.
Yeah, I don't know.
And now they have internal strife.
Oh, yeah.
Like these conservatives at Disney are coming out against the liberals at Disney and they're
all like arguing over who should be, you know, you know, influencing the direction of the
company.
Right.
I mean, why are companies even thinking they need to get involved in this kind of stuff?
They don't need to.
They need to stay with what worked for them for 50 years.
That's right.
Like Disney.
Why do you have California executives dabbling in Florida politics?
Right.
The Santa's point.
They're like, we don't we don't allow California to dictate what we do.
And frankly, Disney doesn't even know what the fuck they're talking about.
They don't.
It's a crime to have that conversation with a minor of any called pedophilia.
Any kind of conversation about it.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It's just been totally corrupted.
The whole they were very good at getting the message out and the media latched onto it.
Oh, they did.
And sold it.
And that's all you saw was that don't say gay.
And that's the word that's not even in it.
I don't even know.
I mean, the Will Smith slap kind of took the the sting out of the hosts, the three hosts
that were, you know, Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall.
And they were the ones that were hosting the show.
And I thought it was Chris Rock.
Well, I mean, Chris Rock was kind of a co-host, you know, but it was a four of them.
Yeah.
And I don't know how the denominations broke out, but they were supposed to have three
women and they were they have a little section on there.
Any white guys represented?
No white.
So one of the sections they were Austin Seavey, if you can find Michael Jackson, Oscar hosts.
So they well.
So anyways, they were up there.
They were talking about all the popular stuff going on, the latest news articles.
And I'm a see if he can just pull it up in that way.
They can they can say it real quick.
Oh, I see.
So so that was their little political.
Well, that was one of them.
So first of all, Amy, first of all, I think all three women are funny as hell.
I like them.
And it's a shame that they have to taint their talent by infusing politics into it.
Because it really I could watch them.
I could watch movies with them.
If they shut the fuck up.
Right.
And you know, it's it's kind of like some of these.
It's kind of like Barbara Streisand.
You know, there was, you know, one concerts that she goes on and performs.
There have been people.
You know, she says starts slamming, I don't know, whatever president, whoever the Republican
president was in the House at the time.
And then you have these people that just stand up and when you stop talking about politics
and just saying, if you don't like it, you can leave.
Right.
And they get up and leave.
I mean, that's uncalled for.
Right.
It's uncalled for.
You know, her tickets aren't cheap.
No, they're not.
So right there.
I don't know if you can get audio on there, but this is this is the perfect thing right
here.
OK, first off, why is Amy Schumer falling out of her dress?
I think she's gross.
I don't think she's funny either.
That's gross.
I don't think one of Sykes is funny either.
She has a unique voice.
All right.
Well, let's hear what they have to say.
We're going to have a great night tonight, and for you people in Florida, we're going
to have a gay night.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
Really?
That's just stupid.
It's unnecessary.
But that's ignorance too because you know, I really believe it's ignorance.
It is ignorance because they're implying that that Florida
legislatures are anti gay and they're not.
But it's like, how can you possibly think it's OK
to have that conversation with five, six, seven year olds?
Right. That's what the issue is.
It's about talking about these topics, any kind of topics related to that.
I just young children.
I mean, that that's what it's about.
And it really it bothers me.
It really does.
And it's just like, where are you going to draw the line?
And the fact that the animosity that I have towards
the these politicians that were trying to throw
the the parents that were concerned on these school boards
and classify them as terrorists, right, because they want to stand up
for the kids rights, right?
And how dare they push back on our school boards?
And our methods are shame on them, man.
It's just we know better.
They're not your kids.
This is our reason why.
Right. Is because that's what the boards think.
That's what they do. No idea what the fuck you're doing.
And you've you've got
it, but the parents fought back.
I wonder if you're allowed to sit in on a classroom.
No, not allowed.
I don't think so.
I've always like if it's preplanned and you go in there and sit
because I did when my kids were up here in elementary school,
they had the dogs right
where as a dad, you could go up there and spend the day
and you'd walk kind of like security, right?
Yeah. You get to spend time with your kids and
in their classroom.
And you would actually have some kids come out and you read to them
and stuff like that. Right.
And but it was an all day thing.
And I got to sit through some of the classes and observe and stuff.
I think they should have cameras in the classrooms with audio.
I could open up a whole can of worms, but yeah.
Why? No, I mean, I don't I don't disagree with you.
I think I don't think I think from the perspective of
if parents knew how dysfunctional schools were,
not necessarily from the standpoint of what they're being taught,
just how dysfunctional they are.
Like every every school has to bend over backwards
and accommodate bad behavior.
And I think, yeah, I think both ways.
I think I disagree.
I think I disagree with that because you're going to have
everybody's going to disagree with something.
Oh, yeah. And the teachers need to have.
I mean, imagine us, right?
Imagine us having a camera follow us everywhere all day long. Right.
I mean, there's going to be somebody that doesn't agree with something
we're doing. Right. Right.
Yeah, I think you have to go to the school boards,
look at the curriculum, the books, what's being taught
and talk to your kids for one thing. Right. Right.
And but if you had a camera in there, I think you're going to have
one parent, two parents who's going to disagree
with at least one thing that I said every day.
So I just think that would be I think to be a problem.
Yeah. I think the teachers do their thing.
You're opening up a huge can of worms.
But I see where you're going with that.
Maybe accountability, transparency.
I think that if you if you have some concerns
and there are lots of concerns, I mean, especially with some of the younger kids.
Right. You know, I think that it'd be appropriate.
Maybe some of the kindergarten preschool, third grade, fourth grade.
I think we all deserve to know what they're being taught.
No question about it. Yeah.
And if you have a problem, go talk to them. I did. Right.
So if you have a if you find out and hopefully the kids speak up,
kids don't always speak up.
You know, my kids weren't really coming home to tattletales like, yeah, we,
you know, and this was in fifth grade.
So we had already kind of talked about this, the inconvenient truth
and manmade global warming and how much of a joke
the manmade global warming really is. Right.
They came home and say, yeah, teacher so and so is is talking about manmade
global warming and we watched this.
And she didn't let me ask my questions or this or that.
So I went there and talked to him about it.
Did you really? So you talk to the teacher? Who did you talk to?
I talked to the boy's teacher. Yeah.
Oh, wow. And have that conversation.
Well, it went at that age. They shared teachers. Right.
So yeah, one teaches science, one teaches math.
They go back and forth.
I I talked to his main teacher and the other teacher was the one.
And I talked to her and I said, you know, I told her it was unacceptable.
And I was like, I have no problem if they want to watch it.
But you have to present both sides and let the kids discuss and talk it out.
Right. Right. Yeah.
Because it's not a foregone conclusion to say you don't
you're not forcing your your views on them.
Let them debate and talk about it. Right.
Even a fifth grade, they could still do that. Right.
Some degree. Right. And they were receptive to that.
He was. Yeah.
And you have no idea if they changed their style or anything.
But I don't know. But at least you you know, you.
Yeah, she agreed with me.
She goes, yes, she goes, I'll talk to her about it.
So the other teacher, she goes, I'll talk to her about it.
And, you know, I have a problem. She had a problem with it as well.
Yeah. It's funny. My oldest, I used to ask him, you know,
because I was getting, you know, whatever conversation I'd have with somebody else,
I get amped up and go, damn, I'm not involved.
I need to make sure my kids aren't being fed, you know, lies or whatever.
And so I talked to my oldest and I was like, did they, you know,
show you that movie or this or that? He's like, what?
And I'm like, well, I mean, so, you know, how do you feel about that?
He was like, Dad, what? What are you talking about?
We like I don't even pay attention.
Like none of this stuff matters to me.
So my kids like just never they just they they just like their eyes
glossed over and they were like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, some kids care.
My mind apparently didn't. Right.
So regarding the rest of the Oscars,
I didn't watch any of it.
I didn't watch any of it either.
But there was nothing else that that happened.
I mean, other than that.
But did I see something usually does it?
Did I see a video of a backstage
after the Oscars where Will Smith was up on a stage
doing some sort of backstage thing?
Look up Will Smith backstage Oscars.
When you were scrolling through, I was like, I'm sure they just talked
about his Oscar. No, no, no. He was there.
Well, I know. I bet.
I'm sure it was just questions about King Richard or whatever.
OK, so he hung around after that.
They did kick it out.
They did. They went to the party, the post party and everything.
Had a great time. No, it's disgusting.
I mean, these people should be ashamed of themselves.
He should have gone straight home in shame.
He should have gone to jail.
Well, yeah, I don't disagree there. Yeah.
But he, you know, regardless
whether Chris Rock agrees with it or not, he, you know.
Well, they can still theoretically press charges from what I read.
They don't need a. That's right.
They don't have to have somebody. Right. Right.
Just because of the nature of the victim doesn't have to press charge. Correct.
But didn't the police say that they they reviewed it and they said, you know,
no, there's no point or they're not going to.
Or I thought there was some statement.
Were you looking up the Will Smith post show thing?
No, it's OK. I mean, I would just you guys answered my question.
So he hung around and kept doing stuff.
Oh, yeah. Which is sickening to me.
I know. Anyway, we'll get back on that.
Yeah, we will. All right. What are we drinking tonight?
Sean, a unicorn.
It is a unit straight out of a unicorn's horn.
So who found this?
Yeah. So I so I did an off an off cycle run to total wine
because we were over there at the time, my son and I.
And and then, of course, the dude spots me and I'm like, hey, what's going on?
He's like, so he looks at me and he says, I've got a unicorn.
I was like, oh, really?
And I go over there and he shows me that and there's one bottle.
And I'm like, this is the only one you have.
And he goes, I think we've got a box up above.
And I was like, oh, and that's when I took a picture.
And you were like, they have anymore. I'm coming right now.
I was like, wow, that's assertiveness. Right.
I take what everybody can be motivated by something, right?
It's unicorn bourbons for me, I guess.
You were out the door before I even hung up.
Anyway, so, yeah, this is how you walk into your car.
Right. All right.
So this is Heaven Hill proof 100 aged seven years.
Well, it's a Heaven Hill bottle and bond. Yep.
Yeah, it's probably in seven years.
And it's extremely smooth. Very nice.
So OK, well, so when we poured this in the cup, because the first thing we do
as most some of you may know is at the beginning of our first
and second half show, we pour it into a glass without any ice.
And we swing it. Neat. Yeah. Neat.
And, you know, this one, you first take it in.
And the first thing you're like, oh, that's hot. Yeah, it's hot.
It's peppery. And then in about five seconds, it dissipates.
And you're left with what, Jeff?
Some nice bourbon flavors.
I tell you, the flavor stays, man.
Yeah, I taste some some tobacco or tea, maybe.
Is that the right? What's the bash bill on this thing?
That's only 10 percent right.
10 percent. And they jacked up the barley on it. 12 percent.
Yeah, that's it's usually the other way around.
A lot of corn, too. Seventy eight. Yeah, it's yeah, it is.
So anyways, it's a unique bottle.
Another unique bottle. It's a unique taste. It tastes great.
It is great. And we threw a cube in there.
I kind of look a little bit more like I like it with the cube.
Yeah, it just melts it out a little bit.
Yeah, you know, I think all of them, I think in general,
all of them are mellowed out a little bit better with a cube.
So this is Heaven Hill.
So that's great. Bottled in bonds.
Oh, and check this for a seven year bourbon.
It's forty dollars.
How does that it used to be that's crazy.
It used to be well, what I read about this is this was really
guys pay for it. Forty bucks.
I spent one hundred and ten dollars.
Well, what was the last one?
How did you buy this one?
No, it was 40 bucks. That's what he said.
He was like, it's only 40 bucks. I was like, oh, my God.
Well, I read up on this and this was really relegated to just Kentucky.
And it was 15 bucks a bottle. Oh, wow.
Well, Heaven Hill, the earlier ones, they're very inexpensive.
Well, Heaven Hill makes a lot of bourbons that we drink. Right.
This is just happens to be one of their name.
Oh, yeah. I mean, any seven year bourbon is no slouch. Right.
So, I mean, nowadays, it's like aged at least 16 months.
At least 16. Right.
I'm like, what? Why even put that on the bottle?
You're better off hiding that information.
Well, it's like the it's like the papst.
They don't call it bourbon. It's whiskey. Right.
They just pour that over aged staves. Right.
They don't even age it. They just pour it and then bottle it. Right.
To say, well, I told you, when I went to Fredericksburg,
I was eager to try the the the whiskey that they had there.
And I tried it and I was like, oh, no, it's not good at all.
They'd pour it over like chips.
Yeah, they had a bag of chips that they, I guess, suspend.
They were so bad.
I felt like saying, yeah, not good, gentlemen.
So as we were saying, the initial is a trace of leather.
I think we talked about that long ago with a faint or hints of the tobacco,
as Jeff said, and some honey.
It immediately jumps into the spice, you know, that jumps in there
and some of the savory tobacco and leathery pouch just kind of pumps through.
And it finishes up with some caramel sweetness with some cinnamon and vanilla.
And then it's right at the end. And.
It's 40 bucks.
That's what it looks. It's crazy.
I love how these guys, I guess, the writers, right?
He's like, oak mingles in along with cherries and vanilla sweeteners.
Yeah, I mean, it's like,
vanilla sweeteners. Yeah.
So it's just so great how they.
So some other Heavens Hills, Henry McKenna.
Ah ha ha.
And McKenna is heaven. So one of my go to is right there.
We haven't gotten this one, but the Bernheim Wheat Whiskey
Larsony. It's having so I've heard of I've heard of Larson.
We've got Larson.
He would. Is there a wheat one?
Larson is a weeded weeded bourbon.
All of them. Yes.
I thought we got Larson.
No, we don't. We don't have any answer.
We probably need to add that.
No, no, we've had it before, but we're out.
But you're saying we've ever had.
Well, we've had Larson before.
We've never had it up here in the collection.
Ah, OK.
Elijah Craig is also Elijah Craig.
Absolutely. And your favorite, Evan Williams.
White Label, White Label.
Did we buy Larson like Tahoe?
No, no bullet. Those bullet.
And we like it.
I wonder if we'd like it if we went back to it.
Oh, there we go. We got some.
Yeah, there's two unicorns right there.
Right. So the one we're drinking plus the 10 year Henry McKenna.
Yep. Bernheim original.
Is that what we have? We have we have a year McKenna.
That's a yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Tuck away. I buried it in my backyard.
We hear it.
I was going to dig it up.
You can't get into it, though.
Wittenhouse Rye. OK.
All right. Is that Kyle?
Yeah, it's Kyle Wittenhouse, his own signature Rye bourbon.
He blended it. That that old Fitzgerald,
if we could find that, that's another unicorn.
Yeah, that was the one.
I think there were three bottles in Colorado.
Seventeen year old Fitzgerald.
That's that's a tough one to find.
So, you know, they have what they have home much.
They had nine, 14, 11, eight, 17 year.
How do you buy spring and fall release?
You get lucky.
You see these at top of the at Liquor King.
When you got to have like three thousand points in order to buy it.
Well, we're getting there. We're combining our points.
We got smart.
We're combining all of our points.
And every time we go there, we're working our way up to that
that point total. Right.
I think we're at what, six hundred or eight ninety five.
Oh, we have a long way to go.
A long way to go.
There's they do not expire.
So, well, that's good.
Yeah, because it takes about ten years to get to that point.
I know. All right. We're good.
We have that. We have that single barrel out there, too.
It was pretty good. Evan Williams. That's another one.
That's a great you know, so that I was told I was drinking Jack.
And it was back when Jack was, you know, I wasn't making
making very much back then.
And I was like, man, it's expensive.
And somebody was like, yeah, but even back then, Jack was a premium.
Exactly. A premium.
Somebody was standing next to me and they were like,
you need to try every Williams.
I was like, what? What?
Where's Evan Williams?
You know, and so that's what I drank for years instead of instead of Jack.
It's good.
I mean, of course, not the 10 year, but the standard.
They make a 10 year.
Oh, yeah. Mix it with Coke.
I don't know what the big deal is. I mean.
Well, it's a different flavor to it.
Yeah, I guess mixing like Kentucky Deluxe with Coke
is definitely different from Jack and Coke. Oh, yeah.
I mean, every single one of them tastes different with Coke, but
I love I love bourbon and Coke.
Lots of different.
You tried one with Coke and you said it was terrible.
What was that? The Williamsburg?
No, old Barton, the 80 proof.
It was awful.
You said the 80 proof was terrible. Yes.
I've never had that before.
I mean, even Kentucky, Kentucky gentleman was is great with Coke.
And how can old Barton be horrible?
When I say Kentucky Deluxe, does it remind you of Pottsboro?
Remember when they brought that huge tankard of Kentucky Deluxe
and we got so shit faced like to a bigger than the J 1299?
Was it bigger than the half gallon?
Oh, no, no, no. You talk about that one point.
Just a big one, whatever the magnum is.
And it's we had one of the guys that was part of the family, PJ.
And he got so drunk, he started calling everyone blockhead.
Yes. OK, that he was crawling.
See, that stuff is dangerous because, you know,
I don't think people normally drink the really shitty stuff.
It's just like any other shitty stuff, like shitty vodka.
Shitty tequila. It's bathtub stuff.
It's weird things to your brain.
Yeah, I'm sure all the chemicals aren't off gas.
It's not bottled in bond. Let's just say that.
So, yeah, so you drink that stuff and it goes straight to your head
and makes you crazy. Right.
So, you know, you got to be speaking of going straight to your head
and making you crazy.
I discussed this in the passing this past week.
I read something about micro plastics.
Yeah. And in our blood.
And there's a couple compounded with so in the water bottles.
So that's why they're saying never drink water.
Don't freeze water bottles. Interesting.
And don't leave your water bottles in the car.
They need to be at that perfect range of temperature. Right.
And you can't even really have the water in the bottles
for an extended period of time because the water will literally
eat through the bottles and start to decay, leaching, interior.
You know what? You know, so what was interesting about that is that you
you were talking about micro micro plastics and I was like, well, are you
obviously you read that article about how a study came out.
You're like, no, what are you talking about?
I was like, and literally they have come out with the first of its kind.
I think it's from Norway.
I try to remember. We don't believe stuff from over there.
No, we don't. They're all liars. They're all liars.
They're Vikings. Yeah.
Well, there's Vikings. There's two things.
Well, so they have that study and it's the first measurable
proof that there is micro plastics in the bloodstream.
Now it's because although it will look, it gets worse. Not good.
For some of those manufacturers out there
that are mass producing these water bottles and they do not wait.
They're supposed to wait, but they do not wait.
Like for the bottles to cure before they put water. Absolutely.
They have to cure for like 48 to 72 hours to off gas.
Oh, hell no. They probably go right into it. They do.
And to that off gassing is extremely toxic. I bet.
So are you going to start limiting your bottle intake?
Well, I drink a tremendous amount of bottled water.
I know. That's what I mean. You drink a lot, man.
So well, I mean, it's eye opening.
So I want to. Well, you said you were thinking about
getting one of those Brita filters or something like that to have at your desk.
I want to get something that's going to make a difference.
Why don't you guys get what I have?
I've got an under the sink osmosis system
with a with a reverse, you know, reverse osmosis membrane.
I stub my nose to it.
It just seems like a lot of work.
No, it's easy and it's great tasting and it's good for you.
Now it does quote wastewater, right?
Because that's the way the membrane works.
It forces water through the membrane and squeezes everything out of it.
And then there's wastewater, so to speak.
Do you have to replace the membrane?
You do. But probably every three years.
Insane. No, no, no.
And it's not even it's not that it's not that expensive.
So I've been really happy with it.
My only frustration, this is the funny part.
So it started not coming out very fast.
And it has prostate issues. Right.
Totally squirt, squirt, squirt.
I was like, what is going on?
So I was thinking, OK, well, I needed to, you know, pump air into the tank.
And that did did nothing.
And finally, I got I called the guy, right.
And I was like, listen, I think my tank's messing up or I need something.
And he goes, he goes, when was the last time you check your filters?
I was like, oh, gosh, maybe six months ago.
Maybe it wasn't that long ago.
And he goes, well, let me look it up in the system here.
He goes, 2019.
And I was like, good Lord, just like the whole world has lost two years of their life,
like because of Covid, like everything just kind of.
Anyway, so, yeah, so I ordered new filters.
He sent them to me and I hooked them up.
And now it's blasting water out. Right.
So anyway, it's really easy.
You know, I bet filtered we have an incredible filtration system.
I mean, I've considered going up there with some five gallon.
It's just too much work, man.
I know I sound like a piece of poop.
Just buy one.
They're less than 300 bucks for everything.
For the pre filter, the post filter, the membrane, the tank.
I get it. They do everything.
They hook up all the tubes for you.
I even had them run the tube to my refrigerator.
So my ice is purified.
There's no way they could do that. But for my my.
Yeah, they can do anything.
Well, they'd have to go under the house.
Do that.
I think your gates turned up too much.
Hey, dial back his gate a little bit.
What's wrong with my gate?
You're muting.
You're muting prematurely.
I'm redlining.
No, you're you're muting prematurely.
All right. So the the plastic.
So the off gassing. So it's amazing.
So what we did, what I didn't hear about was
what does the microplastics do to you?
You know, I mean, we're just assuming that it's going to start clogging.
Like the river and collecting shit.
Yeah, just like you'd have like a plastic bottle and you're kidding.
Yeah, it's basically like a plastic water bottles in the river collecting,
collecting in yourselves all over the place.
Who knows?
You know, eventually we'll.
I don't know, man. I don't know.
Maybe the maybe it comes out.
I don't know. Maybe it's like baloney.
There's an acceptable amount of rat shit in there.
Well, you know how people always say you need to detoxify.
You need to do a purge.
You need to, you know, take this, take this or that to help you detoxify.
I wonder. And they usually talk about metals like iron buildup
and different kind of metals that build up detoxify like by by fasting.
No, by taking well, by what do you call it when you do like a liver cleanse?
A cleanse. Yeah.
Juice cleanse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You do like different cleanses to detoxify. Right.
I enjoy juice cleanses.
They think they I like the the turmeric and the the pepper.
They've got a orange juice, cayenne pepper.
Add a little vodka.
Shabam. Dude, what's up?
No, actually, I'm thinking about it now.
I don't know. No, because it's it's rather it's it's it's rather astringent
when you drink it, because it's like it's got a that's not something you want to set.
You want to drink it. You want to get it over with.
It's almost like doing a colonoscopy.
Well, you kind of have to.
I've never had a colonoscopy, so I thought you had it.
You're about to have one this year.
I'm going to have one. Thank you, Jeff.
Just saying. Yeah.
Wait a second. I thought you already had it scheduled.
And you told us. Well, dude, it's schedule.
No, the colonoscopy is not scheduled as it is.
We're lying to us.
He's telling us, I got my top of it, man.
I got my appointment.
We will.
You know, you go back in time and you need to figure out exactly what I said.
What I said is I am scheduled to get the finger wave.
I think you're just telling us what we want to hear just to get us.
Get us off your back.
Well, they're going to look at your blood pressure.
I've got a lot. I've got concerns.
I have legitimate concerns myself.
Oh, good. And in I want to correct them.
And, you know, it kind of sucks to feel this way every night.
When I go to bed, I'm thinking to myself, am I going to wake up?
Wow, that's not good.
Yeah, it's not. Huh?
Well, yeah. Get that.
When are you scheduled? Get in there and get it.
It's April 23rd or something.
You also need to do a
heart check.
They're going to do.
They're going to do everything for you.
I'm going to spend ten thousand dollars.
You have insurance, right?
No, I don't have insurance.
Wow. So you literally can spend ten thousand dollars or you just.
Well, the colonoscopy will be ten thousand dollars.
No. Yeah, no, it'll be it'll be like eighteen hundred.
Are you paying the cash?
Colonoscopy, eighteen hundred bucks. Yeah.
Well, he's bartering.
Yeah, I'm giving him a head.
Well, that's a little more expensive.
Yeah, that's not really the bartering I had in mind.
But what's that?
But anything but that, maybe.
Oh, yeah. That's a hospital visit.
I tell you what, if it's that much of a discount.
No, I'm not giving him any.
You need to open heart surgery.
OK, what I am doing is I'm allowing him opportunity to,
you know, check my prostate more.
That's the tip.
That's my God. This fucking with dark.
It's your dark. What's going on over there, Mr.
Brunzer? I wish the TV was working.
That would be cool.
And I wish it like had like, you know, relevant material.
Like colonoscopy. Yeah, we were talking about.
We don't have to talk.
We our conversation is dominated by colonoscopies.
I say we move on.
Well, that's because he's Sean and he has trauma that he experienced.
I know. You know, you want to hear some good.
We don't want to talk about Sean's trauma.
We have to get get get him past that.
Well, we do.
Look, lots of people get past things in life and, you know,
people drive their car off a fucking cliff and break their whole lower body.
And they're going to come back and win the Masters.
Did you hear Tiger Woods is back?
He's not going to win, though. But yes, dude.
Well, I'm impressed. I'm impressed that he's going to play again.
And when does it start? They're practicing right now.
Or something they're doing the practice rounds this weekend.
And then, well, no, it's not this way.
But Tiger Woods plans to play in the Masters as of right now.
And he thinks he can win.
Tiger Woods hasn't played in a competition in 17 months.
He said this past Tuesday.
Can you imagine if he won the Masters?
That would be epic.
Oh, the most epic comeback slash.
Yep. Yeah. I don't know when the Masters are.
I think it's coming up, though.
I thought it was this weekend.
I think that's a little too soon.
I think the this weekend is like the Byron Nelson.
This for Byron Nelson should be coming up right about now.
Is Byron Nelson still going on?
I thought they moved that over to the tribute golf course.
They took it over. Byron Nelson is over there in Craig Ranch now.
They moved to Craig Ranch.
I was there frequently when I was at the Four Seasons.
Craig Ranch right there in McKinney?
Yes. Byron Nelson was there last year and is there again.
Really? I didn't know that. They moved it, yeah.
I worked. I mean, I don't know if I talk about those or not,
but I worked at the Four Seasons during the Byron Nelson tournament.
Did you meet Byron? Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I have my picture taken with him.
Yeah, I've got my picture. Did you juggle his balls?
Did not do that. Oh, his golf balls. Yeah.
Yeah, the golf balls. Oh, what balls were you? Oh. Oh. Yeah.
These these golf balls. Awkward.
So I had my picture taken with Byron, of course.
Byron, he thought he was a very, very cool guy.
Very old guy. Didn't give a shit.
You know what? He was just like, you know what?
As long as I can, I can golf under my age.
He was like 83 years old out there.
He's still banging away. Seventy six on 18.
That's insane.
He was where he was usually like the wood club.
He had he had a lot of his old clubs up there that were were put on the walls
as as, you know, just kind of decorative decorative stuff.
And they have tiny little heads.
They're drivers.
You know, look, the Byron also has a little tiny driver.
It's a very pompous.
Well, first of all, golf is extremely pompous, you know, and expensive.
It's expensive.
I mean, the clothes, the clubs.
I mean, I don't think it's as expensive as football gear.
But, you know, nonetheless, well, well, whatever.
The point surely is more expensive.
I was working at a place
on the sports club side of the four seasons and right outside of
like they had like a 100 foot wall of glass
in the behind the glass was a restaurant. OK.
On the glass was a putting practice putting green.
So there's a practice putting green, a huge practice putting green,
like two feet on the other side of the glass in the teabox.
Number one was about 40 feet from there. OK.
So the players would come out of the basement of the clubhouse
where I was at. Right.
And I'm standing on the other side.
They go out there before the teabox one.
They go out there, throw a couple balls out there and practice.
And I'm behind the window. They can't see me.
Oh, it's one way window.
Yeah, it's one of those things I can't see in at all.
That's creepy. And were you naked? You were nude.
I'd beat you to it. I said naked.
Smashing your junk against the window. Whoa.
Too much. No, it's enough to say all nude.
No, you were thinking it.
Yeah, but you were your pressure junk up against the window.
That's what he would have done back in the day.
Well, I didn't do it.
There were there were several people.
You have to go back and clean that stuff off.
Yeah. They have to mark.
Yeah. Smudge. Yeah. Smudge.
Oh, my God. Damn.
Yeah. Well, regarding Tiger Woods, specifically Tiger Woods,
what he did during, which was kind of interesting.
So while he's out there at the putting green, he's got his golf balls.
All right. And he takes a felt tip magic marker and he marks his balls.
It's very specific. So he knows what they are.
I don't know what. What a T.W.
No dots.
I actually I don't even remember now. It's been so long.
I was a combination of that makes no sense.
Tiger Woods.
I think they're dots that he puts on him.
I'm surprised that he doesn't have them made with those dots already on there.
Of course, it says T.W. already on them. Yes, I'm sure he does.
But it was just kind of cool.
It was one of those things where, you know, here I'm looking at Tiger
with the putting right now. Oh, yeah.
You know, and not just that, but I'm seeing them all. Yeah.
But the whole fan base out there back there when I worked at the Four Seasons,
I would take full advantage of it.
I was young. I was like in my my late 20s.
Not so young.
I don't think you're a full adult.
You're you're you're shaving off a decade on this one.
What do you mean? I don't think you were in your 20s.
I think I was in my late 20s. No. Early 30s.
30s. Yeah.
What year was this? Maybe upper 30s.
This was 2000.
You were 30. This was.
All right. So it was.
But I was there for like five, six years.
So it was my late 20s to my early 30s.
Hmm. OK. All right. We'll roll with that.
Nah, suck it. So.
So back then that time, you know, you got you got you got a picture, you know,
I didn't have I didn't have kids back then.
I wasn't married and life was very different.
So I was able to in 2000.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What am I thinking of then?
You took another job where you like were on the maintenance crew of
not a maintenance crew, but I was in a hotel.
I was like five years ago.
That was that was just recently.
Oh, I was. That's why I was getting confused.
I thought that was the Four Seasons.
No, this I was a food and beverage manager at the Four Seasons
back in the 90s. My mistake.
I got I blended those two jobs together.
I was like, wait a second, you had kids.
That's a good position, but it's a hard life.
It is. It was. But it's a hard life.
It's a good position. My point, though, is that if you
hear one of the perks I'm about to share with you, but during the Byron Nelson.
So they have name tags. You have a name tag.
And in in if you have your last name on your name tag, that means you're a manager.
And they don't they don't question you.
So I'm able to go anywhere in the golf course
because I get off. I mean, I get to work early, so I get off early.
So I get to spend like from two o'clock until it's wandering around the golf course.
And I can go into every single tent. Right.
Because they asked me and I'm like, you know, I have my last name on here.
I'm here to inspect. Yeah.
They never asked.
I just walked in. I go hit all the the tents and you're not really supposed to go in there.
They have food and drink. Yes.
They have buffets that open bar and buffets that every one of these little fricking tents all set up.
The VIP lounges. Oh, my God. You'd have very nice.
I'm telling you, I took advantage of every little thing because I was at that age where I didn't give a shit.
Right. I was like, I'm going to get away with it. Right.
Who's going to who's going to call me on it?
Yeah. And I did get away with it.
You're the guy that stuffed the entire salmon down his Christmas.
No, I Santa suit. I wasn't.
Oh, my God. Now, I was a Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places.
Remember that? Remember that you see shoving the whole salmon down his Santa suit.
He starts eating it on the bus.
Oh, and then he's picking out the hair that.
Remember that?
This is Trading Places.
Yeah. So I remember one of the funny, the coolest things about working at the Four Seasons is
when I worked behind the bar sometimes.
I don't know what it is about their inventory.
They have a fucked up inventory there.
So you can like it was partake in anything you want.
Basically, and no one ever said anything about it.
And I wrote it on the sheet, too, as a spillage.
But what was there?
And is I got it right.
I dropped five. I think it's harder today.
But what was just paper?
Yeah, you wrote down, sorry, dropped five half gallons of van.
Well, back then, I was crystal.
I was well, I see back then that story.
I was drinking pinch like scotch pinch.
And it was like in a football shaped bottle.
And for some reason, pinch, pinch, pinch, P.I.N.C.H.
OK, I got it. It's just that's just the bottle is kind of pinched.
Yeah. Right. Just long skinny tall.
But it was just no, it was just kind of squatty.
But it's kind of like a football, like I said.
And, you know, anyways, that's what I would drink.
I'd at the end of my shift, I would fill up a large glass.
I don't know if it was a 20 ounce of scotch.
Just pure scotch. Pure scotch.
I would start it back then.
And then you get blown up.
Yeah, it would just take one to.
Well, yeah, but it was like a 32 ounce cup.
You know, we all is a big goal.
You know, Rudy's exactly.
We all fall into that trap.
Well, how many did you have?
I only had one.
Forty eight ounces. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Actually, you know, all the time I do that drinks.
I'm like, honey, I had two drinks.
Oh, but she just looks at me.
She's like, how big were they?
But it was so much fun because I mean, it was just back at that time.
It's that that little snapshot in life.
You know, I mean, of course, the rest of the year sucked
because, you know, you're you're nose to the grinding stone.
And it's just work.
I got to golf for free a lot every single day almost.
And yet you still suck at golf.
Well, if I played golf, golf is one of those things
that you have to play every day to be good.
Absolutely. I don't suck at golf.
I'm kidding. Yes, you do.
But I suck worse.
Yeah, I suck as well. So we all suck.
Yeah. And I'm supposed to go out to Vegas on May.
No, April. No, May.
Early May. I have no time to get ready.
I have no time to get like non completely sucky.
It's just going with this work related.
Is this going with your father in law?
Father in law and brothers. Yes.
How come I don't get invited to these?
Because you're you have to be part of the family. Oh, sorry.
So it goes a little bit beyond.
It's a family affair.
We're not tier one.
Listen to how bad this is, though.
So I'm like, I haven't.
Go to Vegas to play golf.
Well, because one of them lives there.
Right. Shelly's brother lives there.
Have him come here instead of all of you.
Well, we talked about that, but everybody would rather go to Vegas.
Oh, yeah. There's other shit to do.
OK. Yeah. So so check this out.
So they're all pretty good golfers.
Like they're all solid. I suck and they know I suck.
And so Shelly's brother sends me his login and password to his golf,
like his golf subscription where he has like unlimited videos and stuff.
Right. And he's like totally unsolicited.
I'm like, hey, I didn't say, you know, hey, I'm really struggling.
I haven't played in a while. Can you send me some stuff?
No, he just sends them to me.
And he's like, hey, man, you know, watch.
Please don't embarrass me. Right.
Please look at these. What it is is we don't want you to hold us up.
He's like, hey, watch some of these videos. Right.
So I was like, oh, God.
Anyway, so I was thinking about getting lessons.
I'm not. I see Paul getting extremely upset out there.
Well, you know, I know better.
Because I played once with you. I did that.
You're a bitch. But I did. Wow.
Did you got angry? It was very it was just like, OK.
I went a second time, but I couldn't play because of my shoulder surgery.
And I said, bitch, that day I was it wasn't I wasn't comfortable.
And it rained really bad. It did.
But I swear it is the most frustrating sport on the planet.
Because you could nail it. You're like, fuck yeah.
I'm going to repeat that.
Which is going to get absolutely.
Straight to the side.
And if you're somewhat coordinated, it's like you like
I've never been great at anything, but I've been good at everything.
You know what I mean?
I'm a good I'm a solid.
I'm solid at everything. But golf.
Tiger Woods doesn't matter records.
I'm not I'm not saying like record breaking.
Baseball. But he's got details.
He wakes up in the morning.
He will go out to the driving range in and I'm not kidding.
Five hundred balls.
That's what it takes. Five hundred balls.
And when you do it for a living, we've got to be good.
You've heard the 10,000 hour theory, right?
Yeah. Anything you do for 10,000 hours or an expert or an expert.
All right. So pick something that's farfetched.
And let's see if we can pull that off.
Nuclear physicist breathing a dictator.
Be a dictator. We have to become a dictator first.
I do to become a good dictator.
I trained to be a dictator for 10,000 hours.
Can I be one? You train?
I don't know. You could be a dictator in your house.
Right. Just walk around, just being a dick.
And after 10,000 hours, you are suddenly.
OK, well, maybe that doesn't apply.
But being a piano, absolutely, it would.
Yeah, it's practice.
Mandolin. Ten thousand hours.
How many days and weeks is that?
I don't know. Six.
A lot. Six days.
Well, I mean, if you break it down to 25 hours a day.
Banjo bagpipe.
You've got a hundred hours in four days. Skin flute.
That might be the winner.
It's for it's a year. It's a year and three months.
It's one point one four years.
I'm going to explain that one to my wife.
You know, honey, 10,000 hours would make you an expert.
Oh, that'd be great. What should I be? Skin flute.
What is that? Don't worry about it.
Let's watch a video. Oh, come on.
Why did you make that noise?
You made that noise. God Almighty.
You're awful. You let into that.
Whatever. So Tiger Woods, you know, he's born in seventy five.
So he's an accident.
Thirteen months later, he's back in the game.
And he's got these claims that he's going to take the Masters.
And you know what? Like you said, I hope he does.
I didn't hear him say that.
He didn't say he was going to win the Masters.
That's exactly what he said. Did he really? Yeah.
No, I was I he was like, we'll see how this goes.
OK, so it says after closing physical locations and 20.
Oh, that's Fuddruckers.
Tiger Woods plans to play the Masters as of right now.
As of right now, he thinks he can win.
Of course. Why else play?
Oh, that's OK. Well, that's a little different.
I don't know. I'm going to win the Masters.
Defeated. And he said to say the hardware in his right.
But all you put your whole life savings on.
This is the hardware in his right leg,
the stabilizing rods and screws that help them recover
from the devastating car crash just 14 months ago.
He's in hospital bed for three months.
His work teen months ago.
Yeah, his mobility completely limited.
Well, think about the the physical therapists
and the doctors that he had at his house, probably.
Oh, yeah. It's not like 24-7.
Oh, yeah. It's not like us.
Well, no, I have that of recovery.
I had that for my shoulder.
You know, I had that for my shoulder.
I had around the clock care.
I mean, they do. I mean, they've got the top top
doctors working on dietitians, nutritionists.
And I did I hear that he almost lost his leg. Yes.
It was dangling by like a vein.
One vein. Yes. A big one.
It was like twisting, spinning around.
So when they got there, they had to unwind his leg.
What the hell?
You have a very creative imagination.
No, it was. Well, he the car frickin.
Well, they ever explain what happened.
He was going too fast.
He lost control and went over the edge.
Yeah. It was his leg.
I compacted and got just up and the car got completely
jacked up because he went all over the.
He just lost control. Yes.
Hit a bump and that's all it takes.
Well, maybe he didn't hit a bump.
Maybe he just didn't make the turn.
I don't know. He wasn't familiar with the turn and just didn't hit it.
How fast was he going?
One hundred twenty two.
I'm going to go with one eighty.
He was like going around a 90 turn.
You hit the button.
Completely 90 degrees. Bluetooth audio.
There's a lot of turns like that. Bluetooth audio.
Why is this thing not working? Bluetooth audio.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Seriously, it's that quick.
It's that easy trying to get the damn car to work.
I'll tell you what, I get most accidents trying to get my my auto car
automation shit to work.
Or you're watching Walking Dead or something like that.
No, I've never even.
Wait a second. Most of your accidents.
What have you had? You've had a hundred and seventeen accidents.
That's not what I meant to say.
What the hell are we talking about? What I meant to say was that
there have been times where I'm like, hey, that could have sucked.
And most of the times. Close ones then.
Yeah, I'm just like those are the times that I wasn't necessarily
watching TV or anything.
I was preparing to watch TV. Right. Right. Right.
I guess so. Well, that's why a lot of cars say, I'm sorry,
you can't pair your device while the car is moving.
Well, that's retarded.
They're doing it. You just caused me to get an accident.
They're doing it for you.
People like you who trying to pair it while the car is moving.
You know, on that note, how many wrecks have we all been in?
That was our fault.
My fault.
Maybe I had like some little fender benders, but none that were my fault.
Oh, whoa. Aren't you awesome?
No. All right, Sean, you still counting?
I can't think of any.
Oh, bullshit. People run into me.
You guys have never had an accident that when I was 15 years old.
I bumped into somebody.
That's a wreck. That's a huge one.
Massive. No, like you're at a stop sign and you just like tap.
That's it. Oh, that counts as 10 wrecks.
No, no, I've done that, but it's been a very long time.
But wrecks I've been in.
I've been in two that were significant.
There have been.
There are people that hit me. One lady that was done.
Are you still talking about wrecks? Yeah, wrecks.
Oh, I'll have with that T-bone, the lady. Yes.
Because she was coming out of a parking lot.
There's Texas Stake. It's two lanes.
You know, take that bitch.
You know, you know, Sean, you know, the Shawnee Trail up here.
I do park in that parking lot. I do.
And there's two lanes on what is that Hillcrest? Yes.
And I was in the left lane and there was a line of cars turning in.
And the front car waved this lady.
No, you can't do that. She came out and I BAM T-bone.
I see that happen all the time.
So again, not my fault, but it totaled my car.
That that exact scenario happens all the time.
Yeah. Well, people can't see.
And they're expecting the other people to like tell you, oh, it's clear.
And they go and BAM, you T-bone a lady.
Yeah, I did. I mean, it's she had enjoyed a little bit.
She had an infant in the back seat.
Was she hot by that?
She was like a six month old.
No, not the not the infant.
Good Lord. He fuckface.
What just happened?
That she was in a I don't know what kind of car.
I think we need to go to intermission right now.
Play the music. What are you doing?
Checking what she was like.
That's what I said.
She goes, God, what did the backseat?
What do you, Jeffrey Epstein?
Anyway, but they were OK, obviously.
Yeah, what it was a total my car, both Stephen was in the front seat
and Brandon was in the backseat. Oh, man.
And both airbags burst out.
No. And I did the,
you know, you react, held Stephen back, saved his life.
Had the which is totally unrealistic.
It is. I don't think I did anything, but, you know, it's totally instinct, though.
It is. And you have the those airbags burden.
Oh, yeah. Can burn you.
So I had to burn on my and the shit got in his eyes.
So he got in the ambulance and they flushed his eyes and everything.
But yeah, we were all five thousand dollars.
No, there was no charge.
But again, you know, it's it was weird.
It was loud.
You know, I screeched my brakes rammed into her.
And next thing you know, you see all these people running.
And her husband was running up.
I thought I was going to get shit from him.
And then she told him what happened.
And he was like, all right.
He like backed off. He did.
I mean, he. OK, so he arrived on the scene.
Well, he was there.
They were playing softball games or baseball.
They're all together in different cars.
Yeah. So he was there watching.
Wouldn't that be awful?
Can you imagine watching your loved ones in another car get hit?
Yeah, that would be awful.
Yeah. So I thought that he was about to come give me shit.
And then she grabbed him and says, no, it was on me.
So, yeah. Well, good for you. Ready?
I was I was watching.
You throw you ready to pull now.
Well, there were a lot of people that saw it.
A lot of people were talking about to defend yourself.
What if you were up to you was all like, well, he never got close.
I mean, he came out.
He came up and he was staring at me pretty hard.
Had you Glock out?
He was, you know, doing the Lats spread and everything.
You whip your dick out.
The Lats spread. Yes.
OK. When you say whip your dick out.
Oh, dude, I was like, oh, how is that helpful?
Well, you know, people like some people like to take their shirt off
right before their fight. So you like helicopter.
Oh, yeah. I walk in and I do the.
So it's like a whip.
Well, yeah. How's that?
So I make the noise and it's like
I'm coming for you, bitch.
No, I did not do that.
But there is no dispute.
You know, even the even the cops that showed up were like, yeah,
she took ownership and everything. So right.
I cute. Yeah. All right.
So all right. So you does that just one?
And the other time I was probably.
I was still up in Cincinnati and I was I was driving in my car
and there's a fire truck coming the other way.
And again, a lady tried to beat the fire truck
and she t boned me in the fire truck, you know, these big windows.
I remember looking at the guy.
He's just staring down at the wreck that the wreck.
And he's like, hey, well, we're right here.
Yeah. Right. How perfect is that? Yeah.
So he was like, yeah, that's not on you.
And I was what, 19, some teenager, 20 years old.
And, you know, she was, you know, there's no disputing
because of the fire truck.
Well, they saw it. Oh, yeah.
Well, nowadays, yeah, you have to have somebody come vouch for you
because people are jerks, man. Yeah.
So I got t boned once, 90 bone the other way, and both were not my fault.
Yeah. What about you, Polly?
Don't do a regular accident.
So I've been in thirty nine accidents. Wow.
All of your fault.
Every single one of them, I think you just blame your blame.
Your deafness was this idea.
I said, I couldn't hear.
Yeah. I didn't hear the car.
Anyway, wow. Very insensitive, Sean.
Well, these stoplights are are illuminating.
There's nothing. So I had to.
One, I was pulling out of my apartment complex.
There was a bus that was parked like picking up people.
Was it an old folks bus?
I looked. I know it was a regular dark bus.
I looked behind the bus.
There was nobody. I looked to the right.
There was nobody. I pull out.
And all of a sudden there a car came out of nowhere from behind the bus.
And this is what makes me mad.
I know it was my fault, but all he had to do was turn his.
It was right there in an open median, like not even a median, like an open.
I was turning left and he was going straight,
which means there was plenty of room to maneuver. Right.
All he had to do was turn his wheel very slightly to the left
and he would have avoided me.
But no, he panics, locks up and barrels into me.
You know what I mean? Which is my fault. It is. It's my fault.
But you know what I mean?
I think everybody should like do whatever it takes to not be in a wreck.
I don't know why you said he panicked.
He did. He completely locked up. I was like, I don't think so.
You know what he did? He's like, oh, yeah, him.
Fuck this. Yeah, I would take him out.
The white guy. Oh, he was white.
No, no, I'm the white guy.
What color was he?
I think it was Hispanic.
Oh, Hispanic privilege, huh?
Hispanic privilege. God bless.
He pulled that card.
Then the other one, this one, this one was jacked up.
It was right out here.
Preston and and and rollator.
I was going westbound towards the tollway right away from home.
And I look up and I'm thinking to myself, oh, shit, I can.
I need to stop at the eye care place.
I'm on my phone.
On my phone.
I'm trying to look up when they're open, right?
But check this out. The lights were all out.
The sun shining from behind me is early morning.
And I look up and they look green to me, right?
And I'm watching the patterns.
Cars are going left and the pattern is perfectly right.
I was like, oh, usually that goes first.
And then I go, I go.
I'm going through the intersection.
Also, the car shows up out of nowhere.
And I was like, oh, my God, come at my left.
And I try to get around them and they run into me.
But again, it's my fault.
I think it's a four way stop because the lights were out.
Right. Completely jacked up.
Anyway, I got spun around, hit the pole.
What was this? I don't know.
Five years ago, five years, maybe five years ago,
10 years ago. Who knows?
Well, I've never been in an accident.
That was my fault. I mean, that's not true. But.
I mean, I was a passenger.
Yeah. I mean, besides when I was 15 years old,
I've just been I guess that that that well, I've been lucky.
Let's put it that way.
I was going to say we should all be very thankful.
Well, it's these wrecks could be thoroughly devastating.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they're very unforgiving. Just like that. It's over.
I was worried when the boys wanted to be firemen.
And I was at least I was telling Steve and I don't know
if I ever mentioned the press and I was like, you realize
you're going to see damage in the carnage you're going to see
from everyone, from infants to very old people. Awful.
And you're going to have to learn how to deal with that. Yep.
And of course, at the time, he's like, oh, yeah, you know.
But, you know, going through the tutorial, not tutorials,
but practicals where he was actually in the ambulance.
It got to him. Right.
He was getting extremely nervous about seeing his first dead person.
And I think that was one of the things that caused him to rethink his.
But did he actually see one or he just kind of it?
No, he never saw preempted.
He would tell me he was he's like, Dad, I just want to see my first dead person.
So that he can get over it so he can see it,
process it and get over it.
But seeing a dead person and seeing a torn up body on the highway.
Yeah, a couple of different things.
You know, God, that'd be awful.
And it is, you know, and that's what happens.
Torn up completely. Oh, yeah.
Because it happens all the time.
I mean, sadly. Yeah.
When I was doing my I don't know if they still show this,
but when I was taking my driver's license to us when I was 16,
they had those very graphic videos.
Oh, extremely graphic where they showed the aftermath of these horrific wrecks.
And you see the actual footage like the police were taking a body parts
bodies torn apart.
It's basically a deterrent to say you need to make sure you obey the laws
and drive safe. This could happen to you.
And it was brutal. Yeah.
For me, it was I never saw those.
Yeah, they showed us in my class anyway.
They didn't mind. They did.
They did not. It was not.
I don't I don't remember ever seeing anything graphic.
Yeah, this was extremely I mean, it was real.
It was like I said, it was police film work.
And was it effective?
Yeah. Well, I don't think I drive crazy.
I didn't even as a kid. Right.
Well, why don't you give us a minute and Sean, I'm going to talk about this.
What do you say, Sean? Does he drive like a maniac?
I think I drive too slow sometimes.
I don't think he drives.
I don't think he drives bad at all. OK.
I mean, it frustrates me on.
No, I don't think any of us are bad drivers, to be honest.
You know, none of us are, you know, in a hurry or
I'm trying to think if I get excessive acceleration.
We don't know.
Well, I mean, I try not to just I don't even I don't know what the deal is.
I just got lucky.
I got to the point where I don't care.
And usually when I say I don't care is I don't.
I I'm not one of these person.
I don't like to be late. Right.
Oh, I got you.
So I try to leave early enough to where I'm not stressed about,
you know, getting there.
And that's really key. And what?
Well, I mean, it's just I'm kind of like.
Yeah, I'm not saying I never speed because sometimes you are late.
You're just like, I got to get there. You do.
You have to be smart about it at the same time.
Yeah. But man, it's it's it's all those those variables you just
you're not aware of.
And, you know, it shit comes out from around the corner.
And, you know, I kind of I have been in a lot of very close calls.
Right. And I'll tell you,
lately, I'm going through a phase where I'm falling asleep while driving.
That's not good. That's really bad.
Yeah, that's not good at all.
And I started it is this is while driving or while like stopped at a light.
No. While driving.
Well, I think because you're not as engaged.
No, because you turn on the adaptive cruise control and you let it do its thing.
No. OK, no, that's not.
No. So it's like just around the town. You do it.
Yeah. I mean, I did. I'm talking. I was I mean, it's bad.
Because highway driving makes me tired.
No, you know, it's interesting you say that because when I went to the dream,
the sleep experts where they did the whole, you know, I might have a CPAP machine.
Don't they make mattresses?
Well, this is dream CPAP dream experts dream something.
I don't sleep experts, but dream, dream something.
Yeah. Anyway, it was a CPAP machine.
But what and their questionnaire? Wow.
What dream did that sneak by?
It did. I didn't go to the wet dream store.
No. But thank you for asking, Jeff. All right.
No, so the sales call, though, their questionnaire was, do you know,
do you find yourself falling asleep here, falling asleep there?
And then it went on to falling asleep while driving, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, that's very interesting that they would equate
all of these falling asleep scenarios to not getting restful sleep
and needing a CPAP machine. Mr. Sean. Yeah.
Well, I'm not saying no.
I'm just saying you go see your doctor. You should talk to him about it.
What do we think? Absolutely.
I have I have.
So, like, for example, now I don't like to drive.
More than three minutes.
No, I mean, like I went to dinner the other night and I had a couple of beers
and I was tired. Dude, I'm tired. I'm tired a lot.
I've got a lot of weird shit going on at the house.
And my sleep things really, really sucks.
I need to correct that.
And when you do sleep, you're not really sleeping that much. Correct.
Jeff and I can attest to that in the in the one time we went to a concert and.
It was a train wreck coming out of the symphony of it was crazy.
You should have a look at your uvula.
Have have them cut all your arugula was awful.
Yeah, it was like I don't even know what it sounded like.
It's like a frickin it was incredible.
I had my hearing aids on and I was like looking at Jeff going, what the hell?
Yeah. And then you wouldn't breathe for a while, which is what sleep apnea is.
Yeah. And then you'll start.
Have you ever recorded yourself sleeping?
No, you should. No, I don't want to.
It's a train wreck.
It's bad. I'm not kidding.
You need to get a sleep apnea machine.
You need to get a CPAP machine.
I'm sure I'll sleep much better.
Well, it probably will correct the sleeping thing.
It's huge. You could get that corrected sometimes.
You know, if they go in there, they can shave some meat off and stuff like that.
They remove your mouth and your nose.
I've heard that it does.
It does work. I haven't moved that whole triple chin.
Yeah, you look weird, but you know what?
It's worth it. Sleep like a baby.
I sleep like I've heard that the shaving thing works, but it's only temporarily.
No, I wouldn't do that.
I don't know. But I know there's some treatment to the CPAP machine
well before you start carving shit off your body.
Sure, sure.
Well, it's not surgical if it works.
I just don't feel like going through all the the process of of.
But you have to. I just want to know that.
All right. Yeah, it's no big deal at our age.
But did you have to go there and sleep and have them monitor you?
No, no, they send it home with you.
You know, they've been in office.
They can monitor it from home, right? Yeah.
All via Wi-Fi. Mm hmm.
And they're like, there is a lot of hip movement.
A little thrusting.
And I was like, OK, well, that was.
And then did you urinate on the floor?
Why is there hip movement?
Well, it was Evan Williams's fault.
So there's there's a lot of hip movement, but yet he's on his stomach.
Yeah, they may. That's the thing.
You got to be careful. They measure everything.
We're detecting an emission.
Of what we fart like three hundred times a night.
All right. Look, there's some there's some good news coming to Frisco,
at least potential good news for some of those folks out there.
But Fuddruckers, but no, no, no.
God. But fuckers.
I said Fuddruckers is coming back to
is to going to return Frisco.
We're no, no, no. They just shut the one down.
So it says here, which I didn't understand.
Maybe you guys can. It says Fuddruckers will return to Frisco with Ghost Kitchen.
What does Ghost Kitchen mean to stick out on like?
I mean, that's one of my favorite restaurants.
I was devastated when they closed.
Yeah, I'm kidding. Yeah, it's take out only.
Is it down at that place that used to be Posados?
So after closing the physical location in 2020, the Fuddruckers is bringing
the burgers back to Frisco, the restaurant company plans to open
a ghost kitchen at ninety five or six.
One twenty one. Yeah, there's a you know,
you know where Posados used to be. That's very exciting.
No, it was right there on one twenty one next to Outback.
The ghost kitchens allow customers to plan and order digitally or in person
and then pick up their meal on site for takeaway or have it delivered.
Kitchen United Mix operates as a to go food.
Yeah, it's that's what it's called. United Mix or something like that.
And then you have multiple restaurants in there.
The chief executive officers of I love it.
Rutgers Nicholas Perkins says, We're continually working to innovate
and extend our customer choice, especially for the healthy options
that customers crave.
That's a straight sound bite to that straight from home.
That was Bufus. Yeah, that was excellent.
As such, we recently announced a new plant based offerings,
which will be available by our new location plant based.
What the fuck does that mean? Is that Bill Clinton? That's the old Bill Clinton.
Now, that's not plant based.
What are all these people doing with plant based burgers these days?
Oh, no, no, no. Fudd Rutgers plant based.
No, no, no, no, no. I was not paying attention.
I guess that's what we said. Plant based.
They were they have that would be an offered as a no, no, no.
That will be an offering.
Yeah, it's an offer.
Beyond Burger.
Well, it's just like, did you see the did you see the footage
of Anderson Cooper and Bill Gates talking about how Bill Gates
thinks that everyone should get on synthetic meat
and it's made out of fungi?
Great. And they were sitting there and they had little pieces of it
and Anderson Cooper tastes it and Bill Gates Bill Gates like,
oh, that's really good.
And Anderson Cooper's like, hmm, really good.
He was forcing it. Right. He was like, oh,
fun meat made out of fungi.
Yeah, I'll pass. That's a hard pass.
I'm sorry. Yeah.
But you know, I don't know.
I mean, if it I mean, I don't know.
I'd rather have the burger, of course.
So hold on. So Fudd Rutgers came back.
Are they they have a restaurant anywhere else?
Besides if I want to go in, is there probably another state?
I think they close everything in North Texas.
Tell me where the closest one to us is, because I may. Nowhere.
Wait, wait, wait for it.
Hold on, producer.
Type in seven zip code and then extend the search within a thousand miles.
A thousand miles.
Well, go to the right.
Oh, that's over there.
To your right.
That's way out on 30.
Yeah, I'd still drive out there.
It's not that good.
Go to search within.
I don't even get the burger.
No, I get the cage there and go to 100 miles.
Go figure. That's it.
There's still no just rock wall.
I would not drive that far for it.
Go. Well, what if I'm in the rock wall area?
Well, if you're out there, that's one thing.
There's only one within 100 miles.
But there you go, Paul.
Fuck.
The burger is not that I'm sorry.
I told you I don't eat the burger.
I eat the Cajun chicken sandwich.
It's not that good.
Really?
It's great. I love it.
Love it. Love it.
You know what I enjoyed about going to Fuddruckers is.
The condiment tray.
Well, the yes, the assortment of condiments I'd have for there.
Oh, my God. I would have a salad bar from that.
Basically, you have my burger, be like this.
And then just like, I would have like I would have like a hundred pickles.
Why?
And two slices of large tomato wheels and some some lettuce.
At some point, it overwhelms whatever you're eating.
Oh, no, no, no. I take the bread off.
I eat it everything all the way down to the meat.
Yes, Sean doesn't eat a sandwich.
He deconstructs it and then eats it.
You buffet the condiments.
Actually, I do. So when I take the sandwich, if a sandwich is tall,
yes, I don't like to push it and it gets all over.
I take the top of the bun off and I will eat it down to where it's a manageable sandwich.
Excellent.
It's all about.
We should probably open the next segment.
With how we eat different foods.
That would be disturbing.
So all right.
Well, hey, look, should we talk about Jim Ballsacki?
No, even MSNBC.
I think we're at the intermission. Are we not?
We got five minutes.
Oh, we got five minutes. OK. All right.
Not trying to rush things along here.
I was actually going to ask you guys if you have started planning for your summer vacations.
I am taking a vacation out to see my dad.
That's in April.
My wife and I are also going on our 25th wedding anniversary.
That's a big one.
To Disney World.
Oh, shame.
I know.
Shame.
I will still enjoy it.
I will still have fun.
The reason we're going is we went to honor our honeymoon to Disney World.
Yes.
Are you going to bring a plastic flask?
Like a smuggler's delight.
Yeah.
No, because I'm not going to bring a bottle with me.
I'm not going to have a car to go gallivanting to all the liquor stores down there.
I'll see if you can bring a bottle with you.
Now you're talking.
Not a flask, a bladder.
A bladder.
We both have an arm sling.
Yes, I do.
I probably still have my sling, yeah.
But we went on our honeymoon and at the time, it was Disney World's 20th anniversary.
It was Disney World's 25th anniversary.
So now they're celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That's super cool.
And it's their 25th anniversary.
I'm going to change.
You guys line up.
Totally line up to what they've got going on there.
So we're going to go.
We're going to enjoy it.
And I'm going to wear all my Trump gear.
But you know, here's the thing.
Are you really?
Do you wear the 45 that shirt you got?
That's nice.
Guys, here's what we have to remember.
When you go there, all the people that work there couldn't give a rat's ass about what's
going on at corporate.
Some do.
Well, I know.
But you know what I mean.
Oh, I know what you mean.
I mean, right now they're having an internal strife, right?
The Republicans are against the Democrats.
I'm more against the executive board and the directors and above.
But the hourly people or whatever, like the people that provide the experience, right?
They care about you being happy visiting and they're frustrated.
I know they're frustrated.
Well, I mean, you're going to be greeted at the door.
They're not going to say, hey, friends and folks.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
They can't see ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls anymore.
Oh, my God.
I was that kidding.
I had yesterday I had to drive to Graham, Texas, and I saw a high school had a big old
high school of the football team is all right.
Where is the kid?
Let's let's go cowboys and cowgirls.
And I'm thinking to myself that's going away.
Racist.
That has fucked up because now I'm thinking about it.
Right.
I mean, you just read and let it go.
That's fantastic.
And now I'm just like, that sucks because someone's going to be offended.
Yeah.
You know, well, not necessarily.
Right.
Because even when they're transgender, they they identify with a gender.
Do they not?
Whatever.
Some do not.
Some get 100 genders.
There's some folks out there that like to represent others.
All right.
And for all those that like to represent other people's feelings, they can mainly
suck a lot of white elitists like to do that.
They do because they feel like they're making amends or something.
Well, I don't understand.
It's like, what are you trying to do?
What do you do?
White guilt.
Get the fuck out of here.
So what would it change to?
How do cowboys, cowgirls and cow thems, cowlinoids?
I don't know.
How about cowlinoids?
Cowlinoids or cowboys like a cow.
How is cow or bottle and bond?
Heaven's.
Heaven's Hill.
No, no, no, no.
Heaven Hill.
It's Heaven Hill.
Heaven Hill.
But we got to.
It's a it's a unicorn.
Yeah, very, very good.
It's recommended, recommended by dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And we'll be back in a few short moments.
We're going to have another bottle.
Heaven's Hill.
We'll come back and talk about it.
Heaven Hill.
Oh, damn it, man.
No, no, no, no.
What am I drinking?
Heaven's no, no, no, no.
What am I drinking downstairs?
Heaven's.
Oh, Heaven's Gate.
Something close.
Yeah, that has that door.
That was a was a cult.
And that does have a an apostrophe.
Oh, look at this.
Look at the theme that's going on.
We're talking about heaven.
There you go.
All right.
We're out.